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>>88088357
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The void in my life has consumed me, I recently got into a fight with a dozen people and came out on top. Whoever said one man can't win against a group was either a weakling or he fought seasoned fighters. Still my entire body aches from the punches, when the fuck will I get a jumpchain?
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>>88097873
>Maybe Sasuke's punishment after everything was being forced to marry Sakura?
Lol. Maybe.
"So, you won. What now, Naruto? I'm staying but I'm sure it's not that simple. I've betrayed the village, I'm sure there's gonna be some punishment involved."

"Yeah. Me and Granny talked about this. You gotta marry Sakura and get her pregnant."

"What? No jail time? No torture?"

"Nope. Matrimony with Sakura."

"Are you sure you don't prefer to torture me? Come on! Tear my other arm out! Give one of my eyes to Kakashi!"

Marry Sakura

"Please! Don't do this to me, man! If this is about the chidor thing, I'll lend you my sword and you can stab me back!"

"MARRY SAKURA, TEME!"
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Would being openly gay improve or lower the quality of Sasuke's character?
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>>88097873
>It must be like that Love Hina thing where allegedly Worst Girl eventually learns to stop being a cunt. Eh. I'll never find out.
Sakura is always a cunt though.
Man. I dislike Love Hina.
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>>88097975
>Sakura is always a cunt though.
She's not really a cunt, she's just the most bland nothing character. Her whole personality is simping for Sasuke. That's literally it.
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So, Solomon's Rings make you immune to Magecraft and only Magecraft.
...How do you identify Magecraft from Magic in Fate? Does it include things such as Kiristsugu's gun and Rin's Gay Sword?

And why does Solomon/Goetia has rings on his toes.
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Just looked at Galatea's stats. My first thought is that her setup is basically how I would design a Servant in FGO's mechanics if given the opportunity.

>Damage
>Hmm healing everyone is good
>More damage
>Hmm so is clearing debuffs
>Even more damage
>Also it should last at least 3 turns
>Also Guts
>Guts is good.
>Why yes, I DO want this Servant to be capable of chewing through three separate threat stages all by herself without Merlin being there to hold her hand, why do you ask?

It's a shame I'm already zeroing in on Morgan, because gameplaywise she seems to be the perfect Servant for me apart from being an Arts girl and having a single target NP.

>>88097956
My sincere congratulations. That sounds way more interesting than my weekend thus far. Did you just charge in and maul like a wild animal until everyone was too afraid to fight back, or did you keep your distance and knock people out while ducking, weaving and doing other boxer shit?

>>88097979
To be fair, Hinata's whole personality is being the mother of Naruto's child even before said child existed and nobody complains about that.
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>>88097999
He has rings on his toes cause he ran out of fingers.
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>>88097979
the hate for sakura was always funny to me because all women in naruto are bland. hinata is much more boring but gets a free pass for being hotter even when her whole personality is simping for naruto
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>>88098007
Hinata's personality is being a shy girl who's in love with Naruto.
God, female characters in Naruto are shiiiiit.
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>>88097999
>Does it include...gun?
Unclear because Goetia never actually gets off his ass to fight seriously until it's too late. All we know about the rings is that they let him negate all magecraft used by humanity with little further detail, because you really don't need to be Goetia to beat Medea Lily in a fight.

Also it's an ancient person fashion thing.
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>>88098012
She gets a free pass because she doesn't take up almost any screentime.
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>>88098012
Nope. Sakura is a massive jobber and a cunt, which is even more painful because she's a main character.
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>>88098026
but she has more wins then kakashi
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>>88098012
Kaguya truly is the logical end result of Naruto female character writing.

>No personality
>Wait, is she...sad?
>Happy?
>...
>Forget about it, jobbing time
>Also the immortal progenitor of all chakrais distracted by the sexy no jutsu lmao
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>>88098012
I'm pretty sure part of the hate is from her doing the comedic hitting Naruto on the head and that they didn't liked the guy he was simping over.
>>88098021
Also this.
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>>88098034
she should have cracked his skull in for real. Naruto was an annoying little shit
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>>88098020
Kiritsugu's gun. The thing that he use for his magecraft. Technically, it's his bullets.
>All we know about the rings is that they let him negate all magecraft used by humanity with little further detail
This doesn't answer my question though.
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>>88098007
>Did you just charge in and maul like a wild animal until everyone was too afraid to fight back
Yes and I kicked through a chair some faggot tried to pin me to the wall with. I took two nearby chairs in my rage and threw them at the group making sure to break one off another dude's head, he got 11 stitches I heard.
>keep your distance and knock people out while ducking, weaving and doing other boxer shit
I remember breaking the teeth of this one boxer that tried this on me, he was the one that started shit because he thought he could beat me with his training.
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>>88098039
Naruto unironically dindu nuffin
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>>88098034
>the comedic hitting
Yeah because it's so original, funny and endearing the first millions of times.
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>>88098033
>OP female Otsutsuki jobbs hard to sexy jutsu and did nothing but loo sad
>OP male Otsutsuki goes full mad scientist beats the shit out of naruto in his own home and he needs to sacrifice kurama just to beat him
being a women in naruto is a curse.
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>>88098043
I mean he did tie up sasuke and pretend to be him just to kiss her disguised as sasuke.
sasuke was an angel to the team and only one worth keeping around
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>>88098040
Yeah, I'm aware on both fronts. I'm telling you right now that is the only information we know of, and we genuinely don't know what happens if you shoot Goetia with a magitech weapon. At the very least, if a Servant does it they're fucked because he has Nega-Summon. But we don't know what happens if Rin tries to use the Second Magic on him.

>>88098042
I saw a boxer knock out 4 guys by backing away, b8ing them in and cleanly knocking them out as they came. That's what I would've tried to do, probably. Still more power to you if it works, a good adrenaline dump can clean house faster than trying to think of clever ways to not get punched in the face. Less risk of accidentally tripping on something and ending up having to fight 12 guys while on the ground.

In my experience, forgetting you don't have gloves or pads in the street can be a pretty fatal oversight. Surprisingly few "trained" people are actually prepared for someone to just barge in and tackle someone with their bodyweight. I still like to strike hard and go deep with an elbow or knee in the right place, but it's way different from the amount of time to size up somebody you get in the ring.

>>88098058
She was originally expected to literally die for his cultivation path. Honestly the biggest asspull in the series is that she somehow managed to kill him at all.

Remember, she canonically doesn't know shit about fighting techniques. She was probably the runt of the Otsutsuki litter, or their equivalent of a veal calf never raised to fight back.
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>>88098070
Based Sasuke fan.
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Stop shitting your pants over naruto already please.
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>>88098087
If you don't like what people are talking about, you're free to leave.
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>>88098087
Fuck off unless you have a more interesting topic of discussion to replace it with.
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>>88098101
>>88098095
Talk about naruto if you want but stop just repeating the same exact complaints you've been crying about since you were 12 thanks.
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>>88097969
Just turn him into a woman. That way you might even get super children from time to time.
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>>88098112
This but Harry Potter.
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Reading the old Minecraft jump and was wondering if you guys have any good ideas how I could combine the Farlands and Skyblock drawbacks. The weirdness of them seen to counteract to me, but maybe someone else has more imagination.
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>>88098077
what even was Kaguya doing after SOMEHOW beating him and eating god fruit she just sits on her ass all day after getting impregnated by a human? did she just expect to die when the other Otsutsuki show up and gave up on life?
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>>88098143
>did she just expect to die when the other Otsutsuki show up and gave up on life?
More or less.
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>>88098112
Bro I just started reading Naruto like a week ago, this shit's new to me.
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>>88098154
Okay, didn't ask though. Also 90% of anons are running off a mix of faded memories from when they first read/watched it years ago, and rampant fanon from the hundreds of shitty fics and quests they've consumed since. Nobody here is worth actually talking to in regards to the details.
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>>88098143
She tried to make a Zetsu army but considering the abilities her braindead cousins wield its quite likely that even with all her powers the odds were horrible against her.
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>>88098143
>she just sits on her ass all day after getting impregnated by a human?
Remember.
She is a female character in Naruto.
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>>88098077
Another fanwanky thing then? sigh
Yeah I mentioned Kiri and Rin's sword because technically, it's magecraft, but it also with something else. Obviously the pewpew should work
There's also the how do you differentiate magecraft from other kind of magic.

>At the very least, if a Servant does it they're fucked because he has Nega-Summon
Unless that one exception is used that nullify it.
And I just realized that you could pick Nega-Summon in the Nirvana jump.

In other news, what are the best houses/fortresses/castle from TYPE-MOON's jumps?
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>>88098087
Ignore him. Don't bite.
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>>88098176
so go there as a rival cultivate and keep her barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen
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>>88097999
>Does it include things such as Kiristsugu's gun
Should do yes, they're explicitly an experession of his magecraft.
>Rin's Gay Sword
Assuming you mean the original Azoth Sword she got from Kirei then yes, assuming you mean the Gem Sword then no, since it's true magic.
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>>88098178
Temple Complex and Time Temple in oasis of fantasy
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Being Goetia would be neat but I just don't like sharing my headspace.
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>>88098007
Try rolling, diversify you waifus.
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>>88098042
>started shit
over what
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>>88098194
Omoshiroy. Thanks. Yes, that's spelled wrong.

>>88098212
What make the Temple Complex as good as the Temple of Time?
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Do we have any good auto-defensive stuff? By that I mean something like having a spirit block any attacks that would otherwise connect or something of similar nature.
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Is there a way of sharing perks with companions/followers without importing them all? I have a /lot/ of them and builds are starting to kill me.
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>>88098229
I will NOT roll
I will NOT squander my precious SQ when Morgan is a mere handful of months away.
Diversity is NOT my strength.
Wait I have 13 summon tickets, which are so unreliable I'm not counting them as part of the SQ budget. Urge to blow them all on the Galatea banner...rising...
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>>88098279
its super tanky, you can't die whilst inside and you can keep buffing it by shoving gods inside and them blessing it
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>>88098299
There are several, each with varying degrees of permanence, breadth of scope/potency, and/or invasiveness.
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Are Marvel and DC's versions of Death chill with others coming back to life? I think Death of the Endless was fine with it since they said everyone will die one day or whatever.
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>>88098313
Do you mind sharing them?
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>>88098325
>all those neros in the background
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>>88098016
And boobs
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>>88098310
Wasn't there a catch with this temple in story? How do you put gods in it? What if you don't have a religion? How can you hide it? How does the blessings and curses work? It's not very clear as to how the hell would a god of poison's blessing/curse could ever weaken someone.

>>88098340
Nero Form Negro when?
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>>88098310
>you can't die whilst inside
Isn't it the same with Solomon's?
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>>88098012
I think I said it before in another thread, but people only hate Sakura so much because she was an unironic stop to the delusional belief you could be a class clown retard and still get the hot Stacy to suck your dick and love you as much as the guy who was actually competent and successful. People hate on bland harem animes because they're unrealistic, but they sure do hate Sakura for being a regular teenage girl and not living Naruto.
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>>88098288
Naruto got the Spirit of Love companion.
>Spirit of Love (100NP) - “The remnant of someone who loved you dearly. A friend or family member that passed on, yet their love was such that their chakra remained behind to protect you. It is bound to your spirit, specifically
able to work through your elemental affinities in order to protect you.
>It can use it’s chakra to animate or even create elements that you are attuned to, using these elements to automatically protect you. It’ll do so, even to save you from yourself. This loved one’s chakra is intimately bound to yours, letting you grant it greater power by adding your own energy to it, or easily take control of the element in question.
>It could be your protective mother, remaining in the sands of your homeland to shield you. A partner whose love burned brightly, enough that it remains in the flames that ignite whenever you are in danger. Even as simple as a best friend whose spirit harnesses the air that surrounds you, always pushing you to keep moving forward in life. Their awareness is limited, they might not even be truly sapient anymore, but they’ll never stop protecting you.
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>>88098377
This.
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>>88098377
And it's retarded, because there is nothing "realistic" in Naruto's characters.
God, I thought I would never ever read the "she's a teenager so it's normal she's acting like that" cope, conveniently forgetting that no other characters are like that.
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>>88098239
They said his waifu was shit.
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>>88098394
that shit would be so useful for Sage Mode since literally nothing prevents you from standing still and gathering natural energy the entire fight.
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>>88098405
It's not a cope, it's a fact. Imagine any teenage girls reaction to a kid like Naruto, a loud embarrassing motherfucker constantly telling everyone he likes her, wearing the ugliest shit, hated by every parent, short, stupid, and not funny very often. Add on the fact that he just got done playing with her feelings and making her think she just scored with Sasuke, your average high schooler wouldn't have stopped with just hitting him, they'd have separated themselves from him at all costs. Ino acts exactly the same towards Naruto, she just isn't a flamboyant person, or the object of his affection. Everyone treats Naruto like that when they first meet him, he just eventually bends reality to his whim so often that people genuinely begin respecting him.
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>>88097979
>>88098012
>>88098033
They're girls in a shounen series, what did you expect? Only men get character development while women are defined by their relationship with men and the events that happen to them. Sure, one or two girls might have a 'dream' but it will only ever be a niche skill and never drive the plot. Even if she's a princess or something to be protected/delivered somewhere, you could replace them with a paper map or keycard and nothing would change. Sakura started training but it was only just becoming Tsunade version 2.
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>>88098130
I refuse to not be made that Voldemort’s snake WAS A HUMAN WOMAN THE WHOLE TIME
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>>88098365
Behold?
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>>88098087
I'm one of those people and I fully support your right to ask this. Ignore the others, they're faggots who can't admit they're in the wrong.
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>>88098323
Not that anon, but skill book creation from generic isekai is permanent. Aura of Perk from Diablo lets you share a single perk with allies in range. So you can share skill book creation and start mass producing all the perks from every companion top share.
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>>88098477
He is a retard because if he wanted it to stop, directly asking people to shut up is counterproductive.
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>>88098365
>Wasn't there a catch with this temple in story? How do you put gods in it?
You don't put gods in it. It is a Noble Phantasm Reality Marble, meaning that it is an otherworld based on a legend. Since Ozzy is attributed to have built many temples, his legend crystalises in a mega temple complex.
>How
Authority bullshit. Also, that's how curses work, they inflict you some evil if not reflected or evaded.
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>>88098477
He didnt ask a question dumbass.
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>>88098483
>Generic Isekai
I still remember the feeling I had when I realized that technically based on the way it's worded you could go full cheese and actually Upgrade your perks with the cheat of the same name.
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>>88098299
Get the smithy from the maak jump ans turn your powers and such into enchanted items bound to your companions.
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>>88098178
Well they beat Goetia because it turns out one of his Noble Phantasms was faked, and the real Solomon had the 10th Ring which lets him hit the self destruction for him so. Yeah. That works. Despite his nominal immunity to Servants. And magecraft. Make of what what you will.

Also the Millennium Castle Brunestud from Tsukihime is up there. It's not an item mind, it's an inherent power for Brunestud's heir.

>>88098457
I know one that does.

>Why?
Because she's Erza
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>>88098504
I believe that was intentional.
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>>88098315
>DC Death
Chill as everyone comes back to her sooner or later
>Marvel Death
Are you doing it to piss of Thanos? Because she should be fine with pissing him off.
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>>88097999
Magic is Magecraft that cannot be replicated by science. So Goetia cannot negate time travel or travel to alternate Earths. At least until regular humans create a machine to do it.

Although, since Chaldea can travel to Singularities, I don't know if time travel is still Magic or Magecraft
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>>88098444
So basically, everyone i super, except Sakura. Great job Anon. Why don't you masturbate elsewhere?
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>>88098540
>2nd Magic? 5th Magic? Is that some kind of sword technique?
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>>88098306
Stop that Battler, she gets outdone by Vlad in damage after he gets a rank up mere MONTHS after!
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Naruto is now a cape setting. How is it better or worse?
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>>88098566
Are we talking more dc, image, or marvel?
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>>88098467
I mean genuinely black and edgy, but a cat is fine too.

>>88098497
>Noble Phantasm Reality Marble
In the description, it's read that you can make it one, but you can also just make it a regular building to be placed, as regular as it can be anyways.

And what if you don't believe in any religions? Or if you only have one God? How does the blessings work?

>Authority bullshit. Also, that's how curses work, they inflict you some evil if not reflected or evaded
I can see how certain authorities could work, fire would burn you, but what about the weirder ones?
And how do you evade god power?

>>88098512
>>88098540
Confusing isn't it?
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>>88098561
Why didn't anyone just took her sword away during a fight? Or block it, or broke it?
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>>88098573
Why not give examples of how it changes for each.
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>>88098563
Thank GOODNESS I'm easily distracted by my pathological need to progress the quest right in front of me. Although to be honest most highly advertised banner Servants seem kind of mid anyway. I swear Ibuki-Douji was probably the strongest one I can recall
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>>88098365
>Nero Form Negro when?
Thanks, Photoshop Anon from 5 years ago.
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>>88098603
>She sometimes brings several
>She got a really good one from Muramasa in SHITmousa
>She's just
>That
>GOOD
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>>88098603
ESL-kun, you crying about Fate is not a good trade off from anons crying about Naruto.
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>>88098563
Does he HAVE a Vlad?
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>>88098394
>The remnant of someone who loved you dearly
The funny thing is that it was actually that his mom hated him and wanted him to be a mass murderer. Basically nobody showed any real love towards him until he met Naruto.
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>Reading Unscientific Beast Taming
>Check the MTL to see how much is left/how far along the story is
>It's complete... at 700 chapters
>Translation is currently on chapter 930
>Plot wise its around chapter 400 in the original
>The translator is currently translating ONE QUARTER of a chapter and posting it as a 'full' chapter each day
FML this is going to take ages. No wonder the chapters are so short.

So Jumpers, have you released any books/films/shows in the various jumps? What did you release and where? Why?
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Labyrinth (Jump# 14)

Location: The Outskirts of the Labyrinth

Origin: Royalty- 200

Heritage: Human

Perks:
Well...? Laugh!- Free
The Power of Voodoo- 100
The Power of The Labyrinth- 300

Items:
Crystal Orbs- 100
The Labyrinth- 300

>"You kidnapped her brother because of her wish, right?" I questioned Jareth, while twirling my (crystal) balls.

>"Yes, king of the kobolds, you have successfully pointed out a fact. Also, you are doing it wrong. Your index needs to be faster, like this." Jeroth shuffled five ball on his hand. All of them containing images of sarah in five different angles.

>"And haven't you thought that the reason you love her is not actual attraction, but that you are being compelled by her wish?"

>"Of course i know that. But i haven't been this entertained in centuries! My minions' antics can be funny at first, but it gets old really fast. I'm sure you understand, after all, your skeleton left the closet. Again."

>"My skeleton?" Suddenly the door swung open. A robed apparition carrying a scythe floated to the throne room. Ready to make me hear his ramblings for the eleventh time this week. "Oh"
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>>88098631
I do not, in fact, have a Vlad.
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>>88098603
She's skilled enough to do her bullshit without swords.
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>>88098621
Sometimes?
What about Ea or Excalibur? Or what if they just ignored the katanas and went for her?
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>>88098642
Nah, thats just a lie told to him by his uncle on orders of his father
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>>88098653
So why would it matter if he's better then Galatea?
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>>88098604
Dc has a lot more snapped necks and shitty justification for the heroes to be shitheads so not much change there.

Image you have the exact aame thing going on except the village will be actively trying to fuck over naruto while danzo and the hokage fund orochimaru and funnek him victims.

Marvel has all the ninjas rounding up and murdering ninja clans they dont like while preaching about inclusion and diversity.
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>>88098522
I must be retarded for not catching on until now.
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>>88098652
Anon you know you need to lock the closet.
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>>88098669
>pic
I'm still seething about it.
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>>88098540
Goetia isn't limited to modern magecraft, he can use magecraft on the level of it's prime when it was on par with actual magic.
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>>88098674
Powercreep or something, I dunno man.

>>88098667
Conveniently to date, Musashi has avoided fighting either Gilgamesh or Saiba. She has, however, defeated opponents drastically more powerful than them who also conveniently were too beeg to parry accurately.
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>>88098441
Sit on your ass. Have your ghost beat the shit out of everyone.
>>88098675
Marvel Naruto reverses so Sakura is now the only competent member of the group, Naruto has been replaced by an alien shapeshifter that went evil, and Kakashi has somehow been secretly working for Hydra this whole time.
In DC Naruto. Batman somehow beats the shit of everyone and the Joker is a relevant threat while there are dimension hoping magical aliens that can blow up the moon walking around.
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>>88098693
If you don't have him then why not roll for the one you have the option for?
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>>88098644
My standby for the Youtube jump is to make RWBY but better, and to film everything in live action in a pocket dimension while using magic to make it look like animation.
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>>88098693
Ah so she got plot armor.
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>>88098669
This is so cringe and for what? Why? What reason?
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>>88098690
>Goetia isn't limited to modern magecraft, he can use magecraft on the level of it's prime when it was on par with actual magic
>Goetia isn't limited to modern magecraft, he can use magecraft on the level of it's prime
>Goetia isn't limited to modern magecraft, he can use magecraft
A-anon....
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>>88098711
Competent Marvel Sakura beats people with simple overcommited punches and long walls of text, expousing lectures on social justice.
Image Comics releases a dozen dolls of Sasuke wearing a Spawn demon thing, and all the chicks with DDs and up become secondary characters
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>>88098590
It just works because the gods are the laws of the world. A goddess of love can do things such as charm the Earth to get her unlimited mana from the leylines or charm powder so missiles don't explode.
For the poison example, a god of poison can curse you so you suffer the effects of being poisoned even if no such thing has entered your body, thus there is no counter or antidote to it. You are simply being poisoned and dying because the god says so.
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When will everybody start talking about Bleach?
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Besides Naruto any other jumps where anyone without the Ayyy lmao genes shouldn't bother fighting their betters?
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>>88098737
Age of Gods magecraft was still magecraft. It's just that at the time there wasn't a distinction between magecraft and magic, because the Age of Gods used the gods as conduits to the Root and they could basically do anything.
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>>88098693
Just so you know Galatea can also give herself buff removal resistance to the point of immunity at max skill level so she's better at not dying then Vlad.
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>>88098763
Maybe when the next part of the anime drops?
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Can't check atm but one of my friends piqued my interest in Danmachi so i'm going to try and binge the novels so I just wanted to ask our jump for it is any good?
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>>88098763
Bleach was a common enough topic when whoever was making that jump was posting about it.
Or maybe the anon that can't stfu about his "new discoveries" will start reading bleach next
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>>88098765
The symbiote jump for the movies. I'm pretty sure the guys with symbiotes are the only ones with super powers. >>88098732
Because Gaara's dad, Danzo, and Orochimaru were in a child mistreatment competition at the time. The funniest part is that Orochimaru would later turn up to be a decent dad to his actual child.
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>>88098732
He wanted to test if Gaara could be useful as a Jichuriki, so he confronted him with a traumatic event in the hopes that Gaara could keep control, rather than turn into Shukaku.
Thats why he called Gaara useless when that failed.

Still horrific as fuck that he didn't tell Gaara the truth in the next few years and allowed him to become a sociopath.
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>>88098786
Remember, Hestia is best goddess, Lili is best girl
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>>88098786
Jump is mid, series is mid, pretty average all around. Has mad pacing issues though.
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>>88098812
>Lili
At least warn him
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>>88098805
Let's traumatize a small child to see if he can keep control of a demon!
The man was a moron
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>>88098786
The jump is very medioce, but there is a decent regular CYOA based on it.
https://imgur.com/gallery/vNO31vr
Have to say though, that in my opinion Danmachi really isn't worth it, it's extremly basic as far as fantasy stories go.
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>>88098759
I know how Gods in the Nasuverse are, I'm just asking the difficult question.
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>>88098831
As opposed to?
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>>88098831
Which man, the daddy or the writer?
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>>88098816
>>88098832
Nta but, would it make a good first jump?
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>>88098849
To train the up before the tests and whatever else Kumo did.
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>>88098855
Sure? Risky, but sure.
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>>88098771
I knew you probably meant that, I just wanted to tease you.
Still can't see the difference between Magecraft and Magic though.
No I mean, how someone can differentiate both.
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>>88098849
Nta. But teach him self control or something instead of traumatizing him and risking the demon breaking free?
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>>88098873
Would it make a good jump to take after one or two jumps?
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>>88098855
Honestly, the best two weeb first jumps to have an easy time, magic, and basically no risk are I've Been killing Slimes for 300 years and the cellphone Isekai.
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>>88098893
Sure. Well, not a good jump, but it's a jump. Do whatever anon I don't care to hold your hand through a series I found thoroughly average/mediocre.
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>>88098894
>cellphone Isekai
Do you hate me so much?
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>>88098786
Its drop material. I couldn't keep up with the snooze fest that is the plot and the lame-ass god designs.
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>>88098884
How about.
Just raising him, normally?
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>>88098786
Jump looks like it was speed made by someone who only watched at most the first season.
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>>88098669
Gaara's dad is what people in fanfiction thought Minato was gonna be like.
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>>88098941
I mean, it's a option. A understandable skip but it's there.
>>88098951
Imagine that, raising your kids! In a shonen series!
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So other than MtG what other jumps have some powers around traveling to completely different worlds/dimensions?
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>>88099024
Worm has the Doormaker power and the Dimensional Breach Controller item.
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>>88098884
there's a reason the cloud village is seen as one of the strongest and the sand is a joke
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>>88099024
Kingdom Hearts should have some.
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Lets get this Saturday started right: post builds.
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>>88099014
It's ruuuuude my friend.
Okay fine the Gary Sue is a Gary Sue, it's bad and they aren't hiding it, but still.
Why don't you tell me to jump RWBY while you are at it?
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>>88098894
There’s also Generic Isekai, which can be anything you want, Hero BBS, where you can be the hero who was summoned for a political marriage to the hot demon queen, and Big Eyes Small Mouth, which as freeform anime tabletop can be anything you want to an even greater degree than Generic Isekai.
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Why would anyone wanna unlock the secrets of the Byakugan when the Sharingan exist? Like, ten dudes who mastered their mangekyo sharingan could take over the world. Mangekyo sharingan are arguably stronger than the rinnegan.
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>>88098812
>Hestia is best goddess
That's not hard to do. Is there any goddesses who is as good looking, with boobs as big, and who is that nicer?
Except for her surge of jealousy, that's pretty cringe.
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>>88099024
Dragon Age Inquisition let's you go to the Gade and keep the power to go to other planes when you leave. Don't Rest Your Head has the whole plot with a setting parallel to Warth and also a item that is a parallel dimension for you. Pathfinder and D&D have many flavors of other worlds. With teleports, gates, and other ways to go to other wolrds. Marvel and DC as kitchen sink settings also have dimension hopping mages.
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>>88099024
>Angstrom Levy(Invincible)
>Vagabond of Worlds(Generic Xianxia)
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>>88099044
>DBZ in ASOIAF
This is such a kino concept to my autistic brain holy shit.
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>>88099069
Mangekyo sharingan powers are like the lottery. on 1 end you have the absolute bullshit that is Obito and Shisui and on the other there's sasuke's
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>>88099044
This is such a stupid, naked power grab that you have to appreciate it. It really does convey what fanfiction is like. 10/10, will jump.
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>>88099083
>Gade
Fade. Fucking hell.
>>88099057
Generic Isekai has great perks.
>>88099054
>jump RWBY
I'm not that rude.
>>88099105
There was a fic on SB about Yamcha in full bandit mode in ASOIF. Stealing shit left and right and wolf fang beating the shit out of kinght s to get away. Pity its dead
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>>88099126
Dead fics are the worst to use in these Jumps because you basically have to make up half of a fanfiction on your own.
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>>88099115
NTA, but even if the actual powers are only mildly useful, having the Susanoo is still super useful.
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>>88099044
"Is this a reddit or SB jump? "Generic X Fanfiction" makes me think its blackshadow, but I can't be sure."
>Literally both reddit and sb
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>>88098855
not really. its your generic isekai but with ne exploration or magic that's not shit
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>>88098786
It's pretty meh. The power system is neat but it's also a harem series so get ready for a shit ton of will they won't they.
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>>88099161
till you go blind
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>>88099105
This is sarcastic right?
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>>88099180
That's why you swap eyes with your brother.
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>>88099180
Hashirama cells
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>>88099044
Asoiaf generic Fanfic
Crossover
Winter is coming Free
Man of Culture Free
Import License 200
Out of Context Powers 300 (600 for powers)
Items
A song of GRR Martin Free
Castle 100
Legendary Armor 200
Powers
Krillin' it 800

Fuck it, Sayan warrior with magic resistant armor.
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>>88099126
>Generic Isekai has great perks.
Upgrade gets talked about a lot (and rightly so), but Gacha is also pretty good since you just spend mana to roll, and Thorough Research is one of those perks that can get overlooked unless you take a minute to think about what it gives you.
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>>88099229
>Thorough Research is one of those perks that can get overlooked unless you take a minute to think about what it gives you.
Well. . . what does it give you?
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>>88099115
Hey having inextinguishable black flames and the ability to control it is still pretty good. It's just not as good as teleportation with your own pocket dimension and Mind control powerful enough to break the control of edo tensei and subtle enough to where it was only found out because Shisui's eye was always on.
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>>88099245
it would be amazing in any other series that's not a Shonen where fire is treated like being punched
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>>88099137
Kind of like fictions that have gone bad and full of plot holes?
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>>88099165
Meaning?
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>>88099236
>Thorough Research [400cp] : You did not arrive in this world unprepared. Oh no. You did your research. You were an ardent fan before you arrival, and it’s time to put that obsession to good use. You know the location of every rare item, the weakness of every monster, and recipe for every crafted item. You know which magics are the most powerful and how to counter every special attack in existence. You can minmax with the best of them, and you’ve read every bit of lore available. And best of all, your memory is perfect when it comes to your passions. You’ll never forget a bit of this stuff.
>Thorough Research : This perk updates each jump in the form of familiarity with a game you played. If it's a world not based on a game you'll just have memories of obsessively playing a very well-done game adaptation of it.
Naruto is the subject in thread at the moment, so let’s take that as an example. Say there was a really good Naruto RPG, and you’d played it a lot. You knew where all the good loot was, what the best missions were, what equipment you’d need for every level and boss, what was best to train, what to say to get people on your side, basically you could answer any question about the game. Thorough Research gives you that level of knowledge for every jump you go to.
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>>88099283
there's practically nothing outside of orario and you only get 3 spells that take forever to cast and the only way to get stronger is to autistically throw yourself at danger till you do something worthy to be recognised by the gods
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>>88099245
>inextinguishable black flames and the ability to control it is still pretty good
While theoretically true in the end all it did was burn away the Raikage's left arm and a single Zetsu throughout the story.
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>>88099308
Isn't there some sort of level up system? (that take forever unless in a familia)
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Best Jumpmaker: Shard
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Accurate?
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>>88099336
A chidori covered in these inextinguishable black flames was equal to a singe rasengan at the end of naruto and sasuke's fight
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>>88099361
it requires you to be in a familia since the gods are like fire keepers in dark souls. and it still takes forever. on average it takes someone years to level up. the MC was just born so special he speed runs that shit
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>>88099364
You forgot one
>Biggest fag: You
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>>88099336
Because we all know Kishi can't let an instant kill move actually kill.

>Kamui only got Deidara's arm
>Dust release didn't kill Sasuke because of Kamui
etc
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>>88099308
>the only way to get stronger is to autistically throw yourself at danger till you do something worthy to be recognised by the gods
You need to join a familia to do that though and you still need years to reach level 2 unless you got a growth cheat like Liaris Freese.
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>>88099039
There are many reasons the sand is a joke even.
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>>88099024
Neptunia, Haruhi, UQ, Greek Myth, DxD, BBS.
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>>88099409
no I mean the only way to level up is to do some big heroic fiat that the gods will recognised which is vague as fuck
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>>88099361
>>88099409
....I hate MC's cheat.
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>>88099411
Is there even a single S-rank ninja in Sand aside from the various Kazekage? Their strongest ninja legitimately seem to be a couple of teenagers, the rest cap out at like Chunin or maybe low Jounin.
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>>88099451
Chiyo back in her day and that's it
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>>88099451
in the sand? no but there was sasori who left and Pakura who the Kazekage assassinated.
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>>88099438
Reminder that the whole story as is (barring side stories) takes place in a single year.
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>>88099470
I want to chop off those bangs.
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>>88099472
I hate MC's cheat AND I hate how things can go so fast.
What am I gonna do in the next nine years? Kill the gods and make muppets out of them?
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>>88099470
>Pakura who the Kazekage assassinated.
Such a retard to kill both a waifu and the only canonical user of a busted Kekkei genkei not born from eyyy lmao genes.
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>>88099470
>Pakura who the Kazekage assassinated.
Why did they do that again? Seems like a good way to fuck over your village by removing a strong minion.
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>>88099489
What the fuck is it with shitty Kage and destroying their own fucking village's bloodline users? Is it some kind of inferiority complex or something? Are they compensating for something?
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>>88099484
go as a campione and harvest gods.
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>>88099491
she thought he was a shit Kazekage and was becoming a rival for the position or something
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I wonder how many villages threw a party when the Uchiha self-destructed.
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>>88099484
You could go find the Black dragon and one up the Zeus familia or finish dismantling Evilus with Ryuu. You could also cuck Bell out of his entire harem or be the first person to reach the bottom of the dungeon too.
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>>88099489
Let's not have the strongest bitch in the village have kiss who will probably inherent her superpowers. Let's kill her to appease our enemies.
The Kazekage was the most incompetent motherfucker, he kept fucking his own village with his attempts at leadership
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>>88099500
I don't know anything about Campione.
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>>88099509
How many villages pissed themselves when learning it was a Uchiha who killed the Uchihas?
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>>88099518
they kill gods and usurp there power. other then that its a harem LN. honestly one of the better ones but still a harem LN
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>>88099514
Did Bell do any of that?
I'm not stealing any girls who aren't good, nossir.
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>>88099506
To be fair, he WAS a shit Kazekage. I mean look at the dude's track record. He traumatized his own fucking son, caused him to run rampant for literally years killing their strongest ninja when they tried to assassinate him and destroying vast swathes of territory every full moon when Shukaku took over, and his village suffered tremendous political and economic decline under his administration. I'd say Pakura was 100% justified in attempting to take his position. And the fact that he then had her assassinated says more than anything ever could.
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Reminder that at the start of Canon you can just hire Akatsuki to kill whoever you want. They're even noted be pretty cheap.
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>>88099509
Not counting Danzo, the Leaf Village was probably pretty bummed about it since they were a highly loyal and effective clan with their own estate and everything.

For that same reason and because the Ninja world is in perpetual conflict, everyone else was probably pretty psyched about it.
>You mean those insufferable Leaf Village twats are weaker now? Fuck yeah! Let's fuck with them a whole lot, we definitely won't get knocked in the teeth by ninja jesus or anything.
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>>88099538
>they kill gods and usurp there power
Based.

>other then that its a harem
Cringe. Any quality in that ball?

>honestly one of the better ones
Fuck. ME. I hate reading new things, it take too much time.
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>>88099518
Being a Campione is great but there are some downsides.
>They can be hundreds of years old (Salvatore is IIRC 40 and he still looks like a teen) and can be immortal if they have the right authority or git gud at magic
>get nerfed versions of a god's authority
>Resistant to magic (Still vulnerable like anyone else if they drink poison or the magic was transferred through a kiss)
>Low fertility but kids will turn out as basically a demigod

They don't perma kill gods so there's that.
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>>88099540
ryuu is cute and its all but guarantied he's gonna blue ball his harem
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>>88099541
Lol. He killed her because she was right.
>>88099575
He is gonna pass on the Goddess too?
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>>88099551
I don't know how anybody even fights the leaf. Over the years they've had Hashirama, Madara, the Uchiha clan, Minato, the Nine Tails Jinchuriki, the Hyuga clan and even the Sannin were leaf.

They're so stacked compared to everyone else it isn't funny.
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>>88099570
authority do get stronger by using them and unlike heretic gods they just keep getting more from killing gods. they can even kill the same god twice if it descends again
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>>88099584
lol Hestia is all but guarantied to lose the harem bowl. MC doesn't even think humans and gods should be dating
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>>88099540
>Did Bell do any of that?
nope
>I'm not stealing any girls who aren't good, nossir.
Ryuu, Eina, Hestia and Lili are the only worthwhile ones DESU. The others are basically a ghost of a god (if you count the movie), an autist robot, a literal hooker, the said hookers friend that nobody fucked because she always fainted and the leave out of pity (she does have a busted skill though). There are others but those were the notable ones that aren't worth it.
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>>88099570
>They don't perma kill gods so there's that.
That's more the setting with its weird god afterlife than on them though, isn't it?
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>>88099597
Artemis tries to kill a guy who saw her bathing by accident be ause she is a man hating mega virgins.
Dude kill Artemis. Becomes god of hunt.
Goes in a hunt. Artemis is bathing again.
Repeat the whole process.
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>>88099613
yea if find your way there and kill them there they would die permanently. its why all the gods shit themselves when aisha accidently made a hole there
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>>88099570
Downsides?
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>>88099587
Truth. Everyone else is basically dogshit compared to them. Cloud is second best since they actually leverage their Jinchuriki properly and make a point to empower their corner, but they also noticeably don't fuck with Leaf for 90% of the series. It's always dinky ass nothing villages that try to fight them as a way of proving they're tough.

I guess if you could knock a couple teeth out of the biggest kid on the playground it would prove you're strong, but it's also probably not gonna end well for you when that guy starts rearing back for a punch.
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>>88099607
Bell sounds fucking retard. Vrigin Goddess of the home wants to be his Waifu.
>No, gods and humans should not be together
>By the way, I was raised by Zeus
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>>88099597
IIRC they still have to deal with the restrictions from when they got it right? I think Salvatore got rid of the sword authority's restriction at one point too right?

>>88099613
My point being if a god has some way to revive themselves being a campione wont help.
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>>88099570
>They don't perma kill gods so there's that
But why? No bloodthirst aside, seriously why?

>>88099621
>Dude kill Artemis. Becomes god of hunt
Holy based.
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>>88099570
funny thing poison and internal magic doesn't work that well ever since a campione can just flair there magic more and it gets washed out. so you would need some kind of super poison
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>ESL surge the second Campione gets brought up
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>>88099607
>>88099647
Another raging virging MC?

>>88099609
None of them look better than Hestia. Dunno about POWER tho.
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>>88099652
>But why? No bloodthirst aside, seriously why?
Gods go back to the afterlife thingy they have. So a campoine could do something like kill Zeus twice. I think if you kill them in that basically afterlife place they die for realsies but it's been a while.
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>>88099648
restriction are only a thing for multi part authorities and they get looser the more it gets stronger. doni got rid of his completely and godou can now use his 10 incarnations multiple times a day and combine them more easily.
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>>88099423
>>88099086
>>88099083
>>88099042
>>88099031
Alright that's a good variety of options there. Thanks for the help everyone.
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>>88099688
there's also trinity wonder and genshin impact
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>>88099668
>None of them look better than Hestia. Dunno about POWER tho
Well she is best girl. As for the hooker's friend she has the skill to temporarily raise a target's level.
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>>88099609
> the leave out of pity
Lol, no.
They left because her friend was waiting outside the room and if they tried anything, she would come in and kick their ass.
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>>88099720
>As for the hooker's friend she has the skill to temporarily raise a target's level
She's not that good looking, but that's OP as shiiiiiiit.
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>>88099668
>Another raging virging MC?
Yes, very much yes
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>>88099587
Hashirama should've just genocided the villages instead of distributing the tailed beasts.
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In Shield Hero what item do you think would go to the mage of the Hero group? One that isn't the cane since I still want Trash to be redeemed.
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>>88099759
IIRC it has a limit to where the target's exp gain is halved for the duration but it still is pretty good.
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post based jumps
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>>88099815
You first, faggot.
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>>88099815
Based?
Based on what?
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>>88099759
the author literally said she only exists to buff the MC. and its not the first time he's done something like this too
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>>88099575
He was probably one of the more insufferable MC's I have read in a while. Omori disguised his lack of character with moral purity, and kept reminding you of it.

At times, there was a hint this was a deconstruction of the genre, but instead doubles down on the tropes.

Sword Oratorio was much better, with actual dungeon deaths and world-building.
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>>88099814
oh no the guy who speed runs EXP gains so fast it leaves everyone in the dirt has that halved such a detrimental nerf
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>>88099803
A wand? Or maybe a book?
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>>88099803
Can't use a staff cause it's too close to the cane?
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>>88099803
In Canon, we have the Cane/Staff that can do everything... so try a Wand?

>>88099875
A book already exist.

>>88099885
The Cane was officially translated as Staff.
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>>88099862
Oh no! BELL SAN, YOUR EXP IS ONLY GROWING 3 TIMES THE RATE NOW!
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>>88099838
That's an interesting thing from an author to say.
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>>88099848
>Omori disguised his lack of character with moral purity
How original.

>with actual dungeon deaths and world-building
Death and world building in my slice of life LN?
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>>88099652
>But why? No bloodthirst aside, seriously why?
Gods in Campione are belief based entities, they are sustained by their stories and legends. That's why they descend to earth, to 'improve' or 'correct' the legends the mortals have while they fuck shit up for shits and giggles.

Even if you kill one they'll just reform in the divine realm as their legend still exists.

Of course as a Campione with the harem perks and the perk for getting better authorities you could capture your defeated gods as subordinate god type authorities. That nets you new waifus and makes the god your pokemon.
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>>88099803
Potion hero, they have a bottle that doesnt go dry and can copy potions.
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>>88099803
A ring, a spear or a book.
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>>88099803
Hat.
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>>88099944
Lol. Magic hat of sleep is a nightcap. Sleep spell incation goes
>mimimimi
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>>88099928
>Spoiler
Did Goudou get other gods since I only remember him getting Lancelot?
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>>88099668
Pretty much. I'm sure if you rejiggered his brain to turn the horny on, Bell would be fucking Hestia like a rabbit. But on his own, he has retarded ideas regarding human-god relationships that keep him from making a move.
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>>88099556
>Cringe. Any quality in that ball?
Erica Blandelli is actually pretty great as a waifu desu
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>>88100165
Someone need to introduce him to condoms.
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>>88100014
Nta but in the sequel story the new campione got Aphrodite. Though I don't recall if he got her as a pokemon via an authority over if he got an authority and then she just stuck around in a reduced divine ancestor form.
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>>88100243
Post a pic?
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>>88100243
>campione
>Aphrodite
>she's a loli
Why.
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>>88100288
Nice.

>>88100280
What?
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>>88100296
she can also change size to be the size of a fairy
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>>88100280
Fuckin japs, man.
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>>88100296
She takes the from of a 12 years old for most of the story.
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>>88100280
Lolis are the most sexual of all beings.
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>>88100317
killing goddesses turns them into lollies and when they get there power back they become big its a known fact
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>>88100280
Fetus fucking be great tradition in Nippon, prease understand.
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>>88100337
This creature shall be impregnated REPEATEDLY!
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Even leaving aside Aprodite for a second the real absurdity is just how powerful the sequel protag's first authority is.
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>>88100333
That's not what Record of Ragnarok told me.
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>>88100337
If I kill a loli Goddess, will she turn into a baby? Can I keep the killstreak going to re-impregnate their mom?
Or would she just get tinier and tinier?
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Jumps where the setting is full of some kind of supernatural evil? Like as a BIG part of the setting. Something like how aku is a the big driving force of samurai jack or the undead are a driving force the entire world is facing in parts of demons of astlan?
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>>88100337
>>88100340
Japan is so fucking cringe.
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>>88100372
its so bullshit I feel like I would need to buff some of the authorities just to have it keep up
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>>88100383
No, loli is the smallest they go. If you kill the loli then they just die and you have to wait for them to emerge from their myth again.
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>>88100014
He also has the sword, his sword is actually a subordinate god he claimed by defeating it.
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>>88100398
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>>88100388
RWBY?
Grim are everywhere and basically physical manifestation of darkness.
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>>88100388
Castlevania? Everything happens because of Dracula. And once hes dead for real the world scrambles to find a successor.
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>>88100388
I would say Stranger of Paradise... but we don't have a jump for that.
CHAOS!
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>>88100388
Terra Hypnagogica.
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>>88100388
Kingdom Hearts
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>>88100400
I was thinking the same thing desu, I mean I understand that not all authorities are created equal, just look at the authority of the chinese lady that grants a blessing of fertility and prosperity to the land she's living in. On the fact of it that's a really weak authority because that's not going to help you in a fight at all (even if it's really good if you're a ruler), but even what I would consider to be strong authorities, like her wind authority or Doni's silver arm / sword authority seem kind of like a joke by comparison to the sequel protag's "reflect everything" bullshit.
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>>88100388
Shadow of the Demon Lord maybe?
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Anyone got an Idea for a Nasuverse creature that doesen't need sleep?
I plan to take the Hybrid Perk in Zero to get rid of the need for sleep, in combination with the Homunculus perk to get rid of the need to eat.

The only thing that comes to mind are servants, but those explicitly do need sleep if they have a human host or are incarnated.
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>>88100559
Do their vampires sleep?
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>>88100559
Succubus maybe?
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>>88100388
Castlevania
The Legend Of Zelda
Warhammer Fantasy
Warcraft
Soul Calibur
Berserk
Devil May Cry
Diablo
Skullgirls
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>>88100578
Yes. Dead Apostles during the Day, and True Ancestors spend the majority of their lives asleep, since their bloodlust only increases when they're awake. Arcueid in particular was awake for less than a year in the 800 years she was alive.
>>88100579
literal sleep demons, which we do see sleep.
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Has your jumper ever had waifus unrelated to the plot/whatever you happen to be doing at the time come up and try to flirt with them?
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Since we're sort of on the subject of Campione anyway, is there any reason not to butt in and defeat Verethragna (and then Melqart) ourselves and take Godou's place as the 7th Campione? Those authorities are pretty nice and desu I'm not sure what benefit there would be to still having Godou around.
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>>88100672
>what benefit there would be to still having Godou around.
Do you happen to own an insurance company perhance?
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>>88100688
I do not, also I'm somewhat fond of national landmarks.
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>>88100672
The biggest benefit to having Godou around is not having to deal with his incredibly shitty harem.
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>>88100672
the thing is Godou is practically destined to become a campione
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>>88100672
be warned when Verethragna actually fights back instead of letting Godou win hes an absolute combat monster.
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Jumper sticks out way too much, anyone know of a way to hide everything about myself to appear completely normal? Hopefully something I can stick into a coat?
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>>88100765
A few of the Xmen jumps have hologram projectors.
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>>88100765
try the power limiting coat from resident evil
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>>88100597
Does the Skull Heart actually turn the girl who wins it in to a skeleton girl?
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Nobody answered last time, so I'll ask again. I need some stupid and over-the-top yet utterly innocent demons. Where can I find some?

Ideally I'm looking for a squadron of five color-coded demon lolis who would regularly try to take over the world (local candy store or the like) with zany schemes that end up blowing up in their face nine times out of ten, and are weak enough collectively to be easily foiled by a somewhat-above-average ten year old.
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>>88100860
Unfortunately what you want is incredible specific, so you're unlikely to actually find it. Your best bet would be a demon creation perk of some kind or creating some OC companions
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>>88100860
I swear I've seen a companion option for a quirky miniboss squad somewhere but I can't recall the specifics. You might just need to make them yourself. Consider Hero BBS and the perk for creating 'demons' from your own powers.
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>>88100860
Just import the Colors into K6BD.
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>>88100860
Go to Generic Sugarbowl jump, be a Villainw ith the Alchemical Formulae perk and just create those demons yourself.
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>>88100662
No. Jumpers generally a bit to odd to attract that attention.
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>>88100882
>>88100891
>>88100907
Making them myself works, but I don't want them to be particularly strong or emerge "fully grown" (for a given value). Got any good demon creation methods that allow demons to be born extremely weak and grow at normal human-ish aging rates?
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>>88100882
>be a demon creation perk
How many of those are there? I only know of the BBS one.
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>>88099696
Oh right. Those are two good options as well. The Quantum stuff of TW in particular useful to my goals.
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>>88100960
>>88099696
Meant to say thank you as well, but I'm scatterbrained.
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>>88100891
>>88100860
Maybe vainqueur the dragon? Colorcoded miniboss minions are a thing that happens there with the kobold rangers.
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>>88100930
Honestly, HeroBBS is the only one that comes to mind?

QQ's World of Lolis and World of Lewd Superheroes probably have things for that too
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>>88100969
its cool. TW has some really useful stuff if your a dimensional traveller like being able to convert magic energies
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>>88100815
The skull heart turn any woman that was granted a wish ibto a super lich.

Its also an extremely shitty monkey paw. When squiggly's mom wished for her family to return, it raised them all as zombies. And when Marie wished that the medici mafia where all dead, it just turned her into a lich, as if saying 'do it yourself'.
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>>88101043
Should I toss a better wish-granting device into the setting, that actually grants your wishes as you intend it to and doesn't infect you with unending evil while also turning you into a super lich?
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>>88101043
Ewww... Okay so if you should happen to claim it, launch it in to the sun or toss it in to a Volcano. Got it. Thanks.
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>>88100860
Vainqueur the dragon, minions, in setting there is a set of colorcoded minion kobolds and though they try hard they arent particularly great at what they do. They learned everything from power rangers. And demons are definately a thing that can be minions like them.
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>>88101056
Sure. But I don't know if the Trinity would like that. They purposefully made the skull heart to be as damaging as possible.
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>>88101093
Who is the Trinity, and should Jumper kill them while destroying the Skull Heart?
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>>88101090
That'll do the trick; thanks fren. Now I just need to go look up Vainqueur to know what I'm getting into when jumping it.
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>>88101127
Its a really fun series about a red dragon who gets access to a class leveling system because a thief tries to rob him. Hilarity ensues.
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>>88101108
They are the goddesses of the setting. They seem to do all of this just because.

>>88101083
Its not that easy, people have regularly tryied to destroy it for good and it always keeps returning. Killing the Trinity also doesn't seem to stop it, as in one the characters stories Double, Venus and Aeon died yet the skull heart returned even faster.
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>>88101178
Sounds like these goddesses are in need of Correction.

And I'll probably need a perk that makes it so what I destroy is destroyed for good to get rid of that thing.
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Is there a species of space dragon we can become out there?
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>>88101255
League of Legends.
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>>88101255
Don't quote me but I vaguely remember there being some kind of space dragons in Stellaris?
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>DC: Earth-2
>Your Craft is Mine! (600, discounted with Mage)
>After thoroughly defeating another mage, you can take their craft, their magic, from them forever. This act will leave them depowered, unable to use magic ever again, so it isn’t something to be used lightly. On the other hand, it can serve as a powerful punishment for one who’s abused their magic in some way. After you’ve taken their craft, you can add it to your own to take all their magical strength and skills for yourself, or you can imbue it into an object such as a helmet or weapon. This object can then be used by anyone to access the full magic contained inside regardless of their own skill or magical potential, although it won’t have any of the experience and wisdom of the original mage. As an aside, this also gives you the ability to passively soak up the ambient energy from heavily magical areas like the Tower of God, to increase your magical strength and the scale of spells that you can throw around.

>Power of a God (600)
>Jupiter - You received your power from the king of the gods himself. Your power is the power to rule, to command and take tribute. You’re recognized as the King or Queen over magic. Magic will not dare touch you without your permission, and you can direct it’s flow according to your will. For example, you can harmlessly catch a fireball in your hand, pull an enchantment out of an object, redirect spells back to their caster or to other targets, absorb magical attacks and defenses to replenish yourself, or command magic to alter its own purpose, such as crushing an enemy with their own barrier spell. All magic bends to your will, and will obey you unfailingly. All magic, but only magic, and so while you can reduce the greatest gods and archmages to mere mortals, this will do nothing against those without.

Would it be safe to assume that Power of a God: Jupiter would allow you to do everything stated in the Your Craft is Mine! perk?

Thanks!
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>>88101260
>That piece of shit option
I can't even get pissed since you answered the question. So I'll just say thank you, but it isn't for me.
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>>88101255
Ben 10 got a Race of Dragon Aliens, they're pretty powerful, technologically advanced and very long lived.
https://ben10.fandom.com/wiki/Dragon_(Species)

Neither jump offers them as a race option, but you can use the Custom Alien Option in Heaven's version for it, being a Dragon would probably only cost like 200-300 CP.
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

I bet you cowards don't even fuck xenos in your chains.
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>>88101255
There are dragons in dnd that live in space or even a few who lair on stars and travel fast as fuck in space.
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>>88101274
No.
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>>88101308
Why not?
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>>88101318
Maybe.
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>>88101295
I do have an Eevee harem.
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>>88101295
Depends on what counts as a xeno. Jumpers only companion is a former spaceship and often picks up alien forms.
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this is the third time I've retooled my chain.
i'm another iteration away from this thing having all actual IP serial numbers scrubbed off and potentially publishable.

what the fuck am i doing
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>>88101349
Just make a new one at this point. I have like three necromancer chains that start the same and then veer away wildly.
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>>88101295
Excuse you? I fuck my space goat wife regularly.
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>>88101349
Anon thats how writing works.
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>>88101368
If your space goat isn't also a titcow is she even a space goat(female)?
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>>88101349
Shades of Gray started off as a Twilight fanfic that was so successful the author turned it into its own thing and made tens of millions of dollars off the infinite horniness of American housewives.
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So Fragarach activate when your opponent's "Trump Card" is used, and destroy their heart.
...What constitutes a Trump Card? Avalon? What are the limits?
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>>88101273
They exist but unfortunately last I saw the jump didn't offer to let you be something like them. Maybe I could make a weak facsimile of dragons but it wouldn't be the same. Thank you regardless.

>>88101291
That could be good. I could even buff them with a superior version of their kind by paying more. Thanks dude.

>>88101301
True. I have vague memories of them. Thank you. Any in particular you'd say is cool?
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>>88101394
It has to be your enemy's strongest attack. Not just a trump card, but the most powerful attack your opponent can muster.
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Apart from Mount and Blade we got any jumps with perks build around buffing medieval armies?
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>>88101406
>Any in particular you'd say is cool?
NTA but I'd take some time to look into Spelljammer and dragons if that's you're thing. If I remember right, there are some that live inside of stars, some that travel around the void, some that live in moons, so you have options.
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>>88101394
Trump cards are the opponents strongest attack IIRC.
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>>88101368
I really like their design
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>>88101464
It's the extra scoop of ice cream that really puts it over the top.
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Rolled 2 (1d4)

1-Pathfinder
2-Wind Waker
3-Warhammer: Cathay
4-Oasis Of Fantasy

>>88101480
Female draenei are the sexiest race in warcraft.
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>>88101406
I like stellar dragons.

https://www.mojobob.com/roleplay/monstrousmanual/d/dragstel.html
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>>88101542
Too much dick.
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>>88101423
>>88101464
Where did I get this idea of trump card then?...
No matter, so it's the strongest attack... how does it work? What some Servants with multiple NPs have can be pretty samey.
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Does Touhou have any good waifus or is it all alcoholics who like picking fights with everything?
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>>88101578
You gotta be on the ball and wait for their strongest attack. Not an attack that looks like their strongest, or their second strongest, or their almost strongest. Their strongest.

It's a very hard to use NP.
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sakuna update: didn't make much progress yesterday due to unforseen circumstances, but i've pulled in year 4's crop and am just shy of taking on the mountain boss
it's actually a pretty short jump given that there's only 12 days in a year (due to time dilation in either the Lofty Realm generally or Hinoe Island specifically), but 10 normal 365-day years (or ~304 12-day years to reach the equivalent time) will be a drawback/toggle
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>>88101578
If the NP's or strongest attacks have the same level of attack power then whichever one they decide to use I guess.
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>>88101588
>alcoholics who like picking fights with everything?
That is a good wife.
The serious answer is that yes, the setting does actually have girls who don't drink and girls who don't fight (though the only ones I recall off the top of my head who're both are canonically children). Given the setting, most relevant characters know danmaku games but some are known for being more gentle or less interested in it than others.
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>>88101608
You unlock the grid pattern farming yet?

Also fuck random throw seeding.
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How well do you think Li Shuwen, either as Assassin or brawler, would do during Zero's grail war? I'm on a kung fu kick atm.
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>>88101593
>>88101613
This sounds like a NP purely used as a plot device, that can be easily deflected if you can live without your heart. A Gae Bolg but with bullshit restrictions. (I never touched Ataraxia in case you couldn't tell)
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>>88101626
If you mean the planting grid overlay, yes; otherwise, don't know what you're talking about (my most recent unlock was the rice pounder).
Also, on a scale of 1-10, how faggoty are mandatory drawbacks? 'You don't have to eat or drink' perks are really common, but food is so central to the plot and themes of the game that letting people ignore it feels like it defeats a lot of the purpose.
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>>88101295
I don't fuck.
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>>88101657
Against the servants he'd probably do pretty well against all but Iskander and Gilgamesh who'd destroy him.

But your best bet is probably to just have him kill Tokiomi before he summons Gil and steal Iskander's catalyst.y4pgt
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>>88101626
It hurts
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>>88101689
I would make it an optional drawback. Good for a low amount of cp and make it maybe have a bonus upgrade for more cp where you have to farm your food and cant use out of jump stuff.

Honestly I hate madatory drawbacks most of the time.
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>>88101274
No, don't think so. One is about stealing the magical power and knowledge of another mage and the other is about having command over magic. They appear to be entirely different effects.
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>>88101687
What makes Fragarach bullshit compared to Gae Bolg is its nature. It's a weapon whose existence prevents your enemy from using their trump card. So even if you never use it at all, you're still getting value from it. When you activate Fragarach, it launches its attack and rewinds time so that the launched attack retroactively strikes the opponent before their ultimate attack was used. So if, for example, Saber used Excalibur then you'd activate Fragarach at the same time. Fragarach would rewind time to just as Saber was shouting "Excalibur" and pierce her heart right before she finishes, striking her and also canceling the activation of Excalibur.

It's an incredibly powerful and devastating Noble Phantasm because even if your opponent knows about it, in fact ESPECIALLY if they know about its name and nature, it's still getting value. Because they have to fight knowing they can never use their most powerful or bullshit ability or you'll kill them with Fragarach.
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>>88101687
Keep in mind it originated with a War God whom would presumably be able to use their authority to instinctively know when an opponent was using their strongest attack. For the guy who originally made it it was super effective. For other people trying to use it it's a crap shoot unless you do a lot of information gathering first.
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>>88101689
Mandatory drawbacks make SBtards seethe. Therefore they are good.
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>>88101394
its a good thing that PD's activate and always work no matter what bullshit like this goes off or I would need to regenerate a heart
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>>88101542
Lightforged Draenei really do look great.
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>>88101687
that's because it is. its the only time Gae Bolg has worked because of reverse causality shit
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>>88101796
This also requires you know what the enemies most powerful attack is though. If you don't know what it is then fragarach isn't terribly useful because you won't know to use it. It's also not terribly useful against people that are just really strong in general or who have very versatile skill sets like casters, since they can just beat you without needing their trump card in the first place. Like sure maybe you know you need to watch out for Iksander pulling out his army of heroes, and maybe he also knows that... but it's not going to stop him from trampling you with his chariot or just cutting you in half with his sword. If you're not strong enough to force the enemy to use their strongest attack against you then fragarach is basically worthless.
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>>88101796
>>88101798
>>88101853
So it's better but more difficulty Gae Bolg?
I dunno though, it seems somewhat underwhelming.

>>88101836
PD?

>>88101864
I thought it reversed time so that the NP wouldn't happen?
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>>88101687
I mean it kinda is a worse Gae bolg. But it has a better track record since it actually killed Artoria.
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>>88101896
>PD?
NTA but "Perfect Defense" from Exalted
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>>88101896
>I dunno though, it seems somewhat underwhelming.
It's insurance. It isn't going to be very useful if your enemy never uses their strongest attack, or if your enemy is just so much stronger than you that even their going casual ends up wrecking your shit. But if you ever face your enemy's strongest attack and have it available, then you can pull out a win right there. It's not going to be useful to you personally until the very moment that suddenly it's the most important thing in your arsenal.

Like a 1-up; you don't think about it and it's not going to benefit you most of the time, but when it's needed you're DAMN glad to have it.
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Since dxd was posted recently does anyone know if the devil, angel, or random assortment sides have anyone worth saving and which side would be best to join?
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>>88101896
exalted perfect defence. it specifically protects against shit like that because a charm was made that broke the game and the writers had to fix it
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>>88101927
What do you mean by save?
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>>88101815
I don't mind them provided they make sense. For example the rinnegan drawback in the original Naruto jump was retarded because it had everyone and their mothers after you and people shouldn't even know it exists let alone know its powers to the extent everyone is after you. The drawbacks it had for the seven swords of the mist where Kiri came after you made more sense since you have a copy of the swords.
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>>88101943
Well it is a war so I assume you will need to remove some enemy forces.
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>>88101927
Becoming an angel means not fucking or you fall. Considering this is a harem series and you're probably going there to get bitches, it sounds unproductive.
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>>88101927
almost all the 3 factions are ok with some fuckers running around in the 3 factions that need to die for the greater good.
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>>88101927
When you say best to join what are you looking for? The strongest faction, the most moral, etc.
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>>88101904
>But it has a better track record since it actually killed Artoria.
Damn. I never played Ata, but damn.

>>88101921
>>88101932
You have my heartfelt thanks.

>>88101926
But you need to use it at the same time as your ennemy activate his strongest attack, and if it isn't his strongest, you'll look stupid and probably die;
In a way, it encourages Jumper to have a stupidly powerful attack... and never use it ahaha.
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>>88101958
Assuming you start modern day you can get peace pretty easily. But if you want sheer dominance the Devils are the strongest of the 3 factions for variousreasons unless you are the reincarnation of Big G and go Heaven.
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>>88101962
Dangerous assumption in /jc/
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>>88101969
Luckily, Servants tend to be uniquely vulnerable to Fragarach. Often-not always, but often-a Servant's most powerful attack is their Noble Phantasm, so having a Fragarach around a Servant basically means you can just straight up no-sell their main Noble Phantasm. And in Servant-scale combat, that's an incredible thing.
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>>88099044
I was reading this and thinking while it was a little overpowered you could still write an entertaining, if powerwanky, fic using it. Then I got near the powers section and realized how bad things really were.
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>>88101965
Whichever metric you choose Im up to read different viewpoints.
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>>88101990
it helps that servants are made like RPG characters with ultimate's
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>>88101958
The best side to join is unironically the grigori aka fallen since they aren't retarded shitters who fall for the same trick enough time to where a devil can fill out his fetish peerage of mindbroken nuns like the church and not retarded like the devils where they let said devil do that and potentially cause another war.
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>>88101188
I hate to suggest this because it actually makes me feel dirty. Use an absurdly strong Harem Perk like the one from Isekai at peace to make the Goddesses in to complete simps and have them undo the Skull Heart. I think that would work.
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>>88101976
I know I have seen builds that do that but it never really seems as fun and unless you take the perk to be a maker Im not sure how great a god you will be since its pretty much impossible for angels to be created otherwise? Other than with the saint cards.
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>not joining Khaos and removing every faction
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>>88101990
Imagine trying to use on Gil, or Artoria. Gil doesn't want to use Ea and Artoria stronged is....either Excalibur or Avalon, for the later, it's gonna be hard to believe wzt isn't the strongest.
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>>88102022
>Jobgamesh or Jobtoria
You win pretty much no matter what you try.
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>>88101995
The fact that it's bad is more a feature than a bug, I'd argue.
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>>88102020
>Imagine joining the most retarded faction that isn't the church, devils or hero faction
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>>88102022
Avalon isn't an attack, so you're looking at Excalibur. And yeah, Gil is the kind of Servant who is basically a living hard-counter to Fragarach. As is EMIYA, for that matter.
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Is it just me or are The Red and the Avatar of the Red from DC really unimpressive.
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>>88102048
Nobody uses near-unlimited control over flesh and terrestrial creatures anywhere near what it's supposed to be capable of.
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>>88101896
>I thought it reversed time so that the NP wouldn't happen?
It's not something that automatically activates iirc, you've got to consciously decide to use it and that's not gonna help you if you don't know you need to use it. Is the attack about to kill you the enemies strongest attack, and thus it saves you, or is it not their strongest in which case using fragarach is a waste? Without a lot of information on your opponent it can be hard to tell, and if they're much stronger than you to begin with it doesn't matter because it's *only* useful against the strongest attack and if the enemy doesn't need to use their strongest attack to kill you then you're kind of fucked.
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>>88102009
I don't waifu malicious deities. Only benevolent, benign, or comically useless deities for me.

Kama, incidentally, counts as comically useless.
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>>88101927
You could save the vampire chick from her fucked up vampire family but that happens in canon even if you do nothing. As for a faction to join the devil faction will always be the best option because that's the protagonist faction.
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>>88102061
So it's a bit like how Flash gets treated like a joke, but the time Luthor got Flash's powers he fucking crushed everyone and everything in his path?
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>>88102038
hey now every faction is retarded as soon as they show up in the spot light. fucking virgin killer sweater nyx
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>>88102048
Because the people that have the power tend to be really dumb. In a setting like DC being able to take on the powers and abilities of any non-plant biological creature should be an overwhelmingly powerful ability even before you factor in all the other stuff it does.
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>>88102080
>fucking virgin killer sweater
Easily the most retarded object name in the history of retarded object names.
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>>88102080
>virgin killer sweater nyx
I honestly can't tell if you're joking or not.
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>>88102093
To be fair it was designed to kill a virgin.
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>>88102098
I'm not. nyx has a magic virgin killer sweater that makes her immune to virgins and issei doesn't fuck
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>>88102104
And it's current body count? Zero. It is, in a Platonic sense, the exact opposite of a flash bang. A flash bang does exactly what the name suggests: it flashes very brightly and bangs very loudly. The so-called virgin killer sweater has killed zero virgins, and the naming rationale is nonsensical.
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>>88102131
Has it killed any "virginities" though? Not actually killing people, but killing the status of their virginity.
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>>88102079
>>88102091
Any Red controller has the option of changing their brains for psychic powers, turning Kryptonian, control diseases, there was one Avatar of the Red that turned animals into living ballons of hydrogen.
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>>88101927
I went angel, heavens faction, reincarnation of God, got gods throne and bought the maker perk so that I could basically be God for the heaven faction becuase those guys need it and out of all the factions they seem to be the easiest for me to work into my current chain arc. Just becoming God and recinding the no sex rule for angels fixes so many problems. I have been skimming the manga and the devil faction seems to get the most stuff because its the mc faction but honestly I like the option to restore heaven.


Plus if worse comes to worse I can flip that switch and rip all the sacred gears away from all the factions and give them to angels so thats a thing.
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>>88102068
I can't blame you for not wanting to Waifu terrible deities but if killing them doesn't get rid of the Skull Heart, hopefully having them undo it will. However yeah I said even suggesting it made me feel dirty. The good thing about the Isekai at peace perk is it would leave them powerless in the world since their powers would abandon them in favor of you. So you are screwing them over figuratively too.
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>>88102149
Ask yourself: is a woman who is going to wear that going out of her way to find, seduce, and fuck virgins? Is she? Is she really? While not logically impossible, I think you'd have a better chance winning Powerball by finding a winning ticket on the ground than the virgin killer sweater ending any virginities.

I can see calling it the No Nut November Nullifier Sweater. That is accurate.
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>>88100559(me)
I think of going with a Half-Golem.

Anyone got an idea for other traits other than not needing to sleep a Half- Golem would have assuming they descend from an extremly human like one? I
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>>88102080
>Devils and the church sabotaged any potential for peace before canon by killing Claria and the priest she was banging.

>Devils allow slavery and will fucking gank you if you try to run from the master that forced you into it but it's totally ok because you'll be treated like family if you end up in the gremory house despite being told that the king can treat their peerage however they like.

>Khaos want chaos and are pants on head evil

>Hero faction has most of its members forcefully brainwashed and are lead by hypocritical HFY tards who use sacred gears despite hating gods.
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>>88102163
>changing their brains for psychic powers, turning Kryptonian
So the fact that none of them have done anything similar to that doesn't make you think that you're just pulling shit out of your ass?
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>>88102163
It's jumped up shapeshifting, not absolute control of your molecular structure, you hyper wanking autist.
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>>88102176
The No Nut Nullifer Sweater is a little catchier, but still doesn't quite have the same marketable punch as the Virgin Killer. You're objectively correct, but you gotta consider marketing here. It's gotta punch. It's gotta wow. It's gotta be at most four syllables long.
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>>88102177
I mean you could go magical cyborg like they do in mtg alara. Storing tons of mana in your nonhuman parts for later use and possibly linking yourself into your bases magical network. Really good physical stats are part of a golem build and you could probably work tools into your body. What kind of golem? Like maybe you could get some elemental stuff in there too.
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>>88102184
NTA, but they're not exactly the smartest people.

Beast Boy for example can explicitly transform into alien animals, yet he never turns into Kryptonian animals like Superman's dog, which would easily make him one of the most powerful super heroes on earth.
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>>88102184
They should be able to. How are they filled with animal life and can turn into anything but only turn into Earth animals?
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>[power] is not actually useless
>everyone using it is retarded
>if I had [power] I would become the strongest thing ever cuz I'm smart
Yup, it's a Naruto thread.
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>>88102207
>>88102202
Because they're tied to Earth, not the entire universe. The Parliament, of which The Red is a part, doesn't cover the entirety of reality or even the galaxy. It's a local Earth supernatural gathering.
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>>88102180
and that's not even getting into the retardation of future evil factions. Hades uses the OG Lilith as a super devil factory to the point she's nothing but a flesh cube. and the vampires are just horrible in every way. and there was that one time issei put down a reincarnated devil rebellion
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>>88102201
Since I am also taking the Homunculus perk, the idea was that my jumper is basically a Homunculus grown in the womb of a perfected human Golem that is extremly close to Human Physiology, so the idea was that he's mostly physically identical to humans like a Perfect Homunculus and Golem would be, while spiritually having fairy and golem traits.
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>>88101295
I am the xeno, and I produce halfbreeds until humanity is a historical footnote like neanderthals.
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>>88102190
>>88102215
If the text said shape-shifting that be fine, but the text absolutely wanks them as avatars of meat based life and I haven't heard a peep about the Man of Steel moniker being literal
>>88102217
Oh, that makes sense.
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>>88102217
Again, Beast Boy can explicitly turn into alien animals.
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I think a lot of anons have ADHD and can only manage reading half a post before they reply.
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>>88102215
I don't know, have we had any posts claiming female Naruto is the best girl yet? It doesn't seem like a Naruto thread would be complete with out that.
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>>88099514
>be jumper
>rookie adventurer
>not even having a god yet
>show up outside the dungeon dragging the black dragon head
>drag it to the guild for reward
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>>88102253
Maybe all anons have accepted that particular truth and don't feel the need to retread it?
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>>88102242
Beast Boy isn't connected to The Red. He's a different animal entirely, so to speak.
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>>88102242
One shapeshifter retard makes sense, it's all of them that didn't click. Of course the guy deliberately cucking himself is thr vegan too, lol
>>88102253
Explain to me why Naruto(female) is the best girl
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>>88100662
Why would anyone be attracted to jumper? They are just thots after his vast piles of gold and infinite library and cosmic power.
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>>88102277
NTA, but this is probably why.
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>>88102261
>jump danmachi after a few jumps
>mind break freya as soon as she sees your soul
>blueball her because you have standards
an old man dwarf got to fuck this because she was willing to sell her body for 4 midgets
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>>88102273
Actually the New 52 made it explicit.
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>>88100765
>Hopefully something I can stick into a coat?
Wuya has a gift for you.
Jumpers Jacket (150cp): A brown jacket that masks the presence and power of the user.
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>>88102303
If that's the case, then that's different. Every time I've seen The Red in the comics its been Earth bound, as in animal life originating from Earth only.
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>>88102286
>Why would anyone be attracted to jumper
Perks
>>88102294
Man, Sakura is a bitch
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>>88102337
Just fuck a healthy amount of obedience and submission into her. It's not that complicated.
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>>88102301
Would Freya be more freaked out from a jumper's soul that has been through thousands of years of wars and killing gods or a jumper that lacked a soul all together?
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>>88102317
Praise be to wuya
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>>88102346
It is not, but why would I do it with so many other options? Apparently, she ain't even the best girl in her team!
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>>88102370
Because you can.
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>>88102330
The Red is cosmic. You're thinking of the Avatars, which are one-per-planet, but the Red can also break that rule in emergencies and just give people access to the cosmic Red.
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Did we have a redo of healer jump? I never couls figure out why he let himself be abused at the start so I checked out the manga and it turns out the reason was because every time he heals someone he gets a sort of copy of their power added to his heal power. Which I thought was kinda cool.
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>>88102361
she mostly sees souls as colors not there experience. but I'm sure seeing a souls with multiple inner Wolds, cultivation bullshit a few soul bound weapons and exaltions will look freaky
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>>88102361
Probably at having no soul since she practically jumps to Gaslighting bell as soon as he rejects her. She wants the D attached to that unique soul.
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>>88102379
Huh. So are the ones in jumps just cucked, then? Because they all have verbiage about being tied to Earth.
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>>88102381
no. no one wants to make a jump for that
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>>88102393
Would it be funny to mindfuck her until she turns into a genuinely unhinged yandere for Bell?
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>>88102381
>Did we have a redo of healer jump?
Everybody asked about if someone was making one from here, reddit and QQ but nobody has the balls to actually do it. If you want a Redo of healer jump make it and if you aren't kindly stfu like the rest.
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>>88102406
Eh fair enough. I can always get a power copy perk from elsewhere.
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>>88102391
One of them disco balls with multiple lights
>>88102381
Is that the one where he got raped?
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>>88102408
she already is
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>>88102393
>She wants the D attached to that unique soul
So the super slut wants unique virgins for her collection of sex addicts. This is why you pick up a perk to turn off your sex drive. It really confuses sex gods.
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>>88102411
No need to be so pissy about it. I was asking because more than a few of our isekai style jumps are under nonenglish names and are thus hard to find.
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>>88102408
Bell is doing just fine at doing that on his own.
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>>88102414
>that the one where he got raped
Yeah, the manga gives a lot more backstory to explain how everything works.
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>>88102426
Go furhter. Make Bell actually fuck his harem and run intervention to keep Freya from ever getting the D. Fuck Bell yourself and make her watch.
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Do we have a Bofuri jump?
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>>88102408
She
>tried to kill him
>murdered a goddess slaughtered hundreds of hookers
>blueballs her own sex slaves
>releases monsters on the city just to watch him fight
>captures and mindwipes Bell
>rewrites the city's memories so that she got Bell first and Hestria has no one
>wonders why people don't trust her
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>>88102436
>Make Bell actually fuck his harem
I think you should make him scared of girls because those MCs are much funnier.
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>>88102437
I could have swore we did.
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>>88102422
she's a super slut who's looking for her soul mate and goes full yandere and doesn't take rejection lightly. also she only looks at souls and that's it. its sad in a fucked up way. she will never find her perfect match because she only looks at the surface level
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>>88102422
More like she's trying to find "the one" and just mindbreaks people along the way.
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>>88102447
Same, but I can't seem to find it wither by looking for the english or japanese names
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>>88102444
She sounds cute!
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>>88102445
Considering all that>>88102444 says Freya did, she seems to be trying to do just that
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>>88102437
>>88102447
SB does. It's alright not that good and not that bad.
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>>88102436
>and run intervention to keep Freya from ever getting the D
May I point you towards this Baalbuddy perk. Please use only for your amusement
>400cp - Curse of the blue orbs
>You monster. Do not allow anyone to know you possess this power, else the entire world will become your enemy. By focusing upon anything from a single person to an entire species, you may inflict a curse upon them to stymie attempts at getting sex and stifling reproduction. The power of the curse is divided among the number of targets. A single target will find it impossible to have sex, something always interfering with the attempt. No matter what they do, they will be utterly unable to find release. Targeting a city will find people being frustrated more often and birth rates declining. Aimed at an entire species it will merely be an inconvenience. They’ll just be really unlucky in love for various reasons. Kind of like how elves are here. I wonder...
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>>88102437
Here you go anon. Not sure it's one of ours but it's something.
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1BJog8QyhKX6SoUyLbEFBzJR88r6Sfkgt/view?usp=sharing
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>>88102431
So why did he let that happen?
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>>88102474
you don't even need that since bell will never fuck her
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>>88102445
The best part is that his super stat gaining power kills his sex drive and interest in anything except being the strongest. He can like someone, but it locks his emotions, which pissed off Ishtar when she found out. IT is why he is immune to sex gods.
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>>88102493
Because in the beginning he has no powers other than heal which causes him to relive all the pain of anything he heals. When the people in power find that out they immediately fill him full of brainwashing super addictive drugs. Its not until he unlocks the drug resistance skill that he snaps out of it.

Basically they hypno app and make a crackwhore out of the fucker to boost thwir kingdoms power.
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>>88101255
Ridley from Metroid, he's definitely a race option in World of Light.
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>>88102451
>>88102452
>who's looking for her soul mate
She is married and fucks everyone that walks past her.
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>>88102520
ready to settle down
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>>88102506
he wants aiz really badly. saber clones have that effect on people
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>>88102506
Battle autism that locks his sex drive. Lol
>>88102520
She is lucking for her soul mate. By the description of her behavior it's Zeus.
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>>88102520
she's not married in danmachi. it doesn't use myology only takes there names
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>>88096949
Doesn't Tsunade artificially wake him up from the coma? Maybe she accidentally fucked his brain and that's why he goes full retard after.
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>>88102532
I thought he was more attracted to being strong like her, not a super lust filled desire for her body. But I mean, the kid is 15 and surrounded by thirsty women. The author needs some excuse for why he isn't tapping them all.
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>>88102444
>>88102451
>>88102520
She honestly sounds like a pretty based goddess. Would be my patron.
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>>88102520
>She is married and fucks everyone that walks past her.
Odr in Danmachi is the nickname to the person who she thinks is her soulmate at the time.
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>>88102540
These fucking Japanese will invent every possible excuse for their characters to not have sex.
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>>88102562
That's good though. Media doesn't need to be lewd.
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>>88102551
her entire familia is filled with simps who are content to clean up after her fucking other guys and sip her bath water
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>>88102543
Kakashi went through the same and woke up fine. The had the same treatment but different tortures.. >>88102562
Based portal program
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>>88102562
>Sabbath officially in book of grudges
About fucking time.
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>>88102554
like how Orion is whoever the fuck artemis falls for (its bell again)
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>>88102562
>This unnamed man is expected to receive several awards from the Empress for his efforts.
Hopefully they're fleet carriers
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>>88102579
NTA, but not only were both tortured, Kakashi experienced 72 hours of physical torture, while Sasuke experienced 24 hours of seeing his family get murdered over and over again.
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>>88102615
emotional pain fucks you up harder generally and Sasuke got a double dose of that and one at 8 years old
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>>88102543
At that point Sasuke was still a relatively good kid. If you read between the lines, part of the reason Sasuke leaves with Orochimaru is to protect Naruto and his friends. He wants to get stronger not just to kill Itachi for revenge but also to protect Naruto from Itachi, who he realizes has some kind of interest in targeting him. He doesn't think Konoha is strong enough to stop Itachi (rightfully so considering he takes Kakashi out like the trash) and so he tries to take everything onto himself by accepting Orochimaru's offer. He's also stricken with a sense of inferiority to Naruto after realizing how strong he's become, wanting to keep up with his rival and the only person he feels really understands him even if it means learning from Orochimaru or learning to use the Cursed Seal.

It's really only later in Shippuden that he jumps off the deep end.
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>>88102578
>and sip her bath water
Hey, the bath water familia is a different group. They use that mass produced bathwater to run a fake "healing" spring in the middle of a city on top of a dungeon. But Hermes does convince Bell to drink it.
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>>88102562
>>88102588
>Male wood elf just hippy
Man, this is the only journal that spits facts

>>88102615
I know bro. Anon said that maybe it was Tsunade that fucked Sasuke when she woke him up from the torture, my point was that she did the same to Kakashi and he is fine. But unlike the wake up process their tortures weren't the same
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So did anyone chose to become a Tailed Beast or similar creature?
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>>88102640
watching naruto go from someone who nearly got beat by kiba to better then him in like 2 month's will sting hard and question if the leaf can make you stronger
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>>88102660
I wish there were more Zipangu Times articles, but this is the only other one I could find and it's just nowhere near as funny.
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>>88102666
Not in Naruto, but I'm a big-ass dragon.
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>>88102682
95% of jumpers are big-ass dragons.; its fucking hard to avoid dragon stuff even in a pure human chain
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>>88099587
I always figured the other villages had a comparable number of clans, we just never heard of them because Kishi hates worldbuilding
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>>88102704
probably but most clans are jobbers except for 1 or 2 people
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>>88102720
Consider: no member of the Nara clan has ever been shown to lose to anyone in the entire course of the series. Both Shikamaru and his dad have never lost a single canonical fight in the entirety of Naruto. The closest Shikamaru has ever come to losing was forfeiting in the Chunin Exams.
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>>88102381
One anon expressed interest once but mentioned the LN was nearly over and he was waiting for it to finish to start.
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>>88102579
Still doesn't mean she couldn't make a mistake.

>>88102666
I always figured why not make a companion into one, then you can easily become a perfect Jinchuriki.
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>>88102682
>>88102700
Its kind of hard not to be a dragon you are both correct. What are good non dragon things to be? Vampire? Demons? Fluffs?
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>>88102776
Thanks anon.
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>>88102755
being a jobber doesn't mean just losing. it includes not being relevant in the first place. shogi and some shitty shadow binding isn't doing shit to madara. and shikimaru needed help from a sand cuck to beat tayuya of all people
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>>88102408
She literally already is.
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>>88102828
dragon and demon stuff also includes dragon shit and so does god
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>>88102532
the shading on the side of her titties makes her look like she has GINORMOUS aerola
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>>88102855
fuck I mean vampire
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>>88102844
I'm going to join the Sasuke Retrieval Mission, then fight and beat Tayuya. After I'll rape her until she has hearts in her eyes until Temari comes to find us.
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>>88102184
>>88102190
The Red can literally make you do all of those things, as can any of the other Kingdoms if they give enough of a shit. They are cosmic forces who only give their Avatars the tiniest most infinitesimal crumb of their might because they don't care enough to let them have full access to their power.
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>>88102885
too much effort. I'm just gonna walk over to orochimaru and sell him immortality for her
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>>88102844
People tend to sleep on Tayuya. She was complete fucking bullshit. A tactician nearly on par with Shikamaru, with hyper-realistic genjutsu transmitted via her flute that was almost unbreakable once it took effect, with a powerful summoning technique, immense chakra reserves and stamina, and impressive physical abilities even if taijutsu wasn't her specialty.

She was actually pretty bullshit and if any of the other Genin had fought her they would've lost hard. The only reason she lost to Temari was because Temari is bullshit, she got taken by complete surprise, and she was fighting in the worst possible place against her. Temari capitalized by using her most powerful technique right from the start. If she'd started with the low-level shit she showed off during the tournament she probably would've lost too.
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>>88102755
>Both Shikamaru and his dad have never lost a single canonical fight in the entirety of Naruto.
His dad got defeated by Madara and Obito's juubi bomb hail.
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>>88102904
I'm taking Tayuya and Hinata and nothing will stop me!!
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>>88102919
Any thoughts on that one fan theory that Tayuya was an Uzumaki?
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>>88102944
I'm taking Haku and Hanabi!
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I'm going to defeat Tayuya, bring her back to Konoha, and then force her to make friends and engage in slice-of-life shenanigans until she defends Konoha while stammering out that it's all part of her master plan to escape back to Sound!
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>>88102948
NTA, but worth noting that Manga Tayuya doesen't have Red hair, but pink hair.
Otherwise it's not too bad, since she does show considerable skill in Fuinjutsu(as do all members of the sound four), and her demonic/underworld theme works decently well with the Uzumaki controlling Shinigami.
What speaks against it, is that her yin release spirits are most likely a hiden according to Shikamaru, which wouldn't work as the Uzmaki hiden are the Adamantine Chains.
Personally I like the idea that she isn't Uzumaki, but from a different Clan that lived in Uzushiogakure, which would have to have other clans than the Uzumaki.
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>>88102981
>jumper beats the shit out of everyone in charge of the leaf who may oppose him bringing in an enemy ninja
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>>88102981
>Tenten probably had less screen time the Tayuya
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Even ignoring the cosmic part, the Red still should be able to give you abilities from metahuman humans.
At the very least that includes Captain Comet, a powerful telepath, telekinetic and teleporter, and strong and tough enough to go hand to hand against Lobo.
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>>88102166
>reincarnation of God
I keep thinking if you take that its going to royally fuck you up in places where god definately exists. Like dresden files.
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>>88102904
>Tayuya strikes up an unlikely friendship with Hinata
>Hinata's always shy and Tayuya browbeats her into being more aggressive and getting angry when people walk all over her
>Tayuya gradually tones down her antisocial behavior and abrasive badmouthing because Hinata keeps chastising her for it
Cute.
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>>88103043
I like it because it could probably let you siphon some of the power generated by christians belief.
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>>88103034
Nothing should give you anything because everything sucks.
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>>88103066
>hinata
>getting character development
impossible. she's naruto's designated house cleaner and uterus
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>>88102966
I'll probably take Hanabi as well.
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>>88103121
That's because she's spent basically her entire life being emotionally abused by her family until her self-esteem has disintegrated into nonexistence. She loves Naruto literally because he's like the only person in existence who hasn't crushed her ego into dust with expectations she can't possibly meet. And while her father eventually realizes his mistake and treats her better later on, that isn't going to erase the results of literal years of child abuse and emotional neglect.
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>>88102682
>pic
Does that have horns instead of eyes?
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>>88103066
iirc those pics are actually commissioned or drawn by a guy who just flat out ships Hinata and Tayuya, there's a surprising amount of art of them together. Sadly he wasn't as rich as the futa draenei guy.
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>>88103154
Yes. It hunts via infectious spores it pumps out which are also how it reproduces.
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>>88103147
naruto didn't even know her name when she was originally introduced till it was retconned in
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>>88102828
I've been meaning to try robot stuff for a while, starting as an Alchemical Exalted and piling on as much tech as I can possibly get from every jump until I become a machine god.
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>>88103158
>a guy who just flat out ships Hinata and Tayuya
Based red oni blue oni crackship appreciator.
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>>88103154
Gore Magala has no eyes, no. It senses heat and scatters small, almost like pollen, scales that it can sense. These scales also cause people to go crazy. When its horns are out is when it has maximized its sensory abilities in the local area by spreading enough scales and it frenzies and murders everything.
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>>88103167
Wait, what sort of dragon is that, where's it from?
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>>88103194
Monster Hunter.
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>Be me
>see all this Naruto talk
>decide to check the Jump
>Can control how far back I can jump in
Honestly, I think I'd probably just jump in during the Third Shinobi War and do some saving and tardwrangling. If I save Obito, then I'd imagine that a whole bunch of the bad shit would get butterflied away especially since you'd have a strong member of the Uchiha clan to friendship-talk his clan away from betrayal, I could get to Orochimaru early and maybe try and talk him down before he starts committing crimes against god and nature, I can find and kill Madara early while he's a withered corpse and hunt down Zetsu, and I can assist and aid the original Akatsuki and prevent Yahiko's death and allow for a more peaceful regime change, and even kill that bastard Danzo before he fucks shit up too much.
Really, there's no reason NOT to go in during the Third War if you want to fix shit
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>>88103192
>>88103202
Ah, thanks.
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>>88103169
Man, Hanabi was fucking savage as a loli. Just mercilessly beating the shit out of her big sister and then telling her she was weak.
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What did you do in xiaolin showdown? Please dont say wuya.
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>>88103194
>>88103202
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC1kQ3VAd8c
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>>88103194
Monster Hunter, specifically Monster Hunter 4 where it and its matured form Shagaru Magala were the main antagonist monsters
It later came back in Monster Hunter Generations and Rise
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>>88103212
>don't say Wuya
Because it's already implied?
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>>88103212
Wuya.
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>>88103212
God, we really needs a better jump for that.
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>>88103169
NTA, but no? They were classmates, he just didn't think much about her other than mentally calling her a shy bruenette freak.
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>>88103212
Haven't gone, and when I found out there was a sequel series I kinda lost motivation.
If I DID go, however, I'd stay in the background as a powerful wandering martial artist and take Jermaine as my pupil. Kid has potential
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>>88103210
Hanabi was always the better sister.
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>>88103251
Seems uncharacteristically harsh of him for some girl he barely knows.
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>>88103242
Make one then.
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>>88103212
>not preventing people from saying Katnappe, Kim, or other female characters
Rookie mistake.
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>>88103251
>that dog would probably be great with some hot sauce
god damnit choji
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>>88103251
>mentally calling her a shy bruenette freak.
that's worse. and young Naruto was a right little shit since everyone already called him a freak
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>>88103264
Naruto used to be an absolute little shit, and this early in the Chunin Exams he's still firmly in his little shit phase.
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>>88103206
Honestly just go back to the founding of Konoha, slap Tobirama in the face, and make Madara the First Hokage with Hashirama being next in line. Hashirama could keep Madara's most ruthless policies in check while Madara wouldn't be nearly as soft on the other Hidden Villages as Hashirama was which is what led directly into all the Shinobi World Wars. He wouldn't be a dumbass and distribute all of the Tailed Beasts. Instead he'd personally show up in his Perfect Susanoo if any of them so much as looked like they were going to talk some shit about Konoha.
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>>88103265
>implying I could makes a jumps that was actually better
Funny.
It naive, but still funny.
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>>88103223
>they added gore to Sunbreak
Nice, do people still try to Flashbang it?
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>>88103264
>uncharacteristically harsh of him
not even a little bit, Naruto mentally insults most people he just meets. He's not a respectful person.
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>>88103268
Choji got that cultivator mindset, when he sees an animal with developed meridians, he gotta consume it and convert it into life force.
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>>88103296
I don't remember him being a jerk, but it's been 10+ years since I last read Naruto so maybe that's the fanfics doing the talking.
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>>88103315
Nah, he's just hungry.
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>>88103315
introducing proper cultivation into Naruto would make the akimichi the most OP clan since they have the mindset and pill making knowledge
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>>88103333
its pure fanfic. tried re watching it a while back and ended up hating naruto and liking sasuke more
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>>88103333
Naruto isn't necessarily a jerk, he's actually a pretty nice guy. He's just a rude little shit-for-brains at the same time. He'll call you a slob, dumbass, or freak without hesitation (ignoring his own slobbishness, dumbassery, and freakery), then help you out immediately afterwards.
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>>88103333
Fanfics leave that part out, since it makes it really hard to root for him, but Naruto really isn't a nice person in part 1.
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>>88103333
Nope, he's a proper shit early on. Calls Tsunade granny too even while knowing she's the next Hokage. Hell it's probably why he calls Hiruzen 'old man' instead of any familial affection like fanfics imply.
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>>88103345
>>88103346
>>88103347
>>88103348
So he should be turned into a girl and rape-corrected.
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>>88103357
naruko would be a bratty loli so yes
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>>88103357
Anon no, this will only end in an immortal yandere demon goddess.

https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/young-love-naruto-fem-naruto.380642/
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>>88103357
>>88103367
100% kusogaki.
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>>88103348
>Hell it's probably why he calls Hiruzen 'old man' instead of any familial affection like fanfics imply
NTA, but that is most certainly the case.
Canonically Naruto had like 4 interactions with Hiruzen
>When Naruto stole the Scroll of Seals.
>When Hiruzen reviewed his Genin registration photo.
>When Naruto complained about their missions.
>And when Naruto interrupted Hiruzen's speech during the Chunin Exam
Hell at one point in Part 1 Naruto literally thinks of everyone he think cares about him, and Hiruzen doesen't make that list.

Pretty much any relationship beyond a professional they have is filler and fanfic based.
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>>88103367
The best part is Naruko never eats properly, so the malnutrition will ensure she stays a loli forever
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>>88103333
The series literally opens with him painting over the Hokage monument with insults, anon.
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>Attempt to Correct Naruko
>Activate her Yandere Mode
>She figures out Nuclear Fusion
>Eats Kurama
>Super Sage Demon Nuclear Goddess
>The Rapening Never Ends.
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>>88103413
try attaining a higher realm
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>>88103398
>Naruko becomes the Naruto version of Tanya
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>>88103413
>Jumper has a gains power from sex perk
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>>88103333
That's a big part of his character. He's a super depressed kid that covers it up with obnoxious bravado. He craves attention and figured out the best way to get it was being an asshole. He's an ultimately good person and improves heavily with even a crumb of guidance, but before that he's a little shit and that's widely acknowledged.
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>>88103398
>Leaving Naruko starved and with malnutrition, permanently damaging her height and fertility
>Not filling her up full of food (and cum) and watching her blossom into a full figured and fertile goddess
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>>88103413
This but with Kushina.
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>>88103480
>full figured and fertile goddess
No. I don't want to ruin a perfectly good loli.
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>>88103398
Naruto is above average height by Japanese standards so Naruko is going to end up one of the taller girls in the cast
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its amazing how much more tolerable a bratty child is when its a girl instead of a guy
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>>88103510
That is the power of cunny.
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>>88103488
People deformed by malnutrition aren't lolis, they're horrifying stick people. Malnutrition doesn't stop growth, it just means that people grow up deformed and much weaker-with reduced bone density, musculature, health, intelligence, and more. You're not getting a loli out of malnutrition, you're getting a deformed retard.
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>>88103510
Sasuke would probably be considered best girl if he was a hot girl.

Like not best girl in Naruto, but just straight up for anime.
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>>88103510
You quit that
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>>88103510
Bratty loli is a fun archtype.
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>>88103502
>by Japanese standards
tsunade will look like an oppai loli next to me
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>>88103518
Anon. It's an anime setting. Malnutrition causes lolis in anime.
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>>88103523
Yes.
But have you heard of our lord and savior bratty Amazon?
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>>88103535
I could've sworn I had a picture of Dragon's Crown's Amazon but a loli around somewhere.

Amazon lolis are nice too.
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>>88103529
Tsunade actually is only like 5'3 which is great but that's just a short woman. You can't mistake her for a child at any height really.
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>>88103519
>avenger girl who's healing and willing to to save her friends at the cost of her life and can act smug
so many more people would hate itachi for ruining her
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>>88103549
>he wasn't over 5' tall when he was a child
loling at manlets
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>>88103534
In anime it doesn't matter how much you eat; if you eat five crumbs a day you'll still grow up into a supermassive tiddy bombshell, and some people who eat entire buffets a day will end up being eternal lolis. The literal only people in the Naruto universe who have been affected by their diets are the Akimichi, and that's purely because it's part of their clan techniques. If you're going with the "it's an anime, it's not going to hurt her" idea the you've got to accept that it's an anime and she's going to grow up how she will regardless of whether or not you starve her for years on end. If you want to apply some realism and force malnutrition onto her, then she's going to come out deformed and retarded because malnutrition doesn't result in lolis.

This doesn't work out to make a person a loli, no matter how hard you try.
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>>88103549
NTA, but according to Jiraiya Tsunade regularly changed how old she was, like she doesen't always take a shape of herself in her twenties but is sometimes a teenager too. All so she can excape the people she owes money.

In Canon she mostly sticks around in one form because she settled down as Hokage.
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The Legend Of Zelda Wind Waker (Jump #14)

Location: Dragon’s Roost Island

Origin: Child of None

Race: Rito

Perks:
Prayer to Valoo- 200
Cyclones- 200
Undestined One- 300
Kin of the Rivers- 300

Items:
Jabun’s Belly- 300

Companions:
Lyn- 50

Origin: Child Of Legend

Race: Hylian

Perks:
Under a Barrel- Free
Shouldn’t That Have Exploded?- 100
Knight’s Crest- 200

Item:
Wind Waker- 300

Gear:
Hero’s Bow- 200
Light Arrows- 400

Drawback:
Wanderlust+ 100

>After thief-king was cut down by the Mani Katti. on the coast of Dragon Roost Island, the zora swam once again

>"Ya say it is only temporary, right? Asked a young Rito boy holding a scale of Jabun.

>"It is indeed, However, i can make permanent if you want. Though, ask your parents first if you should" i patted the kid on the back and sended him to the sea.

>"Hmmmm, strange." bellowed Jabu, watching the kid jump to the ocean and sheeding his feathers and talons for scales and fins "i hold no kinship with Valoo's children, and yet this scene is... familiar"

>"Perhaps in another time, in another place, you too shared the same bond the sky spirit has with the rito. My blubbery friend"
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>>88103572
anko wishes that was true
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>>88102682
>Being the wrong Dragon
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>>88103572
You're rather weirdly obsessed with this one specific thing, aren't you?
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>>88103553
Only if Itachi isn't also a girl. Then it'd be hot and we'd probably get thousands of Tsukiyomi doujins.
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Whats going on in your chain? Anything interesting?
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>>88103587
Boruto is very bad, news at eleven.
>>88103592
Malnutrition is fucking horrifying and literally nothing good comes of it. And I will hammer this home as hard as I need to.
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>>88103607
>Malnutrition is fucking horrifying and literally nothing good comes of it. And I will hammer this home as hard as I need to.
Oh no, I'm perfectly aware how bad that shit can be. I had a cousin who had serious problems with malnutrition for most of his life.

We're talking about anime-land, and specifically a character that actually has a powerful level of regeneration though. Malnutrition in anime makes lolis
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>>88103599
I'm slowly coming to the realization that stacking Fertility and Life Domains as a deity will allow me to solve most setting by breeding a fuckton, huehue, of demigods and just setting them loose.
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>>88103599
Im thinking of going to fallout new vegas and making sure Joshua Graham gets healed via holy magic. Make it happennso that his pain is stopped but he keeps his scars. Make it happen so that he knows a servant of God has helped him and make it known he has been forgiven for his past misdeeds.

Gonna need to thread the path for the good ending first though, help him relearn mercy and show him his path is righteous, then I will walk off again into the wastelands.
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>>88103625
Yes, demigod army is a good plan.
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>>88103599
Nah, IRL has been running me over lately. Been trying to figure out a new chain idea since the old one's gone a bit stale at this point. Kinda want some sort of partner companion like a spirit or pet or living weapon. DS2 has a cool perk for that sort of thing but I have no idea what kind of beast I would pick if I went that way. Going the weapon route would be cool but I often like making my own; and I like too many kinds of weapons to choose.
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>>88103599
Currently rearranging jumps in my chain. Nothing drastic I just wanted to hit up Macross earlier for various reasons.
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>>88103599
I recently decided to save a sakura because it was easy and I didn't want zouken or dark sakura fucking shit up for me. now she won't leave me alone and gets jelouse of my harem and hearing her say senpai is driving me up the wall
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>>88103646
>Kinda want some sort of partner companion like a spirit or pet or living weapon.
Pokemon literally started this entire thing
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>>88103634
Based.
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>>88103558
When will they learn.
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>>88103654
Yeah but I like Pokemon too much. I always end up with a full team when I go there.
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This is why I always keep myself at a nice and comfortable three and a half feet tall. That way even extremely short japanese waifus can tower over me and achieve a proper ara-ara.
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>>88103674
I see no issue?
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>>88103682
You fool! That will make them shrink even more!
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>>88103599
Jumper's companions are trying to stage an intervention and get him to stop adopting every small, sad child he sees. And since he took Come With Me from Mad Father and Hollow Heart in Elfen Lied, there are a lot of sad children to adopt.
>Jumper, this is getting ridiculous, you have a problem!
>What do you mean? I don't have a problem!
>You've adopted twelve new kids in the last year, one for every month!
>So?!
>You're going to get sued by Batman for adopting all the sad orphans at this rate, Jumper!
>Yeah well I'm a better father to any of them than Bruce could ever be.
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>>88103687
I want a singular partner rather than six. My ideas for the chain revolve around a duo rather than a larger team.
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Rolled 2 (1d3)

>>88103599
Let me see what happens.

1-Pathfinder
2-Warhammer: Cathay
3-Oasis Of Fantasy
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>>88103646
Have you considered a digimon partner?
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>>88103708
You could go with Mystery Dungeon, which only gives you one partner.
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>>88103699
what is this 3d cringe
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>>88103730
An adoption ritual.
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>>88103713
Oh yeah, Digimon could be cool. Any Jumps let you make your own? I could start in GVD and have fun coming up with some sort of fictional videogame concept that sounds cool and then base it on that. That seems like fun.

>>88103719
Yeah that's also not bad. What firm and partner do other people choose when they visit pmd?
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>>88103699
But how could they be so heartless?
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>>88103699
>>Yeah well I'm a better father to any of them than Bruce could ever be.
Now he's definitely tossing you a lawsuit.
harleysholiday.png
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>>88103741
>Yeah that's also not bad. What firm and partner do other people choose when they visit pmd?
Most recently it was a Plusle/Minun pairing, although my normal one is just a pair of Riolu
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>>88103374
But that's hot though.
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>>88103751
>Plusle/Minun
I wonder if anyone ever goes double Klink for the meshing gears and Plus/Minus ability synergy.
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>>88103599
Telling the Kadeshi ambassador that no, I am still not joining their weird religion, and that yes, I am positive that the Taiidan Empire will not be a problem after I am through with them.
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>>88103599
I'm going to sit in the Kuiper Belt in Eclipse Phase and leer at people while I build things.
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>>88103599
Still trying to figure out what a Minecraft Skyblock Farlands would look like. The thing I do know is that having the Mo Creatures mod active and the Monster Spawner basically fives a ton of free items to build on my skyblock just by dropping random mobs to death.
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>>88103699
>Pic
Huh, I never noticed that she was wearing a collar before.
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>>88103741
Personally I went as a Riolu, and had a Honedge partner. I wielded them as a sword. They constantly drained my lifeforce, but due to being a Riolu that just meant it was training to grow my Aura capacity and control. It was a pretty neat gimmick.
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>>88103774
You have soiled the garden.
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>>88103791
That is indeed where soil goes.
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>>88103699
Is this RWBY?
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>>88103791
I haven't taken any of your space dust, relax.
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>>88103790
my fist mystery dungeon playthrough I got Riolu
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>>88103599
Jumper's an immensely powerful Unison Device turned Belkan emperor, using her nigh unlimited magical mojo and ancient terraforming magics bequeathed upon her by time travellers to fix up worlds.
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>>88103802
lol no rwby wishes it could be animated like that
also you're not being slapped with a rainbow of colors every scene
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>>88103790
Huh, are Riolu popular? No criticism, just curiosity because you and the other guy both mentioned them.
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>>88103823
They're the token "I'm actually a furry" pokemon. Also aura.
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>>88103823
Yeah, they're pretty popular. Has to do with the humanoid body shape, dog-like features, and the like. It appeals to furries, is what I'm saying.
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>>88103823
Riolu's been one of the more popular pokemon for awhile. They've got a lot of shota swagger, in addition to what those two above me said
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>>88103804
Ngl I really dig the Kadeshi ships.
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>>88103823
Oh yeah, Riolu is definitely popular. Helps that Riolu involves into Lucario, who is also incredibly popular.
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>>88103741
Tamers lets you design your own iirc
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>>88103832
>>88103836
>>88103840
>>88103856
Right, that tracks. Lucario is neat, is big with furries, and has hands. Having hands definitely would be preferable though so they're not a bad decision either way. I'd probably go something more to the effect of Sableye if I decided to go but Lucario and aura stuff isn't bad.
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>>88103599
Thinking about my Age of Calamity build. Depending on how several drawbacks interact, I may have put together a build that makes me Sheik without intending to.
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>>88103856
Lucario had a movie dedicated to him in 2005 and a cool design as well as being in smash bros. its practically a secondary mascot
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>>88103775
Good plan.
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>>88103874
Tertiary mascot. Eevee's the secondary mascot
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>>88103879
I'm hoping there isn't much in the Kuiper Belt to mess with me.
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>>88103847
Same. I appreciate that the jumpdoc offers us their stuff.
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>>88103857
That was a customization table I think, which is cool but not quite the same. Thanks though.
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>>88103741
According to the quiz, I am in fact a Mudkip. I do not know what I will do with this information yet.
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>>88103883
it changes with the season it could by argued Charizard is the secondary mascot
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>>88103883
>Eevee's the secondary mascot
I think you mean Charizard
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>>88103902
>>88103901
Nope, the Lets Go games established Eevee as the second mascot.
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>>88103892
It has that too, but seeing as the mc makes his ownndigimon I was sure it also let you design your own.
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>>88103897
It gets hands after evolving. You got that going on.
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>>88103909
Eevee is not in smash bros but Charizard is
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>>88103892
You could just get a blue card and make your own like takato did.
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>>88103892
It's a bunch of vague rules for making your own Digimon, and then a customization table that allows imports underneath that section
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>>88103599
I'm playing games that have jumps made for them to give me a showing of all the cool shit that I should take for myself.
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>>88103913
Does it? I'll double check later then. Thanks.
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>>88103897
I keep getting Machop, and I have no fucking clue why
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>>88103921
>>88103922
Sweet, probably going Tamers then.
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>>88103920
Eevee is a Pokeball Pokemon though
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well there's the 'mount population' item but why the fuck do the winged supersoldiers need a fucking CAVALRY regiment.
And why does it have mixed hooves AND claws
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>>88103962
Because.
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>>88103741
>Any Jumps let you make your own?
The generic Digimon one has a drawback to make your own, but it comes with the limit that you cannot move too far apart from one another.
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>>88103962
Are Warcraft Dragons also sluts?
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>>88103969
Fair.

>>88103973
Yes, but it doesn't make half-dragons.
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Thinking through MAR skeleton. Anything in particular people want to see in the jump? Also, if anyone has any higher quality official images I could use as the cover, recommend them now. This is the best I could find.
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>>88103962
Kilin China culture best in the world, prease undelstand.
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>>88103973
Yes
>>88103977
>Yes, but it doesn't make half-dragons.
This saddens me.
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>>88103212
Quietly stole the magical artifacts from both sides and pretending I have no idea where they went. Jumper didn't even want them personally but they were to dangerous for the villains to have them after the first fiasco with the world at stake and the monks really didn't seem competent enough or take enough security measures to protect them given how easily they can get stolen.
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>>88103987
More than anything, I want an ARM builder.
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>>88103962
Because qilin are basically a mix of unicorn and dragon and are known to be vicious at times.
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>>88103989
>malformed boobs and hands
Ai needs to stop.
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>>88104001
They look fine, I think its just a mediocre digital artist, not AI
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>>88103962
Something something longma, I guess?
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>>88104001
nah that's just Personal Ami's style.
Some artists are worse than AI.
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>>88104001
Whats wrong with them?
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>>88103993
Won't be anything particularly in-depth. Just pick your ARM type, maybe a few special options for unique cases like Babbo, but otherwise just make something up and defer to the cannon options to guesstimate a price.
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In the MtG iconics jump in the race section it says we can be a powerful race like Karn or a Myr Superion for 300cp, do you guys think "being a demigod" would qualify as well for that price point?
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>>88104025
As long as I can make some weird and cool ARMs unique to me, then I'll be happy.
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>>88103868
>bulge
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>>88104014
>>88104016
I stand corrected.
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>>88103897
>decide to take test
>get Machop
>take it again, get different questions
>get Psyduck
>again
>Charmander
I suggest not putting much stock into these quizzes
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Should I get the perk from this jump that lets me use my feet to do everything you'd need hands to do, or should I go for the do anything with a pelvic thrust perk from You Are A Pirate?
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>>88104037
Wait, this with the one straight-ripped from the game?
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>>88104050
I dunno, i just searched it and grabbed the first one I got. It had a colorful background and generic music
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>>88104028
Myr Superions are significantly more powerful than the few demigods that have cards, so I don't see why not?
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>>88104048
>footfag manga
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>>88103962
Will the wow jump have an option to absorb corruptions like a sponge with no adverse effects?
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>>88104072
Yeah, it's in no way my fetish. The footwork perks are really good though, and Authorial Bias is absolutely amazing for spreading my actual fetishes around

Having the amount of crossdressers skyrocket by just letting people know that I'm a crossdresser is amazing
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>>88104048
Couldn't the jumpmaker have not put a fetish image for the cover of the jump?
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>>88104102
Are you seriously bitching about him using the actual cover of the foot fetish manga as the jump's cover?
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Could I get a rundown on what kind of power is required to survive and thrive in kill six billion demons? I dipped out around the time bearded king man was shattering tables with his pinkie and havent kept up with it.
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>>88104048
Pelvic thrusts add into the power of jumper claiming to have a magic penis.
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>>88104061
Huh, you know I started looking up demigod cards and you're right. I was thinking of things from an in-setting perspective assuming demigods would be pretty stronk but as far as the actual mechanics are concerned all the demigods I saw would get bodied by a myr superion
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>>88104114
Since the cover is so fetishy, yes. He could have just use a text-based title.
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>>88104116
The jump offers omnipotence, just take the Redwhite Art, Will to Kill, and Demiurge key to be able to freeform warp reality as you please.
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>>88104121
That's a pretty good reason to avoid the pelvic thrust perk. Thanks anon
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>>88104116
I could be mistaken but iirc the "big bad" Jagganoth has been compared by the author to Goku from DBZ from towards the end of the namek saga? And he's hilariously more powerful than everyone else to a pretty absurd degree, to the point that the second most powerful dude we know of, Solomon David, was incapable of doing any real damage and at best managed to briefly seal him away. Allegedly, I don't recall specifically where I read this but I think it's accurate.
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>>88102828
I've always wanted to do a lich chain but never really got around to it. Skeletons are hard to dress up.
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For those of you that take divinity options, do you stack divine domains? If so, what do you think that does mechanically? I've never sat down and thought about similar divine domains having different power levels, so to speak, but I the idea got stuck in my head earlier today so now I'm wondering what other people do.

Also, general thoughts and comments about your approach to building divine jumpers.
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>>88104138
It's a QQ jump anon.
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>>88104102
All the covers are like that. Hell, all the pages are like that. Besides, it's a QQ jump, no real reason to hold back on that kind of thing.
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>>88104138
The only people that would think that cover is "fetishy" are foot fetishists. I for one look at it and don't remotely associate it with anything arousing or lewd since I'm not into feet.
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>>88104152
I doubt they stack any more than different magic syatems inherently stack. They wildly vary in power, versatility, and mechanics. They just happen to be called the same thing.
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>>88104144
Oh, don't be that way. It can already heal any physical and mental problems on the target, As well as train any skill you know on the target while taking a target skill or ability to give to jumper. The thrusting is just more versatility.
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>>88104072
Street Fighter?
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>>88104168
>I doubt they stack any more than different magic syatems inherently stack.
I hadn't thought of it like that, but that's a good analogy. For whatever reason I typically don't think of divine domains in the way I think about magic.
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>>88104152
I try to make my domains work with each other like having artifice, knowledge, magic, that sort of thing. When I do get domains I try to only get them from one source that I can grow over time instead of patching together multiple systems.
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What's a good program for imaging jumps? Google Docs has served me well so far, but might it does have its limits. Might want to experiment with some other programs.
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>>88104172
Anon, no. Having a magic penis means people wanting to use is, which means having to take off the chastity cage.
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>>88104187
>imagine with Google Docs
The fuck are you doing.
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>>88104191
Have you never considered they could use some sort of magic to manifest a phantasmal projection of your benis at the conceptual level therefore bypassing your protections?
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>>88104191
You could use it to thrust your energy attacks and shoot lasers at your enemies.
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>>88104156
>>88104158
Scat fetish jumps have the decency not to inflict their fetish on unwilling viewers. It's not like the QQ Drive has a tag system, you have to scroll past that shit, and you still see it in your peripheral vision. God forbid you want to look at its neighboring jumps and basically have it shoved in your face via proximity.

>>88104161
Bullshit. By your logic, no fetish image can be perceived as a fetish image by anyone not into that fetish. Like that Juri gif that some asshole keeps posting is obvious fetish shit. You know fetish shit when you see it.
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>>88104218
>You know fetish shit when you see it.
Normal people aren't into feet and would look at that image and not assume anything lewd or sexual about it.
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>>88104209
Kicking energy attacks at people is more entertaining
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>>88104151
Skeletons have been kings of swag for centuries anon.
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Favorite food/snack item buys, /jc/? You know, those things you grab when you've got 50 points left to spend and nothing else you want, or when you haven't bothered with cooking perks yet.
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>>88104218
You could look at the list as names instead of images you know.
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>>88104191
Based.
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>>88104225
Not if you are hitting Wonder Woman in the face with penis based energy attacks.
>>88104234
Magicka has an infinite cheese perk
Mount and Blade has all those food options. I mostly just waste all of my points on various types of grain, butter and spices.
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>>88104218
Juri gif?
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>>88104244
>Not if you are hitting Wonder Woman in the face with penis based energy attacks.
I'm not going to fight Wonder Woman. I'm going to have my Wonder Loli companion convert her to the ways of being a legal loli and avoid the fight entirely
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>>88104233
They can't really wear anything well since they're so small without flesh to fill out clothing. They just end up looking like coat hangers most of the time.
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>>88103988
You pandered too hard.
Get banned in China, nerd.

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>>88104015
Eh, fair.

>>88104081
I wouldn't say "no adverse effects" entirely at the start, but definitely "can reach the point of no adverse effects with exposure and absorption."
Altho really, most of the 'adverse effects' with all the fucking forms of corruption seems to be a loss of free will and being controlled by someone else.
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>>88104234
The infinite meat one from Carnivores is pretty great
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>>88104222
The feet are shoved into the foreground and take up a good sixth of the total pic size. And the way it is drawn draws attention to a specific feature, like this abs fetish pic.

>>88104235
Which doesn't do anything unless you know Japanese, and in many cases not even then. Alternate Destinies doesn't tell you anything about the fact that it's a Zelda breeding comic where link is a masculine Chad.

>>88104248
Didn't save it, but you can look in the archives for mentions of Juri. It's often posted in response and was done recently.
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>>88104218
>Scat fetish jumps
...What? How are you expected to base 10 years around shitting?
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>>88104253
Did I also mention that jumper's magical penis can deage people?
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>>88104278
Do we have a Generic Fast Food jump?
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>>88104218
>Scat fetish jumps
Why are you pluralizing jumps when there's only one of those?
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>>88104278
Let's not ask questions we don't want the answers to.
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>>88104260
Nah you just need proper clothing, get a tailor.
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>>88104284
Aki Akane and I'm 90% sure Drainage City is also one based on the name. That was made by bancho, and even he had the decency not to inflict his fetish on Drive users by using a fetish image for the cover page.
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>>88104303
Ohh. Neither of those is a scat jump. Aki Akane just has farting and drainage city is a body horror fetish thing
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>>88104278
Shadow of the Demon Lord.
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>>88104299
Dressing like a gentleman with tailored suits isn't bad. I kind of wanted to say fuck it and become like an evil version of Arc from Skeleton Knight, being clad in black full plate with a cape, but actually a full caster who just looks like a martial. I'm not very familiar with designing armor, though. I'd probably want it to look a lot less "anime."
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You know, for all the lewd potential of various powers and 2hus, sometimes there's no beating the simple and classic appeal of a dullahan.

Low powered 2hus you like to companion?
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>>88104312
Hateful Defecation truly is a wonderful ability.
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>>88104313
Well made armor is going to look a lot less flashy USUALLY. As in its not gonna have as many spikes and such but if you are willing to oay you can get all sorts of art and designs put onto it. My personal armor irl is covered in patterns and latin script. Being a skeleton probably would mean you have a lot less weight and a lot more strength per your body mass so you could really handle it well. Its just probably going to require some extra enchantments to fit you right simce like you said you are a skeleton, on the other hand you could do something like fill out the parts that would require meat with wood to wrap your bones, this would give you a ton more protection against blunt weapons as well as possibly giving you a bit of bouyancy in case you wanted to float.
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>>88104234
nirvana yuga has an item for all sorts of amazing food and also lets you summon hookers
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>>88103599
Jumper is thinking if he should write the book "The Waifus of August"
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>>88104359
???
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>>88104347
Seki's species misclassification annoys me so I never take her. She's a rokurokubi but has multiple heads and they aren't attached to her neck except sometimes.
Anyway I like to take Kagerou because she's a good dog
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>>88104353
>My personal armor irl is covered in patterns and latin script.

Like what?
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>>88104364
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Guns_of_August
Waifu politicking is complicated.
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>>88104353
Fascinating. This is why I love this thread. Some guy will just randomly have armor irl when I mention not knowing a lot about designing it.
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Which of the Warcraft races are the best to add to an empire? Which ones have the lands, the culture, military/magical power, and potential that makes it worthwhile to absorb them?
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>>88104374
They have “In Deo speravi, non timebo: quod faciet mihi homo” On one pauldron and "Refugium meumet fortitudo mea, Deus meus, sperabo in eum" on the other. Which translates basically as “In God have I put my trust: I will not be afraid what man can do unto me" and "He is my refuge and my fortress: my God; in him will I trust”

>>88104393
Tg used to have a lot of armor threads and I used to be much more involved in european martial arts.
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>>88104395
Blizzard has never made anything worth absorbing.
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>>88104395
don't bring that evil into your lands
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>>88104395
The turtle and koi fish people as well as the draenei and otter folk.
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>>88104395
Futa horsecocked draenei.
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>>88104395
Orcs. Use them as mana batteries.
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>>88104395
Tauren are okay when they're not being dragged into shit they never asked for by the Orcs
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>>88104403
I wish I had come to this board more often back when it had threads that weren't almost all literally made by one person continuously churning out the same inane open-ended question topics with the same subjects he keeps salvaging from the last page and simply remaking anew once they finally do get pushed off. I wish I had actually been playing ttrpgs before this place became that one person's personal playground.
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>>88104439
Nta but a lot of this thread only comes to this board for this specific thread.
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>>88104439
Take your meds, schizo
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>>88104439
Ive been here too fucking long already man. I was on this board back in 2007. Its true that once here you never leave.
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