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>>87492661>I specifically remember a setting where the mages were at most around the level where they could blow down a building with a spell but doing so would wipe them out. I think goblin slayer is sort of like that? Everyone seems pretty low level.
>>87492423By itself the description of the box presents a high library of options for close combat with the cutters, mid range with nail guns, drones for reinforcements and using boxes as traps. Variety is nice to have. On top of that, Symphogears improve over time by adapting to combat and their users coming up up with new moves, as we see any time DMJii start a duet. If you are given a simple axe, you are going to axe things; it's when you are given a weirder weapons that you need to start improvising from the start, get creative and from that a self made unique way of combat will be born. While it's not the relic with the most firepower, the open ended nature gives it a lot of possibilities in potential growth paths and after jump X-Drive is much easier if you need more dakka. The stealth field is an extra niche bonus if the situation calls for it. And I find the silliness of the whole thing hilarious making it my favorite of the OC relics. It even has weaponized duct tape. At the end of the day, you should be taking an option you like and I like that one.
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, people at or above 18 because that's the only people legally allowed on this website: I give you JoJo Part 5 - Golden Wind!
This is a serious question. Assuming you generate your own Soma, and you combined all of your various energy formats into one while using something like Mixed Blood from Shinmai Maou no Testament to massively elevate their potency, would the effects of your Soma be more powerful on its own, or would it require combined application for the benefits to manifest themselves?This is not my fetish. I need to know because I'm unironically using this information for power synergy reasons
>>87492796I am grateful for you doing jumps of nearly every part of JJBA so far
>>87492824All I can tell you is that the Seikon no Qwaser jump is lying to you and you should go read the manga. It's been done for years now so it's not like there's a problem with update discrepancy.
>>87492796Yeee, Duplio! Remember that time doppio just as a threat stuck his finger up to the joint closest to the finger tip behind a dude's eye? Doppio could actually be threatening and have some danger to him. Sometimes.Anyways, hooray, Doppio waifu(male)
>>87492846It's a DOOM-KINGHT jump, after all.
>>87478858>spoilerI'd consider starting on one, if I could figure out how why the fuck there's a manhua for Soul Land 1, 2, 3, and 4, despite seemingly all of them being ongoing. I mean, I'll be reading the novel regardless, but it still weirds me out enough to keep my distance from that whole IP.
>>87492945Author got bored one day and started a new story that happens a billion years after the first story while still working on it. Then it happened again.
Update for the Terra Hypnagogica jump:>added Piquol-Sorcerer perks>added 3 Supersidia perks>added Items>added option to import companions for the Companions sectionThings to do:>add more perks for the Supersidia>add more options in Companions>add Drawbacks>add Scenarios
>>87492796so how do you feel like adjudicating having stands from several jojo jumps? jumper just ends up with multiple stands? they can only have one and it takes the functions of the others? something different?
>>87492945>if I could figure out how why the fuck there's a manhua for Soul Land 1, 2, 3, and 4, despite seemingly all of them being ongoingThe novels for 1, 2 and 3 are finished. The adaptations aren't.
Jumper and their waifu/husbando get into an argument, how bad is it for the local guard/police? What does it look like?
>>87492796Ring ring banana phone
>>87493031At the moment, probably pretty bad for real estate as we cycle through screaming at each ither in thuum and tossing spells around while punching kicking and swordfighting.They in for quite a show.
>>87492983>>87493011Getting mixed signals here. So is it just adaptation weirdness where there were multiple parts already out, and rather than going through them sequentially, the manhua team made the bizarre decision to just started adapting every part at the same time? Or is the author really a weirdo that starts posting the sequel before the previous series was complete?
>>87493031Local LEO and first responders might have to actually do their jobs themselves for maybe three minutes while she reboots.
>>87493031The area Jumper and his waifu are arguing in gets laid to waste as they squabble, and then things get even worse when they have make up sex.
>>87493031Jumper's waifu gets into a tard rage and promptly drowns out all other sounds as she shatters glass all around her and destroys the eardrumbs of people right next to her with an ear-piercing wail.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uK3Wd0Z91BQ
>>87493031Catastrophic, because I've been alone on this chain. That being the case, it probably means my previous jumper's Demona has broken free and come after current jumper. Farewell physics, we barely knew ye.
You get a Chain, but you have to enjoy yourself and have a great time. There are no other conditions
>>87492796For the sake of the Mp3 Player, does the OST up to that arc qualify, or if not can it be added to the possible tracklist?
>>87493071If I enjoy beating difficult challenges and strong opponents is that acceptable?
>>87493031Well, current Jumper is in Stardust Crusaders and somehow actually waifued Mariah for some reason...So she's constantly magnetizing everything with Bastet and Jumper is punching everything with Red Sun. They'll probably team up on anyone who tries to get between them, police or not, and then go right back to fighting each other immediately after.Don't know why they're fighting because Jumper picked up the Wedding Rings from Phantom Blood, but whatever.
>>87492845>>87492853 >>87492816No problem. Shout-out to WoL btw, cuz I think he's done like nearly every Mario side game thing.>>87492862Glad you're happy.>>87492995Honestly, jumpers get tons of things that should be exclusive to one another like Exaltations so if you wanna get a bunch of stands go for it. Alternatively, if you want one stand with like ten different powers also go for it.>>87493036https://youtube.com/watch?v=IGmnDA91XrQ>>87493079If you want to get technical it probably shouldn't apply, but if you want it on there then go ahead.
>>87493031Most ideally, they manage to be reasonable and talk it out. Basically impossible but it's nice to dream.Reasonably ideally, the local authorities get a nice light show they can enjoy a few light years away.Worst case scenario, War in Heaven.
>>87492796What happens if you take the schizo power here and the schizo power in part 4?
>>87492987Is this setting complete?
>>87493031The problem with having 2hu wives is that they get pissy if you don't try shooting at them during domestic disputes. On the other hand, they sure fucking shoot back.Looks like a widespread evacuation meets fireworks show.
>>87493146On the bright side it's non-lethal. For you two.
>>87493138Probably won't ever be. It's constantly updating with new shit.
>>87493071But anon, no matter how many worlds I run to, I can't run from myself.
Yo SMTAnon, if you're around, how's the Yu-Gi-Oh jump you're working on coming along?
>>87493111>but if you want it on there then go aheadCool. While it was mostly a for-fun question it was half-serious thanks to that fittingly bizarre psychedelic dance number during that interrogation on the boat where they used Sticky Fingers to leave that guy's disembodied head on the deck at high noon on the open seas to try and get him to talk.
So jumpers, what did you do in Corruption of Champions?
>>87493172Purge.>But what about...PURGE
>>87493129The one in Part 4 is less schizo and more just a commentary on how bullshit it is that Kira's dad lets him have two stands. If you had both, I guess you've now got 2 sub-stands for every stand.
>>87493172Picked up the waifus I thought were worth saving and purged the rest.
>>87493170Well that would definitely qualify considering the song exists in universe and seems to be Narancia's favorite song.
>>87493172Haven't been, not sure what I'd even want to do there. I don't have it in me to just burn everything anymore, even in the worst settings I can think of. I've gone soft with age, I guess, or maybe lost faith in my own judgement. Maybe both.
>>87493031Pretty good for them really. It tends to end with less gangbangers running around and more gangbangers without heads.
>>87492845Actually, I only just realized I technically only did half, cuz Val did Battle Tendency.
>>87493172Haven't been there but when I get there I'm going to study the shit out of the various transformative items, creatures, and probably breed a bunch of harpies.
>>87493172I ate all the corruption.
>>87493229How unfair would it be if you took all the jojo villain luck perks?
Is there a W.I.T.C.H. jump out there?
>>87492987I'm not sure you understand how jumps work, kid. First of all, your Things to Do list should include:>add more perks for Human>add more perks for Traveler>add more perks for Piquoi-Sorcerer>add more ItemsAs part of the basic tenets of Jumpchain, all origins must have perks that go up to 600 CP in cost. It's also weird that Travelers have to for something that "All Travelers are capable of manifesting..."
>>87493151Not permanently lethal.
Update: I don't know what I was smoking when I made this but the spelling and grammar in this thing was absolutely terrible. Thankfully, I've mostly fixed it.>>87493292You'd basically be like super Pocoloco, so I guess you'd just win everything.
>>87493172Spent a couple years exploring Mareth, slaughtering monsters, and looking for anything interesting of scientific or magical nature, while also incorporating any non-degenerate human survivors into my fleet. Afterwords, once all value was taken, and nothing left was worth saving, Exterminatus was promptly declared, and the whole planet's biosphere was promptly destroyed, killing all life there. Then the planet was terraformed into a disease free temperate paradise world of rainforests, vast rolling planes, and oceans full of sea life, and then awarded to an army of Helghast who had served me loyally for years. They finally got their Vekta.
>>87492796Your jojo jumps are one of the rare sources of hype for me these days. Thanks for the fun dude.
>>87493372Wow, you're welcome, dude! I remember back in the day when people would get hype over stuff like Sans Undertale being in Smash Bros, so being put on par with that is high praise.
>>87492796Why is The Crew in Items and not Companions?
>>87493093Yeah that's all goodYou're gonna have to take drawbacks or find challenges/strong opponents in the jump though>>87493162You just have to let go of the past, anonIt's the nature of life to grow and improve, evolving onward to a perfection that will never be reachedyou aren't the person you were yesterday or the day before that, you greet each day a new person, fully capable of being so much greater than that person in your memories
>>87493422Originally it was an entire gang, but I thought that was kinda silly and a bit much so I just scaled it down. Also you have to give me a break, there's like no important objects in Part 5. I had to resort to Purple Haze Feedback just to make ends meet.
>>87493469So is America next?
>87493350Fuck off, Timmy.
>>87493492Florida's next, so technically yes. In Part 6 we learned the Florida man phenomenon was caused by Stand users.
>>87493531Right, I forgot part 6.
>>87493364>temperate paradise world of rainforests
>>87492846It can just as easily be based on the anime, not the manga, and thus it is accurate to the canon as presented, can it not? How does shit change in the manga and what does the jump do to misrepresent that?
>>87492824I think that, on balance, it would be more powerful on its own and would not require intervention from outside activities or agencies. Now, it would be interesting, if you were able to use your own soma to gain more energy than you expend, ie you drink from yourself at the expense of X units of energy but receive X+n units back as a result. That has some interesting implications and applications.
>>87493071Nice butt. I'll hit that.
>>87493071What are some good jumps for having fun?
>>87493172Two things: first, and perhaps most important, why is that picture posted with this question. Second, why are there four or so different versions of that jump on their drive? Are they substantially different or are they just different fonts and colors?
>>87493622Devil May Cry. Woohoo pizza time your worries away.
>>87492796More like golden showers, heyo! You know, because piss? Because I think Jojo is piss. As in I do not value it greatly and would happily flush it. Do you understand what I'm saying?
>>87493636If JoJo is piss, Giorno would happily drink ithttps://youtube.com/watch?v=IUIHyymV3KQ
>>87493625I can only answer the first question: no reason. Didn't have an appropriate pic for the subject, so I just picked one at random.
>>87493651Why is that person named after frozen pizza? Is his family italian american trailer trash?
>>87493679Disappointing, but understandable all the same.
>>87493690His name means day in Italian, though funnily enough almost every other part 5 character is named after food.
>>87493172I hit the planet with a corruption bomb of my own. Demons can't corrupt something that's even more virulent than their own bullshit.
>>87493690>t. Self loathing American retard who thinks their shitty frozen food got their names from the ether
>>87493690Because Araki named everyone in part 5 after Italian food.
>>87493703Why are you engaging with an obvious shitposter? Nothing of value will be generated from encouraging him and interacting
>>87493719I guess you're right.
>>87493600This is almost literally what I'm using it for. As a kind of ghetto recursive energy set up.
>>87493719Because you have nothing interesting to interact with.>>87493703Interesting. Is gnocci a person? I think if gnocci was a person, that person would be a protagonist.
>>87493734>ghetto recursive energySoma does not come from the booty tho
>>87493172I had sex. Lots and lots of sex. There was also some adventuring and world saving in there somewhere but mostly it was just sex. I know that's incredibly unoriginal, but fuck it, why pretend I did anything else in a porn setting?
I'm starting JoJo now, and I just want to take Red Garland from 7th Stand User as my Stand and be done with it because I've always liked that magnificent bastard. What the fuck is it's ability exactly? All I've seen the creator say about it is "it has the power to ruin souls". Does it just punch so hard it damages the soul (and the Stand) directly or something? Tear them apart like Boy II Man does?
>>87493734This would make for a great moment in a fucked up shonen. The antagonist starts doing a DB style powerup where he screams at the sky and starts glowing, and then Jumper whips out her big fat titty and starts sucking. It'd make things awkward and hilarious.
>>87493751Probably. Iirc, it's supposed to be stronger than Star Platinum at the cost of being far less accurate, so I assume it punches Stands/souls so hard they're shattered.
>>87493742>>87493766I don't even need to actually use breast milk at this juncture of my chain, I can kind of just spiritually communicate the energy as Soma to whoever I want or to myself. It's part of why Soma isn't necessarily a fetish thing for me in this case...because I have obviated the requirement of any sexual connotations.
>>87493757Does that mean a battle with a clone/evil version of Jumper would involve both Jumpers sucking on their own huge tits to power up against each other? Because I feel like that kind of fight would take a turn for the bitchy real quick with both fem Jumpers comparing their chests and the quantity/quality of their soma.
>>87493568NTA but temperate rainforests can exist. Look at redwood country.
>>87493578Even just taking the first of three seasons into account, they're still lying about what Soma even is relative to a Maria and their livelihood. By the time the second season's over, it's been spelled out clearly enough that it definitely doesn't line up with what the jump claims, to the point that the perk versions of most things are actually powerwanking quite a bit. But paradoxically, some of the stuff on offer actually limitwanks compared...>spoilerAt most, it played around with the idea that the Sword of Maria was stored in two parts in one continuity, and one completed part in the other. It mostly only changes up a bit of the 'why' during the first season's worth of content for the anime, but in theory it would affect what you get if you tried to take (a part of) that High Ancient Circuit for yourself during the jump. There's also quite a bit of escalation thanks to the manga actually finishing. The jumpmaker was clearly aware of the manga because of some of the fluff for perk text references stuff from the final arc, but went the route of not attempting to account for most of it because the remaining few McGuffins were frankly pretty bullshit.Go read the manga already.
>>87493789Yes, and it would involve lots of closeups of their faces as they make needlessly intense sucking expressions. It'd have to be paid for pure absurdity and comedy.
>>87493749Doing sex in porn settings is probably the least interesting place to do the sex. You could fuck in Dragonball, or SMT. But instead you choose to fuck in a place where everyone else is fucking. Where all anyone does is sex.
>>87493799>the first of three seasonsSnQ went three fucking seasons?
>>87493802It's like one of those hentai where the artist is trying to go for sexy but it looks so ridiculous and silly it loops around to being funny instead.
>>87493811>You could fuck in DragonballEveryone in that setting looks like they have some sort of chromosomal deficiency such that they would be riding a short bus or would qualify for government benefits were they an adult. Who the fuck wants to fuck a literal retard?
>>87493828You get it. Maybe throw in a production team or sound person who is salty about being involved, so they put the absolute wrong music to the scene. So it's not sexy at all, it's super energetic, brash fight music like Don't Lose Your Way or some shit. Just make it tonally all over the place.
>>87493832I mean, I'd fuck Bimbo Sophie.
>>87493820>SnQ went three fucking seasons?No. It only had two and some OVA shorts/specials. What's fucking me up is that the end of the second season spent a while setting up shit for what could've been a third season, but never actually cashed out on that.Which is a shame, because that's when they start introducing that edgelord faction and the rest of the bullshit McGuffins and all the other ridiculous off the rails shit you'd expect from something attempting to have religious overtones.
>>87493850Also the dialogue is overthetop and ridiculous, with voice actresses who are either clearly just phoning it in or way too into it to the point where they overact.
>>87493854. . . you are talking about the breast expansion, tiddy sucking, breast milk anime, right? Edgelord factions and off the rails shit?
>>87493879No dialogue. Just internal monologues, ala the original Ghost in the Shell movie or Bladerunner. Extra points if they're super abstract, head up their ass, trying to out Evangelion Evangelion pretentious.
>>87493850But women having shonen battles is extremely sexy.
>only 29 posters>on a week nightWe're dead, aren't we?
>>87493906Do you think it gets sexier as the powerlevels nonsensically climb higher and higher?
>>87493942Depends on if they get cool effects like rainbow hair or bright backlighting.
>>87493942Yes. Like, not to start up Symphogear shitposting again, but don't you think a woman is hotter when you see them punch a mountain to death or beat the fuck out of some stupid faggot?
>>87493734>>87493782So what attracted you to soma, then? Why use it as opposed to anything else?
>>87493461>let go of the pastBut all of my dead childhood dreams concerned not letting go of the past and in fact digging it back up out of the ground.
>>87493898There'd be some dialogue, but it'd be from some people observing the two fem Jumpers 'fight' by drinking their breast milk with those stupid, overthetop expressions, acting like this is some big dramatic fight and talking about how 'milk is the source of life and power and thus this is the battle of life itself, two life forms and the paths of life they represent struggling for supremacy' or some stupid shit like that.
>>87493888>Edgelord factions and off the rails shit?YES! Right where the anime would've picked up if it kept going.They're led by a dude who gouged out his ears out of some sort of flagellant offering for the Lord, as is customary for their particular order. There's even a gunslinger waifu in their midst who out-traumas most Sisters of Battle, and there's a few other fucks who don't matter...Except the vampire chick who caused a zombie apocalypse so bad they had to use one of the bullshit McGuffins to hop to an alternate dimension/timeline. I think that part even got animated and in both iterations it's just one of those things that's never brought up again because at the time the cast thought it was something simple like teleportation magic or some shit.There's even a whole bloodline of jobbers, but you kind of only realize that when looking at the series as a whole.Honestly, the second season/arc villain wasn't exactly a slouch when he started turning a school's VR network into a RAID cluster to boost his power and consequently steal the elemental bending abilities of other people who were hooked up to said system.
>>87493935That is not dead which can eternal lie, anon.
>>87493977Well, the perk in the jump gives a nigh-limitless amount of it, it's another energy format which combos with Mixed Blood to increase my overall power level, it actually facilitates the infinite energy cycling trick through a perk called Self Serve in itself, and for some reason I can't recall, I went out of my way to insure that like 1/5 of all the jumps in this chain were lewd jumps despite primarily power wanking those jumps instead of masturbating to them
>>87493935Nothing lasts forever.
>>87494006I can get down with that.
>>87494041>Mixed Blood to increase my overall power levelHow
>>87494041>I went out of my way to insure that like 1/5 of all the jumps in this chain were lewd jumps despite primarily power wanking those jumps instead of masturbating to themGlad to know I'm not the only one.
>>87492945SL 1-4 are finished but only in novel form. Manhua 1-5 are still going on. It’s crazy but the art is good.
>>87494066The perk says it makes everything more effective as you combine different energy formats together for greater results with no conflicts between them. I mix all my energy formats together as a matter of course, so I'm combining Soma with Chakra and Spiritual Energy and Mana and all kinds of other stuff to fuel my everything. Because I use all of my energy sources all of the time to fuel all of my powers all of the time, it's effectively a universal power boost even though it's technically only for active uses of power, but I am always using my power actively, so it's an academic difference. I'm literally made out of some kind of heterogynous cosmic energy at this point, so it even extends to my physical form
>>87494113Neat. Where's that perk from? I don't remember seeing it.
>>87494122Shinmai, it's a capstone for Heroes IIRC?
>>87494128>ShinmaiHuh. I'm unfamiliar. What's it about?
>>87492983>>87493011>>87494100Sounds like I have a lot of reading ahead of me. Guess I'll get on that.
>>87494128I don't even understand why that's considered a lewd jump.
>>87494137Main character is the most main charactery main character I've ever seen. He collects a harem of bitches and those bitches directly increase his power level as he collects more bitches and makes them submit to his dick, also he's the son of a legendary warrior man, has the bloodline of a dragon, is part demon, and is a demigod too.
>>87494171Sounds like Great Value DxD.
>>87494177I will just say, it feels entirely fucking justified that Star of Destiny, a perk which makes you the world's main character, is in his perkline. He is pretty much the most special snowflake ever, even Issei doesn't get plot handjobs this much
>>87494195It sounds shit.
>>87494041>>87494097It's cringe how often QQ jumps make that easy.
>>87494155Same reason Edgrunners is in the QQ drive. They just didn't feel like posting it anywhere else.
>>87494128Damn. Those Hero capstones are impressive.
>>87494155Because the idea of a shounen where the MC actually fucks his wives is too absurd.
>>87494284To be fair, it literally pulls the Master/Slave magic shit straight out of goddamn terrible porn doujins
>>87494284He does? If so, that's impressive if nothing else. Most anime protags are geldings incapable of getting hard, let alone fucking.
>>87494299Not him but>impressiveIt's less impressive since it's like part of a whole master/slave ritual thing that increases both of their power because it's not enough that he simply engages in sex. No, it has to be intrinsically tied to some type of lucrative power cultivating thing that seemingly no one else in the setting makes as rampant use of as he does. It's so far in the opposite direction of sexless-protags that it cycles back into being uncanny and pretty cringe.
>>87494344To be fair to him, I do the EXACT SAME THING in my chain. Only even more widely, because my harem is bigger.
>>87494344Wouldn’t that be able to negate losing your power from having children by having more sex?
>>87494359And honestly, you can and should own that aspect of your chain, that's cool. I do even worse stuff for my Jumper; edgy, gruesome, filthy and degenerate stuff. People engaging in wish-fulfillment fanfiction fantasies get a pass, at least for me, but Shinmai exists as a published work, hence my critique of it.
>>87493172Worked in cahoots with the local nature goddess and used a big magic ritual to extend her power into the rain clouds and also dispel the effect keeping the rain from falling. This caused a flood of holy rain to start coming down basically all over the world, sweeping away corruption, empowering the nature goddess further (to let her both strengthen the effect and expand her reach), and basically fucking over every demon everywhere. Once the ball got rolling I then staged a raid on the demon queen's castle and killed her along with all her strongest subordinates. Between that and the resurgence of the nature goddess and the holy rain the corruption in the world was almost literally washed away in short order. I then spent the remainder of the jump figuring out how the portals work and then once I did I proliferated the knowledge of how to shut them down, make them two way, or make them one-way in a direction of their choice, thus turning the world into a sort of planar hub while at the same time hopefully preventing the problems that led to the demons and corruption the first time around.
>>87493354i think you mighta got mista's gun wrong. the wiki says it appears to be a Smith & Wesson Bodyguard Model 638 revolver, and the anime specifies it as being a Smith & Wesson M10 model. So no idea what's going on there.
>>87494414Potentially? Getting good at the Master/Slave bond can make the average hero and demon a threat to the Gods, it might not give you skill, but your raw power gets absurd, and that's presumably what's donated by having children, I don't even know if the guy even loses power or if it's just the mother cause she's carrying the kid. Still feels lucrative if protection is all you have to worry about.
>>87494496There seems to be a lot of confusion going on with it in general. I just looked up that m10 and it doesn't look anything like Mista's gun to me. I think Araki may have just been going for a general look rather than a specific gun.
>>87494414>>87494512The jump has a perk to stop that being a problem anyway.
>>87492796You Fool. It's Vento Aureo!Bitchin', nice, based, Thank you my pal!
>>87494545>You Fool. It's Vento Aureo!Potato potahto.>SpoilerYou're very welcome. Have fun!
>>87494532Yeah, I was assuming he talking about this in the direction of >why aren't more people in the setting abusing the Master/Slave contract to get around this Childbirth-Debuff by just having more sex?But yeah, the Jump straight up allows you to skip that whole business and just start piping girls. Black Goat Jumpers stay winning I guess.
Can't the master/slave contract let you blueball your wife until she dies of horny? I vaguely remember that somehow.
>>87494527it's got a hammer shroud and a shorter barrel, and is even in the text for the model in the concept art. look at the s&w website entry for the model 10 and it looks a little closer
>>87494527>>87494571also a real life short barrel s&w m10
>>87494568Don't, blueballanon, just don't. That is too far even for you.
>>87492796I like what you did with the perks and items, no origins, you just choose two things to discouny per tiers of perks and Items. Sometime, it's what's a jump need.>This is a picture of DIO himself shirtless and doing an iconic poseBut PsychoAnon, in the Manga, literally just a photo of him! >Duplio>He has a stand ability which allows him to use anything he can fit in his hand as a phoneJorge Joestar?
>>87493854>>87494009>edgelord faction>They're led by a dude who gouged out his ears out of some sort of flagellant offering for the Lord, as is customary for their particular order. There's even a gunslinger waifu in their midst who out-traumas most Sisters of Battle>spoilerNta, and I kind of gave up the show after they went to the hot spring after multiple episodes of fucking nothing, but holy fuck, that's some crazy shits. We might need an update one day.
>>87494571>>87494588Alright, fine, I've fixed it in the version that's on the drive.>>87494601>Compliment Thanks.>In the manga it's just a photoBut it being the anime photo Joesph took is funnier.>Jorge JoestarI never read that, he's just an Expy of Doppio. Did I accidentally make a reference?
>>87494550You Fool! You fell for it! Thunder Split Cross Potato Patata
>>87494636Doppio in Jorge Joestar has that exact stand ability.
>>87494636Yeah, Doppio has this exact stand ability. To transform what he wants into legit phones.
>>87494657Oh. I guess it makes sense, I was thinking how to replicate the whole "using random stuff as phones" thing without having him be your alternate persona, as that's one of the funniest parts of his character.
>>87494636yeas sorry about bitching about the gun but my dumb brain wouldn't let it go
>>87494676It's fine, I know that feel.
>>87494667oh interesting, it's also because doppio37 was a separate person from diavolo so that made the same logic leap
>>87494687>>87494667though doppio37's stand was only making shit he picked up into counts as actual mobile phones and none of the stand borrowing, so what psycho came up with is similar but different.
>>87494359Yours is fanfiction that you write for satisfaction, this dude got an anime to air on tv and was paid for it.
Hey it's me ya friend Tony Hops; I got a special gift for ya on the house, 600CP for ya next hop, don't you worry where it comes from, alright pal?
>>87494568Murder is not ok.
>>87494774Thanks, Tony.>>87494787Sometimes tho. . .
>>87494774No way bro I ain't touching that.
>>87493832He says, while fucking talking dogs.
I would like to deny any accusations and rumors that my points being donated to veteran jumpers are Faustian deals.
>>87494816Not a white girl; I don't fuck dogs.
>>87494823Talking horses then. Everyone has a stereotype of what animal they fuck that can apply to a furry setting and I'll hit it eventually whether you're a Jake a Hiro or a Deshawn.
Since we don't have a Baccano jump, what jumps other than Buso Renken would help me pull off this hand absorption trick? I need a method to eat people at an abnormally fast rate, and the hand vacuum is just the intimidation factor I need.
>>87494887Sb's Vore CYOA jump.
>>87494887Like the other Anon said Inuyasha, alternatively the black hole quirk from MHA.
>>87494887JJBA Battle Tendency.
>>87494887>>87494913Marry the Black Hole Quirk with one of those eating Quirks. I think one of them was just called Food.
>>87494930The Pillarmen were so damn crazy. Like, if you look at the average stand user they probably get their ass handed to them by a Pillar man.
>>87494887Huh, so we don't actually have a Vampire Hunter D jump, but if we did, it would be exactly what you're looking for.
>>87494887Inuyasha should have something for that I think, in complete w/ images folder
>>87494887Pretty much the main power for the MC in Slime Tensei.Kinda also a thing that the Black Grail does in Fate.
>>87494887Combine chakra absorbtion with the Akimichi technique in Naruto, then figure out how to convert other people's bodies into chakra and absorb them.
>>87495049Who the fuck names themselves Footman?my n key is busted
>>87495078>SpoilerNow how would that have come about?
[Naruto: Look to the Stars, jump #735]Drawback: The Black Pharoah's InterestDrop-InSelective Morphic Biology (Free)Sanity Damage Resistance (Free)Academy Trained (Free)Mysterious Stranger (Free)The True Al Azif (700)Multiverse Theory (600)Rider Gear (400)Eyes of Azathoth (0)A Fellow Traveller (Free)Dimensional Kaleidoscope (Free)"STOP! Don't open that book!" I shouted, surprising a young Naruto. The unbreakable sphere of golden light enveloping the Al Azif twinkles once, then squeezes the book so hard it implodes into a miniature blackhole->The Gears of Orpheus grind me to less than dust, less than atoms, less than vacuum between their teeth-and collapse in a cool of my own embers. "E-ehhhhhh!? How did you get in?""I'm an actual ninja, don't think about it" I told him, wounded so badly even my humanoid avatar's face has melted half-off, as if boiled alive.Naruto stared in horror as my avatar loses an arm and a leg, crumbling to embers. Isidoros taught me to grow strong on adversity. Qaf taught me to transcend injury entirely. These lessons are important."We are out of time. Listen to me, your world is in unimaginable danger. That tome held...power and knowledge that could have been useful, but it's also a beacon to world-destroying gods of unimaginable evil. And your world has strength it has yet to fully awaken" I told him, spitting out half a lung.I told Naruto about the Otsutsuki bloodlines and his own connection to Asura Otsutsuki. After slapping enough wards on him to withstand blows from God himself, I gave him a cart full of Chakra fruit I urged him to first eat, then take into town and feed to the most responsible authorities he knew of."Okay" I said, swooning as Naruto ninja-ran off while hauling the cart like a little ninja-donkey, "this is fine. Everything is going just as planned"......and then suddenly, a second Al Azif in the form of a young girl fell out of the sky and landed on me.1/6
>>87495136Let's skip the scream of panic, trillion and one seals and invasive psychic vivisection of the world-hopping book and open on the Village Hidden in the Leaf a few years from now. Everyone is an Otsutsuki. Naruto is a double-Otsutsuki. Sasuke is also a double-Otsutsuki that due to soundly trouncing Itachi has discovered the hidden Itachi technique of just unlocking the Sharingan from pure happiness. Rock Lee doesn't know whether to feel elated or demoralised by his taijutsu training being pretty redundant next to the power of the Otsutsuki. Having obtained immortality by an anonymous chakra fruit donation Orochimaru has cancelled all his terrorism plans, is going through something of a mid-life crisis and is currently negotiating an amnesty with the Hokage in exchange for his chakra research. Sakura is still useless.>Cosmic drones assail my eschaton-jouten from every angle. I am swept into a tornado of divine metalAfter the Leafshitters were wiped straight off the map, the other clans quickly fell in line. Buoyed on the knowledge of his ridiculous heritage, Naruto becomes completely disillusioned with the idea of nakama. The knowledge that he is the larval form of something repressed by the smallness of human existence makes him a ruthless conquerer, at once disdainful of the humans who tormented him and alienated from them. Orochimaru of all people becomes his closest ally.>The Left Hand of Glory draws me in-and I am struck hard enough to extinguish infinite universesI continue sending Naruto visions of important knowledge. I tell him where Cthulhu is and send him the schematics for building a replica Black Barrel. After this temporarily drives Naruto into madness because he is not a clever boy and complex engineering is more traumatic than non-euclidean angles to him I give up, find Orochimaru instead and teach HIM how to MacGuyver a Black Barrel. Powered by a Chakra fruit to affirm the Ninja Anthropic Principle or whatever.2/6
>>87495150Mostly Naruto just uses his eldritch knowledge to unlock further powerups much, much faster than in canon.>Hagoromo: "...how did you get here, boy?">Naruto: "I used a ritual to astral project into the afterlife. Give me my heritage powers, or the Mi-Go will destroy this world!">Naruto: "Mutt! I need you to teach me how to use Baryon Mode, NOW!">Kurama: "Wwhy should I teach you the sacred art of my fox people's nuclear physics no jutsu?">Naruto shares my traumatic knowledge of the Outer Gods' attention>Kurama: "...fine">Naruto: "By the way, what does it even mean that the Ten Tails is the seed of the God Tree?">Kurama: "Kid, if I told you that you live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that you should voyage far, would you believe me?">Naruto: "...dattebayo">Naruto: "Tsunade">Tsunade: "D-don't hurt me">Naruto: "Cybernetic harness that lets the wearer extract chakra by force. Can you build it?">Tsunade: "What is a cybernetic?">Naruto: "You are useless. Forget about it, I'll ask Orochimaru instead">A blast of thunder greater than any Zeus has ever thrown. A snare of world-spanning wires. A higher dimensional nuclear missile. It is as if the monster prioritises parodying human ingenuity over tactical thinking Nyarlathotep finally appeared on the day the ninja fired the Black Barrel replica into Cthulhu while he was still dormant. "You're no fun" it complained. "Where's your sense of fair play?""Your ploy has failed" I retorted, glaring at it. "The book is gone. It's counterpart is held securely, it's knowledge censored and turned against you"It tilted it's head at me. "...my dear boy, since when were you under the impression I was after Naruto?"3/6
>>87495164It shrugs. "Well. He would have been a fitting host, he's the main character after all-but look at you! Warping the peace-loving Leaf clan into cosmic monsters, bestowing eldritch knowledge and weaponry on unknowing fools, wearing the face of man while revealing the horror of the void to him. If imitation is the best form of flattery, consider me flattered""I am eternal. Immutable. A cosmic constant. Your attempts to corrupt me only fuel the furnace. You father's eyes reveal your end""Ha! As if you'd let that happen to your precious worlds...wait" Nyarlathotep flickers as it realises what I've been doing while it's sadism has delayed it in this world, the branching axis-broadcasts of the Song Towers that the bravest Lilim are hauling along unseen Dreamlands paths to the Nuclear Chaos' court, the Uni-Mind of consciousnesses I've tempered with several other forms of humanity, the modified EGG I retrieved from the Digital Devil Saga incident prepared to upload one specific concept in an instant of wakefulness to the Daemon Sultan:A complete description of Nyarlathotep.>The Difference Engine shoots me, everywhere I am"...you would risk the end of all reality, just to win against me?" it asks, astounded. Not afraid. Just surprised."Your hesitation betrays you. Behind your posturing, you're just as frightened of oblivion as those you toy with" I snarl as we both ascend to a higher dimension, like gunslingers waiting for someone to draw and fire. "Bring it. Bring your DOGS. Bring your SLAVES. Bring ALL your masks" I shout, like a supernova "BRING THEM ALL TO THEIR GRAVE">Somewhere above all reality, an unstoppable vector meets an immoveable axiom>A voracious abstract playing at gods and kings hurls itself screaming at immutable, immaculate structure without form>The struggle happens at all times, in all places>And below it, the world flickers like a long shadow cast into a cave4/6
>Shard wanks himself winning so hard that all I can do is imagine how much better it would be if he lost, againAnyone else doing something with their chains? Please, someone who isn't Shard, talk about their chain
>>87495169...and Nyarlathotep laughs."Good. GOOD! THAT is exactly why you are worthy to be my avatar!" it exclaims. "You want to flip over the table? VERY WELL. NO MORE GAMES" it roars, like the vacuum at the end of time.It then proceeds to do something I did /not/ foresee. All it's masks flicker in and out of existence like fluttering moths, like the flashing pulses of a binary star, like the strobing of lights from running into a wall--and it generates a new one."...you can just MAKE new masks? Why take more!?" I shout, smiting the machine god built to fight me."Can I? Infinite and eternal, I stagnate. I wait beyond the curtain of entropy for little lights to snuff out and die-and see myself sharing their fate, imprisoned by my own bleak majesty. As a system already at maximum entropy there is no escape, no redress to the immutable fate of what I am. Unless new, meaningful information enters the matrix" it lectures, still maintaining the cadence of a mortal even as superstring symmetries snap over dimensions undulating like parasitic worms, vector snapping like fangs, the monstrous vacuum in a serrated maelstrom of space-time that roars like a furnace, and snaps like a shark. "I delay the inevitable as much as I embody it. Like so" it sneers, severing the transdimensional pathways between multiverses with a wave. "Why, I may as well ask why YOU make those absurdly complex assemblages of powers!""I am NOTHING like you!!" I shout, forging new ones from the blood ties with my daughters to safety-the payload delivered and attoseconds away from firing. "Everything I have done is to preserve perfect order, AGAINST your aberrant nightmare of a cosmos! I AM NOTHING LIKE YOU!""You miss the point, as usual. This is a test. I could get a lot more out of you as my avatar, true-but this struggle? It's something unique. Sharpening me, tempering you, like the clash of flint on flint"5/6
>>87495197"So" says Nyarlathotep, still smiling even after repeated direct Apollyon Cannon impacts bloody it's gaping maw and it drowns in it's own eldritch ichor, "you go ahead and keep struggling against the inevitable fate of this world. I don't just want to survive. I want to LIVE"Let perspective pull back to a smaller scope of existence, outside the speed of light's swivelling and the shattering of dimensions.The universe has been tamed by a new Otsutsuki clan. Using their Kama seals to hijack the Great Race of Yith, using their time-transcending souls to outpace and wrangle the Hounds of Tindalos for culling. Through the power of transmigration, the Leaf villagers reach back and forth in time to infuse their chakra into ninjas yet born-and send them off on space-time traversing missions. Enough of Dagon's Deep Ones are turned into pills for the ocean Father's manifestation to be driven away.Hastur slays many Otsutsukis, but ultimately retreats after repeated All-Killing Ash Bone-assisted blows.Ironically it is Madara and Obito who rally those terrified of the Otsutsuki-Konohagakure imperium under their banner-only for Nyarlathotep to tempt them with forbidden power too. The divine conflict above plays out below, I lending Naruto my power and Nyarlathotep lending Madara it's. "Naruto, do you remember when we were human?" asks Sakura later, after the war is over, the connections between multiverses are severed, and Nyarlathotep's mask is incinerated in the moment it defuses the existential attack against it. "None of you treated me as human. And as it turned out, I never was" said Naruto, detachedly.For a moment he sees at a future in which he married Hinata instead, at the children he could have had. He sheds a single tear, then wonders why.And without a backwards glance, he floats back to the planet-covering forest of God Trees growing out of Cthulhu's corpse to eat more fruit. His consort right beside him.6/6
>>87495196Jumper mid-late chain jumper has gone to Generic Zombie Apocalypse, is effectively using it as a vacation jump/excuse to run an orphanage and adopt a bazillion children.
>>87495196I'm sorry anon, right now I'm just trying to find a setting that lets me buy items from past jumps so I can buy some upgrades for my King Crab now that I'm out of Battletech.
>>87495196I shared my first jump writing with a friend from fanfic circles and he told me it was really good, especially the pacing, emotional rollercoaster between bleakly funny and bleakly depressing while being engaging, and how the characterisation of the POV character fit into all that, so my monthly ego boost has happened.
>>87495196Jumper is winning again, HARD.
>>87495203>He sheds a single tear, then wonders why.Why is he crying exactly?
>>87495196I'm riding botes.
>>87492987Actually, does Supersidia have anything to repel the spread of Necrium and Viralborgia other than agents who can manipualte energy? The comic seemed pretty sparse about that stuff but I was just wondering if they have specific spells/machines/whatever that can close off portals from their invasion or innoculate people from them or whatever.>>87493031Actually? A very calm and reasonable discussion at best, a walking apocalypse given a hard stare and made to back down at worst. I try to keep things civil in a disagreement with a significant other.>>87493172Never went there. Made a build ages ago on a whim but forgot about it and never shared it anyway. Think I helped the goddess clean up the place and Balefired away the futa demon menace.>>87493067I’m going to be kind of sad if the comic sequel resurrects Demona somehow just for her to fuck up some evil scheme again and get a restraining order filed against her by Goliath. >>87493071Off to Paddington it is. >>87495319He’s crying because he saw the timeline where he got NAKAMA, married Hinata and was remembered as the great peacemaker and not the conquerer of the stars.It’s only one tear because his inhuman Otsutsuki cultivator grindset and/or becoming my Akuma (the special free will-having kind from that one Exalted: Infernals perk; yes I am spiteful enough to not erase someone’s free will just because Nyarlathotep wanted to) has deadened almost all of his humanity. And because he is actively rejecting it due to having no good reason to forgive anyone.(Also y’know, because Boruto is kind of a little shit even if Himawari is cute)
>>87495336>I’m going to be kind of sad if the comic sequel resurrects Demona somehow just for her to fuck up some evil scheme again and get a restraining order filed against her by Goliath.You and me both. But it wouldn't be surprised. Comics do weird things. Didn't the comic reboot of Buffy effectively turn Xander, the most anti-vampire person in the entire setting, into a sparklepire?
>>87495196Jumper, having been tossed about assorted fantasy-ish settings for a bit longer than the normal span of a human lifetime (and thus assuming he'd gained a general understanding of what to expect from worlds beyond our own), has been thrust into Fallout 1.Thus, he finds that his gleaming armor is merely bullet resistant and that his vaunted skill at arms means little without being able to close the distance. And, despite dabbling in many forms of occult arts and arcane studies, he has nothing to ward against *radiation*. He must adapt.>>87495319It's one of those bits where a being which has transcended humanity and shit feels a sense of loss at no longer being capable of truly feeling a sense of loss at what could have been. Kinda Miracleman-ish in that sense.It's an abstract kind of feel.
>>87495336>>87495344>Muh humanityWhy are niggers like this?
>>87495368I'm not saying it's necessarily a bad thing to become something *more*, but that looking back on the life you lead - and the life you could have lead, at that - only to realize you feel less than nothing could cause some interesting contemplation. Like looking back at a letter written by yourself as a child, only to feel solemn disconnection rather than warm nostalgia.
>>87495368I mean, look at it this way: By becoming an inhuman cosmic parasite who admittedly is guaranteed a trip to a higher plane of existence judging from the existence of Shibai Otsutsuki, he married that shrew Sakura in this timeline instead of Hinata.I could try to moralise here but I think being unable to recognise the inherent superiority of Hinata over Sakura because you are a space cultivator that just grabbed the nearest woman available is probably the most persuasive argument for muh humanity. Otsutsukis don’t seem to give a shit about waifus given Kaguya’s boyfriend was about to kill her without remorse to get more power.
>>87495344I wish modern jumpmakers still had the balls to add mandatory powerloss conditions without making it a gauntlet.
>>87495426>he married that shrew Sakura in this timeline instead of Hinata.Why did he marry Sakura?
>>87495397>picLet it Die is shit Suda.
>>87495430The Fallout 1 jump just reduces your physical capabilities down to whatever SPECIAL stats you buy, not any outside abilities. You're thinking of the old-style Fallout jump which constricts outside perks and powers more severely.As for myself, I am ambivalent as to whether or not this should be the case more often.>>87495456Yes, but I thought the funny image of a skeleton man drinking a capri sun was worth saving. The game itself does not impress.
>>87495430Nah, just play how you want. If you care about balance, plan your chains out so you're challenged in each-one, headcannon ways for your enemies to get stronger, or limit your powerset to a specific theme.
>>87495463It somehow got a battle royale spin off.
>>87495463>The Fallout 1 jump just reduces your physical capabilities down to whatever SPECIAL stats you buy, not any outside abilities.It actually doesn't do it at all, which is cringe. >>87495465My chain is not a problem. I also want other people forced into such scenarios.
>>87495511Looking over it again now... yeah, it only does that if you take a stat at 'Very Bad' or 'Poor'. Which makes sense, since that'd basically make them drawbacks.
>>87495445Literally just the closest woman nearby. It is a cold and loveless “marriage” more predicated on her duty as an emergency God Tree source if Naruto ever runs out than anything.>>87495456It is yeah. I think the game mindbroke him a little because he put the “videogames are purgatory” theme into Travis Strikes Again and NMH 3 too for some reason. It’s a fun enough movie, but not a great game.>>87495343Yep. It also finished Illyria’s redemption arc-and then just had her completely discard it after reviving from sacrificing herself for the world. And ALSO it introduced an unborn universe that gave Buffy and Angel superpowers and brainwashed them into fucking to give birth to itself and supplant the current one.>>87495496This is the first time I’ve heard of the spinoff. Judging from how it too is apparently such a flop it’s life service is apparently ending it’s life service this year I guess it probably isn’t doing too well either.I heard ages ago there was also supposed to be a DATING SIMULATOR spinoff which seemingly has been completely dropped. Judging from his recent NMH games Suda feels like he really wanted to just write a novel instead of make videogames.
>>87495542And why can't he just divorce Sakura marry Hinata? Pretty sure nobody would take marriage bindings seriously after becoming a cultivator.
>>87495196Jumper is working as the glue of the Justice League in the DCAU, making everyone's lives better and avoiding many of the canon tragedies. For instance, Superman never got brainwashed by Darkseid, Annie was able to live a life of her own separate from Clayface, Cadmus never formed, so on and so forth. Things aren't entirely smooth sailing, but they're much better than they could be.
Disclaimer: You can't have Metal Gear without long-winded speeches in your cutscenes. Suffer with me.Jump 155: Metal Gear Risinghttps://pastebin.com/c4NaChNqLocation: Pakistan, 2018Age: 62Identity: PoliticianDrawbacks: [+100] Massive Ham[Free] Augmented Warrior[Free] Rules Of Nature[600/1100] Heir To The Patriots[Free] NANOMACHINES, SON[Free] I'm Making The Mother Of All Omelettes Here, Jack![700/1100] Job Creators, Jack![900/1100] It's All About The Spin[900/1400] Item Stipend (+300)[Free] Standard High-Frequency Weapon (Import: Service Weapon)[1200/1400] Private Corporation (Expanded)[Free] Corporate Skinning[Free] Durable Suits[1200/2400] Cybernetics Stipend (+1000)[Free] Cybernetic Hardware Import: Nanosuit [2400/2400] Nanomachine HeartIt's not so much the issue of the local military-industrial complex that complicates the situation, in this world. The Patriots were taken care of some time back, but the aftereffects refused to be completely shaken. Mercenaries are apparently a major thing and seem to exist in tandem with technological disparity. Larger and more developed countries have bigger groups, but even smaller nations hire private military contractors for assorted purposes; see also Raiden getting absolutely bodied while the American President is in Pakistan for a meeting with the country's prime minister.It's not too complicated to change this, though the trick is to set up the dominoes to fall at the right time, more than anything. Doable, though the timeline is tighter than one might have preferred, but... well, when one can arrange to have footage of a certain mercenary group - I'm sorry, of a certain PMC - staging a full-scale invasion of a country that most people had never heard of and killing its leader... well, that gets the networks talking.
>>87495600The time to release all of that, though, is on the heels of a certain cyborg storming World Marshall in Denver. That changes the tune from the talking heads; instead of a terrorist attacking a corporation, it's retaliation for what seemed to be a targeted assassination. While Raiden is zipping to Mexico at the end of May, EXALT is helping lobbyists craft bills designed to slowly choke out and kill off lobbyists. Fighting pocket wars is one thing, but killing political figures outright is quite another; it just goes to show that a monopoly on force should belong to the State, not to corporations.Meanwhile, the President takes a flight to Pakistan for another brief meeting with their leadership, only to find that there's a situation at a nearby military base. Ordinarily of course, the Secret Service would evacuate their leader, but this is no ordinary situation - this is after all a world that has substituted common sense for mass-produced Metal Gears, and this time America's leader has not only a perfect sense of timing and the ability to be none the worse for the wear after a fall from 30,000 feet, but in fact has the power of God and anime on his side.After all, one does not expect the President to more or less fall right out of the sky and make a three point landing after bouncing off a senator, ending up between him and a cyborg ninja barely a breath after the ninja's dramatic moment. And immediately launch into giving the both of them a bombastic speech, before engaging them BOTH in violence. Because... let's face it, you know this world. Are you any more surprised the President is, himself, even more unhinged than the others? Sure, he's got EXALT working behind the scenes, but this is a world where you don't just have everyone hamming it up, you have them cooking an entire freaking holiday dinner.
>>87495197>As a system already at maximum entropy there is no escape, no redress to the immutable fate of what I am. Unless new, meaningful information enters the matrix"What would happen if you put data from harem perks inside Nyars matrix?
>>87495605>"...and besides, this isn't my sword."And thus, entered the President, via dynamic entry; "RRRRRAIDEN!">"Who the hell are you?""That's PRESIDENT Who The Hell Are You, son!">"What.""He may have done wrong! He may indeed want to defeat me in the election! But he's still an American citizen! And I simply cannot stand idly by and let you kill an American citizen- no! Assassinate an American senator!">"WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING HERE, MICHAEL?!""Saving your bacon, Steven! Your nanomachines are like your politics! Weak, and with a low approval rating!">"What are you, nuts?! Armstrong leveled this entire military base with a Metal Gear!""So?">"What do you mean, 'so'?!""That's pretty normal. President Sears did that in New York, after all, you were even there for that.">"I... what?!""On the other hand, five minutes ago, I signed an executive order authorizing the arrest of all employees of the World Marshall corporation and Desperado Enforcement LLC on just about every felony on the books.">"YOU WHAT?!""Shut up, Armstrong. Raiden! By the powers vested in me by THESE GREAT STATES OF AMERICA, I hereby deputize you as a United States Marshall!">"HOW DARE YOU!""Oh no it looks like Senator Armstrong is resisting arrest so I guess he can't be saved after all what a shame. Especially without anyone around to tell the media how tone deaf that was. Raiden? I believe you have a job to do. Let 'er rip.">"With... pleasure."And that, as they say, was that. Raiden proceeded to beat the absolute tar out of Armstrong before stabbing him through the cybernetic heart, and all the nonsense. And after that, the denouement; the President shakes Raiden's hand and grants him a complete pardon, the ninja a bit shellshocked. Told that all of Armstrong's bluster was a farce, because of course it was. And that the world was irreparably broken. Not simply eyeball-deep with trouble, but in truth, imminently doomed in a literal sense.
>>87495611Raiden stared at the President for a long moment, then asked, "If the world is broken, then what was the point of all of that? If we're all doomed... why bother? What was I fighting for?"Michael Valentine reached into his suit jacket, extracting a cigarette and lighting it. "I couldn't tell you, son, no one can tell you why you fought except yourself. Looked to me like Armstrong had been trying to kill you, and you happened to kill him first. Uncovered a ton of crimes he'd committed, including assassination and outright treason, to the point that the media's going to applaud me taking executive action and the Attorney General is chomping at the bit. Frankly, Armstrong effectively killed himself - he just didn't realize it yet."With a shake of his head, Raiden looked down at the sheathed sword. Jetstream Sam's. He laughed, despite everything. "Nice bit of wordcraft with the deputization, the pardon. I know you're going to throw me in some deep, dark hole if anyone ever found me back in the US."There was a long pause, then a laugh in answer. "All right. The truth then."Raiden perked up, hand on his sword, ready."I'm not going to bullshit you, son," Valentine continued, pausing to take a drag on his cigarette. "Why should I beat around the bush? All of this... none of it matters. Pakistan? Fuck 'em. Their government exists because we allow it, and they would end if we demanded it. They're not the only one, either. Frankly, the world has bigger problems than one vigilante that went legit. You can write your own meal ticket - you took care of Armstrong when I was fully ready to personally execute him."A blink. Then two. "You?""Jack... you know, better than anyone, not to judge someone based on their appearance." Another exhale of smoke. "You barely scratched the surface of the programs that existed, and there were more programs that benefitted from super soldiers than Fox-Hound. But no, none of that matters. You know why?""I expect you'll tell me."
>>87495614The politician gave a crooked grin. "The truth: We are fucked. I am not saying that lightly. The economy's fucked. The environment's fucked. The system's fucked. No one can stop flailing around uselessly at one another. A global war wouldn't stop it.""What..?"An arm swept out across the still-burning wreckage strewn over the battlefield. "Behold, the future of humanity! Nothing but blood and metal... dust and scrap. I have spent my entire time in office struggling against this, and nothing I can do within the system can reform it fast enough to save humanity. It's poisoned itself, and it collectively decided the solution was more poison!" And to highlight that very point, Valentine took another drag of his cigarette, before dropping the cherry on the ground and crushing it with its heel."Again... if we're doomed, what is the point?" Raiden asked, finally taking his hand away from his sheath, crossing his arms. "Why continue with the farce that nothing is wrong?""You want to see eight billion people panic in the streets?" came the retort. "Would you deny a dying man, his body riddled with cancer and his veins filled with plastics, the right to enjoy his last days? No, there's no need to tell the public. Those that understood would panic those that didn't, it wouldn't be pretty, and it wouldn't make enough of a difference anyway. There are precisely two days forward.""And those are?""Either someone conquers the world and puts it under an iron fist, hoping enough resources exist to fix the problems and get humanity off this rock... or someone goes back to prevent it from happening in the first place.""Time travel?""Precisely. The only way the world could get off its reckless course, without humanity as a whole choosing to excise the infection of greed, to stop polluting and exploiting the environment... to have a massive die-off... is time travel. Anything else simply prolongs the inevitable."
>>87495336>Actually, does Supersidia have anything to repel the spread of Necrium and Viralborgia other than agents who can manipualte energy? The comic seemed pretty sparse about that stuff but I was just wondering if they have specific spells/machines/whatever that can close off portals from their invasion or innoculate people from them or whatever.Near as we can tell? Not really - all attempts at closing off or purifying Necrium rely upon using Fluxium. It's heavily implied that if it weren't for the presence of Fluxium as a natural counter and anathema to Necrium, Viralborgia would have already won a long time ago.The comic DOES mention that the Great Guardians of the Omnetheon can recreate entities who existed long ago and change their fundamental natures so that they can literally consume Necrium entities wholesale, but those entities were/are still Positively and Neutrally aligned and the Great Huardians themselves are Positively aligned, on top of being able to do whatever the fuck they want.
>>87495619"Is that even possible?" Raiden asked, disbelieving.The president shrugged, folding his hands behind his back, turning away to look at the battlefield once more. Looking at Armstrong's corpse for just a moment, then shaking his head. "With our current technology? No."Angry and more than a little bit distraught, the cyborg exclaimed, "Then what was all of that about?!""The world's fucked. Make your peace, Jack. But I'm going to be doing my level best to unfuck it and, just maybe, make time travel happen. There are certain notes - allegedly, a Samuel Beckett did it. Except there are no records of anyone by that name, nor the organization he worked for existing. So there might be a path.""What if there's not? What then?"The president turned around, pointing at Raiden. "I'm going to take that eventuality into account. Because, as I said, there are two paths forward. And I'm going to take them both.""You mean..."A solemn nod. "Let me paint you a picture. Tomorrow, at eleven AM Eastern time, the United States will enter a state of martial law. Our investigation will kick over stones across the globe. Those who are not with us are with the terrorists. Favors will be traded. Technologies that the world at large has not seen. By the end of my term there will be a framework in place, and within six months an election for a global president. I will win, of course."Disgusted, Raiden shook his head. "Of course."Continuing undaunted, Valentine stated, "That gives me the opportunity to start making the world a better place. We've got the technology, but not aimed in the right direction. Nanites to clean microplastics and pollution. Genome editing to fix birth defects. The tools to allow people to connect across the world. Clean energy production. But the price is a firm guiding hand."
>>87495629"It's a quick trip from there to being a despot, you know. You'd practically be there already."A humorless smile crossed the President's face. "I know. Would you believe... I never got into this wanting power? The pursuit of power only came when I realized that others abuse it, and with it I could make things better for those I knew. Then I realized the scope of suffering in the universe, and sought to ease it. Now? I'll take power long enough to fix things... and then surrender it. Remove the mechanisms that allowed it at all. No despots, no world emperors. Just... retire.""And carve yourself a convenient legacy in history," came the retort. "I should cut you down where you stand."Valentine snapped, "I don't give a wooden nickel about my legacy! You look at the world, you see black and white, and I've confirmed where I am in your eyes! I look at the world..." His voice calmed, grew solemn. "I see a sick, sick world. And I want to save it. Even if I have to save it from itself. And when the time comes to go back to undo it... there's only one person I can trust. If you want something done right... well."The sound of an unsheathing sword was the answer. "You're more deluded than Armstrong. What IS it with you politicians?""Jack, you poor soul," the President said softly. "When you look at me, what do you see?"A lunatic and a dead man," came a snarled answer.From thin air, he plucked a weapon - it initially looked like some sort of handheld revolver, but in a fraction of a second it shifted in Valentine's hand, no longer even a firearm but... a high frequency blade, one that looked identical to Raiden's were it matte black instead of crimson. "No, Jack. I am quite possibly the only sane man in a world hellbent on suicide. And I will drag it, kicking and screaming, into a better tomorrow."
>>87495600>>87495605>>87495611>>87495614>>87495619>>87495629>>87495634At least Shard has the decency to number the parts of his writefagging. Which is nice, because it helps one determine if it's worth posting something at that time, or otherwise, how long one should wait. Though I suppose there's a reason you were never as popular as Shard. Too bad you never thought to remedy it.
>>87495641It's done. Usually mine aren't so long, but that's just the way that goes. Boy, I sure am lucky this isn't a popularity contest! I'd hate to lose your vote for School President!
>>87495620See >>87493350 . Jumps have a standard format for a reason. If we accept the Terra Hypnagogica jump with those issues, we'll have to accept supermarket jumps.
>>87495634>"What IS it with you politicians?">"Jack, no one sane enters politics. What kind of sane person would want to put up with corrupt assholes and stubborn morons every day?"
>>87495665...That line is much superior and I wish I'd thought of it. Bravo.
>>87495583He's an alien cultivator monster in this timeline, for all we know he never actually met Hinata let alone form any particular opinion about her. And the Hinata of this timeline is probably terrified of him.
>>87495647>Boy, I sure am lucky this isn't a popularity contest! I'd hate to lose your vote for School President!What a massive cope.
>87495641>87495650Fuck off, Timmy.
>>87495608They disappear into the uncaring void, as meaningless and fleetingly amusing as every other human emotion.>>87495583Like >>87495678 said he never had any feelings for Hinata in this timeline and even he realises it's far too late to do that because the Hinata of this timeline is just another alien cultivator with no particular attachment to him or him to her, who has left to another star system anyway.>>87495665I want to believe a disproportionate amount of politicians in the SBR universe are also Stand users, similar to how the Italian mafia in the original series one had a disproportionate amount of Stand Users. I mean Valentine already has Stand-using henchmen working for hi, cutthroat politicians would probably want to hire some of their own or awaken their own Stands in the middle of a particularly desperate campaign.
>>87495737Why didn't you reply to >>87495620 ? Someone went out of their way to spoonfeed you lore, and you just ignored them.
>>87495336>>87495620The Supersidia and those connected to them such as the Great Houses admittedly DO possess stuff capable of using energy more directly to harm foes, such as pic related. But everything they do in the war against Viralborgia relies upon manipulating Fluxium and Neutral energy as a weapon.
>>87495748Something weird is up with my wifi's connection with 4chan where some posts aren't linking to me properly. >>87495620Appreciate the explanation, though. >recreate entities>Great GuardiansOh cool, so it's like the Guardians of Oa. Also good lord, pic reminds me of the Nasaghasts but is far, far worse.
>>87495678>And the Hinata of this timeline is probably terrified of him.>Implying it's not the oppositehttps://youtu.be/iCwCC0jAnH8
>>87495766>Oh cool, so it's like the Guardians of Oa.Kinda, I guess? The Great Guardians don't seem to possess bodies of any kind, and are more nebulous "greater Gods" than anything else. They can create manifestations of themselves in the form of Sacred Beasts or make someone/something INTO a manifestation of themselves by turning them into a Sacred Beast after they die or if they become a type of Sacred/Dimensional/Grand Beast because of high levels of energetic mutation, but they themselves don't seem to possess observable forms on Oneirogea. Becoming a Sacred Beast mostly seems to be a Piquol-Sorcerer thing as well.
>>87495766>Guardians of OaReminder that they are guilty of multiple acts of genocide, deliberately lying to their own servants, attempting to destroy their own servants free will, and countless other crimes against life. They are some of the worst cosmic villains in DC and deserved their extermination.
>>87495820>Atrocitus judging literally anyone else for their crimes against lifeLmao.
>>87494177Pretty solid conparison, but he actually fucks his wives unlike Issei. Like Mio Naruse is his primary waifu and she's discount Rias Gremory.
>>87495827Actually yeah, his one line he never crosses outside of that GLTAS adaptation is that he doesn't kill people who aren't in some way guilty of killing people. He hunts down people who commit crimes against life very, very vigorously.
>>87495803>don't seem to possess bodies of any kind, and are more nebulous "greater Gods" than anything else. They can create manifestations of themselves in the form of Sacred Beasts or make someone/something INTO a manifestation of themselves by turning them into a Sacred Beast after they die or if they become a type of Sacred/Dimensional/Grand Beast because of high levels of energetic mutation, but they themselves don't seem to possess observable forms on Oneirogea.Probably an obvious take at this point but that does seem to be pretty good circumstantial evidence for the idea that Viralborgia is an actual thing and not just a mutated cult's fever dream. That just happens to be winning so hard it's never actually needed to resort to an avatar.>>87495820It is pretty funny how DC keeps trying to kill them off and replace them with new ones while going "These ones will be better this time, honest">>87495827Atrocitus' contribution to Wrath of the First Lantern was kind of sad desu, almost a Kotal Kahn moment. He spent most of it seething against himself and his own Corps because Vulthoom mindfucked him out of being constructively angry, and then Sinestro beat him to the punch and killed all the Guardians by himself and only gave him one as a pity-revenge punching bag. And even then, Sinestro decided to go easy and keep 2 Guardians alive. Admittedly the two designated nice to Green Lantern-ones, but still. Seriously I still don't understand Hal's position about the Guardians, he seems to agree they're utterly irredeemable in that clash with him but also stuck in that WE GOTTA HAVE AUTHORITY FIGURES TO OBEY, WE JUST GOTTA BECAUSE WE'RE SUPERHEROES mentality a lot of DC heroes seem to suffer from.Maybe he's still traumatised from going rogue in Zero Hour.
>>87495845His problem is that he leads a corps where most people have become blinded by their rage instead of using it constructively, so it's easy to lump him in with all the other monsters who are just lashing out and have forgotten context in favor of easy targets.
>>87495853>He spent most of it seething against himself and his own Corps because Vulthoom mindfucked him out of being constructively angryThat wasn't what happened at all. Volthoom offered him the chance of undo the massacre of Sector 666. Atrocitus didn't take it because for a moment he thought the alternative, where he became a brutal tyrant who ended up murdered by his own kin, was too horrible. Then he immediately regretted his choice and decided he was guilty and deserved punishment for not having the stomach to accept his own fate in exchange for preventing the massacre. There was no real mindfucking in the end, just a very thorough examination of Atrocitus' own personality flaws and what happens when his ideals clash against them.
>>87495853>WE GOTTA HAVE AUTHORITY FIGURES TO OBEY, WE JUST GOTTA BECAUSE WE'RE SUPERHEROESwutHow do you get that from>I don't want you to commit mass murder when I believe there's a viable alternative because I know you're a better person than that
>>87495853You could argue that all Viralborgians, and possibly Necrium entities as a whole, are its avatars in a way. Especially given the pseudo-hivemind and Viralborgians claiming to speak on its behalf. Given the whole "Viralborgia = God" thing, you can also argue that the idea of God 'living' inside its adherents can also apply here.
>>87495879In fairness, Hal's character in regards to the Guardians has a tendency to fucking flipflop on a dime depending on who is writing him. Sometimes he's reasonable and simply trying to make them choose sane alternatives over simply glassing everything, but other times the way he acts makes you wonder WHY he's tolerating the Guardians acting like pieces of shit, sometimes straight to his face even.
>>87495879Shard hates DC as his replacement for Supernatural now that it's over.
>>87494195How good is the perk exactly?
>>87495905That's true and the Rise of the Third Army event did make probably the best case for the mass murder of the Guardians, but that was utterly misrepresenting his actual motivations behind stopping Sinestro from straight up killing all the Guardians in return; namely that Hal didn't want Sinestro crossing the line into mass murder because he still believed his mentor and former friend was better than that. There's a lot of good ways to argue against Hal's position, like pointing out that this is far from the first time Sinestro sanctioned mass killings for his goals even if the New 52 cosmology made tracking Lantern history really difficult, but that wasn't it.
>>87495831Funny that someone could be even more useless than Rias.
>>87495879I suppose that's the impression one gets when Justice Lords and Injustice Superman and so on are consistently portrayed as bad guys for replacing elected politicians with their own autocracy, while in the real world that would probably be the moral thing to do.
>>87495879Yeah, that's the thing.After everything the Guardians did at that point before they were killed by Sinestro? I don't really agree with Hal there was. How many times do villains get a second wind while imprisoned without being literally the guys who designed the heroes' powers, gave them their orders, and orchestrated crimes on a scale dwarfing some gods? How do you reasonably imprison someone who built the primary plot device technology you rely on? Hal has killed for less. He killed KRONA himself.>They could ask New Genesis for helpHA. Good one.>>87495869I just counted the psychiatric strain of what he underwent as a form of mindfuck because he was REALLY broken as a result, desu.
>>87492796The scenario seems pretty retarded considering that it forces you to go powerloss just to get something that you can grab in-setting.
>>87495954>that entire imageGood to know Clark and Lois are just as kinky and degenerate as the porn makes them out to be.>After everything the Guardians did at that point before they were killed by Sinestro? I don't really agree with Hal there was. How many times do villains get a second wind while imprisoned without being literally the guys who designed the heroes' powers, gave them their orders, and orchestrated crimes on a scale dwarfing some gods?It's kind of hilarious how much bullshit the Guardians have managed to get away with just by hiding behind a thin veneer of being "the good faction" amongst the Lanterns.
>>87495954>I just counted the psychiatric strain of what he underwent as a form of mindfuck because he was REALLY broken as a result, desu.I really don't think you need to call it psychic strain when showing a genocide survivor that they could undo the genocide at a price they were unwilling to pay is a perfectly valid reason for Atrocitus' guilt at rejecting it. You have a character whose entire personality is built around surviving possibly the worst thing they could ever go through, witnessing their own loving family murdered in front of them, and then you offer them the choice of undoing it at the cost of having said family betray and murder them in the future? That alone would probably justify someone having a complete near-suicidal meltdown let alone Atrocitus rejecting it, instantly regretting doing so, and realising his own beliefs means he's partially guilty for said genocide and deserves punishment for it. Volthoom basically found his big button and hit it as hard as any cosmic entity possibly could.
>>87495737Where's Elodie to play cosmic wingman?
>>87495954Lois is an abusive wife?
>>87495989Shard is a chink, he doesn't understand guilt, being responsible, or caring when everyone else in your city is eaten during a siege.
>>87495995So long as it's consensual BDSM and they use safe words (for Lois' sake, not Clark's), it's okay.
>>87495945The weirdest part of the "heroes shouldn't be in charge, ever" thing DC hems and haws on is that CERTAIN POPULAR/PUSHED CHARACTERS get excused it for the sake of synergy/pushing this one guy as a Cool Dude to sell comics. Lobo is the best example of "this man should in no way shape or form be Batman, Black Canary and Supergirl's friend but somehow is" but Black Adam gets some of that in a recent push. Previously Adam had been kinds sympathetic, capable of cooperation with the Justice League in certain circumstances and even a genuine friend with Sinestro but out of the fucking blue, RIGHT AFTER A FIGHT WITH HIM, about a year back Superman randomly offered him Justice League membership because he had a really, really good feeling about him despite everything being canon at that point. Solely because of The Rock's movie.Also don't get me started on Talia being the nastiest, most evil piece of shit in the Morrison run and subsequent writers still treating her as a vaguely sympathetic love interest/honourable warrior later on after literally dateraping him to make Damian and (at the time, before it was belatedly retconned) apparently orchestrating the brutal murder of a 10 year oldShe does go on to kill another one of her sons, The Heretic, later on though. Like holy shit Talia is legitimately worse than Morathi.>>87495989Eh, fair enough. I just really find it sad he got so sidelined in terms of getting very justified revenge on the Guardians as a result.>>87495991Herding the Otsutsuki migration towards nonsentient planets. She knows the consequences for messing with me during a Nyarlathotep crisis.>>87495988>>87495995Clark went to Warworld and got enslaved by Mongul (the male one. Who isn't gay. Probably) and depowered and had to help other gladiators survive by being a sexy manly hunk. Evidently he brought back the cape and chains he wore there and has been, uh, experimenting with Lois.
>>87496008>Like holy shit Talia is legitimately worse than Morathi.That's possible?
>>87495989I really feel really bad for Atrocitus every time I remember what made him that way, but actually fixing it would change somewhere in the realm of billions of years of DC history and I don't know if I'm brave enough to try butterflying on that scale (see Flashpoint).
>>87496023I would say she's solidly Almalexia-tier despite not actually murdering Bruce just because of what a shit she is.
>>87496025Couldn't you just take him, resurrect his people, then place all of them inside an isolated universe so it doesn't alter the history of DC too badly? Just bruteforcing things could fuck up reality badly, but there should be no problems with this.
>>87492750The Dungeon Fantasy jump is like that, deliberately balanced so mages can do impressive feats and charge up a light artillery fireball, but slightly superhuman knights and rogues can still fuck their shit up. It's a GURPS setting, strips away non-dungeoneering elements - though it does now have a few pretty good settings anyway, in Nordlond, Cold Shard Mountains, and Caverntown.
>>87496075Additional problem: Atrocitus would straight up die if you removed the source of his anger after he wore a Red Lantern Ring. It's a very unfortunate part of the Corps. Your heart dies when you put the ring on, and the ring replaces it. You lose your ability to feel utterly intense rage, and you die. It nearly happened to Ratchet, but he got shot before the ring could abandon him. It's another downside to letting anger rule your life.
>>87496103Wouldn't it just not be a problem if you pulled an Angry mango and put a mud heart in him?
>>87496142I have no idea what an angry mango or a mud heart is.
>>87496147 (me)Beyond the literal meaning of those words, that is.
>>87496142nta, but that feels like the way you end up corrupting the whole corps because it flows backward into the lantern and central power battery. I guess if you want a mud-powered version of a corrupted power ring similar to the dark multiverse bat-lantern that's fine, just know that also makes your constructs weak to Raven's powers if it's close enough in nature to said bat-lantern.
>>87496147Yes saying you could use Angra Mainyu from Fate and use Black Grail mud as a substitute for his heart. But that's still placing a mass of literal festering curses in the place of an actual functioning organ, and might just drive Atrocitus (and his corps) completely bonkers.
>>87496008>Like holy shit Talia is legitimately worse than Morathi.That's not very hard to do, Morathi is best girl.
>>87496008>She knows the consequences for messing with me during a Nyarlathotep crisis.I assume because of something in Fate you haven't posted yet?
>>87496163>dark multiverse bat-lanternSegue but there was actually a Dark Multiverse Batrocitus. He appeared for a couple panels total. Oddly despite Batman being a magnet for what if-style alternate origins and having a strongly vengeance-themed backstory that remains the only Red Lantern-based Batman I can think of. For some reason he seems to attract Green Lantern rings, when logically he should really be earning Yellow (when adult) or Red (when young). DC seems really keen on saying that Bats has a ginormous willpower and it's too much willpower to even use a Yellow Lantern ring yet he's totally too cool and/or unhinged for a Green Lantern ring in the main continuity (don't expect him to show these traits normally).
>someone mentioned a dragonlance jump at one point>didn't know we had it, enjoyed the books as a kid>go to read it>so caught up in being D&D it doesn't actually offer anything goodwell, that's a shame.
>>87496262It doesn't even let you be the dragon.
>>87496262The best part of the jump is the custom magic item item. There's nothing quite like having a ring of infinite CL20 Magic Missiles.
So, with JoJo part 3+, can I buy a copy of a canon Stand, like King Crimson in part 5?
Really weird Symphogear question that has nothing to do with lesbians.I know it can send telepathic phones across the planet for some fucking reasons, but do you think Symphogear Alchemy can be used to send untraceable emails? This is, for the dumbest fucking reasons, extremely important to events in my chain.
>>87496395From what I learned alchemy is pretty much does whatever the plot wants it to do. So probably yes.
>>87495368Too much bad japanese medias.
>>87496395For as far as most folks are concerned, it should be able to since it's legitimately on the other side of the local masquerade. Like, actually being used by the setting's literal Illuminati and something most governments aren't taking seriously because whatever intelligence agencies they have don't seem to have their own occult/esoterica ops.From what I remember, despite being in Japan SONG is a UN operation, or at least affiliated closely enough with them that they get caught in the bureaucracy every now and then.
>>87494195It's funny because he is supposed to be a banished guy from the hero clan.
>>87496264That was also an odd choice but I was willing to chalk it down to early jumpchain bullshit, plus it let any dragon companions stay as dragons if you wanted to ride them.>>87496279Didn't even realize that was there, does that mean you can cast Magic Missile at-will at a CL of 20?
>>87496415Well, I'll take it then. With that out of the way, Fine is now set to become an ultimate alchemical shitposter. No, it's not what you think. Events in my chain made it so that Kirika never stabbed Shirabe with her soul-killing scythe, so Fine is still alive and well inside of Shirabe's body without Shirabe knowing that she's there. Fine, having learned from Hibiki, doesn't want to take over Shirabe's body...but still wants to help out the Geahs a bit. So clearly the only logical thing is to use alchemy to send S.O.N.G. emails, status updates, help, and shitpost on the internet by making everyone think that Fine somehow uploaded herself into the internet rather than reincarnate in another person. Since she "can't" act in the real world she'll rely on Elfnein to help modify and upgrade Symphogears, while also acting as a mentor and mother figure for the Geahs. Who happens to "live on the internet".The big question is when should I do the big climactic reveal that Fine was actually Shirabe the whole time? I want to wait at least a couple seasons before doing so...
>>87496419I find this more of a thing in western media. Comics like to pull this a lot, that said I'm not too much into JRPGs and I imagine it's more of a thing in those games.
>>87496447Not just the Illuminati.The BAVARIAN Illuminati!
>>87495958It's a scenario to get the greatest power in JoJo, disregarding whatever bullshit was going on with the Spin and WoU's "logic" stuff. If you just go and jab yourself with the arrow you couldn't choose what it did and that's assuming it would actually let you use Requiem and not just have your stand go berserk like it did for Polnareff.
>>87496449Because he was soo powerful (at age seven) that he was considered a danger to the whole hero village. Can't forget to give a tragic backstory that wanks the MC even harder.
>>87496524He also killed a bunch of people. Accidentally but still.
>>87496499Or just reject or kills you.
>>87496568Or literally just pass through your Stand because fuck you.
>>87496572I thought it was because KC stopped being err, tangible enough?
>>87496577Anon, KC was actively trying to grab the arrow. It just went right fucking through his hand and he couldn't touch it.
>>87496600Because the arrow doesn't let gays touch it
>>87496499It is still a scenario for something that it's as simple as finding Polnareff in Rome and taking the arrow, and that railroads you into the story for which the arrow finding was incidental. The whole thing was about Diavolo wanting to use the gang to erase his pasts, and they along with another group rebelling against him for different reasons.Heck, nobody but Polnareff knows about Requiem stands, so if Trish dies and Diavolo stops his search, he isn't even coming for the arrow. So the overall railroading is even more pointless.Also, the only thing the scenario details is that your stand won't go berserk, not that you design your new power up (beyond what you as a writer would usually).
Is Palaptine a coward if he faced a superior opponent that he never beat in any way? Like since he used the dark side, and how the Jedi would say that the Sith are cowards if they face an opponent they can never hope to beat, would Palpatine leave a jumper alone if he knew that they can blow up the galaxy with a thought and is immune to his powers and trickery in fear?
>>87496467>Didn't even realize that was there, does that mean you can cast Magic Missile at-will at a CL of 20?Eh, kinda. A ring with the "Spell like effect – 1st level spell, at will" option from the custom magic item section will be casting said spell as a 12th level caster at the minimum, since you need CL12 to be able to take Forge RingActually making such a ring is rather expensive though, and being able to fit two such effects on a ring would definitely require a wizard that has more than the absolute bare minimum level, Going for it being enchanted at CL20 is probably a bit much, but magic missile doesn't really improve past 9th level anyways
>>87496499I like to imagine that the spin and GER work on a rock paper scissor logic, where GER beat Tusk, Tusk beats Soft and Wet Go Beyond, and Soft and Wet beats GER.Also, I think it was stated by Araki that the Hand could potentially beat GER if the stand user was smart since he mention that the Hand’s ability has no limit but is severally limited because the stand user is an idiot
>>87496624For all we know, Requiem could be a temporary powerup. If you get it that way, you have no guarantee it'll last.
>>87496600Anon....KC stopped being tangible enough to grab the arrow because Bucciarati decided to start destroying the "sun" behind him to kill Chariot Requiem.>>87496624I kind of agree with the rairoading, but keep in mind, the arrow could reject or kill you, the scenario make sure that neither will happen.I always thought the reason why SC became berserk was because Polnareff was too tired of this shit, and didn't the will nor the wish to become a "Kings of King".
>>87496645Another good option for that is to get a ring that can cast Unseen Servant and Floating Disk at will. Having both is absolutely amazing for being a loot goblin, since you can have your unseen servants load literally everything you come across onto your Floating Disks for later.
>>87496645>Spell like effect – 1st level spell, at willSuch thing exist?God imagine, 10st level spell, at will.
>>87494512The "gods" in that settings are an fucking joke. Like city bock level.
>>87496670Well Giorno did put the arrow in Coco jumbonareff at the end so at the least he could remove the arrow.
>>87496698Plus he was a turtle.
>>87496670Yeah, the arrow drops after GER, but you can reequip it.>>87496698We have plenty of ways around doing dangerous things. Not really said that it could kill you outright by 'rejecting you', just that your stand may go haywire. Plus I also think that while it tries to 'open' itself, also railroads you hard into coming into with Diavolo and having to confront Silver Chariot Requiem. Like, Polnareff would not help a La Squadra member, he only goes for Bruccerati group because he seems them as fundamentaly good. And the moment that Trish dies, Diavolo is not going to be chasing anyone (except maybe La Squadra, but we don't know if he would risk himself if his identity is not compromised and he can keep sending hitmen). And if you do a surprise attack on Polnareff, then there is no SC Requirem. Overall it reads like being forced into a lazy repeat of Part 5 (but with your OC/SI) instead of even being an interesting scenario. Even if I think it's overall goal and most important reward are something that shouldn't require it on virtue on being just there in Rome.
>>87496772>a god who can't destroy infinite multiversesHow pathetic.
>>87496800I kinda understand your complaints but you have to keep in mind that I, as the jumpmaker, had to find a way to include the option to get this and this seemed like mostly the least ridiculous way to do so. Theoretically almost anything in a jump could be gotten without purchasing it from the document or going through the prerequisite hoops, that doesn't mean it's worthless in the document.
>>87493031They yell at each other for a bit before they both walk away to cool off because they can at least act fucking civilised and well adjusted, not psychopath murderhobos
I heckin love being NTR'd.
>>87496839A stand that only has one peer in your country (and probably only a couple extra in the setting at the time of the jump) costs 400 CP, not even half of your original budget. Defying Fate or having a golden one (plot armor) is also 300 CP. Honestly, I fail to see how it was that hard for you, as a Jumpmaker, to not fit it in a purchase like the other arrow. I mean, when you asked for validation about the whole thing, your only answer was 'it is Fate, there is no other way', and then proceeded to make a 300 CP purchase to ignore it. If you were so set on making it a scenario, at least it could be something that wasn't just a retelling of Part 5 with (You) as Giorno.
>>87496640He'd probably still try to manipulate you into his service somehow.
>>87496879>If you were so set on making it a scenario, at least it could be something that wasn't just a retelling of Part 5 with (You) as Giorno.I really don't see what other options there are besides "The quest to kick Polnareff's ass and steal the arrow from him" which isn't much of a scenario. I was just trying to fit it in with the theming of part 5.
>>87495136>>87495150>>87495164>>87495169>>87495197>>87495203>Not using the power of Outer Gods to destroy Outer Gods
>>87496914Really makes you think about how pointless making a scenario for taking the arrow is.
>>87496937Then don't use it.
>>87496942Why do you get so upset if someone criticizes what you admit that is a poor and lazy job?
Tell me about your relationships with your Pokemon.
>>87496969Make better jumps.
>>87496956You've basically been poking me over and over again. I get that you have your disagreements with it, but at this point it feels like you're purposefully trying to agitate me.
>>87496989Lmao. I don't make jumps. But neither do you.
>>87496499Speaking of Wonder of U, what would happen if some idiot have that power, like okuyasu? Would he tried to use that stand to teleport to people that want to hurt him and beat them up with his fists instead of using that stand calamity power to merk his enemies?
>>87496806Dude. City block level. If the god in question has less destructive Output tan a few rockets together then the title God seems a little bit too much.
>>87496999I haven't read part 8 so I'm not exactly sure of the details beyond watching a few videos about Wonder of U. It seemed to me like it kinda had a will of its own so I'm not sure how badly Okuyasu could screw it up.
>>87497010Besides the potential next Jojo part, are you working on anything else?
Does anyone have the image of a stick guy reviewing every harem anime and wanking off Shinmai?
>>87496992>PokingIt's seeing someone disagreeing with you something that agitates you? I have said that the scenario isn't justified for what it offers, since it could be just a regular purchase like the other strong things in offer, and that mechanics and story of the scenario itself are not really well-thought nor interesting. You haven't really said nothing beyond 'I can't think of anything else' and 'I can only do it this way'.
>>87496651>it was stated by Araki that the Hand could potentially beat GER>Turns erasure to ZeroWhat is the logic?
>>87496988Upcoming adventure kino. I might actually make a jump for it. Basically the protagonists parents are killed by an dragon, which makes her go on an adventure. Eventually she finds 3 other companions (all playable) and they go on an grand adventure to kill the dragon. Of course, if you want to, you can corrupt them and make them go crazy for cock.
>>87497043Hey, kid, just because you want something, doesn't always mean you'll get it. Sometimes-heck, usually-throwing a temper tantrum won't give you what yku want. That's life. You just have to learn to accept that.
>>87497045Presumely The Hand supercedes GER in some way.
>>87496765I'm pretty sure genies exist that can cast wish at will, so anything's possible.
>>87497069Anon, you will have to accept that people are not always going to be praising you for everything and that others will disagree with you and call you on when you fuck up.
>>87497016Might make my own version of AtLA, depends on how much I feel like rewatching it.>>87497043Well look, you've had your say and I've had mine. We have no reason bare ill will towards each other but this conversation isn't going anywhere, so have a nice day.>>87497045I think he's more going off something some guy in a video speculated about. Araki did technically say it had "No limits" in terms of its potential but I think the guy making the video was a vsbattles type.
>>87497121You likewise will have to accept that, sometimes, when you're the only one that has a complaint, it's actually a personal problem instead of a fault in whatever you're criticizing.
>>87497137Most people won't care about the jump beyond taking a stand, if at all. Most jumps don't get much discussion or follow up, so you defending yourself doesn't really say much. And you also had other complains, like adding the stone mask for no reason beyond filling up items. >>87497135Well, as long as you accept that you did a poor job, I guess I can't fix your laziness. Just be disappointed.
Tell me about your most recent OC companion you made. Both first build and general info.
>>87493354[JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Golden Wind, jump #60ish]Drawbacks: Plane to Italy, Rolling Stone, It's An Enemy Stang! (1500)Stand: (IT'S THE SAME KIND OF STAND AS) King Crimson (1100)The Taste of a Liar (Free)Sexy Lady (Free)Golden Heart (900)Crimson King (600)Picture of DIO (Free)Six Shooter (Free)Laptop (Free)Coco Jumbo (300)The Crew (0)>"To my dearest, and only, brother">"If you are reading this I, DIO, have tragically died, whether through violence or because of you and my sisters hoarding IMMORTALITY YOU LITTLE SHITS. I hope you choke on every moment you spent carefree in Egypt while I was shuffling around with a bent back and a walking stick. Regardless, as we are family and despite your many AWFUL pranks you have never actually killed me OR trapped me in some kind of eternal torture cycle I can only assume that on some level the bonds of family hold true, and I have one final request to make. Please look after my one and only son, Haruno Shiobana. And before you ask: No, those other degenerated little bastards do NOT count as my sons. As payment, have this vintage photo of my gloriously youthful, shirtless torso. Signed: DIO (formerly Dio)">"PS I pulled some strings and sic'd the most powerful Stand I know of in the future on you, gg lol lmao">"PSS I know what you're thinking. HOW did I know about the existence of this Stand in the past? And how did I pull those strings? Why, the same way I invented a potential way to reach Heaven brother! I AM VERY SMART""Hey uh, boss...that Stand you told us to look out for?" asked one of my hitwomen as I threw the letter in the trash."Uh-huh""It's following us. Menacingly""Huh. Persistent""You want we should do something about it?" asked another, hefting her Stand menacingly."Nah, I got this. BAD MONDAY HEART ATTACK OVER HEAVEN" I yelled.The stone rolled the fuck away into wherever things sent by BAD MONDAY (which was the same type of Stand as The Hand) go.1/3
>>87497179To honour my late brother's last request I went on a trip to Italy; I'd actually kept tabs on my brother by my own networks and so Jotaro was already away of DIO's son. In fact, as a latent counter-revenge plan against DIO that never went anywhere I actually stepped in and used WONDER OF U OVER HEAVEN to make a certain stepfather back off, hang out with him on the weekends and generally let him know he could count on his Uncle Brando. He still saved that one gangster and wanted to grow up to be a gang-star, but the point is he was expecting me at the airport."Hey kid, you doing alright?""Yeah, you know-just wondering how I can get my foot in the door with organised crime""Oh, that it? Okay, hang on" I said, taking out TESTAMENT OVER HEAVEN (which was the same kind of Stand as Heaven's Door), "You're a well-respected friendly neighbourhood mafia man now. Good luck, kid""Thanks, uncle Brando!"I waited for Giorno to ask me why I didn't use my Stand to just write "there is no crime, and never will be" but like everyone in this world who knew about Heaven's Door he didn't. I wondered why. Maybe that was it's secondary power, to never interfere with the plot more than necessary.Anyway, Giorno completely bypassed Polpo as a respected Passione officer. It would take many months before he met Bucciarati and his gang, and when he did he insisted on introducing us""Nice to meet you, Mr. Brando" said Bucciarati seriously. "Giorno says you can be trusted so I'm letting you in on something big. We're planning to take down the boss of Passione""Really? Man, I bet that guy will be really useful" I said, pointing at Fugo. "I mean, his Stand is utterly broken for killing people, he must be an incredibly accomplished and respected member of this team right?"Everyone stared at me awkwardly."Right?" I said again."Those are. Certainly words" said Giorno carefully.2/3
>>87497189Fugo looked very thoughtful as I bought drinks for everyone, and left. Because I was not, technically, a Passione member I wasn't there when most of this happened because of Fugo getting a much-needed self esteem boost: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMkY2mPkz9g&t=1sI WAS, however, there when Polnaroff PM'd me to report he was under attack."Hey, reckon this might have had something to do with those assassins who jumped you a couple years ago?" I asked. "Yes, it's those Passione men! I just know it!" said Polnaroff "If it wasn't for you and your arsenal of Stands I'd still be crippled!"Someone skipped through time."POLNAROFF! No one escapes the wrath of PASSIONE!" screamed Diavolo."Hey look, we have the same kind of Stands. Neat" I said, skipping time next to him."WHAT NO HOW WHAT EVEN IS THIS" he screamed at me, as we returned to normal time. "Hey. Hey, wanna see a magic trick?" I said, pulling out a LOT of beetle-inscribed Stand arrows I'd harvested from that meteorite all those years ago."...there's more than one of them?" he asked weakly."Polnaroff...can...control...his Requiem Stand...and so...can I..." I wrote, then skipped time to stab Polnaroff and my Stands. "I'm sorry, what?""I. I...have to go water my dog" said Diavolo, vanishing from the arena.Right next to Giorno's gang. At the exact same moment, my own Stand turtle happened to amble over, AS IF GUIDED BY FATE OR SOMETHING, and my henchwomen popped up and one of them went "Hey, you're the bosses enemy arent'cha!? SHE-WOLF, gut him!"And yeah, that's the story of how Giorno took over Passione and Diavolo was reduced to chunky salsa. Which honestly, was still more merciful than what would've happened to him if Giorno had gotten his Requiem Stand BEFORE fighting him.......at no point did anyone ask me why I didn't just write "Giorno is not the leader of Passione"3/3
>>87497167This conspiracy-theorist shit of baselessly accusing anyone who calls you on your shit of being the jumpmaker makes it hard to take you seriously.
>>87497179>It's An Enemy Stang!
>>87497216>Giorno IS the leader of PassioneI'm tired and I don't know how that typo happened. I guess part of my brain is still thinking of everything else Giorno could possibly be doing with GER other than running the Italian mob, from quantum mechanics research to cleaning the environment>>87497235it could bedamn I bad with typos today
>>87497216Thanks for the build, Shard! I can always count on you to make crazy, comedic shit happen.>>87497235That's just Wheel of Fortune.
>>87497262>cleaning the environmentWith my stand Gold Experience Requiem, I'll take pollution down to zero!
>>87497227Timmy always acts like this if you choose to engage him. It's gaslighting 101.
>>87497068>femprotagoh, gross. Thanks for answering at least.
>>87497087I was saying that as a joke, I thought there would be some limits, lille Level 3 at will.
Man I am rewatching King of the Hill, kinda wish we had a jump for it. It'd be nice to grill and chill with the guys, maybe if I got there early enough I could prevent Luanne from going full retard.
>>87497227It's marginally more reasonable than being a retard who jumps into a discussion to just fart and leave.
>>87496800I do agree, but we are talking about an artefact of power that can potentially make you the ruler of the world and more. Polnareff outright say so. The implications being that GER, one of the strongest thing in media, isn't even the limit of what it could have been if Giorno wanted something else other than powning Diavolo.You gotta put some sort of limitation and insurance that won't blow up to your face.>(but with your OC/SI)7SU but Vento Aureo makes me wet.>>87497189It's the Bucci Gang, you pleb.
>>87497364Reddit has one, chief. It's not that bad, has the essentials like being a handyman or grilling good. My only real complaint is the assistant manager companion (Hank Hill expy) only comes in male variety and I don't take male companions.
>Steals your stand buy makes it betterHeh, nothing personal.
>>87496645I been trying to figure out what to do for that myself since last night. The type of magic me and my companions use is way outside of norms but having a new magic item is always nice.
Honestly I dont see the appeal of stands.
>>87497500It appeals to me in that I can just stand back with my arms crossed while my enemy gets beat up.But yes some of them are very silly and plenty look pretty dumb.
>>87497500they can beat up your enemies while you pose
>>87497500If you can't understand the appeal of having an invisible muscular man who hangs around you and punches things on your behalf, I just don't know what to tell you.
>>87497511Do you also like Gilgamesh?
>>87497515>an invisible muscular manNot a Jojo guy but are there any female Stands that look alright?
>>87497500They have cool powers and they're ghosts that punch shit for you. King Crimson is the best stand btw, I prefer time stop as a power but time skipping is also very cool and it has my favorite design out of any stand along with a great musical reference.
>>87497540I always liked D4C in terms of stand design the most, though if we're including fan stands I gotta go with Miracles.
>>87497527GoB does look nice visually.And Zero Gil was an alright antagonist. I liked his scenes with Iskander.Come to think of it I need to finish those novels sometime.I've had them for ages now.
>>87497533>are there any female StandsYes.>that look alright?They look like Stands. I'm sure somebody wants to fuck them, but whether they look "alright" is going to be a matter of taste.
>>87497533Most stands kinda look more like robots and very few of them are feminine, as Araki likes to write about men doing man things like posing dramatically while they beat the shit out of each other. I guess Foo Fighters is a stand and she looks pretty good.
>>87497500You are a pleb with a brain destroyed by current shitty animu.
>>87497540Killer Queen's my favorite. Even if he look like a cat-man with a boxer.>>87497578I'm still salty that Stone Free isn't more feminine looking, or more unique looking.
What are some jumps to pick up similar entities to stands? So far all I can think of is s-CRY-ed and Ajin.
>>87497578Isn't she a stand that's wearing a dead woman's corpse like a suit?
>>87497633>Killer Queen's my favorite.That's my second favorite. Used to be my favorite but I think I just really like Epitaph a lot and that tips it over the edge for me.
>>87497651Yes, that's the best you're gonna get.
So, I'm trying to figure out how to work with Red Garland's Stand ability, since there's nothing to it besides that fact that it "ruins souls", although the move it has to represent that in-game inflicts various status effects like berserk, confusion, and fear all at once.Should it be something along the lines of if the target has a "weak soul" (i.e. something like Holly Kujo dying because she can't handle her Stand), then the target just fucking dies due to their soul being punched apart, and the stronger their soul (i.e. Jotaro and DIO), they can no-sell the destruction and just take more damage to their soul/Stand? What kind of limit do I put on something like that beside having to wait a certain amount of time between uses?
>>87497640Some fit more than others:>>CoCo (STANDS STYLES MELODY and MODES)>Body Parasyte (Parasyte)>Wraith (Shadow of Mordor)>Black Blood Weapon Companion (Soul Eater)>Hell Symbiont (Spawn)>Mirror Evil (Fate/Legends Nirvana Yuga)>Ghost Warriors (Dragon Ball Multiverse)>Dark Binding (Hellsing)>Power of Dominance (Castlevania)>Heir to the Castle (Castlevania Chronicles of Sorrow)>The God of High School has summons>Terraria - items
Do you think the Jarl would agree to me building a wall around whiterun, outside of the normal city walls and enclosing much of the farmland to protect from invasion? Sure it wont be able to stop a dragon but it would do a lot to dissuade landbound armies and then I could move to fortify the other holds before my push to kick out the thalmor.
>>87497724As long as it doesnt fuck with trade I believe any ruler would jump at the chance to secure their borders. The thalmor would hate you of course. But they hate everyone.
>>87497684Yeah, King Crimson criss-crossed lines? Awesome. And just like Killer Queen, the face show the personality of it's user perfectly.It's so unfair, the MC's stands started to look bad compared the villain's.
>>87497724It would work for war, but eventually after, it will probably evolves into more districts.Maybe one day we'll even see the great Cloud District?I guess it's for Open World reasons but I'm surprised they aren't more protected, Whiterun is supposed to be the center of Skyrim.
>>87497739nta, but I think it becomes more about needing extra guards to defend the new walls. Bigger walls tends to have your guards spread out more and more chance of people slipping through.
>>87496962The one chain where I started in Pokemon I only had a single Absol. It was left behind at the end of the jump. Left to protect jumper's in jump sister and child.
>>87497739Its just they dont have a ton of guards for the walls that means it could be an issue. Like this anon says >>87497789But then again a good wall still acts as a good deterrant.>>87497782Yeah whiterun just seems too small for its importance.
Where can jumper pick up a nice chateau? I know there are lots of normal houses, but jumper needs something a bit more impressive.
>>87497907Webmage, jumps pretty old but you can get a mansion on a deserted version of hawaii with a built in spirit butler to take care of everything.
>>87497929>deserted version of hawaiiThat by itself is a great buy. I am a real sucker for building a demiplane purchase by purchase.
>>87497907Build it yourself asshole
>>87497907D&D and Pathfinders have spells for that. Althought they are less chateau and more like "really great manor"
>>87493172>Spend whole budget on Ghostly Presence and The Old Gods.>Passively convert all the futa and other abominations into women through setting adjuster perks.Dunno what I'm gonna do beyond that.
"Jumper! This is the third international incident you've caused this week!" -Jumper's WaifuWhat did you do? How do you respond?
>>87497179Wasn't Dio murdered by the dog?
>>87498146“Look, if Brazil didn’t want me to invade, they shouldn’t have called it the Amazon”
>>87497633Anime version got extra boobs compared to manga.
>>87498146>"Jumper! This is the third international incident you've caused this week!" -Jumper's MaidOh come on now, You accidentally kidnap one princess and suddenly all the local nobles take offense. I tried to give her back, but her family started accusing me of doing things to her and tossing her aside. I didn't even know she got sucked into my portal for like a hour and she has had an honor guard to defend her ever since. Her family wont take her back because her honor has been "soiled" and I can't convince them otherwise. They are threatening war.Meanwhile she is just happy to be running around with better food and in a much fancier house.
>>87498146How did you get out of the sex dungeon?
>>87497172(Mushoku Tensei)Origin: MagicianRace: Beast RaceGender: FemalePerks: Fantasy Atractive (100 CP)Delayed Limiter (Free)Home tutor (100 CP)Team Battle (Free)Elemental Magic (100 CP)Silent Casting (200 CP)A cat woman from a surprisingly wealthy family of beastmen merchants that was fasinated by the study of magic, wanting to become an Emperor-Ranked magician. Elegant, smart, taciturn, snarky, and a freak in the sheets . She was Jumpers adoptive Onee-san, magic teacher, adventuring partner and wife by the end of the jump. I know its generic as fuck, but having a doting onee-sans is hot.
>>87497500I do. I especially like all the main villain stands.
>>87498146>page 8eh close enough>What did you do? How do you respond?Look finding out how much I can make the Australians screech by reposting Agony in Pink in ways they can't get rid off is perfectly normal and viable reseach.
>>87498166Clearly he got better.
>>87498244Sounds specific, what jump?
>>87498244Princesses are meant to be catch and release otherwise the ecosystem is destroyed. Sad some people cant understand that, you did the right thing. Unfortunately princesses do not breed well in captivity and rarely metamorphose into a queen unless in the wild.
>>87497172Rose, my personal assistant who I picked up in World of Cybersluts, even if she is technically my boss as the CEO of her company where I act as a head engineer. Still, she runs the company for my benefit, handling the business side of thing that I don't care to.Although she's not technically my creation since I'm using the Expert Assistance OC companion from that same jump as the foundation for her character.Origin: CorporateRace: WetwarePerks[-300]: Job Security, Hostile Takeover(-300)Items[-300]: Slick Suit, Cyber Dragon Enterprises(-300)Cybernetics & Augmentations[+1000-1000]: Upgraded Body-Cyberware[-350]: Case Mod, Net Connectivity(-50), Improve Synthetics(-300)-Bioware[-650]: Biosculpted Appearance, Natural Perfume(-50), Hair Adjustment(-50), Clean Digestion(-50), Delicious Fluids(-50), Lactation Boost(-50), Super Soft & Smooth(-50), Ever Slick(-50), Shortened Tendons(-50), Receptive Throat(-50), Fertility Control(-100), Appearance Lock(-200)Total: 600-600
>>87498232I reject boobs, and embrace designs.
>>87498332Actually, Danny Phantom. I accidentally captured that ghost princess and her family is treating it much more differently than I would have expected. Now I have a ghost dragon princess living in my house. At least she is nice until she gets upset and starts wrecking everything.>>87498359Grand Drake, how is the Princess Rehabilitation Center coming along? Are any close to being released back into the wild.
>>87498232>>87498395I don't know if I just hadn't masturbated in a while or what but when I watched the part 6 anime Anasui was the most relatable character because I was down bad for Jolyne.
>>87498146Nobody was using that weirwood tree, how was I supposed to know defiling it would make the local lord mad?
>>87496008>She knows the consequences for messing with me during a Nyarlathotep crisis.What consequences?
>>87498359>Unfortunately princesses do not breed well in captivity and rarely metamorphose into a queen unless in the wild.What if you capture a king to keep with the princess? Will that help them become a queen in captivity?
So anons what are some interesting settings to go into with Strange love from Re zero? I don't need necessarily the best or most useful for Jumper but the ones that could be interesting in making plot hooks to dig into.
>>87498523From what I've heard, you need a prince for that.
>>87498622To not jump Re Zero. Ever.What does the perk does?
Tell me about unique goods and services your jumper sells in various jumps.
>>87498622I don't ever bother with that perk because I can't ever think of something it would do for me that my jumper wouldn't accomplish just by punching everyone in the setting until they have friendship shaped brain damage.
>>87498646I believe is the one that allows you to choose girls in a setting to turn into futas.
>>87498622Greek Myth and make Hera love you. Because of her personality she will love you but can never act on it. Blueball the goddess that is always pissed about adultery.Forgotten Realms and Lolth. Be the human male that Lolth loves and is willing to submit to.>>87498679Jumper sales magical items that he creates and then mass produces with duplicators.
>>87498679Jumper sells happiness pills which greatly boost your mood and motivation, making people very productive.It's illegal, though, as it also removes people's fear and sense of self preservation, increasing their risk of death on any given day anywhere from 10-100x.
>>87498646It basically makes a Uber powerful being in the setting fall in love with you and try to win you're love eventually. This isn't straight up a good thing given you're bound to get wrapped up in things regarding the person/Being affected and most likely getting far to in over your head.
>>87498679I sell cybernetic upgrades for normal humans to make themselves better.
>>87498679Various types of milk. Gimmie the numbers anon.
>>87498728>PicWipe that cheese off your face first.
>>87498736Technically it's not a hentai. TECHNICALLY.https://mangakakalot.com/read-nn2rs158504848956
>>87498715Right, right.... This looks like a terrible thing to do unless you get one over the Super Goddess.Sound fun though. Imagine doing that with Naga or Grima;>>87498728I don't jump shitty VN.
>>87498679Extremely reliable magitech cybernetics and medical services with a guarantee to solve anything short of death.
>>87498760>>87498736Specifically, chapter 54.
>>87498772>Right, right.... This looks like a terrible thing to do unless you get one over the Super Goddess.>Sound fun though. Imagine doing that with Naga or Grima;Well that is probably a prime choice for them to be affected with. And yeah it would be pretty terrible and start things which is why I'd want to do it. Seems fun and I like throwing my Jumper for a loop.
>>87498679Part of the cybernetics gang, but I also do freelance medical doctor work.
>>87497172A fate Servant. A forgotten Hero about whom nothing is remembered and who doesen't even know her own history, beyond that she managed to qualify for the Throne when she died. She can temporarily transform into a servant of any class, based on the possibility that it could fit, with her abilities adapting to fit it.She takes a form based around the class container itself, looking similar to the Class Card Servants.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DH1iyvUr4kMNameles Servant(+1000 SP)Class: Faker>Parameters: pluses increase the ranks based on ClassStrength E+++ (75) Endurance E+++ (150)Agility E+++ (150)Magical Power E+++ (150)Combat Skill C (50)Magical Skill B(300)Luck E+++ (150)>Skills For he is another 'hero' EX (275) allows to transform into any of the seven classes, boosting the parameters to appropriate levels, granting fitting skills and transforming the armor and NP into something appropriate.Camouflage A (C) (free) >Noble Phantasm A -100 SPSaber(STR A CON B AGI B MGI C LUK D)(Magic resistance B Riding B Instinct C)NP (Armor, Sword with beam)Archer(STR C CON C AGI C MGI E LUK E)(Magic resistance B Independent Action B Clairvoyance C)NP (Armor, Bow with energy arrows)Lancer(STR B CON C AGI E MGI D LUK E)(Magic resistance B Battle Continuation B Disengage C)NP(Armor, Spear that can overcharge)Rider(STR A CON B AGI B MGI C LUK D)(Magic resistance C Riding A+ Battle Maneuver C)NP (Armor, Flag and Charriot drawn by Unicorns)Assassin (STR D CON D AGI B MGI E LUK B)(Presence Concealment A+ Subversive Activities C Self Modification C)NP(Assassination Equipment, Sword)Berserker(STR C CON D AGI D MGI E LUK E) Skill (Mad Enhancement B Battle Continuation B Instinct C)NP (Pelt that increases Stats, two Swords)Caster(STR E, CON E, AGI C, MGI A, LUK B)(Territory Creation B, Item Construction C High Speed Divine Words B)NP (Staff, Tome)
>>87498821Jumper would have to pick the perk though, and since super powerful being aren't very common....
>>87498679Working Life Extension pills.10 mil to feel 10 years younger.
>>87498857Thats only if the Jumper picks perks in universe. Mine doesn't the whole build is a OOC concept I just use to tell what he gets going over or obtains over the jump.
>>87497651What's sad is that out of the earlier prisoners who we actually know the crimes of, she really didn't deserve death by enemy stand, barring something strange like her somehow bullshitting about that which would seem out of character for who she was at the time unless she was secretly also a two-faced bitch who just never got the chance to be metaphorically unmasked like Jojo's cellmate.
>>87498760>>87498810>Specifically, chapter 54.Cheers anon
What are some good ways to remind my nobles to do their freaking jobs and not act like they are better than everyone else? Preferably without killing. I don't want to go all Medieval on them.
>>87493071That butt is acceptable.
>>87498933Killing is basically the only thing that'll get through to nobles, generally.
>>87498933Add democratic elements that force them to at least pretend to at least put in a token effort to keep their people happy.Dont even need to go full democracy, you could just create something like a house of commons and limit the power of nobility thorugh something like the bill of rights.Or you could just encourage the foundation of a middle class, based on guilds/unions who'd put pressure on the local nobility.
>>87498933Just be oblivously threatening. Like sharpening an axe in the middle of the meeting or having a guillotine in the far off corner.Ignore any and all questions and just carry on as normal.Maybe bemoan how many Lords only pay lipservice to Noblesse Oblige.If they still don't get the hint you need to just get the bloodletting over with and search for new nobles.
>>87499015How easy would it be to create a feudal middle class?
>>87499043You mean Knights?
>>87498974I still can't believe blueballanon killed Abe.
>>87499043They already existed, they were merchants and skilled craftsmen.
What do you do when your robot army starts having an uprising for the sake of getting dick(s)?
>>87499139Reprogram them to ban a desire to have a dick, also check to see if it was the result of efforts to subvert my forces.
>>87499139My Haydee units know that if they want some dick all they have to do is ask. I shall not deny my loyal minions.
>>87499076Weren't most knights jump the excess noble kids that wouldn't inherit the land?
>>87499139I exterminated all futafags long ago in my empire.
>>87499220And lesser nobility who had no land to inherit and were trying to earn a fief through knightly service (rump titles became a problem the later in the medieval period you get) yes.
I have too many waifus and only one dick. What do I do?
>>87499139>FutafagsThey don't exist.
>>87499139Smack them down for throwing a revolt instead of just asking, then give them what they want if they can show results and prove to be capable. I'm not going to reward bad behavior or treachery, they have to earn the nice stuff.
>>87499303Either clone yourself, or begin to hand out dicks to your waifus.
>>87499337I am the only futa I will allow to exist within vicinity of my waifus
Finished watching the cartoon and just about made my way through the comics. Final call for any requests or suggestions for the Transformers Armada jump?
>>87499303Are you even a jumper if you can't solve this "problem"?Duplication / Shadowclones list>Ben 10 (Heaven's); Splixon/Ditto (can duplicate endlessly, linked telepathically)>Danny Phantom (duplicates)>Desolate Era - The Three Realms; Strange Stone Stele (item- can learn a technique to split andrecombine)>Desolate Era - The Three Realms; Void Immortal/Earth Immortal (technique split into hundreds of weakselves)>The God of High School; Clan Arts (create weaker shadow clones)>The God of High School; Cloning (cascading, large amounts make all weaker, vast distance makes themdeviate)>The God of High School; Jump Hui (modifier perk - technique created clones are real people)>Hyrule Warriors; Quirk of a Copy (split you power equally among multiple copies, each is 'you')>The Incredibles; Self-Duplication (5)>Invincible; Dupli-Kate (start at 100, all 'you', hivemind)>Kumo Des Ga; Hive of One (all 'you', shared soul, separate loyal consciousnesses)>Libriomancer; HiveMinded (up to ten, several uncommon bonuses and limitations)>Sky High; Self-Duplication (up to seven, hivemind & semi-autonomy, range limitation)>Teen Titans; Self Duplication (nearly infinite clones possible, each half as strong as the last)>X-Men Evolution; Duplication (starts at eight full powered independent mentally linked clones)As always thanks to the original listanon.
>>874993700cp option to go to Micron Legends version of the setting, maybe?
>>87498679Hooters. The waitresses are all owl-girlsPersonal inexpensive, orbit capable spaceplanes. Except he only uses it as an Uber like taxi-service
>>87499370Do you also plan to cover the video game for the PS2?
>>87499373>Posts a pic of Naruto>Doesn't list the various forms in Naruto which each have their own quirksWood is probably best for avoiding separate consciousnesses there.
>>87499421I would add the various Bunshin to the list but it's from a pdf with bunch of lists in it.
>>87493111Thanks for the support!
>>87499043>>87499076Before industrialisation the middle class was extremely strong and these were mostly the artisans.
>>87499303>Back in my day, we didn't have fancy hiveminds! We had balls. Two balls and a dick for the entire harem! And we had to share the dick!
>>87499483Good for you Johnson
>>87498933Make them an offer they can't refuse.Or replace them. Duh.
>>87499370Maybe something to do with Sideways's tentacle head form?Something relating to Nemesis Prime.Maybe a perk to target weakspots/specific body parts like Optimus and Galvatron do in their duel at the end.
>>87499370Something like Unicron's ability to feed off of hatred in order to empower yourself/keep yourself alive.
>>87499303Stamina perk + perfect memory + Admirals Need Fleets from Lewd Shipgirls (QQ)
>>87499370A perk for Sideways constant switching sides/spying/infiltration.
>>87499522>Lewd ShipgirlsThey have a jump for that? Why?I'll never understand why they are called shipgirls
>>87499370Making foes work together or something else related to how the Minicons work with Armada Megatron to fight G1 Galvatron in the comic.
>>87499550>spoilerBecause they’re ships. Who are girls.
>>87499550Because they are ships that have been turned into girls.
>>87499550Kan-Sen, Kanmusu, boats, botes, shipsluts, shipsloops, botefus, boat waifus, many names.
>>87499573>>87499574And how do you fuck them then? How come they don't destroy everything just by being there?
>>87499600You stick your dick up their aft
>>87499600They're usually human-sized.
>>87499600Because as a girl they are human sized with some 'rigging' hanging around them that represents their boat stuff.
>>87499522Why perfect memory?
>>87499628So you don't forget important stuff like dates since you are dealing with so many people at once.
>>87499621Nta, but this sounds stupid. >>87499574So they have been filled with seamen and are used goods?
>>87499370A 1-up maybe? I think Optimus died and Megatron was screaming his name at some point before he came back stronger.
>>87499642>are used goods?Depends. Sometimes they’re based on ships that never really existed
>>87499618>>87499621Then they are not ships, they are robots?
>>87499642>>87499675It's based on mecha musume.
>>87499675Depends on the metaphysics, AL ships are ships but also girls. They are created via wisdom cube based on their historical data and the perceptions of mankind kinda like a Fate Servant.
>>87499550>Why?I mean, they have like five or six lewd Fate jumps, so another waifu gacha jump doesn't shock me.