If you're really unlucky, your party has that one guy who will do anything for a crumb, just a crumb of pussy. It happens more than you might expect, and it's usually from that one dude who has actual problems.In my group, I've seen this play out with one PC racing to kill as many villains as possible before the simp can try to convince us to take them alive, and the latter guy is getting madder and madder with each session and can't articulate his asshurt, it's amazing.Personally I'd prefer to give him what he wants then betray him in a humiliating way, before revealing the object of his affections already has a lover. But that's just me.
>>87474525Did not read a single word of that.I want to FUCK and MARRY evil women
Never had this problem, my group is happy to kill men, women, children, animals, or supernatural creatures alike with the exact same disregard.
>>87474525>I've seen this play out with one PC racing to kill as many villains as possibleEfficient.
>>87474525>a crumb, just a crumb of pussyIf your pussy has crumbs, that’s probably a sign that you need to do something about that yeast infection
>>87474525>In my group, I've seen this play out with one PC racing to kill as many villains as possibleCringe and unenlightened. The main point is not to kill hot villains but to convert them. Show them the errors of their ways and open up to the path of righteousness with your wisdom, virtue, love and dick until you the epilogue says you and the 10ft demon girl are happily married and expecting your first child.
>>87474780>devaluating free will and ambitions by correcting behavior>enlightenedlol
>>87474780>i can fix her with my magical penis rod!you are retarded
>>87474536Based
>>87474912>t. someone without a magical penis of justice and redemptionThe grapes are sour with that one.
>>87474525Whenever I see these threads I can't help but feel like /tg/ is 90% humourless, dry-souled types that would be entirely uninteresting to play games with. Sure, running a dating sim for maladapts is not the reason I GM, but does nobody ever see the intrigue and drama in having a subplot where a hero and villain are attracted to one another? I've known players that have zero love life issues but will do something like this purely for the classic narrative appeal it has. There's a reason the trope has endured so long - it's a strong plot device that makes for exciting stories.
>>87475271Silly anon, nobody plays TTRPG's for the story. They play just to get loot and to do lol so randumb things.
I am that guy
>>87474536I don’t remember making this post, but it’s exactly what I would say…
I have a player like that. I learned the easiest way to get him not to simp for the sexy villainess was to give him a cohort/love interest. Something mildly exotic like a half elf or tiefling with a class that complimented his class.
>>87474647This.
>>87474912To be honest, women only need two things: a good hard fucking and a lot of money.
>>87474525>Personally I'd prefer to give him what he wants then betray him in a humiliating way, before revealing the object of his affections already has a lover. But that's just me.Why do you even play with someone you have so little respect for? Who's forcing you to hang out week after week with someone you seem to hate?>>87474815NTA and I try not to play horny but surely the capacity to change is part of free will?>>87476045Based, give them a waifu and they won't need to hunt for one
>>87474525Last Shaodwrun woan I played evil woman (toxic shaman) and she got away with everything,
>>87476288Change because you persuade people to change? Free will is more complex than that.Many can be persuaded or reworked, it means nothing.
>>87474525Which guy is the bad boy? Give him what he needs, be it a kill or a punishment.
>>87474536Based on his cock
>>87476547>3dSir, we don't do this here.
>>87476288Its not always guaranteed to work. One time he thought he could get a 3way with his sorcerer, his half orc barbarian cohort, and a tiefling devil cultist. I nipped it in the butt by having the barbarian get really jealous and snapping the tiefling's neck. She then broke his pelvis in an attempt to prove 'he didnt need any other woman'. I thought i took it a little too far but everyone laughed. It was also cute having her carry him on her back until they got back into town.
>Tfw love playing paladins, but also love hot evil womenI'm not gonna lie, some games it's been real hard. Thankfully I've never let it sway me, because the paladins I like to play are of the "You made your choice, now I'm your consequences" variety and not the "There's always a chance for redemption" variety. I have to admit though, the coomer in me really loves the idea of a hot Antipaladin rival for my Paladin. But I'm too principled to ever entertain that "I can fix her" shit, so I'm certain it would only end in my character killing her anyways.It's not easy being Lawful Good, bros.
>>87476045this is just "state-provided trad wife" but in a tabletop game
>>87477435>be chaotic good>kill her after a week because it’s taking too long and she’s tried to kill the wizard twiceSorry babe. Maybe next samsara.
>>87475271>Anon is humourless for not having every single villain instantly fall in love with a PC?
>>87478159>things nobody has said?
Evil women are so fucking hot dude
>Not trying to beat the shit out of your evil waifu while she's laughing all the while
>>87477435Lawful good hasn't got anything to do with it. Neither leniency nor vengfulness are inherently connected to any alignment. >>87477897Maybe giving them a fantasy version will make them less weird about it in meatspace in the same way that porn reduces sex crime.
>>87478566Source? That's an amazing picture.
>>87475271This. It gives you an opportunity to actually have one of your players characters be personally invested in the plot instead of them just being along for the ride
>>87478729https://www.deviantart.com/kartstudiodigi it's a commission
>>87478643is the Alpaca even evil? Sure, she has done some dumb things, but it's all in a pursuit of noble goal
>>87478852She delights in torturing people my dude. She's evil and I want to fuck the shit out of her for it.
>>87474525>Personally I'd prefer to give him what he wants then betray him in a humiliating way, before revealing the object of his affections already has a lover.but will she do butt stuff?
>>8747452I don't want her to actually be evil, just to have the affectation of being evil.Society may judge her by the size of her strap on, but our love is pure.
>>87474780yuck, children
>>87478918brace for hurt and disappointment
Didn't read and don't care, evil women look sexy and they have more things going on for them. "good' woman can't be edgy or really fleshed out.
>>87479124>"good' woman can't be edgy or really fleshed out.St.Olga of Kiev?
>>87479039That's my secret my friend. I'm always hurt and disappointed.
>>87474525>before revealing the object of his affections already has a loveImagine not being a Netori protagonist.
>>87479340>broke: self insering as the cuck>woke: self inserting as he bull>bespoke: self inserting as the girl
>>87479371Netori is a different genre. Basically imagine you're the loser and fall for Gyaru slut but she has a big tough pimp bf that abuses her so you help her escape or more likely just shoot him and take his woman like a barbarian warlord.
>>87479371>Ultramachicanom>(You) Insert yourself as the thot AND bull.Double the fun?
>cuck: inserting as the cuck>not cuck: inserting as the bull>tranny: insterting as the slut>alpha as fuck: inserting as the cuck and seducing the bull and having a manly faggot relationship while ignoring the whore
>>87479468kek I recognize this one
>>87479468>>87479519I'm not sure wherther to be disgusted or impressed.
>>87479519>Getting cucked is the side of cuckoldry no one told me aboutMy neurons are firing up a storm at this.
>>87479519Fuck with a bull, lose the horns?
>>87479646Be both.
>>87475271>does nobody ever see the intrigue and drama in having a subplot where a hero and villain are attracted to one another?Yea well,the thing is,you need to be pretty stable DM ,AND have a pretty stable players to pull this off.Most tables lack one or both.
Most people are stuck between 2 evil femme archetypes of the Disney Witch and the Femme Fatale.
It's a righteous warrior's fate to be drawn to evil.
>>87479748I mean that's the dumb core of this post, right? Cucking isn't what led to being cucked, it's all the other stuff they did. Protip: if you're not the one getting fucked, you've left cucking behind.
>>87479441Imagine your future self comes back and NTRs your past self and your waifu says it's not cheating because you're the same person.
>>87475271Listen you spineless beta pansy, the intrigue and drama come from the players, as one desperately tries to get some evil pussy before the other guy kills it all, while the rest of the group watch his attempts to conceal his growing madness and laugh at him behind his back. If you think this isn't the most hilarious and entertaining way this can go, I have to assume you're one of those cucks who chases evil pussy.
>>87474536Behold, enlightenment.
>>87480980
>>87478959Everyone knows evil women are weak to anal. Just stick a finger up in there and she'll do anything.
>>87474525Where do you look for inspiration for female minions and BBEGs? And what settings handle them well?
>>87481774Anal is disgusting. And its the other way around you dummy. Evil is weak to Love, asin cock in puss, cum in womb!
>>87481774>EXIT ONLY
>one of my players has personal issues>time to exploit them and humiliate someone that is ostensibly my friend for my own amusementWhy are rpg players such sociopaths
>>87476163Neither of which you can give them lol
>>87482394uuuhhh source????
>>87482958Evil Leader and the Virgin Members by DAIGO (it's a porn comic)
>>87482381Only ineffectual, sad men have ton insult perfect strangers on the internet to feel better about themselves.
>>87474525Girls are yucky and won't date me.
>>87482286I'm fairly sure most people in the thread don't play RPG, OP included.
>>87475271> Sure, running a dating sim for maladapts is not the reason I GM, but does nobody ever see the intrigue and drama in having a subplot where a hero and villain are attracted to one another?We do, but the problem is that some players are shit. Give those people nothing but your scorn.There are some players who can pull it off. Others make you say: > "You? With a woman? You'll be lucky if she doesn't scream rape."It sounds like OP's player falls into the latter category.
>>87484075>We do, but the problem is that some players are shit. Give those people nothing but your scorn.Why are you playing RPG with thoses people in the first place? Seem like an unpleasant experience for everyone involved.
>>87484311> Why are you playing RPG with thoses people in the first place? Seem like an unpleasant experience for everyone involved.There are some things I don't mind doing with certain people, and some I do. For instance, I have colleagues I'm happy to work with, but I wouldn't want to go drinking with them. I'm perfectly happy to play a fantasy role-playing game with some people, killing monsters and venturing into dungeons. I'm not, however, down for watching them try and get romantic.
Arent most women evil anyways?>>87474536This
>>87483678Like you just did?
>>87484955Nope. Being "evil" requires some degree of deliberate choice. Wolf isn't evil for devouring a lamb, it's what he has to do to survive, what his instincts guide him to. He doesn't, even for a moment, consider not doing it. Similarly with women.
>>87484955And by most I mean every single one of them.
>>87474536Unfathomably based
>>87474536This MAN speaks truth.
>>87474815well obviously it's only fun to break somebody's will and remold them into a more idea version of themselves if there was something there to begin with.
ngmi
>>87482394Okay but what is her blood type and zodiac sign?
>>87476045Hell cheat on her
>>87474536>You called?
>>87481803I imagine women in real life I hate, then give them magic powers.
>>87482286If one of your players' "issues" compels them to try to have pretend sex with fictional evil women, he needs to be mocked, openly, publicly, and relentlessly, until he stops doing it.
Sounds like the plot of some shitty manga with a middling anime adaptation: Househusband of the Demon Lord.Twist: the heroine destined to defeat her is your tanned tomboy genki childhood friend.
>>87479124Facts.
Drow are probably the best source for smug evil villainesses in campaigns. I usually swap out Priestesses for sorcresses, overpowered melee, or hybrids.
>>87474536Based retard
>>87474525Evil women are the best.
>>87488038Vampiresses also work for evil villainesses
>>87488495Cam managed to stand out mostly by the virtue of every alternative being so damn bland.
>>87488534>>87488038based
>>87488534Absolutely. The promise of immortality and eternal love on top of ball-busting, tantric fucking is tantalizing to simps. Elven vampire seductresses are my kryptonite.
I'll post some of my Evil Sexy Bitch collection as my gf calls it.
>>87478643Man they went through so many vibrator batteries.
This is gonna be my last one because now this is getting boring.Has anyone actually played an evil woman? Maybe not as a sexpot type, but someone who is attractive, morally flexible, physically flexible, and might be open to reforming (but is enjoying herself so much), and is actually working towards a concrete goal. Pic related is a Shadowrun 4e character, Sarah Tilden aka "Pale Blue" a cybermancy mage who was obsessed with perfection, had no nudity taboo, was interested in creating artificial closed cyber/manasystems where everything was part of the greater whole, and was teetering on the edge of becoming a Sterilist.
>>87488791>Has anyone actually played an evil woman?Yes, because as a woman I am an evil creature by default.
>>87488694she's like 90% tail
>>87488791No, why would I want to play as a woman? But I've been lucky enough to find a DM who is happy to cater to my evil woman fetish, unlike the OP faggot, and channel this to the betterment of the campaign. My two last characters have both had an evil waifu, it's been a blast to play.Thanks for the mini-dump too!
>>87488791I ended up playing as the drow "ambassador" (read: assassin) who killed my character. It was quite fun actually, she was supposed to be like a spy and saboteur to the surface but without direct oversight she ended up discarding her mission, and trying to carve a luxurious slice of the surface aside for herself. And with evil drow sensibilities and skills she was well poised to do it. Particular fun because to keep up appearances she still had to lie and con and pretend she legitimately was an ambassador/diplomat.
>>87488839>Lol I am actually chaotic neutral!
>>87482111Given recent drama with pic rel OP shoudl use as an example of what he should do to his Player.
>>87479039what the sauce for the character, the only thing it reminds me of is that 30min gif
>>87489268rpk
>>87488791Only two that come to mind are my drow demon summoner and my human necromancer.The drow was as beautiful as she was unashamedly evil. Her end goal was to become a demonlord of succubi by displacing malcanthet and potentially grazzt so she could funnel souls to increase lolth's power as relying on only drow souls would eventually lead to her power being capped. Aside from that she also wanted to create a drow subrace that was a perfect blend of mortal and demonic.The necromancer was described as having an attractive shape but covered in burns. She was also insane so her only real goal was to exterminate all life at the behest of a dark entity whispering in her head.
>>87474525lightning doesnt curve like that.
>>87488850
>>87484958An observed fact is not a personal insult. You chose to take it personally, and I took that personally.t. Michael Jordan
>>87489680I need a janitor....
>>87489680Genuine question. What is the policy when it comes to female nipples on /tg/? Are they ok or not ok or does it really depend on the whims of the janny?
>>87489728There's no real rules about posting.There's no real rules about moderation.
>>87479519>>87479748the side of cuckolding that nobody told her about is that cucks are just gay men
>>87489728>Genuine question. What is the policy when it comes to female nipples on /tg/? Are they ok or not ok or does it really depend on the whims of the janny?They are generally considered "not ok" for blueboards...
>>87475271I get where you're coming from, but it's a real problem when that same player can barely think out of a wet paper bag at the best of times, and loses even more brain cells when hot chicks are involved of any alignment. It's rare to have a player that can actually pull off that trope in an entertaining way. Or at least, I've run far more of the former than the latter in most of my games.
>>87488924JOE ROGAN NOO
>>87490223I needed that - thanks, anon!
>Dark eldar skins player character's hands, pulls out their eyes and mutilates them while they're still attached>Player is currently planning to betray the party because the dark eldar has still been more reasonable than the rogue trader player.I don't know why I ever expected anything different. I thought mutilation and body horror would be enough. The problem is I am one of these simps too, my plan was to make her horrible enough that when she was offered a chance at "redemption" via the PC the PC would rightfully spit on it. I'd get some wonderful angst, the player would get vengeance on the monster that's been torturing his character for fun, everyone would be happy.
>>87474536Based.
>>87484075>We
>>87488729naga ain't evil though
>>87492118>wuz
>>87491051>Player is currently planning to betray the party because the dark eldar has still been more reasonable than the rogue trader player.how bad did the rogue trader fuck up to where thats true?
How do I tell if my vampire milf god is evil or just yandere¿
>>87492319>he doesn't know
>>87492314I'll be honest, I haven't watched a single episode of it. I tried watching the movie, got to the part where they hang out in the swimming pool and my brain crawled out of my ear. But, thanks. Have another evil-looking lady!
>>87492319>the crystal gems
>>87474525What do you prefer your female villains to look like? Do they have features like dark hair and eyes, or something else? Maybe light hair and eyes, as a contrast tp what we'd expect from that alignment?
>>87483054Thank God.
>>87493817OP here: Holy shit bumpfag you truly are insufferableWhy do you keep doing this? The thread's run its course, I don't want you keeping it up.
>>87494070It's really weird how this seething about people bumping has cropped up in the past few years.Bumping threads with fairly generic questions has always been pretty damn common.Why do you dislike this bumpfag so much, why do you suspect that he's a single person?Where did this come from?
>>87484955Widowmaker is not even evil by choice.
>>87474536I have seen this happen. The evil woman was smart, or though she was smart. Did everything. Slowly kill family members given to her care. Marrying off husbands younger family members to families she knew outsiders don't last more then 1-3 sesons, with exactly expected result (death of the family member) Try playing mind games with the husband who was always off working , sometimes for months. Trying very hard to antagonise her former family (succefuly in the end) just, because the choice of marrige was not hers. Fucking with the husbands mind making him think more people are out to get him, then it was actualy the thing with stories how in the bath house she heard women, of other men, talk about their husbands talking about him.But it all ended when in order to humiliate the 12 year old sister of her husband, just prior to marrige sesons she cut her hair to the skin. The young woman was so devasted by it that she tried to hurt herself and lost an eye and two fingers, because of it. The husband went old school on his wife. For a few months no one saw her, and then my mom and my aunt said that he break her legs, a few of her ribs, left a huge gash in her cheek, so later on she would always wear jewlery to hide it. And the most suprising thing is that the beating "uneviled" her. She started to have babies one after another, somehow got really good at it, as she never died and alll the babies lived past 5 years too. The sister of the husband was not right in the head after everything, so she took her in as if she was her daughter, she even married a guy that worked for her husband later on and they head healthy kids. She just had to helped with everything, but the "evil" wife took her with her everywhere as if they were mother and daughter. Both died in 1987 from pneumonia.Evil wife ain't bad, as long as you can reign her in. Tough with the workers, is good. Stabbing a filipino maid in the eye, because she brought your husband cold drink, is a no no.
>>87474536fpbp
>>87479269I want to be the LE villainess' gigantic loyal thug that she truly loves because he's too dumb or loyal to ever betray her and has thrown himself in harm's way for her many times in the past. They aren't married because it's easier for her to game the system that way but he's always the one piggybacking her when theyre escaping from another scheme of hers gone wrong.
>>87488790Pirotess is so fucking hot! She's the only evil waifu I want.
>>87495213Of course you do, anon.
>>87475271>but does nobody ever see the intrigue and drama in having a subplot where a hero and villain are attracted to one another?It's the type of thing that sounds like a good idea until you remember that 2 guys are going to have to roleplay that attraction.
>>87495306I do
>>87479124>evil womam = skimpy outfit All coomers must hang.
>>87495367Uhhhh no, she is literally an evil woman.
>>87494174autism. that's really it. there's at least one really vocal autist, but at least a few others who are less vocal, who think their way of running the board is the only correct way. they schizophrenically assume anyone who disagrees with them is one single person, it's absolutely insane>>87489492having a vampire gf would be the absolute worst. she'd be riding you, and right as you're about to cum she'd lean forward, press her soft lips against your neck, and then you'd feel a sharp pain as her fangs sink in and she goes feral as she gets a taste of your delicious bloodtruly awful
>>87495545>having a vampire gf would be the absolute worst. she'd be riding you, and right as you're about to cum she'd lean forward, press her soft lips against your neck, and then you'd feel a sharp pain as her fangs sink in and she goes feral as she gets a taste of your delicious blood>truly awfulEwwww, who'd want that, haha...
The best thing about evil women is no one will complain about the punishments you give them.
>>87495572Forgot the pic...
>>87495578>kills herself because. . . .>even as her human begs her not to
>>87495593The writer just wanted to shit on Hector, even denying him a hot evil redhead vampire wife
>>87495593Yeah that was kinda dumb and came completely out of nowhere
>>87494070OP, you are a massive, insufferable faggot. You should show this thread to your player so he realizes how many people are on his side, and then kys to rid the world of your faggotry.
>>87495593That show fucking sucked. It's a shame, it could have been great with just some small changes.
>>87495572>DM gives my paladin a vampire waifu>He's surprised when I offer her my blood so we can be together without her having to hurt innocents
>>87474780unfathomably based, trad pilled and monstergirl pilled
>>87495578god i want to be the pet human of a hot vampiress. so jealous of hector
>>87494174>Why do you dislike this bumpfag so much, why do you suspect that he's a single person?He's been blanket deleted twice or thrice.
>>87495901No "he" hasn't. You're anthropomorphizing normal poster behavior into a concrete being. A Boogeyman.
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>>87495901>>87495996Holy fucking shit, you made and kept all this because of your seethe at people bumping threads as they should? Seek help newfriend, please. It's for your own good.
>>87488038Drow are hot as fuck. I could do without the bdsm bit though.
>>87496069An overnight triple-bump is not "as they should".
>>87496069>>87496173Neither is spending thirty hours splitting the backstory of some books into ten single sentence posts.
>>87496173>>87496197Seriously, seek help newfriend. This obsession can't be good for you.
>>87496173>>87496197okay those are actually good examples. you retards seethe anytime anyone posts when a thread is near page 10 so I just assumed you're schizophrenic. you're still retarded for thinking everyone is that guy, but I will concede he does exist
>>87495996Holy shit, that motherfucker has been doing this for YEARS
>>87488038>>87496144I was disappointed that I couldn't dick the Valsharess when I first played Neverwinter Nights. Naythrra wasn't bad, but lacked the dommy mommy vibes.
>>87487540Based>Debra at the Deli thinks I'm creepy>Debra is now a Drider that spits venom and eats dwarves>Who's creepy now, Debra?
>>87488791As the DM, I play every evil woman.Succubus Queen - I been thatGenocidal AI CyberElf? - I write thatThe Void in female form? - I PLAY THAT
>>87489728You have my permission to post evil bitch milkers
>>87475310Waifus count as loot
>>87497797>Waifus count as loot>Literally how Gatcha games make moneyChecks out.
>>87494070>OP is a very homosexual man with a shit take>turn out he's also that one faggot hounded by imaginary bumpfags living rent free in his headlol
>>87497756I need to become a GM.
>>87488612That's not Isabella, that's just the generic vampire thot hero that she spams.
Also speaking of evil warhammer chicks, the dreadfu is probably my favorite.
>>87477435>But I'm too principled to ever entertain that "I can fix her" shitI mean, it depends. If she actually shows the potential to change, true remorse for the path she's taken her life down? Then maybe you really can fix her."I can fix her" is only truly dipshit simping if there's not a single reason to believe it.
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>>87497786Well alrighty them. I challenge you to a boob off! May the breast tits wins!
>>87498188You can't handle a druchii gf, you might think you can, but you can't.
>>87492364The Rogue Trader:>Can not stop calling every other PC his property>Turned a potentially allied high tech pre-imperial civilization into inimical enemies>Repeatedly threatened other PCs with imprisonment or death if they refuse to do dangerous things>Often while avoiding doing that dangerous thing himself>"What is going on on *my* bridge" Said while the dark eldar was in the middle of terrorizing the bridge of the escort destroyer the other player captains.>Throughout all of this, insists that he is a good and holy man who cares far too much about the people under his command to ever leave them behindDeldar waifu:>"If you were a mercenary in Commoragh, no one would call you property. We know who is actually property.">Sole act of kindness is not dragging the PC away to Commoragh to face imprisonment and death>Driven by ennui to duel things like chaos champions, knight titans, and optimized player characters, mostly fearless>Has never once claimed to be a good person>>87499217There are a lot of people who will say that no man can handle a druchii gf. My answer to that is that it has never been tried yet, and we shall see.
>>87498188>>87498587yisss.
>>87496144Drow are cool and sexy. There's a reason why they've come to dominate depictions of dark elves.
>>87498188I prefer sorceresses.
>>87499681
>>87474815>can only imagine changing people by force>can't imagine how someone decides to become goodThis anon failed the mirror test
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>>87499725
>>87499741no-pan elf
>>87499759You had me with the gifs but that still just looks like Tom Hiddleston
>>87499547>My answer to that is that it has never been tried yet, and we shall see.This nigga getting flayed
>>87496069Thank you for identifying yourself. Rangeban incoming.
>>87475271I mean, 90% of nu/tg/ are no games faggots who flock here because they can drop shit takes with no oversight.
What is it about elf supremacists that's so alluring?
>>87500102>elf supremacistsYou mean, an elf? And elves are very attractive and exotic by default.
>>87500102The smugness.
>>87495039This... this is a real story? The fuck? What country do you live in? "Outsiders don't last for more than 3 seasons"? Jesus Christ.
>>87474525See, I like romantic schmuck and playing bards. But I never would put a lady villain before the party. That kind of dumb simping will only lead to frustration bad consequences.However, that won't stop me from, if I find the right scenario, pitching woo at the villainess anyway. But never blindly. Always with the intention of finding a soft spot in her heart. To see if she can want anything aside from whatever horrible thing motivates her. If not, that's too bad, but if it sticks, I might just chase the chance to see if love redeems after all.
>>87474525Fuck dumb simps, but I can at least see why they like what they like.
>>87474536I do and say this
>>87495996Do you think dragonposter is also him? They have a lot in common with how they act.
>>87499849If you can't handle the first date you might as well give up now.
>>87500771>Do you think dragonposter is also him?Not at all. For one thing, "cute dragon" threads usually only start with one question.
>>87474525>the pictureWhy is she wearing a bustier that's too tight? Surely the princess of the Fire Nation can afford clothing that fits properly.Same thing with the stockings, with the additional comment that I don't think they had elastic in Avatar so she should really be wearing them with suspenders which would be hotter anyway
>>87489905Bro, all you need is ONE female player at your table and she will do her best to sabotage any simping/redemption for a hot female NPC. And most likely, your girl player will immediately execute the female NPC after she gets downed or surrenders.I once made a social encounter with a flirtatious sea nymph who shapechanged into a human and charmed the male PCs and crew members of a ship so that she could have a good time. The plan was for her to reward anyone that caused her to have fun with a magical trinket before peacing off back into the ocean. But I had a female player and a gay player at the table who were having NOTHING of the sort happen. They both immediately tried to kill the sea nymph in her sleep and were only stopped by the charmed crewmembers she was bedding down with. They were actively trying to kill this bitch solely for getting male attention (she wasn't even evil or maliscious and they knew this lol).
>>87485207What kind of based?
>>87501749Not the girls I've played with. One was flirt with everything that moved and the other was Jekyll and Murderhobo. Depending on the scenario they'd do the most chaotic thing possible and gave no fucks to gender.
>>87500410>But I never would put a lady villain before the party. That kind of dumb simping will only lead to frustration bad consequences.This. Fucking this.
>>87479011retarded antinatalist. If you abhor life so much, I should be glad that you will not procreate.
>>87500152>>elf supremacists>You mean, an elf?All elves are racist, but some are more racist than others.The more racist, the sexier.
Honestly there are a lot of good ideas in this thread and I'd love to play around with them, but unfortunately dominant women is my magical realm and therefore I shall have to leave it to you fellas.Keep posting art though, I'm saving all of it.
Evil women are for being stripped naked in public.
>>87499547your group sounds pretty hilarious and that is an excellent Rogue Trader.
>>87504915I love how no one is disagreeing with the assessment, they're just surprised he's using it.
>>87505038That is all woke types. They always believe the racist things that they consider themselves too good to say out loud.
>>87499547>>87499849you guys want a druchii gf and can't outplay that?You just need to outflay the flayer, break her before she breaks you.I know you can do it, anons!
>>87505383you just need to keep them locked up in the quiet box when you aren't using them
>>87505383My Arabyan wizard lord has that as his background. His mom is a dark elf Corsair that was captured and gifted as a slave to the sultan after she fucked up a raid.She tried to kill him once, he got her buried alive with his old man once he died of syphilis at sixtyish, and uses his long life to guide the descendants of his half siblings into uniting the land to become a singular powerful state.
>>87474536basado
>>87474525>please keep the woman ali-I cast magic missle at level 3
Rolled 3, 1, 1, 1, 1 + 5 = 12 (5d4 + 5)>>87506630Rolling for damage
>>87474525Would it be ok to rape pure evil woman before killing her? Like, she's evil, she deserves it.
Rolled 6, 3, 4, 4, 5 + 5 = 27 (5d6 + 5)>>87506650Pathetic damage, should have just smite her womb with your cock
>>87488790this shit actually activates my neurons now
>>87506787Morally? Sure.But evil actions corrode your soul, even if done to people who deserve it.
>>87506787It would be also evil. Killing a evil person is okay because it prevents further evil. Torturing them for your self-gratification doesn't serve a good cause.Moralfag speech aside, its like fun so of course its okay. It just isn't moral.
>>87491235She's cute, shame she's stuck in this comic.
>>87508863She was my waifu for years. Always bothered me how it seems like no smut artist was capable of making her face look right for whatever reason. No other character has this problem, and it's not like her appearance is unusual.
>>87506630>>87506650>online pretend puritan can't get his (numbers) up enough to do anything to a ladylmao
>>87511060>I cast magic missle at level 3>12 damageAnon's famous last words
>>87488495I can only tell this is her by the outfit, the face looks nothing like her.
>>87474525BOOBA
>>87495733>>87474780How I feel in this thread with these two guys
>>87510736there's just not much art of her in general
>>87512357She died too soon.
>>87506849The virgin sexo:>instantly wins against sexy ladies>turns bad girls good>creates life>>87506650The chad puritanism:>seethes over sexy lady living because she's evil>can't hurt her>knows she'll never get into heaven
>>87512410never gave it much thought, might be the case. her character was pretty fleshed out though for the little screentime she had
>>87512258Care to elaborate?
>>87512357>there's just not much art of her in generalYou serious? She gets a lot of art, not as much as girls from recent FOTM animes, but she has a decent amount of art.
>>87510736>No other character has this problemYou also see this with Nagatoro, her face is apparently very difficult to get right.
>>87512783Why is she drawn like a serial killer or like she's demonically possessed, anyway? It's not that kind of series at all.
>>87512854The whole series is about her bullying/teasing the reader insert because they're attracted to them but too insecure to just say so, plus they have the innocent beginnings of a whole S&M thing going on.Been watered down into a more typical romance type deal as it goes on, which is a shame, but apparently even the fairly vanilla first chapters were too much for some weebs.
>>87489441This Cogboy has kept the two most important parts of his humanity: both of his heads!
>>87512963She looks like she drinks blood. She has the most obnoxious, punchable face I think I've ever seen in a manga.
>>87496197bruh, you have a point that this singular fucktard is an absolute fucking degen in a way most of us hadn't seen before, but then again you have to come to terms that 4Chan is no longer a "SuPeR sEcReT cOoL kIdS cLuB" anymore, a helluva lot more people have been comming to the website since the Trump Elections, and YES a lot of them were phoneposters, YES, Aa lot of them were tourists, and it doesnt matter in the way you think it does. it matters in the way that we now have an actual presence on the internet, no longer a shadow in the dark hidden in the fog, we're now out in the open, a large portion of people browsing the internet know about our site and hell, the occasional browsing we get from those tourists keeps us alive in the Google Algorythm, to a degree, which honestly I'm fucking surprised we haven't been taken off of it even before the 2016 elections. like, in the late 2000's and earl;y to mid 2010's people on here made waves.Never Forget the day 4Chan users pulled the greatest porn heist in the history of ever.. Remember Remember, August 31st, 2014: the Beginning of the Fappening!
>>87496173>Bumpfag likes Destroy All HumansOh no, a redeeming quality
>>87510736>no smut artist was capable of making her face look right for whatever reasonIt's because her face does not have human proportions. Her face and mouth are too wide. Artists try to make it human.
>>87474780So fvcking trve.
>>87481803bump fag
>>87488924based manlet
>>87499681Based, I'm a Druchii enjoyer as well
>>87516763>Druchii women became their own faction in AoS>somehow got melinatedFill in the blanks. Like the humans did.
What if they're a mad scientist villainess who's been driven to the extremes that they're going too by trying to save someone they care about via forbidden science?
>>87516763Druchii women are something else.
>>87518603That feel when no evil sorceress mommy to have a creepy incestuous relationship with.It isn't creepy because it's incestuous, it just happens that it's both
>>87519034Forgot image
>>87519034like Anakin Skywalker, Malekith had issues with his mother, his mentor figure, and his lover. However for Malekith, those were all the same person.
>>87519417I don't know what any of this is but please tell me there's more. I crave that dynamic.
>>87519417I fucking hate that picture because Malekith is like 8ft tall and built like a 40k space marine.Mal and Mom has over 6k years of intrigue, incest and hatred between them. It's even darkly hilarious at times such as the time where Malekith punches her in the face as they fight, but my delf excerpts are on my other pcAs for books:Sundering SeriesTyrion and Teclis NovelsAOS Morathi stuffDelf Armybooks
>>87519417I love every part of this.
>>87474536Based and self-destructive-behavior-pilled.
>>87474536than men wonder why there are so many miserable guys in their middle age are complaining about having their life ruined by vindictive wives divorcing them and taking unfair advantage of the unjust laws.This is the sentiment that ruins society.It stems from simping.Better to enslave, subdue, train her in obedience and than fuck. But of course that would mean putting some actual effort in
>>87474525OP, you have actual problems.
>>87519417he shares a lot of similarities with Anakin like being trapped in his life support armor, being the chosen one but falling to the dark side, being burned almost to the point of death, etc. Yet Malekith was created first, which makes Anakin the ripoff in a sense
>>87488534>>87488612>>87488645>no vampire gf to suck you dry as you nut inside her
Id never fall for these evil bitches....>>87495545>>87495572>having a vampire gf would be the absolute worst. she'd be riding you, and right as you're about to cum she'd lean forward, press her soft lips against your neck, and then you'd feel a sharp pain as her fangs sink in and she goes feral as she gets a taste of your delicious blood>truly awfulfuck it >>87495727he found a way to cheat the system get the evil gf and still be lawful good lmao
>>87499630>dreadfu>>87499643>>87499217>>87498587please post more
>>87516763I like the subtle stab and slash scarring on them. Shows that despite their sultry appearance, they’re still killers.
>>87512357Bro on gelbooru alone there are a bit over 300 pics
>>87474536I kneel...
>>87474536FPBP, I have nothing to add
>>87488791I played a 20 years old country girl Nosferatu in a Vampire game once. The idea was playing her quick descent from innocent young girl to debauched monster, but everyone thought she was adorable and she became a meme almost instantly.
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>Love paladins>Hate forced redemption arcs>Have gone on long autistic rants with my Pathfinder group before about how much I hate how Wrath of the Righteous introduces a redeemed succubus, and how stupid it is that Nocticula, a demon lord, is a redeemed goddess in PF 2e.>Unabashedly love playing paladins that lean more towards smiting than redeeming. Vengeance paladin is my favorite 5e Oath easily.>Despite this, I secretly fucking love sexy villains. I've had an idea on the backburner for years of playing a paladin who gets pulled into a rivalry with a crazy antipaladin bitch that's gone full yandere for him.>Know that I'll never actually do it because my friends would make fun of me if they knew I've been a repressed evil-fucker this whole time>Also know that even if I did, there's a solid chance I'd still end up killing her anyways cause I'm autistic won't bend on my usual stance if I'm playing a paladinThis hell is of my own making, but man it still hurts.
>>87528686Victor he stood, wielding his maceas his nemesis, pale she fellher eyes closed, she bided in gracefor him to ring her deathly bella saintly deed, he tells his heartto throw the wicked in the dirtyet deep within, his kinder partanswers back, thy vengeance avertfor this one's more than just a foeyou've known her so, yet more is thereand all is lost with that last blowher stubborn eyes, her face so fairher hair so dark upon her headthe fire that's tempered you for yearsnaught to earn but regret and dreada lover dead, and angels' tears
>>87490223Somebody always beats me to it.
>>87528686>>87477435Honestly that's exactly what would make that situation kino. You need to have a hardass Paladin to truly nail that redemption arc for the beautiful lady blackguard. You only need to see that one crack in her jaded persona, barely enough to give you that doubt that she's only going on that path because she thinks she cannot go back, and right in the decisive moment the vanquisher of evil must make a real choice against all he's trained himself to do. Even more kino if she used to be a paladin of the same god before falling.
>>87519056you just know
>>87529883You've got a point, that does sound pretty kino. Though, it'd be tough to angle it so it comes off as character growth and not just hypocrisy. To give you an idea, my most recent paladin was very hardline on punishing evil. Small things like theft could be forgiven, but once someone had a body count there was no turning back. In his mind, letting them go once they're beyond that point would be unfair to the people they killed, and what right does he have to decide someone can be forgiven when he himself wasn't the victim? I think at one point he had a line with one of the BBEG's minions that went something like "The only one who can forgive you for the people you've killed are the victims themselves. I'm here to send you to them."Also, you know. I dunno how I'd bring it up with my friends when I've been ribbing them for years for being monsterfuckers. My GM in particular, because I know for a fact she's from the "I don't want to fix him, I want to make him worse" camp of liking evil dudes, and I always give her shit for it.
>>87529892I'm pretty sure that's canon.
>>87530583It wouldn't be hypocrisy. Through your decision to turn a doer of evil back into a force of good, you're giving her a chance to save those who live rather than avenging those who died. Which is a greater goal because vengeance is entropy. In the end, she's going to meet her victims eventually just the same, but she'll be worthy of forgiveness. By killing her if you know that she'd take that chance for repentance, you've snuffed that light.
>>87519526It's Malekith and Morathi. The BBEG in WHFB and his mom.
>>87533318>malekith the bbeg of whfbAn I a joke to you?I even have a hot evil gf, even if she isn't my dommy mommy.
>>87533408More or less, Archaon got rid of his daemonette thot, however.Real BBEG is GW, though.
>>87518603in the end you either go for skimpy sorceresses or full plate bitches that probably have shit like this going on >>87498587 not that I wouldnt go for this later group everytime
>>87533797I think you forgot about the skimpy gladiator/murder women.Also possibly worth mentioning is female corsairs, if you want a torture loving pirate wife.
>>87533888>lizard cloakEw. Not my fetish.
>>87533888>skimpy gladiator/murder womenergh none of what i want from the first two options its for someone >Also possibly worth mentioning is female corsairs, if you want a torture loving pirate wife.arent all of them capable of joining on as a pirate
>>87474525>All player characters must be married at the start of the adventure>Give them all the freedom to describe their wives in terms of appearance and personality, effectively let them craft a waifu>Emphasize that the setting is monogamous and adultery is severely punished>Your players are now immune to simpingEasy.
>>87534650That...is a surprisingly good way to handle coomer players.
>>87534650Why would I, as a married men, go on an adventure, when I already have a waifu at home?
>>87483054>>87482394You wouldn't happen to know where I could find the decensored version, would you?
>>87528686>>87530583Any media with this sort of kino dynamics? That's the Black Company main selling point, it's there's in a couple of Gemmel books and there was a case of it in Confrontation, a long dead skirmish game, but that's all I can remenber from the top of my head.
>>87519526
>>87495996This is almost sad. This guy does NOT have any friends to play TTRPGs with and 4chan seems to be one of his if not THE only social outlet.
>>87529462nice
>>87535795damn, he's just like me frfr
>>87534958to gather riches to give your children a good life, maybe even give them the opportunity to climb up the social ladder so they can become nobles/rich merchants and don't die from famine, plagues, bandit attacks or something else which made poor people in the middle ages drop like flies
>>87534958To protect your waifu from the horde of orcs who want to rape and pillage, the dragon who wants to burn and add valuables to its hoard, the lich who wants to conquer the world and conscript all the living into its army, the demon lord who wants to drag the prime material into his abyssal realm.
