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Post WIPs and models.
>>86132000you should cut off the tip of your dick
>>86131843A Necron tombworld tabletop would be cool, especially if it was a permanent one with LEDs and shit
>>86132017I'm not jewish
>painting 40k Emperor's Children purpleExcuse me sir, that's illegal.
Anybody know how Corsair Voidreavers are as a troop option?
>>86131843>>Thread Question:>What factions or themes would you like to see get a terrain set big enough to fill a 6x4 board?tyranids deserve the scenery and it should be an option for a tyranid army to start tyrannoforming the board
>>86131843>TQNecron TombCraftworld GardensCommoragh VoidportTyranid Tyranoformation
I want an eldar gf.
>>86132000Post the squad bro
>>86132091you could become the eldar bf (he cute)
>>86132091>BL book states that extended stays in the Webway can more or less reverse Human aging to a degreeInteresting devwlopment.
>>86132084>WATCHANkickassia HD remaster>PLAYANTF2>LISTENANmatt orchard>READANnothing>EATANhad some ice cream earlier>DRINKANchai latte>PAINTANnothing, haven't done any building or painting since monday, I want a clear hobby space before I start on Votann tomorrow.
>becomes a daemon to be with his waifuIs he /ourguy/?
>>86132021you are now
>>86132127if you have a gf, you aren't my guy.
>>86132127that's the ultimate simp move you pussy.
>>86132120>more or lessDoes it reverse aging or not?
>>86132144>monogamy is simping now Sasuga zoomers.
Is there a non retarded way to run mentors along other Imperial forces? If you run a patrol it's minimum a character and troop, and I can't think of anything fitting from anything that can get Agent of the Imperium.
>>86132163Yes. Women will cheat, unless she's too dumb or ugly to.Why are you with a dumb/ugly woman? Is that all you can get?#Hustle#Grindset
>>86131948WIP of my new Tech-Priest for my custom forge world.Having fun with some Mechanicum stuff and huffing copium that Fires will actually be released some day.
>>86132158Well it seems to reverse again to a certain point.The inquisitor in question was kept prisoner on the Black Library and went from being a scarred old man needing a stasis suit to being in his mid twenties.
>>86132163turning yourself into a slave for eternity is most definitely simping. It's not like there are not other women you could enter into a monogamous relationship with, without selling your soul. Also you got the wrong generation, you cuck.
>>86132163No. You miss the point entirely. Shes along for the ride that is his life, not the other way around. Anything else is simping.
>>86132084>>WATCHANYoutube>>PLAYANMHW>>LISTENANhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4YuhsK-FJw>>READANManga>>EATANGarlic Bread>>DRINKANA soda>>PAINTANNothing currently still building stuffAlso have a funneh
Knight and Chaos Knight players!How are you planning to defeat the Dwarf menace?
Which subfaction has it worst?What unit is it missing to stand on its own?
>>86132197>turning yourself into a slave for eternity is most definitely simpingCorpse worshipers need not comment.
>>86132212Playing a different army
>>86132163Millennials be like:>this is my non-monogamous life partner Xir is nonbinary, has a lowkey moustache and is twice my height and weight
>>86132212Not playing against them. Works in most instances.
>>86132213Dark Eldar have been around for 20 years and only have 6 HQs, just one more than Votann the faction that isn't even out yet.
>>86132197>Also you got the wrong generation>t. zoomer in denial
>>86132250a birth date is a pretty cut and dry thing you dumb motherfucker. lol
>>86132248>6 hq's3 generic, 2 named versions of generic, and a named incubi. It'd be a whole lot different if they got 6 generic.
>>86132261Ok, zoom zoom
>>86132222You're building a whole different army just because of the dwarfs
>>86132263>3 genericReally all you need, named characters are cancer.
>>86132212I make dialogue with the tau players, but if the votann players join in I say no.
Us Squats players know it to be true
>>86132174>barrels undrilled>metalics lumpy>fingerprints in paintjob>snow base>pic related has seen some horrorson the positives I like the scheme and the and the lining of the paint is clean. Could be way worse, 7/10
>>86132222>>86132233>>86132295Votannigs are 100x better faction whatever yours is.LeagueChads are WINNING and there's no stop in sight.
>>86132265even zoomies know better than to throw their life away for pussy. You sound like the soi invested numales that are begging to be pegged by a fat bullydyke feminists, cause no other women will pay attention to them. Go kill yourself, faggot.
>>86132304>look, I posted the sissy hypno infographic againJesus, the cringe that we have seen.
>>86132326> You sound like the soi invested numales that are begging to be pegged by a fat bullydyke feministsAnon, I wouldn't project if I was you:No one brought this up before you, so how about your keep your freudian slips to yourself.
>here is our answer to a new generation of solider space boys. Totally better than those old ones that went heretic. Don’t worry about the details. Buy buy BUY>oh golly gee. Did those primaris turn traitor? Oh well what can you do. That’ll be $$$$$ please. Thank youuuuu
>>86132360I live in your walls.
>>86132320thanks for the rating anon, first time doing power (void) armor, so i've got some work to do on how i approach it.namely,>thinning>better metallics>not touching the fucking models while i paintalso yeah fuck painting eyes so I'm going for a darkest dungeon style for my faces, working on that too.
>>86132324>WINNING Can't win if you're banned lil nigga. Come back when you're a little mmm taller.
>>86132283You sure about that?
>>86132249Putting Custodes next to manlets really looks off putting scale wise
>>86132370>Can't win if you're banned lil nigga.They aren't actually that was just retards not understanding how that tourney works.
>>86132084>WATCHANThe great American anime, King of the Hill>PLAYANKC:D>LISTENANPodcasts when I’m working on stuff>READANLast thing I read was The Very Hungry Caterpillar, for my daughter>EATANPizzeria pizza, none of that big chain shit>DRINKANIced tea with lemon & honey>PAINTANNothing yet, only build now (repost)
>>86132372Well if the mold didn't break it would be good.
>>86132304man this sissy stuff is inescapable. I think the Youtube algorithm is rigged to keep recommending sissy hypno
>>86132279All my armies suck shit against them.>>86132324I am well aware. I currently have been working on Knights, Deathwing, and Custodes. All of which have no real answer for Squats.
So is this what 10th blood angels are going to look like? A bit of old ontop of new??
>>86131843Hello. I only like 500-1000 point armies. After that point I end up running out of units I like, end up getting shit I don't care for or triple up on units. What do you think?
>NOOOOOO YOU BYPASSED MY LEVIATHAN TRAIT WITH YOUR JUDGEMENT TOKEN THAT'S OP!
I'm on the verge of getting a Hierophant. I'm super tempted for $110
Is there any kind of archive of all the terrain GW have ever released?
>>86132417I think if you're running out of units you like at 500pts you don't actually like a faction
Which one do you like more: that the Tyranids are the vanguarde of an infinitely larger force or that they're scattered and increasingly desperate survivors?
>>86132174would probably benefit from you going back over the gold with another layer coat. your shade is making that pain scheme muddy af
>>86132410>Bit of old on top of newSounds in line with 40k. Though I can also see joytoy taking some liberties.
>>86132437Nta but I get distracted by something else that sounds cool or bored of the paint scheme.
>>86132417I think your blog post is now concluded
Who's your favorite terrain painter on YouTube?
>>86132437Well it's closer to 1000 I start to run out.By the time I have 30 troops, a tank, 3 hqs and a unit from each other selection I'm done.
>>86132410Matte red feels wrong on Blood angels
>>86132249My first army.Still assembling and painting.
>>86132456It's more building than painting but Eric's hobby workshop.
>>86132424How does Judgement bypass nid-transhuman? They still can't wound on better than 4+.
>>86132438I'd prefer not to know. Mystery is good.
>>86132438Tyranids are just advanced squigs unleashed by the Orks outside the galaxy to stir things up.
Is Thousand Sons really one of the most complicated codex rules-wise?I already have like 1500+ points of tzeentch daemons for my daemon army and one squad of 10 flamer rubrics for my chaos marines and the other CSM stuff like a forgefiend and a daemon prince. I also have 3 CK Wardogs I could bring.I was considering just grabbing Magnus and maybe a squad of terminators and fucking around with a tzeentch-soup-mix once in a while for the hell of it if they don't need a PhD to do anything.
>>86132279not the same anon, but as a DG player I'm not even bothering. Fortunately I have 1000 points of elves I can build on ;)
>>86132456AI has gone to far.
>>86132442Was attempting to make a copper color, actually, with gold being the color of the adornments. I wasn't able to find a metallic with a dark enough brown to match what I wanted, hence the heavy shading to make the armor look more brown. It didn't turn out how I wanted it to, so I found another dark brown metallic (tinny tin or maybe hammered copper from valejo) I'm going to use on future models, which I'll use way less shade on.
>>86132426do ityou know you won't use it, but you also know it's big enough to make for a cool scenographic presenceimagine running a game where each leg is an objective
>>86132474Because you don't roll to wound in the first place, and it counts as an unmodified 6.
Why did they ruin monolith?
>>86132505Because only new models get to be good.
>>86132456>>86132486Which program are you using to create these out of reference images? Is this Stable Diffusion?
>>86132505Duty > Monolith
>>86132528Okay we get you like the taste of leather and you probably like imperial guard
>>86131948>Is that you, Gabriel? The secrets of Kronus shall not pass my lips.
>>86132528Loner > Everyone
>>86132410it's the old blood angels upgrade sprue put on primarisdoubt they'll look like that but GW might reach a new low in lazyness
>>86132515But it did get a new model
>>86131945>I mean, with that criteria we might as well give up on the game ever having decent rules.kind of a given, my dude. if you're writing some rules for a minis game, you're on edition nine with three decades invested in the project, and you still haven't ironed the kinks out of basic systems that are used in every game, well. if it was gonna come together, it would have happened a long time back.
>>86132488check out this line of metallics. they have very good coppers, aluminum, steel, brass, etc. their only one that sucks is the gold which is too green but otherwise they are some of the best metallics you can get. a bit pricier but they last for fucking ever and cover 100% in a single coat, airbrushed or brush on. also dropper bottles with a ball bearing mixer and a good cap. really game changing metallics
>>86132553Alternatively, if the people crying bitch tears about 40k not being perfect were ever going to stop and move on they probably should have
>>86132084>WATCHANIs it wrong to pick up girls in a dungeon.>>PLAYANNothing >>LISTENANThe chats>>READANWarhawk>>EATANWhite chocolate >>DRINKANCoffee >>PAINTANIW squad. Going to pick up some aeronautica stuff and paint it WS and imperial navy to match a battle fleet gothic force.
They did a great 1:1 to the art with Helbrecht and the Castellan, why'd they fuck up Bayard?
>>86132587Bayard is dead so they had to get some kid to replace him.
>>86132056This would be epic.
>>86132587Why does it need to be a 1:1
>>86132557Thanks anon, will certainly try if the colors I mentioned don't work out.
Given that the Dark Admech was founded on rejecting all the rules of tech-heresy the government put on them, how is it that none of their chaos forge worlds have rediscovered AI and blown up the galaxy with new men of iron?
>Legally, it's a war crime>Morally, it's a sin against God and nature>Personally, I like itwhat WARHAMMER 40,000 army most ably captures this feel?
>>86132611AI is weak shit compared to injecting daemons into a robot.
if the strongest psykers are alpha, are the strongest nulls omega or sigma?
>>86132587Why do GW modelers think these contorsionist poses are good? What the fuck is the 35th anniversary mini doing? Is he falling from the sky? Is he fumbling to get a hold on the sword?If you're gonna nostalgia wank at least do it properly.>Our audience gobble anything we makesure does
>>86132613Slaanesh traitor guard
>>86132587Right isn't an official model right? Not that I don't like it
was there a mega for the daemons codex like there was for csm?
>>86132639>contorsionist pose>Plunging a sword downwardsRetard.
>>86132611because 40k is terribly worldbuilt and it's all the space marines' fault
>>86132587Because the one on the right isn't Bayard.The model is just inspired/loosely based on that art piece, Jessus Christ, stop being such massive autists.
>>86132680It’s actually all Chaos’ fault; the setting made total sense before GW crudely crowbarred them in partway through 1st edition.
>>86132611I would love a book about DAoT AI fighting chaos warfleets by being better at physics than they are
>>86131948Finished the last guy today. Pretty happy how they turned out.
>>86132611AI is banned by them. Shits dangerous.
>>86132603Because it is based on the art, they even have it in the background of the promo to invite comparison. I mean I know they can't sculpt to exact detail but they stripped it all off for their bland EC sculpt and misaligned sword. Head swap is worse too, went from solemn to bald baby rage. Probably just gonna use a Templar Brethren head.
>>86132484I wouldnt really say they're complex, but since a lot of the faction's power is tied to the psychic phase there's a lot to remember. Unlike most armies where you only really need to look at a model to quickly remember their wargear you have to remember what every single psyker in your army knows.
>>86132587Whoever is responsible for the purity seals: I beg you. Please stop.
>>86132731you don't have to apply them
>>86132639He's plunging a sword downwards. How do you not see that?
>>86132611They just shove daemons into everything because GW has largely forgotten they exist.
>>86132613Leagues of Votann
>>86132717You told me it's different, not why it's a problem that it is
>>86132474the autowound counts as a 6.
>>86132706They look better than my WBI really like the writing under the logo
>>86132708Why would chaos ban mad AI when they're the ones who drove the AI mad in the first place?
>shows up to vraks unannounced >kills the alpha legion forces there>doesn't elaborate further>leaves
>>86132784Of course the traitorfags would come in to kill the actual loyalist helpers.Fucken cringe.
>>86132782Shits dangerous man. Shoving a daemon in is much safer.
>>86132469>Eric's hobby workshop.Guy didn't even prime his HH Ultramarine, unsubbed
>>86132677>>86132743You niggers I know he's supposed to be plunging the sword, that's what the original artwork is doing and better.I swear these threads are full of 0 to 100 mph clueless retards.
>>86131843>What factions or themes would you like to see get a terrain set big enough to fill a 6x4 board?Dark Eldar
>>86132780Thanks man, I'm a bit autistic about making every model in my army unique so these were approximately 9h per model. I stole the words under logo from some random fb post lol.
Are we still mad about Primaris?
>>86132861Yes, and you should be too.
>>86132805>Imperium: here you go old timer, have a nap and remember: only in death does duty end. See you next battle, and sweet dreams :)>Chaos: hahaha fucking bitch, fucking faggot, how does having your arms and legs chopped off feel? Sit there and seethe for the next few decades until we remember you bitch lol lmaoWhy are they like this?
>>86132873Because they're EEEEVUL.
>>86132873>Why are they like this?abusive dads
>>86132873Being cartoonishly evil is fun.
>>86132304these guys have a podcast that has over 250 episodes. Do you guys have a similar level of commitment to your army?
>>86132769Yes I did. The purpose of basing a model on an artwork is to incorporate what is appealing about that artwork, not remove it. This is possible even with deviation from 1:1. If that's too subjective, copy pasting the misaligned sword hilt without fixing it is just lazy.
>>86132812>What the fuck is the 35th anniversary mini doing? Is he falling from the sky? Is he fumbling to get a hold on the sword?You're the one who asked the question. Looking at it, the mini pose depicts the situation better than the art. The BT is holding down the Ork's claw with his right foot. He's delivering the killing stroke to an enemy that's down but still very dangerous
>>86132873Someone's gotta play the decepticons anon. Might as well enjoy it.
>>86132892being an evolutionary dead end does not require commitment, it's merely a byproduct of being genetically defective.
>>86132045 Gryfalcon 'Big Dick Energy' Pattern bikes>>Dawneagle pattern scooters
>>86132864I kinda am, but mostly I’m sick of so many YouTube clowns that defend them
>>86132928dude like 95% of podcasts end before the fifth episode. These guys have been running a podcast for years. On a topic that most people lose interest in after cumming. You don't have to respect their beliefs, but you have to respect that they've put way more work into their podcast than you have into your army
>>86132923>pretentious>english teacher syndromeit all adds upno, the pose is worse because it lacks the strength and driving axis of the original, get fucked
>>86132898So it's not a problem, you just felt the need to reply to me. Good talk champ
>>86132948Stop watching Kiketube then.
>>86132925New noise marines when?
Opinions on Corsairs?
>>86132955how is it not a problem?
>>86132967when you convert them
>>86132954I'm sorry that you're unhappy, anon
>>86132968The forge world elitists will complain but the update is good
>>86132967Winter next year at the absolute earliest. 2024 is more realistic. But my money is on 2025
Are there rules for Contemptors in CSM armies or do you have to run it as a Hellbrute?
>>86132975Is the marine half of Indomitus a good start for a marine force if I can get it cheap? I'm thinking White Scars, so the Bladeguard and Outriders are probably good. Alternatively I can get the Dark Imperium half cheap too so thats an option.
>>86133027Yeah, it’s over 1000 points for like $200 tops, and had exclusive stuff.
>>86132976You argue like a spineless pile of shit. I'm supposed to feel bad about being unhappy over a model that could have been better if GW was not content with making garbage for people who would be happy regardless?What a waste of my time
>>86132613>rations are corpse starch>corpse starch is people>most people that arent wealthy have eaten people >rich people (hedonists) ALSO eat people, but without the starchso basically anyone, including me. I aint starvin when theres 8 billion steak dinners walking around unaware and im a hell of a lot faster than most of em.
>>86132873Based Vorx lets his dreadnought pal roam the bowels of his ship eating mutants and stuff.
>>86133065You should stop the samefagging, nobody cares.
>>86133065It's a good model. Not really appropriate for a tabletop army, but a nice display piece. It's OK if you don't like it but you seem really upset about it for some reason.
>>86133005I don’t think they would be more than 18 months after the WE get their codex and models. This year for chaos has been pretty I’ll and it wouldn’t surprise me if next year is similar.
>>86133027both are good especially if you can get them cheap - Indomitus is choppy, DI is shootyIIRC Indomitus has more points and characters, and more distinctive unique sculpts, whereas the stuff in Dark Imperium you can get more straightforwardly - the characters which were once unique to the boxset now have similar characters which can be bought separately, and the units in DI are in more of the start collecting boxes so you might wrangle them cheaper than individual retail value if someone doesn't want some unit from the start collecting boxes
>>86132968They're cool, I hope Yriel's eventual plastic kit can be dual built as a generic Corsair Pince
>Orks have been invading our world for years>Astartes battlecruiser is in near orbit>Plea for help!>They deem our world too shitty and unimportant and are beginning to leave>Grab the vox mic and start yelling "FUCK THE EMPEROR! FUCK THE EMPEROR! FUCK THE EMPEROR!">It's now raining drop pods in the sky
>>86133094I'm basing it off the big gaps between TS, DG, and WE. This isn't ust replacing some old models like CSM or adding to an existing army like CK, this is a whole ass entire new army. And we're already getting two of those this year. Plus they seem to be caught on the backfoot with how popular the HH stuff has been
>>86131948My knight. Please disregard the spot where the primer peeled off with the masking tape, I have repair plans.>>86132179Ah the soulful 30k priests, nice. What do I need to tell my doctor to get prescribed the good copium? Clearly you must know if you're still hopeful for FoC (And I want some of that cope for myself)>>86132084>WATCHANStarted edgerunners, fun so far>PLAYANSplatoon 3>LISTENANDumpstaphunk (look em up)>READANNothing currently>EATANCandied jalepenos I made, with cream cheese on a ritz>DRINKANOld Fashioned. Luv me bourbon>PAINTANPic
>>86133127Another chaos beakie art for my collection.
I HATE THE ADEPTUS MECHANICUSI HATE THE ADEPTUS MECHANICUSI HATE THE ADEPTUS MECHANICUSFUCK SKITARIIFUCK MARS
Anyone got the captioned version of this?
I'm actually super proud of this
>>86131843finally a good thread
>>86133169>Dumpstaphunk (look em up)I did. The last half of United nations Stomp is a banger, 8/10.
>>86132312Damn if it ain't true
>>86133244Keep an eye on their winrates to see exactly how dangerous AI is.
>>86133244Let me rephrase. AI over 5'9 is dangerous.
>>86133017There are hellforged contemptors
>>86133254Anon there's no models on those bases.
>>86133065You sound like a faggot that'd never be happy even if you got the exact thing you wanted. I am glad thag you are angry and the model isn't to your liking.There's reason why "people" like you aren't the target demographic anymore, this whole retarded replychain is an testament to that.
Is it based or cringe that I sculpted boob armor for my female marine?
>>86133169>(look em up)Wish I hadn't
>>86133336Which model of cogitator is this?
>>86132084>WATCHANCooking videos>PLAYANNothing>LISTENANNothing>READANBible>EATANJust had some stew>DRINKANWater>PAINTANNothing for now, still assembling doods.
>>86133353Man of iron
>>86133336>Murders 3 adeptus mechanicus like its nothingWelp
>>86133307It's still WIP but I really like how the base came out, using only snakebite leather and some golden skin toneAnd on the topic, I still have no idea what to run this guy as, a second MoP?, A sorcerer? Maybe clip off the staff and make it into a crozius for a DA
>>86132091I do not want an eldar girlfriend. If I had one, then I would go to great lengths to get rid of her.
>30 guardsmen>3 Leman russ>command squad>3x heavy weaponsThis is the basic needs of an imperial guard army, it doesn't even reach 1000 points and it costs £300
>>86133412Foolish mon'keigh, her arms and legs would be far longer than yours, she would have no problem going to greater lengths to keep you.
They killed millions.
>>86133477Tell me about Kriegers, why do they wear the masks?
This is what a real squat looks like. This is what they looked like before gw decided to change everything. This is what a squat army could have been.
>Urani-Surtr Regulates have no units with less than T5 and 4+Cool.
>>86133477In order to lose millions
>>86133477They kill billions>>86133505>muh generic dwarf
>>86132603Because it is a model celebrating a particular piece of artwork. See also; the 25th anniversary model, or more recently this warhammer plus model. they could have just advertised it as a unique emperor's champion sculpt and I'd have no problems with that. But bringing up a specific piece of art as inspiration when the source is arguably not even present is a bit silly. They could have at least tried to paint on the various BT icons instead of leaving it plain.
>>86133504They couldn’t make le happy gas mask noises XD without them
>>86133521>They kill billionsVraks only had maybe 5 million on the renegade side(this is a generous estimate) so no it was only in the millions.
>>86133212>I can see your Under pants
>>86133314>you'd never be happy with the garbage I'm content with>I'm glad you're angry>"people">the future is now, old man>testamentI don't know if I should be impressed by the amount of bullshit you can spew or how full of yourself you can belay of the cum, retard-san
>>86133547Who the hell is talking about vraks
>>86132056Some Tzeentch or Slannesh terrain would be nice. Also Eldar Exodite jungle world theme.
I think it’s very funny that the legion with the largest body count is very likely the First legion. > "For the Lion!">the Dark angel said as they glass they’d nth planet of the solar day. Fuckin world eaters wished they were that efficient. Although I guess death guard is a close second.
So why does Cain keep him around?
>>86133547>loses 14 million to kill a garrison almost a third their own sizeWhat a bunch of clowns lmao
>>86132213>Troop for HireMercenaries shouldn't make up the core troop of a faction >Fast KabalGrapple chain Kabalites. They all use chain hooks already, might as well have a unit that specializes in it. Optional warp spider teleporter packs with venom blades.>Fast CovenSome kind of long multi-spine boneworm creature with obvious humanoid elements stretched into it that can burrow. Optionally something more leechlike in nature.>Heavy CultShowstopper hellatrix who give arena fights a dramatic finish with explosive results and little regard for their own safety. Washed up Wyches who need a gimmick for attention.>Heavy for HireSome bigger exotic beast to round out the beast selection for the slave master a bit better. Maybe a "looted monstrosity" from another faction >Transport for HireSee Troops >Flyer for CovenSome big winged monstrosity of bodies stitched together with surgical collection tools hanging from it>Flyer for HireCorsair Phoenix
>>86133098Sounds like Indom is the good choice for a more melee focused chapter, thanks
Real squats in 40k when?
>>86133629when you convert them
>>86133587Because he's saved his life more times than he can recall, never questions orders once they've been given, has a dogged tenacity for life that seems to allow horrifying shit that would cripple the sanity of most men to wash over him, and he has a meltagun.
>>86133505Literally nothing 40k about this
if you buy leagues of votann it is legal to kill you
>>86133698Good. Then I can make a valid self-defense kill.
>>861334493 Start Collecting sets which is all of that sans the Command Squad is £135. Are you having a stroke?
>>86133399I love those old wraithlords.
Anyone mixed in Skorpekhs? They look nice but they don't feel necron at all to me. I could make a skorpehk army but it doesn't feel right.
Do you assemble your models fully before painting?Do you do pic related with all or only big ones?
>>86133868Why is that harlot not in the digestion pool with the others?
>>86133892>>86133882>>86133868This art isn't bad but does anyone remember when mtg art was considered godly?
>>86133903What kind of question is that? I just paint.
>>86133713Shitposters don’t have any beliefs.
>>86133910I've played MtG since 6th edition and I weep at the art daily now
>>86133840Honestly I dislike most of the 9e stuff. Especially the crypteks without legs.
New to the game-my friend is telling me that you have access to ALL the strategems in your codex and in the core book, EVERY battle, and you're only restrained by CP expenditure. Is this true? This seems like an outrageous number of rules to keep track of.
>>86133911I've always wondered about painting on the sprue. Do you find it accessible enough to reach all the angles on parts? Always seemed kind of restrictive.
>>86133925>he's still enabling WotC
>>86132456The Terrain Tutor is based if you can take his constant slurping noise he makes every 11 seconds
>>86133938I buy no packaged products or anything directly from them. Hell, most pickups I make are on ebay
>>86133932>have to clip them off, clean moldlines and file the nubs, fill gaps, then paint it all over againCertified retard technique
>>86133929>New to the game>but I know explicitly what all this shit isb r u h
>>86132515Monolith got refreshed with the rest of the necron line. But surely you'd know that unless you were a secondary
>>86132557>>86132609Keep in mind coverage is phenomenal over dark colours but sometimes struggles over whites or bold colours. If you basecoat anything intended to be metallic with a black you'll have nothing but smooth sailing ahead of you
>>86132545those power nipples
>>86133926It doesn't really feel necron right? I am going to get an overlord and royal warden and remove all the jewelry and see how it looks. The skorpekhs feel very off to me,, and all the little critters and tripods really don't feel fitting.
>>86132690I'm disappointed about his baldness tho
I would like a low model count army with little to no vehicles. Am I stuck with custodes and/or grey knights?
I have a plan to collect Imperial Guard based on the Third Armageddon War. My plan is a bunch of infantry platoons, enough for a company, along with a armour company of Minervan Tank Legions(aka three squadrons of three Leman Russes, plus one Tank Commander, all ten of whom have magnetized weapon options), as well as a company of vehicle artillery, with three squadrons of three basilisks each(that have their chassis hollow and magnetized so i can swap between Griffons and Basilisks).The infantry platoons would each be a command squad and three infantry squads, with a bunch of special weapons and HWTs, each of the following regiments being one of the platoons:>plastic Cadian Shock Troopers in a sort of Desert Storm-like camo.>plastic Death Korps of Krieg in the snazzy looking blue and red french uniform from WWI.>Armageddon Steel Legion, obviously.>Savlar Chem Dogs made from Tallarn, Valhallan, and Catachan plastic and whatever else and converted with the Chem Mask Heads and Chem Tank Backpacks from Victoria MinisI think it'll be fun, and easy to do(how hard can painting three squads and fifteen or twenty extras with special weapons be?), and lore-tastic. And, I can just say their army group was reassigned to different parts of the galaxy if I am autistic to justify why they arent constantly fighting orks on armageddon.Question is, how do I fit the Jopall Indentured Squadrons in? I love their scoundrel money and loot obsessed unorthodox assholery, like selling an artilelry piece to an important ork big mek only to detonate the plastic explosive in the undercarriage, killing the big mek. Maybe have them as the crews for the Artillery Company? I cant figure out what models to use for them without going full 3rd party.
>>86134003that's nice anon. when are you buying models?
>>86134004>implying I don't already
>>86132587I'm so fucking tired of special edition marine models and orks jobbing on model basesImagine if the model were an ork nob crushing a marine with his power klawI would buy that and I don't even play orks
>>86132967each Eurovision we get new Noise Marines>Eurovision is a Slaanesh cult>Eurodance is what Noise Marines would sound like
>>86133992>>86133926I thought only destroyer cult Necrons with a revulsion for life modified their bodies away from humanoid form. Isn't it a symptom of their madness? Seems out of place for the supposedly more lucid Crypteks. Or are wraiths and skorpehks a different thing?
>>86134021then why downgrade to playing 40k?
Whose the worse 40k YouTuber >no you can’t say all of them >or Pleasant Kenobi.
>>86134045literally whoanyway40k channels on youtube are always cancerous
>>86134045>>no you can’t say all of themFuck you, all of them
>>86134039They renamed wraiths to destroyers and made a new bug unit and named them wraiths to fill the gap.Then skorpekhs are destroyers so the Lord is too. But the crypteks and shit, its just flanderization
>>86134045I don't watch any so I couldn't tell you.
>>86134045I don't know any warhammer youtuber's name, watched a few vids and didn't like any of them
>>86134015I already have a bunch of cadians I'm going to start my cadian platoon with after I'm done my demi-company of dark angels.I'll have to get a bunch of bits off eBay so I can have enough kneeling legs for my heavy weapon teams, and so I can convert the heavy bolters into ones that can be carried and hip fired because I really like the LMG aesthetic that some of the old Necromunda Heavy Bolter lads had.Then after that, I guess I'll buy like, four plastic Krieg kits from my local to support them and have enough bits for everything.What should be my artillery regiment?
>>86133932By definition, you can reach every surface on the sprue by approaching it at a 90 degree angle. The problem is >>86133959I suppose you could scrape the moldlines and cut off all the nubs but one that connects to a part of the model that's gonna get glued anyway, but that might be more trouble than it's worth.
>remove pointless nucron jewellery>it suddenly looks like a power ful necron
>>86134071>But the crypteks and shit, its just flanderization>>86134039>I thought only destroyer cult Necrons with a revulsion for life modified their bodies away from humanoid form. Isn't it a symptom of their madness? Seems out of place for the supposedly more lucid Crypteks. are you dopes forgetting about Szeras, who has always possessed a body with extra arms and spider legs
>>86134102Artillery should definitely be Jopall.
40k players shouldn’t be allowed to use the word Flanderization anymore. Go to your rooms
>>86134003Based similarly obsessed autist. Giant space wars are great.
>>86132212Don't Chaos Knights have MW spam? There should be some kind of Dread fuckery that shuts things down.Also, I think "Can't reroll wounds" ability doesn't effect "reroll if it doesn't get to the inflict damage step" which I think Knights have in some form.It's just too bad Noble Combatants doesn't work with sweep attacks.
>>86133071A true chad
>>86132695Chaos was intended from the beginning. They were simply being saved for the Realms of Chaos, which had been years in the making.
>>86134163They can deal some, but not to the level of spam. Knights are just gigacucked because they're getting 3 tokens on the big knights regardless of what they do, and then their one major defensive tech is just fucking gone
How does /tg/ feel about Ciaphas Cain?
>>86132611AI seems to hate chaosThere's a bit in a HH book where a Kastelan with true AI exorcises a possessed tech priest by overflowing him with pure logic until he fries
>>86133336Is he friendly?
>>86134232YesHe will kill someone if he thinks they will blow his cover as an AI, but he doesn't like that he has to do it
I want to make a Chaos xenos race that lives in the Halo Zone that may have fought Macharius in the pastWould it contradict the Macharian Crusade lore too much?
>>86134219First ever 40k novel I ever read, and only one I've read until I just started The Founding Gaunt's Ghosts omnibus just recently.Cant find ciaphas Cain books without ridiculous wear and tear, or ludicrous price, so I guess I'll never see his relationship with Inquisitor waifu develop further. It was cute.
>see autarch for £18I thought this was a fair price then I remembered it was 18 quid for 1 28mm model and I think that should never be more than 10 quid So no buy, sad!
Who is more evil deldar or chaos?
>>86134404Chaos. Deldar are just insanely depraved.
>>86134397>eldar player doesn't buy eldar modelWhat else is new? Sky is blue?
>>86134404Depends on the particular expression of Chaos, but I would probably lean towards DEldar.Then again, everything they do is to escape Chaos so maybe Slaanesh is even worse.
>>86134414It's a point of self respect
>>86134404Deldar. You barely have free will in chaos after a point, while the dark eldar have the ability not to be that way.
>>86134428Eldarfags self-respecting themselves out of existence for nigh on 35 years!
>>86134428What self respect
>>86134436based, so fucking based
>>86134440Not spending £20ish for 1 28mm plastic miniature
>>86132391Based faction, why couldn't they give us a Vraks killteam box instead of orks?
>>86134448But you would for a 30mm miniature
>>86134414>you NEED to buy models at prices you don't want>you N-NEED to "support the hobby">*has a mental breakdown and starts ranting about how eldar players DESERVE to be cock and ball tortured in a damp nottingham basement* Get a life.
>>86134468>doesn't buy any models>will continue to complain that his faction doesn't get updates Many such cases.
>>86134468Then everyone clapped from inside your walls
>>86134468>Be Eldarfag>See model I like>Can't afford it>Come crying to 4channel to vent my frustration>Get mockedTHIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
>>86134478I'd buy howling banshees if they weren't £36 rrp for 5.I'd buy an autarch if it was £12I do buy metal and finecast banshees since they sell for £20
>>86134491Ok, just don't complain when you don't get updates.
>>86134491>I'd buy it BUTWe get it, you're an eldarfag.
It's like you guys don't even secondary market.
>>86134478>will continue to complain that his faction doesn't get updates Cool, when did I do that? Or are you just jousting with the windmills in your head again?
>>86134512Not murican, great price though for that
>>86134448>>86134468>mfw it costs even more in burgerlandSucks it's the only way to get a female autarch but I will give GW credit for making it compatible with the winged pack autarch. Hopefully there will still be eldar halves of eldritch omens on ebay once I finish my eldar start collecting.
>>86134117bruh what is that paint job
>>86134556>but I will give GW credit for making it compatible with the winged pack autarchThey actually fix the rules there?
>>86134488>be me>be chaosfag>notice trend of a small group of people going absolutely insane and going on long winded rants about deserved squats this support the hobby that>make fun of them>n-no you can't afford models, no you're cryingLmfaoing at the pure state of yous. Imagine being personally offended by a group of people you imagine as not rebuying their armies every two years to the degree that you are on a constant stadnby to seethe about them.>>86134486How new?
>>86134566>on long winded rants about deserved squats this support the hobby thatYou ok ESL?
>>86134219Despite being inspired by them, Cain is not really like Flashman or Blackadder. He's just a tsundere himbo with imposter syndrome. Underneath the layer of false bravado and charm there is a selfish coward, and underneath that layer there is the genuine charm of a guy so affable he is a loyal friend to a smelly null.
>>86134562>They actually fix the rules there?Yup, I think they faq'd it shortly after the codex released. Really silly to depict an illegal loadout on the cover and not fix it.
I have decided.Tomorrow I will buy an Avatar of Khaine and the Corsair Voidscarred.With them, I will have reached 2k points with my first army.
>>86134566>It's everybody's fault but mineCope, Eldarfag.
>>86134598k, now post yours
>>86134603It's not yours. Name retard.
>>86133587Useful, competent, loyal, etc.
>>86134627lmao newfag, you've fallen for himNow post your models.
>>86134627lol but they are mine. do you have models?
>>86133070The entire point of the Corpse Grinder Cult in Necromuna is that they're butchers who ate the meat before it was "purified" into corpse starch.So I guess corpse starch comes from dead bodies but isn't remotely similar to its constituent ingredients.
>>86133587he has a meltagun
>>86134404Deldar, Chaos are all plebs who think they realise some """truth""" or are on the """right""" side...
so can you make the jarl a beepboop or are the heads designed in a shitty way where you can't easily swap them around like that
>>86135060>can you make the jarl a beepboopOf course not.
>>86135101there could be some extra detail like how the Blackstone Fortress man of iron has a little cylon eye-slit in his ball bearing.
>>86135134Buy some metal-etching bits.
>>86132084>WATCHANnothing>PLAYANlob-corp>LISTENANhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLG1ys2CGcI>READANnothing presently>EATANcake from work>DRINKANwater>PAINTANgottah get to my mechs