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BREAK IF NOTHING HAPPENS - Discussion Question:What will Marisha’s next character be?
CRITICAL ROLE
BED, BATH, and DND BEYOND Ding Dong The Witch is Dead Edition
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=RECAP OF THE LAST EPISODE=
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Laudna is going to come back. You're delusional if you think otherwise.
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

Chances this thread won’t hit bump limit again
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>>86123519
0 people think she's staying dead
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What are we going to complain about today, bros?
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has anyone updated the big creepy Liam collage yet?
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>>86123540
OP seems to think so.
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>>86123498
>What will Marisha’s next character be?
Gnome Armorer Artificer with an unrequited crush on Orym
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More scripted bullshit in a different snowflaked wrapper. It's Named or Nothing.
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Well, /crg/?
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>>86123519
The question is how quickly?

>Molly died in episode 26
>Laudna died in Episode 34
>When you subtract 34-26 you get 8
>8 is the symbol of infinity
>you are here forever
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>>86123498
Hey guys, can you watch this tree for me? It's really important. I'll be back to grab it later.
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>>86123498
>What will Marisha’s next character be?
Laudna still.
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I've come to make an announcement, Fearne Calloway is a sexy ass motherfucker she pissed on my fucking dice. That's right, she took her delicious fucking lemonade dispensing snacth out and she pissed on my fucking dice and said my dice were here territory and I said "That's arousing." so I'm making a bragging post on my4channel.org. Freane Calloway you got a hydro pump pussy, it's the strength of this fire hose except way stronger, and guess what? Here's what my jetstream looks like.*KASPOOOSH* That's right baby, all pressure no droples, no puddling, look at that it looks like a waterfall! She fucked my dice so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the stream! That's right, this is what you get! MY SUPER LAZER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the stream. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on THE THREAD! How do you like that Mercer? I PISSED ON THE THREAD YOU IDIOT! You have 23 hours until the piss drrrrroplets hit the fucking stream, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too.
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>>86123569
kek they tried to make her skinny and now her fat black head looks too big for her body
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>>86123569
we
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>>86123559
RTA
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>>86123546
Was going to, but it kept making me ill. Sorry.
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>>86123569
can't believe anyone liked her portrayal as any NPC let alone one of the most infamous goddesses in fantasy. She just played every character as an aggressive "sassy" black woman
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>>86123574
sure anon, I've got you
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Hello everyone and welcome to today's episode of Critical Role
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>>86123569
It's kind of funny how drow are always supposed to be black as tar but artists can't be bothered to adapt their shading/lighting style and just make them purple instead.
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rip the only LGBTQIA+++ ship in C3 thanks a lot matt i’m literally going to purposely fail a suicide attempt over this
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>>86123559
Why on earth would i watch a video essay about a scripted game of d&d?
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>>86123599
bark lives matter
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and this is going to help us sell... what, again?
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>"...sit around and play Dungeons&Dragons"
not
>"...sit around and collaborate a play based on DnD"
Ever the phony, Matt is sticking with that intro forever.
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MRW I check the /crg/ thread only to find that despite PCs 'dying' there is still nothing happening.
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>>86123614
OH NO
IS THAT
SILVERFACE
CANCEL HIM CANCEL HIM RIGHT NOW
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>>86123605
If Laudna doesn't return immediately I will beat my lesbian 2-spirit wife over this. Think about that! Matt!
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>>86123632
That is clearly goldface moron.
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lives are literally at stake
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>>86123621
hey based retard, you realize this is a show meant to entertain spectators right? this hasn't been an actual game since CR1. and honestly matt dropped the pretenses of this being an actual game with CR2 with how no consequence that shitstorm was
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isnt this a bit racist?
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i was expecting some delicious screencaps of twitter snowflake tears guys where is it
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>>86123644
>>86123653
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>>86123658
No.
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>>86123646
sorry, i have f.lux and it adjusts my screen's colors after the sun sets to make it easier on my eyes, it looks like silver to me
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CashApp ads? How long until Stakes and SportsBet hop on the train?
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>Knowing he couldn't ever perma-die anyway due to Keyleth backstory script.
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I heard Matt killed some characters recently. is that true?
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Ashley is looking fine tonight
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>>86123660
Eh
Too much effort to go through all of it
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>>86123559
Fucking hell, I wish I never looked this dude up. He seriously believes the cast consciously thinks about these things. My boy, it's a fucking D&D game. Nobody creates a character thinking "hhhmmm yes time to tackle toxic masculinity". Good lord I hate this fanbase so much.
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>>86123676
no
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>>86123660
It's actually interesting to see the different reaction to this death than Molly's. It seems like the fanbase has shifted. Maybe the new fans who started with C2 realized that the consequences were bullshit, and now they want blood like we do?
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>>86123676
No :)
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>>86123676
He only got to kill one and it was the one that is most likely to come back
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>cashapp and shopify are sponsors
>new merch literally every single week
>fired one of their own significant others for being rude on twitter
damn they’re so freaking greedy. I’ve never seen anyone or group achieve minor online fame and completely change their whole shit to sellout this hard
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>>86123683
>>86123685
>>86123689
Figured. My friend made it sound like a big deal, but I couldn't imagine Doormatt actually taking the kiddie gloves off
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>>86123686
>dat water weight
She keeps looking pregnant.
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>>86123559
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How did he react to "recognize the alpha", then?
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>>86123559
>>86123682
What the fuck is this guy talking about lmao
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>>86123684
it's ok to kill lesbians because they are "normalized". Killing a gay man, or whatever the fuck molly was, is queer erasure apparently
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it begins >:)
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The moichendising insists that she will return.
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guys, Laura just told me she loved me. I won.
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do the ultra liberals who fancy themselves perfect pure little woke saints realize how much they sustain a system of exploitation and ecological destruction by continuously buying all this useless shit?
ah who am I kidding
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>>86123677
In the "passable" meaning of the word fine, sure
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>>86123693
Well, to be more accurate, he actually killed 3 characters. They had enough resources to revive 2. Still better than Matt's usual 7+powerful npc vs a gopher with a knife
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>>86123690
Gotta feed the merchcows.
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>>86123714
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It's thursday.
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ONE BY ONE WE FALL OR SOMETHING
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>>86123714
You're not funny
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>>86123676
Only with consent and more approved story arc
>collaborative storytelling
>>86123621
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It's thursdays niiiiiiiiight
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>>86123721
they don’t gotta, but they chose to do so anyway because they are spiritually whores
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This show sucks so bad yet I can't stop watching it. What gives?
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Haha, Liam is so funny and handsome
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I feel like they're almost certain to let Marisha play a new character for like three sessions just to get one more face to put on their merch. New shirts, new pins, whatever.
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We are currently 24 minutes 27 seconds into the broadcast. The total runtime is 4 hours and 50 minutes. The break begins 2 hours and 15 minutes into the broadcast.

Long episode means Namek night.
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>>86123740
you want to hang out and shitpost with us here? thats the only reason i even watch and i go to bed promptly when they go to break or at the 2 hour mark, whichever comes first.
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>>86123740
You got nothing better to do
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>>86123718
>I'm green!
>buys useless shit on amazon every 2 days
>makes sure to get it delivered the very next day so a million inneficient truck drives have to happen
>all this garbage is brought from china on gigantic containers who pollute more in 1 trip than entire countries
>fly 12x a year to comic cons and other useless gatherings
>OMG stop polluting!
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I'm betting they learn laudna auto rezzes in 2 months game time and matt lets marisha play a level 20 npc for 3-4 games
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>>86123740
Because we enjoy hating it together Anon
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>>86123744
It means introducing Marisha's new character.
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The only way I can still enjoy this is if Matt brings back the NPC who killed them, hunt them all down and then Chetney and Ferne have a sweaty elongated sex scene as their final moments.
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>>86123604
Anon, the year is 2022, it's racist to depict drow with black skin
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>>86123753
>I'm betting they learn laudna auto rezzes in 2 months game time
How does this change the necrophilia situation?
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Did Treshi shit in the hole?
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oh shit they moved ashley. probably means no plans to bring marisha back right away huh
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>>86123718
I'm pretty far left myself buy I literally and figuratively don't buy into their shit. You've only experienced casual, normie libs that want their starbucks and virtue signaling. Fuck capitalism desu.
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Ashley looks lovely tonight. She should always be on top between Sam and Travis
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>We are currently 28 minutes 39 seconds into the broadcast.

>The total runtime is 4 hours and 50 minutes.

>4 hours and 50 minutes
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>>86123773
Gotta love that they started making good Drow at the same time they turned Drow kind of white, so now the only good Drow are the white Drow.
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>>86123763
I cant wait for this little backbreaker to give it to fearne
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>>86123621
Based
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>>86123773
Oh no!
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>>86123690
Who was that?
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>>86123777
trips of truth. rip
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>>86123559
Oh god yt recommended me one of his videos. A spineless faggot in every video.
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Ashley is so pretty want to cuddle
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>>86123786
Brian W Foster
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>>86123783
Same, she bout to get RTA'd
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>>86123559
he sure tackle masculinity by being such a pussy
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they're gonna go visit Keyleth and guess who is gonna play her
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>>86123810
me
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Character rankings: Fearne > Laudna > Chet > FCG > Ashton > Imogen > Orym

The last three were hard because I don't like any of them desu
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>>86123810
Things like this are just a huge obvious tip off that this shit is scripted.
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>>86123812
Hey Marisha
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>>86123810
matt
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>>86123810
no Matt will play her I’m pretty sure he’s said before they become his NPCs when the players are done with them
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>>86123821
Hi I like to fuck dogs lol
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>tailspin: FUCK.FUCKITY FUCK FUCK. FUCKING FUCK.*sigh*
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>>86123817
>Ashton > Imogen > Orym
ashton is a completer dumpster fire desu. melty just can't rp for shit
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>>86123821
It's clearly liam he's going to use this to fuck laura
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>>86123817
>The last three were hard
I'd put Ashton last. Imogen and Orym are simply a bit boring and flat. Ashton is obnoxious in multiple ways.
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>>86123498
>What will Marisha’s next character be?
Bimbo Paladin
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>>86123825
>no Matt will play her
Take a drink each time Mercer looks into the camera and apologizes for playing the character.
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>>86123621
This
>fuck around for 10-20 episodes, the retards will watch anyway
>when it's time to get the numbers up, matt goes "ok everyone, XYZ will happen in the next episode" and they all agree on how everything will go, approximately
>CRshits will defend this and claim it's what everybody does in their home campaigns
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>>86123829
Hmmm, alright...you know what, let's get a little crazy here...oh wait, really? Last one? Yeah sorry, feelin' a bit melty um...guess I'll hold my action to hit this guy if he moves then.
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>>86123838
Not even a Scotsman could survive this
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They need to start doing more open rolls, even Dimension 20 has a box with a camera in it for important shit.
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>>86123838
no, he’ll be rock hard while pretending to be a woman, which is what he normally does on the weekend
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>>86123777
I'm surprised Liam didn't demand Ashley move to Tal's spot so he could grope two pussies at the same time
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>>86123857
Liam looks disturbingly like Orion in that image
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>>86123844
Not only that, but the push to permanent prerecordings means nothing will ever air that hasn't been vetted and screened for content...which is not meaningfully different from having a script in the first place because they can always trim and fill as they please before it goes live.

On the one hand, no more hour long Tiberius style pseudo-shopping escapades, but on the other no more nega-Caleb slips...
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>>86123847
IS THAT SO, YE CRITICAL ROLE WATCHIN'...
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>>86123864
>nega-Caleb slips...
explain
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im too baked what is even going on rn i thought they was on a airship
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>>86123857
there’s only one he wants (and he’ll never have it)
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>>86123832
>>86123830
His head is cool and I like when he tries to steal from Fearne. Imogen is boring and I hate her sensing thoughts and her telecommunicating with everyone. Like how the fuck did she talk to Deliah last night? If Orym describes Keyleth to her she can call her up as well. It's just broken
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>>86123865
META GAMIN' ...
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>>86123872
Why are you black?
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so just to clarify
laudna is dead, put through a spell her corpse is being "preserved" for a number of days and could still be revived?
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>>86123878
LOADED DICE ROLLIN'
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>>86123871
it’s in the OP anon
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>>86123872
Imogen is reading Treshi's mind and it's a mind-numbing information drop that could probably be summed up in a single sentence.
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>>86123878
...ALPHA RECOGNIZIN'...
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>>86123884
CONSEQUENCE SHIFTIN'
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>>86123882
Yes
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>>86123882
yeah it keeps it in range of something like raise dead, and prevents her from becoming undead
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>>86123893
TRANNY PLAYIN'
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>>86123882
Yes although there are spells that will revive her even if she’s been dead a long time, just none of the bells hells know them
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>laudna still at the table
>>86123854
With the pre-recorded episodes, they can just as easily fake the dice cams, too, which means they don't even want to go through the effort
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Jesus Christ, stop talking about nothing.
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>>86123864
>On one hand, no more kino
>On the other, no more kino
I don't understand the difference
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>>86123893
PARASOCIALIZING...
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DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD
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>>86123899
FIST CLENCHIN'
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>>86123871
They said the word "Nega-Caleb" as a reference to a Negaverse. a Negaverse is an alternate universe where everything is reversed from the normal universe.
Twitter misunderstood "Nega-Caleb" for "Niga-Caleb" because they think about niggers 24/7
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>>86123906
MODERATED CHATTIN'
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ONE MONSTA ENCOUNTN'
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>>86123885
eh... that was pretty tame actually. Very obvious he said nega
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>>86123909
DEER LUSTIN'
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Laura noooooo-
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>>86123882
>put through a spell her corpse is being "preserved" for a number of days and could still be revived?
It's called Gentle Repose. She is too dead to be revived with the Revivify spell, which has a time limit of 3 minutes(?). They are too low level to cast Raise Dead, which has a time limit of 10 days. So they are using Gentle Repose to keep the 10 day time limit from passing.
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>>86123882
Yes, though they have to find a caster with Raise Dead to get her back...UNLESS, they casted Gentle Repose before she was dead for 1 full minute in which they could cast Revivify instead.
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>>86123910
>They said the word "Nega-Caleb" as a reference to a Negaverse. a Negaverse is an alternate universe where everything is reversed from the normal universe.
what are you rambling incorrectly about?
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Matt only has three voices holy shit.
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>>86123791
I kinda wanna watch one for the cringe, but I don't wanna give him a view...
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>>86123932
What the fuck is incorrect about what I said? Stupid cunt.
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KEK ENJOYN'
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>>86123929
Revivify has a 1 minute limit, although they did argue over who to save in character for at least five minutes last episode. How long is the airship ride back to wherever?
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>>86123925
half, maybe 75% of the LA types who go there are just posing for instagram because it has an edgy reputation. the other 25% are actually going there for desert gay orgies (as opposed to their normal weekly gay orgies in LA)
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>>86123933
Pretty much, and he's instantly recognizable no matter which one he's doing. He's the guy you call when Troy Baker is on vacation.
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>>86123939
Why do Californians enjoy NTR so much?
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>>86123857
He's got a pussy to either side of him.
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>>86123925
I'm pretty sure they've all talked about going to burning man for years and years
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>>86123933
lol i feel like the voices were more diverse in c1-2, maybe he uses more generic voices now cause he's already used so many of the 'unique' ones
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>>86123925
She's a celebrity, what did you expect?
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>>86123943
>How long is the airship ride back to wherever?
Can't they theoretically keep casting Gentle Repose for the entire trip no matter how long it takes?
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>>86123948
I played Persona 4 before watching Crit Role, even /v/ refers to Matt as discount Troy Baker
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>>86123929
>She is too dead to be revived with the Revivify spell, which has a time limit of 3 minutes(?)
>You touch a creature that has died within the last minute. That creature returns to life with 1 hit point. This spell can't return to life a creature that has died of old age, nor can it restore any missing body parts.
The real question is: How long it take them in universe to cast Gentle Repose on her. If they did it seconds after she died, then she's still in Revivify's time limit, if they took longer than a minute after her death to cast it, then they have to use Raise Dead or another revive from death spell.
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>>86123964
You really think that they'll think of that?
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>>86123956
That's usually how it goes when it comes to GMing rpgs for years
You run out of new voices quick
The best way to stay solid is usually to have your voice be able to convey a range of emotions and tones
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>>86123956
he's not allowed to do ethnic voices now
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>>86123830
Caduceus was actually enjoyable, but got a bit annoying after a while around the same time the entirety of C2 fell to shit.

Ashton is hilariously bad though, because it's obvious that Taliesin has never thrown a punch in his life and he just assumes that "tough guys" just swear and act apathetic all the time like a fucking highschool bully or something.
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Fuckin hell shit was not loading now is it christ all this for nothing at the end of the day like always
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>>86123974
no they did it like the next day
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>>86123944
What makes a desert orgie better then LA orgie, wouldn't the sand irritate their junk?
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>>86123939
Laura would never cheat on a Chad like Travis, would she?
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>>86123992
>Chad like Travis
heh
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>>86123686
>>86123643
>>86123715
OOF, her hairline. Her head looks like a corpse wearing a wig.
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>>86123964
Gentle Repose lasts for 10 days, and they could easily loop the spell as its a Ritual that doesn't require a spell slot when cast as a ritual.
>>86123985
They missed the Revivify window, so the only option is Raise Dead and others.
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>>86123992
>Chad
Umm, anon?
>>86123559
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>>86123978
they need to hire a few people of various ethnicities to be the NPCs, since he's not allowed to do them anymore.
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>>86123987
just a change of scenery, plus new people who fly in for the festival from all over
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>>86123977
>>86123978
the chad move would have been to make the entire continent sound like viktor
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>>86124010
Yet they can make various British accents that are far more racist than "Vague eastern European" or "Somewhat Arab."
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>>86123992
Californicators don't believe that kind of stuff is cheating, especially not the creative types. They dissolve together into a pool of indeterminate sexual gropings every weekend as a function of their 'dysfunctional' childhoods (their dad said no once, they never recovered).

Travis is from Texas, but sadly he's been away too long (and current Texas is being transfused with Californians so going back won't help)

(The California Sex Pool is like a Black Pudding but with a higher challenge rating)
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haha mold storage so funny so hilarious i'm dead
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>>86124010
>"So, you approach the bartender and he says..."
>Some indian guy runs over from backstage
>Matt whispers something into his ear
>The guy goes "Hello, what would you like to order?"
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>>86124005
rood :(
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>>86123999
Checked but explain
>>86124009
He didn't make that video himself. I haven't watched C2 yet but Grog was a giga-chad
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>>86123979
to a single credit for tal, I believe he is self-aware about Ashton. He's totally playing the punk teen who thinks he's big shit shtick. Problem is even if it's self-aware it doesn't make it any less grating
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>>86124034
And when they're done...
>"Tank you, come again!"
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>>86124034
fucking KEK
Even better if he has a really funny accent and the cast has to refrain from laughing
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>havent watched since S2E50
>still come here to watch people mock the players/viewers
anyone else?
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>>86124046
>He's totally playing the punk teen who thinks he's big shit shtick
He's playing the same thing in real life despite being in his 40s.
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>>86124031
>muh trad life
this is your brain on American politics
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>>86124064
I like the routine, because everything else I'm interested in can be watched whenever I want. I like having one thing that happens at a set time in the week.
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>>86124041
Travis is a giant pussy. He is not strong for his build and he has no real agency. His wife goes to all sorts of degenerate cali outings, and he has talked about "Not judging swingers" before, someone else can post the screencap.
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>>86124064
Me. Comfy af.
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I like how one person in my usual gaming group mentioned hearing about Crit Roll and they thought it was a way to learn about 5th Ed and how to play it...
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>Laura listening to Travis also having a connection to the moon
>Liam leans and whispers
>"You aren't the main character....."
>then takes a deep sniff of her hair
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>>86124080
He's just expertly tackling the lie of masculinity, chud!
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>She's not gone
The cope. Dump the maggot farm overboard and move on.
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>>86124092
And you did nothing to stop this?
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>Chetney only character to not have a shitty tragic you're dying flash, just all the broads he's nailed
>talks to Imogen afterwards and implys she's dangerous and they might need to get rid of her
>takes extra shit but engages better with the story than most other angstbait characters
RTA
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>>86124080
He said he doesn't judge swingers because Marisha would have him immediately shitcanned for insulting her deeply held personal beliefs
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>>86124104
based
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>all this shit over laudna dying
>bertrand dies, eh what could we do
kek
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I really hope at least one member of the cast lurks in /crg/. I know that's almost certainly not the case, but I want to believe.
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>>86124104
And waste all those delicious maggots?
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Would anyone even revive Laudna? She's clearly already a corpse, it's not like someone with a healthy figure like Fearne died. Also why didn't they try reviving Bertrand? Why does anyone die at all in DnD?
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>>86124104
Based, they knew her for like two weeks.
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>>86124108
No, I wanted them to learn on their own. I fully expect the session next week Sat to be him accusing me of knowing that CR wouldn't help for shit.
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The next two months are just going to be all of them sitting on the airship debating whether or not they can revive Laudna
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Laura with the metagaming trying to contact a entity with her mind
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>>86124121
Worth it for Chet
I can't see Laudna being replaced by anything entertaining
Plus she's reviving
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Y'all 'member the Briarwoods?
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>>86124130
pretty sure they still play on Thursdays so I doubt it
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>>86124155
>Matt: You guys need to stop messing around! The ginyu force could be here any minute and-
>Ginyu: Hi Matt
>Matt: Hi Ginyu. And then we're......
>*Matt looks back and realizes how fucked he is*
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>>86124148
My OSE group had a player ask me about having death saving throws added to the game recently. I had to be diplomatic in my refusal. I think I was too permissive in letting them play a Tiefling and now they are getting worried about how easy they can die.
Having 0HP not be death is a curse.
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>>86124148
>Why does anyone die at all in DnD?
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>>86124164
Oh boy i member the best part of c1 i member
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this campaign is turning into MGS4
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>thinking they'll leave Laudna dead
>when she's the biggest connection to the TV show
Ohnonono
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>be Orym
>I don’t know much…
>recounts the entire briarwood arc word for word as if he was there
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>>86124184
Call me when we get to the microwave hallway
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Based sam dishing out mercer
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>background character knows AAAAAALLLLLLL
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>>86124184
>Laudna keeps dying and coming back like Vamp
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>>86124201
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what if they decided to had an orgy in the whole and the one of them they had outside for safety accodentally slips and falls in and then closes the holwe and its tpk?
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let's be honest all we want is the Vox Machina Beyond campaign with their kids getting into shenanigans and cameos from the OG crew
and yes one of them voiced by Will Friedle
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>Reviving someone you've known for 2 weeks is more important than the moon exploding or some shit
It's over, we're in the revive Laudna arc
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>>86124168
Shit's pre-recorded. Hasn't been live since before the pandemic.
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>>86124217
iirc you could make a role to escape from the hole but I’m not sure
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Laudna is the most interesting character. I don't care if it's ineffectual doormatt shit, I want her to come back
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>>86124184
when does Raiden show up
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>>86124197
>oh was there a Dragonborn there?
>a what?
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>trying this hard to justify dropping everything and rezing her in character when they just shipped Bertrand's Corpse off
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Loudna is going to stay dead
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>it's time to look for the dragon balls
Oh boi im excited
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>>86124221
yes but they still have to record the episode at some point anon
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Yes, get Dorian back. Do it.
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>>86124204
What did he say? I'm not actually watching.
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>>86124184
>this campaign is turning into MGS4
Is Orym designed to be the Johnny "Akiba" Sasaki to Keyleth's Meryle?
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>If we could get Dorian back
please give me robbie...
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wait are they still on an airship? wtf is happening rn??
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>>86124231
kek
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>>86124240
Right, but they don't record on Thursday. I think they record on Tuesday or Wednesday.
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>>86124225
stop simping, weirdo
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>>86124254
They've basically been talking about how to revive Laudna for a full hour
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>>86124254
they are planning, yknow, like 90% of critical role air time
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If they get someone to cast true resurrection on Laudna would she revert back to her pre undead form or stay a hollow?
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>>86124254
>traveling via airship
oh no, chudney is going to go wild
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>>86124258
what makes you think that? I haven’t been paying close enough attention, I just assumed they still record on Thursday
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so who is the next guest gonna be
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>>86124268
Probably a diverse person of color
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>>86124268
me
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>>86124268
not a straight white guy in all likelihood
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I can't believe Imogen is familiar with the voice of the tempest !
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>>86124267
Because the editor needs time to cut the video together. If they recorded on Thursday that'd give the editor like what, two maybe 3 hours to edit the front back and middle break?
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>>86123810
>>86123810
>>86123810
it's happening.
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>>86124259
"no"
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>>86124263
i love short stacks
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>AIIIIIEEEEEE NPC HELP US A PC DIED HELP US AAAAHHHHH GIVE REVIVE INSTRUCTIONS
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>>86124268
The nosferatu from LA by Night
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>>86124275
anon they record like one or two weeks in advance lmao that’s why they still record on thursdays
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>

>

>

>

Dropped
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>>86124276
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my fucking god how bout you explore somewhere else rather than bitch about wanting to go to whitestone every fucking 20 minutes you fucking losers
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>>86124283
Where'd you get those tomatoes, Nott? I hope those workers were paid livable wages
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>>86124294
sorry anon let me call up my level 20 character for a bailout
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>>86124268
Khary Payton will come back but they will force him to be gay and also break his back with a baseball bat so he has to use a wheelchair.
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>>86124287
No dice, he's white.
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>>86124268
Someone from the new D&D movie
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>>86124218
No I want the OG crew again doing level 20-30 adventures
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We have 3 hours and 50 minutes of this left
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this is like when you had your max level character in another account boosting your reroll in early 00s mmos
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>>86123498
why is critical role allowed here?
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even with about half the cast playing their worst character so far, my least favorite thing about C3 is it’s ties to C1
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>literally even death this campaign is going to be consequenceless
>literally telling your players if they die a lvl 20 previous character will show up and save their asses for free
are they fucking serious
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>>86124312
Good. I like the longer episodes where shit has the potential of getting done.
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>Laura in Delilah cosplay
>Stepping on my dick
>Her heel precariously pressed against my nutsack
Oh yea...... it's fap time
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>>86124315
>why are traditional games allowed in the traditional games board
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>>86124307
He's gay though probably
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>>86124317
>keyleth teleports in
>now powered up (thanks to imogen) otohan dunamancy steps in and cuts her head off
imagine
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>>86124330
>head grows back
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>>86124315
>why is a show about a tabletop roleplaying game allowed on the board that's all about tabletop roleplaying games?
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>>86124316
You don't want to MEMBER anon just member the best part
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If Matt has any balls he will have them use Reincarnation spell to turn the maggot corpse into something actually fun like a hot, big titty drow or a hot big titty goblin or a hot big titty naga or a hot futa gnoll.
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Why didn't Orym ask Keyleth to save his gay dead husband
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>>86124148
>Why does anyone die at all in DnD?
Generally speaking, its because 300 GP worth of Diamonds (Revivify), a singular 500 GP Diamond (Raise Dead), and a singular 1,000 GP Diamond (Resurrection) are rare commodities. On top of the rarity of the spells components, you need a sufficiently strong enough Artificer/Cleric/Bard/Paladin/Druid/NPC to even have the spell in the first place. They need to be at the right place at the right time and want to use the component on the dead person. Not to mention, some people die in a way where some of these spells just won't work - Raise Dead and Revivify for example don't restore missing body parts or restores vital organs, if your dead body is missing these, coming back for you is a Resurrection, True Resurrection, or Reincarnate spell.
A Priest NPC here, is a CR 2 creature who could have the spell Revivify prepared instead of something like Dispel Magic or Spirit Guardians, but just cause they have it doesn't mean they have the component for it OR are going to cast it on some random person who died.
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>>86124342
Maybe he had a DNR?
A Do Not Revivify/Resurrect
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>>86124325
>>86124334
Why take such obvious bait?
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>>86124322
Normally I'm not into dick stomping but I'd make an exception for Laura
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>>86124322
>>86124344
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>>86124342
then how can I HAVE A SAD BACKSTORY MY LOVE RELATIVE MUST BE DEEEEADDDD FOR ME TO A CHARACTER
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>>86124338
How close are you to cumming anon? You're not allowed to bust until after CR is over, but keep edging for me. Tell me what else you want her reincarnated as.

>>86124342
Right?
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This is as pathetic as the end of campaign 2, where they ran away from the plot looking for "allies" for like 10 episodes straight
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>>86124345
Now if only the average 5e group ran it like this.
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>>86124345
Still, throwing in a master craftsman who paid to have his wife revived after she was a murdered, a local priest who is famous for reviving people a couple times, or a bad guy who was killed then brought back to life many times would help connect the world to the mechanics.
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>WE DON'T LEAVE PEOPLE BEHIND
>have explicitly left people behind
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>>86124344
Built for breeding.
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>Sam actually trying to make sure that one person pays for that entire session
Only him and Travis are actually playing a game it feels sometimes
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>it's a melty opens his mouth moment
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anon i need a drink
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>>86124387
rezzing someone should drain con on the caster
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>>86124391
a barbarian who runs away from the battle leaving his friends behind
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>allowing a player to make his level 1 fighter be the right-hand man of a level 20 druid
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I hate Ashton
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WE HAVE TO BE BETTER
YOU'RE A SUPERHERO
YOU'RE BRAVER THAN YOU'LL EVER KNOW
IT COULD HAVE HAPPENED TO ANY OF US
WE'RE STRONGER TOGETHER
FRIENDS STICK TOGETHER
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Has Taliesin had a single interesting moment in all of critical role?
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Oh god I hope there isn't a pointless random encounter. Just get back to the city.
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>>86124414
dracolich flies up and kidnaps imogen to use as an arcane battery
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Haven’t kept up since they almost got TPKed a few episodes ago. Is the show finally better now?
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fuck fuck fuck fucking fuck... i need a drink. Fuck.
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>>86124413
He was great as Percy. His character work during the Whitestone arc is what ruined all the rest of Critical Role.
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>>86124413
No Mercy Percy was GOAT.
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>>86124418
lol
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>>86124404
yes. resurrection having literally no consequence besides a gold cost is gay
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>>86124413
>Has Taliesin had a single interesting moment in all of critical role?
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AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo
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>>86124351
>Revivify
Did you know that Revivify is the only resurrection spell in the game that doesn't have any consent involved in the person coming back or not? You can force someone to come back to life with Revivify, you cannot do that with Raise Dead or Reincarnate or even True Resurrection.
>>86124387
I'm not saying a Priest cannot revive random people who have the money or most importantly: The materials to do it, its just something to think about.
>>86124370
I think most groups do. Death can have as much permanence as the DM wishes it to be. Unless you have a 14th Level College of Creations Bard in your party/town who can just casually create Diamonds out of thin air, you can pretty consistently control that resource.
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>>86124416
>encases her in a crystal and shoves him up her ass
>shrink down FCG, Ferne and Chetney to make a sub campaign dracolich monstro style inside a huge magical dracolich whilst the rest of them play letscureLaudna
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>>86124414
They need to spend the next 4 episodes on the airship talking about their dead.
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>>86124433
god damn that show was so poorly made I won’t be surprised if it gets canceled before they can tell the whole story of C1
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>>86124435
>Did you know that Revivify is the only resurrection spell in the game that doesn't have any consent involved in the person coming back or not?
Did you know Mercer homeruled it so that the spirit has to be willing to come back?
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>>86124435
>Unless you have a 14th Level College of Creations Bard in your party/town who can just casually create Diamonds out of thin air
Among other reasons, this is just further justification for all settings to eradicate the bardic arts
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>>86124406
>be right hand
>your husband dies
>your bitch of a boss doesn't revive him when you ask the most important person in your world
>but when you ask to revive a literal who you meet two weeks ago she does without asking
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>>86124435
>the only resurrection spell in the game that doesn't have any consent involved in the person coming back or not?
>You can force someone to come back to life with Revivify
Page 24 of the DMG applies the consent clause to all spells returning the dead to life.
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Orym is happy his gay husband is dead that way he can have something to be sad about
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>>86124435
So Orym couldn't have chosen to stay with his husband? It would have been kino if he was angry at being revivified. It would have been kino if literally any character development happened as a result of Laudna dying
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>>86124443
some scenes looked like absolute shit, others looked amazing
probably a diversity hire they couldn't fire
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>>86124342
That might get in the way of "gay" Orym sleeping between Fearne's legs and simultaneously trying to fuck Laura's PC yet again.
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>>86124463
>>86124458
>>86124452
obviously he killed his husband, DRAMA!
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>>86124448
Member when the dead husband told orym to go back immediately
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>>86124443
Lmao, their horde of cultists would pay to watch a piece of dried turd if it has the CR logo on it, ain't nothing getting cancelled.
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>>86124456
>Page 24 of the DMG applies the consent clause to all spells returning the dead to life.
God I am glad I don't play 5e.
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>>86124422
>>86124426
Matt Railroaded him into an okay arc. Tailspins characters all suck and all act the exact same.*passes you a coin*
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Oh no, that's important.
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It's incredible how boring this is without Laudna
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>>86124471
What edition contains a spell that doesn't allow consent? 3.5e's Revivify works as Raise Dead.
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>>86124464
there were definitely good moments but overall it was mediocre at best. the CG stuck out like a sore thumb from the cartoon animation, and the writing was subpar. Scanlan in particular did not translate well from the table to the cartoon
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>>86124464
really not bad for an entirely crowdfunded production
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haha what a faux pas, sam! you called xandis a he but they're actually a they! hahaha
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Had to correct Sam's pronouns there
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>that time when you need a bunch of writers to fix your shit of a character
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>>86124322
Nice, I'm doing anthro ERP in another tab.
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>>86124431
>>86124404
Raise Dead & Resurrection have these clauses in the spell already:
>Coming back from the dead is an ordeal. The target takes a −4 penalty to all attack rolls, saving throws, and ability checks. Every time the target finishes a long rest, the penalty is reduced by 1 until it disappears.
While Resurrection has this as well
>Casting this spell to restore life to a creature that has been dead for one year or longer taxes you greatly. Until you finish a long rest, you can't cast spells again, and you have disadvantage on all attack rolls, ability checks, and saving throws.
So there are some downsides.
>>86124456
Aww, you're right. That's stupid, I don't see why these spells have these clause at all then
>If its soul is free and willing, the target returns to life with all its hit points.
>If the creature's soul is both willing and at liberty to rejoin the body, the creature returns to life with 1 hit point.
That's a shame, it would be cool to have a character forced back to life, it can lead to interesting story choices. Like >>86124463
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thing happening! fun excite!! yayy
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>>86124495
>crowdfunded by Amazon
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>They
>Correcting the player whose character uses He/ They

God, I hate that these Ca Types are sucking the dick of this cult nonsense.
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>FCG believes the earth is flat
>FCG believes animals aren't sentient
>FCG using the wrong pronouns on purpose

What a based character
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>>86124489
I run OSE.
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My arm is covered in so many big, red, throbbing mosquito bites that it looks like Shimura Danzo's Sharingan implanted arm.
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>>86124517
>Amazon execs
Fixed
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Liam just staring Ashley down with the dagger eyes making her go so he doesn’t have to
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as a meteorologist for the military that's built forecasts and briefs for missions in the middle east, Matt's description of the sandstorm is really giving me all the feels
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>>86124322
>>86124355
Bad taste, bad credit
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man if only ashley had telekinesis at will
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>it's an Ashley turn episode
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she literally had 15 mins to think while everyone else had a go
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>>86123657
>meant to entertain
then why does is it not entertaining
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>>86124510
>That's stupid
Easy solution: Ignore it.
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>>86124547
You are valid, loved and seen.
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FEARNE USED THE WRONG PRONOUNS AND NOBODY CORRECTED XIR I'M LITERALLY SHAKING
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>>86124562
what you're supposed to plan? I thought I just watched while everyone else went....
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>>86124551
Yeah, a 1000lbs worth of pushing shit would be nice. Too bad.
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>>86124517
>kickstarter to Amazon Prime bait and switch
Grifters will grift
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>>86124551
Bought from a monkey for like 100 gold because they just grabbed a list of all items from 5eTools or something.
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>>86124562
>i have tard'iness please understand
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>>86124575
>shit dm just says "buy whatever you want from anywhere"
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Spells can do whatever! No rules needed!
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>>86124595
>anon btfo in seconds
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>>86124595
ashley doesn't know what any of her spells do besides their names. See: her thinking burning hands is a touch spell
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>>86124595
I mean he literally just denied it from having any effect.
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>>86124563
because you aren't the target audience. unless you're one of those fragile trannies in the twitch chat that spends gorillions of dollars on their merch
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>>86123872
>lool dude drugs im high lmao tell me wassup
fuck off faggot
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The ship should be a TPK. they should have gone below decks and hid since they don't know what they're doing.
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>>86124625
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>sam fails his check to stay on the ship
>suddenly literally everyone fails their checks to save their strength checks
hmmm
HMMMMMM
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>>86124570
>>86124573
>>86124613
Ughhhh my mind i become retarded help me xir man
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>we leave no one behind
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>mercer almost gives the mc more power
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Then they all get back on the ship and have a long rest.
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Just have an antlion eat them please. Just have them fall lifeless into the desert and stare into the screen for an hour.
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>ashton says fuck well that was a thing
>time for a drink?
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>>86124645
anon i need a drink
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Scripted as shit. When Orym fell off the airship the last time there were like five different checks to save him and then Imogen had time to cast Fly and rescue him from the air. This time FCG fails one check and Matt doesn't even ask if he has anything to rescue himself before telling him his falling damage.
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>i need some cocoa
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>>86124655
wasn't the other time orym fell off the airship was so high that it was very likely he would just die from fall damage?
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How much HP do they have now? Does the 30ish damage even fuck them up at all?
Also what the fuck this this accent from Matt
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>>86124664
It definitely fucked up Imogen, since she's a squishy sorc.
And Matt said his Xandrin accent was just Tommy Wiseau.
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inb4 that giant hand crawler thing comes and eats them
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>>86124664
>How much HP do they have now?
Maybe an average of 52-ish.
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>>86124646
anon i think you called it
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>>86124671
>kills half their party
>phones the level 20 to revive them all
what's even the point any more there's no weight to anything
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>>86124686
if it eats them there's nothing to revive
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haha xd dune!!!!!1111!!!
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>>86124574
>kickstart a show you could've financed yourself
>once it earns far more than you ever asked for, sell it to Amazon
>everybody who kickstarted it has to pay extra to watch it
Their fans will defend this and see nothing wrong with it. Critical Role is a literal cult.
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I need to take a dump let’s hit the break already Matt
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>>86124699
For real. I gotta rock a piss and heat up my left over steak and fried onion from dinner.
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holy shit ashley is so stupid. they're really laying it on thick that she should warn them and she says nothing lmao
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>>86124621
Based, narcs get the rope
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Have all the dead PCs been revived yet?
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>>86124696
it really was egregious anon. like we talked about earlier in the thread tonight they have become truly greedy in a way you don’t even see from most other content creators who get big
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>>86124693
It's not really Dune, it's Tremors. Classic Kevin Bacon monster b-movie.
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>>86124705
kek she literally never just said
>there’s something under the sand trying to eat me
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>>86124704
tasty
not the piss
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>>86124681
Kill em all
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>>86124705
What's Fearne's Int? It can't be higher than Grog's?
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Now that is what I expect from the main character
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>>86124729
9
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>>86124735
Why are we here?
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>>86124729
>Fearne’s int
>Fearne
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>>86124714
no it's dune - the fremen walk to avoid attracting sand worms. In Termors they had to stand still.
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Why are Matt's nails black?
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>>86124704
tasty
not the steak
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>>86124729
ashley's is 6 tho
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>>86124745
he’s a faggot
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>>86124710
>>86124696
>>kickstart a show you could've financed yourself
It was also just before the leak that they were highest paid on twitch (not counting yt, merch, con appearances, etc) wasn't it?
fucking scumbags
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ha2IP2NbPM
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Remember Mister? Ashley doesn't.
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>>86124754
god this pic makes me wet for some reason
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>>86124756
>fucking scumbags
I think it’s because they’re actors. If they were writers or just normies who play D&D for fun, they probably wouldn’t have sold out so hard because they would actually care about their D&D game not being ruined by the internet. But they only like D&D. They love money and fame.
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wow so FCG has flight too huh? nice
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>>86124756
the kickstarter was spring 2019, like 2 years before anything leaked
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>>86124443
It got renewed for a second season before season 1 even came out
The likelihood of it getting a third season is pretty high considering the popularity of the show
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I am hate-watching this show and using the energy to draw Chetney breeding Fearne.
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>>86124776
I wonder what the record will be by the end of the campaign for number of consecutive episodes without Ashley mentioning him.
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>>86124793
I'm going to give you a tip for an easier life. Stop trying to respond to idiots with facts. That anon does not care about truth. He just wants to complain about them and stir up drama for (You)s
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>>86124797
You gonna show us a WIP?
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>>86124795
>renewed
not really it just got picked up for 2 seasons from the start before they even made season 1. After season 1 aired, there was no announcement about a season 3. CR has about 1 million regular viewers and I don’t know if that’s a lot for an animated series from Amazon’s perspective
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>>86124797
in wolf form right anon
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>Imogen nearly dead
Please, I thirst for blood, I require bodies
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>you weak
>sorta, sorta not
Liam has no shame in his simping of Laura
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>>86124818
>imogen could have been lobster food
why is this world so cruel
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>>86124822 (dubs)
because you touch yourself at night
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>>86124822
In a game where there's so many players and rez spells you have to start mincing bodies and taking out parts.
Grind the meat.
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>advertising a professionally moderated chat
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
WHY IS THE SECOND JESTER SO UGLY?
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Do you think Travis got to rail Laura in her Jester cosplay?
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Jester is assnassins greed??!
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>>86124846
there's no body to rez if the lobster eats it all
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>>86124803
sure, why not.
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>>86124857
Yes and his cock was painted green at the time
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>>86124797
But anon that's the most based pairing on the show
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>>86124872
I WAS HERE
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>>86124871
>"I cast decompose"
>"Something will still be here"
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>>86124872
druid women fuck dogs
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>>86124872
pretty good anon. i hope this isnt the full frame :)
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>>86124876
>>86124836
Posts like these are really killing this thread.
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Could you imagine that storm/desert encounter with Aabryia?
>"I cast fly on FCG"
>"Ok give me a charisma check"
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>>86124872
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>>86124901
Charisma would make too much sense. It'd be like a Constitution save or something equally stupid.
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>"Um yeah I'm acktually at 44 hitpoints instead of 39. Math amirite ha ha ha..."
Fuck off Laura.
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>actually the crew told me I've got more HP
BRING ME HER HEAD, BRING ME ALL THEIR HEADS
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>>86124872
I only care about this show because I want to see deer woman fucked. Thank you for your efforts
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so yall are really pushing for beastiality couple over necrophilia couple??
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>Liam won't roll his d20 for random event tables he has no knowledge of outcome
Gee, I wonder why.
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>>86124959
>Chet entertaining, Fearne entertaining
>Laudna entertaining, no one else but those three entertaining
Yeah adds up
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>"You open the hole and see Treshi absolutely railing Laudna's corpse every which way"
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>>86124872
Based drawfag 2.0
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hey anon, Spire by Fire?
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I GO TO THE HOLD TO CLENCH MY FIST
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>>86124987
>quick Imogen, we have to mirror everything they do!
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>>86124987
>make a perception check
>22 Liam?
>you're horrified but you notice that due to her being encased in so much cum you won't need to cast Gentle Repose any more
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I like all of the characters, they are playing who they want to play and having fun and that makes me happy to watch :)
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>>86124872
Dussy you say
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>>86125016
based retarded anon
ignorance is bliss
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>>86125007
For me, it's the Sit and Spin
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>>86124872
Fearne pegging chet next plz
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>>86125013
>quick Ashton, we have to mirror everything they do!
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Liam stole the spyglass from Fearne and is not giving it back to Xirdir
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>>86125016
If it were not for the laws of this land I would savage your genitals with a beehive on the end of a pitchfork.
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>>86124987
>quick omar, we have to mirror everything they do!
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Imagine Liam having to be away from the spotlight for as long as Marisha has this week
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>>86125016
this episode (and C3 in general) has proved to be so boring that it broke this poor man's mind
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>>86125081
lol that corgi has seen some shit
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>>86125106
>i will never eat peanut butter ever again...
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>>86125081
That's a wicked Laudna cosplay
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>>86125016
This but unironically.
Except Orym he is just trash I am genuinely upset they picked his obscenely boring ass over Laudna what a stupid decision.
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>2 more hours
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>>86125106
if i were marishas corgi i would be good corgi %100 submissive all time and let her lick my red rocket literally any time she wants i would be good corgi :)
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>aaaiiieeee help us orc daddy
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time for another 15 episodes of walking back and forth between estheross’ and the tavern
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I barely play DnD but these longer narrative sessions seem like you've not got around 90% of your tools on your character. It's a shame that the majority of tools and stats are combat based, but I guess they're not rolling combat since last time they got rolled.
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We're firmly back in the campaign 2 territory where they just waste 40 minutes every day using sending so they don't have to actually do anything (now with additional mind-reading)
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>>86125180
that’s because it is meant to be a combat oriented game, but you’d never know it from watching late C2 or all of C3
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I bet Estheross is gonna bake some cookies. Haha, so funny
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>>86124780
I can forgive them for it. Imagine banking your life on something as whimsical and unreliable as acting. Told everywhere you go that you've got zero fucking chance of making it. But you scrape by on theatre gigs, on shitty jobs as an extra on a CSI episode or something. Eventually you're one of the lucky ones. You make a solid enough living off of prolific work - voice acting. You're living comfortably. You've even got fans.

And then BAM. You strike fucking gold. from a damn D&D game. Not an extra gig, no - a fucking monster paycheck. Like, the last job you'll ever need to do. And everyone told you you'd fail miserably.

In that position I would milk it for all it was worth and feel like a fucking god. My ego would be through the roof.
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>>86125180
well i guess you're supposed to roleplay or something I dunno
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>did you get that, Fearne?
>>86125222
nice trips
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>pc has a boo boo plz npc help us aiiiieee
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>>86125221
meh. if they were cool they’d just do their podcast and not go all corporate sellout and be happy making like $500k per year each.
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>>86125222
Yeah I definitely understand that it's a Role Playing game, but in a lot of other systems I've played and run there's a lot to do with things outside of combat too.
WoD, PBTA and more all have more than just LOLCHARISMA and a handful of mind-reading:)
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>death would be merely an inconvenience
AIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MATT I'M BEING INCONVENIENCED REZ OUR DEAD FRIEND I WANT MY OLD PC MOMMY TO GIVE US TRUE RESSURECTION
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imagine having your character die so you just don't go to game night the next week, roll a new character
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>>86125264
but muh keyleth cameo
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fcg actually trying to be good aligned????
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I have stress dreams I'm watching CR and then Matt asks me what I'm going to do and I realize I'm at the table and have no idea how to play my character. Ashley feels this every week
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>>86125278
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>>86125252
>Straight up True Res
It'd be funny if Kiki was like "Nah, I'm not spending 25k on this bitch, have a Reincarnate"
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Orym, STFU and take the attention.
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>>86125274
Matt will play her
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>the people I know I trust with my life
>and only I know them and they're super strong and I'll do all the talking and they might give me a boon or make Lau-Imogen fall in love with me
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orym is so aids trying to summon keyleth
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>>86125287
or even better "Oh that's one of Delilah's creatures, fuck off, in fact I command you to burn the corpse"
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>>86125221
>You strike fucking gold.
I wonder why we haven't seen Felicia Day on anything they do for years. She made these fuckers.
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Mentioning Orym is a good way to NOT get an answer
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did he beg when his HUSBAND DIEED
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>reviving Laudna brings back Delilah instead
imagine
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>KEYLETH DENIED
>ORYM KEKED
>ROAD RAILED
>KEYLETH DENIED
>ORYM KEKED
>ROAD RAILED
>KEYLETH DENIED
>ORYM KEKED
>ROAD RAILED
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>>86125311
They had a falling out over leaving Geek and Sundry. G and S basically died off because of that, and Felicia has dwindled to a low rung Twitch streamer who barely gets 500 viewers.
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Yeh she is that retarded
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holy shit this is miserable
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Is ANYTHING background about Liam's "background PC" ?
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>>86125283
>>86125278
Watching her figure out her healing abilities as an Aasimar during the final fucking fight of season 2 was mind boggling
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>>86125296
>orym is so aids trying to summon keyleth
It's not necessarily a bad thing. It would mean the whole party is indebted to Keyleth and then that means that Mercer can railroad the party through Keyleth's strict orders.
>You're in the Army now
>oh oh oh
>You're in the Army now
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Matt keeps playing keyleth all one-note and wise and mature when Marisha would be playing her all goofy and trying-to-be-funny-but-not-very-funny
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>Liam desperately wanting to hear Vex voice again
cant blame him
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How convenient
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>>86125323
She has a rich older husband, she's fine
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>>86125336
well this is keyleth a hundred years older
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>>86125320
epico
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>>86125347
For money sure, but not or attention or relevance, both of which she now lacks, and misses, and craves. I'm just glad she got outed as a shitty fake geek roleplayer and hitting the wall killed off her career for good.
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>>86125348
no it’s only been like 25-30 years since C1. It’s only like 5-10 since C2.
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>>86125323
retard, she sold geek and sundry to big corpo and made mad bank years before crit role left
why do you retards talk about shit you dont know
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>>86125365
yes. she didn’t even work at geek & sundry at all anymore by the time critical role left.
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>>86125336
I think this is why it's good that he takes the control of them after the campaign, because they can grow with the events he's written or decided for them rather than be as they are decades ago
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>>86125336
This is an understated weakness of Matt's, he's terrible at piloting a PC. I noticed it with Molly's death in C2 when he narrated Yasha as raising her head to the heavens and roaring with primal fury, and I'm like "Ashley has never described Yasha as doing anything even remotely like that."
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>>86125372
>so he can play them as one-note uber wise boring Mary Sue npcs with no personality because everyone in CR seems to have a weird Keyleth worship fetish, probably because she got trolled so bad during C1 because Marisha sucks.
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>>86125377
Matt played more of Ashley's characters than she did until C3, probably knows more about how they're going to act LMAO
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Member the cerberus assembly oh god i member c1 and c2 give me all those members
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>>86125365
https://www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-celebrities/actors/felicia-day-net-worth/
>net worth 1 million
lol yeah that's some huge bank for a 50 year old , almost as good as a dentist or a lawyer.
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>Looted Marisha's corpse
Marisha bros....it can't end like this
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haha sex
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>>86125385
That's a bingo!
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What is everyone laughing at? I missed it
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>>86125392
C3 really is just wall to wall memberberries
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>>86125407
laura made a le sex
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>>86125407
Laura being perverted. Sometimes the whole cast has to break and laugh so she'll relax and let Matt tell a story.
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>>86125407
Beavis & Butthead reference.
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>>86125393
that website literally doesn’t mention that she started a new media company and sold it to Legendary Entertainment. those websites are completely fake
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>>86125412
Peaked a long time ago unfortunately. I wonder if someone will take their place?
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>keyleth
>:I'll come see, but I'm not sure what you're asking me to do ...

Why this bitch acting like she don't know what they want? Not gonna do it, just say "Nah Brah"
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wth is going on i thout they was an air ship?
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>how can we revive laudna?
>travel with a group check and a few spells used
>how can we revive laudna?
>talking
>sending
>AAIIIEEEEE HELP US KEYLETH (remember campaign 1?)
>AAIIIEEEEE HELP US ORC MAN
>AAIIIEEEEE HELP US LITERALLY ANYONE
>remember campaign 1?
>how can we revive laudna
90% of this campaign has sucked eggs, but matt was always setting up set piece encounters (where nothing happens). now we're very comfortably back to the stuff that absolutely killed campaign 2.
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>>86125451
i liked the stuff with the nightmare king a lot. seems like this campaign has some interesting places to go, if they actually go there...
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>>86125323
actually i think she had a voice in the animated show, so they're probably on decent terms
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>>86125451
>matt was always setting up set piece encounters
I’m pretty sure the combats per episode are lower for C3 than C1 or C2
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>>86125466
"set piece" encounters. the ball, the heist, the race. he spends multiple sessons herding his retarded cats into position, then pulls all his punches as they have a silly little adventure where nothing happens.
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They've stripped her nude and left her with some dude, might as well just stick her on the pyre.
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>>86125451
I've made the mistake of having a campaign take place in the same world as another campaign years later. It doesn't sound so bad. You have so much built up geography, maps, npcs, but unless you send your old group off world or go WAAY into the future it can be hard to explain why they're not a part of world ending events. Kind of a similar problem with comics. Why didn't every hero on earth show up to stop Galactus? Why doesn't every hero show up for every big event?
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>>86125050
It's on the list. Yeah, there's more to both of them but blue board and all.
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>>86125494
holy based drawanon
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>>86125475
true, but also C3 hasn’t had a single dungeon that I can remember. Unless you count the museum in that small town which was a total filler sidequest. it’s not just the players who are making it uneventful imo
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Where is the story even going? The moon is going to explode in a few weeks, right?
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>>86125518
yeah holy SHIT what i would give for a cave full of goblins or gnolls or something
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>>86125525
Yes, but the entire party agreed to abandon this plot to revive Laudna
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>>86125525
The moon is going to explode at some point. Could be tomorrow. Could be in 5 years. Whenever the players stop fucking brooding and whinging for five minutes it'll pop.
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Ah i member this brings c2 vibes l member
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>>86125544
This implies that the party ever made contact with any conflict
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>>86125542
>the moon will explode in..
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>>86125528
Anon we've talked about this
Evil monsters in a cave being slaughtered by the white protagonists is the most bigoted thing possible so we can't do it anymore
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truth seekers is a better name than bells hells
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>>86125555
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>>86125565
Most things are. Why did they let Imogen name the crew. Even the New Nobodies was better
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>>86125555
holy fucking namek
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>>86125555
epic get kek
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>>86125555
>Those numbers
That has to be scripted right?
This lines up too well
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>>86125555
Checked
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just show them your potions dumbasses
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Why are they not showing her the potions and sand shit?

WTF?
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>>86125658
lets get a drink anon
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>>86125555
>Digits confirm
We're going to be here until episode 55
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>Orym is always looking
Matt knows your script, Liam. Oyym is always doing all the things and is all the places where things are happening.
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>>86125619
>>86125658
Holy shit they so fucking retarded
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Matt's forehead really is red
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Level 5 or something member
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>>86125684
He’s self-conscious about his sunburn scars anon
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Will she kill again?
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NOOOOOO LAUDNA ISN'T DEAD WE MUST NOT MOURN HER AND WE WILL SET ASIDE GOLD FOR HER AND EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE KEYLETH WILL SAVE HER
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>>86125708
of course, she's waiting in the shadows to slice the voice of the tempest in two
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>>86125708
doesn’t matter her kills will be undone by plot armor
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>We gotta do Ashton's shit

JFC Ashley, when you don't stfu it's a coin flip. More of this Ashton shit.
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he killed billions
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>>86125717
lmao imagine if keyleth gets assassinated in C3
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Does Exandria have a tipping culture?
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>>86125731
Should've killed billions more to prevent the C3 shitshow
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>>86125731
but anon his gay husband was DEAD
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>>86125736
exandria doesn’t have any culture besides 21st century LA
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>>86125731
This dude was a perfect Nines Rodriguez
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>>86125717
>she's waiting in the shadows to slice the voice of the tempest in two

>Implying they wont Nat 20 convince her to rez Laudna only to have Delilah be the soul in the body and one shot her with a Hungry Shadow or some shit.
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>>86125762
>Implying they wont Nat 20 convince her to rez Laudna only to have Delilah be the soul in the body and one shot her with a Hungry Shadow or some shit.
That was probably the plan. But FCG cast gentle repose on her body and Matt specifically said that FCG felt the spell take hold and "cut something off at the pass".
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>>86125762
>Delilah be the soul in the body
would be based if she stayed dead because Delilah took over. more likely they’d kill her and then rez again and this time it’d be Laudna
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>After trying all C2 to get Marisha's character killed off and her gone from the table, Liam finally succeeds in C3.
>Is surprisingly less gropey with Laura
refractory period?
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>>86125795
they’re further apart since there’s only 3 on their side of the table now so he’s trying to make it seem natural
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what the fuck is even happening
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Absolutely nothing has happened this episode
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Omg alternate dimensions we going mcu or rick and morty
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>Different versions of Ashton
Enter the Ashton-verse.
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>>86125708
Haven't been keeping uo with cr lately, returned to the threads for the kilking episode. Who is she exactly, some henchman of Threshi?
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>>86125818
Melty probably said off camera that they should do more of his characters stuff since they’re going back to Jrusar so they just abruptly decided to dive into Ashton’s head
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>>86125833
That's the chick who killed half the party. Otahan Thuul.
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>more Ashtons
"Lord Taliesten is just giving me these *chef's kissu* *Chef's Kissu* beautiful characters. I need more. Give me more Ashton please I can already feel my own personallity absorbing Ashton...See you guys in 12 minutes. I'll be in my bunk...."
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>make character with amnesia and multiple personalities
>dies
>make another character with amnesia and multiple personalities
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>>86125833
nah Treshi is more like her henchman. She’s a war hero who seems to be part of a cult that is planning something to do with a lunar eclipse that’s coming up in a couple weeks, and her powers seems to be fueled by dunamis potions as seen in C2.
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>I want to explore my character a bit everyone else got to be MC and I'm tired of just shouting fuck and running away
>you explore Ashton's brain and stuff goes wrong!
>do I know what's going on?!
>no :)
Based
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An entire Ashton multiverse and we get fuck fuck i need a drink
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>Sam and Travis literally cheering for low roles
so unbelievably based. the entire rest of the cast will always suck nigger dick in comparison
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>lets get weird
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if you kill the prime ashton, you kill them all
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>crawling in my skin these wounds will never heal
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>>86125846
Between this and his deliberately ghoulish yet peacock-y appearance, I can confidently tell you he was molested as a kid
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>>86125920
No shit
He was a child actor of course he was molested
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>I want the spotlight back
>no :)
Perfect
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gee such a nothing burger for so much low rolls
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>>86125936
they just had to keep trying until they got one good roll. failure of any kind was never a possibility
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>some had normal skin
>like NORMAL skin
>yes, Laura, some had white skin
was that really necessary?
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>i need a drink
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>>86125948
avantika
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>>86125966
yes
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So have they completely given up on getting Marisha back?
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>>86125336
He's playing her as marisha intends not as she is
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>>86125992
don't you worry anon we had enough episodes to find the dragon balls
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>>86125992
The opposite
Which is kinda funny as a plot point of having Imogen refusing to accept reality except at some point Marisha has to come back to the table
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this is namek as fuck
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consider the kino:
matt puts on the twin elms track when keyleth shows up
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>>86125998
exactly. that’s why I’m saying his RP as her is shit
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>>86126017
chubby Laura is worst Laura
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You think Matt let Sam Gentle Repose and made the comment about him cutting something off because he knows he'd be fine with making a mistake for the Delilah rez?
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>>86126026
That's not chubby, anon.
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>>86126030
I think Delilah was always gonna come back regardless
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>>86126038
get hire standards anon
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>>86126048
>higher
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>>86126017
>Liam's hand at the end
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>>86126048
you fuckin' esls, man. You ruin every discussion.
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>she sounds so dumb
God bless Sam.
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AIEEEEEEEEEE SAVE ME LEVEL 20 AAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Okay thread is slow so TQ time:

What's the most optimal/fun/interesting character each cast member could be playing (and haven't played yet obviously) in this campaign

Alternatively: what encounter could MellowMatt throw at our heroes which would be actually challenging for the current party (hardmode: single monster encounter)
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>>86126081
so fucking stupid. as if there wasn’t already no consequences in this campaign, now they have a level 20 Druid in speed dial
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>>86126086
fuck off
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>>86126087
I really hope otohan fucking dunamancy assassinates her
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help me rez mommy BAAAWWWWWW
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>>86126086
Whatever one can cast Silence on you
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And that's where we're gonna end tonight.
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>>86126087
>now they have a level 20 Druid in speed dial
It needs to come with caveats. Like now they are retainers of the boss druid and when she gives instructions they need to be heeded.
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>>86126072
sorry sir
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>END THE EPISODE WITH KEYETH DYING
>HAVE THEM SCATTERED HAVE THEM BROKEN
>END THE EPISODE WITH KEYETH DYING
>HAVE THEM SCATTERED HAVE THEM BROKEN
>END THE EPISODE WITH KEYETH DYING
>HAVE THEM SCATTERED HAVE THEM BROKEN
>END THE EPISODE WITH KEYETH DYING
>HAVE THEM SCATTERED HAVE THEM BROKEN
>END THE EPISODE WITH KEYETH DYING
>HAVE THEM SCATTERED HAVE THEM BROKEN
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>>86126086
Travis: armorer artificer
Sam: absentminded wizard
Liam: dwarf cleric
Laura: bimbo Paladin
Ashley: Fearne exactly but as a warlock instead because she can’t read spells
Marisha: laudna is her best character
Tal: doesn’t matter, melty gonna melt, at least he doesn’t have a spell list
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OH GAWD I MEMBERING I MEMBER
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>>86126086
Yeah perfect timing, bucko.
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>viewership at all time low
the next week...
>3 DEATHS
>FANSERVICE OUT THE ASS
they know exactly what they're doing
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hey maybe dorian will get to come back now that they're in taldorei
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it is no longer thursday
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Is it thursday yet?
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>Matt, Keyleth is going to have to mention her dead husband or I will spill all the dirt I have on you.
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its over thursday, I have the high ground
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rate this episode out of 25
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They are so excited for member i can hear those hands rubbing
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I LOVE YOU TOO MATT
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Reborn Clarota (CR 18) next week
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>>86126142
4
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>86126138
odds Vax or at least “a raven” makes an appearance
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>>86126142
1. I hate the fanservicey recalls of C1.
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>i clearly hear hands rubbing
>oh yeah we gonna get the nostalgia money oy you member c1 oh im so exited i can practically smell that money
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>>86126145
i member clarota :)
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>>86126171
Member me :)
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>>86126167
this is as much of a lame cash grab as when they bring out a geriatric Arnold to say his three catchphrases for a seventeenth Terminator movie, and will have just as much narrative value too. It’s embarrassing to see
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>>86126171
>>86126145
Ahh. Clarota. The moment I knew I didn't like Keyleth personified.
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>>86126191
agreed. between that and her irrational distrust and disrespect of Kima she pretty much started the campaign at the bottom of the list, and never moved up
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>>86123574
Hey man, you didn't leaf did you? I'm rooting for you to come back. Don't make me bark your name.
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>>86126184
that’s one memberberry they won’t be picking
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ok so what the fuck happened at the end?
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>>86126207
YOU'LL PICK ME AND SWALLOW ME WHOLE!
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>>86126184
why did the best voice actor on the show have to be a thieving narcissist drug addict :(
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>>86126086
Both Travis and Marisha seem like they would be good Artificers.
Ashley ... IDK. I'd think Warlock cause at the very least she could just blast, but she did fuck up Barb. Maybe she's better now?
Sam: Fighter of some kind. I liked his Elden Ring character.
Tal: A Rogue
Liam: Barb with Depression.
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>>86126229
Thieving? I thought he just made the women uncomfortable. What's the full story? I enjoyed Tibs
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>>86126229
>have to be a thieving narcissist drug addict
Thats Cali.
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>>86126247
yeah he stole gofundme money that was supposed to be for charity. i liked tibs too even though he had mc syndrome bad it was kind of cute like watching an excited kid with autism on a playdate
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>>86126247
He was accused of a load of metagaming and cheating, was really weird with the women, stole money through a kickstarter and the drug stuff I think is from a pill addiction he got through cancer treatment. but that's the US healthcare system in action I think
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>>86126184
wouldnt be surprised if this post actually made by orion
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>>86126275
>>86126279
I remember him wanting to make a death laser from mirrors, not fighting the Beholder, mentioning his chubby as Vex suggested violence and casting something on her arrow to make it hit a target. He wasn't that bad and he should have impaled Alura with his 12 inch dong
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>>86126240
>Maybe she's better now?
She’s not, and she won’t be getting better in the future either
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>>86126208
Keyleth came to Jrusar and then brought them all to Whitestone
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remember no episode next week
we get a break from the monotony
have a good two weeks anons
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>>86126338
I hope we get to see Percy and Vex and Trinket and Scanlan and Pike and Grog
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>>86126086
we need…
an all mystic party
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>>86126338
Man Leem is lame for speed dialing keyleth just to rez laudna
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>>86126352
F
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>>86126361
I hate that C3 is so closely tied to C1. As we are seeing now with Laudna, it completely trivializes everything. but I hope we see them too
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>>86126443
i hope they all get swallowed by the chained gods on ruidis
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>>86126392
but anon his character is just a normal guy. totally a background character this campaign. also, he knows all of Vox Machina and knows every relevant detail from their campaign including the hangings from the Sun Tree and he even knows who the leader of the Cerberus Assembly is. see, just a normal dude this time around.
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>>86126184
Perhaps we judged you too harshly
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>>86126458
he's trained in history doe :)
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>>86126480
plus he always seems to roll a natural 20 exactly when he wants/needs to
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>>86126499
the best d&d players can always roll the number they need
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>before the thread dies i unclench my fist
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>>86127159
I clench my fist, around Laura's fist.
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>>86123714
Kek, did anybody respond? Or did the professionally moderated chat delete the message within 0.2 seconds?
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>>86123943
>although they did argue over who to save in character for at least five minutes
Talking is a free action, anon!
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>>86123783
>grapeyguts
giga-degenerate artist, hopefully they make more of these two
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>>86124064
Here with a nice cup of coffee, enjoying some quality friday morning /crg/.
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>>86124872
Great work, king. Excited to see it finished.
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>>86125180
5e is focused on combat but if you point that out to the average critter, you get all sorts of copes.
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>>86123783
>even seething twitteroids can't help but Recognize the Alpha
B A S E D
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>>86125323
May this show end up the same.
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>>86125362
Where do I get a girl who dresses like this?
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>>86125417
>>86125418
What did she do?
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>>86125555
I KNEEL
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>>86127706
Dude, if you point this out to the fucking designers of the game they sperg out.
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>>86127855
Lmao, really? Any sauce?
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>>86127945
Search "D&D 90% combat" and you'll find people sperging out about it including Ray Winninger.
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>>86127977
lmao, found it
>"b-b-but you can choose not to run combat and spend the session talking to each other with some 5e sheets in front of yourselves! this means the game is le Versatile!"
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>>86125494
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>>86123621
>CR is the antithesis of what D&D was supposed to be.
>Liam is the poster-boy for what NOT to do at a table.
I wonder if Gary today would be ripping them a new asshole, being silent, making backhanded complements, or joining in for the money.
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>>86129208
>>Liam is the poster-boy for what NOT to do at a table.
Liam is amazing at combat, though. I do the best battle descriptions.
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>>86126310
but back then thry actually cared about the game so they kicked him out
all the shit you mentioned would happen nowadays no problem



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