First noise marine Edition>The five leagues of Voltron and how they playhttps://www.warhammer-community.com/2022/09/22/youve-met-the-big-five-leagues-of-votann-but-how-do-they-play/>The squat reporthttps://www.warhammer-community.com/2022/09/14/the-latest-leagues-of-votann-battle-report-shows-them-at-their-most-dangerous/>The leagueshttps://www.warhammer-community.com/2022/09/13/welcome-to-the-big-leagues-who-are-the-five-biggest-leagues-of-votann/>FAQshttps://www.warhammer-community.com/2022/07/04/your-questions-are-answered-in-the-latest-faqs-and-errata-for-warhammer-40000/>Downloads; Rules Errata and FAQs:https://www.warhammer-community.com/downloads/https://www.warhammer-community.com/faqs>Tools to Improve Battlescribe Readability:https://buttscri.be/40k.phphttps://rweyrauch.github.io/PrettyScribe/>Tool to make unit/stratagem cardshttps://game-datacards.eu/>/40kg/ Rules PDF megarebrand(dot)ly(slash)40kpdfmegas>Previous Thread:>>86118127 # >Thread QuestionWhat’s your favourite faction look like in warhammer 50,000?
*blocks your path*
>>86123131Probably somewhat closer to Gundam.
Votannbros, did we get too cocky with our rules?
>>86123179Shut the fuck up destinyfag.
Where can I get these roundels for vehicles? The Ultramarines transfer sheet only has 2nd Company because they jack off to Cato Sicarius.
>page 6>links wrong previous threadBruh. Is a faulty bot making these threads?
>>86123162*guards the thread*
What was his name again?
>>86123131TQ: I don't know, but they'll have scopedogs. Or some faction will have their equivalent. I've been thinking that someone at GW will pull the mech button for the IG eventually. They have sentinels yeah, but I can see them getting some cheap, tissue paper mech.
>>86123194gundamns and covenant and votann and destiny, you literally post the same shit every thread. STop it
>>86123131>What’s your favourite faction look like in warhammer 50,000?Extinct, probably.
>>86123211>orange plasmaI see you are even more of a man of taste than you already were steel legion anon.
>>86123211why did you give your guardsmen Evil Plasma? are they traitors?
>>86123215Take your meds anon.
>>86123232Looks cool, don't it?
As Sisters, can I place a 5 girl Dominion squad in a Rhino, and then bring another 5 girl squad of something else and still vanguard?
>>86123239needs more spikes
>>86123237How about I fucking kill you how about that?
When the combat patrol doesn't give you bits for a balefire acolyte you make your own I guess. What do you think lads?
>>86123215Are we going to need to update the Allenby Grunt picture?
>>86123131>What’s your favourite faction look like in warhammer 50,000?Brother, I'm still trying to figure out what half the non-Imperium factions look like back here in M41
>>86123259Looks good to me.
>>86123255Kill me how? With your strong gue-vesa hands??
>>86123232I like color combinations that are close together instead of opposite each other. Can't remember what the art term is for that, but there's some pretentious term for it. Orange looks better with earth tone khaki and scorched brown to me.
>>86123214Giving Imperials actual mecha would be really fucking up their aesthetic. The closest you could get would be, like, the mechs from Iron Harvest, anything more advanced than that is too much.
>>86123273>2022>guard have gotten new models>nids still using stuff from 4th
>>86123281That's because nids are already perfect, clearly.
>>86123281now complain about codex releases
>>86123274Priests can hab plasma?
Are there renegade Sisters factions out there like how there are renegade (not chaos corrupted) space marines? I need reasons for a narrative campaign for Sisters to be hostile to other Imperials that don't involve:-Chaos corruption.-"We thought they were traitors/corrupted but it was all a misunderstanding".-"Just a training wargame bro".-Zealous faith compelling them to kill after a whiff of the slightest bit of heresy.Like, do Sisters have any thoughts or goals other than serving the Emperor? They just seem too rigid.
>limit loadout to the model>don't sell the model anymore
>>86123299they used to. not any more.
>>86123237Sorry anon, we drew lots. It's his turn to be off his meds.I am Spartacus.
>>86123214I mean the old first ed dreadnaughts had normal humans in them in the old lore.It would be fun if IG got some kind of mechsuit dread.
What is the best looking imperial knight?
>>86123273I'm going to drop it.
>>86123318I'm pretty sure IG are forbidden to have any mech tech that includes arms. Maybe something like a catapult.
>pissed my opponent off by having a beast of nurgle go down to one wound and haling itself to full twice in a gameI love thid fucking thing, 80 points of pure harassment
>>86123306Funnily enough, mine just arrived in the mail and I'm assembling him now. Shoulder tentacle thing is weird.
>>86123332I'm partial to the knights panther myself.
How do Kasrkin compare to space marines?
>>86123361In fluff or crunch?
>>86123332>>86123355Poncy ass faggots. The Hammers of Ulric come for you.-
>>86123368Fluff. I know they're like ultra badass best-of-the-best as far as baseline humans go. I'm just wondering where on the 10 = space marine 0 = grot power scale they lie.
>>86123361>how well does x compare to space marine??Poorly.
How do you go from this...
>>86123379Most of their weapons are made to punch through power armour which really helps.
>>86123394what's wrong with it?
>>86123379Marine can survive space, is faster, stronger, tougher, more armoured, more geared and more experienced.Kasrkin can still drop marines with accurate full auto fire, but the return fire is going to be brutal. but not as brutal as the melee, lmao
>>86123394I agree, where's the battle apron? Just not a cool look compared to the original.
>>86123379Highly depends on who’s writing
>>86123273>Be cadian>world got blown up centuries ago>not actually cadian
I’ve been in Aos world for a little while, how did things turn out with the chaos codex? Good, bad, mixed?
Orks are for le wacky reddit crowd
How long til GW makes a new alien race? Army, lore, and all?
>>86123420>be cadian diaspora>non-cadians keep saying you're not a real cadian>start cadian pride movement to reclaim your spiritual homeland oy vey
>>86123430come back when you start thinking for yourself.
>>86123430If you wanna really make sure you do the opposite of reddit at all times, I hear that you get straight up banned from reddit if you drink rat poison.
Is there a word for always liking the worst options? When I see necrons I want to spam warriors, some wraiths and boats
>>86123430orkfags are more masculine than you
>>86123443>Set up massive planetary defense network on spiritual land>Catachan pays for it
>>86123385>>86123394>from boomer in a kiss the chef grilling apron to spatterdashes, fancy dress mask and a fucking wife beater
>>86123457Are you actively deciding on the worst options or do you just happen to like the shittiest options? Regardless, pretty based.
>>86123457"contrarian" or "hipster" or "special snowflake" al work
What 40k side game do you want to come back? I want BFG.
>>86123440some anon pointed out that 2 factions are introduced every edition. 9th gets Votann and World Eaters. I bet 10th gets Emperors Children/Slaanesh themed CSM + hopefully a new Xeno, but that'll be literally 4-5 years away....
>>86123428Black legion got bonkers with AbbyWord bearer possessed are supposedly very goodRelics became auto includes, but wargear overall took a kick in the ballsBaseline CSM get a fight/shoot twice strat, giving them a niche rolePossessed and Terminators play fantasticUnits feel better in general with the extra wound, there's not much point in running cultists
>>86123475Yeah it seems to happen naturally. Like with video games, movies as well as models>>86123473I happen to like the shittiest options,
>>86123478BFG will eventually come back, but without Andy Chambers and it will be terrible
>>86123481I want space lizards/snakes.
>>86123496I think that's basically the most aesthetically appealing Necron army you can have, that's what Necrons were traditionally represented as.
Okay seriously, 8th started at the end of the Indomitus Crusade and then 9th Ed chickened out and brought us back in the middle of the Crusade.Where in the timeline should 10th fall into? If its after, then what story developments do you want to see.
>>86123430This is true, but you can’t say it to their faces
>>86123514Thanks anon I agree. I think that is why I get confused as to why I always like shit options; I tend to like pretty nice and simple things which end up being bad.
>>86123430Orks are cool and all, the meme crowd though. Jesu, Jesu, the cringe that I have seen.
>>86123513there's Sslyth in the Court of the Archon.
>>86123461Woah. Is that out of shape, balding man??
>>86123513Slyth, Zoat, and Rak'Gol coalition when?
>>86123516This is what 9th will be.MAIN STORY>A hive fleet is headed straight for a hub of imperium space>the closest space marine chapters mobilize, the PDF forces desperately try to hold out>How have the nids got this far into imperium space unoticed? (new lore development/ units for nids)>The ultramarines (poster boys) send a force to help the sector, when they arrive its more dire than expected>They call in allies, the blood angels arrive>This sets up space to create multiple new units>New Nids>New tyranic veterans (generic chapter this time)>New sanguinary guardIn the mean time, aka later in the edition, the newly reformed Fallen have hatched a strange plan. TO REVIVE THE LION.>Azreal gets a new primaris model>Fallen get a proper subfaction ruleset>Lion gets a model>Drama between all parties, including Gullimane
Post WIPsI can't resist dry fitting every few steps like a moron. You can see where I fucked up and didn't sand the resin quite enough on the carapace, so some primer stripped off when I took off my masking job. >>86123319The one you make yourself. Personally, I'm partial to the Horus heresy styrix/megaera armor pieces with the cogteeth.
>>86123590The starter box will obviously be Marines vs Nids by the way
>>86123496>Not having three separate strike forces of your favorite faction each meant to be played against your friends in waves of escalating power.
>>86123513Gotta wait anon.
>>86123603it's hard work but the goal is noble
Is it weird that of the legions, non of them were specialized in biology/healthcare/medics type stuff or is that only natural because it’s not an RPG/DnD game and you don’t need a healer themed legion and just leave that to smaller units being the medics?Was curious since when I look at the other 18, they all cover a lot of different themes: chemical warfare, magic, cybernetics, being good at playing civilization, furries. All I can think of that’s missing is a dedicated healer archetype.
>>86123603Forgot my image like a retard
>>861233796-ish? but as >>86123415 said, 40k fluff isn't exactly consistent. and marines get frequent jerking off by fans like >>86123408 ascribing them abilities far beyond those implied by their actual performance (either on table or in fluff).
>>86123516It's gonna advance a little and focus on Imperium Nihilus. If the rumours are true, Blood Angels v Nids will mean it starts with cleaning up Baal and going from there. Best thing about Nihilus is that it's like the Wild West up in that bitch. Not just more Chaos but also more Druks and Orks raidin' an' lootin' Imperium space.
>>86123590Ultramarines and Blood Angels are separated by the Eye.
>>86123611That sounds really fun anon.I like it. I tend to go off a faction after about 1250 points, I got everything I want and getting more seems like a waste.
>>86123622Helping people isn't very 40k...
>>86123635Lore gates never bothered gw anyway, they will find a way. Or have both attacks happen at once, as if the hive mind is truly trying to achieve something greater than consumption... but what?>
>>86123622>why isn't there a legion composed of non-combatants? You're right. We could have turned the Iron Hands into something so much more interesting.
>>86123625Rather than actually repair it, I think I'm just going to use this effect part I printed and didn't use for a base a while back. Varnish should hold the rest down, no more masking to do, I'm going to handprint the other parts.
>>86123622certain SoB factions in lore kinda do that but that's probably it. If you want, you can count that Nid swarm that exists to give biomass to other swarms to help them regain numbers.
>>86123629Would be nice to see some of the smaller factions take an active role in the lost half of the Imperium. We've had nothing but Chaos and Necrons for the last few editions. Nids, Orks and Druks taking advantage of stranded worlds without the astronomicon's light sound narratively fun for a change of pace.
>>86123661>certain SoB factions in lore kinda do thatThe Orders Hospitaller is a non-militant order. They're Sororitas, yes, but calling them "Sisters of Battle" is a massive confusion about their purpose.
What goes on here?
>>86123698Flayed One raves
>>86123622death guard is the bio medical legion, anon
>>86123603Some Coven engines I built earlier. None of the wargear is actually glued. Want to make the weaponry swappable on the Talos. Trying to figure whether I want to risk trusting the pins and sockets to hold the stuff in place like they are now or of I need to go invest in some magnets.
>>86123698it is the Mystery Zone, where you can make stuff up and it's fine.eventually some bored writer will come along and overly explain and canonize what goes on there, and it will just be another irrelevant region of space enjoy it while it lasts
>>86123659I'm a double-retard and did it twice holy shit
>>86123183No, dumbasses just dont realize their weakness and only stare at the strengths.
>>86123692Argent Shroud try to help innocents though, although its mostly by evacuating them
>>86123698Apparently a bunch of renegade Raven Guard marines just hang out there to this day.
>its a "people pretend having 1 less inch on movement actually makes the unit ungodly slow edition">its a "t4 3+ -1AP 2 W (2+ in cover) is not durable on a troop choice edition"
>>86123751by this logic, the Salamanders are also medics. >cauterizes you with heavy flamer
>>86123469GW is fucking with us right?
>>86123481>Forgetting the mini ally-dex hell of 6e and 7e>Forgetting the edition of two mechanicus books, scions, and the Knight "codex"There's hardly any precedent, and the rule of two can easily be muddied by range refreshes, army expansions and one model codexes. I'm not sure if chaos knights should be treated as equivalent to Death guard, Votann or WE, or if the Custodes "expansion" counts as a new codex since they had a single ally datasheet in 7e. Sisters and primaris could also be construed as either new books or range updates based on definitions.The only pattern I can see is a cult legion every edition, with 7e giving Tksons, 8e death guard, and 9e world eaters. So while I'm very confident EC will drop in 10th, I doubt that GW has a mandate to release two new armies come what may.
>>86123650How about you fuck off. The iron hands are interesting and unique it's just that the writers can't tell a half decent story.
>>86123793"I literally cannot make a decision between two different armies, so I'll take the easy-to-paint compromise between them!"
After being asked the question, "What's so bad about Ork Shoota Boyz", I decided to waste my evening averaging the best possible performances across various equivalent points (or as close as they can get) "basic" troop choices and their basic weapon in every army that included such an archetype (ie no Daemons or Knights). I tried to rank them based on a loose average of their performance vs. MEQ and GEQ targets, allowing for armies which have "simple" (ie not harshly limiting activation requirements like "closest enemy unit") buffs to give the same unit two different results.*disclaimer: First of all, generally speaking these units are going to be inefficient at the role of killing their peers, so don't take this as an indicator of army power. Also, Custodians were in a rough spot as my sample point total was pretty much split in the middle of a Custodian, and I erred on the rounding down. Similarly I was harsh with rounding fractions on hit/wound rolls down in nearly every case. Finally, I basically ignored range factors when trying to rank them, so keep in mind some of the better performing units are doing so at ranges of 9, 12, and 18" only.1. Imperial Guardsmen (First Rank Fire, Second Rank Fire)2. Skitarii Vanguard (Protector Imperative)3. Guardian Defenders and Skitarii Rangers (Protector Imperative)4. Neophyte Hybrids (Crossfire + Exposed)5. Imperial Guardsmen6. Necron Warriors (Reapers)7. Ork Shoota Boyz8. Kabalite Warriors9. Grey Knights, Battle Sisters, Fire Warriors10. Custodians (Ka'tah)10. Necron Warriors (Flayers), Neophyte Hybrids11. Rubric Marines, Tyranid Warriors, Termagants, Tactical Marines and Intercessors (Tactical), Legionaries (Massacre)12. Legionaries, Tactical Marines and Intercessors13. Custodians and Plague MarinesShoota Boyz being an extreme case, hitting that ranking only at their 9" performance, hit closer to #12 at their usual 18".
>>86123765May we all be so blessed, to be cleansed by the Emperor's light
>>86123797We're talking about Iron hands, not ultramarines.
>>86123826are you doing the "blue iron hands" meme on purpose?
>>86123801Curious about your process, as you've ranked guardians and Neophytes above Necron warriors despite the latter looking the most appealing in terms of str, ap, and squad size. You've also not factored in range and movement, which is the main detriment of necrons.Did the neophytes have industrial weapons in your calculations, and were the guardians using their platform? Or is shuriken/exposed+crossfire autoguns really a better interaction than a gauss reaper profile?
>>86123801>Shootaboys above KabalitesBullshit. Even discounting the range difference. Is that including the reroll for the Black Heart obsession? What about for Trueborn?
why don't deldar and slaanesh culters have Eversor assassins only way better?
>>86123940only imperium are allowed to have weird character units that don't fit into any lists while being wildly overpriced
>>86123940Because fuck xenos and fuck heretics who aren't Space Marines.
>>86123768Did it not have a category in the GW store? Does it have one now? It's a new faction. I agree that they don't have to include new ones every edition tho.
>Everyone please welcome our new CEO, Anon. I'm sure we're all eager to hear his plan for the future of Games Workshop. >Anon, please... tell us what you think we should do.What do?
Necrons should be chromed
>>86123952chaos WILL get more models than you
>>86123940You mean Mandrakes and Incubi?
>>86123952post 2000 GW must love you
>update graphics drive>4chan font changes in front of my eyeswierd, I dont like itt.autist
>>86123969aren't Incubi like the straightXedge counterpart to gladiator wychfags
>>86123957Gue'vesa and other Tau Auxillery as a suplement Codex for Tau. Dark Mec, Chaos Guard, and maybe "generic" agents of Chaos that any Chaos army can take.
>>86123957>What can I say? You guys are doing a great job, no notes. I'll just keep things running smoothly.Then I just wait to get replaced and make as much money as possible in the meantime, you can't fix an operation like that.
>>86123957Step one we need to start supplying our stores with peach juice.
>>86123982did you not play Iron Hands during 8th edition?
>>86123957Bring back every single model Games Workshop has ever sold, and still has the rights to and molds for as permanent made to order. I'll see that bastard Goldfish blue to a poorhouse before the month is out.
>>86123957we're going to sell STL licenses....without DRM
>>86124025this, but only the militia men box set and the titty daemonettes
>>86123989Kind of. They're also used as enforcer assassins by Vect and other Archons when they don't want to be subtle and want their treachery to be known. They're dedicated to the obsessive path (and pseudo aspect of Khaine) of the raw cruelty and brutality of murder.
>>86123904As mentioned, I used sample sizes at as close to the same point total (160) as I could in each case, the outliers being Custodians, Rubrics, and Plague Marines who did not fit in nicely. So do take that into account, I'm sure the latter 2 could be considered a placement higher each, though the Custodians are off by like 20 points in either direction. Weapons used were purely their basic gear - shuriken catapults, autoguns, boltguns, etc. I didn't bother mathing out the 2 other Termagant gun options because it's generally understood they stack up worse compared to the fleshborers, which don't impress much to begin with. Guardians (153 pts) kick serious ass thanks to the shuriken rule, killing 2.5 MEQ and 15 GEQ. Neophytes (156 pts) getting +1 to hit and wound put up good numbers, killing 2.5 MEQ and 14 GEQ. Necron Warriors with reapers (156) kill 2.5 MEQ and 10 GEQ, so the difference comes down to how effective they are against GEQ where the extra S is overkill.>>86123912As I mentioned, ranges and movement are too fiddly a factor to try and rank, especially considering some of these guys can just drop in at their ideal range willy-nilly, so I just tried to rank them by best possible performance. And no, this is for only the most basic choices for shooting units, with no buffs aside from the most dead simple activation army mechanics like doctrinas, combat doctrines, ka'tahs, crossfire. So no subfaction buffs, no veteran upgrades.
I think I want to make a tac marine kill team to start because I got an idea for a space marine chapter that I really like but I don't want to be seen as a basic bitch for playing/painting space marines. I wish I didn't bend to perceived social pressure so easily.
Post your favourite HQ model! theres hundreds to choose from
>>86123273Still fucking pissed by how they ruined kasrkin
>>86124045>manlet fag posting trannieswhythat's supposed to be what primarisfags dohang yourself
>GW funnels their Power armour energy into CSM and HH>The only Primaris we got this year is an upgrade sprue for KTAnd what a good year it has been.
>>86124039it just feels weird de have the three parts that make Eversors (brutal martial arts of the incubi, crack cocaine of the wyches and the retarded unpredictability of mandrakes) but yet don't have some sort of uber assassin
>>86123957Ok. To stop 3d printing from effecting us were gonna make colored glass pieces, metal armor with real cement mixed in, and run a "make your own models" system where a customer designs thier model while we ship it. Also every official tournament winner will have a book written about thier army. Also 3D terrain and remote controlled models. Were gonna bring back armor facing for both tanks and models. Finally we're gonna sponsor another game but this time it's from an ork warband lost on a demon world with stolen grey knight and harlequin gear. Once the money comes in we're gonna support legalizing prostitution so we can open a 40k escort service.
>>86124049>I've a great deal of mouths and must make heard my constant elation
>>86124074I come to this thread as an escape from your bullshit. Go away
>>86124090>Were gonna bring back armor facing for both tanks and models.They got rid of armor facing? Wtf.
>>86124043Thanks for that, I did suspect it came down to GEQ as I was having a hard time telling the difference in MEQ performance.I'm trying to figure out a GSC army at the moment and this is a good confidence booster for me.
>>86124097Armor facing is too much for people to handle, obviously.
>>86124090>40k themed dominatrixes
>>86124081Eldrad is very nice, it's a shame they squatted his friends
>>86124097and templates and initiative and pinning and tank shock and leadership effectively, and so many other thingsthe game you remember is dead
>>86123959I'd be lying if I said that didn't look dope
>>86124049desu I prefer my custom marines but I understand those don't count.
>>86124109I'm gonna be honest anon. I only played once against my mom in middle school. I think that was a 6e book.
>>86124049Any of the ones on the left.None of the ones on the right.
>>86124106They are literally all the same model.
>>86124126was this her?
>>86124131>why ofcourse, every model update is better than the last!
>>86124049I'll be honest, I've never been a huge fan of the loose spinal cord look.
>>86124109Not only will they come back but moral is gonna work differently for each army. Plus summoning and reinforcement will be different for certain armies. Along with rules that will make two players have to physically fight for certain results. Plus lore is gonna retarded.
>>86124085It's kinda sad that there's no official lore and model, but the Succubus datasheet is a good starting point, and I'm sure the archon courts are varied enough that you'd have precedent in lore. It'd be a good excuse for a kitbash if you're wanting for such a unit in your army.
>>86124150>Along with rules that will make two players have to physically fight for certain results.I would go and spectate every 40k tournament I could to watch two slimy nerds wrestle to decide who gets an advantage in their game of pretend war.
>>86123957Warhammer Minus Four Billion, a line covering the War in Heaven. Old Ones, Slann, Necrontyr, pre-Fall Eldar, Krorks. Full campaign integration with a revamped BFG line and Epic scale figures.
>>86124166moonman? you're darker than I expected
>>86124166very nice, is this still sold?
>>86124085It is odd, but the three pillars of Drukhari society don't always play nicely together. They barely cooperate within their own factions.It probably comes down to the fact that Drukhari don't care to kill quickly or efficiently. They want slow and agonizingly painful deaths. Death itself is nearly meaningless in their society where Haemonculus can regenerate you a new body from a tongue scraping and put your soul back into it.
>>861241062>3>4>1Honestly with a some spare bits you could probably makensomethhing work
>>86124175He tried racemixing ONE time and this is what happened.
>>86124187Yeah, he's in the burning chariot.
>>86124172Honestly not a bad move in a few years.Make brand new armies like HH has>Pre-fall Eldar>Slaan>Krorks>Necrontyr>Chaos
>>86123801Also I realized I forgot to rank the two Skitarii types without the Doctrina active. Woops!They still do well, Vanguard probably sitting just above Guardsmen without FRFSRF, and Rangers between Reaper Warriors and Shoota Boyz.
>>86124153Echildren also have Lucius to fit the role too so I'm not totally shit out of luck with a little bit of imagination
>>86124205You also forgot Storm Guardians. Not that I blame you, since Storm Guardians are awful.
>>86124226Can a cheap unit of 5 with a melta gun really not perform?
>>86124226Well the idea was to focus on the troops intended for shooting roles, which is why I didn't slugga boyz or any other troops carrying a melee weapon and a pistol.
>>86124166Why does GW not play up the moon stuff like the do the bird stuff?
>>86124250It's a unit of corpses and a melta gun. Their job is to sit on an objective and pray nothing gets to them.>>86124257It's not like SGs were meant for melee either.
>>86123481It’s at least one new army per year, GW’s words.
Why does the Imperium rely so heavily on sissy hypno for almost every type of soldier? Is it because the Imperium is unable to actually command loyalty so it needs to rely on hypnosis/subliminal messages/psycho-indoctrination?
>>86124297makes the gobbo players angsty
What can I run the scythe as in 40K.
>>86124389All the threats are terrifying
Should I take a sword wraithlord (giving me 2) or 2 vypers with a missile launcher and a bright lance? Or should I take a hornet with 2 star cannons and upgrade my spiritseer to a farseer?
>>86124392They get all the good shit.
>>86124389If you've got mass sissy hypno available, why not use it? Keep in mind that even with that they have to have a dedicated rank to shoot deserters.
>>86123183It's gonna be like every army I've ever had, where I start it for the looks/lore, they come out and are overpowered, and by the time I get everything painted they're nerfed to useless and hated by everyone.
>>86123243yes.Better hide it though. Dead if you don't get first turn.
>>86124436Is every transport in this game just made of tissue paper now?What's a transport with some real hair on it's chest look like?
unit finally done, one dudes grenade launcher is off for the pic but im too lazy to reshoot after repairing it
How do marines actually know where to go for deployment? Do they get orders from higher ups or do they just decide from their own intel?
>>86123496that's ALMOST an ok army, if you made your lord an overlord that alone would be a big improvement, and if you were willing to swap out the destroyers for skorpehks or wraiths it'd be just fine. Warriors are decently viable as long as they have good support.
>>86124502TTK on everything has fallen. Means GW can demand higher point games where you need to buy more models, and the game only runs 2 hours.
>>86124522Marines receive intel at the speed of plot.
>>86124090>open a 40k escort service.Fuck yeah.
>>86124535is there any place for lords or are they just the "if for somereaosn you have no points left" choice? I can run the lord as an overlord no problem
>>86124090>so we can open a 40k escort service.How much to order a Sister of Battle?
>>86123478Space hulk ( inb4 into the dark killteam).I want blood angel primaris in saturnine terminator armour vs alpha strain genestealers and gsc cultists in voidsuits
>>86123478Epic or Space Hulk
>group rebels against the imperium >they fall to chaos no matter the reason for rebellionWhy does this happen?
>>86123957Anime about a team of xenos working for a great chaos-punishing goal, where the heart of the show is a chibi tau with a gun fetish. we end the season by having the team slaughtered by an eversor
>>86123957Hentai in the theme of Kuroinu, but with Eldar and Slaanesh marines.
>>86124680Because you can't beat the Imperium.Slow, gradually, your fight against them becomes more and more desperate, and you're forced to reckon with failure.Are you really going to watch all your brothers die on by one, dying for your rebellion, your dream, all that suffering, only to lose?Or are you going to embrace the forbidden powers and make them give back what they've taken from you?
>>86123478Epic, but I'm sure there are those who'd argue new rules and models aren't worth GW screwing up the existing Epic environment. Space Hulk's my second choice.
>>86123957We're going to get Studio Trigger to make an anime about an Inquisitor and his plucky band of weirdos and xenos as they attempt to thwart the forces Chaos from abducting a cute girl with tremendous psyker abilities.
>>86124680Desperation forces people into despair, into rage, into obsession. And renegades against the Imperium are always desperate.
>>86124680Anyone rebelling against the Emperor is placing themselves in the favor of one or more of the chaos gods, and because humans have tasty and nutritious souls, daemons take to humans like fish to water.Desperation, selfishness, self-righteousness, it doesn't matter. Such is the laughter of thirsting gods.
>>86124722Actually... not a bad idea.
>>86123793>The iron hands are interesting and uniqueNot at all.Mechanicus does their shitty shtick better, same goes for other marines.The cyborg idea of them is doubly retarded for marines are supposed to be biological improvement, and for IH just to make recruits go through insane organic body mods, just to then go, "Lol, we cyborgs now, time to cut of ye hand sonny, lmao." is painfully stupid and just a waste of geneseed and organs.Hell, not even IH's successors do any of their shit, they don't go around hacking off limbs for no reason.
>>86124747If it worked for the Polish it can work for the British.
>>86123996Cringe, make another one.
>>86123131TQ: Likely all dead. Maybe Eldrad will still be out there going “Ah, I’ve foreseen this!”
>>86123183No, the power creep is a good thing - it’s clearing the path necessary for Tau researchers to finally be allowed to discover Gundanium Alloy
>>86123131TQ: Probably all dead. Eldrad might still be out there talking about how this is step 93,544,160 of a plan.
>>86124777>Maybe Eldrad will still be out there going “Ah, I’ve foreseen this!”I'm sorry anon, Eldrad's got the crystal bone cancer. It's doubtful he'll make if to 42k before becoming a very ornate garden statue.
>>86123212Bibbity bobbity bilebooper
>>86124680Because most religions end up feeding the gods and rebelling groups would probably reject the Ecclesiarchy. Unless they go full atheists facts and logic they'll end up feeding a God and falling. Hell even going full reddit atheist will fuel Malice so your not safe there.
>>861241064 > 2 > 3 > 1
>>86124801What if humans worshipped Khaine?
>>86124824To the proud Eldar, being worshipped by humans would be something akin to, I dunno, you getting worshipped by the worst sort of furry degen.
>>86124824Then the eldar kill them/enslave them and now they either turn to chaos or die/live as slaves.
You guys know how flamethrowers can kinda drip fire after shooting? Do plasma guns do this?
>>86124845yes, and you can light cigarettes with it
>>86124131I like the Succ, but the Haemonculus is a crime.
>>86124840>Go to throw the garbage out>See something glowing over at the side of your house>Go to check it out and see that it's a bunch of rats>They're all crowded around a fiery altar with your picture of your dad propped up behind it>One of them just pulled another's heart outI mean what would you do?
>>86124845No. Plasma is super heated gas pushed to a higher state. It would stream if anything. Tyranid bio-plasma would drip from whatever hole it's fired from.
>>86124878you know that chalk people put down to keep out ants? I think Eldar have something similar but for humans
>>86123304It's a militant arm of the church that keeps the Church in check. However, Sisters are basically hostile if they go really pious.In Dawn of War Soulstorm, they came to purge everyone for being a heretic including the Guard and Blood Ravens. They can easily go to war over a dispute about a relic, or given falsified orders by a corrupt head they have yet to truly question as his heresy has only started to show with this gambit.It could be Guard not being faithful and attacking to escape, It could be Salamanders being rather forthcoming about torching innocents, it could be the Mechanicus being the Mechanicus, or Grey Knights hearing of a neat trick involving painting their armour.
>>86123957>"We'll add female marines to this shitshow, all of them shall be based on Samus Aran, Lara Croft, etc. They will have huge breasts in fluff and they will be extremely hot and attractive to the point even Drukhari want them.">"Once they are ready we will just reveal them in an article along other new primaris units with no explanation given and just list all the models and rules and move on and we will never explain or give reason why and how they happened, both in fluff and real life."Also I will just combine primaris and firstborn into one with all manlet units getting an update, give primaris all new upgrades for every main legion.Eldar get more updates with new aspect warrior models but also new type of aspect warrior units.Also I will make G-man x Yvraine canon, I will have Yvraine model re-released but with massive breasts and ass with no explanation given.After all that I will simply fire myself or resign.I'd say job well done.
>>86124878I play skaven so you know my answerbut if I'd found the rats doing what they post in the /trash/ thread, I'm getting the lawnmower.
I don't like primaris marines.
>>86124919I don't like marines
>>86124919you're in the right place thenwe HATE primaris
>>86124899>"ah shit. We got a human infestation again.">"I'll get the human posion.">"I told you to stop leaving out whiskey, it draws them in."
>>86124680>>group rebels against the imperium>>they fall to chaos no matter the reason for rebellion>Why does this happen?Ashen Claws, Soul Drinkers and Knights of Blood are just fine.
>>86124919I agree. Maybe they'll grow on me when they get some visual variety 10 years from now.
>>86124924I don’t like
>>86124926>you're in the right place then>we HATE primarisIf you hate them so much why are most marine models ever posted just primaris then?
>>86124899>"Isha damnit Velothir, did you forget to put out the deterrent runes again? There's mon'keigh all over the temple down there, the moment I came out of the webway they started screaming and prostrating themselves. One of them even tried to hand me a virgin."
>>86124933I dowhat are you waiting for?can't we kiss?
>>86124933I too dread the abstract concept of zero and how it is distinct from the absence of meaning
>>86124945that's the trick. use primaris to make 40k bad enough that people either turn on primaris or the game diesit's a devil's game but I'm a daemons player anyway
>>86124935Am newfag, what's AGP?
>>86124947>"male or female this time? Because if they keep giving us children we could wipe them out with an aging rune."
>>86124954>that's the trick. use primaris to make 40k bad enough that people either turn on primarisI mean, it is clearly not working since people are still buying them.
>>86124597It's a fun lore choice if you think you can make use of the rules too. I think a lord AND an overlord could be FINE and usable. but ifyou really like the lord see if you can add ONE more hq to support.Like, anything.
>>86124993Bad news, it appears that a 4chan thread is unable to affect the consumption habits of the entire world.
>>86125006Not with that attitude
>>86124952Oh god, what came before the infinite now and how or why does this paradoxical reality continue. I want off this mobius strip.Or fuck it I’ll just go back to thinking about toy soldiers https://youtu.be/A0Rlz2H-4XY
>>86125008I'll be happy to be wrong, I'd love for Imperial Guard to become the #1 most played faction worldwide! Maybe then we'll get something other than Canadians and Krauts.
>>86125025dumb bolt action shill
>>86125034I will never play another ww2 game for as long as I live, I'm afraid. I just want historically-inspired designs in my dumb grimdark science fantasy.
>>86125047that's why you're dumb
How much artillery is too much?
>>86125052I suppose I am a dumb shill for a game I don't want to play.
>>86125064Can you by any chance turn a planet into a piece of artillery? That seems like a good amount.
>>86125083>Can you by any chance turn a planet into a piece of artillery?Orks probably could with enough time.
So what’s the appeal of Dark angels? Does the Deus Vult aspect solo carry them or do people indeed find the Fallen and being borderline agents of chaos stuff a bigger draw than expected?
>>86125064>too much artillery?No such thing.
>>86125100I think people just find them aesthetically appealing.
>>86125100Robes & armor plus lots of plasma is a nice combination
>>86125100>Dark angels>Deus Vult aspectHuh?
>>86123131>What’s your favourite faction look like in warhammer 50,000?They're the only one left, they already won over 9000 years ago and are chewing on another galaxy by now.
>>86125040This chart just reads like 'betas' who still want to call themselves alpha and creating useless subcatagories to please their overlords
>>86125100Dark Angels aren't particularly Deus Vulty. They're more the "My Secret Shame" faction. The grimdankest history of all the loyalists.
>>86125100The deus vult people would go for black templars wouldn't they? I don't play DA but when I did have an army of them in my early teens the pseudo-arthurian thing was what did it for me.
>>86124310SGs with two meltaguns are 100pts. For 20 more points you can get a squad of 5 meltaguns with better armour, toughs and bonus wound.CWE want to be running Rangers in their troop slot, since they're net cheaper as and can actually shoot whist on backline objectives, not to mention scout deploy
>>86125137>>86125116Havent you seen the page? I mean, it pretty much confirms what you just said.
Does 9th edition still have any custom character rules? I always enjoy those.
>>86125040Did you get this from a sissy hypno site?
>>86125153I'm not clicking your strobe light bbc honeypot, fag.
>>86125137I mean it goes without saying that no actual "alpha" has ever fucking made a horoscope chart.
>>86125162I respect that you dont want to visit that shit, I just keked at how much gays are deluded.
Who was in the wrong here?
>>86125220the people who didn't read the book but think it was at all worthwhile.
>>86125220Having only watched this series,I would go for cardinal xaphanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tM9SoJ-MpU
>>86125220>blue starFucking sick.
>>86123183man XCOM really stepped up their arsenal
>>86125220The Alpha Legion.
>>86123957New Race of Alien tree people, Former humans that have allowed nature to engulf them and created a new race of invasive humanoids that either born in pods or by kidnapping and forcing them into these pods to join the collective.It's something akin to Tyranids and Genestealers, where it is theorized they somehow copied and replicated it with plants. The difference is, instead of locusts they are more like ants. Each ruled by a powerful psyker born from seeds created by other Queens and tasked to spread and grow. They are still suspect to Chaos and Genestealer infestation, the only reason they are growing into a problem is due to their method of "invasion" being launching seeding pods through the warp to create new "Queens" to the various humans who stumble upon them and get their genetics reorganized to become one of these Tree humans and proceeding to attempt spreading their greenery and harvest new servants.They create plant-like weapons or modify their bodies to fill certain roles or fit their enviroment. Seed cannons that mulch their opponents into flowerbeds, strangling serpentine branches, or suffocating them in fast crystalizing sap. Deserts may find Deadly cactus brutes, or you may find animals with complex weaponry with many plant-humans plugged into a collective to move massive tank like beasts or fly in weird seedpod bird fliers.Their goal is the same as other aliens, invade and spread and find their lost homeworld and the First Queen who continues to send out these Seeds and cause the Imperium further headaches.Probably more I could say, but basically a matriarch styled xenos style race of former humans. I expect tons of people to compare to Orks being technically plant people or Tyranids because it is an invading species; but I like the idea and I know GW has plant people. Just make them Space ents with a female focused gimmick and just be an entire "Forest/Animal" gimmicky style of army.
>>86125276This is something you could have in the lore as a single one-off weirdo planet lost since the Age of Strife rediscovered by the Imperium and then cleansed in a crusade, probably involving a lot of flamers. It's a retarded idea for a lasting faction that actually competes on the galactic scale.
>>86125276Groot army??you'd have the most annoying playerbase in minutes.
Hammer and bolter is so poorly made you dont even get amvs out of it
>>86125157There's generic Captains,Lords and stuff. If you play Crusade they can get battle honors that make them stand out
How do I justify my homebrew Space Marine chapter having a stockpile of old Horus Heresy equipment?
>>86125319They sucked a bunch of Mechanicus dick. Alternatively they found a stash somewhere.
>>86125276>New Race of Alien tree people, Former humans>Former humansAnd ya lost me
>>86125319they got it from Cawl
>>86125319They found it in a stasis vault.
>>86125319well, here's an ideathey have a bunch of horus heresy equipmentthat's ityou dont really need to justify itsome chapters just have different shit than other chapters
>>86125341This. The best "explanation" for it would be to say that no one in the Chapter even remembers where they got it all because they've had it for so long.
>>86123496I feel it. >Orkz: love deff dredds and Bad Moons>Space Marines: love Imperial FistsCSM used to be on the list too because I love possessed and Black Legion but those seem to be good now.
>>86125319>this chapter has a high amount of relics from the horus heresy That easy anon.
>>86123478BFG, I'll totally buy models this time.
>>86123478Don't wish this upon things you once loved. Most of the specialist games have their own homebrew communities that are doing fine without gw coming back and fucking it up.
Did anyone order a Ghazghkull Thraka with extra dakka?
>>86125379You're right. The BFG crew turned into a DFC crew
>>86125379Those communities can just continue playing exactly as they are but with new high quality plastic models available as options now.Don't pretend like Adeptus Titanicus reboot didn't breathe new life back into the Epic homebrew communities.
>>86124680Sebastian Thor says you are wrong.
>>86125319They beat up a first founding chapter for it.
>>86123478The Assassinorum execution force board game but with better rules and cooler enemy models.
>>86125402>Those communities can just continue playing exactly as they areUnless GW decides that the fan-made rulesets and models are competition, of course.
>>86125419Do you really the internet loses pdfs, anon?
>>86125419...and do what, send in death squads to confiscate their printouts of old rulebooks? Take meds.
>>86125402Let's not pretend that 3d printed BFG models havent reached a peak far beyond gw's and paying £25 for a 2 inch cruiser is retarded when you can get someone to print one for you with immense detail for a fiver
>>86125425Makes it hard to spread the good word when any centralized gathering point gets C&Ded. Might well be worth it but it's hard to say in advance.
>>86125434fucking destinyfag, at least post a cool gundam instead of the same image every time
>>86125440They literally have no ability to C&D people over having forums discussing old games.
>>86125306Don’t care cartoon fanboys are cancer
>>86125293Yeah, It's more like a T'au/Genestealer thing where the scary thing is just how many seeds that "Queens" can produce at a time and are kinda genetically urged to basically shoot them into the warp to fuck up other locations. The largest factions would only have a system or two under their control at most and they are required to grow their own transports that while can survive space like a weird plant whale... It is extremely rare and only happening because it's another fucked thing into the blender.The seed is the big problem thing that allows them to flourish, they are ticking time bombs sent by the hundreds every "cycle" a queen is at peace and are really hard to corrupt or notice as they go through the warp, or dispose of besides killing off a host as soon as they are ensnared by it and forced to evolve into a "Queen". It is like seed bombs being chucked everywhere. The mastermind behind it has yet to be known of by the Imperium, the original people were slaughtered as an act of treason and heresy for it and they seek to spread to find their lost Founding Mother.>>86125331Eh, mostly went that for it to be a whole "pod people" kinda thing or an alien race I remember seeing online somewhere as a kid. I was also thinking something like the the Unfallen from Endless Space since they are cool looking, but celestial vines wouldn't work in 40k
>>86125455They do have the ability to C&D people sharing modified versions of those rulesets, like NetArmageddon. And they absolutely have the ability to shut down anyone sharing new 3d prints for the games. Obviously you can argue that's a small price to pay for getting more people interested in the rulesets but it's not completely devoid of risk, is my point.
>>86125476>And they absolutely have the ability to shut down anyone sharing new 3d prints for the games.Good, printfags are cancer.
>>86125406>implying anyone chosen by the emperor is a rebel
Cadians being the "Colonial Marines from Aliens/UNSMC from Halo/Mobile Infantry from the Starship Troopers movie" is well recorded, but is there any other regiment that fits the bill that aren't the Elysian Drop Troops? Or are they simply just "make your own" and "mentioned once off hand"?
>>86125490it's getting bad!
>>86125489Pretty sure printfags are as big a part of those rulesets having a revival as anything GW's done.
>>86125470Oh, Also because I am hella biaser on plant girls with big tits and would love a female only army of plant girls with larger then normal tits.Catachan deadly invasive plantgirls that will force you to join and serve your queen.
>>86125496dang that isnt official right
>>86125493What the fuck are you asking? What is your point?
>>86125500No it's some retard who drank the kool-aid and thinks marines are as big as ogryn
>>86125560Ogryn Marines would be pretty fun though.
>>86125569oh you have the tranny brainworms. go away
>>86125503Are you retarded, autistic, illiterate or merely bored out of your mind and pretending?
>>86125577>election tourist tells others to go awayComedy
>>86125582You don't have a point then. Rethink your posts and try again.
>>86125040Why do you keep reposting this?
>>86125597look at how many (You)s he got
>>86123191People still play destiny?
>>86125577You asked for the meaning lol
>>86125613that's true. but knowing what that word means tells me that you're scarily far down the rabbit hole. You don't spend too much time down there, I hope.
>>86125591>but is there any other regiment that fits the bill(that is colonial marines) that aren't the Elysian Drop Troops?Shall I take you post as an admision of all the former, you pants shitting dyslexia-ridden FASD-mongoloid? Frightening to think that any given post in these threads could have been made by a obvious illiterate.
>>86125560>No it's some retard who drank the kool-aid and thinks marines are as big as ogrynNah, they are. You can clearly see it in this pic >>86125496
>>86125652You're right, I'm Spartacus.
>>86123274Not sure about all matching colors but that is straight Zorn palette.
>>86125644Keep malding sizelet.
>>86125667literally a postlet
>>86125652But I'm not Carnac, you're Carnac.
>>86125669Keep seething scalelet.
>>86125683sizelet, scalelet, pick one you wordlet.
This thread is garbage
Reminder that carnac posting is a month old and never existed in the past>inb4 the autistic spamming it pulls out screenshots of him doing it years ago months apart
>>86125694How about you just keep coping tallet
>>86125699>and never existed in the pastHow new
>>86125699Yeah, you are right. It's one very dedicated spammer
>>86124657>>86124657>>86124719Epic's got a huge community of 3rd party sellers and there's a community of ruleswriters that have netepic rules out for free. It's better that GW doesn't touch Epic.Although I know they will and screw it up.
>>86125706To this general maybe like 4 years. It was never a thing. It's been posted in the last 30 days than all the times before that I suspect.I miss good threadfags.
>>86125718The Epic fan community rules are a mess of multiple competing systems across multiple editions with multiple versions of every factions army list, it's fucking impossible to get into, I've tried looking into it multiple times. Different regions play totally different games. Fuck that noise. I'd rather the team doing Adeptus Titanicus just make one official one to get everybody on the same page.
>>86125698That's right, that's why we all should keep coming here.
>>86125710>Cool story, CarnacAnon, you are the Carnac
>>86125738>It was never a thing.Calling random people carnac wasn't. Calling out carnac for being carnac was such a thing you can search it in the archives and see entire fucking threads full of people shitting on him, even just 2 years ago. You are new as fuck.
>>86125748Nah, it's all of us you dumbass.
>>86125749Post all the screens retard. Carnac "posting" and a dude named Carnac calling himself that are 2 different things.
>>86125706Of course it existed before, but if you care to punch in "Carnac" in the archive it spits back almost 12 pages between now and the 6th of August. Conversely there's a gap of almost a month between the 6th of August and the earlier usage of the term. It's very obvious some genuinely unwell person has zeroed in on a particular brain ghost of his.
At this point, Carnac has nothing to do with the Carnac campaign.
>>86125764>>86125763I miss Canada anon. Rip.
>>86123461based and hot
>>86125770The taufag? fuck off
>>86125770>>86125777Oh fuck. I'm a Canadian taufag. I hope that's not me.
>>86125759Carnac never called himself that newfag, the board called him that because his insanely off-the-charts autism is so identifiable people could just tell it was him from his posts immediately and the name stuck.The fact that I'm apparently the only fag here who remembers when literally every single fucking person on /40kg/ knew who carnac was means that 9th really did kill the fucking game, all of you are newfags who arrived recently.
>>86125777>>86125789I miss sister anon
>>86125796I don't like women.
>>86125793Post the archives retard. Don't forgot to post how often you've spammed recently
>>86125803>Post the archives retardLook, the newfag is asking to be spoonfed. And when we don't, he's going to start with the sour grapes.
>>86125803I'm not the spammer, moron, but here's a random screengrab from the archive just a couple years ago
I am Carnac. This post was made from my enchanted stone tablet using tapatalk.Yours truly Carnac The Passage Grave Tír na nÓgThe Otherworld.
>>86125826Come on. There's days, weeks, months even between most mentions of Carnac. It's only lately that the failed abortion of a spammer had his mental breakdown.
>threads are so infested with newfags no one even knows who carnac is anymore>they probably don't know scionanon, GSCB, the slaanesh tattoo troon, SNA, etc either
>>86125864gone, like tears in the rain
>>86125864I remember DLFG tooI remember when cultist-chan reaction images were normalI remember when every single /40kg/ thread opened with the same OP image that we slowly added all of the factions to as new ones like Knights and AdMech came out
>>86125871No anon, we are done with continuity. I will not let the 'sense of continuity' fairy in.
>>86125864>Did I ever tell you about the uh, whatshisname clown namefag I once sperged out massively at him for ono discernable reason when I was 13>and he was good friend
Still fail to say why people who hate squats are being called Carnac. Dude was barely relevant back then. Its been atleast 2 years since it has been consistently posted
>>86125929Anon it's very simple. The other day Carnac (the real one) was in here posting about Belakor shit again. He got namedropped by anons who recognized him. The samefag spammer must have seen the name and decided to add it to his shitposting and just started calling everyone Carnac.
>>86125938>who recognized himHow? Is him that deranged that his speech pattern can be recognized?
>>86125950Yes that's how he ended up getting a name in the first place.
>>86125950I can recognise the grey knight player from Eastern Europe he is so deranged
>>86125950Yes. He got his name from the fact people here found his reddit profile.
what would Karnac's daemons look like since he's obviously becoming a major warp entity?
>>86126022They'd all be miniature versions of Bela'kor
>>86126022The miniatures'd only come in one identical pose, samefagging if you will.
I want corsair army again
>>86123478GorkaMorka.40k Wacky gunball rally.
>>86125739They can finally bring back Space Marine properly now that the 2nd most popular Epic faction is back in the game.
>>86126129Thick Eldar thighs
>>86124680Because the "sympathetic" gunrunner/guerilla advisor always has an agenda, whether it's Religion, vore faggotry or a nun-fetish..
>>86124680Rebellion comes from a desire to change things and there's literally a chaos god that rules over the very concept as change. All rebellion serves the ruinous powers
>>86123162Let's be honest, he doesn't want to be here and you can probably convince him to go back to sleep.
>>86126129I miss when corsairs were craftworld pirates, now they look like Ynnari.
>>86125852By now you spend more time jerking off about hims than he does posting.
>>86126217Characters can't take those.
>>86126129cool craftworlder, mate
Awful idea I had. Have autowound/autohit rules and autofail rules cancel each other. So if Judgement Token shots hit a marine using transhuman, it still rolls to wound and wounds on a 3+ for S5 or better and wounds on a 4+ for S4 or worse.
>>86126284Yeah that's what corsairs are for the most part.
>>86125864The scionfagging got out of hand, and the lady with the alien breeding fetish had mental issues. Good times.
>>86125864They're probably so new that they don't even know the source of the manga with the MC who only fucks tomboys.
>>86123478Kill Team but not shit. Both editions of it as a standalone game have been ass for different reasons.
>dorfs are ok they die to mortal woundsis this the "dies to removal" of 40k
>>86126129And I want you to suck on my tiddies
>>86126539That's exactly what it is.
>>86125864all are supposed to be anonsome can be told appart by what they do (ie: purple anon), but once you put a name on them it's not what they do that become important but what they are, and then they're fags and the thread is fucked
>>86126509Meh, the current edition of Kill Team is great. Only nogames that like to jack off to list building in their heads hate it.You can make easily /your dudes/ with a little imagination
>>86123385>>86123394TRT and beta blockers
>>86124907>A series of dull explosions rocked the ruined wall private Cannonfodder was using as cover, shrapnel spraying every which way. Across the street a heavy weapons team were laying down suppressive fire, no doubt for a second group to attempt a flanking manouver.>Suddenly the ground shook beneath him as a team of astartes, tall and beautiful with great big tits and heart shaped asses rushed past and vaulted over his makeshift barrier. Their long and loose hair flowing behind them, they traversed the street in seconds and he couldn't help but to peek, wanting to witness their spectacular asses in battle with the heretics.>Emperor bless him, their tits were the best he'd ever seen.
>>86123793sounds like they can't be interesting then, if you can't tell good stories