Battle Hamster Edition>Two saves?https://www.warhammer-community.com/2022/08/05/two-saves-are-better-than-one-for-the-horrific-hordes-in-codex-chaos-daemons/>Worst Berserkershttps://www.warhammer-community.com/2022/08/01/the-leagues-of-votann-let-loose-the-augmented-fury-of-the-cthonian-berserks/>Midget Lorehttps://www.warhammer-community.com/2022/07/28/lore-of-the-votann-who-are-the-guilds/>FAQshttps://www.warhammer-community.com/2022/07/04/your-questions-are-answered-in-the-latest-faqs-and-errata-for-warhammer-40000/>Downloads; Rules Errata and FAQs:https://www.warhammer-community.com/downloads/https://www.warhammer-community.com/faqs>Tools to Improve Battlescribe Readability:https://buttscri.be/40k.phphttps://rweyrauch.github.io/PrettyScribe/>/40kg/ Rules PDF mega:rebrand(dot)ly(slash)40kpdfmegas>Previous Thread:>>85541651>Thread Question:How does your army respond to the battle hamster?
>>85545279Just painted this dood, what do you think. Also>your dudes
>>85545330100% nice, what else are you working on?
>>85545391I have a zoanthrope I just finished in the same style, but i am a bit unhappy with the brain and will probably redo it. I also have a Hive Tyrant airbrushed and ready to have all the brushwork done.
>>85545330>hey there stranger, that there is a nice looking model*sips
>>85545330i bet he'd look amazeballs under a UV light
>manifestations of the god of war and slaughter>2 attacks
>>85545660He has other manifestations.
Threadly reminder that Primaris Space Marines are utter shit, and Orks are the best faction
>>85545660That's like saying the shit you dump every morning is a manifestation of yourself
>>85545660See if they keep their '+1 S and A' rule on top of the profile boostOr they could get Damage 2 Hellblades to really cement their purpose as elite-slayers
>>85545681>but he has manifestationsDon't care, I expect daemons of slaughter and bloodshed to be good in close combat, they need more than 2 attacks.
>>85545698The dump I take every morning is a manifestation of my posts.
>>85545330>I HAVE A BLUE HIVE>WITH A BLUE MEMBRANE>BLUE IS THE COLOUR OF CHITIN I WEAR>BLUE ARE THE TUNNELS >AND ALL THE SPORES ARE TOO>I HAVE A NORN QUEEN AND SHE IS BLUE TOO>BLUE ARE THE GAUNTS>THAT WALK AROUND HERE>BLUE LIKE MY T-CYTE>ITS IN AND OUTSIDE>BLUE ARE THE ACIDS I SPIT>AND WHAT I BLEED>BLUE IS THE HIVEMIND>THAT LIVES INSIDE MEGr8 model, dabadeedabada
>>85545279what is the most fembrained army
>Some Models can be either too big or awkward to mount on a base. In these cases, simply make all measurements from the nearest point of the single most largest part of the Model, such as the torso of a giant alien monster, to the hull of a battle tank.>The Silhouette of a Model ignores small gaps and holes that may be present on the model so that it may present as much of a geometric shape as possible. In example, a Necron Ghost Ark and the empty space between its many rib like arches count the empty space between each rib as part of the model for the sake of targeting.hows this? for adding a silhouette system to 40k's LoS system
What do we chaosfags can hope for Chaso Daemons and/or World Eaters codex to have?Also, what's on you wishlist/don'twishlist?
>>85545712It depends on what their weapons stats are and how much they cost. I would assume they will be strength 6, AP3 and damage 2, with other effects on top, at 8 or 9 points.
>>85545724Fucking kek.oh no. what have you done. I cant unhear it
>>85545737>What do we chaosfags can hope for Chaso DaemonsThat Greater Daemons are good and warrant the one per detachment rule
>>85545728space marineseverything about them is daddy issues and dumb drama
>>85545660how does this compare to say Flayed Ones, Genestealers etc?Im too lazy to wahapedia it.
>>85545942Flayed Ones have six attacks each.
I bought this mk. ii dude from ebay to add to my retro blood angels but i think he'd look cool as a fallen dark angel. These mk ii niggas aint cheap on ebay but i love their design.
If the 40k setting gets Age of Sigmar'd, how do you think it will go down? Tyranids eating the entire galaxy? All of realspace turned into the warp?
>>85545330I started this guy but we're doing some construction so everything is all over the place and he probably won't be finished for a while
Converting my own plague surgeon beacuse I dislike gw's sculpt. Why is he so big?
>>85546090They can't resist wanking chaos so they'll just make abby an even shittier archaon than he already is
>>85546112looks good thus far though!!
>>85546090I can't imagine how you'd AoS 40k
>>85545330Reposed some of the ballerinas
>>85545730That's not a rule, that's just telling players to guess and hoping for the best
>>85545330He looks like some kind of pokemon
>>85545279And I thought the Space Wolves are madmen for sticking Fenrisian Wolves into their transports.
Wanted to share this Knights list I've been having fun with and hopefully get some C&C on it.One thing to note, Desecrator isn't locked to the Warpstrike Claw, I'll just swap between it and the Chainsword depending on my opponent.++ Super-Heavy Detachment 0CP (Chaos - Chaos Knights) [106 PL, , 2,000pts] +++ Configuration +Battle Size [6CP]: 3. Strike Force (101-200 Total PL / 1001-2000 Points) Detachment Command CostGametype: 4. Chapter Approved: War Zone Nephilim+ Lord of War +Knight Abominant [24 PL, -2CP, 460pts]: 5. Infernal Quest, Arch-Tyrant, Bow to None (Herpetrax), Character (Traitoris Lance), House Herpetrax, Spitesquall, Stratagem: Warlord Trait, Undivided - Blessing of the Dark Master, Vortex Terrors, WarlordKnight Desecrator [22 PL, -2CP, 435pts]: 4. Knight Diabolus, Character (Tyrannical Court), House Herpetrax, Nurgle - Aura of Corruption, Stratagem: Relic, The Tyrant's Banner, Warpstrike clawWar Dog Executioner Squadron [17 PL, 325pts]: House Herpetrax. War Dog Executioner: Diabolus heavy stubber, Tzeentch - Mirror of Fates. War Dog Executioner: Diabolus heavy stubberWar Dog Stalker Squadron [18 PL, -1CP, 320pts]: House Herpetrax. War Dog Stalker: Corrupted Heirlooms, Daemonbreath spear, Diabolus heavy stubber, Helm of Dogs, Khorne - Blood Shield, Slaughterclaw. War Dog Stalker: Avenger chaincannon, Diabolus heavy stubber, Reaper chaintalonWar Dog Stalker Squadron [25 PL, -1CP, 460pts]: House Herpetrax. War Dog Stalker: Avenger chaincannon, Corrupted Heirlooms, Diabolus heavy stubber, Reaper chaintalon, The Storm Malevolent, The Twisted Mask, Tzeentch - Pyrothrone, Winds of the Warp. War Dog Stalker: Daemonbreath spear, Diabolus heavy stubber, Slaughterclaw. War Dog Stalker: Avenger chaincannon, Diabolus heavy stubber, Reaper chaintalon++ Total: [106 PL, 2,000pts] ++Created with BattleScribe (https://battlescribe.net)
>>85545330Looks like some aquatic sub-species of a Tervigon.
>>85545330Pre-heresy world eater's armour fucks
>>85546385Is that the sword that comes in that kit? Doesn't look like it fits at all
>>85546090>how do you think it will go down?chaos rips the galaxy a new onethe emperor wakes upnow all factions get into time travel shenanigans through a timeline broken by chaos
Need advice anons, does this look ok for a first time list I can build towards? I really like ork vehicles, but I don't want to play speed freeks for nowAlso, are kustom jobs confirmed to have no point cost?++ Outrider Detachment -3CP (Orks) [57 PL, -2CP, 1,000pts] +++ Configuration +Battle Size [3CP]: 2. Incursion (51-100 Total PL / 501-1000 Points) Clan Kultur: Evil SunzDetachment Command Cost [-3CP]Gametype: 4. Chapter Approved: War Zone Nephilim+ HQ +Deffkilla Wartrike [6 PL, -2CP, 120pts]: Fasta Than Yooz (Evil Sunz), Rezmekka's Redder Paint (Evil Sunz), Stratagem: Relic, Stratagem: Warlord Trait, Warlord+ Troops +Boyz [5 PL, 80pts]. Boss Nob: Choppa, Slugga. 9x Ork Boy w/ Slugga & Choppa: 9x Choppa, 9x Slugga, 9x StikkbombsBoyz [5 PL, 80pts]. Boss Nob: Choppa, Slugga. 9x Ork Boy w/ Slugga & Choppa: 9x Choppa, 9x Slugga, 9x Stikkbombs+ Elites +Burna Boyz [6 PL, 85pts]: Pyromaniacs. 7x Burna Boy: 7x Burna, 7x Stikkbombs. Spanner: Killsaw [Legends], Kustom Mega-Blasta+ Fast Attack +Rukkatrukk Squigbuggies [6 PL, 95pts]. Rukkatrukk SquigbuggyWarbikers [8 PL, 150pts]. Boss Nob: Choppa. 5x Warbiker w/ Choppa: 5x Choppa, 10x DakkagunWarbikers [8 PL, 150pts]. Boss Nob: Choppa. 5x Warbiker w/ Choppa: 5x Choppa, 10x Dakkagun+ Heavy Support +Battlewagon [9 PL, 165pts]: 4x Big Shoota, Deff Rolla, Fortress on Wheels, Kannon+ Dedicated Transport +Trukk [4 PL, 75pts]: Grabbin' Klaw
>>85546090>>85546149>Big E now a full God resets the timeline, but he's trying to do so in his image, Ersa (or whatever the female E is) dies stopping him from doing it fully, time line is reset but in state that's worse for mankind, Abbadon still lives, still Traitor>tyranids and all the other xenos continue their way to Terra>tau is more advanced>eldar awoke the god Ynnead but Slaanesh still exist, but eldar can now reincarnate safely>in their time of need as Terra prepares to defend against these odds, thousands of warps jumps end, thousands upon thousands of imperial ships enter the fight>the galaxy is worse because men always ruin things>as the forces of chaos and the xenos scum stand on the edge of destroying Terra a huge webway portal opens up and 2 gigantic fleets of almost impossible size and technology arrive at Terra>one of the capital ships is marked with a 2, the other 11>zoom into the bridge, and we see two Amazonian women of size, one smirks as she grips her weapon, the other crosses her arms>the two missing primarchs return with their daughters proclaiming as enter scene "you boys really made a mess, this could use a woman's touch"Welcome to 40k.
>>85546458>Also, are kustom jobs confirmed to have no point cost?They were, and then the most recent update changed them back to having points costs again.
>>85546482In this edition of 40k, do I have to put up with Cawl's "Marines, but better"?
>>85546090I like to imagine in the 40k End Times they'd have Dorn come back, build a super fortress that no one could ever penetrate, and then Abaddon just goes around it without a siege And then some idiot assassinates Dorn because he forgot to close the door to his super fortress
>>85546502Primaris are just the norm, but they got basically mixed into the old tacticals and got their rules.
>>85546385Not as much as pre heresy EC.
>>85546458>Also, are kustom jobs confirmed to have no point cost?They fixed that a week or two ago.>ListCould give the boss nobs 2 choppas each, they'll get more use out of the bonus attack than the sluggas. You might as well make one of the Boyz mobs a Trukkboyz specialist, they'll get far more out of it than the Evil Sunz kultur.Speedwaaagh! is not particularly well suited in this list, it'd be nice if you could fit in a second buggy. I'd make the argument for replacing the Burna boyz with a Boosta-blasta.
>>8554640I originally built them with SOH in mind but switched after finishing the build process, I wanted to see if the would looked good painted but I'm gonna cut my loses and kitbash some printed chain axes on
>>85546539If I drop a warbiker I can replace the Trukk and Burna Boyz with a Boost Blasta and another Squigbuggy. Leaves 10 points extra for some Boss Nob wargear++ Outrider Detachment -3CP (Orks) [57 PL, -2CP, 990pts] +++ Configuration  +Battle Size [3CP]: 2. Incursion (51-100 Total PL / 501-1000 Points) [3CP]Clan Kultur: Evil SunzDetachment Command Cost [-3CP]Gametype: 4. Chapter Approved: War Zone Nephilim+ HQ [6 PL, -2CP, 120pts] +Deffkilla Wartrike [6 PL, -2CP, 120pts]: Fasta Than Yooz (Evil Sunz), Rezmekka's Redder Paint (Evil Sunz), Stratagem: Relic [-1CP], Stratagem: Warlord Trait [-1CP], Warlord+ Troops [10 PL, 160pts] +Boyz [5 PL, 80pts]: Trukk Boyz. Boss Nob [8pts]: Choppa, Choppa. 9x Ork Boy w/ Slugga & Choppa [72pts]: 9x Choppa, 9x Slugga, 9x StikkbombsBoyz [5 PL, 80pts]. Boss Nob [8pts]: Choppa, Choppa. 9x Ork Boy w/ Slugga & Choppa [72pts]: 9x Choppa, 9x Slugga, 9x Stikkbombs+ Fast Attack [32 PL, 545pts] +Kustom Boosta Blastas [4 PL, 80pts]. Kustom Boosta Blastas [4 PL, 80pts]Rukkatrukk Squigbuggies [6 PL, 95pts]. Rukkatrukk Squigbuggy [6 PL, 95pts]Rukkatrukk Squigbuggies [6 PL, 95pts]. Rukkatrukk Squigbuggy [6 PL, 95pts]Warbikers [8 PL, 150pts]. Boss Nob [25pts]: Choppa. 5x Warbiker w/ Choppa [125pts]: 5x Choppa, 10x DakkagunWarbikers [8 PL, 125pts]. Boss Nob [25pts]: Choppa. 4x Warbiker w/ Choppa [100pts]: 4x Choppa, 8x Dakkagun+ Heavy Support [9 PL, 165pts] +Battlewagon [9 PL, 165pts]: 4x Big Shoota [20pts], Deff Rolla [15pts], Fortress on Wheels [1 PL, 20pts], Kannon [5pts]
>>85545660Who is the Cat chaos god?
>>85546640>Who is the Cat chaos god?Slaanesh, catgirl are definetly its thing.
>>85545728If males want tomboys, what do women want? Huge muscle men? Yet SM aren't popular with women.Only remorseless extragalactic horrors that consume all resources before moving on, that is the tyranids.
>>85546634>Leaves 10 points extra for some Boss Nob wargearOr upgrade the Kannon to a Killkannon.
>>85546672have you considered the possibility that there are normal people who don't pick an army based on their sexual deviance?
>>85546673it would reduce the transport capacity from 20 to 12 and I was thinking of fitting both squads of boys inside of it
>>85546672Most women are also remorseless extragalactic horrors that consume all resources before moving on.
>>85546672I'm a male with a big Tyranid Army. And a bigger Guard Army.What do this mean?
>>85546691>And a bigger Guard Army.Imperial or Custodian?
I swear /40kg/ is the most retarded general on this God forsaken siteWhy is there like 5 separate threads right now, how am I supposed to know which is the real one for me to shitpost about the LOTR reveals inI really wanted to piss all 5 of its players off
>>85546724We just have a troll shitting up the board lately with this tactic. We're all waiting for him to get bored and piss off.
>>85546724>Why is there like 5 separate threads right now, how am I supposed to know which is the real one for me to shitpost about the LOTR reveals inWhich ever has the most post, ie. this one.
>>85546684No, no I wouldn't do that>>85546690Birds of a feather>>85546691If you think they're cool, you have an interest in biology. If you think they're cute, you are in touch with your feminine side
>>85546090>be me>year 2069>40k 17th Edition just released last year>word on the street is GW finally shitted on it enough over the past few years that Sigmarines are outselling the entire range>reboot time>literal biggest Chaos alliance ever lead by Abaddon and featuring all your favorite Chaos characters get together and decide they need to body the Imperium into submission before they get any more advantages>Solar War 2 baby>Abby's 14th Black Crusade straight to Holy Terra itself>Russ and The Lion were back prior but this story brings them all back>GSC and Nids here from that prophecy the Custodes found>payoff from the Martian Necron implications from 12th edition's Dark Mechanicum codex>Ynnari finally brought back after not being mentioned since like 50 years ago>The Warzone: Holy Terra has truly started>At the peak of the story arc, all hope is lost, forces of Chaos converge on Terra>ultimate fanwanky herohammer showdown between Chaos and non-Chaos Primarchs in the Throneroom>suddenly all Chaos forces are weakened by the arrival of the Tyranid Hive Mind, the Shadow in the Warp dimming it just enough>With the Warp dampened around Terra, the Golden Throne finally fails without unleashing the Daemons in the Webway>Big E gets up off his chair and BTFO's all the Chaos forces in the room just by existing>after Chaos and the Hive Mind are BTFO'd from Terra, the Shadow is gone>Daemons begin to spill through the Webway Gate>matters not, with the Shadow gone, His 10,000 year plan plan has come to fruition>ChangeDaWorldMyFinalMessage.jpg>Big E becomes the Big E in the sky>Chaos God of Humanity or some shit>Galaxy is engulfed in Warp Storms>Holy Terra presumed lost to the Warp>Primarchs in a state of limbo>The Lion is the only one reported living afterwards>The rest are MIA>Some say they ascended to their own form of Daemon-Princehood under the Emperor>To be explored in Warhammer: Millennium Primaris
>>85546690Relentless Consumers (literally cant stop themselves)Battlefield Birthing CreaturesEgg Drop PodsDNA scavenged to incubate more babies...You may be onto something here about Women playing Tyranids!
>>85546724>how am I supposed to know which is the real oneTwo have fuck all posts and the same image, while a third is at page 8. This one is the most active.This is the presently active one.
>>85546526I unironically believe this will happen. Would be super easy for GW to just go "yea they're integrated enough that they're all the same now!" after a few editions of selling models to retards dumb enough to think they'll squat Firstborn.
>Most of us play more AoS than we do 40k>Still getting our book before Guardfags
>>85546724Considering this thread has a proper op instead of a shitpost op then I'd say this is the right one.
>>85546781They'll still do it tho, everything will just be primaris.We've already seen bunch of the shit that primaris have and it's just the shit firstborn have.
>>85546744I think they're cool. Phew!|I like to pit them against my IG to recreate a Starship Troopers or Aliens vibe
>>85545702Yes, Helblades go to S5 Ap-3 D2. Buff availables are autowounding on 6, extra attacks and rerolls.
>>85545942Genestealers have lot more attacks at comparable Ap, but only D1 and S4Flayed ones have more attacks at worse S, ap and D1. So basically Bloodletters are better against Marines and similar, Flayed Ones are better against chaff and Genestealers are comparable to both of them against the ideal target, but cost 50% more.
Is he worth the 80 points or should I use a regular inquisitor instead?
>>85546672Tyranid society is similar to Bee or Ant SocietyTop are a handful of super-Fertile 'Kweenz'.Then disposible, Sterile, Female Worker/FightersThen short-lived Male Drones only useful for breeding.Thank god were mammals eh!?
>>85546886if you use acolytes he's useful (since he buffs them), otherwise I'd go for the cheaper generic
>>85546873Pretty fitting. Daemons being a horde army never made sense to me I like these new 10 man max squads of elite killers
>>85546906Wait...the big-jawed soldier ants are female too?
>>85546886I dunno but he looks badass.
>>85545728Tyranids are the girl army but strangely the next girl army has almost always been nurgle for some reason. Girls like big gribbly monsters I guess. If we're talking fantasy its without a doubt lizardmen.
>>85545330i just finished painting up baharroth and classic farseer for a game against custodes tomorrow
>>85546931Yes. Males have wings and their only purpose is to fly to a Queen and impregnate her before they die.
>>85546946orks are also up there, I'd say they were the #2 after nids when I was working a shop
>>85546967Yeah but the males are basically her own kids too innit. Ants sound like a Magical Realm thing.
>>85546090>primarchs come back>imperium gets split into good imperium and evil imperium>Girlyman takes over as an Emperor Regent>new space marines get made to replace the old ones
>>85547000The males fly off to find other ant colonies and new Queens too
>>85547000>Yeah but the males are basically her own kids too innit.Brother's actually, it is weird because ants basically have weird chromosome stuff.Like male ants have like half set of chromosomes but the queen has like full set of them, but all the workers have 1 and half iirc and that prevents them from reproducing.I'm probably getting some stuff wrong, but you can google about this, ants are really fucking weird.
I'm a new player, is this an okay army to start with?Is an elite army like this going to be tedious for people to play against or can it still be fun?I don't have CP which is probably a problem but it should make learning easier for now i figure
>>85547042>the rebel alliance resorts to female space marines in order to compensate for their inferior numbers>missing primarchs return>turn out to be stronk women who don't need no patriarchy
>>85547042>>primarchs come back>>imperium gets split into good imperium and evil imperium>>Girlyman takes over as an Emperor Regent>>new space marines get made to replace the old onesYou know this pretty much what happened right?Ghillieman is the Imperial Regent and the Imperium did get split in two, but into the light and dark side, but the dark isn't evil just fucked and got regressed back into the Age of Strife.Also primaris exist.
>>85546090>The factions start colonising Andromeda >Timeskip 10k years This is how I would do it cause we'd get to keep old lore but have an easy way to create entirely new armies and shit
>>85547105>i'm only human after all
>>85547105They should expand and reach Antares. I hear there's like, cool gates in there
>>85547105Knowing how advanced humanity and eldar were I'm pretty sure that has already happened.I'd also find it pretty funny if it was the case humans and eldar in the Andromeda galaxy are actually doing 100% fine and it is just Milky Way that is completely fucked beyond belief and both humans and eldar in Andromeda have just agreed to not fuck with it at all.
>>85547150Yeah it's actually my theory for one of the Lost Primarchs. Sent out into another galaxy as a final failsafe for continuing humanity in case the Milky Way went to shit. Would explain why even Chaos Primarchs respect the secrecy behind it, they're still human supremacists after all
>>85545650god I hope so. that there are apparently teeming masses of perpetuals running around all over the place annoys the hell out of me. that they are the vehicle of destroying everything about the Ollanius Pius story that was inspiring and beautiful makes me hate them with a passion
>>85547070I think that's the point
>>85544467I had this guy at my store who 'converted' a flesh-eater courts army into a traitor guard army Read: he glued lasguns into their hands and called it doneWhen they got squatted, he just told us 'yeah, they're DKOK now.'
How do you feel about lazily converted armies?>"This is my renegades army...oh, squatted? Oh, well, they're clearly death Korps of Krieg."
>>85546468>destroying everything about the Ollanius Pius story that was inspiringIt was NEVER an inspiring or even especially well-known bit of the fluff. In fact it was largely seen as Imperium propaganda until the Horus Heresy series plucked this bit of trivia from obscurity and built a major storyline around it.
>>85547055Doesn't look bad. Not too versed in Guard so I can't say, plus their new codex isn't out yet so it's hard to tell what will and won't be good. Guard players usually go full tank, but I think that shit is boring, so good list.
>>85547212>someone posted my comment and image from the last thread into this onewhy?
>>85544099it's not that it's complicated or divisive.It's literally just 'WELL I HAVE A SUPER FORCEFIELD THAT CAN'T BE STOPPED BY STUFF THAT STOPS FORCEFIELDS'
>>85547213Not much worse than seeing a regular horde of Guard models tbf
>>85547219I distinctly remember reading fans written poetry about the fluff before they decided OP was yet another perpetual
>>85547213As long as they're painted, it's cool. The only time I have issues with conversions and such is when they're not painted.
>>85547212Most of them honestly don't look super bad, but yea a bit more effort would do wonders. I really don't have any issue with the gameplay aspect of that though because the best part of 40k is making /yourdudes/. If rules get dumped for the army you made, nothing wrong with using the next closest equivalent. That being said, if he's had this army since before Traitor Guard got squatted, they should at least be done by now.
>>85547231Yeah, i thought the bullgryns riding in the taurox with the preacher would bring some variety while still fitting with the motor theme
>>85547150There are necrons in the Magellanic clouds, right? Also heard something about a probe sent out into extragalactic space, and it picked background sound."Ere we go! Ere we go! Ere we go!"
We need more stories of Daemons doing demonic things, haunting places and talking in tongues etc The Daemons in the early Horus Heresy books are pure kino like thats the kind of shit you'd see on Nukes top 5
>tfw we only got space marine models in like the first 3 months of 9th edition and the rest of the edition is xeno wank>new HH release was the only thing that salvaged 9th edition sm releases
>>85547307>There are necrons in the Magellanic clouds, right?I'm curious about this. Haven't heard anything about it before. I know the Silent King made it outside of the Galaxy before turning around cause it was all Nids
>>85545712Exploding to balance an exploding dice stratagem/aura combo
Can someone post the image of Duncan pointing a gun
>>85545660>Leadership DebuffWhat, is ripping half the galaxy just not enough? Seems strange to make them more scared and prone to run despite being literally immune to dying for the most part.
>>85547213Better than a marine army from a first founding chapter using the exact same models for all the hqs and characters as the last five marine armies I went up against.
who's the cutest warhammer vtuber?
I fucking hate this general
>>85547636Do something about it then, it's been going downhill for weeks now.
>>85547654It's because GW refuses to release anything interesting to talk about. Daemons are a step up from more midget lore but we need World Eaters or maybe Guard to save us from this sidegame hell
>>85545317It's been part of their lore for a few editions now, I remember reading about it back in 3rd, there was also more about it in later editions.
Would this model would look great in Black Templars colors?Just cut off the DA stuff and you’re golden.
>>85547771I think it would look great but it's absolutely not "just" cutting off the DA stuff, the model is abolutely covered in iconography
>>85547373I hope there's a do over of the ATV coming down the pike. it's embarrassing
Cute seeing old Iron Bonce here painted in the style of those new Necromunda Squats with the ridiculous helmets.
>>85547974Lel. Looks like his helmet has wings
who came first: pic rel or custards? just curious about the spear design.
>>85548153The art came first.
>>85548153DW came first. People were pretty hype about that spear when they saw what it was. Custard cremes came out a little later with the Burning of Prospero 30k box.
>>85548242big thank for infoz!
>>85546906This is not true in the slightest. Tyranids don't have a "society" at all for one thing. They don't work remotely like bees or ants. They're more like a rogue AI in charge of factories that produce killing machine robots, except the robots are made out of flesh and so are the factories themselves for that matter and the AI is a psychic network instead of a digital one.
>>85548354GW loved giving bolted pants to everyone in 1st and 2nd edition, why is that? any irl examples?
>>85546732That's not true, women fucking LOVE murderers. Every single dysgenic incel school shooter that ends up arrested instead of dead gets tons of women wanting to be the one to "fix" him in jail. Women would say they hate space marines and their personalities, but would absolutely drool at the prospect of taming someone as powerful both politically and physically as a Chapter Master with their pussy. Primarchs too.
>>85548473>Women would say they hate space marines and their personalities, but would absolutely drool at the prospect of taming someone as powerful both politically and physically as a Chapter Master with their pussy. Primarchs too.Yes.But as soon as they realize that shit will not happen they will not even try.
>>85546118Scale creep, It's been a real annoyance. At some point Warhammer will no longer be in 28mm scale and I'll the the day.
>>85548386They’re studded pants. It’s 80s/90s British punk fashion.
>>85548529>At some point Warhammer will no longer be in 28mm scale and I'll the the day.The the day what?
>>85548543Getting into a fight with someone wearing those and then getting knee'd in the balls would suck.
>>85548520>as soon as they realize that shit will not happen they will not even try.You REALLY don't know women well. They'll stick in any abusive relationship for as long as they can until they can upgrade to an even more abusive relationship.
>>85548520>But as soon as they realize that shit will not happen they will not even try.Trying impossible stuff and being cut off from reality is what women do till they are 55. But, that is the real world. No one at GW is going to dare to write women in a real way. Oddly enough from enjoyment of the setting point of view, it is also a better thing to do.
>>85548563That’s the point kind if. Slamdances were popular.
wait why can't the lord discordant heal vehicles anymorehe's literally a warpsmith that's his fucking job
>>85548686A warpsmith who doesn't have the warpsmith keyword. Interesting.
>>85548726wait what the fuckI hate this codex(interestingly, this is very similar to what happened with my AoS army, where skaven arch-warlocks and warlock bombardiers lost their "warlock engineer" keyword and a certain rules interaction because of it)
>>85548473>That's not true, women fucking LOVE murderers. Every single dysgenic incel school shooter that ends up arrested instead of dead gets tons of women wanting to be the one to "fix" him in jail.tbf that sort of phenomenon happens in reverse toogo on to a /tv/ true crime thread and you'll see thirstfags simping over female killers
>>85547137Yeah, and a based game designer at that.
>>85548899Jump onto a pike, retard>>85548744Nobody is going to call you out on it if its just missing a keyword, just like nobody ever worth playing with had a problem with Neurothropes not having the Synapse keyword being played as they did (because they obviously do)
Building up some Drukhari and holy hell, Succs are still on 25mm? Thats hilarious
>Leaker (Wallace) claims that a last minute decision by GW has made it so Greater Daemons are no longer restricted to one per detachment>Wallace expresses concern about balance issues, claims spamming Greater Daemons will be better than Knightskek. Rumour also has it that most Greater Daemons are 300+/- points.
>buy a chaos knight Abominant box>No instructions in the box>Contact GW>"We're sorry, we don't have those instructions available at this time. Please use the box and dry fit the pieces together. We wish you luck!"The fuck kind of company is this? How do they not have a scan of each and every instruction manual for this very reason?
>>85549144Took me 2 seconds to find it onlineYou will not survive the winter
>>85549055All those last minute decisions in a book that got printed months ago? Guess how I know you’re a fag?
>>85549165I bet you found the same chaos knight instructions everyone else does, which doesn't have the abominant stuff in it.
>>85549055No worries, coming buffs to GK will reign demons in.
Hey dudes, anyone know any decent painting tutorial for sisters faces so I don’t make them all look like angry men in wigs?
>>85547654We could talk about how joggers and trannys are ruining everything again?
>>85549055They can FAQ it if it's too much of a problem.
Tau Auxiliaries when?
>>85549416I would hope eventually, but never feels more likely
>>85548781Tbf those aren't men trying to "fix her" they just want a crazy dommy mommy
>>85549416Tau are the Gundam faction now. Crisis suits sold to well early on while auxilias didn't.
>>85549055I will now play demons
>>85549055>Monster mash is back We won bros
>>85549416This will be your new Primaris vehicle.
>>85549595Hey mods and jannies, this guy is dodging his ban.
>>85549183Nope, says Abominant right in there. Full instructions.
>>85549620Two men enter, one man leaves!
>>85549416I'd put a decent chunk of change on you, the heat axe spamming autist, and the really bad repeated joke autist all being the same subhuman
>>85549614That anon got banned for that? Why?It looks nice to me and I'd honestly prefer if the primaris ATV was actually that Warthog edit instead and I say this as a primarisfag.
>>85549656>>85549675This sounds like some attempt to deflect your identities onto others when there's no need thanks to this image board being anonymous. Schizophrenia too.
>>85549656>the heat axe spamming autistWhy list him instead of all the politicalfags & other spammers? Is it because he guessed correctly & some prediction you made didn't come true? I don't see what's exceptional about him.
>>85549687>deflect your identities onto othersWordsalad
>>85549706Because its a similar circle of autism. Weebshit, Tau, and Japanese ministers? (((pure coincidence)))
>>85549673Don't pay him any mind. He's a troll trying to get attention. Rather than discuss what we like and wish we can have, he wants us to rage about the board itself.
i don't care about warhammer but i saw something about tzeentch and i like it. Convince me to not become a warhammer fan
>>85549726Mentally unsound, so you'll fit right in
>>85549726>Convince me to not become a warhammer fan>i don't care about warhammerLooks like my work here is done.
>>85549726You'll waste shit tons of money on overpriced plastic with a mediocre game attached to it.
>>85549718>Because its a similar circle of autism.A small circle with lots more colorful figures I don't see getting a mention. Again, what's so special about him besides guessing right? Not even that's special because we have others who guess right or wrong each release.>Weebshit, Tau, and Japanese ministers? (((pure coincidence)))Probably. Most people who like weebshit think Tau is a cheap knockoff the same way they think the Primaris ATV sucks ass compared to the Warthog & other designs. How many people care for Japan's birth rate too? Abe isn't their pop culture.
>>85549752Your overanaylsis of an offhand comment makes me think I was actually wholly on the mark, and now you're being defensive about it. Sus.
>>85549416I'd prefer if Microsoft and GW made an agreement for the Covenant to be a 3rd party faction in 40k, and GW decided to delete the tau to make room.
>>85549761>overanaylsisLmao.Schizo and an ESL too.
>>85549752>Most people who like weebshit think Tau is a cheap knockoff the same way they think the Primaris ATV sucks ass compared to the Warthog & other designsCan confirm, was on /m/ a day ago. >>>/m/21001797They had a thread centered around AdMech. When someone brought up Tau, the response was>the Tau have that same aesthetic as that weird era in the 90s when manga was cool but not as acceptable as it is now when “how-to-draw-manga” books were a thing>Tau are closer to an attempt at mimicking mecha. Like an off brand gundam or other show.>I think it's largely because the designs don't work in mini form at all. In most art they look fine but that is about it.Mechafags think Imperial Knights are better than Crisis Suits.
>>85549761>Sus.What does this mean?
>>85549812>the designs don't work in mini form at allCurious if they say this because they're used to gunpla and other minis. Just saying. I'd have a hard time going back to GW models after pic, even if pic is a kitbash.
>>85545279>that gifAs someone who owned one as a child: have fun cleaning out the little pieces of shit in it nowthough you can probably just hold the model under the tap
>>85549912Should we make the legs fatter or some way to look more proportional?
>>85545330My most recent creation. Built and primed 4 wardogs today. Need to airbrush the armor panels to match big boy here. I also have based the Tyrant since this picture was taken, but the only picture I have of the base isn't good.
>>85549726instead of getting into warhammer buy a 3d printerprint some warhammer dudes and when you eventually get bored you will be left with a $15 pile of plastic instead of a $500 dollar pile of regretand then you will be able to print other stuff you like
I wish we actually got a warthog style vehicle, especially it it was for imperial guard
You DO make your own missions when you are playing with your group, right anon?
>>85550002Careful anon, the schizophrenic guy will call you a ban evader.
>>85550004We have in the past, but lately we've been trying out the tempest of war cards.
>>85549985Yeah, sounds smart. Thanks
SMbros, I need guidance, how do you subassemble your dudes? As many seperate pieces as possible? Just the stuff that'd be absolutely impossible to get to if it was glued together? None at all?
>>85550020Just slow down your samefagging. Looks like the mods took care of a bit of you though.
>>85550154Prime and paint on sprue
>>85547515I think the leadership is less to represent their morale and more to their corporal stability on the mortal plane
>>85550228be quiet you spawn of tzeentch
>>85550035bet you wish you were this thick and sturdy, chicken boy
Picked up this classic model as a little side project. What chapter should I paint him? At the moment I’m thinking DAngels inspired by some old art I’ve seen. There’s also an anon who’s doing some John Blanche style CSM too and I love how they’ve turned out, especially the red checkerboards on bone armour. That’s another inspiration. >>85550154I usually keep the head/helmet and arms off (if the gun crosses over the chest) but for the most part I don’t used too many subassembies. I used to all the time but I’ve found it’s often more hassle than it’s worth.
>>85550300youre wrong and im glad you dont design miniatures
>>85550316The art I’m talking about. I really like the almost black green armour and the warm tones of everything else.
>>85546385>that middle guy
Behold our magnificence you corpse worshipping scumbags
>>85545728Tyranids and then Dark Eldar, at least in my area.
>>85550300Glad someone else thinks the same. Tired of GW's design philosophy on xenos tech and Nids just being "humanoid thing holding weapon, but..."I want the aliens to look *alien*, not humanoid but the weapon is melded into their arms instead of held with proper hands. It's lazy garbage.
>>85550404Can’t wait for new models, Slaanesh is all about teasing though.
>>85549944>>85550008One suggestion I have is to have a more crouching profile and maybe some wheels like Knightmare frames.
>>85550300I think armored core has almost exactly the medium you’re looking for
>>85546784My Guard codex saw the rise and fall of Trump.
>>85550300>>85550317>>85550427>>85550469T'au mechs are explicitly designed after the original Gundam design. This is further referenced in the nomenclature specifically referenced in the Forgeworld Crisis Broadside XV-88-2 homage to the RX-78-2. The in universe performance of the XV8 is probably something like a tuned down Armor Core probably best in line with the ability of the Bruiser from Hawken (Burst Cannon/Missle Pod load out).Here's your POV Crisis Suit piloting.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZeHu-WJ1HQ
Reminder Dorn is the best primarch, and Pertardo is the worst.
>>85550641James does this on purpose to be a sadistic bastard and really bring home the message that consumption of Games Workshop product is a hate/hate relationship at best. You can see the difference in the proportion of the original XV8 chassis and legs from the wank art being lost in the actual model.What no one ever really addresses is the beauty of the original XV25 with the aesthetically similar pronounced central shape with a more protective lip being turned into
>>85550686this abomination. There is no justice as James derives deep spiritual and I venture to guess sexual satisfaction from denying proper design to be translated onto the product they produce.
Dear Games WorkshopPlease bring back old Tau XV15 stealth suits as plastic modelsSincerely, anon with a hard on for them
>finished the tau kill team kitholy fuck what a nightmare compared to the new stuff like krieg or sisters why didn't they upgrade tau kits instead of making space dwarfs?
>>85545279wtf /v/ros you told me ratlings weren't a thing anymore
>>85550742new ones look better
>>85545279Hol upSo grey knights get shafted with this new daemonic invulnerability
>>85550747Because unlike Tau, space dwarves belong in 40k
>>85550747Bad as they are they still look better than your shit faction
>>85550716Anon please understand that the tapir based neurological interface is already straining 14 year old xenos minds to keep the thing moving and shooting let alone performing fine motor control over their robo fingers in combat. Their clumsy mitt like hands are best for simply bludgeoning things in the heat of battle.
>>85550810>le epic manlet dwarfs belong in 40kno>>85550823but I collect Tau anon...
>>85550747Rock and stone
>>85550627That looks more like a Neo Zeon or HRL design.
>table Emperor's Children while playing GSC>Still lost by 1 point.
>>85550747>>85550742If we're good little paypigs and Kill Team continues to do well in my fevered conceptualization of reality Kill Team 21 Season 3 of content (Season 1 being Core, Season 2 being Arena, Season 3 being Elites, Season 4 being Commanders ), we could potentially see a new plastic XV15 Elite kit that could be mixed into a compendium team.
>paint and build armies but have nobody to play withwhat's my end game here should I just play against myself?
>>85550747Squats are based and classic Warhammer in Space content, they’ve got as much right to be here as orks and Eldar and Guardsmen. >>85550850If this is bait it’s pretty well crafted.
>>85550930If this is bait it’s pretty well crafted.I'm dyslexic so no
>>85550928Painting and collecting is an hobby in itself already, plenty of people enjoy just doing that.That being said, don't spend your money if you feel it's a waste.
>>85550928im in the same boat, should we play together?
>>85550928>>85550944Paying the entry fee lends the capitalistic sunken cost fallacy to the allegorical truths of the product's lore a purposeful feature of the factions being a divining source of self reflection. If one's not intrinsically drawn to the ideological make up of the plastic army men you're choosing to sink loads'a time and money into you would probably be better served in a different model range.
>>85545279>kroot killteam>voidbreacher teamThey can both be used by Tau, right?
>>85550962Any Imperial asset can be turned Gue'vesa by simply slapping a Fire Caste emblem over the central imperial iconography.
>>85550716Yeah, why would the fingers retract into the suit? I want to catch them on shit in battle and break them the fuck off on accident!
>>85550932Thanks. Technically it is some random anime Tyranid girl reason why it is named Chi-chanPatriarch and her army of rapist simps?
>>85550928I have had solo games, but then again it was Necromunda.
>>85550993Does everyone have this same picture saved? It pops up every thread. We get it, you like the guys chest. Go be a fag somewhere else.
>>85550800They both have their good points but you are wrong
>>85545330I bet OC knightly marines are like, baby's First Chapter, innit. Especially post 8th edition
>>85551032Having the ability to pop out little manipulators in battle to grab debris or point or hand-signal to infantry and auxiliaries is useful.
>>85551029But anon, you posted it.
>>85546118cause the head from the chaos terminator kit has no neck lol.
>>85546197The torsos are way to short for those legs. The distance from the foot to the dick should be the same as the dick to the top of the head. You have a 3d printer by the looks of it. I would print out some disks about the thickness of the belt, and glue them in between the chest and the legs. You could even model the disks to have ribbed sides like soft armour joints.
>>85551102Hey, I like both styles.
>>85551212In my ass
>>85546724This is absolutely nothing. Back in my /trash/ days, a group of faggots completely flooded the board with one general. I'm talking 23 threads to 30. With no mod to aid. Atleast here the mods will delete threads.
>>85551084But anon... Your meds...
>>85550686>those vespids and kroot Auxiliaries
>>85551286Everytime I take them my eldar gf leaves.
>>85551358>that guardsman's hair
>>85546886go for the cheaper generic. awesome model tho, i got one to accompany my BTs
>>85551345That's fair. A small price of sanity for yandere eldritch mommy love.
>>85546482>in their time of need as Terra prepares to defend against these odds, thousands of warps jumps end, thousands upon thousands of imperial ships enter the fightthis would unironically be a really fucking cool moment in any hypothetical "final battle of terra" scenario
>>85547362have a lot of this in my autistic homebrew sector, which was conquered by the word bearers during the heresy and even 10k years later still has a reputation of being daemon-haunted
>>85551358>sylvester stallone in the grim darkness of the 41st millenium
>>85545330Working on this sword brother. Need to do this robes and purity seals, then do some cleanup.
>>85545330I don't know what color their guns should be
>>85551534Roll some dice or find other fighter palletes.
>>85546197their proportions are wack.
>>85551358I've never understood kroot blades. That would either be in the way or hurt the user
>>85551591but everyone nutted on Kislev's reveals.
>>85551680Except the butthurt people who complained muh ice witches and never read WHRPG or even 6th ed.
>>85551534Same as helmet?
>>85551680>total borefareNever have I seen a game fall off so quickly
It's my headcanon that there's at least a dozen powerful mechanicus dudes just sitting on many super powerful secret projects that could potentially be game changers, and the main way Belisarius Cawl is special is through his connection to Guilliman, which actually allowed him to make his secret projects public and implement them on a wide scale without being instantly branded as a heretek and killed for his trouble.It's the only way I can stomach Cawl.
>>85551758Hype train is back in effect now that the DLC team is running things and immortal Empires is coming out this month
>>85551680Almost everyone in /wfg/ hates tw kislev, myself included. Ugly ass designs.
>>85551758Well it didn't help they basically sold half a game.Now that IE and some of the DLC is coming out I might end up getting it.
I Guilliman is such a good guy and he can do anything he wants why doesn't he just turn his daddy off?
>>85552027Then you lose the warp lighthouse right?
This thing rapes the Defiler. Why do they keep doing the Defiler so dirty?
>>85545279>24Any hope for the actual Warzone Nephilim pdf on the mega?
>>85549644Well damn, I would appreciate if you can link me to it. I've googled and I only keep find the regular knight stuff.
Does anyone know where to get pdfs of the 7th edition codexes?
>>85545330Impressive. Very Nice. Let's see Paul Allen's mini.
>>85552132Get a time machine and hang around here years ago.
>>85552132Honestly lurk moar, they are not hard to find on this board.
>>85551808>wfg Exactly. Everyone nutted.
>>85552027That would destroy Terra, like as soon as Emp's dies there's a dead man's switch oj the Golden Throne that'll vaporize the solar system
Should I get some Vesipid for my tiny Tau army that will never be played?
>>85552160The last time I saw them, it was like a year ago when one of the first post links to a mega also had the previous editions. No idea where else I'm supposed to find it.
>>85552135If you do, do you mind making a copy available?Something like ufile would be fine. (those that expire after a set time)
Acceptable chaos lord bash guys?
>>85552255Use the wayback machine.
For some reason, I imagine Vespids behaving like Halo 3 Drones.
>>85552292he looks like he just knocked at my door asking to sell me a chainaxe
>>85552292This is just a berserker champion
>resinI'd like to see an updated version of this model, it's one of the few grey knights models that I like the look of.
>BUMP LIMITReminder that it's page 8 or 500 replies, whichever one comes first, for a new thread. Stop making shitpost threads.
>>85552318>>85552350Ok lads. Back to the drawing board for me.
>>85552292Lords go on 42mm bases. Dude looks like a berserker champ. Give him a custom weapon, swap the exhausts on the backpack with some skulls, have him be on a built-up base to make him taller than other berserkers so he stands out more. You can paint part of him differently from the rest of you army, like painting an arm or helmet differently. But right now, really just looks like a berserker you've added a few bits to
>>85552364>I like the way this looks>why don't they ruin it???
Why do guardsman not simply shoot the commissar before running?
>>85552405Heat of the moment probably so they don’t think about it.
>>85552399>huuurrrrr duuurrrrYou seem retarded. Here's your (You) faggot.
>>85552405Guardsmen have flashlights, Commissar has a bolt pistol.
>>85552405There's regiments that are known for making commissars disappear, catachans don't get along with them.
>>85552405You shoot the commissar and your regiment, your home planet and your family get heavily punished if anyone finds out.
>>85552446Catachans get away with it because they're excellent fighters that don't desert after shooting the commissar. They kill them for other reasons.
>>85552405This is why comissars make themselves useful to the regiment and respected by the troops as more than just a screaming teamkilling fucktard. The one's that act like the memes don't last that long.
>>85547213>not even giving a single one of them a lil guard helmetdisgraceful desu
Should I get Relic Terminators for my black templars?
>>85552487No. Indomitus are cooler
>>85552487I’m only planning to use Primaris for my BT.
>>85552487You can run as regular termis if you like the look of that pattern more.
>>85548686>"techmarine gunner" in the thunderfire cannon datasheet is a <CHARACTER> but not a <TECHMARINE> fuck you GW why can't my techmarine warlord roll up with his personal thunderfire cannon
>>855517762 more months!Trust the plan!
>>85552498>>85552507What gameplay difference with Indomitus Terminators and relic?
>>85551776So it might be worth buying in a few months. Cool
>>85552405Because the guardsman only has one shot, and he knows if he misses he won't be getting a second one
>>85552523Relic terminators get access to slightly different wargear
>>85552523Who cares it's the models that are important
>>85552530Lasguns are rapid fire so if he's within 12" then he's got two shots.
>>85552487No, tartaros is cooler
>>85546090All xenon races get killed off at the very beginning, and Malal or the Emperor comes out at the end and destroys the galaxy
>>85552523Just wargear options.
>>85552523relic terminators can mix and match a lot of war gear and flex where normal termies cant. Relics dont have the teleport. They are a interesting option for chapters that dont have special all termies like yiffs or DA.
>>85552553How many attacks does a model with two (2) Lightning Claws make?
>>85552584Use a calculator
>>85552405Because the Commissar is a swell guy who tries his best to avoid friendly fire.
>>85552584base + 2. So 4 on the regular guys, 5 on the squad leader
>>85550316Nice find, that captain is one of my favorites. The command squad kit he came in was kino. >What chapter should I paint himMaybe try brotherhood of a thousand or Imperial castellans?
>>85552405A good guardsman always maintains his rifle in good condition so as to prevent negligent discharges.
>>85545728God, JBR's girls make me weak.
>>85550404Those are the two fingers he just pulled out of his battle brothers ass
>>85551755That's probably going to be the play. Really I'm dragging my feet to avoid working on my avatar of khaine that seems like a daunting painting task
>>85552650Yeah he’s a great model, still holds up just fine too per your paint job. Always enjoy seeing your /dudes/ being posted. Those are some inspired chapter ideas, I wasn’t familiar with either of them. I really like both but I think they might be a little too close palette wise to my Astral Claws (still a WIP). Thanks for the ideas all the same, anon.
>>85545330I did the base coat on my first painting attempt. Do I need to do another coat of blue?
>>85553024Also, I did a zenithal primer but you can't tell after I put the blue on. What's the point?