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you stand up, turn 360 and walk away (mind the chair)
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>>85542275
A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.
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>>85542275
You slap the DM in the face, you say "No." firmly.
Then you lean in close, narrowing your eyes, and say "No." again, with more conviction.
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>>85542275
>its dand fivee
yeah that's pretty cringe brah
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>>85542744
Jesus Christ, she's figured out how to say, "As a vegan..." without even opening her sprouthole. It's accelerating.
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>>85542275
>Expecting your party to handle something that literally operates on cartoon logic in a world that explicitly doesn't
>When that's the entire joke about the character
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>>85542275
Oh.
I opened this hoping for something actually super gay.
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>>85542275
From the looks of it, move speed 0 and can only be donned when it moves into another creature's space. Throw it in a bag of holding, it'll die and can't do anything in there. CR 30 you should have advantage on athletics, and then yeet into boh.
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>>85543384
It can teleport 60ft or sashay 30x5 ft even in mask form
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>>85542744
>>85542771
She is not wrong tho.
Imprecise, as she could have singled out wild freerange bat eaters and not just meat eaters, but not wrong.
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>>85542275
>You're trying to beat the Mask
That's not how the Mask works. It rejects your reality and substitutes its own, you win by not donning it, taking it off the host, and making things boring until it fucks off.
You win more if you manipulate the host so that their goals align with yours, and still manage to evade the Mask (or put it on for a bit and somehow survive).
Murderhoboing the Mask just doesn't work. Gotta play it like a social encounter boss.
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>>85542275
You stop playing dnd because fuck this community and fuck this game
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>>85543465
This. Mask is a god-tier artifact (created by Loki, IIRC).
That said, Mask should be active only at night. During day it is inert (though, indestructible).
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>>85543435
>believing a conspirancy theory
My government says it's from a lab, so it is from a lab.
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>>85542744
>selfie while driving to show off the political opinions printed on your COVID mask

Jesus fucking Christ
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>>85544225
Wuhan flu wasn’t from a lab. The only reason why the US supports that theory is for casus belli for imperialism
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ITT: A bunch of people who can't name pic related.
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>>85544272
I think we understood where it was from.
Hence >>85543465
>>85544195
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>>85542275
You sing hey-eey-eey-eey. You sing hey, what's going on.
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>>85544254
Chang cope. Launch some more bottle rockets over Taiwan pls.
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>>85542275
Have a paladin and someone with hold monster and its over
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>>85542275
>casts Banishment
Welp that was easy exp
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>>85544549
>That thing ever failing a Cha save
It will go away if and when it will want to go away.
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>>85542275
>5e
Hit it until it dies
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>>85544225
>>believing a conspirancy theory
>My government says it's from a lab, so it is from a lab.
That market was really close to a lab so it's possible it's both.
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>>85544272
Oh no, we got it. The problem is that we don't want it.
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>>85548773
based THM poster
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>>85548595
The idea that our current plague started from a lab technician embezzling tainted animals to a local butcher shop is outrageous, but based on what we know about China, not implausible.
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>>85542275
I summon Walter.
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>>85542275
Have a bard challenge it to a dance/sing-off while the rest of the party does whatever shit needs to be done then prepare to get the fuck away
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>>85544225
There was JUST a major epidemiological study conducted by three different universities on different continents that came to the conclusion, "Nope, it's just those filthy yellow munchkins keeping live zoo animals and slaughtering them while-u-wait, and being pressed up against each other dick to asshole." The cases spread radially within the market, and nobody at the lab got sick until it was burning through the city. The Chinese tend to shop where they live, and that's not a neighborhood for a lab tech or a suit.

Apparently running a food market with near-perfect conditions for zoonotic crossover is a bad idea.
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>>85548798
this is now my leading theory
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>>85543435
They could have been doing anything with that bat. You don't know.
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Schizos please return to >>>/pol/ or >>>/x/ respectively, this board is about tabletop games.
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>>85549303
look, the idea of the bat getting out of the lab and being sold to a meat market to line the pockets of a lab tech is just too juicy to not gossip about.
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>>85549261
Well, this is a Mask thread, so OF COURSE they were doing anything and everything to that bat, until he was even happy to join the macaque in the sopa
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>>85548773
>Nobody ever casting Fox's Cunning on the retard
They were asking for it.
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>>85549386
For the entire shadowrun campaign I played, I carried around a dose of cereprax, a very dangerous temporary intelligence boosting drug, just so that if I needed to I could inject it into the troll street sam so he would understand something better.
I never needed to do it, instead using it on a brain-degenerate clone. I then got another dose, but it never came up again.
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>>85542280
>360 degrees
Mind the table, you mean?
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>>85550952
It always gets newfags, doesn't it?
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What has a higher challenge rating than 30?
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>>85550952
>>85551040
>sitting on the chair
mothbrained plebians
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>>85551321
RAW nothing but considering aspect of bahamut/tiamat is cr30 the actual gods are probably way higher than that
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>>85555188
Full gods don't get stats in 5E, so they're above the CR system.
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>>85555220
Right, CR tops out at 30 as per sourcebooks but the aspects being what they are gives a general idea for what a god's CR might look like
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>>85555240
No, they don't look like anything. They don't get stats so there is nothing to extrapolate.
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>>85555334
5e is THE "idk dude just homebrew it lol" game you can't just say that
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>>85542275
"Okay Tim, that's cool I guess, but we are playing the Konosuba RPG, not dnd"
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>>85544254
Yellow hands typed this
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>>85555371
>Oh cool, have fun with that bro just thought I'd show you my latest homebrew since I was coming over anyway at your mom's request.
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>>85544254
Seriously nobody remembers anymore how all media tried to not blame Chinese when that shit was starting?
Media are truly whores for the establishment and nothing will change my mind.
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>>85543435
Ok but if I wear a mask that has
>Chinese people are the reason I have to wear this
written on it, then suddenly I am the bad guy
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>>85542275
Wow, that is pretty terrible. Is it more or less terrible that OP can only get people to talk about his favorite movie/concept by making a thread insulting it? Also:
>implying OP isn't the summit of homo
>implying that OP doesn't beat everything in the contest of "most ghey"
For once, OP, you actually win. No matter how the thread goes, they can't take that away from you. You are the gheyest. Picrel.
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>>85549122
Based from early reports from the Chinese government. You trust those guys over the many doctors saying this was a gain of function research lab leak? Trust the basedence
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>>85555554
That sounds like the right approach, but you missed the get by 1, so I don't think I'll do that.
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>>85542275
This creature is highly vulnerable to the slow spell, it's a wisdom save which they have a minus -2 on and limits them to basically 1 action per turn and they can't make more than one attack or tale reactions. then just burst it down assuming an optimized party, otherwise due as others have said be boring and try to interact with the host in the day time.
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>>85551321
Ioulaum (Netherese Elder Brain Lich) has a CR of 68 if I am not mistaken.
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>>85555020
Real gamers stand and point aggressively at the models and dice the whole game.



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