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>Previously
>>85525982

>TQ
If you could have a relationship with any character from the MTG lore, who would it be?
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>>85539554
>>If you could have a relationship with any character from the MTG lore, who would it be?
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>>85539554
>TQ
i would put so many babies in this goblin you wouldn't believe me
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>TQ
her, whatever her name is
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>>85539554
Can't believe this guy married and fucked Olivia Voldaren. Current MTG writing is just tumblr tier.
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>TQ
tfw your mtg waifu is from a commander set and you don't play commander...
Still, she's cute as fuck, would go geisthunting in spooky graveyards and old manors with.
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fucking hell the new innistrad sets were so gay
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claimed
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>>85540083
tell me a set released in the last 2 years that wasn't gay
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1. Gorgon
2. Pirate
3. Cucking Jace
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>>85539554
>TQ
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>>85540223
The first D&D Standard set and Return to Return to Zendikar were both solid sets, even the worst fucking thing in Zendikar was only so bad because of the sins of Simic in the 1.5yrs before that.

Kaldheim and Kamigawa were both largely inoffensive as well so long as we're focusing on gameplay and ignoring story.
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>>85539554
My friends and I give one another prompts to build casual decks around to play against one another every couple months. The theme this time is fears and I got nyctophobia. My first thought is somewhere between shades and mono black burn with Bump In The Night. Any suggestions?
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>tq
I keep Leeches as pets and I haven't been able to stop thinking about her because her flavor text is actually a conversation or close to one I've had more than once in my life.
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>>85539791
Looks like somebody beat you to it desu.
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>>85539554
>TQ
Imagine the sex
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>>85540474
dangerously based
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>>85539554
I've loved her since I played BG Explorer in Standard
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>>85540474
You know what they say about white women...
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Claimin my queen.
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>TQ
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Cringe thread question but based responses.
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>TQ
>cute redhead
>protects you from hostile spells
>fashionable

the perfect waifu
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>>85540474
Built for BBC (Big Bogle Cock)
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>>85540602
dyke
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I haven't stopped thinking about her since Conflux.
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>>85540627
Not after I get my hands on her
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>>85540627
And that's a good thing.
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the one and only correct version of BBE
forever mad they chose the fugly version for timeshifted reprint
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>>85540676
you gay or something?
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>>85540617
Nah you eat the bogle and have a threesome with Spiritdancer and Gladecover. Cast some auras on your dick so you have the stamina, like... Battle Mastery
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>>85540602
>maxi pad shield
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>>85540987
something-something powerful black knowledge
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>>85540987
something something blood magic
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>>85540712
>MY CHAI LATTE IS TOO HOT
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>new town
>attend my first FNM at lgs
>casual commander and nothing else
>play with 2 regular dudes and one guy who has insanely elaborate and long lasting turns
>leave early

im not a commander player, is this really how it goes
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Someone came up with a mathematical formula that defines tempo.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1qhpRin1I2U0K-7fRomlAgg8LyRnMf8c0Jk92N0-m1Zo/edit?usp=sharing

https://youtu.be/f5EFGpfyW_I
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>>85541418
>im not a commander player, is this really how it goes
Basically yes.
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>>85541445
>spending time defining tempo when card games fundamentally have tons of decks that generate infinite value
It's not even useful in draft
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>>85541445
Would have been useful before the game went to shit.
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Is GW humans really the number one deck in historic right now?
Not sure if this general discusses historic, but I tried /mtgag/ and the people over there are a whole 'nother level of stupid.
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land destruction is the most fun deck archetype
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>>85541588
well everyone here is stupid too but you'll also just be told to go back to /mtgag/ so take your pick. i'd recommend just not posting here
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>tq

:3
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>>85541604
/mtgag/ is worse, trust me. like a bunch of screaming babies.
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>>85541626
lmao. i guess they should just merge with this gen then, atleast they'd have something legitimate to argue about
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>>85541588

Doubtful. Nobody plays their real historic decks in tournaments because that's how you get your shit banned, and a low percentage shot at a top 8 isn't worth losing the deck you actually enjoy grinding six days a week.
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>>85541640
not that guy but 95% of mtga is just "rigged shuffler" posts so they don't fit
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What are your favorite people to buy deckboxes from? Ive only ever ordered from Amazon and am wondering what high quality boxes there might be out there
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>>85541704
i buy flip boxes from my LGS
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>>85541704
I just buy Ultimate Guard Boulders
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>>85541704
the nest has been a favorite for many years.
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>>85541704
>>85541738
>>85541764
>>85541798
Do you know just how pathetic you look?
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>>85541930
Dude you are in these threads for hours every day posting with an animu girl avatar.
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>>85541930
its just an ultimate guard flip box
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>>85541930

No.
Do you know how poor your English is?
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>>85541704
>What are your favorite people to buy deckboxes from?
obligatory industry titan shilling

gaylord.com
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>>85539554
>TQ
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>>85542043
Pauper downshift when?
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>>85542043
>Constipation Angel
imagine the brap
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>>85542023
>titan shilling

is that a thing? I've handled a few and they're okay. nothing spectacular. I can get wanting to keep your legacy/vintage deck in something extremely durable and special, but the titan isn't particularly luxurious or prestigious in any sense. the word I would go with is adequate.
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>>85542080
>but the titan isn't particularly luxurious or prestigious in any sense.
Why would you want luxury and prestige for long-term storage?

I mean you literally have idiots buying fucking CUSTOM HAND PAINTED WOODEN deck boxes that are going to literally eat their cards over the years via acids found in said wood.

I would rather have a cold, hard, durable container built by people literal archivists than a """"Premium luxury""""" deckbox that eats my cards alive.
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What was used to remove counters from Dark Depths?

>>85539554
>TQ
Marit Lage is female, right?
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>>85542155
>What was used to remove counters from Dark Depths?
As far as I can tell?
Literally nothing and he cheated.
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>>85542111

the sound
of the gion shoja temple bells
echoes the impermanence of all things
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>>85542155
Blood Sun makes Dark Depths enter the battlefield without abilities, which means it won't have the ability that tells it to enter with ice counters on it. After removing the Blood Suns it once again has abilities, and the trigger to make Marit Lage goes on the stack.
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>>85542225
Which spell was used to remove both blood suns at once?
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>>85542250
Force of Vigor. Do you guys even play magic?
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>>85542111
> eat their cards over the years via acids found in said wood.
Wait what? Wooden container have been used for storing paper since the time paper was invented.
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>>85542264
How tf did he pay for Force of Vigor? It's not his turn
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>>85542267
>Wooden container have been used for storing paper since the time paper was invented.
And every second of it was a bad idea.
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>>85542155
>>85542174
>>85542225
lol using the opponent's Blood Sun to enable your own Dark Depths. What was used to get the Dark Depths out?
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>>85542270
he footsied the judge under the table
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>>85542270
Alternative cost is on opponent's turn.

>>85542286
Crop rotation.
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>>85542279

the things you have are not who you are. chill the fuck out.
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someone knew what he was doing
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I spent 3 hours in a single draft commander game and won and got 2 packs instead of 1
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>>85542293
>retard faggot thinking he's cool because he just discovered buddhism
begone, faggot.
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>>85542279
Paper is literally made of wood, why it would be harmed by wood?
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>>85542317
Card stock for collectable items has its acidity dealt with during production. Raw wood that some idiots think makes a good deckbox does not.

In a wooden deckbox, even sleeved, all your cards will yellow over the course of a few years.
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>>85542308
>since God made Man in His image, petty narcissism is Cool

baka
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>>85542333
No seriously though, """"enlightenment""" is just food to sate the egos of lesser men.
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>>85542346

sure, but that's just glowie stuff. satori has nothing to do with ego.
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>>85542359
>satori has nothing to do with ego.
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>TQ

thicc thighs save lives so kiora or klothys
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>>85542290
Can you explain how he paid the full 4 for FoV? He played only one other card which I assumed to be Black Lotus, so he's still 1 off
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>>85542267
>>85542279
that's why you sleeved them in plastic, man.
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>>85542332
I'm gonna need you to elaborate on "the acidity" there.
As far as I understand paper yellowing is caused by lignin decomposition, which happends when the paper is exposed to sunlight (and in presence of atmospheric oxygen), which should not be a problem in closed box made of wood.
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>>85542375
He exiled a green card from his hand.

Force of Vigor
{2}{G}{G}
Instant

************
If it’s not your turn, you may exile a green card from your hand rather than pay this spell’s mana cost.

Destroy up to two target artifacts and/or enchantments.
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>>85542386
>which should not be a problem in closed box made of wood.
the box has an outside bro
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>>85542392
That's the thing, it wasn't his turn, so he finessed the rule.
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>>85539554
>TQ
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>>85542333
And yet you desire to be free from desire. Curious.
I own many funko pops
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>>85542155
On Meguro's side, what's the land next to the red mox?
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>>85542394
Just put the box inside a bigger box, then any side of the inside box won't be exposed to sunlight and any changes of the outside box won't affect the cards because there's the inside box in the way.
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>>85542419
>Just put the box inside a bigger box
big brain

still, don't use bad deckboxes.
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>>85542408
funk pops are fine as long as they are Buddhist themed
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>>85542418
Ancient Tomb (the oldest version from Tempest)
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>>85542402
CR & FoV are both instants, dude.
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magic: the gathering
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>>85542427
tap for 2 and does 2 damage
nice
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>>85542454
rollback never
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>>85542424
This is the most soulless thing I have ever seen
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claimed
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>>85542424
pls tell me this isnt real
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>start playing Pauper
>have no drive to go back to Modern
My wallet thanks me
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>>85542699
they are AI generated images
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>>85540223
Theros: Beyond Death was kino except for Uro to be quite desu. All Magic sets should be as tightly focused as THB was. It was deeper than a core set mechanically but not a retarded shitpile like most sets are nowadays. Kaldheim broke the record for lines of text on cards. What the fuck happened to the New World Order? NWO says commons should be simple.
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>>85540373
Audible kek
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>>85539554
>>TQ
Legendary creature Jaya. PW Jaya is trash.
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>>85540630
based alarachad
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>>85542408
well meme'd, my friend
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>>85543008
>7 mana
>aloha snackbar
uh... based?
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>>85542402
Anon FoV is an instant which has an alternative cost which can ONLY be paid when it’s NOT the caster’s turn, you braindead whore.
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Playable?
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>>85539554
>If you could have a relationship with any character from the MTG lore, who would it be?
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>>85543177
Stick your dick into any of her holes and it will fall off
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>>85543184
She can presumably shift the metal in her crotch into the ultimate pleasure pussy. Even female dolphins would feel ashamed of their cunts, next to hers.
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>>85540630
>>85540731
patrician
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>>85539554
>TQ
my one and only cardfu Cartographer <3
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>>85539554
>tq
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>>85543454
What tactical and magical advantage does not wearing pants provide
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>>85543533
Nothing.
That's why she needs a magic barrier.
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>>85543533
Easier access
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>TQ
both of them
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Hey fellas I'm new to the game. Recently me and a friend bought and split up the starter decks from the newest expansion (I got the white-blue one) and I was wondering what cheap cards I could buy and put in this deck to improve it.
I tried browsing a list of all cards myself but needless to say it was taking too long.
Would appreciate any suggestions
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>>85540357
What's the appeal of leeches as pets?
And what do you feed them if they are carnivores?
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>>85541445
I am too ignorant to understand any of this but don't card that do multiple things like Ragavan, Omnath etc. screw with this equation? It doesn't look like he accounted for this.
Like, you cannot compare spending 1 mana to play Ragavan to spending 1 mana to play Thoughtseize.
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>>85542279
>>85542111
As far as I know not all wood is the same. Not all wood is acidic.
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>>85543728
The entire premise is flawed. It's a card game, somebody will mana cheat, somebody will do infinites. 1 mana has different meaning at different stages of the game too.
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>>85542155
It enters without counters due to the Blood suns on the field. You remove the Blood suns with an Abrupt Decay and Dark Depths triggers to sac it and create the token.
I still don't get how he destroyed two Blood suns with one Decay, though. Is the guy retarded and did he mistake Decay for Maelstrom Pulse or something?
>>85542174
/mmg/ is bad at magic.
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>>85541704
Ultimate Guard Boulders, Flip n Tray and sidewinder.
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Wanna see something really disgusting?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGKooo-5g0o
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>>85543686
Neon Dynasty has a lot of strong cards in it, that would be a good place to look for a new player.
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>>85543950
>pic unrelated
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>>85543950
Seems like this would be good with Goldhound?
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>>85543950
This is my favourite card from Neon Dynasty
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>>85542155
>Meguro's turn 1
casts Mox Ruby
plays Ancient Tomb
casts Blood Sun (lands lose all abilities except mana abilities)
passes
>Suzuike's turn 1
plays Bayou
passes
>Meguro's turn 2
casts another Blood Sun
plays Volcanic Island
passes
at end of turn, Suzuike casts Crop Rotation, fetches Dark Depths (Blood Sun strips it of any abilities, so it enters without counters)
then casts Force of Vigor, exiling Abrupt Decay, targeting both Blood Suns
with the Blood Suns gone, Dark Depths regains all its abilities, and since it has no counters on it, it is immediately sacrificed and Marit Lage is created
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>>85544102
This card gives me "the art feeling". Makes me kind of sad to look at
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>>85543792
Wait thats sexy as hell. Their standard card boulders fit in there perfectly?
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It's time... for /mtg/... to end.
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>>85544199
Yeah, of course, I think the flip n tray line, I don't think it fits in the sidewinder but I might be wrong. Just don't put them inside empty or put a string inside you can pull.
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>>85545161
/mtg/ will never end anon, people have invested way too much money into it to let it dies like that.
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please just ban omnath in modern
the amount of value they get with just a fetch is beyond absurd, 4 color piles can exist but they aren't supposed to be in the top 2 decks to be playing
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>>85539554
>TQ
Tummy vampire waifu
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>>85539554
>TQ
I want Avacyn to save me from evil.
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>>85539554
https://still-anchorage-15218.herokuapp.com/home/
Well according to this quizz, my ideal girlfriend would be RB.
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>>85545229
Literal sunk cost fallacy, exactly what I've been talking about, you people will continue to defend this game from criticism and refuse to acknowledge that its terrible, continuing to play it and buy cards for it and proxy cards for it because you've spent too much time and money on it.
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>>85545413
2girls1card
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Only unwashed, filthy, autistic basement dwelling subhumans enjoy this game anymore. Hope WoTC realizes that.
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>>85545573
where do you think we are?
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>>85545573
Pecunia non olet
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>>85545603
Autists aren’t a good source of income because times are changing. Autistics are useless eaters and will be some of the first to be disposed of in times of economic despair. Keep in mind, the prenatal scan for autism is in development as well, so they can be exterminated just like the downies.
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Oh no bros Rudy calls out /mmg/ at the end of the video again, how will we recover?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwn1Bxm5pyQ
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dude go outside or something, your personality is a sunken cost fallacy you insufferable goon
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>>85539554
>TQ

Conch Horn Lady my one and only love.
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>>85545830
>alpha inv-
Dropped and hidden.
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>>85545868
Reserved list spike incoming confirmed.
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>>85545396
Even if Omnath got banned people would still play 4c Elementals. Fury and Solitude are completely insane cards that can carry almost any archtype with just a little bit of support.
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>>85545920
>>85545396
Check this shit out >>85543830
4 color value piles will still be played.
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>>85545509
>you people will continue to defend this game from criticism and refuse to acknowledge that its terrible
sir, are you lost? this is /tg/
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I'm playing modern 8whack at the moment, someone finally evoked a Fury against me.

Jesus christ that's a blowout.
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>>85539554
>tq
i mean...
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>>85545460
this was 10 years ago
god i hate the current corporate pg era so much
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Oh poe nent?
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>>85546114
I can't stand this guy
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>>85546114
>PROOOOOBABLY BETTER KNOWN AS SAFFRON OLIVE
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>>85546114
>WEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLL
>PROOOOOOBABLY BETTER KNOWN AS SAFF-
>dramatic pause
>RON OL-
>dramatic pause
>LIVE
>opponent plays any fetchland used by a popular deck
>UUUUGGGHHHHH LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GOING UP AGAI-
>opponent cracks it and fetches an unorthodox land
>WOOOOAAAAAAHHHHHHH LOOKS LIKE OUR OPPONENT IS PLAYING SOME SPICE
>61 or more card deck
>boards out lands when sideboarding because he doesn't want to cut jank
>shits pants every time he goes up against tron or any other tier 1.5 filter deck
>always ends up with a critical missplay that costs him a game in at least one match
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>>85546114
DUDE PANHARMONICON LMAO
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>>85546065
Stop playing bad games made by bad people.
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>he's still using a site he says no grown man should be using, browsing a thread dedicated to a game he hates, replying to people that don't listen to him
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Why wouldn't you hate this game?
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>>85546266
>using one of the worst forced memes ever
Eat shit and kys
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>>85541704
Mostly Boulders but I picked up a watchtower on a whim and I'm finding it very enjoyable.
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>>85539554
>TQ
It's unreal how many times I've whacked off to her.
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>>85546270

Because the feeling of stomping blueniggers in legacy as any anti blue deck is a feeling that's both elating and hard to come by anywhere else.
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>>85542699
Who cares even if it is?
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>>85546667
This but blueniggers in Modern and Pioneer also

Taxing their noncreatures and/or playing eldrazis that are too big for them to deal early on with is a joy like no other
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>>85546667
>>85546853
what should I play vs blue players if I'm on a budget?
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>>85546913
Is D&T budgetable? Since it uses almost no fetches due to Leonin Arbiter I think it would be easy, specially since Aether Vial got reprinted in DM2022 and actually went down in price

Personally I would recommend Eldrazi Tron. The only expensive parts of the deck are Chalices, which are not really good against control anyway, parts of the Karnboard that you can replace, and the Ulamog that some lists don't even play. What you'll really need is one or two Cavern of souls, unfortunately
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>>85546981
This is for Modern specifically, btw
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>>85545161
>likes soyy wars
>doesn't like mtg
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>>85546667
>>85546853
Threadly reminder that anti-blue players are subhumans.
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>>85547129
Based
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I found this while doing some ‘spring’ cleaning
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>>85547179
I love old card game magazines
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>>85546114
Watched this dudes 1hour+ video on getting started on MTGO and I suffered through every second of it. What an insufferable person
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>>85546662
>Not posting the superior Jaya.
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>>85547361
I blast loads to all her art. When I got my Mythic Edition printing of Jaya Ballard, I immediately unsleeved my DOM printing and hot glued it.
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>>85546114
How do you lose the voice genetic lottery this badly?
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>>85547412
>Hey Jaya
>...ye...yes
>I hear you're a Taskmage right..well I got a task for ya *unzips pants*
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>>85547357
i cant even get past his voice to figure out if he himself is annoying or not. please tell me how shit he is
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>>85547856
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
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>>85547856
Lol
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>>85547792
He's just a generic WoTC stooge like all the other ecelebs.
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>>85547890
Please give me actual merits to dislike him on instead of niche 4chan schizo posting about corporate shills and stooges
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>>85547919
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>>85543623
>ywn fall in love with a girl and both become vampires and live happily forever
Why live
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>>85547947
thank you for posting this
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>>85547919
>>85547947
>>85547984
how is that a reason for dislike
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>>85547947
>seething about tron, the most generic burn-tier "kill me by turn 4 or you die" deck
>keeping a one-lander (assuming it's not actually a zero-land hand) and instascooping when you don't draw a second land
>scooping on turn 2 when you have no clue how well the opponent is going to do
>mistmeadow skulk as sideboard tech
>mana tithe as sideboard tech
>boarding in 6 cards and boarding out 3
>cutting P-ending versus tron even though it kills map, chromatic sphere/star, and any chalices they might board in
>cutting lands while sideboarding
>revealing gaddock teeg, probably the best card to stop tron's planeswalkers, so the opponent knows to hold dismember for them
i swear i see more misplays in this greentext every time i read it, i only wish he'd actually play kithkin tribal in modern to see if this would ever happen
>>85548066
i enjoy the fact that he likes playing a wide variety of decks, even ones that will clearly perform like shit, but his voice and persona can get grating
if you're reading this seth please make kithkin tribal real
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>>85547890
i dont even know the other mtg ecelebs other than tolarian college and post malone. i guess there's those two asian dudes but i remember hating their video format and never watched them

also i just started watching reid duke play modern and hes boring
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>>85547890
he's probably even less of a "wotc stooge" than the prof.
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>>85547890
he criticizes wotc rather regularly
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>>85548413
Is there any mtg eceleb that doesn't citicize Wotc regularly?
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>>85548436
hoogland?
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>>85543792
>>85543792
>Sidewinder
Which size (if we are talking about the ultimate guard one) ?
I want to buy one for my double sleeved 60 cards deck. I Wonder if the 80+ is enough, with sideboard and tokens.
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>>85548586
I have the 100+ one. I use it for a triple sleeved deck because nothing else was large and high enough for sleeve protectors.
I don't think you can fit many tokens in the 80+ version, if you're in doubt go with the 100+. How many tokens are we talking about? Also what sleeves? Dragon shields are thicker, for example.
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>>85548712
>I use it for a triple sleeved deck
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>>85548712
>>85548716
perfect fit sleeve, regular sleeve, then... toploader?
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>>85548566
Didn't he stop playing mtg for a time to play hearthstone or I'm confusing with somebody else?
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>>85548413
Even WoTC criticizes WoTC, idiot.
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>>85548736
sleeve protectors.
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>>85548736
Perfect fit, normal, outer, penny, top loader. We can go further
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>>85540627
Yeah its awesome! She's so cool
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why is he so expensive?
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>>85548784
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>>85548780

these shuffle so nice
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>>85548915
When you don't know why a card is expensive you can always blame EDH.
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>>85548966
this is true 100% of the time and the only time it has ever failed me was when the answer was (((investors)))
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>>85549006
what a legend. it's been like three years and /mmg/ is dead and gone.
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>>85548915
Somewhat playable mythic from a very weak set. I like the designs of the goofy ass zombie puppets on the reverse side.
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>>85549006
>>85549034
I know that you kids enjoy this story as if it was some kind of a fundation myth of /mmg/ because you enjoy the idea of an investor losing his money but it's time you for you to know that it was (obviously) a troll, no one had his investment cards eaten by rats, the thought alone that someone would intentionally store valuable cards in such a manner is so ludicrous that you should have realized it by yourself by now.
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>>85549079
>from a very weak set
by what metric?
mh2?
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>>85548712
Dragon shield inner and outer. I've got like 5 tokens
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>>85549006
rat chads, i kneel

>>85549107
cope
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>buy new cards for modern deck
>get to LGS
>everyone else is playing EDH
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>>85549129
Midnight Hunt is the weakest set in standard and has had almost no impact on other formats.
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>>85549135
I think you should be fine with the 80+ but I can't tell for sure since you're using Dragon shields.
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>>85539554
>tq
can't believe nobody posted it
>but anon shes a lesbian!!!11!!
not for long
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>>85549215
forgot pic
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>>85549233
>she's a lesbian
since when? i thought she was gushing over gideon when he was alive
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>>85549244
She also used Jace as her fucktoy, she is
definitely not lesbian.
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>>85549244
idk maybe
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>>85549273
i did not know that
i saw this card and just figured wizards made her a gay
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>>85549175
and so it disproportionately affects the price of the good cards.
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>>85549290
Anon, you might need to get your eyes checked, that's not Liliana on the card.
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>>85549175
>meathook
>wrenn
>adeline
>trespasser
>f absence
>brutal cathar
>infernal grasp
>champion of perished
all see pioneer play
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>>85549290
Anon, that's Chandra and her poo mother.
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>>85549338
omg thats right chandra was the gay
I'm retarded, sorry for wasting all of you fine gentlemen's time
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>>85549376
Chandra's not gay.
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>>85549383
chandra was gay, but she ain't anymore I think
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>>85549409
Nah, she goes both ways.
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>>85549207
Alright thanks !
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>>85549175
https://www.mtggoldfish.com/format-staples/standard
I haven't played standard in a long time, but when you look the most popular cards the weakest set seem to be Kaldheim, outside of Goldspan dragon and Hengegate Pathway, you don't have a single card from the set in the top 10 most played card in standard. Meanwhile midnight hunt has Bloodthirsty Adversary, Brutal Cathar,The Meathook Massacre and Deserted Beach.
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>>85549290
>two members of same sex hugging
SEXO SEXO SEXO SEXO SEXO
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>>85549175
moron
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>playing pioneer scales
>keep a 2-lander with both of my colors and a mana dork, but one of my lands is a pathway
>lizard brain makes me put pathway on green instead of my second color because it's close to the mana dork
>only realize my mistake when my turn comes back around and I only have green sources

PLEASE REPRINT THE ALLIED PAINLANDS IN DOMINARIA WOTC
I CAN'T TAKE THIS SHITTY MANABASE ANYMORE
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>>85549320
>meathook
A bad boardwipe or a bad blood artist.
>wrenn
It's a planeswalker, it'd have to be pure garbage to not see play in some sort of deck.
>adeline
Decent three drop I guess.
>trespasser
Pretty weak.
>absence
Decent card.
>brutal cathar
Overrated.
>infernal grasp
Alright.
>champion
Meme and trash.
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>>85549624
>trespasser
>Pretty weak.
trespasser is the 6th most played creature in the entire format and the 2nd most played 3-drop
it's above both monastery swiftspear AND sylvan caryatid both of which have been pioneer staples for years
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>>85549624
Trespasser is absolutely not weak. My argument? RTFC
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>tq
Doesn't have to be a specific character, as long as she's a bun
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>>85549732
>>85549747
Pioneer is a turn 4 format, your turn 3 play should help solidify a win. Trespasser? Doesn't do that.
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>>85549798
This bullshit again
You obviously don't play the game
Modern is supposedly a 2 turn format yet games routinely go to turn 8 even now
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>>85549823
please don't reply to him, he's either in severe damage control mode or shitposting, neither is worth the effort
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>>85549823
Why would I, the game sucks ass now.
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>>85549583
>Mother and daughter on top of that.
SEXO PROIBIDO.
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I am not a furry but Greasefang is the most appealing female WotC has made in a long time
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>>85549823
He's the same dude that's been trying to bury formats. He's had a hate boner for pioneer since it's been announced. Same typing style indicates it's the Italian
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>>85549833
Exposed and self-owned
Argument: [TERMINATED], Status: [TASK SUCCESSFUL]

loading victory.exe.....
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MANIPULATORS FIRING ON ALL CYLINDERS NRRRRRRREEEEEEEE

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Jannies, this Troon has lost his composure
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>>85549902
based as fuck. upvote.
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I know this might sound like an odd complaint, but one thing I have to admit Yu-Gi-Oh! does better is when it comes to portraying women, Konami aren't afraid to have them be conventionally attractive and sometimes downright provocative, showing some skin... while WotC seems to be trying to make all women either hideous or completely covered up at all times, usually both things at once really... I don't get it, why is that? In most Yu-Gi-Oh! archetypes and even in some Pokémon TCG Trainer cards you have so much beautiful artwork displaying women who are feminine, and there's more variety too in terms of clothing and overall phenotype, and while M:tG doesn't feature the same manga/anime style as either of them, that doesn't mean we can't have beautiful women in cards with that traditional western style, WotC is choosing ugliness as a clear design choice and it's disappointing. I need a palate cleanser, so if you can please post a card from M:tG released in the last few sets with women which are beautiful, feminine, and aren't completely covered up, if you can find any of course, I want to build a deck of "waifus".
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>>85550003
Tranny spamming weeb card games again
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>>85550015
Boomers don't know how good they had it. The same fucking people that bought duals for 4 bucks a pop now tell you that you are pampered and entitled for wanting reserved list cards to be reprinted.
>dude just get a high paying job like I did 40 years ago with no experience
>dude just buy a house like a did 40 years ago with a 2 years worth of salary
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>>85550003
holy anime cringe
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>>85550003
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>>85550003
for me it's gelbooru
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>>85550003
They gave you a few moeblobs in NK
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>>85550003
>can't commit psychological warfare on mtg players using yugioh playmat with girls on it because they barely exist
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>>85550226
I fucking wish it was as easy to find high res version of the art for some japanese card game than it is for mtg.
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>>85549175
>barring and of the mythics rares and uncommons that do see some eternal play you forget about the one blue common from the set that sees tons of play...
neck urself my dude
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I wish my area had a pioneer tournament for less than 10 dollar top heavy buy in because this format is very unforgiving to misplays so I'm basically pissing money down the drain to lose.
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Dominaria United looks like it's going to be more of the same crap as the other standard sets.
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>>85550338
Well yeah it's a standard set.
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>>85550340
I get these things are developed four years in advanced, but surely they would have realized that they're fucking up somewhere along the line years ago and changed course. Nope, more fuckups. When will they learn?
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>>85550262
>ten pages of tranny cope

tldr
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love me some jund sac bros
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>>85541445
Please excuse the rant.

Let us say you know the future entirely. Now what? The moment you act on this knowledge you alter reality as it would have been and as you previously knew it to be. If you make a small change then no biggie, the rest of the world fails to care and your knowledge is consistent. But if you use this to become a trillionaire and rule the world, well now you changed the future. Now you must predict this future according to your own actions which are in turn based on your predictions of the future, which are based on your own actions, which are ad nauseam... You have an infinite feedback loop. You can never know the future AND act on it.
The same goes for this equation. It is attempting to create a deck to beat the meta, but if it succeeds then it will create a new meta it needs to account for. The only question remaining is whether or not a singular perfect deck that beats all others can be reached, a future that cannot be changed. Sure, it was called Turbo Genius. Any deck of this nature eats a ban. So therefore the decks will always be diversified according to a rock paper scissors metagame due to JotC's meddling.
Ultimately you need to ask yourself, as someone who values time: is this problem worth solving in the first place? The purpose of this equation is to create a deck that beats everything else. The moment you do this, others will see it and copy it. Immediately making your efforts null and in turn necessitating a much more complicated equation that is able to account for the creation of your new perfect deck. It is pissing in the wind. You will win a few tournies and then irreversably change the meta into a barren wasteland of only your Ultimate Deck. Best case scenario, after many bannings you create the Ulimate Meta in which everyone agrees is the most fun. Or as I like to call it: Kitchen Table.
This equation can only lead to temporary pride and then nothing but misery. Stop challenging God and just have fun.
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>>85550365
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>>85550391

brian herbert pls go
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https://www.mtggoldfish.com/deck/5006761#paper
found this deck and want to build it on paper, but first i just want to double check because i'm dumb:
i can activate these 0 mana abilities at any time i want, regardless of there being any damage being dealt anywhere, correct?
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>>85550598
Yes.
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>>85550612
ok, good, there wasn't anything on scryfall specifically about it.
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>>85549162
This was me yesterday, and probably next week too. Somehow found an lgs within driving distance that just started doing constructed fnms. I was the only one who showed up. Meanwhile 18 guys were there for fucking Neo Kamigawa draft.
So the pauper tourney was a bust with no players, but surely a tourney for the popular modern format will have players attending. Right?
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>>85550262
I always tought this card was fake but now I'm mad to realize this is a real card, it makes me not want to play this game ever again
Anyone who Stiller buys real cards supports this
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>>85549162
>buy into pioneer
>move
>sole lgs in town doesn't have pioneer and is a 20 minute drive downtown
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>>85550707
>still*
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>>85550707
lmao dumb phone poster.
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>>85550715
>lmao dumb phone poster
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>>85539554
Decks for this feeling?
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>>85550728
>EhNyv7jXkAAOSZW.png
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>>85550733
unironically tron
>moving fatties onto the board at lightspeed
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Need an EDH deck that plays like the old The Rock modern deck, with goyfs, dark confidant, liliana of the veil, thoughtseize and so on
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>>85549823
Wait I thought modern was supposed to be a turn 4 format?
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>>85550778
Wrong general but we'll have the best responses.
Make a deck that fucks everyone else over so that they can't win. At that point you can win with whatever classic beaters you enjoy. I recommend Sarulf as a constant source of removal and wincon. Put in your standard edh mass removal and disruption but skimp on the infinite combos and craterhoof style wincons. Keep a small boardstate by making a predominant spell based deck and you'll have a deck that feels pretty similar to The Rock.
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>>85550781
He's an unplayer and only wants replies.
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>>85550733
makes me want a capri sun
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>>85550733
Didge.
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>>85551064
>homelands still exists in this timeline

what the actual fuck
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>>85551116
Didgeridoo is legacy viable.
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>>85551156
What are you cheating in?
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>>85551324
Fanatic of Mogis
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>>85539876
>marries a futa with a 2 foot cock
I'm thinking based.
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>>85551324
The Neheb Brothers
Moraug
SethronOlive
I'd like to say Firesong and Sunspeaker, but nah, too commanderish.
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>>85545413
>Getting your vampire wife pregnant
>All she wears is that
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>>85539876
What's Tumblr tier about that exactly? If it were Tumblr tier, Olivia would have married Anje and that racist, sexist, transphobic chudpire Edgar would have been killed by the woke transfemme queen Katilda.
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Did someone say minotaurs?
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im actually building minotaurs rn, sold my didgeridoo years ago like a dumbass
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>>85552153
On the off-chance they do a Warhammer Fantasy Universes Beyond, would Bull Centaur be Minotaur Centaur, Ox Centaur, or Dwarf Centaur? I doubt they'd go full hog and do Dwarf Minotaur Centaur.
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It's time for /mtg/ to end
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>>85552353

FINISH IT
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>>85541704
UG boulder, waiting for the boulder and tray
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>>85547792
He's actually pretty great. Good fun and some knowledgeable ideas with a cocaine fueled amount of content output.

Unfortunately his voice is like putting broken glass in your ears.
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>>85553739
>some knowledgeable ideas
Too bad he can't play worth a damn.
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>>85553745
Watching someone who fucks up like a clown is much more entertaining than someone who is deadly serious about the game.

Everyone loves watching Yam Wing Chun reach for that Hazoret
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>>85545830
we will invest in metazoo of course
or pay this fat retard to open our packs on camera for revenue. These are both valid options
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>>85547792
>>85553739
>He's actually pretty great. Good fun and some knowledgeable ideas
He just copy/paste decklists and pilot them horribly, dying to on-board tricks, not reading his cards and misplaying at least once per game.
If you want to watch someone with an awful voice playing magic, MagicAids is your best bet
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>>85554183
>He just copy/paste decklists
I didn't know that. Who are they copied from?
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>>85551801
Best artist in Magic.
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>>85554183
aids' been hamming it up
watch his older, longer videos
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>>85554366
He's still fine, only his voice is different, I think he got braces or something.
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>>85555093
>>85555093
>>85555093



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