I double dog dare you to come up with a more ridiculous character.
OP, who's not a fag
>>85525903Woah a manly elf, how original, haven't seen that before.
>>85526112And totally original thread idea, certainly not just an excuse to shill this shitty artist again.https://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/85451957/#85451957
>>85525903>elven men can't be masculine and manlyI hate this terrible meme almost as much as vampires burning up in the sun
>>85525903A chase Succubus!
>>85525903>LE COOMCOOM FACE XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDOh look, it's another redditbuddy shill thread
>>85526211>t. elf vampireyou have blood and cock to suck in a few hours, you need to get off of this board
>>85525903A dwarf that isn't boring and annoying.A malkavian that isn't funny or tedious.A half elf that isn't a bard.
>>85526290Do male elven vampires suck the blood from the cock?
Would you adventure with this party?
>>85526588The Big Halfling could be a nice cryptid if he retains his halfling sneakinessOrc is cute. Cute!
>>85526588unironically will make a stupid character and join them. Seems like a lot of fun
>>85526778I prefer the Halvedling, which is two small guys who insist they used to actually be one big guy.
>>85526778>>85527052Might have been funny seeing a normal man and calling him the big halfling.
>>85527084So he's adopted.
>>85527114Short Stack got HUMANNED
>>85526588Rolling up an Aasimar Rogue as we speak. Let's get retarded.
>>85526588getting a real DRG vibe from that dwarfand of course I would, that looks like a great party
>>85526253Disliking popular things does not make you interesting.
>>85526240Fall-From-Grace is a really well handled and fleshed out chaste succubus. She's from Planescape Torment.
>>85525903Blake, the girly dwarf.
>>85526588Ruined by a 40k reference.
>>85526588the orc is fucking cute
>>85527745>>85527769the duality of /tg/
>>85525903>Boris, the Manly Elf (female)
>>85528010tomboys getting embarrassed is just plain old good taste
>>85528657That's like the rat people in Wizardry being the Italian mafia.
>>85528657ok I actually like this one.
>>85525903Tzurdthe albino dark elf.
>>85528752>the albino dark elfThese have existed for thirty plus years anon, they're called Szarkai. You can thank the gayness of Forgotten Realms for that.
>>85525903Already did. One of my characters was a High Elf druid who was a notorious drunk that could distill alcohol from anything, mostly played fast and loose with the rules for creating air to make flammable gases, who's primary motivation for adventure was settling a dwarf-tier grudge. The rest of the players joked I'd basically made a Russian elf.
>>85528844well shit I thought I had a good one there.
>>85525903Phillip. The Male Human Fighter with no insecurities over his tactical position, next to casters, and who genuinely does not care either way what race the comrade to his left or right is and if they're human, or some fantastical creature that can spit fire or not.He never makes an effort to self-aggrandize, he cherishes the magic or the wonder of his companions, and he makes every effort to be presentable, but also to get on well with the group and support everyone in it.
>>85525903Sans RWBY thankfully when we start that game back up the GM has agreed to kill the characters so I can play something that isn't a shitpost that I got pressured into playing.
>>85525903 I've played a Mutants and Masterminds character in an ERP one shot that was basically a mutagen-abusing bounty hunter that disguised herself as a nun and turned into an immobilized hyperpregnant cow woman once her "suppressors" turn off. Based her off a Jacques00 art piece.
>>8552658810/10 would join with my celibate Oath of Devotion Tiefling Paladin.
>>85526588Only if I get to fuck the orc. Gap moe is the best.
>>85527084That's just a tallfellow halfling.
>>85528897That's not ridiculous, that's just normal. Are MHFfags that insecure about their very normal and uncursed characters that they have to post them like /a/ posts about handholding and missionary? Where did the edgy tiefling warlock touch you, anon?
>>85526588Obviously what this party needs is a lesbian tomboy squire who says she wants to learn how to be manly to be a better knight, but subconsciously wants to be manly to try and win the joust so she can kiss the princess and maybe seduce her.
>>85529542Get out you stupid faggot.
>>85529407>Are MHFfags that insecure about their very normal and uncursed charactersYes anon, congratulations, you've found the joke.Because no one makes those kinds of characters unless they personally have some form of axe to grind or egotism about freakshit, storyshit, PC's not being utter professionals, or other such things.So while people who make such characters might pretend to the above, they typically and reliably fail it at one of those points.
>>85529975See, it's already working.
>>85526588I just want to see the clean-shaven dwarf and the big halfling adventure together. They feel like they'd make a fun duo.Elf already has his goblin onahole wife, so they'd also make a fun party.Magic girls have to be the protagonists of their own show. It is known.
>>85530265>Elf already has his goblin onahole wifeSurprise, the Goblin is actually a boyDouble surprise, he's still his wife
A werewolf whose entire MO is finding someone to kill him and end his curse, but he always just seems to find a chance to fight someone more evil than himself and sends himself to die instead of the purer and more noble heroes. Of course, he says he's obviously still evil, you know? Just because he tries to be a good person doesn't mean he's actually good, it's just compensation for the inherent bloodlust that comes with a werewolf.Alternatively, a prince who paid off a dragon to kidnap his overprotective mother or father so that he could prove he was a proper adventurer and that the kingdom would be better served with him as a hero instead of a manager.
>>85525903Orthodox Jewish Dragon
>>85525903>Boris>In Soviet Russia, elf thinks you're a faggot.
Yuritards are mentally illExhibit A: >>85529542
>>85530571>Of course, he says he's obviously still evil, you know? Just because he tries to be a good person doesn't mean he's actually good, it's just compensation for the inherent bloodlust that comes with a werewolf.He's in for a hell of a surprise if he ever gets himself cured.
>>85525903you know that manly elf is in the basic rules for DnD now, right? for any PHB race, you can swap the bonuses around, so long a you don't stack them, and don't change the amounts. so a standard elf +2 and +1 can be applied to any stats. so you can give your elf a +2 str and +1 con. just as part of the variant rules for ANY player race
>>85526588>BaalbuddyHe finally started making new jokes.I dunno fellas, I'm happy for him.
>>85530367>>85529542All this gay shit is the pinnacle of LA bullshit, your preferences are mainstream and pedestrian.Nothing about them is "counterculture".Both of these concepts would be taken 100% seriously if someone started running it on critical role or some shit.None of them are exciting.
>>85525903I got you sempai
>>85526588Only if I get to play as a male human fighter. In a party of snowflakes the generic man is unique.
>>85530057>Because no one makes those kinds of characters unless they personally have some form of axe to grind
>>85533906He makes what people pay him to make, which is unfortunately a lot of coomer jokes, elves being incels, and goblins being sluts. Also funny skeleton jokes.
>>85533956Both of these concepts are one-off gags for cheap laughs, as is every character concept in the Cursed Party. Why would "the opposite of what you expect based on rigid stereotypes haha so zany!" be countercultural or whatever? The Manly Elf isn't new. The Orc Wizard isn't new. The Good Goblin isn't new. None of this is to be taken seriously, and you getting all fussy over the gays just shows how much of a deeply rooted faggot you are.
>>85526588my dad played a half giant thief I think he would go well with this party
>>85534094>elves being incelsthe term is incelf
>>85534006No, he's the snowflake.
>>85526211>almost as much as vampires burning up in the sunWhat should they fucking sparkle?
>>85533956More interesting than generic male human fighter who grew up on a farm #65234624362346646. There's more thought put into the posts you linked than anything any player who plays male human fighter has ever put into their character.
>>85533968>gay muslim vampireit gets funnier everytime I read it
>>85528897We have a winner.>>85533968We have an officially published winner!>>85529407We have a retard!
>>85538133From the Dracula novel chapter 18>We must trace each of these boxes, and when we are ready, we must either capture or kill this monster in his lair, or we must, so to speak, sterilize the earth, so that no more he can seek safety in it. Thus in the end we may find him in his form of man between the hours of noon and sunset, and so engage with him when he is at his most weak.No, they should lose most or all of their vampiric powers. Both Dracula and Carmilla were able to walk around in sunlight although with penalties and it was one of the best times to face a vampire in a direct confrontation.
>>85533968The Islam part really gets me.
>>85526240>you're being chased by a succubus>she never quite manages to catch you4d blueballing
>>85526253what exactly are they shilling? what product or service is this post supposed to be encouraging me to purchase?
>>85538593Ayoo. Des he really make ALOAEHJIAEHIAHHIHEI sound while banging his head in the direction of Mecca while pondering if faggots finna get stoned or burned or not.
>>85537901I'm not that anon, but he's anon is 100% that le gays isn't funny or coutnercultural (game culture, not irl tribalism culture, I know it's hard to read), and would just be taken seriously instead, defeating the point, and fucking up the tone of the game.
>>85526588Wow, this is more cringe than critical role funko pops.
>>85538405Thanks for the genuine answer anon. I'm not terribly well read when it comes to vampire fiction.
>>85525903But this is just an elf Anon.
>>85538783But not more cringe than the redditor that seethes about Critical Role and funkos completely unprompted due to them living rent free in his head.
>>85526588Yes it's 10 times more creativity and coordination then I can get out of my players normally.
>>85526588>LE SUBVERSION OF LE THINGS THAT ARE NOT EVEN LE TROPES XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDGod I hate reddit so fucking much.
>>85529542You don't get it get out.
>>85538859How does one man live with this much seethe
>>85529542btw im trans
>>85538756Okay, but this is /tg/, not Critical Role. We're not taking it seriously ITT, so why should anyone get upset about an imagined scenario where someone does? It's like all the MHFfags in here, acting like they're so clever for mentioning it, but nobody here thinks that MHFs are particularly ridiculous. They're both normal, acceptable, and even beloved on /tg/, and getting grumpy since the expected r*ddit-tier autistic screeching response didn't happen shows how fucking new they are. Where do you think you are?
>>85538756Neither are LE QUIRKY AND LOLSORANDUMB SUBVERSIONS but you're getting big mad over someone mocking them.
>>85528897>Male Human Fighter>post a girl with cherry red DSLlmao, accidental fagposting
>>85538756Why did you post a screenshot of a Vargskelethor stream with the filename being untitled in chinese?
>>85525903Herman, the german hick my friend came up with once. Everyone else in the party couldn't stand him, but the bastard refused to die. We had to throw him into a dimensional rift to force my friend to make a less retarded character.
>>85540560Any relation to OMH?
>>85525903A beholder, that isn't insane.
>>85526588Oh I’m going to roll up my arrakoa who’s afraid of heights
>>85527114Now I'm imagining a hobbit equivalent of Captain Carrot.
>>85539011They wouldn't work because they don't have the same farcical subversion of common stereotypes that the races in there (and other examples) have.The joke is porn, it doesn't go farther than "lol queers" and somehow that's a lower level joke than ironically making characters that go against tropes of roleplaying. It doesn't fit at the table.>>85539145i had it on my desktop
>>85526588I just grab one of the ridicolous PC/NPC concept that my group is accumulating in the course of the years to use all together soon or later in a super idiotic campaign that probably will never happen. At this point we have dozens of them.
>>85533968Its really striking how in the Anarch book, the author claims that Anarchs weren't the ridiculous flaming faggots out to endanger vampiric life at every turn that Camarilla believes them to be, but then every piece of lore or story written in it goes out of its way to justify that opinion. Rudy isn't even the worse. The wine mom vampire forums about how to dual vampiric life and being a modern woman, and why yes, its perfectly acceptable to feed on your baby, that was something else. Really makes you want to play a campaign based around a Camarilla Archon's team wiping the cunts out.
>>85526588Only if they let me to play deaf-mute bard, pacifist vegan werewolf, ultraevil gyaru vampire priestess of Sun or a dragonborn blue mage that has to devour the monsters to learn abilities.
>>85543777Blessed trips and cursed freakshit idea.
>>85533906>He finally started making new jokes.you do know that he makes comics via commissions right?
>>85543440>wine mom vampire forums>wine mom vampires feeding on their babiesWas this framed as the incredibly evil and dangerous thing it is, or was it just "lol quirky"?
>>85543777>Only if they let me to play deaf-mute bardThat's just Beethoven, you uncreative hack
>>85543795>>85543777vampire worshipper of the sun was already a /tg/ approved concept ages ago.Look up Evil Pelor.The idea is that you try to appease and worship the thing that will kill you if it gets cranky, like islanders worshipping volcanoes.
>>85543777>not masochist gyaro vampire with no safe wordIt's like your not even trying.
>>85542712No idea what that is. My friend was just using local hick stereotypes. It was very unfunny. He was also a barbarian who thought he was a mage and threw torches at people and shouted "firebolt!".God I hated that character.
>>85543777>deaf-mute bardNo, mimes are banned. We have to have some standards.
>>85533906>BaalbuddyEh, he's still a weird lisping creep on stream.
>>85529407>Where did the edgy tiefling warlock touch you, anon?In every one of my special snowflake party members, who can't talk to a single NPC without recounting their entire overwrought tragic backstory first, even though everyone at the table heard about their stupid dead parents the last three times they told the story.
>>85533968God I fucking hate danes
>>85525903>I double dog dare you to come up with a more ridiculous character.I am tired of ridiculous characters both in game and in my life
>>85526588>Boris>Not Fabio literally just being FabioMissed chance for a joke right there.
>>85545459sametake it serious nerds
>>85545503Remember when Fabio broke his nose by killing a passing bird while on a roller coasterGood times
>>85543440>feed on your babyI've 60% of my exposure to WOD is through the VTMB, so I'm not sure if it's still a quality over quantity thing in the TT. But how satiating would a babies blood be to them? Does blood decrease/increase in quality in life or is it set from birth?
>>85543809>Was this framed as the incredibly evil and dangerous thing it is, or was it just "lol quirky"?Kinda like an akward quirky discussion that got very dark very fast without anyone's acknowledgement. Obviously evil when you read it, but it was written pretty much in the same psychopathic way that you can find on divorce advice forums for women. I even think there was a quip about the one man in the forum asking everyone to talk in code because of the Inquisition triggering all the womyn in telling him not to shut their discourse off. >>85545845According to the wine moms, it's the sweetest taste, but there is no stated advantage anywhere to feeding on babies, or on your baby specifically. Since the amount of blood a bloodbag has is relative to its health bar in oWoD, one would assume that babies and toddlers wouldn't have more than 3-4 blood points to be drained out of them anyways before killing them, which is really disadvantageous. Also, justifying feeding on your own baby regularly would require ridiculously low Humanity. Arguably around 1 or 2. Not that WoD's morality system ever really worked, but still.
>>85526588In a heartbeat. I'll roll up an ugly half-elf bastard bard
>>85525903an non boring human
>>85545503>redditbuddy>capable of comedyNow there's a real joke right there
>>85525903We need more manly elfs.
>>85529002>Tiefling PaladinDidn't hear those two words together in a long time.
>>85529002>>85546410Damn forgot my pic.
>>85545459I know that feel
>>85526588>>85529542>Obviously what this party needs is a lesbian tomboy squire who says she wants to learn how to be manly to be a better knightWell he also drew that...
>>85548147>orc Mulan and elf ShangImagine the sex
>>85548147I honestly thought there was going to be a second panel where it turns out the whole army is women in drag.
>>85548270>I honestly thought there was going to be a second panel where it turns out the whole army is women in drag.Second one is just her fantasizing about being found out, and I only saved the last Panel Bio.
>>85525903I already did in city of heroes.>Black, British satyr (who's satyr-appearance is mutation based)>Who is a DJ>Who built robots he commands to fight crime (and transform into his DJ equipment)>And descends from the knights templar and related to their conspiracy world.When I stepped back and actually looked it over I realized I managed to create something more ridiculous than a 14 year old Deviant Art OC.
>>85548270>turns out the whole army is women in dragPretty sure that's a Terry Pratchett book. I for one, prefer Magical Girl campaigns that are the opposite.
>>85548270>>85548447Second panel is this
>>85527111I'm stealing this.
>>85525903I think mine was a 4e Pixie Brawling Fighter that grabbed onto pressure points to "grapple" enemies and stop them from moving.
My fiances Pathfinder 2e character that we did a level 18 one shot for would fit right in.
>>85550991Sir Woah Strong Green the Professional Self Employed Tax Collector was quite the frog
>>85551006XAT!: Part Duchy was a reference to 'Dominion' which we had played a lot of at the time.
>>85551015Sir Ribbit was her character in out pathfinder Kingmaker campaign. She likes playing frogs.
>>85551039didnt attach the image 10/10>>85551031our*
>>85550487Actually no, I hadn't seen that panel.The one I'm talking about has her covering herself Mulan bathing in the river style...That panel was apparently blacklisted on the Booru I was using for "Guro"...
>>85525903I mean if I must...J.J. Yiffer is a Human Druid who has became infatuated with Tabaxi culture, to the Point where he carries a scarecrow he calls waifu and has studied druidry only to try to become a tabaxi himself...
>>85525903How about this guy on the cover of Shadowrun Gun Rack?
>>85548813>Pretty sure that's a Terry Pratchett bookWas gonna say that
>>85525903>I double dog dare you to come up with a more ridiculous character.>Bobobo-bo Bo-boboYes, I've made him in Mutants and Masterminds.
>>85538405>>85526211>Burning up>is at most weakI dont see how this is all that egregious of a deviation anon. Not to mention, vampires being a folk creature, tend to have numberous interpretations about what and how effective various things are on them. Dracula isnt the be all end all, and even if it was, burning a bit isnt exactly out of left feild.
>>85525903The elf king of dwarves.
>>85533968Someone unironically wrote this stuff and some editor approved it. What a time to be alive
>>85525903>I double dog dare you to come up with a more ridiculous character.Futanari centaur druid martial artist with a 22 month gestation period
>>85548813Yep, the book is called Monstrous Regiment. Been a long time since I've read it, but IIRC it's set in war between two shitty fantasy!Balkans countries that's been going on for so long and so bloodily that the country is running out of men.
>>85552804In the future, none of this will be true but the equivalent will still be written.
>>85552696Please, I NEED to see this character sheet.
BB is a treasure.
>>85533956is that picture how you perceive yourself? you're not a hard-boiled man's man, you're a /tg/ poster
>>85551399>that butt and muscular thighNo sexuality, no! Don't betray me like that. I thought we are a boob man.
>>85553522Her bob is nice too. We need vagene now.
>>85552696>Yes, I've made him in Mutants and Masterminds.A WILD CHALLENGER!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9s8Z-JWdS_E>>85553234>Please, I NEED to see this character sheet.Also yes.
>>8552774540k ruins everything.
>>85526588I'm pretty much already playing Ragnar right now. Had a good laugh first time I saw this image.
>>85544724He definitely talks like a fat person
>>85526588This is better than your average DnD 5e freakshit party.
>>85560755Checked, and unironically true.