Day of the Battle edition>Free online playing:https://lichess.orghttps://freechess.club/play>Tactics trainers:https://chesstempo.comhttps://blitztactics.comhttps://chesscup.org>Explore openings:https://www.openingtree.com>Guess the entire opening sequence:https://jackli.gg/chessle/>Chess books:https://pastebin.com/SC3axbV3>Masters games, tournaments calendars, live & results:https://pastebin.com/cWmGE2gU>Join our team:https://lichess.org/team/vietnamese-basket-weaving-forum>Previous threads:https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/search/text/chess/type/op>>84492688
>>84520883>Join the battle against reddit:https://lichess.org/tournament/eEF5DucO - Sunday 2pm Human Time (HT)>Internal warm-up tournament:lichess.org/tournament/aZ8FqzWx - Sunday 10am HT
>>84520946>warm-updo some bongcloud practice because they'll use it
>>84520990if anyone here loses to the reddit cloud they should hang their head in shame.
>>84520990I'm booked up!
>You can't play h3 because... YOU JUST CAN'T!!Think this book actually made me worse.
>>84521071how long has posting pdfs been allowed
>>84521072>he doesn't play the A00 Creepy Crawly Formation: Classical Defense
What would be the most unbreakable yet easy to learn openings against players rated 600+ higher than you for both colors?
>>84521316someone 600+ higher rated will almost always come out of any "easy to learn" opening better than you. Just put some time into them and you can get a good understanding. Beat a CM otb with some grunfeld prep the other week.
>>84521316>>84521387I actually meant the most drawish openings, forgot to add that. I'm thinking about cases like the battle vs reddit if I wanted to prep something against their >2000 guys.
>>84521427Think you've gotta think the other way around. You've got more of a chance of fluking a win by playing some tactical crazy opening in a blitz game than holding on for a draw.
First for, I hate Chess!
quite fond of chess
I’m ambivalent about chess.
Bad at chess
god damn, i really suck at this game
>>84521832you will always suck. Apparently I don't, but I still feel like i do.
>some 1050 fag plays some gambit shit>respond>eventually fork his queen>goes "zzzzzzzzzzzzzz" in chat and resignsayy lmao
>indian shitter running out the clockof course
Chess is okay but bullet (or 2 minutes in person) is phenomenal.
>absolutely fucked, have to give up queen or it's mate>counterthreat his queen to put off shit for a turn>he eats one of my minor pieces>counterthreat again>eats another one of my pieces and breaks the mate threat>queen saved>eventually win the gamegreedy niggers btfo kek
kek this kid is so based https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ru_dAg9Dazw
reddit seems weirdly hostile
>>84522306Oh good lord are they a suicide cult?
>>84522306>Unlock PERKs for the whole communitywe get those for free on /chess/
does lichess allow you to change your username? I'm obsessively picky about screennames but want to start on that site soon
https://www.chessgames.com/perl/chessgame?gid=1044007no idea how i hadn't seen that game total masterpiece
>>84523231>Change your username. This can only be done once and you are only allowed to change the case of the letters in your username.
>>84521072iirc in the first game, white resigns from a drawn position, but Chernev didn't have stockfish.
>>84521926I was once trash talked for playing "boring". It wasn't even a closed game. Apparently he thought me not letting him do his attack stuff was boring.
>>84523467Black was -2.
>tfw too intelligent to have been world champion
>>84523861Engine and depth?
>>84524237engine: your momdepth: 5.5 inches
unironically browsing /anarchychess rn...
3 0 is so braindead
>>84524947It kinda is.I took a break from 3|0 to play 10 minute games, and it's surprising how enjoyable it is to have the luxury of actually... calculating lines before every move (non-superficially)
>>84524947it is literally degenerate>>84524947>>84524984just play 3 2
how come when I look up beginner openings on youtube, the algorithm pushes me towards the faggot teaching the london system
>>84524913this is the original tournament thread btwhttps://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/comments/ulyyhm/reddit_vs_4chan_lichess_tournament/>13 upvotes>on a sub where posts regularly get 5000 upvotes
>chess.com doesn't even have realtime playback for past gamesThey keep losing to lichess, amazing. How am I supposed to revel in my past time scramble wins by manually advancing through a bunch of nonsense moves?
>>84525025Just play the scotch and scotch gambit.
>>84525025>rozmangeez i wonder
>>84523854>i'm trying to attack andnset up an 'epic' win>why aren't you letting me bro>no fair *resigns*kek ive gotten mad when i lose but i never this salty
>>84525090Chess.com will always lose. They're competing against a guy who's literally doing it out of love. Lichess is open source software, chess.com could copy everything and they'd still lose.
>>84524237I was wrong or outdated, that's what it said 6 years ago. Now it's -.21 on Stockfish 11, depth of 43. Crazy that 1) a master resigned at a coin flip position and 2) that one move was apparently a blunder (black was -7 before it).
>>84524947Anything longer than 1 0 is for people who can't think quickly.
>>84525697>>84524237Now it's at 0.00 at a depth of 45.
1250 puzzle improover reporting, put me in coach I'm ready.
>>84525647chess.com probably makes more money with a worse product and better marketing
>>84526024Not the only one
anyone know how to play chinese chess?
Look at him. Look at him and laugh.
>>84526024Chess.com has a big video library and lessons. That's something that Lichess doesn't have yet.
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>>84526256What are all these autistic letters
>>84525647I try to play lichess but it's considerably worse in two ways that ruin it for me.1. The sound effects are terrible. I have no idea how they haven't fixed this but they're compressy and don't sound like anything real. It doesn't sound like a chess piece hitting the board or tapping another piece when those things happen. And top of that they're both just ugly sounds, coupled with the equally ugly game over sound.2. The touchscreen performance sucks (I'm a phonefag). Something I'm sure they would fix with chess.com's money but they don't have it.I'll gladly switch fulltime if they can fix these. Until then I'll just cruise over for the occasional meme variant chess.com doesn't offer like hyperbullet and crazyhouse.
>>84526138no but i know how to play shogi
>>84526351I found pychess.org, where someone modified the lichess code and added a bunch of variants
>>84526359yeah the shogi on that is pretty good. capahouse is fun too
>>84526340Chinese spell of banishment
Let me know when lichess starts responding to reports. Not coming back or participating in the team until then. Played numerous cheats tonight, often times in a row. It's completely out of hand. Not doing it.
>>84526626i thought lichess automatically detects cheaters
>>84526640They have a rudimentary ability to detect when you have the analysis board open in another tab and if you're just putting in engine moves every move for 100 games, but anything nuanced will never be caught. Apparently.
>>84526640Not in my experience. I had had a few messages from them confirming someone (they never tell you who) you reported was banned. That has dried up in recent months though. I have played a few very obvious cheats since then and nothing.
>>84526626are the cheats in the room with you right now?
>>84526626Lichess literally responded to a report I gave yesterday. I reported someone and he got banned within a few hours, so you can come back to the team. >>84526640They do sometimes but it's pretty crappy. They mostly rely on reports.Maybe they've made the algorithm more conservative because they were getting too many false positives. I was banned about a year ago or something and appealed and they reinstated my account the next day, claiming the algorithm made a mistake.
Ah yes the seriouschest cheating episode a great piece of /chess/ history.
Any mahjong players here?
>>84526798>Lichess literally responded to a report I gave yesterday. I reported someone and he got banned within a few hoursThat sounds like a pretty obvious and egregious case. Can you post the game?
>>84526934>Can you post the game?They never will. Ever.
>>84526626>>84526673You're just bad at chess.
>>84526953As usual, everyone is inferior to you (whoever you are) in general. I'm not even them but because I'm not an insecure asshole I'll give them the benefit of the doubt thay they know the difference between losing a game because they're not Magnus and it happens vs playing someone who gives the strong impression of cheating. Because I don't just assume everyone but me is retarded as a coping mechanism for being retarded myself.
>>84526934yep>>84526940Are you from the "no one ever cheats in online chess" camp? I can assure you they do. https://lichess.org/@/tibianochessThis is the account. He closed his account after being banned. But his games are still viewable via the search function.https://lichess.org/games/search?players.a=tibianochess&sort.field=d&sort.order=desc#resultsI didn't play the guy but I saw him in the weekly rapid tournament. He was a 1900 with a 2470 performance rating and his time usage was very odd and uniform. In the report I included a few random games and told them the situation.
>>84527016Thanks for posting the game, it's pretty impressive that they responded so fast. I expected for that time frame that it'd be something like a new account winning 10 games in a row with engine moves sort of thing. Makes me wonder if they have their system set up to prioritize reports from higher rated and/or longer established accounts.
I think I just benefited from a move order screwup from black. Or something. That's what I thought the knight blunder was. Instant Bxf3 was a surprise. Towards the end I overlooked that I had Ne1 to protect my pawn but it didn't matter at that point.
How do they detect cheaters? Do they run some statistical analysis on frequency of engine moves throughout the player's games? Sounds like something they could do but I don't know.
>>84527033Idk but I think I've had all but one of my reports acted on. So like 90+% of the time the guy gets banned. I have been cheated against sooo many times in lichess rapid that I take a bunch of precautions now against it. When I get matched with someone, I hover over the username and abort it if there's a 500-600 pt difference between rapid and blitz. And if they don't have a blitz rating, I very quickly go to their top wins and look at the computer analysis and time usage to decide whether to abort.Since switching from 10+5 to 10+0 and doing these things, I don't think I've faced any cheaters at all.
>>84527090>Do they run some statistical analysis on frequency of engine moves throughout the player's games?They're somewhat shy about the exact process but it's believed to be that mainly, yes. And consistency of move times, history.
>>84527105>When I get matched with someone, I hover over the username and abort it if there's a 500-600 pt difference between rapid and blitz. And if they don't have a blitz rating, I very quickly go to their top wins and look at the computer analysis and time usage to decide whether to abort.Do licucks really?
>plebbit is higher average elo AND more top-heavywhere's our tripfag furry and 140ping BR when you need them
>>84526993I'll make this real simple for you since you're retarded:>>84526626>>84526673anon bitches about cheating never getting addressed but provides zero proof.>>84527016anon shows that cheating gets addressed right away with links to accounts.But don't let that stop you from your asshole getting gaped because someone points out the obvious.
>Umm sorry sweatie that's the wrong mate in 2. Choose the more "aesthetically pleasing" one.
>>84527198Elo is iq and reddit is much smarter.
>>84527260This is why I like chesstempo better for puzzles.
>>84527016>Are you from the "no one ever cheats in online chess" camp?No, I know people cheat in online chess. There just used to be a poster who drove me nuts complaining about running into cheaters every day but refused to ever post his games that he was referring to.
>>84527293Huh. He did quote me (>>84526673) so maybe I should add a bit more detail. When I say "a few" I mean I wind up putting in a report about once per month. I always check in analysis and have a look at account history before I complain to lichess nanny jans as I want the report to be in the realm of very likely rather than just a tad suspicious.
>>84527227Once again you're the only genius alive, on the other hand one guy getting a response to his report doesn't mean everyone else does. As other anon mentioned, could have been prioritized because his rating is high and he has an established account. Lesser accounts might get shuffled to the bottom of the stack and ultimately blown off. Or maybe they just respond when they feel like it. Nobody is arguing that they literally don't respond to reports, the point is that they're majorly slacking. By the way, I don't even believe this, but because I'm not retarded I can entertain the argument without being a disengenuous prick. So tired of this reddit ass passive aggressive tone online. You need a wake up call. You're not whatever has you gassed up to believe you are.
grinding blitz in prep for tomorrow lads.
>>84527378Or maybe you're just insecure about losing so you created this narrative about lichess not responding to your reports.
i don't think i've ever played against a cheater but i still report everyone who beats me for cheating
>>84527455im trans btw not sure if that matters
>>84527464im autistic btw not sure if that matters
I'm aborting any rapid game against an indian from now on
i don't get the indian hate though honestly, they either play like a retard or play pretty well, so the games end up being fun either wayfuck every single nigger from eastern europe though, especially poland, ukraine and r*ssia. i didn't really care one way or the other about the whole russia vs ukraine thing but the last 2 weeks on chess.com has me praying that both of those fucking yurthurdling shit loafer countries destroy each other overnight.
>>84527560I've had good games against russians. Poland is a rarer one and I have no specific impression on those players. Lately Vietnam has heen getting on my nerves. On more positive note, South Korea and Japan remain my favorite. They play funky stuff and they've often clearly put together some kind of repertoire around their homebrew openings.
>>84527630>Vietnam has heen getting on my nervesLow elo Vietnamese players are the most notorious owenshitters.
*ding ding ding ding ding* gentlemen, i would like to make an announcementif you are from one or more of the following countries:russiaukrainepolanduzbekistantunisiarwandaHong Kong SARvietnamcolombiaperuvenezuelafranceunited kingdommexicospainportugalmorroccoqatarkenyajamaicaplease immediately stop playing chess and report yourself for cheating. thank you
>>84527866French players have too much honor to cheat I thought. I've never encountered a French cheater at least.Actually a lot of African countries seem pretty honest as well weirdly
>>84527977i don't actually mean it i'm just making the funny epic frog post so i can avoid getting frustrated to the point of rattling off ethnic slurs in the chess.com chat in full-width text to avoid the filter
>>84526922we're too high iq for that retard game
MVLfrogs, our boy knocked Nakamura out of the top ten in live ratings!
>>8452094610 hours left
>>84528063We're gonna get shit on, aren't we? I'm starting to think that playing against r*ddit wasn't such a good idea.
>didnt join reddit tourney so i can laugh at all of you if you lose its win win
>>84528100y u do dis
I am at 850 elo on Lichess after 15 matches. Barely played for over a decade, and I only played against my sucky ass friends back when I did.Is this normal for a beginner, or am I legitimately retarded?
>>84528333Well in the last thread someone said that you multiply your chess.com rating by .6 then add 900, which means you have a negative elo on chess.com I think.
>>84528333850 elo for a beginner is completely normal, Id say thats on the high side
>>84528333I must have more sailormoon outfit samus
>>84528576On chess.com yes, on lichess no.
>>84528595What's good lichess then?
>>84528685You mean for a beginner? Idk, but 850 definitely isn't extraordinary. That's not to say that people who start at 850 lichess can't get good, but there's plenty of beginners who start around 1000-1200 lichess.
It's dropped to 751, I'm probably retarded
>>84528731Are you playing blitz?
>>84528786No, rapid. 10 minutes + 20 seconds.My performance is getting worse with each game, I keep thinking, "Surely this next one" and then I end up making a fatal blunder 6 turns in and lose my queen. I think I've just fried my brain a bit, I know for a fact I was doing better earlier.
>>84528809You gotta blunder check before every move. Look for all possible checks, captures and attacks (both for you and your opponent) on every move. This may take you a long time, so it might help to switch to a slower time control.If you do this consistently, you should quickly gain a couple hundred points.
>>84527378Holy shit bro go outside. Even by 4chan chess standards this is pathetic
>>84528809Rome wasn't built in a day Anon, take a break for now and keep trying tomorrow. Tilt is real :(
>>84528100my excuse will be that its 5 am my time
>see cool speculative sac>play it>loseAlright alright, I'm going back to boring solid chess.
>>84529330just calculate better
>>84529467Calculating is for tryhards, I play based on feefees.
https://freopen.org/ who else beaten magnus carlsen?smell ya later virgins
>>84529538I got 4.
>>84529603>>84529614 >>84529538I got 5
>>84529603>>845296144 chads unite.
PGN with some traps for today chess bros.1. d4 (1. e4 a6 (1... c5 2. Nf3 (2. a3 Nc6 3. b4 cxb4 4. axb4 Nxb4 5. c3 Nc6 6. d4 d5 7. exd5 Qxd5 8. Na3 Nf6 9. Nb5 Qd8 10. d5 Qxd5 (10... Nxd5 11. Qxd5 Qxd5 12. Nc7+ Kd8 13. Nxd5) (10... Ne5 11. Bf4 Nfd7 12. Nf3 f6 13. Nfd4 Nb6 14. Bxe5 fxe5 15. Qh5+ g6 16. Qxe5 Rg8 17. Nc7+ Kf7 18. Nde6 Bxe6 (18... Nd7 19. Ng5#) 19. dxe6#) 11. Nc7+ Kd8 12. Nxd5 Nxd5 13. Qxd5+ Bd7) 2... d6 3. c3 Nf6 4. Be2 Nxe4 5. Qa4+ Bd7 6. Qxe4) (1... e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bb5 (3. Bc4 Bc5 4. d4 Nf6 5. O-O Nxd4 (5... exd4 6. e5) (5... Bxd4 6. Nxd4 Nxd4 7. Bg5 h6 8. Bh4 g5 9. f4 gxh4 (9... exf4 10. Qxd4) (9... gxf4 10. Rxf4 exf4 11. Qxd4 O-O 12. Bxf6 Qe8 13. Bh8) 10. fxe5) 6. Nxe5) 3... Nf6 (3... a6 4. Ba4 Nf6 5. d4 b5 6. Bb3 Nxd4 7. Nxd4 exd4 8. Qxd4 (8. e5 Ng8 9. Qf3) 8... c5 9. Qd1 c4) 4. d3 Ne7 5. Nxe5 c6 6. Bc4 Qa5+) 2. Bc4 b5 3. Bxf7+ Kxf7 4. Qh5+ g6 5. Qd5+ e6 6. Qxa8) 1... d5 (1... e5 2. dxe5 Bc5 3. Nf3 d6 4. exd6 Ne7 5. dxe7 Bxf2+ 6. Kxf2 Qxd1) (1... Nf6 2. c4 e5 3. dxe5 Ne4 4. Nf3 b6 (4... d6 5. exd6 Bxd6 6. g3 Nxf2 7. Kxf2 Bxg3+ 8. hxg3 Qxd1) 5. Qd5 Bb7 6. Qxb7 Nc6 7. Qa6 Bb4+ 8. Bd2 Nc5 9. Qb5 Bxd2+ 10. Nbxd2 a6 11. Qxc6 dxc6) (1... f5 2. h3 Nf6 3. g4 fxg4 4. hxg4 Nxg4 5. Qd3 Nf6 6. Rxh7 Nxh7 7. Qg6#) (1... c5 2. dxc5 e6 3. b4 a5 4. a3 (4. c3 axb4 5. cxb4 Qf6) 4... axb4 5. axb4 Rxa1) 2. Bf4 h5 3. e3 e5 4. dxe5 (4. Bxe5 f6 5. Bf4 g5 6. Bg3 h4) 4... g5 5. Bg3 h4
>>84529538>4thanks for the ego boost, I feel unstoppable now
>>84527198>>84528070Several people said they feel they're too weak to join the battle. Don't let that stop you! As I understand the rules the result is decided by the most successful players from both teams anyway. So you won't drag the team score down if you're not successful. And you still can dunk on THEIR shitters. We're still a few men behind plebbit's head count, let's at least show up in full force! As to our big guys - baby_in_a_CEREAL_box, canadacat, QaddafiDuck, grandstudies, Latinovicz, theBunglet, Smack_MyBishop, lilluler, Michael-Westen, justaz, protected_stairs, omegatom, noob-loser, ZORR, mafoo5 where you at? Some names may be alts some I forgot. But I see you're active and a couple of you must be here too. Come and help us destroy the plebbitors!
>>84529538This is kind of like one of those charts from sex ed where it was like "how many people could you have shared STDs" with
tourney is at 3:30 am for me i gotta work tomorrow
If we lose to redditors, we'll look like total clowns...
>>84530273it's the thrill of the fight that countshonk
>>84529889I (QaddafiDuck) am away from my computer today. I don't like playing on my phone, but I might join if I can.
>>84528333You're not retarded. Your untrained. It's a game you can get better at anon. I didn't play much until I was about around 36. I started around 1600 on Lichess, and my peak is around 2150 there. The main difference between me and you is that I used to do tactics puzzles and checkmate exercises for fun when I was a kid. Tactics really is the secret to being better than average at the game. Nothing else really matters if you're surviving the opening. Now as you get stronger, you'll probably want to learn some openings and really basic endgames, but at your level tactics really is everything.
>>84529889Also GetzImre: wouldn't it be a good idea to up the number of leaders who decide the battle? Their top 8 are monsters and best 5 vs best 5 might be tough. But the comparison gets more even from there. If the best 12, 13, 14-ish are decisive that looks like our sweet spot. Approximately the top 40% of each team. >>84530399Great, hope you do!
>>84526673One thing I noticed is that Lichess used to catch a lot of cheaters and notify me on my first account. Then I took a break and came out. They almost never report catching a cheater against me now. It strains belief. I know that I've played cheaters, probably roughly the same amount as always, but even when I report them they no longer catch them. I used to have near perfect accuracy in reporting them too. I think Lichess ranks accounts when it comes to reporting cheaters and gives them some kind of social credit for how reliable your reports are. If you fuck up and wrongfully report a few people right away, then they just ignore your future reports.
>>84520883Just hit 2k in puzzles on com but I don’t feel any better at the game. I think I’ve spent too much time playing d4.
>>84526348Fucking zoomers. You want a Michael Bay explosion to go off when you win a game too? Maybe when you put your opponent in check, a TikTok video could pop-up for you? In order to capture an enemy piece, you can watch an ad to get a "lootbox" to unlock new Chess piece "skins".
>>84526138I like to set-up the board like usual, and then I squint for the whole game.
>>84530492they are weakminded shit for brains redditors who will crumple at the first sign of adversity. We vill crush them like bug.
>>84530563speaking of explosions, the first time i heard the explosion sound in the atomic variant i just about lost my damn mind laughing.
i hate redditors
I don't understand how the tournament scoring works. What is the purpose of the team leaders? Is it very different from the normal tournaments we play on the weekend?
>>84530704scroll down the tournament page, explains everything.
>>84530715I looked at that. I am pretty sure that's exactly what it says for the weekend tournaments, and it doesn't mention team leaders at all.
>>84530704For the individual player should be the same as usual tournaments. Only difference you just get paired against opponents from the other team. I believe the overall team battle victory then goes to the side with the better scoring Top 15 (by end results not by lichess rating).
>>84527260What would someone who wears glasses know of aesthetics? If they knew anything about aesthetics they'd have gotten contacts or lasik by now. Glasses are fucking ugly. Fuck the chesscum coach.
>>84530563See chess.com for an example of sound effects that aren't compressed garbage.
is the main r/Chess aware of the tournament?
>>84531042I dont know. One of the co-leaders of the r/chess team has been in touch and there was a discussion about a potential team battle with them if this one goes well.
Dont forget about the warm-up arena starting in about 10 minutes:https://lichess.org/tournament/aZ8FqzWx
>>845295385 and the only thing holding it together is some guy who for some reason climbed 1000 points over the course of a year.
>>84530563you jest but someone should make a chess game where the characters are lewd anime girls and theres special effects when you do things like capture pieces
>>84529538>User not found
How long until Carlsen passes Kasparov as the consensus GOAT of all time?>inb4 FischerToo short of a peak.
>>84531796>memesparovIs that the NFT guy?
>>84531796when he plays a better game than this https://youtu.be/4yFen344tlk
>>84531853Gods he was strong then.
>The king is... LE STRONG!!1
>>84531885Aye lad... Aye...
>>84531910Anon I think you accidentally turned on your front camera.
>>845317961st Fischer, 2nd Morphy, 3rd Tal. Also Kasparov is a faggot.
finna 'fe soon.
>>84531961Fischer was afraid of facing Karpov, therefore Karpov > Fischer according to Fischer.
>>84531961Fischer and Morphy are the highest peaks relative to the field but that's it. Neither of them sustained it for more than a few years which is why Kasparov generally gets the nod.
I'm literally going insane
>>84529945>still awakebros... maybe i will play
>>84532058come on in the water's fine
alright im in you bastards
>>84531453>lewd anime girlsyes, I would play this
>>84532058Bro the tournaments also 3.30am for me do you actually live herealso i just woke up instead
reporting in and ready to be redditors
gear up boys t-minus 15 minuteshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSzmmHcfp1M
>>84529945>>84532380Hello fellow aus bros. I just woke up and grabbed a coffee from maccas.
>>84532395yeah adelaide too
We have 35 players with an average rating of 1633, team reddit has 36 players with an average rating of 1673
Mumza was from Adelaide. From Elizabeth specifically. (The adelaide lads will know how embarrassing that is)
Final warning for the big fight against reddit: https://lichess.org/tournament/eEF5DucOI even posted one on there too. My picture wasn't uploaded, but hopefully it will do.Its nice that so many people joined the arena, especially so with all the returnees of the previous tourneys.I talked with one of the leaders of the r/chess lichess team and if everything goes well, there can be a future with these team battles. I apologize to those who couldn't make it. The starting time is supposedly one of the best for everyone but some will always be left out.Good luck to everyone and enjoy the battle!
>>84532462GetzImre? More like Getz In Me Pantz
>>84532413when it's t-minus 2 minutes I'll go out on the street screaming TWO MINUTES like in the moviehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fL4661jLS1E
Where the FRICK is SeriousVirgin??? We need our heaviest hitter. And where's Karla??? Has her SRS wound healed yet?
Reminder to tank the clock if youre losing
Want to join but I am less than shit at chess. gl anons.
>>84532519good morning sir
>>84532489He will come, don't worry. Listen, Anon.Don't believe in yourself. Believe in me! Believe in the anon who believes in you!
>>84532522Join anyway. It's unrated and no one will care. It's not like agamator will cover the games to his millions of youtube subs.
>>84532534how do tourneys work? I hit join, what happens after it starts?
i kinda have to take a shit ngl
>>84532559just sit there and it will put you in games automatically
>>84532559you get paired with a player, then win/lose/draw and do that again until the tourney is over
I've heard that you can't even be racist on reddit.
>>84532559You get paired automatically. You don't need to do anything other than play whoever the system gives you. After the game, you wait for another pairing and so on.
I've never wanted to win something as much in my life>>84532566should have already shit like me
>>84532486TWO MINUTES LETS GOOOO
this tournament in picture format
good luck everyone
>>84532431Is that chesscum rating or liches? What kind of chess will the tournament be? What time is it?
>none of the redditors showed up
lost my first match, sorry bros :(
>>84532634Thanks for taking me back to 2010 baw threads.
Do tournaments not work on the app? It took me to Safari.
>>84532725don't worry man
>>84532725you fought valiantly, cant win em all
>>84532725It is ok you were courageous enough to show up and fight for our poomunity.
I'm gonna win.. for the glory of 4chan!!!
I'm up a knight for a pawn, based.
>>84526626I reported one after aborting a game against them and they were banned within the hour. You just have to be scummy and link 2-3 games from their history.
cracking up at mandir
>>84532785>>84532808I won, bros.
I just beat a guy in 12 moves kek
SeriousChest now getting a chance to wreck a 1600, aw yeah
fried chicken analogies
this shit is so insanely pozzed, its been 35 minutes and i have gotten paired 0 times
>>84532758>>84532772>>84532780Thank you bros... I will win the next one
i came 10 minutes late and got paired twice in a row against players with 600+ higher rating than mei'm such dead weight and i hate myself
>>84533020yeah i got one game so far, kinda salty but half of the other team didn't show, incredible bs
>>84533037>niggas get paired 600 rating up>i dont get a single gamewtf?
>>84533037We got your back anon.
>take draw in position I know is winning because my mind is too baked to see the winI should be ashamed
>>84533091say three hail garrys and your sins will be forgiven
How does the score work? Why does leddit have so many zeros?
Players who have played at least one game in the tourneyReddit: 94chan: 19
>>84533172seems like its whatever score players added. I havent been paired so +0
"Greed makes makes man blind, and foolish, and an easy prey for death." -Jalāl al-Dīn Muḥammad Rūmī
>finally get paired >opponent doesn't move
OH NO SIRS
THE REDDITORS CRASHED LICHESS AHHHHH
seems like lichess crashed briefly, our tourney was a little too much for the infrastructure
>the powers that actually stopped the countbased
>>84533243So this is the power of l*chess...
Fuck this shit.
>>84533331Haha look at those digits.
>no pairingit's over
>>84533020are you high rank? im a 1600 shitter and got lots, i guess their high rankers didnt show up for ages
>2nd placeand to think i was gonna go to sleepgood tourney bros
>>84533373thank you for your service
whos making the anarchy chess gloat thread
>>84533331I got pulled into a game right as I pulled up the porn.
Can someone give me the quick rundown on Mandir?
Where did this man come from?
>>84533441I have never heard of him and he seems like a shady character, so what could go wrong letting him organize everything and giving him power?
I'm so disappointed in reddit
>>84533474Same asylum as our girl Karla?
>50 minutes to play a game>draw>5 minutes left>playing again>win against a reddit faggot>time is over
my favourite game (i played) from the tournament
THANKS FOR COMING SIRSNEXT ONE WILL BE 3 0 APPARENTLYlichess.org/tournament/X6fSiOr2 BROUGHT TO YOU BY MandirSIR
>>84533403omegatom here, if someone makes it please link it here. Really expected reddit community to do better
>>84533501kinda pogchampers ngl
>>84533505>no increment bleetzkinda gae
>>84533505so uh, are we gonna play in this?
>>84531101>>84531042now we know that they were unaware
>>84533441He is a sir of the Pinoy variety.
>>84533501Very nice, ser.
>>84533505is mr mandir sir going to advertise this to the redditors and have them actually show up this time?
We did it bros
>>84533562I'm sure he'll do a fantastic job.
are we joining mandir's tournie?
yeah why not will see if i can be bothered showing up later
>>84530492>number of leaderssetting to 15 was a bit stretched for that time control and 35 participants in each team; for 3|0 could be ok
>>84533525yeah, I know but I'll try to get him to make it 3+2>>84533567>>84533569based on his messages this guy seems pretty energetic and motivated to shill, so I'd expect a much bigger turnoutSorry to all those who got left hanging like my pieces but I didnt expect Reddit to stood us up like this. At least they got wrecked
Today reminded me of how it felt to have friends.
>293,000 subscribersWe're going to get blown the fuck out aren't we?
>>84533636I dont think this general reached more than a 100+ posters
>>84533636we have more passion than any amount of mindless drones
>>84533626Love you, bro
>>84533646That guy's going to advertise next week's tournament all over that sub and some actually elite players are going to show up.
>>84533666 we must win with satan on our team
>>84533675No ones more elite than SeriousChad
>>84533666true. The redditors just don't have the same passion for the game and the love for their friends. Today we won with the power of friendship, imagining karla's sweaty socks and our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ.
>>84533636their lichess team is smaller than the Anarchy one
>>84533732>our Lord and Saviour Jesus ChristAnd Ahura Mazda!
>>84533784size isn't everything, friend
>>84533732We won because we cared enough to show up. I feel they may care enough to show up in numbers next week and may beat us with those alone.
>>84533716Am I supposed to know what these meme pieces on a half board mean?
>>84533784But the anarchy field from which to draw is huge.
>>84533830it's the lichess anarchy theme... don't know why anyone would actually use it, it seems very distracting