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>Brutus' Drive
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>Last Thread
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>>84517773
>Fate Magi really exist to be bullied by a Legends Jumper.
Well what did you expect was going to happen when you compared a mediocre mage that's spent his life trying to get a subpar system of magic that reality itself is trying to delete because humans now have twitter to work against an interdimensional riajuu that gets to cherry pick which powers from every noteworthy being in the world he is going to be given in a silver platter without putting any effort to achieve? You thought the magus would look impressive next to the fairy blessed galaxy dragon god from outer space that has the abilities of three beasts and a few grands?
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>>84518053
Because Doctor Strange has always been - MCU or not - one of the guys willing to do shitty things for the greater good. That means he's generally an acerbic person who stays emotionally detached from most people in case he has to sacrifice them for a good cause. Plus he's a very inflexible person who never took kindly to the idea that other people might be more right about things than him. Worst of all, his introduction colours your opinion of him very well; early on in his career Stephen was very much a selfish and egotistical person up until he got humiliated enough to tone it down a little. All that together makes him, as you so eloquently put it, a fucking prick.
I've compared him to DOOM in the past. They have a lot in common, except Strange doesn't have the same amount of simps as DOOM.
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>>84518452
>John is dead
Homestuck used to be good.
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>>84518516
The goal of the modern magi is still reaching the root in some form, which is basically becoming omniscient.
While their craft has degraded, their goal is more ambitious than that of the Age of God magi that were content with using the gods as mediums for root and basing their craft on having the gods favor them.
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>>84518576
Homosuck was never good.
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>>84518576
It was cancer & started the spread the behavior of Tumblr brats everywhere, fuck you.
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What brand of nasuverse magecraft would be best for lifestyle magic?
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>>84518634
https://typemoon.fandom.com/wiki/Projection_Magecraft
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>>84518645
I can just imagine there's some mage somewhere that projects some extra cash and inadvertently ruin someone's life when the projection disappears.
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>>84518720
Projection and Reinforcement are incredibly basic but amazingly useful.
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>>84518645
Eh, I mean, how often do you have need for an inferior tool and cant just get a better one and potentially reinforce it?
>>84518720
NTA, but Fate Strange Fake mentions a mage who caused a lot of chaos on wall street by abusing Hypnosis and Projection magic.
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Good blood manipulation options? Also I swear there’s a perk or two that explicitly enhanced any blood based powers you had.
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>>84518773
I like the one over in Onechanbara.

>enhance blood
I think one of the Warhammer elf jumps had that?
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>>84518755
projection isn't really basic, comparably it rather seems rare for mages to learn it as it's uses are sparse and it's costs quite a bit of energy.
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>>84518853
Arguably it's only useful when it's the shell projection variant or a byproduct of UBW.
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>>84518773
bloodborne?
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>>84518634
Homunculus creation (Alchemy). Create a bunch of Homuculi maids to do everything for you while you laze around as they tend to your every need.
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>>84517273
Atru's thing is basically a workshop, that wouldn't be appropriate I think. It's more intended for mystic codes and the results of a workshop, like Kayneth's ooze.
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>>84518773
Kekkai Sensen Blood Arts together with the capstone booster.
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>>84519000
I wonder if the Futurama worms would consider that a paradise or hell?
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>>84518516
>riajuu
What?
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>>84518985
Are you still thinking of doing that Kill la Kill dupe eventually or have you dropped that idea?
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>>84519160
Literally someone that lives in reality, it's pretty much japanese for normie.
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>>84519160
Jap meme, basically means normalfag and often in the /r9k/ sense.
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>>84519174
Got dropped way back. It was that or Bleach and I decided to work on Bleach with Bee instead.
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>>84519185
Kek, Aizenchads can't stop winning.
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What's going on in your chain right now?
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>>84519185
Why only one of the two?
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>>84519181
>>84519183
>Jumper
>Normalfag
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>>84519210
I wanted to stop focusing on new jumps and start working on updates, for various reasons. I chose 100 jumps as my goal and KLK was originally planned as one of the last few but then I got a chance to do a dupe of Bleach and decided to change the slot out. I've technically gone over my limit with Pathfinder and the last two Legends jumps but those were long time desires anyway, so that's fine.

No KLK from me, basically. If I do more jumps, they'd only be real short ones.
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>>84519209
Trying to figure out if the Taken count as dead, so I can raise/command them with necromancy.
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>>84519209
Jumper has literally almost died of mad (as in, his body was visibly decaying from his pure rage before he ended up exploding), and he's trying to fix that with human sacrifice (long story short, he's a space-wizard) so he's just finished raiding maximum security prisons for the dregs of humanity (he can read minds and figure out who is really guilty). This has been interrupted by a guy who used to fight by jumper's side who's trying the old "you're better than this" speech (jumper really isn't any more). This and everything leading up to the entire clusterfuck has been pretty long and kind of difficult to write.
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>>84519301
>(he can read minds and figure out who is really guilty)
You'd think that would fuck him up more but I guess he is just too angry to really go over the memories or think on them.
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>>84519258
In other words, you've reached your expiration date.
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What jump would you say has the hardest vampire option to put down? I know Hellsing is up there with their innate regen and soul stocking ability but I'm not sure if they are the most enduring out of everything we got.
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>>84519358
DC. Nobilis. Abyssal Exalts. TES. All have full-on conceptual vampires with commensurate powers and defenses.
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>>84519358
WoD if you commit enough diablerie.
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>>84519263
They're definitely no longer "alive" in the conventional sense, but necromancy is antithetical to the cosmic force responsible for propagating them. The Darkness fucking hates necromancy so much. They're not really dead people brought back to life so much as they are living people who've had several components of what makes a living being removed to simplify their existence. Someone in-universe has PROBABLY referred to them as though they were some kind of undead though, so whatever.
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>>84519358
DC Vampires because of editorial mandate always bringing them back and all the no killing bullshit.
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>>84519358
UQ Holder has Vampire Noble.
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>>84519358
True Ancestors from Tsukihime.

During night her body Doesent even have the concept of death.

She is also almost invulnerable to any she has exposed before to the point that only very very few things gan even just pierce her skin.

And usually she'd wasily just put herself together.

Dhe even managed to survive being cut into seventeen pieces in the day light. The cuts wee along the lines representing the death of her being, and she managed to roughly put herself back together.
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>>84519414
>all those typos
Just how drunk are you anon?
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>>84519358
Vampire the Masquerade may allow you to become strong enough to merge with an entire planet, if you can diablerize an antediluvian. The Hunter's vampires are at least continent busters and can survive the same amount of force. If you let Abyssals from Exalted count as vampires, they can survive any amount of physical force for a short time, then murder themselves to teleport away before you can kill them with a spirit-destroying attack.
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>>84519414
Are you having a stroke
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>>84519432
>The Hunter's vampires
How are they different from normal vampires?
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>>84519445
They're from an intentionally powerwanked setting where characters say things like "I will now use an attack that is 3 times as fast as sound and has enough force to destroy a mountain range!" in order for them to win vsbattles debates.
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>>84519358
If hellsing alucard is what you consider enduring then I guess soma from castlevania might be pretty up there with the grand total of zero times his thirty or so deaths have managed to actually stick
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>>84519433
>>84519430
I just woke up(less than 10 minutes ago) and am typing on my phone in my third languange.
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>>84519258
Guess Shard is going to have to pull your weight.
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>>84519414
>Meet the most beautiful woman you've ever seen
>Follow her home and cut her into seventeen pieces
Shiki is a real card.
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>>84519432
>The Hunter
The 2011 Australian drama film?
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>>84519463
You'll need eight draft horses for all of Valeria's weight.
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>>84519486
Imagine living such a pathetic existence that a Saberface is the "most beautiful woman you've ever seen". Horrifying.
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>>84519486
That's a based sigma male move though.
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>>84519496
S-sounds b-based.
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>>84519513
Arcueid predates Saber
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>>84519486
>Meet the most beautiful woman you've ever seen
>Follow her home and cut her into seventeen pieces
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I will take this vampire home.
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>>84519531
>having such a forgettable appearance that it was subsumed into a generic category of "looks like an ancient British woman who was plain enough to be mistaken as a man", even though you came first
Oof.
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>>84518985
Fair enough, it was a little of a reach anyway.
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>>84519515
>>84519544
A sigma wouldn't acknowledge their existence, all that matters the grind.
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>>84519486
You're right he should have mindbroken her with his cock before cutting her into seventeen pieces.
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>>84519571
Blame Hackeuchi.
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>>84519513
You take that back
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>>84519513
>a Saberface
Hold your tongue, villain.
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>>84519390
Yeah they're most likely not dead in the biological sense.
One problem with trying to raise them is how they don't leave behind a body when killed, it seems that the dark matter making up its body is "drained" away.
I wonder what other species could be "immune" to necromancy. The Scorn are already undead, I could probably take over from Fikrul. Could I raise Ascendant Hive after I kill their oversoul?
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Post some cool shit you made on your chain.
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>>84519700
>I wonder what other species could be "immune" to necromancy.
Any species that destroys its own body on death. Unless you're so good you can restore a puddle or cloud to functionality.
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>>84519776
I created a Divine Machine with the Celestial Kabbalah that replaced the laws of the physics with better ones and an army of angels to maintain it. Unfortunately, it was never as stable or as powerful as I liked, and ultimately I would scrap the whole thing once I became and Imperator of Law in Nobilis and could legislate the laws of reality directly.
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>>84519936
>the laws of the physics
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How do I actually strengthen my undead minions? I ask because I just realized how abundant chicken corpses are and having an army of them would be trivially easy but their power would be lacking.
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>>84520000
Try attacking them.
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>>84520000
Head to Path of Exile. Equip your undead chickens with bandoliers of Virtue Gems and just laugh at your foes.
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>>84519776
Jumper hasn't started it yet but they will eventually build a fleet of semi-autonomous WMDs.
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>>84520000
Get a Coat of Arms from some MtG jump.
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In overlord people other than Ainz(because of a cash item) are limited to only using 2 rings at a time.

Would you say that limit applies would also apply to people from other worlds when you use overlord magic to make rings?
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>>84520175
Are you fucking stupid?
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>>84516412
Wouldn't it be better to make it a Fierce Deity perk since that's essentially what you're describing?
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>>84520276
It's not like I am asking about gameplay limitation, but a limitation of the magic system and how people would apply it in other worlds.
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>>84519432
What's The Hunter?
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>>84519258
>saber wars, sabre table
Can I buy conceptual crystallisation multiple times?
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>>84519258
Are companions allowed to take drawbacks in the Naruto jump?
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>>84520654
I am pretty sure she already confirmed that they can't, at least for points.
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>>84520449
https://www.amazon.com/10-Great-Tales-M-N-ebook/dp/B0173PFXII
https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/58569363/#58575986
>It's 30 pages of a 108 page book. It's by far the most prominent story. Regardless, the jump-relevant information is denser than in typical media.
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>>84519358
Hellsing, as you said. There's also Jojo and Jorge Joestar, Pillar Men are for all intend and purposes, Vampires, which can be taken further by becoming Ultimate Beings.

>>84519414
Jobs to moron with a knife and magic eyes because muh plot.

>>84519513
That's right: in the remake they made her into a saber face.
Just for that, she deserve to suffer like in pic related. >>84519486
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Anyone know one of those perks that gives you a bestial aura or vibe? Like you know in a show someone might have an animal stand-like thing that isn’t actually real and is just for dramatic effect, or how someone’s grin might be particularly feral or the like.
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>>84520175
>to make rings
Why would the system limit you on how many rings you can make?
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>>84520743
>Generic Paranormal Romance
>Alpha
>In addition to all this, you have a sort of animal magnetism, a charisma that lends an air of rulership to you. Everyone can tell that you're a leader, or at least that you deserve to be one, even if you aren't necessarily their leader... yet

>Kamen Rider 7
>Shout in the Moonlight [400 - Discount Prodigal Child] - The Demon races and their children
>are the sons and daughters of the night, those that spread terror to the hearts of men. Even
>kindhearted Wataru was a terrifyingly quiet and intimidating killer in the form of Kiva. You can
>create an ‘aura’ around you of being horrifically intimidating to all you meet, even fellow
>monsters. A predator among predators...What could be more terrifying?

Like these?
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>>84520743
I think Duel Monsters Shadow Realm and Tsukihime got perks for that.
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>>84520862
everybody other than the MC only got 2 ring slots.

You can make however you want.

My question is if you would rule the slot limit to apply to people in other jumps, when they're wearing rings made with Overlord's magic system.
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>>84519571
>>84519685
>>84520739
Say what you will about Arcueid, she still got the better deal out of the remake compared to Ciel, who got turned into a Mashuface /and/ got her weapon turned into actual scrap metal.
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I'm a little late to the party, but is the Zelda Xianxia jump/setting going to feature any kind of alchemy or pill making? Or weapon crafting? I like those.
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>>84520864
The former not so much, despite the name, but the latter kinda works. Thanks.
>>84520865
Thank you as well.
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>>84520943
Please can we not turn this into Nyanko’s fanfic: the general.
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>>84520743
Toriko's Food Pressure, which is basically the total opposite of Food Honor, is basically predation taken to extreme anime aura levels. It can be used to intimidate people and even effects into running or blacking out. From my admittedly limited research, some woman in the series actually used it to just turn off some building's invisibility aura through sheer force of predatory intimidation, though it otherwise doesn't show up a lot since the series focuses much more on Food Honor.
Anyway, I liked to say I used it in One Piece in place of Conquerer's Haki.

I know Luther Strode also has the Brutality perk, which describes your attacks and fighting style as coming across as a feral beast.

>>84520175
I'd probably say so, sure, like the magic interferes with each other if too many are worn at once. Some D&D balancing shit, I guess, which also has that limitation.
Obviously the takeaway is to not use that particular magic system, or just figure out the magic from the cash item that lets Ainz use more.

>>84519209
Lashing between like four different builds in an ADHD addled fugue state.

>>84518773
Darkstalkers has a perk that gives you blood manipulation and turns your entire body into blood. I think it's just called Blood Magic.
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>>84520989
Too bad, it's FOTM now.
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>>84520882
That is like asking if people outside DnD can wear more rings. Yes, because the main magic system isnt enforcing the rules on them.
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>>84519209
On hold while I work to actually finish a jump or three.
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>>84521029
That's ridiculous. If the other setting's rules couldn't effect them, the rings wouldn't do anything.
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>>84519209
Still trying to decide if I want to settle down and rule a nice kingdom/town. On one hand I want it. But on the other it seems like a lot of work and politics. Then I have to go find a queen and I'm pretty certain she isnt going to like me just running off on adventures.
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>>84521086
Why bother ruling a town? Get yourself a nice estate, hire/make some help to maintain or defend it, and feel free to go on adventures all you want.
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>>84521063
>That's ridiculous
And now you are how stupid the first question was. If anon was smart he would just use a magic system that doesn't limit items in such a way.
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>>84519209
On hold until I'm slightly less blind.
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>>84521104
There are few magic systems that have powerful magic equipment which don't also have limits on how many items you can use at once.
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>>84521103
Some properties come with people. 500 seems to be a common amount. I know that is more of a hamlet than a town, but still. It could be fun to grow over time. Just having a mansion is already on the table and planned.
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>>84521086
Why not just get yourself a powerhungry and competent grand vizier doing the ruiling for you?
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>>84521118
Magic Maker let's you edit magic systems. You could just remove the limits on any system that has them.
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>>84521151
NTA but they tend to get ideas when you're away for too long.
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>>84521151
Because then I need a sexy one and I think those are called wives.
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>>84521151
Because their snake forms tend to be ugly.
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>>84520989
Blame Blade. He's the one pushing this shit.
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>>84521163
You aren't allowed to increase the general power level of a magic system, so you'd have to remove some other capability to make room for it. And at the point you're invoking a perk that lets you completely change everything about how something works, you're not even talking about the topic any more.
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>>84521172
Like at King Arthur, he left his wife with a guy and went on an adventure. Then came back to find the other guy had been poking his wife. Never leave the wife under another guy's care.
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>>84521298
Just do it like the Ottomans and make sure that the guys guarding your wives have their balls cut off.
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>>84521321
Only their balls? They can still fuck the women that way. Take it all, root and stem.
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>>84521374
Nah just cut off the dick so they feel unsatisfied and can only achieve release from their ass.
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Digimon has meat apples and I assume somewhere there are pork pears. What other weird foods can I collect on the chain?
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>>84521452
One of tge xiania jumps has meat from spiritbeasts
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>>84521452
go to toriko. weird and cool food is the entire point of the world
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>>84521452
>meat apples
You can make those in real life to.
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>>84521486
>skin-whitening water
Always struck me as crazy that the Japanese fetishize pale skin so much that they'll go out of there way to avoid tanning. I'm not just talking white people, I'm talking pale, hasn't-seen-the-sun-in-months level skin.

And it's so widespread that an alternative culture actually sprang up in opposition to it in the form of gyaru girls.
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>>84521486
Well, I just found a new project for jumper to work on. Making weird health animals.
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>>84521552
It's a thing in china too, going by the "jade beauty" trope.
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>>84521552
having darker skin means you are exposed to the sun a lot, like a very poor person.
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>>84521552
>>84521564
it comes from poor people needing to work out on the field all day whilst the rich would never have to leave there houses.
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>>84519209
Jumper has made a build of but middling suitability for the world he finds himself in, but hey it's not like anyone in a post-apocalyptic world is going to turn away a fucking doctor with even a slight inclination towards being useful to the community.
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Are Gourmet Cells really all that great? Constantly hungering for newer and better meals seems worse than vampirism.
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>>84519459
I mean, Dracula is the Dark Lord and literally the embodiment of all human suffering. He's basically the Angra Mainyu of the Castlevania universe, you can't really destroy him as long as human evil exists. The problem is that he only resurrects every century while Alucard can resurrect instantly if he has stocked souls.

So by measure of pure immortality I'd say ol' Drac is probably even stronger than a Hellsing vampire in terms of sheer immortality. It's just that his immortality is really inconvenient and takes forever.
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>>84521692
Anon asked for tough vampire options, and Dracula's resurrections come from being the master of chaos or whatever, not from being a vampire. If he just wanted a jump that had both a vampire option and the unrelated ability to be maximally unkillable, the answer would be Godbound.
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Harem jumpers, do you get the bulk of your harem from a single setting or like yo build it up over time?
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>>84521744
I think those people that pick up like 5+ girls every single jump are extremely cringe. <6 girls total, usually separate jumps.
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>>84519414
Regular Dead Apostles are also completely absurd since their Curse of Restoration causes their bodies to literally regress backwards through time rather than just physically regenerate when damaged or afflicted. So it is physically impossible to kill a Dead Apostle through conventional means; even if you obliterated every atom of their existence into nothingness they would just pop back into existence by regressing backwards in time.
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>>84521552
In Japan's case, it's probably something like distain towards the Okinawan complexion.
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>>84521783
It's not quite that strong.

The more phsysical damage the harder it is for them to regenerate.

Roa only managed to survive Arcueid ripping him apart with the vaccuum blades because his feets were spared and it was at night during a full moon. It's made pretty clear he would have died otherwise.

Still a pretty strong option, though your body constantly breaking down and needing to be improved is kinda annoying.
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>>84521770
Thank fuck I'm not the only one who thinks this way.
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>>84521770
This. Pick up Best Girl in every jump, taking more than one girl per setting makes you an indecisive manwhore.
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>>84521820
>>84521830
Quality>quantity. Better for a story to focus on a smaller amount of girls rather than some ADHD riddled thing jumping between dozens at a time, usually forgetting each after a couple scenes.
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>>84521770
even 5 is too much in my opinion.

2-3 is the absolute maximum, otherwise you just end up with character bloat, where the story either doesen't focuses on anything but the harem, or the harem is extremely poorly characterized. Or the worst case, the story get extremely drawn out because of it.
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>>84520027
We don't teamkill here.

>>84520040
Seems like a pain to find so many of the same type. I'll keep it in mind though, thanks.

>>84520078
That seems pretty nifty. Thank you.
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>>84521872
>Seems like a pain
You don't deserve them in that case
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>>84521872
>That seems pretty nifty. Thank you.
nta, but there are actually better objects and spells for the job. MtG Innistrad actually has a pretty big focus on undead which results in some decent stuff on offer.
There's also a creature called Grave Titan which is basically an APC filled with zombies that also happens to be a decently big and scary giant.
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>>84518533
>except Strange doesn't have the same amount of simps as DOOM.
He used to have a lot, but he was one of the earliest examples of Marvel completely shitting on a character. Years before the whole woke takeover, everyone already said that Classic Strange and Modern Strange were entirely different people. And what's worse is that he has been raked over the coals several times since then. The man is so shit at magic now that his default response is to hit things with an axe.
Meanwhile writers still leave Doom most of his dignity.
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>>84521676
Just jump World Seed and take The Best of Both Worlds.

>The Best of Both Worlds (-600):
>...

>But for you, things work a little differently now. Your desire for power has granted you the strength to simply ignore one side of double-edged swords like these. In this world, this manifests in two major ways. First of all, even though you have a soul, it is inviolate, both to attack and other, more obscure abilities that might affect it, meaning that you don’t have to worry about a new attack vector opening up within yourself.

>...

>This peculiar nature of yourself continues to help you even in other worlds, refusing to allow any abilities you gain to also saddle you with their weaknesses and drawbacks. This means that if you were to learn a magic system irreversibly drawing upon your very existence, or come upon
strength powerful enough to kill yourself if you were to ever throw a punch, you would find that these negatives either simply do not exist for you, or gain an immunity to them. This effect also works on any racial changes you might experience, and any other changes of your fundamental nature, and would let a darkness shade step into the sunlight without any problems, or ensure that a monster wouldn’t be bothered by the weak spot that is their core.
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>>84519358
>DC
>TES
>conceptual vampires
Explain please
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>>84520913
I mean, what IS worse? Being transformed into a generic face that is used more than a piece of tissus for everything, or into a generic face of a bad character used once?
It's almost philosophical.
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>>84522019
>Being transformed
Arc preempted saber face though.
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Any good place to get an absolute ability to command the undead?
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>>84522019
Most saberface characters are decent though, sameface aside. Whereas Trashu is utterly shit.
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>>84522054
I know MGE makes you undead royalty.
Alterworld makes you neutral to all undead.
DCEU let's you be royalty of whatever type of creature you are. So undead king.
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>>84521692
>>84521727
If we are going by technically and chronologically, Dracula wasn't even turned into a Vampire in the first place, he used the Crimson Stone to trap the soul of a powerful Vampire (and the Ebony stone) to become a vampire himself. Somehow.
Also just read the wiki, and it's only now that they mention it, that the Crimson Stone does look like a Beherith.
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>>84522074
Samefacing is lazy, no matter the character used, the fact that a character's face was used so much is a mark of shame.
And most of them are still shit anyways.

I do agree that Mashu is such a lazy and terrible character though.
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>>84522119
Every time this pic is posted, I shall pop up to say that the hands are entirely forgiveable.

The rest isn't, but hands are fucking annoying.
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>>84522119
>the "fuck reddit" background
Every time.
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>>84522119
Takeuchi is egregious, but samefacing is inevitable to some degree. It's not a laziness thing.
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>>84521744
Typically I only grab a few girls per setting, makes more variety that way.
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>>84522119
It’s amazing that a franchise with this guy as its art director wasn’t DOA.
>>84522151
No, it’s 100% laziness. I’ll agree that samefacing is more common than people think among VN & gacha artists, but Takeuchi is 100% just phoning shit in unbelievably hard.
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>>84522169
It started as an eroge which is how it managed to survive.
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>>84522151
>It's not a laziness thing
Yes, the guy who make a ton of cashes like fucking Gamefreaks on Pokemon, that recreate the same faces, over and over again, does basic fucking mistakes, isn't lazy.
Raita and Asanagi of all people can make different faces, not Takekchi.
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What's wrong with Mashu?
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>>84522169
>It’s amazing that a franchise with this guy as its art director wasn’t DOA.
If Higurashi/Umineko managed to sold out with its original art whatever Takeuchi draws will too. Sameface is not an uncommon thing for better or worse, it's not close to a grave sin.
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>>84522138
As someone who used to draw regularly, can confirm. Even with references proportions/posing tends to be a bitch to get right even on an inconsistent basis.
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>>84522188
She isn't fat enough.
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>>84522188
Cockblocker.
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>>84522188
Aggressive monogamy.
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>>84522188
She’s okay, if it wasn’t for the fact that her kinda average overall character wasn’t shoved down your throat every moment. It’s common with most gacha, where the deuteragonist girl is incredibly polarising.
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>>84522169
>>84522187
To be clear, I'm not saying Takeuchi isn't lazy. I'm saying samefacing is extremely common amongst artists and is the near inevitable result of having to maintain a consistent art style whilst adding new characters within that style. It's more of a skill issue, generally speaking.
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>>84522188
Lazy Senpai Kouhai bait, bland as all fuck, bad story, shit face, and speaking of she's the face of >>84522207
>Aggressive monogamy
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>>84522219
Anon he doesn’t just have a sameface issue, he has an outright tracing issue. There’s a gif floating around somewhere overlaying a lot of his FGO art and it’s literally just traced with some of the details changed.
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>>84522225
>>84522207
>Aggressive monogamy is bad
Oh, okay. /jc/ is having bad opinions as always.
Carry on.
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>>84522207
Which could be hot, but she’s just incredibly annoying about it.
>>84522237
See above. I agree it could be really good, but emphasis on could. Mashu is not a good case of it at all.
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>>84522237
Monogamy is fine but she literally cockblocks you from choosing any of the other girls.
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>>84522207
What does that mean?
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>>84522234
As long as it's your own art no one cares. It's only ever a scandal if you're doing it to another artist.
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>>84522216
Good thing that there are gacha who don't have that issue and fully embrace the fantasy.
Imagine wanting to waifu your waifu, but you can't because they created a bad piece of cardboard and called it your waifu? The Virgin Japaneses.
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>>84522234
I was just responding to
>Samefacing is lazy, no matter the character used
I'm not arguing against you in any way.
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>>84522250
That would require you to have any choices in the first place anon. It's not Mash who cockblocks you, it's the writers.
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>>84522257
Wow what kind of cope is this. It’s a sign of low quality work and laziness, no it’s not suddenly okay. It’s just bad for different reasons.
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>>84522251
She's First Girl and she's aware of it.
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>>84522188
Nothing is wrong with her. Galahad is the real problem.
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>>84522219
I mean yeah, but there is samefacing, and then, there is sameposing, same handing(?), and pretty much same everything.
But maybe he is being milked for all he is worth, and it's tiring him, who know.

>>84522257
Correction, it's a problem when the guy is supposed to be a professional.
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>>84522287
Oh Galahad just fucking deserve to get fucked by a horse.
Fuck that guy, in the realm of bad proses, this guy is pretty high on the list.
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BLADE will there be a perk to become a twink like Link?
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>>84519899
Warframe Nekros can do that, dude even brings back robots and bydo style infected individuals if I remember right.
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>>84522276
I'm not arguing it's not lazy. But it's not DOA shit like some anon said above. Everyone does it to an extent, Takeuchi is just particularly lazy to get noticed more than others.
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>>84522287
>>84522297
I'm still pissed that he never showed up to get his shit pushed in for the Camelot lostbelt.

>>84522298
That's called a body mod anon.
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>>84522298
I want to be a Macho Link.
With big beard, muscles and motorcycle that go vrrrrrrrrrr.
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>>84521552
You know, that was already in Europe back in the middle ages.
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>>84519358
I'd like to say Record of the Fallen Vampire, but Hellsing and Monogatari both have superior vampire durability- Record's vampires can be killed via decapitation or anti-magic. If I recall correctly, Kisshot was able to instantly regenerate to the point there were multiple instances of her head bouncing around during a fight. Alucard was similar in that decapitation didn't kill him... though he was an older vampire.

Honestly? Might start a vampire chain that ends the vampire arc in Record. Then it's off to other worlds to see what happens.
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>>84522298
Whatever generic appearance perk there inevitably will be would cover that you handhold needing retard.
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>>84522358
I thought that was a Victorian thing? I remember reading somewhere that it was a weird fad because of all the tuberculosis going around back then.

>>84522354
I gotchu covered senpai.
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>>84522188
Not enough...
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>>84522369
>t. doesn't understand
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>>84522237
Aggressive monogamy is only good if you're best girl.
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>>84522354
>and motorcycle that go vrrrrrrrrrr.
To be far, that's not exclusive to macho Link.
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>>84522319
There's still a chance for more explanations in the next JP event of 6.5, but im just mostly hoping at this point considering the sorry state of FGO post coof/Sakura Wars blowout. Their scheduling is fucked at this point & they're probably going to rush everything by the end.
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>>84522378
Disgusting.

Only Twink Links are acceptable.
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>>84519358
UQ Holder's vampire nobles. Those guys have their true bodies existing in a higher dimension. You can kill them with all the shorts of hax that Negima has, and they will just come back.
The MC who has a lower kind of vampire immortality just came close to get killed when he could get erased by a time paradox. And even then it wasn't certain. I'm still mad that Nikitis was just there jobbing around instead of being a decent rival like the Fate clone he was introduced as.
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>>84522398
No, I fully understand you’re either an attention whore or a dumbass that needs an explicit trap perk rather than just saying you’re a trap with the open ended appearance perk that’s in most jumps nowadays.
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>>84522410
Or if you're A best girl.
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>>84519414
You are talking about Arcueid, the one who massacred all the other True Ancestors. Not the regular True Ancestor. The regular True Ancestor is just a stronger elemental with vampiric traits.
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>>84522410
Then your favourites should have tried harder. Complete & utter skill issue dumb fairy.
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>>84522418
A gacha? Ending? Masaka.
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>>84522440
NTA but the Tsukihime jump lets you build to be 1:1 Arc in ability. Very expensive though.
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>>84519209
I just got done devising a new potion which purges the body of parasites via magic hooks and truly violent amounts of vomiting. This is going to be my key weapon for assassinating a truly evil old man. This system I made for randomizing potion ingredient properties has been working out well; pretty fun stuff even if the products don't end up being exactly what I was looking for.
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>>84522119
As long as it's not Takeuchi, FGO would be better off with a single main artist for a consistent artstyle rather the hodgepodge they currently have.
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>>84522487
99% of gacha do the guest artist thing, it’s just that most of them tend to have more of a quality control to keep them generally similar within reason rather than the bargain bin mash of styles FGO has. But that can also be attributed to their art director being Takeuchi, since that quality control should be his job.
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>>84522465
Hey NuBee, since you're around I've got a couple Bloodborne questions. First: with Ego Beast from the Beast section, is it possible to manipulate one's beast form to be...well, less of a beast? More intelligent, more attractive, so on and so forth?

Second, if taken alongside Blood Scourge, is it possible to basically customize the sort of transformation that people undergo by drinking our blood? Instead of just letting them degenerate into beasts, make it so they transform into something else that was pre-planned with Ego Beast?
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>>84522378
I love this picture.

>>84522416
>pic
I have a love hate relationship with the bike. It's cool, really cool, and you can do fun things with the physics, but you get it at the end of the fucking game, where you will most likely have the best horses, so you hardly have any time left to use it if you actually want to use it instead of the horses you spent about one hundred hours with.

Also, like horses, you can't bring it in the Gerudo Desert.
Fuck the Gerudo Desert. And the Gerudo, if I could kill the Gerudos like I did with the Mexican in Red Dead Redemption, I would.
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>>84522487
You are actually right, the problem is that Gacha is also a very good tool to showcase talented artists.
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>>84522155
>two left
Quite the contrast.
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>>84522539
Thanks, have another one!
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>>84522539
>loves bara
>deeply attached to horses
>hates the gerudo
Ah, I see. You're just gay.
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>>84522440
Her being the proncess of the true ancestor doesn't give her an advantage regeneration/redistance wise though, rather it increases her raw access to power. Tsukihime materials even talks about them havin nearly limitless immortality in general.
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>>84522521
>Hey NuBee, since you're around I've got a couple Bloodborne questions. First: with Ego Beast from the Beast section, is it possible to manipulate one's beast form to be...well, less of a beast? More intelligent, more attractive, so on and so forth?
It's supposed to be the shape/physical side of things so intelligence is out. Attractiveness is probably on the table though for whatever definition you might have for it. It can't stop being a beast but you can smooth things out or give your pelt a metaphorical hair care treatment or whatever.

>Second, if taken alongside Blood Scourge, is it possible to basically customize the sort of transformation that people undergo by drinking our blood? Instead of just letting them degenerate into beasts, make it so they transform into something else that was pre-planned with Ego Beast?
Blood Scourge is able to work with whatever monstrous altforms you possess and designate, so like, practically speaking you could base the infection on "your" beast form. Like, have it as the baseline.
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>>84522188
Bland mouthpiece for a blander self insert and neither really contributes much to the story as everything is usually solved by the locals. Ortenaus is wasted on her. The moments she gets Black Barrel she becomes a damsel in distress and now a child called dibs on the thing while she was away so she can't have it back. Being connected to Galahad.
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>>84522639
Alright, fair enough. Not intelligent and can't stop being a "beast", but otherwise...yeah, I can work with that. Thanks!
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>>84522422
>Pushing the trans agenda
Go back.

>>84522620
NTA but I hate how Gerudo Town forces you into crossdressing. You can't avoid it with stealth or do some sidequest to earn your way in, it's pretty much the only part of the game where you have no choice but to do things one specific way in order to progress.
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>>84522654
No problem dude, hope you have fun.
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>>84522188
Nipple game is on point, but someone needs to teach her how to tie a tie.
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>>84522618
>no bulge
It's like you don't even BDELink.
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>>84522639
So could you potentially use Blood Scourge and Ego Beast to spread a plague of succubus furries?
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>>84522618
Hey thanks again.

>>84522620
Wrong, I hate BotW Gerudos. They're bitches. And Gerudo Desert is annoying. It has sands. I hate sand, it's coarse, and rough, and gets everywhere, in your map too.

>bara
That's not bara.
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>>84522298
Why does Japan love traps so much? Seems pretty gay.
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>>84522294
Consider what?
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>>84522648
>Ortenaus
I hate the design.
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>>84522663
>Twinks having anything to do with trans people
Schizo
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>>84522691
They're afraid of testosterone.
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>>84522682
Theoretically speaking, I guess. I'm unaware of settings where the succubi appear all that monstrous though. Normally they look more like a human 8/10 with horns, tiny wings, and an devil tail.
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>>84522378
>still no Adventures of Lunk
Might be fun to fanwank as the general LoZ jump, but this still sting a little. I just wanna have tears dense enough to be used as wrecking balls.
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>>84522446
It happened to Rage of Bahamut and Gun Girls Z.
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Behold: The Tallest Ranni
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>>84522648
>solved by the locals
Without them the locals couldn't do jack shit. Clearly you skipped though the story.
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>>84522188
Why sword when no swording?
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>>84522669
What's wrong with the tie?
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>>84522775
>Clearly
Why is there always THAT guy?
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All this Fate talk reminded me that Prisma Ilya is finally drawing to a close on the Ainsworth arc after like ten years or whatever the hell it's been. Is the author of that jump still around?
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>>84522623
Near limitless immortality doesn't seem to be much since we know from FGO and their own description where they hang around. Also that lines comes from saying that they are immune to the weaknesses of the Dead Apostles. Plus their form of regeneration is also the Curse of Restoration.

I think only Arcueid was ever said to have the 'no concept of death' at full moon, and Roa surviving at the full moon was also from Arcueid being weakened.
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>>84522811
Because we're all opaque here
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>>84522855
No.
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>>84522798
The tie is fine, the way its tied is not. It's a half Windsor, which is to say a full lazy, and its poorly shaped. She'd just be better off wearing a clip on if she's going to do that poor a job.
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>>84522889
Didn't know we had a tie expert around.
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>>84522889
Well that was a brand of autism I didn't think I was going to see today.
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>>84522188
As far as NPs go I adore Lord Camelot but that's the only remarkable thing I can say about her. Besides that I find her boring.
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/jc/, I require your smallest waifus.
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>>84523034
Obligatory Ranni post.
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>>84523034
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>>84523034
I was gonna post some platelets, but apparently I never actually saved any pictures of them
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why do Shard's Exalted jumps jerk off the Scarlet Empress expies so hard?
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>>84523034
Cells At Work, or any Marvel Jump where you can visit the Microverse.
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>>84523067
Because you're a tired little shit in need of attention but without the necessary hygienic or social skills to acquire said attention. Here is a (You) out of sheer pity.
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>>84523067
Because he really likes her.
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>>84522188
Nothing much. Legit same with most F/GO characters.
The problem comes from piss-poor story writing and use of said characters.
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>>84523067
Favoritism? Why does any writer decide to make a character much better then the others?
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>>84523041
time to make a chain where I'm just traveling around with my pocket ranni
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>>84523077
wew lad
tweaked a nerve

>>84523082
>>84523090
I guess that's the simplest answer.
Just JFC what o
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>>84523067
Are you saying you wouldn't jerk her off if you had the chance, anon?
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>>84523034
I really wish we had a Toy Story jump.
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>>84523132
Hot glue thread?
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>>84523132
. . . you figure toys have a macro fetish?
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>>84523132
Me to anon
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>>84522855
>Is the author of that jump still around
No, he hasn't been here in like 5 years.

if you want a more up to date jump you'll have to make a dupe yourself.
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Scientist girls, throw some at me. Want to grab one for this chain idea but I’m indecisive.
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>>84523223
I would like an entire comic series even without lewd
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>>84523229
Washu.
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>>84523229
Any preference on fields of study?

>>84523132
It might be convoluted, but you could always go to the main KH jump and visit the relevant world to pick her up that way. Even if she's not shown I don't see why there wouldn't be a version of her somewhere in the market space there.
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>Take the free hamster army companion from Hamtaro
>Import them into BEES!! From Metal Gear Solid, while taking Legendary Soldier and You Will Forget What Hollywood Taught You
>Teach the massive hamster army how to use psychic powers
>Conquer the world.
There's absolutely no flaws to my new impulsive plan.
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About The Wandering Inn, is there anyone there who is either companion or waifu worthy? I don't know a ton about it and people always seem to talk more about the setting mechanics than the characters.
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>>84523254
She's 12^12 years old.
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>>84523297
The lizard guy who is her friend and mrsha the white gnoll puppy
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>>84523284
Wait, wait, wait. Anyone remember what Castlevania jump it was that had the 1-up perk that'd let your followers resurrect you after your death?

The image of a bunch of hamsters wearing ceremonial robes and chanting to resurrect me is fucking adorable
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>>84523297
The high level pirate's daughter was pretty cute, from what I remember?
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>>84523229
Mad scientist waifus.

>Agatha [Girl Genius]
>Washu [Tenchi Muyo]
>Moira [Fallout 3]
>Dala [Fallout New Vegas]
>Tak [Invader Zim]
>Susan Test [Johnny Test]
>Mary Test [Johnny Test]
>Monica Rappaccini [Marvel]
>Poison Ivy [DC]
>Halsey [Halo]
>Royal Pain [Sky Hgh]
>Alphys [Undertale]
>Princess Bubblegum [Adventure Time]
>Various Tech-Priests [40k]
>Various Kaminoans [Star Wars]
>Various Quarians [Mass Effect]
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>>84523197
Sortof. They all have a fetish for getting played with by humans. But unless you put googly eyes on a fleshlight they don't have sexual organs, so it's purely emotional for them.
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>>84523229
... Man, now I'm sad that there's nowhere to get Gadget Hackwrench.
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>>84523343
> no Rescue Rangers jump
> no Ducktales 2017 jump
I'm going to headcanon she exists somewhere in Kingdom Hearts. Somewhere.

I want to believe.
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>>84523343
>Wreck It Ralph
>Protectors of the Plot Continuum
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>>84523335
>>Various Kaminoans [Star Wars]
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>>84523365
She absolutely does. There is no way she isn't somewhere in Kingdom Hearts and it surprises me that she hasn't shown up yet.
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>>84523342
On the physical plane perhaps, but what about when one dips into the spiritual and taps into their very soul?
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>>84523380
Kingdom Hearts tries to ignore the existence of anything that's not a movie, despite Disney encompassing much more than that.

That doesn't mean anything, though, since they've been ignoring the existence of Final Fantasy for awhile now despite those definitely showing up and being a huge part of the marketing in earlier game entries.
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>>84523412
Probably because of Japan's complete ignorance to anything that isn't Disney movies.
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>>84523426
If KH was made by Russian devs Gadget would have shown up already
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>>84523412
>since they've been ignoring the existence of Final Fantasy for awhile now despite those definitely showing up and being a huge part of the marketing in earlier game entries.
That's because Nomura is still ass-pained-babby-shit-mad over not being allowed to cram another five musical numbers and more expansive cityscapes that you spend about 5 minutes in before moving on into Versus XIII / 15, and actually finished the fucking game in a reasonable timeframe instead of treating it like his personal exclusive idea-playground.
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>>84523445
This is most definitely an unbiased and calm-headed take.
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>>84523412
>>84523445
>That doesn't mean anything, though, since they've been ignoring the existence of Final Fantasy for awhile now despite those definitely showing up and being a huge part of the marketing in earlier game entries.
They appeared last game tho.
The idea that Nomura is mad at FF is dumb since many of the people that worked in 15 helped him in TWEWY and KH3. Hell the main writer of 15 is becoming a new writer for KH4
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>>84523130
I make sure to cuck the ebon dragon in every exalted jump I'm in
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>>84523445
The musical numbers in KH2 were great, and I wish we had a musical world in KH3 beyond the Let It Go cutscene. Music is an important part of Disney movies after all.
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>>84522237
The problem is that she expects such fidelity without committing to a relationship herself. She cockblocks while not making any moves herself.
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>>84523376
Her neck is a little to long for head, but other than that I think she looks cute.
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>>84523445
It's partially the world of Disney, you should be grateful that every single character you encounter doesn't burst into a 5 minute long animated song every time something happens.

I wonder if all the Final Fantasy characters had to deal with that bullshit and if they thought it was weird. Like Squall watching some talking mouse explode into dramatic chorus-accompanied song while he stares in dumbfounded shock.
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>>84523041
>Dark Side of the Moon shirt
Amazing.
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>>84523466
>>84523490
That's not what I'm saying at all, and that's my fault for getting into an unreasonable hate-fest whenever I have to acknowledge Nomura's existence.
No. Musical numbers work for Kingdom Hearts. I agree. That game is not where Nomura was trying to develop them - that was for Versus 13, which would become 15 after he finally took long enough that he had to be taken off the project for it to be finally finished.
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>>84523254
You have excellent taste anon. Washu is awesome.
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>>84523518
You do know that the musical thing never got anywhere right? Nomura just suggested it after watching Les Miserables and the staff quickly convinced him that it would cost a lot of resources. It's not like he spent 4 months doing a musical number before ditching it. It's just a dumb story he told IGN.
There are more valid reasons to criticize the development of Versus and the state of Square as a whole during that gen that bring up the Musical thing,
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Just finished re-reading Son of Ogre again. I'm starting to feel like I've been way too harsh on this series, SoO was just as fun as I remember, maybe a little more. Anyway, that means I'm also re-starting the Musashi arc, so... fingers crossed.

Anyway, with the sumo and boxing arcs, I'm reminded that there were a lot more public/sport fighters in Son of Ogre and Dou than I recall, so I'll likely have to add another origin to my plans, thought I'm still concerned it'll be a bit bare, since like 90% of these are non-characters that only show up for one fight. Any ideas what I could call this origin or what kinds of characters I could lump into it to give me as much material to work with as possible.

While I'm on the topic of Baki, there's one perk idea I really wanted to fit into Part1, but couldn't figure out how to balance, but I haven't given up entirely on it. Something based on how Kaoru's power was "front-loaded", so he essentially started off strong enough to at the very least put up a fight against many of the post-creep fighters, but in turn had functionally zero growth potential. Any suggestions with how I might be able to shape this trait into a decent perk?
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when you go to a new world do you improve it and make it worse?
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>>84523553
>and
I guess I can do both at the same time, sure.
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>>84523553
Generally my Jumpers tend to try and make things better. Release plans for a good few technologies that'll help solve hunger and a cure for caner across the internet and world.

Usually he does so anonymously though. He doesn't like to rock the boat of worlds overly much usually unless its a very shit world or he ends up involved in the plot inadvertently somehow.
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Any settings where jumper wearing a taimamin style outfit wouldn't feel to out of the norm?
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>>84523581
Taimanin.
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>>84523581
LA
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>>84523581
Senran Kagura, or universes where everyone already wears such ridiculous personalized outfits that no one would bat an eye, like Blazblue.
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>>84523581
Prettymuch any fighting game.
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>>84523297
I haven't read the series in a long time, and didn't get too far, but something about that female goblins desire to be a more proper ruler and warlord seemed endearing to me. Like an adorable little Nobunaga
The Necromancer boy also started to grow on me
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>>84523553
>>84523581
>Naruko comes home with a bunch of mindbreak orcs who he redeemed and befriended after taking copious amounts of cock
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>>84523551
I thought Hanaya got stronger the older he got.
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Considering the Cursed Seals and Juugo's bloodline that could probably be made a thing in Naruto.
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>>84523586
Fair play

>>84523602
>>84523605
Thanks for the suggestions.
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>>84523645
You know what's weird is I can actually see that happening. Shadow Clone Jutsus and huge amounts of fucking result in an entire civilization of redeemed orcs.

Twenty years later Bort is pissed off because his "dad" keeps slutting around. But you don't understand, Bort! Part of being Hokage means fucking everyone whenever they need it! The Leaf Village is a family, and families fuck constantly.
> Bort: "I hate my slutty dad who willfully fucks everyone. I'm gonna go hang out with Sasuke, who's cool and got raped by a stalker."
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>>84523645
>rape and try to mindbreak Naruko
>her Shounen friendship aura mindbreaks YOU
The most dangerous Taimanin of all.
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Anyone have any new sci-fi games, shows, manga, etc. they could recommend? Either because they're good or you want a jump for them. I need something brand new that hasn't been ruined like Star Trek, Star Wars, Halo, Stellaris, etc.
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>>84523695
the only ones safe from this would be baalbuddy orcs
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>>84523695
Three-body problem
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>>84523695
> or you want a jump for them
I mean, Cyberpunk 2077 was released a year ago and we don't have a jump for that, even though I'd really like one.
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>>84523704
meant for >>84523681
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>>84523695
It's not new but Endless Sky is a free vidya that is neat.
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>>84523695
The orville
Kaiju No 8
Guardians of the Galaxy (2021)
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>>84523695
>spoiler
Impossible as long as you chain yourself to the idea that you need to have standards since those standards can only be defined in relation to how you think your supposed peers will judge you.
I supply an oldfuck answer of UFO Ultramaiden Valkyrie, because we need more slice of life and crashed spaceships to make fixer-upper hobbies out of. Or maybe Mahoromatic for its surprisingly good android/cyborg tech and later space-age off-brand lightsabers.
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>>84521208
BLADE is a fucking Chad, and it's great his current project is making bitches like you seethe.
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>>84523655
Well, that was certainly the case up to a point. Obviously he didn't literally pop out of the womb able to casually dash through brick walls, but there's nothing to imply it's full-on vampire logic. Most of the exposition about him implies that he's barely gotten any stronger physically since his first appearance in the whole series.
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>>84523706
Sourcebook for the setting never because Pondsmith is a HACK
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>>84519209
Jumper is presently deciding on his build for this second jump, making the hard decision between slavery and casual nudity.
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>>84523704
Not even Baalbuddy orcs would be truly safe. Because ultimately Naruto is a gender-bender; when it's time to stop being sexual, he can go back to being a guy and go fishing or the like.

Naruto does it all; fucking hentai orcs into submission, and male bonding with baalbuddy orcs.
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>>84523760
He's too powerful. He must be stopped. I'm going to organize a group of high class and amoral assassins in order to get rid of him once and for

Never mind. On further reflection Naruto's a great girl/guy and everyone should be friends with him. Go, Naruto! We believe it!
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>>84523795
I have an idea. Let's hire Candlejack to kidnap Naruto, so he can't befriend anyone anym
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>>84523365
>>84523343
Anyone remember the episode where Gadget got inducted and brainwashed into that literal soda cult?
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>>84523034
The smallest waifu I'm likely to pick up is Aloe, or an expy thereof.
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>>84523832
>anon confirmed dicklet
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>>84523819
I don't think I ever saw that one. What was the deal with the cult? Did they just really love soda?
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>>84523849
The faeries can fit literally any size. They stretch
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>>84523849
NTA but there are perks that make sex safe regardless of size difference. I have very big waifus and very small waifus.
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>>84523864
Not the ones like Aloe. They have strict size requirements. That's why she's holding a ruler.
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>>84523849
>Implying that I'm not going to have perks to make dick size irrelevant by the time I get around to picking up a tiny waifu.
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>>84523864
Not there they don't.
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>>84523819
No but I vividly remember the Dale spy episode with the red dress.
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>>84523864
>hasn't seen the show
>hasn't read the manga
>still comments on what is possible
Literal social media tier level retarded.
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>>84523813
You know first I was amazed at how old that meme is. Then I realized I understood it and it made me feel really old. So here is a question: What stupid memes have you unleashed upon the multiverse? I am still looking for a way to make All your bases are belong to us relevant again in some universe.
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>>84523887
>What stupid memes have you unleashed upon the multiverse?
Universal franchise.
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>>84523873
>>84523879
>>84523886
Is that not the ones where if you marry them their magic makes it just work?
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>>84523887
>All your bases are belong to us
Unleash a horrific von neumann gray goo nanotech to hijack people and technology.
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>>84523887
We have plenty of scifi jumps where you could literally start a hologram call with that line.
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Reminder to be careful around monster girl waifus during a full moon.
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>>84523896
It is, but the local fairies aren't massive_insertion+stomach_deformation material by default.
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>>84520989
>>84521208
Imagine getting mad over the one time actual creativity exists in this community. Like getting mad over Car Lesbians, Dungeons: The Dragoning, or Catastrophe.
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>>84523896
I think you're thinking of Monster Girl Encyclopedia.
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>>84523900
Yeah, that's true. It's too bad we don't have a zero wing jump though. It would be funny to do it to Cats. I wonder if he would get the joke.
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>>84523914
Don't be ridiculous, anon. I don't remember my waifu ever doing anything crazy during a full moon.
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>>84523914
I have nothing to worry about anon, my loyal Kikimora meido would neve
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>Blade apologists still seething
So how long until one of you retards threatens the thread with legal action. What will it be this time, a defamation suit?
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>>84520608
Sure

>>84520654
Nah, sorry
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Due to REASONS, my jumper has need to get infected with diseases. Please suggest some fun/FUN instances of Papa Nurgle's gifts to try out.
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>>84523958
What counts as “Antagonists” for “The Awarded Hero“ in Fate/India?
Like would the bad luck only affect proper enemies or would some random guy have his life ruined because he cut-off Jumper at transit or challenged them to a rock-paper-scissors game?
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In the Stellaris jump, can you take Mind over Matter as a Machine Empire? I don't know if there's been a hard ruling on this in the past if Machines are barred from psionics entirely or what.
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>>84524003
>because he cut-off Jumper at transit
Like ruined. Absolutely obliterated. And deservingly so.
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>>84523954
No one else has a problem with it beyond a handful of shitposters. Red, Val, NuNee, YJ, Yoro, Valk, etc. have said nothing because they're excited to get a jump for a homegrown IP.
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>>84523931
Nah, the setting has the gods bless any married couple so that they can have sex safely.
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>>84524022
>Red, Val, NuNee, YJ, Yoro, Valk, etc. have said nothing because they're excited to get a jump for a homegrown IP.
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>>84524022
More like if any other namefag speaks up against it the thread will actually just start screeching at them to shut the fuck up how dare they.
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>>84524031
Yes, Timmy. That is indeed what I said.
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>>84523887
>What stupid memes have you unleashed upon the multiverse?
The Game
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>>84524003
Anyone sufficiently hostile to you I think. I don't think it'd count brief annoyances or friendly challenges but minor stuff like a work rival, someone who dislikes you and ulls pranks on you to annoy you, a superior jealous of your rising star, I think that'd all count. Part of the perk as I saw was that the misfortune part wasn't always an upside, since it's technically other beings getting pissed that people are acting against you and lashing out.
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>>84523740
Maybe a perk that makes it so you're always able to stay as a decent threat to people regardless of much stronger they get than you
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>>84524022
Or maybe nobody's said anything because you fuckwits will take literally anything and try to twist it to manufacture drama.
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>>84524022
>because they're excited to get a jump for a homegrown IP
There is zero evidence of this.
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>>84524037
If there were actually a notable number of namefags who didn't want this, they could form an alliance and speak up together.
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>>84524044
>friendly challenges
Good to know, was mostly worried about it applying to these, thanks.
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>>84524044
So basically it turns you into the universe's Gary Stu and it/they become pissed off and lash out at anyone who acts against you or tries to show you up, right?
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>>84524065
Of all the things to simp for, why Blade and Nyan? I just don't fucking get it, unless its just to help stir shit up.
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>>84524079
Because Nyanko, on his own initiative and completely free of charge, wrote 150 pages of intriguing worldbuilding/lore? And that's cool? A kind of creativity that hasn't been seen on tg in awhile.
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>>84524079
It's mostly to just stir shit up.
Literally, nothing positive happens in these threads outside of new PDFs being posted. And even then it's a coin-flip on the PDF.
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>>84523954
>threatens the thread with legal action
Ah, good 'ole 1120. Solid memories there.
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>>84524099
Then go make a new CYOA for it. Making jumps of in thread fanfiction is a level of namefag worship that is beyond the pale.
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>>84524133
kek
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>>84524137
It will never cease to be funny that it's Blade arguing for this given how often he's been the poster child for bad decisions and shit behavior.
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lmao who cares, BLADE makes like two or three jumps a month. He'll move onto to something less cringe soon enough.
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Didn't we get Tokyo Souls already? We are past the point of making OCs.

Pretty sad and Reddit-tier, but it fits with us.
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We shall see.
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>>84524151
>less cringe
No, more. He constantly finds ways to outcringe himself. Like Creation Jam. Maybe he'll make a jump for Your Cum Won't Last.
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>>84524076
It turns you into Arjuna, that's correct.
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>>84524076
So pretty much the Pandava brothers in the Mahabharata from what I've heard.
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>>84524133
/cyoag/ hates us. They would unfairly discriminate against it just because it's from Jumpchain. It's also related to Jumpchain, so there's no reason for it not to be made here.
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>>84524031
>homegrown IP
Wait, what's this all about?
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>>84524221
It's not related to jumpchain. It's a Legend of Zelda fanfic in the Xianxia genre. Completely rewriting settings to be of a different genre, history and all, is not something that happens in Jumpchain.
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>>84524233
Nyanko wrote more than 100 pages of lore for a Zelda Xianxia setting, and the thread has gone crazy about it ever since.
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>>84522294
Rya is too pure and innocent for that world. How she managed to remain that innocent despite being part of the volcano manor still baffles me, do they just stop talking about the things they do whenever they think she might be in listening range?
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>>84524233
Nyan wrote a Zelda xianxia fanfic and Blade is turning it into a jump. It's as sad an incestuous as you imagine.
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>>84524245
It was literally a setting intended for use with Generic Xianxia. People have frequently used Generic jumps to vsiit either OC settings or settings we don't have a jump for. A few years back, Hero BBS was all the rage for letting people make dozens of custom worlds and magic systems.
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>>84524247
Nah, people were supportive or ignored it for months. Its only now that a jump is being made are people complaining, whether or not its legitimate.
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>>84524267
I meant crazy about it as in they fucking loved it and couldn't stop talking about it. How have you never heard that phrase/idiom?
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>>84524260
And Generics are shitgarbage that shouldn't exist.
If you want a jump, make a jump.
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>>84524267
Nobody gives a shit that Nyan wrote all that. Good on him. It's pushing to turn it into a jump that sticks in the craw and has turned decisive. Blade doesn't care, because anything that gives Blade more internet fame is a good thing. Nyan is the most go along to get along namefag ever, so whatever he may or may not think of it he's not going to give pushback to anyone.

>>84524288
>they fucking loved it and couldn't stop talking about it
I get you're a fanboy, but hyperbole does not help your case. It was nowhere near that popular.
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>>84524293
So now you show your true face, Timmy.
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I bet if I'd made it it would've been ignored.
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>>84524288
I don't remember it being loved. One or two anons talked about it, and people were generally supportive, but it certainly didn't take the thread by storm.
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>>84519376
>>84521978
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Hundred Worlds Anon's Houserules Jump when?
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>>84524305
I imagine you're talking to one of the two people that were big fans of it. That's why we're getting this inflated retelling of events.
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>>84524298
NTA but not liking generics is a common thread position.
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>>84524293
>>84524298
>>84524314
Hilariously enough, BLADE is one of the most vocal critics of Generics. Despite constantly doing worse.
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>>84524245
>Completely rewriting settings to be of a different genre, history and all, is not something that happens in Jumpchain.
??? What the fuck? Are you just entirely ignorant or do you actually think this? There are any number of perks and drawbacks which cause automatic genre changes, Jumpers do it otherwise by blowing up the moon or some stupid shit, the Generic Xianxia jump already allows you to make up whatever setting you want to it

How fucking stupid are you?
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>>84524298
Generics being lazy and mostly bad isn't a new or a very shitposty idea. They always have been divisive.
Also personally the Hero BBS jump always rubbed me the wrong way because the Jumpmaker added all the other Dere OC swords (besides the canon one) because his ""roommate"" was telling him to do it
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>>84524327
I'm fine with the Hero BBS jump, but the dere sword shittery was unbearable and remains a good example of shitty behavior by a jumpmaker.
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>>84524022
>homegrown IP.
It’s basically a fucking sub 100k fanfic holy shit unlodge his cock from your throat.
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>>84524334
The swords are fine.
You know what's shitty jumpmaker behavior?
Not listening to constructive Anon criticism.
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>TLDR: /jc/ is full of contrarian assholes who get pissy anytime someone says they like something
Why don't you do what you wish everyone else would do and stop talking about it then?
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This discussion is pointless. Blade is incapable of reading critiques of his behavior that he does not already agree with. He's going to do it no matter what because Blade wants people to talk about Blade.
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>>84524325
There are only a couple of perks that allow you to change a setting's genre, and none of them are retroactive. There are more drawbacks which change a setting's genre, but they never change the actual mechanics of your build when they do so.
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Hey Shard if I take that Carian Royal capstone perk that makes us super tall am I in the 8 or 9 foot range? I'm assuming Radahn was a massive outlier considering he's like at least twice the height of every other demigod we see
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>>84524245
>>84524143
>>84524133
>>84524253
>>84524296
>>84524357
And what jumps have you made, exactly?

...

That's what I thought.
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>>84524358
>but they never change the actual mechanics of your build when they do so
So you are actually retarded. Jesus Christ, how could you get this wrong? Literally ALL DRAWBACKS change your build mechanics. That's what it means for Drawbacks to supersede perks
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Liking it is fine just quite going over the top and gargling nyanko/blades balls like jesus christ. It’s a fucking home brew without any hard mechanics that’s like a dime a dozen on this board you don’t need to lose your shit like it’s gods gift to fiction you fucking mentally challenged apes.
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>>84524380
>t. contrarian asshole who gets pissy anytime somebody likes anything
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>>84524367
Reddit spacing and "...." shit, you type like a faggot. You're probably too busy sucking Blade's cock to make a jump yourself
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>>84524385
Nah, like whatever the fuck you want just quit being melodramatic cunts.
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>>84524367
Having produced nothing for this god-forsaken 'community', I'm objectively the most justified in criticizing it, as a neutral party with higher standards than the rest of you cretins. BLADE, Nyanko, all jumpmakers really...they should feel ashamed of themselves for making anything at all.
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>>84524392
>ad hom
Wow, I am speechless.
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>>84524365
random anon here, but i'd presume it's like queen Rennala huge.
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>>84524396
NTA, have some self awareness. You basically just said-
>Nah, like whatever the fuck you want, but don't talk about it in front of me because I don't like other people liking things.
This says incredibly bad things about you as a person.
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>all these reddit-tier comments simping for blade and nyanko
should tell you all you need to know, desu senpai
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>>84524416
>You basically just said-
NTA but he literally didn't say that. Retard.
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>>84524416
Talk about it if you want, just stop fucking worshipping it and nyanko/blade like the sun shines out their ass was my point. Are you intentionally being obtuse or does being a retard just come naturally to you?
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>>84524416
There's a difference in discussing a homebrew like some anons have done and right now where they're treating it as God's gift to /jc/. The board makes OC settings every once in a while. Pretending Nyanko's is something special and that we're pissy babies for not appreciating it is bordering on dick sucking.
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>>84524443
>bordering
There's nothing bordering about it. It's full on cock worship.
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>>84524200
Between Gae Buidhe, Logistilla's Tome, and Rule Breaker, would you say that the Tome has the most potent anti-magic? Buidhe seems fairly limited with range and Rule Breaker seems specced into contracts specifically.
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>>84524445
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>>84524443
It’s even worse because it’s not one or both of
>entirely OC
>has hard ttrpg mechanics mapped out
which this bird spits out semi-regularly.
It’s just a fucking fanfic.
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>>84524443
By that vein, isn't wasting time complaining about it instead of talking about something else accomplishing the same thing? Hating and liking something doesn't matter here, you're still giving it attention. You're calling even more attention to it by yelling about it.
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>>84524443
The board, yes >>84523927 . The thread, no. Creative endeavors of this magnitude have occurred maybe a handful of times in the history of Jumpchain, and rarely to such a level of quality.
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>>84524429
>>84524443
>STOP LIKING THINGS YOU CAN'T YOU HAVE TO BE JADED YOU HAVE TO
I don't even like Zelda or Xianxia, I just think you people are fucking pathetic.
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>>84524464
Okay this has got to be shitposting, because I refuse to believe someone types like that naturally without intentionally trying to sound like an obnoxious snob.
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>>84524454
I think it's hard to say as we never really get a good comparison of them working-not working on similar things. Not one I can recall at least. Buidhe doesn't really have impressive feats but it's also meant to be a decently strong NP focused on just that. Logistilla's probably got the biggest showing but it was only against the product of an NP, not an actual big deal effect at the source. We know Rule Breaker was said to not work on NP level stuff but given how that varies for all sorts of things, including stuff way weaker than what RB has worked on, it doesn't mean much.

tldr no clue. I think Rule Breaker looks coolest though.
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>>84524334
If I remember right (and I might not because it's been fucking eons since those threads) the tsundere sword was the original one and one of his tabletop buddies told him it was shit and to remove it. So he helped him write better swords, which I think was when the other shit got put in, the non-anime swords including the dragon one. But then the thread blew a gasket at the removal of the anime sword so he ended up writing it and a bunch of others back in at the thread's request.

So if you hate the anime swords then blame the thread I guess, I guess.
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>>84524473
I literally said fucking like it and talk about it if you want to.
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>>84524487
I blame the thread for a lot of things.
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>>84524487
Jumpmakers should always listen to the thread, but they deserve to be mocked for doing it. Everything is always the jumpmaker's fault
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>>84523853
I'll be honest, I don't remember. Haven't seen the episode since I was a kid. All I remember was the cult leader was of course evil and he tried to have the rangers drowned
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>>84524492
Yeah, while complaining and acting like a passive aggressive asshole. I don't even like it, I just hate you for being one of those faggots who hate it when other people enjoy things.
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>>84524473
Personally, I think people who can't read are pathetic.
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>>84524401
That's what I thought.
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>>84524464
>rarely to such a level of quality.
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>>84523229
String Theory from Worm
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God, if you people hate everything so much why do you even post here? Is there anything that you people are enthusiastic about?
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>>84524503
Oh I’m not being passive aggressive, I’m fully on board with calling out you and others being raging cunts.
>you hate it you hate people enjoying shit
No, I hate people being exaggerating, melodramatic, obsessive pricks.
Enjoy it if you want to.
Talk about it if you want to.
But stop rabidly jerking off over it.
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>>84524527
booba
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>84524527
>84524503
I swear this “no you just hate everything you can’t legitimately dislike this thing” tantrum is becoming more and more common.
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>>84524531
I concur.
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>>84524547
It's a general rise in the attitude of "No, you don't ACKSHUALLY disagree with me. You just don't REALLY understand and if it were explained then you would agree with me 100%."
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>>84524528
Stop saying
>No, I hate people being exaggerating, melodramatic, obsessive pricks
You hate people enjoying things. That's all there is here, you're calling it whatever the fuck you need to so you can feel more justified about it, but all this comes down to is you hating other people talking about something because they like it and feeling the need to bitch.

You say, 'talk about it if you want to' and then follow it up with 'don't talk about it if you actually want to talk about it though, I hate that', because you're a fucking piece of shit with no shred of joy in your life.
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>>84524556
As someone who holds the position that these whiny assholes have no positive emotions in their souls; no, I don't think these people can be made to understand, nor do I want them to. I just want them to shut up and suffer in silence.
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>>84524566
>>84524580
See I’m not sure if this is shitposting or the kind of mental illness someone coming in from reddit sb or discord would actually have.
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>>84524590
I vote for the latter.
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>>84524527
Wrath was great. I'm almost through with my playthrough so I'm going to start my build then. I think I fucked myself out of the Ascension ending.
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>>84524443
to be fair, it's some pretty dang good worldbuilding. some of the best i've ever seen, but then i'm a pleb so you should take my enthusiasm with a grain of salt.
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THIS IS THE PRESSED PIECE OF LAMINATED PAPER THAT IS USED IN THE PLAYING CARD GAME KNOWN AS YU-GI-OH, COLLOQUIALLY KNOWN AS POT OF GREED. IT PERMITS ME TO CONTRACT MY ARM MUSCLES TO MOVE MY HARD OVER TO MY RIGHT SIDE AND WITH MY FINGERS MOVE AGAINST THE FORCE OF GRAVITY TO LIFT TWO ADDITIONAL BUT SEPARATE PRESSED PIECES OF LAMINATED PAPER KNOWN AS "CARDS" FROM THE TABLE TO PLACE THEM INTO THE COLLECTION OF CARDS IN MY OTHER HAND WHICH IS ITSELF KNOWN AS MY "HAND," A DIFFERENT FROM SEPARATE TERM WHICH DOESN'T REFER TO MY PHYSICAL BIOLOGICAL HAND BUT INSTEAD IS A EUPHEMISM FOR THE COLLECTION OF LAMINATED CARDS WHICH MY BIOLOGICAL HAND IS CURRENTLY HOLDING.
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Nyanko or BLADE could just tell some of them to cut it out and it would pretty quickly filter out how much of it is shitposting. But they won’t, because they enjoy it.
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>>84524601
Wrath isn't good, what's wrong with you?
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>>84524590
>mental illness someone coming in from reddit sb or discord would actually have
It's absolutely this
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>>84524566
>You don't mean X when you say X, you mean Y
Go back to Twitter.
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>>84524560
I don't like how wet that mouth looks.
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>>84524610
She literally did, see >>84515237 . Stop blaming BLADE and Nyanko for the actions of a couple shitposters.
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>>84524590
>>84524617
>mental illness someone coming in from reddit sb or discord would actually have
NTA, you mean common sense? You know, because uhhhhh you can't possibly think that 4chan of all places has anyone with a coherent mental state.
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>>84524560
...a vore artist drew this, didn't they?
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>>84524632
Nyanko is a girl? That explains a lot actually.
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>>84524632
>She
Some of you think nyanko is a chick? If so that would explain some of the ass kissing going on.
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>>84524634
>Inb4 'No, obviously I am the only person in the world who understands how things really work, it's the f*males who are wrong'
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>>84524634
Holy shit it really is just a tourist.
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Dunno why people are acting like it's weird for a work of fanfiction to be better than the actual source IP. Just look at RWBY.
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What are you dorks even arguing about.
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>>84524634
So to you normal equals=only polar opposites allowed? You’re either worshipping this or you hate everything and all fun and everyone? Because a more moderate viewpoint isn’t allowed? Yeah I’m calling discordfag that spends their free time on Twitter.
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>>84524669
Nyanko made a custom cultivation system using zelda lore or something.
Blade made a jump about it.
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>>84524671
Seriously, grow some self awareness. There's room for shades of gray in the real world, but this if 4chan. You're not a real person, you're just a mindless animal full of hatred.
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>>84524668
>nyanko’s short xianxia homebrew is better than LoZ
Holy fucking shit you cannot be real you’re fucking with us right.
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>>84524630
>>84524637
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>>84524668
Are you comparing The Legend of Zelda, one of the largest and most successful video game franchises of all time, to RWBY, a shitty webtoon with scraped together voice acting whose soul died years ago?
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>>84524696
Enjoy your vacation
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>>84524692
Go back. Like, why are you even here. Do you enjoy jerking off over your supposed moral superiority or something?
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>>84524696
>84524566
Image is kinda scuffed, its hurting my eyes with the fuzziness
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>>84524699
Bet.
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>>84524706
Chromatic aberration is a cancer upon the internet and I for one am in favor of death squads coming to the homes of everyone who employs it.
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>>84524713
I never watch Black Entertainment Television and neither should you
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>>84524684
Wait, made?
Wait thought he was still making it?
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>>84524699
>>84524713
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>>84524693
>>84524697
Zelda was never considered amazing for its story. That was always passable, or decent at best. Nor its worldbuilding, which is usually skin-deep. It was a combination of pioneering a lot of game design elements, having an amazing atmosphere, memorable characters, and good music that makes it so beloved. And nostalgia. It's not even close to beyond the pale for fanfiction to eclipse it in either field.
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>>84524704
I'm here because I've always been here. I'm a native. I just have more self awareness than you do. It's only in your imagination that Redditors bother to come here. They don't want to come here, we're a fucking cesspool. Learn to hate yourself instead of the world around you, it'll make you a better person.
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>>84524722
Dont fucking know, maybe he made it maybe its WIP. I dont care about loz or xianxia so I havent been following.
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>>84524696
Well that's a thing innit.
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>>84524728
>Learn to hate yourself instead of the world around you, it'll make you a better person.
Self-loathing doesn't make you a better person, retard.
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>>84524728
What the fuck are you on, unironically seek help, take meds, whatever. Because if you’re not just spewing shit you have a problem.
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>>84524736
>I dont care about loz or xianxia so I havent been following.
That can't be true. Earlier anon said everyone loved it, praised it, and couldn't stop talking about it. Clearly you are mistaken.
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>>84524693
If he's the same guy as a few threads ago, he's completely serious.

>>84524697
>>84499240
>>84499399
>>84499888

This is the guy working on jumps for Nioh and SMT Nocturne, btw.
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>>84524728
You legitimately need help
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>>84524748
No, I'm probably the only one here who legitimately needs no mental help
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>>84524726
You’re actually fucking arguing that it’s better than the loz franchise holy shit this is actually a stance you’re taking. Please for the love of god reply with something very obviously shitposting because I desperately hope there’s no one that genuinely 100% thinking this what the fuck.
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>>84524760
Hi Timmy.
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>>84524756
I hope that anon was just shitposting
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I'm not insane! You are the crazy ones! Not me!
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>>84524728
>Learn to hate yourself instead of the world around you, it'll make you a better person
Therapy. Now.
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>>84524760
Okay, glad we can write off the “everyone that says anything bad about anything just hates everything” stuff as actual unironic schizoid posting.
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>>84524763
I didn't say it's better as a whole. But in terms of worldbuilding? Why are you acting like worldbuilding was ever the appeal or focus of the Zelda franchise? They change the world every game.

This goes for a lot of classic franchises, like Stars Wars and Terminator. Them being generally good doesn't mean they're flawless in every category.
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>>84524792
>This goes for a lot of classic franchises, like Stars Wars and Terminator.
You’ve never once touched extended material have you.
>watches movies
>never touches books or comics
>claim fanfic has better worldbuilding
Okay.
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>>84524773
Unironically, do some introspection and you'll realize you're a horrible person with massive personal flaws and you'll understand that I'm right, you should hate yourself.
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>now he's brought Star Wars and Terminator into the fold
I wonder how deep this hole's going to end up?
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>>84524801
For every great novel in the EU, there were 20 pieces of fanfic-level garbage.
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INT builds best builds.
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>>84524802
Nah.
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Yeah this has been hilarious and sorta morbidly fascinating to watch these two (I think) fall over themselves shitposting or being unironically mentally ill but I’m gonna catch some sleep.
>>84524803
Here’s a bonedude classic for your enjoyment.
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>>84524801
Nta but spinoffs, reboots, prequels, and sequels are almost universally bad. AtLA and DCAU comics are particularly egregious examples.
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>>84524803
No one is safe from his Nyanko simping. No one.
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>>84524814
>Not Belief+Imagination
Don't forget, you can pick two stats in TS.
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>this entire thread
Y'all are a bunch of snowflakes and this is why we have so many shitposters. If people enjoy things, let them enjoy it.
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>>84524833
The only people who complain about gatekeeping are those the gate is meant to keep out.
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>>84524833
>pretending to be impartial
>not a new IP
>snowflakes
Lmao.
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>>84523970

IIRC, in D&D there's a disease that makes you super-angry and boosts your strength. It will also make you stronger over time, and in the same book there was a prestige class that allowed you to get infected but suffer no negative effects of a disease. So your strength would keep ramping up with no limit.

Can't remember the exact source of it, sadly.
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>>84524833
>Inb4 'You can enjoy things, just stop talking about them positively'
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>just letting people enjoy things
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But what if they enjoy the WRONG thing, anon?
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>>84524833
Yeah this whole thing isn’t about people enjoying it or not, it’s them going over the top with screaming to everyone how much they enjoy it. Also
>not a new ip
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You have eyes but cannot see Mt. Tai.
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>>84524865
Oh yeah? Well you eyes but can't open them, chink.
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>>84524826
I hate this guy but I fucking love his suit
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>>84524456
Wasn't there an SMT demon that looked like that?
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>>84524865
You ever wonder why people in xianxia settings say this when mnt tai doesnt exist in their settings?
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>>84524852
Can you actually point out what posts you're even talking about? Because it really doesn't seem like it's that vocal.
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>>84524891
Probably the same reason why a lot of characters in Western works say "Jesus Christ" in worlds where Christianity was never a thing: Cultural inertia, and a lack of thought towards addressing unconscious choices.
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>>84524901
It's because to him even saying 'it's not terrible, I guess' is like yelling in his year that it's the greatest thing ever. He'll make any excuse to rationalize his hatred of everything
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>>84524901
Don't bother. Timmy hates any semblance of creativity or productivity. If people are actually doing something interesting with their creative energies, he'll drown whole threads in his screeching.
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>>84524616
Wrath is super good. Just ask Asura.
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>>84524650
Now I have a reason to visit Star Wars.
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>>84524830
I know. I just don't have a locked second choice.
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Interesting how the vocal anti-BLADE/anti-Nyanko posting gets more intense when Valeria's here. Just as their popularity increases and hers is waning. And we know that she has at least 3 IPs from which to make posts less than a minute apart.

>>84524044
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>>84524200
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What the hell happened here? You guys ok? I hope next thread is better.
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>>84524833
This is 4chan. Sincere appreciation of anything or anyone is not welcome here.
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>>84524803
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8dimiDrdSk
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test
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>>84525014
>Deltatroon
Go back, Digger.
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>>84524885
I don't think the whistle goes all that well with everything else but that's probably just me. Btw did you know Made in Abyss is getting a game this year?
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>>84524983
Are you okay Timmy? Those posts are not 'less than a minute apart'
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>>84524699
mods and jannies are kinda shit right now it looks like
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>>84524992
I just got here too, but I hope they turn on Gohan next.
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>>84525027
They're not. But they all have different IPs. Which means she could easily make multiple posts less than a minute apart, without even having to turn her trip off.
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>>84524995
Hi timmy
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>>84525026
I did not know that but that makes me very interested.
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>>84525029
Gohan may not have become the best fighter but he fucking won in life.
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>>84525031
That's not how it works
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>>84525044
Stop feeding him.
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>>84525042
Getting the living shit beaten out of you to establish the next villain and your own father’s next level of advancement isn’t winning at life.
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>>84525049
Yeah, it kind of is.
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>>84525044
It literally is, anon. Outright lying about reality isn't doing you any favors.
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Reminder that the only reason Gohan and other characters didn't take the protag position in later arcs of DBZ is literally because readers shat themselves in fury at the thought of Goku not being Number 1, and Toriyama was shooketh in his boots.

Cuckiyama.
Nuff said.
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>>84525042
I'm pretty sure Krillin beat him, actually. His wife didn't become a shell of her former self, and he's got a job where he gets to dab on criminals all day and get considered a hero by his coworkers.

Considering Gohan had that whole Saiyaman phase, the fact that Krillin's the one considered a hero by the police force is especially bad.
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>>84525071
Krillin gets cucked tho, cuz 18 has more emotional rapport with 17 and shows obvious affection to 17.
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>>84525058
It/s weird that you associate losing fights as a central point of your existence with winning at life, but okay.
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Why can't you just let Dragonball die with Toriyama. He didn't care about Dragonball, why do you care about Dragonball more than he ever did
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>>84525068
but that means holding real people accountable for their actions
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>>84525079
I don't remember how the rest of that goes. Wasn't it some guy on /a/ who had the emotional depth of a goldfish not understanding what a familial relationship looked like? Did that become a copypasta? Feels like it was so long ago now.
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>>84525079
Well, they're brother and sister. I would hope they have a good relationship.
18 still loudly cheers for Krillin and 17 is apparently also married and has a kid, though we never see them. It's not like they're fingering each others' buttholes in the middle of the tournament.

Anons bring this up semi often and I legit don't get why it's considered weird that siblings get along.
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>>84525104
It's /jc/, these people don't even know what a relationship with a pet should look like, let alone an actual human connection on any level
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>>84525104
There are a lot of stories here of siblings hating each other.
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>>84525115
That's actually quite sad.
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>>84525104
>It's not like they're fingering each others' buttholes in the middle of the tournament.
>he doesn't even know
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Shouldn't Irae and Avesta get thrown together in a Shinza folder?
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>>84525049
Dude had a good wife and a cute kid. He won.

>>84525071
Krillin won mkre than anyone yes.
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>>84525104
I fucking despise my sister dude, she’s an actual awful human being.
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>>84525119
>"Grand padre what are those two robots doing?"
>"NO LORD ZENO DON'T LOOK"
>"It is too late, padre, I have seen everything."
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>>84525128
You aren't better. You're on 4chan, recognize your own failures.
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>>84525132
Um, ackchyually, they're cyborgs.
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>>84525146
>pronouns
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>>84525104
>Anons bring this up semi often and I legit don't get why it's considered weird that siblings get along.

No clue, I get along with my brother great.
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>>84525092
Tori was the one that brought it back into relevance with the anorexic cat and Super.
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>>84525151
>nouns
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>>84525144
Oh I’m fully aware I’m anti social and not good with people, but at least irl I’m actually something of a decent person. Sorry you need to cope by brushing everyone else as the same as you.
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>>84525104
Memes, in the original sense of the term. No, really. They're so inundated in all this "everyone is trying to steal your girl" nonsense that they see everything through that lens. You ever met someone who's really only familiar with one or two franchises and compares everything to those? That's a more benign version of the phenomenon you're witnessing here.
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>>84525158
>
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>>84525170
The gods are bastards
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>>84525172
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>>84525104
Only childs that become incestfags after getting their brains rotten by Oreimo clones and push their fetish into every sibling relationship.
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>>84525170
Victim Girls. Practical Guide to Evil. Hypno App Fantasia.
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>>84525170
Sailor Moon.
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>>84525170
The day the Vertexes came(Yuki Yuna scenario). Shinju-sama and Tanya VS Being X's Vertexes.
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>>84525170
Victoria II.
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>>84524405
How tall is she exactly? I've only ever seen her sitting down or floating in the air. She's around 9ft right? Or taller?
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>>84525111
Remember what they did to Sock?
Poor Iganon, shall never look at his Cat the same way again.
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>>84525185
>The gods are bastards
Tell me more about it.

>>84525199
>Practical Guide to Evil
Was actually considering this.
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>>84525197
Someone remind me what anime had a character say something like this. Only people with no siblings have a sibling fetish.
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>>84525302
His cumsock
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Reject Monados. Become Heropon. Heropon bestest.
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>>84521188
Based Chronoposter
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>>84524668
>look at RWBY
Lol, dude there isn't a single RWBY fanfic that is actually a good story. Certainly none of them are better than canon which by itself is incredibly mediocre.

and no you enjoying some smut doesen't mean it's better.
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>>84525170

World of Warcraft.
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>>84525332
Why would I be a Heropon when I can instead build a robot waifu that loves me and calls me Masterpon?
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>>84525445
Tora was unbelievably based.
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>>84525332
Sorry, I can't hear you over the whooshing of my laser sword.
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>>84525265
dunno. in phase two of her fight it sorta seems like the player's head comes up to like where her bellybutton would be?
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>>84525385
B-But muh gamer fic with self-insert Jaune
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>>84525385
>Certainly none of them are better than canon
Is it copium or just denial?
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>why it's considered weird that siblings get along.
I'd be surprised if there was a single overriding reason. Some of it will be down to general personality clashes which can happen between any two people, so eventually it'll hit siblings. Another source is fiction bleed, family conflict is free bonus drama which is drawn on regularly.
It could also be shitty parents pitting their children against each other, either deliberately (because they're manipulative asshats) or accidentally (due to blatant favoritism).
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>>84525519
NO you don't UNDERSTAND. Fanfiction is always better than canon because fans always understand the characters more. Also, fanfiction usually includes [thing]. Everyone loves [thing], which is why they all talk about it on [social media app]. If writers weren't SHIT they'd include [thing] in IP, but they don't so fans have to do it and that's why fanfiction is always better.

You CANNOT disagree with this. CANNOT.
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>>84525553
In the case of RWBY, this post is unironically true.
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>>84525553
Didn't even properly bind this strawman together, it's just a loose bale
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>>84525519
It’s called bait anon.
And you fell for it.
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So how's you guys's chains going? Interesting things happening?

Post your last build and writing you made, even if it's incomplete!
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>>84525553
Dude, we're talking about RWBY here. Also why do you jump to such extreme hyperbole? You're acting like the opposing position is "All fanfiction is better," which is a ridiculous strawman of the actually argued point which is a denial of "None of them are better."
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>>84525553
A person that's capable of creating good fiction creates original fiction.
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>>84525464
building your perfect waifu is so much more satisfying then collecting them out in the wild and you don't have to deal with annoying things like clashing personality's
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>>84525553
Paramount's Halo series is proof that you're wrong.
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>>84525635
Paramount's Halo series is just a Mass Effect Fanfiction with a Halo coat of pain
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>>84525630
Exactly.
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>>84525619
Mostly organizing my undead armies.
Also reactionary drills - what to do in case I'm not able to command, guerilla and terror tactics, things of that nature.
Sure I'm probably not going to die anytime soon, but its better to have a contingency than not.
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Why can't I picture vampires as anything but scrawny people?
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>>84525619
>checks writing
>unfinished to the point where like only the first chapter can actually stand on its own (and that's the weakest)
I don't want to.
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>>84525648
Naaah.
Chief getting his brain-chip removed is obviously an attempt at ripping off Star Wars.
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>>84525305
>Tell me more about it.
nta but basically there's a magic university that teaches students how to be adventurers and shit but the world is basically in a magitech revolution (think the end of the old west, but with magic) and a lot of people think the days of 'adventurers' is long gone. They are very very wrong. Gods also exist and tend to be actively interventionalist, in fact if there is a Paladin going around that means that person is quite literally a "chosen one" of whatever deity they represent and has a direct line to their respective god. The main story follows the events surrounding the most recent class of freshman at the magic adventurer university, which includes 2 paladins, a pirate princess, a demon-possessed aristocrat pacifist, a dryad (direct daughter of the primordial goddess of nature), a fairy that isn't as dumb as a 4 year old and that somehow figured out how to use arcane magic (which should be impossible since fairies are heavily aligned towards fey magic), and a half-demon dude who honestly kind of sucks compared to literally everyone else in his freshman class and is well aware of it.
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>>84525692
Because you were expecting a scrawny vampire. BUT IT WAS I, DIO!
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>>84525648
>>84525635
I have no idea why you'd watch that piece of shit. I mean, after Amazon completely fucked up Wheel of Time and with everything that's leaked about LotR it's obvious that there is zero chance of an existing IP being turned into something that is either good or faithful to the source material, let alone both.
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[Daughters of Khaine redux, jump #199]

>Previously on The Morathi Show: http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/83664314/#83670378

Blood, darkness and death. In the grim darkness of the Mortal Realms, nothing was sacred and there were no constants except these three bleak reminders of the brutality and insignificance of life as it was jostled between the maws of feckless gods. This wasn't the future I had chosen, but it was the future I had to deal with as I navigated the machinations of an evil monster older than this horrific parody of the world I had once defended.

"Aenarion~" whined Morathi, skipping merrily across the battlefield as she tugged on my hand.
"What"
"AENARION~". So cunning and well-versed in manipulation was she that if I didn't know better, I'd almost suspect her dulcet tones were genuinely trying to get me to lighten up and have fun with her.
"WHAT"
"Stop ignoring me~" she pleaded, nuzzling me with her thundercloud of ebon locks as if I would ever fall for such petty tricks.
"Your schemes avail you not, witch" I grumbled. "So...are we going to just ignore the fact that the undead are sieging Har Kuron?"
"Aenarion, not only is it a LOVELY day for a picnic, not only is Har Kuron so loaded to the gills with Varanite that laying siege to us is hilariously futile, but once you get a good look at who the enemy commander is I PROMISE you'll understand why I'm not taking this seriously at all!" she said.

The enemy commander turned out to be one Kurdoss Valentian, a man who in life had made the classic mistake of being cruel, treacherous, ambitious-and a devout worshipper of Sigmar /in Nagash's domain/. For the crime of being perfect crony material but worshipping the wrong god, Nagash endowed him with great power but made him the Mortarch Lady Olynder's glorified busboy, and sealed his voice from saying anything negative about his situation.

1/5
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>>84525759
>Though this task had been entrusted to him, Valentian had still been barred from leading the assault on Har Kuron. It was one more indignity to endure, one more barb. It needled at him. Everything needled at him. He could not even remember if such stemmed from Nagash's curse, or whether he had always been so testy. The blasting peak of a horn, echoing through the darkness of the vault, did nothing to soothe his temper
>'Another fine kill!' Cackled one of the ghostly heralds hovering around Valentian's throne, raising its horn again to let out another deafening blare. He had never learnt their names. He simply tried to ignore their constant veiled taunts and backhanded jibes.
>'Another glorious glorious execution, delivered by those in service to the Master of Knaves!'
>'Yet, I wonder,' the second spirit murmured, its rasping voice dripping with a false curiosity. 'Why is our lordly Usurper not there to preside over his victory?'
>'The Craven King simply plays to his strengths,' the first answered. 'He hides away, and lets others endure the peril for him!' Now both of the spirits were cackling, again, their shrieks filling the silence. Valentian did not respond, instead wheezing in agitation as the pool showed a banshe banished by an aelf-forged javelin.

>The chill light that gew behind Valentian, and how it sent his twin tormentors darting for the shadows, did nothing to settle his mood. For once, Lady Olynder glided closer without ceremony.

>'Beloved,' it was almost impressive how much vitriol the Mortarch could infuse into one word. Kurdoss was forbidden from saying anything that was not in support of his Queen. He said nothing. Olynder soon continued. 'If it were me, I would have already ground this city's defenders to ashes.'

"Seriously, just...look at this man. I don't even want to kill him anymore. He suffers more as he is than he would falling at my hand" said Morathi cheerfully.

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>>84525771
"...what the hell was Sigmar doing while he was kinslaying but also technically crusading in his name?" I said, trying to imagine how bad Sigmar's PR was that there could be any interpretation of his faith that could support these actions.

"Trusting Nagash to take care of business, I imagine. Did you know he considers Nagash an old friend just because Nagash went senile and helped him smash some big monsters?" she said, as she laid out two sandwiches (of evil) and spread jam on them (which had probably been somehow infused with the souls of screaming sacrifices) and passed out the scones (which probably had her blood rubbed into the flour).

As we watched Valentian submit hatefully to his 3PM ghost-dick flattening session, and then being pegged by Olynder's strap-on of cursed bone, Morathi deceitfully laid her head on my shoulder and insidiously caressed me as she diabolically fluttered her eyelashes. My mind drifted back to the Battle of Liar's Spine, in which Be'lakor had raised a great host of daemons hoping to conquer Ulgu as his own

Naturally (I thought, as Morathi dozed menacingly on my shoulder), he had tried to divide Malekith and Morathi against each other by sending spies and turncoats to claim Malekith intended to sacrifice Morathi's territories to preserve his own. But they were one step ahead of the whole ploy. Right as his forces committed themselves to the Ulgurothi host as the Khainites had withdrawn, Morathi's forces rallied to attack his forces in their flanks. Scholars recorded the fact that Be'lakor had been forced to retreat, but not what had happened right after that assault.

"Mother, I want you to know even though our foe is a daemon, this is cruel and unusual punishment!" he'd shouted as he locked blades with the Dark Master.

"NO ONE escapes my feminisation curses!" she'd shrieked in return.

"No!" shrieked Be'lakor, "Not again! NEVER AGAIN!"

3/5
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>>84525740
>it's obvious that there is zero chance of an existing IP being turned into something that is either good or faithful to the source material, let alone both.
Arcane.
No one expected a LoL adaptation to be good but it's been widely praised.
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>>84525692
You must broaden your horizons.
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>>84525740
I wanted to have hope.

I wanted to believe we'd actually get something good.
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Why Master Chief have sex with a POW in their holding cell
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But it was too late. The Dark Master had squealed like a pig as Morathi slithered up behind him. He'd wriggled like a rat in a trap as her scorpion-like tail had parted his ebon buttcheeks. And he'd let out an increasingly high-pitched scream of despair as she'd pumped her corruptive venom into his shadowy depths, his hips widening and his chest expanding, his tongue lolling out from the pleasure of being warped into something like an overgrown daemonette. Again.

"We make a great team, son" Morathi had said happily, as the reborn Bitch'lakor howled and wept at being pegged without mercy by her tail. "I'm glad to have you in my life" she'd sad as her serpent hair lashed Bitch'lakor's neck with hickies, "and I'm sure your father is just as proud of how far you've come in your career" she'd said as she'd forced warpstone piercings on Bitch'lakor's nipples.

"That's it. I've had it up to here with...whatever this is" Malekith had said dropping his sword in disgust and leaving in a huff. "I'm going home to have a long, cold shower. I hope father forces you to take one too"

"Ooooooouh, showering with Aenarion~" Morathi had mused, distracted enough to let Be'lakor escape screaming into the Warp, where over the centuries she would discover the curse was truly immutable.

"Aenarion, do you want a crumpet~" crooned Morathi sadomasochistically, bringing me back to reality.

"I'm talking to one right now" I muttered. It was at that moment the ceiling of Morathi's palace was broken, her serpentine Shadow Queen self screaming at the sky incoherently about Kragnos. And sighing, Morathi reluctantly ended the picnic so we could go home and find out what she was mewling about this time.

"I broke a nail!" she was screeching. "I broke a nail whipping Kragnos into the far reaches of Ghur!"
"The...the big earthquake-causing dragon ogre everyone won't stop talking about?"
"The very same!" she wailed.

4/5
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>>84525738
Don't look at what Araki draws DIO as right now.
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>>84525795
because they're taking all the memes of Chief and Arbiter being butt-buddies and
1) making the Arbiter a female human for obvious romance points
2) trying to humanize the strictly alien coalition that is the Covenant
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I watched the big snake form of Morathi throw the kind of tantrum only someone used to spending every waking moment winning, winning and winning some more could muster while Morathi-Lileath desperately tried to stop her from smashing more of the palace and Morathi-Khaine advanced on a...wait, was that /a fucking Isengard spawning pit/?

"Morathi, what the hell is that thing?" I demanded.

"Oh, I was meaning to tell you about this new project of mine!" said Morathi-Khaine eagerly. "Do you know how this creature first came into being? She was an elf once, taken by the dark powers, tortured and mutilated. A ruined and terrible form of life. And now...perfected. My High Gladiatrix"

"Morathi, are...are you actually going to peg this dragon-ogre thing to death?" I asked flatly, peering at what lay within as it cracked it's whip. "Because I can't tell whether this thing you've made wants to fight or fuck"

"Maybe, we'll see how she fares against the dead first" she said evasively. "But mostly I am making the point that I am VERY SMART and DEADLIER than some upjumped, barely divine cretin!"

"Over a chipped. Nail. Wow, I can't imagine how pissed you'd be if you were weak enough to take actual damage. Actually why didn't you just...do what he did before I pointed out that eating the remains of powerful monsters, snorting realmstone like crack cocaine and bewitching orks-"

"-ahem, orruks-"

"-ORKS into seeing you as some sort of krump-goddess is exactly the kind of thing you'd do anyway?"

"Because, Aenarion" she said, pressing herself up against me. Devillishly. "I don't want to do this alone. I want us to hunt him down like the pathetic kine he is, as a FAMILY. And then I'm going to rip his heart out so we can enjoy the sacrificial energies of it together. Because I love you!"

And then she hugged me, forcing her fat snake tats in my face in what was clearly a calculated act of manipulation and corruption.

5/5
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>>84524723
Penus Flytrap :)
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>>84525806
The idea of a human being raised from infancy in the Covenant is fucking absurd on so many levels. Is she at least kept a secret from the broader Covenant?
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>>84525619
I was thinking about doing a chain where Soul Eater's Excalibur and Jumpchan are Jumper's parents and continue to be their parents in every jump.

I'm not sure how cursed the idea is.
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>>84525817
Nope.
She is, in fact, a very high-ranking individual in the Covenant.
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>>84522287
>>84522297
>>84522319
What did Galahad do?
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>>84525784
Foreign made and in production for six years. Meaning it was insulated against the current trend of shit American media.

>>84525794
It won't get better until the people in charge of those IPs start losing money egregiously. That means not buying tickets, subscriptions, or watching it in any way that is trackable. Yes, piracy is trackable. HBO monitored GOT's pirated views and included that into their success metrics.

Stop watching that shit.
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>>84525692
Vampires are seducers by nature, so even strong male vampires are often designed as either pretty boys or nobles, not physical laborers.
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>>84525822
what the fuck
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>>84525817
It makes complete sense when you understand that the showrunners and writers haven't played HALO, aren't aware of or interested in the lore, and proudly announce those facts like they're accomplishments.
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>>84525826
>Stop watching that shit.
No
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>>84525784
Arcane went into production before Trump won in 2016 and caused every leftist and content creator to lose their shit.
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>>84525806
>This is obviously just sarcasm-
>>84525817
>>84525822
>>84525835
Tell me you're joking. Do not tell me that a HUMAN is a command authority in the COVENANT.
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>>84525843
Then embrace nuHollywood and all it entails.
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>>84525848
They have MC take off his helmet in view of the camera in episode 1. They don't care about respecting the series lore - they are just using names and iconography to bolster sales.
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>>84525845
>before Trump won
2024 bitches
woop woop
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>>84525848
She also has story time where she reads human myths and stories to other senior members of the Covenant.

No.

No I am not kidding.
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>>84525635
I think that actually proves the opposite because none of those people are fans.
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>>84525861
I don't even particularly follow halo lore but that's just disrespectful.
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do you ever kind of get board of large harems? keeping track of a bunch of people you only care about because there hot sounds kind of tiring
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You would literally be the spawn of another guy's sword. A guy who is so absurdly retarded that his sword came to life SPECIFICALLY to call him an idiot.

So it's fairly up there as far as cursed ideas go.

Not as cursed as waifu-ing Morathi unironically though.
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>>84525889
That's why you just make robots and turn them off when they get boring.
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>>84525889
Honestly yeah?
Don't do massive harems usually with my Jumper.
Usually they just pick up one wife or a few very close partners.
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>>84525848
Oh it gets worse.

She and Chief are the only Reclaimers now. They're the only ones able to unlock Forerunner technology instead of all of humanity, and that's why she's so high-ranking. And everyone knows they're WMDs, Covvies included.
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Abandons Mashu, crippling her as a Servant, and blames you on the Cosmos in the Lostbelt events for not lying down and dying in front of Goetia. Despite the fact that, y'know, he had apparently supported Mashu DURING her fight with Goetia while giving no indication of his opposition to the matter.

Basically demands you fix "your own mess" while simultaneously being hyped up by both himself and the story as the most perfectest purest knight ever-and has vowed to continued being an uppity little bitch who has to be forced by command spells to help.

>>84525619
I think this line from The Goonhammer perfectly sums up my reaction to the fact that the latest Daughters of Khaine's battletome has changed nearly nothing meaningful about them yet has fancy new cover art.

>I confess this book is…baffling in its existence.
>The only question is, if the army is still basically the same, why a new book?

This translates into me writing that same confused irritation into my chain while Morathi is taking me on a picnic.

>>84525889
They're not harems, they're staff divisions. I just train up the scantily clad women hanging around my places of power in administration, accounting, sorcery and other useful tasks so they can do productive things in the name of order while shaking their butts at me for primitive organic reasons.
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>>84525861
I heard that the reason he first removed his helmet was because a guy threatened to shoot him if he didn't. He removed his armor.... because a gun was pointed at him.
Why are most bad adaptations also full of shit writing? They don't have to go hand in hand and yet they so often do.
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Is Exalted combat really just trading perfect defenses until someone runs out of Essence and dies? Because that sounds boring as hell.
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>>84525911
>muh chosen ones
You know how I know the writers of that crap haven't ever read a fucking book and were raised on shitty movies and tv shows?
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>>84525918
No, because Perfect Defenses never turn off, since scene length is arbitrarily decided by the Storyteller and those don't actually exist in the setting, so basically it's just standing around for eternity.
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>>84525889
No because any Jumper I make that has a large harem wouldn't give a shit about them enough to include them in anything important. I have no idea why you'd bother keeping track of them for the purposes of a chain if you're already writing someone disrespectful enough to fuck multiple people in front of them.
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>>84525918
Nobody ever played paranoia combat for long because it was boring, it only existed for one edition, and in-universe doesn't actually exist. So no.
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>>84525867
>Let's just let this walking security risk near the holy relics that will ping off her presence and reveal the massive secret we've hidden for years that is the reason for our genocidal holy war against her race and that if revealed would discredit either the entire religion that forms the backbone of our society or "merely" our specific regime that's using it as a basis for lawful governance
Oh fucking boy.
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>>84525912
>Abandons Mashu, crippling her as a Servant
Except he didn't, actually read the Lostbelt Prologue/Anastasia
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>>84525898
>He can't turn off normal people when he gets bored of them
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>>84525918
pretty much. white wolf cant make good game mechanics
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u26nHIB9wV4
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>>84525949
>E;R
nice
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>>84525929
Where the fuck do you get a scene long PD? the ones I know only last either one attack or one turn.
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>>84525889
I got up to 24 jumps in one chain where I filled up an eight companion harem on jump one and kept going. Making builds for nine people at a time became tedious in the end, although I think it did help me practice writing scenes with many actors. Overall I wouldn't do it again because it was more trouble than it was worth.
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>>84525937
So what stops people from spamming PDs?
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>>84525949
Jumpchain?
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>>84523130
I want to fuck that girl in the background.
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>>84525914
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u26nHIB9wV4
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>>84525958
Either lack of them or lack of reason to. Despite what the memes will tell you perfect defences as a one-stop solution only thrived in an un-erratad part of an edition where they were so cheap it rendered other defensive charms pretty worthless.
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>>84525958
Nothing, besides the fact that it's bad gameplay. That's why Exalted is unfun and no one likes it
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>>84525958
The built-in Flaws and the fact they cost a decent chunk of essence post-errata. They're not permanent buffs, they're more like panic buttons when someone throws a big anime attack combo at you.
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>>84525940
That's the thing, the rings aren't seen as some holy relic for the Great Journey anymore. The Covenant know they're weapons. It's not explained how.

>>84525922
And the coup de grace on that one?

The reason the Order 66 thing happened where every Spartan except Chief and one other one gets hijacked due to their emotional inhibitor chips (which not only inhibits emotions but removes memories, which those two escaped because Chief and her removed their chips years ago... for some reason) is because Cortana freaked the fuck out at Chief and the Arbiter-expy fucking each other and got kicked out of the UNSC. So she's hijacking the Spartans to be her personal attack force and hoping to make Chief lead them to the Halo rings. To forcibly evolve humanity. For some reason.

Everything goes to shit literally because an AI got NTRed.
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>>84525914
>he first removed his helmet was because a guy threatened to shoot him if he didn't. He removed his armor.... because a gun was pointed at him.
Are you fucking joking?
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I wish to impregnate Mashu.
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>>84525944
He did, it's why she needed to get a suit to replicate her old powers.
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>>84525983
>They're not permanent buffs
Wrong, they last for ever outside the game because Scene's aren't a thing that ends in real life. Scene Long Perfects never end.
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>>84525995
Mash looks silly with all that. Especially the VR helmet.
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>>84525944
>Moonlight/Lostroom
...in which he kicks around Guda's Servants when they try to make him do his feckin' job?
>Anastasia
I feel like you're splitting hairs here when he's refusing to lend his power such that she needs machinery to get back to anything approaching her old level. I consider that crippling, especially in a fight to save the world, whether or not she can recover her own power over time somehow. Galahad can go fuck himself with his own stupid table-shield, and I hope he ends up being eaten by ORT while realising he's worse than Lancelot.

>>84525918
The game was written in a long tradition of people who would much rather tell you a story than write a game with decent mechanics, yeah. "Rocket tag" was a big problem of the 1e/2e system.
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>>84525986
In Chiefs defense, the gun was being held by his stunning and brave female POC coprotagonist. It obviously would have overcome his fascist white male armor.
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>>84526005
Which charm is a scenelong perfect?
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>>84526005
There aren't any perfects that last a scene, Anon. All of them last one 'turn'. You've been drinking too much /jc/ Great Value Flavor-Aid. You're thinking of Shaping defenses, which is anti-reality warping.
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>>84525985
I just don't get why you'd take a job to make a story about an IP about which you know nothing.
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>>84525993
Boggard pls
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>>84526018
Shaping Defense also apply to anything any other Perfect Defense applies to, because they're Perfects. Also, Shaping has no definitional limits, so it can be extended to protect from absolutely anything.
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>>84526011
>>Moonlight/Lostroom
No, the Lostbelt prologue.
https://grandorder.wiki/Cosmos_in_the_Lostbelt_0:_Prologue/Story
>Mash
>True. I could tell that that priest is adept at hunting and fighting.
>Mash
>Or, at least, that's what Galahad is telling me.
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>>84526027
Money.
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>>84525976
>>84525983
Even post-errata, you still perfect dodge bad touch attacks (because those will kill you if they hit) and perfect soak anything else (because they'll probably kill you too, or at least leave you weak enough that the next hit is even more likely to connect and kill you). There is nothing more efficient than this strategy, and failing to adhere to it is risking instant death for very little gain.

The real reason paranoia combat doesn't happen is because it relies on a specific combination of unlikely charms. Most Solars have few real defenses and are murdered by the first group of Dragon-blooded who come across them.
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>>84526032
Sure. If you think that's how it works, go for it, Anon. I'll be over here rooting for you from very far away.
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Didn't they since retcon it so that Galahad was originally taking umbrage with being shackled to a literal child soldier and after the world was saved from Goetia, taking his leave?
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>>84526027
Specifically to destroy it and overwrite it with your own legacy, because you're incapable of creating anything beautiful and lasting on your own.
Remember, evil cannot create anything truly beautiful on its own, it can only corrupt that which good has already made
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>>84526039
What the actual fuck is a perfect soak? What Charm is this?
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>>84526045
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA STOP ADDING NUANCE AND MENTIONING RETCONS
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It could not be more obvious that Timmy is shitposting...

Well, I was about to say that it could be, but it would be difficult-but Timmy just went and did that, so no. It really couldn't be more obvious that Timmy is shitposting.
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>>84526051
It's a fan term for charms like Adamant Skin Technique that negate all damage from an attack. They aren't technically soak from a mechanical standpoint, though.
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>>84526045
Yeah, which is still actually garbage as justification. If you're going to save the world, finish the job. If you're not, then don't act self righteous, because you're basically damning the world through your inaction.

Galahad was and still is the worst.
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>>84526045
This is /jc/. Child soldiers are routinely seen as 'based,' 'red-pilled,' and 'true-bloodedly American'
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>>84526014
Counterpoint, his armor was designed by an empowered female scientist in a male-dominated field. It should have tanked the shot.
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Reminder to play Quixalted instead.
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>>84526078
Counterpoint, the writers feel proud of knowing nothing about the source material, they wouldn't know that, so it wouldn't be factored into the equation,
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>>84526078
>an empowered female
Nice try, oppressor. It was a white female who designed his armor. You think that whiteness can withstand the righteous justice of a weapon wielded by a POC?
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>>84526090
>the writers feel proud of knowing nothing about the source material
literally shard
or anyone who does writefagging
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...No, seriously, is there some sort of holiday today? Timmy's really been going at it all day.
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>>84523051
Why is Red crushing Konata?
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Conceptual powers with flowery language are stupid and no one should use them.
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>>84526112
>...No, seriously, is there some sort of holiday today?
I mean it's saturday?
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>>84526112
I think jannies and mods must just be fucked today, I posted near-fucken-porn and got nothin.
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>>84526112
Who do you think is Timmy atm?
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We got any perks for increasing the effective range of a spell? I know there's plenty of perks for making your own spells, such as Transmute Plastic to Phytoplankton or Summon Old-Growth Forest, but it'd take a lot longer than a decade to just go around casting that repeatedly across the world. Should I just run it through a big ritual when the planets align or something?
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>>84526114
Because Konata is into some kinky shit.
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>>84526114
That's how you treat heightlets.
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>>84526112
Please dont rile him/them up again but its been pretty bad yes.
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>>84526109
When Phil, the guy at your local bar who likes to talk about everything, goes off on one of his rants about how graphene is the super material of the 31st century, but the federal reserve is working with big sugar to suppress the truth, you just laugh and listen along. When the people in charge of actually running shit do the same, that's when it stops being funny.

You're retarded, I get it, but you don't have to be.
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>>84526115
Tough words for someone in conceptual choking distance.
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>>84526134
Nah.
You accepted jumps from Beast. Jumps made with no knowledge of the setting whatsoever.
You can tolerate your actual fiction being approached the same way now.
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>>84526131
Can confirm. Red will blink before I do.
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>>84526112
Kids are free to shitpost on the weekend
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>>84526147
>Beast
Rent. Free.
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>>84523740
Wasn't it stated somewhere he trained in some martial arts?
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>>84526112
Saturday. College finals are over. He got fired from mcdonalds or whatever and has some free time before the unemployment benefits go dry.
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>>84526112
It's Summer.
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>>84526033
Where's the bit where they say Mash still has her servant powers.
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>>84526112
Well according to google today is National Decency day.

So that would probably piss Timmy off super fucking hard.
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>>84526197
>>84526199
>t. libtards
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>>84525759
>>84525771
>>84525783
>>84525796
>>84525814
TL;DR
"Oh no a loving wife, woe is me."
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>>84526209
Poor hungry boy.
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>>84526170
He doesn't train in any marital arts because of his brawler pride
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>>84526213
>marital arts
Like what, cooking, cleaning, sewing, and raising children?
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>>84526213
We're not talking about marital arts, nobody in Baki trains those.
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>>84526219
Well he took care of his mom pretty well up until she died so he's probably really good at those
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>>84524693
>nyanko’s short xianxia homebrew is better than LoZ
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>>84526244
Nyanko please
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>>84526244
Shit does that too you know.
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>>84526270
Rent free.
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Reminder that heavenly law means developing powerful waifuing and/or waifu teasing techniques in the Zelda Xianxia setting will incur a large karmic backlash, UNLESS you share the techniques with Din.
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>>84526298
>Xianxia
It's shit; I don't care.
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>>84526298
>shilling your own homebrew
Shiggy diggy.
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>>84526298
I'll grind Din into a pill and toss it into a garbage bin
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>>84525635
Literally not canon to the games, books, comic, or any of the other media in the franchise.
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>>84525759
If an Aenarion jumper or someone who had taken the drawback for her to be obsessed with you told her she looked cute while crushing her enemies under her heel, how many war crimes would Morathi commit?
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>>84526298
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMQ5iQ-NbFA
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>>84526342
From what little I gather from Shard's ramblings, all of them
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>>84526112
>>84526244
The cool thing about Nyanko's LoZ Xianxia is that crossdressing and sodomy are sins, as is lying about your real gender and living your life according to wishful thinking. So faggots and trannies are literally killing themselves every time they indulge.
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>>84526369
Nyanko isn't anywhere near that based. Stop trying to rally support through deception.
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>>84526298
Tell Din her yuri harem is big enough and to stop hogging all the jade beauties or the celestial genocide is coming out.
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How hard is murdering the Exarchs in World of Darkness? Also, what is the best jump to murder the Exarchs in, other than Mage because I refuse to become a Mage in the WoD?
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>wanting jade-like beauties
>not a great diamond geode of a woman
You xianxia tards are fags
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>>84526392
Leviathan the Tempest.
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>>84526385
Im sorry but theres a reason the Gerudo live in Desert's to reflect there godly patrons Immense thirst.
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>>84526373
Just read the doc, anon.
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I hate "masquerades" in urban fantasy stuff
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>>84526369
Hi Timmy. Popping in from reading a Youjo Senki fanfic to say no and fuck you.

Din is actually entirely supportive of crossdressing and traps, there's absolutely nothing wrong with dressing as you please, and choosing one's gender is pretty simple given how shapeshifting is fairly common in early points of cultivation. Your idiocy is not reflective of the Heavenly Laws.

Now I'm off to continue reading about Tanya being a princess in Final Fantasy Tactics.
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>>84526392
The Exarchs are immortal and untouchable in a really bullshit higher-dimensional conceptual bullshit kind of way. So basically just be an average Excrucian from Nobilis and get ready to retroactively erase some concepts from reality. That's the kind of stuff they deal in, anyways.
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>>84526425
>Now I'm off to continue reading about Tanya being a princess in Final Fantasy Tactics
Share now or I'm breaking into your house to find out.
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>>84526422
Kek. BTFO'd.
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>>84526425
Disgusting.
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>>84526432
Or just do as >>84526405 says, become a really powerful Leviathan, and kill them through their dimensional reality hax bullshit by telling their newfag reality to please fuck off.
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>>84526433
Here you go. It's a bit of a slow start, but fun when it gets going.

forums.spacebattles.com/threads/would-that-i-were-born-no-princess-youjo-senki-final-fantasy-tactics-wotl.805228/reader/
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>>84526425
>Nyanko is a cuckolded bluepilled shitlib
Unsurprising. What filled you with so much self loathing just for being a man? Was it your dangerhair freakshit friends?
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>>84526425
>sins aren't sins when i like them
I suppose they support adultery, prostitution, and catfishing too.

>shapeshifting is fairly common in early points of cultivation.
You're still lying to other people and deluding yourself until you reach that stage.
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>>84526425
>Conspicuously silent on the issue of Din hoarding waifus and waifu techniques
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>>84526392
World of Darkness the Sundering, be a Progenitor and Father Wolf tier Pangean, and according to Magewank's own source books you could make them bitch out
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>>84526465
It's Din, what's to be said? Her thirst created a literal desert and an entire species of giant single-sex Amazons.
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>>84526425
>Popping in
Please. He probably knew it was you when he replied.
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Can you people please shut the fuck up about Xianxia for one fucking thread. It's so fucking bottom of the barrel, why do you keep bringing it up
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>>84526425
Interesting how you singled out crossdressing and traps as okay, but not sodomy. So you lose points for supporting traps, but gain them for not supporting homosexuals.
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Both of you are cringe. Xianxia is boring as fuck and you letting an internet retard live rent free in your head is pathetic.
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>>84526483
because it's blade's current project that that makes it easy shitposting material.
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>>84526483
Because we enjoy it. And if you don't then that seems like a personal problem.
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>>84526465
As the other anon said, there's a reason that the Gerudo live in deserts. To represent Din's immense, unquencheable thirst.

Not reall