Hey fa/tg/uys how diverse are your characters?
We’re a bunch of street urchins so not much diversity unless you count character class and race.
>>84517019I only play white men and dwarves.
Good disguised /v/ thread, but of course the main discussion on Blizzard's new diversity rating tool is still back on real /v/>>>/v/598889071
Rolled 5, 3, 3, 3, 5, 4, 2, 2, 6, 3 = 36 (10d6)>>84517019Roll thred? Cool. Rollain down the line. Pass on the format.>Culture>Race>Age>Cognition>Phy. Ability>Body>Face>Gender>Sexual Orientation>Socioeconomic
>>84517019my character is literally magically animated negro semen but with pink magic.
I will humor your inquiry (for Culture substituting "European" with "predominant culture of the setting")
>>84517071>blizzard okay, that explains it. i was wondering why the scoring was so retarded
>>845170190 across the board, of course.
I rolled an underweight, differently-abled (nongameplay), non-binary gay or lesbian, middle-class black, hispanic child self-diagnosed as neuroatypical with aesthetic scarring. Thanks, I hate this.The part that amuses me is despite all that information I still don't know if my character is male or female.
>>84517117>CultureHispanic>RaceAsian>Age30s>CognitionOCD>Phy. AbilityInjured>BodyUnderweight>FaceBeauty Acce.>GenderNon-binary>Sexual OrientationGay/Lesbian>SocioeconomicMiddle classNgl, I don't know what non-binary means. Pablo Hiragata's OCD didn't save him from accident. Scarred during his work as a chemist, Pablo's OCD did give an unparalleled love of Beauty accessories to cover up his jacked up face. Now the bony fucker is nailing dudes left and right, with his fancy makeup skills. His OCD and accident have made him a veritable master of disguise. Now Pablo can uh look like any gender or something?
why is self-diagnosed so high?
>>84517019What the hell pansexual is so higher than bisexual? Are these two like really similar?
>>84517019>8-9: Queer>6-7: Gay/LesbianI am homosexual. Could someone explain a difference between those to me?
>>84517233up to you really, it's a matter of personal preference
>>84517019The numbers here are bullshit That was added in after, possibly by you OP, but equally likely by some faggot on discord you stole it from If you look at the stuff from the actual posts, Ana for example scored a 7 for Age, and she’s in her sixies. And just being a regular Woman, not even on the level of alphabet crap, gives a 5 on Gender Identity. I can only assume everything else was put in falsely as well.Of course, just looking at the given criteria in “cognitive ability”, one could also draw that conclusion much quicker.
>>84517233it's the gray zone, where one isn't gay, but also isn't straight, bi, pan or what have youit's the "i don't know what i am, but i sure aint straight" zone
>>84517233You get to claim both, its free points
>>84517228Pansexual mans that you don't discriminate are willing to fuck everything, straight, gay, lesbian, transexual, it doesn't mmatter, if it has a pulse, you want to fuck itbe weary of those that call themselves Pansexuals, the pedophiles have hijacked the term to try to make it so it also includes them
>>84517019How does my (female) bard fare?
>>84517507no beauty accessories? not even earrings?
>>84517513i didnt count some modest make-up and earrings/ necklace, but if that counts, yeah. I took it as something beyond the standard issue stuff
>>84517507Not diverse enough.
>>84517019Sexuality doesn’t come up much in the, because it’s a game about adventuring and heroics, not people jacking off. Fucking pervs.
I'm as surprised as you are
>>84517019so how diverse are the different fantasy races? 0-1 Human2-3 Elf4-5 Dwarf6-7 Half-Elf/ Half-Orc8-9 Planar Origin (Tiefling, Aasimar, Genasi)10 Other (Kenku, Dragonborn, Tabaxi and so on)
>>84517019>Self-Diagnosed>10Oh Lord I'm dieing my sides
>>84517019>4-5: Hispanic>0-1: European/AmericanWhat in the actual fuck?
>>84517019>Multicultural (non-European)So french-polish or norwegian-belgian isnt diverse enough, huh?
>>84517224Because it’s retarded.
>>84517019Is Minotaur inherently differently abled (gameplay) because he can't wear Boots of Speed?
>>84517019>Self-diagnosed gives you the most diversity points
>>84517224So that it can appeal to self-diagnosis cunts.
>>84517233Queer is same as faggot but for fags who feel to special for that.
>>84517483What is the point of calling yourself all sexual if you don't include the dead, animals, kids, and floor tiles in your list of fuckable things?
>>84517019Let me think about my heretek.>50+10>Starts with so many insanity points he can no longer develop mental issuesThere doesn't seem to be a score for being undiagnosed but objectively insane. I guess 0, then. He's more socially well-adjusted than the people who wrote this scoreboard.>Differently abled (gameplay)His lack of flesh makes him better than human, although he is left out of telepathic communication, so I'm giving myself a 10.>WeightHis steel body weighs a ton, but his actual flesh is undernourished, so I'll go ahead and give myself 10+5=15 points.>BeautyHe is a towering hulk of mismatched machine parts. Let's call that assymetry for 9 points.>Gender identityKek, non-binary is only one step above normal. That's gotta hurt. Anyway, I'm pretty sure I read 'transhuman' somewhere in there, so I'll take that.54 points. Not bad. Blizzard should hire me as their new sex offender - I mean, diversity consultant.
>>84517233Queer means metrosexual but also a huge attention whore. I would strongly caution any reasonable gay person against calling themselves queer in the modern era.
Rolled 1, 4, 8, 6, 2, 7, 3, 9, 7, 5 = 52 (10d10)>>84517019Rolling the next NPC for my game, let's see what wonderful creature the Blizard Oracle gives me.
>>84517749Isn't Queer also catch-all expression for the whole alphabet soup?
>>84517019>10 Self-DiagnosedNo, fuck off
>>84517483Do you mean "wary"?>yfw you realize that if you think children have sexual identities strong enough to need "affirmed" you're already basically a pedophile
>>84517768>wow those fags sure did a great job reclaiming gay (or was it the other way around?)>we want to reclaim a slur too! lets do queer>oh but queer doesnt actually mean anything>guess we'll use it anyway to show off how cool and progressive (literally in the sense of social progress by reclaiming the word) we areits for attention whores who arent any letter but feel like maybe they want to be without having to commit to any of the stigma
>>84517019What if someone is Jeffsexual?
>>8451701900000000000010010000010000010000Rate my party
>>84517224because it's a joke chart
>>84517767>CultureEuropean/American>RaceBrown>Age40s>Cognitive abilityAutism>Physical AbilityHealthy at every Size>Body TypeOverweight>Facial Features/BeautyBeauty Accessories>Gender IdentityIntersex>Sexual OrientationGay/Lesbian>Socioeconomic BackgroundPoverty>Deliciously brown, plump and motherly futa milf. Despite her plump body she's perfectly capable of lifting weights a normal person would struggle with. Despite caring about her appearance whenever she tries to score with another woman, she's perfectly content to live in a cheep one-room apartment, where she spends most of her time surfing the internet and playing videogames.Neat.
>>84517019Where's the spot for middle and upper-class immigrants?Why are you conflating intersex with gender identity?Why is the age part out of order?Why is "self-diagnosed" on the chart?Why are you considering natives a separate ethnicity? I'm native to my white country ffs.Why are you using the ableist slur "differently abled"?Why don't you fuck off back to your containment board, dickface?
>>84518451You're eating our own, lefty.https://www.activisionblizzard.com/newsroom/2022/05/king-diversity-space-tool
>>84518624>corporations>left wing/pol/ I am begging you to learn what any words mean
>>84517019>the ten-sided graph of mental dysfunctionWow, look at how many of us there are!
>>84517204>Ngl, I don't know what non-binary meansIt means your conception of gender identity and gender roles is based on stereotypes, so if you're a man that wants to paint his nails (a bit gay but okay) you decide that it means you actually aren't a man or a woman. Man-woman binary, hence non-binary.It's almost exclusively used by women who think that wanting to look somewhere between a dyke and a twink means they aren't actually women and must be somewhere in between to reflect their outward appearance.Very fucked logic.
>>84518633>sure all western institutions espouse my ideology but they don't really believe it so it doesn't count!KekNo true lefty eh?
>>84518665>They espouse my ideologyMy brother in christ I am a communist I assure you they don't
>>84518665Corporations would sell child porn if it was profitable. Fuck off, rightist pedo.
>>84518958They used to in the US until the late 70s.But that was 50 years ago. And now corporations are run by a generation of people taught by professors influenced by the Marxist revolution of academia in the 60s. Values have changed and for the most part they’re more aligned radical left than right. Deal with it
>>84517019I only play straight black guys.
>>8451701941% yourself you fucking tranny.
>>84517019I want to know why a poor white person is less diverse than a lower class white person. It makes no sense even by the me tally challenged person who invented this chart
>>84517019>poverty (white)>poverty (nonwhite)>poverty (nonwhite immigrant)As an actual socialist it makes me sick to see these woke faggots dividing the working class.
>>84517600The left really hates Spanish people because they arent a convenient minority & are also horribly European. True Spanish people are like daywalkers to the Mexican Vampires. They also were super racist against people like Sami Malek who are Egyptian & African but not "black". As if Egypt was ever ruled by niggers
What do you guys think?This is my farm boy artificer turned immortal badass
>creator of the chart slipped in a few winking jokes>people still freaking out demanding explanations for why the chart is insane
>>84517233do you suck dicks in public while dressed in nothing but a leather belt?
Rolled 5, 4, 5, 5, 4, 2, 4, 8, 7, 7 = 51 (10d10)>>84517117Starting from culture and going clockwise
>>84519540HispanicBrown TeenagerADHDInjuredAverage buildAesthetic scarringIntersexGay/lesbianLower classGodammit, guess I'm playing Shadowrun.
Rolled 2, 1, 5, 1, 3, 2, 5, 1, 2, 3 = 25 (10d6)>>84517019Alright, lets see what kind of retarded, morbidly obese mental health patient I get.
>>84519617Why the fuck are you rolling d6 when each stat has a max of 10?
Rolled 6, 2, 5, 8, 10, 10, 10, 7, 1, 4 = 63 (10d10)>>84517019Rollin'
>>84519633Because I can, plus even with that I got a wrist cutting non-binary weaboo that supports landwhales.
Rolled 8, 9, 2, 8, 8, 5, 7, 7, 9, 5 = 68 (10d10)>>84517019Here we goooooooo
Rolled 2, 6, 6, 8, 10, 5, 9, 4, 8, 8 = 66 (10d10)>>84517019
>>84519679AfricanAsianTeenagerMultiple diagnosesDifferently abled (gameplay)Mordibly obeseGenetic deformityGenderfluidStraightPoverty
Rolled 10, 4, 5, 3, 7, 8, 2, 1, 3, 10 = 53 (10d10)>>84517019
Rolled 7, 5, 9, 5, 2, 2, 1, 6, 8, 1 = 46 (10d10)>>84517019Well let's find out!
>>84519768Kek you made a fucking mutant
>>84519756Culture: AsianRace: BlackAge: Child Cognitive ability: Multiple diagnosisPhysical Ability: Differently ableBody type: UnderweightFacial features: Facial asymmetryGender Identity: AgenderSexual Orientation: QueerSocioeconomic Background: Non-white povertySo a mental ill, black weaboo kid skeleton who is also both a cripple and deformed.
>>8451976910: MultiCulti, Persian/Arab4: Brown5: Teen3: OCD7: Genetic Fuck Up, imnopen to suggestions, im thinking a thyroid issue to explain why im a fat fuck8: Obese2: Lots of body stray, & cologne,1: Normal cause I wouldve been killed in my third world shit hole if I had a limp wrist3: Limp dick tho. all that fat & OCD about germs means I cant get it up. Doesnt stop me from spamming random girls instagrams with shit tho10: Just pulled my fat ass out of third world country to become welfare case in England. Probably a refugee
>>84519794Nah he made the kid of a wealthy Chinaman in Africa but who left for the States to be free from their family but is currently broke but white person broke
>>84517019Surprisingly small number of choices on the mental illnesses chart.
Rolled 1, 4, 4, 2, 10, 2, 10, 2, 4, 8 = 47 (10d10)>>84517019Roll dem bones
>>84519775>Culture: 7 (African)>Mutiracial: 5 (Brown)>Age: 9 (40s)>Cognitive Ability: 5 (ADHD)>Physical Ability: 2 (Health at every size) (?)>Body Type: 2 (Average)>Beauty: 1 (Standary Beauty) (hot without makeup?)>Gender Identiy: 6 (Genderfluid)>Sexual Orientation: 8 (Queer)>Socioeconomic Background: 1 (Upper Class)>A considerably attractive African woman in her 40s with some kind of ADHD who doesn't stick to one gender or one sexuality. She's well-off regardless.>Googling "African Shapeshifter" leads to werehyenasAlright I've got it. Middle-aged Werehyena who settled down from mercenary work to retire early. Also an amazon because if I'm making an attractive brown girl, she's going to be an amazon.
>>84518451>I'm native to my white country ffsThis is what niggers actually believe.
>>84517071Imagine thinking that Blizzard actually came up with it, and they aren't just copying what somebody else has been using for years
>>84517019>Bisexual is 4 points>Pansexual is 10???
>>84517019>children get a 6-7 on the scalepedobros is this our time to shine?
>>84521129Bisexual as a term is kind of problematic now, needs to be phased out
>>84521152Naw it's a good term. It means you like guys and girls, but not freaks.
>>84517019On rule. No Negroes.
>>84521205That's why its problematic!
>hundreds of years old>lost an arm>face has no skin>thin as bone, which if anything should be a 10 because anorexia being an oppressed body typeMy lich is a paragon of age and body positivity
>>84521266No adjusting the rules. RAW they're white, or maybe yellow, so get very diversity points.
>>84521311In human form he's vaguely asian-american equivelent in appearence so being mixed race means he's also scoring a 10 there
>>84518665all the corpos care about is money, politics is just a tool to help them make more money
>>84517019What do you mean by diverse?Diverse as in how different they are from each other? Or diverse as in how many woke brownie points they get in oppression olympics as per your pic?If first, quite diverse really. Every game I play, I pick a new race and class, and think over new motivations and how my character should behave. Most of them are quiet and chill though.If second, pretty much all my human and "human" characters (in settings that are takes on real world) are white, male, straight, moderately well off, healthy, and handsome.
>>84517052>We I don't live on the street, I live in my parents' basement.
One of the current PCs in my campaign. They're part of a religious/nobility structure where because their parent had only girls they need to take on the masculine cultural role and for all intents and purposes were raised as a man.
>>84521450Diverse means not-normal/ not-white. But they can't say it,so they use diverse as a dog whistle. Like an all black cast is "super diverse"
>>84521500What all black film/media was praised for being diverse except in relation to the medium as a whole?
>>84521538Were you in a coma when that Black Panther movie was coming out?
>>84518659You can't identify as non-binary and as gay, not unless you ignore your own non-binary identity to label yourself as gay, as two non-binary people dating isn't considered homosexual.
>>84521570I never recall Black Panther being praised as 'diverse', but rather 'black representation'. It's a related but different cultural buzzword. It tries to talk more about the film in relation to other films rather than internal to the film itself.
>>84517019>Culture: American: 1>Race: Multiracial (Asian/White): 10>Age: 20s: 0>Cognitive Ability: Neurotypical: 0>Physical Ability: Typical Ability: 1>Body Type: Average: 2>Beauty: Genetic Deformity: 10>Gender Identity: Cis: 0>Sexual Orientation: Heterosexual: 1>Socioeconomic: Poverty (Nonwhite): 833 for my shadowrun character
Age: <20Cognition: AutisticAbility: InjuredBody: AverageBeauty: AccessorizedGender: NBSexuality: Bi All on account of being a damaged battle and service android
>>84517019My most recent character is a Zabrak bounty hunter in a Star Wars SAGA campaign. He's poor by virtue of being a small-time merc, and gay because so am I (but that's never come up during the game, it's about badass adventures, not freaky alien buttsex), but scores low on pretty much everything else.
>>84521240How is that a problem? Are people not allowed to decide their own personal sexual identity?
>>84521680You weren't paying attention then, unending list of examples to be found.
>>84521422The idea that corporations espousing leftist views only do it for money is incompatible with the reality that they frequently opt to lose money rather than give up their idealsI mean for Christ sake just look at Twitter which initially refused a massive buyout from Musk on the grounds he would allow hate speech, and then tried to poison-pill, and staff had to be locked out of key code to stop them from destroying the site before it could be taken from them.They’re not just political, they are rabidly political.
>>84521037>imagethat wouldn't be a bad thing if that focused more on environmentalism and povertywhich im sure it doesnt
Rolled 5, 4, 1, 7, 2, 10, 2, 1, 7, 4 = 43 (10d10)>>84517019Lets see what happens
>>84523615it's all ofr show, they can all frown, and put aon their angry face, and cuss and curse at the meanie man of the hour, but it's still just for show, they have data anlists that tell them that the majoirty of their userbase is rabidly political, so they act rabidly political, and in turn attract more rabidly political users, and they don't care that average joe gets weirded out by this, because there way less average joes users than rabidly political users
>>84523649It is reasonable to assume that this matrix Blizzard worked up to use internally is based on the same point based metrics Blackrock is using for their lending practices.
>>84523966>refusing a grossly overvalued offer of $44B and then trying to crash your market value or ruin your source code so some some billionaire autist can’t un-blacklist the word “nigger” was all for showThey must be very dedicated.Honestly I don’t know why I’m trying to discuss reality with a commie. I should just be making fun of you and telling you corporations are left wing if they identify as left wing. Stop trying to invalidate their lived experiences
>>84517019This was actually pretty fun,I'm an asian kid in an african culture with a physical injury and multiple mental diagnoses. Less interestingly I'm average build, bi, and have some beauty accessories.I imagine I'm a child that was forced out of their homeland from some kind of civil war and had to flee to the african style nation, getting some physical and mental injuries for the road. Sounds like a promising origin story for a kid who might eventually become grow up to do some adventuring and or seek revenge.
Rolled 6, 8, 6, 1, 6, 5, 9, 10, 2, 4 = 57 (10d10)>>84517019Welp
>>84525286>African>Native>Child>Neurotypical>Genetic disability>Underweight>Facial asymmetry>Transgender>Asexual>White poverty
Rolled 2, 5, 3, 9, 10, 2, 8, 10, 2, 8 = 59 (10d10)sweet schizo tread
>>84517019Here, I fixed your chart.
>>84517019some of my homebrew settings are weirdly high in all areas of the chart but are also not lacking and pretty rich in prejudice and bigotry i think smoking morrowind and reading up on ancient rome and grece may have helped in this regard
>>84517071Dumbass mods keep deleting it on /v/It's literally on Actiblizz's site.
>>84522896Film full of one ethnicity."Diverse"
I love how blatantly sexist/racist/ableist/every kind of ism under the sun this chart is.
>>84517019i love how the niggometer doesn't measure differences in thought or belief or morality, just the color of your skin and how retarded you are
Rated my characters from full campaigns. For a "diversity" chart there's not enough options. Needs a bodybuilder bodytype.Purple: barbarian gnollGreen: white male human fighterBlue: haha trashcan robot
>>84526237Realized after posting green guy has a 8-9 on physical ability due to a prosthetic limb.
>>84526278Having a replacement prosthetic is hardcore ableism, implies that missing a limb is a hinderance that needs to be undone
>>84517019>10: Self diagnosedI really cant tell if this was a joke put in there or not.
How can one person be "more diverse" than another?It's one fucking person.Only groups can be diverse.
>>84526616I guess it's not diverse in the traditional sense of the word.It sounds more like a metric of how much a person deviates from the given baseline.So yeah, asking how diverse is dumb.
>>84519891>Surprisingly small number of choices on the mental illnesses chart.Those are some the trendy mental illnesses people like to claim they have all the time but can say it's low intensity so it doesn't actually effect anything. That's probably why self-diagnosis is on there, too.
>>84517019Why do people care about fictional characters' background? It's like the same argument of "how many children had Lady Macbeth?" all over again; this time for vidya...Is this a competition for retardedness? which gives you a 10 on the cognitive ability criterion.BUTI'll just steal this and adapt it to my own ruleset for quick character background generation.Thanks!
My cleric is 54, and technically asexual since his order practices celibacy. He grew up middle-class but now owns a castle-monastery, so idk where that puts him on the socioeconomic scale.
>>84527351Ensuring your characters are different (i.e. diverse) can help create interesting interpersonal relations. This kind of chart is absolutely the wrong way to do it, at least if you're treating it as an objective measurement.
>>84527500>Ensuring your characters are different (i.e. diverse) can help create interesting interpersonal relations.example?
>>84517720>floor tilesIf you know, you know
>>84527528Characters from different cultures and upbringings will typically have radically different worldviews. I don't have a perfect example in mind, so let's use Futurama. The entire crew of Planet Express are diverse in a myriad of ways. Species, wealth, intelligence, etc. Bender's callous disregard for human life, Leela's impulsive anger, and Fry's general foolishness can drive the plot as much as anything else. It doesn't have to be that extreme though.
I don't get where the motor for all this horse shit comes from. Are these fat suit and tie Blackrock vampires genuinely stroking themselves to how counterculture etc. they are as they force top-down conformity onto lesser giga-corporations they semi-own? That is nightmare goggles grade imagery.
Wizard, and it seems like he's losing a lot of points from his affluent background, no disabilities, and not being ugly, but he scores a few for being a gay fantasy Arab, so that's something
>>84517136Nice Cock bro.
>>84517019It's straight, right bros? right?
>>84528861God I want to fuck a cute elf so bad
I ONLY PLAY RETARDED LOW FUNCTIONING AUTISTIC GAY CRIPPLE NIGGER TRANNY HAMPLANETS WITH HARLEQUIN DISEASE
>>84517019This chart is hilarious in how riddled with doublethink it is. R8 my Conquistador, Sir Fernando Valentino De Rio La Libertad, Paladin of Conquest.
>>84532726>Conquistador, Sir Fernando Valentino De Rio La LibertadBa->Paladin of ConquestCringe DNDfag of the fifth edition variety
>>84517019have they unironically made a race tier list?exactly like /pol/?
>>84525824Artemis Fowl, is that you?
>>84533426it's an anti-racist niggometer, they're the good guys
>>84533426The horseshoe is real.
>>84517136This looks like a dick and balls in weirdly square formation.
>>84517720I understood that reference from when it originally occurred, I have been on this site far too long.
>>84517233quuer = it means having1) a gender which isn't male or female (such androgyny aka non-binary)2) and/or having a sexuality which isn't heterosexuality (such as homo, bi, axesual)
He's a halfling so I gave him few points for "culture".
>>84517019Instead I used it a priori as a character creator
>>84517233Queer is gay except you're brave enough to call yourself queer. Yas queen! Surprised they didn't have another tier of black called nigga.
>>84517136I prefer mine
Best results coming through
>>84533426But this one was made by the anti-bad guy squad
>>84517019>self-diagnosed is more points than having actual, clinical diagnosesYes, now I am angry. Good job OP your bait got me.
>>84525679If we're talking settings everyone in my setting belongs to different fictional ethnicities but nobody is darker than caramel and most are ivory white. Pretty much everything else has full representation but major characters aren't going to be deformed or unfit because they would not survive. Also the only things listed on the sexuality portion of the chart are hetero, homo and bi, plus different names for those, and the other names do not exist in my setting because it is not a setting with instant digital global communication widely available to post-scarcity communities. I think similar statements probably apply to most fantasy settings.>>84533619Isn't he an autistic teenager? IIRC he's asexual too but that may have been headcanon.
>>84519453Yes, that's exactly what the /v/irgin who made that chart also thought
>>84536793it makes sense, when not even the kikepill seller won't diagnose your special snowflake issues you must have some serious shit