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How do you like your vampires?
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>>84486983
Sparkling when the sunshine hits them. Just like Edward.
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Nonce
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>>84486983
Stake through the heart, then beheaded, finally burnt with their ashes scattered on a crossroads
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>>84486983
Villain: Classic Dracula schemers, extremely powerful but still chained to the rules of undeath.
Fuckable: Over the age of 18, physically and mentally. Hug a bandsaw OP
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>>84486983
Male: like sotn alucard; gorgeous but still masculine and with peerless drip in clothing
Female: tall and well endowed
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>>84486983
The usual way, generally. Eerie, perhaps a bit seductive, and very dangerous.
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>>84486983

A being that is all to human and yet is still a monster of a inhuman type. Possibly a monster in a monster sense as well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlQGgDE9NNk

>>84487084
I would like to point out that in some of the myths were staking is the fix burning the body is a VERY bad idea. The stake does not necessarily kill it rather it locks it into its body and prevents it from moving. Destruction of the heart or the stake frees it and it does not need a body to do fucked up shit. Rather it starts possession people and using their bodies for stuff. Eve with a correct exorcism the victim may end up wit the curse of lycanthropy after the fact.
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I like my vampires as junkies

Instead of fancy mansions they live in traphouses and will do ANYTHING for blood, not matter how absurd
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>>84486983
Loli vampires are the best. Bonus points for Loli futa vampires.
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>>84486983
Lolibaba of course.
I have a reoccurring smug lolibaba vampire that my players adore despite them being anti-weeb.
She's a gambling addict and often makes bets against the party for things as simple as a +1 sword to more dramatic plot points like receiving invitations to meet with important people.
Even when they lose things to her they have a good time.
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>>84486983
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>>84486983
Desperate for affection
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>>84487018
This i love that trope. More settings should copy Twilight
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Hopelessly inept power mad rich people who aren't that interesting.

Just pricks that pay people and drink from them, Thinking bribery and gambling earns them the right at the table. Also they are incredibly overpowered in a one on one fight.
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>>84487374
The drip is essential
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>>84486983
Creepy yet pretty, scheming, seductive, dangerous, and aristocratic. They should also have amazing drip and be very dangerous in combat, but still bound to traditional weaknesses (running water, sunlight, stakes, etc.)
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Beautiful humanoid + monstrous true form. Purely one or the other will always be lame.
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>>84489359
this is the shittiest, worst of all takes, worse than animeshit
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>>84489425
Nah, the worst take is to have them purely be mindless monsters.
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>>84487190
Do you even know what a bandsaw is you dumbfuck? The blade is like 1″ wide.
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>>84489425
>>84489444
Purely humanoid is the worst, it's the source of most modern interpretations over romanticization and super special snowflake portrayal with few if any of the traditional issues.
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>>84486983
VtM 20th Anniversary Edition
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>>84486983
Vampire loli thread?
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>>84486983
>>84487374
>Female: tall and well endowed
Enboobend!
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>>84486983
I like my vampires like my pizza
delicious and extra thicc
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>>84486983
Smug lolis.

>>84489726
This is not incompatible with them also being smug lolis.
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>>84486983
>How do you like your vampires?
nautical
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>>84486983
petite and overwhelmingly smug
yes, even the boys
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and that's why vampirates rock
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>>84486983
I don't think kain require any introduction.
Half of the fools posting her require some sort of carnal titillation and post vampires that resemble elves more than the undead creatures of the night they are supposed to be or worse children.
Madness and mutation should be the end of the vampire. to live so long and to be crushed under the weight of their own immortality.
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>>84489919
>can't even post luther
stupid.
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Ones that crave not-breastmilk instead of blood.
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>>84489988
>not?
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>>84489968
well I don't want to fuck Luthor I want to fuck his underlings
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>>84489881
Wouldn't the whole "can't cross running water" thing become very inconvenient when surrounded by water?
Though speaking of water and vampires, if that particular weakness is ignored (which it often is), going underwater is pretty useful for vampires. They don't need to breathe so can't drown, and once you go deep enough no sunlight will reach you.
One background detail in Jonathan Wojick's Mortasheen setting (which is basically a gorier Pokemon with undead and mutant monster fighting) was that vampires apparently have their own kingdom in the deep sea, living in underwater castles and creating monsters based on deep sea fish to do their bidding (also vampirism is caused by an alien virus, but that's not connected to the underwater thing).
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>>84490056
It's really only a problem if you're operating on Bram Stoker Dracula rules, where he can't go form boat to land except at certain times of the day. And nobody remembers that restriction. It's about as forgotten as his weakness to madlad energy and terriers.
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>>84486983
>How do you like your vampires?
Dead
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>>84490184
That's usually their default state, dummy
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>>84486983
Smug and retarded.
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>>84486983
Sunlight roasted with some garlic flavoring.
Joke aside it's nice when they have a relatable backstory and they just want to live their lives but it's hard with that type of curse.
The other good tropes is to use the full on horror approach where the characters arrive at a village and know something's wrong with the atmosphere and they're being stalked at night with sound behind the windows etc.
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>>84488009
Based
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>>84486983
chinese
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>>84490833
I'd let her suck me if you know what I mean
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>>84488800
I thought Dracula had a duel disk for a second. Which makes me wonder why they don't do crossovers often.
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>>84486983
Not like that, pedo scum!
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>>84490056
vampire weaknesses vary wildly from setting to setting, some are defeated by a bag of rice of by telling them they can't come in
I'm sure alien jellyfish vampires make perfect sense in Mortasheen, living underwater is a death sentence to any vampire that requires regular feeding from humans
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>>84486983
What the hell is a vampire?
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Submissive and breedable
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>>84486983
With nice big fangs I can look at
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>>84487439
That's why you cut off the head and stuff it with garlic. *Then* you burn. And kill every thing that crawls from the corpse- magpies, beetles, worms, down to the last maggot and toss them back into the fire.
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>>84489644
This. I like my vampires with serious honkers, a real set of badonkers, packin some dobonhonkeros, massive dohoonkabhankoloos, a real set of tonhongerekoogers, if you catch my meaning.
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>>84491274
That "you can't come in" weakness always struck me as weird. What qualifies as a house? If an entire wall is demolished, is it still a "house" that magically prevents the vampire from entering? If not, could the vampire themselves demolish the house until it does not qualify as a house anymore, by setting it on fire or something?
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>>84490056
Warhammer vampires notoriously can break the rules and according to some books even make up rules to fuck with people.
There's a Bretonnian vampire who purposefully spreads rumors about vampires hating garlic because he actually loves garlicky blood.
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>Male
The Unseen Elder from the Witcher 3. Give me an absurdly powerful, ancient being thats a sheer monstrosity
>Female
Bubbly funny vampire Arcueid
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>>84491592
just look?
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>>84491907
That kind of thing would make much more sense for some of the more stupid rules, like not being able to enter a house unless invited. Say a vampire knocks on a door, shows their fangs, and ask if they can come in. The homeowner says no. The vampire pretends like there is an invisible barrier that they cannot pass, and rumors spread that vampires cannot come in unless invited. The vampires themselves occasionally play along to keep the rumors going, and people develop a false sense of security.
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>>84492007
First stage is the fang inspection
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>>84491274
>living underwater is a death sentence to any vampire that requires regular feeding from humans
>Not just coming to shore during the night to feed on humans.

>>84491580
>vampires
>breedable
I don't think you what being undead meas
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>>84492345
do you think that would stop me
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>>84486983
An Unclean spirit defiling a corpse through its inhabitation.
The fleshless stealing form, and through the blood, stealing the Life.
A former angel in rebellion against heaven, perverting the creation of the Most High.
The spawn of Hell.
Evil.
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>>84490833
This is not a Chinese vampire.
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>>84486983
Barefoot.
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>>84491612

I should clear up something about that version of the myth. Vampires are unclear spirits and or souls of the damned that are using a dead body as a meat suit. They are not the dead itself. The only thing that you can do to the dead body that effects the spirit is putting a stake thru its heart into the earth or a tree. That binds the spirit in place. Your only hope is that the gives up and fucks off back to hell before the heart or the stake decompose.

The reason that I am pulling this South Slavic myth up here is that it is about over writing what people think about a monster and that acting on it may fuck you over. I think that this could be a good one for GMs to use.
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>>84492446
Where does jiangshi having big blades for fingers even come from? I've seen it multiple times, but it isn't part of any of the original folklore I've heard (they normally look like corpses that move by hopping due to their limbs being in rigor mortis, and aside from that don't really have defining appearance other than being dressed in old-fashioned clothes and often having a talisman meant to control them attacked to the forehead).
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>>84492742
In most cases where the vampire is a spirit possessing a body the spirit still needs to return to the body during the day, so burning it would still at least inconvenience the vampire, as the needs to find a new body to possess.
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I like mine with phallic-sounding names.
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>>84492345
>>Not just coming to shore during the night to feed on humans.
only if they can teleport
the Bathyal zone is the closest to the surface they can be at, and even then that's hundreds of kilometres away from shore and over a kilometre in depth
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>>84486983
>How do you like your vampires?
Like Seras Victoria.
I like how the Hellsing manga did vampires.
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>>84492790
A camcom fighting game. They don't really have these finger blades in the original ghost stories.
>they normally look like corpses that move by hopping due to their limbs being in rigor mortis
The real-life reason for their hopping is tied to their origin. Back in the old times, Confucian traditions demanded that people should always be buried on their clan graveyards, or else terrible misfortune awaits both their soul (the po-soul; the Chinese had two souls, the yang part of the soul evaporates into the heaven after death, while the yin part leaks into the ground) and their entire clan for disrespecting an ancestor by not helping him to get a proper burial. So if you were born in Guangzhou, your dead body had to be brought all the way to Guangzhou after death, even if you died in Beijing. The rich could hire carriages and purchase bags of ice to drive their bodies around safely, but most of the Chinese couldn't afford such an expenditure. Therefore, they hired two taoist monks to bring the bodies to their destination on foot. The monks carried two bamboo poles on their shoulders and tied the corpses to these poles by their arms. So in the dark, or simply from afar, it looked like a procession of corpses jumping forward with their arms outstretched, flanked by two taoist monks. Thus the legend was born.
>dressed in old-fashioned clothe
These are traditional Qing official robes.
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>>84486983
Cute and dorky.
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>>84493108
One account I've read mentioned that it normally took a long time for a corpse to become animated as a jiang-shi (they slowly accumulated an excess of yin qi while buried improperly, and the imbalance eventually causes the corpse to become an undead), so they were usually depicted wearing clothes that were already out of style to imply the person was buried a long time ago. In modern times that'd be Qing dynasty robes, but during the Qing dynasty it might be robes from an earlier dynasty.
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>>84492742
I'm aware of what they really are.
>>84492393
is me, after all. I see the vermin escaping the burning corpse as the vampiric Spirit appropriating morsels of flesh to be re-embodied at a later date.
I get what you're trying to do, put something game-able in there that provides consequences to the PC's actions. But that vampire is going to come back to fuck with them again in any case if they don't do the job right. But I don't like stories where the villain never goes away, it makes the struggle meaningless. Determined, fearless, skilled, and fortunate(blessed?) Vampire Killers should be able to do the job.
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>>84489956
The problem with Legacy of Kain vampires is that nobody has a group that could play them and if they could no DM would give them the story they deserve.
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>>84493247
The clothing stereotype originated in Hong Kong movies anyway.
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>>84492510
>>84486983
Why don't vampire girls like shoes?
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>>84489956
>Kills Raziel because he has better vampire drip
Was it autism?
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>>84493477
Why would they need them?
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>>84493477
What for? it's not like they can get cold or injured.
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>>84493480
Vampires:
>only go out at night
>are loners
>operate by highly rigid rule sets
>hate change of any kind
Yes
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>>84493424
>no DM
Have you tried not playing D&D?
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>>84493424
The story was horrendously contrived. I'm not joking, this is the most contrived story I've ever experienced in my entire life, including books, games and movies.
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>>84493494
>>84493512
As a fashion accessory.
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>>84486983
like pic related, you already posted a perfect one
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>>84493773
No.
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>>84493784
>not undead, just human-lite with worse biology and hippie reclusive culture
worst take on vampires ever, its just so lame and agressively boring its not even funny
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>>84493847
Cope and seethe
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I'd like more scifi vampires
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I like cute and funny lolicamps as much as the next guy, but it should not be forgotten that a vampire is still a powerful undead monster no matter what they look like, and should easily be able to tear a mere mortal into pieces if they wanted.
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Human-vampire interspecies war like Nosgoth. Particuarly extremely inhuman looking vampires that further the divide that they aren't just better humans but a distinct off shoot of humanity instead of using "disease" or "magic" for justification why vampires are so low in numbers.
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>>84494053
Nah, I've always despised that sort of shit. If someone or something can't make themselves reasonably appear powerful enough to inflict the kind of damage they inflict I immediately lose interest. That's weebshit tiny guy overpowering 10 foot tall hulk garbage.
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>>84492345
Vampires are kind of a special case since unlike most undead they're neither incorporeal spirits or rotting corpses, but more or less maintain the apperance they had in life, which makes it more reasonable that they could breed under some circumstances. Plus dhampirs are a thing in mythology.
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>>84492937
Why not just construct an underwater lair? Use a shipwreck or sunken container? Vampires on land don't get any natural protection from sunlight, so they live in caves and basements and castles. At least aquatic vamps get the equivalent of heavy clouds or better!

>>84493077
God, vampire kittens would dominate the entire planet. My wife wouldn't even fight back
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I like them served hot on a bed of rice with a spicy sauce. And ice cream for dessert.
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>>84489901
What drugs produced that sword? I could forgive the fantasy blade if it wasn't backwards.
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>>84491316
Some kind of weird freak with an obsession with bats I think, some kind of new kid trend.
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>>84493573
And it was magnificent for it. Stop caring, it's immortals waltzing around dimensions and timelines, enjoy the moments.
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>>84487374
>>84489644
>>84491820
Female vamps store excess blood in their tits clearly, a well fed female vampire has some serious honkers
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>>84486983
Lesbians
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>>84486983
Not gonna lie, I love the "bestial Hulked out" vampire forms. They are kino.
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>>84491151
Sadly Dracula isn't a duelist
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>>84489608
that's just an adult woman of healthy weight, anon.
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here's your monster form vampire
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>>84494130
What a boring mentality to have. The "stronger than they look" trope is one of the oldest in history. It's the original intention behind characters like Yoda or wizards in general, and one of the advantages of having magic in a setting, so characters that look unimpressive as threats or weak and feeble can actually be depicted as far more devastating than they actually are. If you need your warriors to be giant hulked out monsters or your casters to be covered in skulls and ancient robes carrying a dozen massive tomes and holding a giant stick with a miniature sun at the tip just to prove they're really super strong then youre boring as hell man
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>>84495608
I'm not 100% opposed to it, but I do think there should still be maximum output limitations based on body size/condition, and the example using wizards kind of doesn't work because the wizard is using magic.

In my opinion if you for example have a dainty 12 year old girl vampire tearing apart things much larger and denser than her, then sure maybe she can do it via supernatural means but as a consequence her own body should be damaged from being unable to handle her own power the output unless either shifting into a more powerful form or no actual physical activity to accomplish it.
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>>84486983
Tsukihime vampires are as perfect a vampire as I've ever seen honestly. There are regular ole vampires with powers and weaknesses you'd expect from one, then theres the Dead Apostle Ancestors who've evolved so far past whats expected of vampires that they're regarded as the Royals and Gods of vampirekind
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>>84486983
sexualized to the exact point of making the player uncomfortable
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>>84492976
>Like Seras Victoria.
>>84495422
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>>84495937
Exactly
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>>84489891
Based Department?? How did you miss this one?
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>>84495549
>adult
yeah, by medieval standards
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ded
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>>84489988
this is interesting and honestly more terrifying. A vampire that only targets pregnant women and milks them like cattle, it's like those "capitalism bad" dystopias.
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>>84495608
Nah sorry, vampires being hyper-strong is trash, held by those with trash taste. I don't know when vampires started becoming demigods, but it's such an awful take.
Vampires and werewolves are two sides of the monster spectrum, both hunters of man, but werewolves stalk through the trees and tear their prey apart with tooth and claw, being nigh-invincible as they do so, but vampires need to be more subtle. They stalk through the crowds, in the upper echelons of society, lulling you into a false sense of security before sinking their teeth into you. If they're just demigods, there's no need for them to be stealthy.
Anime and The Witcher both have terrible takes on vampires.
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>>84489990
Yeah, boymilk
Nice trips
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>>84486983
Looks like besides Ribbon and frogs the petty crusade is also against little girl (actually 600 y/o) feet
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>>84496116
They will never take our feet!
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>>84496174
>>84496116
Let's post vampire feet out of spite
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>>84486983
Naked with huge boobies
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>>84495978
Seething Titlets!
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>>84486983
with attitude.
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>>84493480
He was always considered heartless.
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Adorable
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>>84496065
>this is interesting and honestly more terrifying. A vampire that only targets pregnant women and milks them like cattle, it's like those "capitalism bad" dystopias.
I think you mean hot, until the Human Cow has herself turned into a Vampire and becomes an even worse scourge upon the land!
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>>84496024
more like mid-20th century standards, before modern diets made women fatties.
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>>84492253
Fang inspection day at vampire school must be awkward with people like you around
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>>84496679
I am the one doing the fang inspection
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>>84496093
This. Modern vampires are a joke. They're basically superheroes with few downsides, always beautiful and creators seemingly forget that they are still meant to be monsters not people.
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>>84491274
>vampire battle.jpg
>not using the picture's actual title
>"Down for the Count"
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>>84496750
fuck you, nearly swallowed a toothpick
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>>84496791
That's just a gargoyle.
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>>84495457
many such cases
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>monstrous
>yet still recognizably female
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>>84497194
Source?
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>>84497946
that's obviously work of Jack Cayless
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>>84496696
go right ahead, inspect all you want
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>>84486983
Honestly?

Cute.
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>>84491151
Because that would require Konami to give a shit about Castlevania, which they are wholly incapable of nowadays.
The last canon Castlevania game came out on the fucking DS.
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>>84499560
What great big ears you have, young lady.
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>>84492790
Darkstalkers. Most modern jiangshi are based more on Hsien-Ko than folklore now.
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>>84500023
most perhaps, but fortunately not all of them
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>>84493562
You're the kind of asshole who calls off brand bandaids "Adhesive Bandages"
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>>84500023
They're based on old Hong Kong horror comedies. I don't even know what a Hsien-Ko is.
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>make this exact thread with normal vampire pic
>70 replies or so before dying
>make same thread with barefoot loli vampire pic
>150 or so replies
>mods delete OP image
>replies stop

Very interesting. Thank you for participating in this social experiment.
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>>84493573
Contrivance is perfectly apt, because everything was the work of schemers and plotters competing and working together in equal measure to build a lattice of contradiction.
It shouldn't be suprising than everything was contrived if it was conceived of by mobius and the elder god and any number of strange creatures.
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>>84488800
Normally I'd try to counter such an obviously simple reply, but honestly I cannot. You just speak the truth, anon. Vampires without class just feel wrong.
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>>84496024
see, between horny weebs and twitter, any woman that's less than a 6'4" amazon with DD cup tits is apparently underage now
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>>84487018
>>84488638
My vampires work more like zombies and can heal wounds better under direct UV radiation
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>>84499278
Don't mind if I do, little vampire
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>>84502451
I say the experiment is inconclusive, we still need another try with barefoot adult and loli not showing feet.
Same time next week?
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>>84494395
See, policegirl, this is why we kill people.
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>>84504604
Ah, I see you're a fellow man of science
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>>84496093
Vampires being super strong goes hand in hand with their legacy. Dracula had an abundance of powers, from shape shifting to commanding legions of ghouls and undead.
What means in a vampires favor is they have long lives and unlike werewolves, usually retain their sanity and minds, so they have time to grow stronger. It's why almost always the strong vampire characters are really old vampires, where as fresh ones are only a little tougher than normal humans
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>>84504604
Do you require pics?
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>>84506743
Always! Though please consider we are talking loli as a body type/aparent age. So both Shinobu in the OP (being almost 600) and Remilia here (being 500-ish) would go under barefoot loli sample.
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>>84504772
To provide blood for pregnant vampiresses?
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>>84486983
Dead.
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>>84506802
Is this adult enough?
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>>84507324
Look adult enough to me
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I think vampires SUCK
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>>84507565
blood
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>>84493573
It was beautiful. The absolute stubborn arrogance of an immortal, hateful man trying to save the world from his mistakes for reasons you are never sure are noble or selfish. A war of attrition against decay and damnation, repeating history until the universe gives in or breaks.
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>>84496410
Something the idea of lolicard seething over Seras's tits amuses me
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>>84486983
Stacked.
No wait, staked.
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cute
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>>84489956
This! Kain is the ideal "Oldblood" vampire.
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>>84493424
I've always wanted to play or run a game set during Raziel's torment, where Kain's empire begins to fall apart. A sort of post post-apocalypse, but prior to Raziel's return.
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>>84511998
I'd play the shot out of that. A game where players choose from the clans, and maybe work to wipe out the Razielim? Kino.
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>>84494559
>God, vampire kittens would dominate the entire planet. My wife wouldn't even fight back
ikr? I would have no defense.
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>>84496116
The only thing worse than the people who post on 4chan are the people who post on 4chan and think "I should be in charge of this."
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>>84509845
>Something the idea of lolicard seething over Seras's tits amuses me
Yes, especially when one considers Integra probably still has a larger bust than Lolicard.
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>>84512557
>Yes, especially when one considers Integra probably still has a larger bust than Lolicard.
Lolicard can probably stand Ingreta being bigger cause at least she doesn't flaunt it, (Admittedly Seras doesn't flaunt it, but nothing's going to not make them her most noticeable feature)
>Lolicard's face the day Seras convinces Ingreta to wear a bikini to a swimming pool or something
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>>84512546
sometimes the only difference between madhouse inmates and their wardens is who has the keys
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>>84493077
>>84494559
Why aren't vampires more often associated with cats
>pointy teeth/claws
>nocturnal predators
>easily defeated by water
>smug and aloof
>toy with prey before biting them in the throat and killing them
>some known to subsist off of blood in place of water
>toxoplasmosis = charm person
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>>84512557
I think you need to understand how fucking unbelievably weird you are. You are so completely degenerate that I wouldn't be surprised if you've lost all ability to function socially outside of 4chan.
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>>84512557
>>84512601
>Police girl, you are not allowed to have tits bigger than mine
>"But Master, you can shapeshift, I can't, why don't you just make yours bigger?"

>>84513259
He's not the one who becomes unfathomably angry at the site of a big tiddy anime girl, I mean sure, you probably won't see that too often outside of the internet, but anyone who gets triggered by something like that probably has other issues
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>>84513259
I assure you there's weirder shit happening on this very board pretty much every single day.
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>>84513259
>I wouldn't be surprised if you've lost all ability to function socially outside of 4chan
I HAD THE ABILITY TO SOCIALLY FUNCTION OUTSIDE OF 4CHAN?!?!
*Un-lolis your vampire*
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>>84513259
>Likes to see big tits
>Is a complete degenerate unable to function
Anon, that is extremely vanilla and high functioning as far as 4chan's brand of autism goes
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>>84513419
>>"But Master, you can shapeshift, I can't, why don't you just make yours bigger?"
>You ever hear of the Tunguska Event?"
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>>84486983
>How do you like your vampires?
Dead
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Vampires in my setting contract "vampirism" from the saliva or blood from another vampire, which slowly kills them and reborns them as vampires, usually after they were buried. (I couldn't do without undead Vampires as that's the base for their whole legend).

Vampires are sterile and age much faster than normal humans (duh). They can blend in with humans, they don't have oversized canine teeth but they need a steady supply of same-species blood to keep them from going feral. Drinking the blood of animals makes them sick and isn't advised.

Feral vampires act like rabid junkies with the resilience of a bear and the ferocity of a vampire. They undergo morphological changes that take months to revert and are weaker to sunlight and other vampire repulsing methods.

I'm unsure as to whether I should give them any magical powers or whatever.
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>>84513259
Worth noting, Hellsing's author, Kouta Hirano, is denegerate coomer himself, even his other series includes side character that's just there to have big tits, feminine twink, feisty tomboy, literal ice queen, you name it... so for this sort of fan art chances are he would approve.
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>>84513611
>Got his start writing porn
>Said porn included prototypes of most of Hellsing's characters
>It's also where we found out The Major's name is Montana Max
>One hentai he wrote involved Hitler summoning and raping a demonic catgirl
>He's jokingly called it "The Making of Schrödinger"
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>>84504604
>we still need another try with barefoot adult
we most certainly do
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>>84502451
>board is 98% nogame cumbrains from /trash/ and /d/
>if you make OP a fetish pic you get (you)s
intredasting...
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>>84516307
The point of requiring OP to have a pic is to get people's attention, so that just means things are working as intended
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>>84500062
>tfw no jiangshi waifu
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>>84513259
based
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>>84516307
you have a point that /tg/ is pretty much (technically) work-safe counterpart of /d/, always has been
but as for your other assumption it's actually the other way around, coomers on trash come from /tg/ and /d/
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>>84516827
Yep.
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>>84513868
Are we pretending this is an adult, anon?
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>>84517106
proper lady should never look her age
and proper gentleman should never ask
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>>84486983
Extra Crispy
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>>84512546
No? I just visit forums with actually decent moderation and can tell stale dogshit from omelette. Hell, even 4chan doesn't have such atrocious moderation across the board as /tg/ has.
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>>84513046
Because ancient Serbs didn't consider vampires cute.
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>>84513868
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>>84513259
Reddit moment, lmao
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>>84513259
I'm embarrassed that so many people took this kindergarten bait.
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>>84518388
kill yourself
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Isabella is the best female vampire and you can't change my mind
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>>84519156
>that pic
?!
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>>84519203
Vlad looks at his wife's fangs
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>>84519156
beat it chick
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>>84493480
he already knew the plan. How many times had the coin been flipped?
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>>84519982
I kek'd
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>>84519982
Priceless.
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>>84520169
Izzie gets BTFO
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>>84520169
I love how almost every single piece of vampire counts fanart is just shitting on mannfred
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>>84519982
>>84519982
Shit meme. Gelt was Mannfred's apprentice in canon.
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>>84520205
It's not just fanart, official material as well.
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Vlad n izzie are the best
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>>84520644
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>>84520734
Nekeharan beaches
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>>84489644
>>84490833
These combined
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Funky

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnpMJaFXbGE
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>>84491878
I choose to intepret it as the spirit of the house fighting off evil spirits and the vampire just being a rare example of a visible one.
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>>84520838
>tit mole
reminds me of selena gomez
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>>84513827
alright which prototype does Seras Victoria's prototype character appear in? Got a name for it?
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>>84489891
Damn vampire child... seducing human male... need stake correction!
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>>84522558
Once I was running low on humanity due to some morally dubious actions late game, so I just went and danced at all the clubs and was an upstanding member of vampiric society again.
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>>84486983
Well done
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>>84493480
Wings were part of the prophecy
>>84489956
Im almost certain the corruption that affected the lords was symptomatic of the corruption affecting the entire world. The concept of vampire evolution is interesting through
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>>84496093
This is entirely your own head canon. In some mythologies vampires arose from the corpses of werewolves
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>>84519982
The amount of artistic detail that went into this is impressive
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>>84486983
loli vampires are cringe
loli(shota) vampires are based
simple
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>>84527347
I can't agree with your first statement, but the second is absolutely true, and it's a tragedy they're not more common.
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>>84527347
what the fuck
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>>84527347
ok. and?
source?
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>>84495457
Based
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>>84529474
https://exhentai.org/g/1108699/0728291c8c/
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>>84492790
A combination of Chinese folklore, the Mr Vampire film series, and the character Mousse from Ramna ½.

>>84500023
Hsien Ko's fighting style and aesthetic was somewhat inspired by Mousse from Ranma ½, specifically the mechanic of blades and random wacky weapons/items concealed within their sleeves.
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>>84496065
Ah, but it's "not-breastmilk", so you can ignore all the pregnancy bullshit and just focus on the milking. No brats, just tats.
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>>84530098
>Ah, but it's "not-breastmilk", so you can ignore all the pregnancy bullshit and just focus on the milking.
I mean humans are one of the few mammals who don't need to be pregnant to start their lactation cycle...
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>>84520079
>How many times had the coin been flipped?

I've never considered that before that that point. That might not have been the first iteration of his empire. Kain might have been going around and around and around in thousand + year loops waiting for random chance to spawn someone with wings.
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>>84530426
This vampire looks extremely similar to a modern thot.
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While not a "classic" vampire I think penanggalans are a pretty cool concept.
Normal during the day but at night the head and most of the internal organs detach and fly off to hunt for victims, tends to go after pregnant women and will pose as midwives often.
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>>84489896
>it's just adult remilia.
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>>84529885
thank
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How big do you like your fangs?
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>>84532713
just big enough heh heh
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>>84527347
Why the bat ears on the head?
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If male
>Sadistic monsters wearing the guise of nobility, if only out of a general preference for domination over outright destruction, and cursed by a few lingering remnants of their own humanity.
If female
>Cute dorks who probably developed an eternal breast envy after getting turned at age 10
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>>84536871
>getting turned at age 10
What kind of sick fuck turns kids?
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>>84540515
Brad Pitt iirc
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Me? I just really like vampires.
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>>84540776
She was turned by Lestat, who was indeed a sick fuck.
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>lived long enough to see my thoughts on FAT vampire chicks become the standard on /tg/
what a time
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One of your minions has been scavenged!
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>>84543224
None of the vampire chicks posted so far look particularly fat to me.
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>>84544272
Uhh
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>>84544272
We switching over to FAT Vampire chicks?!
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>>84540515
Vampires aren't exactly the sanest people around, you know...
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>>84543224
what
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>>84542921
Lestat was imho a pretty good example of what sort of shenanigans a low-humanity character gets up to after couple hundred years or so of unlife.
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>>84494124
Shame that game died.
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>>84489988
So normal men are vampires according to you?
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>>84551371
Real shame. Legacy of Kain gone, Prince of Persia gone. Where do I find my leather pants+scarfs fix now?
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>>84512249
>>84511998
I've been working on this off and on for years (mostly off, to be honest). I think I've got some good ideas, but actually working out where to start is a bit of a problem!
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>>84545365
I don't have fat vampires, but I have some bloated ones. Is that close enough?
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>>84491592
>>84519156
I'm seeing a pattern here...
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>>84527347
how about twinkpires?
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>>84519156
>>84491592
i'm liking this pattern
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>>84492510
>>84486983
Interested in diplomacy
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>>84486983
I play up the living dead factor. They might be seductive but they do not feel love for you and will never feel pleasure again outside drinking blood. They are predators pretending to have emotions so you’ll think with your dick long enough to leave your neck exposed.
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Running the stock market, the space program, and making first contact.
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>>84522952
>>84513827
>>84513611
I need the names of the hentais where the Hellsing Vampires first designs appear in, please.
I hopefully fap to Seras Victoria lewds by the actual creator of Hellsing Ultimate if you catch my drift.
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>>84563318
literally wikipedia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kouta_Hirano#Alphabetical_list_of_works
Angel Dust is proto-Anderson
Gun Mania is proto-Alucard, except gay and not a vampire
Coyote is proto-Pip and Major
I'm actually not sure which one is proto-Seras
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>>84563318
>>84563364
Legend of the Vampire Hunter is literally the first chapter of Hellsing, except it has the Valentines as the villians instead of the Priest vampire and they bang Seras before Alucard comes along, blasts them and takes in Seras who is now vampirised.
Desert SS has Proto-Captain as it's protagonist.
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>>84562381
Wasted design
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>>84563144
>vampires driving first contact with aliens

For what purpose?
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>>84566967

I don't know about you, anon, but I'd get bored eating the same thing for forty thousand years or so...
If a new restaurant opened in my neighborhood, I'd go check it out.
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>>84565714
come again?
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>>84506802
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>>84553250
Looking at what LoK: Dark Sun was going to be like I'm glad it died. I fucking loved LoK and it ended as well as it could have. It left Kain with free will, the world still (almost) pure, a sword/WMD and a list of names.

By LoK standards that's the best possible ending.
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>>84506802
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>>84486983
>How do you like your vampires?
killed by transhumanists
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>>84565714
>>84568068
>>84568238
why do japs draw vampires as elves?
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>>84493477
>>84493512
With that logic why would they wear any clothes?
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>>84569868
Going barefoot doesn't count as public indecency.
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>>84491878
>struck me as wierd.
a country has as many vampires as it deserves.
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>>84491878
A house is an enclosure that has an owner who can invite you. Simple as.
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>>84491878
>What qualifies as a house?
I'm pretty sure there's piece of legislative explaining the definition in excrutiating detail
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>>84569824
Japanese has a vampire like youkai who feeds on life force. They often give youkai pointy ears so you'd mistake an evil human with pointy ears for an elf.
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Warhammer fantasy does the different archetypes of vampire quite well (warrior, nobleman, seductress, inhuman wizard, beast). I am particularly fond of necrarch and strigoi
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>>84569868
In private they don't
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>>84487018
Those movies are unironically good
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>>84575432
Only for Kstew feet.
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>>84575432
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>>84540515
>What kind of sick fuck turns kids?
One of the very, very, very, very, VERY few commonalities with Vampirism is that it can be used to save someone from death.
So it's fully possible for a Vampire to go "well fuck this person I/someone close to me cares for is dying so might as well give her the one thing that can save her".
It's less "What kind of sick fuck turns little kids" and more "what kind of sick fuck has the heart to let a child die when they could save them"?
I wouldn't personally do it without a group that is extremely well-tuned but the idea of a vampiric medical worker being the result of a bunch of vampire kids running around is far from far-fetched.
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>>84496644
>that doujin
Extremely hot corruption story
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>>84578458
>Extremely hot corruption story
Yeah, but it's kinda ruined by the Hunter going full Yandere after the second part...
Like, you couldn't accept Giselle having other Dairy Humans Ash?
Or have her turn you into a Minotauress or something?
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>>84486983
In a variety, each mostly human with inhuman features drawn from various scary animals that want to drink you. There are bat vampires, spider vampires, leech vampires, tick vampires, etc.
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>>84575452
most based post in the thread
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>>84578516
>it's kinda ruined by the Hunter going full Yandere after the second part
I disagree, I think it's well done, pacing feels just right and seeing the story from the perspective of the Hunter's narration goes through all the steps of his internal reasoning, it's all gradual and it all makes sense in the context. That's the horror of it - hang out with the monsters long enoug and you might start seeing things their way.
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>>84512249
Kino as fuck

Razielim being the stronkest progeny, trying to assault their fortresses as the eldest gradually pupate into Turelim-but-stronger plus fucking wings

With time-skips of a few centuries, you could still have murder machine Razielim defending their last bastions as PCs spend XP to gain the Soul Reaver-era clan powers at the cost of their clan weaknesses slowly developing
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>>84493480
Even during Soul Reaver, the wings were an excuse to have Raziel thrown into the abyss to become a wraith

Kain would've noticed that Raziel's soul reacted with the Reaver, creating destiny-altering paradoxes that would change the time streamer chamber's visions, which should in the lore be otherwise impossible

Kain being a determined and scheming dick never revealed to his lieutenants that the time streamer even existed after being heavily involved during Blood Omen; Raziel had no idea what the fuck was going on when he found it
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>>84490109
>Bram Stoker Dracula rules, where he can't go form boat to land except at certain times of the day.

I thought he had to literally shipwreck the boat so he didn't have to cross water to land
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>>84579326
That's the first time in my life that I've considered watching Twilight.
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>>84579326
Fuck, she's so beautiful it's unreal
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>>84525222
Well yes, They were subject to corruption-evolution because all vampires created from humans were corrupted and all their creations inherit it. Vorador was corrupted too.
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>>84581322
true but the lack of booba really holds her back
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>>84582665
She looks like shit with the dyke haircut
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