Thanksgiving Edition>New Battleforce boxes:https://www.warhammer-community.com/2021/11/18/there-is-only-war-in-the-41st-millennium-these-battleforces-will-make-sure-youre-ready-for-it/>Game Balance Update.pdfhttps://www.warhammer-community.com/2021/11/09/game-balance-is-at-the-heart-of-this-official-warhammer-40000-rules-update/>Downloads; Rules Errata, FAQs:https://www.warhammer-community.com/downloads/https://www.warhammer-community.com/faqs>New /40kg/ Temporal Rules Mega:5BdySBCL#c-t83EQjF8ReLLNzjYvkJA>New 40k 9th rules backup Megan4UABLRZ#Vja1JkglfbohgYStbe6qHw>Old temporal megasrfJDSIYC#x2H3sLteMXwKAXsTSaCf7QcMUW2bZb#rIcfLldPsSy2mZZiKlN9hQ>40k Audiobook MegatEE13SBB#OPdnpBHImj2lMc5xLkRAmw>Tools to Improve Battlescribe Readability:https://buttscri.be/https://rweyrauch.github.io/PrettyScribe/Pervious thread: >>82315799TQ: Are you gonna have some turkey?
>>82322042Maybe or maybe not depends on what I am feeling.
>>82322042>TQ:Thanksgiving was last month, so no :^)
>TQNo turkey for me, nativity fast is on.
>>82322042>Are you gonna have some turkey?is this housefire season in 'merica already?
I will again for dinner.
>>82322066>Canadian Thanksgiving is on Orktober
Why are they the best chapter?
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Friendly reminder, Warhammer 40k is satire. >m-m-m-muh Poe's LawLaws are made to be broken. See GW's IP ownership law, fuck laws.
>>82322042Post B A T T L E S
>>82322154I don't give a shit what it is. I love seeing super warriors smashing orcs in the face while there's space elves flying around.
>>82322154Post 50 examples of satire from 8th edition of 40k onwards. Include satirical examples specifically from The Gathering Storm, Imperium Nihilus: Vigilus and War Zone Octarius series of books.
>>82321996 #>Tau are bullshit Mary Stu cunts and nobody can ever convince me otherwise.You have to look between the lines: it's all lies. Literally like Starship Troopers: it's a satire even if the creator himself doesn't know it is. Even if that future is actually a nice one: the satire is better than real life, apparently.In the tau's case, there are Tau who suffer. They are silenced and forced back into compliancy due to mental control. We have seen instances of Tau ordered to kill themselves.As for the resources, the other races are """kind""" enough to work for the Tau, for the greater good.The vespids were "gifted" with "communications helmets" (fucking mind control) and now they mine radioactive material for the Tau. Luckily they are "almost" immune to the lethal emanations. Same for Ion weapons that can kill the wielders. But these are "rare" events, and our brave and totally not hypno indoctrinated Fire caste is more than willing to sacrifice for the cause!You heard it from our Ethereal Supreme AunVa, who is totally alive and most certainly not a fucking VTuber :D>Even their rebellious splinter group is somehow even MORE super nice and noble with zero consequences.This. Farsight is unironically the only 100% good faction in the entire setting
They will fuck up the Tau codex by just giving them bigger toys instead of fixing the fundamental problems with the faction aren't they?
>>82322185The fact that more than 50 people actually paid real money for it
>>82322203Whats the fucking fundamental problems with the faction, cunt? That you aren't hitting on 2+ with your crisis suits? That there aren't 50 KROOT and VESPID datasheets? Get fucked!
>>82322230take a breather, fucking autist
>>82322230>Whats the fucking fundamental problems with the faction, cunt?They exist
>>82322203They're not doing a range reset since most Tau models are already plastic. Tau will probably get buffs to their big guns (railguns vehicle only doing d3 wounds???) and buffs to short range shooting since their edition is all about close combat and close range shooting
Thoughts on my ‘gym class’ repentia?
I could totally see Tau getting their own gun type much like how Orks guns are Dakka, like a type of gun thats a hybrid of rapid fire and pistol
>>82322230Not enough C'au units
>>82322230>Whats the fucking fundamental problems with the faction, cunt?They are the most skewed faction towards shooting, and are inferior at it compared to a multitude of factions that have more utility, melee capabilities, and synergies.
>>82322261So that's what Australian gym clothes look like, interesting
>>82322261>Thoughtscrop your thots
>>82322203Last thread, anon was explaining the value of melee over entirely ranged attacks. Since a charge is like another movement, you can use a charge to propel your units into contesting range.But Tau cannot contest. GW's idea of improving the pulse carbine was to give it +6" range instead of +1 shot. I think that would make it better.Or pulse blaster shotguns becoming D2 for their closest profile. Leave one marine survivor or so and charge him.Plus Farsight is soooo totally going to get the Crisis Detachment, just like DA got the Terminator and Biker detachment. Every marine should get those. Or how IG got the tank detachment.
>>82322266I don't think they get one or they would have given Fire warriors pulse weapons it.Though i could see them having army rule that allows them to fire in combat with -1 to hit.
>>82322203Tau arent getting new models other than Darkstrider. The new codex will mostly be a rules update.
>>82322042>tqthink so. i dunno, going to my mom's for turkey day today, just as soon as my dish is out of the oven
>>82322261They're sort of neat. I was going to go for a similar scheme with my Sisters, so it's neat to see it on models. Shit sculpts tho.
How does one get a breeding license in the Imperium?
Just bring jump-shoot-jump back, it would be nowhere near as oppressive as it used to be.
>>82322312By breeding the administratum representative until they get heart pupils
>>82322261Hello to land down under!I hope your ground harness is fastened properly.
>>82322327Bring it as a stratagem. Crisis suits had jump shoot jump...butt hey also moved 6" per jump. Now they move...8"? Wtf? Why don't they move 12" lol
>>82322327I'm fully expecting to get strats for some armies to move in the shooting phase, because we all know strats solve everything.
>>82322327With the terrain rules as is, it would be awful. They should get an armywide strat that let's them do it multiple times, instead of how it is now where only a certain sept gets it and can only do it once.
>>82322312>Imperium is purposely making their populations incels when they don't need manpowerNow that's funny
>>82322356It already exists as a stratagem, but it’s locked to the worst sept.
>>82322312>Oi mate, you got a loicense for that pregnancy
>>82322341>fastenedClench discipline. That's why they all say "cunt". It's a reminder...
>Guys check out this 40k video game it is so EPIC!!
>>82322364>when they don't need manpowerSo literally never, and it's just flavour text for a vidya tech.
>>82322364>Not needing manpowerThat only means you aren't crusading enough lmao
>>82322261Remove shoes, show feet!
>>82322312Be born to spire family, go to scholar progenium, don't die, join adminstratum, bribe, blackmail and assassinate your war into a human resources position, spy on administratum prefect, blackmail them, insist that more human resources are required if you know what I mean
>>82322377Nice Dune Dubs
>>82322380>So literally never,Depends on the world. The Imperium is suffering from extreme overpopulation that we know.
>>82322396>go to scholar progenium>join adminstratumThat's not how that works.
Could Inquisitor have been a better kill team, because of the bigger scale?
>>82322418Well sure, get selected and posted to the administratum if you prefer
>>82322420Inquisitor was and is very rad. It's a detailed RPG with figures that does what it does extremely well. It's not fast paced enough for a quick skirmish game like KT, especially not the excellent newest edition. Apples and oranges.
>>82322420Too much soul for the normies.Maybe if it was slightly bigger like 35mm instead of the strange oversize scale it had.Could have been playing with barbies at that point
>>82322420I certainly wouldn't have gone out to buy an entirely new set of minis. So I'm not sure what you mean by "better"
Anyone bought from Zack's? how is the quality?
>>82322420Inq28 is the way forward
>>82322418Schola trains other things beside Scion and Sororitas.Fucking Dialogus are just walking translators.
>>82322517The point was you don't "join", you're assigned, as was responded.
Sisters of Silence should be 2 wounds just to fuck with Marine and SoB players
Jesus Christ, Techies.
>>82322570But only when deployed on their own.
>>82322590Well that's fucking horrifying
>>82322590Hey they are people who turn off their emotions and view everybody who isn’t them with condensed ing dismay.>>82322613Why didn’t they keep the female Eldar for the perverted noble’s and Ultramarine’s
>>82322042God I hate all this art.
>>82322634>female Eldar for the perverted noble’s and Ultramarine’sBecause it's illegal and Gulliman only gets away with it because his dad owns a car dealership.
>Admech have 42% winrate this weekWow, the nerfs sure went hard.
Need help with ideas for rhino stand in for my Tsons.Got the idee from a mate since he made some good ones out of the lord of skulls tracks, pic related.
>>82322669Who knew that nerfing them 3 times in a row and slapping a 250-300 point tax on their lists would drop them a tier?
>>82322667Why didn’t he make it legal to have Eldar sex slave’s
The Tau can be pretty savage.
>>82322706One of the reasons they dropped so hard is because the WAACFAGs abandoned the faction
>>82322669Is B literally the best tier to be in?
>>82322718Forgot my picture.
>>82322708Bestiality is wrong
>literal top teir in comp>relatively balanced in casual playSay it with me ladsWEARETHEHAMMER
>>82322730Define best.You might think it's the most balanced, but the more balanced the game the finer the divide between tiers, so every tier will always be occupied by someone.
>>82322754>>relatively balanced in casual playehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhJust don't spam Dreadknights I guess.
>>82322738You should be careful what you wish for.>>82322739But Gurlman fucked one.
>>82322739And yet horses aren't passing laws to make it illegal.
>>82322730A healthy game state is having everything exist between 45%-55% winrate and seeing variety in top placings.Currently some factions are in the sub 30s percent and other are breaking 60% winrate
>>82322777This is wholly unachievable
>>82322790We’ve gotten pretty close to it back in 8th edition when the new Space Marine codex came out, but befor the supplements.
>>82322761Yeah pretty muchIf youre not taking THE list or close to it, youre pretty fair
>>82322793What game is that and damn is that a burn.
>>82322756You are strong enough to be able to pull your weight against most other armies, including tier S armies when they don't use optimized lists, and you are weak enough that you don't have a reputation for a waacfag and you don't have people refusing to play you. Against most armies in the game you play a mostly balanced game where your skill usually matter more than your list.
>>82322790Good portion of 8e had those rate, with only some outliers.
>>82322799Yeah that's the point. You could achieve it if you stopped publications and then released periodic balance patches for 1-2 years. But with GW schedule? Not a chance. You could obtain it by chance but it will never last.
>>82322590>the entire galaxy is under daemonic siege>imperium goes out of its way to smash soul stone to make those daemons stronger for no benefit to themselvesAnd people ITT get mad when you say the Imperium is driven by hate
>>82322812I take it your supplying a definition? Because the rest of my post is just pointing out that even at an even spread of 45-55% win rates, those with 55 will be S, 53 A, 50 B, 47 C and 45 D. But the game would still be in a much better place.
>you need multiple boxes of infantry to fill a single squadthis kills the tabletop
>>82322822A good portion of 9e armies have it now, with some outliers.The outliers are the problem.
>>82322837I am not talking about tier B in an abstract absolute sense. I am talking about this specific tier B>>82322669
>>82322833It was a perfectly reasonable course of action. If they didn't smash those soulstones the Eldar would have 99% caused the destruction of a sector or something like that trying to retrieve them.
>>82322851I'd say B and A tier is where you want to be since those tiers alone actually constitute most armies with between a 45% to 55% winrate.
>>82322843I mean good portion of 8e time-periods where all the codex armies had the equilibrium, with only few outlier months due to like of Ynnari, Knights, and end of 8th with SMs.
>>82322839Did you finally decide to branch off from marines?.
>>82322839>IG box used to make two squads of infantryTAKE ME BACK
>>82322590For a bunch of cog and wire, someone's pissed lmao
>>82322878i finally decided to play incursion instead of patrol.
>>82322839Basically what warhammer fantasy became.3 to 4 kits to make a single unit is just dumb.
Thinkeing about Dreads
>>82322793Fucking lmao>Mfw Tau win people by tempting them with living standards and thicc Tau thots
>>82322940Bit too cold to sit around and think about such stuff.
>>82322957>try that>everything snap but the glued parts
>>82322890>heavy weapons in a separate box>no plasma or meltathey never really did the plastic IG squads well, though the box o' 16 catachans or 20 cadians definitely was better than the current offering
>>82322042>TQNo, thanksgiving was last month.
>>82322890>not combing an entire platoon into 1 squadPathetic
>>82322990I wonder if we'll lose the ability to take HWTs in Infantry squads because the box doesn't come with them.
>>82322906Goddamn soace marines are so fucking lame jesus christ.
>>82322989>"Like the good ol' days after the Fall of Cadia!"
>>82322989This is so stupid but I love it. I hope I'll get to see sequel one day.
>>82322839>posts no models
>>82323017I'm really worried about GSC.
>>82323023Why are you saying that? I thought that was cool
>>82322042The Imperium is a theocratic feudalistic empire, change my mind!
>>82322042I dont mind turkey but we dont celebrate thanksgiving. Its just another weekday
>>82323057Damn what brave hot take
>>82322754>also get their own vidya soonThe tease from the Dev diary was also nice.
>>82323066Had some smooth brain cry at me on Youtube about it when I said wasn't a Nazi powered empire, fuckin' tourist!
>>82323051Don't waste your time anon. They never did sports of any kind. Didn't finish military service.
>>82323057Why? It's literally that indeed>Mfw the Emperor has given me Arrakis as my fief to rule and protect>Mfw i cannot promise I will it travel to the desert if my duty compels me>Mfw the locals' sietches will be theirs forever and they will never be hunted while I govern here
>tfw the milfy talented painter you follow starts straight up thotposting
>>82323102I know it is.Tourists have somehow managed to create this image that it's all about le nazi's and frankly, I should've known better than to get into it with a drone who whines about his 14 points.
>>82323034>"Don't fuck with this inquisitor!"
>>82322154nobody cares, chud
>>82323126What do you expect. The amount of seething one dumb fucker has causes with a tshirt is impressive.Like the first world needs a war, they need to thicken up a bit.
>>82323126Well, the Nazi core directives were>Follow the will of the supreme leader>Destroy those deemed undesirable by the sole authorityI think that's true of any authoritarian regime, and the Imperium is an authoritarian regime. So are commies. Prolly fascists too.That said, i don't know what is EXCLUSIVE of the Nazis that does not appear in other authoritarian regimes. The Jews thing? Not exclusive to Nazis desu.
>>82323116>Of course I lied, Phil. It's Poker!
>>82323177Yep, reason why it is so confusing why there is such shit show with Nazi when the fuckers are like a baby in terms of kill counts.Like in the history scale of horrible shit those fuckers are not even the top ten of the 20th century
>the T'au faction has a late-game research option called "In our diversity, Strength" Why are the T'au so inspiring?
>>82323191They are when you remove china and India, I'm certain of it
>>82323194They’re putting chemicals in the water to turn the humans heretical.
>>82323194>Why are the T'au so inspiring?
>>82323200Nah maybe if you remove the entire Asian and African continent they could manage to be there.
>>82323194Fuck off to /v/
What's his endgame?
>>82323242...to cum millions...
>>82323200>but if we disregard everything relevant, we can get the conclusion we want!
>>82323242Hopefully to be squatted to end his suffering and ours
>>82323253He should work for news media!
>>82323215See >>82322312Imperium beat them to it.
>>82323119Elite units are almost always are boxed as a minimum squad, and those tracked servotors can get fucked.
>>82323253>>82323268India is an entire subcontinent that gets counted as a single country due to the perfidy of the eternal anglo. I take India and china as separate.China is like planet Jupiter. Every other planet looks irrelevantly small next to it. Just assume china is better and keep it separate.
>>82323306>Just assume china is better and keep it separate.
Can Roboute beat Abaddon in a fight? Kor Phaeron, from his experience fighting him, says that Robu is no match for Abaddon.But what about you guys? What are your takes?
>>82323126Here is the screenie for those interested about his 14 points.
>>82323334Depends on who is writing
>>82323334They both have models so it's irrelevant GW wouldn't dare give either the victory over the other. It would end in some bullshit stalemate that they write to make neither of them look like the pussy that ran away
>>82323242To finally feel something he hasn’t before. Slaanesh played a joke on him, he is gonna run out of new sensations eventually and have to keep living.
>>82323334kor phaeron beats the fuck out of a weakened Guilliman at Calth with warp fuckery. Only losing because BL remembered that Kor is a smug, retarded crybaby and tried to convert Guilliman to chaos.
>>82323102This movie was fucking lackluster why do people even like it. It was super pretty and that was about it
Post models. Almost finish with Blood Axe Dakka Jet.
>>82323242I will be so mad if they update his model instead of just dropping him
>>82323331China is 20% of mankind unified. They are the enemy to defeat, but we cannot do it everyone on our own>>82323333I have a big nose but I'm not Jewish i fucking swear. My dick is whole...want me to post that? :^)
>>82323354That's not true considering that Abaddon handed Calgar and Kharn their asses.And also Typhus defeated Huron in a duel.And Ragnar beheaded Ghaz.
>>82323351Please keep American politics out of here.
>>82323376I hope you get mad.
>>82323306Anon even if you do that. Still the N word group would not even reach 10th spot.
>>82323374>Almost finish>only base coatedDo people really?
>>82323381>I have a big nose but I'm not Jewish i fucking swear.
>>82323371Because Dune is cool regardless of a LACK of animated media about it, just as 40k is cool DESPITE all the bullshit GW does to their own fanbase
>>82323351That list is basically any country in the world.
>>82323402>NOOOO YOU HAVE TO SPEND 10 HOURS EDGE HIGHLIGHTING VEHICLES YOU CAN'T JUST PICK OUT SOME DETAILS AND DO SOME DRY BRUSHING IN 10 MINUTES REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>82323419Not him, but if you just do that silver on the little rivets: it'll look nice and will help the model pop.
>>82323381>want me to post that?Yes
>>82323383>Abaddon handed Calgar and Kharn their asses>Typhus defeated Huron in a duel>Ragnar beheaded GhazThey might as well have not even happened seeing as how they're all still alive and well and still playable. Hell Ghaz getting his head cut off was the best thing that ever happened to him. Speaking of Ghaz where the fuck did they find that big ork body to attach his head to, wasn't he supposed to be the biggest and baddest?
>>82323419Wtf is this cope?the model hasn't even been washed, if you did that with a drybrush that'd be acceptable.
>>82322669>chaos knight finally decent and in B tier>all of their lists consists of 9x moirax and the rest other wardogs
>>82323435>Speaking of Ghaz where the fuck did they find that big ork body to attach his head to, wasn't he supposed to be the biggest and baddest?Grotsnik spent a while growing and building it.
>>82323451It's almost like objective secured is the most valuable rule in the game.
>>82323435That's what I've been wondering why not say he's grown closer into full on beast mode?GW has no idea what to do with its own setting, but we've known that for years...
How do genestealer cults on feudal worlds wage war when they lack all the typical stuff other cults have when they're on planet Middle Ages Europe? Besides their claws I guess swords and stuff.
>>82323444>NOOO YOU HAVE TO SPEND AN HOUR APPLYING WASH BEFORE YOU SPEND 10 HOURS EDGE HIGHLIGHTING REEEEEEE
>>82323406>>82323434Lmao ree. Maybe GW should read Chinese history. That way they would write IG numbers in the billions instead of trying to capture a whole planet with less people than were at Verdun lmao
>>82323481>Besides their claws I guess swords and stuffIt is a Feudal world. If they manage to TYRANID one part of the ruling system they already won.
>>82323351Wait, isn't USA fascist by those criteria?
>>82323481>how do super-strong aliens wage war against people who don't have gunsFuck. I don't know.
>>82323478The Orks of Octarius are said to be reaching Beast Ork levels. One of the definitive size descriptions given for the Octaruis Orks is "deff-dread sized".The Overfiend was powerful and large enough to manhandle Carnfixes and rip the Swarmlord in half.
>>82323435They just stuffed waaagh energy into his body before sewing the head back on.
>>82322669I haven't kept up too much with the meta so why are guard in d tier?
>>82323496Any country is.
>>82323496Every country in the world. The list is incredibly retarded.Maybe Sealand would not fit in there.
>>82322669>imperial knights>a tierThey were the lowest when the edition started and they don't have a codex.What happened?
>>82323496Find me a country that isn't.
>>82323502The game is about holding objectives, Guardsmen are decent at taking them thanks to that move order, but they die to a stiff breeze.
>>82323481Feudal worlds are literally earth but everyone wears medieval clothes and their smart phone cases come in coat of mail.
>>82323482>not just slathering the entire model in ink in 2 mintures>not just smashing the model with your broom sized drybrush and being done in 3 minutesDo hobby-lets really?
>>82323508They gave a massive pool of wounds with invulnerable saves objective secured and "counts as 10 models"
>>82323508they got obsec x10 on their big knights and x5 on the tiny ones, do you live under a rock?
>>82323499But what if orks or the deathwatch want to beat them up?>>82323517Well fug.
>>82323486I notice you still ain't posting shit, just dribbling it
Remember when people insisted Orks and Tyranids beat the Blood Crusade? Funtimes.
>>82323500Didn’t he lose to the swarm lord?
>>82323374I think you need some sort of color modulation there, everything is super flathere's some possessed I painted last week
>>82323545Won round 1Lost round 2 when the Swarmlord pulled a pussy tactic.
>>82323523It's the difference between finishing an army and just posting critiques of others on an anonymouse imageboard.
>Eldar leakfag wants to prove his wishlist this weekendWatch his posts disappear on Monday.
>>82323527Anon, Genestealer ass rape terminators. Sadly in the table top they have issues killing guardsmen
>S7 baseline infantry
>>82323557Swarmlord always pulls out pussy tactics.He had a herd of carnifex run Calgar over.
>>82323558>can't possibly finish an army if you take the 30 seconds to quickly drybrush a mini for some minimum effort detailHe's right, you are a hobbylet
>>82323547hang on, are you NL dude, recent Kastelan guy, AND Krieg cavalry guy?dude what the fucklike I respect it but what the fuck
>>82323581>He had a herd of carnifex run Calgar over.lmao
>>82323581>a herd of carnifexit's a carnival of carnifexnot a herd
>>82323568Don't their units already cost a ton?What are they gonna do? Make them more expensive?
>>82323558Sounds like paintlet cope to me.
>>82323601A murder of carnifex
>>82323558if you want to finish you're army by being lazy just use contrast on your infantry, large vehicles are since as long as they don't hover they should have harder edges to for easier drybrushing.If you want to get an army done just batch paint and want to kys, but don't got around saying that a base coated model is done because you ain't getting that sweat 10vp paint score.
>>82323601mardi gras nids now!
>>82323541So why did Khorne just decide to leave?
>>82323586ye that's mewhy what's up?
>>82323603Enough of this farce, post models now or forever be known as greytide.
>>82323482I'm no fan of edge highlighting either but to act like it doesn't make the model look better is disingenuous
>>82323614The Blood Crusade is tied to the Warpstorms. If the Warpstorms move, they have to move it.
>>82323618just respecting the work ethic hey
>>82323563I know genestealers and termies don't get along. But I also know that if a cultist on a feudal world tries riding a horse to lance a marine or something with a gun he's going to gain some new holes.
>>82323376Why tho?Not being an ass, just confused, EC fans would like him, right since he is a major part in the legion?Also in general seems like he'd be a character chaos playrs would like?
>>82323541I love how the orks and nids were just baffled by what happened
>>82323622That's commander greytide to you.
>>82323657>EC fans would like him, right since he is a major part in the legion?
>>82323374cute DakkajetHave a shitty picture of my intercessors
>>82323559post his rumours before his posts disappear
>>82323657IMO he's tied with Draigo for worst character in the entire setting. Literally nothing interesting about him and the effort of updating his model and fluff could be put towards making a good character/model
>>82323351>Powerful nationalismGood. Your citizens should like to live there>Disregard for human rightsBad. Humans are the only species in the universe allowed the right to die for the Emperor>Identification of enemies as unifying causeNeutral. It should be one of many causes>Supremacy if the militaryDo you want a cucked military like Germany or Japan's?>Widespread sexismAccept and love our differences, for isn't diversity our strength? :^)>Controlled mass mediaSpewing utter lies and sensationalist garbage should be illegal>Obsession with national securityWhat nation desires to have weak security?>Religion and government are intertwinedBAD. Nation and state should be separate, just like the Adeptus Astartes do.>Corporate power is protectedStability should be safeguarded>Labor power is suppressedEasy. Replace all laborers with robots :^)>Disrespect for intellectual and the artsArt is coomer stuff, intellectuals are okay as long as they do actually useful stuff like STEM research, rather than useless shit like poetry and philosophy.>Obsession with crime and punishmentBy law, being a criminal is ilegal>Cronyism & corruptionEveryone should be rich. That would solve that problem>Fraudulent electionsElections should be transparent and fair, and election day should be a holiday...but it will also require electoral ID, and can only be done in person. And if the planetary governor is inefficient, they will be replaced by an Imperial offworld delegation :^)
>>82323640thanks man, the itch to paint comes and goes. Don't think I painted more than 5 models in 2021 before I knocked out the night lords
>>82323670I just don't know, I don't really care for chaos, just not my favorite faction.And through that know jack about the Emperor's Children besides Fabius Bile, Fulgrim existing really.
>>82323686>Dangerous cult that if successful brings the destruction of their planet if successfulKek
>>82323690What's so bad about him?Is it because Lucius's bullshit ability?
>>82323602I can see them staying about the same price depending on whether they get to keep their +1 to invulnerable saves or not. That said, GW has been under-costing a lot of units this edition.
>>82323686He can't sneed!
I need help coming up with a name for a sororitas order I'm working on. Their background is they are keepers of a cemetery/night world and alongside being a militant order, they also bring back the fallen to inter on their homeworld. I have a basic color scheme but coming up with a name fr them still eludes me they may or may not be an excuse to use the unwanted bones and candles from my buddy's black templars
>>82323568If it's achieved with a melee weapon that alters their strength characteristic then it's not baseline.
>>82323568I for one can't wait for a bunch of new custode players.
>>82323194what is this from?
>>82323717Les Gardiens de la Mort?
>>82323717Keepers of the Sepulchre is easy, anon. The maidens of perpetual rest. Wardens of His VanguardThe ladies of Fólkvangr (Freiya's valhalla)
>>82323713His entire character is that he's a shitter. Fabius, while kind of his own thing now, is a great EC character that is actually interesting to read about and he actually does things himself. Lucius just dies to anyone he comes in contact with and gets to keep going
>>82323745I'm definitely getting some once that box comes out but I don't actually play so I'm only half a fag
>>82323769Lelith is right. Hacking that armour off would be the way to deal with him.Say how come I can't kill him by shooting?
>>82323770Inb4 those cultists get cloned into a Floydosaurus. https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=pB_uGLcg3Zu
>>82323685Took some screenshots, probably dump then in here once I have time in the next few hours.
>>82323783Let me guess, you're going to paint them silver and purple.
>>82323769So Lucius is just straight up a murder hobo that gets always killed but then gets "resurected" with his "Pls nerf OP" powers?Wasn't it something like if anyone killed him, if the one who killed him felt any satisfaction or something, they'd then get violently turned/birth Lucius again or some weird shit?
>>82323769Does his fall to Slaanesh make him less or more interesting, now that he is no longer an atheist but the monster maker of the gods?
>>82323568d2 is nice also, but still a nerf into -1 damage, and there's a shitton of that around. Mostly just a game of matchups with that.I'd be surprised if Superior Fire Patterns doesn't get nerfed to 2CP if it even stays, and I reckon shields would lose the 3++ but might get something to compensate. Maybe like a -1 damage in melee.
>cant decide which skintone to usewhy this gotta be so hard
>>82323807For use on what
>>82323795>>82323784Killing Lucius without feeling satisfaction won't kill him permanently since there is another less known part of the blessing which is that Lucius can only die forever if he is killed by a being whose heart is filled with nothing but mercy.
>>82323795Only if you feel pleasure/pride in killing him.
my local GW store's facebook made a post implying there would be a black friday sale. anyone know what their usual black friday sales are like? I feel like there's no way it'll be anything significant but maybe they randomly throw a box or two that are old on heavy discount or something?
>>82323697yeah like unless I miss my guess those cavalry were untouched for yonks hey, cause I remember someone buying a bunch of them and getting mocked for the photos always being the same>>82323702EC are Mean Girls, they can acknowledge top bitch but that doesn't mean they like it or wouldn't betray them in a heartbeat to move upwhich is true of most Chaos but it's especially true of EC and EC players, prissy powerhungry pontificating drama queens that they arepre-Heresy they strove towards objective perfection, insamuch as that's possible, always pruning and streamlining and refiningnow they have splintered into a million fractured individual subjective pursuits of perfection, fully embracing disorder and ruin, each convinced they're secretly a genius surrounded by fools who they could outdo if they'd just stop being held back for a brief momentit's like a university level Drama class except with more Klingon promotionsinto this mix, you have Lucius, who hasn't really changed or improved or grown since the Heresy, but THIS is the guy the Dark Prince gifted immortality without Daemonhoodnot you, not that guy two warbands over with the sick eldarbone piercings that send warpstone cocaine directly into his brain whenever he sees green and sonic implants that you grudgingly respect (but know you could outdo if you could just get your hands on the materials), not your boss who you have to heap sycophantic praise on or he'll flayfuck you to death (and while you would get off on it, it would stop your next project in its tracks)nah it's that jobber who stabs people good
>>82323819What if i feel pity? Putting him down for good would be an act of mercy. Also, a blank could totally he safe from the curse lol.I don't want to have an OC character who kills Lucius (like Nikona), I just want it to not have to flee because killing Lucius means becoming him.
>>82322266What i can see happening is the commanders aura changing to "target counts as having one extra markerlight token" and multitracker doing the same thing. Can also see drone controllers changed to give drones BS4+ instead of +1 to hit.Hopefully they'll finally unfuck seeker missiles and give them their 2+ bs back.Easy way to fix lack of melee is to bring back jsj but the thread throws a massive hissy fit when its mentioned.What I'd like to see is all the tau weapons get a special profile bonus that activates at a markerlight tier. Like all pulse weapons rerolling wound rolls of 1 or missile pods getting +1D.
>>82323717Sororitas de la Petit Morte
>>82323843>Also, a blank could totally he safe from the curse lol.Not really since Fabius' curse worked on a Necron.If your heart isn't pure and full of mercy, he isn't going to die forever.
>>82323835Of course you can surpass Lucius as Slaanesh's chosen, anon. Just give in. A little bit more. Further Slaanesh's cause. More sensations, closer to perfection...Of course that won't bite you on the back.Lucius is just a trick m8
>>82323835Really does sound like a boring as fuck character...Jesus, he makes the Ultras more colorful/cool in comparison.
>>82323036>played college football, y'know
>>82323823GW doesn't do sales, unless you get some extra token bullshit for buying $300 worth of trash.
>>82323791>upset that people can paint models how they like
>>82323888Fucking called it, every cuckstodes players paints them like that because they want to be a unique individual.
>>82323898You think they're going to paint custodes military green?
>>82323374for the glory of the Karmic Rebirth!
>>82323791I was actually yes, why is that some kind of meme or something
>>82323804Even without a shield they have a 4++ unless they do something to change that as well.
>>82323913It's a generally a nice looking scheme, it's just the fact that every custode player i've met has it but they act like they're breaking the mould and being unique.>>82323906>greenI wouldn't be adverse to that idea.
>>82323898Your options are gold or silver, anything else looks retarded. I don't like gold so I'm choosing silver, unless you'd prefer I paint them ultramarines blue and have them look completely retarded
>>82323898>painting the models you bought for yourself in unofficial paint schemes>how dare you
>>82323854>Fabius' curse worked on a NecronAnd people wonder why I hate this character
Just got my hands on some csm bikers. What is the least bad way to run them? Chainswords? Giving a squad of 3 guys 2 meltas and a combi melta?
>>82322836So who actually gets the kid when trueborn are born? I can't imagine two dark eldar (especially archons) being that close for however long it takes for eldar to hit puberty.
>>82323947Ultramarines are greatest in the galaxy of course the Custodes would look up to them and emulate them.
which army has the cutest twinks?
Does anyone have any pics of non metallic custodes? NMM doesn't count
>>82323947>limiting yourselfbelieve in yourself.
>>82323997do gays even play warhammer
>>82324006Yes. Look at how many people post models here.
>>82323972>unofficial paint schemesIt's the de facto generic custodes paint scheme, and yes I will oppress peoples hobby.
I have a friend who plays Imperial Guards, I want to get him one of the big tanks variation for Christmas which are like £80/$100+. Which one is the best one? So like Banesword and the others
>>82323907I really like the cloth man, how'd ya do it
>>82322203There's basically no way Tau are getting new units beyond that one hero. But, a new codex will be acceptable imo.
>>82324031The baneblade/shadowsword and their variants all are built from the same box, so don't worry about which ones since he'll be able to build any of them.
>>82323854>murder hobo>dies constantly>but comes back with his Mary Sue powers>pretty much unkillable permanently>does nothing but kill and no other characterizationThat is so fucking retarded, Jesus fucking christ.I do hope GW squats his ass or at least reworks him to be less broken as fuck Mary Sue, otherwise he is just shit.Who the fuck wrote this character, fucking ADB?
>>82324006well, you do so that's at least 1
>>82322230The codex is completely out of balance with the meta you sperg settle down. 9th Ed rules and bringing them into line with the power creep is a fairly small ask.
>>82323854Lucius respawns because slaanesh wants that, not because of some dumb curse. As long as it's funny for him to respawn he will, rules of the "curse" are irrelevant.
>>82324022Nice reading comprehension you mong
>>82324052Read his novel and the Fabius book scenes that feature him.And the HH content that features him. His chaptalization is decent
>>82324005I guess I was wrong that does look pretty good
>>82322162>everything painted>oldschool minis in the fray tookino
>>82324079>chaptalization>Chaptalization is the process of adding sugar to unfermented grape must in order to increase the alcohol content after fermentation. The technique is named after its developer, the French chemist Jean-Antoine-Claude Chaptal.You never stop learning.
>>82324051Well that's convenient. Thanks anon
>>82324052I would've wanted Lelith to kill him but she's a hulking bulldyke now so I hope she dies too
>>82324037thanks anon. if you mean the orange its jokaero orange > agrax earthshade > trollslayer orange drybrush
>>82324075Thanks, i enjoy reading subtext.
>>82324106GW like to bolster their model line up by listing all a kits different variants, so if something looks like it's based off the same base model/chassis just have a look at the sprue online, that should confirm if they're from the same box set.
>>82324031Get him a Baneblade and an “octoblade” magnet kit from the magnetbarron
What's the age of consent in the imperium?
>>82324143A 20 year old was considered too old to marry and breed on Terra.
>>82324143depends on if you're a noble or not.
>>82324051this is like the one good thing GW has ever done for guard, consolidate all the baneblade vehicles into one kitit just cost use 75% of the regiments, 10 infantry models per cadian box, a bunch of price increases among other nitpicky things
>>82324171yes but what about in 40k
>>82324108at least they didn't give her the haircut
>>82324143Depends on the planet. Lukas the Trickster was fugging women at the age of 13 to the extent he has grandchildren and so on.
How quickly do lasgun charge packs degrade? Obviously since it's a battery it will hold less and less power as it's recharged and reused but how quick or noticeable would this degradation be?
>>82324178But it's been always been like that with the plastic kit?Unless i'm misremembering and the shadow-sword sprue was seperate for a bit.Also fuck guard, they should be squated.
>>82323242To get run over by Doomrider when he comes back!>Lucius saves Doomriders head and puts it back on his body and Doomrider runs him over with his bike killing him to show thanks. Slaanesh starts laughing his pink bubble gum ass off and doesn't revive Lucius because he thinks Doomrider is too cool and funnny.
Quickly dumping some screenshots of the eldar "leaks", just in case the leaker can deliver some proof on the weekend. Pinch of salt, press x to doubt, yada yada.
>>82324225They should unironically bring doomrider back before lucius, both stupid but at least doomrider is fun
How many rippers would it take to tarpit a bloodthirster?
>>82324221the shadowsword based tanks were a separate boxalso fuck you, guard are based
>>82323880>filename>marine is redI never knew they made red ultra marines. (I've never read an imperial codex I only play xenos)
>>82324281>apocalypse boxI member now, that takes me back to those cluster fucks of games.Guard are not based, and especially not the player base.
>>82324221Only army that should be squatted is the Tau, idiot.
>>82323823It'll be like the deathguard and ork bundles where you get them all together but save literally nothing
>>82324318Sounds like someone's been on the receiving end of a few demolisher rounds recently
>>82324258>new Dire Avenger leaderSo copying the fan work that only won second place?
Why did they get rid of blast templates?
>>82324191>believing boasts of a character called "trickster"
>>82324328> eceiving end of a few demolisherNot from a guard player, funnily enough before the cungflu both of the local guard players came out as trans, one didn't make it though the pandemic.
>>82324349Because the game is supposed to change from a tactile experience to a diorama roll-off.
>>82324356>>82324342There's precedent since geedubs made that Castellan on the BT cover
>>82324371guard players being trans, a story old as the hills
>>82324326Honestly if they just consolidated them into Scions i would be happy, I wish i didn't sell my odst army.
>>82324393Done. Time to smoke some Hopium.
>>82324384Yeah I know. I just wanted to post the model someone made beating GW to the punch.Also, they better made some female farseer models.
>>82324371all the guard players I know are either two steps away from becoming a neo nazi or old men who would rather be playing historicals
>>82324309It's a red corsair, which traditionally have renegades from all over. The guy who made this one has lots of heavily kit-bashed red corsairs based on all kinds of chapters
>>82324031They all come in one box, so buy that and he can build whichever one he wants.
>>82324419>Tactical rock already a feature of the original artSounds absolutely legit.
>>82323835>but THIS is the guy the Dark Prince gifted immortality without DaemonhoodBecause it's funny that he thinks that makes him top shit when his gimmick is being proven wrong. Lucius is a walking joke and doesnt realize it.
>>82324520ok do you think that makes a difference to your average EC whose POV I was speaking from though
>>82323478>GW has no idea what to do with its own setting,And they picked the worst option of trying to "advance" a setting already set a minute to midnight. Reducing them to this awkward state of "uh oh, now the Silent King is making his Nexus and SUPER orkz and Nids are spilling out everywhere - but the Imperium is still just barely holding on like before. But trust us. It's just a little less well than the other day even though the result is still effectively stasis."The only interesting thing that could possibly happen is if they grow the balls to nuke 40k like they did Fantasy. Which will be endlessly funny if only for the screeching nidfags.
>>82324569Probably not. I evidently didn't follow the reply chain up far enough.
>>82324429every guard player is one misclick away from becoming either a nazi or a tranny
>>82324591>nazi or a trannyThose aren't mutually exclusive, unfortunately.
>>82324356>HierarchsIf true sounds like Exarch+s that wont have any real reason to exist beyond the obvious meta reason of selling new models.
>>82323769I am so tired of this fucking secondary meme about Lucius and jobbing.
>>82324052That greentext describes Kharne, too. Remove the murder hobo part and you can include Typhus. There's more to all four champions (including Fabius in the 5 listing) ofcourse.
>>82324689I love how his book proves that meme wrong in every way. Absolute unit, with his own crew of misfit rapists.
>>82324356Wait will Hierarchs be female only types or ultra old exarch or possibly autarchs that are autistic to one shrine?
>>82324727The part about the crew and their little issues, after the battle end, is some of the most entertaining writing I've experienced in a long time. The later parts are not bad, but didn't really appeal to me as much. I'd love more stories about just small, short, stories about Lucius and his crew.
>>82324689Where did it start? I only hear it here.
>>82324754He has a power that only activates if he get killed,.so every example where he uses his power is an examole of him getting killed.
>>82324415If any of this is confirmed I'mma vibrate out of my chair.
>>82324754It just an extrapolation of the fact that Lucius is a "sublime duelist" but his armor explicitly traps the souls of those who kill him. He carries around X amount of people who are better than Slaanesh's champion at dueling.
>>82324753I love that Terminator, whose only goal in life was owning Terminator armor.To accomplish this he has betrayed, murdered, stolen and god knows what else all to build his armor which fucking hates him because it knows how it was made. He doesn’t care that he’s a thrall to a sorcerer, he’s content.
>>82322042Lots of turkey. God bless America.
>>82324775Wait, there was a dark eldar who had the same kind of armor. I think it was in path of the archon book.
>>82324874Not only his armor, everyone does.But yeah, guy was pure entertainment. Same with the like of the raptor champion discovering that he is, in fact, soulless.
>>82324318Spotted a Tau fag
>>82324774vibrate my fat ass bro
>>82322261Looks awesome, anon. Love the idea too. I’m just starting sisters and your post is making me reconsider pic related scheme for a blue one.
>>82324894Yeah but you can't even remember his name. No one cares about some BL one off to make a meme of them.
>>82324909Tell your brother there's better ways to lose weight.
Got a chaos knight, should I paint it as left or right scheme?
>>82324901Lol, I'm a chaosfag
>>82324900Lucius talking to Bile was also a treat>Lucius and the boys get off dropship >tiny mishappen creature casually walks by EC marines>Lucius fucking soccer kicks it, killing it instantly >it’s mom comes up to murderfuk them>Fabius calms it down casually>really Lucius?
>>82324925I'd rather they stay forgotten then have faggots make shitty jokes that waste discussion time. I mean we all lucius is a jobber, right?
>>82324956Right is cool but I much prefer left. The white armour is so striking and will be more fun to weather.
>>82324968You say that like it's not worse.
>>82324624Gotta sell them aspect lievtenants >>82324745Funnily enough the guy said 3 of the 4 are chicks. My guess it's that they're diet autarchs before they become autarchs. Some other commenter claimed that hierarchs was the name used before geedubs settled on autarchs.
>>82325049You say that like an ass mad guard player.You'll get an update eventually, probably when GSC need better brood brother rules.
>>82325098IT IS A GOOD PAINit really isn't
>>82324774Guy claims he'll "try" and take some pics on the weekend. I'll give him till Monday morning, no vibes till then.
>>82325112You say that like you have no faith in random strangers on the internet.
What's the best way to run Warglaives with Admech?
>>82325126He claimed his buddy got a review/playtest copy and said buddy let him peruse for like half an hour. Assuming everything is true his buddy could still refuse him, which means we'll have to wait until an official announcement of any shape for confirmation.
>>82325177You paint them in admech colours an you don't run admech.
>>82325098Nah, Ork player. I'm just used to decades of chaos fags and more recently Tau fags being the neediest bitches in the hobby.
>>82325231You'd be too if you were a chaos player. Trust me; there's a good reason we act as we do.
>>82325221That's not an appropriate answer.
>>82325231>Ork player>Calling other players neededYeah you're your pic relates to you, hope you enjoyed this years orktober as much as lasts.
>>82325235This is why you and Tau are the most hated factions
>>82325248>orktoberKek, the amount of seething ork players was amazing.
>>82325281I don't play orks but christ that was just disgusting.
>>82325248Honestly it's been better since, the OG orktober was a fucking shitshow. You can't go around hyping "full month worth of content, with new releases every week" just to dump what you already revealed months ago in first two weeks, one new model, a codex, and then cancel rest of the month to sell more marine shit on reprint anniversary of The Beast which was even featured (instead upstaged with more Space Marine books).Especially while squatting good portion of the previous index.
>>82323351Going off this Nazi Germany wasn't even fascist
>>82325311Which wasn't even featured.Hell the store page did not even reflect orktober, it reflected a kill team release however (at end of the month).
>>82325302>>82325311It's what they get for forcing the meme. When the buggy's were teased some guy said that the buggy's were the tip of the ice-berg an bunch of stuff would be dropping in "orktober", GW PR team only picked it up at last minute and the cherry on top is that all the stuff was released at the very end of october.
>>82325356I mean... what do you expect when GW themselves write: "an ork release every week of october" just to stop all releases 2nd week in.
>>82325319Nazi just means stuff I don't like these days. It's not a descriptor for any coherent semblance of an ideology.
>>82325388There was no promise, they had preorder for the box set second week, and the single kit buggies for the last week.It'll be similar to like that guy wish listing about eldar, if it doesn't get confirmed, where some guy sees a rumour mill peice and then says that there's going to be a massive release, and because ork players aren't as jaded as craftwold eldar players they went ham on the bait and started preaching orktober, only to be disappointed that their prophet was mostly full of shit.
>>82322669>nids S tierexplain
>>82325505Hiveguard spam lists
>>82325505Incredibly broken shit from the new campaign book.
>>82325505hive guard with chapter master rerolls, hitting on 2s without needing line of sight. Oh also they can shoot twice for 2 CP with all those buffs on stillOh also 30 termagants shitting out 90 shots each that can deepstrike anywhere, oh also they have double exploding 6s for a cpOh also you have to constantly remember the swarmlord can catapault a genestealer horde across the table at you whenever they want with double move, 2d6 advances and then charge you
>>82325511>>82325516>>82325520Is it really to much to ask that something that isn't hiveguard or exocrine be good for once
>>82322669In what fucking world are salamanders better than deathwatch?
>>82325454Here's something GW started and wrote multiple articles on in advance:>Orktober will have an article published about orks every day of the month (did not happen)>There will be a new ork release every week (did not happen)>There being "secret" orktober reveals (all but one were already shown months earlier by GW)>A new codex release for october (which came out in november)Their marketing fucked up and that should be a constant reminder to them, which thankfully works since GW have handled ork releases since with much more care and effort since.
>>82325564Which article was that?But yeah I always forget how orkplayers are the biggest GW cumguzzlers when it comes to retarded PR shit.
>>82322833>waaah why would the imperium go sorch earth against the species that would kill billions of imperial citizens to save a hundred eldars waaaah!The only good alien is a death alien
>>82322162>Post B A T T L E S
>>82323502Guard aren't in a good place and the vast majority of 40k gamers have no idea how to play them. Combined with low WAACfag interest due to an old codex (they don't want to try what works), Guard don't see much play competitive play.
>>82323242Defeated, but not killed, by Lelith.