Drunk Sluts Edition>Banshttps://magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/news/october-13-2021-banned-and-restricted-announcement>Spoilershttp://www.magicspoiler.com/https://mythicspoiler.com/>What is EDH?https://vocaroo.com/1ihc21gJLBh1CONSTRUCTED RESOURCES>Current meta, complete with deck listhttps://www.mtgtop8.com/https://www.mtggoldfish.com/metagame/https://aetherhub.com/Metagame/>Build and share casual deckshttps://deckstats.net/http://tappedout.net/CUBE RESOURCES>Build and share cubeshttps://www.cubetutor.com/https://cubecobra.com/landingCARD RESOURCES>Search engineshttps://gatherer.wizards.com/https://scryfall.com/https://mtg.wtf/>Proxy a deck or a cube for cheaphttps://www.makeplayingcards.com/https://pastebin.com/9Xj1xLdM>Play online for freeuntap.in>Previous>>82269777>TQName a sexier duo. Protip: You can't.
>>82310905>TQLesbo Chandra and Liliana.
Not even linking the right previous thread>>82311067Delete or wotc will ban you !
>>82311136The previous thread doesn't deserve to be linked.
>>82310905>TQcompletely normal siblings, nothing weird or incestuous about them at all
>EDH is great>Needs shills to make the pointhttps://youtu.be/mIoABZJo_mI
What thousands of years of no pussy does to a mf
Did they BLACK Chandra by putting her with the literal who niggeress?
>>82311707The only story that i read with the WHOKANGS was her getting bleached by chandra, soo yes.
>thread about a player in Vegas getting (((covid))) after GP>locked and replies deletedvery interesting uhhttps://www.reddit.com/r/ModernMagic/comments/r14har/mtglasvegas_covid_positive_case/
>>82311906Even here the janitor is going to purge anything about leaky vaccines and the entire world getting tricked by Jewish shysters.
>>82311906>Hey, I’m locking the comments of this post because people are starting to spread misinformation about the vaccines
>>82311906All i see are deleted messages. Can i get a qrd?Is it the bogdabotts again?
Commander fans react to the story
>>82314366At least we are better off than WoW
>>82311906>>82312021More likely they just don’t want people complaining about how vegas wasn’t “safe” because they’re desperate to get people playing paper again once they realized arena doesn’t make as much money
>>82314391Are we though?
>>82314391>At least we are better off than WoWDid WoW's character demographics get shifted where half the characters of the world suddenly became a race that was supposed to be a minority and rare? Did all the main characters get retroactively hook up in interracial relationships? Did WoW sideline its major characters of the setting for literal whos?
>>82314469That was BFA
>>82314469WoW has just destroyed its entire setting
We are actually as bad as WoW>years of developers releasing subpar expansions>expansions are underwhelming in content and lore, mostly make established characters and settings worse>good characters are killed off and terrible ones continuously given spotlight>removal of all edginess or cheesecake>Each new expansion introduces something bullshit and game-defining that is rotated out with the next>Constantly wanking a "strong female" who is an incompetent retard everyone hatesWhich game am I talking about?
>>8231170713% of the population50% of the creatures
>>82314403No shit. Playing arena is a fucking drag because the client is super fucking slow, they drip feed you cards, so you can't build your decks unless you CONSTANTLY grind every day and even their promo codes have expiration dates.When Riot makes a CCG game that is less predatory than yours, you are managing to outjew the chinks in their own gacha game.
>>82314842It also has no chat.No chat is so gay
>>82314611SHIIIEET need my copion and fast, plz maro send us spoilers of shocklands in full art alternative frame for the next unset!!!!
Behold, it is I, obligatory black woman leader white legendary card of the set!
>>82315364If you’re figuring out this is a black woman and getting mad on it that’s on you
>be irritated at all the commander pandering>realize that wizards printing commander dedicated cards are only ruining the format and commander players fucking hate it because it's creeping the shit out of their formatI changed my mind, I hope they print even more commander products and drive it 6 feet under.
>>82314611Will & Rowan are a duo so boring that even Goblin has more personalityhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTjKwRcIcFM
>>82315667No shit. Goblins are cute as fuck. They are the best characters in general.
>>82315616Case in point... LURRUS and the Companion mechanic which was introduced in HEARTHSTONE ages ago...
>>82315616>Be commander player>meet weekly>decks creep with dedicated cards>lockdown hits, don't meet the pod for months>finally play again>"i make rất"> the decks all have been downgraded to craw levelTank yu corona
>>82311651My biggest concern here is who names their child "Innocent Chizaram Ilo."
Demon Sultan AzathothBubbles in confusion.Center of the Universe,Sprouting foul protrusions.Muffled madd'ning beating drums,Hellish flutes a-playingRound him dance the Other GodsVoiceless, mindless swaying.>>82315710His name is Goblin.
>>82313822Not gonna lie, if I had the power to turn ornithopters into fried chicken I'd be doing it too.
>>82314469>Did WoW's character demographics get shifted where half the characters of the world suddenly became a race that was supposed to be a minority and rare? Did all the main characters get retroactively hook up in interracial relationships? Did WoW sideline its major characters of the setting for literal whos?Yes, yes and yes
>>82315488>nigger face>figuring outYou will never pass
>>82315900I think we both know that you dont care about good representation.
>>82311651I read that short story and it was genuinely awful. Honestly one of the worst ones magic has done.
>>82311651>pozzed >named blue-greenHeckin epic
dead game dead thread
>>82316250>when a girl finally touches me
>>82310905>>82315667When the black & white art version makes look like cousins/sisters
>>82316917MtG can't die soon enough.
>>82317012It's already dead, they are raping and shitting on the corpse.
>>82317006>cousins/sistersas southern rednecks, and likely as incestuous
stop playing modern
>>82317128what kind of loser are you to think anyone here plays?
>>82316917It's time to take the Penny Dreadful pill, anon.
>>82317131you are rightI don't play, I just hate the game
>>82317131i playpauper cube
Like dis coonts? https://www.mtggoldfish.com/deck/4451149#paper
>>82317357decide if you're suicide with small zombie subtheme, mbc or some sort of tribal. Right now it's bad.4 feeders 4 outcasts are ok, run 4 shepherds for the last punch if you want zombie theme. Dregscape Zombie/Rotting Rats synergize with feeder. Same with i.e. lazotep reaver. Oubliette is too expensive, same with Merchant. Highborn Ghoul sucks, don't run it. this is not a deck for te/twisted abomination shenanigans. 4x carnophage if you go suicide route is a must.
>>82317763Ok thanks for the tips I don’t like just L’ing in matchups so I may have spread too thin the first go
>>82316250I have to wonder if this is staged or genuine accident.
Happy Thanksgiving.I am grateful for Lurrus and you will never be a woman.
oh no the jannycalypse didn't end?
>>82318269The dilation station is currently out of commission.
how do i budget aggro?just want to swing with things and not think
>>82318575in what format?
>>8231857512 whack my friendfun never endsno ape pirategoblin grenade, end game t4 and masturbate
Pretty good haul today.Bought a set booster box and the fat pack (130 euro in total). Pulled 9 mythics (7 in the box and 2 in the bundle respectively), along with quite the amount of rares.Do you think i got my money's worth? Some mythics that are worth anything in particular?
>>82318794I don't know how much those are worth but probably not.
>>82318794>Some mythics that are worth anything in particular?Cultivator Colossus is definitely gonna go up in price, people recently realized the card is fucking broken in Modern Amulet Titan, I'd hold on to that for a while.
This is one of the most anti-fun cards since Stasis.
>>82319193tidesprout tyrant got buff
>>82315722based rat tard
>>82318269Oh they deleted the screenshoot about the writer of the story team that identify as their them?Lol>>82318575Red deck + creatures with haste + cards that don’t let opponents to block
>>82319193I love that it is kinda of a homage to Thing in the Ice. >>82318794Isn't the average pull rate on set boosters = 8 mythics (counting commander cards) (without foils tho) . If soo your box was not the greatest but at least some of the money mythics at least.>>82317147Kinda of a joke format, but at least fun to deck build.
>>82318050why else would you film someone opening a bottle
>>82318031We need a, "Beyond Meat" parody.
>>82320205This game is so depressingly shitty now that no one wants to make original content for it. Go make it yourself.
>>82320217go back to your dead general fabfag
>>82320217Brought to you by my 4 year old.
>>82320312Thank you, Little Timmy. Very cool.
>>82318269Demon Sultan JannyBubbles in confusion.Center of the Universe,Sprouting foul protrusions.Muffled madd'ning beating drums,Hellish flutes a-playingRound him dance the Other JanniesVoiceless, mindless swaying.
>>82318269I just arrived, what happened?Today I lost against my friend but I learned how to mulligan and sideboard against an aggro deck as a contol deck.
>>82318269>jannycalypsesay what now?
>>82320856>>82320607there was civilized discussion abount the simic niglet from Strixhaven and janny just deleted it all.
>>82310905Anybody want to play a match on untap?
>>82321015ohthat's what anon meant in >>82311165
>>82321015I dunno, there was one guy getting real pissy about anyone daring to criticize BIPOC charaterx, totally certain no one would complain if a straight white male was shitty, and thus ignoring the last, what, 20 years of Jace?
>>82321015>simic nigletShe's a genius girl who can count backwards from pi and divide by zero, you better give her the recognition she deserves because she's going to be the grandmaster of Strixhaven in a few yearshttps://mashable.com/article/magic-the-gathering-strixhaven-zimone-reveal/>Zimone Wola is a female mage-student of Quandrix College, she is a brilliant and bright prodigy who entered Strixhaven at a younger age than most. Due to her high level of intellect, she flew through her studies in school, passing endless tests of magical study that were way beyond her years. She has recently chosen her college, now becoming a second year Quandrix mage-student much to the delight of her professors, who are keen for the talented whizz to attend their classes. While part of Quandrix, she remains friends with two girls she met in first year; one who has chosen Prismari and the other who will be attending Silverquill.>Zimone wears patterned uniforms like the rest of Quandrix; it is layered and complex, reflecting what she loves. Her goal is to crack the Vorzani Conjecture; a famous and unsolved magical theorem that students and professors at Quandrix have been trying to figure out for decades. Zimone can often be found inside the great Biblioplex – finding books to help solve the theorem.>Her mind is her most powerful weapon which enables her intellectual expansion. Her physical magic is shown as fractals and mathematical interpretations of natures. Intellect runs in her family – her grandmother was once a Quandrix professor but due to unclear circumstances, she has not been seen at Strixhaven University for many years. Even though Zimone is smart, sometimes she can feel uncertain. She struggles to deal with unknown mysteries, particularly ones relating to her own family. Her time at Strixhaven will help her figure out who she is, but it will be the challenges she faces that will allow her to decide who she wants to be.
>>82321117>particularly ones relating to her own family.yup, dad ran away. Hope the racial kaya consultant got a raise for this one
>>82321117It was about the writer or color mage for simic in the mage council, i don't remember. To have an idea, the guy was responding to this i think >>82311217 (soo you know what it is to be expected without making the janny angry)
>>82321219>Zimone was raised by two fathers, Zihir and Dipo. They avoid talking about Zimone's grandmother Nimiroti.
>>82321117>Nimiroti was sending Zimone little birthday notes and packages filled with blue/green ribbons. Over the years the number of ribbons increased in a Fibonacci sequence. Zimone plaited the ribbons into the braid.>When she was admitted to Strixhaven, the Deans spoke highly of her grandmother but didn't tell her what happened to Nimiroti either. Zimone discovered that one of the last things her grandmother did was check out a book titled The Vorzani Conjecture: Extended Reading on Fractal Theory. The book covers the unsolved Vorzani Conjecture, which holds the key to unlocking the very essence of the universe; a boundless infiniteness. Once Dean Kianne found out that Zimone had been reading this book, she blamed Dean Imbraham for negatively influencing her, and wanted Zimone to stop.can they hire a mary sue consultant to make sure they don't steal plot lines from 20 year old harry potter fan fiction
>>82319793>I love that it is kinda of a homage to Thing in the Ice.You're right! Didn't notice that, it's a neat touch
>>82321414they will not admit it because JK Rawling is a gibbon and xylophone
>>82321583>they will not admit it because JK Rawling is a gibbon and xylophoneGod dammit this shouldn't have made me laugh.
>>82315488>>82315903>>82321660what's this discussion?she a black woman, the head of a coven of the mightiest witches of Innistrad, even if they were never mentioned before, and she is the deus ex machina to resolve this set's conflict
>>82321583I m still surprised that wotc didn’t made alternative versions of strixhaven cards as harry potter cards. I mean, they have twins+giant monster that makes smaller ones better+ lots of mages+Black hermione+ cedrico as the wb legendary uncommon+ voldermoth dfc villain + dwarf professor Etc Etc Etc Did warner disliked the crossover ? Did they became offended by JK being a white supremacist? What exacly happened, and have they done any statements about it?
>>82314366man I wish I could still post in the edh discord but Im still fucking IP banned after spamming the kill shill copypasta
>>82308720so I found this "thing" in the wiki page about nuKamigawathere will be kawaii in the set, and this makes me upset
>>82318031>Phoning in the details will lazy squiggles. The art continues to get shittier and shittier. I would've been embarrassed to turn this in for my elective art class back in college and I took it as a joke.
>>82321583>because JK Rawling is a gibbon and xylophone
>>82322214>a bigot and a transphobeI was trying to make it sound silly
>>82322150If they don't put cute traps in nuKamigawa I'm done with this game.
>>82322272Remenber we will have a new jin-gitaxias card on nuKamigawa.Is the only thing that makes me give a damn about this set.I just hope they not give the a new "Edgar treatment ".
>>82321340>i can see the no father jokes with my niggavision>let's subvert by giving her... two fathers!bravo consultant
1/2now that the dust has settled, there are a couple of things I could gather from the story of this crap set>the Celestus is a monumental construction from ancient times (albeit never mentioned before) it was built by witches(?) and it can map the skies and can change the alignment of heavenly bodies (somehow)>Emmi getting into the moon screwed things up, obviously. Days got shorter and nights got longer, so crops started failing and famine begun to spread among humans. Night crawlers became crazy and even more predatory. Werewolves tried to conquer the plane>all the crystals appearing everywhere is just frost, nothing supernatural by itself, not like Emmi's mutations, just because the weather became much more chilly and wearing jackets and sweaters is a foreign concept for the people of Innistrad>there's a thing called "Eternal Night" that people in Innistrad are terribly (and suddenly) very afraid of, and it's exactly what it sounds (duh) but during the events of Crimson Vow the moon was held in place by magic to extend something that was already eternal...>people started taking homeopathy and crystal magic really seriously to protect themselves from this Eternal Night, so the normal cause of action was for them to search protection not in the church or the angels, but from an unspecified, albeit much powerful and very powerful, group of forest-dwelling witches, who were preparing a huge festival to revert the effects of something that was never mentioned in the past and is only a thing in the most recent history of the plane, but somehow the witches knew all along (because ancestral wiccan)>Olivia getting married was an elaborate scheme to control the angels of Innistrad using Sigarda's blood and not cause the Eternal Night, as I imagined. Having complete control of the angels is supposed to achieve something unspecified, perhaps repeating the events during Avacyn's madness with all the murderous angels running around the plane (but who knows)
>>82322518>Jin-Gitaxias saves Kamigawa from being another failureWill he be the emperor?
>>823225842/2>Edgar was resurrected by Olivia using her blood, so he became charmed and accepted to marry her, even thought he later admits participating in her stupid plans willingly and knowing that it would mean the extinction of humans and vampires>Edgar was only awoken because Olivia needed his power over fluids to bleed Sigarda (and Sigarda was captured and bound during the whole wedding, by the way) because the archangel's blood would allow to control the angels with the silver key (again, somehow)>the spirit of the leader of the coven was actually imprisoned inside the key and released like a pokemon when the moment was right so it could free Sigarda, and then Sigarda blasted the wedding with autistic rage, and the gatewatch crashed the party without invitation (how rude)>Kaya killed the spirits bound by Olivia(?) and Chandra was also there>Olivia and Edgar are subdued but flee in the end, so no comeuppance is delivered>the gatewatch and the lead witch restore the balance in the sky (Emmi is still resting in the moon, watching all these retards flail around like headless chickens)so, in the end, nothing was achievedFIN
>>82322639>"someone familiar"I fucking hope so... but knowing WotC is provably Dovin
>>82322703dovin is ded
>>82322703is there any immortal kino choice from og kamigawa left?
>>82322732ok... scratch him from the list, then>>82322748maybe Tamiyobut we will get Tezzeret, Oko, or Kaya
>>82322688>>the spirit of the leader of the coven was actually imprisoned inside the key and released like a pokemonI sear I heard that pokebal sound in my head when I read this
>>82322776I'm hoping for this bitch to appear
>>82322791you are welcome
>>82322748The ghost of Toshiro Umezawa
>>82322907he might be too busy rolling in his grave to be the emperorhowever, if he is, Kaya will kill him againdo we really want that?
>>82322923I don't but I also have a laugh every time that ghetto rat kills a ghost character
>>82322958there are MANY spirits in Kamigawaso Kaya will have to cap a bitch or two
>>82322971kami are nature gods, but they are still spirits in the strict sensejust imagine living your life and suddenly a black woman with an outrageous afro appears out of nowhere and starts killing your gods just to assert herself as the new leader of the entire world just like in real life LOL
>>82322971PSHHH NOTHIN PERSONNEL KID, KARATE KID BITCH COMING THRU
>>82322272can't have cute traps anon, trannies find them offensive to their """"culture""""
>>82323160what will they do? kill themselves in protest?
>>82323176no need, wotc will grovel at their feet before concept art is even drawn
>>82323026>just like in real life LOL
>>82323155kamigawa really had some kino flavor
>>82322688>and then Sigarda blasted the wedding with autistic rageBased feathered slut
>>82322518>Watching as Jin-Gitaxias is not confirmed at the last day of the spoilersSorry, anon but you know thats what gonna happen, just take the brown pill while you can
>>82323385they had their chance during StrixhavenJinny could have been a teacher secretly compleating students or some other shit, but instead we got a off-brand Harry Potter setting, but much more boring and dull
>>82323421Jin-Gitaxias is honestly too smart for that
>>82323447>Jin-Gitaxias is honestly too smart for thatbut WotC is not
>>82323465Yes, that's how we got "we have harry potter at home" - the plane
>>82323421You could say WotC was at least successful in making Strixhaven faithful to its source material, which is one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.>a-at least the books were good though"No!"The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
>>82323737>When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.The irony that I started on Stephen King at 7 years old and didn't pick up harry potter until I was about 14.The dark tower is a much better tale, well, right up until he wrote himself into it at least, but I can pretend it ends with the calla.
>>82323272Holy fuck the feels.>>82323247Shut up weeb>>82322703Beyond cringe. The fact that they are making computer neon light shit is just the nail in the coffin. The fact that they are making a goddamn Lord of the Rings set is indefensible. D&D set was borderline as was. The Walking Dead Secret Lair was the beginning of end and honestly the fact that it did not result in what it should have against WotC meant that the fanbase are a bunch of cowardly pussies and whales who will eat up whatever MaRo shits out. Now he is owned by Hasbro kikes, thank god that one CEO had a heart attack, I fucking jerked off when I heard that news. Worthless subhuman ruined MTG because all he gives a fuck about is money. People who unironically go "b-b-b-b-but it's a corporation it NEEDS to make money" then use that as justification to continue to buy shit they hate, need to be lynched. Honestly every whale and WotC simp needs to be killed. because they are right. It's a corporation doing whatever it can to make money. It's the cocksucking cucks who buy it who needs to have their cars keyed, tires slashed (oh wait they get rides to the FLGS from their moms), and shit thrown in their faces at every opportunity.
>>82323849Done, now you can get your shekels elsewhere for I am the DICKMASTER!
>>82323737yes the story is shit and badly written. but the universe established in the first book was charming. everything after that was just readers returning home to hogwarts, something they knew and loved, with each book. its like reading the local newspaper when you are visiting your parents. the first book was charming and made you want to be there as a kid and that is all it ever took.
>>82323950I read all the Harry Potter books and all I remember is the retardedly OP time travel and that one part where they were shitting on Weasley because he sucked at sports wearing badges saying "Weasley is our king"
>>82323272Holy shit that’s sad
>>82323950just like Magicthe first time we visited a new plane in older settings was trully enthralling, but every time we come back again we see how the place is going to shit, yet we still come back every time WotC shats out a new set because the first time ment something special for us
>>82324034The problem is that JK Rowling was just telling a story and only shit on it retroactively after the series was over so you can ignore all the crap about gay Dumbledore and Snape being the simp lordWotC is shitting on its planes and gameplay in real time causing constant and lasting damage
>>82324065>WotC is shitting on its planes and gameplay in real time causing constant and lasting damagebut it makes them moneyso unfair
>>82323737The Stranger has to be better in French than the translation. I remember reading it in high school and it was just painful, but maybe it would be magnitudes better if I read it as an adult. Thanks for convincing me to go through a couple books I have sitting around
>>82323737I dont get this tier list. Is there a theme or is it just "books I read"? Is there a reason for these rankings or are you just full of shit?
>>82324177the list was compiled by /lit/ anons that preced us, but there's always a margin for personal preferences
>>82324200So these are just random books, ranked randomly, with no explanation?
>>82324217The theme is popular fiction
>>82324200>the list was compiled by /lit/ anonsAnd is therefore just a useless cicrclejerk of classics that people have been praising since before anyone on lit was ever born.Brothers Karamazov is god tier? Fuckin ridiculous, typically depressing russian fare that I can barely distinguish from anna karenina (another shit novel)Gotta read books and figure your own list or you ain't shit.>>82324217Not random, other people have to say they're good books before lit will take notice.
>>82324260>that I can barely distinguish from anna kareninaKek Dostoevsky rapes Tolstoy so hard it's not even funny.
Any list that just namedrops stuff without explanation is worthless. Not even worth talking about and in fact lessens the credibility of anybody who posts it.
>>82324299It's easy to fly like an eagle when one is surrounded by turkey.They're both still shit.You want a good author? Poul Anderson is one, and you'll never hear about the man on /lit/
>>82324321>Poul AndersonQrd on him?
>>82322818maro said no eldrazi
>>82324338Hard science fiction and some fantasy, I only know his sci-fi.And when I say hard science fiction I mean reading his quadrilogy from the 90's was like reading a propechy of the next couple hundred years, right down to Canada being replaced by a swarthy muslimish culture of communist fascism.There's so much gold in that one set of stories, I don't want to spoil anything... the advent of AI and how it replaces human government and various issues related to human freedom and agency are explored over the course of a thousandish year story.Harvest of Stars, The Stars are also Fire, Fleet of Stars, Harvest the Stars, are the four books.But if you go back he's got loads of science fiction, I hesitate to get too into his early stuff because it's all YA and Heinlein is my man for that, also his knowledge of physics would've been less complete both by world standards and his own education for those.
>>82324355don't believe the sweet lies nor the deceitful promises of that rat
>>82323737Eww. I don't read fiction.
>>82324489>Eww. I don't read fiction.This is a lie, you've read the flavour text on a magic card, you've read fiction.Hell you've read a thread on 4chan THAT guarantees you've read some fiction at some point.
>>82324518I do love greentext threads over on /b/ and I know they're all bullshit...
>>82324518I actually know a guy who has not read or watched almost anything fictional in his life. Pray you never meet these sorts of people
getting rid of blocks was a mistake
>>82324552is he some kind of imbecile or has he read the Bible and takes all in it as facts?
>>82324585His parents wanted him to be smart so they raised him with almost zero exposure to pop culture and didn't even read him fairy tales or whatever. All he ever watched were documentaries and all he read were science books.Now he's 34 and successful, does some coding job, but he is painfully boring and has no friends, no relationships, no hobbies. His dream is to own a house in the same neighborhood as his parents. I showed him Terminator because he never saw that and didn't know who Arnold Schwarzenegger was. He sat through it with zero emotion and said it was stupid because time travel isn't real. This is a real person.
>>82324585>has he read the BibleThat's fiction, it doesn't fit.I say it is impossible to avoid fiction, even for the illiterate, he has to have listened to the news once or twice in his life.
>>82323737This is list is just what i would pick to decorate my living room if I were more pretentious. No soul, nothing new, no hope. Just old people describing stuff everyone encounters in their lives.
>>82315710goblins are the only part of the game that gets to be edgy, in the good sense of the word. They get to have personalities and not be boy scouts.
>>82324681Even the goblins have been sanitized. They're all goofy and non-threatening, there is very little mention of their capacity for violence or bloodlust.
>>82324644> Liberating your child by stuffing it into an intellectual corset.Poor guy. Ask him to tell you his favorite joke some time. I'd be interested to hear it.
>>82324644Ignorance truly is bliss.
>>82324644Terminator is a great movie (mostly thanks to Schwarzenegger) but the plot really is stupid even for science fiction standards.
>>82324746Terminator 1 was not bad, Terminator 2 is a classic for the ages. There are no other Terminator movies.
>>82324752I think I watched all of them and only actually enjoyed the first one.
>>82324746A normal person can realize it's a movie and suspend disbelief to focus on the ideas in the movie and appreciate it for its entertainment value. Not just sit through it and go "I don't understand, time travel isn't real, what's the point of the movie?">>82324709He's not happy>>82324701He is beyond redemption and exists only as a cautionary tale about how children need a healthy imagination to balance out practical knowledge
was he really that bad?
>>82324200/lit/ is literally midwit circlejerk the board
>>82324806>He's not happyBut we are. We're the ignorant.
>>82324986But we're unhappy. The ignorant are the basedboys on reddit who think MtG is in a great state
>>82324892Yes. So is the discard one.
>>82325001We're unhappy with MTG but we enjoy other stuff. Like the Terminator movie.
>>82325045Mackenzie Davis still cute in that movie even as a cyberdyke
>>82314469Bro, they're talking about retconing the last expansion.
>>82317157this. Played for 5 years and really enjoyed twin and miracles with top, but around the first modern horizons set, all the diversity, FIRE and terrible ban decisions made me lose all interest.
>>82314469>Did WoW's character demographics get shifted where half the characters of the world suddenly became a race that was supposed to be a minority and rare? Did all the main characters get retroactively hook up in interracial relationships?Did Magic’s? Like, actually, not in the “I saw a black girl and lost 6 SAN” way.
>>82324892It's pure cancer
>>82321757Jkr really hates trans people a lot.
>>82321757WOTC is extremely draconion on the levels of control they want when making a product, to the point where theyre willing to lose lawsuits over it. JK rowling has absolute final rights to harry potter because she was smart which means it would be nigh impossible for wotc to make anything involving the Ip because theyre cultist retards.
>>82325459Omg celebrities are just like me!!
>>82322688>Kaya killed the spirits bound by Olivia(?)I think Kaya released the spirits. The story implies that they immediately turned on and attacked Olivia’s forces.
>>82321112So the usual twatter warrior that got lost? Nothing different then.
should i even bother with pioneeri know they're just gonna release a pioneer masters once the format gets popular enough...
>>82322150Is that a coof virus chan?
>>82326160Pioneer is the last bastion of real MtG
>>82326160No. Don't listen to Pioneer shills. Just do something else. Find something else that deserves your time and money.
I'm going to play EDH
>>82326429based piochad>>82326454cringe fabfag
I don't reply to anyone posting with an animu avatar
>>82326999You mean an image? But yeah why did this nigga >>82326969 have a need to post some anime shit unrelated to the conversation or magic?
>>82322688>>82325723>Sigarda in bondagehttps://scryfall.com/card/vow/35/sigardas-imprisonmentDamn it, NNN
>>82326160Pioneer was started as a blatant scam. mtghistorian had the guy on stream the night before announcement of the name and parameter of the format. He named all the bans and playtested money cards/decks. Fuck jotc and fuck jrannies.
>>82326999Trips of truth. You can tell it is the tranime poster in question based on his ocd faggot compulsive posting behavior.
>>82325045Kek. Gottem. This movie was so shit, and i say that as someone who saw it in theaters for free
>You can tell it is the tranime poster in question based on his ocd faggot compulsive posting behavior.
it's absolutely deafening how silent maro is on "why can't you make proxies of rl cards legal in sanctioned?"
>>82327140Because it isn't profitable but he can't say that without sounding rabbinic.
>>82327075And now they've made all formats into a blatant scam and somehow Pioneer is the least fucked.
what dpes /mmg/ think about elf decks?
>>82327198their green :3
>>82327154https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8l0VoHJ2-24Related, but not the exact video. The one I am thinking of has a guest magic player. If I find it I will post it.
>>82327190>but he can't say anything withoutFTFY
>>82327196Only way to win is not to play (or to order chinaman)
>>82327198The time of the elf is over, humans need vampires to keep society running and ensure quarterly earnings stay on an upward trend.
>>82327196What about Legacy? It's so fine right now.
>>82327252holy shit is it really that bad? Also what happened to hammertime?
>>82327252>UR Delver has basically the same number of players as the three subarchetypes after it>The second most played archetype is basically UR Delver with W splashed>This is fine
>>82327255Someone never missed a Penis Inspection Day.
>>82327261Hammertime is some Horizons Block Constructed deck.
>>82327252Legacy isn't worth playing until they ban Daze and unban Survival of the Fittest.
>>82327252how disgraceful a format legacy has becomepeople have been calling for delver bans for years but they didn't listen and this is the result
>>82327252Modern Horizons and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
>>82327252how does this happen?
>>82327351Modern Horizons 2 came out
>>82327333it turns out delver wasn't the problem and the whole archetype was
>>82327351delver shell got 3 broken creatures in one single setlike just imagine, one set later you get drc ragavan and murktide.delver is the worst threat in the deck now, and most decks cut them down to 2.
>>82327377>>82327379delver *was* the problem but now the powercreep is so advanced they have to ban other shit like daze or ban every creature it got from mh2
I climbed to mythic in less than a week with a shittier version of the netdeck monowhite aggro. Why are arena players so bad?
>>82327437Banning Daze and Ragavan should be enough to balance UR Delver out. DRC and Murktide are both held back by the graveyard hate that's aplenty in the format.
>>82326210mochi kamias described by the wiki
This card is worth 140 dollars. Say something nice about it.
>have the audacity to play arena beyond 10 games in a single day>game flips the killswitch marking my account for death>all of the sudden my elf deck which shit stomped everything gets matched against UR delver/spellslinger/prowess for 6 games in a row its crazy how wotc tried to go the league of legends route of a highly addictive cock and ball torture game loop for their mobile cash cow but their incompetance is so thurough even their game design team couldnt make the manipulation subtle in any way
>>82327484They should ban Brainstorm too just for shits and giggles
>>82322584>>82322688Can we just agree that innistrad 3.0 was just some unraleted cards and had no story?Oh btw did Chandra fucked with the black thalia from midnight hunt?
>>82327505something nice about it
>>82327509And Volcanic Island.
>>82327198I like them. But I play BG so I'm scum.
>>82327508I think you’re being a wee bit schizo because I’ve consistently won 20+ games a day and I’m only playing with what I got from all the free pack codes
>>82327572Im f2p too it just pisses me off when the most blatent shit starts happening and if you pay attention you will usually get free wins when you first pop in to do the dailies
>>82327579Are you playing ranked or unranked? I used to play a lot of unranked and i swear that shit is rigged. Ranked is a lot better cause it matches you based on your rank and not your deck strength. Also bo1 has a hand smoother algorithm designed to lessen the likelihood of non games. This is public knowledge and has been confirmed by the arena team too lol. Ranked bo3 is your best bet otherwise you arent really playing magic due to all the fuckery arena adds
>>82327634unranked which is probably my issue but when standard and historic are turbo aids like usual I really dont feel like touching a ranked mode that incentivizes playing the same 2-3 actually functional decks for that rotation
Why would anyone spend 900+ Dollars on this instead of just buying a normal sol ring for a buck and commissioning a good alter
>>82327680This late in the season anyone trying to ladder climb is already top 1500 or nearing it. I get games in diamond where people are playing the goblin precon
>>82327691>Not just proxyingLol lmao
>>82327691the masterpieces are absurdly inflated because they are used for money laundering
>>82322703>first Sci-Fi planeWhat was Mirrodin then?>Inb4 Science FantasyIt's no less Sc-Fi than Kamigawa with magic ninjas, spell-casting foxgirls and shit.
>>82327699Not at all but I am trying to prevent others from leaving plat.
>>82327754dont even fucking act like mirrodin was in any way comparable to totallynotcyberpunkcashgrab.set
>>82327743Got more info? Or is this just a pet theory? I think an LGS would make a good money laundering front
>>82327765its a well known fact that mtg is used extensively for money laundering just check tcg>oh wow this .11 cent card was sold for 1.2k between an anonymous buyer and an independant seller yup totally normal
>>82327763mirrodin was its own thingit was the weird plane made out of metal, and it had ties with older lore like Karn and the Mirariit wasn't technological, nor punk or sci-fi, it was defined by its own standards
>>82327774I have never seen this
>>82327754>>82327763>>82327789Are we gonna start a literature critic tier discussion about how “oh this thing doesn’t completely fall into my notion of sci-fi cliches so it isn’t sci-fi”/“oh well sci-fi is pulp garbage with talking squids so this can’t possibly be sci-fi”
>>82327808saying that this nukamigawa cyberpunk dogshit is no less sci-fi than mirrodin is being purposely dishonest
>>82327789Mirrodin was definitely sci-fi, nevermind that MtG has had sci-fi elements since Tempest, if not The Brothers' War.
how come are we discussing if Mirrodin was a sci-fi plane or not, even if WotC has admitted with their own words that nuKamigawa is "the first science fiction plane" >>82322703even if that doesn't make any fucking sense
>>82322688>>82322584But can the Innistrad covens take on Ambrose?
>>82327986Why is it always women who are mote into this occult stuff. Is it "lol im so quirky and unique" or is there some other reason. Maybe im too socially incompetent to understnad these things idk
>>82328159It really is the quirky and unique crap. That's what all the horoscope sign crap is too. Just look at it this way, we play games, they play with their imagination.
hi can someone explain why red has a blue card for 2 mana
>>82327986holy shit kek
>>82328280Alpha as fuck.
>>82328280>Innistrad 4.0: Ambrose planeswalks to Innistrad and annihilates the coven with highly charged male sexual energy
>>82328279destroying artifacts is red and so it spell stealing via exiling. Nothing wrong here.
>>82328319destroying artifacts is green, and red doesnt get 2 mana spell steals and especially doesnt make you mill which is blue/black
>>82327986schizo bitches believe that by using crystals and menstrual blood can change reality and vanquish demonsit gives them a sense of tangible power over the world, but it's just delusion
>>82328279>>82328333shut upred has destroyed artifacts since forever>https://scryfall.com/search?q=%28oracle%3Aartifact+oracle%3Adestroy%29+%28type%3Ainstant+or+type%3Asorcery%29+color%3DR&unique=cards&as=grid&order=nameand mill&steal is tertiary red>https://tagger.scryfall.com/tags/card/theft-cast>https://tagger.scryfall.com/tags/card/mill-exile
>>82328487Man, the older card art really pops compared to the newer ones.
oh my god daze really is going to get banned isn't iti just checked the results and it's not looking good.. 4/8 ur delver with ur delver taking 1st and 2nd
>>82328546Delver has always been a problem and they constantly print pushed cards for it.I don't think they can ban a single card to fix legacy.
>>82310905Bride Olivia would scare me off.
mommy please no don't make me play edh...
>>82328734look at it!
>>82314842>>82314403Wait, Arena makes ANY money at all? How? Like, I have zero problems with the grind, I just complete my dailies and stop playing and that usually nets me enough to get whatever the fuck I want. Like, in terms of trying to get you to put IRL cash into it, WoT or WT this is not.Hell, the last time I saw a f2p game this weakly monetized was Heroes of the Storm, and Bobby has straight up given up on that game. Fuck, I don't think he even remembers it exists right now.
>>82328159You don't get the psychology of women: women CONVINCE themselves that the lie they say and believe in are truth.You could say that they don't believe that shit one bit, but they CONVINCED themselves that it's real.As Oscar Wilde said: the only honesty of a woman is to believe her own lies.In their minds they are not lying to you, they know that what they're saying is bullshit but at the same time they firmly believe it.It's a survival mechanism.Think of a jew that keeps lying even when he gets caught.Think of orwellian doublethink.
>RUDY DIDN'T SELL THE FUCKING TOPOh God here comes the videos lol.CHEAP OLD MAGIC HERE WE COME AGAIN BOYS
>>82328897what’s going on?
>>82328280do they like have a zoom call when one hag says they won/lost and the rest join or is it done via facebook?
>>82326160the format only exists because they recognized there needs to be a nonrotating format with only standard cards in it"pioneer horizons" or whatever it might be called isn't going to happen until pioneer's card pool is as big as modern was when they created itpioneer still has at the very least a good 5 years without having to worry about supplemental setsbut the most important question you have to ask your self is: do people play pioneer in your area? getting into a format doesn't work if you don't have people to play with
>>82327743>>82327774>mtg is literally art nowThat's it boys, the game has achieved immortalityif anyone is waiting for it to do die you better find another hobby
15% cashback tcgplayer today.i was thinking about buying a pioneer deck, but seeing what they did to modern really left a bad taste in my mouth.i think i'm just gonna go back to collecting rl cards and finishing my playset of each dual.
>>82329242show us your collection senpai
Where do you get the giant cards from?
>>82329242>i was thinking about buying a pioneer deck, but seeing what they did to modern really left a bad taste in my mouth?
i find the current standard meta the most unfun thing in the world though
>>82323245in a metaphorical sense, anon
>>82329603I haven't cared about standard since GRN, I don't think that will change anytime soon
>>82329616I only started playing magic then
>>82323737Well, at least the Exalted shitposter's copypasta is being varied up a little bit for other fandoms now.
>>82329603you WILL enjoy extra turns goyim
Gonna join a 4 people wixoss tournament again today. Hopefully this time I won't shit my pants. Wish me luck
>>82329659Shit wrong general
>>82328734of course she would, you fucking bitch
>>82329670au contraire, we're familiar with this tactic, and reccomend tacos before
dead game dead general
>>82330712the shitposters don't really like shitposting when the thread is above the bump limit, they're waiting for someone to make a new thread so they can start shitposting again
What are some cards that outright stop battle or card abilities?
>>82330905>picI've read a story about this guy. Shooting pedos should be a national sport.
>>82330993>>82330993Need something on the permanent department>>82331043I agree
>>82330905maybe this? Shuts down non-flyers.
>>82331206SO MUCH SOVL IM COVMING
>>82331214Flash flyingFlash flyongLololololololEnd of turn he flashes in a flyerWatch out hes flasj flying!Oh and counters toooooooooooooooGod this is pathetic. Keep killing the game wotc. Its almost finny at this pint
>>82324892I don't know how anyone played that card and didn't immediately see it was broken
>>82327508Only retards believe in the wotc/shuffler conspiracy shit get good
>>82331214This card is not good but it is very annoying
>>82327986>If the Covens of Innistrad fought emracool in astral form....That would, no joking, be a better story than "we need this giant artfact that our ancestors builded. Ignore that it is now a big thing and it was forgothen by all and no one knew it existed or neither used it to rule the world. Maybe the witched came from a remote island overseas and used this magic astral foo to control or help people with lycanthropy to cease their wolf spirit soo they could live more as humans.