Cleric > Magic User > Rogue > FighterIf someone says they want to use a fighter as their first character, I have zero faith that they're going to do anything but roll dice when you ask them too and never get into character. Whether because they're constantly on their phone, talking about shit unrelated to the game or chracking jokes.First time players that pick Clerics are literally always good players.
>>81721785fighters are chads and their aura of barely contained masculine might scares and excites youdeal with it
>>81721785>FighterIt's Fighting Man, you philistine.
>>81721811CopePeople play what they wish they could be.Mages wish they could be 180 IQ geniuses.Rogues wish they could be charming bad boy scoundrelsClerics wish they could be admired for their unquestionable virtueFighters wish they could be a real man.
>>81721840>all this copeseems i struck a nerve fattycakeswaddle back to your projector
>>81721863Post your face
>>81721879holy shit bobs big boy is big madtry not to chafe on those tears mr creosote
>>81721785>magic user > magic user > rogue > fighterhuh?
>>81724173>Miracles are magicThis is your brain on figherade
>>81721840So what character do you play, and how will you twist your standards so what you just said doesn't apply to yourself?
>>81721785>First time players that pick Clerics are literally always good players.I appreciate the compliment, but I wasn't a good player.
>>81724272My first character was a fighter. I'm the exception.
>>81721785My FAT minotaur fighter uses her strength when rolling for seduction!
>>81721840No one playing a TTRPG is a real man.
>>81721785If they GM is running a class based system, chances are they're a bad GM.
>>81721785All Character Classes >>>> low effort outrage farming
>>81721785lmao look at this fat bitch cry
>>81724272(psst I think anon is trying to say that he doesn't actually play any games)