Dragon Booba Edition>Banshttps://magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/news/october-13-2021-banned-and-restricted-announcement>Spoilershttp://www.magicspoiler.com/https://mythicspoiler.com/>What is EDH?https://vocaroo.com/1ihc21gJLBh1CONSTRUCTED RESOURCES>Current meta, complete with deck listhttps://www.mtgtop8.com/https://www.mtggoldfish.com/metagame/https://aetherhub.com/Metagame/>Build and share casual deckshttps://deckstats.net/http://tappedout.net/CUBE RESOURCES>Build and share cubeshttps://www.cubetutor.com/https://cubecobra.com/landingCARD RESOURCES>Search engineshttps://gatherer.wizards.com/https://scryfall.com/https://mtg.wtf/>Proxy a deck or a cube for cheaphttps://www.makeplayingcards.com/https://pastebin.com/9Xj1xLdM>Play online for freeuntap.in>Previous>>81700334>TQPost your favorite booba.
Most based deck?
>>81720528ofc i manage to post right after new bread get postedhere anon for the decklist >>81720619
>TQI know. But idc, i still had to post it because this gif is my nirvana of boobas.
>>81720570>Post your favorite boobaMy wife's of course
Hazoret is best girl
>>81720657for me it's gif related
Big massive black boobs
Mighty boob editor!! Hear us!!! Give this vampire titanic tits, bigger than her head. Please, hear us.
>discard Eternal Scourge to Lightning Axe>later in the game cast Treasure Cruise exiling Scourge>even later in the game cast Scourge from exile>flip Thing in the Ice but it doesn't bounce Scourge because it's a Horror>let it die to an edict effect, saving my flipped Thing>exile it with Treasure Cruise againthe first guy to put Eternal Scourge in UR Phoenix was a complete genius, it feels dirty how much it synergizes with the deck
>>81720808its a shame that aside from the booba the rest of her is kind of potatoshe as no ass at allstill would though, I mean c'mon
>>81720570uhhhhh did no one else catch this in their whole "rebalancing" section???>Currently, we are restricting these changes to digital-only cards, where there will be no conflict between a digital and printed version of a card. We would like to expand beyond this (for example, by rebalancing previously banned cards so they can be safely returned to play in digital formats only). There are multiple clarity and communication problems we will need to solve before we can consider those types of changes. This is something we plan to work on in the coming months and, since it bears repeating, would only affect digital formats.so legacy on mtgo could get a "rebalanced" oath of druids, for instance, that differs in text from its paper counterpart
>>81721025>digital formats onlyEnglish, motherfucker, do you speak it?
>https://mtgtop8.com/event?e=28843&d=427668&f=MOdo you guys think artifact-based tron would be fun? I've only ever played the U mindslaver variant ages ago
>4 of in Historic>4 of in modern>4 of legacy>4 of in vintage>commander in edh>several more, if you count her second versionI love my wife Thalia and include her in every deck. Formats she is not legal in are less fun
>>81721133I hope we get a new thalia in crimson vow and I hope she's good.4
>>81721371She will be a vampire slut
>>81721375I certainly hope so
>>81721685Why are you shilling some YouTube autismo? Do you think reading the ban announcement is not enough? Do you think people need help here to see WotC is retarded?
>>81720570>>81720658>>81720699No offense but big booba flyers feels wrong; guess that's because I'm a pilot.
>>81721802What about the B-52?
I'm gonna build a fortnite deck>>81721025>so legacy on mtgo could get a "rebalanced" oath of druids, for instance, that differs in text from its paper counterpartdid you even read the shit you quoted?>there will be no conflict between a digital and printed version of a card.
You can measure how dead a thread is by its OC. Like a year ago these threads produced original content. Now there's basically nothing. Even titty edits have dried up. This game is truly done for. There is no passion or interest left.
I will cancel all future Secret Lairs and Modern Horizons sets if every post ITT after this one says something positive about Companions.
>>81721096what is a 'digital format'?does penny dreadful count?
>>81721371We almost certainly will get a new card. She's still leading the Order of Saint Traft, and she's one of the major figures among the good leaning humans. In fact it's kind of odd that she hasn't been mentioned yet, since the Sigarda aligned cathars have been in this set a lot.But I'm sure they're just saving all the Thalia content for all at once.and if I had to guess, I would bet that her card is going to be good. It will probably be eternal playable. They know how popular she is, they wouldn't make the blunder of printing a bad thalia.
>>81722488>mythic thalia mandatory 3x-4x in most meta decks>$75 eachhaha...
>>81721685>All the changes are for Arena and their latest shilled formatYou ever wonder if their endgoal is to make MTG completely digital?
>>81722547>You ever wonder if their endgoal is to make MTG completely digital?wotc is extremely incompetent and years late to any given trendthe reason that it's almost impossible to get a bead on what they actually want to do with mtg long-term is because they are pulled in a million different directions by the greed monsters at the toptheir push for digitization has nothing to do with a long-term plan to be digital (since that on its face shits on their entire operating principles of the past 20+ years and how they make their money).the true, ONLY reason they ever went down this path is because some higher-ups saw hearthstone pulling in big "muh MLG pro streamer" numbers and they wanted in on the action. that is LITERALLY the ONLY reason they ever made a serious push in this direction.
>>81720570gomen, that one was very much a WIP, I used the fuzzy select tool like a retard and ate up part of the frame, here, have a better one.
I haven’t drafted since March of last year, and the two times I’ve tried to draft I have been completely shit. Any good videos to get back into it?
>>81722230kill me lurrus
>>81721678Im a bad student, can you teach me? Teacher Vess?
Booba anons... please...
*dabs on u*
>>81722648it's so they can rig the shuffler and make diversity hires "Pros"
>>81722230Unless you make a busted insect tribal companion, I'd rather take my chances with MH block constructed.
>>81722488I hope you are right anon. I've lost a bit of faith in wotc when they went full woke.
>>81723007based, that one's also going in the commander deck
it has been a month since we've had spoilers. is Wizards okay?
>>81720657Sauce? My friend is too shy to ask
Is there any hint of when are going to be the new spoilers? I'm hoping to brew a werewolves deck with the crimson vow furries.
>>81722976that's just part of the "muh mlg pro twitch streamer" experienceif they could turn every mtg """pro""" into a blue-haired genderfluid twitch streamer i think the wotc upper crust would collectively cum so hard it'd shift the earth off its orbit
>>81722976>>81723095meds, inceltouch grass
>>81722976>>81723095no one is doing that schizo you're crazy
>>81722132>Even titty edits have dried upplease don't remind me, it hurts. then again I'd never get anything done if we had several active anons delivering them.>>81722894reminds me of that big-titty chick from icewind dale. same artist I presume?
>>81723094I’m hoping we get some in the next week or two. But we’ll probably have to wait until the season starts, which will be around Halloween.
>>81722132Honestly, I want to go to LGS' and bulk buy all their pre-gatecrash cards. But those toggafs all want 10 cents for each common regardless of condition.
>>81722132>Like a year ago these threads produced original content. Now there's basically nothing.You couldn't be more wrong, newfag. A year ago we sometimes were days without a mmg thread and it was 10x deader than now.
>>81722981you ARE working on a complete Pokedex, right?
>>81724122yesthis one is rare too, thanks!
>>81724251always willed to pay an extra G when casting my Fishfu
Looking for a predominantly artifact deck besides affinity, preferably with a healthy amount of brown border artifacts (I'm autistic).From what I've found, charge tron/dice factory looks fun but the tokens seem like hell in paper.I was additionally looking at Legacy mystic forge, but I wasn't sure if it had a viable modern counterpart without opal.Finally, an anon shared a janky semblance anvil mystic forge deck that seems fun, but doesn't run a lot of old border artifacts.Am I missing any cool old artifact combos?
the booba commander deck is almost done, I have 60 nonland cards, but barely any mana dorks or rocks. Should I start putting in lands now? I fear some boobas may have to be left behind...>>81724245here, catch!
>>81724404this is the cost distribution, I don't know why it says basic lands found, there are none.
>>81724404god bless. What a time to be alive for us booba enjoyers
>>81724358magistrate scepter + charge counter stuff?
>>81723026here's a clean version for you
>>81724358The most important cards in mystic forge are the sol lands, so something like it is very difficult in modern.Dice factory is fun in paper imoBrown-border artifacts in modern are going to be difficult - power creep is still strong, and even voltaic key is getting obsoleted.
>>81724515I wouldn't mind dipping into Legacy if not for the price of diamonds, which I'm assuming omitting would make the deck way too slow.I'll watch some more games of dice factory, though I'm surprised there aren't more jank artifact interactions people have built around
>>81720883These were already enlarged.
>>81724581LED is pretty important in mystic forge now that they run echo.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAA GOOD FICKING RIDDANCE YOU PROFIT GRUBBING CORPORATE SUIT CUNT!WHAT DID ALL THAT PROFIT CHASING AND GRINDING GET YOU? AN EARLY DEATH XDDDDDDDDDDDBURN IN HELL YOU ASHKENAZI SHEKEL GRUBBERAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAH
>>81724608true, sorry, assumed like sky diamonds or we. Too used to people calling them just leds.Think you could go without it assuming you want mono brown bulid specifically
>>81724611>PROFIT GRUBBINGsubstantiate your claims
>>81724503I already found the clean version on the archive, thanks nonetheless.>>81724571Yeah, but it was pretty low quality cause it was made from a spoiler, right? I remember the dude saying he was waiting for a higher resolution pic.
>>81724622The deck has a lot of cards that are quite expensive as well, including grim monolith (which isn't really in many other decks) and city of traitors (all sol lands in the deck are 100% mandatory). I wouldn't recommend it if you need to buy into either of those, especially if you're playing a more sub-optimal version.As far as brown artifacts go, I've liked the inventions from kaladesh because the borders remind me of brown borders.
>>81724611This can only mean everything gets worse, right?
>>81724622>>81724608Sol lands aren't as big of an expense, and may be a good way to start investing in legacy, but I don't have the budget for it now.I'm either gonna roll with dice factory Tron, which is looking quite manageable in paper, or try to find some other obscure artifact combos
>>81724687Painter is pretty cheap iirc?
>>81724750The newest list I see still runs sets of Sol lands, though it does look like an incredibly fun deckI've wondered how I'd step into Legacy if I ever had the budget for it, and it's looking like sol lands are it
>>81722976>Rig the shufflerThisI despise going 23-24 lands becaise if i mulligan on 2 lands the shuffler just deals me endless lands or spells no middle groundSince i went 21 (19on aggro) hands and kept 1 land perfect hands the shuffler is giving me what i need and when i need it.>Source?Went mythic in the last 3 seasons with my timmy shitbrew on standard by sideboarding smartly
>>81723212SHOW ME THE ICEWIND DALE BOOBA ANON NOW
>>81724800Sol lands open up a class of decks in legacy - they're definitely a pillar and a reasonable way to enter the format, especially if you want to not play blue.
>>81724800Painter is a good place to start since you can definitely play painter on 4 tomb 0 city to start and get the cities as you can afford them. I wouldn't be able to say the same for most other sol land decks.
>>81720570>TQI can't believe no one's posted this one yet
>>81724665He stated he wants to double the revenue wizards gets them by 2021. 2019 shareholder conference.Honestly, wizards suits need to buy back their voting shares or theyre fucked.
>>81724827>>81724860Would something like this:>https://www.mtggoldfish.com/articles/against-the-odds-mystic-forge-combo-modern-magic-onlineBe even casually playable in modern? Even just holding its own at FNM would make me happy. Though I'm assuming there's no reasonable replacement for opal here, an anon shared a similar list at the end of last thread that would similarly need an opal substitute
>>81724820at least I think it might be the same artist. game also had a hot blonde cleric with a killer-rack.so what, we aiming for retro game tit-edits now?
>>81724993It would be bad - mid-2019 is a pathetically weak modern compared to now. Modern has sped up probably 1.5 turns since then, and you've also lost opal.I cannot overstate how much MH2 changed modern.
>>81725064That's fair, charge tron looks to be a lot more fun anyway, even if it's not much better competitively.Is there any reason why a deck like charge tron wouldn't still run semblance anvil? Is it just not worth the cost in a deck that already has enough mana to blow through everything?Going by meryns list from March btw:>https://www.mtggoldfish.com/deck/3644972#online
>>81723011They confirmed it over a week ago.
>>81725120Not sure about that card's validity in the deck, but you're gonna want to add Urza's Saga from MH2 to basically any artifact deck you brew. Besides that, I'm not sure what newer upgrades a deck like charge tron might have
>>81725021Bless your soul anonWill look into retro booba
>>81725121Good to hear. Hope her card is good.
>>81720658Why's she so perfect and why did they take her from me?
>>81724686A jewier jew is gonna replace him, jews fight ten times harder and angrier every time one of their own falls.
>>81725290women have breasts?well... color me surprised
>ruins your game
>>81722230You are now reminded of the Shaharazad + that fire fox companion deck that the thread formerly known as the thread formerly known as /mmg/ has brewed up with the only goal of trapping the opponent in an endless cycle of losing due to not having enough cards for a starting hand in subgame X+1, losing half their life in subgame X, then having it all healed back by hat king dude + infinite colored mana + infinite wishesthis is sadly the only positive i can think of when it comes to companions
>>81725741teferi is an annoying card but it disproportionately makes bad players angry, so I can't hate him too much.
>>81725809kek I remember that shit
>>81725741>Actually ruins your game
>>81725909Good thing one of those cards is illegal in every single version of the game.
>>81725925Holy fuck this game will never recover
>>81724611Someone wanna talk with you champ
>>81724889Classic mtg fap.
>>81725925Wow, this is perfect for my cancer patient tribal deck
>>81722230I actually liked the idea of companions, if they hadn't been relegated to power or only-rares. If they'd just been fun little tribe-enablers or didn't do such completely stupid game-breaking shit it'd have been easier to slowly bring in as a concept.
>>81726351>Eleven>Angel of Despair>Sengir VampireWhat else?
>>81726450>I actually liked the concept of companionsGet out
>>81725925It looks like they pulled a 4kids with his gun.
>>81725925Why do they do this?
>>81725925call me when we get some human demon warriors. Hell, if chun-li is in, they could put in other capcom characters, no?
>>81726621You will get Ryu, Chun Li, Zangief. Dhalsim, and Guile because nobody cares about anyone who isn't in the original World Warriors and Cammy is too sexy
>>81722488I miss those girls
>>81726704me too ;_;
>>81726704>>81726754Emrakul should've turned them into biblically accurate angels.
>>81726754Dude Avacyn is basically his daughter
>>81726124That's their plan.
>>81726760>tfw no biblically accurate angel gf
>>81726597What the fuck were they thinking with this card?
>>81726648but can you imagine if we got Dimir Vergil
>>81724611>some (((goldner))) kicks the bucketwe drinking tonight boys
>>81726760>biblically accurate angelsreddit meme
>>81726754>>81726769>Sorin created a daughter just to have her infiltrate and then beat all the preexisting angels that hate vampires into submission so he could have sex with them allEven bigger degenerate than Anowon
I miss them bros
>wanna do angel tribal as monowhite to have at least one deck of each monocolor>best angel tribal commander is a niggerAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>81722230I like the idea of a card adding a rule to how you build your deck.
>>81722230I LOVE COMPANIONS!!!! I LOVE COMPANIONS!!!!!
>>81727331Build M15 Avacyn Death and staxes. That way you can survive long enough to cast your angels.
>>81727416speaking of m15 Avacyn, I want those pits so badly
>>81726963>needs to be in the graveyard in order to give you protection from any argument or accuse until eot or you finish up your white manaIt's perfect.
>>81725329Wh*te isn’t allowed to prosper
>TQsurprised no one posted this yet
is fab really killing mtg right nowi haven't played this game ever since lockdowns happened and i only buy legacy cards every now and then
>>81728146bought playet of these just for the art.Best purchase of my life.
>>81725925I'll ban anyone I see playing these cards from life.
>>81728146vulshok have nice juicy tiddies
>>81726754There's a reason she's called Jizzela. Damn.
>>81728449last one, I swear
>>81728168Mtg is killing mtg.Arena made it so people would drop money for jpeg instead of cardboard and is a way better money trap. Then there is the whole EDH and MH deal where they just print completely broken cards to make non-rotating format rotate. And the whole "investment boom" allowed Wotc to hunt whales even more. "normal" players don't have a place anymore.
>>81726833Literally the Tilda Swinton Master from Dr. Stranger movie. The reference was obvious to me.
>>81728440grafted wargear is unironically my favourite design in magic
>>81720570>TQ>No one's posted HealerI'm disappointed in this thread.>>81724889 gets a pass though, fluffy boobs best boobs.
>>81724889I will now buy your game.
>waifuing feathered kikes>not waifuing the kike's immortal adversary
>>81728914I am sorry, comrade. I was too distract looking at other feline's tiddies.
>>81728645I see zero gatherings these days which is probably biggest problem, no place to play. Fuck arena it's cancer.
>>81729258>not knowing the diaper succubusLurk moar
https://magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/news/october-13-2021-banned-and-restricted-announcement>Chiffre immediately spotted a turn 3 draw (or win with an aristocrats piece) combo with withering before Vesperlark was even spoiled>it took until now for them to finally ban the comboHow the fuck does he do it, /mtg/?
alright, now all the boobs are in. What lands/not-boobs should I put in? I was thinking maskwood nexus to make them all have some kind of synergy. What are the best lands for 5-color decks? ziggurat? unclaimed territory?
>>81729872Would be better if there was enough room at the top to edit in an SS hat.
>>81729755chromatic lantern, dryad of the ilysian grove, the world tree golos
>>81729967>the hat stays on during sex
>>81729755but golos doesn't have booba!unlike the dryad
Is now a bad idea to get into MtG?
>>81730353bad time*Fuck, ESL back at it again
>>81730353It depends on what you mean by "get into mtg"Playing paper magic is still great. Playing online sucks.
china monke review:+text looks good-color washed out as fuck-set symbol has white layering visible under loupe-black in mana pips has red and green rosetteing visible under loupe-brown oval on back is too dark and rich-bottom red pinline is serrated and bleeds into blackoverall 2/10. china needs to try harder as they haven't made any meaningful advacements in the last 3-4 years. the red pinline is particularly egregious as you can literally just pick up the card and see it from a foot away through double sleeves. ill definitely be using this to snag some free judge wins at vegas
>>81730353Play limited formats and you're golden. Only way to stay in the green and have fun from every purchase. Also scratches that Lottery itch.
>>81729913of course, 4c Ascendacy is like the second most popular Combo deck in Pioneer right now.in fact, I think I'm gonna look up the Omnath-less version for a couple of games later this week
Damn, is this deck actually viable?
I forgot that mechanically unique secret lairs based on stranger things was happening and now I'm upset.
>>81722894Looks like it'd be too difficult.You'd basically have to redraw a whole part.
>>81724404Why are they +1/+1 tokens and not just +1 attack tokens? The health buff will never be relevant.
>>81731764idk, man, I didn't design the card, I just grabbed it because there was a booba version
>>81731764Why use weird counters instead of the incredibly standard +1/+1 counter? Also note that it would die to state-based effects, so you would also need to add more reminder text.Also it would be a worse card.
>>81731720you mostly have to do for a milkers edit
>>81730353it's a good game just do your research before you spend any money
mengucci is so cute
>>81732542As art they're fine, the problem goes back to "Magic cards that look decidedly not like magic cards" like the DnD manlands.
>>81729872here’s the art without the stupid fascist edit
>>81726754Sigarda is for protecting! And cherishing!
>>81729755Honestly, why are you even bothering with making a commander deck in the first place?
why are we discussing commander in /mmg/
>>81733264We aren't. This is /mtg/, boomer.
>>81733264mmg is deadedh trannies control this board
>>81732542I like the touch that it's Yawgmoth on Dismember
>>81732542Ngl they look great
>>81731764its immune to deathtouch and gets smaller post-combat
>>81730463real cards have those shading issues and bottom line edges too. and frankly if anyone takes out a loupe or wants to see the brown back all you have to say is you dont want people touching your cards. just dodge the deckcheck brothe cost of playing real versions greatly outweighs the risk of playing with VZ's. just dont trade/sell them and dont be a little bitch
>>81732542I like the art, but fuck anyone who actually tries to use these in a game.
>>81730463I hope you get fucking caught, laught at and kick out of the store and banned for life, faggot. Enjoy playing along with your fake cards.
>>81733062I unironically like the nazi edit better. Something about the red swimsuit with the black and white bands going down the center of the swim suit while the other band circles the top of her hips just appeals to me. Would be even better if another star cross was on her other breast so it looks like all she has for clothing are cross shaped pasties and the bands mentioned prior.
>>81730463Fuck off, faggot. Get a job if you want to get into this hobby.
>>81734158>>81734497go back to your containment thread paypig
>>81734533lmao, all it takes is one loupe for you to be branded as the 'guy who buys counterfeits' at your lgs for life
>>81734578Who the fuck would whip out a loupe at an FNM? I could see it in seattle/socal maybe, but in most places no one is that policing of others at a casual tourney.Don't bring it to any tourney with a prize >$100 though, they definitely deck check those (I've even preemptively submitted a deck to be checked just so opponents couldn't complain about curling).
>>81724889I bought it when it was shilled here. It looks great but all my friends think I"m a furry.I am. But.
>>81724611>insideranon was real>we all know he died from ass cancerlel
>>81734747Post archive link
>>81730387Playing in person has always been the best way to play.
>>81734788Im going through my archives for his leak and ive already hit 3 patches of unsorted porn. Somebody else post the leaker who revealed innistrad and a whole bunch of secret lair leaks. was about 2 years ago now.
>>81730463>-color washed out as fuck>-set symbol has white layering visible under loupe>-black in mana pips has red and green rosetteing visible under loupe>-brown oval on back is too dark and rich>-bottom red pinline is serrated and bleeds into blackNo one cares about any of this shit. Double sleeve it and no one will be able to tell the difference.
>>81732787>>81734148But they're four cards that everybody knows what they do. Its like the textless, the good ones like lightning bolt, except with all the rules text and mana cost included
>paying $40 to play something this guy >>81734497 had to pay $400 for then watching him seethe on a mongolian basket-weaving forumsorry paypiggy, but my money is better spent elsewhere
>>81724404>barely any manadorks/rocksparadise mantle
STOP PRINTING ANGELS AS NOTHING BUT NIGGERS YOU FUCKS
>HOM... ...O in backgroundFucking lmao
>>81735824U RMR GAY
>>81735671They still don't look like magic cards.
>>81732542If you think these are cool you are soi
>>81732542Cool for maybe a poster if you're a tremendous faggot, such as myself
Two big jugs of hot milk.
>>81736517I wanna rape this chandra so bad bros. Its not fair.
>>81736517Are we gonna get a new Chandra in Crimson Vow? This is the first time since she was introduced in 2007 that there isn't a Chandra card legal in Standard.
There's a lot to hate about modern mtg/WotC, but the thing I hate the most is how they completely shit on anything that doesn't fit the whole teenager superhero fad they think people still care about. The only two monsters that really stood out in Innistrad have been relegated to mere references, and have been replaced with generic humanoid creatures you would expect to see in some young girl's fanfic monster world. Zendikar Rising and Strixhaven gave me hope things were changing, but it just seems like they were merely a spurious event rather than actually indicative of any good change.Crimson Vow will be the last straw.
>If you think these are cool you are soi
>>81736696Didn't you freakshit fags have a whole set full of ugly monsters with Ikoria?
>>81736735Garbage ones that nobody can remember or cares about.
>>81736517such a good edit, she looks amazing with that upgrade
>>81735720that's why I said barely. Paradise Mantle and Elfhame Druid are in, but other than that there are none (and it's not like I have any kickable spells). I have some cost reducers like Kinjalli's Caller and Stonybrook Banneret, but those depend mainly on Maskwood Nexus to be useful.>>81733251I was gonna say it lets me have the most booba, but that's not quite right, I could just slap 200 cards in a regular deck.>>81736517bigger!
>>81736674She was in the Midnight Hunt storyline and had a card, no way we aren't.Then again, so was Kaya, which is going to be weird if we're also presumably getting a Sorin. Do you guys think double WB, Kaya Mono white/Sorin Mono black, or adding in other colours?
>>81736816>SorinANOTHER white male? Don't you think we've had enough of those??
Damn, this card is asking for an edit
>>81736735That's another set I absolutely despise. Ignoring the really dumb lore, the hybrid creatures in this set were the worst things I've ever seen in Magic. The only people that remotely liked the monsters on that plane are either inhuman creatures that just fall apart at the thought of a cute cat or... well... people that at the very least have an unhealthy obsession with furry mammals. The only monsters that I would even call remotely adequate were the Commander 2020 legends.Don't even get me started on the Ikoria development article.
>>81736884FACT: Dirge Bat is the most powerful Magic card ever printed.
>>81736884>don't want generic humanoid>don't want absolutely grotesqueWhat the fuck
>>81736936I just want simple monsters, such as a giant frog, or a giant spider, or a giant fly. Why does WotC always have to make either the same generic dragon or ooze with a different art-style or the most sci-fi/superhero-looking bad guy possible?
>>81736991Because giant [animal] aren't really that interesting
>>81737046what does ur mum have to do wit anything?
>>81737039Why does the SOI block have some of the most aesthetic creatures on Innistrad?>>81737046Oh yeah, and the same exact dragons, oozes, and phoenixes are SOOO much more interesting.
>>81737077>same exact dragons, oozes, and phoenixes are SOOO much more interestingWell yeah compared to a giant frog they are
>>81737077hey, phoenixes get different sometimes!
>>81737112That's a giant flaming owl. I just want a giant owl.
>>81737096>mfw dude is the exact kind of creature WotC is playing toGuess everything in mtg has to be homogenous because, I guess, boring real world things should only remain in the real world, and fake things that humanity has hardly any association with anymore must dominate all of fiction.
>>81737132sounds more like you want a giant cock faggot
>>81737132Why are you pretending to be me? Either way, Mavinda will also do it for me (mildly humanoid with owl anatomy).Too bad WotC doesn't do that anymore.
>>81737136Anon, you're complaining about not having enough farm animals of abnormal proportions in your children's card game. Think about that for a second.
>>81737172>give examples of giant frog, spider, and fly>this means I want more farm animalsRegardless, not everything needs to be a giant, flying lizard you know.
why can't we have microscopic elephants and shit? ugh i'm so sick of generic giant creatures
>>81737194>frog, spider, and flyRevolutionary and not found in farms
>>81737201>microscopic elephantsAside from the fact that tiny things in general are hard to incorporate into card-form without them being flying creatures, I'd be up for fantasy pygmy elephants.
>>81737211Yes, that's what I was saying. Guess I should've explained that more directly.
>>81737214microscopic elephant would have skulk and -3 power
HOLY SHIT IS THAT... A GIANT SPIDER??? OH MY GOD I'M COOOOOMING
>>81737273Yeah, I'd say that's pretty cool. Don't know why you'd coom over it, it's just something that helps add to the atmosphere of a world and make it more relatable, at least in terms of general ecosystem, to our world. Why would I want to play a game that only has flying reptiles everywhere I go? Would probably be fun for a weekend, but I probably wouldn't touch it ever again.Idk, maybe it's just me, but there's no point in playing a game outside novelty that has no basis in reality.
>>81737273Cute paraphrasing of Reach
>>81737273>Does not flyWow another generic giant spider that doesn't fly, guess everything in mtg has to be homogenous
>>81737305>helps add to the atmosphere of a world and make it more relatable, at least in terms of general ecosystem, to our worldSo do niggers.
>>81737327as an american i feel like mtg needs more giant niggers to make it more relatable to our ecosystem
>>81737327>>81737342This is why I still browse this general
>>81737327>implying niggers in arctic setting adds to immersionCall me what you want, but I'm perfectly fine with blacks in desert or tropic environments. Makes sense considering real human demographics (Ex.: Amonkhet. Jamuraa, etc.). It does bother me for planes like Kaldheim and Innistrad, though.
>>81733062Thanks, it was fucking weird to see a nazi oni/tiefling when nogames /pol/fags are constantly whining about "muh freakshit"
>>81737361>implying gay giant spiders anywhere add to immersion
>>81737361I thought Innistrad was a black plane inhabited by horrible creatures?
>>81737373Maybe he's Australian?
>>81737361>implying niggers in arctic setting don't add to immersion
>>81737395>tfw there was no based arctic nigger to call thing in the ice some voodoo shitthey put all them niggers in the wrong return set
>>81737373Giant spiders make much more sense in, say, a swamp than a giant red dragon that breaths fire.
>>81736884I wanted Hecatomb to return, but not like this... not with mutate...
>>81737625WotC:>Let's turn this gimmick in one of our old card games into an mtg mechanic. I bet it could work if we tried!Also WotC:>No, we can't have Absorb (originally from Star Wars TCG) as a main set mechanic, because we designed red entirely around dealing damage and it would therefore be inherently unbalanced.Maybe I'm dumb, but I think WotC could make Absorb work in a set if they kept the numbers fairly low (max 2, with anything more having some sort of downside), balancing the damage prevented to make it match toughness well (a 3/1 with Absorb 3 is not too unreasonable), and giving red a mechanic that get's around damage prevention somehow (Ex.: wither).
>>81725290The art for the IWD games were just beautiful.
>>81725290Here are some more. The highest res you can find I think. Unfortunately I don't have, >>81725021
>>81738024Last one I have with obvious boobie biggie potential.
>>81720570>TQWouldn't call it my favorite, but I'm not a fan of most of the booba edits. Not that they're bad, but I'm more of a cute face kind of guy, and very few cards have actually cute faces. Recent Jhoira is the only cute face from the past few years that comes to mind.
>>81738217Huh, I guess no one posted her.I'll do it then.
>>81738251you are little baby, watch this
>>81738009oh yeah that's her alright. young me was so confused back then. now I know that I just love girls with big...maces
>>81738000is the artist Justin Sweet? I feel I saw this piece a long long time ago...
>>81737874I didn't know WotC refuses to print cards with absorbwhat a stupid hill to die on
>>81738264we can go bigger
>>81738550we can, but I'm a mere collector.
>>81738550I'm all for bigger, makes me drool so badly, but there are limits. a good spill , a well-accuented form or lewd clothes emphasizing a gorgeous rack beats sheer size any day.t. scrub titty-editor
More like LeshRACK's rite
Playing Rakdos Pyromancer. Does it solve my problems with Nykthos?
>>81739615What is your problem with nykthos?
>>81739682Guy in my local store is playing Nykthos in his mono G. It generates a lot of mana if I cant eliminate his dorks or his big creatures, then he gets ulamog with Vivien and GG. I intend to either remove Nykthos with Necromentia or Vivien. Would it work?
>>81738009>>81738000>>81738018>>81738024>>81738031I will now buy your game
I got two copies of this lad. He isn't good, but how good it would it be in some pioneer deck.On a scale from 1-10.
>>81739682I fucking hate Nykhtos
So here's the deal: I bought all ten innistrad full art lands to give them to a friend of mine as a gift, little does he know that I actually rubbed my dick (washed of course, because I am not a subhuman savage) all over them.HAHAHA GAMERS RISE UP
>>81739755why is he biting his own hand. dumbass
>>81739755Literally unplayable, not even in draft/10
>>81739801seems kinda bomby in draft desu
>>81739719Functionally, it would not. Spending your turn 3 doing literally nothing to affect the board and go down on card advantage likely is not good, and you've still given him several turns to play the land.If you need to deal with the land specifically, alpine moon is playable in the current metagame because it's quite good at killing urza's sagas as well.Fulminator mage is a card, but I assume you're a lurrus deck and can't play it.The last thing to consider - how are his mana dorks living versus a pyro deck? Are you boarding out bolts (kill dorks and dome the opponent) or unholy heats (kills dorks and kills a lot of fatties)? Sideboarding will weaken your core strategy, and it's a very common mistake of intermediate players to overboard.>>81739801This card is extremely good in draft, but agreed that it's not going to cut it in constructed (not even a standard format, let alone pioneer).
>>81739811Oh, forgot to mention it is Pioneer. I don`t even think rakdos pyro has survived MH2. God, I wish alpine moon was legal in pioneer!
>>81737077Flickerwisp but crab
>>81739846Wait, its fucking legal! Holy shit!
>>81739793it's like sucking your own dick,at first it's difficult, feels kinda gay, but then it becomes your favorite pastime
>>81739811>>81739810Fun fact: that card can't be found in boosters but only in the shitty gift pack.You can't draft with that.
>>81739755The only way this card could be even decent is if it had Delve
>>81730463I've finally witnessed a player getting DQ'd for using proxies in a tournament. If you play in anything more than fnm its not worth the risk imo
>>81733062you will never be a woman
>>81740356not an argument
dead game dead general
>>81740384not a woman
>>81740747i don't understand this broodhatch nantuko reference
>>81733062I quite prefer the fascist one
>>81739755only remotely viable with sorin, imperious faglord and even then it's "best turn" requires a lot of pieces in motion3/10