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>>81311737Second for group 3 chads
>>81311768Brother, get my revolver, I need to send two demons back to hell
>>81311785Name>TraitorTempted by lost as that fits okay too but ultimately I'm an untrusting and paranoid guy and that's what brought me here>Broken SwordStrikes me as the most interesting object. I'm simply taking it on a whim>Soulless>ShepherdSoulless sounds more fuckable. Shepherd sounds most useful>ForestSounds ominous and cool I want to go explore it. There might be lots of useful stuff in a Forest too. Could even build a cosy log cabin if I manage to overcome the feral occupants.>TraitorOk? Don't care desu>ForestOh fuck I killed ShepardOh fuck my sword brokeOh fuck it's all overSick CYOA 10/10
<==== THIS is a cyoa. These books have existed and been called as such for decades. They’re copyrighted as well. I don’t like change either, but what are we supposed to “officially” call our stuff without giving the wrong idea? Create-your-own-adventure is not a very good term, fair enough, but until we get something better to call our community, we really need to adopt it and get away from the shitposting. Otherwise we really WILL get banished to /qst/.Forget the loli vs moral crap, our name + identity affects all of us
>>81311768>downy succubiPlease stop
No one cares
>>81311848It's going to end in a drag-out problem like that fucking scylla, these things are harder to kill than they seem.
>>81311929Actually, not a bad pointIf we kept the acronym but changed the words, it’d separate us from the Jumpchain and Towergirls general threads.Create is dumb, but there’s was something else that got brought up iirc
>>81312031CONCEPTUALIZE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE
>>81311929>>81312031Next thread will be /cigg/ - Choice Image Game General
Since posting a textwall every thread would be cancerous to the extreme, here’s a threadly reminder to reject shitposting >>81307573 and to actually enjoy cyoas.
>>81311929Nobody uses those Choose Your Own Adventure books anymore, and if they did, they would call them Choose Your Own Adventure"CYOA" is a neologism that is universal at this point
>>81312113>>81312107What about: Choose Your Open Adventure ?
>>81312141Uhh anon that post got deleted, it no longer reflects the modern /cyoag/ values…now we all want chaos.
>>81311929/LPG/ - Loli Pictures General
Does anyone have anymore ETERNAL DAMNATION kino?
I porkin' love eldritch waifus.
>>81312164Based jannies taking an active role in moderating now that they know about the discord raids.
>>81312199There's something very kino about ETERNAL DAMNATION
>>81312141>reject shitpostingcringe>and to actually enjoy cyoasDOUBLE cringe
>>81312207But that post was against the discord raids and trying to restore peace? Seems to me the jannies cannot into context.
>>81312244You imbecile, the jannies are chaoschads.>>81312222Quads of truth.
>>81312170This. This would fix everything.
>>81312259Ok, go make /lpg/ and take all your lolifag friends with you.
>>81312207>based>janniesI think you deserve ETERNAL DAMNATION
>>81312307If jannies like chaos they are based
>>81312319>jannies>based>twiceFor you, the weight of your sins is such that there can be no redemption
>>81312334I like chaos
>>81312259>>81312272Not really, the shitposters would follow us because they like shitposting more than cyoas. /cyoag/ would die as the qualityposters jumped ship and the shitposters chased after them.
I have been drafting a new treaty which should bring about an era of peace to cyoag. Here’s a wip.1. Cyoas should have no waifus if convenient. Waifuless cyoas are excellent for reddification, make cyoas better overall, and many anons love them. If you are making a cyoa where you could easily have no waifus, have no waifus. Even if you like waifus yourself, consider removing them just for other anons.2. Anons should not demand no waifus in everything. Most cyoas should have no waifus, yes. Not all cyoas should however. Waifulessness simply does not work in everything and demanding otherwise is shitposting. Asking for waifus to be removed is completely ok though, particularly if the author doesn't have a good reason for including them. Maybe he just forgot.3. Nobody should attack moral cyoas, moralchads, or anons who are moral. Screaming about muh AHS is shitposting. Screaming about how PR is so bad is shitposting. It's ok to be immoral, but it's not ok to shitpost about it.
>>81312353There's no escaping it. There will be no relief, no respite, only cries of anguish and misery echoing into infinity. Remember that you chose this.
>>81312445i knowand i like it
>>81312431True. Only shitposters can dispute this. We're trying to bring peace to the general.
>>81312423>chaos will follow cyoas wherever they gobased
>>81312457Then there is nothing more to say.
>>81312493you should embrace choas too
>>81311929Those books suck.They had no waifus in them.
>>81312560Some of them did.
>>81312493Huzzah, rocket hands skeleton
>>81312560>They had no waifus in them.Wrong.
>>81312203was this made by the same guy? It has the same exact layout
>>81312789It was not the same guy. It was made by bad back anon, first one was JRPG. Clearly, there was inspiration.
>>81312789No, it was made by an anon who respected the original cyoa and made his own version inspired by it.
>>81312807>>81312809that's cool, I like how simplistic it is. We need more like it
>>81312203ye n*gga I ain't got a clue what your intro meansThe weeb girl is nice. Imagine how much we could clean the world. The only problem is the Illuminaty no doubt has Ghost Hunters. How can you hope to fight the hedgies when they have all equipment and are prepared for all contingencies? But it doesn't matter. Our sword is righteous. Those who can, must. Weeb girl can create infighting. Cause the hedgies to eat each other up from the inside. Cause the rats to eat their own festering corpse.No, weeb girl. You are not evil. You are light. Beauty. Radiance. You will give more than you take. A luminant sun that shines brighten when fed by the screams of the wicked.>alchemy waifu>masochist>low feelings>impregnationYes>loli>sending our children to die/be raped for lieCringe>russian>tentacles>impregnation fetish>nice tummy and belly button>likes mechasYes>wants humanity to break via symbiotic parasite>likes cooming during battles>into orgasm denial, kinda>wants me to drink her girl coomAuthor-chan better be a kawaii sugoi girl because I sure am turned on>hedonismCringeOkay this author is clearly based and has an impregnation fetish. I will watch your career with great interest, and arousal>Christian>blonde>impregnation fetishSuch a based author-chan>demon>physically capable>impregnation fetish>wants to submit via contractShe can't keep getting away with this!>bearer of your children>you'll know no other woman but meJesus have mercy, each option wants impregnation.But the dragon is for murdering. I ain't a furry. I ain't reading that. Skeedaddle on outta here.The top contenders are demon waifu, tentacle armor and weeb girl (for killing hedgies).The thought of making a girl coom again and again and slurping her girl coom is pretty hot yeah. But ultimately, I pick>Cereus Sanguinaria OndingCan't beat being a demon, with a submissive but physically capable demon-waifu.Rip and tear.
>>81312914hello, fellow /htg/fag
>>81312903>We need more like itI think most anons would agree completely
>>81312807Hol up what.>>81312903>we need moreAgreed. What's your ETA?
>>81312683>>81312749Mmm I have never read one like that.Maybe because I only read the ones for kids...Do you have any recommendations?
>>81312914Absolutely and unfathomably based.
>>81312914>Jesus have mercy, each option wants impregnation.I know, it’s great isn’t it? And 3-4 are lolis, depending on your definition. And all the white hair is kino.Absolutely fucking patrician.
>>81312914I like your style.
>>81312914aside from not liking lolis a literally perfect post, and your taste is extremely good apart from the loli thing so that can be forgiven
>>81312914>even the lolifags like this guyc-chaos bros, what do we do about him?!?!
>>81313024Nothing, I abandoned chaos a while ago when the terms of peace came out and I liked them.
>>81313024Nothing, he's our infiltrator, convincing the lolifags to support someone who is against loli, fracturing them at their core and returning all to the purity of Chaos.
>>81312930>/htg/I don't know what that is my bro.>>81312997>loliI'm not personally into it. Small booba can be very cute but she needs to survive childbirth. But Saya no Uta has left a mark in my heart. I can accept loli.>all white hairI hadn't even noticed. Thanks for bringing it to my attention. Author-chan has taste beyond mortals.All but weeb girl have white hair.Is it possible to ascend to this level of based? How many years must be dedicated to meditation upon the highest of peaks for a sheer glimpse into author-chan's mind? Can a mortal even survive seeing Her mind?
>>81313086>>loli>I'm not personally into it. Small booba can be very cute but she needs to survive childbirth. But Saya no Uta has left a mark in my heart. I can accept loli.>>all white hair>I hadn't even noticed. Thanks for bringing it to my attention. Author-chan has taste beyond mortals.>All but weeb girl have white hair.>Is it possible to ascend to this level of based? How many years must be dedicated to meditation upon the highest of peaks for a sheer glimpse into author-chan's mind? Can a mortal even survive seeing Her mind?I thought you were saying loli is shit, but now I understand you. You are a true brother, and a man of unabashed and true taste.
>>81313086>Small booba can be very cute but she needs to survive childbirth. But Saya no Uta has left a mark in my heart. I can accept loli.Even if you do not like loli in general, this is extremely based. I kneel anon, your taste is divine.
>>81313086>Is it possible to ascend to this level of based? How many years must be dedicated to meditation upon the highest of peaks for a sheer glimpse into author-chan's mind? Can a mortal even survive seeing Her mind?I don't know, but her back got severely injured by carrying the weight of the entire fucking general.
>>81313086This >>81313104, I doubted you but now I know I should not have. Godspeed, anon, and I hope that the author returns with the second half of the cyoa.
>>81313150>the second half of the cyoa.Isn't that the one with more eldritch waifus, 100% white hair, the office waifu, and even more lolis?
Latest changelog:>Updated Angel's picture, lore, and cyoaWork needed is as follows:>IncompleteAnduinBlissDSAExcelanonFumblemoreHexalbyLanguid CicadaNew ObserverPeilTextanon>Almost completeEDG (need pros and cons for the guy)nxtub (first cyoa description is a bit sparse, would be nice to have one more boon/bug/bane)Savestate (three boons, two banes)Sockminster (a boon and a bug)unDEFINED (description, more boon/bug/bane)>Haven't even startedclockworkGhost, Fox, GenieAnon, GiftedAnon, Homo author #1, Homo author #2, Homo author #3, Liminal, MaskAnon, Mithradates Excelsior, Overlord, Pallas, Quiet, RavenKing, SDA, Spadsey, Strife, TextAnon, Thoth, Thrallherd, and Tunebuggy (possibly more)
>>81313086I saw Justice so I assumed you knew /htg/, just go to /vg/except the rest of you fucks, stay out of my waifuzone
>>81312954ETA 2 weeks
>>81313156>more eldritch waifus, 100% white hair, the office waifu, and even more lolis?GOD I fucking hope so that sounds beyond amazing
>>81313162just for that ima chaospost in /htg/, brb
>>81313179Based, lolifags should not be allowed to have fun. This situation cannot continue any longer.
>>81311929I've always been a sucker for calling this kind of coya a "Carve Your Own Adventure"
>>81312552>tfw no cute twinky clown bf>tfw no way to spray you with their seltzerGod I'm so thristy bros. I would even settle for a mime at this point.
>>81313104>>81313150>I thought you were saying loli is shitI would never say that, no worries. All tastes are good, all fetishes are good except NTRWe like what we like, and it's all great.>You are a true brother, and a man of unabashed and true taste.i appreciate it friend.>>81313122Thank you friend.>>81313156>Office waifu>100% white hairI thought author-chan couldn't get better. But you're saying not only does she like eldritch waifu, but she recognizes the power of Office Ladies? By the Emperor, have mercy.>>81313162>htgI'm mentally retarded, I understood it some minutes later. I apologize for being dumb.
>>81313321I love you anon
>>81313321>I thought author-chan couldn't get better.I hope she does get better so she can finish the second part of the cyoa…
>>81313321do...do you make cyoas? i think i would like anything you made
Authors, tell us one strange fact about your cyoa
>>81313071its not working they're qualityposting even harder now what the FUCK do we do now bro
>>81313429average age for girls to get married is 7
definite power rankingsMale Martial > Female Caster > Male Caster > Female Martial
>>81313429The magic wielding Jews are from the Moon
>>81313441I think I'll like your cyoa
>>81313437Don’t worry chaosbro, we’ve got our best man on the case >>81313445.If this doesn’t cause a shitstorm to end all this funposting, nothing will.
>>81313445male casters should also be superior to females (peak) but not average
>>81313465>>81313437Cringe Chuunibyou tier larp
>>81313445Male Martial > Male Caster > Female Caster > Female Martialfixed it
>>81313445yeah I'm just gonna ignore this
Casters >>> Non-Casters
>>81313429It features a girl I have a rational love towards.
>>81313445Female Caster > Male Caster > Male Martial > Female MartialThis is the way.Upsets are always possible based on individual capability, skill, cunning, planning, and luck.
>>81313429Released or upcoming, anon?
>>81313429I consistently fall in love with my waifus.
>>81313577Somehow this is simultaneously cringe and based.
>>81313412I did, but I've grown old. It's hard to maintain interest. I still have ideas but I hate working a day, full steam, then I lose the interest. It's a struggle. I can't even compare to Sisyphus.If my current conditions continue, I'll seriously consider making stuff again. But I'll need to keep it more focused. Not so grand. Focus on one story. I want a grand robutt builder, with two point-systems, but I fear I can't do that anymore.
>>81313610>I want a grand robutt builder,could always make a robutt picker to start with?
>>81313535Based old man in a profession where young men die.
>>81313429I consider my world's lore to be better than italics's
>>81313429Even if most of them look like jokes, I sometimes put quite a lot of research into some of the options just to make sure I get the joke right, e.g. ensuring that the picture is of that one correct subspecies of animal that's native to the relevant region or something. It usually goes entirely unnoticed.
>>81313664>It usually goes entirely unnoticed.Y-yeah... I know that feel.
>>81313429While not presented as an option to simply pick, it would be possible to waifu the moon.
>>81313610I'm sorry to hear that...I hope that as the general recovers your drive to make cyoas will come back too?
>>81313678>Virgin Italics overlycomplicated, unatural, afraid of obscuring information, bloated with filler lore.>Chad Anon Seamless, Easily Comprehensive but still Subtly Deep and Naturally Developed world lore.
>>81313739haha ok fag
>>81313747Read it and weep italics, nobody likes your furryfag ass.
>>81313633You raise a good point. Make a picker to get the juices flowing.Good anon. Start with what I can, and work on.>>81313700Don't worry, I won't blame others. This is my problem. No one elses.I have the drive, but it's like a coal engine that burns out quickly. I already know the tactic to beat it>ignore graphics until later>focus on slapping text down>maximize content on day 1>abuse the consistency principle/sunk cost fallacyAnon has a good point. I'll make a robot picker.I'll ganbatte. Anons have been nice to me today.Nice acts must always be repaid.
>>81313793>Good anon. Start with what I can, and work on.Hell yeah! I can't wait to see it! just have a cute little girl robutt for me pretty pls?
>>81313793>Anons have been nice to me today.>Nice acts must always be repaid.Niceness always wins!
>>81313793>Nice acts must always be repaid.Hey wait a minute what about me
>>81313748>HAMHumans Against Monsters?>predator-chans going yan for Obama-kunVery nice, author-kun.I don't drink coffee so I'll ignore that bit.1990 has a double-barreled basedgun, but she smokes.2000's has abs, but our first computer got a virus within days of getting Intern->runs CrysisWoah.>2010'sShe has white hair bros. White. Hair. She's chuuni, but those are breedable hips.And I hate RGB's. I hate that I keep turning off RGB colors on my motherboard, but it keeps turning itself off. I need to put a blanket over my desktop to cover the light. It burns in the dark.
>>81313793Ah, it feels good when chaosfags get truly annihilated.
>>81313855>Humans Against Monsters?
>>81313767Is it possible to learn this power?
>>81313843Hey, this isn't Aqutan. She's got purple hair, and she's a gamer meido?
>>81312914>>81313855I love this kind of waifu review, I want to see more builds like this where an anon goes through and comments about every waifu what he likes/dislikes, and other thoughts.
>>81313986no you dont
>>81312914>>81313793>>81313855>>81313972>has patrician taste>respects and appreciates lolis even if he doesn't personally like them>is going to make some kino robowaifu oc>loves abs and office ladies >likes vtubersYou just keep getting more and more based. The thread is so much better for having you in it.
I have no inspiration for my next CYOA. Please post ideas or wishes and if something catches my eyes, I'll make an OC about it.
>>81314044anon and ---, sitting in a tree, p o s t i n g.
Just think. There are cyoa authors who aren't white, or have funny accents. White with funny accents. I wonder how thick ScottishAnon's accent is. Imagine Sand's.
>>81314068You get chucked into a parallel dimension where through centuries of selective breeding and eugenics the entire population is neotenic. With you being the only physically adult man, you instantly become the biggest superstar on the planet and EVERYONE wants you and your dick.Pick a ruler of a country for your wife (or multiple if you can handle the diplomacy) and enjoy being orders of magnitude stronger and faster than anyone alive and raising (by their standards) superhuman children.
>>81314080You can say kit’s name, I know it’s him
>>81314106People who talk to me on Discord have been making wild theories about where my accent is from for literal years now. I've heard ideas as far fetched as South Africa and Indonesia. Thus far nobody's gotten it right.
>>81314078>nxtub writes a lewd masterpiece as a build for a classic waifu cyoaI love you
>>81313986Thank you my friend. It really is the least I can do. Not that authors should listen to me, but they've poured their heart into their posts, and deserve at least the option of hearing my opinions.I appreciate their work. Even if I might not like the content, they deserve that I try.>>81314044I appreciate it my friend. We all make decisions. We either make the world better, or don't.
>>81314068I was going to suggest a science fantasy adventure but honestly >>81314107 is just a fantastic idea. Waifu picker plus innate power fantasy, maybe add some futuretech in as well?
>>81314147>We either make the world better, or don't.I think you do, and I hope that I do as well, in my own way. At the very least I think we make the thread better, or at least I know you do.
>>81314106Sandnigger probably sounds scary. Probably talks a little too intensely when Islam is brought into question.
>>813137482010s rig, ara ara coffee maker.
>>81313429I have inserted my fetishes and several "subtle" jokes into almost every CYOA I've made. So far nobody has called me out on either.
>>81314204whenever I do that anons call me based and love it so I just do it more
>>81314078look at this quality >>81314147and even MORE quality Is this the beginning of /cyoag/‘s new dawn?
>>81314228>Is this the beginning of /cyoag/‘s new dawn?I think it is, anon.
>>81314106Isn't gil also technically a scott
>>81314068Space opera. Hard scifi, running on sublight but suspended animation (so each crew member is only awake for like 10% of the journey) and constant acceleration drives mean travelers can go places in reasonable subjective time frames -- just not back without things being heavily changed.Visit the stars. Order matters because you'll land places in different epochs.
>>81314078This is blessed, pure, without compare.The thread is made better with your visit.>her imoutoowo>himH-hol up, imouto is little sister. You mean Ototo?
>>81314276>Order matters because you'll land places in different epochs.that sounds pretty cool anon
>>81314068I say mix >>81314107 and >>81314276. Space opera hard scifi with a totally neotenic population, but where instead of rulers of countries, you have rulers of planets, all of whom want you and with aging being solved for the superrich they can afford to wait for you to arrive.
>>81314289Is hard scifi chaos-approved so long as jt has no waifus, anime, or coom?
>>81314280>H-hol up, imouto is little sister. You mean Ototo?
>>81314313It’s possible for an OC to have waifus and cause chaos. But usually the waifuless ones bring greater chaos to the general.
>>81314280imouto (male) is based
>>81314238And all that was needed... was the sacrifice of an author's spine. :'(
>>81314354The author sacrificed her spine, and she gave the general a spine.It’s not a coincidence that after that cyoa came out it didn’t take much longer for anons to come together and demand an end to the shitposter civil war.
>>81314354We Black Magicians now.
stop posting moralfag garbage
>>81314383>The author sacrificed her spine, and she gave the general a spine.A true sacrifice out of love, both for cyoas and the anons who enjoy them.
>>81314316It's okay, my IQ is below the threshold to breathe.
>Some autist spamming a 3+ page cyoa to nuke the thread even though it's shit and no one wants to play itIt's on the allsync if people want it retard stop wasting images
>>81314434Cry me a river fuckface. This thread is cyoa general. You're free to create a loli-cyoa thread if you want.
>>81314453We know, now do not engage the shitposters.
>>81314459>now do not engage the shitposters.it is too late, a lolicon has given not one but TWO (yous) to us chaoschadsyour fate is sealedyour thread is doomedthe quality you have worked so hard to create will be destroyed
>>81314469Fuck you chaosfag, we will restore order to the general
>>81314453>>81314459>posts that make me look bad are all samefags>posts that make me look good all belong to my tribe
>>81314504>t. every villain before they lose
>>81314453That fact you even gave that tired old bait a (You) means he'll try again ten more times for another dope hit
Chaos will not retire until the thread returns to its pre-2020 state
>>81314504The ebb and flow of /cyoag/'s fate is on our side, chaosfag. the sea is gentle now allowing the scum rise to the surface, but inevitably waves will come, waves of lolichads to wipe you from existance.
>>81314519This is the one serious reply you'll get from me. Even if those posts weren't obvious false flags, and even if they were made by genuine lolicons, they would still be shitposts. It doesn't matter who makes them, really, just that they are shitposts and so are to be ignored and (if they break any rules) reported.
The degree to which they larp with eachother in the thread. Imaging their spotty teenaged faces snickering to eachother on discord - it makes me feel a little sorry for them. One day they'll look back and realise, as many of us already have, that they wasted their youth on this site. Gaining nothing but short term dopamine and losing themselves in the process. It's a sorry fate
>>81314535So with more lolis?
>>81314548>Even if those posts weren't obvious false flags, and even if they were made by genuine lolicons, they would still be shitposts. It doesn't matter who makes them, really, just that they are shitposts and so are to be ignored and (if they break any rules) reported.Absolutely fucking based. You the guy who wrote those rules of engagement?
>>81314572One of them, yes.
>>81314548Bro didn't you read the previous thread? The lolifag manifesto that all lolifags in the thread supported agreed that cyoas that offended lolicons should not be posted. As a lolicon I was deeply offended by those posts. Care to explain yourself?
>playing magical realm>take population increase 10>don't take any area increases1,000 people per square meter
>>81314579Extremely based. Carry on, anon, and godspeed.
>>81314589Just make it all skyscrapers bro
>>81314579>yesThank you for your service to the thread. If we last the year, you'll be remembered as /cyoag/'s Hammurabi for sure.
You will obey the rules of the lolichad elite, yes?
>>81314494If the only order you desire is the order of dominion and the exclusion of all that doesn't pander to your fetish, you will be resisted to the last. If I must have Chaos for a strange bedfellow to reach for adventure, imagination, and fantastic worlds then so be it.
>>81314623whered you get this photo of pca outside the local playground?
>>81314627>he didn't read the peace treatylol
>>81314627I do not desire lolis, only peace and qualityposting
>>81314627Uh anon I think lolicons like adventure, imagination, and fantasy…we chaoschads are getting rid of all of that
>>81314637I did, and I saw it for the sorry excuse for >>81314434 that it was.
>>81314623i will be obeying the based lolichad masters....
>>81314637>>81314643>>81314648Anons, please, remember the final rule and do not engage with blatant shitters.
>>81314664Whoops, didn't mean to reply to the third one. Ignore that lol
>>81314637>no moralfag cyoasOk well the least you could do would be define moralfag cyoas. Anything by AHS i assume? What about the paladin cyoa? What about any cyoa with a modern setting that lawfully forbids common sense like rape and pedophilia? Are those moralfag cyoas and thus forbidden? I assume so. There are many moralfag cyoas if I follow these assumptions. Do you disagree or are you going to weasel your way out of it?
>>81314652That strawman was explicitly taken out and burned.
>>81314078you’ve henceforth allied yourself with the waifufags. the wrath of chaos shall be swift.
>>81314693>Ok well the least you could do would be define moralfag cyoas.Except that was done already. It was determined.If you weren't shitposting, you'd know that.
>>81314701>nxtub left reddit because of how they shit on werewoofkek
>>81314652>>81314693Here you go >>81304298 >>81304311 >>81304326. If you are acting in good faith, I trust you will actually read these posts.
>>81312199Sylen's Pantheon of Pleasure has a very Dante-ish vibe. There's also several versions of a 7 sins cyoa, and Tankista has Hell Rebellion
>>81314664Based. Ignore the moralfag falseflaggers and move on with the loliposting! Fuck this shit... we are done with redditors, we are done with discordfags, we are done with chaosniggers. This has always been our thread and its time we prove that.
>>81314727>opinions shitpost>he considers a lolifag cyoa a shitpost cyoaBROS WTF I THOUGHT IT WAS MORALFAG CYOAS ONLY
>>81314731this but unironically
>>81314729>lewdshitFuck off and die, lolifag
>>81314694The same old motte and bailey bullshit I've seen a hundred times before.The 'treaty' was prepared as much, nothing more than one group demanding all others surrender under the guise of an equal peace.>>81305375 attempted good faith and look how far that got.
Chaosfags are playingng you all like a damn fiddle.
>>81314727NTA, bf I'm reading this right it means that cyoas that are in the real world (so with laws against rape and lewding lolis) aren't moralfag cyoas, especially if you have the ability to ignore or otherwise overcome those laws? And moralfag cyoas like PR are specifically designed to moralfag at the player and restrict what they can do, where these "laws" don't arise organically from the real world but instead are artificially enforced or otherwise arbitrary due to the author's moralfaggotry?Makes sense to me.
>>81314727Weasel faggot. Answer my question. Are cyoas with common sense laws in setting 'raging moralfag' shit? Is anything that implies rape and coomer shit is anything lless than BASED moralfag? Kill yourself. You niggers would fit right in with reddit moderators.
>>81314762>say something retarded about the lolifag rules >they can’t help but reply to defend themselves>i reply with even more retarded shit>the cycle continuesYou lolifags really are the stupidest anons.
>>81314762.......chaos does nothing....... we are but a ripple in the pond...... all actions are perpetrated by those other than....... chaos.
>>81314764Basically, yeah. A cyoa set in the real world where rape will make the cops chase you is fine, like that's a good percentage of cyoas even if a lot of them have ways to be completely above the law. A cyoa where if you rape someone you lose all your power because fuck you rape is so bad and evil? Now that's moralfaggotry.
>>81314787Perfect, I agree completely, thanks.
>>81314762I take orangenever been quite sure I can feel love anyway so I'm not too worried about that
>>81314106Well, since ScottishAnon is actually from southern England, I imagine his Scottish accent is pretty nonexistent. :)
Hey, can someone post the Hitler rising:The final solution sweaty gay erotica cyoa Scummy scummy cum-fucks 2: Someone stole my little sexy lunch money My First Work <OC DONUT STEEL> Blue Diamonds By Night This cyoa was made a raging pedohpile Moon Man: Whitetopia My CYOA: Better than Yours >horse cocks in my ass? Yes please! Jugemu Jugemu Go-Ko-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyo-matsu Unrai-matsu Furai-matsu Ku-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakoji no Burakoji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonaa no Chokyumei no Chosuke Nigga's in Paris 12: The AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Chronicles & Knuckles, Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series So you got arrested for licking toilet bowls in the little girl's bathroom... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edPn7MtawLs [Embed] You start in a Tavern: The Cyoa Hack Frauds; The Musical BRRRAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP 2: The Cyoa 2 I find ugandan knuckles funny CYOA? It's missing from my archive since I flushed my old PC's innards down the toilet and I'm having some difficulty finding it. Many thanks, my friends.
chaosfags were behind the loli-moral war from the beginning. They were the ones shitting on lolibros during the PR shitstorms and they were the ones posting moralfag bait and falseflagging as lolicons to smear our reputation. stopppp responding to their bait you are literally being controlled bros
>>81314762>waifuI will go on a murderous rampage before I work more than 37 hours. Heck, I'd consider a rampage if I'm forced to work 8-15:30.>horrid creatureI'm interpreting that to mean>eldritch waifu"Oh noo we're blood related" anon she is an eldritch abomination, no part of her biology makes sense.
>>81314804Never heard of it. Have you considered playing Black Magic instead?
>>81314825No, I'm already living it.
I support all positions.
>>81314786Work on your cyoa tok.
>>81314819You fools dont even realize how helpless you are. Even if you started ignoring us (will never happen), we’ll merely reply to our own b8. Our autism is beyond your wildest imagination.
>>81314828Wtf dude, can't you tell that's a moralfag falseflagging chaosbros to make us look like the boogieman?? Chaos is completely innocent dude.
>>81314804We typically call that one Gras Paada. I'd post it, but net is acting up.
So, hypothetically speaking, if I were to leave /cyoag/, are there any other viable alternatives? Anything but reddit. I would even be willing to become a lewdfag and move to /trash/ or /aco/ if it means escaping this hell.
>>81314867What? Why? That's not the title, I don't understand.
>>81314873Don't worry anon, we chaosfags will be moving there shortly. We're already calling lolifags pedos on /trash/ and destroying entire threads.
>>81314842Of course you would, you play every side to bait the others into war like a happy merchant
>>81314743. . .Where the heck do you see loli in either?
>>81314856t. general shitposterbased, i've samefagging twenty times this thread lmao these people are so stupid
>>81314873If I told you, it wouldn't be isolated from the taint anymore.
>>81314877>We're already calling lolifags pedos on /trash/ and destroying entire threads.I know, I’ve seen you faggots hard at work.
>>81314867SADIA IS A FUCKING WHORE
>>81314873We will not leave our homethis is where we belong
>>81314887Fuck... I understand anon, never speak of it here lest they shit it up.
>>81314856Falseflag.>>81314868>>81314861Stop being manipulated by shitposting moralfags. Do you want this general to be torn apart? I thought chaos and lolicons had come to an understanding :(
what are the cyoas/authors forbidden here?
>>81314912Chaos cannot have peace. Those are literal opposites.
>>81314873There's the Discord. Funnyjunkers generally repost anything decent from here in 2-3 days on their site. . . Is Spacebattles even active anymore?
>>81314912Stop responding to blatant shitposters.
REMEMBER TO POST THE PEACE TREATY EVERY THREAD
>>81314856Haha cringe. Imagine being this serious and autistic about a niche community on a noodle recipe site.
>>81314919Anything by moralfags. Anything by authors who associate with moralfags. Anything with moralfag sentiments.
>>81312691>TL-noteHeh>TraditionalI am but a humble weeb. I like the idea of a well-endowed Onee-san in a kimoto, walking about, seeing her shadow through the thin walls and seeing her chest before the rest of her body.I honestly don't even like oppai that much, I'm more into hips, but you can't be a 10/10 Onee-san without gigantic oppai.And adding that 'public/hidden s*x' to the mix? You know I'm down for it. There's something about the fear of getting caught, stealing glances, trying (and failing) to use innuendo, footstuff under the kotatsu while the visitors pretend to see nothing. It has nothing to do with exhibitionism. It has to do with raw, emotional desire. The inability to hold back.>female role modelI apologize, but I don't like actual incest. Fantasy incest is hot. It's intimate. It's pure. You're so close emotionally and physically. And I'm weak to /ss/.>TrimWomen must care for their bodies, like men. Women who complain about back pains and get breast reductions are evil. Do chin-ups.>NormalI'm sorry but I like a handful of booba. I'm more into wide hips and a narrow waist.>Public: SkinshipBecause she takes a sadistic pleasure in making me blush and, ahem, show excitement.I'm a teen, it's a natural response. You bully. How else could a young man respond to breast pressing against his back? A hot breath stroking his neck? A tongue flicking your ear, and the sense of another soul demanding your attention? A soul knowing what she's doing, knowing what effect she has on you, and pressing on? Pressing harder? Harder. Hardest. Hard.To only be satisfied when you're pushed to the edge. No, not yet. You are not even closer. Not yet. She's not done. You think she'll stop when you beg? When you plead? When you whimper, and cry?She's reveling.She's breathing hard from excitement.Arousal.Those hard spots against your back?Diamond nipples.
>>81314928>The Discordbut I want to imagepost and post anonymously, and I don't want to use Sand's bot to do it.
>>81314873>>81314877>>81314889If you head over to trash right now, you'll see them posting loli cyoas (like loli date) and witness them shitting all over you fags. >>>/trash/41651815 >>>/trash/41652349 >>>/trash/41656674Fuck. Off.
>>81314935chaos is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS and you will be brought to kneel before us
>>81314935based. just have fun bros no serious business
>>81314919Off-hand? Only TroyX, and that's just because he only does NSFW stuff.
>>81314956>>81314958The duality of chaos.
>>81314953>loli dateI am still in awe that cruxador apparently researched it and found out that loli anal is more realistic and safer
>>81314993if it was consistent would it still be chaos
>>81314928>Funnyjunkhuh. seems there's a number of crossposters here, and that place seems pretty active. guess i'll migrate there
>>81314953>lolifag goes to /trash/ to cry about chaoslmao dilate
>>81315000Yes, Im sure he did many many hours of careful “research”.
>>81315014>thread is full of lolicons having fun>practically every single cyoa posted has lolis>no moralfaggotry/chaosfaggotryFace the facts, you're just two or three shitposters in a discord somewhere and you don't have the time to ruin more than one thread at once.
cruxador uses reddit
>>81315048We know. And he censors the fuck out of his cyoas and removes most of the good stuff before he puts them there and he doesn't even put his best work there. Besides, nsfwcyoa is actually kind of based, they let loli content slide all the time.
>>81315044bro /cyoag/ is owned by chaos no one cares about your /trash/ thread lol. stay there faggot
holy fuck I think funnyjunk made more builds for lamentations than reddit AND /cyoag/.
>>81315075>reddit is basedUhhh..... lolibros? Are we pro reddit now??
>>81314948I think that just leaves 8kun, which is completely unmoderated. Last I checked, their cyoa thread wasn't very active. And . . .well . . .we're talking about a place where Tok would be considered moderate and a voice for reason.
>>81315093Always has been
>>813150978kun and the related sites are getting nuked by a loli purge right about now. It's no place to move the general to.
>>81315097>And . . .well . . .we're talking about a place where Tok would be considered moderate and a voice for reason.At this point this is a reason for going there. The redditors and moralfags probably couldn't even find it. But sadly >>81315119 is right, they're having their servers taken down unless they give in.
>>81315013If they get any good OC, let us know. The author of Quinbrig and Fairy Friend is a Funnyjunker, for example.
>>81314942>Home: Dotting big sisterI like gap moe. Remember: No bulliI'd have liked a supportive older sibling. Someone who cared. Who didn't just talk to me when she was bored, when no one responded to her text messages. Someone who cared about my responses, who wasn't using me as a cavern, repeating back responses to get her to talk more.Someone that wanted to listen to my thoughts. My feelings. What I cared about.Gyaru are for girlfriending and Professional is for wifing,>AlternativesTomboys are also for girlfriending. I've a weakness for piercings. I'd be swallowing a lot and freezing up if she dresses like that.>smugRuler (alter) is purity.>TeaseDon't judge. I said: No bulli>HelpfulI'd have liked someone to care about my progress.>ambitiousno comment>social>proper>happyI'd do bad things for this.>Virgin X submissiveSave yourself for marriage. And enjoy a woman who's about to pass out from arousal when you push her to her knees. To unbutton your pants. The waiting is agony for her. But.. a good agony. A pain that sears into her brains. That hits the good neurons. That makes me say words and whimpers unconsciously. A begging.Begging you to speed up. But she doesn't really think that. She likes it. She likes the tantalizing slowness. The torment makes her brain go haywire. Makes her back arch. Makes her open her mouth. Makes her pupils dilate, makes her tongue swirl about in her mouth, moving about the saliva that's prepared for her treat.She will have her treat.>baitI-I swear I'm not into incest./ss/ is alright but not actual incestUnless??? haha no.Unless...???
>>81315119The moralchads literally cannot stop winning
Foul beasts of chaos begone! Be purged from this thread and world! Adherents of the truly held beliefs of divine loli supremacy, reignite your spirits! Face these soulless demons with bravery and courage!Let no foe corrupt OUR /cyoag/ ever again!
>>81315119>>81315172the pedophiles are getting their shit pushed in kek
>>81315197This is nice and all, but doing what >>81315178 is doing is better. Making super lewd and super fun builds like that is the best thing you can do for the general right now. I even made one myself.
>>81315197Go forth, make a moral cyoa! Give me arms to wield against the enemy!Thine motivation is pure, your energy is from above, yes? Thou will convert this into creative energies, fueling a choose-your-own-adventure image that viewers may channel their views through?
>>81314953>AHS levels of bad Damn, brutal
What dimensions do you folks think a standard CYOA page should be?
>>81314383The law of equivalent exchange is a cruel one :(
Can anyone share some Robot/Android loli art that would work well in a CYOA? I've been really struggling to find SFW images that are any good
>>81315414doesn't fucking matter. You can be a wide short boy or a skinny tall boy
>>81315443What was that old Nicktoons show with a robot named Jenny?
>>81315560No idea i'm a zoomer
>>81315443AFK at the moment when I get off of work I’ll post some for you
>discordfags are the most reasonable groupthats how you know its fucked
>>81315443Sorry anon i don't have anything handy to give you :(
>>81315804>>81315968It'll be cyoag's loss if I don't find anything good.I'm only putting a couple of lolis in since i'm not into them myself but i'd still like them to be 'good' ones
Things were better four years ago
>>81315985I honestly would prefer constant black magic posting than this shit
>>81315560My life as a teenage robot
>>81316008This is what you get and deserve for shitting on Black Magic.
>>81315983thank u i hope someone puts some waifus you like on a cyoa :)
>>81315983>putting a couple of lolis in>I'm not into themBased submissive beta male.
IT IS DONE>>81316174>>81316173
>>81316175Jokes on you anon my fetish is being broken by overwhelming peer pressure I've been turned on for the last several threads
>>81316184dude you are cringe
>>81316184Those threads are gonna last 3 mins MAX
>>81316270if jannies won't do their jobs...
>>81316184This was pretty much inevitable especially since lolifags have fully evolved into loli-moralfags lately, a dangerous fusion of the worst parts of both in the same old coat of paint
>>81316338Laughing My Ass Off. Lolifags really are the worst
>>81314819Ah. Thanks anon. I don't even like these lolicons but these idiots are a whole new level of stupid.
wow you zoomies have really retarded arguments, ten years ago this place was much nicer
Right Anons. All the text is finished for my CYOA, I just need to finish putting together the images and cleaning it up. Prepare for fresh OC pretty soon (tm)
>>81317031Good luck, author anon.
>>81317031What is it about?
>>81316184Aaaaand its gone. Lolifags will once again shit up the thread, great.
>>81317439That thread did literally nothing but take space in the catalogue.
>>81312031Fuck off, noone cares
>>81312170>>81312259They wanted it. They asked for it.>>81312423The opposite happened.They rejected their paradise.It was swallowed by darkness.They are forsaken.
>>81312203Lumi is the best girl. They're all pretty good, but I'd pick Lumi.