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If you got isekai'd into the Warhammer Fantasy universe what occupation would you choose? I'd be an Imperial scholar.
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>>81268370
Bright Wizard
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>>81268370
I would roll for it, as God intended.
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>>81268370
Marienburg merchant la. I don't want my minded by profane truths of chaos

Or is the eldritch stuff more 40k? I know fantasy doesn't really have the warp
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Rolled 682 (1d1000)

>>81268412
Come ooon
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>>81268444
Raconteur? The fuck is that?
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>>81268460
A storyteller.
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Rolled 515 (1d1000)

>>81268412
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Rolled 457 (1d1000)

>>81268412
Human rolling
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>>81268509
Marine, nice.
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Rolled 724 (1d1000)

>>81268412
human wizard get
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>>81268370
Demigryph knight or a questing knight
But if race change is on the table I'd so be a fucking Stormvermin, Warlock Engineer or Gutter runner instead
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Rolled 814 (1d1000)

>>81268412
Rolling for elf.
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>>81268370
is WHF egalitarian?
what race am I?
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>>81268716
Dwarves hate Elves and Elves hate other types of Elves.

Pick whatever race you want.
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>>81268729
I meant between the sexes.
>dwarves hate elves and elves hate other types of elves
supremely based
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>>81268738
I think they're cool with women.
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>>81268716
In 2e you chose your race, but in 4e you roll for it.
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>>81268412

Rolling.

If given choice? High elf of avelorn or Saphery.
If human? Cathayan.
If in empire? Nuln I guess.
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>>81268800
>Norscan Skald
mite b cool
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Rolled 254 (1d1000)

>>81268412
Give me something good
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>>81268817
Fucking shit shoveller? What the fuck.
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>>81268370
Town Rapist
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>>81268817
Congrats anon, you're a dung collector!
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>>81268834
The dice giveth and the dice taketh away.
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Rolled 7, 1, 8 = 16 (3d10)

>>81268412
rollan
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>>81269211
Roadwarden? The fuck is that? As in maintaining the roads or collecting toll? Or guarding the roads?
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>>81268370
Cultist of Khorne. It doesn't matter what I want. I honest to God on His Throne On High cannot remember a day I went without murderous hate. My temper goes from calm to berserk in about two seconds when instigated, and it is indiscriminate. I've been in several fights in the last year alone, a few that I caused, and I just didn't stop. The hate filled my veins and the only thought in my head was to do damage, even when I was struck several times and had them begging me to stop. I don't understand why I'm like this. When I was in daycare as a six year-old child I bit another child's finger off and spit it out because they were teasing a friend of mine for being stupid, and when a grown man came to subdue me, I bit into his wrist and drew blood the moment I realized his intention and the only reason I didn't crush his testicles in my hands was because several other children held my arms down. I don't have any conscious memory of the entire incident, I just saw this butterball shove my buddy down, and I blacked out. I don't know why I'm like this. I like the feeling of an axe in my hands though, every time I split wood I fantasize about doing the same to a human skull. I crave nothing more than death in battle. The cause doesn't matter. It doesn't matter if it's right or if it's wrong, it doesn't matter if my soul is damned or I'm warped into a parody of man, I just want to kill.
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Rolled 518 (1d1000)

>>81268412
rollan
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>>81268370
>Choosing and Occupation
Pffff, you'll toil in the fields until you die from a random Beastmen attack, a Zombie, take the Emperor's coin and die to a Goblin, or get killed border squabble, and you will LIKE it.

>>81268412
Ranald, don't be a cunt.
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>>81269250
Protecting the roads.

You get a light warhorse, a pistol, and mail armor.

As far as careers go, you got pretty fucking lucky. But sadly, it's no Solider.
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>>81268412
roll last 3 digits, knight errant get.
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Rolled 549 (1d1000)

>>81268412
corpse
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>>81268370
Probably something not military related, and no where near any greenskins, ogres, skaven, chaos, undead or any other horrors that want to rip me apart.
>>81268738
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Rolled 135 + 1 (1d1000 + 1)

>>81268412
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>>81268412
w-waht the heck is a bone picker guys?
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Rolled 145 (1d1000)

>>81268412
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>>81270540
>>81270524
oh, welp I'm pretty much the same as I am now, a social slave living off the refuse of the wealthier.
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>>81270559
hell yeah, bounty hunter
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Rolled 737 (1d1000)

>>81268412
Big money baby
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>>81268370
Rollin

dice+1d1000
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Rolled 284 (1d1000)

>>81268412
Rollan.
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>>81268403
BRIGHT
MOTHAFUCKIN
WIZARD
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Rolled 276 (1d1000)

>>81271148
Fucked up the first time
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>>81271180
Just to note I have almost no idea about anything whfb so how good is entertainer for a career because it sounds like the most boring fucking one
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Rolled 214 (1d1000)

>>81268412
why not this could be interesting
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>>81268652
Why the fuck would anyone want to be skaven
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>>81270540
You hunt through trash for anything you can sell on.
>>81271189
It's not awful. You're not gonna be great in combat, but it has a few utility skills/talents
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Rolled 551 (1d1000)

>>81268412
I will be a halfling in this
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>>81271344
Halfling militiaman? Hell yeah
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Rolled 824 (1d1000)

>>81268412
Rollin
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>>81271268
Alright let me sell you on the appeal
>stormvermin
You're in the backlines and just clean up after the clan rats have thrown themselves at a wall, you're the uberchad of your race and you get to just beat the shit out of 99% of the niggas you see without consequence. Also you are second in line for getting the nicest stuff post war.
>warlock engineer
Warp lightning, literally no other reason but its fuckin bass's
>gutter runner
You get to go around bribing, stabbing and stealing from people. You're basically in on all of the greatest scheme-schemes. That's gotta be the equivalent of being a higher up glowie
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Rolled 437 (1d1000)

>>81268412
Rolling by the grace of Sigmar.
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Rolled 495 (1d1000)

>>81268412
rolling as a dwarf
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>>81271607
>dwarf pit fighter
kinda cool, not gonna lie
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>>81271577
I'm a mercenary. Fuck. Guess I'm gonna die young fighting some abomination or inbred retard noble's cousin as they bicker over three hills and a creek. Wish me luck, lads.
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Rolled 950 (1d1000)

>>81268412
Rolling as a hafling
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>>81271353
Wait read it wrong I am a noble if I roll halfling. Fuck it I am gonna try to build my own protectorate kingdom.
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Rolled 120 (1d1000)

>>81268412
So it shall be.
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>>81271740
Bodyguard, aye... I hope I rolled good stats.
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Rolled 465 (1d1000)

Protagonist, please.
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>>81268834
It's worth it just to start with the Fearless talent.
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>>81271770
Probably one of the best results I could get, to be honest.
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>>81271411
There is literally no race worse to be in warhammer fantasy than a skaven
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>>81271813
Not if you're at a reasonably high position that is feared and you constantly punch down to maintain order. It would suck admittedly, but what a fucking amazing short life I'd have before being blown up/assassinated/suffocated/caved in/killed in war
It's not like there's better options out there, well maybe halfling but I think I'd eventually get bored eating all day
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>>81271840
>It's not like there's better options out there
Being an Orc is just a better version of what you just described. Ogre too.
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>>81268370
>Become ratcatcher
>Make giant rat suit from all the captured rats
>Put on suit and travel to Skavenblight/Hell pit
>Get mistaken for female skaven and get taken to deep warrens
>Gets pumped with so much drugs that you get brain damage and forget that you got isekai’d to the shittiest setting possible.
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Rolled 93 (1d1000)

>>81268412
Here we go!
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>>81271989
Incorrecto my man, firstly I'd be retarded in both of those scenarios and for all the shit skaven get, they're actually pretty smart with what they can achieve
Also skaven have an inherent caste system in place that keeps the underlings down, also genetics (which can be argued) play role in it too. As a black rat I'd be towering over literally everything and I could beat the shit out of any uppity slave with little to no effort.
Additionally unlike orcs, I have no inborn desire for war, infact I'd be avoiding that shit as much as possible and the only person who would say else in the matter would be a chieftain or general.
Also I wouldn't have to fight to maintain my position of power, I just get it for the soul reason of being born the right colour
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>>81272115
So If I'm a dwarf or amd elf I'm a bounty hunter and if I'm a human I'm a boatman. Do I choose or roll to decide?
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>>81272100
>the shittiest setting possible
That'd be AoS. Or 40K, since the living standard there is much worde than in WFB
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>>81268370
Do you know enough German irl that would help you to smoothly learn the reikspiel? Do you know enough latin and ancient greek irl that would help you to smoothly learn the classical language?

If you answered no to both questions consider that you need 12 months minus one month * your Int/10 to lean a single language... and you still need to be tutored by a teacher.
Sorry OP, no cozy scholar life for you, the best you may aim is to be a initially beggar and then smoothly transition to raped and killed or dead by dysentery.
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>>81268412
Make me a farmer in someplace safe pls
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>>81268412
Rolling
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>>81272289
>Halfling fieldwarden
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>>81272134
>AoS
Just chill in Azyr without worrying about chaos. Give some tributes to Nagash so he doesn’t turn you into an angry ghost when you die.
>40k
Even a fa/tg/uy would be fit and healthy by imperial standards. Use this to either become a crime lord or get rectruited by a Rogue Trader
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Rolled 14 (1d1000)

>>81268412
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>>81268412
>obligatory human roll
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Rolled 157 (1d1000)

watch this
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>>81268412
so confusing
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Rolled 156 (1d1000)

>>81268412
???
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Rolled 965 (1d1000)

>>81268412
Please please not rat catcher
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>>81272937
Dwarf dilettante, eh? Well I have no idea how to play that, which I guess is the point. Cool.
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Rolled 80 (1d1000)

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Rolled 157 (1d1000)

>>81268412
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>>81268370
I don't know too much about Warhammer Fantasy, but I'm just gonna assume you're not going to get to choose your occupation....
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Rolled 484 (1d1000)

>>81268412
roll!!
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>>81274571
What exactly is a litigant and is it a good roll or am i going to get eaten by skaven?
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>>81274618
You're a student lawyer
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Rolled 305 (1d1000)

>>81268412
Rolling for human noble!
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>>81274682
>farmer
Fuck.
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>>81274682
>roll for noble
>get a farmer
That's life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnlPtaPxXfc
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>>81268412
fuck it
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Rolled 612 (1d1000)

>>81268412
What, no nobles or magic users? Step aside.
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>>81268412
Rollangelo
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>>81275402
The fuck is an agitator?
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>>81275423
Your "job" is to piss people off and cause riots because you disagree with taxes.
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Rolled 934 (1d1000)

>>81268412
Aw yeah, here we go.
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>>81275498
>Vagabond
Fuck yeah, I'm going opportunistic bandit mode the second I get my hands on a bow.
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>>81275487
That's what I do already. I'm very involved in my college's political sphere. This suits me marvelously.
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Rolled 30 (1d1000)

>>81268370
Rollin'.
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>>81275583
Fuck yeah! An apprentice witch!
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Rolled 73 (1d1000)

>>81268412
Stand aside, peasants.
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>>81275552
They're also whipped to death or hanged when caught.
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Rolled 221 (1d1000)

>>81268412
Ex-Convict Ratcatcher, here we go
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>>81275919
That's high talk for a barber surgeon.
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>>81275947
Nice, I get to live a comfy life as a coachman. So long as I don't get murdered by bandits, life is good.
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>>81275919
Barber-Surgeon, not bad. Since I actually know the rules of this game, I substitute for Embalmer and enjoy my fast track to become a Physician.
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>>81272886
>>81272937
>>81273882
That's a lot of Americans we got here.
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>>81275946
The way things are going, once again, not too dissimilar from the situations I regularly put myself in. I suspect my words and actions will eventually come back to bite me, but luckily I don't live in a cucked state so if I do get bit it will be later rather than sooner.
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Rolled 828 (1d1000)

>>81268412
Sure hope I don't get something that is constant suffering
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>>81276129
>Soldier
Wow, exactly the opposite of what you wanted! Tzeentch has smiled upon you!
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>>81276129
>>81276192
Nah, I got Squire. A little less suffering, depending mostly who is my lord that I'll be helping in and out of armor while he has to take a shit.
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>>81276192
Soldier could, ironically enough, be one of the safer jobs. At least you have allies with weapons to protect you, so long as you don't have to deal with Vampire Counts or Chaos Warriors.

>>81276225
Squire is probably among the safest jobs, if you have a cowardly lord. Even if you don't, you won't be fighting much on the front lines. Though you would eventually become a knight and have to do just that, in the thick of danger.
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>>81268412
Rolllll
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Rolled 222 (1d1000)

>>81268412
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Rolled 954 (1d1000)

>>81268412
No whammies
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>>81268412
Rolled 84
Barber surgeon well I am at least Qualified for that.
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>>81278530
>Watchman
I can live with that.
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Rolled 683 (1d1000)

>>81268412
Come on gong farmer
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>>81268370
I'm not a incarnation/champion/greater daemon of new Chaos God? What sort of shitty isekai is this?!
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>>81271813
Fimir
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>>81269250
Literally Medieval Highway Patrol. I got a River Warden, which sounds like Reikland's border patrol based upon the description. Being a LEO in Medieval Germany does sound like an interesting campaign.
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>>81268412
Let's roll.
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>>81280979
>Watchman
Neat
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Rolled 740 (1d1000)

>>81268412
Roll
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>>81268412
Dice+1d1000
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>>81268412
Alright let's see here
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>>81268412
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Rolled 742 (1d1000)

>>81268412
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Rolled 890 (1d1000)

>>81268412
Based beyond belief. C'mon baby don't screw me
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Rolled 597 (1d1000)

>>81268412
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>>81268370
I always wanted to make new guns and stuff
No joke its an irl hobby
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>>81268370
Dead, probably

>>81268412
Rolling
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>>81268412
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>>81268412
Again
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>>81268370
You think you get to choose? You roll, nigga.
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Rolled 251 (1d1000)

>>81268412
THERE'S ORCS IN THE TAVERN THERE'S ORCS IN THE TAVERN GO GO GO GO GO
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>>81287778
>HUMAN DUNG COLLECTOR
>HAFLING FARMER
>ELF HUNTER
>DWARVEN INITIATE
I pick Halfling Farmer as myself. Sounds awesome! I'm gonna grow so many crops and have a nice wife who loves me, and we'll have lots of kids together. I can't wait to go to festivals and spend time with all the people who I love and am loved by.
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Rolled 86 (1d1000)

>>81268412
COME ON, ANYTHING BUT RATCATCHER
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>>81287882
>Bear Tamer

Fuck yeah! Eat shit, Skaven, I got a BEAR!

GIT 'EM, POOH!
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>>81268412
Rollan
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Rolled 362 (1d1000)

>>81268412
rollan
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Rolled 763 (1d1000)

>>81268412
roll for humiez
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>>81268412
soldier

i won't live long, friends
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>>81268768
2e had a rolltable too
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>>81289406
...Where? Not in the core rules it didn't.
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Rolled 88 (1d1000)

>>81268412
fair enough
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>>81268412
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Rolled 944 (1d1000)

>>81268412
We're going for that protagonist spot bros
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>>81268370
I would choose what the HORRIBLE GOD WITH TWO MIDDLE FINGERS DEMANDS.

>>81268412
C'MON RANALD YOU FUCKIN' CUUUUNT.
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Rolled 731 (1d1000)

>>81268412
rolla
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>>81268412
Ranald, bless this roll.
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>>81268412
85 not bad.
If Dwarf, bodyguard.
If Human, bear tamer.
I think I'll go for dwarf bodyguard, protecting some lord from the horrors of the mines sounds fun.
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>>81268370
Anything dwarfy (except slayer maybe, but they’re cool too)
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>>81268370
>>81268729
>free race pick
High Elf Mage from Saphery. Safest and most powerful magic that exist in this setting, highest living standard, most beautiful enviroment and as Saphery is one of the inner kingdoms of Ulthuan, one of the safest places to live. High elven politics certainly will be a struggle, but its probably still less autistic and shitty then dawi clan shenanigans or the shit that goes down at the court of Altdorf.
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Rolled 320 + 1 (1d1000 + 1)

>>81289663
t. Tranny sue.

>>81268412
>>81268768
LESSFUCKING GO
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>81289687
>Too many dice
cringe.
I hope I get human, I wanna be a ferryman.
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>>81289702
>>81289687
>Human ferryman
Time to work a 9 to 9 and be happy with my plain, but homely, wife as a Sigmar fearing man.
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Rolled 251 (1d1000)

>>81268412
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>>81289764
>Elf Hunter
Yeah, i can live with that.
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>>81268370
Slann. Best chances to survive the end times
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Rolled 223 (1d1000)

>>81268412
GO GO GO
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>>81289869
Coachman. I could do worse.
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>>81268412
Lets see what await us..
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Rolled (1d000)

>>81268412
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Rolled 132 (1d1000)

>>81268412
Lemme see
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>>81290001
>Dwarf Cartographer
Sounds pretty based NGL
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>>81268370
Peasant. Future Beastmen/Vampire chow. If I'm lucky.
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Rolled 894 (1d1000)

>>81268412
rollan
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>>81289713
>Time to work a 9 to 9 and be happy with my plain, but homely, wife as a Sigmar fearing man.
Based
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>>81268412
Apothecary apparently. I don't even know how to boil soup irl...
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Rolled 722 (1d1000)

>>81268412
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>>81268412
>protagonist
>available for human and dwarf only

HAH! As it should be!
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>>81290195
>Protagonists are professional bullies. Their fighting skills are for hire and they will beat up just about anyone for the right price. In many cases, Protagonists hide the fact that they are hired help, making up ridiculous excuses to start a brawl with the chosen target. The moneyman watches the humiliation of his foe, for enjoyment or profit of both. Roughing up a few locals is comparatively cheap, while more formidable opponents and more grievous injuries are proportionally more expensive.
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Rolled 506 (1d1000)

>>81268412
Roll
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Rolled 223 (1d1000)

>>81268412
Rolling
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>>81268412
Rolling
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>>81268412
roll
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>>81290218
>>81290195
>protagonist
>is actually just a petty hired thug
kek
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Rolled 444 (1d1000)

>>81268412
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Rolled 457 (1d1000)

>>81268412
Letting my fate to the dice.
JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL
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/roll 1d1000
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>>81294509
So either Dwarf Outlaw, Halfling Messenger, Human Kislevite Cossar... or Elf Noble.
Welp, guess I'm a knife-ear now. HOT ELVEN CHICKS, WOOOHOOO
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>>81268412
rolling
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>>81268370
Become a priest of Myrmidia
>why a priest
The Gods actually fucking exist
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>>81268412
Rollin
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Rolled 235 (1d1000)

>>81268412
C'mon dice old buddy, don't let me down!
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>>81268412
Fuck it, let's do this.
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Rolled 442 (1d1000)

>>81268412
Rolling. Give me a job worthy of an isekai hero please.
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>>81268412
based
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>>81268412
IT'S TIME TO DIE.
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>>81268412
>Tfw it's time
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Rolled 126 (1d1000)

>>81268412
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Rolled 425 (1d1000)

>>81268412
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Rolled 694 (1d1000)

>>81268412
pls noble or wise woman or protag
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>>81268370
Space Marine
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Rolled 978 (1d1000)

>>81268412
fuck yeah
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>>81297581
>Wise Woman
You ready to partake in a genderbend isekai?
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>>81268412
Lets go
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>>81268412
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>>81268370
High elf Aryan warrior
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>>81297639
Wise Woman is the only career where you can be a Hag Witch, so hell yeah I'm down to be Baba Yaga
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>>81292251
>>protagonist
>>is actually just a petty hired thug
>kek
Like the standard D&D PC. They have elaborate excuses but they're just thugs.
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>>81268412
ól
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>>81268370
Based on my real skills and background, or by rolling on >>81268412?

I got plenty of options for the former, especially if I can bringany of my tools or equipment.
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Rolled 845 (1d1000)

>>81268412
Roll.
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>>81299400
That some mean looking kitchenwa... wait a second!
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Rolled 570 (1d1000)

>>81268370
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>>81299511
Human muleskinner (oof), Outlaw Halflin (stealing cheese?), Elf Raconteur or Dwarf rat catcher
I'll take elf - my ideologies irl don't hide well with the human or dwarf stuff and being an outlaw seems annoying and edgy.
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>>81268412
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>>81299450
The irony is that Pakistani knockoffs on my repros popped up of my repro tools from Heironymous Braunscheig's 1497 "Handbuch der Wundartzt", and have been advertised as "medieval kitchen tools".

I mean, they could work, but are a little short for cooking. You would want oven gloves.
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>>81299400
You don't get to play this game clownfag unless I get dibs on you in my party
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>>81268412
>128
What's a Bondsman?
For Bail Bond?
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>>81299400
Nobody cares, tripwhore
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Rolled 472 (1d1000)

>>81268412
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>>81299848
Welcome newfriend.
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>>81268412

Plz not News sheet vendor , anything but news sheet vendor

dice+1d1000
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Rolled 329 (1d1000)

woops
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>>81268370
become female skaven
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>>81299400
>>81299682
What exactly am I looking at here?
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Rolled 87 (1d1000)

>>81268412
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>>81301629
O-oh.
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>>81268412
>>81268370
As always, Rat Catcher is the right choice.
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>>81268412
Rollin'.
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Rolled 502 (1d1000)

>>81301777
Cunt.
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>>81268412
Rolling Human
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>>81268370
Ulthuan noble, obviously. Why would you pick anything else?
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Trying again
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>>81301587
Looks like a barber surgeon's kit
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>>81268412
rolling
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>>81268370
Ratcatcher.

Best chance of encountering skaven.
For cuddles.
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Rolled 225 (1d1000)

>>81268412
Rawling
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>>81305270
What the fuck is a deepwatcher
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Rolled 401 (1d1000)

>>81268412
come on, don't fuck me here
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>>81305276
You go to the tunnels and sewers and kill the nasty stuff down there I think
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>>81305293
Well, that sucks
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>>81268370
Stormcast Eternal, of course.
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>>81269259

Get some fucking counseling or kill yourself, people like you should be put away in an institution or just get shot.
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>>81268412
Rollerblades
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Rolled 285 (1d1000)

>>81268412
By sigmar you people are dogs
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Rolled 383 (1d1000)

>>81268412
Let's see
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Rolled 946 (1d1000)

Country roads, take me home.
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>>81307210
Elvish vagabond. Cool. Awesome. Plenty of country roads around here.
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Rolled 932 (1d1000)

>>81268412
hopefully I roll someone less retarded
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>>81307269
You and me, buddy. Elvish vagabond bro bond for life.
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>>81268412
Rollan for manure picker
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Rolled 785 (1d1000)

>>81268412
based, rollan
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>>81268370
I would kill myself again and hope to go to a better world
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Rolled 111 (1d1000)

>>81268412
gib
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>>81307530
bodyguard doesn't sound terrible, i guess? Maybe i can live a good life mooching cheese and booze from the kitchens until i get murdered by the giant rats which totally don't exist
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Rolled 602 (1d1000)

>>81268412
I am...
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>>81307641
An outlaw, no matter what...this sucks
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>>81301587
Looks like an apothecary set up
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>>81268412
rollan
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Rolled 519 (1d1000)

>>81268412
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>>81268412
Please, i just want a simple safe life
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>>81268412
Something safe please.
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Rolled 665 (1d1000)

>>81268412

Something meaningful I hope.
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>>81268370
How do I roll
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>>81268412
Rollon for my real life profession
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Rolled (1d000)

>>81308891
Whoops
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Rolled 961 (1d1000)

>>81308910
I'm a sub 0 iq....
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Rolled 541 (1d1000)

>>81268412
Rollers
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Rolled 581 (1d1000)

>>81268412
I hope I did this right
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Rolled 547 (1d1000)

>>81268412
Rolling for dawi.
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>>81272959
literally jack of all-trades uuuhm acshually. You're well read enough to fool the common man to think you're smart, but a true academic will know you're full of shit
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>>81268370
Beekeeper.

Because fuck you, I always wanted to be a Beekeeper but being a Beekeeper in a world where slant eyed fucks can mass produce a gorillian tonnes of honey flavoured corn syrup and sell it in the same market where the Government will shut me the fuck down unless I can trace every single fucking grain of pollen is fucking utter bullshit of the highest order and I don't care that I'd probably get eaten by Goblins or Beastmen or someshit I just want to have a few hives, live in a hovel and sell mead and honey and keep chickens.....
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>>81289426
This one's from 2e. The Career Compendium. one of the last books released in 2e, which collected all the various careers from all the source books in one place.
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>>81312058
I know, I was saying that 2e didn't have a roll table for race.
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>>81295070
In Warhammer, all gods are made up. But that doesn't mean they aren't real.
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>>81312034
Wouldn't want people to consume anything healthy now would they? It's not like the obesity crisis is linked in anyway to the immense amount of corn syrup put into fucking EVERYTHING these days. Even things you wouldn't normally put sugar. No sir, nothing to see here move along. (I feel you based honeybro, I feel you)
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>>81299723
A Warrior in service to a Jarl. You're Norscan, a Chaos worshipping viking.
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>>81312097
oh shit, yeah you're right. I'm looking through all my books and it's ALWAYS "Choose your race"
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Rolled 285 (1d1000)

>>81268412
C'mon ZEALOT
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>>81312233
Hell yeah Ex-Convict, time to sign onto the nearest soldiery that'll take and whip me into a real Man-At-Arms.
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Rolled 771 (1d1000)

>>81268412
Rollan
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Rolled 834 (1d1000)

>>81268412
Human.
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>>81268412
Sigmar take the wheel
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>>81312411
Steppe Nomad. Alright, that's pretty good.
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Rolled 876 (1d1000)

>>81268412
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>>81268412
here I go! dont fuck me up sigmar
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Rolled 882 (1d1000)

>>81268412
fuck, forgot the roll
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Rolled 205 (1d1000)

>>81268412
Rollan
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>>81314698
Right right, cheerio, what's all this then?
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>>81269259
halfling you will be
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>>81268370
I'd just immediately start worshipping Slannesh
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>>81268412
Roland
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>>81268412
rollin
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>>81268412
FML
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Rolled 70 (1d1000)

>>81268412
Rolling for the Lady.
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>>81268412
Dice+1d1000
God willing it'll be a good one.
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Rolled 566 (1d1000)

>>81268412
Let us see what the future holds.
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Rolled 125 (1d1000)

>>81268412
WIZAAAAAAAAARD
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>>81268412
roll/1d1000
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Rolled 671 (1d1000)

>>81268412
Let's see
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>>81268412
Fruit roll up.
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>>81319378
So servant, scribe, rogue or protagonist?
Going for protagonist just so it fits the isekai prompt. The fact it's just a professional bully instead of a fated hero just make it funnier.
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>>81268412
noko+dice+1d1000
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>>81268412
roll+1d1000
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>>81269259
I can deeply relate with the blackouts and the rage, but not the desire for it instead of getting rid of it. If I'm not in control of the actions, than it's not me doing it, and fuck being a slave in my own body.
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>>81268412
"dice+1d1000"
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Rolled 16 (1d1000)

>>81268412
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>>81268412
Rolen
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>>81319534
hey alright
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Rolled 899 (1d1000)

>>81268412
Give.
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Rolled 68 + 1 (1d100 + 1)

>>81268768
>>81268412

Obviously I'd want to be a wizard, but I have to start somewhere. Rolling for species as well.
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Rolled 195 (1d1000)

>>81319843

I do not know how to use the dice function.
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>>81308870
Look at the board sticky
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>>81268370
Gue'vasa
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>>81268412
Why would they even bother having rules for wizards when there's such a small chance that you'll actually get to be one? Also what the fuck is a frogwife?
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>>81268412
Isnt rolling banned
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>>81268412
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>>81320007
Because you can also just decide to be a wizard. Any starting career (the ones on this table) can join any other starting career. So your frogwife can go out and decide that they've had magical talent all along and go join the colleges.

Also a frogwife is a bretonnian swamp-dwelling rural woman (or occasionally man). They really just made stats for a stout French housewife that gossips with the other ladies while they're out skinning frogs for dinner.
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>>81268412
Here
We
GOOOO
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>>81272127
Well, I'll go dwarf bounty hunter. What can I say, umgi, it pays the bills and clears grudges
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Rolled 456 (1d1000)

>>81268412
AAAAAAAAHH



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