If you got isekai'd into the Warhammer Fantasy universe what occupation would you choose? I'd be an Imperial scholar.
>>81268370I would roll for it, as God intended.
>>81268370Marienburg merchant la. I don't want my minded by profane truths of chaosOr is the eldritch stuff more 40k? I know fantasy doesn't really have the warp
Rolled 682 (1d1000)>>81268412Come ooon
>>81268444Raconteur? The fuck is that?
Rolled 515 (1d1000)>>81268412
Rolled 457 (1d1000)>>81268412Human rolling
Rolled 724 (1d1000)>>81268412human wizard get
>>81268370Demigryph knight or a questing knight But if race change is on the table I'd so be a fucking Stormvermin, Warlock Engineer or Gutter runner instead
Rolled 814 (1d1000)>>81268412Rolling for elf.
>>81268370is WHF egalitarian?what race am I?
>>81268716Dwarves hate Elves and Elves hate other types of Elves.Pick whatever race you want.
>>81268729I meant between the sexes.>dwarves hate elves and elves hate other types of elvessupremely based
>>81268738I think they're cool with women.
>>81268716In 2e you chose your race, but in 4e you roll for it.
>>81268412Rolling.If given choice? High elf of avelorn or Saphery. If human? Cathayan.If in empire? Nuln I guess.
>>81268800>Norscan Skaldmite b cool
Rolled 254 (1d1000)>>81268412Give me something good
>>81268817Fucking shit shoveller? What the fuck.
>>81268817Congrats anon, you're a dung collector!
>>81268834The dice giveth and the dice taketh away.
Rolled 7, 1, 8 = 16 (3d10)>>81268412rollan
>>81269211Roadwarden? The fuck is that? As in maintaining the roads or collecting toll? Or guarding the roads?
>>81268370Cultist of Khorne. It doesn't matter what I want. I honest to God on His Throne On High cannot remember a day I went without murderous hate. My temper goes from calm to berserk in about two seconds when instigated, and it is indiscriminate. I've been in several fights in the last year alone, a few that I caused, and I just didn't stop. The hate filled my veins and the only thought in my head was to do damage, even when I was struck several times and had them begging me to stop. I don't understand why I'm like this. When I was in daycare as a six year-old child I bit another child's finger off and spit it out because they were teasing a friend of mine for being stupid, and when a grown man came to subdue me, I bit into his wrist and drew blood the moment I realized his intention and the only reason I didn't crush his testicles in my hands was because several other children held my arms down. I don't have any conscious memory of the entire incident, I just saw this butterball shove my buddy down, and I blacked out. I don't know why I'm like this. I like the feeling of an axe in my hands though, every time I split wood I fantasize about doing the same to a human skull. I crave nothing more than death in battle. The cause doesn't matter. It doesn't matter if it's right or if it's wrong, it doesn't matter if my soul is damned or I'm warped into a parody of man, I just want to kill.
Rolled 518 (1d1000)>>81268412rollan
>>81268370>Choosing and OccupationPffff, you'll toil in the fields until you die from a random Beastmen attack, a Zombie, take the Emperor's coin and die to a Goblin, or get killed border squabble, and you will LIKE it.>>81268412Ranald, don't be a cunt.
>>81269250Protecting the roads.You get a light warhorse, a pistol, and mail armor.As far as careers go, you got pretty fucking lucky. But sadly, it's no Solider.
>>81268412roll last 3 digits, knight errant get.
Rolled 549 (1d1000)>>81268412corpse
>>81268370Probably something not military related, and no where near any greenskins, ogres, skaven, chaos, undead or any other horrors that want to rip me apart.>>81268738
Rolled 135 + 1 (1d1000 + 1)>>81268412
>>81268412w-waht the heck is a bone picker guys?
Rolled 145 (1d1000)>>81268412
>>81270540>>81270524oh, welp I'm pretty much the same as I am now, a social slave living off the refuse of the wealthier.
>>81270559hell yeah, bounty hunter
Rolled 737 (1d1000)>>81268412Big money baby
Rolled 284 (1d1000)>>81268412Rollan.
Rolled 276 (1d1000)>>81271148Fucked up the first time
>>81271180Just to note I have almost no idea about anything whfb so how good is entertainer for a career because it sounds like the most boring fucking one
Rolled 214 (1d1000)>>81268412why not this could be interesting
>>81268652Why the fuck would anyone want to be skaven
>>81270540You hunt through trash for anything you can sell on.>>81271189It's not awful. You're not gonna be great in combat, but it has a few utility skills/talents
Rolled 551 (1d1000)>>81268412I will be a halfling in this
>>81271344Halfling militiaman? Hell yeah
Rolled 824 (1d1000)>>81268412Rollin
>>81271268Alright let me sell you on the appeal>stormverminYou're in the backlines and just clean up after the clan rats have thrown themselves at a wall, you're the uberchad of your race and you get to just beat the shit out of 99% of the niggas you see without consequence. Also you are second in line for getting the nicest stuff post war.>warlock engineerWarp lightning, literally no other reason but its fuckin bass's>gutter runnerYou get to go around bribing, stabbing and stealing from people. You're basically in on all of the greatest scheme-schemes. That's gotta be the equivalent of being a higher up glowie
Rolled 437 (1d1000)>>81268412Rolling by the grace of Sigmar.
Rolled 495 (1d1000)>>81268412rolling as a dwarf
>>81271607>dwarf pit fighterkinda cool, not gonna lie
>>81271577I'm a mercenary. Fuck. Guess I'm gonna die young fighting some abomination or inbred retard noble's cousin as they bicker over three hills and a creek. Wish me luck, lads.
Rolled 950 (1d1000)>>81268412Rolling as a hafling
>>81271353Wait read it wrong I am a noble if I roll halfling. Fuck it I am gonna try to build my own protectorate kingdom.
Rolled 120 (1d1000)>>81268412So it shall be.
>>81271740Bodyguard, aye... I hope I rolled good stats.
Rolled 465 (1d1000)Protagonist, please.
>>81268834It's worth it just to start with the Fearless talent.
>>81271770Probably one of the best results I could get, to be honest.
>>81271411There is literally no race worse to be in warhammer fantasy than a skaven
>>81271813Not if you're at a reasonably high position that is feared and you constantly punch down to maintain order. It would suck admittedly, but what a fucking amazing short life I'd have before being blown up/assassinated/suffocated/caved in/killed in war It's not like there's better options out there, well maybe halfling but I think I'd eventually get bored eating all day
>>81271840>It's not like there's better options out thereBeing an Orc is just a better version of what you just described. Ogre too.
>>81268370>Become ratcatcher>Make giant rat suit from all the captured rats>Put on suit and travel to Skavenblight/Hell pit>Get mistaken for female skaven and get taken to deep warrens>Gets pumped with so much drugs that you get brain damage and forget that you got isekai’d to the shittiest setting possible.
Rolled 93 (1d1000)>>81268412Here we go!
>>81271989Incorrecto my man, firstly I'd be retarded in both of those scenarios and for all the shit skaven get, they're actually pretty smart with what they can achieve Also skaven have an inherent caste system in place that keeps the underlings down, also genetics (which can be argued) play role in it too. As a black rat I'd be towering over literally everything and I could beat the shit out of any uppity slave with little to no effort.Additionally unlike orcs, I have no inborn desire for war, infact I'd be avoiding that shit as much as possible and the only person who would say else in the matter would be a chieftain or general.Also I wouldn't have to fight to maintain my position of power, I just get it for the soul reason of being born the right colour
>>81272115So If I'm a dwarf or amd elf I'm a bounty hunter and if I'm a human I'm a boatman. Do I choose or roll to decide?
>>81272100>the shittiest setting possibleThat'd be AoS. Or 40K, since the living standard there is much worde than in WFB
>>81268370Do you know enough German irl that would help you to smoothly learn the reikspiel? Do you know enough latin and ancient greek irl that would help you to smoothly learn the classical language?If you answered no to both questions consider that you need 12 months minus one month * your Int/10 to lean a single language... and you still need to be tutored by a teacher.Sorry OP, no cozy scholar life for you, the best you may aim is to be a initially beggar and then smoothly transition to raped and killed or dead by dysentery.
>>81268412Make me a farmer in someplace safe pls
>>81272134>AoSJust chill in Azyr without worrying about chaos. Give some tributes to Nagash so he doesn’t turn you into an angry ghost when you die.>40kEven a fa/tg/uy would be fit and healthy by imperial standards. Use this to either become a crime lord or get rectruited by a Rogue Trader
Rolled 14 (1d1000)>>81268412
>>81268412>obligatory human roll
Rolled 157 (1d1000)watch this
Rolled 156 (1d1000)>>81268412???
Rolled 965 (1d1000)>>81268412Please please not rat catcher
>>81272937Dwarf dilettante, eh? Well I have no idea how to play that, which I guess is the point. Cool.
Rolled 80 (1d1000)
Rolled 157 (1d1000)>>81268412
>>81268370I don't know too much about Warhammer Fantasy, but I'm just gonna assume you're not going to get to choose your occupation....
Rolled 484 (1d1000)>>81268412roll!!
>>81274571What exactly is a litigant and is it a good roll or am i going to get eaten by skaven?
>>81274618You're a student lawyer
Rolled 305 (1d1000)>>81268412Rolling for human noble!
>>81274682>roll for noble >get a farmerThat's lifehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnlPtaPxXfc
Rolled 612 (1d1000)>>81268412What, no nobles or magic users? Step aside.
>>81275402The fuck is an agitator?
>>81275423Your "job" is to piss people off and cause riots because you disagree with taxes.
Rolled 934 (1d1000)>>81268412Aw yeah, here we go.
>>81275498>VagabondFuck yeah, I'm going opportunistic bandit mode the second I get my hands on a bow.
>>81275487That's what I do already. I'm very involved in my college's political sphere. This suits me marvelously.
Rolled 30 (1d1000)>>81268370Rollin'.
>>81275583Fuck yeah! An apprentice witch!
Rolled 73 (1d1000)>>81268412Stand aside, peasants.
>>81275552They're also whipped to death or hanged when caught.
Rolled 221 (1d1000)>>81268412Ex-Convict Ratcatcher, here we go
>>81275919That's high talk for a barber surgeon.
>>81275947Nice, I get to live a comfy life as a coachman. So long as I don't get murdered by bandits, life is good.
>>81275919Barber-Surgeon, not bad. Since I actually know the rules of this game, I substitute for Embalmer and enjoy my fast track to become a Physician.
>>81272886>>81272937>>81273882That's a lot of Americans we got here.
>>81275946The way things are going, once again, not too dissimilar from the situations I regularly put myself in. I suspect my words and actions will eventually come back to bite me, but luckily I don't live in a cucked state so if I do get bit it will be later rather than sooner.
Rolled 828 (1d1000)>>81268412Sure hope I don't get something that is constant suffering
>>81276129>SoldierWow, exactly the opposite of what you wanted! Tzeentch has smiled upon you!
>>81276129>>81276192Nah, I got Squire. A little less suffering, depending mostly who is my lord that I'll be helping in and out of armor while he has to take a shit.
>>81276192Soldier could, ironically enough, be one of the safer jobs. At least you have allies with weapons to protect you, so long as you don't have to deal with Vampire Counts or Chaos Warriors.>>81276225Squire is probably among the safest jobs, if you have a cowardly lord. Even if you don't, you won't be fighting much on the front lines. Though you would eventually become a knight and have to do just that, in the thick of danger.
Rolled 222 (1d1000)>>81268412
Rolled 954 (1d1000)>>81268412No whammies
>>81268412 Rolled 84Barber surgeon well I am at least Qualified for that.
>>81278530>WatchmanI can live with that.
Rolled 683 (1d1000)>>81268412Come on gong farmer
>>81268370I'm not a incarnation/champion/greater daemon of new Chaos God? What sort of shitty isekai is this?!
>>81269250Literally Medieval Highway Patrol. I got a River Warden, which sounds like Reikland's border patrol based upon the description. Being a LEO in Medieval Germany does sound like an interesting campaign.
Rolled 740 (1d1000)>>81268412Roll
>>81268412Alright let's see here
Rolled 742 (1d1000)>>81268412
Rolled 890 (1d1000)>>81268412Based beyond belief. C'mon baby don't screw me
Rolled 597 (1d1000)>>81268412
>>81268370I always wanted to make new guns and stuffNo joke its an irl hobby
>>81268370You think you get to choose? You roll, nigga.
Rolled 251 (1d1000)>>81268412THERE'S ORCS IN THE TAVERN THERE'S ORCS IN THE TAVERN GO GO GO GO GO
>>81287778>HUMAN DUNG COLLECTOR>HAFLING FARMER>ELF HUNTER >DWARVEN INITIATEI pick Halfling Farmer as myself. Sounds awesome! I'm gonna grow so many crops and have a nice wife who loves me, and we'll have lots of kids together. I can't wait to go to festivals and spend time with all the people who I love and am loved by.
Rolled 86 (1d1000)>>81268412COME ON, ANYTHING BUT RATCATCHER
>>81287882>Bear TamerFuck yeah! Eat shit, Skaven, I got a BEAR!GIT 'EM, POOH!
Rolled 362 (1d1000)>>81268412rollan
Rolled 763 (1d1000)>>81268412roll for humiez
>>81268412soldieri won't live long, friends
>>812687682e had a rolltable too
>>81289406...Where? Not in the core rules it didn't.
Rolled 88 (1d1000)>>81268412fair enough
Rolled 944 (1d1000)>>81268412We're going for that protagonist spot bros
>>81268370I would choose what the HORRIBLE GOD WITH TWO MIDDLE FINGERS DEMANDS.>>81268412C'MON RANALD YOU FUCKIN' CUUUUNT.
Rolled 731 (1d1000)>>81268412rolla
>>81268412Ranald, bless this roll.
>>8126841285 not bad.If Dwarf, bodyguard. If Human, bear tamer. I think I'll go for dwarf bodyguard, protecting some lord from the horrors of the mines sounds fun.
>>81268370Anything dwarfy (except slayer maybe, but they’re cool too)
>>81268370>>81268729>free race pickHigh Elf Mage from Saphery. Safest and most powerful magic that exist in this setting, highest living standard, most beautiful enviroment and as Saphery is one of the inner kingdoms of Ulthuan, one of the safest places to live. High elven politics certainly will be a struggle, but its probably still less autistic and shitty then dawi clan shenanigans or the shit that goes down at the court of Altdorf.
Rolled 320 + 1 (1d1000 + 1)>>81289663t. Tranny sue.>>81268412>>81268768LESSFUCKING GO
Rolled 29 (1d100)>>81289687>Too many dicecringe.I hope I get human, I wanna be a ferryman.
>>81289702>>81289687>Human ferrymanTime to work a 9 to 9 and be happy with my plain, but homely, wife as a Sigmar fearing man.
Rolled 251 (1d1000)>>81268412
>>81289764>Elf HunterYeah, i can live with that.
>>81268370Slann. Best chances to survive the end times
Rolled 223 (1d1000)>>81268412GO GO GO
>>81289869Coachman. I could do worse.
>>81268412Lets see what await us..
Rolled 132 (1d1000)>>81268412Lemme see
>>81290001>Dwarf CartographerSounds pretty based NGL
>>81268370Peasant. Future Beastmen/Vampire chow. If I'm lucky.
Rolled 894 (1d1000)>>81268412rollan
>>81289713>Time to work a 9 to 9 and be happy with my plain, but homely, wife as a Sigmar fearing man.Based
>>81268412Apothecary apparently. I don't even know how to boil soup irl...
Rolled 722 (1d1000)>>81268412
>>81268412>protagonist>available for human and dwarf onlyHAH! As it should be!
>>81290195>Protagonists are professional bullies. Their fighting skills are for hire and they will beat up just about anyone for the right price. In many cases, Protagonists hide the fact that they are hired help, making up ridiculous excuses to start a brawl with the chosen target. The moneyman watches the humiliation of his foe, for enjoyment or profit of both. Roughing up a few locals is comparatively cheap, while more formidable opponents and more grievous injuries are proportionally more expensive.
Rolled 506 (1d1000)>>81268412Roll
Rolled 223 (1d1000)>>81268412Rolling
>>81290218>>81290195>protagonist>is actually just a petty hired thugkek
Rolled 444 (1d1000)>>81268412
Rolled 457 (1d1000)>>81268412Letting my fate to the dice.JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL
>>81294509So either Dwarf Outlaw, Halfling Messenger, Human Kislevite Cossar... or Elf Noble.Welp, guess I'm a knife-ear now. HOT ELVEN CHICKS, WOOOHOOO
>>81268370Become a priest of Myrmidia>why a priestThe Gods actually fucking exist
Rolled 235 (1d1000)>>81268412C'mon dice old buddy, don't let me down!
>>81268412Fuck it, let's do this.
Rolled 442 (1d1000)>>81268412Rolling. Give me a job worthy of an isekai hero please.
>>81268412IT'S TIME TO DIE.
>>81268412>Tfw it's time
Rolled 126 (1d1000)>>81268412
Rolled 425 (1d1000)>>81268412
Rolled 694 (1d1000)>>81268412pls noble or wise woman or protag
Rolled 978 (1d1000)>>81268412fuck yeah
>>81297581>Wise WomanYou ready to partake in a genderbend isekai?
>>81268370High elf Aryan warrior
>>81297639Wise Woman is the only career where you can be a Hag Witch, so hell yeah I'm down to be Baba Yaga
>>81292251>>protagonist>>is actually just a petty hired thug>kekLike the standard D&D PC. They have elaborate excuses but they're just thugs.
>>81268370Based on my real skills and background, or by rolling on >>81268412?I got plenty of options for the former, especially if I can bringany of my tools or equipment.
Rolled 845 (1d1000)>>81268412Roll.
>>81299400That some mean looking kitchenwa... wait a second!
Rolled 570 (1d1000)>>81268370
>>81299511Human muleskinner (oof), Outlaw Halflin (stealing cheese?), Elf Raconteur or Dwarf rat catcherI'll take elf - my ideologies irl don't hide well with the human or dwarf stuff and being an outlaw seems annoying and edgy.
>>81299450The irony is that Pakistani knockoffs on my repros popped up of my repro tools from Heironymous Braunscheig's 1497 "Handbuch der Wundartzt", and have been advertised as "medieval kitchen tools".I mean, they could work, but are a little short for cooking. You would want oven gloves.
>>81299400You don't get to play this game clownfag unless I get dibs on you in my party
>>81268412>128What's a Bondsman?For Bail Bond?
>>81299400Nobody cares, tripwhore
Rolled 472 (1d1000)>>81268412
>>81268412 Plz not News sheet vendor , anything but news sheet vendordice+1d1000
Rolled 329 (1d1000)woops
>>81268370become female skaven
>>81299400>>81299682What exactly am I looking at here?
Rolled 87 (1d1000)>>81268412
>>81268412>>81268370As always, Rat Catcher is the right choice.
Rolled 502 (1d1000)>>81301777Cunt.
>>81268370Ulthuan noble, obviously. Why would you pick anything else?
>>81301587Looks like a barber surgeon's kit
>>81268370Ratcatcher.Best chance of encountering skaven.For cuddles.
Rolled 225 (1d1000)>>81268412Rawling
>>81305270What the fuck is a deepwatcher
Rolled 401 (1d1000)>>81268412come on, don't fuck me here
>>81305276You go to the tunnels and sewers and kill the nasty stuff down there I think
>>81305293Well, that sucks
>>81268370Stormcast Eternal, of course.
>>81269259Get some fucking counseling or kill yourself, people like you should be put away in an institution or just get shot.
Rolled 285 (1d1000)>>81268412By sigmar you people are dogs
Rolled 383 (1d1000)>>81268412Let's see
Rolled 946 (1d1000)Country roads, take me home.
>>81307210Elvish vagabond. Cool. Awesome. Plenty of country roads around here.
Rolled 932 (1d1000)>>81268412hopefully I roll someone less retarded
>>81307269You and me, buddy. Elvish vagabond bro bond for life.
>>81268412Rollan for manure picker
Rolled 785 (1d1000)>>81268412based, rollan
>>81268370I would kill myself again and hope to go to a better world
Rolled 111 (1d1000)>>81268412gib
>>81307530bodyguard doesn't sound terrible, i guess? Maybe i can live a good life mooching cheese and booze from the kitchens until i get murdered by the giant rats which totally don't exist
Rolled 602 (1d1000)>>81268412I am...
>>81307641An outlaw, no matter what...this sucks
>>81301587Looks like an apothecary set up
Rolled 519 (1d1000)>>81268412
>>81268412Please, i just want a simple safe life
>>81268412Something safe please.
Rolled 665 (1d1000)>>81268412Something meaningful I hope.
>>81268370How do I roll
>>81268412Rollon for my real life profession
Rolled 961 (1d1000)>>81308910I'm a sub 0 iq....
Rolled 541 (1d1000)>>81268412Rollers
Rolled 581 (1d1000)>>81268412I hope I did this right
Rolled 547 (1d1000)>>81268412Rolling for dawi.
>>81272959literally jack of all-trades uuuhm acshually. You're well read enough to fool the common man to think you're smart, but a true academic will know you're full of shit
>>81268370Beekeeper.Because fuck you, I always wanted to be a Beekeeper but being a Beekeeper in a world where slant eyed fucks can mass produce a gorillian tonnes of honey flavoured corn syrup and sell it in the same market where the Government will shut me the fuck down unless I can trace every single fucking grain of pollen is fucking utter bullshit of the highest order and I don't care that I'd probably get eaten by Goblins or Beastmen or someshit I just want to have a few hives, live in a hovel and sell mead and honey and keep chickens.....
>>81289426This one's from 2e. The Career Compendium. one of the last books released in 2e, which collected all the various careers from all the source books in one place.
>>81312058I know, I was saying that 2e didn't have a roll table for race.
>>81295070In Warhammer, all gods are made up. But that doesn't mean they aren't real.
>>81312034Wouldn't want people to consume anything healthy now would they? It's not like the obesity crisis is linked in anyway to the immense amount of corn syrup put into fucking EVERYTHING these days. Even things you wouldn't normally put sugar. No sir, nothing to see here move along. (I feel you based honeybro, I feel you)
>>81299723A Warrior in service to a Jarl. You're Norscan, a Chaos worshipping viking.
>>81312097oh shit, yeah you're right. I'm looking through all my books and it's ALWAYS "Choose your race"
Rolled 285 (1d1000)>>81268412C'mon ZEALOT
>>81312233Hell yeah Ex-Convict, time to sign onto the nearest soldiery that'll take and whip me into a real Man-At-Arms.
Rolled 771 (1d1000)>>81268412Rollan
Rolled 834 (1d1000)>>81268412Human.
>>81268412Sigmar take the wheel
>>81312411Steppe Nomad. Alright, that's pretty good.
Rolled 876 (1d1000)>>81268412
>>81268412here I go! dont fuck me up sigmar
Rolled 882 (1d1000)>>81268412fuck, forgot the roll
Rolled 205 (1d1000)>>81268412Rollan
>>81314698Right right, cheerio, what's all this then?
>>81269259halfling you will be
>>81268370I'd just immediately start worshipping Slannesh
Rolled 70 (1d1000)>>81268412Rolling for the Lady.
>>81268412Dice+1d1000God willing it'll be a good one.
Rolled 566 (1d1000)>>81268412Let us see what the future holds.
Rolled 125 (1d1000)>>81268412WIZAAAAAAAAARD
Rolled 671 (1d1000)>>81268412Let's see
>>81268412Fruit roll up.
>>81319378So servant, scribe, rogue or protagonist?Going for protagonist just so it fits the isekai prompt. The fact it's just a professional bully instead of a fated hero just make it funnier.
>>81269259I can deeply relate with the blackouts and the rage, but not the desire for it instead of getting rid of it. If I'm not in control of the actions, than it's not me doing it, and fuck being a slave in my own body.
Rolled 16 (1d1000)>>81268412
Rolled 899 (1d1000)>>81268412Give.
Rolled 68 + 1 (1d100 + 1)>>81268768>>81268412Obviously I'd want to be a wizard, but I have to start somewhere. Rolling for species as well.
Rolled 195 (1d1000)>>81319843I do not know how to use the dice function.
>>81308870Look at the board sticky
>>81268412Why would they even bother having rules for wizards when there's such a small chance that you'll actually get to be one? Also what the fuck is a frogwife?
>>81268412Isnt rolling banned
>>81320007Because you can also just decide to be a wizard. Any starting career (the ones on this table) can join any other starting career. So your frogwife can go out and decide that they've had magical talent all along and go join the colleges.Also a frogwife is a bretonnian swamp-dwelling rural woman (or occasionally man). They really just made stats for a stout French housewife that gossips with the other ladies while they're out skinning frogs for dinner.
>>81272127Well, I'll go dwarf bounty hunter. What can I say, umgi, it pays the bills and clears grudges
Rolled 456 (1d1000)>>81268412AAAAAAAAHH