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>>80404236>Was Boba ever actually cool?He always looked cool, but he was pretty quickly overdone as "The Best Bounty Hunter EVAR"
>>80404236He was pretty cool in ESB but utterly jobs in ROTJ. I think the new canon is fleshing him out a bit more to be the cool bounty hunter he should've been. Unfortunately, Cad Bane will always be cooler than Boba Fett.
Is Legion gonna do an older Mando Boba like Luke?Boba and the bounty keyword could use the help, and people would eat the model up.
>>80404236Sort of. He was a neat side character in ESB with a neat design, but he wasn't that important and got offed like a chump because of it. I don't know why the various extended universe writers and fandom wanked him so much. Though I suppose that happened to every single character in the background because of how incestuous and intertwined the Star Wars universe is, so it was probably inevitable. He was pretty cool in Mando S2 even though I tend to hate the major cameos.
>>80404236>Was Boba ever actually cool?When he walked he made spur sounds despite being a sci-fi bounty hunter with a space ship who didn't wear spurs.
>>80404336I think I preferred boba fett the accountant. As though being boba fett was just something he did on the weekends between filing TPS reports.
>>80404400Scum faction when?
>>80404393Kind of weird looking at Cad Bane with facial hair. I always assumed his species was always bald.
>>80404978Yeah, Duros are. Its just a parody of the cover of The Outlaw Josey Wales
>>80404236>Thread Question: Was Boba ever actually cool?>unique armor covered in blast marks>deliberately singled out by vader amongst other nasties not to kill the mark>stands next to vader like he belongs there>engages in light banter and shop talk with vader>shoots first at luke after hearing him draw his gun>when leia pulls out a bomb everyone panics and ducks, boba just pulls out his gun then respects leia for threatening jabba with a bomb>even though he goes out like a chump, he was still the only person on the barge to give luke even moderate resistance>almost got luke in the back with his hold out blaster before han whacks his jet packyes, he was coolhe looked cool, acted cool, and had was presented as a person worthy of respect from other scum >but he only stands there>but he has no featsshove it up your ass, film is 90% presentation because of technological, budget, and time constraintsso film often gets around this by using character interactions in the place of it, and boba is absolutely built up like a kind of badass lone gunslinger and its disingenuous to think kids loved him for no reason
>>80404400But will people buy chubby Boba?
>>80404400>people would eat the model up.I think Boba Fatt beat them to it.
>>80404236>Thread Question: Was Boba ever actually cool?The same could be asked of Maul and Grievous.They're like the holy trinity of bad dudes with enduring appeal despite several setbacks
>>80405225Star Wars fans will buy anything, even Chubba Fett.
How is this for a skirmish list? At the moment I only have a core set and Bx Commandos, but specialists and another core is my next purchase.
>>80404803The game could really benefit from a neutral faction like the song of ice and fire wargame. Any army could take them or you could make an army entirely of them
>>80405371Grievous was never cool. Asthmatic robot with funny voice and a cape, who runs like a crab.Dooku was never cool. Old man Dracula in space!Maul was cool and is still cool, and every iteration of him was cool.
>>80405371Maul was cool for a few minutes before he got broken in half by a padawan. Grievous was cool during his episodes in Tartakovsky Clone Wars and some of his Dark Horse comic appearances, though getting his torso crushed by Mace Windu put an end to his ability to be cool.
>>80405693I like when Grevious genocided the night sisters, and his incarnation in the old cartoon was cool. That’s about it, luckily his legion rules reflect his 2D self
>>80405693Hey! Grievous wasn't always asthmatic.And he managed to stomp 1% Shaggy, that's gotta count for something.
>>80405693>grievous was never coolyour opinion is shit and so are you
>>80404236I'm incredibly biased but, yes
>>80405740>That’s about it, luckily his legion rules reflect his 2D selflike a lot of legion stats, he seems to be a composite of his "cowardly pragmatist" from the movies and TCW and "breakdancing murder bot" from genndywarshe wont match obi-wan blow for blow, and low courage means he will eventually be forced to run, but he is extremely fast and versatileso he is actually better than obi-wan at shredding infantry balls and sniping lone enemies
>>80405740>>804057442D clone wars grievous sequence was a good animation showcase, but otherwise shit. Yeah, this robot can take on three Jedi High Council masters at the same time without breaking a sweat. I totally believe you. What a shameless attempt to market this new ebin villain, and Lucas changed his characterization anyway, so 2d ended up being inaccurate.I didn't care about him in 3D one, but at least he was consistent, and he could be funny at times. But I would never consider him cool. I just don't see what's cool about him, even in theory. Being a mustache twirling flash gordon serial villain unironically works better for this coughing robot with a funny voice and big cape.
>>80405759Embarrassing.Anime DBZ shit. Where are his organs, by the way?
>>80405788I’ve noticed you gotta plan with grevious, line the commands and buffs up right and he’ll one shot obi wan
>>80404777Just tell the missus you're going off to your weekend Galactic War Reenactment and be back Saturday night>>80405225Its the 2020's, being a chubby bunny is more or less the new normal for half the population unless you're some kind of starving african or have a medical condition>bring me solo and the wookie... and a large fries with a chocolate thickshake
>>80405829Organs are lame, all you need is your brain.
>>80405693>Old man Dracula in space!
Are there any actual diagrams that explain how Mandalorian armor is attached? Same with Clone armor.
>>80405846he is pretty close to commander luke in how you are supposed to use himhe gets spanked 1v1 with jedi masters, but he is really good at destroying corps and tanksbut can still lay the hurt on jedi masters with proper use of timing, which is kind of a realistic way a very strong but unpolished apprentice could defeat a powerful masterwait for them to tire out and waste resources attacking something else then "last-first" them to drain their HP before they counte-attackopluke is the real "unga-bunga" unitwhile you really need to play him smart and have a plan to use him at his peak to single handedly remove the enemy army, he is probably the only unit in the game where you can "jump, charge, stab" at the enemy and still get results
>>80405693I mean you could put every SW villains in simple words and you would still tell which is whichSpace black knightSpace cowboySpace sorcererSpace demonSpace draculaSpace skeleton warriorA testament to how distinct each and every last one of them (except Jango and the chinese/french corporate overlords)
>>80406103>except JangoKiwi jetpack space cowboy.
>>80406174>Wise Puppet!>Magical Negro>Chosen OneCombine your powers against spess evil!
>>80404393its hard to top Cad Bane when he's basically just a villain from a spaghetti western. The guy is a mexican vaquero but blue.>he needs to pick up smoking, pg rating be damned>>80404533they took the visible concern the show cast had dealing with him and escalated it way, way, way more than needed. He was the near-silent bad guy, never needing to justify himself with words so much as just operating as a badass looking guy. Had they said "Boba Fett is the best bounty hunter in this sector" it probably would have given writers a greater thing to write about instead of putting him on an unassailable pedestal.>>80404777Trips confirm, Boba the Accountant has a tax droid service so Boba really only "works" on taxes during the heavy season, and moonlights as a bounty hunter in between Imperial Tax Season: You-Have-Been-Randomly-Audited-for-the-Eighth-Time Boogaloo>>80405225give more soak and hp>>80405912it seems that it all is affixed to the black space suit stuff underneath. I would presume that the panel armor affixes, perhaps via some sorta velcro-like material or friction pad, maybe even an extreme low voltage device that fixes it in place that can be turned off to remove it. Or some sorta sliding rail, so a given panel only comes off if they are slid off specifically in a certain way, and only if certian other panels are slid off first. Except for the magical red pull strap that yeets all the armor off.>>80406103Even the nemoidians would be distinct as "space robber-barons" and be pretty clearly evil.
>>80406103>chinese/french corporate overlords)They're just space Wall Street
Are Legion minis pre-assembled? Thinking of getting some and need to know if I should get some knifes and shit
>>80406331>Trips confirm, Boba the Accountant has a tax droid service so Boba really only "works" on taxes during the heavy season, and moonlights as a bounty hunter in between Imperial Tax Season: You-Have-Been-Randomly-Audited-for-the-Eighth-Time BoogalooImperial Tax Season must be terrifying if Boba Fett himself might burst through your skylight, hold you at gunpoint and insist on seeing your receipts.
>>80406377The Empire's War Machine doesn't fuck around.
>>80406374Legion minis are un-assembled, starting with the Clone Wars releases they started using hard plastic sprues that need plastic nippers. Most of the Rebel and Empire stuff is baggies with pre-cut soft plastic that needs to just be glued together
>>80406377>We'd be honored if you would join us to discuss your bank accounts and multiple holding companies on Nar Shadaa
>>80406331>"space robber-barons"The post clone wars era I mostly figure on having a lot of Republic space carpet baggers, the dudes 'friendly' to Palp's going in and just wholesale looting and pillaging the former CIS holdings of every nut, bolt and penny they have squirreled away.After that comes a new oligarchy taking over those assets>>80406377Oh, I'm afraid the auditing team will be quite operational when your receipts arrive
>>80406331>it seems that it all is affixed to the black space suit stuff underneath. I would presume that the panel armor affixes, perhaps via some sorta velcro-like material or friction padThat would kind of make sense. The Mandalorian shows briefly in the first episode that Din's pauldrons are attached to this electrical looking underpart that's attached to the suit. Was as simple as just putting the new Beskar pauldron on there. Was hoping there'd be some official schematics though. They got em for ships & lightsabers.
>>80406492What are you talking about, anon? Honorable Peacelord Zsinj is a totally loyal and compliant taxpayer. He's simply a regular shareholder of the incredibly profitable corporations owned by his friends, S. Amaris and B. Harkonnen, both of whom are totally not him and currently on extended vacation in the Unknown Regions.
>>80404236Literally everything BESIDES how he died was cool. He strutted well, he looked like he know what he was doing, he had full on cowboy bounty hunter energy going on.
>>80406440I was planning on picking up a Rebel/Empire starter box, so I should be good with just glue? Thanks for the help.
>>80406508Yet the Muuns got away relatively scot free compared to their confederates.
>>80406462That's why Vader and Xizor hate each other. Not the emperor playing silly buggers. Vader just keeps trying to untangle his holding companies. Imagine the disruption an audit done by dark side tax adepts could cause.
>>80406517Might be the same principle as a renaissance arming doublet, it just has all the attachments for plates, pauldrons and stuff to be tied on. Or in the case of mandalorian armour it could even be localised magnets and patches that hold the beskar onto the underclothes- it is an iron after all
>>80406549Nobody likes fucking with bankers.
>>80404978>>80405021I felt like I saw or heard the scritiching of a Duros 5 oclock shadow once, dont know why. maybe it was in a CW episode...
>>80404236Was this the greatest thing to come out of star wars bros?>>80406611actually have no idea
Anybody here dabble in the old TCG?
>>80406545The OG Core Set is all soft plastic, so glue is all you need, might want to get a hobby knife to scrape the mold lines.If Luke and Vader's lightsabers are bent just dip them in warm water for a few moments and put it back into position.
>>80406578It'd have to be magnets or a velcro like adhesive on the bodysuit. Whenever clones are shown without their armor on in the animated shows, it's just a blank black bodysuit. Now for mandalorians I'd have to guess it's part electronic attachments to the clothing & an adhesive like the clones.
>>80406625>>80406611Found it. Gasaraki.
>>80406540To be real though, a fair number of badass type people died to really stupid things. Plenty of Alexander the Great death stories basically involve him either>dying of malaria, something you too can experience with a $2000 flight to Africa and a night outside (preferably while chasing an Arms dealer)>dying of wounds/infected wounds>partying with his concubines + alcohol + malaria>the above, but not with malariaGenghis Khan either fell off his horse for literally no reason or his horse got shot, with not a consistent record on what happened. As far as we know the guy just got Christopher Reeve'd>>80406550I imagine the Imperial Tax bureau office is run like the Pentagon where it's mostly offices, but there is an insane amount of security everywhere. Add on spookiness stuff like the offices being silent and cold and plain, since it's mostly just droids everywhere doing their labor in silence. Or it's the Navigators from TLJ.>>80406608it tends to literally not be worth it>>80406508>Oh, I'm afraid the auditing team will be quite operational when your receipts arriveIt was I who leaked the invoices from Rimward Galactic Holding Unlimited. Everything is proceeding according to my design. We will be quite safe from your petty TurboTax band up here.
>>80406969>Navigators from TLJ.Those are some guys I haven't thought about in a long time. Less magical realm than the Chiss too
>>80406661could be maybe that the contact points/plates are inserted in the body suit, sandwiched between 2 layers in it?
What's the Star Wars equivalent of this scene?
>>80406661>>80407420Yeah you can make it as high or low tech as you want really, all the way up to little micro switches that grip/release when told to do so or a self-tightening webbing that latches onto the arming points... all the way down to simple straps, buckles and velcro for your basic entry level tech- or a combo of both either as a work in progress or field repairIn the case of mando armour, there does appear to be pockets in the outer layers, which might in of itself serve as something of light impacts, shock and fire resistance, so arming points could be attached into the under-layers out of sight and given some protection where they're exposed from under the plate>or they're just pockets for snacks
>>80407420>>80407748For mandos it could as simple as rivets just clicking onto fasteners sewn into the clothing. I really would like to see a behind the scenes design sheet for how they attached the armor int the show.
>>80407809When I first saw the thumbnail, I thought the Royal Guards were parrots
>>80405877You'd be surprised by how many people try to apply that logic to Star Wars.
>>80408154If those parrots are the talky kind and watch him getting it on with mara jade, that could be some really weird interjections in royal court.or one of the parrots launching into dirty talk in the middle of the throne room scene.
>>80408021Maybe one day Adam Savage can take some time out of his day moping in the shed to find out for us>>80408154>yeah, yeah that's right>next time he comes in you're to make squawking noises>oh great, that'll be wonderful
How would you feel about pic related returning?
>>80408226He never left. His existence in TPM makes him "canon" to both timelines and he already made appearances in post-CW nucanon material.
>>80408226I was expecting the Emperor.
>>80408279He has only appeared in canon in Empire's End which was four years ago.
Considering picking up Legion, but I do have one question: does Vader slap as hard as he should?
>>80408816He does indeed.
>>80408816Big V hits very hard but he moves slowly and is a giant fire magnet, so make sure he's properly supported.
Do SW games have books similar to warhammer codex/army books with fluff about various battles and such?
>>80409088Starter set in cart. What else should I buy to properly support the chosen one?
>>80408154mate it so
>>80408207Could get Jamie Hyneman instead, what is he even doing these days?
>>80405788Does getting Deflected and having to deal with Impervious instead of Unknown Pierce really make up for two extra black dice and two extra health? Grievous seems to do work when he does get into melee
Do they kill each other. Or do they team up only to betray each other again and again and again.
>>80409178Vader and LAAT/LE is a build that can do a lot of work. You'll probably want his Operative version to, at the very least, grab his three extra command cards.
Left or right, which was the superior Clone Wars show?
>>80409364They both had strong points and were both complementary in many aspects.
>>80409364they're both good in their own way
>>80409364Both are good but the DH comics were better
Wishes/predictions for the three new previews coming this friday? Given the limited information on the ships, the rules team could have gotten creative with them. I'm sort of wishing the BTA-NR2 is a more agile ship than its predecessors, at the cost of some hull. Maybe also a stronger gun, since apparently they aren't always carrying ordnance anymore?It'll also be interesting to see how they differentiate the whisper from the other two interceptor-type ships (but oh god why does the first order need a THIRD of them?) Considering that "better TIE/in" is already filled by the silencer.The FO bomber I have no idea what they might do other than a TIE/sa with a shield.
>>80409288grievous and obi-wan are dealing roughly the same damage to each other, so hypoethically if you locked them in a cage to fight grievous would winbut grievous doesnt have any force powers, so obi-wan can benefit from staples like force push or force grievous command cards are also not very good for dueling, while hello there gives obi-wan a token of his choice and nimble for a turn or use K&D to collect loads of dodgesso obi-wan will really kick his ass unless grievous gets the drop on obi-wan
>>80408816in 1v1 engagements, vader can slap anyone short of dooku or opluke in fight he has trouble dealing in many vs many engagements due to his slow speed he isn't the most competitive choice, but still viable if you know what you are doing unlike unga bunga opluke, vader does poorly if played badly, so you need to think of him more like a slow moving landmine the enemy cannot approach rather than a guided lightsaber missile like his son
>>80409691How do I make Grevious work better? Which upgrades are mandatory?So far I’ve figured out that moving him last is helpful.
>>80404236I'll kill you for that op image
>>80409247Probably retired, he was a fair bit older than Adam and I dont think either of them are exactly struggling for cash after mythbusters finished up. Hopefully he's happy and just yelling at kids to get the fuck off the lawn.
What does /tg/ think of the anthology films?
>>80410029Let me give you few options for the next time you want to kill someone with a post.
>>80410029and here's the last one I got.
>>80410535Haven't seen Solo, don't care to honestly.Rogue One isn't bad but it's not great. There's potential, everything to do with the Battle on Scarif is cinematography gold, while the earlier sections are downright mediocre at worst to a somewhat lukewarm good at best. Saw Gerrera was great though. The characters themselves were all pretty good, even if the over all plot felt a bit shoehorned. There's a good film buried under the dross but it unfortunately will never live up to its full potential due to editorial decisions beyond the control of the director, from what I've heard.Frankly, the seasonal shows are better than any of the other offerings Disney has put out and I think they've come to realize that.
>>80410535Their contributions to the tabletop games are so forgettable that I forgot those movies even happened.
>>80409139Legion, X-Wing and Armada all use freely updated rules PDF's plus cards for stats/upgrades
>>80410617The X-Wing TIE Brute is my friend
>>80409958>How do I make Grevious work better?the addition of the tac droid and maul means its harder to figure out what works on him, since fewer lists run him>Which upgrades are mandatory?for training, tenacity is a good idea since it adds more damagefor command, aggressive tactics used to be mandatory, but it got bumped to 15, so its no longer an auto take strict orders to manage suppression is useful, but droids dont get suppressedthe gun can be useful, many lists took the gun, but it isnt mandatory>So far I’ve figured out that moving him last is helpful.and you can do that easily since you tend to out-activate your opponenthaving grievous end his turn engaged with an enemy unit means they cant easily shoot him off and the infamous last-first maneuver allows for seriously strong alpha (if you didnt know, play your 3 or 4 pip to go last and whack someone, then use the 1-pip after to get a second whack before they can react)do not let opluke last-first you
>>80411104Who would win in a fight, OpLuke or EU Cham Luke?
>>80411228Whoever the plot requires to win.
>>80409538>Given the limited information on the ships, the rules team could have gotten creative with them. I'm sort of wishing the BTA-NR2 is a more agile ship than its predecessors, at the cost of some hullit says in your pic that it has more shield so I'm expecting Rebel Y-wing +1shield, maybe with a slightly changed dial but not expecting it to be more agile at all >Maybe also a stronger gun, since apparently they aren't always carrying ordnance anymore?I wouldn't count on it>It'll also be interesting to see how they differentiate the whisper from the other two interceptor-type ships (but oh god why does the first order need a THIRD of them?) Considering that "better TIE/in" is already filled by the silencerslightly arranged TIE Phantom>The FO bomber I have no idea what they might do other than a TIE/sa with a shieldthey'll do just that, maybe change a K-turn into 2 talons (not even 100% sure if the Imperial bomber has a K-turn)
>>80409538I'd hope for slightly better shields, and config cards to represent the ship being customised for speed/agility or heavy weapons loadout. It may have a ship ability meaning turrets can't rotate forwards, but having a Veteran Turret Gunner style effect.
>>80405817I'm not going to bother detailing the tactical and contextual reasoning behind why Grievous managed to defeat so many Jedi again, considering how it's something that has been repeated ad nauseam here and the actual show did both by demostrating it in action and through an actual exposition dump via Dooku, but yes; even going off conceptually, having the opportunity to showcase how non-Force users can potentially become reasonable threats to Jedi by taking the idea of cybernetic enhancements to the extreme and mastering the use of unorthodox tactics, is something incredibly interesting, both for the visual possibilities for the sake of spectacle and how this can tie thematically to the fall of the Jedi Order and whatnot.If you can't find him interesting or threatening, well, that's on you. Just don't try to pretend there's a logical justification to back that up when it's a judgement that depends on a totally personal bias.
>>80405225>chubby Boba>not Boba FattYou had one job, anon.
>>80411659Then what sorta mango would Bubba Fett be like?
>>80411715He'd be from a Mandalorian colony that got double colonised by the Corellians.
>>80411735Would he be tacticooling and/or ruining old blasters and speeders too?
>>80409364Both were fine, but had their own weaknesses.
>>80411735>>80411715What is space Louisiana? Cause that's where Bubba Fett's from.
>>80411715>Bubba Fett>Not Booby FettYou had two jobs, anon.
>>80405225Yes. Though, we can only pray that AMG don't nerf his gut for the miniature.
>>80411891I'd rather have Snow White mando
>>80404777>I'm Bobby Fetterhol. Just your average real estate accountant by day, but by night I become Boba Fett! Imfamous intergalactic bounty hunter who always gets his man.
>>80404236New to legion, trying to build an CIS army, does the BX droid vibroblade weapon upgrade allow the unit to still shoot if they wish? Or are they strictly just a melee unit if you give them the upgrade?
>>80412226It just adds one model with that weapon
>>80412282>>80412226This answer is incorrect.The Vibroswords upgrade grants every model in the squad that weapon, as if it was an additional weapon on their stat card. Otherwise, it doesn't change anything. Just a better melee dice pool.Anon is confusing it with heavy weapon models, but the Vibroswords is a weapon upgrade not a model.
>>80412226see: >>80412454the BXs can choose to use either the gun or the swordadditionally, any heavy weapon you take will have access to the sword
>>80413052>>80412454So that makes sense, the BX's can move and then shoot, and in the next turn move, charge with their upgrade melee
Why were people even hyped for Star Wars 1313? Looked like a generic linear third person "cinematic" action game to me.
>>80413621It was pitched as a more open RPG shooter, kinda like Mass Effect 2 but all set on one planet, right at the time when the memory of ME was still fresh but there was a derth of that kind of game and good SW content in general.
>>80413621Because the market hadn't been saturated with 3rd person shooter games at the time and because star wars as an IP was considered to be a stamp of quality when it came to games.From 2000 to 2010 every star wars game was a banger.Then the dark times came, the times of the mouse.
>>80413861The 2000 to 2010 era had like 5 Star Wars racing games and they were all trash.
>>80413908>5 Star Wars racing gameWhat were the other 3? I remember Bombad Racers and the Podracing game for the N64.
>>80413621it was going to be bounty hunter but done with the lessons learned from bounty hunteryou could also ask why people were excited about Prey 2
>>80413621Looked good, Coruscant Underworld had been hyped since TCW S2, and Underworld live action show was also hyped as fuck. Also, it was supposed to be M-rated. Gritty Underworld story about Boba Fett teaming up with C-21 Highsinger? Yes, please.
>>80413648>ME2>openFunny joke. A long series of cramped hallways and chest-high walls does sound about right for the Coruscant depths.
>>80404236>ehehehehe hey guys guys listen listen listen wut if we make boba but he chicken xdddI fucking despise Family Guy.
>>80409722Ah. So he's treated as Jason Voorhees in space, as he should be. Excellent.
>>80413648The only open parts of ME 2 were the hub worlds and one hammerhead section. Everything else was linear as fuck.
>>80407005I recall that those were the Attendants that worked with the Grysk in the novels.
>>80414453Cool, I'm glad someone is using them in a decent way rather than being background fodder.
>>80413986The chicken and Peter (in this series Han Solo) have been enemies since the series started.In universe making the chicken Solo's worst enemy made the most sense.
>>80414825It also was sort of a set-up for a weird meta anti-joke. We knew the chicken was Boba Fett, we knew every time Peter encountered the chicken it leads into a long drawn-out fight scene, so we all assumed we were getting a sequence where Han Solo fights the chicken across the Bespin skyline. Then when they're finally in the room together Han just laughs at how they made the chicken Boba Fett.
>>80414825>>80415233It isn't funny at all, just like the rest of Family Guy and its shitty "spoof" of Star Wars where it's just>nyehehehehe hey lois rememba da time i was in stahr wahrz
>>80405829Star Wars has always been an embarassing attempt to mimicking Japan kino
>>80404236>>80413986>>80415277>YOU TINK DYATS BAD? REMEMBA DA TIME I WAS HAN SOLO IN STAHR WARZ AND I FOUGHT A CHICKEN>cut to 15 minute sequence of peter griffin fighting a chicken>NYEHEHEHHE>mmmm shut up fat man i'm gay i'm british and i'm gaaaaay right briiiian>atheism>YOU TINK DYATS BAD? REMEMBA DA TIME LOIS WAS ON DA DEATH STAHR FROM STAHR WARZ?>oh petah hehehehe>this isn't funny>NYEHEHEHE SHUT UP MEG>credits
>>80410535These were really bad, could never manage to finish solo
>>80415360also after every line add>irrelevant pop culture reference cutaway
>>80410535I rate the movies entirely on how much I enjoyed the starfighter scenes in the movie, so they were pretty good in my book.
>>80415360The one single solitary remotely funny joke is having TIE fighters be piloted by crazy Thai kamikaze guys. It's the only moment in the last 15+ years of Family Guy that isn't just "remember *thing*" or "pop culture reference."The rest especially of the Star Wars "parody" is just bottom of the barrel robot chicken style hurr hurr sex penis poop fart xD shit that has as much comedic value as a fucking lobotomy.
>>80414529The thing is that they aren't even fodder. All they did was doing Force navigational work on First Order ships, and nobody ever seen them talk.
>rewatch Empire Strikes Back>Fisher is visibly high in every single scene Shit imagine being Lucas back then.
>>80416317>implying that Georgie wasn't high as fuck when he put together the storyYou do remember Yoda on his swamp planet, right?
>>80405693I actually really like cockroach Grievous who runs like a bitch constantly. Maybe should have been a different character though
>>80416630Hey look, Yoda's swamp crackhead act was totally and act and not just Luke catching him in the middle of a spice trip.
>>80409364>GenndyNo bad moments, 2 hours of pure kino. I kind of hate Anakin's VA though>FiloniLots of bad episodes, but more/better emotional moments. Casting is perfect.I gotta give it to Genndy Wars because I was the perfect age for it when it came out. Might be different if I grew up with Filoni Wars.
>>80410535I love Rogue One. I haven't seen Solo, I just can't bring myself to watch it because my entire exposure to it is the "how Han got his last name" scene and that really forced looking Maul cameo. >>80415573Very based
>>80416630I want too busy shitposting with my friends about Yoda going senile to notice anything
>>80416879Genndywars is one of the best storyboarded cartoons of it's era, nothing wrong with growing up thinking it's kino.Filoni's problem is that he feels he needs to cater to the kid demographics and caves in one or two times per season. I think Lucas encouraged it too.
>>80410535Solo is the best of Disney Wars and it's super bland. Get the likes of Wachowskis or Del Toro, let them make something wild, horror or campy or both, even if the stories are gonna be basic ass shit.
>>80417286>>80416879Genndy is all flash and no substance. That's not credit for being stylized; the animation frequently loops either literally or else functionally identical animation repeats the previous scene. It's like a bad anime in that regard, it's full of "empty" action where nothing happens and the stakes are zero. For how short it is, that's unforgivable.
>>80417682>Genndy is all flash and no substance.Which was exactly what he was commissioned to do.
>>80417735I disagree, but I think I'm explaining myself poorly.The show is at its best during visually striking moments, where color and framing are allowed to play on the screen. That's cool and good! The problem it suffers from is that its action sequences (which are the bulk of its runtime) are *repetitive*. A character slashes left, then right, then left again, and nothing has happened and the two characters reset. When it happens once whatever, twice it becomes noticeable, but it's constant - every action scene has like 50% raw dead weight, which robs the action of its punch, drags down the stakes, and makes scenes uninteresting. Fights feel stretched out for runtime, which again, is insane for how short it is.The clearest explanation I can give is the anime comparison - it's like how a manga will have a character throw a punch and beat the bad guy, but that's too short for the anime, so they add in five extra shots of the characters blocking each other to kill time.
>>80410535>soloThe roughly 40-60 second transition to Mimban, mud troopers and range troopers, Enfys Nest theme and fat TIE were cool. Rest was forgetable. Decraniated are a fun concept and I like them being in Star Wars, look dumb though.>R1Death Troopers, tank trooper, shore troopers, space battle and Vietnam Star Wars was cool. Rest was similarly forgetable.All in all, some cool thinks to lift for gaems but ultimately whatever, at least not offensively bad like the ST.
>>80417862>A character slashes left, then right, then left again, and nothing has happened and the two characters resetIt's intended. The animation is expressionistic n nature.You noticed that but you didn't notice the literal thousands of starfighters doing beelines, the jedi being gokus or the 50 artillery pieces firing in a perfect square?The action simply isn't important to the intended meaning of each scene. Genndy was told "Make anakin change to his EP 3, introduce these characters, make the jedi seem like badasses, portray clones at war" and that's exactly what he did.You expected EP 1 saber fights. real life choreography on a highly abstracted piece of animation.
>>80417922"It's repetitive and empty on purpose" is no excuse.The purpose of animation is to be animated! Genndy TCW somehow achieves being less interesting as an animated show than it would be as a powerpoint slideshow of static shots.
>>80417922>>80418036/co/ banned Star Wars generals due to the sheer autism you get when you pack all the faggots into a single thread. To think that RWBY of all things is the only general still around on that board, when it's airing that is.
>>80418224>CIS vs the new republicHurrah for the blue flag that bears a single cog!
>>80417998>The purpose of animation is to be animated!Not when it's commissioned.You wanted something entirely different that Genndywars was meant to be and hyped yourself to the point of disappointment.
>>80410535Neither are as bad as some people make them out to be. R1 is the better movie but I still enjoyed Solo.
>>80417922As I was going to say in >>80418165, Genndywars has no real excuse to be as dull and ugly as it is considering. I remember watching the Ventress vs Anakin fight and I just remember it annoying me, there's no cool choreography or sequences, it's just a couple people bashing lightbats for a few minutes with an occasional reprieve by way of a force jump or somebody throwing an object.I then watched a fight from AtLA and my god the difference was night and day, a bunch of very characterful choreohraphy making clear and intelligent use of the powers they have rather than just having people waving bats at each other.>tl;drGenndywars is overrated, ugly and you might as well watch AtLA instead, which coincidentally is also a show that ol' David Filonus worked in before TCW happened.
If I may be honest, Primal>>>>Genndywars
>>80418404I sure hope the man improved after 14 years
>>80418165>To think that RWBY of all things is the only general still around on that board, when it's airing that is.because a mod, presumabl yabib if his statements interest in cartoons when I was a 4chan IRC reg meant anything, nannies the board and bans any topic that annoys him by staying too much on the front page. Easily half a dozen active webcomics are basically forbidden, but he doesn't touch the toonami or RWBY generals because the /a/ nannies would flip.
>>80418373> there's no cool choreography or sequences, it's just a couple people bashing lightbats for a few minutes with an occasional reprieve by way of a force jump or somebody throwing an object.Exactly like I said in >>80418348desu you are asking for something that is arguably the hardest thing to do in animation, period. Even anime can't really do it and if they get ""serious"" they end up defaulting to referencing movies.
>>80415692Not funny, but I think, right at the end of the Empire parody, they snuck in 3d models of the Moldy Crow and E-Wing and I think maybe the Outrider behind the Nebulon B. So... technically those ships are disney canon (well, I think they are anyway through other means, but they're there.)
>>80418590>it's bad>no being good just wasn't the point!
>>80418224For any UK fags who are interested, Goblin Games apparently had a shipment of the Upgrade Card box by 2pm this afternoon. Whether it's still there is up for grabs. Darkstar games had some as well yesterday.
>>80418590The choreography in Genndy is literally fine if you cut out the half of it that's filler.
>>80418817Ok, take a moment to think this throughYou are basically saying "I'm tired of BAD rule of cool, can't wait to watch GOOD rule of cool!"I love AtLA too but they are entirely different themes and concepts to Genndy. I mean, you are trying to criticize the dude that made his career making 2d minimalism and expressionism in cartoon for being too minimalist and expressionist? What were you expecting?>>80418849desu it's only one grievous fight. One fantastic fight but only out of of a dozen
>>80418813Yeah, just went back and checked. E-Wing, then a B-Wing the Outrider and something else I can't identify with those last three facing backwards. Weird.
>>80418373>Genndywars has no real excuse to be as dull and ugly as it isCriminally shit taste. You greatly overstate how long the lightsaber duels involve blades simply clashing. They're constantly jumping around, slipping out of sight, and repositioning with very short moments of just blocking and parrying. Even then, the simple sword dueling is akin to old school swordfighting movies where it's meant to push the two characters into a new part of the environment for a new setpiece. They aren't just "bashing blades" either, since Genndy's direction and art style has them snap between dynamic poses quickly. At least you recognize how well ATLA is done, so you're not completely braindead. You still know nothing about animation, Namefag.
>>80418877>desu it's only one grievous fight. One fantastic fight but only out of of a dozenThe fight with the worst filler is Anakin vs Ahsoka, although Yoda vs droids is a close second and everything Windu does is dubious (those are the worst episodes by far).>>80419002You're vastly overselling how much progression there is in Genndy fights.
>>80417682Then he did his job.
Form VIII: Sk'yraageConsidered a most powerful and aggressive style of lightsabre combat, Sk'yraage was conceived as a way to deal with particularly dangerous foes. Practiconers of this form focused both their physical prowess and their family's heritage into their strikes.
Genesys dice app is now free, grab it if you want it
>>80413861>From 2000 to 2010 every star wars game was a banger.From 2000-2005 you mean? There were barely any SW games released after that time aside from the Force Unleashed games which are pretty polarizing.
>>80419968I'd argue 2006ish with EaW and Lego Star Wars
>>80418373AtLA fight choreography is most possibly the weakest aspect of the entire series.
>>80420548Was it better than Korra's?
How do you think he reacted when Plo Koon died in ROTS
>>80420548Could have been better if there were more than like two poses for bending per style.
>>80420568Art improved, both gestural and dimensional drawing (can't say the same for the character design). But the flow of the motion still largely fit into that weird grey area of choppiness. Basically, the overall problem with both series' action is that they lack the tension and release of really good shonen fights, which is what they were aiming to replicate.
>>80421105The big blue Korra fight was fucking retarded.
>>80420586>I wasn't strong enough to save you, Plo. I miss you. So. Much.
>>80421173Everything about Book 2 was retarded.
>>80420586Full on bawling
>>80420586I only wish someone had killed off Ahsoka with zero ambiguity when they had the chance
Only a rumor but apparently Agent Kallus might be appearing in the Kenobi show.https://lrmonline.com/news/a-star-wars-rebels-fan-favorite-will-be-in-kenobi-exclusive-barside-buzz-agent-kallus/
>>80421531They never had the chance.
>>80421531I miss that period of time when people thought Vader killed her in Rebels.
>>80421603Not gonna lie boys I’d frost those orange butt cheeks.
>>80421721Are you willing to go in with the entire 501st legion?
>>80421728>and she was a good friend
>>80421728We would put AMTRAK on notice with the amount of trains we had nigga.
>>80421728Bros before hoes anon.
>>80420548>>80421105AtLA is styled more after kung fu movies than shonen anime, down to hiring kung fu masters as consultants. Hence they have that same sort of rhythm where the fighting will pause for a moment to let the viewer catch up to what's going on.
>>80421760>TrainsOh no! The Poseidon-Vanderbilt alliance will want a piece of the action!
>>80413304you totally can, so you can still ping for 2W at R3 all day if the enemy refuses to get within charge range on a related note, rebel pathfinders will also always have their 2W rifle mode gun, so whether you have long or short range mode installed they can still hit hard at range 3and bistan can use it if he exhausted his cannonthis also implies bistan is just a badass who can carry the A-300 rifle as a secondary for his ion cannon
Where are all the 3rd party Rebel models for Legion? You can find every other faction in spades.
>>80405693Sometimes it's really like I'm back on /tv/.
>>80417682>all flash and no substance>"empty" action where nothing happens and the stakes are zeroYou just described the Clone Wars in general. Toy armies wage flashy fights over nothing as part of Palpatine's big show and there are no real stakes because the entire war was rigged from the start.
>>80423647>there are no real stakes because the entire war was rigged from the start.what?you know its /tv/ when you get dumb statements like that
>>80423647I bet you thought you were smart typing that.
>>80423647>there are no real stakes because the entire war was rigged from the start.JABIIM FOREVER!!
>>80423787It doesn't take a smart man to see that a "war" between disposable toy armies controlled by the same guy is just flashy theater on a galactic scale.
>>80423929Look, he said it again. Do you really fail to see the point?
>>80424109All I see is a clonefag in denial.
>>80409364>Chad Gennedy vs Filoni's Shit that he's proud ofAnybody saying both are good has no taste.
>>80424257I am proud to say I have no taste
>>80424109NTA, but I feel the same way. The whole conflict is engineered and fixed, not to mention its being fought by biological droids on one side and literal droids on the other.
Imagine being named Sleazebaggano. Its like you're fucking setup to fail. This is why naming laws exist.
>>80418373Filoni fucking sucks. Go get fucked.
>another thread hijacked by /co/ and /tv/anyone wondering why the super tactical droid and magnaguard reveal is taking so long?
>>80410535Solo is better than R1 by a county mile. Its a better film, it tells a coherent story, it doesnt fuck up the (nu)canon timeline, and it actually adds some interesting things to the setting. Its honestly better than it should or has right to be considering the elevator pitch is "Han origin story"
>>80424815>Solo is better than R1 by a county mileswap it around, and you will be rightcant see very many people asking for swoopbikers or voss in legion, but the demand for shoretroopers, deathtroopers, and cassian was huge
>>80424672Maybe in their language it means "noble warrior"...But yeah, pretty much.
>>80424672To be fair thats his last name. There is an entire family with the last name Sleazebaggano and they are forever cursed to get every job interview turned down as long as the women never marry.
>>80424841>demand for Cassian>hugePeople actually gave a shit about Cassian? I know the shoretroopers and death troopers are no-brainers for the tabletop due to their distinctive looks and new equipment, but Cassian just struck me as an obligatory named character to tick off a checkbox rather than someone who is actually interesting and popular enough to have nonzero demand.
>>80424931>People actually gave a shit about Cassian?go outside, look at people cosplaying as him, or the people who were constantly asking for "cassian when" after jyn got releasedyou may be surprised people actually like this stuffi certainly like this stuff, and had cassian pre-ordered way before i learned he had totally wizard stats
>>80424737The marketing materials have all been lost at sea. Please understand, small indie company.
>>80424911Whats the female version of a sleazebaggano?
I need good ideas for EoTE party ships that aren't Yet Another Light Freighter
>>80424841R1 is pretty bad ngl, the only good part of is Scarrif, but everything before is pretty bad, and the Vader hallway scene is pure nostalgia bait. The story it tells itself isn't good or coherent, it fucks up the entire canon timeline, and it doesn't really set-up or add anything relevant or interesting to the setting.
>>80425221A Selonian cone ship with a hyperdrive bolted on.
>>80425221a speedy courier ship>less cargo space, more passenger space>has more amenities and comfort (relatively speaking, it aint a pleasure cruise)>much higher cruising speed, both sublight and hyperspace>will aesthetically resemble a cessna or a sea stallion rather than a flying greebled brick or space huey>due to being smaller and faster, may rely more on its forward guns rather than turrets, though it may still have thosebasically, for moving very important people very quickly and without raising eyebrows if you land in a residential zone rather than an industrial oneor for very light but expensive cargo like drugs
>>80425221Shipping container with a hyperdrive bolted on.A web of lifesupport pods on rigid spars, looking like a giant floating spiderweb.Literally just a hyperdrive with the party using tanks of cold gas to maneuver across sublight distances.A ship (naval) converted to function as spacefaring. Optional lightsails for sailing ship.
>>80425249>i dont like thing>other people are wrongyou arent gonna convince anyone who didnt already believe you, i dont know why you keep trying to say the same thingi liked R1, i own a R1-themed army, and i tend to pattern my adventures for my party after R1 scenesand as far as i can tell, everyone i play with loves it as much as i do, or at least enjoyed at the base level of spectacleand they all get hyped for stuff like the U-wing showing up in squadronsso this may truly be a you thing herenot that you arent titled to your own opinion, but im yet to see many people make the same claims you do
>>80425221everyone gets a shitty hyperdrive capable starfighter, like a z95
>>80425221An old gunboat/bomber/attack ship with all the salable combat gear stripped out and really half-assedly patched up for whatever extremely marginal task it was performed before the PCs got their hands on it
>>80425221An old yacht that was converted into an escort during the early clone wars desperation, and sold for approximately ten cents as surplus because nobody wants a luxury hull with luxury parts but with a cheap military interior and gun mounts haphazardly welded on
>>80425221A clone wars era Consular class with the Republic Frigate retrofit, heavily damaged from the war and missing the main salon/escape pod, the 2 small escape pods have since been replaced to make it technically legal to fly.
>>80425221A really shitty emergency war program small bulk freighter from the Clone Wars that is a maintenance nightmare because it was designed with an expected 5 year lifespan but was really cheap for that reason
>>80425221A Lambda shuttle, or maybe a Mu-2 - or a Sentinel?A Scurrg bomber?K-wing is probably a bit too young.A clone gunship?Multiple Y-wings?
>>80425221Civilian luxury shuttle that is now available for basically parts value because their interiors are regarded as gaudy cheese and they were made by Imperial Leyland and break down every other parsec, and are generally considered not worth the price of overhauling into reliable condition
>>80425221multiple y-wings welded together around a central frame like a miniature Outbound Flight
>>80425221former pirate CR90 that got kitbashed with a vanguard c20 kit from a CR70owner got whacked by a local crimelord for unpaid denbts and sold the ship to the party to make some money back
>>80425221An antique prospector ship where all the mining gear has worn out and isn't economical to replace, so it was sold at scrap auction for basically nothing and used as an ersatz freighter after some hacksaw work on the old ore bays
>>80425221The front and back halves of two separate salvaged LAAT/Is (with guns stripped out) haphazardly welded to a cheap new midsection with a hyperdrive and bunks and sold as a cheap and nasty courier/light cargo ship
>>80425221Ainik-class Scientific Survey VesselFully Operational: Page 57I reckon these are pretty damn cool, its not space-fightin cool, but its got some really fucking good sensors, a laboratory, ok guns, some decent room aboard it and its comparatively cheapNot exactly fast, but some tinkering will get her going along ok.Maybe it was a former mining contractor that went broke and needed some cash to get out of trouble or its Uncle Bobs old truck that he used to go looking for minerals in or charting courses.Actually, the more I look at it, your players are useless cunts if they don't want one!
>>80425491As long as the central bit is either an old grain silo or LPG cylinder with a window cut into it, we're talking peak DIY spess ship
>>80425221The Jedi Sojourner is basically a flying hotel room. ALmost no cargo, but a huge carrier capacity and big open internal spaces, good sensors, a great way to meet high end imperial officers, etc.
I hope the Kenobi show is more of an anthology like the Mandalorian
>>80405693Maul coming back to life is the most retarded thing in the entire nu-canon. Worse than the dumbest shit in the sequels.
>>80425249Concept: R1 isn't canon, it's actually post Episode VI war holofilm since the real story about how Princess Leia got the Death Star plans doesn't make for a good film. Since (as per the radio drama) all she did was park the Tantive next to an unsecured wifi connection and distract the local Imperial Governor whilst it downloaded in the background for 20 minutes.
>>80427184I thought the real story involved a badass mercenary invading an Imperial base all by itself while a pilot was waiting for him in a moldy HWK.(Always prefered merc Kyle to invicible-Jedi-who-came-back-from-the-darkside-while-keeping-benefits Kyle.)
>>80427184>since the real story about how Princess Leia got the Death Star plans doesn't make for a good filmDunno, might work well as a porno.
>>80427361What about the story about how it was an entire unit of former clone-troopers? Plus that still works because the plans have to be sent to that planet first. So they've got to come from somewhere.
>>80426241cry more, you dumb cunt>nu-canonI think you've got your dates wrong, silly.
>>80427502Does anyone know what the name of that weird hip-and-codpiece thing is? Poking out from under his sashbelt?Maybe his glove could have some rhinestones..
>>80427962I think the whole thing around his waist is called skirting, so, probably just skirting?
>blowing up a valuable military installation with personnel instead of securing it and assessing situationFor crying out loud, not even Tarkin isn't that ridiculous!How different the series could've been if Imperials were shown with a lot more competence, eh?Of course it would've made things harder to show in some cases, but damn.For all intents and purposes, SW is practically hard sci-fi, if not fully, lightsaber original design included, and yet.Also, have we ever seen stormtroopers fully retreat en masse?
Do you think he was ever freed?
>>80428148>Star Wars>hard sci-fiAm I having a stroke? Are you having a stroke?
>>80428186Isn't it? Gas using particle beam guns with specific bolt oscillation pattern, plasmon oscillation blades, literal ion engines, parallel dimension exploiting atypical movement dynamic drives, direct gravity and em repulsion technologies, advanced math for intuitive droid to human interaction without giving them sapience, and others I won't describe because that's unwise.Even the force.
>>80428261>Meanwhile with George Lucas: I just wrote in the word 'Parsec' in Han's line because it sounded cool without thinking much about it.
>>80428148>SW is practically hard sci-fi
>>80428186I smell toast.
>>80428261Anon, whatever definition you are using for "hard sci-fi" is not the traditional one. It usually refers to internal consistency, which Star Wars does not have even from one scene to the next, let alone on a wider scale. I'm not sure if there's a name for what you're specifically describing (near-future inspired technology?), but Star Wars is just wearing those things as clothes, it treats them as pure technobabble.
>>80428298Amusing, indeed.But seriously, I stumbled upon a site once, as I thought about creating a lightsaber (and ended up making a different concept), with a 2005 or so interview from original art people from OT and PT, their idea of lightsaber, supposedly was using a solid material from isle of stability, that would increase in size when exposed to radiation and electricity, and produce a solid humming blade with hard core.Couldn't find it since. There was a specific diagram there, too, though it was obviously made in paint or some such.
>>80428322Maybe.If I recall correctly, sci-fi in general explores implications and effects of products of science on civilization, while hardness is in regards to a given civilization technological level.The problem with such approach, is that while people who don't understand what they're looking at, or avoid thinking about it, complain about impossibilities and dismiss things as "magic", an inventor sees all of those things just as real as everything else, so that which appears poorly defined to some people, to a knowledgeable one is an actual idea that works, a design, or a blueprint.
>>80428479Though naturally, that depends on an inventor as well.That said, there are, how do I put this, worrying implications.
>>80428479All I'm saying is that there is a difference in the definition of terms between you and your audience; which will result in unproductive communication. I mean unless all you wanted to do was complain about the Empire in the OT being Saturday morning cartoon henchmen levels of threat, in which case whatever.
>>80428532That's true, nothing to disagree on that one.
>>80428479>sci fi hardnesshttps://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MohsScaleOfScienceFictionHardnessywtl dr: Hardness is generally defined how much explanation vs hand waving a setting uses.
>>80428614If you think I'm going to spend more than 2 minutes on someone who thinks SW is hard sci fi you're gravely mistaken.
>>80428669Fair point, although tv tropes is a general red flag to me.
>>80428148>blowing up a valuable military installation with personnel instead of securing it and assessing situationNigger what the shit are you talking about? If it's that Mandalorian episode I agree if you there, but if you're talking about the Death Star(s) then it's a better idea to blow 'em up than it is to capture them.
>>80428148Oddly enough it seems like the weed republic seems to be leaning more on the “hard” aspect with a big example being one of the first books being about trying to stop Lightspeed debris from mass scattering a planet.
>>80429723Take a deep dive through and you'll find out.
>>80429723Probably something pozzed something leftist something something.
>>80429723Just because, okay?!
>>80429723I knew a spaz IRL who would not stop spouting all the tropes verbatim off the site.
>>80429723>>80429919>>80429982NTA but TVTropes is populated mostly by pseudo types who think they're geniuses for having entry-level awareness of basic storytelling conventions. The kinds of people who think browsing the trope catalogue for their favorite anime would make them Dangerously Genre Savvy if they wound up in that story.
>>80429493>big example being one of the first books being about trying to stop Lightspeed debris from mass scattering a planet.Are they gonna canonize Sun Crusher in smaller dose like canon Ysalamiri?I legit forgot if Sun Crusher can move at lightspeed though, but it was supposed to be a hard as fuck bullet-ship if memory serves
>>80430166>populated mostly by pseudo types who think they're geniusesSo, just like this place or any other somewhat popular webpage?
>>80430305Well yes, but TV Tropes also comes with a particularly obnoxious vernacular
>>80430406much like 4chan, huh
>>80429493>debrisWhy did they decide to make hyperspace ramming a thing anyway?
>>80428148The Rebel base was generously a few thousand. Actually clearing the ENTIRE Death Star would make Stalingrad like a minor firefight in a favela by comparison. You'd need a war machine rivaling the US in WW2 in peak "the government is making jukebox companies manufacture guns" mode to even try, and it'd probably take actual weeks as different blocks were seized, fortified, broken out of/into, etc. You'd run into situations like>engineering hall A6 is captured by the rebels, but imperial EOD rigged up a bomb on the transformer and it went off so now all of sector Epsilon Nine is in blackout mode and the doors are out>the rebels captutred hangar 113 and are trying to shoot through the wall via captured AT-AT to break into armory 963>imperial sappers discharged the entire contents of the wastewater tank into the hallway leading to communications and its currently electrified with 100,000 volts a la Sadam Hussein vs Iran>the security checkpoint by turbolift shaft 17 has changed hands 9 times in the last day>rebel "Dog" company just got fucking lost because their datapad with the prints broke and theyve wandered about 9km from where they are supposed to be and its literally a 120km sphereAll that ignoring the fact that probably no rebel team could even keep it running or operate it once captured
>>80430525Fucking rad.Has anyone ran a siege campaign in SW?
>>80430525And then they're probably just going to blow up the reactor when they are in risk of losing control anyway as a last fuck you.
Well then, bump limit reached, time to start this new storytime of Dawn of the jedi, or How to retcon KOTOR lore like a motherfucker.
>>80430615Info page was brought to you by some ancient ancestors of sand people and Jawa.Also, ignore tha page numbers, first of all this issue had two covers and secondly there were commercial pages I decided to omit.
>>80430615>Pyramid shipsShit! It's the Goa'uld!
>>80430643That point thingy looks like it snaps a lot.
>>80430687The great pyramid has stopped the clubbing Wookiees.
>>80430785Oh great, now we got a new gay jedi code.
>>80430802Man, so far this sucks major balls.
>>80430819>>80430821Yeah, not enough dead parrots for my taste.
>>80430862Welcome to lush and ocean covered Tatooine.
>>80430838Vader didn't kill those parrots, anon. They were just sleeping. Pining for the fjords, one might say.
>>80430938Why so serious?
>>80430999And that's that for today.Till next time.
>>80406969>dying of malaria, something you too can experience with a $2000 flight to Africa and a night outside (preferably while chasing an Arms dealer)
>>80428186I think you're stroking each other.
Cody vs Rex final showdown when?
>>80433399The fact that the health bars are reversed annoys me more than it should.
>>80433399As soon as we get Ahsoka confronting Barriss!
>>80433609>'confronting'We all know what shape that would take.