My liege, the peasants are revolting!
>>79738448Mobilize the Local Lords, they should be able to handle this!
>>79738448I know! You can smell them from a mile off!That's why we keep them in villages and don't allow them to move without approval
>>79738448I know. They stink on ice.
>>79738448"Damn it. Release the flesh eating piglets. After they calm down we will discuss if they can have flesh again. Make sure it's the piglets and not the hogs. They still need to work."
>>79738448You said it, they stink on ice.
>>79738448If you think the peasants are revolting, you should see my wife! She doesn't just have a Habsburg jaw; she has a whole Habsburg face!
>>79738448Well, we'll get the Wizard to put them down. Gently, mind you. We want at least SOME to survive to go home.
>>79739189I tell you those european peasants are UGGleh, let me tell you, the mongols took one look at those ugleh sonsabitches and got back on their horses and went back to asia!