Shuro and his waifu retainers.
>>79016276Beautiful cake retainer!
>>79016523>BMI 28Holy moly, look how fat she is!
>>79016268How does someone not like cheese?
>>79016852Most Japanese are lactose intolerant
>>79016852In another thread, an anon hypothesised Shuro's probably only ever eaten tofu and the like back home, so cheese doesn't agree with him.
>>79016846Wouldn't mind a closer look.
>>79016916We shouldn't tolerate the intolerant.
>>79016276should we say bibre?
>>79016276Kinda want to know what his brothers came back with now.
>>79016523>Female sumoWhat perversion is this?
>>79016538Kot doesn't deserve a friend as pure as Tade.
>>79018471It's for gambling on. More of a sideshow than true sumo, really.
>>79016538Cat b based
>>79016852Cheese isn't as common a food in large swathes of asia
>>79016852under wrong circumstances it can literally kill you
I fuckin love Dungeon meshi bros
>>79016523She's so pure even the shines in her hair are little hearts
>>79016538That >Even though, come tomorrow, I might want to eat something else insteadwas definitely what convinced Tade.
>>79016523>>79016538>>79019375FUCK I WANT TO MARRY INUTADE SO MUCH SHE'S JUST SO CUTE, AND PURE, AND STRONG ONTOP OF IT ALL.IT HURTS AAAAAAAAA
>>79021298She's too young for you.
>>79019375A pure. PURE!
>>79016852Fermented food with strong taste in Japan seem limited to Natto. They mainly seem to preserve food through drying or salt pickling. You can also ferment tofu into a blue cheese-style dish, but it´s really not something your grandma would serve.As in he´s got almost zero previous experience with cheese and lactose-fermentation related flavours.
>>79023397Yeah, I've heard Japanese cheese is horrible.
>>79016478I desire to waifu Benchidori, but she´s got issues and she´s clearly rude.
>>79023409It´s apparently hella expensive outside of Hokkaido. Probably because all the mountains on the mainland are privately owned forestries and the owners don´t care to have them turned into grazing alps.
>>79023426Issues, sure.She's only been rude to Hien, though. And now they're friends, so, yay?
>>79023426She wouldn't want you anyway.
>>79024873She loathes herself, so she´s unlikely to enter a romantic relationship in the first place.
>>79024903Yes but even if she felt comfortable with herself and overcame her self-loathing, she still wouldn't want you.
Japanese people don't like dairy as much as westerners do
>>79016556>dog knotweedInutade's name should have been Dog_Knot_420
>>79022551>>7902319217 is legal age of consent in my country
>>79016383Cute.>>79016450Cute but has mental issues.>>79016523CUTE but retarded.
>>79016268>However, one day he found out that his father and Maizuru were in an intimate relationshipLOL, how retarded do you have to be
>>79016361>Maizuru is named after the maizurusou plant>Maizurusou literally means "dancing crane grass"Am I just retarded or is it them? Doesn'tthis seem to imply that she's just named "Dancing Crane" due to whatever transformation ability those wing-like sleeves seem to imply?
>>79029347Fuck off you tourist faggot.
>>79016538>Inutade's mind was obliterated by this revelation.
>>79036282Dude, they're all named after flowers.I mean, what does it matter if Maizuru is named after a dancing crane or if she's named after a flower named after a dancing crane?
>>79036282All the other Shuro squad are named after plants.
>>79018471As the other guy suggested, IRL it was a gambling thing, arranged by whorehouses (since women wearing nothing but a loincloth is inherently sexualized). It's never been considered a serious sport, just a spectacle like bikini mud wrestling.
>>79022551>>79023192>they don't live in a civilized country where age of consent is 15
>>79036469>>79036482Oh, so now READING is supposed to be all cool, huh?! Yeah, I kinda didn't read the rest of the entries before posting or I would obviously have noticed this as well
>>79016342>That one time dad got drunk and adopted a feral beastkin
>>79016538I can't get over this face. I'm mesmerized by it, just infatuated. Look at it! It's so pure of thought. Just a feral, animalistic lapse of sapience with no thoughts going on, no emotion. She's not thinking about anything. She's entered a zen state of pure mindless transience, where the only moment she can perceive is the one before her which she does not care about. I can hear this image, it's like a gigantic tree creaking as it lazily tilts in an earth-scraping wind.
>>79022551>>79023192She's an Oni. Different lifespans are a plot point in Dungeon Meshi, Who knows maybe Oni are adults by the time they're 17? Chil said halflings are considered full adults at 14.
>>79036532Always has been.
>>79036559He also bought a oni girl after having watched her wrestle topless on the riverside.Imagine how unreasonable the dude will be once one of his children succeed his position.
>Dark elf is shorter than the dwarflmao
>>79037236>Height 130cm>BMI 17, corresponding to roughly 30kgjust take a moment and IMAGINE
>>79036559>>79037034These bios and comics do give the impression that Lord Nakamoto's a completely useless piece of shit, don't they.
>>79029644>dude>dog knot weed>lmao
>>79037299Watch it, anon, he's the local lord. He'll send his girls-at-arms in full kimono after you.
>>79037299It´s more like he´s a clan leader, he literally can´t be arsed with the small stuff.He still rescued a child who was kept like an animal and an orphan who was going to be forced to whore herself out.
>>79029347What an absolute pleb
>>79036597you gotta be either high or a philosopher, possibly both
>>79036597She's one of the few catgirl characters I've seen who actually seems like they have personality traits from a cat.
>>79016478>I'd cause trouble for everyone around me if I got any more beautiful.B-B-B-BASED
>>79037634Nnnnooooooooooo, not InutadeeeeeeeWhat a horror to be captured by Tade, what if she grabs me in a headlock with her thighs h-ha ha, that would be terrible, what if she has to guard me and sleep in my room h-hah oh noooo
Wait, was the Canary version of this translated already? Feel like it got skipped over in the /tg/ threads and I can't find it anywhere.
>>79037989The artwork does a fantastic job of capturing the body language, which helps a lot.
>>79037989Kui's plain disgusting-tier attention to detail is well-known.
>>79038117I think the shitty-production-quality translator who did >>79037236 translated the canary stuff already, but EHScans didn't. Not sure though.
>>79037299I mean, the earlier bits we got of him I think vindicate him. Like >>79037653 said, he did rescue a couple orphans from far worse fates.
>>79038127This is one of only a few panels in any manga that made my cold dead heart feel a twinge of pity
>>79037989I think that's honestly what's so refreshing about her. and Kui's elves, for that matter. Normally used exclusively for fapbait, Kui gives them actual personality and flavor,
>>79037236Wait I thought Adventurer Bible codified the Mad Sorcerer as Sissle? Not that I'm complaining, Thistle is much better and probably the intended name.
>>79038155That chapter is some of the best artwork in any manga I've read. Parts are extremely funny and then two pages later extremely dark, and it's all so well conveyed in the art that you don't get mood whiplash.
>>79037989>A cat girl>Who actually acts like a real cat and not a stupid moeblob romanticisation of one>Actually a good characterJust goes to show the concept itself was never inherently bad but just has been tainted by generations of bad clichés and worse authors.
>>79038227>no elf will ever cuddle your corpse and tell you at length how stupid all your plans were and how even more stupid you were for not being alive and with her you stupid stupid stupid man
>>79032168Dog knot is like a dog penisAnd 420 is like weedLOL
>>79037989Kui says in one of her daydream sketch sections that she conceived of Izutsumi before Dungeon meshi got serialized.>>79038129She's really good. Might be the least cliched mangaka active right now.
>>79038939Izutsumi is in the oneshot she did before the serial, so that's obviously true.
>>79036607She looks and acts like a kid aside from being fucking huge because oni, so if we use her as a typical example (which we kind of have to because we're not likely to see any other oni characters) that would suggest they live longer than humans. I still would.
>>79039207Bottom row shows what an oni child looks liek
>>79037299And by that you mean that he is a total chad, right?
>>79016383>>79016411>tomboy ninja childhood friend>expects to get the dick from Shuro>never happensBeing ninja is suffering
>>79016478I want to marry Hien. I didnt know I needed tomboy-ninjas this much in my life.
>>79037299This means Shiro and Lanius have something in common which would fall Shiro.
>>79037034>>79036559I dunno man, Lord Nakamoto seems like peak fa/tg/guy.>keeps adding weird races to his household on a whim because they seem interesting>bonks the maid and doesnt afraid of anything>tells his sons to GTFO and get some life experienceOnly people triggered by chaddads are people without fathers in their life like >>79037299
>>79016268>his first precocious crush>utterly H-bombed by his dadI get that the first crush isn't a big deal but it kinda sucks his relationship with Maizuru suffered for it.
>>79038168They are fujo-fapbait.
>>79016852Easy, I don't like cheese, tastes way too strong.And it's smells nasty too, knowing the method how it is made just ties a ribbon around the disgust-cake that is cheese.
>>79019086Source? I can't wait to learn the context for this pic.
>>79041547Mebd was killed by being struck with a bite of cheese somebody spit at her brow.That was probably the end of the affair that started when a guy claimed that his pregnant wife could run faster than any cow.
>>79039969No, Laius' dad is palpably clever and sensible by all accounts, Laius just got Teenage Salty about him. Not the same as *hic* I GOT YOU A KITTEN at all.
>>79041681Wow, everything about this is ridiculous. Thank you, anon.
>>79041979It´s worth mentioning that the Ulster Cycle also is the first instance of a Sparkledog character, rainbow hair and all.
>>79042076I wish I hadn't googled that.
Business casual Senshi working hard in the bitcoin mines.
>>79042177Holy shit, the transformation chapters already hinted at it, but senshi is handsome as fuck. No homo
>>79042076Nah lad, tons of crazy Hindu epics are thousands of years older.
>>79042177>Farlyn is S T A C K E Dhnnng
>>79016450>ninjas doing covert ninja shit>mark each of them with an obvious tattoo on their faceNakamoto daddy is not a smart man huh?
>>79042344>obvious tattoo on their faceUh... where?
>>79042366Read benichidori's description. Every ninja has one or more star tattoos under their eye as a rank insignia
>>79042320Always has been.
>>79042344I guess ninjas aren´t supposed to be seen in the first place???
>>79041979Irish mythology has a lot of delightfully wacky shit.
>>79042419I think the point worth making here is that not once in any of these discussions have I heard a theory that the ninja beauty marks indicate rank or anything else suggesting theyre artificial.Although knowing Kui, and knowing that Benichidori is an expert of disguise, I think it's time we look back at earlier chapters and flashbacks especially to see if there are any brief glimpses of a disguise Beni.
>>79041511>Easy, I don't like cheese, tastes way too strong.Surely you know there are a plethora of different cheeses around from mild to strong. I'm no cheese connoisseur, but even I find a range of cheeses I enjoy.>knowing the method how it is made just ties a ribbon around the disgust-cake that is cheese.The fuck do you eat if the way they make cheese puts you off?
>>79029347Yeah, this isn't story time anymore, just a regular /a/ thread.
>>79042324They´re pretty milquetoast Calvinball shit.
>>79042344To be fair, that sort of tiny tat would be very easy to disguise.Still kinda silly their on their faces.
>>79042966Isn't cheese making just separating the fat from the water and letting it sit for some time?Comparing that to how mcnuggets are made, I feel like it's really not that disgusting.
>>79044756Hey, it's edible.
>>79044756Acid is used to cause the milk to curd. If you've ever put, say, lemon juice in milk, you'll notice the effect. Leftover liquid is strained, the curd is treated and flavoured, depending on the type of cheese, then it's shaped and left to age from days to years. I think I have an old wooden cheese mould somewhere. Never done it myself, though.
Can someone post the other adventure bible's? I cant find them
>>79041120Ordinarily you would think so but even in the most fujo scenario in the manga( kabru having to take care of the captain) the Captain specifically is mentioned to be heterosexual
>>79044960Work on your art.>>79044971Check the Scanlators site, EHscans.
>>79042475the biggest beard an elf is capable of.
>>79045085It's not gay if it's an elf. Then it's just being a good friend.
Might as well dump them all whenever you make a new thread.
>>79029347Goblin Slayer and Dungeon Meshi have been on /tg/ longer than you have.
>>79045149Haha you mind telling me where you found that, so I can avoid it in the future?
>>79045689Here we GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>79045308>half elfAw fuck I got spoiled
>>79045462>comparing glorious Dungeon Meshi to edgy flavour of the month
>>79045745>Not liked AD&D throwbacksGet filtered
>>79045766>You will never have psychedelic Marcille dreamsWhy go on?
>>79045743Really? Dude, if you're behind, why would you read the bibles?
>>79045809I was only a few chapters behind. I flew too close to the sun once again.
>>79045901Oops, skipped 41. Gonna post it after this one.
And that's all from EHScans.Kabru's party is next and then the canaries, I think.
>>79042514I think the internet has rotted my brain. I see that black jacket, and I start imagining how it would look with that "Any Means Necessary" logo design on it from all the drip memes
>>79045876>>79045809Ahh you know what I was actually reading the exact chapter thistle reveals it.
>>79045990It would unironically fit with Mithrun's character lol.
>>79045743It was really funny during the war on Marcille's race theory. But we real fans were obviously smart enough to know that she was mixed race.
>>79046121Mithrun drip edit when?
>>79045308>delusion: 5I love marcille
>>79045964ch73 is already out, things have gone pear-shaped
>>79046504>the war on Marcille's race theoryAnon, months and months of 1 (one) idiotic avatarfag single handedly derailing and ruining threads as soon as someone dared speculating about it never was a war. Just an autist lacking basic reading comprehension and who got hilariously btfo.
I just caught up, Is Dungeon Meshi ending soon? It seems like its only a few chapters away from the end.
>>79048966Either that or we've reached another climax followed by a tragedy that sets up the next big arc.
>>79048699Didn't help that people brought it up constantly, even though it had nothing to do with current chapter or discussion going on in the thread.
>>79049087What are you trying to say? He sperged out whenever people wondered if the nightmare chapter hinted at it, he sperged out whenever people wondered if the Golden Land and Thistle chapters hinted at lifespans being relevant in the future, etc.Speculation is normal and healthy. It's not like people were loudly asserting she definitely was a half elf, only that nothing disproved it and some details made it a possibility and wanted to talk about the possible implications. Normal, harmless stuff. He would have a meltdown no matter what. Don't defend that shithead.
>>79049071Some of the daydream comments make me worried its ending soon. I don't want it go...
>>79049585>Characters succeed and the next arc is a natural continuation of the story with cat joining the main cast
>>79049802If the characters succeed, then the story is over. I don't think Kui is the type to needlessly drag it out.
>>79049326>It's not like people were loudly asserting she definitely was a half elfThat's exactly what happened.
>>79045751>A cat>A catkek, love these autistic niggiespoor Inutade though
>>79045793Just eat some LSD and read Meshi dude, you can do it
>>79039876 She might still have a chance. I don't see Farin having a happy ending.
>>79050359Not the guy you were replying to but that was after successive meltdowns. Every take he had was wrong, and every time someone suggested something different he freaked out at them.>"Elves mature as rapidly as humans, because of Wizardy!" Wrong, obvious as early as a mimic chapter where Marcille joked about Chil being a child at 29. Later hammered out in the changeling chapters. >"Marcille is only 20 something years old, not 50-100." Wrong, again obvious from the mimic chapter. People were slightly overestimating like Laius, but were far more accurate to how elves mature in the setting. >"Marcille is not a half-elf." Wrong, obvious from the nightmare chapter and gets even more fuel in the changeling chapters. Marcille's mother telling her that she "runs at different paces from other people" makes 0 fucking sense in the context of her father being an elf who died of unnatural causes. Her mother is telling Marcille how to cope with shorter lived races (and pets) dying, not that she should expect unexpected and unfortunate deaths to plague her life. I know people were retarded, I even got sceencapped as him for protesting against their off-topic elf shitposting, but it was an environment he almost single-handedly fostered by attempting to police threads from the beginning. Every single thread, free attention for shitposting and a permanent damper on theory discussion that has almost all been correct.
>>79050943Frustrating as hell how the most annoying theoryposter ended up being correct.
>tfw was younger than Laios when started reading Dungeon Meshi>tfw that now I am older than Laios.Kind of bittersweet feeling.
What do you wish the mangaka to start working on after Dungeon Meshi is finished?
>>79051184If I could come up with something as good as Kui she wouldn't be Kui.
>>79051215Does she has other works before Meshi?Are they good?
>>79045162>>79042177Didn't realise Laius was that much bigger than the others. It's hard to tell with the armor on compared to everyone on the couch.
>>79051324Apparently only one-shots:https://delicious-in-dungeon.fandom.com/wiki/Ryoko_Kui
>>79045149>>79045780>>79045688Homosexuals are disgusting.
>>79051358Dude is built like a linebacker
>>79051377>>79051324She has a few collections of one shots/short stories out. The Dragon's Seven Adorable Children, Terrarium in Drawer, and The Dragon's School Is on Top of the Mountain were pretty solid.
>>79050943No idea what that other shit has to do with anything.>Marcille's mother telling her that she "runs at different paces from other people" makes 0 fucking sensePeople argued because she was the only elf around. People that argued in favor of her being a half-elf were also not correct, as nobody predicted that it was pretty much literal, and her lifespan was different from any other person in the entire world, even from other half-elves in the world, because Kui's half-elves are unique in this regard.This is how it started. This is how it went all downhill
>>79052036poor kui, she's going to have her cool thing defiled by sweaties.
>>79051184I don't want Dungeon Meshi to be finished!!!
>>790516176 foot and around given his BMI. Seems kinda accurate, he's not especially cut either.
>>79051184More stuff based in that world.
>>79052572*around 190 lbs
>>79045250I can relate to this panel on a personal level.
>>79053434Hey now it was only over very specific things and she was also always on a crusade to torment me and my brothers whenever she could( often in the form of unprovoked surprise kicks to the groin, I still often sit cross legged as a defense mechanism)But we cool now and she's always been and still is the sibling I'm closest to.
>>79052036>no idea what that other shit has to do with anything Examples of the retards repeatedly wrong takes that contradicted very overt foreshadowing in the manga. He would then get upset at anyone who made the obvious, accurate connections. >people argued in favor of her being a half-elf were also not correct We were though, Marcille is a halfy. Direct interpretation of the "running at different paces" sentence is that Marcille's mother wanted her daughter to get used outliving people, and the implication there was that her father died of old age. Simple theory: Marcille's dad was not an elf. Theories on the exact nature of half-elf lifespans and inherent mule robustness go way beyond what anyone could reasonably derive from that chapter. That's not extrapolating from what was foreshadowed or implied, that's a legit mind-reading level prediction.
>>79053721>Theories on the exact nature of half-elf lifespans and inherent mule robustness go way beyond what anyone could reasonably derive from that chapterOtherwise, if you take the "running at different paces than anyone else" literally without the knowledge of how her half-elves work, it means she was the only half-elf in the entire meshi-verse.
>>79045149The Captain really has no sense of orientation, huh?
>>79051463elf + human is always straight
>>79052898Falin getting armbared. Hilarious.
>>79045149We have the dumbest mods.
>>79053605No I was kidding. Who am I to judge. My little sister already threatened me with a knife and I had to press her against the wall with a chair to disarm her. Ah kids.
>>79037236>he only has two smutty artworks on PixivI am so fucking mad
>>79016523>195cmConfirmed for womanlet
>>79054998Is that with or without the horns?
>>79045452>>79045438Senshi's fine cooking is going to get Chilchack fucking killed.
>>79045224I always love these relationship charts and the funny faces with them.
>>79052898>Laius got tard strength
>>79054998I don't even know what means but I do know centimeters are tiny as fuck so you must be telling the truth
>>79055291Looks like a fuckin' sontaran.
>>79055135Honestly I love this little detail. I'm not sure if it will actually pop up in the story but the fact that they even address something like this is really neat.
>>79023426>she´s got issues and she´s clearly rude.That just makes me want to bully her with love and kindness all the more. Prickly GFs who cover insecurity with verbal abuse are ripe for tickling into submission.
>>79055354anon she's nearly 200cm tall, that's two yards.
>>79055823That's my height. She's not a taller lady anymore. Ruined.
>>79055889With the exact conversion she is 6'4", a meter is ever so slightly longer than a yard.
>>79054998>>79055354she's almost 6' 5"
>>79048699Did that guy kill himself? I suspect however is that he's the one that has been trying to start arguments about DM being an isekai lately.
>>79055981How is it not an isekai? It has elves, dwarves, dungeons, orcs, magic, everything.
>>79049802As much as I'd hate to see it end, I rather it end with a solid ending, rather then being ran into the ground until she hates it.
>>79054040Or. You know, that there weren't any other half elves in her area close to her age?
>>79056004doesn't isekai imply someone from like "our world" being "transported" to a fantasy world?
>>79056222Is isekai not just the Japanese name for the Western fantasy genre?
>>79056004"isekai" doesn't mean "fantasy" you absolute fucking moron
>>79056246How are they all identical D&D-ish shit in every respect, then? The hell?
>>79056004Fortunately for me I am too tired from work to rage at the moment.
>>79056244It means "another world" and the Western equivilant is Portal Fantasy.>>79056257Isekai is identical to D&D... well, the D&D cartoon, anyway. People from our world are transported to the fantasy setting and there is a godlike figure following them around bending the odds to their favor.
>>79056296So they based an entire genre on an old American cartoon? That's amazing.
>>79056306The genre predates the cartoon in both cultures, and most isekai is based on Dragon Quest rather than D&D.
>>79056257Assuming you're just actually learning this for the first time and not trolling: It sells. It's also less DnD, more Dragon Quest with varying amounts of DnD mutated in. Isekai actually refers to any setting in which a character is from another world, like Alice in Wonderland. in Japan it most often takes the form of a power fantasy in which the main character is a generic waste meant to represent (you) who is given godlike powers. They all blend together intot he same tropes over and over because theyre mostly soulless cashgrabs exploiting a popular genre.
>>79056339>>79056356Well, they could at least take (you) to scifi settings or throw in a Gundam or something.
>>79056376They do that, too.
>>79056441Now we're getting somewhere.
>>79054467>Pattadol and Marcille have the same ludicrous interestsActually pretty credible, I could see them ending up getting along in the comic.
>>79056244>>79056296>>79056339>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IsekaiThere's actually a theory that the boom in the isekai genre was born out of the Japan's flagging economy in the 2000's and the 2008 financial crisis.
>>79056246It’s called “native isekai”, anon.
>>79056356>Isekai actually refers to any setting in which a character is from another world, like Alice in Wonderland.Don't start with this shit again you fucking dickcheese farmer
>>79056703The fuck are you even on about?
Isekai is about escapism. Japanese otaku hate their lives so much they wish they could die and get reborn in cool[insert personal fantasy] world where they aren't a loser and are effortlessly chads.Dungeon Meshi isn't about vapid empty escapism at all
>>79056735Some cockgobbler wouldn't shut the fuck up about how everything like Alice in Wonderland that fucking predates isekai is ackchually isekai. Don't you fucking start too.
>>79056909All fantasy is fundamentally about escapism, in case you forgot the literal definition of fantasy.
>>79056944Is he wrong though? Portal Fantasy is Isekai, Isekai is Portal Fantasy.
>>79057009well-written, nuanced escapism is still escapism.non-escapist literature is called non-fiction.
>>79056698That's not a thing.
>>79056944Are you one of those autists that think isekai requires going into a japanese video game?
>>79056257The Sword Art Online franchise is one. It is about kids that keep getting trapped in VR
>>79057170*flicks your frenulum*
>>79016313Is this implying that the shikigami curse on Izutsumi was non-lethal all along. That’s interesting, I always thought it was a bit extra cruel of her to just shrug her shoulders and leave Izutsumi to die at the hands of that thing.
>>79040052There is NOTHING chad about cheating on your wife.
>>79037299He seems decent besides being eccentric and having a mistress but to be fair for the latter it's probably not like he could marry who he wants.
>>79057051wow, what a sad viewpoint you have. very telling
>>79039628So incredibly cute.
>>79058616I don't think that anon meant escapism in a "I want to escape my life' sort of way. Escapism has gotten bad associations recently because of isekai, but by itself the word just described daydreaming about something that doesn't exist, as opposed to historical literature text.Dungeon meshi is not shitty 'I want to meet traku chan' neet escapist garbage.
>>79060611BB's jokes have gotten moldy.
>>79045756It would be good if it actually was AD&D throwback, instead it just devolves into bog-standard adventuring fantasy with MC unwittingly assembling the harem.
>>79050584Kot acknowledges her, that's as good as it gets.
I wish this setting had Lizardfolk in it. My only real complaint. Well, actually, the author does go a little too far to make every single expected "monster" race a barely sentient pile of meat or plant matter so our heroes aren't cannibals. Kind of underwhelming after a while.
>>79061524It has a great big variety of peoples already. Elves, dwarves, halflings, trolls, orcs, kobolds, oni, beastmen.You can't keep wanting more. That's what ruined DnD.
>>79061560Dwarves/halflings/gnomes are the antithesis of variety.
>>79061524There is a demihuman lizard race, they just haven't showed up in the narrative. Probably on a much warmer continent.
>>79061582When were they mentioned, again?
>>79061589They're never directly mentioned. I in the bible or some bonus chapter, you get a little snake headed guy grouped among kobolds and orcs when they're talking about humans vs demihumans.
>>79061635Japs thinking full-on beastmen are demihumans will never not amuse me.>>79061640Nice catch. That little sock puppet will save everyone in the end.
>>79061575Why single those out? Elves and humans do count?
>>79061674Because all three of them are "Humans, but short." It's comically skewed and even resulted in the in-universe name for humans being Tallmen. Nobody needs all three of those little vermin and the gnomes are always the ones people toss out.
>>79061705Yeah, and elves are just "humans but long lived."Humans are just "humans."
>>79061725You know, you're right. Axe those too. Filthy apes, the lot of them.
>>79061575One is strength/con, the other dex-thievery, the last one a magical race.Yeah, you could roll them into one or not. But they do indeed have different niches, look different, "play" different.
>>79061740>look differentI still have trouble picking the gnomes out in those race swap charts.
>>79061740Rolling them all into a single race is exactly what would result in "just short humans".
>>79061757Wrong board, anon.
>>79039876That's almost a HaikuToshiro, see metomboy ninja childhood friendFalin cock-blocks me
>>79061640Why is that dude such a shitheel?Like maybe I didn't get some of the implications; he starts out hating Laius and Farlin because of the gold stripping gig, and their giving money to injured comrades...even after they got better?
>>79058197Yes it is.Him being a noble and having a side-ho isnt even cheating in the first place if Wa has similarities with feudal japan. The only reason he semi-tries to be secretive about it because fucking your servants is looked down upon.
Tade is 17 everyone who likes her is a fucking paedophile nonce.
>>79063591>burger neo-imperialist cannot fathom that different countries have different ages of consent
>>79063661I can fathom other countries being pedo scum just fine.
>>79063661>it's ok to fuck a 13 year-old somewhere in the world, so it's ok for me to do it too
>>79036607If anything because Oni are bigger than humans they would mature later. So Tade is probably equivalently 11 or 12 or something like that.
>>79063718>>79063798>me: noooooooooooooo why wont the whole world conform to my sensitive burgerculture!>also me: wow america is a racist shithole
Also Pattdol's little angry fairy trying to stop Kabru from fucking Mithrun lmao.