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>Yes, I will be playing a huge-breasted chaotic evil tiefling paladin of Conquest, with guild artisan (prostitutes' guild) as her background. Any questions?
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>>79005632
>What's your weapon going to be?
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>>79005632
Yeah, why are you spamming /v/ memes on /tg/?
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>>79005649
Glaive or halberd with Polearm Master.
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>>79005669
Plenty good, but then most anything would've been. I'm the type of GM that allows all kinds of exotic weapons.
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>>79005632
How does a Tiefling sacred prostitute get roped up with the God of Conquest? It would make much more sense for her to be a Paladin of the God of literally anything else.
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>>79005632
Just one; how will you deal with Henchchad?
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>>79005745
It's the God of Sexual Conquest
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>>79005745
Now it's her turn to conquer other people
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>>79005632
Why don’t you play an actual game? They’re pretty fun
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>>79005663
Tiny penis.
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>>79005632
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2cUtdv99ig
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>>79005745
Dommy Mommy booba champion.
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>>79005632
Will my wizard boy get pegged are are you just wasting my time?
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>>79005669
Does Polearm Master allow you to dance on the pole?
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>>79005669
>guild artisan (prostitutes' guild)
>Polearm Master
Funny.
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>>79006706
No.
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>>79005632
Where wiil you be playing this? Because it's not at my table.
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>>79009504
You will let him play as a huge breasted Tiefling or else I will not be playing at your table.
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>>79009817
good
and don't either of you come back
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>>79009504
>of course you can play this character, just be prepared to deal with the reaction people have to them
The only Chad response
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>>79010159
Would it be unacceptable for a lawful good paladin to immediately overpower and start raping his character in order to teach her a lesson?
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>>79010159
I don't know this Chad fella but he's not welcome at my table either if he's gonna play things that are thematically inappropriate.
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>>79005669
>not quarterstaff/shield with Polearm Master
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>>79010179
>lawful good
>raping
You're not welcome at my table either
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>>79005632
yes, why are you an adventurer, I like to have a good idea of a background so I can have your character's personal history come up later as an adventure hook. Characters shouldn't exist in a vacuum after all
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>>79005632
>chaotic evil
>oath of conquest
Good luck with that lol, unless you’re a demon lord that’s not going to work. Chaotic evils rule with physical power only, and even level 20 characters aren’t invincible.
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>>79005745
Conquest is a euphemism for rape
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>>79014850
What’s more dark lordish, randomly raping women or having dedicated concubines?
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>>79014879
They are not mutually exclusive
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>>79014977
Yes, that’s why I asked the question.
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>>79014834
>Chaotic evils rule with physical power only
Graz'zt, my man.
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>>79014879
Combine them. Every woman you take becomes a lavished concubine in your harem
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>>79015360
Did I stutter? He’s more than powerful. Ask yourself, what would happen if he became regular demon tier for 24 hours?
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I will never get people who think that just because they have "based" tastes in things, it makes them a chad or anything. If anything most chads I know IRL are pretty much normies who like to weld, go play sports and drink like fish with their buddies.
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>>79015737
Cringe
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>>79015778
cringe on deez you bitch
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>>79015804
Based
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>>79015690
Graz'zt is a physical weakling compared to other demon lords.
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>>79010159
I kneel.
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>>79005632
Yes, where would you like your Reddit Gold sent?
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>>79005669
>prostitute with polearm master
Heheheh
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>>79010179
Corrective rape is CG at best. Paladins use spankings in cases like these.
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>>79009504
>>>/reddit/
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>>79005745
Paladins in 5e were rewritten to have any barely connection to the gods tho? She can make her oath to her prostitute guild to conquer all cocks or something
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I want to play a ranger with favored enemy: thot.
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>>79005632
Awesome, I hope you don't mind me and the other lads joking about it at the table every now and again. Otherwise you can expect a well thought out game that will take your character's (as well as everyone else's) backstory into account.
Also, I will be drawing lewds of her, hope you're fine with that.
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>>79012091
>>79011472
>>79009845
>>79009504
Im taking your table for my game with the lads
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>>79023028
>>79023356
Based.
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>>79005632
Just huge-breasted? Not gigantic?

Get the fuck out of my table, you coward.
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>>79005632
Only one, have you already notified the based department or should I call them myself?
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>>79027371
I am their representative here.
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>>79005649
Whip
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>>79023356
not with those digits



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