>Yes, I will be playing a huge-breasted chaotic evil tiefling paladin of Conquest, with guild artisan (prostitutes' guild) as her background. Any questions?
>>79005632>What's your weapon going to be?
>>79005632Yeah, why are you spamming /v/ memes on /tg/?
>>79005649Glaive or halberd with Polearm Master.
>>79005669Plenty good, but then most anything would've been. I'm the type of GM that allows all kinds of exotic weapons.
>>79005632How does a Tiefling sacred prostitute get roped up with the God of Conquest? It would make much more sense for her to be a Paladin of the God of literally anything else.
>>79005632Just one; how will you deal with Henchchad?
>>79005745It's the God of Sexual Conquest
>>79005745Now it's her turn to conquer other people
>>79005632Why don’t you play an actual game? They’re pretty fun
>>79005745Dommy Mommy booba champion.
>>79005632Will my wizard boy get pegged are are you just wasting my time?
>>79005669Does Polearm Master allow you to dance on the pole?
>>79005669>guild artisan (prostitutes' guild)>Polearm MasterFunny.
>>79005632Where wiil you be playing this? Because it's not at my table.
>>79009504You will let him play as a huge breasted Tiefling or else I will not be playing at your table.
>>79009817goodand don't either of you come back
>>79009504>of course you can play this character, just be prepared to deal with the reaction people have to themThe only Chad response
>>79010159Would it be unacceptable for a lawful good paladin to immediately overpower and start raping his character in order to teach her a lesson?
>>79010159I don't know this Chad fella but he's not welcome at my table either if he's gonna play things that are thematically inappropriate.
>>79005669>not quarterstaff/shield with Polearm Master
>>79010179>lawful good>rapingYou're not welcome at my table either
>>79005632yes, why are you an adventurer, I like to have a good idea of a background so I can have your character's personal history come up later as an adventure hook. Characters shouldn't exist in a vacuum after all
>>79005632>chaotic evil >oath of conquest Good luck with that lol, unless you’re a demon lord that’s not going to work. Chaotic evils rule with physical power only, and even level 20 characters aren’t invincible.
>>79005745Conquest is a euphemism for rape
>>79014850What’s more dark lordish, randomly raping women or having dedicated concubines?
>>79014879They are not mutually exclusive
>>79014977Yes, that’s why I asked the question.
>>79014834>Chaotic evils rule with physical power onlyGraz'zt, my man.
>>79014879Combine them. Every woman you take becomes a lavished concubine in your harem
>>79015360Did I stutter? He’s more than powerful. Ask yourself, what would happen if he became regular demon tier for 24 hours?
I will never get people who think that just because they have "based" tastes in things, it makes them a chad or anything. If anything most chads I know IRL are pretty much normies who like to weld, go play sports and drink like fish with their buddies.
>>79015778cringe on deez you bitch
>>79015690Graz'zt is a physical weakling compared to other demon lords.
>>79005632Yes, where would you like your Reddit Gold sent?
>>79005669>prostitute with polearm masterHeheheh
>>79010179Corrective rape is CG at best. Paladins use spankings in cases like these.
>>79005745Paladins in 5e were rewritten to have any barely connection to the gods tho? She can make her oath to her prostitute guild to conquer all cocks or something
I want to play a ranger with favored enemy: thot.
>>79005632Awesome, I hope you don't mind me and the other lads joking about it at the table every now and again. Otherwise you can expect a well thought out game that will take your character's (as well as everyone else's) backstory into account.Also, I will be drawing lewds of her, hope you're fine with that.
>>79012091>>79011472>>79009845>>79009504Im taking your table for my game with the lads
>>79005632Just huge-breasted? Not gigantic?Get the fuck out of my table, you coward.
>>79005632Only one, have you already notified the based department or should I call them myself?
>>79027371I am their representative here.
>>79023356not with those digits