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>>78995682Why would autists be allowed to live when the mischief powers exist? I know for a fact I would be staging daily mass murders with greater mischief and it's very clear where that's coming from, even if not the specific autist that's doing that shit.
Guess the thread's exhausted, but then some of these cyoa are on the longer side.
>>78996415I'm pretty sure nobody has linked the last thread to this one, so nobody has moved here yet
CYOAs where you crush the rebellion in the name of an Empire.
>>78996560Oh...I was looking for something more fantastical. I don't want to support the Senate and the Roman Empire is for the retarded.
>>78996585You sound like a profligate.
>>78996629But it's true. The Roman Empire is shit and the Senate was for the retarded. The Roman Republic was something worthy of serving.
>>78996663Pull a Sulla and go dictatorial without Caesar's monarchist ambitions.
>>78996663Roman Empire was more successful than the Republic.
>>78996529Best element is arguable, though a lot of people will say water just for bloodbending. There was a spinoff of avatar that made bloodbending way more powerful than it used to be. I think the CYOA is more interesting if you pretend master-tier bloodbending isn't an option.
>>78996560What’s the best option here if I want lots of loli saves?
>>78996783Korra also added spiritbending to water. Shit lets you purify and even corrupt or destroy souls and spirits.The CYOA tries to nerf it by saying it's avatar-only, but there's no indication of that in lore. Waterbending got OP.
>>78996800Be rich and buy them at the market? The Romans legit took captured German children and had them raped to death by specifically trained wild animals in the coliseum for entertainment, they do not give a fat fuck what you do.
>>78996942B-B-B-B-BASED! The romans knew how to fucking LIVE!
>>78997053I figured if you liked lolis you'd, you know, not want them to suffer and die horribly?
Gallery delivery when?>>78994925
>>78997028He's completely right that it was 100% legal to buy and have sex with enslaved children but the rape by animal thing is a myth.
>>78997108A man can enjoy both.
>>78997111That was just a shitpost, sorry,
>>78996529It still depends on too many factors even if we just take the original show, but air is probably the weakest
>>78997118A man is a bad person for enjoying suffering.
>>78997114Aww>>78997157New here aren’t you?
>>78997210Not every lolicon is into snuff just because you are.
>>78997228That’s fine but calling me a bad person is moralfaggotry.
>>78996716>Roman Empire was more successful than the Republic.The Empire wouldn't exist without the Republic and the Empire lead to the collapse of the Roman state. So everything you said is false.
>>78997259>The empire lead to the collapseNo, moving the capitol and center of Roman civilization to Constantinople lead to a reduction of attention and defense towards the western empire, which came at a crucial time when the Germanics were increasingly their raids and colonization of Roman territory, which lead to the eventual collapse. The institute of the Empire had nothing to do with it in and of itself.
>>78997146Fire is the weakest. Air has invisible attacks, mobility, and spirit bullshit.
>>78997307>The Empire had nothing to do with it.Sounds like imperial cope.
>>78997327Spirit bullshit is Water's thing. You're mixing up Energybending with Spiritbending and thinking Aang got access to the former from being an Airbender but it's not actually connected to the elemental bending at all except being able to grant or take it away.
>>78997353Oh, so you were baiting and not actually discussing anything.
>>78997307>Rome collapses under the rule of the Roman Empire and its Emperor>Bro, it wasn't the Empire's fault.What did he mean by this? This is like saying the collapse of the Russian Empire wasn't the fault of the Tsar. Or the collapse of the German Empire wasn't cause of the Kaiser. Or the collapse of the French Empire I and II wasn't because of Napoleon.Rome collapsed under the Empire while it flourished and peaked under the Republic.The Republic is objectively superior.
>>78997381Aang's granddaughter is able to project her spirit from her body to communicate with people long-distance or scout stuff out. It's in the CYOA, too.
>>78997327You could argue that but lightning bending was a thing
>>78997478Oh that's not tied to any particular bending, no matter what the CYOA says. That's the kind of shit you can do when your extra connected to the spirit realm from being spiritual. Iroh was able to project himself into the spirit realm like that. Aang's descendant is able to do it in the material world too because she's speshul and even more spiritual, not because she's an Airbender.
>>78997307You do realize they had to move because their tax base was fucked and they couldn't just throw the grain into the largest city at the time like they used to, right?
>>78997546Iroh didn't project himself into the Spirit World. He literally went into the Spirit World to look for his dead son (There are canonical overlaps between the real/spirit world), came up empty, and minded his own business.
>>78997451You're acting like becoming an empire lead to the fall of Rome, when no, the form of government was not actually responsible for Rome falling apart. There's a difference between 'the emperor did this bad thing that had a bad result' and 'this happened because of imperial governance.'
>>78997111Gimme 72 hours.
>>78997587Thank you, genie bro
>>78997528Lightning is a strong attack but can still be avoided or blocked. Fire has nothing else of value beyond it.>>78997546https://avatar.fandom.com/wiki/Spiritual_projection"It's a high-level airbender move. With a little spiritual stuff thrown in."-Jinora explains her astral form.
>>78997587Thank you Genie man
>>78997575Rome ultimately fell because entrenched special interests were allowed to paralyze the government, even resorting to violence to do so (a la the Gracchi brothers). By the time of Julius Caesar, the Republic was trapped in more or less perpetual gridlock, unable to take ANY action.Appointing an emperor was a partial fix, as one decision maker literally CANNOT be deadlocked. However, the Romans were never able to figure out a method of quality control for the imperial succession - and some of them were just plain nuts. After the empire was split in two, the western half increasingly became a short of Germanic shogunate, with a powerful Germanic warlord propping up a weak Western empire. The East, on the other hand, culturally mutated until it is virtually unrecognizable.As a result, it becomes impossible to say exactly when the Empire fell, as neither half was recognizable as "Roman" . . .even long before the last emperors died.
>>78997575>he form of government was not actually responsible for Rome falling apart.The form of government a nation is/becomes is what leads to its fall. The German Empire collapsed because it became a military dictatorship that eroded its noble/parliament government and will set up by Bismarck.
>>78997786The German Empire collapsed because it lost a war and the victors intentionally destroyed it.
>>7899788>The German Empire collapsed because it lost a war A war that was controlled by its military who seized control over all its government institutions.
>>78997832lightsaber specialist>can put your hips and back into each attack to generate more force>can feint to catch opponents off guard>can do tricky shit like turning the saber on and off to get around an opponent's guard>can make use of long flowing swings to defend yourself against opponents from all angles>can deflect blaster boltsforce specialist>can absorb all life on an entire planet>can sever people's brainstems with a mere thought>can create and manipulate life>can create portals to instantly traverse the galaxy>can stop time for a full minute
>>78997888Willy was a belligerent moron who dismantled the delicate balance of power Bismark spent a lifetime cultivating. The concert of Europe had to fall eventually but he ensured it was about as catastrophic as it could be.
>>78997957Yes. We know the Expanded Universe to Star Wars is garbage.
>>78998013>France and Britain fight two World Wars to stop Germany from dominating Europe.>It still ends up dominating Europe.Hahahahaahaaaa
>>78997957You forget that SW essentially runs on rule of cool. Whether Vader could or could not sterilise planets meant nothing if he didn't look menacing on screen and Sheev's politics+ was infinitely more powerful than those powers some might consider... unnatural.
>>78997957Star Wars is a world where casters are largely better than martials, and most of the best martials use The Force
>>78998040And this make WW1 Germany less retarded how exactly? By then the African colonies were a drain on imperial resources but silly Willy still had to sperg out over "muh time in der sonne!".
>>78995956>BeastfolkCatboy is best race, of course.>LysMakes sense.>Treasure HunterAll about the dosh.>MeI'm a snowflake, yes sir.>Thief, Tesla, Athlete, SoldierMy electrical abilities make me more dangerous, plus can help in defeating electrical locks or traps or the like. Mostly, I choose to stick to ranged fighting, and being able to parkour up to high places definitely helps with sniping. >Cybernetic Spine, Healing, Air ManipulationBetter reaction times work great for my skills, plus I like the idea of increased durability. Healing magic is always nice, and Air Manipulation can help me if I have to leave my perch hastily.>Sniper Rifle, Revolver, Grappling GloveI can shoot at just about any range. The Glove may be a bit redundant with my skills, but might come in handy, if only because of the hidden blade.>Aethership, FrigateI plan to do a lot of stuff closer to ground, but might visit the floating islands. It's a good size for my needs.>Heavy Artillery, Hovercraft, Crew Rooms, KitchensI don't plan to fight other ships, but having a big gun should dissuade others. Hovercraft for exploring. The other upgrades make the place a cozy comfy home for me and my crew. >Aerian Traders (Human), Engineers (Goblin) 2x, Lys Warriors.An eclectic mixture of folks, the traders will help me pawn off treasures for good prices, while the goblin engineers are great for keeping our ship in shape. The Warriors will be handy in any skirmishes we might get in. >Parson (Pilot), August (Sailor), OxfordThe goblins handle engineering, freeing Parson to be a full time pilot. August is handy to have around, and hopefully can find some solace in treasure. Oxford's investigations align quite nicely with my own endeavors, and it's nice to have the mage along to help in exploring. Plus, he might have better insights into the places we're re-appropriating goods from. >MysteriesFuck the mysteries. I'm looking for treasure.
>>78998063>And this make WW1 Germany less retarded how exactly?France never recovered its male populace from the wars.
>>78998092And this makes WW1 Germany less retarded how exactly?
>>78996468>Dilute SolutionChronic pain is a bitch, this ought to help.>Bubbling Fat, Coffee Beans, Imitation Crab MeatEasier to stay fit, plus I can get more done in a day. Mimicry is mostly for fun.>Pure SugarEh, these flavors are mediocre, but this one feels like it won't screw me over as much.
>>78998125It cucked the French for generations to come.
>>78998197At the cost of getting involved in a war on poor terms and setting the Reich up for ineffectual revanchist and partition. Wilhelm was a retard and so is anyone's who'd excuse him with "you should see the other guy".
>>78998226Doesn't matter. Still cucked your enemy.
>>78998283Masterful geopolitics. I bet your head would explode if someone tried to explain how MAD works.
>>78998197Based, fuck frenchies
>>78998301>Nooo you cannot just collapse your empire and plunge the entire world into war just to cuck somebody.Hahaha borders disappear.
is this what pol is like
>>78996300Nice job to whoever compiled this. The original was a mess.Element - Air(10G)(50 Chakra)Age: Child (51)>HomeFire Nation>DrawbacksBanished (58)DishonoredHuntedPoverty (68)Rivalry - I'll take anyone else as a rival if you make a build. (70)Vengeful>Non-bender SkillsAcrobatic (68)Agile (64)Athletic (61)Attractive (59)Chi Blocking (Free: Dishonored)Heightened Senses (Free: Hunted)Martial Artist (56)Muscular/Strong (52)>Basic Airbending TechniquesAir Blast (50)Air Bomb (Free: Air)Air Cushion (48)Air Manipulation (Free: Vengeful)Air Punch/Kick (46)Air Shield (44)Air Suction (Free: Banished)Air Swipe (40)Breath of the Wind (38)>Master Airbending TechniquesAir Blades (30)Air Propulsion (24)Air Wake (16)Air Vortex (8)Hypersensitivity (0)>No items or mounts>CompanionsRin Yeeshan - Airbender2x Negative Reputation (-2 companions)I'll be an airbender on the run from the fire nation. Child because I get the longest remaining lifespan and it kind of implies I get better potential for it. Starting out I get fighting skills, the best physical stats, and some quintessential airbending techniques.
>>78998413No, pol has more ir porn.
>>78998413More like /his/
>>78998382Yup, utter retardation it is. Realpolitik would have got the similar results without being on the losing side of two world wars. Willy coped exactly like you do and ended his days begging for his throne back and if he'd lived longer would have seen German military imperialism definitively stamped out. Really makes you think.
>>78998447>Lose two world wars>Still dominate EuropeAlways winning baby.
>>78998476Not militarily. Militarily alone was always idiotic, realpolitik worked by using the military as one tool among many to exert influence.
>>78996468>Distilled VitaeGotta live longer>Songbird egg, Anglerfish Lure, Raven FeathersGotta live longer, and dope powers>Apple CiderI already make puns and this is the least invasive drawbackI take off 14 years of my life, returning me to an elementary schooler age-wise. Gotta live as long as possible.
>>78998013Willy was operating entirely on feelings of inadequacy next to Britain sourced primary from how the royal family (his relatives) hated him and made him feel sad as a child.
>>78996468>distilled vitae>coffee, songbird, spiderweb>hot saucefuck puns, morality is a spook.spider web could help my drawing maybe. everything aside from coffee and songbird is kinda eh.
>>78995995Sorry for being a coomer, but anyone know the source for Felicia's art?
cyoas where I have to beat wild animals to death with a shovel to survive?
Latest changelog:>Added TextanonWork needed is as follows:>IncompleteAnduinBlissDSAFumblemoreHexalbyLanguid CicadaNew ObserverPeilTextanon>Almost completenxtub (first cyoa description is a bit sparse, would be nice to have one more boon/bug/bane)Savestate (three boons, two banes)Sockminster (a boon and a bug)unDEFINED (description, more boon/bug/bane)>Haven't even startedclockworkGhost, EDG, Excelanon, Fox, GenieAnon, GiftedAnon, Homo author #1, Homo author #2, Homo author #3, Liminal, MaskAnon, Mithradates Excelsior, Overlord, Pallas, Quiet, RavenKing, SDA, Spadsey, Strife, TextAnon, Thoth, Thrallherd, and Tunebuggy (possibly more)
>>78997832>Darth Vakymas>The Backstreet>The AmbushTried to kill a Sith Lord in a dark alley. Didn't end well.>VengeanceHe killed my crew.>TyrannicalMy desire to kill him made me stronger.>The End Justifies, Way of Stability, RacismHe made me kill so many aliens I eventually lost count.>CitadelHe had quite the personal army at his disposal.>Wizard>Dual Wielding>Force-Based Style>Force Barrier, Force Citadel, Force Compass, Life Ritual, Surgical TelekinesisI was taught how easy it is to kill with the force, and how the only way to defend oneself against the force is with powerful barriers thus must be maintained perpetually in combat.>Fire Kill: Innocent peopleI was told to deliver a package to some remote facility. The package turned out to be a lightsaber, the facility was an arena, and the people inside were a large crowd of very confused aliens. My master locked us inside and told us that we'd all die unless we fought. I had no training and was extremely outnumbered but I had a lightsaber and they were unarmed. I slaughtered them all. Not just the men, but the women and children too.>Baptism of Fire: The horror of warWe were given heavy armor and flamethrowers and told to put a rebel stronghold to the torch. The screams were horrifying but I did learn that some aliens do indeed taste like chicken. The more you know.>Camp Fire Talk: The LegendHe taught me a technique that could consume life on a planetary scale. He used this to wipe out alien homeworlds and prolong his life.>Left for DeadWhen I saw the smug satisfaction in his eyes I realized I had been made a fool of. Killing him would have been exactly what he wanted. I would not give him the satisfaction. Instead I would bide my time and find something he loved and take it from him the same way he took my friends from me.
>>78998447>Realpolitik would have got the similar results without being on the losing side of two world warsHell, it wasn't just Willy's fuck up, politicking by Hitler's diplomats helped him expand his borders massively while declaring war completely ruined it all. Deciding to warmonger cost him an alliance with a Britain that was extremely eager to court Germany and set it up against France and Russia. We can look back on internal documents now and see how as long as he didn't make diplomatic land claims for places not occupied primarily by Germans, start a war, or violate Britain's obligations to Poland, they would've let him do basically whatever the fuck he wanted in Eastern and Central Europe.
>>78998808Oh wow, thanks mate.
>>78998752It's a given that I'm either taking Ritsu or Midori, but it depends on whether items/effects from their powers/worlds are retained after they switch off their power.
>>78998801Goblins might be too retarded to make shovels, but this meets the other parts
>>78998431>I'll take anyone else as a rivalOkay.>Background: Avatar + Child + Sun Warrior Temple [+6]>Basic Airbending: Air Ball + Air Blast [-2]>Master Airbending: Air Wake + Levitation [-7]>Basic Waterbending: Bloodbending + Water Bullet + Water Manipulation + Wave [-5]>Master Waterbending: Bloodbending + Maelstrom [-8]>Basic Earthbending: Earth Compression + Earthquake/Fissure + Ground Shift [-4]>Basic Firebending: Fire Whip + Lightning Redirection + Shield of Fire [-4]>Master Firebending: Lightning Generation [-4]>Avatar: Air Sphere + Strong Winds + Hurricane + Remote Waterbending + Tsunami + Water Compression + Compressed Rock Bullets + Powered Compression + Tectonics + Lightning Storm + Long-Range Multi-fire Whips + Simultaneous Bending [-42]>Skills: Empathy + Lucky + Royal Lineage>Reputation: -4>Drawbacks: Banished + Dishonored + Hotheaded + Loss of a Loved One + Poverty + Rival + Uncontrolled + Vengeful [+20]I am the rightful heir to the fire nation. Years ago a coup took place and the entire royal family was killed. All except for me. I snuck out of the palace by one of my family's loyal retainers who brought me to the Sun Warriors. There I lived in secret until eventually the usurpers caught wind and assassins were sent to finish the job. They failed to kill me but succeeded in killing my family's retainer who I had started to see as a father. What's more I was declared an enemy of the fire nation and vast riches were promised to any who brought the Firelord my head. I was completely consumed by anger and swore that I would have vengeance. What those traitorous bastards will soon find out is that they're not dealing with the average firebending warrior. I am the Avatar.I haven't the slightest clue how to use the avatar state, access my previous incarnations, or do anything at all related to the spirit world. I have more raw firepower than any bender who has ever lived but no training to show for it. I rely on massive AOE attacks in combat.
>>78997832While thinking about a dime-a-dozen "honorable, accepting of the light side sith" build, but I had a funnier idea:Darth MaforianThe BallroomThe Humble One - I thought I was being sly, checking out the various party goers in their low cut dresses, mentally comparing them to one another. My master seemed to approve of my taste...Hedonism - The true purpose of the Jedi is not to be the mortal enemy of the Sith, but to supply them with top tier waifus. My qt Jedi girl harem shall bring the galaxy to its knees.Eccentric - Darth Ro'sshi was an odd sortUnorthodox DoctrineMy SuccessorDaring In All ThingsPalaceWizardEmpty Hands - Those hands are gonna be needed for something else.Level 1Force LightningBattle PrecognitionForce ChokeForce StunLevel 2Force CorruptInvisibilityForce StasisLevel 3Time Stop - You know what this is forForbidden Love - Caught in the act - Master was so proud when he caught me with my first Jedi gf.Camp Fire Talk - The Legacy - My master told me of a technique that he himself had invented, and felt I was finally ready to learn it: The Heart Eyes. Get a Jedi to experience enough euphoria, and you can make her your waifu for life. Very difficult to get a Jedi in such a compromising scenario though...The Rival - Healthy Rivalry - She says it's her duty to defeat me, but I know she's totally tsundere for me.Epic Duel - It was inevitable really. My master long held that the shapely butt was the best thing about a Jedi girl, and while they are certainly worth of praise, I understand the truth. The REAL best part of a Jedi girl was her well-toned midriff. The duel was a trying ordeal, but in the end, I emerged victorious. Strangely enough, I miss the old coot.
>>78999051>Ancient Woods>Adventurer/Guard>Beastfolk/OrcMuch stronger, much tougher, much faster.>Perfect Specimen x2>Half Blood>TalentedI have very good genes.>Unique>Unnatural Selection>BlessedMy evolutions tend to be incredible.>Hud>StatusI can perfectly optimize my training regimens for maximum xp. Furthermore I can immediately identify my opponents strengths and weaknesses.>3 Silver CoinsEnough to buy a cheap spear from one of my fellow goblins.>Delayed Effect>Blocked Path>Strange Flora>Bottom of the Food ChainWith my Hud/Status power I can give my fellow goblins lots of valuable information that makes survival here much easier.I think I have a pretty good setup here. Having a powerful mother means I likely also have plenty of powerful siblings. A tougher starting area means more xp and I'm invaluable to the village because of my ability to provide detailed information of all the plants and animals. I deliberately avoided any "mental" bonuses because I wanted to preserve my mind so it's truly me going into the world. I'll have plenty of time to learn shit once I'm there.
>>78997832I feel like this could use some miscellaneous non-sith skills like starfighter piloting, tactics, or slicing.
>>78998092Actually, laws put in place to respond to the deaths of WW1 have ensured that France has a (slightly) higher fertility rate than the rest of Europe.
Posting my one of favorite cyoa in recent memory
>>78999633Oooh this looks good
Why haven't you released oc in the past 12 months
>>78999051>Ancient Woods>Treasure Hunter>Human>Unique >Blessed>Goblin's Wits>Charming >Low Presence>Magic Affinity (Enchanting)>Abandoned >Delayed Evolution>Goblin Slayer>Be the Girl>Free-Sekai>Blocked Path>Bottom of the Food Chain>Unnatural Selection>Linguist >Hud>Status>Fast Learner x2 >Magic Tome (Enchanting)High risk, high reward. The plan is to basically become Batman. Strike from the shadows with a utility belt full of useful gadgets, never pick a fair fight, never get seen. Hud + status + treasure hunter will let me learn a lot about enemies without engaging them, while low presence will let me stay hidden. Combine that with the mental boosts, and I should be able to come up with plans to take care of most enemies eventually. The downside of be-the-girl is neutralized by not having to deal with goblin society, the goblin slayer will have his hands full with the buffed up mobs in the area, and I've got a dungeon to delve for the sake of advanced technology I can try to reverse engineer and turn to my own purposes. If I don't die, I'm set.
>>78999719I'm busy with schoolwork
>>78999754drop outschool or the general
>>78999794I'm barely passing so don't tempt me
>>78998081>Treasure Hunter>Aethership>only defense is artillery and a single squad of Lys warriorsBuddy you're just begging for pirates to steal everything you own.Artillery shines when you're above the enemy and gravity is in your favor allowing you to amplify your superior range. It's much less useful when moving at high speeds close to the ground. They're too heavy for the fast tracking necessary to engage enemies in those conditions.I would recommend cannons and if you're not going to get a more hardy crew then machineguns as well.
I have return from the depths of /pol/ to bring you oc!BEHOLD:
>>78999719Excuse you, I've released two in that time
>>78999864I've never had a Tijuana hotdog, but it sounds delicious.Thank you frenposter
79000000 and /cyoag/ has no drama posting for eternity
>>79000000The dice have spoken
>>79000000Thy will be done
>>79000000So it is said so it shall be
>>79000000A good deed had been done this night.
>>78999051Goblin lord or monster lord are the best paths, not sure why people are obsessed with fighting themselves.
>>79000120Do you know how you become the goblin king, anon? You kill the previous king.Goblin lord is the worst possible path you can take. You'll be too weak to fight off your rivals and you'll always have a target on your head.
>>79000000IT IS DONE
Any good beatmen cyoas?
>>79000000BASEDCHECKEDREDPILLEDTHE MORALFAGS AND LOLISHITTERS SHALL NOW AGREE ON ONE THINGWE ALL LOVE CYOAS
>>78999633>Knife>Nazi Artifacts, Body Pillow>But the Future Refused to Change>Hand to Hand Combat lv3, Natural Endurance lv2, Natural Insight lv4>Utility Glove>Gender Change Potion>3Being of Indeterminate Gender wielding a Knife, Stuffed Lion of Free Market, Walking Pickle x2>Substance Abuse, Lewd 1>The Enigma Man, The Man who has Everything (Card, Sword)>Pass of Comfy CYOA, N-word Pass
>>79000218I'm assuming you pick one of the five?
>>78999864Where's my plain hotdog without any of these nasty toppings?
>>79000488the china one is as bland as it can getits literally a store brought hotdog in thin dough
>>79000545I guess, but that's not a proper bun. It's basically a pig in a blanket. Give me a world where people don't smear nasty shit like mustard, ketchup, sauerkraut, relish, bell peppers, raw onions, and the dozen other things I could name from that CYOA on food.
>>79000120I'd make it my goal to genocide all the other goblins and be the last gob, is why.
>>79000000Oh fuck bros... those digits... my will to shitpost is rapidly fading... damn it, not like this..
>>79000598You're a goblin yourself.
>>79000157You have a loyalty perk tho.
>>79000656Which is why I'd be the last gob, read.
>>79000673People are not going to accept you.
>>79000598goblin hornyness would lead you to restart the species
>>79000688That's fine, I don't need acceptance or praise for being a hero.>>79000693I'll just masturbate.
>>79000000Thine is the glory.
>>78999864Normally I go for a chili dog, like a Coney or maybe a Michigan but that Montreal is sounding insanely delicious right now
>>78998801Literally any island cyoa.
>>79000869I miss those desu. I remember when every cyoa I'd seen was basically either an island cyoa or a basement cyoa.
>>79000000>Berzerk Pack 2>Demon-Eater 2>Frenzied! 2>Combat Suit>Sniper Rifle>Spiked Knuckles>Crowbar>Fragmentation Grenade>MIRV Grenade>All Demons>The Gates to Hell>The Big Fucking Gun>The King of Hell
>>79000884A bunch were made recently
>>78996300>Non-Bender“Benders use the elements? I use the shadows”>Teenager“Im just starting my career, but my name is gonna go down in history”>Assassin“Even the avatar needs to eat, a drop of poison can change the world”>Ba Sing Se“Keep close to the money, and won’t want for anything”>Acrobatic, Agile, Athletic, Herbal Knowledge, Heightened Senses, Muscular/Strong, Martial Arts, Weapons Master, Survivalist, Wealthy.“I’ve got all the skills I need to do my job, and the money to show for it. From peasant to kings, no job is too big”>Spirit Mask, Dagger * 2, Kama * 2, Throwing Knives * 3 (9 total), Maps, Telescope, Vial of Poison * 4.“I’ve got all the tools I need, and then some. No amount of guards can stop a knife thrown from the crowd”>Rin Yeeshan, Aiku Amero, Kyra Fen Gyo“Kyra and Rin are just free spirits looking for things to do, and Aiku needs some help. Quest to clear her name/avenge her dad/restore her as head of the Amero family is now our goal, and with an assassin on our side, this will be a piece of cake with the payout of a lifetime.“So there it is, a young assassin and his friends go out on adventures to bring justice by killing bad guys and to get rich. Plus, he gets to bring those stuck up benders down a notch by reminding people why they should still be afraid of the dark”
>>79000000Checked and fucking witnessed. GLORIOUS.
>>79000000No... This can’t be happening... All of my shitposts undone in just a single post? It’s not fair, dramabros...
>>79000000His power level, is over...79000000!
>>79000598At that point, why wouldn't you pick the perk that lets you evolve into something outside of the goblinoid paths?
>>79001180Species>ElfTraining>Tier 1 SchemingSkills>Duelist -1>Ranger -3>Argonaut -4>Metamagic -8>Realis Phrase -15Magic>Spirit Fire -4I am the 1-shot elf. I solo bosses by making use of Duelist, Ranger, Argonaut, and Metamagic to cast an overwhelmingly powerful max rank Spirit Fire that often kills bosses in a single hit. Thankfully due to Metamagic I need not be relegated to backline casting.Familia>Custom God>God of Beauty>Hovel --> Home --> Grand Hall --> Extras --> Estate --> Casino --> VaultQuests>Peacekeeper (free Scheming)>Expedition (+5 points)Companions>Veris Caron: Level 1 Elven Magic Swordsman>Tara Arissen: Level 2 Elven Ranger>Paris Cirillo: Level 3 Half-Elven Archer>Nia Rosser: Level 4 Elven Mage>Winnie Cattell: Level 5 Elven MageWe're a familia comprised entirely of elves. We're primarily known for our casino which is run by our lower ranking members. Every member of our familia knows how to gather information and use it for the familia's benefit. Our goddess is one that embodies the natural beauty and grace of the elves.
>>79000201I keep seeing this girl around TG, sauce?
>>78999864Japan hotdog is cute give me a couple of them.
>>79000000/cyoag/ is saved bros!
>>79000000That someone would waste their awesome power to resolve our petty squabbles is touching.
>>79001861>>79000201Seconded. Source please!Italics'... 2nd? 3nd? CYOA in the pipeline is adventure anime-furry land.
Who would you choose to make a proper fallout cyoa?
>>78995726>>78995748>>78995820>>78995838>>78995859At least it wasn't the Waifu Catalogue. Christ, did you know if the guy behind that likes something from the stories written with it, he'll make it part of the 'canon'?QQ's a weird place, I tell you.
>>79002481Sad about fairies being thrown under the bus like twice :(
>>79000000CYOAG is the strongest general on /tg/. Lolifag and moralfags no longer welcomed with their drama.
>>79003503That was the weakest dramatist I've seen in ages.Whaddya know, gets work
>>79000000I'll get back to working on OC, oh mighty anon.
>>79000000W A S T E DG E T
>>78999051>Goblins only reproduce by capturing women of other racesAaaaand it's trash.Why do you people keep trying to push in your stupid fucking fetishes into cyoas?
>>79000000>Berzerk Pack Level 2, Demon-Eater Level 2, Frenzied Level 2>Light Armour (Combat Suit)>Spiked Knuckles>Fragmentation Grenade, MIRV Grenade>Zombies, Spiders, Imps, Hellhounds, Crossbowmen, Knights, Chaos Marines, Kaboomers, Chargers, Greater Imps, Cacodemons, Bulks, Snipers, Succubi, Fiendbats, Minotaurs>No Companions>The Gates To Hell, The Big Fucking Gun (Plasma Fist), The King of Hell>Combat SuitLet's fucking go.
>>79004127wait what the fuck i made almost the exact same build as this guy >>79000921 shit fuck
>>78999864What the fuck are Brazil and Sweden doing?And does that Amsterdam abomination taste good?
>>79004138Anon... Please take your meds...
>>79004120Just rape some girls anon. You like girls don't you?
>>79004166>like>girlsHoly cringe... asexuals and aromantics are the true worthy.
>>79004120Because it’s based.
>>79004166I'm not an degenerate faggot like you. I'd prefer to fuck goblin girls instead of this cuckshit. Being Goblin King sounds cool, but not if it's fetish goblins
>>79004279>>79004364You should go back.
>>79004376YOU Should go back to /d/ where all ntrshitters like you belong
>>79004391>goblin rape is ntr wow
>>78999051>Goblins are an all male race who must rape to propagate themselves>not an all female race that must rape to propagate themselves
>>79004450Get this monster girl shit out of here.
>>79004450>not an all female race that must rape to propagate themselvesThis but with a perpetually loli race of monstergirls
>>79004477i am making them the dominant species all on my own
>>79004477I need that cyoa, MGI wasn’t enough
>>79000000wow, nice numbers anon
>>79005668Normal, skillNormal, ally>If a cloak hid my visage I could have blended in with a crowd of those dream figuresReign of Giants, ally>Not so in the realm of my Lumbering LordsMightLow Profile>Unlike the meek I do not cloak myself out of fearHandlerManhunter>Beast and Man, I often find traits of the later in the presense of the former. These lines of work aren't far apart.Mutt>A friend from distant childhood, some nights we may have been mistaken as belonging to the same broodCyclops>A kindred spirit in our outlooks. Not all of them but enough for an understanding.Handyman>A working relationship. He developes the tools and I put them in to practiceBestial Taint, trait>Perhaps the reason for many of the outlooks I hold. When the hood is drawn back is it fear or disgust that causes the reactions I receive? My reputation insures it's the former.Stray Thoughts>Odd tidings along the borders of my Lumbering Lords domain. I have been beseeched to invistigate the source of these tales.Leviathan's Wake>The source of my task? No, but perhaps it can point me in the right direction. Or perhaps to much darker things besides.Forest of Hands and Teeth>Mutt and I feel oddly at ease. The hunter and the hunted.Combine>A waystop on our journey. Let them try and cage us and we'll see who ends up collared.Titan Cults>Shadows and whispers. A guiding light or a will-o'-the-wisp? Only time will tell.Light Work>A fine tool that will be finer still once Handyman has his turn with it.Haruspex's Handbook>Given the task at hand and the path that has been plotted for us it seemed only prudent to be given such knowledge.
Did that guy from the other day create the mspaint oc?
>>79004466Monster girls are the heart and soul of /tg/.
>>79005859And so are lolis but still the faggots scream about their imaginary tradcon /tg/.
>>79000000Aiieee I'm disappearing. Save me, Anons.
>>78995682I wish there were more of these meta ones
>>79005906DID YOU NOT SEE THE DIGITS???? >>79000000
I woke up today and my burning hatred of Rosanon has just disappeared. I don't even remember what Rosanon did that upset me so much.
>>79006296Wtf go back to hating rosanon. At this rate you're going to reach a level of cringe never seen by human eyes before
>>79006251Lolis aren’t shitposting or dramaposting faggot
>>79006336NTA, but you're retarded and trying to shitpost/start drama. Neck yourself. This ends the conversation permanently, don't @ me.>>79006296Shut the fuck up tranny.
>>79006323If I don't remeber why I hated Rosanon, it mustent have been a great deal or I would have remembered. Rosanon makes good CYOAs and likes lewd shit like yuri. Rosanon is okey in my book! There is no such a thing as a bad pervert.
>>79006362>don't @ me.>
>>79000000So this is the power of get.Not bad...
>>79006296>blatantly off-topic seethe postingRent free and all that, enjoy your three day vacation
Why would a loving god torture his creations forever?
>>79006837God is a free will chad. You can do whatever you want in life. You'll be judged in death.
>>79007015This is the most common way to brush off the question, yes. You'd think with the amount of times it's been used in History people would start to realise how utterly unsatisfying it is.
>>79006837Is this the exact quote from Epicurus? I mean, I'm not particularly educated on antiquity, but were there even monotheistic religions (ones large enough you could reasonably expected someone such as Epicurus to know of them) back then?With that being said, the more I get to know about him, the more Epicurus seems to be a cool guy.
>>79007055>it's unsatisfying because it's the common responseYou'd think with the amount of times mathematicians have asserted that 2+2=4 people would start to realize how utterly unsatisfying it is.
>>79007015You didn't answer his question. Why eternal torment for finite wrong?>60 IQ nig steals flat screen>dies during police shooting>experiences eternal tormentThe nig barely had a functioning brain and was raised in the hood where not a word of serious religion was mentioned. Why does he deserve to burn forever?
>>79007223for being a nig
>>79007223Most people are going to get purgatory. It takes a real special kind of person to go directly to heaven or hell.
>>79007149NTA, but you're correct. His post would be more accurately phrased >"You'd think with the amount of times it's been refuted in History people would start to realise how utterly unsatisfying it is."How can god be omnipotent if there is free will? He either can predict the peoples actions, in which case he is omnipotent and there is no free will, or he cannot due to interference from 'free will' and is not omnipotent.
>>79007149It's not unsatisfying because it's common, it's common despite being unsatisfying. As in, it doesn't satisfy the demands of the question and yet it keeps being bought up anyway.
>>79007352Purgatory was literally invented wholesale by the church as a way to sidestep that question. It failed, and is recognised as real by literally no-one, not even the church that invented it, because it's fake and gay and so are you.
>>79007358If you are not actively shooting fire out of your hands does that mean you can't?Omnipotence does not mean being in a perpetual state of using all powers you have available.You have the power to see, but you also have the power to close your eyes and not see things for however long you wish. Removing means that you'll always be seeing things, but this actually means you have less power, not more, as you're now no longer capable of turning your power off.
>>79007470>You have the power to see, but you also have the power to close your eyes and not see things for however long you wishYes. So God CHOOSES to allow suffering and evil in the world. You see the dilemma inherent in the question. It's not "how powerful is god", it's "Assuming that god has the powers that are ascribed to him in the bible, why is his creation so shit?"
>>79007451shut the fuck up anon my indulgence better send me to heaven
>>79007470>If you are not actively shooting fire out of your hands does that mean you can't?Well, no if you phrase it like that, but on the oher hand, i quite obviously fucking can't, so why is that the analogy you went with?
>>79007470God is also supposed to be omniscient, though. You could argue that he "just isn't exerting his ability to see the future" for omnipotence, but by definition omniscience means he knows everything, not could know everything. Hence, he either can or cannot predict the future, in which case their is/isn't free will.
>>79007470>Removing means that you'll always be seeing things, but this actually means you have less power, not more, as you're now no longer capable of turning your power off.So god *could* create a boulder so heavy that he couldn't lift it?If you have Omnipotence, Omniscience, and Omniprescence, then you are by definition all-knowing in all places at all times. If you can choose to turn it off, then you're either none of those things for the purposes of the question, or all of those things and are therefore a dick.
is there a warhammer fantasy cyoa that isn't Jumpchain? if there is, please post here
>>79007734God also can't add 2+2 together to get 5. Using illogical statements as a gotcha is the most tired and nonsensical rebuttal you can give. Do you have an actual issue with this or are you just going to stretch definitions to suit your needs?
>>79007935>Using illogical statements as a gotcha is the most tired and nonsensical rebuttal you can giveThe illogical statement is that God is all-powerful and there is nothing that he can't do. The question is highlighting the absurdity of the concept of omnipotence. You're throwing out $5 accusations and zingers you recycled from yourself 5 minutes ago to cover for the fact that you have no actual answer to questions that are designed to demonstrate paradox, and rather then admitting that's what it did, you're actually getting insecure.You're insecure about the fact that you can't answer a question that's unanswerable.
>>79007935Why would an omnipotent being be obstructed by logic?
Has there been complete radio silence from ZBG since his last updates in February? The tech-demo I found in the archive was intriguing and I hope he's still working on his VN.
>>79008154He's been around since then, mostly showing off concept art for his characters.
I blame the demiurge
>>79008201Really? Has he been posting without using his username then? Because according to 4plebs his last posts were made in February.
>>79008242demiurge did nothing wrong
>>79007550Peace and tranquility is what the afterlife is for anon.Life is a test and a lesson. Maybe every spirit that inhabits existence knew what they were getting in to? Why blame god for giving us choice.
>>79008384Shut UP you dork demiurge i am gonna kick yuor sand castle
>>79008242If you don't like existence then get out you fag.
>>79008430stop being mean
>>79008401the afterlives are shit though. in heaven you just praise god eternally and in hell you burn forever. both are shit, one is just slightly worse, but the eternity of it makes them both equally bad in the long run
>>79008124So your entire issue is semantics. Great. What a worthless discussion.>>79008149The question presumes a logical basis. You cannot add 2+2 to get 5 because the rules were set and agreed upon by both the question asker and the question answerer beforehand. If you do not presume a logical basis then all you're asking at that point is "Can any circumstances be set where the statement 2+2=5 is true?" and the answer is of course yes. You could redefine and reinterpret to make anything be whatever you want it to be.
>>79008485I've seen more transparent methods of backing out, but not often.
>>790085391v1 me bitch i will put you on the ground i swear on me mum
>>79008480Complete oblivion is obviously the best afterlife.
cyoas for this feel?
>>79008633I prefer morrowind desu
>>79008480Maybe neither of those are accurate?It's hard for me. I believe in the existance of the divine and that, in their own way, they are benevolent towards us.But I also believe that humanity is deeply flawed and have twisted the knowledge of the existence of the divine to suit our own selfish purposes.Maybe there isn't a heaven and hell as we understand them? Maybe there are things better. Or worse.
>>79008796yeah, hopefully its not like that.
>>79008664here you go bro
>>79007451by the same metric so has hell, the bible itself does not mention hell as the eternal torment, that sold by the catholic church and made up.All you get if you are a shithead is death eternal the second death.
>>79008992Correct. I honestly don't understand why you'd phrase this as a contradiction.
Any cyoa that writes women like actual women beings?
Does anyone have the tiny ant cyoa?
>>79009191>60 IQ nig steals flat screen>dies during police shooting>experiences eternal tormentBecause the original argument rested on the fact that the robber would experience eternal torment for his actions.
>>79009313real people suck anyway.
>>79009589The original argument centred around the fact that this was wrong, and not the way that a just universe would work. The poster dodged this by invoking purgatory.So the original argument was that Hell is bullshit, and i added to that by saying that purgatory is non-canonical bullshit. You've furthered my argument by pointing out that hell is semi-canonical bullshit too. Again, it's not a contradiction.
>>79009669I wish women sucked more
>>79009815as in your dick? failed normie
>>79009313What do you mean by this?
>>79009313Actual beings suck. I prefer ideals.
>>79009313are they? sometimes they seem to be barely sentient.
>>79009852Three-dimensionally, with desires and dreams beyond the self insert's—I mean protagonist's—chosen cock.
>>79009922There is a good couple anon. Go check the allsync
>>79009922.... I get this it bait put put some effort in for fucks sake. This isn't a book you get a few lines at best describing the gril and if it isn't a waifu cyoa there is nothing that indicates their desire to fuck the protag.
>>79009922Thats not a very demanding criteria desu. Plenty of cyoa have female characters that have stuff going on beyond being a romanceable option.The issue is that cyoa have limited space for information. Theres only so much you can cram into the 100 odd words you get to describe someone in your average cyoa.
>>79009983you musn't have read a lot of cyoas
>>79009922That's most cyoas. The only thing is that not a single bit of information about any character matters, except for "do they want to fuck me / fuck me over". Everything else is superfluous.If you want a deeper cut on any character, go read a book.
>>79009922Why do you define three dimensionality by whether they're casually DTF with the player or not?
I unironically only care about companions in cyoas if they are dtf. Why would I bother with a girl who wouldn’t even put out?
>>79010301This. It also doesn’t help that the authors who write girls who aren’t dtf are always the shittiest fucks here. Italics writes good characters, dta writes good characters, lots of waifu cyoas have good waifus, but every time there’s a cyoa where the girls aren’t dtf or where you have to fulfil some kind of personality requirement for them to be dtf, it’s universally terrible in a dozen different ways.
>>79010400>or where you have to fulfil some kind of personality requirement for them to be dtfIm sorry youre a universally unlikable person anon. Im not
>>79010301>>79010400never write anything pls
>>79010431it bait baka
>>79010431That wasnt exactly a risk anon.
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>>79010400>where you have to fulfil some kind of personality requirement for them to be dtfThis is the thing I hate the fucking most, even more than the total prudes. I never will forget almost enjoying Bloodborne 2, making a casterchad build, thinking that one yandere was hot, and reading that she hates casters and kills them on sight. Then the tomboy caster waifu is asexual. None of them like you beforehand or are attracted to you by default. All of the waifu options require you to be or do something that isn’t your build or isn’t you.It’s so fucking shit.
>>79007099No, it isn't. IIRC, that quote was attributed to him by a christian author who lived centuries after epicurus did, who attributed the argument to epicurus. At the time epicurus lived you're right that it would have been multiple gods in the greek pantheon rather than monotheism.A lot of shit has been lost over the centuries of course so it's not unusual - actually it's kind of standard - to only know about a philosopher's ideas through other people referencing them or claiming to repeat their ideas. A lot of the time we only know the name of their works.We do know that epicurus wrote on the gods and divinity. If it did come from epicurus, more likely the later author was just using an argument epicurus made and adapting it to the christian god. So he might have originally been arguing against divinity or whatever or just presenting an argument against the idea. It's pretty unlikely he was an atheist in the sense we understand though, at any point in his life, he was likely just making a good argument.
Foggy Mountain Breakdown makes me want to go on an axe-murdering spree more than anything else I've ever heard. Something about it just connects with the primal lizard brain in a way nothing else does. Fuck, I want to lose my mind and batter down the door to someone's house to dismember them into five even-sized pieces everytime I hear the banjo riffs.
>>79010431I’ve written some well received waifu cyoas.
Anyone got the link to that redditor seething at one of tok's cyoas because the female characters were presented in a bad light
>>79010531>I never will forget almost enjoying Bloodborne 2holy shit sameI was so angry when I got to the waifu section, found half of it was husbandos, and all of the waifus had these faggy terms and conditions that applied to any relationship. And it wasn’t that they loved you, it was just that, a fucking relationship that was only POSSIBLE. No love, no marriage, just a POSSIBILITY of dating them if you went down a checklist of preferences. And they ALL had these massive fucking issues like being insane, being a criminal, being a different type of insane, being fucking asexual, like who the fuck put an asexual waifu in a cyoa? It didn’t help that the art was fugly.
>>79010531>>79010698Imagine getting so ass blasted by not getting pandered to that you still have public meltdowns a year later. One could call it pathetic, even.
>>79010730It’s not pandering for waifus to exist and be waifuable.
>>79010590no gil no one liked them
New Thread >>79010612
>>79010779That’s why you can tell I’m not gil.
>>79010730To be fair, asexuality is a SJW meme so anyone putting it in a CYOA is pretty fucking suspect.
>>79010944Welcome to AHS.
>>79010539Thanks for the small history lesson.Doesn't change my opinion about Epicurus though.
>>79010779Plenty of people liked sapphire knights bride.
>>79007223Catholics invented hell. In the original translation of the Bible hell is never mentioned. instead the Catholics translated the words Sheol, Gehenna, and Hades all to the single word hell, and each of these words has nothing to do with some eternal pit of torment. They didn't even bother coming up with an original name, they just took the nordic god of the underworld, Hel, and used her name for it.
>>79011615shut up shut up shut up I won't hear it from you anonthe catholics have done right by me
>>79012242The romans had always done the same thing. Using religion as a tool to control Non-romans. When Christ became too poular to ignore they didn't adopt it, they adapted it. Made it friendly for roman ears. Then they needed the Pagans on board so they made it more Pagan. Those Godless Jews in Israel are closer to Christians than Catholics are.
>>79004120>>Goblins only reproduce by capturing women of other racesOur mythology has Amazons, which is just the gender-flipped equivalent.
>>79012969>Amazons only reproduce by capturing men of other racesWeeb shit, nigger. Amazons aren't a fantasy race, their just a bunch of angry cunts that killed my boy Theseus.
>>79011615Proof ? I'm genuinely interested, even if off-topic.
>>79013240I go on Wikipedia, and I see the third sentence:>"Their society was closed for men and they only raised their daughters, either killing their sons or returning them to their fathers, with whom they would only socialize briefly in order to reproduce."Amazons wouldn't have any men in their society except for reproduction, so they must have only reproduced by capturing/seducing men of other societies.
>>79013442that... that just proved what he said.
Hey does anyone have that bleach cyoa
>>79000000I'll believe it when I see it.
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