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>>77700853
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Latest changelog:

>Added JRPG
>Finished Thistlewaite

Work needed is as follows:

>Incomplete
Anduin
Bliss
DSA
Fumblemore
Hexalby
Languid Cicada
New Observer
Peil

>Almost complete
nxtub (first cyoa description is a bit sparse, would be nice to have one more boon/bug/bane)
Savestate (three boons, two banes)
Sockminster (a boon and a bug)
unDEFINED (description, more boon/bug/bane)

>Might need a rewrite
Acheld (claim it is too mean)
Aromage (adding slashfiction feels a little too much)
Eternal Anon (glowing eyes and halo?)
Gil (adding slashfiction feels a little too much)
Highlander (claim it is too mean)
Sandnigger (claim it is too mean)

>Haven't even started
clockworkGhost, EDG, Excelanon, Fox, GenieAnon, GiftedAnon, Homo author #1, Homo author #2, Homo author #3, Liminal, MaskAnon, Mithradates Excelsior, Overlord, Pallas, Quiet, RavenKing, SDA, Spadsey, Strife, TextAnon, Thoth, Thrallherd, and Tunebuggy (possibly more)
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>>77696483
>Gender
Boy
>Body
Trap (46)
>Alterations
Gentle Puberty (45)
Quick Learner (42)
Bubble butt (40)
Easy Gains (39)
Impressive (37)
Public speaking (35)
Creativity (32)
Allure (29)
Safeguard (28)
>Home
>City
Suburban (26)
>House
Big House (19)
>Special Rooms
Huge Kitchen (18)
Outdoor pool (16)
Sauna (15)
Music Room (Free special room)
Live-in-maid (14)
>Own Room
Electronics (12)
Neat (11)
Artistic (10)
>Parents
Bonus points (15)
>Relationship Status
Married (10)
>Personality Traits:
Dad : Protective, Lax, Hardworking (7)
Mom : Strict, Ambitious, Wise (4)
>Younger Siblings
Rin (free younger sibling)
Hina (2)
>Older Siblings
None
>Helpers
>Maid
Hailey (0)
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This should be the definitive version of CYOAce. I hope I've unfucked the stats system, and that the plane classes are more balanced like that!
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CYOAG GENDER POLL
Female CYOA Gamers Rise Up!
https://strawpoll.com/sw9r53vkr
https://strawpoll.com/sw9r53vkr
https://strawpoll.com/sw9r53vkr
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>>77700853
Good on you for using recent OC in OP anon. Very good.
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Apparently there are some anons here who don’t know their /cyoag/ history.

>AHS makes bloodborne 2, it's shit but who gives a fuck about reddit franchise garbage
>AHS comes here and posts planeswalker rising, many anons dislike it for the moralfaggotry and his behavior in the thread towards anons offering completely normal suggestions for improvement (like easy unlimited shapeshifting, more free powers, no oversight by mentors)
>AHS gets a small group of dedicated shitposters who are absolutely puritanical about anything they see as coomer or bad
>They shill the cyoa fucking constantly and use it as a club to bonk the horny out of the whole general
>This encourages more crossposters to come in, as the culture has seemingly changed to be more accepting of them because of the large numbers of redditors in the thread
>Lolicons get shit on constantly as the AHS fanboys assault them for even daring to mention their fetish
>Enough is enough
>They push back, some harder than they should because of the overwhelming levels of shitposting
>AHS rips off Witch with awful fanfiction and shits on the general even harder than before
>He rightfully gets shit for his terrible behavior, cancerous attitude, and refusal to accept criticism
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>>77700993
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>>77700993
I think that you might want to wait until next thread. That one demographic of coomer shitposters is riled up again.
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Americans suffer awful threads, it's the price to pay for fast replies.
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I'll wait until this retarded shit blows off
See you in a few months, I'll bring OC again
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>>77701023
Can I be the little girl?
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>>77701001
Leave it to women to be so annoying.
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>>77701028
>projecting it on us
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>>77701039
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED
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>>77701023
Black Magic 2 this year?
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>>77701023
Will the lolifags ever fuck off?
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>>77701017
>>77700993
aaand here's the mission sheet. You don't have to add it to a build, it's a way to keep playing or to see how your stats and choice apply in the game's universe.
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>>77701023
Will my cyoas be enjoyed after I'm gone?
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>>77701058
I mean, he didn't get a no to be fair
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>>77701039
Lmao
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>>77701023
Will I ever achieve semi-chadhood ?
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>>77701023
>>77701064
ok then
will the shitposters ever fuck off?
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>>77701089
Haha.
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>>77701096
Sonic has spoken shitposters get rekt
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>>77701096
You did it son!
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>>77701023
Should I make a shitpost cyoa?
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>>77701023
should I even bother making another cyoa
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>>77701028
eh, too bad. I guess I'll repost it a couple days later if it's drowned in shitposting today.
I still hope the faggotry won't be too strong in this thread.
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>>77701023
>>77701100
Is this anon a cuck ?
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>>77701023
New OC soon?
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>>77701121
>I still hope the faggotry won't be too strong in this thread.
I once thought as you did
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>>77701023
Will Tok ever leave these threads?
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>>77701023
are you an AHSfag, sonic totem?
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Pick your politi-waifu
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>>77701120
>>77701130
Sonic CYOA?
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World Of Moral Reversal CYOA, still taking ideas.
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>>77701023
Will the lolibros and moralbros ever unite against the real evil?
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>>77701023
If I shoved sonic totem up my ass would I gain unlimited power?
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>>77700929
>>77700906
>>77700864
I've seen this author's work around. Is he reddit?
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>>77701193
yes.
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>>77701023
>>77701174
Will the lolibros and moralbros ever unite against the real evil?
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>>77701149
Facism based on looks, theocracy based on power.
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>>77701149
Technocracy > Socialism > Power gap > Anything Else
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Lunch time, anon! It's pizza day.
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>>77701193
Yes, but so are most of the good authors these days.
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>>77701161
Sonic Cyoa soon, Hype!
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>>77701202
no... this war will never end will it...
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>>77701002
It's how you know the OP isn't celt.
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>>77701149
Once again the best build is a Technocracy guy allying with one of the others. Like a Theocracy guy saying the Technocracy guy has the perfect plan for technologically uplifting mankind.
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>>77701217
We truly live in terrible times.
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>>77701009
>he's flatly ignored because rollshit showed up to distract everyone
lmao
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>>77701209
Pepperoni & garlic bread
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>>77701217
there won't need to be a war because all of the shitposters are going to go and stay go
>>77701096
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>>77701120
whatthe fuck does that mean totem
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>>77701136
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>>77701209
Garlic bread, Supreme
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>>77701302
you understand now, don't you?
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>>77701301
SONIC CYOA
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>>77701257
I bet you’re just gloating over that.
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>>77701023
Oh mighty sonic totem!
Will cyoas ever become real?
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>>77701209
Big Cheese, Cheesecake
I'll have the shits all night long after the cheese overdose, but it's worth it.
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>>77700864
This is the first time I've seen this.

>What was I ?
•Psychically Gifted (+18PP/1CRS); some have two tongues, I have this.
>Associates
•Palladio (+300$); he seems chill.
•Joel; poor guy, maybe I could help him out ?
•Lily; reminds me of my mom, nice.
>Psychic Abilities (20)
•Sixth Sense (Major Talent) (18); I always hated visiting grandma's grave.
•Spirit Channeling (Gifted) (15); a cool part trick, too bad no one ever believed me.
•Retrocognition (Major Talent) (12); I know your search historic perfectly, speak if you want it to stay a secret.
•Telepathy (Major Talent) (9); people are very rude, and very perverted.
•Transvection (Major Talent) (6); an impressive talent to have in sport's class.
•Psychokinesis (Gifted) (0); one day you're an asshole, then boom ! Ghost punch. But it wasn't a ghost, it was me !

>Neighborhood
•Nakatomi Center (+2PP); computer ghosts are pretty scary.
>Black Markt (1800$)
•Glock 23 (1350) (+1RLPDsus.); I'm not bad at shooting stuff myself.
•Suppressor (1070) (+1RLPDsus.); sshhhh...don't make this any harder than it has to be.
•Silver Bullets (980); I killed a ghost with this. Imagine dying twice, what a loser.
•Yõuling Shãshou (230) (+2Lán Qíshì Fav.); always dreamt of stabbing a bitch.
•Video Cassette (30); oh boy, there are some girls I'm thinking about...

>The Court of Rosaries (5)
•The Other You (3); oh-oh god! IS THAT A MIRROR ? AAAAHHHH I'M GOING INSAAANNEE !
•Passengers of the Silver Vedas (0); always hated the sea. I've got to close doors more often.
•Eidolon of Decay (-3); whooops, gotta go !
>The Roselight Police Department (2)
•Mahavihara Robotics «Peacekeepers» (-1); robot cunt ever so hard.
>Lán Qíshì (2)
•Homunculi; this is terrible...let's put them to rest. They deserve it.
•Augurers; do they think their weak bodies and punny magic could ever match my Psychokinetic might ? Fools !
>The Deo Volente (3)
•Cyrokinesis; chill out...get it ?
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>>77700993
Retard you took away the bombs
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>>77701264
>>77701325

B-bu-bu-bu-but what about your second slice anon? Are you on a diet?
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>>77701149
Socialism is the boon that best suits my own plans and approaches. I waste too much time trying to maximize effient processes, even if the cost is greater than the savings.

Democracy has great potential for lewd things - it never states there needs to be more than 3 people participating in the vote, or that votes can have negative effects to me:
>should Girl A be my wife, performing her wifely duties? Yes or no
See how easy it is to make pp hard on a guy with a mind control fetish?
The trick will be in framing the vote properly, and being careful with the population size.
>should CEO's be forced to earn no more than 100x the lowest-paid employee?
That can be easily asked in enough countries to where we can force America and China to oblige as well. (Trouble is they'll use daughter-companies that are owned by their big company, and only rich people are hired in the big company).

Republicanism is also fun. Mostly because it sounds fun to make reasonable arguments for certain beliefs:
>I just think it's awfully convenient that persons of a certain faith are overrepresented in psychology, politics and the financial field
Also because muh mind control fetish.

Theocracy would be the easiest way to achieve my "world change" fetishes. I can always change things back, but it only affects religious people. I would definitely use it to enforce that only persons of certain skin colors have babies.

Ultimately I'm going with
>Republicanism
Democracy loses only barely. I like the subtle mind control, the Inception-style where the target doesn't realize I've tampered with her mind. Where she does [lewd action] because she genuinely believes she chose to do so of her own free volition. She's completely forgotten I told her it's reasonable to help a sexually starved man to get rid of his frustration, especially when we're friends and she's single.
muh pp hard
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>>77701340
that's not happening
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>>77701374
I didn't take them away, external weight is now modular. You've got a set amount of external weaponry you can carry, and according to the mission, you can use it to carry bombs, torpedoes, rockets or drop tanks.
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>>77701351
>Yes
IT'S HAPPENING
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>>77701380
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>>77701340
I bet there's something on jumpchain if that'll float your boat
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>>77701382
Oh my mistake. I'll take Big Cheese then as well, thank you.
I shall be a cyberpunk landlord
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>>77701459
Only Tok CYOAs
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>>77701475
Do Jumpchain even make things? last time I went there there was nothing but RPers.
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>>77701368
>•Cyrokinesis; chill out...get it ?
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>>77701209
Gimme Supreme, Pepperoni, and Garlic Bread. Going to be a suave author writing propaganda to encourage asteroid mining which should be easier to accomplish with bootleg sci-fi tech.
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>>77701495
They do have their own content, and they don't like ours. I discovered that when shitposting in their general by posting PR and calling it Jumpchain 2.0.
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>>77701171
>Degrees of moral reversals
>do the male version of tomboys exist?
>What exact morals are reversed
Is it biological i.e. "women are horny monsters, men are not"? Is it sociological (is that even a word?) like our world i.e. "both women and men are horny, but only women are 'allowed' to act"? Or maybe "women are expected to be horny, men are expected to deny their needs"?
>dating rules
Are women expected to flirt with men? Are women expected to pay for dates?
>sluts
Are men sluts for having the sex? Are women studs for slutting around?
>female ceo's
This is a fetish for mine, so my pp would like anything that will make it more likely to date a female ceo who wears a suit and a tight pencil skirt, who's fatigued and cooms when I rub her shoulders and wants me to take care of the kids as she destroys her competitors.
>>77701209
>garlic bread
Give AI-fu please.
>Pepperoni
Would have liked to wait a few months for when I start learning the basics of being a code monkey, but alright. Free expert knowledge of playing the bassed instrument, Excel and macro God-powers and something relating to psychology and communication.
>supreme
Fetish + super useful for my work + fun
Meatlovers won't work on me, there aren't enough attractive women around me. Feels bad.
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>>77701495
They must, they have a few google drives of content. I've had a brief look at them, they actually looked pretty good. They're basically just franchise-based CYOAs.
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>>77701495
>Do Jumpchain even make things?
anon.. have you seen the last few of these threads? there is no moral high ground here
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>>77701523
Uncultured swines, they should have been on their filthy knees licking your feet for providing such a blessing.
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>>77701548
>franchise-based CYOAs.
What the fuck, I gotta check this out. Cya, /cyoag/ losers.
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>>77701509
I asked you a question.
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>>77701463
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>>77701523
Sounds like they have good taste.
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>>77701523
>even the jumpchainers don’t like PR
imagine how shit it must be then
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>>77701523
Jumpchain anon here, the reason we shit on you is because planeswalker rising is one of the worst cyoas of 2020, if not of all time. Never come to our general again.
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>>77701680
Post the best jumpchain cyoa of all time.
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>>77701149
>Anarchy
2/10. Situationally useful, but difficult to apply towards extending my lifespan.
>Democracy
6/10. With careful enough wording, many major coordination problems of today could be removed, dedicating the human species to extending human lifespan. All severe crime and corruption would cease. Autistic tantrums would cease. Nihilism and perversy would cease.
>Republicanism
4/10. Being tied to my location is limiting. And people would start avoiding being in the same room as me, I would need to be subtle.
>Fascism
1/10. Situationally useful, but difficult to apply towards extending my lifespan. Weakest ability in general.
>Monarchy
2/10. Ok, but the same would follow from many other superpowers.
>Socialism
4/10. Like Republicanism, it is limited by my direct contact.
>Autocracy
2/10. Incredible physical skills might or might not imply an improved physical body. I would rather avoid wars, and most of what is important is not decided by wars anyway.
>Technocracy
6/10. Influential enough technologies (like microchips) contribute to a wide variety of fields, so this massively increases my chance for a significantly extended lifespan. But it might not be enacted fast enough? I'll just throw it all on the internet, many are bound to look it up. But then my personal position will not be elevated.
>Theocracy
2/10. Once a year is hampering (unless something like "God said: follow every instruction in this year's 100 page pdf instruction manual" is allowed), and unlike Democracy I can only motivate the religious people (who are on average less influential than the unreligious) and religious people are only situationally motivated by what they believe is the absolute word of God anyway.

It would make sense to switch the boons of Fascism and Autocracy.
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>>77701692
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>>77701209
>Supreme
Yes, give me your money please.
>Pepperoni
Depending on what is considered a skill and what is considered knowledge, potentially become a polymath.
>Garlic Bread
Use the aforementioned big brain and ability to convince people to weasel your way into being CEO of some major company, liquidate everything, use capital to research immortality and hope it works out.
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>>77701719
>better in every way than planeswalker
>except one
No images, anon? Why?
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>>77701680
Another jumpchain anon here. Anon 1, please for the love of god return to the containment thread. We will not ask again.
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>>77700956
>Jack of Clubs
>The Emperor
>Get Out Of Jail Free
>Plus Two
>Winged Kuriboh
>Lightning Bolt
>Way of the Bear
>Pokeball(Charizard)
>Greatball(Mudkip)
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>>77701680
>>77701778
Someone should go post Black Magic in their thread
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>>77701713
Democracy is a monkey's paw trap. Don't fall for it. It seems powerful at first but it also gives other people power over you.
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>>77701839
they're on page 9, anon, it's best to wait
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>>77701839
We should post both PR and BM (with relics and necromancy). Call them Jumpchain 2.0 and the first jump of Jumpchain 2.0, respectively.
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>>77701850
>t. Julius Caesar
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>>77701577
I like the Asterix the Gaul one.
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>Jumpchain also has no shitposting whatsoever
Wtf bros why does it seem like we're the only general that has a shitposting problem
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>>77700993
Хpoникa пикиpyющeгo бoмбapдиpoвщикa
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Veteran
Light Bomber, Experimental
>Armament: 2 Medium Cannons+12.5 seconds ammo each, 1,300 Kg worth of bombs
>Aids: Copilot (Free)+ 2 HMG in external turret+37.5 seconds ammo each, Rear Gunner: Twin Light Cannons in an external Turret+12.5 seconds Firing time, Turbocharger (internal)
>Bonuses
Dust Filter, Gunsights, Weight Limit
>Locations+Airfield
Tactical Airfield
Rural, Urban, High Altitude
Complication: Bad Weather (Fog) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6tleXkCSTQ
>Allegiance: South Tellaria
>Wingman: Tomasz Nagy
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>Plane Stats
Air to Air Firepower: 9.5
Air to Ground Firepower: 10.7
Speed: 9
Handling: 5.5
Reliability: 5.5
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>>77701970
NOO WE GOT TOO COCKY /CYOAG/ BROS
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>>77701970
>>77701996
SOMEONE HURRY UP AND POST THE "B-BUT CYOAG IS SUPERIOR TO JUMPCHAIN BECAUSE..." COPE
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>>77701850
I don't see how, if I can frame each question. I put up votes for whether a particular article should be adopted. The worst case is only that the vote fails, in which case I will call new votes, or the same vote reworded, etc.
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>>77701970
you haven't been in the warhammer general, have you?
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>>77702025
CYOAs are better than Jumpchains because Jumpchains quickly go off the rails and give you obscene amounts of power while CYOAs are nicely contained within their own universes. Therefore CYOA is better than Jumpchain.
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>>77701850
Only if you poorly phrase the vote. The option doesn't state the scale - global, city, organization, group.
Would you mind sharing some votes where
>it also gives other people power over you.
?
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>>77702063
That is literally the argument PRfags use to shit on jumpchain. You’re not one of them, are you?
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>>77700889
Whoa, you added JRPG? And Thistlewaite? Whoa dude, thanks for keeping us in the loop! I was afraid that I'd miss all the changes you added since last time you posted it.
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>>77702075
NTA, but I haven't the faintest idea why you'd think being a "PRfag" is a bad thing. Aren't you the ones who constantly complain about being told not to like things?
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>>77702063
That works on the faulty assumption that players of JumpChain CYOAs must play multiple CYOAs with the same character. Each one has the option to stop at the end of the particular CYOA. Also, the standardised point system makes it easier and more reliable to balance all options in a JumpVhain CYOA than in other kinds of CYOA.
In short, you are wrong.
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>>77701392
>democracy
I have a negative IQ and managed to miss the part where it states
>fair and equal vote
So no, I can't make a vote where only I benefit.
It would be something like
>should I and my bro pay you 10k, or should you pay us 10k?
There are still ways around it but it's way more annoying. Plus, I don't have friends, so there's that.
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>>77702025
>>77702063
>>77702075
>>77702165
Last time I visited the jumpchain thread they were just shitposting about anime and video games. They don't even play CYOAs there.
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>>77702165
>That works on the faulty assumption that players of JumpChain CYOAs must play multiple CYOAs with the same character.
If you don't, you're cutting the "Jump" part out of the equation. What's the point of playing Jumpchains if you're going to ignore what makes Jumpchain Jumpchain? just play regular CYOA at that point.
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>>77701973
>2 HMG in one turret
>2 light cannons in another one
>gunnersfw an enemy fighters flies up to your bomber https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-SxtBFjtUc
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>>77701001
tits or gtfo
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>>77702165
If you don't do multiple jumps, then it's just a CYOA. Why even be on jumpchain?

Also, as for balancing different Jumpchain CYOAs against each other... That sounds like a nightmare, and I'd bet a thousand dollars right now that the balance between them is fucked to all hell.
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>>77701970
Shitposting is our charm. Without shitposting, what even is /cyoag/?
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>>77702238
Mfw most of this thing's air to air armament can rotate
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>>77702063
Main reason is that CYOAs in general are more flexible and more diverse than Jumpchain CYOAs tend to be.
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cyoag is superior to jumpchain, and indeed every other general, for a variety of reasons
>Produces loads of unique content, more than any other general (jumpchain uses a template)
>Is active enough that shitposters can be self-sufficient on (You)s without running everyone else off
>Always pushes the medium forward, there's no "accepted standard"
>Helps artists launch their careers one step at a time (Spooky Starlets and Lone Observer's novel were the first, Zodiac Brides will be the next)
>Managed to unite a diverse cast of anons from all walks of life
>Continuously spawns off-shoot generals
>Manages to be more qst than qst without ticking off enough readlets to be shipped off to qst
>Girl-free
>Too toxic for basedboys to successfully infiltrate, yet too good for good authors to leave
>A complete ecosystem, with a town fool, a disenfranchised mayor turned barkeep, a don quixote with delusions of grandeur, and all the crossdressers that survived the last witch hunt
>No consensus, as moot intended
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>>77701973
>faster than most fighters
>As heavily armed for ground targets as it is for air
>Multiple turrets
How the fuck is this a bomber again? You made a fucking gunship
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>>77702355
Actually a pretty high quality post right here
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>>77702371
Well, it's not an impossible feat. For example, the bomber and recon variants of the Mosquito outran most German fighters for a while after their introduction in British service.
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>>77702371
>How the fuck is this a bomber again?
It drops bombs.
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>>77701692
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>>77701692
>>77702504

I'm not sure i get jumpchain. Why would I want a situation where i live in a world for ten years, long enough to put down roots and get invested, then leave?

That is how it works right? you go to a world for ten years and then another for ten years etc? I dont think i'm being a tard right now.

Just seems bizarre. Who the hell wants to spend ten years somewhere that doesn't ultimately matter. How is that immersive to plan ten years of life?
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>>77702355
Sounds like a cope to me. Jumpchain is infinitely superior to this place.
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>>77702685
It's for people who are natural nomads rather than people who are naturally settled. If you would rather explore, go, see, do, than find a nice wife and settled down in a quiet life, then it's more your speed.
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>>77702297
Yeah, some people do enjoy power as a concept so it's not a universal complaint, but the fact that the vast majority of them follow the same format is a universal complaint.
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aaaahhhh thanks bros im feeling a lot better now that we've reaffirmed our superiority over jumpfags
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My friend never messages me of his own accord and it makes me feel like garbage
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>>77702685
Staying permanently is also a choice at the end of the 10 years.
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>>77700993
>>77701017
>>77701066
I'm trying a retarded build to see how it'd turn out.

>Career Pilot
>Light Fighter
>Prototype
>1xMedium Cannon + 10 seconds ; 2x MMG + 15 seconds each
>Armor Plating, Rear Gunner w/1xMMG+15 seconds
>Advanced Gunsights, Great Design: Weight Limit, Unique Livery to add one layer of ridiculousness
>Floatplane Base
>Coastline and Islands, Ruralia
>Greater Ustirian Empire
>Lt Colonel Lenora Novak

Here are my stats:
LDS 7 - EXP 7.5 - SRV 7 - FAME 6
SPD 6.5 - HDL 7.5 - A2A 3.5 - A2G 3.25
SEC 10 - LOG 6 - REL 6.5 - Range 2

I'm now flying a tiny floatplane fighter that's still somehow armored and covered by a rear gunner. My weaponry isn't the most powerful out there, but I'm a pretty good pilot thanks to the thorough training at the Ustirian Imperial Air Force academy, and dueling with other fighters isn't out of the question. Of course, there are still bombers out there, but I can only reliably engage the smaller ones with my artillery.
Still, even if I get shot at, my gunner and armor should protect me long enough to get out of harm's way, and keep harassing carrier based aircraft and torpedo bombers operating in my swam... I mean, in my archipelago.

Now, go have fun and imagine this little shit - gaudy eyes and everything - with a huge pair of floaters and a rear gunner. While I'm getting screamed at by a fanatical commissar who's frustrated because her country told her she was a bit too much into it.
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imagine if cyoag was like this >>77690063
we'd be bumpin'
quite possibly stylin'
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Italicsbro we're never going to get Magi are we?
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>>77700993
I'll remake the "worst day in my life" build.

>Pilot
Accidental
>Stats
Expertise 1,5
Survival 4,5
Leadership 4
Fame 7

>Plane
Rocket Plane
>Additional Characteristics
Prototype
>Weaponry (350kg)
Super Heavy Cannon (10 seconds)
>Combat Aids (150kg)
Turbocharger
>Accessories and Bonuses
Dust Filter, Wooden Architecture, Navalised Aircraft
>Stats
Speed 16,5(!)
Handling 6
Reliability 4,5
Range 2

>Main Airfield
Aircraft Carrier
>Stats
Base Security 5
Logistics 6
>Regions
Ruralia, Urban Agglomerations, Coastlines and Islands, Ocean, Complication: Bad Weather
>Allegiance
Vesphasian Republic
>Co-Pilot
Warrant Officer Jiro Kanazawa ("Hey poindexter! I have an idea how to get you out of here!")
>Missions
AtA: Scramble!
First 2d6=Weather, second 2d6=Region
>Strategic Missions
Nope! I just want to get the fuck out! The great escape might happen during 30 Seconds Over Dalsburg mission though.

Note for the creator: The plus and minus values with logistics (at least) seem to flip around in the CYOA. I suggest proof reading again.
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>>77703186
Regular rifle and alone. It would be better if they were monster girls but I'll settle for waifu genocide.
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>>77700993
Nooo! My jet fighter! You took it away! You monster!
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>>77703186
>saber
for the forcefield to protect me while the
>knight lady
, who is invulnerable to bullets anyway, takes care of business.
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>>77700993
>Sports Pilot, Attacker, Custom Aircraft
A little heavier than I'm used too but still a blast. I'd never known marksmanship could be as exhilarating as pure speed.
>4 Heavy Machine Guns, 2 Heavy Cannons, 2 Super-Heavy Cannons (+1 ammo)
I know engines but until now guns have escaped me, boy am I learning fast.
>Turbocharger, Bubble Canopy, Advanced Radio, Advanced Camouflage
I'm still a sportsman at heart, cutting remarks over the radio and a clear view of the bastards out to shoot me down are a must.
>Hidden Airstrip, Desert, Ruralia, Dust Storms
I've done long haul tours before, a little wilderness is no hardship. Reminds me of my barnstormer days.
>Vesphasian Republic, Adhira Khurana
For all my arrogant swagger I remain a patriot, those rebels might have had my loyalty had they not started putting dissenters against the wall. Adhira knows all too much about that.
>Expert: 11, Lead: 5, Surv: 5, Fame: 12
On my home turf I'm a dancing hawk in the air, a pity I'm so lonesome and sluggish on the ground.
>Speed: 7, Hand: 6, Rely: 6
My wings don't match my ambitions either but then it's a poor workman who allows his tools to hold him back.
>AA Fire: 12, G Fire: 12
Can't complain on account of pyrotechnics though, a shame my audience can't enjoy the show like I do.
>Sec: 6.5, Log: 4
Times are lean but I can't carp I'd rather be up in the sky than down in the dust like those sorry wretches.
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>>77700993
You seems to have goofed on "Accidental" Pilot's logistics. Higher is better now but it still gives a minus. Also, damn the three carries have such shit logistics for an airfield that can travel back to port to pick up their own resupply and shockingly good security for airfields that can sink or crash.
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>>77703479
She's not wearing a helmet, so headshots still fell the pedophile.
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>>77703716
All anon has to do is create a forcefield around her head using the saber.
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Waifu picker cyoas are terrible.
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>>77703784
You only say that because you want a trap husbando CYOA.
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>>77703784
Not necessarily, Doors is kino.
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Goddamn it, the last thread hit bump limit during the transgender debate, I can't continue it here because I don't wanna fuck up this nice thread for you autists.
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>>77703856
Very considerate. Wait a while and the shitstorm will recur just like it always does.
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>>77700993
>>77703711
Oh, Turbocharger is still listed as a + 0.5 to Logistics instead of a minus. And Radio still has a + 0.5 to Cost, which is probably supposed to be a - to Logistics.
You might want to review the logistics stat in general since combining all the cost penalties into logistics put a lot of burden on that stat.
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>>77703835
Like all good waifu CYOAs, Doors is more than just a waifu picker
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>>77701973
>>77702985
>>77703181
>>77703556
DOGFIGHT
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Has Apotheosis released his island OC?
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>>77703912
I might fall asleep before that, unfortunately
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>>77703556
Most of your weapons have 10 seconds of ammo at maximum, with how slow you are this is actively shite
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>>77704119
pognig?
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>>77703556
>this thing has almost the same turning rate as my fucking bomber kek
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>>77700993
This would be so much better if it was a planegirl cyoa.
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>>77702773
>wanting to do anything but finding a nice wife and settle down in a quiet life with many children
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>>77703758
He's too cowardly to stay that close to her.
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>>77704316
He's now a cute little boy, she isn't giving him any choice.
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What happened to jumpchain? I don't see it in the thread list. Guess jumpchain needs to migrate here.
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>>77704305
only good if you're an elf breeding a& human and are gonna outlive theem all
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>>77704414
>being an elf
The only good elf is a dead elf.
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>>77704161
Found the yuricuck.
Gettim boys!
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>>77704305
god we need a re:zero cyoa bad
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>>77704623
>Choose your evil slut wife
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>>77700993
Hit and Fade
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Career Pilot
>Plane
Light fighter: Prototype
>Armament:
4 Medium Cannons+ 5 seconds ammo 2 Medium machine guns+37.5 seconds of ammo
>Aids:
Turbocharger
>Bonuses:
Gunsights, Weight Limit, Bubble Canopy
>Airbase:
Underground
>Regions:
Polar, Mountains
>Allegiance:
South Tellaria
>Wingman
Feliks Kirilenko
>Plane Stats
Armament AA: 10
Armament ATG: 5
Speed: 10
Handling: 10
Reliability: 6.5
>Pilot Stats
Expertise: 6.5
Leadership:8.5
Survival: 7
Fame: 10
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You'll never see them coming, a squadron of light fighters emerge from an underground bunker deep beneath the permafrost. With alarming speed they gain on you, your bombers swept from the skies. Fast and maneuverable a dogfight is hardly ideal.
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Okay. For real this time. Which cyoa author is best boy, objectively?
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>>77704596
Was this gil?
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>>77704719
Impossible to say for certain.
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>>77704136
>>77704177
I'm not tactician. My understanding was that separate triggers are possible, the machine guns are for mowing down infantry, cannons for other aircraft and super-heavies for hard targets. Cumulatively that's 30ish seconds of fire though I've no idea how long I'd be expect to be shooting in general.
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>>77704719
I want to say italics
He is generally a pretty swell dude
Also interacts with the thread when he's in his creative mode
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>>77704719
of the currently living it's gotta be tankista
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>>77704719
gil

>>77704764
gil interacts with anons too
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>>77704757
In that case your armament is basically fucked, at most your dogfight will last 30 seconds if you are firing piecemeal. When literal bombers are more agile than you this means you will 100% run out of ammo.
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>>77704810
Oh well, guess it's a flawed build which will rely on my wingman covering for me.
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>>77704719
Best boy is PCA
Best girl is Boxwine
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>>77704690
priscila isn't a slut
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>>77704119
One page, no waifus.
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>>77701380
>Grease Monkey, In the Driving Seat
I play conductor every now and then, even deposit a portion of my ill gotten "fares" in the driver's cab when the company's kind. One of these days I'll have assumed so many duties that fiction will have become fact.
>Strange Coins, Handy Hammer, Ticker Tape
It started off with carving lintels to make grunt work a little more interesting and progressed to trading whittled trinkets here and there. Merging art and craft is good, adding in commerce is better. Nothing better than making a swap where both parties feel enriched.
>Small Town Hero, Grifter, Musical
Started whistling as I work and getting elaborate about acting like I belong. My karma's still clean because when you value doing work well for its own sake you end up helping out almost accidentally.
>Behemoths, Goods Entrance, Steam Baths,
Swap Shops
That's not to say I'm a saint, when trades are scarce I snatch the odd agricultural surplus or even raid the shop. I always pay my debts in the end though and in the mean time the steam obscures my wrongdoing.
>Pablo Juarez, Tiffany du Maurier, Fireball Jenny
For all my fixers trains are a mystery to me, my friends are happy to set me straight on that account. Still can't get Pablo and Jenny to appreciate other crafts or Tiffany just about anything but I won't stop trying.
>Transport Police, End of the Line, Travel Disruption
I tend to get so engrossed in work that the busybodies figure that I'm too invested in a day job. Screws up my schedule too, there's a reason I often have to sully my soul with petty theft.
>Gastown, Twinport, Graveyard Station
Tech, tramp freighters and derelicts to dissect. What more could an engineer ask for?
>Music Festivals, Balloon Festivals, Steam Rallies
Well a bit of music I suppose and maybe something a little less down to earth.
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>>77704808
Gil is a nofun melon. I remember when he first dropped the rwby cyoa, and he couldn't stop nitpicking and critiquing peoples' builds.
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>>77704957
God, I wish anons would critique my builds. Having the author do it is just a bonus. I want (You)s man. People to acknowledge my effort, even if it's just for making a build.
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>>77704907
One page?
No waifus?
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>>77700993
Wait..do i just pick whatever amount of skill points i want?
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>>77705047
This retard hasn't read the builds or the CYOA
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>>77705006
Sure. Which build is yours?
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>>77705006
Be reciprocal. Comment on another's build and they're likelier to respond in kind.
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>>77704211
do it yourself
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>>77704957
Leave gilbert alone
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>>77700993
Why is the rocket plane so weak

You can't even use the speed because it's going to malfunction before you take off
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>>77705514
That's why you don't take off, you drop off.
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>>77705010
That's what apotheosis released as/of his island OC. Says it's page 1/12 but for now that's all there is. And it does not have the user submitted waifus on it.
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>>77705514
Don't forget it's also got hilariously bad carry weight and has to take all the penalties from prototype with none of the bonuses other than fame. I think it's just supposed to be for kamikaze builds or it was included as a joke item.
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>>77705158
Haven't made any today. But when I do, I love it when people check it out. Even if it's just a one liner and a reaction image.
>>77705202
True, but I don't comment on other people's builds because I expect anything out of it. I comment on other people's builds because I know it make me feel better, and I want other people to receive that same feeling.
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>>77700993
Oh, found another issue. Modern Aircraft still has "No expertise malus if flow by a sports pilot" but you had already removed that malus anyway.
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>>77705750
>Haven't made any today
Leech.
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>Mfw waiting for good OC to be posted.
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Fact: All good authors own dogs.
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>>77705750
That's the essence of reciprocity, building good atmosphere despite the lack of guarantee. Better to couch things in terms of self-interest though so empathylets don't have a fit.
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>>77705770
I'm sorry, anon. I'm just so tired.
Brother, could you spare a (You)?
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Fact: All bad authors own cats.
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>>77705860
Already gave you a (You), one liner, and reaction image.
Now it's high time you gave one to a build.
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Any tips to writing an engaging CYOA setting? Things to look out for or things that should be added?
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>>77705862
I don't own a cat. That means I'm not a bad author?
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>>77705925
Come up with things you yourself think are cool and then build a setting around them to make things consistent.
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>>77704719
Rosanon is best girl, dunno who is best boy.
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>>77705943
This. Not everything has to have 2deep4u lore rabbit holes (though I am partial to them myself). Make what you enjoy and chances are that there's at least one freak out there who shares your tastes.
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>>77705514
>>77705692
It was a very early German prototype plane which is infamous among plane enthusiasts for it being a crazy idea, fast, and suicidally dangerous. Germany was a pioneer in the fields of rocketry and jet engines, but their plane researchers didn't get as much oversight as they should have and any of their prototypes didn't get to be fully developed into working models thanks to the war ending. So yes it was absolutely included as a 'lol silly Nazis' joke.
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>>77705925
Clowns
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>>77704613
SUPER BASED
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>>77705931
Get a dog.
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>>77705925
Take your Falingus and Movarcho and enter the Ponto Sphere, where you will Japart until your fingers bleed, but gain an Eltar.
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>>77706073
>So yes it was absolutely included as a 'lol silly Nazis' joke.
But wait... anyone can take it.
OMG EVERYONE IN THAT CYOA IS THE NAZIS!!!
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>>77701719
aye I fuckin loved reading these as a kid
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For those of you that make your own CYOA, where do you get your images from?
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>>77706239
google images but you have to be really specific for the kind of thing you want- even then be lenient, don't expect something to fit perfectly with what is in your mind
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>>77706275
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>>77706239
Safe for work booru.
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>>77706239
>For those of you that make your own CYOA, where do you get your images from?
Tankista Card here, Mostly from:

>https://www.artstation.com/
>https://rule34.xxx/
>https://gelbooru.com/
>https://beta.sankakucomplex.com/
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>>77706239
MS Paint. Best source there is. Instantly 10/10 CYOA, just add water.
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Confession: I've jizzed to Serene Serendipity more than any lewd CYOA.
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>>77706177
bet you nazi that one coming
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>>77706239
Artstation is a goldmine, and google-related searches.
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>>77706129
Dogs are filthy.
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And lo, the thread goes down the shitter.
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>>77706327
FBI OPEN UP
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>>77706239
Danbooru with rating:safe enabled for anime-style, careful googling for western since artstation's search is ass. Sometimes scryfall if I know what I'm looking for since M:tG art is great to pillage.
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>>77706372
Looks like a normal thread to me anon.
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>>77706327
Based and lolipilled!
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>>77706239
Artstation and google images
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>>77706345
Clock Targaryen here, Sylen how many years will it take to finish that you were working on? You wrok slow as a Zynthia. I was almost done with my next CYOA Shardkeeper, and I decided to add 1 more page and now it's fucking 5 pages and now that I'm alsmot done again, I think maybe 6 pages. How are you so slow? I woulden't be asking this if I thought your CYOAs was shit, I like your CYOAs so that's why I'm upset your such a fucking slow snail author.
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>>77706321
People may or may not prefer https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/ over https://beta.sankakucomplex.com/

The latter is just a wacko port of their app for use in a browser. It's a good app for mobile, but not for desktop use, and I'd prefer the old interface any day.
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>>77706327
I did too.
Imagining having the body to beat bullies up, the brains to ace any exam without studying, and having siblings and friends that actually admire me throughout my early life... it does things to me.
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>>77700565
are the acts something you did to all the lolis or just one
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>>77706416
>Original sankakucomplex is better for desktop
Morbidly Sexy here, Are you drunk? The original browses slow as fuck. When I scroll images I have to wait long as fuck for the images to load. When I search for images I want to be able to scroll fast, but can't. The beta version loads images much faster. Still both versions are kind of shit, as scrolling for a long period of time makes me feel nauseous. So I only use sankaku rarely, same with artstation. I like rule34.xxx and gelbooru much better since each page is full and that way you don't have to scroll endlessly. You only need to click next page and that way you can search for images longer wihtout feeling sick as fuck.
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>>77706469
Probably all that are eligible. I.e. Can't mix lewd acts with pure lolis unless lewd mode is active.
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>>77706415
I didn't begin working on it until last I posted, been redoing the deities and adding things.

I'm only working on it like an hour or so a day, since I gotta eat too.
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>>77706536
If you're scrolling endlessly, you're using it wrong. Learn to use tags better.
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>>77706536
Tok, tell us your favorite Sylen cyoas!
>>77706555
Sylen, tell us your favorite Tok cyoas!
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>>77706536
>>77706566
And you can change mode to individual pages instead of scrolling.
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>>77706579
If you don't already know, then you don't deserve an answer.
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>>77706611
I don’t come to the threads often :(
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>his ban ended
oh well, it was nice while it lasted
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>>77706555
>I'm only working on it like an hour or so a day
Nokia here, What are you doing for the rest of your 23 hours?!
>since I gotta eat too.
Ahh you're American...

>>77706566
>If you're scrolling endlessly, you're using it wrong. Learn to use tags better.
How are you so fucking green when it comes to image finding? When I set out to find a image for a option I don't just grab the fist image I find. I look through ALL of the images and choose the 1 image I like best. And every image is not tagged correctly so I only search using as few tags as possible to not filter out images that hasn't been tagged with the tags I want. And sometimes I just seach for images and to store them in my grand folder of CYOA images for future use. You are a fucking noob. You will see the might of my image searching when I realse my next CYOA, it is a marvelous masterwork and the images are on point and so fucking good.
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>>77705899
I haven’t slept for 20 hours and I have a quiz tomorrow
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>>77706724
>You will see the might of my image searching when I realse my next CYOA, it is a marvelous masterwork and the images are on point and so fucking good.
With all this effort it’s a shame it will be so much worse than Planeswalker Rising.
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>>77706327
Nice
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>>77706588
>And you can change mode to individual pages instead of scrolling.
Mork here, I'm gonna do that, thank you for enlightening me.

>>77706579
>Tok, tell us your favorite Sylen cyoas!
Warcraft, The only CYOA Sylen has ever made. He works slow as a mother fucker. But a hamburger got to eat I guess.
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>>77706724
>>77706767
Nope, CEST, also my muscular body is too aesthetic to be American. I'm mostly working out in my small homegym to compensate not being able to get in a good pump at the local one.
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>>77706742
And will you be studying, or will you be on this thread, procrastinating?
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>>77701209
Supreme
Pepperoni
And soda :)
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>>77706430
yeah boy
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>>77706631
I wonder why the shitting on AHS didn’t go down during his ban. Was he evading?
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>>77706542
Well it does say above the Pure Lolis that "except for whatever you did when they forced you to adopt them" so I guess that means you do lewd them if you choose it the first encounter
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Is there a point to adding a /k/ fetish section (or as close as my gunlet ass can manage) to a cyoa or should it just be "gun" as a single option (more or less)?

Basically, do you people care about the differences between different guns or not.
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>he was actually so pathetic that he made a second tripfag identity to samefag with
You literally can't make this shit up.
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>>77706073
I mean, the Ar-324, He-162, and Me-262 did enter production and operational service with the Luftwaffe near the end of the war, the latter especially though the German industrial base was so far in the toilet by then their numbers were small.
The Me-163 rocketplane was the real hoot. I'm pretty sure that deathtrap killed more of its own pilots and ground crew than the Allies did and how many Allied aircraft it shot down combined.
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>>77706958
The alternative of two faggots 69ing is hardly any better, the idea that it come ever across as something as pathetic is as embarrassing as the samefagging.
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>>77706915
I do.
Shotguns for close range battles, SMG for unarmed opponents, rifle for everything else.
Miniguns are for chumps.
Grenade launchers are useless, just get a rocket launcher.
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>>77706915
Do YOU want /k/ fetisishm on your cyoa?
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>>77706915
ehhh, make it optional people appreciate that kind of stuff, makes it feel like you considered everybody
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>>77706915
Depends on the cyoa. How big a role does gunplay have to the theme?
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>>77706958
Sylen's not him though. Warcraft's quality was tens of times above anything he could hope to match.
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>>77707014
Grenade launchers can fit more grenades than a rocket launcher can fit rockets though.
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>>77706958
I think that’s an actual second person. Just like how Apotheosis is a faggot sucking Tok’s dick, so is Sylen. You don’t have to be tok to like tok cyoas, you just have to have the shittiest taste.
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>>77707037
Shut the fuck up faggot, you're not fooling anyone. Go fellate a shotgun.
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>>77706958

There was a period of time a while back where he stopped showing up for a few weeks and i was sure he'd died of corona. It was great. I stopped thinking about him entirely and the thread quality rose drastically. So much better.

But nah, what's even more pathetic is that he's realized people were filtering him out and so he's finally removed his fucking trip. Imagine. Imagine being such an attention seeking faggot you go out of your way to avoid filters.
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>>77707095
>the thread quality rose drastically
Then why were this past week’s threads so awful?
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>>77707062
Then why has he only ever shown up when the faggot has thrown massive public fits like he does?
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MP5 is a cute raifu.
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>>77707087
>tens of times above anything he could hope to match
The narcissist is incapable of imagining himself to be anything less than the very bestest there is.
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>>77707095
The worst part is that even if you report him for it nothing will happen since jannies cant into context even on consecutive posts using obvious name changes.
Remember when he used to avatar fag? At least that was obvious enough to get him banned for it.
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>>77707112
Because that’s what a dicksucking fanboy does, anon. Suck dicks.
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>>77707014
I thinking less "shotgun vs rifle" and more "which of these 5 rifles do you want and would you like to make kalashnikov spin in his grave while youre at it". Also consider operating costs for the various weapons. Using a grenade launcher or minigun for every problem isnt really feasible for long.

>>77707022
Fine, I can have the gun porn be an optional DLC section.

>>77707036
1990's taiwanese pirate cyoa. So quite a bit, but really a gun is a gun for most purposes.

>>77707017
Im on a bit of a kick for the stuff, but im not really a hardcore /k/fag, I do like me some gun porn though.
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>>77707154
I can see that for rag-tag pirates who rely on intimidation and surprise more than small unit tactics. Maybe add some Chink medicine quackery for /k/ and /x/ catering (named bullets, incense in gunpowder etc...).
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>>77706838
>Nope, CEST also my muscular body is too aesthetic to be American
Dildo Dancer here, Then you don't need to eat that fucking much. Anyone looks muscular and aestetic compared to a hamburger so that's not saying much. But your next CYOA needs more images. If I was you I would mix in more images in the long lore text walls to make it more intressting.

>>77706886
>I wonder why the shitting on AHS didn’t go down during his ban. Was he evading?
Anon, may I suggest the radical notion that I am no the only one who thins AHS sucked the fun out of plansewalking? Everyone who has good taste is not me. Toklings exist you know.

>>77706958
>Everyone I don't like is Tok
I see /cyoag/ hasn't change since I was banned
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>>77707148
Just wait for the new janny to go on his quest to restore order to the lands.
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>>77707191
I'm pessimistic since I can only assume he'd get pulled aside and questioned over it and since jannies can't get into context they're stripped of their role for abuse.
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>>77707062
>Just like how Apotheosis is a faggot sucking Tok’s dick, so is Sylen.
Hot.

>>77707095
I'm not fucking Tok. I like some of his CYOA's though. His Warcraft CYOA was so out of line with Warcraft lore I had to step in.
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>>77707223
Still bans the motherfucker for a while, it's a chance worth taking.
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>>77696483
Boy
Muscular

Gentle Puberty
Quick Learner
Unassuming
Bubble Butt
Easy Gains
Amazon
Impressive
Allure
Safeguard

Suburban
Big House
Outdoor Pool
Sauna
Home Gym
Live-In Help
Childish Room turning into L-lewd!!! with puberty

Single Mother
Supportive (Crank it up!)
Loving
~ara ara~
Blood related
Open-minded
Momma's boy

Nadia
Mellanie
Clarice
Calypto

Rhea (Live-in)
Hana
Teri

Tried to split the line between being lewd and giving Clarice what she wants (a child doing childish things). That way we both win.
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>>77707183
>Maybe add some Chink medicine quackery for /k/ and /x/ catering (named bullets, incense in gunpowder etc...).
Youre playing pirates, not tribal warlods in uganda.
Im sure some triad gun helping them smuggle drugs knows that you dont add powdered tiger penis to ammo.
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I'm just waiting for the inevitable conclusion of his attentionwhore binges where he forgets to fix his name field before posting
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>>77707230
who is this fag and why is he using a trip to post non-cyoa shit
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>>77707268
Fair enough, won't stop me from feeding underlings rhino dong before battle to stoke their fighting spirit though.
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>>77707046
Pocket can fit more grenades than grenade launchers.
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>>77707307
what did you expect of a /trash/ tourist tok fellator?
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>>77707308
I hope you're paying them enough to pull this shit.
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>>77707307
That sort of poster is known as a “tokling”. There are few bigger faggots on the internet.
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>>77707326
>putting grenades in your fucking pockets
Anon, I..
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>>77707271
>implying it was at any point not an intentional act to revive attention
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>>77707336
All the drugs they can slam into their pores. Remember, it's controlled breathing and sperm accumulation which enhances yang. Do enough Falun Dafa to balance out withdrawal and I'm sure they'll be fine.
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>>77707230
>I'm not fucking Tok. I like some of his CYOA's though. His Warcraft CYOA was so out of line with Warcraft lore I had to step in.
WC3 Master here, I didn't like Warcrafts lore in World of Warcraft. I think it stopped being good after WC3: Frozen Throne. So I'm not very up to date on it, I mashed up all the races I wanted and made it a sword art onlineish WoW CYOA. But I did enjoy your WoW CYOA, it was intressting and I liked that you took inspiration from my slave mechanic and make it your own thing. The highest form of flattery is imitation. Anyways maybe you should post your WoW CYOa on /aco/ and link to it so the Tokhaters realize you're not a Tok.
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>>77707353
>he doesn't strap himself with enough bombs to sink anyone who manages to trigger them
Weak.
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>>77707353
Big pockets
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>>77707307
I forgot to take it off from last time I posted a snippet of my CYOA here, so just let it stay on cause some anon was malding about it. Fight me.

>>77707190
>But your next CYOA needs more images. If I was you I would mix in more images in the long lore text walls to make it more intressting.
I was thinking about that too, but it would make it even longer than it is. I wanted to condense the lore part down and then optionally just make a tl;dr at the end.
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>>77707387
reminds me of pissbomber
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>>77707230
You don't despise Tok, therefore you are Tok. That's how things work around these here parts.
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>>77707230

> I like some of CYOA's though.

Yeah that's all the proof i need. Fuck off tok. You know how i know this is you? You don't make cyoa so someone claiming to like them is obviously talking nonsense. You make shitty unfunny parodies of the idea of cyoa because you need attention and for some reason you can only get it here.

What perplexes me about this is that you obviously are somewhat competent with the visuals side of things, not good exactly but competent, so you could put the bare minimum effort in writing and still probably manage something a real human being might enjoy. But making an actual cyoa wouldn't be attention seeking and self-centered enough, all your 'cyoa' need to be first and foremost about the fact they're made by you.

Honestly. Id trade ten years of my life in an instant if only it made the next dog you molested snap and tear your throat out.
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>>77707381
Well, that certainly sounds interesting. I can imagine you will leave an impression on your potential employers.
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>>77707495
Not despising and outright jacking off are different things. Tripfagging and condoning that behaviour in others is disgusting whoever you are.
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>>77700956
>Ace of spades, hermit
>Boardwalk title deed. Could easily rake in >100 million US dollars every year from this so it's better than the birthday one. This insane level of wealth also allows me to avoid prison like politicians and celebrities who admitted to crimes like manslaughter, but nothing ever came of it - see Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner or most U.S. politicians. This obscene wealth could also be used in "go directly to jail"-like ways. Everyone has a price. Shit sucks, but that's reality
>Block. Would be useful for a wide variety of situations, but also for trolling some of the worst public figures. Imagine a tyrant or some bimbo celebrity constantly saying "I've gone blind!" or "Wait, I've suddenly gone deaf - again!" most times - but not every time, to keep them on their toes - they try speaking in public, recording lines for a Hollywood movie, or whatever else. Good times
>Exodia & the dragon are fine but draw too much attention, Kuriboh's good too but I feel like between being disgustingly wealthy, the ace of spades, and the block card I'm already fine when it comes to self-defense. I also figure these YGO cards initially summon the thing in question nearby, so you can't just summon a dragon thousands of miles away. So I'll take monster reborn for political assassinations and such. Even if they're botched every now and then, who's going to believe the bodyguard who swears he saw a half-rotten corpse kill the dictator and escape out the window?
>Fire. Versatile defense option, and making things spontaneously combust just by looking at them is both useful and easy to handwave anyone who questions it as a tinfoil hat wearer. It's just a coincidence!
>Way of the mutant for 2x the lifespan, maybe more if I play my cards right
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>>77707558
>Eevee is a starter in some games. Evolution incense so it can repeatedly unlock forms, devolve, wait 5 years, and repeat. Secretly commission scientists to study the ever-loving shit out of samples of it (no torture or autopsies though, just hair samples, blood samples, especially its cells mid-transformation at the moment it evolves or devolves, etc.) and try to make all other pokemon & other life from them. If that isn't feasible then hopefully stem cells, gene editing, or some other shit will at least allow us to create eevee clones that have the ability to evolve and devolve into any eeveelution
Well, shit. Now that I see
>the list
at the very end I'm tempted to go back and minmax my choices to specialize in both self-defense and eliminating everyone on the list, but going back and making new choices with knowledge of the list wouldn't be in keeping with the spirit of this, so
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>>77707511
don’t forget that he’s also an unironic pedo who watches cp
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>>77707586
Are you crying about lolis or are you talking the real thing?
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>>77707893
wait tok isn't a registered sex offender?
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>>77707893
Real thing, he said so.
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>>77707932
He's from Sweden and looks vaguely brown, they won't arrest him for that there
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>>77696483
Serene Serendipity was done by kit aka kitsuneanon.
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>>77706345
Do you really have a thicc trap ass?

This is an integral aspect as to whether I can continue to enjoy your CYOA's



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