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>The chief god of the pantheon is female
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>>77693868
Imagine being this much of an incel.
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Should be genderless
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>>77693888
Every pantheon needs an Ishtar-equivalent to stir shit
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>>77693868
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hDvZ1L95Ae0
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>fantasy

yet you still use the same genders that exist in the real world

seriously?
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>The gods, beings beyond mortal ken, have mortal genders beyond those assigned to them by their worshipers
I mean, I still give them genders but the gods don't usually have a mortal form beyond how they appear to their subjects in visions and thus only have genders assigned to them. Therefore, the genders the gods are given reflect their societal roles. For a basic example, the god of the hearth is female in a standard post or currently patriarchal society
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>>77693868
lame.
gods don't breed, they don't have functional gender.
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>>77693868
Gay. Japan did this and they have by far the best entertainment on Earth.

Meanwhile nations worshipping male gods are faggots.
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>>77693868
Name one setting that does this.
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>>77693868
Earth is the lifegiver and always female though
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Imagine worshipping a male. No gayer thing. There is a reason why all Catholic priests are fags.
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>>77693957
Gods as concepts that don't take a comprehensible material form. Interresting.
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>>77693868
What of it?
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>>77693868
Based
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>>77693868

Welcome to Poland, where old slavic pagan beliefs made their way into christianity and while officially understanding the Trinity of Father, Son and Ghost are the one true God, when you listen to what the population actually really prays to, it's all about Holy Mary.
The word (bozia) they use to talk to children about God is even female.
They don't even get it that they are in fact continuing the pagan fertility cult to this day.
"I mean God is great and all, but even he has a MOTHER."
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>>77694706
Based Poland
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>>77693868
Get your glasses fixed. Arnold Schwarzenegger is clearly a man.
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>>77694706
You it's pretty cute. She's even called the queen of Poland.
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>>77694706
Based poles
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>>77693957
>Implying you need functional gender to breed when you're a god
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>>77693868
>Not having the male and female nature of the same androgenous god and it's avatars alternate between eras that shape the civilisations, history and goals of the mortal world.
Theology is the patrician side of world building.
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>>77693868
Women are so stupid and they're just my little coom bucket. That is the way... They are very hard working though so I respect that. They're kinda like worker bees, but their perspective/descision making is monkey-like. Women are soldiers, men are generals.
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>>77693868
> Not wanting a venus matriarch

No taste anon
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>>77693957
>gods don’t breed
What faggy religion are you talking about?
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>>77693868
>the chief god of the pantheon differs between different cultures’ interpretations of the gods and their relative importance
>even the gods’ genders vary based on cultural interpretations
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>>77693868
Makes sense, IF she's supposed to be some kind of 'Mother'. You know, 'mother earth' type stuff.
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>>77694029
>Not knowing about Geb
Lul
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>>77696386
Learn new insults /pol/.
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>>77693868
Why do you hate your mother?
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>>77693868
Rome did it
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>>77693957
>gods don't breed
breeding is like 80% of everything Gods do.
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>>77694706
are Polocks mamas' boys? I never met any but they sound like Italian-tier Mamas' boys.
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>>77696250
point
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>>77696300
???
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>>77693957
You're ignoring most mythologies. You have a lame pantheon
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>>77696902
Based. Not as creepy in my mind but hey. Flavour makes or breaks a setting.
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>>77696891
They're the only ones that pay for their own defense spending.
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>>77696908
>most
I think they are ignoring all, afaik Zoroastrianism started this "gods are agenderless and can't breed"

I don't think there is a single ancient religion where gods are asexual and agender, this is a modern times concept.
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>>77696932
what?
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>>77693868
I did this. What's wrong with it?
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>>77693905
The head of my pantheon IS the Ishtar-equivalent, pleb.
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>>77696250
This myth still confuses me. Did he turn back to his human form to fuck her or did she get rained on, orgasm and then learn later on she was pregnant?
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>>77693868
>OP is a faggot
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>The 'actual' chief god and grand progenitor, is a hot, humid, wet-nightmare, churning, sex-horror, amalgamation of chaotic good hermaphroditic matriarchal flesh.

I realize it's a very specific kind of freakshit, but I love it whenever I see it.
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>>77696936
Grand majority of ancient religions were running on fertility/agrarian cult (usually a combo of both), so having sex is obligatory part of those for pretty obvious reasons.
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>>77697024
sounds hot TBQH
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>>77696962
Nanomachines
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>>77696936
>>77697025
All asemitic religions are essentially based in humanity and nature. It wouldn't make any sense for the whole "muh agender" to be a thing even remotely.
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>Reusing the Virgin Zeus
>Not using the Chad Ishtar
Ishtar is the best deity without exception, you'll never find a more human divine who ranges from being a shit stirring THOT in one story to weeping like a woman in child birth over the death of mankind on a grand scale in the next.
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>>77696456
But then who is the father?
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>>77696891
>If you aren't Angloid with disfunctional family and family ties, that means you are somehow the bad man, and not the Angloids

>>77696940
It's an old meme about entire NATO being useless cunts just waiting for the US to spend trillions on its military, so the rest doesn't have to spend a single cent. So the standard joke is that all those countries are mamas' boys.
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>>77697145
>All I know about
ftfy
Not that I disagree with the general statement, I just disagree with the absolute in which it is presented
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>>77693868
Based however it's best when the earth mother has just as much sway as the sky father and they're a power couple.
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>>77697253
Sky. Obviously.
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>>77693868
>chief god of the pantheon will go to his primordial mommy or auntie for help against the great enemy
>can't get his dad to help out because he beat his dad's ass and made himself the paterfamilias like his father did to his grandfather before him
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>>77697644
Name one that isn't.
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>>77693868
>chief god
The title goes to a masculine deity, but there's ALWAYS a feminine one pulling his strings or in some other way holding the real power.
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>>77693868
Welcome to Crete
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>chief god isnt an androgynous primordial hermaphrodite that gave birth to all life by impregnating itself

How else could all of creation stem from a single entity?
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>>77693957
>gods don't breed, they don't have functional gender.
Tell that to Zeus, who is basically Chad Thundercock: the God. He has fucked so many bitches, animals, men, random objects, and even monsters that he has created children that are on every single level of demi-god possible. The dude literally cannot contain his own girth.
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>>77699820
>chief god isnt an androgynous primordial hermaphrodite that gave birth to all life by impregnating itself

Can I get some examples? That sounds like something I'd be interested in.
For reasons.
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>>77699884
Also in Norse myth Loki fucked a giant to make Fenrir, Jormungandr and Hel, and Thor tricked him into shapeshifting into a female horse to get him knocked up by a stallion in heat and make Sleipnir.
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>>77693868
Yeah, should be enby or genderfluid imo.

Why would a chief god limit themselves to a binary sex?
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>>77697024
>tfw muh setting's pantheon has the same but chaotic evil in the same way as a hurricane outside of extreme nurturing toward her/their/its offspring and their adopted caretakers
Man, monstrous flesh cults are peak /comfy/
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>>77700006
I can't really think of any, I'm just confused as to why that is when it seems like the completely logical answer as to how a godlike entity would be able to create life from nothing.
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>>77696386
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>>77696386
why would I want to be a woman?
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>>77700006
>>77700105
The people of the Philipines had an old god before their conversion to Catholicism named Lakapati, who was the hermaphroditic goddess of fertility and cultivated fields, it's hard to find concrete information about them due to the Spanish's aggressive conversion leaving little interest in the preservation or study of their native religion, but they seem to have been depicted as a feminine entity that simply possessed both sets of genitals, and had become married to a male god in their pantheon, a bond that referenced in pre-Catholic marriage rites among the Tagalog people.

There's also Hermaphroditus as a more western example, the son of Hermes and Aphrodite, though he was born as a male he fell deeply in love with a nymph named Salmacis and the two prayed to the gods that they could be together forever and their prayer was answered in the form of fusing the two of them into one being that had the qualities of both genders.

I can't really think of any other examples in mythology but apparently the Hutts from Star Wars and the Asari from Mass Effect are some contemporary examples of hermaphroditic races, so while their religion doesn't exactly seem to have been explained much in the fiction they come from, one could assume that their gods are single-gendered like they are.
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>>77693868
I really don't understand how a heterosexual male can worship a male. It's just disgusting. I want a goddess with hot priestesses fuck off closet homo.
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>>77696867
I don't. I just don't want to fuck her or think about her having sex.
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>>77700148
Tits are awesome
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>>77694706
The same happened here in Finland, where the Trinity might have been the components of God, but the big name was Mary. The Finns connected her to the earth goddess of the pagan pantheon - Mary was even prayed to with the title used for the earth goddess. She was the one who made the grain grow and helped mothers in labour, for instance.

Some of the other hilarious stories from Medieval Finland include the way the Catholic Church coopted the traditional field walkaround blessing rituals from the pagan times, but instead of the image of a pagan god or goddess, the local priest carried an image of the proper saint for agriculture or, of course, Virgin Mary round the village fields. In general the Finnish people liked the church tithes a lot more than the secular taxes, because they got something useful from the church: that bit with the priests tromping around the village fields, for instance.
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>>77700006
Egyptian mythology. The primordial femboy god literally created the world by cumming.
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>>77700819
Fag. No true man, would worship a woman. But you nu-males are obsessed with, and orbit, women in a servile relationship. You have fetishized the vagina. Women are less capable leaders than men on average. And there is no way women as a gender could ever enforce their will on men. We can beat them like toddlers without breaking a sweat. The idea of a society where women dominate or are worshiped by men is pure cuck fantasy or feminist/rape victim rage. A woman is nothing but a sustainment mechanism for a uterus that everyone else puts up with solely for the sake of that uterus. Nothing more.
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>>77693868
Yaaaaaas Iomedae slay!
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>>77699543
Zoroastrianism is probably the most famous example, since it's ancient and in the same time survived to this very fucking day.
Then there is of course Buddhism, which is just slightly younger, where the whole subject is "whatever, because this is not important to anything, stop obsessing about useless shit already"
If you take Confucianism for a religion (been treated like one for centuries), then it also counts.
"High" Taoism, as opposed to "folk" one, is also like this.
And from no-longer-with-us-but-used-to-fit, the Kushan (modern Sudan) native religion, despite starting as an offshot of Egyptian one, quickly devolved into this. From what we are left from it (they were in the middle of massive religious reform), at least some of cults within Aztec empire didn't have this aspect either, but it's very muddy due to the combination of on-going reform and being destroyed, so not many sources to it.
And this is all just the very top of my head.
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>>77701513
>t. actual fag who would rather suck other guy than have sex, even a homosex
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>>77701513
And prostrating yourself before a male god isn't gay af? Please explain.
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>>77701699
>>77701725
I guess it must be gay to you to acknowledge your father as the leader of the household and rightful patriarch over the family?
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>>77701817
LOL most fathers are complete bitches in front of their wives. Fuck off ahmed.
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>>77702018
Any power a woman has over you was power you chose to give to them, at least try not to pretend otherwise.
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>>77693868
we had this thread before
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>>77693888
This
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>>77693868
>he uses actual, fixed human sexes for supposedly ascendent beings.
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>>77696317
>>>/r9k/
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>>77693868
Why? It's good worldbuilding.
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>>77693868
>>77696317
You sound like children

"EEEEEW GIRLS ARE ICKY!"

Come on, you're better than that.
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>>77693914
the only right answer in this entire thread
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>>77694048
>No gayer thing.
Simping for skymommy is considerably gayer, actually.
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>>77696962
He pissed on her
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>>77703978
>implying girls aren't icky
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>>77693868
>this is actually the reason why the state of the world is so shitty that adventures to stop evil monsters and overlords can happen so frequently
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>>77704275
>Female god makes male devil seethe with impotent incel rage.
I could see that.
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>>77704275
>>77704378
This needs drawfags attention
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>>77702073
The exact same applies to... literally everyone, regardless if male, female or faglord like you
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>>77693868
I was actually thinking of having an Earth Mother-style goddess as the head of the pantheon, with the twist being that she's also the underworld goddess, since life both arises from the Earth and returns to it in death to nourish new life, what do you guys think?
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Here's your goddess. By the way, her fate is to be defeated by a male.
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>>77693898
should be hermaphrodite
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>>77704597
This is something a lot of people don't understand. They seem to think everything will be decided by one on one duels.
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>>77704799
*Is decided by
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>>77693888
this
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>>77704751
as all Gods should be as such
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>>77693868
>having a pantheon of Gods with a defined leader
>not each nation/group of nations having their own sponsor-God using them as a cosmic chess game
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>women give birth
>NOOOOOO YOU CANT HAVE A FEMALE DEITY THAT CAN CREATE LIFE, NOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>77706158
>posting child porn
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>>77694000
Artesia. The viewpoint culture worships the creator goddess and her divine court, while surrounding cultures worship an ascended human hero-god.
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>>77706236
>manfaced niggress
Yikers
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>>77706236
her face looks like The Punisher as drawn in a crowd shot
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>>77693868
How does this thread stay up?
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>>77693868
>the chief god of the pantheon isn't a blatant Ishtar rip off
DROPPED
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>>77693868
>his world’s pantheon has a chief god
Just sound like monotheism with extra steps.
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>>77693957
>>77699884
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>>77699815
>tfw Medusa and the Gorgons were just the Athenians throwing some shade at the Cretans
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>>77694615
Inanna/Ishtar was not the chief deity at any time or in any culture of ancient mesopotamia.
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>>77708204
I mean, the Minotaur is just Greece in general throwing shade a the Minoans, who used to live of Crete.
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>>77694048
>Putting pussy on a pedestal
The same lies that got us kicked out of Eden
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>>77693914
>yet you still use the same genders that exist in the real world

Hell yes because it's my
>sexual
fantasy.
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>>77708002
I'm gonna take a shot in the dark and guess this is someone's take on the Persephone myth.
Where can I find the rest?
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>>77708404
It looks like the art of that guy who does Death Vigil and that lesbian BDSM comic. Hope that helps.
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>>77708404
>>77708486
For once google reverse search is useful. It's a webcomic called Punderworld
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>>77693888
fpbp
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>>77706800
Dubs decides
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Well I got two, they are twins, one is a female, originating from a story I worked on where she is god of the moon, night, death, war and silver
Main character proclaims his intent to conquer the universe, that he would march all his soldiers into the heavens and finally take her as his bride in the late part of the story where he has basically nearly lost his mind due to ambition, feelings of responsibility and a good dose of paranoia.
He is the bad guy in my TG setting. It's fun and I found it a good way to include a character I worked on before without being "That DM" who ends up railroading shit because they want a specific story by doing it like this.
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>>77704799
They actually are, just nobody has a big enough cock to go forward with the duel.
First nigga to pull out his gun gets to decide the rules. Always.
Prove me wrong.
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>>77693868
What are the upsides and downsides of having a female deity as the pantheon head, anyway?
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>>77708404
>>77708486
>>77708533
It`s his wife.

https://www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/punderworld/list?title_no=312584
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>>77709288
narrative speaking you get more motherly aspects and all the baggage that entails, Demigods born of her are much more exclusive as she ostensibly is the one doing the birthing and more inclined to personally care for them, generally a woman in a position of power is often seen as more of an organizer, compared to the more common warrior king angles, but these are hardly Hard and fast rules to adhere to.
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>>77693888
fpbp
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>>77693868
Who are you quoting?
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>>77693868
Well, what circumstances would cause a female chief deity to happen, anyway? In both the scenario where the gods exist in-setting and where they don't?
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>All these simps being triggered
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>>77693868
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>>77699884
>Chad Thundercock
literally.
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>>77700107
right? it's basically their go-to for tapping out when they don't have an actual argument.
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>>77696386
why do you assume so many people online are transexuals? they're a very small percentage minority.

people CAN disagree with you because they think you're stupid. I daresay it's going to be the primary case.
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>>77706800
fuckin nice
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>>77712644
Literally being the mother of us all?
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>>77693868
>The chief god of the pantheon is appearing female to the male pcs in an attempt to gain trust
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>>>77693868
>tell me you don't have sex without telling me you don't have sex

>>77712808
>treating half your species with basic respect
>FUCKING SIMPS
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>>77713542
Do they ever have an actual argument?
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>>77714664
>doooood its da jooooooooooooos
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>>77693868
>>The chief god is petite and overwhelmingly smug young lady
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>>77714701
>smug
Ah yes, the Worst Emotion.
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>>77714664
sure, they're just egregiously cherrypicked, full of confirmation bias, oversimplification, and thought-terminating cliches.

if you've ever talked to someone deep in a religion or cult it's a pretty similar pattern once you break it down.
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>>77693868
Ishtar-diggy-do
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>>77703978
>Come on, you're better than that.
They aren't and you know it.
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>>77693868
>>77693888
>>77693905
>Simp worldbuilding for Simp players
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>>77694706
>They don't even get it that they are in fact continuing the pagan fertility cult to this day.
Bro that was Christianity's whole MO when converting pagan Europeans in the middle ages. Take whatever the already believe in and rebrand it with Jesus and the big sky daddy.
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>>77714163
>Literally being the mother of us all?
Thanks, what are some other potential ideas as to why a female deity is pantheon head?
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>>77716779
well, why should it be a man? who says man automatically means leadership?

men have traditionally led in war and hunting, because they are physically stronger. But gods are magical beings. And quite a lot of civilizations have women as the "magickier" of the two sexes, to the point of practicing magic being considered a feminine trait, for instance the norse, or requiring taking on of feminine traits, leading to a class of androgynous sometimes even castrated shamans (for instance, basically every example for "there are more than two genders, it's all social constructs" that get brought up.)

So why shouldn't the most magical magic being be the leader of the magical beings? And why wouldn't that leader be of the most magical sex?
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>>77716965
>requiring taking on of feminine traits, leading to a class of androgynous sometimes even castrated shamans (for instance, basically every example for "there are more than two genders, it's all social constructs" that get brought up.)

So they're arguably right then, just wrong conclusion. There are exactly three. Chad, Girl, and Mystical Drag Queen.
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>>77706158
Sauce me up, anon.
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>>77717128
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>>77704734
Tiamat turned her brother into femboy and riding his bigg dicc until her belly full everyday
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>>77717128
I Don't get it
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>>77709139
The nigga who pulls the trigger rules, not the one who waves his gun around. If you know what I mean
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>>77693868
Perhaps we Westerners are conditioned to think of the head deity as male because of Dyeus Pater, the Sky Father archetype, present in many IE derived mythologies, and YHWH being a male deity, originally just another god that later got conflated with El and became the god of Israel
I can only think of Amaterasu and Artahe as chief female deities but there may be more around the world
>>77709288
>>77712644
>, anyway?
Oh great he's here. Stop using these faggy language vices if you want to be sneakier. It's far too easy to spot you, faggot
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>>77701817
>I guess it must be gay to you to acknowledge your father as the leader of the household and rightful patriarch over the family?
Yes.
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>>77717128
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>>77693868
This is what is meant by fragile masculinity.
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Is Mothra a chief deity or a minor diety?
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>>77693868
>patriarchal society that makes Saudi Arabia look like feminist paradise
>has a female patron deity
Seriously though, what did the Athenians mean by this
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>>77703978
Girls are icky. Haven't you heard of cooties?
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>>77718323
yeah you have to fight him for that position otherwise you're a subservient faggot
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>>77717128
>There are exactly three. Chad, Girl, and Mystical Drag Queen.
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>>77694706
Didn't Poland have three-gods-as-one since pagan times with Triglaw?
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>>77717128
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>>77693868
>chief diety isn't a mother that imprisoned her husband for trying to eat everyone.
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>>77694048
Catholics worship Mary though
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>>77699815
I'm still angry she's only a disease healer instead of a full healer in Dom5.
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>>77693888
OP BTFO in the first post.
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>>77701513
Your mother hates you and don't know why. It fills you with guilt and sorrow so you lash out at women because they won't show you love or tenderness. Your search for acceptance leads you to veiled homoerotic hero worship which confuses you even more as your heroes would never be homos but still you long for human tenderness and acceptance even as a supplicant to the masculinity you worship. You are lonely and full of fear that it will always be so because your conflicted emotions forever keep another human being from knowing and accepting you.
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>>77704157
I see you are a scholar of the ancient ways
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>>77725628
his mom hates him cause he's a fuckin washed up misogynist and it makes her wonder where she went so wrong as a mother
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People don't respect females, period. Even something like a hurricane gets treated as less a threat just for having a woman's name.
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>lady death
>everyone can die
>not worshipping irl
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>>77726181
>mfw i'm her high priest, licking her boney ass feet through death and rebirth
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>>77708274
No, not even after she supplanted Anu and Enlil and held the temple of E-anna for a thousand years? Not even after the Assyrians favored her over there former patron Ashur 2000 years after that? Never?
Know your facts before you open your mouth.
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>>77693868
>He doesn't want a big titty mommy goddess gf
What are you, gay?
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I thought Iluvatar in Silmarillion was female since I was reading the Finnish translation and Finnish has no gendered pronouns and -tar is the feminine suffix. I think like 90% of Finns make the same mistake and only learn later that he's male.
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>>77725961
...maybe the gender of the head of pantheon might have some part in shaping the culture? Depends on the setting again, not every fantasy world is cultural carbon copy of real world.
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>>77693868
What about goddesses that rule their own realms, if not a whole pantheon?
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>>77726904
Because when I pray I don't want to be rock hard the whole time or worry ever big titty stranger might be god in human form.
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>>77696362
Islam.

"A**** neither begets, nor is he begotten." Invented to one-up the Christians.
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>>77734121
So you're gay after all
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>>77727089
It's really close to Ilmatar who was a Finnish goddess that gave birth to a folk hero.
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>>77731293
Best girl. Best doggo.
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>>77693868
Depends on the culture i believe
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>>77693888
gottem in one
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>>77737232
>Best girl. Best doggo.
Why was she the pantheon head, anyway?
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>>77724724
>Rhea saved all the Olympians
>nobody gave a fuck about her and she didn't get to be god of anything
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>>77740287
Her kids let her retire after everything she went through, even gave her nice summer home
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>>77693888
Ironically this is probably what Arnold himself would say too.
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>>77739060
She was the best of all of Izanagi's children, and he just sort of...stopped doing anything? I'm not really sure what happened with him.
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>>77693888
Trips o' truth
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>>77693868
>the entire pantheon is female or uses female forms
>all of them are horny and regularly breed with mortals
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DIS FREAD STINKS! IT NOW BELONGZ TO DA ORKS!
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>>77725628
Based Psychology bro.
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>>77693868
>Not having the Divine Mother at the top of the pantheon since every other god is her child.
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>>77693868
This is OP.
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>>77724817
>Catholics worship Mary though
It's more of a 'Hey Miss Mary, you've got a closer relationship with Big J, can you bring this to him for me?" It's the same thing with any other Saint but she's slightly elevated cause she's Jesus's mom and who's gonna say no to their mom?
t. anon who went through Catholic Primary and Secondary school and was on his way to enter the ministry.
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>>77693868

This.

>but muh celts! Muh earthmother!

Wrong! The chief god of the "druidic" pantheon, as you retards put it, was a male god of the sun, Lugh. There aren't pantheons with female leaders in any important civilization, period.
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>>77742198
Weebs consider Japan to be important, and their chief god is a woman.
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>this thread

Holy shit /tg/ has been subverted into a hive of soibois and pic related.
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>>77726869

Gonna need some sources on that, buddy. Sounds like some toothpaste-haired revisionist history.
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>>77704693

I think every civilization with a female deity in charge is fags destined to be GROUND BENEATH THE MANIPLE.
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>>77742245
>chief god
>Amaterasu

What an absolutely subhuman-tier understanding of Shinto
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>>77742245
>hides in a cave
>has to be tricked out with a mirror
>no absolute chief ruler of the gods
>any importance she has comes from Izanagi
>gets bullied by her own brother

lmao
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>>77742327
Izanagi made the world, but he isn't head god.
That's like saying Chaos is head god of the Greek pantheon as opposed to Zeus.
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>>77742245
What are you even On About?
-t. Been to Japan and intend to live there eventually.
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>>77742026
You know, Point of Reason with Greenskin here:
Ork gods Gork and Mork may use Masculine terms but are neither male nor female. A pantheon of two built on might and cunning.
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>>77742556
Oy Boss, dis one's green.He a humie?
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>>77742626
UHHHHHHHH.
DUNNO, KRUMP 'IM ANYWAY, IF 'E IZ, 'E'LL GIT KRUMPED, IF 'E'Z NOT, 'E'Z ORKY.
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Tranny janny on full damage control lmao.
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>>77693868
Name three settings that do that.
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>>77742679
Elaborate.
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>>77714163

Adults are supposed to be independent of their mothers, simps are the ultimate manchildren.
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>>77742152
Jesus could. I was explicitly told that Jesus could do anything, including saying no to his mom. Not that he would, Jesus is a good son, but he could.
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>>77716965
>well, why should it be a man? who says man automatically means leadership?

Evolution. The best mythological spellcasters are always men even when magic is regarded as a female thing, because human men are doers and the active sex, while human women are nurturers, receivers, and the passive sex.
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>>77721255

They meant that while she was their patron Zeus was still her daddy.
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>>77742752

WOOD YOU'Z UMIEZ SHUDDUP ABOUT YOUR DANGLY BITZ? DIS IZ AN ORK FREAD NOW.
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>>77726904

Worshipping a woman is literally being a simp.
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>>77736781
>if you're not a simp you're gay

Maybe the Spartans were onto something, their society was pretty simp-free.

>>77742698

Posts criticizing trannies or the secular worship of feminine traits are being deleted. Outright political posts the janny agrees with stay up. First day here?
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>>77742806

Shut the fuck up you underage faggot.
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>>77742848
Is it all Trannie posts or just the screaming name calling ones?

Let me test it.

I believe that Transgenderism is a mental disorder, but, like all disorders, does not have to be the defining trait of an individual. I believe surgical transition is not healthy, any more than giving a schizophrenic man a sixth finger because his delusion says he always had it.

That said, I don't intend to harass anyone who is clearly already broken, and the friends I have who are transgendered have my ear if they ever need it, end while I don't support their lifestyle change, I do support their free will.

If this post gets removed, I'll believe the jannies are just defending trannies.

If not, then maybe everyone should use coherent arguments.
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>>77742848
>Maybe the Spartans were onto something, their society was pretty simp-free.

>*laughs in women possessing 90% of the wealth*
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>>77742870
JOKEZ ON YOU, I WUZ BORN LOIK, TWO WEEKZ AGO!
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>>77708351
Why does Greece seethe so much as based Crete?
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>>77742725
Yeah, he could but as you said, he's a good son and loves his mom so of course he's going to listen to her.
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>>77725628
nice projection homo
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>>77726181
Santa Muerte is a Mexcian-derived mix between Catholicism and neo-paganism and oversees death, healing, and protection. She's unironically worshipped pretty widely in Mexico and the South-Western US, especially in the more lawless regions.
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>>77743074
Huh. How do they reconcile that with Catholacism? In fact, how does Dias De La Muertos fit into the Mexican Catholic Canon vs. Catholic Canon as a whole?
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I do love that the word of the week is being used in a context that if it were real would result in people getting thier souls damned.
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>>77743130
Huh?
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>>77742982
In the Bronze Age the Cretans did a fuck-ton of piracy, so after they got colonized by the Greeks some time in the post-bronze age dark ages the Greeks continued to seethe about the piracy, and wrote about how shit Crete was.
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>>77743130
what?
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>>77743166
>female god real
>people call others simps and don't worship God
>people die
>souls go to bad place for angering god
It's basically reddit atheism only in a hypothetical context.
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>>77743124
Because she's SANTA Muerte, not just "Muerte."

"Thou shalt have no gods before me" doesn't say jack shit about Saints, and Dia De Las Muertos isn't about worshipping the dead, it's about reconnecting with them. Is this blatant rule-lawyering to keep a culture alive and distinct from the main church? Yes, obviously, and Orthodox Catholicism ignores it because they still say their Hail Mary's and say nice things about Jesus. Anything to keep the religion as wide-spread as possible.

Now, if the pope cracked down and said "knock all this off," would Mexicans listen to him? No idea. Some would, sure, but I doubt it would last beyond a generation or two. They wouldn't drop Jesus, either, they'd just become their own flavor of Protestant.
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>>77743204
>Invade land
>conquer land
>complain about new land you conquered incessantly.

The historical equivalent of pic related
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>>77743256
Intriguing...
I had heard that dias de la muertos was about remembering the dead so they don't fade from existance, and also affirms the land of the dead, both of which seem incongruent with the Catholic Faith.
More technicality?
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>>77742214
Christ alive you can see the mental instability in her eyes
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>>77704134
> wanting to fuck women is gay.
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if anyone ever asks me why i think this board is shit all i have to do is show them this thread
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>>77743536
Post Poop.
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>>77693868
>a female deity is the entire patheon of the religion because she is 5 minds sharing one soul
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>>77743536
Pretty weak evidence.
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>women are gentler than men, and thus will be less prone to causing mass destruction and death when mankind inevitably fucks up somehow
>women inspire protective feelings in men, thus soldiers who feel that their religion is being attacked will feel more motivated to protect it
>women, especially motherly women, give comfort to men, thus a man can go into battle and die knowing that his momma goddess will be there to nurture his soul in heaven should he die
>women inspire unity and peace between peoples, a mother never wants to see her children fight each other, and so she will encourage them to hug it out and get along

Clearly a goddess is better than a god for mankind.
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>>77743691
>women inspire protective feelings in men, thus soldiers who feel that their religion is being attacked will feel more motivated to protect it
>women, especially motherly women, give comfort to men, thus a man can go into battle and die knowing that his momma goddess will be there to nurture his soul in heaven should he die
So basically when war breaks out it will be a pure slaughter fest till the end.
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>>77700833
If you or your partner think about a god during sex, you must not be very good. Can't even hold each other's attention for 30 second?
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>>77700006
Primordial Chaos of Greek myth from whom was borne Erebus and Nyx, being darkness and the night personified respectively, and from whom all else is descendant.
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DA HUMIEZ IZ TRYIN TA FOIGHT BAK, WAAAAAUGH!!!!
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>>77743934
DATS DA SPIRIT!!
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>>77696697
Why in the world would anyone need to learn NEW insults? I don't even know what you replied to because tranny mod deleted it, but that's a weird counter. Clearly the insult worked since it triggered you and the tranny mod.
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>>77744207
>Clearly the insult worked since it triggered you and the tranny mod.


See:
>>77742919
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>>77704751
>>77693898
There's not just one god in the pantheon, you know. We can have both.
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>>77714618
Damn hope she sees this bro
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>>77693868
Males are superior. Women are inferior, fit only for fucking and bearing children. So yes.
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>>77744682
You stupid fucking idiot.

what are you saying yes to?
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>>77744682
I pity you if you unironically live with this worldview. May you come to gain wisdom as the years pass, and may you one day realize the value of women in both society and your own life.

Reminder: the vast majority of transgendered and homosexual individuals, as well as sociopaths and narcissists are born and raised in homes where either a mother or father are absent, negligent or abusive.
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>orcs raiding incel thread
good
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FALLZ IN LINE YOUZ HAIRY GITZ WE GOTZ A WAAAUGH TO LAUNCH! WaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAGH!
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>>77745473
>>77745507
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>>77745705
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>>77745766

IZ DUNNO IF YOU'Z ONE OR A BUNCH, BUT I'Z GLAD TO 'AVE YA! LET'S GIT DEZE UMIES AND DERE WEIRD TALK!
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>>77746136
Thread's over and heading to page 11, mate. No need to dump even more pics.
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>>77746229
DEN MY WORK 'ERE IZ DUNN.
UNTIL NEXT TOIM.
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>>77706158
>>77717194
@_Numbskull on twitter but their account was restricted
here's their pixiv https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/30689924
here's a direct link to the headpat pic https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ELG36dxU8AA-VQJ.jpg:orig
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>>77743362
>being obsessed with one hole and dedicating your entire life and worship to her just on the off chance that she'll even pay attention to you one of these days
>not the height of faggotory.
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>>77693888
Everyone who responded favorably to this post is a fucking loser
>hurr durr you're an incel too
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>>77747111
have sex
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>>77747150
Your mom needs a rest, maybe later.
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>>77746697
>50%+ of the population
>Hole

Were you reduced in function to your penis, as your Tumblr counterparts would gladly do, how would you feel? Moreover, disregarding over half the planet's population is a terrible policy to hold in general.

I refer you to this post noting most societal issues stem from bad family dynamics:
>>77745144
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>>77747252
Thread's about to fall off the board, dude, stop wasting your time debating some shitposting incel faggot, he's just baiting to waste your time and get (You)s.
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>>77747252
You competely missed the point of what that anon said. HE was not reducing women to nothing but a hole, he's saying the person he was replying to did, because that was why THAT anon cared about what women think, not that it was something he himself believed.
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>>77747313
Eh, Thread died and I'm bored. Normally would ignore but I mean, Gotta vent a little right? Plus who knows, maybe a year or two down the line enough people saying reasonable arguments like mine might make them actually think.
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>>77743130
>word of the week
Word of the week? What?
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>>77744463
What a cynical world view you must have if you think any form of civility or morality is virtue signaling



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