Blizzard of the Hill EditionPrevious: >>77690613>OFFICIAL Commander website, where you can learn the rules, see the current banlist, and read the OFFICIAL format philosophy, laid down by the rules committee:https://mtgcommander.net/>Statistically see what everyone else puts in their commander decks based on what is posted to the internet.http://www.edhrec.com/>Find out what lands you can add to your deck, sorted by category, based on a chosen color identity.http://mtglands.com/>Deck List Site: You can search for decks that other people have made. Authors often have comments that explain their deck strategy and card choices.http://www.tappedout.net>CARD SEARCHhttps://scryfall.com>How do I proxy cards?https://www.mpcautofill.com/guide>TQ:What's your favorite Snow card?
>>77692675Snow covered mountain
>>77692675>>77692679why'd you make a new thread, we weren't even at bump limit.
>>77692675>tqpicrelIs the person thinking about moving to the Denver area still here? I have a few recommendations for LGS to go for that are still open during the Plague.
nigga I make threads early as fuck too but I wait until we atleast hit page 3 past bump
Anyone here know enough Forgotten Realms lore to be excited speculating what kind of commanders we could get when that set comes out?Personally I'm really hoping I can use Xanathar as a commander.
>>77692722>>77692705What won't you "people" bitch about?
>>77692705What is the /tg/ bump limit?>>77692722Should I have waited 5 more minutes?
>>77692675>TQ: What's your favorite Snow card?This but idk what to run it in
>>77692793I grew up on the 2nd edition manuals and put thousands of hours into the gates as a teen.I still don't want to see any of it on magic cards and if I do i'll never own one.
>>77692793I now see why a new thread needed to be made. We were all busy shitting on shills last thread and they needed a clean slate to try and advertise to us on.
>>77692793Don't do this. Not this early.>>77692806It is a generally bad practice to start a new thread this early. I'm in the camp that doesn't think generals should exist though.
>>77692793Havent played in fucking forever and never used modules but I do remember there being some massive big bad lich started with a V or something but he is probably either going to be an artifact like how his body parts are in game or a massive game winning legendaryalso they will probably have the lich from tomb of horrors as a joke legendary
>>77692806Anons know not to make a new thread so quickly. Shills that want to move on as quick as possible don't get it.
Commander for this vibe?
Why yes I do maindeck Red Elemental Blast and Pyroblast.
>>77692832>It is a generally bad practice to start a new thread this earlyBitch I've been posting in this general for almost a decade. +300, especially when the thread is dead, is safe time to make a new one especially when the last third of last thread was nothing but meaningless shitposting Now post your favorite Snow card or die
I want to fuck Shanna.
So why are there so many personalities around here anyway? We have about 30 profiles to make. Claim yourself before someone else does.
>>77692889having personalities is a surefire way to accelerate the death of a general trust me anon
>>77692896That is good. Generals have no place here. They only serve as marketing.
>>77692859I know that image, you sick bastard
>>77692821>>77692829>>77692832I've played D&D for almost a decade now, but surprisingly my first campaign in the actual setting of the Forgotten Realms just started last year, never really played any modules besides Keep on the Borderlands, mostly did hexcrawl stuff or weird homebrew settings, I kind of got into learning about the setting at the same time I started playing Magic, Zendikar Rising was the first set I played with, I didn't realize people had this much of a problem with the crossover content.I thought it was neat considering the two IPs are owned by the same people and Magic the Gathering is all about exploring different settings with the planeswalkers and all.I've been planning to run a game set in Ravnica since it's probably my favorite plane, and I think it's cool that they made an official D&D sourcebook for the setting.Sorry to bring it up.
>>77692889Don't do this, it'll ruin the general.
>>77692899>generals have no placeSo you think every board should be scattered with random non-categorized infinitely regressive micro threads? Do you not believe in efficiency?
>>77692949You joke but if enough people whined we could probably get a whole /edh/ board.I really don't think it should happen, but I bet it could.
Post 'em, roast 'em, toast 'em, and boast 'em
>>77692675Snow is gayballs. I used to run pic related over regular islands in high-school, because I liked the art, and it looked especially nice in foil.
>>77692957I'd rather we just have a /tgg/, then we could move shit like this and modern magic and 5e and the warhammer threads over there and stuff
>>77692889>>77692929Please do this, I want this general and everyone in it to die already.
>>77692970sounds like a good way to kill /tg/ and completely ruin the now new board
>>77692970>have a dozen topics in one thread on a board with a 300 post bump limitMan, you should start a restaurant or something
>>77692980But why? I thought we were all friends here.
>>77692889>Avacynanon>30+ monoblack decks anon>20 waifu decks anon>monocolor only anon>golos shitposter>smuggie>Shivam Venkatanarasimharajuvaripeta>the anon pretending to be new>autistic rules lawyer anon>baracatanon>Jesper Ejsing (himself)>That anon that has frilly bedsheets>hybrid mananon>that anon that only plays non-legal decks>a lone cedh anon that gets bullied>deck tech anon>that anon that made funny how to guides>the anon that is just now noticing things>investorfag anon>Sissylesnya anon>rakdos "pegging guys isn't gay" anon>those 2 anons that want a Gruul Ape legend>anon that keeps getting kicked out of LGS>anon from /mmg/>anon that is me>Hell Yeah posters>anon that keeps posting the cropped liliana smut>sliver anon with an expensive deck>Kenrith anon that pretends he has an expensive deck>the anons that think this is their thread>schizo poster anon>A Wyatt MannDid I miss anyone?
If you made a deck using only Ravnica cards related to a specific guild and having a parun or guildmaster as the commander, which would be the best deck?I'm leaning towards the Azorius Senate because they have GAAIV
>>77692979What's wrong with Teysa?
>>77693005Nothing, that's why I made her.
You guys ordered your Secret Lair, right?
>>77692990I meant /tgg/ as its own new board dumbass.
>>77693002Don't forget Ari and the Professor.
>>77693002>Did I miss anyone?
>>77693002you forgot yurikofagalso glad Im not on there
>>77693022Oh ok lol I'm drunk. Yeah that's an idea I can actually get behind
>>77693002That guy that won't fucking shut up about horobi and building a horobi deck
>>77693002Autism box anonGitrog anon that probably stopped showing up after embarrassment
>>77693002The OTHER Avacynanon who doxed her own daughter by posting a shitty job hiding the birth certificate details
>>77693019God no. All those cards are shit. And not for political reasons, they're just straight hot garbage except for Kaya that art is kino
>>77693047I'm still not convinced that that isn't the same singular avacynanon and he is now squarely in the self harm camp and actively destroying his life out of spite.
>>77693040There's more than one of us.
>>77693002The Pharika bro who had his deck stolen. By the way are you okay dude? Did you ever get your deck back?
>>77693040There are more than 1 of that guy. I'm 1.
*market gardens your commander*Whatcha gonna do now bitch boy?
>>77693068we are legion
>>77693002Yoked Ox posterStill plays tuck anonAnon that hates all reference to the CZ (more than 1 anon)
>>77693068>>77693078Then one of you should go fuck yourself and I guess I might see you saturday?
>>77693095No one is yelling at each other. Let that sink in.
>>77693086God. I've been wanting to make a hightower themed deck with that guy at the helm ever since I saw his name. The problem is, black doesn't really have the best suite of cards that essentially grind the game to a halt
>>77693102wtf lol that was me
>>77693002Arjunfag aka me
>>77693110I've bitched out a few anons, I'm not sure you've payed attention so far
>>77693002The Nielsen collector anon.
>>77693130They ignored you I guess. There is no tailspin where 2 autists are acting like rabid dogs.
>>77693112Use this to represent that one guy who still absolutely insists on playing Caber demo even after the nerf but is actually pretty good at it.
>>77693002Don't forget the two tranny anons
>>77693133The problem with that is that I need both something indestructible I can get out reliably (Not too hard) but more importantly. the abyss is ridiculously expensive. Not to mention that if I DID get that card I'd have to put it into my existing zurgo deck first
>>77693144Fair. My arguments are ironclad and insurmountable. Years of philosophy training will do that lol
>>77693002That one anon who has a pass
>>77693002What about the guy who posts about Krenko all the time?
>>77693176FUCKING GOBLINS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!
>Kookus is spikingHurry up and get yours before it's too late!
>>77693002That one anon who still can't find an interesting mono G deck
>>77693002The anon that moved to canada and was really worried the area would be slummy. I hope it all worked out buddy.
>>77693002the two trannies that always type out a paragraph about how they are trannies before being ignored or being told to fuck off
>>77693002The instigators of politics in spoiler seasons
>>77693162Or you make your creature's artifacts. Phyrexian Scriptures and a Hex Parasite go great together
>>77693185>>77693152Why 2 trannoids? Is it SOP to have a backup given what i've heard about stats and such?
>>77693002The people who gaslight a bitch that you made a thread too early
>>77693002The guys that always tell people to proxy.
>>77693151Platinum Emperion and the "You cant lose/win and your opponents cant win/lose" cards are also absolute musts.
>>77693194any time terese neilson is brought up those two dudes have to let everyone know that despite being trannies he loves terese neilson even though no one asked
>>77693196You did make it too early. It isn't gaslighting, its constructive criticism. We still love ya lad. Your TQ is good even though you love hat dragon too much.
>>77693199That's just all the actual regulars. The only anti proxy people are literal wotc shills trying to win back disgruntled customers.
>>77693190That still doesn't address the issue of it being a really expensive card. Fortunately magus of the abyss is fucking nothing
>>77693199that was mealso put moc in the OP because I got tired of people asking how 2
>>77693086>tfw tf2 tried to sell its soul to the esports crossroads devil >nerfed all the fun items into the fucking dirt or completely removed the qualities that made them unique because muh comp>esports never happen>endless roving aimbot hordes ravage servers like swarms of locusts>jungle inferno update was over 3 years agothe fall of tf2 is the most depressing gaming saga of our times. if they had just finished Expiration Date on time, Adult Swim wouldn't have pulled the plug on the animated series and that alone might have revitalized the game, but now we're stuck with a husk of what it once was. Press F
>>77693199That is everyone in the thread except you.
>>77693002>have been here longer than all of the them>make the majority of the threads>nobody has assigned any characteristics to meFeels good, man
>>77693210Nah, I haven't taken the proxy pill yet.
>>77693210I'm not. I don't want cancer from the ink that's used in asian countries.
>>77693002The one guy who does basically all the shitposting because he's suicidal and had a meltdown a few years ago.
>>77693212It's really cheap with MPC
>>77693002Anon that sells proxies as real cards
>>77693217I still have fun playing... Th-the bot problem isn't that bad, it just interrupts my play experience and ruins my killstreaks sometimes...
>>77693209T-thanks anon, I love that fucking dragon :^)
>>77693237god the amount of seething he causes is hilarious
This synergy is absolute nuts. Put into my Rakdos, the Showstopper deck and it was instantly more oppressive.Also Tergrid because there's a lot of hand hate effects in there.
>>77693199Eat dick, I tell people to proxy and I gotten 4 of my irl friends to start doing it. Hell, I even gave away 200$ worth of proxied landbases to my friends for Christmas just so we could all have better play experiences.
>>77693242I bet you love fucking that dragon too OwO
>>77691156I'd make them reprint the one that has Trade Secrets in it.And I'd make them leave it in.
>>77693217The Crowbcat video on TF2 is depressing>>77693112>black doesn't really have the best suite of cards that essentially grind the game to a haltIs this a joke? Infernal Darkness? Contamination? Fucking Nether Void and Chains of Mephistopholes?
>>77693002the anon that uses caps lock for EMPHASISand has an unhealthy addiction to the word FUCK
>>77693254>Ian MillerI never thought they would bring him back, but I'm glad they did.
>>77693251I guarantee he causes people to look thru their collection nervously every time he starts popping off.
>>77693279I own dozens of copies of Horrible Hordes
>>77693002that anon that talks with a ton of authority on plays and lines but you can tell they haven't played in years
>>77693269>Infernal DarknessI just bought one of those. I'm considering putting it into my Horobi deck.
>>77692889Ikra and Vial odd cmc tribal anon here, obosh is the only cool companion. Get fucked if you disagree
>>77693237Fuck that faggot no way is he legit
What do you guys like to draw in tabletop sim
>>77693319>monored player is a furfag
>>77693185>>77693152Are they hot?
>>77693328Well I don't play burn I play monored starke of rath control so I guess you can suck it, chaser
>>77693352Trannies can't be hot.
>>77693360what are you, gay?
>>77693328>agp troon is the color of unchecked impulse and short-sighted actionsurprise surprise
>>77693328Why do you obsess over autumn's retarded antics?>>77693353>starke of rathbased. I personally play valduk voltron
>>77693365>asking magic players if they're gayYou should have seen this coming
>>77693352They look like men that have been run over by mopeds, like all trannies.
>>77693369He's even 4 times more red than he is white.
>>77693375>valduk voltronVery nice, anon. Monored and orzhov are my favorite to play
>>77693019I dont like niggers...so no.
>>77693002Don't forget anti nose picking anon.
>>77693369>>77693391What's with your obsession with some tourney faggot?
>>77693402Thats a weird one. Imagine living to adulthood and never realizing everyone but you was eating their boogers.
>>77692961As the filename says, everything right of Obeka hasn't been built into a paper deck, but I'm working on getting each
>>77692690dildo version or other?
>>77693404It is a literal tranny thinking talking about that guy "owns" us somehow.
>>77693404I just really hate him and his impact on this game.
>>77692867more like red elemental based
I fucking love this card
>>77692979i want to see this with bannedfag's 14 golos decks
>>77693493what commander would you use with him?
>>77693499That would be a great addition, but only works well with Opposition Agent because otherwise it's just letting everyone tutor for free. Even with Ob Nix on the field, it isn't hard to tutor up a removal spell if he's on the verge of killing someone.
>>77693505Every deck that uses black
>>77693505Horobi probably. Seems like a natural fit.
>>77693002There are 5 avacyn anons besides the molested one
goblin assassin has put the fear of god into my friends
>>77693531Who are the others? There's the guy with the red one, the one that collects nielsen arts and has a zombie deck, what else?
>>77693452coldsnap for aesthetic, dildos for salt.
>>77693543One used to post smut all the time and theres another one who has all the mono white angels that wasnt molested.
>>77693478What impact? Just stop thinking about any of them and they don't matter
>>77693539He is the best Grave Pact in the game.
>>77693566I run him in my kiki jiki deck, ideally with lighning greaves on and krark's thumb out
>>77693002>mfw I'm multiple of the anons on the list and several of the responses
>>77693539FUCK OFFFFF GOBLINFAAAAAAG! FUUUUUUCKKKK YOUUUUUUU
>>77693539I love the way he is stepping on his cloak.
>>77693520>>77693254Ehh good point, unless you can flash in it not really worth it, especially if the tutoring shit is just a sub theme. If you do wanna go all in on it golgari works better cause of fertilid, and group land searchers.
>>77693619his flavor text is the best>The more victims he kills, the more likely he is to get the right one
>>77693002Has anything outside of spoilers gotten near this many replies?
>>77693632>kills the target on accident while tripping on cloak>keeps killing in the confusion
*kills lazav for not being nihilistic enough*
>>77693604>>77693596and thats why the lightning greaves are ideal
>>77693539Flipping coins is fun. Things dying if you lose that flip is double fun.
>>77693646might as well be that way, got him to trigger 5 times in a turn and made my opponent sac his entire board for a game I really shouldn't have won
I am gonna build this guy... what am I in for?
>>77693678Shut up dad!1! I'm a masterspy!
>>77693665>*taps Krenko*>reeeeeeeeeeeeeeing ensues
>>77693651>>77693684I'd hit it
>>77693688first I kikijiki him, then I tap krenko
>>77693691No you wouldnt
>>77693674Having your commander tapped every other turn after your hand runs dry>>77693684She's doable in this one
I refuse to add cards with the words "Commander" or "Command Zone" in their effects to my decks.
>>77693691No you wouldn't because assassins can't have sex.
>>77693707Should I play howling mine effects?
>>77693622Tutoring really isn't a theme, but all three of the cards in the synergy work by themselves to Group Slug, and together they get absolutely oppressive.Boasting to tutor myself is nice, but isn't super necessary.
>>77693719You were listed in the founders. You are in the right.
>>77693723Yeah that would help, clock is really good with any full colorless deck
>>77692859any female vampire legend
>>77693761I was planning on playing clock and keys.
>>77692961>Edgar Markov>Ardenn, Intrepid Archaeologist // Rograkh, Son of Rohgahh>Aesi, Tyrant of Gyre Strait>Vial Smasher // Thrasios, Triton Hero>Nekusar, the Mindrazer>Rakdos, the Showstopper>Estrid, the Masked>Queen Marshesa>Grand Warlord Radha>Averna, the ChaosbloomAll in paper, Averna is the newest. She got her first two wins this evening.
I need a project deck. Something that will occupy my time and thoughts. My mom and her friend keep coming into the bathroom while I'm using it and its really fucking my mind up. I think they are drunk.
>>77693842haven't you seen pornhub? you know what they're there for
>>77693785What does vampire milk taste like?
>>77693842Just let them suck your dick. Or build Haktos.
>>77693857Salty milk and pennies.
>>77693002that one guy that has to chime with something stupid in if you say anything that could be interpreted as tribal
>>77693842Build a commander cube
>>77693842Just pick something from legends
>>77693855>>77693867I doubt it and that is gross. They keep asking if I'm in the shower then open the door as I'm taking a shit. But it keeps happening.
>>77693857because of the original gif I must ask for clarification, what part of her are you milking?
>>77693911>he knowsshut it down
>>77693926>doesnt want to milk a child lf the dark mother queer
>>77693926I was told it was a really big clit. I've met a few girls like that.
>>77693019the only one I wanted was the sol ring for my Jolrael deck but I'm not paying 50 dollars for that
>>77692961Post Ashling and Gisela lists pls
>>77694003>5 color>4 blue decks3/10
>>77694010Its actually 5 blue decks but also eggs has 6 blue cards total in the last, dragons has even less. are you just one of the people who hates blue because muh countered spells? Because other than Blind Seer and 2-3 to protect my bombos in derevi I dont really run any.
>>77694028No, you just lack creativity.
>>77693842the OG chad of course
>>77694003I play both Blind Seer and Jhoira, breddy good.
>>77694047>Playing blue lacks creativityExplain
>>77694114Whats your wincon in Blind Seer?
>>77694139Blind beats is funny and what I am currently running. I was thinking about switching to Docent of Perfection since I already have a wizard sub theme.
>>77694148Whats the most creative color?
US anon here, is it worth the hassle of dealing with international shipping to get stuff at lower prices on Cardmarket?
>>77694167Literally every color and color combination can be creative.
>>77694179>Colorless>CreativeThe deck builds itself you mongoloid.
>>77694199You are right. Probably black then. I've heard Horobi is good and unique.
>>77694199>calls others mongoloid>netdeckskek really dude?
>>77694167Red, its literally its color identity. Its passion, creativity and love.
>>77694221>Netdecks None of my decks (sans maybe the precon) are netdecked.
>>77694227Thematically I guess you are right. Vorthos wins again
>>77694240Don't lie. You netdeck constantly. That is why you think decks build themselves. You did the same gaff last thread with Horobi posters and got blown out then too.Don't even act like that wasn't you.
>just saw the pariah effect animation on mtgaHOLY FUCKING SHIT LOL. Its quite literally fucking clownshoes retarded and is the stupidest thing I saw in 2021.
>>77694287Nothing can top all these mooncrickets in Kaldheim. It is beyond the pale for me. Nothing can top how wacky and unreal that shit is. Nothing.
>>77694301It was one of the negroid cards doing it. I fucking watched a picture of a magic nigger fly around the screen smashing into shit 18 times like it overdosed on crack and fentanil.
>>77694287details, i didnt even know arena had pariah
>>77694278Colorless builds itself because there is only a handful of non artifact/permanent spells. So no matter how you build it the same weaknesses with card draw/lack of reaction and lack of removal come up. Also I have not posted in an edh thread for weeks. Horobi looks fine though so I don't get the gaff part. I would not build him because it would be too close in playstyle to blind seer.
>>77693002You forgot gorilla bro and the Dino anon that started around ixalan and comes to check for dinos every spoiler season
>>77694347Nah reference to the 2 anons wanting their gruul ape legend is in there. >>77694315Call it the Fentanyl effect until they ban you.
>>77694346There it is>anon who says he hasn't been here for weeks and is clearly lying anonThat is who we were forgetting! Stop the shit faggot.
>>77694324It was ascent of the worthy. For some reason it damages the pariah, flys over to the creature it would deal damage to, then flys back to the pariah, flys around the pariah and rinse and repeat. It picks up speed as it does this and for some reason also spun counterclockwise while trying to face its target. I blocked a rune roided green nigger with 6 dudes and it had trample lifelink. If I would have known what I was about to witness I would have recorded it.
>>77694346>Also I have not posted in an edh thread for weeksThis lie is spouted word for word way too often for it to not be you that is always caught double dipping on some shitposting too early.
>>77694358>>77694347i dont know if im one of the 2 apeposters mentioned but yes where the fuck is our cool ape tribal/mage fucker commander
>>77694372Lol why are you so mad? You are the one who brought up the creative color shit retard.
>>77694389Its you and me brother. I started out with "any good apes printed recently" and then dropped the act after I realized I really did want it.
>>77694387>>77694372Samefag double dipping
>>77694396??? mad? You are lying though and got called out on it. Move on with your humble self.
>>77694358The wall token was my cop car and the angels were my soon to be defunded champion.
>>77694376Make sure to be ready to record it next time.
>>77694417Why the fuck would I even bother to lie about it? Are you new to 4chan? You know there is no upvotes here right?
>>77694376>mtga has shucking and jiving built into the software
>>77694421Is this real?
>>77694433>making excusesYou got dunked on homie. Just move on.
Question for /edhg/Do you lend your decks to people at your FLGS? You you ever learn something about your decks as you play against them?
>>77693949>I was told it was a really big clitit's actually three of the biggest you'll ever see
>>77694453I don't play at an LGS. LGS play is the bottom of the barrel as far as gaming experiences go.
>>77694447The thread got dunked on because we derailed it along with some /pol/fags because you wont shut up about some other anonymous poster who pissed you off in a thread I have no connection to.
>>77694475tfw banned for checking posts
>>77693691she'd put a hit-counter on you instead
>>77694488what are you talking about? Did you reread this before posting to see how insane it sounds?
>>77694517>He reads his posts before postinggo bsck
>>77694488You have to go back.
any of you fine kings good at making alter art cards?
>>77694488The thread was lighthearted and fun until you showed up. Weird how only you think the thread was ruined somehow.
>>77694543>Lighthearted and fun until you showed upis contradicted by>Only you think the thread was ruinedhmmmm
>>77694543>anons that think this thread is theirswas listed as one of the personalities for a reason.
>>77694559>as listed as one of the personalities for a reasonWhat does this mean? Not trolling.
>>77694557I don't think the thread is ruined. I'm used to you doing this every day. You aren't used to the threads yet it seems.
>>77694575Can't wait till there is two of us doing this to you ever day soon.
>>77694572I guess it means she is that personality, it is pretty simple. Generals tend to make weaker willed anons create some connection to said general and then they freak out as it doesn't exist in reality as they think it should in their mind. They start thinking it is their thread. Notice >>77694488 and how weird it is. How upset she seems. How petty the way she describes it is.
>>77694593No one cares about your tulpa Autumn.
>>77694596I am that anon and my goal was to just make that guy mad. Also is the "She" thing a tranny meme?Proof
>>77694617No, its just safe to describe behavior like yours as that of a female. I hedge my bets. I don't mean any disrespect. No tranny non-sense involved.
>>77694637I just dont understand what I did to trigger your autism
>>77694617He is right, you do do this too often and that lie you use is getting stale so please stop all of it for us.
>>77694665What did I actually post that makes you think im the other poster? Screenshot the post.
>>77694673Stop this it is well past when you should have stopped.
>>77694673This is why anons call you she.
>>77694679Lol im not the fucking samefag
>>77694692No one called you a samefag. They said stop.
is this that one "female" anon that also haates trannies I have seen?
>>77694692Were you accused of that?I think the lady doth protest too much.
>>77694705It can't be a real woman, the come backs are too weak for it.
>>77694719women are bad at shit talking if anything its more proof
>>77694719Women do like cum on their back.
>>77694705Maybe its her time of the month or something, broad came in her like a proper cunt bitch for no reason.>>77694729They suck at shit talking but their come backs have effort put behind them. While ineffectual you can tell they aim to cut to your soul. This chick has nothing in the chamber.
>>77694742wtf how did you know???
>woman (?) comes in here like a PMS machine>gets told to cut it out>she cuts it out hmmmm maybe it really was a woman
>>77694746The reddit spacing
>>77694751zoinks looks like I will have to try harder next time!
>>77693002Claiming anon with a handrawn Mat that people don’t like
>>77694767I like it anon
>>77694767Is that it under the cards? I like it.
>>77694780I meant meBut thank you
>>77694786You that anon that doodles on all this deckboxes and makes those insect tokens?You're an alright guy.
>>77694796No, I do make tokens but I’m a different anon
>>77694812Why is your ape a rape ape?
>>77694812I need that ape token in my life.
>>77694825Why isn't yours?
how do I build him?control voltron?flash/cycling tribal?random esper bullshit?
>>77694850>BlueTry getting creative
>>77694076Playing against this commander is super fucking funny with my shitty town and church themed deck because it turns alms into a nuke
>>77694315But anon mayos are the ones who do fent
>>77694875Kek, also is that the only graveyard order matters card you run?In addition to the regular banlist my pod (to my eternal ire) doesn't allow cards that make graveyard order matter.
>>77694315I can’t tell if this is just Chan culture at this point or if some anons just have genuine racial neurosis >>77694475>tfw some dwarf has the audacity to ask for an ale
>>77694750My girlfriend sends me the gif version of that cat when I mention sweating
>>77694906>is that the only graveyard order matters card you run?The only one I’m actually aware of. I have no graveyard recursion though so it hardly matters.
>>77694907Everyone in the world dislikes dark skinned people. Even slightly lighter skinned people of the same race/culture hate the darker toned ones.It is normal human behavior. You can find websites that aren't like this if you look, but 4chan isn't going to be one of them. Ever.
>>77694894All Americans do fent. The opiod crisis is legit and fuelled by china.
>>77694927>fuelled by china.America carries just as much of the blame for pushing that shit through our pharma dynasty
>>77694924>Everyone in the world dislikes dark skinned peopleAnon this is simply untrue from an anthropological perspective.
>>77694954Pharma companies started it, but there are labs over in China where they're mixing stronger and stronger opioids to poison the USA.Its a fucking war.
>>77694968Yeah, the black skins even had to make up shadow men which are so black you cant see them. Theres a reason black people are so afraid to live in the hood.
>>77694976Yeah and it’s Xi’s world now, so you better get used to it, Yankee
>>77694968No it isn't. Look at the caste system in India. Look at which africans get enslaved. Look at how darker europeans are treated. Look at how people view South East Asians compared to Japanese.It is a normal part of human understanding. Is it correct? Don't know. But it is more ingrained than your west centric mind is willing to admit.You've fetishized the savage, nothing more.
>>77694987Australian. I've got even more reason to hate the CCP because we're fucking neighbours with them.There's a reason why our government and Japan's were on the Trump wagon, we fucking knew what the chinks were gonna do if they got free reign.
>>77694989Are you familiar with the black swan theory? Proving a cultural universal is significantly harder than you think and many of the developments that happen polygeneticly over several cultures are not true universals. Simply because societies with a similar organizational hierarchy disparage darker skin (due to associations with hard labor and sun exposure) does not make it an intrinsic part of the human condition.
>>77695009Nice whataboutisms kike
>>77695007How lethal are boomerangs? I'm worried my gov't is going to false flag us into you soon.>>77695009Yes it does. It is the reality of the world you longnose heeb fuck.
>>77695009Is this one of the marketing blurbs for Strixhaven or something? No way its something an anon would say.
>>77694315>>77694907>>77694924>malds about muh darkies in his whale simulator>someone tells him he might have a problem>goes on an unhinged pseud rant about “human nature” supporting him fuming at an animation in said whale simulatorIs anon Irish?
>>77695023>How lethal are boomerangs? They're a meme designed to make Abos look like they aren't petrol sniffing wastes of space. So is the 'we don't have guns' thing actually.You'd be surprised just how many 'lost' firearms are lurking around the sheds in rural Australia.
>>77695009anon try living near negros and you will see why racism will always be a thing
>>77695018Nothing about that was a whataboutism. You’re making broad strokes about human nature without much to back it up.>>77695032I don’t know anon the hogwarts set looks like shit I just get autistic about other anons not knowing anything about anthropology
>>77695048This isn't a thread about anthropology and you are wasting your time trying to push some anti-racism narrative on 4chan.
>>77695043I grew up in a 60% black city and most of the troublemakers were white kids. Any of the homeless blacks I met were kindhearted people down on their luck and the only negative encounter I had with one was a junkie who threw shit at me while I was working for a food bank.
>>77695070sounds like you internalized some anti-white racism, a racism leveled at the minority of your community mind you.Really weird to see a racist doing this. You should probably re-evaluate what you are doing.
>>77695059>This isn't a thread about anthropologyYeah but it’s a thread where anon went on an unhinged rant about MUH BLACKS IN THE CARD GAME and followed it up with an even more unhinged rant about how human society somehow supports his weird neurosis. I’m not even trying to be anti racist or whatever the fuck, god knows I hate the Irish
>>77695084what rant about blacks? There was a post about an animation on Arena and then people asked as they've never seen or heard of it.You don't seem mentally sound so I hope you get it all sorted out soon anon.
>>77695082Oh no I’m fine with whites so long as they’re not fucking micks
>>77695096Irish aren't white though.
>>77695084there is no such thing as anti-racist. You are just being racist. That is fine. We are all racist here and it doesn't bother anyone.
>>77695070I worked with a black man on a first time offender release program because he was using chucke cheeses that gave 5 tokens for a dollar to steal money from machines that took quarters. He tripped out on cocaine and tried to throw another man into a sugar silo auger which was a 4 storu drop which would have killed him. They had to beat him over the head with a wrench to get him to stop.
>>77695117>actual cocaine crazed negroLike pottery
>>77695084There are entire portions of the world where the populace has never seen a black person and find them odd and unsettling looking. Its cool.
>>77695117And this experience made you decide that a quarter of the world was magically predisposed to this? Is your problem actually with dark skin or with the diseased lumpenprole of America
>>77695084Nobody cares which race of people you hate, you just are being a huge bitch about it.
>>77695117When I worked retail my boss wouldn't let me take the deposit to the bank with another person because he was black. The guy had worked there for like 15 years. Turns out he did steal a deposit once but they could never prove it and due to AA he never lost his job over it.
>>77695126And equal portions of the world who have never seen white men and freak out thinking they’re ghosts when they do. Human nature is not concrete. We are very curious animals. Just think about the fact that we’re using electronic devices to argue about race and culture on a board presumably about card games and dice rolling. Isn’t that kind of fun
>>77695131It wasnt my first experience with black foolishness, I simply recognized the danger this behavior causes. Sorry you love niggers so much but you can go relax around them at your leasure.
>>77695131It isn't a quarter. It is 100% of the human population. You put 2 people together and the darker one will get the short end of the stick naturally.>>77695149That isn't true at all. White people are known all over the world. Even undiscovered tribes know of white people.
>>77695117When I did PC installations I worked with a black dude with dreads who always did the job right and didn’t slack off while most of the white guys took vape breaks every 5 minutes and skipped work regularly. Got closer to the dude and found out he had two kids at home and the mom walked out so he was always scared of being out of a job.
>>77695149>people who have never seen niggers think they are ape people at first>meanwhile nonwhite savages that see whites think they are descended god peoplehmmmm
>>77695149Human Nature is concrete. We have mapped the human genome and fully understand the mind. Nothing a human does is foreign to us and nothing you say can change that.
>>77695164>think they are descended god peopleThis has never happened in recorded history. It was a meme made up by Cortes
>>77695165Google the Pirahã you stemlord redditor
> a single ape token set this somali migrant off this hard
Can someone start a new thread without anons getting into spitting contests over Jews or blacks or whatever I just want to post my Teysa deck
>>77695178>stemlord reddittorwhy did this make me kek so hard
>>77695165>fully understand the mind
>>77695190You should know the only thing that beats truth is milk.
>>77695192Going to an engineering college full of people who guzzle Elon Musk’s cock and say shit like “we already know how humans work sweaty” makes the term very handy
>>77695190It is 4chan you will never change it. Leave if it doesn't appeal to you.
>>77695211I don’t care about people saying nigger I just want the thread relatively on the rails. Stop talking like this is your secret club.
>>77695209Great, now I'm thinking about Avacyn crashing down from the sky and sitting on my face. Thanks Anon.
>>77695211>we r legion
>>77695228Thats literally all I think about. That, and fine dining.
>>77695178There is nothing special about the language.
>>77695209Surprised they didn’t do this one
>>77695219I'm not lol. 4chan has been the way it is since before I came here. You seem pretty upset for some reason. Go find some nice black people, they seem to make you feel better.
>>77695245>There is nothing special about the languageThere’s something pretty fucking special about a language not being recursive
>>77695252why do I always have to make new threads
>>77695210We do know how humans work, down to a science. Look at shit like Tiktok or any other 21st century invention like it. They understand what moves you more than you do.
>>77695254And there is something special about african languages having no future tense. It being special doesn't mean it is desirable or helpful.
>>77695271Who said anything about that? I’m just saying we do not have all the answers to the human condition or capabilities, nor can we fully prove a universal conceptualisation of linguistics.>>77695258>works on humans who are all living in modern society under the same relative economic systemsGreat unbiased sample there
>>77695276Yes we do. And language manifests the same across all cultures, to a point. Then some fail and others don't. Guess which ones fail.
>>77693002There used to be that anon who'd give people deck advice in huge autistic paragraphs. He was based as fuck.
>>77695291Im still here, I just lost the zest for it and call them retards or ignore them now.
>>77695107Micks are Catholics, not Irish, idiot.
>>77692710I already live in the Denver area, where do you recommend going?
>>77695709Denver Central Games, got introduced to it a few years ago and have never gone anywhere else.Really good group of people there, staff is extremely helpful and once you become a regular they joke around with you a lot. Owner is one of the nicest guys around too. No matter what power level you're playing, there's gonna be a pod there for you. Never seen a case of theft or anything there either. Mondays and Thursdays are Commander night.