Bans:https://magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/news/february-15-2021-banned-and-restricted-announcementTime Spiral Remastered Spoiler Season starts this Thursday (February 25th)CONSTRUCTED RESOURCES:>Current meta, complete with deck listhttps://www.mtgtop8.com/https://www.mtggoldfish.com/metagame/https://aetherhub.com/Metagame/>Build and share casual deckshttps://deckstats.net/http://tappedout.net/CUBE RESOURCES>Build and share cubeshttps://www.cubetutor.com/https://cubecobra.com/landingCARD RESOURCES>Search engineshttps://gatherer.wizards.com/https://scryfall.com/https://mtg.wtf/>Proxy a deck or a cube for cheaphttps://www.makeplayingcards.com/https://pastebin.com/9Xj1xLdM>Play online for freeuntap.inYour printer + bulk cards + sleeves can also do the trick>Library of in-demand altershttps://mega.nz/folder/DWBRwIpK#CLilq5z0hPY6iDfgsCu3sQ>Previous>>77664081>TQAny reprints you want to see in TSR?
Who cares? Let it die, like /sc2g/
>>77681380Old border Avacyn pls. Preferably with Nielsen art but I know it's too late for that so just gimme a good base for my eventual alter commission.
You only make these threads out of a sense of compulsion. Let it go. Nobody likes these threads.
>>77681468I like these threads. I want to see how low the game can go and get away with it. The memes are fun, too.
*kills lazav for not being nihilistic enough*
I HURT MYSELF TODAY
>>77681547So stealthy she hid from the thread!
>>77681547https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjh9MFebERkKefka edit when?
>>77681569>that nose>those lipsThat's an edit, right? No way WotC printed an art like this and no single nigger got offended.
>>77681782It's entirely unedited.
is this the 4chan magic the gathering general or are there others for the new expansions as well?i have the urge to buy magic cards even i do not know the rules. i do not even know which decks are in the meta right know and from which expansions i get the cardswhat to do?
>>77681569>tfw she wouldn't be attractive even if she was naked
>>77681913Turn around and spend your money on something not shit.Game's trash, company is trash, competitive scene is trash, people are trash.
>>77681913Better to just avoid getting into Magic and wait to see if player morale ever improves.
>>77681913sorry this is the mourning magic general, where we desperately want the game to dieplease do not buy packs, download MtG Arena for free instead and get up to speed with rules and stuff. No reason to go buy physical cards when you can't do shit with them right now
>>77681923You need to hide your powerlevel better, Anon.
>>77681913Run away and never look back.I am only here because I’ve been here over 10 years. I don’t like other card games and I have so much money sunk into this one that it would be useless to try to leave for me. But you can avoid my fate and the fate of many others.Seriously, this is an awful game made by awful people and it is only getting worse.
>>77681929>>77681931>>77681958uffbut i really want to open packsit seems funif i buy the decks, do i get a code with that i can unlock the same cards i got in mtga?>>77681985that sounds really badmaybe i should visit ccg and print my own cards
How many times until you retards learn anyone claiming to be new is just baiting for replies to bump this dead fucking general?
>>77682014>Opening packs>Can't even bother using proper capitalization>Types in the manner of an UWU furrySorry I was wrong this is the perfect hobby for a fucking brain dead retard like you. Go blow all your money RIGHT NOW. Ask your McManager if you can get a pay advance for even more PACKS!!!!!Fuck off cunt. Your kind isn't even worth wasting elasticity of my finger's tendons to insult you with and I regret every extension they made to do so.
>>77682014If you buy packs, you get nothing but shit cards and bulk rares. There are no codes in the packs like better tcgs (Pokémon), and you are spending 5-15 dollars for the privilege to waste your time. Never, ever buy packs.Literally the only viable way to play this shit game is to proxy literally everything, so rev up those printers and have fun with some custom cards.>>77682058Don’t care desu, it makes me feel better
>>77682058Yeah he's switched to "guys I need to consoom please talk me out of it" after he realized his pathetic attempt wasn't working anymore at bating newfags.Now watch him reply>everyone on 4chan is the same person>take your meds schizo>seek helpHe's honestly more pathetic than kooba that resorts to replying to himself when he gets BTFO hard.Consider suicide please, you would be the first one to benefit from it.
>>77682094i am not a native speaker you fucking prick
>>77682132THEN LEARN NIGGER
>>77682156Besatzersprech ins Gas uezs
>>77682156Tell'em.>>77682132Get told son.
>>77682156Why would anyone want to learn that language.I don’t intend to visit Detroit or speak with Americans in general
GIVE ME BACK MY SIMIAN SPIRIT GUIDES!!!
>no planeswalkers in Time Spiral RemasteredNow if only they do that for every set as well
>>77682255Dont post this, youll trigger that retard from last thread. Although it was hilarious.>bad arguments>after losing multiple times, strawmans and makes a poll, posting it after it has 3 (3) votes in it>accuses red prison to be a combo deckTruly, a better class of mtg player. In fact, he belongs to a league of his own
>>77682299Who else are players going to identify with? We need unambiguously good and diverse self insert Planeswalkers or we'll lose money.
>>77682334>Declaring your opponent the losers means they're the loser
>>77682255No, play legacy.
>>77681913>what to do?The first reasonable step is learning how to play the game so you can actually do stuff with the cards you buy, the game is pretty easy to get into, you can watch a couple of videos on youtube or try a tutorial using MTG Arena for free.Second step would be understanding what type of deck or format you want to play.However if all you want to do is spend money on packs for no particular reason just buy whatever is more convenient for you price/locationwise. Maybe that will get you interested in playing who knows.
>>77682334Red Prison is a combo deck. A deck can be multiple things. Legacy delver and D&T decks are both aggro control decks. Modern Tron is a combo control deck.
>>77682334But I've developed a fetish for silly turn 1 plays and Aqua.God I want to sire so many low IQ demigods with her.
>>77682341im all for bringing back amoral assholes like Urza just to fuck with people.
if the colleges don't play like their ravnican guild color pair counterparts, then why do their commands feel like they could've been printed in a ravnica set? strixhaven feels like wotc trying to go back to ravnica without actually going back. i mean i don't blame them since it's one of the most popular sets in the history of mtg.
>>77681913Play magic on Xmage instead of wasting your money
>>77682470*buys a box of kaldheim to make you seethe*
>>77682498NOOOO HOW DARE YOU SPEND YOUR MONEY SPECIFICALLY TO SPITE ME
They're gonna reprint quirion ranger and priest of titania in MH2!R...right g...guys?
>>77681380Stop consooming, you dumb pieces of shit. DON'T BUY TIMESPIRAL REMASTERED
>>77682353Based. What you playing? I've been trying out all sorts of control decks, but I've also been trying to get the hang of Maverick and 4C Loam. Scryb Ranger is a hilarious card, that plus Knight of the Reliquary gives you the opportunities for some massive-brain plays.
>>77682156Wie vielen Sprachen kann die kreatura sprechen?Quante lingue parla la creatura?How many languages can la creatura speak?
>>77682458They are just uncreative as fuck
>>77682932but muh darkness reprint
>>77683000>subhuman wh*raboo g*rmoid thinks the butchered autismal mess created by subhuman b*rb*rians counts as speaking
>>77682979I'm playing Grixis delver until the meta settles and I find a decent meme deck.
>>77682458You are giving WotC too much credit, they are quite literally this uncreative.I can’t wait in a few years for Return to Return to Return to Ravnica Uprising, part III: Revenge of Flbthp featuring Dante from Devil May Cry
>>77682911>"does my plague engineer resolve?">"i'll name elves"
>>77682353>Play the dead format that won't even get a pity SCG event
Strixhaven is just a magical version of The Breakfast Club
>>77683292hogwarts*
>>77683292best waifu since Thalia Heretic Cathar
>>77683319Hogwarts was unironically braver than Strixhaven seems to be so far because the houses in Hogwarts competed against each other and it wasn't just a bunchb of faggy college majors
>>77683229>la creatura doesn't know they're all indo-european languages stemming from the same source
>>77683416
>>77682979I've been crying because 4c doomsday with 1 of each dual doesn't work anymore and I haven't been able to brew a new meme deck. Pic related is the closest I've come but it still needs work.
>>77683281I'd rather play no magic than memedern
>>77683608You should want to play no Magic at all since WotC is so disdainful of its own playerbase that at this point to keep paying for this game is the ultimate cuck, worse than having a daughter
>>77683250Oh right silly me, I forgot that MODERN horizons is gonna be legal in MODERN.I was thinking about pauper.I'm a dum dum.
>>77683664>missing the point of the image that hardeverything you listed is a good thing and the image agrees with you.
why doesn't wotc let players rent mtgo accounts with all of the cards unlocked for like $20/mo? feels like they leave a ton of money on the table since rental services already exist.
Holy shit what happened to these threads? Did /pol/tards take over and push everyone else away?The format has literally been rebooted back to better times and everything you faggots can post about is how the game is diying due to le evil SJWs.
>>77683754
>>77683806no it hasnt retard the monke is gone
>>77683806fuck off retard
>>77683664ywnbaw>>77683806Spare us the fake outrage, you know damn well what Wizards did to the game. They are the aggressors, not us.
>>77683806>The format has literally been rebooted back to better timesI've cured my leprosy, now I've just got AIDS. Once that's gone, I'll still be retarded though because Magic was never good.
>>77683845Oh wow the format lost Ad Nauseum, a Tier 3 deck with zero relevancy. Who the fuck cares.
>>77683806Fuck off schnozewater
>>77681380>Any reprints you want to see in TSR?Goyf at rare.
>>77683864it lost a million storm decksit lost neobrandit lost turn 1 moons it lost turn 1 chalicesit lost anon's cool mindlock orb deckand it lost all these for no reason because they just erratad cascade anyway and cascade is still doing broken things so there was never a pointshut the fuck up retard
>>77683806Maybe they should have unfucked things a year ago when I cared
>>77683000Just 1. My culture is so dominant that everyone is forced to speak it to be successful.
I made some Ravnica gards, /mmg/!
>>77683882Friendly reminder that goyf was once a $2 rare in $4 booster packs printed to demand and mythic rarity didn't exist.>friendly, daily and threadly reminder that wotc is de facto printing an illegal cryptocurrency where prices are kept artificially inflated due to artificial scarcity and insider trading that gets distributed through lottery tickets and lootboxes and that they spend, all costs included, 2 cents per card to print them
>>77684058And the foil didn't bend.
>>77683904storm doesn't play monkey lol
>>77684171Well that one is a lie.
>>77681569you're calling that stealthy?
>tfw didn't buy it when it was $18
>>77684487But anon, it’s always been 25 cents.You do proxy, right? You’re not pissing away hundreds of dollars on cardboard, are you anon?
>>77684487I bought this card in highschool for $1.50 and it was banned in extended but i bought it anyway because I was a casual kid and i liked the elf in the artwork.Uncommon.
>>77684487All cards are always $2 at max, anon.
>>77682255>The Blue PillWotC cares deeply about the health of the game. You might have enjoyed playing with SSG, but you were experiencing false consciousness and any actual enjoyment only came at the cost of the suffering of others. SSG is a badly designed card that creates degeneracy and pushes the game faster and faster. WotC's more modern approach to card design is to try and slow the game down to give everyone more time to play and SSG just doesn't fit with that.>The Red PillUnless you are digital slave who owns nothing real on MTGO and thus have actually lost nothing then WotC hasn't taken your monkes away from you. You still have them, and if you don't have them you can still acquire them, or print your own copies which are as indistinguishable to the genuine article as you care to make them. You can still play your SSG as much as you like anywhere other than officially sanctioned in-person Modern events (which don't exist anymore anyway). They are YOUR cards and you OWN them. If you don't like WotC banlist then you and your friends are free to do as you like and no one can stop you.>The Black PillWotC isn't going to stop shitting the bed with their own brand until the whole thing collapses. Complaining about it is pointless. They don't hear you and even if they could they are incapable of listening to reason. They only exist to soulessly mine the last few dollars out of addicted bugman pockets and once that's gone and the very last flicker of whale interest dies out all of WotC (including D&D) will be boarded up and sold off to Netflix for IP rights to make a shitty 8-part mini series based on the worlds of ten years down the road and then Magic: the Gathering and everything about it will quietly shuffle off into the dustbin of history.
Time Spiral Remastered spoilers.I need them!
>>77684584What about the white and green pills?
>>77685570>What about the white and green pills?>whitemagic will get better>greenmagic will become more environmentally friendly with cards being made of recycled toilet paper
>>77683861WotC fucked the game, but that doesn't mean that constant /pol/ whining is not horribly annoying.
>>77685681how is it /pol/, retard? this game looks and plays retarded now, what does that have to do with /pol/?
Do chinks print "proxies" of Secret Lair cards? I like the look of the RB giants one, but I refuse to give Wizards any money.
>>77685726>Constant whining about niggers, trannies, jews and women is not /pol/
>>77685681>that constant /pol/ whining is not horribly annoyingplease realize this goes both ways. you are just as obnoxious
>>77685763>haha but if I whine ABOUT the whining then suddenly I'm in the right!!
What's the deal with Kaldheim draft and multicolor decks? This is the third game in a row I face a 4+ colors deck.
>>77685826Damn, wish I could do drafts in my country. Fuck the chinese
>>77685826There are four draft archetypes in Kaldheim limited - Multicolor snow, Bomb Rare, UR, and boros aggro
please god, don't let goyf drop in price anymore
>>77685741I think they do, don't quote me on that though.
I like collecting black people characters, makes me feel like a real slaveowner from the good old daysthanks for this amazing experience wotc
>>77684005What is your intention with Overcome? Because as written it loops infinitely since it triggers on itself (should probably say 'another creature') and even if that was fixed it would still go infinite with two creatures with Overcome.
>>77686196Implying I wasn't drunk when I made these. The intention is that when another creature gets bigger, this creature mutates and gets bigger to "overcome" it.
>>77686196Are you surprised a Simic faggot would create something broken?
My TSR mythic predictions.TarmogoyfAll 5 pactsAll 5 no mana rare suspend cards5 assorted magi
>>77686737WowWho caresTarmogayf is worthless now, I wipe my ass with Tarmos
>>77684005Rakdos devil is simply retarded.A 3/2 that you can use in your rakdos deck as sack material for 1 mana is very very strong.
>>77686985So it's a Lava Spike that only works if your opponent can't block it, and can be sacced for zero additional value?
>>77686909Jundfags will still cling to him.
Got some mail.
>>77687348There's only one kind of mail you get every day and it's spelled slightly differently.
>>77687478What?
>>77687348that unplayable terese cleric with purple hair has more soul in the art, effect, and flavor text than in entire recent sets
>>77687517Male. You get male, not mail. I'm calling you gay.
>>77687538It was kinda awkwardly worded.
>>77682911Gosh, that's literally all I want...
>>77687586>GoshHi Autumn.
>>77685959It's /pol/Why should you care about the game having black people or trans people or women? I understand critiscizing the gameplay, WOTC fucked up a lot over the last few years. But it's very apparent that you retards are far more concerned with the "SJWfication" of the game and that's retarded.
>>77687692I feel insulted
I 100% guarantee that every stupid post and inane question in /mmg/ like "whaaat don't you want strong cards in your game why don't you like strong cards?" or "what how come you guys talk about /pol/ shit all the time?" is the same shitposter.
>>77687718I know who the shitposter is!
>>77687718I think it's two people. one is a homo desperate for attention from straight men and the other is that midwit who posts "source?" in response to stuff he could easily google
>>77687746Who and who? Neither of those exist in this thread.
>cavern of souls naming Bringer
>>77687718Well, I'm the guy complaining about /pol/shit, and I literally came back to this thread today after a year away, so you're probably just projecting.I'm just disappointed because I still remember how this thread used to be a great place for discussion in 2017~2018. Come back today to see faggots trying to push people away from the game and spreading doom and gloom propaganda for political reasons./pol/shit used to be shunned around here, around this whole board, for a good reason - it's cancer and it kills discussion and fun. Seems the cancer has spread.
>>77687921If you want to get rid of untermensch, report them when they start posting. Racism outside of /b/ is a reportable offense site-wide.
>>77687746Shitposters usually have multiple personas that they cycle through so that people don't just learn to ignore them. Think about your time in /mmg/, have you noticed that there are annoying "characters" who are present in every thread and then after a couple weeks they just fade away to instantly be replaced by another annoying faggot and then they only come back months later? How is it that these retards wax and wane like the phases of the moon? Because they're all the same psycho.
>>77687973Does that even work? Well, won't hurt to try.I'm not going to complain much further, I'm just posting to signal to other folks who care about the game that they are not alone.
>>77687973Don't forget to report transphobic pieces of shit like >>77687348 for showing off his Terese Nielsen cards.
>>77688030>I'm just posting to signal to other folks who care about the game that they are not alone.so the people complaining the game is shit and ugly don't care about the game? if anything they care the most because they remember when the game was good and actually hold it to a standard rather than mindlessly consooming and making gay ass cope excusesyou're fucking pathetic
>>77688030Literally every person who says nigger or kike in these threads gets a report from me. Seriously, nunna that shit here. If enough people do it, eventually jannies respond. Eventually...
>>77688057Report him yourself. Nothing wrong with on-topic gardposting. It's when JIDF or untermensch start screaming at each other that I report.
>>77688062The game has tons of problems; quality of art isn't one, or at least one that matters. Black people and women existing in your card game do not make it worse.In fact by focusing on that you're diverting attention from what matters *and* giving WOTC an easy scapegoat to defend themselves.
>>77688122>The game has tons of problems; quality of art isn't one, or at least one that matterliterally the first thing you see when you look at a card, retard>huhuhuh it's not a problem because... I say sothis shit is so obviously stupid that the schizo theory of it all being one trolling retard starts to make sense
>>77688160>literally the first thing you see when you look at a card, retardAnd how does that affect gameplay? Quick answer: It doesn't. >>huhuhuh it's not a problem because... I say soNo, it's not a problem because I'm not a baby. I focus on the game.
>>77688187Gameplay is important but the aesthetics of the cards are important too. You can't just throw away one, especially when the quality of the game is such shit too.
When are you guys going to realize that every stupid post is one shitposter samefagging? Think about it for a second. Every single thread there is some retard saying stupid shit with no provocation trying to prolong the argument as long as possible. Does this not strike anyone as odd? Literally every thread? And the posts are extremely dumb too.Seriously just think about it.
>>77688221Shit like this can be reported for off-topic. The report button is a wonderful tool.
>>77688213The aesthethics aren't worse though. Not from an objective standpoint (after all, art is subjective). You're entitled to not liking it, but claiming that it is ruining the game is confusing your opinions with objective facts. And when your arguments boil down to "but muh black people", people are going to disregard you, and with good reason, because at that point you're just being a baby.>>77688221Or maybe your stupid shit bothers more than one person. The world isn't a conspiracy, anon.
>>77687740Holy shit this has to be photoshoppedHow can one person be so retarded?
>>77688259It would be if jannies actually cared about this shithole
>>77688265I'm a different anon who jumped in, to me the art is important, and I'm not a fan of prominent ugly characters. The actual race is irrelevant as long as they're not ugly like>>77681569
Trying to get the thread back on topic:This month ManaTrader series is Modern. Is anyone playing? How's your winrate?
>>77681569>that fucking nosehahhaa Meanwhile, asians get cute girls and waifubait on their cards.
>>77688296The race does matter when the diversity is so forced that it starts hurting the setting. Like every single plane having the same ethnic demographics. That's weird.
>>77688364This is true.
Need help brosI got BW lands and staple sets laying around and I want to play modern again at my LGS.Which BW deck would you recommend me? Preferably midrange or control. It doesn't have to be meta, just enough to win some games.Also I don't own Stoneforge Mystic and Swords.
>>77685763Pretty much all magic art nowadays depicts some strong womyn with a sidecut who's killing or humiliating a guy. The pozz is impossible to ignore.
>>77688435so then buy some proxies and play orzhov stoneblade which is actually kind of funor play tokens or aristocrats
>>77682979based ive finally gotten into legacy after wanting to play it for awhile and im learning maverick
>>77688364With this I actually agree - I'd be okay with a fully ethnically white Khaldheim and a fully ethnically black Amonkhet, for example. In fact I think it is a better form of representation, since you can highlight african cultures without slightly white-washing then, for example.
>>77688435Death and Taxes is cool, although it's more aggro (but it's a slower and more control-y type of aggro). I don't 100% remember if it also uses black but I think some lists do.
>>77688731> (but it's a slower and more control-y type of aggro).you mean tempo, dumbass?
>>77688764Not sure if I'd classify DnT as Tempo either, but sure, we can go with that, retard.
>>77688810"a slower type of aggro that has control elements to gain and hold advantage" is what tempo is, retard. you're clueless and you should shut the fuck up and learn rather than running your fat mouth
>>77688764no I mean aggro with counterspells
>>77688850Typical memedernbab that has never seen a tempo deck since he's never played another format than memedern
>>77687718Yeah same here. You got a sense of it last thread too with the ssg hater spamming. Its sad to see. Do these people have any way to get attention than posting garbage on the internet? Im a deprived person, but fuck i still have humans who don't cringe at the mere sight of me
>>77688764D&T isn't tempo, it doesn't fit any traditional classification, it's a deck that aims to shutdown the opponent through various means, tempo is a strategy that tends to generate value without actually doing it, for example, force of negation is a tempo play but it's a loss of 2 cards for 1, ancestral vision draws you 3 for 1 but isn't tempo, fatal push is a 1 for 1 trade, unsummon is a 1 for nothing but still slows your opponent down, so it is a tempo play.
Since this is the only Magic thread: What is the best value for drafting in Arena: Quick Draft or Premier Draft? (Or maybe just the Traditional Draft event?)
>>77688924almost every game of magic contains tempo because it's about the management of resources. everything is a tempo play and most decks contain tempo elements.d&t is considered its own archetype but it is more tempo than anything, because it wins on the board by gaining boardstate to gain tempo, protecting and removing creatures to maintain tempo. it is far more reliant on tempo and looks to grind the opponent out and not just win very quickly like more aggro-focused decks. it's a tempo deck.
>>77687692>Tranny plays UG FIRE controlCan't make this shit up
>>77689040>almost every game of magic contains tempo because it's about the management of resources. everything is a tempo play and most decks contain tempo elements.For sure but nowadays the concept is a bit dead because everything shits infinite value and is undercosted, the best examples of tempo decks in recent eras would be something like mono blu delver in legacy/pauper when daze/gush/foil was meta, decks that effectively go down on cards to slow down the opponent and that trade curving out of mana for free spells that ultimately help them win the game even though they have 1 card left in hand and the opp 7.
>>77689111yeah talking about tempo is silly when you had shit like uro in the format until recently so tempo decks which sometimes win on the back of a 1 for 1 or by slim margins would have to deal with a 4 for 1 creature.a tempo deck is basically just a deck that wins mainly through tempo more than through other aspects. something like humans has elements of aggro, tempo, and midrange but due to its reliance on overwhelming power and speed it's considered an aggro deck. d&t is considered its own archetype and that's not wrong but it's mainly tempo. it also has aggro, midrange, tempo, and control elements but its focus on holding value through interaction keeps it from being overly midrange, its ability to grind out means it isn't overly aggro, its reliance on maintaining and building board presense means it isn't overly control. it's a tempo deckcalling it "aggro but control-y" is stupid and gay
looks like another card in pioneer will get banned soon lolhttps://www.mtggoldfish.com/archetype/niv-to-light#paper
>>77689391Gosh that sucks.
Imagine grinding GPs for this shit game for 15 years and then WotC erases your legacy by getting rid of the DCI and wafts some tranny who has only ever won 1 coinflip event into the highest echelons of the game.
>>77689454Stay mad fascist, Autumn is a beloved part of this game.
>>77689491do you have 323 screenshot from this tranny?anyways he sure got some trash opinions
>>77689512No I just have 323 screenshots in general.
>>77689454Literally everyone in the MPL lucked out into the position. It was just the top players of one season. Tons of guys there didn't win a Pro Tour in the season. At least she did, and it's impossible to argue she didn't earn that victory unless you're completely blinded by tard rage.
>>77689571>sheAutumn is nonbinary. Their pronouns are they/them, please respect that in the future.
nice try shitposter
>>77689618>about to correct you by citing twitter bio>notice it's she or theyFuck.
>>77689391>looks like another card in pioneer will get banned soon lolnot at allniv to light decks are good against a good portion of the meta but they suck pretty bad against stuff full of counterspells like spirits/ub control and stuff full of discard like rb pyro/mono black aggrothe format is still in the early days of post-bans, niv to light might end up in somewhere in tier 1 but without Uro and T3f it will never do consistently well against draw-go/aggressive decks with interaction
Autumn Bitchfit is a man and nothing he says will ever change that.
>>77689740we know
>>77689571Did the tranny ever win a paper tournament?
>>77689749He won some Arena event and otherwise just places in 32 man tournaments or goes 3-2 online and his defenders say, yeH, that's MPL material
>>77689764Please stop misgendering them.
>>77689749>>77689764They won the first Mythic Champion (which was essentially just a Pro Tour) with Mono-Blue during Ixalan. It was paper. Also two Nationals.
Stop shitposting in the Premodern FB group, Stefano
>>77689749Let's be real, the main difference between paper tournaments and digital tournaments is that digital tournaments aren't testing how well you cheat.
>>77681913i vote you should just buy packs if you want, play with friends that know as much/little as you and just enjoy yourself. you dont need a format or even a logical deck type. its just a dumb game, that also happens to scale into bizarre levels of complexity and bureaucracy. have fun and dont play with anyone who actually plays magic, because theyll give you shit for just enjoying yourself, probably becasue theyre jealous.
>>77690349It's far easier to cheat meaningfully in paper though. Unless someone developed something to mess with the Arena shuffler that I'm not aware.
looking for a black enchantment or artifact that lets me lay more land down in a single turn. any insight bros?
>>77690640Just splash for uro lmao
>>77690472...yes, that's what I said. Digital tournaments aren't testing how well you cheat because cheating isn't as realistic of a possibility. Meanwhile, the paper tournament scene was notoriously shifty. WotC always made such a hullabaloo around identified and caught cheaters because they didn't want people to think about how many other people were probably just better at getting away with it.
>>77689778>t. the ultrafaggot itselfNot just no, but FUCK no.0 tolerance for ugly status-obsessed pigs like him. That's a man with a problem, not a woman.
>>77690688too much work.. also cant storm cauldron cause i want it to only apply to me
>>77690349arena devs can literally stack your deck, it was leaked during an update to the game where people had log in on dev accounts.
>>77681913Don't do it.Please.
>ancient tomb, exile mana monkey, manamorphose for UU, flash in Hullbreacher, lion's eye diamond, crack for UUU holding priority, exile mana monkey, exile mana monkey, exile mana monkey, exile mana monkey, exile mana monkey, resolve LED discarding Echo of Eons, cast Echo with its flashback cost, manamorphose for UW, cast Teferi, Hero of Dominaria, plus TeferiGame 2?
>>77681913snap off as many LEDs as you can while they are at their permanent new low
>>77691186Uhh yeah in response, uh...I have *checks hand*Yeah lemme think about this a second *flicks cards back and forth*Yeah in response to manamorphose I activate aether vial, bringing in Archon of Emeria?
>>77683608"No Magic" is ironically the best format right now.
>>77685959there are no white people on card packs anymore.
>>77691186How are you exiling more mana monkies when you had to discard them as a cost for activating LED?
>>77691681I've been having fun with Standard.
>>77691681always has been
>>77691607>An excellent play in theory, Mr. Bond, though perhaps more suitable for a... younger format? I tap my three remaining Aether Vials, bringing into play three Plague Engineers. All naming "Archon", of course.>Surely, you have a response? Or had you simply not considered this line of play?
>>77691762Force of Virtue dumping Squadron Hawk
>>77691762>Three force of will pitching 3 force of negation>What now Le Chiffre? Can't handle when someone calls your bluff?
>>77691804>>77691808>*ties you to a chair and smashes your peepee with a hammer*
>>77691868>regenerates into the BONE ZONEGame 2?
>edhg partying with their tripfags and wotc employee plants>meanwhile mmg slowly trundling along with old memesCome on lads, let's have some fun!
>>77691808You cant force aether vial activations.
>>77692576DON'T CARE I'M IN THE BONE ZONE NOWTHERE AIN'T NO STOPPING ME
>>77692576I pre-pre-ordered my Force of Stiflings from Card Kingdom™. Yeah, they're really exclusive, not even released yet for the general public.
>>77691868>With your BDSM on the stack, God Blow your face!
>>77689491>>77689424If nothing else, he's consistent in his awfulness.
>>77692993They're self-entitled snobs who hate everyone and everything. They believe bending the world to their madness is a kindness. No wonder America declared independence from them.
They gotta fix it soon, right?
Can you rate my monoblack cube draft deck /mmg/?
>Field of the Dead >banned >Scute Swarm >legalWhat the fuck is their problem?
i really enjoy playing boros metalcraft how is pauper as a format right now?
>>77685528It's a remaster of Time Spiral
>>77692993I agree with him that bans are bad and should be avoided. Who the fuck wants to play standard in this environment?The amount of bans in modern is making me want to stop playing modern.
>>77693323costs 3cmc versus free. doubt amulet or scapeshift will play this as a 1x in the sb.
>>77693323>[laughs in Phyrexian]
>>77693413>free but you need to have seven fucking lands all with different names Vs>3cmc but exponential growth
>>77693397The problem is WotC printing ridiculous cards that warrant bans, not the bans themselves.
>>77693511try it as 1x in the main as alt wincon and tell us how it does. creature removal is much easier and more common than land removal. engineered explosives, ratchet bomb, detention sphere, deputy of detention, all destroy those tokens pretty easily.
>>77693420>mana monke mana monke manamorphose mutating sea-dasher octopus onto scute swarm>extends handgame 2?
WHY DOES UW CONTROL HAVE TO TAKE FOREVER TO PLAY AGAINST FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>77693650There has to be a stall color combo somewhere. I think it has the potential to create the most exhilarating games, much unlike U + anything else.
>Play limited Kaldheim>UR giants is the best deck by a huge margin>has a dig through time for 3 mana>archetype 3 mana 3/3 that lets you draw when basically anything diesWow neat
>>776938295c snow seems really strong as well.
>>77693397> he would rather play with uro and oko and tibalt garbage and spinning into emrakul turn 2Nah. Dumb take
>>77693555anger of the gods is coming back
Sagas are a shit design
>>77694257Why? They finally gave enchantments a distinctive niche other than auras.
>>77694257They are what planeswalkers always should have been.
>>77694331>ETB 1 gain value>2 gain value>3 gain valueWoahh super fun and exciting
>>77694642>play a card >it has an effect on the game Woah
>>77683514Very late but this looks amazing, definitely gonna try something similar out, just the kind of deck I enjoy. If I could just jam tendrils into a shell that looks like this and have it play as well as tes
>>77684192My mono red dragonstorm deck does :(
>>77684300Etrata more like Retarda
>>77681569Why do they keep letting Zyklon Ben draw for them?
>>77687706"she" looks offensive
>>77688265Ah yes the age old argument of "art is subjective and therefore this macaroni and glue art made by my toddler is equal to Picasso"Ofc on this site people are going to be irritated at wotc's obvious virtue signalling with their art direction, but the art is also getting much worse compositionally. How many of your favorite artists are still making art for this game? How many cards display a person from knees up in 3/4 profile with a 'defiant' expression on their face?Just look at the lands for christ sake, if that isn't objective I don't know what is. It's obvious the only people who shill for the art in these threads started playing in the khans era or later.
>>77693272it's not a bugit's a feature
>>77693929Well that is the format they designed.It was intentional to push the envelope. They should make it as miserable as they intended it to be and then stop printing more broken things.
>>77687740I refuse to believe those are anyone's favorite cards. I could maybe give a pass to Scarab God even though it's pretty fucking boring but the others are completely unacceptable
WHY DOES PLAGUE ENGINEER ONLY AFFECT YOUR OPPONENT'S CREATURES IT'S ALREADY A VERY GOOD ENCHANTMENT STAPLED ONTO A 2/2 DEATHTOUCH BODY
>>77695100Our market research has shown that players do not like downsides. Effects that backfire on the user are deemed "unfun," which goes against one of the core tenets of FIRE (which does not exist).
>>77695122>and draw a card ALL THAT I SEE ABSOLUTE HORROR
>>77685884kek, i hope he does. I sold mine at $60 a few years back. Now that the format looks friendly to my brew i need a couple again.
>>77691762Cast force of despair pitching yawgmoth and play another Archon with my Aether vial.
My GW Valakut deck is less strong without Field.How should I modify it? I was thinking about making it into a titan/tron prison deck. Any thought?
>stock market crashingI HURT MYSELF TODAY
>>77695645again? Didn't know crash was scheduled for today.
Everytime I log into cardmarket I see this smug bitch and I get a little bit angrier
>>77695779We's the vikings now, wyboi.
>>77695645And here I thought I was being safe and buying tesla stocks while my RL card go to the moon.Already down $100 per share...
>>77695800Worst haircut in the whole game
>>77695645shud hav boughtSILBER
>>77695989it's today's clown wig
>>77695867>buying a massively overpriced reddit meme stocksYou weren't the smart one in class I suppose?
>>77696002+4% today. Still holding.
>>77696332Wish I got paid earlier..
>>77696321Nope. But my city of traitors all skyrocketed to $500, so it is not all bad.
>Angsty Anon still thinks everyone who disagrees with him is the same poster
>>77682498I've cracked 2 boxes so far, most enjoyable set in a long time in my mind.
Reminder that the Japs are/have been superior for the last 10 years.
>>77697027Cool art. What game is this?
>>77697027
>>77697035Pokemon tcg
>>77697027These shitty showcase frames get worse and worse each set and actually manage to take away from the art because they're so obnoxious. Then there is the flavor text. They bring Mark Tedin back and have him do art for one of the most iconic cards in the game and then that's the flavor text they choose to put on there? Get the fuck out...
>>77697085You have no idea how much judges start to sweat when you ironically use pokemon energies instead of basics because they know it's innocent and they probably should let go but at the same time they know it sets a precedent that could be loopholed to allow proxies even in casual FNM play.
>>77697135maybe if you're talking about faggy SCG judges but I sleeved up Pokemon energies for Theros draft and we all just had a good time
>>77697053Would you keep or mull this hand?
>>77697053>>77697168That hand is shit, wouldn't keep that anytime soon at all. You've got a card flat out stranded in hand waiting for 2 extra colours of mana to pop in. Rick needs an extra white and one more as well. You've got early players and i guess a balista on 1 is something, but this is a definate mull for me.
>>77697163I mean, their anxiety is proportional to how much they're being looked at by wotc, if yours is a small lgs forgotten by god I don't think there will be many problems.
>>77697234I bet the only reason WotC would care is because they bungled the Pokemon license epically and it causes some old timer's jimmies to rattle every time he even sees a Pokemon TCG card now.
>>77697035I really do look forward to the day I can play a competitive, tier 1 deck that has 0 matching art in it. It's gonna be great
Does anyone have that MS Paint art StP someone did in these threads?
Cranial Plating looks great with the old border
*activates Shizo Death's Storehouse**attacks for 2*Your move anonhttps://decks.tcgplayer.com/magic/modern/kooba3/orzhov-taxes-2/1382484
>>77685570>>77685600While you;re correct about Whitepilled. Greenpilled people would actually say that MtG is paradoxically an Illuminati plot to raise money through cardboard covered in addictive ink, and also a hidden training program to teach the basics of magic to magic-attuned individuals so they would have an idea how to fight (or fight for) the Illuminati.
>>77697846how does sculler get fear from shizo? it's not legendary...
>>77698852It's best to assume that kooba is talking about thalia in any given situation, even when posting another card.
>>77698930who the fuck is kooba anyway
>>77699154Me.
>>77699154a dumb dnt player immigrant from the magic arena general
>>77699154It's the guy posting all the dnt decklists, he's pretty cool but some anons have a hateboner for him because he proposed the possibility of hypothetical balanced companions.
>>77699164get better name>>77699173dnt autists are dime a dozen, why do we care
>>77699193>he's pretty coolt. kooba
>>77699217Dude you need to stop pretending everyone who is okay with kooba is him, it's not healthy. he was nice to me a few times awhile back so I'm okay with him, I don't understand how hard it is to understand that people might like him and his posts.
>>77699237ok kooba
>>77699237t. kooba
>>77699262>>77699274Oh you guys are just meming lol.
>>77699193>>77699197>>77699164>>77699154>>77699237tbf, kooba is the only one who is posting deck lists consistently and that are a bit different. As much as the decks aren't the strongest or best, it does show someone is trying to build and innovate.
>>77699193>because he proposed the possibility of hypothetical balanced companions.he actually said that there should just be more companions until there are 30 playable companions and the meta becomes "balanced" because 90% of decks will be companion decks but there will just be a variety of companions usedso you are either lying (because you are kooba and therefore pathetic) or stupid and talking out your ass
Why couldn't this fucking piece of shit have had force spike on it instead of create a treasure token? Why did they have to make these commands such fucking shit?
>>77699307No, I remember he was talking about it awhile back and said that there is a chance for them to make balanced companions. Either way, his decks are basically the only decks being posted in these threads and I like dnt.
>>77699335could it be any more obvious you are kooba? this is actually just real fucking sad
>>77699348Are you fucking kidding me dude? Can you stop being so delusional and maybe actually bring up an argument? Why do you fucking sperg out every time he shows up? Why do you accuse literally anyone who defends him of being him? Why are you like this?
>>77699291>tbf, kooba is the only one who is posting deck lists consistently and that are a bit different. but isn't it just making 4 Skyclave Apparition into 2 Apparition/2 Flickerwisp? What exactly about his bulids is so different? 2 ofs and the geier reach/Spirit synergy?
>>77699385>"why do you accuse everyone who defends kooba of being him?">"btw everyone who dislikes kooba is the same person"wow that's ironicit's like raiii-iii-aiiin on your wedding day
>>77699484No it's not, I know there are multiple people, I even replied to multiple people earlier. I'm talking to you, specifically. The anon currently sperging out about kooba and accusing people of being him.
>Mfw the kooba defender actually hates him and is trying to convince people that kooba samefagsGet on my level.
>>77699464kooba literally just posts the same three shitty decks over and over and has been doing it for years. and it's totally unrelated to what's going on. nobody is talking about d&t or w/e he just posts his shitty decks unsolicited with zero context. and the decks aren't even good, they're existing decks but with a few one-ofs which is just making the deck worse. the decks also barely evolve, it's like one week there are 2 swamps but then a week later there's 1 swamp and then the next week there's 2 swamps again. he's not a highly ranked, knowledgeable, interesting, or innovative player either. it's attentionwhoring spam. this shit is basically avatarfagging.the guy is a fucking retard too, he seriously said in response to people saying companions are broken and should be banned, that instead of being banned they should just print many more companions until there are 30 meta-playable companions so even if companions take over the whole meta, it's balanced because now every deck has one. it's the dumbest fucking take I've ever seen in regards to this game and he wanted shit like fucking artifact and enchantment companions too like a fucking thaliasword that you can cast out of the aether to buff thalia and only thalia. then when he gets chewed out for being a mongoloid he goes to /mtgay/ and starts spewing this garbage there to all the leprous inbreds who don't know any better so they actually believe kooba knows what he's talking about. it's beyond pathetic. actually disgraceful.now he's samefagging as his own fanboy trying to rewrite history.
>>77699464where is your innovation and deck list that you've built? making fun of someone who is trying out different tweaks to builds doesn't make them less credible that completely new builds. it's a type of demographic that wotc looks at:TunersThis subgroup of Spike doesn't try to innovate. They leave that up to the Innovators. This subgroup is the next in line. Once decks are produced and played, this group tries to dominate by fine-tuning the known decks. Known as min/maxers in the role-playing side of gaming, this is the group that tries to squeeze every ounce of advantage they can out of the resources at hand. https://magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/making-magic/timmy-johnny-and-spike-revisited-2006-03-20-2While kooba might not be a spike, kooba exhibits a bit of what this description has.
>>77699324because a blue red deck is currently ruining standard right now
>>77699681F L A S HF L Y I N G
Tick Tock /mmg/,Modern Horizons 2 is quickly coming,
>>77699641i play pauper and have created a few pet lists if I'll spam links to three of them will you respect me? Or do I need to swap 1 sideboard slot in affinity for that?
>>77699639Mtgag hates kooba too.I searched the vg archive and they keep shitting on him.
>>77699796are you desperate for that respect? is your life based on getting respect from some random anon? does your life get any better shit talking a person who keeps posting different lists with slight tweaks? no lie, but neck yourself if that is what keeps you going in life. if you want, post lists and we can look at them and make fun of you. but you lack balls to even try to come up with anything. all you want to do is shit talk and deflect. video related:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnBdGTX3vZc
How many booster will TSR have? 24 or 36? I need to make my preorders NOW.
>>77699949nah, i don't really give a shit about you. I just find the "our little boy is a genius, he removed 2 skyclaves and added two flickerwisps" retarded.that said I was brewing a dragon changeling modern deck here with froggo the other day for funsies, and after it didn't gain much traction I stopped posting about it, because why would i spam lists here. There was a Clock of Omens/Magda/Automation combo if you want to check the archives.
>>77700000>>77699999>>77700001
>>77699324We removed mana monke so we figured we needed some other mana accelerant in red to make up for itYou don't mind that it's a 3 mana lotus petal, do you? Our playtester research showed us that it would work best in our age of FIRE cards so as to enable little Timmy to feel good when he isn't blown out by some degenerate deck generating infinite mana on turn 1.but seriously get fucked monkefags
>after being told off kooba and his buttboy (also kooba) just vanishhmmm
>>77700376>just vanishI'm literally still here, fag.
>tfw after 27 years you finally realize that Timmy's playstyle was the proper, and intended, way to play mtg.
>>77685884I was looking at the graphs today and it seems like it reached bottom and is going up again as a consequence of the bans. No Uro/Oko in Modern/Legacy means Goyf gets the slots again.>>77687718Well duh, thanks for the epiphany captain obvious.
>order some proxies with mpc>they use fedex>oh no>now my proxies have been stuck in sennan, japan for over a week now
>>77700773
New thread>>77700773>>77700773>>77700773
>>77699237Samefagging is so fucking obvious for someone everyone hates. Give it up Kooba
>>77699778>Cooming
>>77700348>still here garbage posting>all this seethe for beloved monkeYou're just mad cuz you are wrong. How many times do we have to disprove your shit arguments before you realize how wrong you are?
