Previously:>>76937499>>76937499Reclaim what was taken edition>OFFICIAL Commander website, where you can learn the rules, see the current banlist, and read the OFFICIAL format philosophy, laid down by the rules committee:https://mtgcommander.net/>Statistically see what everyone else puts in their commander decks based on what is posted to the internet.http://www.edhrec.com/>Find out what lands you can add to your deck, sorted by category, based on a chosen color identity.http://mtglands.com/>Deck List Site: You can search for decks that other people have made. Authors often have comments that explain their deck strategy and card choices.http://www.tappedout.net>CARD SEARCHhttps://scryfall.com>Thread Question:How do you make up for your deck's weakness?
>>76943550First for mono green is cringe.
>>76943550My deck has no weaknesses!
>>76943585sorry bro but the consensus is mono green is based
>>76943592>an actual retard depicted in the artis this the representation that people finally wanted?
Okay fellow dragonbrosPost your favorite flappyboi(girl)
>>76943625He looks how I picture most of you, except a different haircut and more beard.
>>76943632the ETB effect is just too good at deleting whoever I want
>>76943550Official /edhg/ color vote! Currently on>mono blackCurrently 50/50 cringe vs based
>edhg is so cringe guys it's full of trannies>meanwhile in mmg: getting cucked by a dog>>76943320
>>76943632I still need a deck for him
>>76943596Sorry, anything with green is inherently cringe now. They've done too much damage, it can't be saved.
>>76943647cringe
>>76943615la creatura mestipuerco amariconado de los triples tacos al pastor..
>>76943647I like it.
>>76943632Here's my favorite flappygirl.
>>76943647based
>>76943592But it does contain the most heavyset badass
>>7694364750/50 sounds right
>>76943647Based, obviously.
>>7694369650/50 sounds right because no color combo is inherently cringe or based.
>>76943647Based.
>>76943710Im trans btw forgot to mention in my post
>>76943716It's okay I am too.
>>76943648I knew those guys were not well in the head
>>76943647mega cringe, how can people have fun playing the same 90 cards in every deck?
>>76943647make a - symbol next to it when we get splits like this
>>76943716>>76943725post bulges
>>76943647Based, fuck all you haters.
>>76943632Not my favorite but I have a question. Do the dragons get the bolster counters during their attack? Or do they get added after their attack?
>>76943648/mmg/ gets more pathetic the more I hear about them
>>76943774before they attack
>>76943647Shit might have to strawpoll some of these. We'll circle back to monoblack later.>monowhiteBased.
Dear exploding waifu simulator anon, I'm netdecking your list tonight
>>76943647Depends a lot on the commander, more than any other mono color. I vote based because I still like this game.
>>76943793>monowhitecringe same issues as black where every deck is the same but with the added drawback of the player being a hipster
>>76943647cringe, monobfags must have autism if they have fun playing the same deck over and over
>>76943793Cringe. Mono White's unique strategies are limited and picking the weakest color doesn't make you special.
>>76943793>whiteBased. Its an uphill battle but its doable. Ironically does have the tools to cuckmain threats if you're autistic enough to pursue it.
>>76943793Cringe, unfortunately.
>>76943793Would have been based if monoW players weren't such insufferable faggots who bitch about their color being bad and playing stax cards so they bring people down to their level of misery instead of having fun with what they have, so cringe
>>76943787Oh man that sounds like it'd get confusing. How do you guys keep track of stuff like that without slowing down the table? Especially if you have a card like Immortal Sun, Kolaghan, etc. Where you're getting all these buffs from different places? Because I'm dumb
>>76943852So, are we judging colors based on their playstyle or by the people who play them?
>>76943793based
>>76943864just remember how combat works and keep dice so you can visually show people what their stats are at all times
>>76943793cringe because it's boringohh you made the 1/1 tokenoh you gained the lifeaha you blew up the lands 3 more hours of this gamewhile not shutting up about how hipster they are
>>76943864Practice, honestly. It is confusing when you first start playing, but you get used to it. I did, at least.
>>76943647Cringe
>>76943872everything exists in context, vote however you feel like
>>76943793Mega cringe
>Front side:>{2}{W}>Legendary Creature - God>Flying, Vigilance>Snow lands that opponent controls enter the battlefield tapped.>Opponents have to pay 2 more to cast noncreature spell with 4 or more cmc.>2/3>Back side:>{3}{W}>Legendary Artifact>When source that opponent controls deals damage to you or a permanent you control, it deals minus 1 of the damage instead.>Whenever you or a permanent you control is targeted by spell or ability that opponent controls, the opponent should pay {1}. Unless, it is countered.
>>76943872Clothes make the man
>>76943929Nice to see a hate card for snow.
>>76943929>more white taxesDamn, I might actually have to run her in my Avacyn deck.
>>76943886i like playing white, and i will freely admit that most of the avenues towards winning with a mono white deck involve making the game worsei only take my g/w deck out when i want to be petty
>>76943793Mono white will always be the most based.
>>76943793cant wait until we get to dual colors those will be fun
>>76943793cringe, their most consistent win conditions are making the game take forever and not fun to play
>>76943793A sad day, cucked to death by wotc.Ill be back in a bit, but im sure someone can cover while im gone.>selesnyaBased. Not much variety but never degenerate, except for the sissies who play it
>>76943992Based, everytime they play I go home that night feeling like a man.
>>76943793Based obviously, is this even a question?
>>76943929Its dogshit big surprise
>>76943992selsesnya is based not only does it have my waifu but it also lets me run pic related and enchantments are fun
>>76943992Selesnya is cringe, I don't see it.
>>76944032big green monsters with all the buff enchantments from white
>>76943992based I like the ecofash aesthetic
>>76943992Based, WG makes white strategies actually playable and more consistent whether that be lifegain, tokens, etc. They're also pretty chill unlike whitefags
>>76943929>bad Gaddock TeegOh well
>SelesnyaSomeone post it, I know one of you faggots has it saved.
>>76943992>mfw edhg is full of faggotsI'm sure selesnya will be called based too.
>>76944047I always just see selesnya go tokens and all of the commanders just look eh to okay to me. Except Hamza that dude looks cool.
>>76944091>edhg is full of faggotsYou have finally ascended and learned the deepest truth anon
>>76944101if you are playing selesnya and not going big green nigger voltron your doing it wrong
>>76943929Wow, pretty mediocre overall outside of standard probably. It'd actually be good if it taxed 4 CMC or less noncreature spells.
whew
>>76944091you're here, so..
>>76944140What if hes a faggot researcher
>>76944137Yes but I like booba so not a faget.
>>76943992Based based based
>>76944158What was it Nietzsche said, "the goatse gazes also into you"?
>>76944115I'll need to look into that sometime then, I do appreciate dropping a fat fuck like that.
>>76944161Being here automatically makes you a faggot anon, love of booba or no.
>>76944158you jest but that's an actual job nowadays
>>76944158there's no such thingyou already have fag tendencies if you're "researching"it starts with "curiosity", and i ain't talking about the blue one
>>76944187theres tons of big green niggers that are just meant to pop off with enchantments and its fun
>>76944195the free market was a mistake
>>76944101my g/w deck is D&T, tokens aren't even an ancillary strategy
>>76944161trains man have booba too u must like poosa to be sure
>>76943992so its confirmed that sissylesnya is based?
>>76944261>trains manChoo choo
If Phage is my commander, can I use Mastermind's Acquisition to get Phage out of the command zone and safely in to my hand?
>>76943657>good bad, bad good
SHUT THE FUCK UP. I LIKE IT>>76943929
>>76943929>{2}{W}>Legendary Creature - God>Flying, vigilance>Nonbasic and snow lands your opponents control enter the battlefield tapped.>Noncreature spells your opponents cast cost {1} more to cast>3/3>{2}{W}{W}>If a source would deal damage to you or a permanent you control, prevent half that damage, rounded up.>Whenever you or a permanent you control becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless its controller pays {1}.Now that might MAYBE be playable. As it is? Nope.
>>76944282Yes.
I really like this card
Did someone call for the biggest chad of a praetor?
>>76943929>snow landsIt's trash
>>76944280No. The command zone is not outside the game.
>>76944303That's a pretty cool card desu, I think they learned how to do better with legendary creatures nowExcept white ones of course.
>>76944317I miss when "Removed from the game" meant that you could use wishes to get stuff back.
>>76944320>I think they learned how to do better with legendary creatures nowhowso?
>>76944233>>76944250This is good, I've got a surplus of both, I just never pulled the trigger on going in on enchants or taxes, I think the closest I got was thinking about going abzan hatebears but I got lazy and didn't go for it.
>>76944277
>>76943992Based. They do compliment each other well without having to rely on blue or blacks bullshit and reds damage
>>76944339That cards fun, but not overly powerful imo, same thing with commander legends, there was a lot of cool commanders that had interesting abilities but they didnt create overly powerful straightforward abilities like etb elemental and muldrotha. (With the exception of kodoma)While they had this in the past, they strayed from it for a while, and now I believe while they're making made for commander cards, they understand the format a little better, even if their previous creations are wreaking havoc. That new serpent is a mistake tho
>>76944349do it lad its fun
>>76943992Cringe
>>76944389The new serpent doesn't play havoc with anything, he just makes coils. Is he hard to remove? Yes, but he's also just a big fatty.
>>76944399which commanerds for this¿
>>76944417mai waifu
>>76944411Aha, I knew one of you had it.
Christ I just realized that it didn't even need to be excess comcast damage from a source you control. Toralf is gonna be nuts.
>>76944023>>76944064>>76944119>>76944292>>76944316It's the only thing keeping snowlands from being strictly better than their temperate counterparts. Be grateful you fagiolies
>>76944445>comcast damageThey certainly do that.
>>76944445>EXCESS COMCAST DAMAGE
>>76944445Combat* FUCK
>>76944445COM
>>76944459Expand on deserts the way they implement snow or I riot
>>76944349i also have a mardu human tribal deck, so the black hatebears usually end up thereit's not my strongest deck, but it's actually pretty fun to play and i have some pretty retarded combos in it
>>76944445>>76944464NONcombat damage you tard
>>76944352this is far more funny than it ought to be
I like how the dude who revealed the God card looks like weird al
>>76944304GET THE GOOSETHE MOOSE IS LOOSE
NONCOMCAST MADAGE
>>76944459>god is a narrow hate piece against a single archetype>ability isn't at all applicable outside of the specific case, so will be wasted text in 90% of games>Be gratefulI will not.
>>76943992selesnya is confirmed for based k lads since hes gone next up is orzhov
>>76944527based if only for the aesthetic
>>76944417i use shalai for my D&T deck, but you can proxy it with this one
>>76944445Hi Alex
>>76944527Based but honestly this list is wrong.
>>76944550>list is wrongque?
>>76944496that's still easily done in red
>>76944550>seething whitefag seethes
>>76944527Big Based.
>>76944541damn thanks, any other legendaries you have fixed?
>>76944541Whys she fisting that mountain cat tho
>>76944559No I play blue.
>>76943929OH NO NO SNOWBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY!
>>76944566>YOU>JUST>KNOWwhite wimmin amirite
>>76944527Based
>>76944527Based for sure.
>>76944550>spare a crumb of card draw, maam'ro?
>>76944563
>>76944592OH SNOW SNOW SNOW
>>76944618Wow, I hate it.Thanks
>>76944527if I go to sleep and miss the golgari vote, I vote cringe, they're literal dung cleaning jannies
>>76944618Angelic Destiny was the first MTG card to blow me away with its art. What the fuck happened with the art direction for nu magic?
>>76943647Based
>>76944618um that is definitely something. Could you make me one for Liesa? Something tasteful like the Shalai one pls
>>76943929>W>countering spells and abilities WTF THAT'S A BLUE ABILITY STOP
>>76944711i didn't make it, so can't help you there
>>76943647Pretty based. Cringe if Golos.
>>76944558It's easily done, but does make it much less likely that opponents' sources will also be handing you triggers to work with.
>>76944618yikes
>>76944661I had never before noticed how much the actual buildings and architecture look like late 90s/early 2000s anime.
>>76944527looks like orzhov is unanimously based next is boros
>>76944769Its canon that the magic story is just happening in someone's back yard while 3 men play dress up for each character.
>>76944761cringe
>>76944805BASED BASED BASED
>>76944805Obviously based.
>>76943929Looks neat. Wish I could have both sides on the field.
>>76944805cringe because it has feather
>>76944459Are there even any meta snow decks currently in any format outside of snowko in legacy? Snowko plays like 6-7 snow lands tops, and a 3 mana hatebear isn't gonna stop Oko from elking her on turn 3.
>>76944805Cringe. Playing bad decks doesn't make you based.
>>76943929>mfw I play this and cuck all the people playing snow lands just because they think they're pretty
>>76944872There are probably about to be, given that modern snowpiles are about to be F.I.R.E.d up.
>Inalla + Wanderwine ProphetsAbsolutely cringe
>>76944805I had to think about this one but I'm going with based just barely.
>>76944805Back! And bummed i missed the orzhov vote, but i wouldve said based anyway.Just like orzhov, boros is based for having all dem big tiddy angels. Also extra combat and shit is fun and fair too
Ngl, everytime I have to take a card out of a sleeve and flip it, I cringe a little bit.I really wish I didnt have to do that because of my NM autism
>>76944834
>>76944769Well Johannes Voss is a huge weeb so it makes sense
>>76944805>anti-sultai>anything but basednot only based, it's also whiteredpilled
>>76944937Just get a second copy and sleeve it backwards in a different sleeve. No more flipping, and you can easily show people the other side if they want to know what it transforms into.
>>76943929lol
>>76944963You're a special kind of stupid. If you flicker an MDFC, it always comes back front face up, so flickering Reidane will always get you Reidane back. And you can't go the other way either, since Displacer can only target creatures.
>>76943647mono b is ultra cringe. It's just value grinding and your commander doesn't matter because your real commander is always cabal coffers anyway.t. ex-mono b player
>>76943929>ETB tapped snowlands Decent depending on the Meta.>taxing 4cmc non creature spellsWorthless since the majority of spells are less than 3cmc. If someone plays a 4cmc spell they usually have more than enough mana to cast it and it is usually a board wipe. Would rather Teeg.>shield>4cmcHot fucking garbage.
>>76944937Play with transparent sleeves and just turn it around
>>769448055 based to 2 cringe looks like boros is basednext is Azorius
>>76945063Quitter. I'm glad your stupid ass is out of our based ranks. If you think coffers was always the commander, you never knew how to play Mono B in the the first place.
>>76945141I vote cringe
>>76945141Cringe. Aesthetic is good but there's not interesting ways to close out the game.
>>76945141Two cringe colors does not make a based combo.Azorius for cringe 2021.
>>76945141Based, both colors are based as fuck and the aesthetic is great too.
>>76945141>>76945189this. aesthetics and theme is cool, but its just kingmaker with extra steps
i need early game, noncreature color fixing that doesn’t involve fetches. chromatic lantern is perfect, but a short burst of mana like channel the suns works too.
>>76945141Imma go sleep. If esper comes up I wanna vote cringe because someone said in one post months ago it is the tranny shard
>>76945216>he doesn't want to play classic serra stasis but in edhbut why?
>>76945141Based. No other color combo makes faggots seethe as much.
>>76945237ManamorphoseOpen the OmenpathsI dunno
>>76945237That new tibalt ritual
>>76945141Cringe. No one likes seeing an Azorius deck.
>>76945141BasedYou think it would be cringe but it ends up being greater than its individual components.
>>76945260I really want that thing to be worth running in Jeskai enchantments, but I'm all but certain that just getting +1 mana off a 3cmc spell isn't worth the slot.
>>76945141>missed Orzhov and BorosFug, well they're both based not that it matters. >AzoriusAlso based.
>>769451415 cringe to 4 based its close but Ill call it in 10 minutes
>>76945141I'm gonna say based
>>76945371Dude just make a poll with all of them. https://fastpoller.com/
Rate my Phage deck. is there any phage tech I am missing?https://tappedout.net/mtg-decks/phage-death/?cb=1610595089>the restriction is the only creature allowed in the deck is commander phage
No context, which would you choose?
>>76945141Cringe. Aesthetics and lore are fun but the every azorious deck is tryhard af and the pilot is usually insufferable
>>76945276the next deck i want to build is azorious bird swarm tribal with Vega is the commander
>>76945141It's based, azorius niggas exist to make the other 3 players suffer.>"there's a finite amount of fun to be had in a single game of magic, and I'm going to have all of it" -Justin Parnell piloting dragonlord ojutai
>>76945409Thats how u get mono blue reddit trannies shitting up our democracy.
>>76945419Greven. Licia is cooler but she doesnt work and never will.
>>76945419Left, Licia is gimmicky and overall bad. She's also black
>>76945419grevenlifegain is gay, and when you're in black you're playing the same exact infinte combo
>>76945441No it's how you actually get in all the damn votes and people don't miss things. Leave the poll in the op for a bit so we can actually get proper votes.
>>76945141Even though I like to play it, I have to admit it's kinda cringe
>>76945432>>"there's a finite amount of fun to be had in a single game of magic, and I'm going to have all of it" -Justin Parnell piloting dragonlord ojutaiBased, while I diasgree with the playstyle I respect Azorious players for being upfront and honest with what they're doing. All of the other tryhard color combinations will make endless excuses as to why their deck is unique and fun. Azorious players will never apologize for trying to grind out a long game where the win con is the other 3 conceding.
>>76945432>>76945473allow me to present a retort
No fun is BASED! Crawbabbies need not apply.
>>76945473Too much truth in this post
>>76945458>so we can actually get proper votesDo you actually think this is supposed to prove or establish anything? We're just fucking around, man.
>>76945514Yes! Everything must be serious! Don't you know where we are? There is no time for funny jokes or pranks on 4chan.
>>76945500Wow. Did not expect that from him tbch famalam.They NEVER and I mean NEVER even mention anything like that on the show.
>>769451416 cringe to 6 based its an even splitnext is dimir
>>76945546Cringe unless it's zombies.
>>76944027Honestly, I'm thinking of making an Abzan enchantment/bogles deck, it seems like my kind of jam, just need to figure on the commander. Maybe just Anafenza because she's cheap and easy.
>>76945546Im gonna say based. Zombie tribal is fun and desu mill isnt that bad, so long as its not infinite combo library exile oona or something. Plus the actual dimir guild is one of the best lorewise
>>76945573I like dimir mill when it plays off of what it mills from the enemy pic related and graveyard steal is neet
>>76945546Based
>>76945546Based. Love Dimir.
>>76945589Stealing is a crime, shaquan, and crime is bad.
>>76945546Mild based but zombies are carrying it, constant rogue shit keeps dipping its toe into cringe
>>76945546CringeIts not as bad as Simic or Golgari but I can't in good faith give a based rating to a component of Sultai.
>>76945633I think its restriction on interactions with artifacts and enchantments keeps it fair imo. Simic and sultai have no restrictions and thats why theyre degenerate
>>76945546highly based because it's the best identity for mill
>>76945661Blue just received artifact exile and black is now allowed to cause forced sacrifice of enchantments.
>>76945672mill is 200% cringe and the only reason its fine is because EDH is 99
Bros... I just want to genocide goblins...
>>76944445Welp. I know that's going in the Torbran deck.
>>76945546Cringe
>>76945546It's complicated. I love all of the multicolor Dimir cards but none of the Commanders really excite me barring Wrexial, Taigam, and Nebuchadnezzar. I will say based though, it's getting more of an identity than just "mill stuff".
Seraph Sanctuary: actually useful for an angel deck or only really there for flavor?
>>76945748Get Tivadar of Thorn, or for maximum memes, get the Chinaman to print you one with Goblin Slayer art.
>>76945833I use it for flavor. Occasionally the tiny ticks of life gain have helped me, but it's not reliable enough to make a huge difference in the vast majority of games.
>>76945833its a why not cardyour running mono white if its angels so why not run it when you will be getting around 10 life over a game for free with zero downside
>>76943647Based as fuck.
>>76945897>your running mono white if its angelsYou’re running WB if you want to take advantage of actual angel tribal payoffs.
>>769455465 based to 3 cringenext is Rakdos
>>76945500who is this fat bug looking idiot?
>>76945922No. I'm not. Angels are for monowhite.
>>76945925>RakdosBASED
>>76945925Based
>>76945925Cringe. Bunch of ICP faggots and homosexuals.
>>76945925Absolutely based
>>76945925>RakdosBasedAlso, how did Mono-White end up as cringe? And mono Green is based? List is fucked up senpai. Also Mono-Black is based.
>>76945999Probably some fag samefagging or something. For some reason there's some guy determined to shit on white in the magic threads.
>>76945999Im just using the majority of what anons voted for mono white got cringe by like 3 votes and green overwhelmingly got based with black being 50/50 everytime I checked back
>>76945925Based as long as its not le random chaos deck
>>76945945Sane people are
>>76945256>>76945260forgot treasure tokens were a thing. this seems pretty based ngl
>>76945925Based, though there are some stinkers like Anje and Blim for their respective reasons.
>>76945925Im guessing golgari will be split but izzet and simic will be overwhelmingly voted cringe
>>76946033Yeah well for this silly joke list, people simply aren't taking it seriously enough!
>>769459251 cringe to 7 basednow Golgari
>>76946120Cringe.
>>76945999I love monowhite but most people seem to think its just as linear as mono black. Yet, somehow monoblack has had the biggest split and the most vocal reaponses
>>76946120BasedGolgari is value cancer but I still love it because it was the original value cancer before S*mic started to be pushed.
>>76946120Aesthetically based but mechanically cringe due to wizards always pushing it for whatever reason. I cannot abide by the cringe it has wrought, so that is my vote.
>>76946120Based, but it was close. Value chasing tryhards and shit like meren and gitrog make people hate golgari
>>76946141It was the one retard samefagging for the lulz. Dont think any of these responses are legitimate
>>76946141Well, you see, blackfags don't shit up the threads with whining, so the color isn't as cringe.
>>76946141Mono-W is only linear because there's some card you need to run to even compete, Mono-B is only linear because people are unoriginal in a color that can do anything reasonably well and has tons of based commander options
>>76946120Based
>>76946190What card do you need to run to compete in white? I'm pretty sure your statement about black applies to white too.>>76946188Wotc doesn't fuck over black with shit cards every set. In fact black just got one of white's mechanics, so I'm not even sure why you would complain.>>76946182I don't think it was but it doesn't really matter, it's just a fun list and it's not gonna change what I play.
>>76946120Cringe in EDH, where it's heavily shoehorned into "muh graveyard" shit.
>>76946238>whiny white player doesnt get why anons voted white cringe
>>76946188They will when they get officially declared cringe
>>76946238>responding to a comment about how much you whine with more whiningYou really don't get it, huh?
>>76946264>stating facts about the unreasonably weak cards white gets in sets advertised to have powerful white cards is whinyIt seems pretty reasonable to me, especially seeing some of the shit from this set.
>>76946120Cringe because there's no commander variety to make Golgari interesting in EDH.
>>76946292>responding to the samefagging retard trying to push the whining meme
>>76946241Now, now, it's also allowed to be elf tribal.
>>76946307Ah shit I did fall for it, thanks.
>>76946307>opinion I dont like, on my /edh/??? must be a samefagniggy plz I dont need to samefag and general concensus
>>76946120Based. It has Phairka and Mazirek, not everything needs to be graveyard value bullshit.
>>76946238White doesn't have anywhere near the freedom Black does, Black has an abundance of draw options and amazing ramp, White decks do all they can for the two aforementioned effects with things like land tax and still come up short.>>76946264Fuck you I deserve to complain after playing the underdog deck every game instead of just playing UGx like a faggot
>>76946292A year ago, people would have almost unanimously voted white to be based. Your incessant bitching and moaning is why everyone hates it now.Normal people can recognize problems and voice their concerns without throwing a tantrum. But when every white spoiler card is met with>oh gee thanks Wizards it sucksand every nonwhite spoiler card is met with>what the fuck why is this color allowed to get good cards?then you're not exactly contributing meaningfully to the conversation.
Maybe unrelated but curious about dis.. can creatures that have summon sickness be used to block? Ive read that untapped creatures can block, and creatures with summon sickness arent technically tapped? What do?
It's very obviously some sort of samefagging or general trolling, even a retard could see that the current cards white seems to be getting are terrible, especially compared to what other colors are getting. That and the blatant hypocrisy from wotc regarding white and pie breaks/reasons for it not getting certain mechanics.
>>76946357>responding to cuckold poster
>>76946366God Anon it's like you're reading my mindI too love huge black dick inside of mine and my wife's pussies.
>>76946341Also snake babe
>>769461204 cringe to 5 based a near even splitnext is izzet
>>76946367Yes they can block so long as they are untapped
>>76946372Nobody disputes that white is in a bad place right now. That is accepted as a fact.And, because we have accepted it as a fact, we don't need you constantly yelling it in our ears whenever a new card is shown. That's what people are sick of, and that's why people associate monowhite with cringe.
>>76946409Cringe. Very cringe. Unbelievably cringe. Extremely cringe.
>>76946409Sorry Niv, but your guild is cringe
>>76946409Cringe.
>>76946409>DO THING DRAW CARD>DRAW CARD DO THINGcringe af
>>76946409>IzzetCringe. I love Arjun, I love Okaun and Zndrsplt, but the buck stops there.
>>76946409CRINGE
>>76946409Based. Decent selection of options in terms of what you want to play, and a nice halfway point between the consistency of blue and the fun, but inconsistent, style of red.Admittedly, there are a decent number of annoying players that idolize the color pair.
>>76946429What so people aren't allowed to say that a card is bad? I'm sorry for criticizing wotc's designs but they're shit and it's annoying seeing them continue to be shit every time.
>>76946409Cringe. Not the worst it gets, but still cringe.
>>76946429CRINGE, but somehow becomes based if you just add black.
>>76946470Do not respond to cuckold poster
>mfw watching assblasted wiggers invent their own boogieman to explain why no one likes them
>>76946409ultra cringe, literally the reddit tribe
>>76946490Atleast they aren't black
>>76946496Why is izzet reddit?
>>769464098 cringe to 1 based I think the results are obviousnow simic
>>76946526Why are we wasting time with voting for Simic we bitch about that tribe every day
>>76946526Cringe
>>76946526Cringe.
>>76946526Literally the most cringe color combination, literally nothing is worse (although 3+ colors with these two are tainted)
>>76946526Ultra Cringe except for big dick sea monsters. I was on the fence til that fat tranny from ikoria settled it
>>76946470Are you actually autistic? I'm serious, you seem to be struggling to pick up on the point being made.It's not that you point out the flaws with white. They're real, and they're present, and they need to be addressed. It's that you do so CONSTANTLY, taking any possible excuse. Red gets a new Chaos Warp effect for spells? That's a reason to complain about white cards! Blue gets limited land animation? That's a reason to complain about white cards! You're a broken fucking record, and normal people don't find that level of repetition to be comforting or whatever it is you Aspergers fucks get out of it. We find it obnoxious and grating, and it makes us dislike you.So, sure, when WotC spoils a shitty 2/3 hatebear god, complain about that. Point out its flaws. Express your frustration. But when they show off a red god that interacts with direct damage, that is not the time or place to whine about how the Jewzards of the Dilate are undermining the pillars of white's strengths and trying to erase it from the game.
>>76946526Although an obvious answer I'll vote anyway. Cringe, always has been cringe, but somehow gets more and more cringe every set. No one who plays simic does so thinking they're anything but cringe. Fuck Simic and fuck Wotc for making it.
>>76946526Its so cringe that 3 color tribes with UG in it make it cringe by association
>>76946526>actually asking for votes on Simicc r i n g e
>>76946526I appreciate the call to vote despite already knowing the answer.Is legit the most cringe color we've voted on so far, most cringe of all the 2 colors by far and maybe even the entire list.
why does this general hate simic so much :(
>>76946526BasedJust kidding its fucking cringe, mate.
>>76946560Im with you, but to be fair they spoiled the white and blue uncommon removal around the same time. With such a blantant comparision/color pie break, that was a reasonable time to bitch
>>76946526There are a select few fun commanders for it, but still cringe. It's only outmatched in cringe by some of the UGx 3 and 4 color pairs.
>>76946526unanimous cringe it is wont even bother countingnow its gruul time
>>76946560God please shut the fuck up. White players are complaining because WotC revealed a U spell that exiles creatures and artifacts, a red counter spell, and white got one of the worst card the game has ever seen.
>>76946600Because God hates mutants.
>>76946623unga based bunga
>>76946623BasedPLAY FAIR MAGICXenagos is cringe, though
>>76946623eh, kinda boring color combo
>>76946646>Xenagos is cringe, thoughWRONG
>>76946623Grug say Based
>>76946624>revealed a U spell that exiles creatures and artifactsName of card?
>>76946623Based. I know people meme that Gruul is the Xenagos colors but between Klothys, Rosheen, Wort, Borborygmos and Ruric Thar, Gruul is surprisingly diverse with its options while still being that "fuck you, you're dead" color combo.
>>76946623Giga based
>>76946623The color of the simple joy of smashing AND saying fuck you blue? Based.
>>76946540 we were getting slow and I needed to wake everyone back up
>>76946659
>>76946624You never shut the fuck up, so why should I? White players were also bitching about Toralf and Dual Strike, effects well-attested within red's pie. And Tergrid. And everything under the fucking sun.You can act like a child and throw tantrums. Nobody can stop you, and it's entirely within your rights to do so. But then you don't get to be surprised when everyone treats you like a crybaby.
>>76946623Overall pretty based
>>76946646How is Xenagod cringe? His gameplan is super telegraphed and has a hundred opportunities to counterplay it.
>>76946623>UNGA BUNGA LANDS AND CREATURESCringe timmy shit. Made worse by gruul players being literal brainlets>"dont attack me. im no threat, i only have 23 lands and 50 4/4 tokens! Attack the azorious player with 3 lands and a grand abolisher!"
>>76946678Watching Maro get salty over this card making it into the final set, but being unable to actually criticize it as much as he wanted to because UPCOMING PRODUCT, was deeply entertaining.
>>76946681You just answered your own question.
>>76946681He's probably from the "popular = cringe" club.
>>76946560The reason it's brought up when other colors get spoiled is because wotc continues to print white cards as just generally worse than other colors, while often using fairly white seeming mechanics in other colors. They do this all while lying to everyone that they're trying to make white better. I know the opposition agent and hullbreacher thing is tired as fuck but seriously, seeing white get Jack shit in a set that was advertised for having strong white cards while other colors get powerful hate (stuff people tend to ask for in white) in the colors that most commonly do the things the cards hate on, is really damn annoying. >>76946659Ravenform my guy. >>76946679I'm pretty sure I saw literally everyone complaining about tegrid because she's literally a better it that betrays.
>>76946623Cringe as fuck.
>>76946690t. simic player
>>76946681>poster boy for pubstompers>overhyped>"OH BOY I'M SLOTTING THAT FATTY RIGHT INTO XENAGOS"
>>769466237 based to 2 cringe now onto the 3C combos with Naya
Vega, the Watcher-what do you think of this commander? What based tech have you thought of for it?
>>76946700How the fuck is this a white seeming mechanic?
>>76946738>poster boy for pubstompersWhat fucking year do you live in
>>76946738>xenagos>a pubstomp deckAre you playing pubs with literal retards?
>>76946748Moderately based. Certainly not offensive enough to be cringe.
>>76946748Based
>>76946748Based, adding white fixes the cringe that is gruul. Plus i get to slap my boy sun titan into pretty much every naya deck that exists
>>76946757It's not. I was referring mainly to the cards I mentioned in my post. I'm honestly not sure why people were mad about that card, it seems fun as fuck to me, I love forks.
>>76946748Based. Favorite color combo in the game. >t. Ghired, Rienne, Hazezon, Jared, and Marisi player
>>76946748Hmm, I don't have too much exposure to Naya but what I have seen is Jared, Rith, and Obuun and they're based, Obuun is land faggotry but is the least offensive land faggotry out there
>>76946748Loses some points for being 3 color but ultimately being RG+ saves it. Based.
>>76946786Hullbreacher and Opposition Agent were legitimate complaints. That's two cases, compared to all the posts along the lines of>Oh, sure [color] gets this card that's good at what that color normally does...but white keeps getting fucked!That's the shit that people are sick of. The cancerous need to turn every conversation, every commentary on any aspect of the game, into a discussion of how white is getting fucked. Yes, it's getting fucked, but there are other things to talk about as well.
>>769467488 based unanimousnow Esper
>>76946821Why shouldn't people talk about the most pressing and obvious balance issue that hasnt been addressed for years?
>>76946821Eh I think it's kinda just jealousy, which is kind of understandable? It's frustrating seeing other colors actually get good and fun cards that are in their color identity while white gets... Situational tribal anthems at mythic, or removal with an incredible downside. Both things in whites color identity, but for some reason wotc never pushes them to real playability like the other colors. You know what I'm saying?
>>76946846b-b-b-based
>>76946846Overwhelmingly cringe, only Varina and a few other, non degenerate legends are based.
>>76946846CRINGE
>>76946846Based, that fat fuck on the chair sucks but I like that color trio.
>>76946846Based. Powerful yet fair. People are justified in complaining about oloro though. Also its got top tier waifus
>>76946846Cringe on a level that is only outdone by UGx degeneracy.
>>76946846Based, one of the coolest shards in terms of aesthetics.
>>76946846Based, but only slightly. Fun stuff like Yennett and Ertai; used to have a polarizing monopoly on artifacts but it got better.
>>76946748Absolutely Based
>>76946846Cringe. Incredibly so.
>>76946847>but there are other things to talk about as wellThe point was not "stop talking about white being shafted," it was "stop trying to ONLY talk about white being shafted." Your inability to grasp this simple concept really does come across as incredibly autistic.
>>76946846I wanna say cringe but it's also the color of Dakkon Blackblade so I'm gonna say BASED
>>76946958>>76946958New, move whenever
>>76946950It's not the responsibility of other people to bring up subjects you want to talk about. If there's something you want to discuss then being it up retard.
>>76946846Oloro and Sharuum by themselves make the entire color cringe