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>always plays as a sapient animal charakter when available
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I've got two female players in my campaign. Both of them are playing scalies. Fuck.
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>>76912553
been seeing this fella's face a lot recently
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>>76912531
>taking the game seriously instead of cracking shitty jokes every 5 minutes
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>>76912531
>whore around the playgroup creating a rift and drama between the males
Literally has happened every time
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>>76912531
Roleplaying instead of minmaxing murder hoboing.
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>>76912531
The femoid fears the FAT DOG and projects this in her fantasy. All the projection in the world however will not resolve one critical truth: she will never be a real DOG, let alone a FAT one. She will always be a flat femoid.
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>>76912559
Your problem is 5th edition and its fanbase.
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>>76912606
Maybe you should have friends that arent exclusively beta orbiters
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>>76912639
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>>76912638
>Playing furfaggotry is super cereal role playing excellence.
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>>76912531
Happened only once and only one out of the 3 female characters. And she was the soul of a cat, the body she was possessing (we were playing Anime e Sangue) was perfectly human. I was the one playing a sapient cat in Witchcraft.
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>>76912672
The one playing a furry was one of my MALE players.
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>>76912571
Shan-Tsung poster often shows up with his wholesome shitposting.
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>>76912639
me in the middle
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>>76912531
>PETTED.com
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>>76912531
A team of specialists photoshopped the picture in accordance with the description the girl on our table gave of her Character.
she didn't think it was nearly as funny as we did. i suspect it might be a fursona.
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>>76912531
>cause drama
>whine
>smell bad
>wear twenty layers of perfume to hide the stink
>bring disguating amounts of ERP to the table usually about any furry races
>make the normal dudes go apeshit because they are near a female
Females are banned from my games
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>>76912819
You Americans have serious issues.
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>>76912786
This thing looks based
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>>76912819
>>wear twenty layers of perfume to hide the stink
That's unironically a good thing. You should try it lardass.
>>bring disguating amounts of ERP to the table usually about any furry races
Based, where do I find your femoids?
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>>76912966
>thinks perfume is a good substitute for showering
>unironic furry
You shouldn't have posted, you only made yourself look ridiculous.
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>>76912531
Yeah. They play foxes, snakes, wolves, cats, and birds!
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>>76913059
Anon, you took the bait.
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>>76912531
I've only played with a handful of females around a gaming table. However, I have been involved heavily in online RP circles, and allow me to share what chicks typically do when it comes to roleplay.

>Make pretty boys. Bonus points if they're gay.
>Make rich, Kim Kardashian-esq female characters that are shallow and bitchy just so they have an excuse to be catty towards whoever they want.
>Make male characters that are edgy assholes but "actually have a sweet side and behave like a smol bean uwu" when around their love interest.
>In general, make characters that appeal to whatever their fetish is.
>Will try their best, out of character, to be the mediator that keeps everyone together. The wholesome sweet girl that can do no wrong. Except they will turn and backstab you at the soonest opportunity if you slip up in her eyes.
>Personality consists of: Pink, glitter, sparkles, cats, UwU emotes, any LGBT pride flag, shitty anime, memes stolen from Instagram/TikTok, thick-framed glasses, and using obsessive amounts of slang.
>Will normally take character development and plot way more seriously than their male counterparts.
>"Fade to black"
>Always end up setting up romantic relationships with someone, usually with a core member of the group.
>"My character has preferred pronouns."
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>>76912661
Or remove the one disruptive element.
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>>76912531
The girl in my group always plays a white male human fighter.
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>>76913296
>Personality consists of: Pink, glitter, sparkles, cats, UwU emotes, any LGBT pride flag, shitty anime, memes stolen from Instagram/TikTok, thick-framed glasses, and using obsessive amounts of slang.
>"My character has preferred pronouns."
Stop playing online.
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>>76912638
Roleplaying while also murder hoboing so bad they get kicked out of several cities and the DM has to burn his notes.
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>>76913385
As long as there are simps there will be a vagina owner to exploit them. You're a simp enabler by tolerating simps.
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>>76913448
I'm not here to offer therapy, I'm not qualified or patient enough. It's easier to just gatekeep
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>>76912827
I spent 2 years posted in Ramstein, Germany. It's worse outside the states.
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>>76913296
>male characters that are edgy assholes but "actually have a sweet side and behave like a smol bean uwu" when around their love interest
Women date assholes specifically looking for this.
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>>76913392
I bet she drives a Honda civic, eats plain rice, and says her favorite flavor of ice cream is vanilla.
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>>76913641
Did you consider the fact that as a mutt soldier, you weren't exactly desirable to hang out with? It's like being a junkie and complaining that you only spent time with junkies.
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>>76912531
>not be in my games
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In my experience playing 5e with females is that they always will gravitate towards Tieflings, Half Elves, or Elves, and play Druid or Ranger cause yay animals and nature. They'll also try to turn literally everything into a party pet.
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>>76913720
Bruh, women in other countries fall over themselves to get at American soldiers.
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>>76912639
Oh look, it's this fag again. Your mobage sucks, even for mobage standards.
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>>76913720
Yeah, German women, known for their exacting taste lol
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>write any kind of OP including the words "female, women, girls"
>/tg/ stops functioning
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>>76913831
When the alternative is getting shot for "harboring terrorists", I'd imagine a lot of people would give it up. That's not legally consent though.
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>>76913392
>tfw no white male human fighter gf
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Our only girl player plays a Tabaxi, but she doesn't really roleplay much, just narrates OOC and occasionally gives a few IC lines. Shes usually too busy murdering the fuck out of whatever minor villain happens to look at her funny to do much else
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>>76913676
She drives an old beat up car, I can't remember the brand, but she is really into Asian food.

>>76913975
TBF one time she did play a white male human barbarian.
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>>76912531
>shit that didn't happen
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>>76912786
that is one impressively compact chimera
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>>76913641
>>76913720
As an attractive foreigner the worst kind of women from the country you are stationed in will literally flock to you in droves
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Elf rangers. Elf rangers. Elf rangers. Elf rangers. Elf rangers. Elf rangers. Elf rangers. Elf rangers.
At least my sister was cool, she immediately jumped on dwarf, and wanted to have two daggers so if someone cut off her hand she could stab them with the other.
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>>76912553
I like the new "good guy Shang" that's been going around lately
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>>76913296
>Always end up setting up romantic relationships with someone, usually with a core member of the group.
This one actually happened to me. Or at least it was attempted. It was weird though because I made it pretty clear my character was already in a committed relationship and she tried to tempt him away. Luckily, no drama came from that in or out of character and she shacked up with our elf tank instead.
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>>76913641
I know of at least 5 furries around Ramstein (two are american)
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>>76913641
move a little souther next time, you will find gamers that bathe regularly if nothing else.
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>>76912531
I don't really have an "always", but what I've seen female players do:
>Play rogues or a similar class/set of abilities depending on the system with high charisma/diplomacy/speech/whatever the system has for lying
>If the setting has guns, they will use guns if they can
>Favor elves and elvish-related races if available
>Otherwise, pyccкий
>Though a different female player in my current groups seems to favor robots/droids/warforged as applicable to the setting
>Also, they like cloaks and other articles of clothing that mask their identity.
>Same player also has only played male characters so far
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>>76912531
What I've personally seen:
>Girl 1 always plays manly-man dorfs
>Girl 2's plays a sociopath murderhobo, who has sex with most of the things she doesn't kill (and some of those she does)
>Girl 3's always makes big tiddy seductress/sorceress types, she once commissioned a portrait for her character, then made the artist redo it, because the tits were not big enough.
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>>76912531
wood elf ranger w/ big cat animal companion
like pottery
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>>76912656
>Finding enough players to run anything else irl post-China-sniffles
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>>76912531
Talk to every damn thing in the dungeon: every NPC, every monster, animated objects, doors with magic mouth spells on them.
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>>Girl 3's always makes big tiddy seductress/sorceress types, she once commissioned a portrait for her character, then made the artist redo it, because the tits were not big enough.

Post the portrait.
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>>76912531
Guilty
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>>76913180
That wasn't bait. That a passive aggressive poor attempt at belittling an anons experience
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>>76912553
In my experience, they don't.
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>>76912606
Maybe your friends need to grow up and learn to choose friends over whores.
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>>76913880
You'll never be a dog
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>>76913676
furfag detected
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>>76915661
I thought it was a half-elf Ranger with a wolf companion?
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>>76916906
You just know
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>>76912531
Girls are DEX-fags. Every girl I've played with wanted to be either a Rogue or a Ranger. And I've played with 6, although not at the same table. The one girl who wasn't a Ranger or Rogue was a Sorcerer, and that was because her Ranger died and she asked her boyfriend what to play if she wanted more spell slots. And she didn't even know what most of her spells did.
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>>76913967
Loling @ ur bait, have a (you).
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>>76912553
What happened? Why i see everywhere Good Shang?
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>>76912531
Anon.... you’re playing with a furry
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>>76913967
Look I'm sorry if an American serviceman banged your girl, but I always asked if they were in relationships first. I don't know what else you want from me.
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>>76917727
>serviceman
Fucking stupid term.
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>>76912531
>play either a super feminine character (smug noble, spellcaster with furbaby animal friends, elf, etc.) or a sexless robot who never displays emotions other than stoic determination because emotions are for girls and she's not like the other girls
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>>76915487
>Girl 3's always makes big tiddy seductress/sorceress types, she once commissioned a portrait for her character, then made the artist redo it, because the tits were not big enough.
Based
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>>76912553
>avatarfagging
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>>76912553
I agree, Shang! There's a lady in my group (and an occasional member who I think is her GF but is so androgynous I've never been able to tell) And they both make pretty damn good characters.
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>>76913296
I suggest you stop associating yourself with autistic online communities, the males are no better
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>>76913764
Likely has no games
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>>76912786
thank you anon, you made my day a thousand times better, i have been laugthing at it for at least 10 minutes
crap or fantasy taxidermy and editions just kill me
thank you again
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>>76913296
>Make pretty boys. Bonus points if they're gay.
based, pretty gay boys are allways good
>Make rich, Kim Kardashian-esq female characters that are shallow and bitchy just so they have an excuse to be catty towards whoever they want.
>Make male characters that are edgy assholes but "actually have a sweet side and behave like a smol bean uwu" when around their love interest.
>In general, make characters that appeal to whatever their fetish is.
>Will try their best, out of character, to be the mediator that keeps everyone together. The wholesome sweet girl that can do no wrong. Except they will turn and backstab you at the soonest opportunity if you slip up in her eyes.
>Personality consists of: Pink, glitter, sparkles, cats, UwU emotes, any LGBT pride flag, shitty anime, memes stolen from Instagram/TikTok, thick-framed glasses, and using obsessive amounts of slang.
>"My character has preferred pronouns."
cringe as fuck
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>>76912606
Yeah that happened to my group, had the worst drama Ive ever been dragged into. Since then I only invite dudes.
>waaaah your friends are beta orbiters waaah incel incel!
This only vindicates me. Ive got a game on sunday and it hasnt been interrupted by drama once.
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>>76912553
Thanks, Tsung
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>>76912531
What? My girlfriend tends towards elves and half elves, and my buddy/sometimes GM's girlfriend has a trend of playing whaveter the most out there race is, like mushroom people, four armed aliens, or a robot doll.
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>>76918684
thanks reddit
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>>76912606
That... sounds like more of an issue with your friend group bud.
My table has two women constantly and most of the drama has to do with one friend who always calls out.
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>>76915736
Dude just get good friends and play GURPS. Or, if they can't handle GURPS, Savage Worlds is a lot simpler for most, and both systems are universal.
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>>76912531
Sympathy for monsters due to lack of descriptions so they imagine them as cute. Bugbears, goblins, kobold, owlbears, etc.
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>>76912819
Where the heck are you even finding those people? A Smash Bros tournament? France?
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>>76913296
I was about to object to the broadness of those examples, until I noticed you said Online play and... well that's pretty par for the course for online randos, yeah.
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>>76916906
White Woman Racial Trait: can substitute Seduction for Handle Animal
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>>76912531
>things that female players do
End your 6 year relationship to fuck two other guys from your gaming table.

Fuck women. They shouldn't be allowed to play games ever. Or exist.
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>>76918915
go gay, all women are like that
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>>76912531

gf always plays druids and wants to talk to any animal they encounter, if no animals are available trees will do. Other players actively encourage her, FML.
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>>76912531
>edgy backstory or no backstory
>gravitate towards Druid, Ranger, Thief, "quirky" Bard, or Sorceress
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>>76918915
>>76918940
t. Nogames
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>>76918966
she sounds perfect, keep her
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>>76918966
is she bi she sounds perfect
i literally play a dryad and do the same thing
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>>76918966
she's dreaming about fucking the animals behind your back, anon
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>>76919058
>is she bi
Why would she need to be? Trannies arent women.
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>>76919142
even better
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>>76912553
Can't bum the Tsung
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>>76919198
His jimmies remain unrustled
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>>76919174
Make sure your wound doesnt spit too many hairballs, moe.
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>>76919225
>my wound
yikes anon talk about projecting sorry abt your tranny gf
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>>76919301
>hormones dull your reading comprehension
Thats rough, buddy. Sorry youll never have a womb.
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>>76919322
cant be as rough as ur tranny gfs sandpaper "vagina"
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>>76912606
>Playgroup has two women
>One of them is straight up the DM's ex
>They both have interesting and pretty cool characters.
The DM's ex plays a half-elf cleric from a noble background, trying to reconnect with nature after he realized his family is being destructive towards it. Plus he Epstein'd a corrupt noble, so he's not exactly a pacifist either.
The other character is a minmaxxed monk with a super boring personality but capable of beating the damage output of most other party members easily.
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>>76919353
Anon... He was calling you the tranny. You need to read, not skim.
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>>76919322
(You) say TRANS RIGHTS!!!
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>>76919365
>41% suicide rate
Lets crank that up to 100%.
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>>76919380
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>>76919412
Dont look in the mirror.
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>>76919412
Say it with me:
>HE
>HAS
>NO
>WOMB
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>>76919477
>76919452
Good luck on your transition girls
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>>76919505
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>>76919518
Take your estrogen bro. Your dysphoria is manifesting in an autistic obsession with trans people. Take the titty skittles bro come on do it
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>>76912553
based
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>>76919477
>HE HAS NO GRACE
>THIS DUDE HAS A FUNNY FACE
>HE CAN USE MAN STRENGTH WHEN HE NEEDS TO
>AND USE HIS MANLY FIST, JUST FOR YOU
>HE INVADES FEMALE SPACES CAUSE HE'S A TROON
>AND IF YOU DONT SUCK HIS DICK YOU'RE A BIGOT, TOO!
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>>76919619
Fuck “female spaces”. Cringe feminist
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>>76919657
psssh ok chud
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>>76919657
yeah fuck women's restrooms they should be legally required to piss in my mouth instead
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Pets
In my experience they always have a pet
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>>76919709
Anyway stop derailing threads with pointless trans shit. No one fucking cares what any of us think
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>>76919757
BIGOT
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>>76912531
in my experience they are either super normie or absolute degenerates with no middle ground
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>>76912531
The only thing a female player has done that legitimately annoyed me was try GURPS, say it was too complicated and then go back to 5e.
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>>76912531
The one time I had a girl in the group she wanted to play a sentient goat until I actually explained the rules to her then she made an elf rogue whose only backstory was "she used to be a prostitute and is now looking for a better life"
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>quiet and shy
>does nothing unless asked to
>makes someone else do all character building, leveling up, and modifiers for her because math and creativity are hard
>and by someone else i mean me
>draws fan art of the whole group and loves us with all of her heart despite being terrible at games
>i still love her despite all this
fuck me
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This thread has taught me that women apparently play as diverse characters as men. Wild.
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>>76919723
That would not work, it will just end up on the floor, wall, or ceiling. Not even their piss wants to go near you.
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>>76919850
There's different kinds of players, anon. There's people that like role-playing, people that like planning, people that like killing, and people that like watching.
One of the guys at my table is just like the girl you described: attends every session without fail and always mentions he enjoys playing DnD, yet he mostly sits around and watches the rest of us do things, only talking when someone addresses him and not doing much in or out of combat.
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>>76919961
the girl i described actually quit a while ago due to constant bickering and rules nazism from the others in the group, which i also fucking hate. she liked the idea of roleplaying but was too insecure to really get into it anyway. common theme with women: they romantasize and nostalgize everything in the past and future, but are never satisfied with their present.
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>>76912531
In VtM there were two types of girls:
>They play Toreador. They will create sex drama within the group IRL.
>They play Gangrel. They're tomboys with a wolf tee.
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>>76919380
Reminder that it's not a "suicide rate" it's suicide ATTEMPTS, which right now might means tweeting "I wanted to kill myself today!". The people with the highest suicide rates are straight white men, who off themselves at alarming rates but nobody gives a fuck nor talks about it.
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>>76918915
Your friends should never be friends with your gf. In a social setting women gravitate towards the strongest in the group & if you aren't it then she will abandon you.
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>>76921985
You're forgetting the LolRandumbz Malks
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The woman in our group has played the following characters (while I’ve been there):
>female half-elf mage named Aina or something
Died because she went in a dungeon alone.
>female [some cat race] rogue named Boo
Still around because we haven’t returned to that campaign yet.
>male centaur named Simon
I was the one that suggested Simon. It was a good name. Simon left town for no reason and was never heard from again.
>female dragonborn druid named Coldrar
The name isn’t anything special in this case. Just did it for consistency.
All of her characters have been <5’4” or >6’4”. Really makes you think.
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In my experience it's like a reverse bell curve where they're the best gamers and the worst ones.

At best:
>Den mother type role(brings snacks etc)
>Really into the game(super flattering when a friend brings up NPCs from a game you ran 10 years ago)
>Adds a sort of stabilizing influence(current mixed-gender group has successfully negotiated with people I thought they'd fight, last all-male group hunted down every enemy like pitbulls on meth, took grisly trophies, etc)
>Can play character types like assassins I wouldn't let guys play because they won't just be edgy lone wolves.

At worst:
>Gets really into their own character's arc and ignores everything else
>Weird magical realm shit(bondage/r*pe, Byronic/anti heroes, etc)
>Treats the group as a source of attention, plays the guys off each other, gets catty if there are other girls there
>Forgets basic rules
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>>76922249
never had those, they were always guys
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>>76922408
>female dragonborn druid named Coldrar
>elemental wizard named Windzip
>sorcerer called Tar'hot
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>>76913831
Being white has a lot more appeal if you're in Korea or Japan than if you're in Germany.
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>>76919922
Yeah it’ll all magically fly into MY mouth instead. Women love me.
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>>76923368
That piss is not from women.
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>>76923387
>jackpot
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>>76915487
>>Girl 3's always makes big tiddy seductress/sorceress types, she once commissioned a portrait for her character, then made the artist redo it, because the tits were not big enough.
What a cultured lady.
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>always reject OP's cringe advances because theyd never be caught dead dating a no-games seether.
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Hey, I have a question.
Do men really fight over women? Like, do they? I've never seen this happen before, and I've hung out in a lot of co-ed groups.
If they really do, then why do they fight over women. I guess I don't really get why that would happen.
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>>76913975
>male
>gf
You have good taste.
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>>76918750
>robot doll
Good taste.
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>>76923695
>I guess I don't really get why that would happen.
>t. beta

Fighting over women is what men are FOR, you irrepressible faggot
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>>76923943
Yeah, but why? I don't really get it.
It seems like fighting over a person would just create a ton of drama for no reason. So why do it?
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>>76923980
>why? I don't really get it.
And that's why you're a beta male
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>>76917832
Seethe, yuropoor
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>>76923999
Yeah, but don't bad things happen because of fights? What's the purpose of fighting if only bad things happen?
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>>76912786
>She has to play as..."that" for the rest of the game
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>>76923695
I got into a fight two times in my whole life and one of those was standing up against guy harassing a woman, so maybe.
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>>76912531
>obese
>trip easily on a random backpack that makes them full flat on their body
>gets corona and now relies on a respirator
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>>76924076
would be real shame if there were random power outage
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>>76923695
Not in any of my groups.
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>>76912553
This old chinese guy has a point. The last two girls I shared a group with, one played a half-orc, the other played an earth genasi.

And yet, neither of them were martials. Kind of odd, that.
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>>76913296
That *fade to black* bit is very accurate
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>>76913296
>>Make rich, Kim Kardashian-esq female characters that are shallow and bitchy just so they have an excuse to be catty towards whoever they want.
Unfathomably based. This is actual roleplaying.
>>Except they will turn and backstab you at the soonest opportunity if you slip up in her eyes.
Even more based.
>>Will normally take character development and plot way more seriously than their male counterparts.
Wtf why are chicks such good role players?
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I've played a little pussy druid who was the son of the town whore and some elf who split town before he popped out, and a skanky ex-circus gypsy rogue who talks like a Mary Kay salesgirl.
Were these particularly foid-y characters?
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>>76923695
A GM invited me for a session but when I arrived, none of the rest of the group was there and he tried to wrestle me onto the bed.
I was able to escape but was pretty bummed that I never got to finish with what we were doing in Call of Cthulu.
But that's the closest I've experienced to romantic ttrpg drama.
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>>76912553
shang, you're a bro. i appreciate your optimism in a world of bullshit and demoralization propaganda.
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>>76913392
>The girl in my group always plays a white male human fighter.
Ihr sucht den tod? Ich bin euer mann!
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>>76913296
Zoomers and especially female zoomers were a mistake.
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Design self-destructive characters that will inevitably die horrifically before the campaign’s end, but is the most interesting member of the party.

Also play himbos
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>>76925027
>Also play himbos
Why is this so true? The one female in my group is playing a himbo
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>>76912531
Our group plays Dark Heresy for reference.

>Their characters always fall to chaos, usually slaanesh or tzeentch

Not a complaint, just things I've observed.
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>>76925161
You forgot the European autistically screeching in the corner while Hakim rapes his daughter.
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>>76925188
your experience may vary, local gamer girl was usually making either twinks or brooding loners with tragic past (not complete edgelords, but kinda getting there)
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>>76912531
>always leaves the group after I roll to grapple them after my charisma check fails on them in-game
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>>76913296
>"Fade to black"
Maybe this is just me, but women are the only players I've ever had who have described a graphic sex act at the table.
>be me
>playing campaign with some friends
>two of our players are women, one is bi
>no problems so far
>bi one of them asks to invite her third friend, also woman
>we're all good with it
>third friend plays NPC
>the two of them spend the entire session describing, in detail, their hot sweaty lesbian BDSM sex session
>the rest of the party has a time-sensitive boss fight
>neither of them can help because they're both still describing their bang session back in the inn
>party ends up almost getting wiped
>general annoyance is had by all
Never had any problem with women at the table before or after that, but that session was a disaster. It also didn't hurt that our DM encouraged it. There's a time and a place for ERP, but that wasn't it.
Also, my Mormon bro was furious, because the bi girl had just told him 2 sessions ago that his Cleric's constant preaching to NPCs made her uncomfortable and was derailing the campaign (it was annoying and slowing us down, so I'm glad she stopped it, but her grounds for doing so were bad).
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>>76924700
what if shang actually is the demoralization propaganda by helping grind down every bold opinion to a bland mean?
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>>76918750
>mushroom people, four armed aliens, or a robot doll.
I believe that behavioral trend is known as “good taste”
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>>76913392
My wife is the only female in our groups. Plays male Rouges except for one Godbound campaign. GM brought in a crime lord npc that wanted her to do striptease and porn. Confirms why she has chosen male characters for40 years. She's an F&SF writer. 30 novels and 75 short stories published. Always a quality player.
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>>76926204
Something doesn't have to be antagonistic to be bold
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>>76926881
Drop some titles, anon.
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>>76913296
in my SWTOR days 8/10 women would play as a sluty slave girl ready to be abused at least on the imp side
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>>76912531
The last girls I played with played a male half-orc combat lawyer and, admittedly, a kobold rogue.
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>>76912553
What you're doing is avatar-posting and it's a van able offence.

Just thought you ought to know
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>>76912531
WHITE GIRLS FUCK DOGS
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>>76912691
>wow heckin' Wholesome 100 Keanu Chungus
Fuck off reddit this site isn't for you
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Genuinely never played with a female player.
Granted, lots of trannies that pretend to be females but no actual female, no idea what their playing style is.
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>>76915384
>fem player who favors robots, male characters and hiding their identity
are you in my group, anon?
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>>76912559
Nooo! How dare they not play half naked girls so I can roleplay fucking them.
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>>76919850
Are you going to ask her out?
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>>76928954
>Not being brave enough to bone lizard girls
You'd make a terrible adventurer, anon.
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>>76928983
already dated for over a year and then broke up. long story short, she's catholic and i'm not
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>>76918802
I can already tell you that they would not be able to handle GURPS, and the people autistic enough to be able to handle it already stopped frequenting the shop because of China Virus.

>>76928954
They're playing scale-twinks.

>>76912786
10/10
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Get into games despite not following the application instructions, and then get the gm's preference in stories and loot.
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>>76929737
You are a retard
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>>76912531
I've had various experiences playing with women.

>First girl played like a retard and got her character killed in the third room of our first dungeon. I tit fucked her a few times. But damn was she dumb.

>Second girl was cool, asked me to come over after session 0 and help make her a cleric. Fucked her and she told me she knew how to make a character, just wanted to get me alone.

>Third is my wife, she usually plays a druid if she can. She's a lot of fun.
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>attract bears with their cooter blood

>>76912553
I'm going to start reporting you for avatarfagging. Knock it off.
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>>76927085
Those are men looking to get creds anon.
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>>76912531
>make androgynous/sex-ambiguous character, either as pc or npc
>being a lesbian or having a lesbian character
>when they GM somehow pulls off great session consistently, especially horror
my experience with two female gm desu
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>>76915487
I love all of these.
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>>76922578
Yeah, but there was also the appeal of being American, deoderant did not seem to have caught on in Germany like it did here. The farther east you went, the worse it got. You could almost use it to navigate, like scent-based GPS.
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>>76924039
Males of almost every species fight for mates. And it's not just a brawl, it's more often just competition. Wits, charm, money, cars, house, sexual prowess, men compete in hundreds of ways, at all times, every day, to be the most appealing to women. Man's life is one of endless competition. And the men who don't get it, either stumble into pussy, or don't get any.
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>>76918825
>France?
KEK
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>>76913296
I literally had this. She was playing a wood elf who was like 40 or something, and tried to flirt/hook up with a wood elf warrior ascetic. She got legitimately assblasted when she rolled high on her Charisma check and I had to explain (simultaneously):
Some checks are just to determine if you fuck up terribly or are just let down easy
this guy is not guy, and in fact has a vow of celibacy
I have zero interest in your shitty uwu so cute elf boy sex fantasies
Your character is like 8 in elf years, so it's like a little boy trying to sleep with him
She left the game not much longer after because "life was just too hard and stressful right now" (read: she was butthurt over losing her boyfriend WHO SHE DUMPED for being boring) and the campaign finished nicely without her. Girls playing male characters is a bigger red flag than guys playing females.
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>>76913676
Vanilla is the most complex flavor profile in Neapolitan. Fuck out of here with that vanilla hate.
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>>76913967
>Muhamad this butthurt over getting cucked by some chad soldier
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>>76914692
Dwarf rogues are underrated for being cool.
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>>76930329
>Man's life is one of endless competition.
and this is good. Competition is the masculine essence. Your mistake is in assuming that competition is always about pussy. True, it can be -- but it need not be.
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>>76918915
Do you need to talk about it, anon?
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>>76930390
I'm playing one right now and it sure is cool.
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>>76930394
Well in that context, it was about pussy.
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>>76930437
>reading maps
Why would we have evolved to do something we only invented a short while ago? Also, I've never known orienteering to be a men's sport.
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>>76918802
>if they can't handle GURPS, Savage Worlds is a lot simpler
That's exactly what's happening with a group I'm in. Another player and I tried to introduce GURPS, one of the participants got filtered hard by the basic set. He brought up Savage Worlds a few days ago and might be running it in a month.
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>>76912786
Reminds me of a Senmurv
Both in looks, and in that it might be someone's fursona
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>>76922154
Sorry chud, that's hate speech.
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>>76930437
simp lol!
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>>76930486
>orienteering
what the fuck is this horse shit
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>>76931250
Roastie hands typed this post.
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>>76922233
Is this true?
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>>76918966
>girl playing druid
>tries to talk to giant forest guardian we disturbed that is chasing us
>DM sighs, obliquely warns her
>she approaches to try and talk to it, calm it down
>high rolls 20+ three times(and legitimately too)
>DM shakes his head as she gets the thing to stop and look at her warily, he starts looking through his notes
>she approaches within 30 feet, and then rolls a 12
>alright, roll a dex save to not be eaten
>she gets instantly killed

she was significantly less annoying after that.
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>>76931764
Yes as a general rule.
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>>76931838
Garbage story that probably didn't happen
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>>76929955
I heve like two dozen pics of 30~40 something women with time stamps written on their naked asses or tits
dont start erp without proofs and you should be fine
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>>76915384
this all sounds cool to me
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>>76912531
I hate sapient animal characters. Now, cursed characters are exactly my thing.
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>>76912531
>bakes treats for the whole group
>either the most engaged in roleplaying or most zoned out
>raunchiest person at the table bar none
>draws doodles of the whole party
>plays biggest beefiest dude, hot bitch, or team mom
>generally babysits their SO
>will actually remember to bring what you asked last week
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>>76923695
>>gets corona and now relies on a respirator
Go to more bars.
Sober men can generally avoid going to fists over it so long as one dude doesn't catch the other in the act of making-out/fucking his girl.
But when dudes are drunk and one guy talks to another's girl things can go topsy-turvey fast.
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>>76913296
>Always end up setting up romantic relationships with someone, usually with a core member of the group.

Happened to me a bunch, only found out partway into the second one she had a crush on me. Wasnt my type and she was already dating another dude, the gm for that game.
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>>76931838
>allowing social checks
>midcombat
"You attempt to talk, but the guardian's plant mind has been filled with an anger beyond the point of words. Roll initiative."
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>>76919767
Faggot
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>>76912531
All play Tyranids
Anyone know why?
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>>76912827
>muh Americans

Seethe monkey.
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>>76933199

I love the utter simps these threads bring out.
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>try to have sex with me
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>>76915384
>Otherwise, pyccкий
?
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>>76922416
>>Weird magical realm shit(bondage/r*pe, Byronic/anti heroes, etc)
Maybe my mind is just too corrupted but that seems very tame for 'weird magical realm shit'. The women I game with are more into stuff like ovi, being fucked by monsters and being enslaved/turned into pets.
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>>76929944
Based and Pyropilled
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>>76933199
>bakes treats for the whole group
>the most engaged in roleplaying
>raunchiest person at the table bar none
>draws doodles of the whole party
>will actually remember to bring what you asked last week

Those are me, but I also have the nagging feeling that I'm being a cringe tryhard. I'm making fucking playlists about my characters and shit, I wish I could cool it down to 75% of my current enthusiasm.
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>>76929737
Why the fuck aren't you catholic? You just lost a perfect wife
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>>76936624
>Catholic
>Perfect
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>>76912531
>always plays as a sapient animal character when available

it's because as a dog or fox they can eat their own pussy.
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>>76936624
i hate the catholic church on a very fundamental level. i'm into psychedelics and looking at all religious texts skeptically, trying to sift out the bullshit and find hidden truth. she and her family would shun me if they knew i was a "blasphemer". i would die before raising my future kids as self-hating catholic drones.
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>>76936832
>I chose not to raise mentally stable trad kids with a beautiful and faithful woman
>I'd rather take drugs, intellectually masturbate over my superiority, and nurse a grudge against an organization that dgaf about me. Just like a petulant child
Grow up
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>>76937188
struck a nerve, catholicuck? just because i don't follow your sick cult i'm a child, great logic you got there. never once met a catholic that was mentally stable, they all harbor self-hatred and neurosis, and most importantly think they're better than everyone else just like you just proved.
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>>76937482
I'm not even a Christian. If you think a fun activity is to pick apart the Bible to find and remove the bullshit, you are a walking mockery. You're literally impossible to satirize, because any joke would be less ridiculous than the reality. You're not a child because you're not a catholic. You're a child because your response to disliking Catholicism is to pathologize your problem into "They hate me and I hate them and I want to prove they're wrong so I can feel superior", when they literally couldn't give less of a fuck about you. After Vatican II they're not even allowed to treat you like an issue.

It's this ridiculous childish narcissism. The catholic church doesn't care about you. The capacity in which some individual believers might want to convert you is nothing particularly different from your own need to prove that it's bullshit. The fact that you think the only reason anyone could disagree with you is that they, and therefore I, am Catholic is just evidence of this. You're literally obsessed with a religion that dgaf about you. If you don't want to be a catholic just don't be a fucking catholic you ridiculous loser. Stop making your entire life about it.
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>>76937188
Don't you have child molestation to cover up?
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>>76923999
Simp
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>>76936707
why not a cat then?
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>>76912531
>Always plays a male twink with parental issues
Every time
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>>76913296
Why are women so obsessed with gay men, we had a gay guy in our college group playing a twink lizard and eventually some girl wanted to join and she immediately made a male tabaxi and started flirting with his character.

Also side note, why do women always play druids and warlocks
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>>76938335
>druids
you just know
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This might be a zoomer thing more than a woman thing but I've noticed all the girls (and some of the younger guys) at my tables always want some sort of animal companion
>dm can I have a smol pseudo dragon :3
>can I have a magic cat?
>can I cast find familiar but skip the ritual and material components part?
Even the fighter wanted a pet, they aren't ever used in combat or to scout it's just rp shit which is fine but sometimes it makes scenes feel crowded
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>>76938419
I've noticed this too. One PC in our group rolled a druid with an eagle companion and literally never used it for anything, to the point that after I died I rerolled as a sorcerer with a bird companion and started actively using it as a lookout and touch spell deliverer, and eventually he caught on that there's utility to the thing.

It's enough trouble for me to construct a single interesting character, I don't know why anyone would have two if there's literally no utility to the second.
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>>76934830
Russians, she plays russians.
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>>76929737
It better have been for some irreconcilable "we're never using birth control also those altar boys should be grateful for being molested" cartoon shit because if you guys split just because she prays differently then you fucked up.
Tradwife with good morals who is still chill enough to not be an uptight bitch about everything and anything is peak relationship goals.
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>>76938715
more like worshipping churches and priests too much, never questioning their interpretation of the bible, celebacy before marriage despite porn masturbation anal oral anything else being fine. she was really sexually repressed and wanted to do crazy shit like fuck in public places, have people watch or listen, public nudity/shaming/embarrassment. made uncomfortable when she started drawing cartoon porn of herself and showing it to all of her friends, and all this without ever putting out since i never kissed her family's ass and spent a wad of cash on a big wedding. eventually the cognitive dissonance got to me.
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>>76929737
Burn in hell heathens
>Cucked by god
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>>76913676
Sparkledog isn’t an interesting character
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>Druid and/or Ranger
>Non violence
>Asking for bonus shit
>Brings food
>Challenge averse
>Wants to rp alot
>To autismo to actually rp
>Omg bears n shit!!!!
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>>76913676
>Honda civic, plain rice, and vanilla.
Unironically based and wifable
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>>76936832
That sounds more than a little presumptuous and edgy anon. Like if you were just "they cover up child abuse fuck em" I'd get it but as is it really sounds like you're just another teen atheist with an axe to grind.
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>>76937482
This level of projection doesn't sound healthy anon. Have you considered that Jesus loves you and doesn't want any of his children to feel undue guilt?
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>>76938335
>gay men
All the fun of having a man give you attention without expecting anything in return. All the fun of having a gal pal without the woman part.
>druids
Furbaby animal friends, bohemian fantasies of "losing yourself in nature", obsession with astrology and witchcraft and The Secret and other dumb bullshit, secret desire to fuck animals.
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>>76913676
>financially responsible
>Eats frugally and healthily
>Enjoys the most complex flavour of the big 3

Sounds like a pretty good person to have in your life and at the table. Have you considered being a percentage?
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>>76938925
Oh so she was just fucking crazy. That isn't a catholic thing so much as a "my dad either hugged me too much or too little" thing.
There's plenty of fun Catholics, anon, they're literally the unbuttoned drunken party sect of Christianity.
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>>76913967
You know he's talking about the overseas bases America has in stable countries like Japan and Germany right? Not war torn shitholes.
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>>76938925
>waaah she didn't fuck me
Holy shit, grow the fuck up
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>>76916906
Built for BIG BLACK WOLF COCK
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>>76940815
Shut up about your butt
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>>76941058
Oh I wish
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>>76912531
>things that female players do
Ruin gaming groups, the gaming industry, and the entire hobby of gaming.

What do I win?
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>>76941978
don't forget the other things they ruin, like everything else
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>>76941978
>>76942029
A wall of dicks for your retarded ass to fall off
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The only game I almost played with a woman got canceled at the last minute before we got to play, so I don't know.
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>>76942041
kek seething roastosaurus
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>>76942077
Go away, sir tardalot the nogames
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>>76942129
>the tarroastie attempts a comeback
>natty 1
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>>76942223
It got you to make another stupid as fuck reply.
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>>76912531
I've played with two female players on our games. Group is my go-to solid for years even if I'm not living in their country anymore.

>one always makes warlocks with a demonic companion/familiar. Was really shy when we started the games, she really got into rp'ing but is mostly fixed on mediating the group and all. Made a waifu-tier character vampire princess that is very weebish and looked very similar to Fischl from Genshin Impact. Combat maniac and uses her bat to apply necrotic magic to a distance and constantly uses necromancy.
>the other (GM's SO) makes Dex-fag rangers with pets too, but is very stoic. GM calls her out and uses her as a hook to put her back on track. Improves considerably and starts assisting GM on creating factions and NPCs. Had a warlock once that involved another player (as an NPC/spectator) being the demonic book from Soul Sacrifice, inticing her to use it's powers for it's own benefit. She still talks fondly of the book and warlock to this day and decided to use TTRPG as a methodology for young students.

Fun times anons, always glad to have a solid group even if only Online and had it effects you past the group. You know you're in the high when you fondly remember the Friend-PC's you made along the way.
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>>76938161
I play males with daddy issues but they're not twinks.
Old man>twink
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>>76936651
Fuck off, Martin Luther. I just had to stop a game of Here I Stand I was playing and doing well as the Papacy for once because a player bitched out on commitment and I am still mad
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>>76912786
cute!
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>>76945351
>spoiler
I didn't know people on /tg/ played that, great taste. Did you get to burn any heretics?
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>>76912531
TG: female players are usually only there because their boyfriends are and they can’t want to be involved too. They usually play female elf rangers with a wolf companion. They rarely pay attention, make little effort to learn the rules or roleplay, and they get bored after like three or four weeks and drop out.
Me initially: what a lazy stereotype based on no evidence.
Me a year later: I witnessed every single point be true when a player’s girlfriend said she wanted to join. Female elf ranger with wolf companion, didn’t pay attention, didn’t roleplay, only rolled dice when prompted, was only there because she didn’t like seeing him hang out without her, quit four sessions later because she was bored.

To be fair to the femoids, we had more success with a female med student we played with, in that she made a solid effort to play properly, but she had to stop because med student.
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>>76912531
Our world is 15 players split into 3 groups of 5.
Of the women playing, we have them roleing 3 humans, a satyr and a gnome.
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>>76912639
Based as FUCK
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>>76948445
t.
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>>76947299
Just one, Bucer. It is nuts hard to burn debaters as the papacy, and our play group has historically had terrible debate rolls for the papal player. Have you played Virgin Queen? Which do you prefer?
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>>76936651
My anti-papist nigga
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>>76938715
>>76936624
>Muh tradwife
Reminder to not fetishize a person you don't know based on a single trait you are biased towards.
It's really pathetic.
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>>76948978
The word you're looking for is idealizing or romanticizing.
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>>76912531
sounds cute
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Never had any issues. I only play with people I have known for ten years who all grew the fuck up and can function at be table for two to three hours at a time
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>>76913296
Sounds like you're playing with some real dumb cunts. I've only played with one female player, and she was pretty great. Got kind of annoyed when all of us guys would get too drunk and excited and start talking over her which made her feel left out, but that was the only time she had a negative attitude, and honestly, it was our own fault.
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>>76932506
That's disgusting! What server is this happening on?! Where?! This needs to be stopped!
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>>76934830
Хaхa, oн нe мoгy гoвopить пo-pyccки!
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>>76951735
honestly if you go on any christian community in 2020 it's all 20IQ retards who parrot shit they don't even understand and cover up having retarded opinions about everything with "muh Jesus" there is no such thing of an intelligent religious person any longer.
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>>76936832
I disagree with Catholicism as well, but why the hell would you take it so seriously? What's actually so damaging about it? Like, shit, I definitely don't believe Jesus intended to appoint a pope to start an institution, but we're not living in the 1500s. Catholicism isn't that whacky all things considered, and besides, as long as you're not all edged out and douchey about it I doubt she would seriously care as long as you meet her halfway and don't acquiesce to reasonable requests like going to church on Sunday. I'm 100% in the same vein of thinking as you, but the difference is you're letting religious differences stand in the way of the person you like. Must not actually love her at all if such a minor inconvenience is so fucking horrible for you.
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>>76952330
Literally just don't associate with the southern protestant hicks and you'll be fine. Not being willing to believe in a religion because there are some annoying retards who are too literal and dumb about it is like hating a video game because the fanbase is annoying.
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>>76919518
>hangout
>"Let's kick it bro and/or ma'am, do you play DnD?
>"I'm hosting a 5e game on saturdays."
>"We're inclusive of anyone who wants to play"
>It shows up
>My entire group comprises of white supremacists and transphobes
>We still have a fun time because we don't fuck around with politics or bullshit, we are just there to have a fun time acting and rolling dice.
How does it feel being a bigot to your fellow fa/tg/uys?
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>>76924072
simp
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>>76948825
>Just one, Bucer. It is nuts hard to burn debaters as the papacy, and our play group has historically had terrible debate rolls for the papal player.
True, though targeting English and French works out moderately well.
>Have you played Virgin Queen? Which do you prefer?

Yeah, I have. I'll say that while it's a bit more streamlined and interactive it's not quite as memorable, but I'm a bit biased as I've played Here I Stand around 7-8 times and Virgin Queen only once.
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>>76952501
>spam trannyhate on the internet
>irl have a handful of tranny friends because I'm not the kind of person who shuns others, had like three at my wedding, babysat one's guns when she lost her mind and tried to 41% herself
I mostly do it because if someone's on the precipice it would be better if they turned around and didn't actually castrate themselves, but if somebody's gone and done the fucking thing it's pointless to be cruel to them on an individual level, and as sad as it is they should be made comfortable as they slide into genetic suicide.
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>>76953494
This precisely.
I'm a massive bigot towards the culture, despite being a flaming faggot myself. People shouldn't subject themselves to that awful shit just because it's a social trend these days.

That being said, I'm still heavily for trans/gay rights, etc. But, I'm never going to lie and say that I'm not a transphobe. Trans culture makes me seethe like no tomorrow, and people who try to pull at the smallest strings and make EVERYTHING about being trans or some other made up shit piss me right the hell off. I don't feel the need to tell person I meet IRL that I want to suck cocks all day, what goes on in your bedroom is literally none of my business.

I've had both coworkers and people I play TTRPGs with know me for years and not know I was LGBT. It's none of their business what I am, and I wish other faggots would practice what they preach about "Why should you care about my body" but turn around and borderline force their ideologies on every party in a room.
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>>76913921
Not true only trash woman go out with blacks in Germany normally they don’t Even talk to them
Only the ghetto chicks and the retarded feminist hang out with them and both of this groups are utter shit
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>>76952330
My smart Christian friends would never go to a Christian board specifically because, like all internet communities post Eternal September, it's shit. Why would anyone with self-esteem feel the need to consistently seek out an echo chamber
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>>76919850
edgar?
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>>76953494
>>76953682
People literally cheer when straight white males kill themselves.
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>>76954232
Yeah, because they are part of a nasty ass cult. That type of shit is super toxic, and why despite being LGBT I never interact with the community. They are god damn awful.
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>>76954232
Yeah.
We're at war with bloodthirsty cunts who want us dead, our homes burned, our children raped, and they think it's funny.
But a lot of troons are just deeply autistic/emotionally damaged people who got lost in the sauce and at the end of the day there's no moral victory in hurting them.
Like, they absolutely should be monitored so they don't spread this shit around. They are a symptom and casualty and not the disease itself (most of the time, some of them are fucking maggots in human suits).
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>>76954325
I am sorry for the mentally ill victims who are being used as cannon fodder to push an agenda, but this doesn't take from the fact that they belong to the enemy army here. If you give ballistic missiles to a schizo and he shoots a missile at you no amount of empathy will unshoot that missile.
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>>76954325
>We're at war with bloodthirsty cunts who want us dead, our homes burned, our children raped, and they think it's funny
Don't be such a drama queen, "they" don't care about you, your house or your kids, "they" care about playing the usual status games elites play, to them you're a prop at best and the vast majority don't actually understand the consequences of what they are advocating for.
The narrative that you're fighting a grand war against an evil oppressor seems to be an appealing one, to the point that both sides of the culture war have adopted it, but the reality is that the people you think you're waging a war against don't harbour malice towards you and instead are more interested in making the right noises in front of their friends so that they can show how they're in with the in crowd.

Either way, what the fuck does any of this have to do with traditional games?
gtfo of here with this shit.
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>>76952450
I don't believe in any gods because I've yet to see definitive (or at least as close to that as we can get assuming the world is in fact not a simulation and so on) proof they exist. If the world's brightest minds literally said tomorrow that they had discovered that [insert any religion here] was correct I wouldn't turn a blind eye because that would be stupid.

Still, I'm not going to tell other people what they should or shouldn't believe; if you want to believe in a god or gods and practice a faith or faiths, then go for it. As long as you aren't hurting other people or forcing them to do anything, you should have the right to practice whatever faith you want.
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>>76953682
cheers man
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>>76954580
>but the reality is that the people you think you're waging a war against don't harbour malice towards you and instead are more interested in making the right noises in front of their friends so that they can show how they're in with the in crowd.
This is literally "the SS were just taking orders"
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>>76953084
Fuck it, dropping spoilers. Yeah, the papacy only really comes into it's own once you get the pope that lets you win ties. We ended before the protestants really made headway in England or France, unfortunately.

I think the religion of Virgin Queen is more fun because it is swingy and less tedious than targeting individual space by individual space, but I miss the debates as a mechanic from HiS. The other issue with religion in HiS is that both religious powers go one after the other in impulse order and it really slows the flow of a turn down since it's only tangentially relevant to the other powers, whereas in VQ it's split up throughout the turn and more generally relevant so it doesn't feel as abstract. VQ is a much more tactical game but has less strategy, and is much more about acquiring as many permanent VPs as you can through patronage, marriage, assassinations, country unique ones (Paris, VQ, etc.), and less about military conquest/combat so if you prefer more traditional wargames HiS is definitely the choice for you. I really want a proper follow up that takes lessons from both, or a remake of Napoleonic Wars with updated mechanics.
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>One girl in party.
>She play a goblin barbarian.
>Go with the rogue to scam people during downtimes
>Bite ankles.
>Steal wallets.
Have you considered screening your fucking players?
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>>76918304
I have a total of fucking three, retard. You on the other hand...
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>>76957541
Yeah three buttholes
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>>76957655
fucking burned
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>>76953494
>but if somebody's gone and done the fucking thing it's pointless to be cruel to them on an individual level
If you aren't cruel to them, it just incentivizes and emboldens more of them to do it.

Its like humoring cripples who say dumb shit like they can do everything they could before becoming a paraplegic. They can't, it's blatantly untrue, and telling them that is absolutely cruel. But what happens if you don't tell them that? If you let disable activists continue to spread those lies? Being crippled is no longer a priority for medical science, as their quality of life isn't "that impacted"

To help these people, you can't pull any punches, no matter how cruel it is. Anything else is a far greater cruelty as a resault of cowardice masked as kindness.
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>>76954594
Definitive proof of a god existing might be possible, but not God capital G. And I'll explain why: Imagine you are an omnipotent, omniscient entity that exists outside time, and you want to create something. You would just make it all just as you want it right in one instant. Everything is already as you wanted it to be, because you would have constructed the laws of logic and physics so that the universe would flow according to your will.

You people want proof of magic and miracles, that's not going to happen because that shit does not exist or make sense. But that shit also isn't required, because God would not need to use supernatural magic in the first place because he fucking made the universe and everything in it according to his desire before the start of time.

Belief in God is not a question of proof because BY DEFINITION nothing that would prove his existence could exist in this world. Your desire for proof is like asking for proof that the universe itself exists, but requiring that nothing currently existing in the universe can count towards this end.

You either think Human, physical reality is the pinnacle of sapience, or you fucking don't. That's it. There is no proof that can ever turn that opinion into a fact.
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>>76958656
Retard
>"Hey G, can you give us proof you exist?"
"Sure homie, lemme just create the universe such that an unambiguous marker of my existence is naturally formed, which I already did since I exist at all times lmao. It's in that cave over there, been baking for a few billions years."
>"sweet, thanks man"

Was that so hard?



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