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Wheelchair edition

UA: Subclasses, Part 5
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>Previous thread: >>76069170

Do you use wheelchair rules?
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>>76073674
No
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>Whenever you cast a spell of 1st level or higher, you must make a saving throw, the type of which matches the spellcasting ability used for the spell, with a DC equal to 5 + the level of the spell. On a failure, you must roll on the short-term madness table. The effects last until the end of your next turn.
>Each day at dawn, you must make a saving throw, the type of which matches the spellcasting ability of the spellcasting class in which you have the most levels, with a DC equal to 5 + the combined level of your spellcasting classes (half- and one-third-casters reduced respectively, rounded up). On a failure, you must roll on the long-term madness table. The effects last until the next dawn.
>Whenever you gain a level in a spellcasting class, you must make a saving throw with disadvantage, the type of which matches the spellcasting ability of the class you gained the level in, with a DC equal to 10 + the combined level of your spellcasting classes (half- and one-third-casters reduced respectively, rounded up). On a failure, you must roll on the indefinite madness table. The effects last until you gain another level. If this madness is otherwise removed by any means, you must make the saving throw again at every 7th dawn until you fail or gain another level.
There, I fixed martial/caster disparity.
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>>76073674

what are wheel chair rules?
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>>76073705
Better idea
>remove all martials
>all melee classes are now half caster gishes
You can't fight a magical godlike being with only a sword, faggot. It's time to grow up
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Is it even possible to make a virgin Fey wanderer ranger considering the feywild?
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>>76073718
Is basically a indestructible, non magical hovering plataform that gives you advantage to dex and ignores difficult terrain, stairs, cliffs, while also being a bag of holding.
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artificer/arcane trickster or dragon sorcerer/swashbuckler?
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>>76073739
it's a fucking magic item
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>>76073738
Sure. Say that some fey transmuted away their genitals as a prank.
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>>76073784
cope
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>>76073718
Weak to stairs, stamina and agility penalties on any incline, significantly more likely to suffer critical hits, cannot use stealth, cannot climb, cannot use steeds, half speed, agility, attacks and attack radius.
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>>76073764
>can't be dispelled nor affected by antimagic fields
Ok, magical no magical if you prefer
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>>76073829
magic items can't be dispelled mongoloid
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The character art thread is down, does anyone have good character art for a male satyr rogue, preferably one who doesn't have a beard?

It's really difficult to find pictures of satyrs where they have any clothes on, and even then they're basically just streaking.
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>>76073741
what the fuck are you even trying to do??
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>>76073738
Depends, male or female?
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>>76073890
no, it doesn't
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>>76073861
Then why it says "can't be dispelled" in the rules?
Anyway is still unaffected by antimagic field, and those affect magic items except the wheelchair
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>>76073674
No and i can't imagine what kind of person would
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>>76073866
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>>76073878
Clearly he wants some sort of rogue gish
>>76073741
Artificer/AT is probably overall stronger for the free shields and +1 items but I'd personally go Swash because I prefer Cha.

Have you perhaps considered Warlock/Swashbuckler or AT? Great fun with some cool shenanigans
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Have you ever had a party member you dislike get in a helpless situation and seriously considering just playing the fool so they get killed, /5eg/?
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>>76073674
Flanking, yay or nay?

What about a flat bonus (+5) instead of advantage?
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>>76073878
a character who kills people with kitchen knives, magically conjured flavor compounds, and a hand of glory
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>>76073920
>No armpit hair
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>>76073960
I don't mind it but I'm in the minority. You'd probably want a smaller alternative bonus though since +5 is pretty big. A common rule I see is +2
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>>76073674
Cute cripple wizard girls in wheelchairs are the best
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>>76073953
countless
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>>76073920
That's not a male. Unless you mean the boy she's in the process of molesting, who is not a satyr.
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>>76073953
This was legit an accident but someone in my group was playing a really obnoxious Monk and I cast Sleep at a bunch of guards that were surrounding him, turned out they all had more HP than the Monk did so the boss cultist lady just walked up and nailed him with Inflict Wounds and thew his body into the sacrificial pit
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>>76074001
I too like the necromancer on Adventure Zone Graduation.
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>>76073866
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>>76073920
Looks so much better than the final product.
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>>76074048
That's a small tiddy female satyr who is naked, not a male satyr who could be construed to be a rogue.
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>>76073960
>Flanking
Whenever 5e attempts to incorporate an idea from 4E, they fuck up. Coincidence?
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>>76073980
I was thinking +2 for side, +5 for a proper flanking, but you might be right that that's pretty generous.

I'd also rule that some monsters just don't give you any advantage for flanking - not lots, but things like oozes and enemies with weird forms can't be flanked
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>>76073739
Sauce?
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If dragons and their descendents are birthed from eggs does that mean when a human chick gets knocked up by a dragon she lays an egg?
And does having a dragon parent make you a half dragon or a dragon born? They're both by lore birthed from dragons so what causes the difference
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>>76074092
tough customer, are you?
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>>76074092
dont even bother asking /tg/ for character art. the only thing you will ever get is borderline unusable softcore porn of female characters. just look at every character art thread, they're all like this.
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>>76073674
Made this for someone I DM for, but for her character in Frostgrave.
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>>76074133
It's like you've never actually been in a character art thread but think you can guess what's in them
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>player has consorted with a demonic creature in order to return his mercenary company back to life
>been collecting the souls of creatures they kill using an artifact the creature gave him
>has collected enough souls that i want to return some of his company to him
the creature in question is an haemalchemist who had been corrupted by abyssal forces, and was freed by the party after promises of sharing knowledge and power, but particularly gravitated towards the PC in question

there are two ways of playing this, and i'd like some advice on which sounds better
the first option is to return the people to life normally, upholding the bargain, and have the creature do shady shit in the background with the souls, something that'll come back to bite them later

the other option, which i think is more interesting, is to have the people come back, but there's just something off about them, due to the corruption of this abyssal creature in the resurrection process
they could seem normal at first, but over time, become more and more aberrant over time, until it becomes full pet sematary
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>>76074045
If she can revive the dead how come she can't revive her legs?
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>>76074092
Ok
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>>76074119
Half dragon. As far as I'm aware Dragonborn are created from the blood of dragons or something along those lines, but aren't actually born from full dragon parents.
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>>76074097
>Whenever 5e attempts to incorporate an idea, they fuck up.
ftfy
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>>76074200
based
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To bring something back from the old thread
>>76073649
>they're save or sucks
What the fuck do you mean? You decide if you used an arcane shot when it hits a creature, not when you make the attack.
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>>76074212
No that's half dragons, they bathe in dragon blood and take on the traits of dragons, including the tail
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>>76074092
You are very unlikely to find any sort of clothed satyr art anywhere
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>>76074220
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>>76074119
Half-dragon. Dragonborn are more distantly related, and were basically an artificially created slave race.
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What god should a dragonborn gain favor with to get a miracle like having kids with a lover of an incompatible race? Bahamut or the setting's fertility god?
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>>76074131
While I appreciate you trying to help me, I did ask for a MALE character art, and everything you've offered so far has been of females. I recognise that I'm not a paying customer, but I'm going to draw a parallel: If I was at a café and asked for a coffee, I don't think it would be reasonable to call me a "tough customer" when I was offered a soda instead.

I was kind of afraid of this, though. I don't really like saying "thanks but no" to people who try to help out, but in this case I do know what I want. If the art at least tried to conform to my request of a male satyr rogue, I wouldn't complain at all.

>>76074133
That's not true. While much of the art is indeed just softcore wank bait, there are instances of legit, usable character portraits out there. People are just biased to pay more attention to the more outrageous content.
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>>76074251
Then why isn't half dragon the playable race like half orc
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>>76074270
For the same reason dragon isn't a playable race like orc
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>>76074270
Because then they'd be forced to draw tails in the art book and adding limbs to your art commission is like an extra $50
They're just a small indie company, they gotta cut costs
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>>76074200
She's a NECKromancer, not a legromancer.
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>shepherd druid for conjure animals, summon beast/fey/elemental
>conjuring wizard that isn't actually conjurer for conjuring spells
>mark of warding abjurer
What do I play?
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>>76074243
There's this, but he's really not a rogue.
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>>76074270
There isn't a reason, wotc are just retards. I always replace the dragonborn traits with half dragon because it turns the race from total dogshit to sort of able to compete with vhuman (it still can't but hey it's better than nothing)
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Could anyone enlighten a starting dnd player on how to best build a swarmkeeper ranger? is dex still the best skill?
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>>76074288
Explain
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>>76074092
>>76074269

anon, stop trying to limit your search and try broadening it. you're more likely to find what you need
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>>76074254
>bahamut
Why would he pray to a final fantasy boss
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>>76074220
Keep spamming this. I want to see it catch on
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>>76074355
Too overpowered
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Can a high enough Artificer use the spell swapping effect of these fancy new spellbook items?

My initial interpretation says yes, but that may be because I'm playing an Artificer right now. Looking for second opinions.
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>>76074373
>>bahamut
oh no no no western game dev "originality"
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>>76074385

RAW, it doesn't do a whole lot for you since you don't have wizard spells and having wizard spells isn't a requirement for you to use the book
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>>76074383
How
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>>76074358
I'm sorry. I'm having a difficult time understanding how pictures of naked satyr thots is going to help me find the picture of a male satyr rogue I'm looking for.

Like here, you've provided one such picture! I'm going to consider it, even though it's quite far from what I actually pictured, because it at least satisfies the conditions I set for my search. If you have any less evil portraits, I'll gladly consider them as well. Thank you for the portrait!
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>>76074144
Is her character a cute wheelchair girl?
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>>76073953
Once, the DM- via an aboleth- managed to take control of my character. I gave unreserved advice on how best to kill the party.
Combat only lasted one more round.
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Does anyone mind posting ruined castles inhabited by Orcs, and dark Knights?
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Is fog cloud more of a water spell or an air spell?
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>>76074385
Requires attunement by a Wizard.
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>>76074500
In this scenario you are the helpless and the fool, amazing
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>>76074539
ruined castles inhabited by Orcs, and dark Knights
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>>76074558
Oh shit, never mind, re-read it. Still, not very useful since you cast Artificer spells and not Wizard Spells.
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>>76074548
According to Genie Warlock, Water.
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Are their wheelchairs in a land of magical healing, divine resurrection, and alchemical potions?
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>>76074548
Air, the fog can move but can't condensate
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>>76074600
I don't know. Are there graveyards or coffins?
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>>76074600
Considering most settings are medieval because spellcasters are greedy fucks, you can bet you ass little mwamba in fantasy africa is still dying at 13 years old.
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>>76074200
Well when she’s dead and a lich in the fiture she will
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>>76074352
Anyone?
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>>76074539
Next best thing i have
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>>76074600
Yeah for retards who can't afford any of that
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>Astral Self Monk
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>black person joins our games club
>asks to join our campaign
>he wants to use his fursona as a character
>say sure, he can use vhuman as the race
>he shows me his fursona
>it's a monkey, it looks like an anime character and has blue eyes
>he picked monk as his class
I regret everything
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>>76073674
Wheelchair assassins are a major plot point in the satirical novel Infinite Jest.
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I am here to remind you why you don't mix beast races with humanoids in DnD parties:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hr0siIYAhdY&ab_channel=Lukah
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>>76074665
You mean Echo Knight?
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>>76074680
shit man I'm sorry you're being forced to play it
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>>76074118
https://www.dicebreaker.com/games/dungeons-and-dragons-5e/news/dnd-5e-combat-wheelchair-rules
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Imagine a whole party of wheelchair adventurers.
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>>76074756
So how do the barb or the cleric move?
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>>76074756
Retarded beyond belief, but that's modern D&D players for you.
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I want to play a female wheelchair-bound rogue that finds a male silver dragon boyfriend who loves and protects her.
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>>76074756
What are you going to do when you can't access the dungeon? sue the litch or the dragon?
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>>76074778
Why?

I want to play the silver dragon
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>>76074756
>the gnolls start laughing hysterically at the pitiful sight of the party before promptly flipping over their wheelchairs so they can keep laughing
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>>76074803
Great power differences in relationships is my fetish.
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>>76074821
Where i'm from we just call that rape and slavery but eh
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What makes more sense for an earth-themed spell, catapult or false life?
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X was the firstborn son of Y and Z, a wealthy family that owned land etc. His family had everything that they could want. Power, gold, maids, butlers and so on, but none was give to X.
His parents beat him, kept him in a locked room and just treated him like an animal. He wasn't even sure that no one other than his immediate family knew that he existed.
His 2 younger sister, who were twins, would treat him like trash. Spit at him, mock him, taunt him while showing off her bodies.
>You'll never know what the body of a girl feels like, faglord
He was kept locked up in his room for the most of his life, fed food and given a book or 2 every now and then.
When he was 16, his drunken mother told him the truth about the familys wealth.
His mother and father were beggars. One day a devil approached them with a contract.
>money, power and long lifes just for the price of their first born son's life as became and adult
On the night of his 18th birthday he was woken up by the sound of his parents drunkenly barging into his room. They tried to take his life during his sleep as a payment for the deal.
Maybe it was because they were both drunk, or X's dumb luck he managed to fight his parents off. Killing them in self defence.
He took what he could and ran from the family estate that same night.
He was alone in the streets of (town name). Begging and scavenging for scraps of food, until he met (minister of church something).
He was offered a job as a handyman, errandboy and a grave digger at the local church.
X took up on the job, spending a few years, living in the church, working and studying.
He owed his life to the minister and was ever so grateful to him. He believed in the church, yet the divine powers never gave him any strength. He was determined that some day that would change.

So I'll be rolling a wizard, probably a bladesinger because it seems cool.
Hows my backstory? Do keep in mind that I'm a 12 pack of beer into me and esl pleb, so pardon my french
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>>76074838
I'm pretty sure it's not rape if it's consensual. And I doubt a silver dragon would try to hurt a partner that breaks up with them anyways.
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>>76074821
I hope you don't want to be a wheelchair girl in real life.
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>>76074451

Hurts to see it, but that does make more sense. Thank you. o/
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>SMV | SVM
>MVS | MSV
>VSM | VMS
How does /tg/ say components
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>>76074853
Catapult.
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>>76074853
Catapult since you can launch rocks. Cast it in a high enough slot and you can launch boulders.
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>>76074864
No, I like my legs and it's just a part of the fantasy.
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>>76074871
Components don't exist in my settings so I don't say them
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What's the best class to reflavour as a tech user?
And why is it monk?
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>>76074373
Brain-damaged piece of shit that plays jRPGs might not know that, but Bahamut is a mythological fish that supports the world.
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>>76073953
One character threatened mine and I seriously consider allowing this to happen at some point.
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>>76074494
>I'm sorry. I'm having a difficult time understanding how pictures of naked satyr thots is going to help me find the picture of a male satyr rogue I'm looking for.

because you shouldn't be looking for a rogue, you can look for other things like

SAYTR ASSASSIN, which is what i looked up to find that.
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>>76074539
ruined castles inhabited by Orcs, and dark Knights
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>>76074854
Seems needlessly tragic and edgy.

I do like the church taking him in but giving him the tools for wizard training rather than indoctrinating him into being a priest or something - that's neat.
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Guys I've never played d&d but I have watched the overlord anime
Do spellcasters really stand around spamming buffs before going into combat? What does mantle of chaos even do
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>>76074865
ask your DM, he might see it differently since artificers and wizards are both prepared casters
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>>76075020
Not in 5th edition. You can only concentrate on one buff at a time.
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>Player having a grudge against BBEG wants to willingly mutilate himself to act as a lure for BBEG just so he can lash out on him
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>>76075020
That was more of a 3.5 thing. In 5e they have Concentration to worry about, which limits them to one strong buff usually
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>>76075011
Yeah I sold the idea on the church giving him food and basic supplies, maybe a copper or so a day for his salary.
I'll probably scrap the sibling thing or something.
I'm just brainstorming by myself and throwing ideas on the wall
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>>76074668
>fursona
And you didn't kick him out right there?
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>>76074704
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Does the Sorcerer's Draconic Resilience stack with Unarmored Defense?
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>>76075020
Overlord is inspired by autistic jap mmos which were inspired by old pre wotc dnd which was super autistic and horrible
Modern dnd is more like a modern western mmo like wow where mages use their spells for damage or crowd control instead of stacking on an assortment of miniscule buffs
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Here's a fun exercise /5eg/: what are some things in your campaign/setting that might trigger this board?

For me it's
>modern selection of food
>trains
>robots (not magically animated)
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>>76073953
I was almost in a situation like >>76074500.

>find a phylactery(in the form of a necklace) somewhere and a note about the lich it was taken from
>some hobgoblins took it to blackmail the lich into working with them
>decide to return it in exchange for him not helping them
>my character, the evil & mentally unstable GOOlock gets to hold the phylactery because no one else wants anything to do with it
>constant struggle to not put it on
>finally get to the lich's hideout
>decide I'm going to leave it to chance if I put it on
>flip a coin
>heads up I put it on, tails I don't
>tails
>ask the GM, after ever with the lich is resolved and my character doesn't put it on, could he tell me what happened if he did
>he agrees
>end up returning it
>GM said he would have found an excuse to kind of pause, tell me I'm now possessed by the and give me the lowdown on what he knows/can do
>then have me play as the lich in my characters body
I would have absolutely murdered all of them.
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>>76075078
My college games club is well...based in the college so technically I'm not allowed to just refuse people or kick them out, they have to break a rule.
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>>76075124
>rule 1: no furries
>rule 2: NO FURRIES
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>>76075124
You could simply tell him you don't think the character is a good fit for the table, and help him come up with something different?

Of course that would assume that you didn't just make this up for internet points
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>>76075124
you could have just told him no to "i wanna play a fursona"
you're a doormat GM and now the other players have to suffer through furshit, good job.
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>>76075078
jesus stop falling for bait
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>>76074352
Do you want to be good with weapons?
Dexterity
Do you want to cast better magic?
wisdom
Do you want to hate yourself?
Strength
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>>76075145
I can't do that
>>76075161
Well when I agreed to let him make the character I didn't think it would be so awkward, I didn't think he'd be playing a literal monkey like come the fuck on who the hell could have predicted that, I thought it was gonna be like a wolf man or something which idc about
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So we determined in the last thread that dick size is 1/2 of CON score. So then of the squishy classes, which one is best for a femboy?
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>>76075020
What the others said. If you stack buffs it's usually one self buff, and some other shared buff spells or auras that come from the rest of the party.

>>76075101
>Overlord is inspired by autistic jap mmos
That is the case for the majority of isekai and fantasy anime, but Overlord is blatantly and and admittedly inspired by the author's time playing 3.5 more than anything else.
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>>76074352
yes, you are still a ranger.
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>>76075020
Older editions could be
A lot of spells in 5th edition are limited by Concentration, you can only have one spell that requires concentration going at a time
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>>76075211
>high CHA warlock with a solid 7 inches
Too bad my GOOlock is completely uninterested in sex. And so am I in the context of D&D.
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>>76075178
schizo
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>>76075197
Okay cool, you can still tell him the character isn't a good fit and offer to help him make a new one. Unless you have a club policy that says you have to be a little bitch
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Is earthbind more of an earth spell or an air spell?
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>>76075095
No
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>>76075237
>not playing a sissy warlock with a 4-inch clitty, whose patron is a succubus who makes him get dicked down by orcs and other big monsters in exchange for an ever-growing amount of power
Fair enough but you're not doing it how I'd do it.
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>>76075183
>>76075223
Thanks friends.
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>>76075331
Yes, you're a faggot and I'm not.
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>>76075323
Erf
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>>76075343
Being straight is fucking gay though. Imagine being so obsessed with another man's dick that you let it determine whether or not you're going to have sex with him.
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>>76075331
give the succubus a cock and have her do the dicking herself and we've got a deal
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>>76075365
>Imagine being so obsessed with another man's dick that you let it determine whether or not you're going to have sex with him.
The fact that it's man period makes it a deal breaker. And in the context of D&D I prefer zero sex. I'm not there to beat off with my nerd friends. But you do you man.
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>>76075211
>Gnome artificer with 16 con
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>>76075331
>>76075371
I
NEED
MORE
MOOOOOOOOORE
IM GONNA COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
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>>76075371
Obviously she can grow one and do it herself too. When he's really good she gives him a CON bonus and lets him fuck her too.

>>76075398
I'm just screwing around. I can't imagine doing an actual ERP D&D campaign.
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>>76075331
Good idea.
>>76075371
Great idea.
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>>76075337
Good subclass choice btw.
Gloom stalker is famous for being amazing, but swarmkeeper looks like a lot of fun with the updated ranger rules.
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If monsters don't drop gold and weapons in this game then how am I supposed to get better equipment?
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>Attending weekly college sessions
>I’m a level 5 forge cleric of Hephaestus
>we do a dungeon that is clearing dragon rats from some crazy wizard’s basement
>weak individually dealing 2 damage with breath weapons but there are like 20 at once with each encounter.
>our wizard uses burning hands as expected
>the damned rats are fire immune
>cast spirit guardians
>every rat dies in 15 foot radius even if they make their save
>lasts 10 minutes
>trivialise the entire dungeon by running around and obliterating all rats around me in holy fire.
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>>76075331
>>76075371
But with love, with love!
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>>76075451
Are you the Overlord guy or the Swarmkeeper?
You loot humanoids, do missions for people with money, find treasure or steal the stuff you want.
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>>76075469
Yes, over time she falls in love with him and realizes that people matter and goes from CE to NG.
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>>76075451
you beg your DM for money
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>>76075461
>anon plays Charlie Kelly
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guys...is dungeons and dragons really like this? https://youtu.be/_H_DlXPhwVU?t=139
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>>76075197
Pussy ass bitch
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>>76075331
>unironically my dream erp character
one day...
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>>76075211
Sorcerer, they can dump con safely with proficiency so they have a better chance of not nutting with their tiny dicks
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>>76075565
>I have no mercy, I am chaotic neutral!
based
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>be me
>make v.hum level 1 fighter in january
>start LMOP
>covid drops nuke
>play at least 3 other PCs in two campaigns getting to level 8, level 7 and level 11
>quit before final dungeon over drama
>two months.pass
>DM asked me to come play LMOP again with all new crew
>this time we're not restricted to PHB
>lionen tunnel fighter spear monk named Liono or hairy armpit satyr chick alchemist, lol dunno
>so many options
>DM asks me to play original fighter
>says he has already worked out how I can be back with all new party, as a bonus he'll let me stay LEVEL 2
>"uuuh thanks"
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>>76075439
I've never done an ERP game, but I can imagine doing it with the right group. At this point though I don't even have a normal game.
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>>76075211
Should be 1d6 + CON mod
1d4 if you're a manlet
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>Players excited to finally learn the grand mysteries of this setting, such as how did gods become gods, and where do dragons come from
>I'm still not sure what the answers to these questions are
>Time is running short
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>>76075614
I would rather have no group than an ERP group.
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Greatswords are the nest martial weapon there is and that's a fact
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>>76075626
>he doesn't know midgits are hung
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>DM does milestole leveling
>5 sessions in and were still lvl 1
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>>76075565
Yes, it's true. Mercy will cost you
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>>76075629
Think of something your players can achieve with epic difficulty since they may want to usurp a god
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>>76075626
Can we add an optional rule for your dick losing up to a couple inches if you get really fat and getting bigger if you go ottermode?
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>>76075637
It might be the nest, but glaives are the best.
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>>76074985
you're missing the fact that he's not LOOKING he's asking YOU to look. also a rogue looking like a rogue is fuggin retard tier
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>>76075635
And that's fine. What I want is a good group, one I could have fun with regardless of what we're playing. I'm a total degenerate though, so I'd go for it if I had the chance.
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>>76075644
Only some
We made our deep gnome roll for size, mf had crazy mondo stallion dick
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>>76075565
>this has references to order of the stick in it
it's a based kind of cringe
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>>76075664
No
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Need an opionion here guys:
Playing a Bard/Warlock, Currently Bard 3 (Glamour) and Warlock 4 (Fey Tome)
Where should I go from here? Thinking of going full into Warlock.
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Is there any class that's good at reliable/at-will AoE damage? It doesn't have to be 100% unlimited but at least more free than using spell slots to do damage to multiple people at once.
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>>76075445
Thanks, this will be my second campaign I'll be joining as a player. The campaign I'm currently playing is as a drow elf monk with way of the kensei and the way of the ascended dragon. So I'm practically new.
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>>76075713
>your player comes in with art that looks like this
>says it's his character
>refers to the character as "he"
Do you allow it?
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>>76073953
once I realized the party retard would follow anyone who was doing anything by immediately doing what they did I started having a little fun by leading him as astray as possible then abandoning him. he should have died a dozen time for being too brainless to not follow my PCs, but he was the DMs pet so he never managed to actually die.
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>>76075657
The plot of my game is ALREADY becoming a god. In my setting, there is a finite number of divinity in the world that needs to be recycled each time a god dies. Each time it happens, ideally a new god takes his place through a convoluted process that involves getting approvement from other gods. Factually, more and more divinity gets lost through the centuries, which leads to the world becoming a shithole.
Their question is how the first gods came to be, since they obviously couldn't follow that exact path.
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>>76075720
Kind of depends on what you're going for, ya? Like what do you want to get out of not?
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>>76075748
No. Weebshit not allowed.
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>>76075773
Easy. Eventually, the gods use the remaining divinity to reboot the setting and become the first of the next cycle.
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I just realized the Clockwork Sorcerer could have an Origin Spell list that looks like This:
>Armor of Agathys, Protection from evil and good
>Aid, Lesser Restoration
>Dispel Magic, Counterspell
>Polymorph, Summon Construct
>Greater Restoration, Wall of Force
Are people sure that this isn't better than Divine Soul Sorcerer or Shadow Sorcerer? Cause getting access to all of this without costing you is very powerful. I know they don't get Spiritual Weapon or Spirit Guardians or the Hound of Ill Omen, but this is...quite good.
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>>76075786
Supporting the party, mostly. I'd like to focus on damage or not.
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>>76075728
Artillerist artificer
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>>76075451
>then how am I supposed to get better equipment?
what makes you think you're supposed to do this?
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>>76073674
A few of the guys at work want to try dnd and have me dm for them, they’ve never played before. My past experiences with dming I usually bite off more than I can chew and use an overly complicated module or sloppily made homebrew world. What’s a good simple adventure for totally new players? I know there’s a few out there but I’m not sure which ones are good.
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>>76075451
>don’t drop their weapons
Does your dm just have goblin’s Spears and swords poof into air as soon as they die?
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>>76075645
if this isn't bait he's doing it wrong. what did he say when you expressed your concerns?
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I think I'd be into text-based ERP D&D with like, a DM and two players, but I think with real people it would suck unless they're people I'm extremely comfortable with.
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>>76075810
>not allowing weebshit into game so you can marginalize and then stomp it the fuck out until the player quits over you killing their waifu
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>>76075892
1. give them premade character sheets
2. run A Most Potent Brew
3. invite the non-fucktards back for a real campaign
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>>76075910
yes
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>>76075728
What the other guy said.
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>>76074938
>Astral Self whose astral self is an exo skeleton they're slowly building
>Dragon monk with a flame thrower and a set of retractable mechanical wings
>Shadow monk with a stealth suit that casts their spells and a teleporter
>Sun Soul with lasers
>All monks have some sort of rocket boots or speed drug that grant their extra speed and step of the wind abilities
>Stunning Strike is a paralysing toxin or electric shock
>Unarmoured Defence is some sort of nanoweave armour or a permanent force field
I dig it, lot of potential in it
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>>76075910
not him but my DM had players' items do that because one player was so butthurt that I said my rogue was going to keep his magic staff when he died he made the DM make rules prohibiting touching any other players' stuff, even after death. He was the kind of faggot who had a twin brother in the wings for when he died.
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>>76074756
>druid
>not mounted on a dire wolf
>not grabbed by a giant eagle
Is she genuinelly retarded?
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>>76075932
I too want an ERP campaign, but there are a few problems.
>The people who ERP are fucking weirdos, and I want nothing to do with them.
>It's extremely unlikely that our fetishes will line up, and they're not into something disgusting like futa
>I want a campaign that's not solely about ERP, it's just a thing that happens.
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>>76075969
why? after you have 4 or 5 spears and 12 short swords, what does it matter? nobody is going to pay you real gold for goblin tier equipment.
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>>76075728
What >>76075853 said with Artillerist. You can get a fairly long-lasting flamethrower easily, along with Acid Splash and Sword Burst for some AoE cantrips, which you can also bolster with the 5th level feature.
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>>76075818
Catch: each time there's less divinity to go around, so fewer gods.
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>>76076022
I want an ERP campaign but I've yet to find two players who can even RP normally.
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Friendship ended with r20.
Now foundry is my friend.
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>>76076059
One of my players spergs out every time I mention foundry, saying it's unwieldy and requires you to do a shitload of busywork before you begin playing. Is that true?
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>>76076053
F-list has decent community of /tg/ expatriates.
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>>76075932
Sadly I feel this would only be possible if I could conjure some pocket dimension with perfectly constructed avatars for the occasion. Otherwise you get all the problems the other anon described.
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>>76073738
Why would you want that?
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>>76074756
hot
>>76076018
yes, that makes it even hotter.
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>>76073674
After many postpones we're finally playing DnD tonight
It'll be my first experience and I'll be playing a Wizard. I've done as much reading as I can on the class up n down and understand almost all the mechanics.
What do you guys recommend for a school of magic? We'll have a party of 5 if that matters
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>>76075720
>multiclasser
You should go into a grave.
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>>76076148
>What do you guys recommend for a school of magic?
one that can deal with the game getting cancelled.
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Thinking about trying beastmaster ranger since Tasha's fixes some of my biggest problems with it. Is there any fun or optimal stuff I should consider?
Since the new beasts use wisdom to attack, I was leaning towards grabbing druidic fighting style and just start whacking shit with a stick, maybe start as fighter for that con prof and access to dueling too
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>>76076148
Sounds like you haven't read spell lists.
You're not ready. Don't play a wizard. No, you won't have time.
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Redpill me on artillerist. How fun is it? I'm trying to decide between it and the new UA Dragon Monk, but I'll probably pick artillerist since I'm always begging my DM for UA shit
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>>76076177
Ive read all the Wizard's spells for each level, thats not an issue.
I was just wondering what you guys thought would be the most fun to run with for your first run, or one that would be the least problematic.
Something that covers a lot of ground for a team.
Its non-negotiable, so if you'd like to give some advice i'd appreciate it. If not, feel free to ignore the posts.
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>>76074985
This is actually great advice, I don't even how I managed to miss it myself since I usually search up a variety of wordings. Though the most promising results were for satyr thief, not assassin. Anyway, thank you! (Though there's still no explanation why I shouldn't tell people offering tiddy satyrs that it's not what I asked for).

>>76075675
True and not true. I did look and am looking myself, but I also asked you guys to look in case there's someone kind hearted enough to help me. You know, in case someone happened to have such a picture lying around.

Also, do you really think you're going to get jobs thst require a rogue's talents while disguised behind 7 layers of irony in your alternate identity of the cobbler's daughter who practices crochet and folk dancing or whatever?
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>roll a nat 20
>DM says it doesn't hit
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>Want to make a forest hero not-link.
>Druid? Nah. Don't like shapeshifting.
>Fighter? Sounds boring.
>Oath of the Ancients Paladin. That would work, but lets keep going.
>Ranger would be perfect, but I don't wanna use a bow.
>2h Fighting Ranger exists.
>Sweet
>Beastmaster exists, just like in 3.5e, but it doesn't suck this time.
>Fuck yes give me a goddamn hunting owl.
>Check RPGbot, there is a split between Beastmaster and Primal Companion, with the latter being the only way the pet isn't tacked on dogshit.
Do most GMs run with Primal Companion? It's from Tasha’s Cauldron of Everything. I've ALWAYS wanted to play a beastmaster-like character who is in the thick of it fighting alongside their companion rather then being a bowman who makes the pet do all the work.
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>>76076240
Wut?
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>>76076022
>>76076053
These. I've tried looking for an ERP game but some of the shit people are into...

>I just want a normal game
>with good players
>and 18+ themes to spice it up
Why is this so hard
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>>76076211
Abjuration or Divination.
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>>76076240
Well, your DM is fucking stupid. A natural 20 automatically hits a target no matter its AC.
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>>76075821
The only people who think the clockwork sorcerer isn't stronger then the divine soul are in denial. Hell, the Aberrant sorcerer can get hex.
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>>76076078
I don't think so no.
With all the mods out there you can customise it to be very easy to use for players.
You don't even need to port forward or anything, lighting is so much better. I no longer see a point to r20. Ofc just my oppinions though.
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Marials are neat
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>>76076240
>"lol, it was an illusion" Jim, the horrible DM.
you got cucked son
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>>76076240
but a natural 20 always hits...
what are u sayin...
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>>76076255
>>76076266
>>76076283
>>76076285
I was attacking his DMpc
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>>76075842
So on the one hand, going into Bard for one more level would get you another ASI but it would slow your warlock progression... But I think it might be worth it for the ASI.
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>>76076248
>Link
>Not using bow
>2h instead of sword & board
Are you SURE you know who you're talking about?
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>>76076304
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>>76076248
Tasha's is very new, but the Primal Companions were largely designed as a way to balance out how unreliable Beastmaster animals could be. A Beast of Air would be ideal for representing falconry or a pet owl like that, since you can use your bonus action to have it scratch people as it swoops in before flying away, since it doesn't provoke opportunity attacks.
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>>76076255
>>76076266
>>76076285
>>76076304
I was his DMpc
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>>76076240
>roll fort save
>nat 20
>...mmmm you still get stunned
Why did he make me roll then?
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>>76076304
Irrelevant.
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>>76073953
>be me, Storm barbarian. Sea bearing campaign. We find two lizardfolk enslaved to fight until they die, party manages to free them and add them to the crew. One of the lizardfolk, nicknamed Bloodsport loves combat. We bring him with us into combat. After enemies are dispatched he continues to try and attack our gunslinger. Party knocks him out, but gunslinger finishes him off. Turns out he was using a berserker ax. Some time later, my character is still holding a grudge over his death, have geass cast on me. Commanded to kill the gunslinger. Dont even try to fight it, and slaughter him.
Tldr: I was the helpless situation
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>>76076308
Stats are fine, what would recommend for Feats/Spells?
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So now that we can swap ASI's, what are the best classes for lizardfolk

Monk/Ranger/Druid still?
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>>76076354
tl;dr: You don't know how to memetext.
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>>76076309
I'm playing not-Link, not Link. There is a difference.

>>76076314
Pet classes always seem to get the shaft. In pretty much every form of media. /an/ons suffer dearly for it. So I am glad just this once I might get a good one.
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>>76076230
>Also, do you really think you're going to get jobs thst require a rogue's talents while disguised behind 7 layers of irony in your alternate identity of the cobbler's daughter who practices crochet and folk dancing or whatever?
Any job the requires the subtlety of a rogue will likely have either contact posters in shady areas or actual contacts that find you based on merit. If I need someone sneaky I'm not sure I'll want to hire the guy dressed as a shady criminal in broad daylight
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>>76076394
It's serviceable. It will eat up your bonus actions, but the damage alongside your ranger's attacks should be solid, and you can easily revive the pet with a spell slot if something happens to it.
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>>76076383
The only classes that really get anything from their racials are full Dex ones for unarmoured defence and monks for the extra bite damage early. Other than that their abilities don't really directly tie into class.
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>>76076354
Your character is a horrible person.
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>>76076282
Gishes are cooler and anyone who says shields are badass are wrong!
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How do I build him, /5eg/?
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>>76076415
We clearly have different definitions for rogues.
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>>76076208
Catapult your flamethrower at the front mob in a pack and laugh as you grill them with your bonus attack.
Pick replicate magic item: spell wrought tattoo: hex, and debuff your catapult target's dex if you get a surprise round.
Oh, and remember to get elemental adapt: fire. You have a flamethrower and fireball after all.

I've been wanting to play one for months, but I'm having fun with my current character so I'm trying to not get "grass is greener" syndrome.
It looks like a good ranged damage dealer, but I can't help but wonder "what if it had extra attack".
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>>76076308
What have you got?
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>>76076363
Meant >>76076532 for you.
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>>76076500
Unironically Hexblade. Powerful bat, lasers, and servitude to a bizarre dark entity.
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>>76076494
>Probably uses the spell shield
Yah whatever poser
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>>76076461
To be fair we we all there for separate reasons, not any form of friendship or anything like that. Sea-elf pissed off the wrong Dwarf man. Bloodsport was unconscious, we could have helped him
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>>76076648
Reflective Wards > Actual Shields
Its funny when the sword hits the barrier and goes *tink*.
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can I light campfires with greenflame blade?
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>>76076713
Ask your DM.
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>>76076626
>dark
I still haven't seen a reasonable explanation as to why it was wrong, other than everyone being a sore, incompetent loser. But yeah, hexblade fits very well, maybe a dip into conquest or devotion paladin for the purity aspect.
>>76076695
I prefer having both, honestly. Although I do hate that S&B EK builds are pretty much better off goind shadow blade unless they drop the S part for PAM and spear. At least spears are based.
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>>76076713
RAW no.
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>...target a object...
This is fucking gay.
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>>76076744
>a [vowel]
It's fucking gay and you're fucking illiterate.
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>>76074738
Jesus Christ what's this abomination? it's so good it's even better than not being disabled and in fact it improves even non disabled people
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>>76076759
An unicorn
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>>76075565
>spare an enemy
>DM takes away all my gold and weapons
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>>76075565
>HOW DO YOU WANT TO DO THIS?!? [in other words]
I hate Critical Role.
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>>76076802
literally rent free
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>Tmw classes don't have variable ability scores to depend
>TMW you'll be never play an INT Monk artificer or SAD Cleric Paladin
Such is life
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If I'm starting at level 10 is it reasonable to say my bladesinger was an ex mafia leader still his group was destroyed? This way I can justify being reasonably powerful without playing the generic snobby wizard from a college or super fancy place
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>>76076730
I jest Shields are actually really cool. I like combining them with Shield spells too. Gishes are actually pretty cool no matter what tools they are using. Sword and Board, Polearms, Bows, Guns. Anything its all good.
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>>76076730
I would just go Aasimar race, probably Scourge, rather than multiclassing. Solid ability score matchup and the idea of "destroying all evil with overwhelming holy force" suits the concept.
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>>76076828
Sure.
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>>76076820
How the hell is it rent free? If a thing comes up it's not living in his head, it's being shoved in his face and he's being forcibly reminded of it.
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>>76074641
pretty cool, I like it.
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>>76076860
>Seething about critical role over a vaguely similar line from a shitty christcuck webseries that came out a year before critical role
>Not rent free
Peak cope
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Bald characters are cool.
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>tfw I slept all day and now all I can do is exist until my dnd game tomorrow
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>>76076907
Fucking player hands typed this post.
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>players reach level 17
>immediately turn into murderhobos
>went to a low level town and killed everyone
hmm....
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>>76077051
Did they drop meteors on people?
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>>76077076
sorcerer did, the wizard found the mayor and used power word kill on him for laughs
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>>76077051
Time to send the armies of entire kingdoms after them. Don't stop until they TPK.
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NecroWiz is a doctor. Uses animated dead assist with triage. Skelington Nurse
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>>76073674
TQ - No. Never had anyone want to use them. Plus in a setting as rife with magic as DND is...why would this be a thing?

Just like in Cyberpunk or shadow run. You wouldn't really see people confined to wheelchairs for long term, because they have the technology to simply fix your condition. Just as how significantly advanced technology can remove problems, magic an to.

Though I guess for short term convalescence it might be a thing.
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I am trying to get back into playing D&D since stopping back in highschool over a decade ago, and using the site Roll20 to find a group. Currently, I am placing an application in to a group, waiting a few days to see if I hear anything back and then moving on if I don't. Should I just be shotgun blast applying to groups, or is the way I'm doing it right? Also, I am getting back into my favorite part about playing and thats thinking of character concepts. How much do DM's appreciate non-edgy back stories, or do they not care much? I've thought up three different characters so far, and plan to think up one of each major class to start.
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I'm going to point something really fucking basic about D&D that should be obvious as fuck to anyone, and anyone that uses a wheel chair (I've had to for a while since I hurt my back a while back, I can walk, but I still need a wheel chair occasionally) should stop being thin skinned fuck heads. D&D is a world filled with magic, and unless you do not have legs (were cut off or burnt off) magic should and could fix anyone. LITERALLY. I mean for God's sake magic can animate statues. If it can animate even inanimate objects and make it, then it should be able to create all sorts of ways to fix a paralyzed set of legs that are a birth defect. If it's anything other than a birth defect regeneration can fix it. Regeneration can fi having your legs completely removed, or even having your heart torn out. So yeah... there is no NEED for wheelchair rules. This is fucking stupid and anyone that uses them needs to stop playing the game.
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>>76077272
It's also boring.
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>>76077112
The meteor thing doesn’t surprise me, because it’s hard to get a true sense of that’s spells scale unless you have a town to drop it on. The wizard just sounds like an arsehat. I’d honestly end the campaign at that point or just do what >>76077112 said.
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>>76077272
Yep. Even in some weird case where you were cursed by a god to be incapable of ever having or using legs again for whatever reason, there are still far more interesting magical solutions you could use before resorting to a wheelchair. And if you can't afford those, you also won't be able to afford a quality enough wheelchair for adventuring, so you should get a mule instead.

Wheelchairs are for games like Shadowrun where there are character roles like Hackers and Riggers that don't need to run or climb most of the time, and cybernetic replacements are expensive enough where someone might get stuck with using the low-tech alternatives.
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>>76077336
I could maybe, maybe see it being justified as an accident on the part of a Sorcerer. Not on the player, but if the character wakes up one morning and feel like they can cast a new fire spell and go outside to try it out, and then they wind up underestimating both the range and scale of the spell, that could easily blow up something they didn't mean to. That'd be a really low-Int low-Wis Sorcerer to pull that off, but I could see it happening.
Wizard has 0 potential excuse.
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Does anything break if we replace Eldritch Knight "War Magic" and Blood Hunter "Mystic Frenzy" with the Bladesinger extra attack ability? It wouldn't grant an extra attack, just let the classes replace one attack with a cantrip.
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>>76077398
It's how it should have been in the beginning.
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>>76077398
Nothing would "break," it would be a stronger option but Eldritch Knight is kind of underpowered as is.
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>>76077398
You're literally killing casters with that buff. Stop the madness.
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>>76077398
It's fair for EK at levels 5-10, though it arguably becomes too powerful at 11th level where they can make 3 attacks. That's 2 attacks alongside a 3 damage dice cantrip, which really starts to outstrip what other fighters are capable of, particularly in the case of SCAG cantrips.
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Does pic related solve 90% of issues?
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If a player was running an Urchin character from the City of Brass in the Elemental Plane of Fire, as a DM, would you let the small mouse that comes with the background have Fire Resistance or Fire Immunity? It's otherwise a normal mouse stat-wise.
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>>76077374
>Wizard has 0 potential excuse
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>>76077476
I'd say "talk to the other players like adults" is over half but that's a high second.
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>>76077476
That and "talk to people", yes.
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>>76077489
I'd toss it immunity just to avoid feelbad if it gets roasted for no good reason. Also could make a fun running gag.
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>>76076802
>letting your players control their character is shitical role
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>>76077526
"Yes."
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>Anon, make a Constitution check and a Dexterity (Performance) check
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>>76077560
What is "my wife every night" for 500, Alex?
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>>76077520
It's going with a fire genasi monk. I'm using the Ascendant Dragon subclass but it's reflavored as her manifesting her efreeti heritage. No mechanical changes, just I intend to only ever use Fire damage, Wings Unfurled is going to be a cyclone of cinders and flames instead of wings (again, no mechanical changes), and Aspect of the Wyrm will just be, I dunno, going Super Saiyan or something.
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>>76077051
Was it a long term game or one of those just a few sessions high level game?
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>>76075419
>My lord! You're a tripod. What you been feedin' that thing, eh? It looks like a baby's arm holding an apple. Good thing is, if you ever get tired, you can use it as a kickstand!
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Is goliath barbarian based or cringe?
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>>76077560
>Why?
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>>76077598
we're 8 months in
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>>76077647
Barbarian is always cringe.
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>Playing thematically cohesive class/race combos is suboptimal because you're bound to have overlapping features that don't stack in any way
I fucking hate this shit
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Is there a Humanoid Rat playable race in D&D? Looking through the 5etools I don't see anything, but there may be something I don't know about. Image related.
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>>76077638
Well that line's a blast from the past.

>There's only two things I hate in this world: People who are intolerant of other people's cultures... and the Dutch
>I should have told you the truth earlier, but those Belgians, they made you so damn...evil. And, of course, they share a border with the Dutch.
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What's your favourite new multi-class that uses a Tasha's subclass?
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>>76077675
Reflavor goblin
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>>76077398
GFB/BB + 2 extra attacks and the possibility of a bonus action attack from PAM or GW or whatever is a lot of damage. Especially when you consider action surge, since a regular EK can't use war magic twice in 1 turn due to the bonus action. If you think the DPR boost is fair, then do it by all means. But I would probably cap it at Cantrip + 1 Extra Attack
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>>76077647
I think it's more just obvious than anything. Not that that is inherently bad.
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>>76077489
What >>76077520 said. It can't serve as a scout in the same way as a familiar or anything, so that's more of a flavor and convenience change than anything.
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>>76077667
Name three examples. You literally cannot
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>>76077687
It's much larger than a goblin. Skaven black rats (the rat in the pic) is probably between 6 and 7 feet tall.
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>>76077675
kobold and goblin reflavored. Both work. Pick your poison.
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>>76077526
Stopping the flow of combat to mug at an imaginary, on two levels, camera is inane.
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>>76077675
No, now go play WFRPG
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>>76077685
BattleSmith3/Bladesinger6
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>>76077675
Shifters, technically
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>>76077647
Get ready to be asked if you would like to rage.
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>>76077685
Fey Wanderer and Trickery Cleric is a lot of fun so far.
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>>76077719
>Triton fathomless warlock (or any water-based race with almost any water-based subclass)
>Dragonborn draconic sorcerer with the same ancestry for both
>Goblin rogue
Cope
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>>76077675
Kinda. The Rokugan d20 books have stats for nezumi, and both the Scarred Lands and Midgard settings have ratfolk. If you're talking Forgotten Realms, though, you've got wererats, and that's about it.
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>>76077725
Custom lineage
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What should I play once my EK inevitably dies in our current dungeon crawl? I'm mostly learning towards one of the new fighter subclasses and fey ranger because I'm hot for magical martials.
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>>76077647
MOOBA!
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>>76077768
>cope
Very ironic.
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>>76077748
>>76077785
This helps. I'll see if I can try and get my DM to play along and let me have some fun. Thanks!
>>76077741
Image related.
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>>76077811
Hexbladin
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>>76077821
seethe
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>>76077725
>not wanting to play as a tiny rat
>muh black rats
dude you're being incredibly cringe.
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>>76077768
Gonna toss on Duergar Rune Knight. I thought it was an awesome combo, especially because you can get to Huge size at level 3, but the passives for the runes either totally overlap with Duergar or you won't have the stats for them. Darkvision 120 ft? Poison resistance? Come on.
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>>76077811
Try Soulknife Rogue and then tell me how it is. I really like the look of it because I like that you can boost skills (and later attack rolls) but not expend the dice if they don't turn a failure into a success, so it's perfect resource efficiency.
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>>76077675
Is there a website with more gifs like this? animated characters with transparent background? i want to make more tokens like this.
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>>76077831
>seethe
Very ironic.
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>>76077876
cope
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>>76077835
I want to make a polearm master fighter who hates elves. Also, rats are cute!
>>76077866
No idea.
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What are 2 languages besides Common that I can take for Curse of Strahd Game?

I am a Noble delving in the studdy of Occult and Dark Arts
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>>76077719
Mountain Dwarf Fighter or Barbarian
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>>76077897
Whatever your character would reasonably know. An occult dark arts nerd might know abyssal, infernal, deep speech, undercommon.
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>>76077846
>Soulknife Rogue
I gotta be honest, nothing about the subclass really captivates me. My apathy towards rogue in general doesn't help either.
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>>76077897
Probably Infernal and Celestial.
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>>76077916
thank you, tasha.
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>>76077748
I fucking HATE shifters. Flavor is shit, official height and appearances are shit (they don't satisfy my forry side or cute female side, unless you go full weeb and make catgirls I guess,but the shifting craps over that), transformation is videogame shit instead of Shapechange like werewolves, where it's almost purely cosmetic and fluff: a very good ribbon.

Honestly, shifters are the Hexblades of the races for me: shit, restricting flavor that is at the same time bland as oatmeal. Thankfully, I'm the DM so I let my players refluff whatever they want. I actually refflufed the shifter race into a variant of Simic Hybrids: experiments made by wizards by magically crossbreding genes of different races and magical beasts, fully lab/vat grown.
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>>76077947
Why would an occult dark arts nerd know celestial? What the fuck are you talking about?
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Has anyone here ever played the original Favored Soul UA from like 2015? I'm looking around for older comments on people who played, and it looking kinda mixed in terms of if people thought it was overpowered or just good. How do you view it in comparison to what we have with Tasha's Clockwork Soul and Aberrant Mind Sorcerers?
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>>76077969
Take your autism elsewhere.
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>>76077895
But anon, elves are rats.
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>>76077965
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>>76077969
>not knowing there are Neutral and Evil Celestials
Get a education
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>>76077980
>roleplaying is autism
Where do you think you are?
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>>76077992
What?
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>>76077997
Huh?
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>>76077969
Because nothing makes an "evil" character seem more Evil than being able to read and speak the language of the Heavens. It lets you seem sinister, intelligent, and cultured.
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Whats a better feat for a Dark Age Physician Wizard? Healer? Resilient Con?

Due note I am getting Herbalism Kit proficiency
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>>76077986
>elves are rats property
Fixed that for you. Doesn't mean we still don't hate them.
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>>76077895
My dragonborn paladin swallowed a rat whole once, because it was making noise while our PwTed party was hiding in a wizard's basement.
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go ruin twg instead you fucking autists I don't need you here.
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>>76078025
cringe
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>>76078028
You fucked up now. Watch your back.
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>>76077647

as cringe as a human fighter, a halfling rogue, or an elven archer
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Call me retarded, but RAW, the Fey Wanderer's Otherworldly Glamour feature just allows you to use Wisdom on top of your Charisma, right? You could minimally dump it and still be fine.
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>>76078070
Why do that when you just dip in Nature Cleric and go max WIS and CHA?
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>>76078070
rangers dump WIS all the time, yes.
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>>76078025
I wonder about that.
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>>76078080
That's funny because players dump ranger.
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>>76078080
>rangers dump WIS
P-p-people don't do this...RIGHT?!
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>>76078070
Yes, you add your Wis to Charisma checks, the same way Swashbucklers add their Charisma to Initiative checks.
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>>76078090
Minsc did, but he was mentally subnormal.
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A big melee chad walks up and grabs your current character's (insert precious thing here). What do they do?
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>>76078090
I'm playing with a ranger with 12 wisdom. Feels bad.
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>>76078105
I cast disintegrate
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Did they take Mearls' subclasses off of 5etools?
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>>76078105
>tfw Love Cleric
While he's *AGWOO*-ing, I get my stuff back.
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>>76078105
I hug him
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>>76078105
Turn into a horse to trample him.
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Playing a Halfling Moon Druid and my DM allows a free level 1 feat. Should I get Bountiful Luck or War Caster?
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>>76078153
Bountiful Luck. More flavor and you can help your bros.
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>>76078153
You should take something that isn't powergaming faggotry.
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It bothers me that you can't use Two weapon fighting with rapiers without the Dual Wielder feat. The classic setup for dagger and rapier needs a whole feat? Why not just change TWF so that the Bonus Attack can be made with a Light weapon in your off-hand, regardless of what's in your main hand?
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/5eg/, how do I find a game to join that's actually good? All my recent attempts to find a game through game stores went badly and I want to get in on an eberron game

>>76078117
scrapped all the stream content from the look of it. might have removed some other stuff as well
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>>76074205
He's got no hooves though.
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>>76078168
There's very few feats that do literally anything for a Moon Druid without being completely worthless trash like Linguist.
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>>76074539
ruined castles inhabited by Orcs, and dark Knights
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so if I'm a storm sorcerer and I cast the first level spell shield, does that mean I can use tempestuous magic to fly away as a bonus action or can you not use bonus actions on enemy turns
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>>76078204
you can only take bonus actions on your turn
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>>76076324
Cause you'd bitch if you just got stunned without a roll
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>>76078201
Sounds like a perfect opportunity to take Tavern Brawler.
Or you could take War Caster, just like you've done for every caster you've played before. ;^D
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>>76078172
Because attacking with a greatsword and then shanking a fucker right after with a shiv is stupid.

I'd allow rapier with a dagger at my table though, and any sane DM would, because rapier+dagger (1d8+1d4) is the exact same damage as double scimitars (2d6).
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>>76078248
Not him but it would still have to be made with a one-handed weapon
Or just give rapier a special property that lets it TWF with daggers
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>>76078172
I'm inclined to agree with >>76078248 in just making an exception specifically for rapier + dagger. Otherwise nobody would do rapier + dagger, because rapier + shortsword would be better, and nobody would use two shortswords again if they could help it.
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>>76078210
fug
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Gameday boys, hopefully today I get the answer to the campaign's biggest question: Is my bugbear chad going to plow the goblin who has a crush on him?
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>>76078298
Can't he just order her to, based on their racial hierarchy? Or does he have to bully a Hob into issuing the command?
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>>76078248
>because rapier+dagger (1d8+1d4) is the exact same damage as double scimitars (2d6).
Rape + Dagger will give you a dpr bump over double scims once (if) you get extra attack
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>>76078341
>Rape
NO, DM! DON'T LET HIM RAPE ME!!!
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>in a fight at level 5
>I've been downed 3 times
bros....
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>>76078424
Jeez, anon, stop getting beat up so much, it's embarrassing.
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>>76078430
I can't help it, I'm a squishy warlock and my dm keeps critting me
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>>76078424
Worse shit that ever happened to me that wasn't just death was when I got crit for like 50 fucking damage by a Roper's bite at like lv6
And that was the one and only time the DM decided he wanted to use the Injury rule and I ended up with broken ribs that fucked up my concentration checks for the entire rest of that dungeon
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>>76078443
d-d-d-darkness
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>>76078177
Ech. How come?
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>>76078452
this is the stupidest fight ever
we're using roll 20 and we literally both keep rolling 20s, me to get back up and him to put me back down. I hate it so much
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>>76077262
Shotgun will get you there faster, but what you're doing is polite
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>>76078341
>Rape + Dagger will give you a dpr bump over double scims once (if) you get extra attack
Well thankfully dual wielding is shit for anyone but rogue anyway so it doesn't change anything.
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>>76078341
>>76078507
Yeah. The 1 extra average damage you get from using a rapier+dagger instead of two shortswords once you have extra attack isn't going to help that much when dual-wielding in general already drops off at that point.
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>>76076273
>Aberrant Mind gets Hex
Better Blaster than Draconic Bloodline? Cause you could Hex into Scorching Ray now.
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>>76078317
Not living in a tribal situation, so it's down to his questionable social skills.
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>>76078560
Though I guess Divine Soul Sorcerer could get Spirit Shroud then Scorching Ray something too.
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>>76078560
>>76078626
Hex would be more efficient, particularly if an Aberrant Mind can cast it for only 1 Sorcery point.
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>>76078655
I guess Divine Soul would out damage it cause it scales better and also has access to spiritual weapon while the Aberrant Mind is more consistent and less costly.
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>>76078655
>If you cast the spell using sorcery points, it requires no verbal or somatic components, and it requires no material components, unless they are consumed by the spell.
Geez, I forgot about this. I forgot they can use SP to cast the spells not only at a discount, but also as if they were cast with Subtle Spell too.
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>>76073735
Pretty much this. At the very least, level 10 and onwards martials should be performing feats similar to spells of a similar level.
Basically when a half caster gets access to something like fireball and haste, pure martials should have something similar.
The fact monk doesn’t get haste and a few others at the cost of ki really fucking pisses me off.
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Can you Twin Spiritual Weapon?
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>>76078724
No.
>>76078713
I forgot about that part too. They can cast Hold Monster as if it was subtle spelled and using Sorcerery points too.
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>>76078735
Gey
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>>76077476
99%
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>>76078724
Let's read and see what it says

>Twinned Spell
>When you cast a spell that targets only one creature

oops!
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>>76077965
>It's this hard to reflavour a race
>He thinks WotC would give full shape change as a racial
Anon, I...
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>>76077997
Sperging out over something without spending a couple of seconds thinking about it is autism
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>>76078768
Changelings get unrestricted shapechange and extra skills as a race feature. Shapechange to the werewolf hybrid form isn't ANYWHERE near as useful.
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>>76078735
Ooooohhh.... I just realized that they could cast Synaptic Static for 5 Sorcery Points and its under subtle spell...Huh.
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>>76078768
Also I explicitly said I am reflavoring the race.
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>>76078735
*casts uncounterable Heightened Hold Monster on you*
heh...pathetic
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>>76078714
I don't think there's enough options in 5e to make homogenising the classes by just giving them spells not feel like shit. I wouldn't want my monk to cast haste on himself for the same reason I don't want -5/+10 feats for every single weapon.
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>>76078792
>unrestricted shapechange
It's basically alter self/Disguise self. You're asking for what's basically wildshape
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Anon can you stop powergaming? We don't spend our entire life reading DnD shit. Plus we just leveled up so I didn't even know I had that feature. Just chill out man it's not that deep it's a fucking game.
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>>76078832
Werewolf shapechange doesn't give any noticeable stats, except something like 12 + dex nat armor, but that isn't necessary.

Lychantropy is what changes stat to a fixed number, anon. Not Shapechange.

>Shapechanger. The werewolf can use its action to polymorph into a wolf-humanoid hybrid or into a wolf, or back into its true form, which is humanoid. Its statistics, other than its AC, are the same in each form. Any equipment it is wearing or carrying isn't transformed. It reverts to its true form if it dies.

I'll repeat myself for good measure. I only want the hybrid form, not the wolf form or the nat AC calculation.
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if I roll a 23 to hide and an enemy monster rolls 23 on perception who wins?
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New thread:

>>76078868
>>76078868
>>76078868
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>>76078858
The enemy
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Paladin Bros.
How to introduce an undead hating ancients paladin that isn’t a tree hugging hippy in a mostly undead setting.
I know I know but I just love that restraining divinity.
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>>76078858
Meets beats. They met your stealth DC so they see you.
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>>76077969
>why the fuck would angels have anything written or spoken about the secrets of fiends they're mortal enemies that doesn't make any sense
>why the fuck would someone interested in al-Qaeda look at the CIA?
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>>76078858
Stealth checks essentially set the DC for detection, and because meeting the DC counts as a success, the monster would successfully notice you.
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>>76078768
Really, when it comes to the right forms it wouldn't be. If you could only turn into a humanoid form, a beast form, and a hybrid form, then that's already very minimal utility. You could use the hybrid form as a disguise of sorts, but it's like walking around town in a gorilla suit. The only real potential utility depends entirely on the animal form in question, and if it's just a medium sized beast like a wolf and your stats don't change from it, then it's not even remotely as useful as something like Wildshape, since you can't use it to fit into small places, and people aren't as likely to leave it be compared to a bird or a housecat.
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>>76077685
Tasha's is str8 retarded, so null
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>>76078874
ancients paladin is fun to play in like an Arthurian style instead of plate druid lite.

That's what they are in my setting pretty much, like questing knights with some weird fae powers, not outright nature based.
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>>76077638
I'll never forget "like a baby's arm holding an apple".
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>>76078905
Surely there must be something you like in there.
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>>76078832
What werewolves have isn't remotely similar to wildshape in function. They don't get any temp HP from it, and it can only make a single shitty bite attack.
I'm not sure what you think wildshape does if you think just assuming the appearance of an animal is what makes it overpowered.
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>>76078714
I think they're kinda going for that with the new fighter subclasses, especially psi warrior. It literally gets a spell as its capstone, and before that gets supernatural abilities that are basically spells power-wise.
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Level 3 is the patrician starting level
Anyone that starts lower just wants to waste people's time

The only excuse is if you're doing a more down to earth campaign
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>>76080478
1 and 2 are good introductions for people who've never played. Even so, I have a premise in mind where starting from 2 or even 1 would be good to set up their rise from a low place.



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