ITT: Post inside-jokes or memes from your group
what a nerd
In a Star Wars game I'm playing, it was quickly decided that one of the PC's Jedi Masters looked basically exactly like Keanu Reeves
>>76070263Currently my group acquired a former leper named Kiint, who I took out of a premade module, as a loyal ranger henchman after curing his ailment. I kept calling him "Kinte" because I didn't have my ducks in a row, and now he's Levar Burton in much the same way.
>>76070263Just wait until you guys see the Alderanian politician/diplomat
This one's from my current game.
>This is just shitposting with extra steps.
don't use firebolt in a massive underground oil/natural gas pocket.
>>76070747That's what memes are.
Played a druid who was named "Sells-Leaf." Died and then became a revenant. Needed new art so this happened.
dude just get dan to do it
Adherents to Pelor are all potheads, no exceptions
>>76070537Does Xaphura have a fucking gun coming out of his eye socket?
>>76075074*Her, and yes. She's an undead gunslinger that our GM created, and was the BBEG for the last campaign.
>>76068072Not my group specific but I guy I played with made this for another group he played in. Too good not to show. https://youtu.be/AJYuV23bUkg
>>76076117Also made this for that group apparently
DM allows for a lot of flexible spell casting and basically rolls arcana check to bypass some shit.
>>76070393Despite making up just 13% of the party, Kiint sets off 50% of the traps.
my "party wipe" squad as described by the party
One day. Storytime.
>DON’T KNOCK! NO KNOCKING!
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>>76075131Why does a skeleton have a sex?
got none yet, game just started, but "x player falling down a hill and dying" while they're afk is catching on>>76079749it's what they were pre-deading retard
>>76080470Oatcake currency?I'm curious as to the story behind that
I just want to go back to my friends...Dannyand Darrenand Danielleand Dariusand Donaldand D’Angeloand Danaand Dominiqueand...
>>76080482This annoying fairy kept leaving enchanted oatcakes by our parties camp every night, which have a random magical effect the DM rolls for whenever one is consumed. Results include everything from vomiting bubbles for hours to being turned into a beast until the sun rises. We got sick of this pretty quickly, but our bard started using is charm to convince NPC's to trade them for valuables - they are magical, after all.The oakcake shenanigans eventually ended when one of our fighters finally had enough and dumped them all in a lake, tainting a nearby towns water supply.
>>76079749Because she was a woman before becoming a lich, duh. She didn't just pop into existance as a skeleton, that's bad worldbuilding.
>>76068072It says [the crow] [my pc] The crow is my familiar
He's a Synad
Things didn't go well in the Nautiloid.
I made a bunch of shitty edits like these one day when I was bored
I got a few from my cos game.
>>76070393I like orcs in chains
it is pain
>>76079749You can determine sex by looking at a skeleton.
>>76085642CHECK THE PELVIS AND LONG BONE IF ITS GO A HOLE ITS A WOMAN. IF IT DON'T ITS A DUDE. LONG BONE DOES A THING
I do miss playing with this groupHi Jay
>>76085745No just mummies.
From our Star Wars game
Hey I'm Icerand I'm not so Icerand we're the Lizard Grumps
>>76090387Sleep tight, Imnopteran
>tfw most of my memes would get me banned except this one.>tfw gobs died and it was my fault
>>76091049so are 9/10ths of your campaign memes porn or what?
>>76091140Nah they're just either clownishly racist or antisemitic.Most of the time both.This is the only one that is close to porn.
>>76091167>Nah they're just either clownishly racist or antisemitic.post it you fucking faggot
>>76091167it's allowed as long as it's /tg/, which it sounds to be
>>76092594I desperately hope you aren't >>76091167 because that faggot got my hopes up and if you're the same guy then you'd be a huge nigger faggot reddit kike to think that was too hardcore for /tg/
>>76091167>Nah they're just either clownishly racist or antisemitic.where the fuck do you think you're posting
I'm not giving any context
>>76070632That looks like an amazing party anon, care to share some details?
>"We open the door">DM: "From the other side emerges Angron, Daemon Primarch of the World Eaters>"We close the door">Our faces when
>>76079749>t. failed biologyBecause he has a bone-er.
>>76092794Well I want you to know that he is a cute birb>>76092798>system is Rogue Trader>set in Commorragh>DM said he's "changing the background a little bit to make the setting more interesting."The party:>a Sslyth who is only competent at fighting when he's high as fuck, and also the only one of us who knows how to drive.>An Interex who majored in Great Crusade studies who's taking an immersive trip to Commorragh. He's also wearing knockoff Eldar power armor. >A regular Fire Warrior who is trying to free the rest of his strike team from the city. Extremely paranoid and the team's stealth expert/sniper.That picture is from when we found ourselves on a derelict craftworld and an Exarch just walked onto our skimmer. None of us were going to ask it to leave but it was a bit of an awkward moment.All told, It's a pretty fun game and I really should make more memes about it.
>>76091167you smell so fucking new
>>76082385Context of the party in general? I want to know what brings Not!Hol Horse and Not!HK-47 together
Behold. Yaun-Ti dick slice.
>>76093737based Devil Trigger postinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljeHoVUENsk&feature=youtu.be
>>76079749>Why does a skeleton have a sex?damn, I don't know the punchline to that one. uhhhh, cervical vertebrae... coccyx... meatus... superior pubic ramus...she wanted someone to jump her bones?She didn't wait for marrow-age?She has the hots foramen?Fertility god sacrum-ent?She wanted tibia mother?
>>76068072Posting smug faces and>he doesn’t know Whenever someone asks for a source.
My Call of Cthulhu game that just ended had a joke about the French Occultist T Posing through walls
>>76068072>summons 4 bears>summons beat totem spirit>becomes bear himself> https://youtu.be/WKLZyz7gQTYhttps://youtu.be/9gsCLSNbxSM
>>76094438oh i guess i should mention the bears are all ripped AF. and the totem spirit is appearing behind him like a Stand.
>>76068072If youre familiar with Half Life, theres a glitch that causes the crowbar to skip its attack animation and hit a corpse a thousand times a second. Its been a gag that every crowbar my players use has a 1 in 100 chance to instantly liquefy a target, as long as it successfully lands on the target.My crowbar player finally rolled a 100 on a mook today.
I love our group's drawfag.
made this one last night
I'd post the massive and hilarious compilation of shit from our games but it has our discord names on it and I'd rather not DOXX anyone.This one was pretty good and even the PC we were making fun of laughed.He kept clogging up the session with pointless BS so as the GM I photoshopped this mid-session.
>>76093190>That picture is from when we found ourselves on a derelict craftworld and an Exarch just walked onto our skimmer. None of us were going to ask it to leave but it was a bit of an awkward moment.
>>76092126>>76092520>>76092701>>76092718>>76093295>U smell new!1/tg/ is a hard left and cucked as shit board, you'll get banned from saying slurs lmao, keep coping newfaggots.I also don't play LGBT friendly editions of D&D so no, none of the other faggy 5e posts are mine.I don't wanna eat a 3 day ban for a joke literally none of you would get.
>>76098200I didn't even call you new, you faggot. Also imagine calling people a newfaggot but you don't even know how to ban evade. The kicker is that your shit is probably tame anywaytldr, kill yourself
>>76095531and, when i awoke, i was alone, this bird had flown.so, i lit the fire, isn't it good, Norwegian wood.
>>76068072>”I don’t want to go to the bone zone!”Any time the players encounter a skeleton, After that time an intelligent skeleton spent the whole fight cracking bone puns like “I’ve got a bone to pick with you” and “I’m going to to take you to the bone zone”>”Hadarak Fel!” -when the players meet someone they hate.The first ever antagonist from the first ever proper game I ran. I was awful back then, and the pre-gen adventure bad guy was Hadarak Fel. No matter what the pc’s threw at him I would bullshit a reason he survived. It’s been five years but they still curse his name and ask “is this guy the new Hadarak Fel?” When they find an npc they don’t like.>”like that time you killed Harbek?” -whenever a given player threatens a non-hostile npc.One of the players, playing his first ever campaign, played a wizard. He cast fire wall and declined to exclude the friendly dwarf npc Harbek from the area of effect, even though he could very easily have done so. As a result Harbek died. It’s been two years and we still give him sit for it.>”oh no, [John] is writing a letter!”In one game, the player John (not his real name) wrote two different letters as two different characters, and both of them completely screwed the party over. The first one was to the local lord conspiring to fuck over the party for personal gain, and the second as a different character was to a different local lord confessing the party’s crimes of murdering the first local lord and john’s previous character and asking for clemency. This did not go over well and the party had to flee the region.The group is now very wary anytime John says his character is writing a letter or sending some other kind of message to an npc.
My bad decisions that went over two campaigns, with two completely unrelated characters.
>>76098200>you'll get banned from saying slurscrazy how retarded nigger faggots keep saying this and yet>>76092701>you'd be a huge nigger faggot reddit kike to think that was too hardcore for /tg/is still here, now either post your gay memes or fuck off newfag
>>76068072Man I remember when I once found a shroom this big. Sadly it was devastated from the inside by insects and worms...
>Innkeeper is SO down on business in this twisted curse-touched city he's actually cut off a little bit of his calf just to serve us some meat sandwiches, entirely done out of our view.>Rogue freaks out
Also have a couple video shitposts i've made for my group>>3690103https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omq71S-g6_U&ab_channel=Tablet
>>76101363Don't mind me, just fucking up a cross-board link>>>/wsg/3690103
>>76099920I want to cuddle [\spoiler] with your party’s Landschnett
>>76068072"I'd pee in their quarry" has slowly become one.The origin episode of it is going up wednesday.
>>76101363always a treat man
We have some Way of the Wicked memes.
>the DM asks what a derogatory term for treants would be>"Twiggers"
A meme from our Diplomacy group. Germany's player is supporting both England and France in their conflict against each other. England and France have been skirmishing since 1901, started by Germany telling both of them that the opposite was moving their fleet into the English Channel.
>>76105361holy shit france and england must be dumb motherfuckers. That or germany is galaxy brain chesslord
>>76105502Yes to both.
>>76103558>>76103574Love these for some reason
>>76085164FUCK YOU CARL
This thread fills my heart with joy. No idea what any of it means, but I love seeing your injokes and knowing that you guys are having fun.
>>76070393Toby's a good name
>>76109675https://img.4plebs.org/boards/tg/image/1382/06/1382064418454.pngit's about some questionably reasoned balancing decisions
>>76112371christ that's hilarious