Ctrl+F'd and didn't see one.
>>74876264best part about these tired out repost threads is how phoneposters cant even see the file names, ita just like an old /b/ thread with no contextman if I were OP i'd probably need 3 therapists to keep from just ending myself
>>74877127Who cares what phoneposters think?
Additional rule: You must contribute to the thread in or your wish is ignored
>>74877127Shows how much you know, newfag.
>>74877364A thousand US dollars added to my bank account each and every week, for twenty five years, tax free. Starting this week.
>>74876264But RAW you wouldnt be able to use the movie Blade either because it didn't specify what kind of blade it was referring to
>>74877364I wish all attractive women played Warlocks
>>74877364Kyuubei is actually a straightorward wishgranter tho, it's its end of the contract that makes it a bastard genie, but that wouldn't apply here.
>>74877546Literally the 1 wish granter I dont recognize. Is it just a generic arch-demon?
>>74877562I think it's just supposed to be Satan or some devil/demon so classic Faustian stuff
>>74877589>imagefreaky but kinda cool. Poor thing.
>>74877364Big titty goth gf.
>>74877127Are you literally retarded?If you either enlarge the image or click the file size you'll get the filename.
>>74877127>nigga doesn't know about Clovero i am laffin
>>74877667>TRANSFORMATION CENTER'D>anon becomes the big titty goth gf
>>74877776he didn't even phrase it well to avoid such a fate
>>74877589Filename should be "Necromancer's pet project"
>>74877776>>74877799Trust me when I say that I'll somehow cope.
>>74877364I want to go back to 2002
>>74877630Simplistic, reactionary ideas produced by a lizard brain tend to be simpler to communicate, yeah.
>>74877818You didn't contribute
>>74877627Cats are actually less bothered by blindness than you would expect. As long as they are kept inside and have their whiskers they can do fine.
>>74877630>>74877822It actually sums up the problems with either extreme pretty well. The far left are too far up their own asses to communicate anything while the far right are so lizard brained to be anything other than knee-jerk reactionary.
>>74877879And here we have our first example. Try harder, you know you can.
>>74877364Nah, I'm good.
>>74877995An example of good judgement.
>>74877589>>74877562It's the Wishmaster(bad B-movie genie who murders you via your wishes).
>>74877127Yes I can you retard
>>74877892You post this every fucking time you get upset. This board and this site just aren't for you
>>74878019The fuck can he do with my wish?
>>74878074Please, I'm actually begging you. You shit up every fucking thread you're in because you can't handle chan culture. You would be so much happier posting on Reddit, and we'd all be much happier without you.
>>74878066well since you wished for all attractive women to play Warlocks while posting an image suggesting all Warlocks are into ABDL, you're gonna die a shitty death inside some warlock girl's diaper. not even a fun way to go.>>74877364i wish Monstergirls were real
>>74877364I wish this anon turned big titty goth gf >>74877817 was now my gf
>>74877892Good filename. Very clever.
>>74878099>not even a fun way to go.Chris this was too /d/ even for me
stop getting baited you fucking retardsit's always amazing how one or two words can have so much power over people, be it "nigger", "seethe" or "go back", but a bait is a bait, and it is your duty to not feed the troll.
>>74878099While the existence of such creatures would improve this reality...Would you really want to subject them to this reality?
>>74878066Crushed under a brick of used ABDL diapers? Wishmaster does shit like that, pun intended.
>>74878194>Would you really want to subject them to this reality?not really. so then i guess the moral of the episode is "humanity is too shitty to have nice things, go and improve society or else nobody will ever get any nice things".>>74878200that entire show and manga series have top-tier designs.
>>74877533oh, Mel Brooks. too pure for this world. as a matter of fact...>>74877364I wish for Mel Brooks to make another good movie!
>>74878769Man I tried rewatching Men In Tights and it was fucking terrible. I thought I loved that film. It had a few good gags but it was way too long and boring
>>74878788im sorry, what?what was your issue with it? it's not the worse of his movies, but it not terrible.
I thought this picture was perfect for this thread.
>>74878805It was just so bad. A lot of the jokes were very flat.Stopped watching after that scene with the Sheriff of Nottingham and the mob boss just went on and on and onWhen was the last time you watched it? Its like a 3/10, and I say that as someone who genuinely remembered it as their favorite Robin Hood movie
>>74879062all form memory:YO, YO, YO, check it out!Anon and anon, were running the showtyping the posts cause they needed the (you)sA reign of tastelessness took over the thread,they were beating on the Anon just to be the modI said hey (hey!)I said hey (hey!)I said hey nannany and the woah-ho hofrankly, i remember too much of the movie. I can quote scenes back to back if i need to, and could probally re-create it if i needed to in short time.>we thank you, for inviting us, on the day, of your daughters weddingwhat?>we hope her first child, is a mascilune oneshut up, numbnuts (throws peanut shells)>when will, i see him!>when will, i hear him!>when will, i hear him call, Marian, my love!>what part of georgia you from, south central!?>unlike some OTHER Robbin Hoods, I can speak with an english accent!>Oh, master robbin, you've lost your arms in battle! what a cruel fate!>But you grew some nice boobs!
>>74879140It seems like youre remembering the bits you liked and ignoring the god awful drawn out scenes in between
>>74877491>More money than he needs>Cares about it being taxedOr just wish for 1500 dollars per week, or 2000, and just claim you're self employed as a consultant or some BS on your tax form, you'll never be audited and you still get to keep your happy lifestyle. And you'll be helping the public works that will make your life better in the community you live in. Jesus Christ people will literally ask their magical genie to get them out of paying in to the public good. Fucks sake.
>>74877822>People doesn't like me cuz they're dumbDoes you mommy keep saying you this anon?
>>74879357If you get one of the asshole genies, they'd absolutely fuck you up with a 100% tax rate though.
>>74879463>>74879582Please, both of you.Shut up.
>>74878769>oh, Mel Brooks. too pure for this world. as a matter of fact...I came into this thread while "History of the world 1" is on in the background.
>>74878769you forgot to contribute to the thread, dummy
>>74877364I wish for all leftists to be turned back into toddlers and given to a stable conservative nuclear family so that they may be raised to be kind, rational human beings who contribute to society.
>>74880238Cute and basedpilled
>>74880238Thank you based blue fairy
>>74877364big tiddy goth gf plz
>>74879050>from 0 Hit Points to 0.05 Essence
>>74877364i want my ex to come back
>>74877364I wish that when I die, it will be as an old man able to look back at my life with clarity and satisfaction.
>>74879329>It seems like youre remembering the threads you liked and ignoring the god awful drawn out shitposting in betweenYet, we still come to 4chan. Just saying.
>>74880804I can imagine Shenron telling you she's still alive followed by an awkward explanation of what you meant.
>>74880721I wish my dad would play boardgames with me. He is a simple farmboy that likes hypermasculine stuff, but can't stand to play pretend or sit down long enough to learn how die mechanics work. Thankfully my mom is the opposite and we game every weekend.
>>74876264Alternate the four box row on each layer. It'll make the pallet more stable. They way you've got it, take a corner too quick and an entire stack will fall off.
>>74876567Anon, that filename doesn't make sense. It's just a guy breaking down the door.
>>74880599>Buckler bonus is a shield bonus, shield boni don't stack. Unless they're enchanted, then you get whatever magical side effect is on the buckler(fire res, etc).If you weild a weapon in a bucklered hand, iirc that's a -1 to hit for that hand.You also can't be in the shadows and in broad daylight at the same time. So it's going to be either lose your two weapon fighting and wiff wiff wiff, or lose the sneak attack unless you have someone to flank with. As a rogue you DO have someone to flank with, right?
>>74881148just a guy? can't you see that the guy is naked ?
>>74877364I wish that when I die, I was reborn in an alternate timeline around the same approximate era of "just around the time the internet became a common household thing"
>>74881536...does this mean that I actually go to hell and each "alternate timeline" is just a greater level of eternal torment, forever subject to the horrors of humanity, unaware that I am in fact in hell and not in a nightmarish earth?...did I already make that wish and this is my punishment???
>>74881580I don't want to be born in the shitty medieval ages where I'll die in 5 years and I don't want to be born too far in the future where it's a tossup between galactic civilization and "humanity is about to get sucked into a black hole gg"
>>74881570no, you'll be reborn into hell where people still use dial-up for everything, including modern-era overdesigned-yet-unoptimised web services
>>74881638But why such a specific time? Why be reincarnated at all?
>>74877364Hand me an exaltation. I don't really care which one, as long as it's not a dragonblood.
>>74881899>did you say dragonblood? then dragonblood it is!
>>74877667This person looks inbread
>>74880804I had it happen manIt wasn't worth it Find someone better
>>74881570YesWelcome to eternal reoccurance.
>>74877127>being this retarded
>>74877364I wish you'd come over to my house and suck my dick right now.
>>74878087>Shit up>Filename thread.Take a shower, fatass.
>>74877364I wish /pol/ would stay in its fucking containment board.
>>74877364I wish for an amazonian futa gf
>>74876567Good heaven's Sir Bearington! Did we mischedule the meeting? Apologies. We'll lash the fool responsible. Was probably shitposting in a filename thread and gave you the wrong time.
>>74877364I wish to become things were easier for me.
>>74882926Looks like I'm getting gish gished
>>74877491Genie dutifully makes it so, however, his wish granting does not take into account the arcane nature of accounting or acts of Government of Man. An auditor will see you shortly.
>>74882968you didn't contribute to the thread so your wish vanishes into the midnight
>>74882730>haha I dont give a shit about this board!And you wonder why people don't want you here.
>>74877546Paladin here. Can confirm.
>>74877546Holy fuck I love Warlocks now.
>>74880561>no calculatorSmall time.
>>74877364Gimme soms dat vamparism, wish bitch
>>74883351You get turned into a vampire under the harsh desert sun an burn to death for not contributing to the thread.
>>74878788Yeah I watched a bunch of Brooks recently and I tend to agree, it's the most deflated of his movies. Blazing Saddles is still incredibly fucking tight.
>>74882849god, after spending so long on 4chan then sentiment cuts really fucking deep
>>748838894chan hostility is nothing, you got nothing to lose here but your time. Which, if you ended up in this godforsaken place, was pretty much worthless to begin with.It's so much worse out there in real world, unless you got somebody fired, evicted, and/or tricked out of their savings for your own gain and/or amusement you don't even matter.
>>74880238>That already happened>That's the reality you live in>seethe harder in your basement pretending to matter
>>74884977Ngl this right here is an excellent way to get first shot at those self-centered Chaos morons who think they're immortal just because they're in power armour and we're guardsmen. Well boo hoo, we've got krak grenades and you're an absoulte moron,
>I can see. I can see!>*whack*>...never mind.
>>74882808They hate themselves too much for that. But their numbers are dwindling so you'll get your wish gradually.
>>74886629Graham Norton show it looks like based on the background.
>>74877364I wish the D&D bubble pops!
>>74882808You sure that wasn't the vikings in Newfoundland?
>>74884977What is this manga? Reverse image searches have failed me.
>>74888508you have enough clues in the image
>>74888565Ah yes, the manga "shotgun child shoots the angel". Classic.
>>74888609Google "Kisa Vanitas".
>>74888705Ah. Right. Shit. In my defence, I've been day drinking.
>>74888609To be fair, that's totally a plausible name for a Manga.
>>74880238>kind human beings>who vote to deprive millions of healthcare
>>74883055the genie fucking knew all kinds of future shit in ancient/medieval Arabia (a region which had been pretty good at accounting. taxes, etc.). He's gonna know how to deal with taxes.>>74879357>>74879664basically. I was writing assuming I might end up with an asshole wish granter. And while 52k a year is more than I'd need on my own, I'm accounting for possibly having a family.
>>74877364I want the ability to open up wormholes between any two points at will.
>>74880721>dad gives himself a barbarian concubine>in a game session with my mom
>>74889737nice filename, you goof
>>74883390That's like DC5 at most.
>>74889748thanks, I'm retarded
>>74889236>kind>human beingswrong from the start
>>74877364What would happen if you just wished for the genie to immediately erase themselves and their power, as well as any memory of them, from existence forever? How could it fuck you over then?
>>74889737You know they are going to take the roleplay into the bedroom, anon.
>>74877364Stable gaming group
>>74889236Enabling the obese is not a kindness
>>74890406It's probably a chemical bath that removes tarnish from silver.
>>74889924>>74890232I don't get it
>>74890319The greatest country in the world, where the thick necked inbred population die because they are disgustingly fat and public healthcare doesn't exist.The US is such a joke.
>>74890631I fucking wish they were dying, then we wouldn't be approaching a 50% obesity rate
>>74886545There's no smile like the smile that grows on your face when you can tell that someone is angry online.
>>74877364I wish that everybody became asymptomatic to COVID so I can restart hosting proper D&D sessions
>>74877364a cool glass of water please
>>74878788I feel you there. Tried watching it with a friend and only one thing actually made us laugh before we shut it off halfway through.>camera pans towards the tower over music/narration>cut to maid in tower>camera crashes through windowA funnier joke than the movie deserved.
>>74883390I don't get it
>>74883149>one google translate later>greek kissI don't get it
>>74891417ohNow I feel stupid
>>74891419>I don't get itUrban Dictionary will.
>>74891460I see.ew. disgusting.
>>74877364I wish to have shapeshifting powers that let me change anything, my looks, species and even physical age.
>>74890866Hmm... don't think the wishmaster is allowed to kill everyone over your wish. Probably does a thing were all the people you would game with die getting to herd immunity. Doesn't really feel mean enough.
>>74881899Did you know that there are one-off exaltations for minor gods now? The local spirit for cow flatulence could exalt you, leaving permanently blessed with the ability to enrich soil and repel others through stench.
>>74891644They got rid of little gods the same edition they created Exigents.
>>74889236>he wants government healthcareI'm sure you want government cheese too.
>>74891516Huh. You don't seem to have requested control over those powers or how to use them. That'll be inconvenient when you shift into something that will suffer indefinitely before expiring.
>>74891673And one of the notable examples is still a harvest god for a valley region. And I could swear that multiple ones more minor could still band together to attempt to exalt someone.Though, admittedly, without wishmaster or the like interfering, such a request wouldn't be granted.
>>74890666It's a slow death, Mr.Satan.That's why we had to go with plan B, unfortunately they are still not killing eachother fast enough.
>>74882968Too dumb to be punished on an inventive way
>>74890548The dude in both pics was an infamous gay rapist who intentionally gave people AIDS. I think
>>74890548Oh god my sides
>>74877364I wish for the total meaningful happiness of my remaining life to be as great as conceivably possible."Meaningful" so I don't just have my brain's pleasure centers turned to maximum while otherwise rendered a vegetable or something equally retarded. As a side note, dying would cut off time I could be experiencing happiness instead so no killing me off either - ever.
>>74882808Wait, I thought you guys say everything is /tg/ related, make up your mind
>>74886511alright but no joke that stuff tastes really goodand it's also REALLY strong, it will fuck you up
>>74877364I wish I had a purpose of living besides going to prison
>>74891805if given the choice between no cheese or "government cheese" (whatever the fuck that is) well guess whatshit dude what a stupid analogy
>>74892043He didn't give anyone AIDS but he's the most prolific rapist in British history. He has forty-eight known victims and God knows how many more remain unidentified. He recorded his rapes and the cops found three terabytes of videos.
>>74877364I wish for another day in the weekend
>>74889236>>74892719>>74892627Not the place for irl politics guys.
>>74891805Wasn't "government cheese" actually breddy gud right after the war? Because it didn't have to optimize the margins with additives or waste money on marketing.
>>74890866Given wording and granter I imagine people still die from COVID they just no longer show any symptoms beforehand. So your group gets back together and everyone promptly catches and dies from stealth COVID.
>>74878769According to Da Rules: it has to be an animated remake of one of his old films featuring talking animals.
>>74877364I wish my one player would stop fucking dieing in every other encounter holy shit
>>74890548The Tau are supposed to excel at excessive precision firepower, right? Would an army that eschews the battlesuits and footsoldiers work?
>>74892719I made a near future setting were the US doesn't exist anymore due to civil unrest, a pandemic and the Yellowstone volcano explosion all happening at the same time (feels kinda prophetic that I got two thirds predicted) and the surviving states became their own countries, a lot of people fled and pretty much the only thing that still lives on is the romanticized American Dream that never was.
>>74893481>yellowstone explosion>things are left afterThere is no setting after that. That's the end of this geographical age of the planet.
>>74893481Sounds unironically comfy as a setting, anon. 10/10 would adventure with fellow anarcho-homesteaders to preserve the frontier against raiders and/or New Yorkers.
>>74877364I wish I could see her
>>74893610That's fine, I have closure
>>74892627Whatever you say bootlicker. Keep voting in the social-monopolists, I'm sure that'll fix big-pharma and the skyrocketing insurance prices.
>>74880395criminally underrated post
>>74877364clonecest with myself
>>74894000ITS A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!
>>74894020You are exactly whats wrong with the world, not because of your opinions, but because you think lecturing strangers in irrelevant areas is a good use of your time.
>>74894052There is never an irrelevant place to correct someone.
>>74894020In a modern democracy the government exists by the people for the people - at least on paper. Having an antagonistic view of the government is just asinine. Just stop electing assholes and everything will be fine.
>>74894068Yes there is you dumb fuck, when your opinion isn't requested, warranted, relevant, interesting or insightful. Like a filename thread on /tg/. I swear you and the derps youre complaining about have brain parasites that make you act like goddamned morons the second someone gives you any opportunity. >>74894095Don't encourage him, this isn't the time or the place.
>>74894095That's the stupidest fucking thing i've ever heard. Notoriously all politicians are assholes interested in power and money. You don't get politicians interested in helping their people any more, thats not how global politics works. You have to get your hands dirty, pay off the Saudis, fight proxy wars through the middle east, and never go too far with an issue for fear of alienating undecided voters.>>74894107>Yes there is you dumb fuck, when your opinion isn't requested, warranted, relevant, interesting or insightful.>boo hoo I said something stupid and you pointed out to everyone why it was so dumb!Truly I feel for you anon
>>74877364I wish I was happy
>>74894152Why does this keep happening to me?
>>74890406 >>74890444sonic bath for jewelry cleaning. good for all metal, and most gemstones. not opals, though, they disintegrate.
>>74894137And why should anyone care what you think about global politics? If your understanding of discourse is comparable with these posts, you'd get your shit pushed in by some first year pink haired troon at the shittiest community college in your area. Keep it to your containment board, and fuck off you vapid charlatan.
>>74894194You are wildly upset over this. Literally all that happened was you posted something laughably untrue, someone explained to you why it was untrue, and you're having a fucking meltdown that anyone would reply to your stupidity with reason.If you can't handle this shit, 4chan is definitely not for you. May I suggest Reddit where you can at least try to have your buddies down vote posts you don't like into oblivion?
>>74894209Maybe, just maybe, you're arguing with a pretend Twitter post from two hours ago and im an apathetic bystander who wanted to see some fucking memes without some goddamned cretin spewing an irrelevant diatribe you dense twat.
>>74890444Ultrasonic scrubber more than likely.
>>74894222Where do you think you are...
I hate /pol/ shit posting on /tg/, but technically this is /tg/ relevant since voting is a form of LARP
>>74894236A filename thread on /tg/ at 2am while I shitpost on /nba/ and /edhg/ like I do every night.
>>74894240>I hate /pol/ shit postingI'll let you in on a little secret you don't have to be from /pol/ to have opinions on the worldYou reek of new.
>>74894269I'll let you in on a secret almost everyone talking about their political opinions on 4chan are the dumbest people in the room because those with opinions of merit don't want to talk with some shitposting pseud.
>>74894095>just elect good people>good people aren't strong enough to win electionsNot to mention power corrupting. Putting faith in any institution is just asking for a boot to lick.
>>74894305>Yet you live in a society >I'm very smart cant you tellYou just need to misuse words that end in ism and I've got a shitposters bingo.
>>74894303Have you considered that the lad feels unable to state his views in a non-anonymous setting? Sometimes people have to vent and while it makes him feel better, it also wont change anything and will fade. He will never speak with you again, nor you with him, and this discussion will reach a terminal point where it literally can't continue. Let him be booty bothered and dont let it get to you.
>>74894303To hold that opinion in the first place, you have to hold a low opinion of everyone posting here to begin with, including yourself. In your mind it's impossible for an ordinary person to wish to express their opinion when they see something they know to be wrong on this site without them being in some way deficient. I actually suspect you were the retard that got his viewpoint challenged and are mocking someone for correcting it as a defense mechanism because you can't cope, which if anything makes you worse than the people you mock
>>74894161only you can grant yourself happiness
>>74894333Desiring improvements is a good thing to hope for! However, doing so without the cynicism to avoid the pitfalls of the past is important. It is why the only real solution is term limits so people in power don't gain anything from staying in power.
>>74894356>>74894333*having enough cynicism to avoid the pitfalls of the past.
>the filename thread has been derailed yet againYes, you're all turbo faggots, even though I agree with some of you. Back to business
>>74894336Fair enough, I'm just tired of constant lectures. I put the time in to be informed and have nuanced opinions, I just want to look at dumb pictures without having to read the same dense detritus all the time.>>74894337>this entire postPeople misuse the term projecting all the time, but damn nigga you're projecting so hard I'm watching Fist of the North Star in 4k. I literally haven't said a single word about any of my political opinions in the entire thread because I have no interest in talking about anything political that isn't specific theorists and specific works.
>>74894429You're completely misusing "projecting" here ironically enough. Nothing I said can in anyway apply to me because it was specifically criticizing your behavior. You were denigrating the mind of anyone who would dare to express their opinion on this site as thought they must inherently be deficient for doing so. How the fuck can you suggest someone is projecting in a situation where they're addressing something only you have done?
>>74894470Because your entire post is a bunch of made up bullshit that has no basis in reality, and therefore must reflect some subconscious bullshit you want to see in someone else so it can fit into a clean narrative and absolve yourself from some metacognative dissonance. The fact of the matter is I spend a great deal of time genuinely educating people and providing them with high quality resources to better themselves. But today I'd rather tell some smug twat to shove it because if I spent all day helping people develop nuanced political opinions in irrelevant settings I'd do nothing else, and would develop a malignant tumor the size of your hubris.
>>74894599Jesus and you call him smug
>>74894599All you've done is just confirm what was said about you.
>>74894646Difference is I need to be invited like some pretentious dickass vampire because I'm aware of how horrible it is to deal with my shit. But if you're going to open pandoras shit box, don't be surprised when it wasn't worth the price of admission.>>74894732Sure thing chief. One part of one sentence was right, I have a pretty low opinion of everyone posting here. I dont give a fuck what your opinion is, express it in the proper venue and precisely then no one will have to hear from me. The rest? That's just the ennui of 12 years of arguing with empty shells who can't be fucked to read before they post.
>>74891805explain your autism correlation, my adhd failed me.
Fellas. Take it elsewhere, okay? At least slap an image with a name on your reply
>>74894817We're 23 posts from bump limit anyway. And I dont even remember what image limit is, 120? 150?You'll be fine. New thread soon.
>>74894817Sorry anon. This is a nice thread and I'm not well. Have a good night, I'm usually much more restrained.
>>74894786You are so far up your own ass that I genuinely hope your trolling
>>74894020>Uh there isnt a single country in the world that guarantees its citizens jack shit.objectively you are retarded, literally google shit before saying shit>Sounds great on paper until you realise that the majority of GPs appointments are wasted time because the patient never turns up.easy fix, punish people for not using a taken appointment>I myself saw 4 different specialists about my eye, had MRIs, CAT scans, ultra sounds, blood tests, heart monitors etc until finally they actually sent me to an opticians and the diagnosis was eye strain.experiencing the same shit with private healthcare rn faggot, still dont know what's causing the fucking vertigo>But more to the point I'm tired of American lefties pushing this meme that other nations are some socialist utopia and only America has it wrong.no one is saying that, its just that america is retarded>They seem to think that anyone is actually getting out of this lockdown when it stopped being about the disease a long fucking time ago.100k dead people in my homecountry because of not locking down shit on time. say what you want but countries that got its shit together and managed to contain this shit are already recovering their economies while everyone else goes to the shitter.>The government has said to qualify for a COVID death the patient need only die 28 days after being diagnosed with it (so no requirement to actually die OF it). Pair that with the fact experts have said the test for the virus may be so sensitive its picking up dead viral cells or even other forms of corona virusselective facts are fun, most countries are actually underreporting, an hiding it under clever tricks. lots of covid deaths get reported as secondary causes, lots of post-symptom covid related damages can induce death and that shit should count too. btw the test we use is a genetics test we use when we dont know what the fuck we are looking for...>the govthey already controlled all that shit with permits and law
>>74894020Are you retarded or are you pretending?
>>74877364I wish for a DoK second wave with several new kits.
>>74877546>ClericEverything here checks out
>>74889811thanks to people like >>74891407 it's a DC10
>>74894020>You'll still have to pay for ... waterYou what? What kind of savagery is this? Tell me you mean bottled spring water and not tap water.
>>74877546>monk>not impact play
>>74880489Not a reference I expected , But a welcome one for sure
>>74878066He'll deliberately misinterpret it in a horrific way to make you waste wishes undoing it. When you use all 3, there goes your soul.
>>74895122Which nation is that graph of?
>>74895356If you had two brain cells to bounce around in that thick skull of yours you could guess from the context. New Zealand.
>>74895422Got a chuckle. I love these, I can't ever choose a favorite. It's a tie betwween Bobson Dugnutt and Dwigt Rortugal
>>74895439I've seen more unsourced, bullshit graphs since this plague started then I did in the five years I worked in news media. I don't take them at face value.
>>74877491>don't let players talk for 45 minutes about how they will engage the three bandits standing directly in front of them>"Talking is no longer a free action at this juncture.">one of the bandits walks up and sucker punches a PC to force them to start the combat encounter they ALREADY FUCKING STARTED>one of them stops me right afterwards can you guess which one?>really passive aggressively gives me shit for taking away the DnD given right to stand their and gab out of character while already having rolled initiative
>>74877995wait yoooo wait what?
>>74895590You sound like a petty cunt, here’s a (You)
>>74894020Government stooge here.Go outside, see all those cars? Notice how they're being controlled by just some paint on the road and a few coloured lights?The fuck would i need some dumbass economy-cockslapping lockdown to control you. How much control do you think we need and how stupid and inefficient do you think we are.
>>74895549https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/country/new-zealand/ it doesn't take even 20 seconds to find this, anon-baka-kun
>>74895238Unless you have direct access to a well or source, you do pay for tap water. Indirectly through other taxes, but you do pay for it.
>>74896089>muh freedumbsI would suggest protesting homeland security act if you want to start protecting your freedoms.Fun fact, government controls how businesses can operate since forever.
>>74896089Are you actually retarded?The government gets to control what side of the road you drive on, what seatbelt you wear when drive on them, if you're licensed to drive them at all.All for so called "traffic accidents" with a fatality rate of less than 0.01% of road trips. And thats before we even consider the fake media emphasis of massive pile-ups, and the fact that no on is discerning between dying IN an accident and dying OF an accident.Meanwhile useful idiots like you are worshipping science as a religion and scorning people who say that maybe we ought to give more consideration to giving up our most basic freedoms to governments who have written these laws to last indefinitely until the government feels like ending them.After traffic laws what next? Cancer is more common and more deadly than this shit. Are you going to be begging the government to restrict carcinogenic waste and regulate cigarette sales to children to combat this epidemic of cancer?Think for yourself for once in your fucking life instead of kissing the boot that crushes you in the name of the greater good
>>74896321Funny you should mention that because just the other day I was saying this corona shit could result in legislation similar to the fucking Patriot Act. Pissing away our rights over fear.If you don't protect your own rights, no one else will you brain dead faggot. >>74896351>durr I am incapable of understanding this is unprecedented control over my daily life over a virus which isn't nearly as dangerous as they're sayingLook man, if you lick-windows, you can just say instead of writing stupid posts instead
>>74896362Oh, just remind me, who was opposing Patriot Act, was it republicans or leftists? Who was protesting about Iraq war?
>>74896389>the politicsa of 20 years ago still apllies today!I don't know why you people cling to this shit. You'll find people on the right pro-gay marriage these days. i can't think of a single person I know on the right whos in favor of war in the middle east anymore.If you want to continue living like its 2004 be my guest but dont be surprised when the people you think you understand make a whole lot less sense.
>>74877364Alright, give me the ability to speak, write and understand all languages
>>74896403You know that Patriot Act got extended this year?
>>74896436And do you hear anyone on the right celebrating that? Not me.
>>74896089I'm wearing the boot, dumbass.And I don't recall saying anything about the greater good.
>>74877364Reality warping powers. I'm an indecisive motherfucker.
>>74896845>Monkeys pawI'm just gonna unwish for that.
>>74896852I got into an even worse situation. Incredible.
>>74896868I'm just gonna wish to be safe from consequences of these wishes, but still get it.
>>74896845You now have two monkey's paws
>>74897071This is why people shouldn't get wishes. Idiots like me exist.Last roll for cancellation of all wishes without consequence?
>>74897108all my wishes. fuck.
>>74877364please let my DH game last until spring
>>74895152Honestly pretty damn good.I get a second wave of Snakegirls, get to become a Mahou Shoujo, and considering there is no Witches to fight, I'm pretty much guaranteed a long and safe life.I pity the poor girl who'll be Mahou Shoujo'd to fight me once I finally do become a Witch.
>>74881295What kind of a rogue doesn't break down doors while naked?
>>74877127>i was just pretending to be retarded>baited fags
>>74877546whats wrong with feet huh?
>>74877364I wish for my dream job!
>>74877334put me in the screencapplease
>>74886832Would have been better named as Dark Magician Argues With Yugi
>>74886511>>74892481C'mon bro 14% ain't that bad