Archives & Other Resources: https://pastebin.com/vrqYhnpuAllSync: https://cyoa.allsync.com/s/t6EgW8LqyMknt9dPrevious Thread >>73481916
get a load of this fucking retard
>he lost againMust be SEETHING
Hey, can you not post the whole CYOA? just link to the imgur album, or recommend it so we can find it in the Allsync, thanks.
>>73485808the imgur album does not include the mystery box
Goat is still the GOAT
>>73485831It includes my dick in your ass though?
>>73485865no, what it does include is me tearing a hole through your fucking soul
>fresh breadIt had better not be fucking sourdough or I will place my dick in your eyesocket, raw sourdough in your ears, and thrust repeatedly until cooked.
>>73485965>fresh breadare you fucking blind? that is just a nice plate of faggots with peas and some mashed potatos
>>73485828How any times do we have to explain this? A person doesn't get superpowers for being gay.
>>73485848For me, it's Horse.
>>73486012I’m talking about the fucking thread announcement >>73485697 not >>73485953 you fucking sourdough-loving illiterate
Haven't seen this posted in a while
>>73486055go fuck yourself you faggot, i bet you like hardtack
>>73486078Go away tok, I bet you like sourdough
>>73486084It’s better than fucking sourdough because you can eat it without gagging so long as you’ve got some water.
>>73486091why the fuck would you think that's tok?
>>73486120Because at one point he said he was eating a sandwich on sourdough bread. I never forgot this.
>>73486078Wait, I'm confused about the movie. So the cops knew that internal affairs were setting them up?
There is only one good bread. And it's Cheesecake Factory Brown Bread.
>>73486155wrong, it's actually that round bread that's small than most breads and has little holes all over it
>>73486155Never had that, is it good? I’m an Italian so I don’t eat much American bread.
>>73486176That shit is MMMMMMM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>73486173>a fucking croutonVEGAN DETECTED ENGAGE LETHAL FORCE DESTROY ALL SALAD-EATING FREAKS IMMEDIATELY
>>73486155Unironically, the best bread I've ever had is Hawaiian Sweet Rolls.That being said I'm a fan of whole-grain, potato, and soughdough. Rye is good, but I only like it since I can pick at and nibble on those little grains of rye in the bread. My staple is white since it's the bread baseline. You can't knock a good tortilla either.
>>73486192>I’m a fan of sourdoughOpinion discarded, consider suicide
>>73486176Definitely 100% certified good shit, especially with butter.
>>73486186no you fucking norvegan, i'm talking about this bread
>>73486199I actually do that every day already.
>>73486192Oh right, and pita.Pita bread for gyros is fucking amazing.>>73486203Bitch that is a cracker from the looks of it.
>>73486203Oh yeah that shits good>>73486205You deserve it, sourdough-muncher.
>>73486217>crackerIt figures that a man like you wouldn’t have the culture to recognize it
>>73486218hell yeah it is>>73486217down here we call it hallulla (don't know how it's called in english) and it's the best thing to ever happen to mankind since the roman empire
>>73486234>best thing to ever happen to mankind since the roman empireI knew you were a man of FUCKING CULTURE.
we could start a /ck/ thread about this, i've never gone there but what's the worst that could happen?
ok so you guys are just talking about bread now, cool.
>>73486268We get a bunch of foodies who really hate the idea of liking bread because it makes their fancy cooking skills irrelevant because anyone can make bread
>>73486261HELL YEAH BROTHER, LET'S KILL THOSE FUCKING UNCULTURED SWINES FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPEROR
>>73486283you there, what’s your opinion on sourdough? There is a correct answer here.
Someone post that bread cyoa, you know the one.
>>73486293>anyone can make breadTechnically true. But almost fuckin no one can make bread properly.At least not the first time doing it. How you mix things and how long they can rest is actually really important.
>>73486313Who’s your favorite emperor? Mine’s aurelian. If I had to go with favorite Roman, though, that’d be Publius Decimus Mus because he has an amazingly fun name to say and went out like a badass.
maybe I'll be Acheld>I'm already Acheldwhat about ZBG?>I'm already ZBGI'll be Tokhaar>Nerf Tokhaar!you're right so Aro>I wanna be AroI guess I'll be Ordion>I'm already Ordionthen I'll be Scottish>I already chose scottishI have an idea>what's your idea?you should make....>I'm not gonna make OCYOU SHOULD HAVE MADE OC
>>73486332Maybe in America. In Italy, every family has a half dozen “secret” recipes for their own styles of bread.
>>73486317i actually havrnt eaten any sourdough in my life I think, so i dunno
>>73486357Keep it up
fuck /aco/omers and fuck jannies
>>73486346Shouldn't you be going to bed now instead of baby rage shitposting in the new thread?
>>73486346Why not become Italics? You can get away with everything.
>>73486380but that's an innocuous and common pasta
>>73486333i'm not that much into roman history but i must say tiberius just for the fact that he didn't give even a single fuck and that's a trait that i can respect
this thread was fucking doomed from the start
>>73486408If you want someone who didn’t give a single fuck, look at Hadrian. He threw his wife out of his palace because she complained that he made her sleep with the servants and gave basically everything of hers to his Greek femboy lover. That man did not care about anything but fucking Greek femboys, reforming Rome, and annihilating Israel.
>romansplease stop being cringe. the guptas is where it was at
>>73486433Someone's mad they got denied...
>>73486436i feel compelled to look it up, and that isn't necessarily a bad thing
>>73486449They were the closest India ever got to a world superpower, but that isn’t saying much.
Stop talking about bread and Romans! This is a CYOA thread!
>>73486451don't get me wrong, i love bread but holy shit, this is a fucking clusterfuck
>>73486473>ip counter didn't go upThen what were you waiting for this whole time?
>>73486473welp, you've just called the messiah, see you in hell
>>73486473>Stop talking about bread and Romans!No
>>73486476Come back in like an hour or two, the children should be in bed by then.
>>73486506>implying that real men don’t like Rome and breadChild detected
>>73486506actually, i'm posting from bed so i'm already 3 steps, a jump and a karate chop ahead of you
>>73486473Now I know for sure you're just a poserA true autist that actually like or play black magic would love to discuss romans and bread like an autistFucking bitch
>>73486512>implying I'm not and can't tell someone else how to approach it if they don'tUnbased and low IQ
>>73486488I was obviously talking about bread and Romans.
>>73486473There are LITERALLY spells from Romans. Read black magic.
>>73486548Go eat some sourdough you fucking g*rman
>>73486576>the reaction poster has a reaction poster of his own nowhow far does the hole go
>>73486610you're gonna find out firsthand
>>73485687>the train itself and it's passengers
I need more Black Magic. Or I will perish.
>>73485687Comfy cabin X100 please. Thanks.
fairies will defeat black magic
>>73486686Fairies have been rendered extinct in Black Magic sorry
>>73486686if your aim is good enough you can takeout both at the same time
dog shit thread full of dog shit
>>73486703black magic isn't canon
>>73486736lol, what a fucking dog
a black magician can kill a high magic mage with an actual bag full of shit. how does that make you feel?
>>73486758it makes me feel like getting a nice bread roll
>>73486758a handicapped 3 year old with a shotgun can take out both, how does that make you feel?
>>73485687Either long journey or fruity drinkIt depend on the wording of long journey, is it three days total or three consecutive days?
>>73486758High magic casters range from X-Men elemental blasters to Omnipotent god-wizards. But this is stupid since both aren't supposed to touch.
>>73486811>X-Men elemental blasters>Omnipotent god-wizardsAnd both like bread, so what's your point?
>>73486321you my friend have got a fucking problem. you want to talk like a fucking yellow? you want to be some sort of kiwi spicy mustard hot-shit fresh off the hibachi grill? you noodle-armed onions-fin-soup-drinking raw-dog-eating weeb fuck. why don't you just put a blind fold over your eyes and do 100 on the interstate for the authentic asian experience you fucking faggot. talking like some japtoon tit character that some lonely broke dead-by-40 balding horny animator that likes to watch little girls. you fucking pathetic excuse for a man. get your head out of your ass you dishonor your father and shame your mother by acting like a flying cunt online
>>73486834everyone likes fucking bread, you're making sound like there are people who don't like bread
>>73486848>everyone likes fucking breadPhrasing
>>73486855I know what I said
>>73486811>I am Fernigus, I have magic capable of destroying world and altering time on a universal scale, everyone within the Nine Realms fears me->haha bag of breaking go crackhigh magic casters completely btfo.
>>73486758Really? Which spell are you referring to? Not that it particularly matters since most non-novice high magic mages have wards and shit to no-sell crappy little curses like the type blackmagic uses before they scry out the offender, teleport to them and turn them into a pile of ash them teleport back home in under a minute.
>>73486860stop stealing my identity, you're not wrong tho
>>73486862>>73486874what do you have to say about this? completely speechless?
>>73486855Hey, that loaf was asking for it, being wrapped in nothing but some skimpy mostly clear plastic.
>>73486860>>73486881>>73486893hey guys, i think i've invented a new fetish
>>73486916Oh you sweet summer child, you think that is new?
>>73486916>newhahahaha you wish
>>73486862unironic shitposting, eh?
Why did almost everyone ignore this perfectly good eternal oc?
>>73486939>please don't answer them.jpgok :(
>>73486940mad that fernigus and by extension all high magic casters get killed by a mere bag?
Move aside blackmagic fags, good cyoa coming through.
>>73486965But 7th Sorcery, Occult, and Black Magic are all good friends.
>>73486945don't post CYOAs in my bread and romans thread
>>734869732020 has shown that there are no friends in the world
>>73486973The person who made black magic is ok, though I don't think it stands up well as a stand alone cyoa. It was just a spellbook for some homebrew tabletop system if I recall correctly. Also the layout is a bit of a mess.
>>73487030what if the real friends were the friends we made along the way...
>>73486945>tepid, bootleg shadowrun setting with inconsistent tone>long-ass text blocks that say very little>written like an encyclopedia trying to be coy>annoying font>awkward dimensions>uninteresting choicesThis reads more like someone's half-assed, half-finished worldbuilding project that they're trying to crowdsource under the guise of a cyoa.
>>73487054Shut the fuck up.
>>73487075what if he doesn't do it uh? what are you gonna do about it
>>73487075Why don't you use one of your blackmagic spell to make me?
>>73487089hes going to cry, shit, piss, and cum
>>73487092mavpn pwvn this niggas face
>>73487054Are you saying this doesn't stand up as a cyoa
>>73487100good, now go away before the amount of lead in your body hits triple digits
>>73487054but black magic has mechanics and gives you challenges to overcome. how is it not a cyoa but shit like "choose a loli" is?
>>73487074>awkward dimensionsoh no, not 1600x9900
>>73487132>choose a lolithose are just fetishbait, they're not real cyoas
>>73487132True cyoas have never been tried.
>>73487054It's what you would call a simple choice picker. That's standard cyoa formula, you pretentious hippo.
>>73487107>lightning, feather charm, instant knowledge>greater summon, counterspell>hunter, slayer
>>73487249>fuck mother naturei agree
>>73486945>>Codename: Revenant>>Course: Assault>>Specialization: PersistenceUnder my helmet is another helmetMy shades belie armored lensesI have grown abs for my pinky toeThe ricochet of bullets is my symphony>>Boons>UnrelentingSome tout mind over matterBut minds are made of matterAnd my matter keeps my mind runningLong after it stops mattering>Alternative Studies [Recon]The enemy's first shot always landsThe second, the third, the fourth the fifthAnd each time I rise anew right behind ya>Danger SenseSniper fire, tank shells, grenadesThey all fell me, time and againAnd yet each time "Nuthin' personal, kid">>Sponsors>Aethon PMCChildren playing an adults' gameA delusional wanna be father in the leadSuch a trainwreck is best experienced from the caboose>Heath AugerAs useful a tool to me as I am to himMy teaching role at an orphanage ties my heroism wellChildren and rich people are easily entertained>>Conspiracy>ErylisTalk-no-jutsu... yawn>LyzaNo specialized countermeasures requiredUtilize the same solution the russians foundFor dealing with the indomitable german tigersSpam her with T-34 after T-34 after T-34 after T-34 after T-34 after T-34 after T-34 after T-34 after T-34 after T-34 after T-34 after T-34 after T-34 after T-34 after T-34 after T-34 after T-34 after T-34...>StellaTalk-no-jutsu... yawn>ThrallZealots are oh-so easy to bait into traps and killzonesMerely by dangling their objective in front of their facesCome and get it, filthy race traitors>Lesser Vampire-after T-34 after T-34 after T-34 after T-34 after T-34...>Conspiracy FocusMy superiors are a single filthy rich degenerate who'l love me so long as I entertain him, and a sentimental old man with a forgiving heart.My position is safe.I wonder if I can convince Heath to utilize the vampire-slaying artifacts into superhero gear. It would make for excellent television.1/2
>>73487268Gaea, the original MILF
>>73487270>Elise Allehern"Your mother was a spinsterBetrayed by your grifter fatherFor a shilling and a halfHe cursed her as they made merry on your crib">UrusovWait for a fleet of tanksIf retreat I must, then retreat I shallI will run for a week and a dayUntil the cavalry arrive>SavvinThe pathetic foolBringing a bladeTo a gunblade fight>SoldierI may be technologically challengedBut Heath's thinktank is notHe will surely love the idea of my punchesTransmitting a signal to blow them up>AssassinDependent on their first strike being the lastOh will they wet their breeches when suddenlyThe dead man appears right behind>RobinWow, cool storyTell someone who cares>GeorgioThe brainless posse have a brains of the opTheir danger level just rose drasticallyMeasures will be taken to give her a new dreamAnd Robin a new neighbor>AuberonThe only differenceBetween him and meIs that I have a license>CopycatsSoon enough the bodycountOf the copycat thousandWill stack up high enoughTo outweigh the reputation>Heistenet GangAs the cinematics dictateThe mooks shall be felledBy a single well-placed bombCrime never pays2/2
>>73487276>gaeadunno man, sounds kinda gae
>>73487289I bet you prefer Terra
>>73486945Because it's a blatantly unfinished wip. It's the worst eternal cyoa by far.
Does anyone have "Comfy Monstergirl Harem Reincarnation"?
>>73486945I personally didn't get into it because there wasn't much meat to it if you didn't want to get in on the the whole corporate shadow wars game.
>>73487315>terra>terra sounds like terror>terrorists>terrorists are muslims>i hate muslimsi think we all know what's coming
>>73487352no but reddit does
>>73487404If I could get it off Reddit, I wouldn't be asking here. ;)
>>73487421>If I could get it off Reddit, I wouldn't be asking herethen don't ask here you fucking liarhttps://www.reddit.com/r/makeyourchoice/comments/gqcve9/comfy_monstergirl_harem_reincarnation/
>>73487437I think you misunderstood. I'm having technical difficulties with Reddit. Do you have an Imgur or Image Chest link, instead?
>>73487525for fuck sake anon
>>73487525why would you do this
>>73486473Oath of the Crossroads is so metal bros.
>>73487530>>73487543because I'm tired of this being a shit posting drama general instead of a cyoa general.>>73487552no problem man
>>73487631Oath of the Crossroads is fucking unsanitary, inefficient cringe. Why would you do that gay shit when much better options exist
OMG POGGERS THE SLAUGHTERHOUSE NINE!!!!!!!!! OMG I LOVE SIBERIAN!!!!!!Post worm cyoa.
Rolled 1 (1d6)>>73487597>adult>volunteer>your duty>special reconnaissance>sharp, resilient, fast learner, marksman badge, patient, quick refelxes>designated marksman rifle, submachinegun, commissioned knife, advanced optics, comfortable combat webbing, spotter drone>guerilla experts, forlorn hope, sternguard>divisional>disillusioned
I've started working on the waifu husbanding CYOA it's looking more like pick your powers and you also get a waifu but any way.Do you have any suggestions on how to present the husbandry part of the CYOA should I just give options about how you plan to treat adn/or rise your waifu?I think that that could easily end up like just a flavor section without much actual impact.Or should I just just leave that to the readers imagination?
>>73487792>it's looking more like pick your powers and you also get a waifuyou're 50% there, all you need now is to drop the waifu bit
>>73487806Sorry can't do that's the gimmick of the whole CYOA
>>73486945NO WOIFUSONO THE FONT LOOKS LIKE THIS
>>73487597>Age Young (15-18)>Uses a picture of a 9 year old
>>73487212>either as your choice of a full reincarnation or as simply inserting you into the timeline with all the correct changes and additional memories implanted into youOn the chance that EternalAnon is reading - this is mentioned in 1 sentence at the end of the cyoa even though everything depends on this! It is not sufficient! And it should probably be said as the first thing on page 1.Does reincarnation mean I gain my current memories as an infant? Am I born with my current genes (I don't have an actiony body build at all, so this matters)? Am I reborn to the same family with as few changes as possible as I was born in reality?
>>73486965>Penitant Ward>Angelic Beckoning>Starbound>Animus Fulgur>Miracle Prayer>Silver Hand>Sacred Fetish>Interest/Obsession>Family, Great-Uncle Ander>Dragon, Aleizstriez
>>73488236Yeah, my bad. Up to you how the reincarnation works, its never specified so the details are left to you. Regardless of what sort of genes/body type you've got, you'll either undertake a series of trainers, training, controlled dietary intakes and other "treatments" to make you physically capable as a Venator.
>>73487597>Adult>Volunteer I came to serve my planet, and my species. >Outlook: OpportunityIt didn't hurt that serving in the armed forces is a springboard into >Role: Rating Ah, the deep void of space. I've always loved the tales of the great space battles, and getting to train on Luna, only a short bit from home, was a nice perk. >OfficerI wouldn't want to be a cook, now would I? In command of my own starship is where I belong, and the gunboat King Crow is mine. >NepotismAm I little young to be a captain? No, my great uncle Tom being a Fleet Admiral had nothing to do with it!>Lied About AgeMaybe I was a month away from 18 when I first enlisted, who cares, really? >Mechanical Pariah Yeah, I'm banned from engineering. The cheif engineer kids that he'll resign if I bump into a terminal and fry the communications array again. >Holdout Pistol Always helpful to have a boot pistol just in case. >Comissioned KnifeA beautiful blade, gift from a good family and personaly friend, my dad's cousin Admiral Slodenski. I wear it always.>Universal TranslatorFor when we have to talk to the Xenos, and not just blow them into the void. >Comfortable Combat WebbingCustom, tailor made, and comfortable as hell. >Lucky CharmAn ancestral ring, in the family for centuries. I always wear it. >Xenos FriendlyNot all the Xenos are evil. And God damn are some of them interesting. >AI OverwatchI wrote a few letters, and got AI installed in the ship. This thing is super fucking helpful, in battle, out of battle, anywhere! >Divisional OversightThe usual.
>>73488433War Stories >Murder of BalmoraThere was no greater pleasure I've ever had than seeing the Bartek homeworld pounded into a molten wasteland. Eight days I spent in the King Crow, hiding in Balmoran asteroid fields, desperately waiting for the 99th fleet to arrive. >Engagement at Tannhauser Back on my second ship, the Varian. Never thought almost starting a galactic war would get us friendly with the Xenos we started it with. A damn funny affair if you ask me. >Ralvas OffensiveOn my fourth ship, the Martin Lenrock, and the fifth ship, the one I captain now, the Witchbane. Warship upon warship, all pounding away at each other for days on end, what a hell of a time. >Scar: Minor InjuriesI lost a finger in the Murder. Not too bad, all things considered. >Outcome: In It For LifeMaybe I'll get into politics some day. But for now, I'll keep floating in the void.
Can someone post the Nigga CYOA?
>>73485848The Horse so I can make some Centaurs.
Yo /tg/, got hit with a wave of nostalgia and I'm looking for an old quest/cyoa. Pretty sure it was mostly lineart, MC was a cable-guy or TV repairman and it's set within a hotel which has trapped a bunch of people, spooky shit ensues. I remember something about a padre and a mass ritual suicide as a key plot point. Would appreciate any help in finding it.
>>73488863We're all asleep and dead right now, come back during American hours you fucking europoor
>>73488863I wish I knew. Do you remember how long ago it was that you saw it? Any vague idea of what the name might have been?
>>73487597>Age:Adult>Joining up:Conscript>Outlook:No choice>Did you know press-gangs were still a thing?>Neither did I, untill a couple of goons swooped down on me at the train station of all places.>Occupational specialty:Quartermaster>You would not believe the amount of (thankfully figurative) cock I had to suck to get a nice, safe, rear-echelon job.>Luckily I have about ten years experience as a filing clerk, so I just about qualified for the position.>Personal perks (+2 from 'conscript'):SharpUnder the radarFast learnerJury-riggedPatientFriend of the machineSupport connections>I guess I adapted pretty well. I'm good at keeping my head down & I seem to pick things up very quickly. I even learned to fix things up to save on resources, and some of the folks further back up the supply chain remember all the epic dick-sucking I gave them when I was trying to avoid being dumped in meat-shield platoon or whatever and apparently think kindly of me, so that's nice, I guess.>Equipment:Holdout pistol (free with quartermaster)Emergency kitFirst aid kitUniversal translatorOrdinance detection device>They say that military strategy is mostly about hoping for one less disaster happening than you planned for.>Unit traditions:Public security detachmentIntelligence gathering>It's nice to be as far behind the front lines as possible, but there's still the risk of partisans deciding my little office is the perfect place to plant one of their bombs.>He who is tired of scanning the toilet-seat with the ordinance detector every time he goes to the bathroom is tired of life, I always say.>Oversight:Divisional>Missions:Ralvas offensiveSkelsi-human warPeople's independence front>That last one was particularly nasty.>Damn near wore out my poor old ordinance detector, and I *still* had a couple of near-misses.>Scars:Minor injuries>Like I said; I had a few near-misses.>Ending:Peaceful retirement.>Thank god!
>>73487597>Young>Volunteer>Outlook: Opportunity>Role: Flight command (Starfighter pilot)>Perk: Marksman Badge, Fast Learner, Quick Reflex, Fearless, Lied about age, Outcast, Precognition>Equipment: Universal Translator, Submachinegun, Lucky Charm, Emergency kits, Standard handgun>Unit perk: Seasoned Veterans, Augmented, AI overwatch, War crimes, Xenos friendly>Divisional>MissionRalvas Offensive, Liberation of Norheim, Engagement at Tannhauser>Scar: Unscathed>Peaceful retirement
>>73488995Afraid not on the name, but it was easily at least 6 years back from when I saw it. Thinking I got to it pretty late too. I'm pretty sure it's not, but it could be animal characters like Rubyquest.
>>73489303That sounds like the time of the island and trapped in a basement type cyoas. Maybe one of those has someone trapping people somewhere?
>>73485808>not post the whole CYOA?Just where do you think you are?!
>>73490351One pagers are better anyway
Honestly can't believe nobody reposted this from last thread.
>>73490380>>73490389Fuck forgot to specify, cash
Sugar Thrururururu oh honey honey tirururururu you are my honey tududududu
>>73486203>>73486186Hey can one of you tell me why Finnish bread sucks so much?
>>73490380Love0 would be an improvement
If I had the power to make 2 ppl love each other I'd just be making everyone gay
> “My waifu is perfect, so my perfect waifu exists”Guys, I think I figured out how to get isekaid.
CYOAs for border disputes?
What happened to the author of this anyway? He made 2 more cyoas that were basically the same and then it's like he disappeared.
I remember a cyoa about Vietnam war, does anyone know what I'm talking about?
>>73490560>What happened to SDASmug anime girl pic overload.He fell into a discord coma.
>>73490622Imagine being so mentally stunted you are stuck making waifu pickers.
>>73490512do christcucks REALLY?
>>73486120>The Student Leader>Authority Abuse>LoveI am your student leader, please love me.>Strength>Lucky>Rich>Charming>Book of Law>ImmortalityI-if you could please sign here...>Anti-Bully Ranger>Timed>Scholarship>MarriageDrawbacks? What drawbacks?>ChiWait you already like me, Was it really that easy?I have love, now all I need to do is become popular for the full high school experience. My drawbacks disappear after graduation except for marriage. Once I've achieved that, I'll just make sure neither of us age ever again for an eternal comfy life.
>>73487792Copy from Princess Maker and have the options that decide how she grows up as training regimes and reactions to specific events. Raise her in the gym, she gets buff but loses some bodyfat. Feed her copious amounts of soul food and she'll get plumper in the right places. Teach her how to beat up her bully instead of doing it yourself and she becomes more tomboyish.
>oh wow another bully cyoa so cool>you're not the one getting bullies*sigh* at least I'll always have tok...
>>73486467Maybe if their tech support army beats the kung flu army, the caste system will catch on elsewhere :P
>>73486945Because threads are being accelerated by a bunch of faggots so it got lost
>>73490787Why are you such a beta faggot anon?
>>73490817Lots of reasons but I think the most important one is complete sexual detachment from reality.To put it into perspective, furfags are closer to reality than I am.
>>73486945>perfectly good>weebshitpick 1
>>73490782>>73490788this looks like shitlike if someone took a bunch of screenshots from a flash game
>>73490512I know this is the mental gymnastics thread but come on.
>>73490896god is a fairy confirmed
>>73490948Does that mean I ca waifu her¿
>>73490948>>73490896I don't get it
>>73491061this must be what it feels like to have the same name as a famous person
>>73491072 everyone does unless you have one of those American celebrity OC names like blanket
>>73491104i don't and i don't
>>73491111Debut itWhat's your name?
>>73491125traditional in a small country
>>73491147>Small countryUnless it's a nation state then there's bound to be people with that name outside of it
>>73491174not famous ones with the same name and surname as i do, in fact i am completely sure i have a unique full name if you count my second name
>>73490380I'll choose love, if uneven I'll just ask money for match making if even that just makes my life a lot easier.Can cash 1,3,5,7,9 be used on objects you don't own? I know that would be theft, but hey if all you need to do is just walk around touching a parking lot at night and touch a car to gain a couple thousand in cash that's a pretty good deal.
>>73491195Yeah I'm sure no famous person shares your first name
>>73491195bullshit, probably some misspelled "oc" by some drunk relative
any dominant trap cyoa?
I hate almost every single one of you, just wanted you to know that.
>>73491302nope>>73491269my first name only, it's sort of possible, though i've never heard of one, but a first name is not a full name
>>73491386I want to bottom not self insert.
>>73485687fruity drink, i need purpose
>>73491072>First name is shared by several state leaders alone>last name has an entire disambiguation page on Wikipedia there's so many>combined I share a first and last name with a famous botanic Unless you're in one of those third world cultures where the name is actually a clusterfuck of your family history gender lunar month and whatever else then you'd need to have your name be invented on the spot for it not to be shared with someone.
>>73491390Just post your name fuckwit jesus
What was that Nazi cyoa I vaguely remember?
>>73490471>Teacher>Athletic>Tall>Pale>Boyish>Brown>Short>Assumed malePumped up kicks intensifies
>>73491441"someone" is not "someone famous"and what's unique is the combination of my first name, second name, and surname>>73491453>yeah um lemme just dox myself xD
>>73491555Oh shit, you're right with common knowledge you would reach a breaking point much sooner.
>>73491390bullshit, no way you have a unique combination without a meme name
>>73491578there's only a few hundred instances of my surname in the world, and while my first name is from the same ethnicity as my surname, my second name is not, which makes it really unlikely anyone else would have it, also google doesn't find anyone else by the same full name for what that's worth
>>73487597>Older, Already in Service, Cautious, Rescue and Extraction ServiceI can barely remember what section I started in, all I know is at some point I started caring less about whether I died than if others did. The RES were glad to have me.>Sharp, Resilient, Brawler, Natural Leader, Fearless, Tough MindIt's a fine balance between snapping people out of panic and dragging them back from the front line. A good slap often does the trick.>Lied about Age, Old Wounds, Stim Addict, WorkhorseI enlisted before the latest purge wiped my records. By my reckoning I'm due retirement twice over, as is I'm barely held together by drugs, grit and scar tissue.>NCO, Enhanced Body ModificationsWell, that and gleaming chrome. Truth be told there ain't much meat left on me, shines brighter than any medal could.>Submachine Gun, First Aid Kit, Lucky Charm, Comfortable Combat Webbing, Extra StimulantsProsthetics or no I'm too old for this shit. I mostly bellow orders or triage the fallen in battle.>Blood Pact, Seasoned Veterans, Augmented, Forlorn Hope, SternguardThe rest of the boys are much the same as me, with nothing of our own to live for we save the lives of others in the hopes they'll do better.>Hated, Brutal Hazing, Divisional OversightOf course most of them don't. When young men give up we beat them near to death and they join us as revenants. There's nothing so terrifying as an omen of a wasted future.>Addiction, In it for LifeI've fought more missions than I can count and doubtless will many more before death claims me. The stim doses get higher, the scars get thicker and my chrome dulls but out there at least one of the hopeless idiots I saved is living a good life.
Any Hijabholic fueled hijab cyoa yet?
CYOAs for this feel? https://youtu.be/fKZAWvs9qpY
Just had a dream where I come see and you guys arrange hrt delivery to my house
tfw born male
>>73492387I wish I was a girl sometimes so I wasn't so horny but girls can be very horny too so Idk, maybe I'll just become an asexual being.
>>73492440if you were a girl you'd just go on tinder and have a line of people begging to take care of your problem
CYOA authors, thoughts on how you got your names? Struggling to decide between being a loser who gives himself a (cool) name or being a Chad who ends up with a shitty thread-given three-letter name like Derelict Station Anon and Stardust Anon and JRPGTraitor Anon and Black Magic Anon and...
>>73492464Are you fucking daft or something? They all got a name based on the name of their work. Ergo, you will also get one. Retard.
>>73492463A line of men who had absolutely no clue how to make you feel good, and didn't want to make you feel good anyway. Female sexuality runs on different rules to men. It's way more about the whole atmosphere and your connection and the build-up.What you really wanna be is a gay man. Hordes of equally thirsty, equally easy to please faggots desperate to get dicked and give you a dicking. Grindr is so fucking easy, holy shit.
>>73492494Are you mentally damaged? I know that. That's the whole point I was trying to convey. What's your confusion, inverted-IQ-kun?
>>73492501Feminist /cyoag/... now THAT makes me horny.
>>73492464I used a picture of Gilgamesh when talking about Zodiac Brides and it stuck
>>73492501ohnononono oh the humanity you have to try on 5 before picking one OH NO
>>73492536Try fifty, nigger.>>73492531Hmm, I COULD avatarfag to force people into giving me the name I want, but that seems even more lame. At leas you weren't doing yours deliberately.
>>73492501>did you just say women have it easy??>well you're just gay lol point invalidated
>>73492571This man has more sex than anyone here combined.
NEW THREAD>>73492603>>73492603>>73492603Early threads stop the second mods work out that shitposting invalidates timing.
>>73492464My name is an old soviet military song reference, which I picked back in 2009-ish, and still use everywhere.
>>73492099A man of taste, I see.
>>73485714Still my fav
>>73491167What the hell is this
>>73492647Tankista, there. I doxxed you.
>>73490380Cash is easy to go for but Love is more important.
>>73492626So are you guys just going to pretend this isn't shitposting or..?
>>73492626You better hope this thread gets down in the pages before a mod notices
>>73492725>>73492664If I misjudged things then I've misjudged them. The fact is that I'm sincere even if mistaken, the same can't be said for createfag.
>>73492750>there's some hypothetical person who MIGHT shitpost so i'll shitpost instead
>>73492759>>73492696Yup, looks like I definitely made a mistake. You just can't win whether you stoop or not.
>>73492797>noooo how can they complain about my shitposting?!?!!?!
>>73492387It would change nothing.
>>73492847Every OP you mangle is a shitpost and you started these retarded races.
>>73492626STOP ALREADY WITH THIS ACCELERIONISM BULLSHIT
>>73492700Oh no. You got me.
>>73492870Replace tranny with whatever your special brand of delusion is
>>73492571Why the fuck did you think I was calling you gay. I was telling you that the easiest thing to do is be gay. Gay guys have the best sex lives of all time.>>73492647I guess I'll give myself a name then. I'd rather be called Tankista than My First CYOA Anon.
>>73492188Negative. Targets eliminated once they revealed their location through incessant selfie posting
>>73491070In many myths fae beings are weak to wrought iron/cold iron sort of like werewolves to silver.
>>73491167Autistii all the way. Fuck waifufags.
>>73491481Sure it was a cyoa and not one of Angles builds?
>>73492626Love how you retards just allow for this shit