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get a load of this fucking retard
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>he lost again
Must be SEETHING
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Hey, can you not post the whole CYOA? just link to the imgur album, or recommend it so we can find it in the Allsync, thanks.
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>>73485794
mystery box
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>>73485807
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>>73485808
the imgur album does not include the mystery box
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Goat is still the GOAT
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>>73485831
It includes my dick in your ass though?
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>>73485865
no, what it does include is me tearing a hole through your fucking soul
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>>73485865
hot
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>fresh bread
It had better not be fucking sourdough or I will place my dick in your eyesocket, raw sourdough in your ears, and thrust repeatedly until cooked.
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>>73485965
>fresh bread
are you fucking blind? that is just a nice plate of faggots with peas and some mashed potatos
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>>73485828
How any times do we have to explain this? A person doesn't get superpowers for being gay.
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>>73485848
For me, it's Horse.
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>>73486012
I’m talking about the fucking thread announcement >>73485697 not >>73485953 you fucking sourdough-loving illiterate
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Haven't seen this posted in a while
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>>73486055
go fuck yourself you faggot, i bet you like hardtack
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>>73486078
Go away tok, I bet you like sourdough
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>>73486078
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>>73486084
It’s better than fucking sourdough because you can eat it without gagging so long as you’ve got some water.
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>>73486091
why the fuck would you think that's tok?
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>>73486120
Because at one point he said he was eating a sandwich on sourdough bread. I never forgot this.
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>>73486078
Wait, I'm confused about the movie. So the cops knew that internal affairs were setting them up?
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There is only one good bread. And it's Cheesecake Factory Brown Bread.
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>>73486155
wrong, it's actually that round bread that's small than most breads and has little holes all over it
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>>73486155
Never had that, is it good? I’m an Italian so I don’t eat much American bread.
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>>73486176
That shit is MMMMMMM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>73486173
>a fucking crouton
VEGAN DETECTED ENGAGE LETHAL FORCE DESTROY ALL SALAD-EATING FREAKS IMMEDIATELY
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>>73486155
Unironically, the best bread I've ever had is Hawaiian Sweet Rolls.
That being said I'm a fan of whole-grain, potato, and soughdough. Rye is good, but I only like it since I can pick at and nibble on those little grains of rye in the bread. My staple is white since it's the bread baseline. You can't knock a good tortilla either.
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>>73486192
>I’m a fan of sourdough
Opinion discarded, consider suicide
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>>73486176
Definitely 100% certified good shit, especially with butter.
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>>73486186
no you fucking norvegan, i'm talking about this bread
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>>73486199
I actually do that every day already.
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>>73486192
Oh right, and pita.
Pita bread for gyros is fucking amazing.
>>73486203
Bitch that is a cracker from the looks of it.
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>>73486203
Oh yeah that shits good
>>73486205
You deserve it, sourdough-muncher.
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>>73486217
>cracker
It figures that a man like you wouldn’t have the culture to recognize it
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>>73486218
hell yeah it is
>>73486217
down here we call it hallulla (don't know how it's called in english) and it's the best thing to ever happen to mankind since the roman empire
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>>73486234
>best thing to ever happen to mankind since the roman empire
I knew you were a man of FUCKING CULTURE.
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we could start a /ck/ thread about this, i've never gone there but what's the worst that could happen?
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ok so you guys are just talking about bread now, cool.
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>>73486268
We get a bunch of foodies who really hate the idea of liking bread because it makes their fancy cooking skills irrelevant because anyone can make bread
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>>73486261
HELL YEAH BROTHER, LET'S KILL THOSE FUCKING UNCULTURED SWINES FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPEROR
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>>73486283
you there, what’s your opinion on sourdough? There is a correct answer here.
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ban-kai!
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Someone post that bread cyoa, you know the one.
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>>73486293
>anyone can make bread
Technically true. But almost fuckin no one can make bread properly.
At least not the first time doing it. How you mix things and how long they can rest is actually really important.
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>>73486313
Who’s your favorite emperor? Mine’s aurelian. If I had to go with favorite Roman, though, that’d be Publius Decimus Mus because he has an amazingly fun name to say and went out like a badass.
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maybe I'll be Acheld
>I'm already Acheld
what about ZBG?
>I'm already ZBG
I'll be Tokhaar
>Nerf Tokhaar!
you're right so Aro
>I wanna be Aro
I guess I'll be Ordion
>I'm already Ordion
then I'll be Scottish
>I already chose scottish
I have an idea
>what's your idea?
you should make....
>I'm not gonna make OC

YOU SHOULD HAVE MADE OC
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>>73486332
Maybe in America. In Italy, every family has a half dozen “secret” recipes for their own styles of bread.
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>>73486317
i actually havrnt eaten any sourdough in my life I think, so i dunno
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>>73486357
Keep it up
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fuck /aco/omers and fuck jannies
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>>73486346
Shouldn't you be going to bed now instead of baby rage shitposting in the new thread?
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>>73486346
Why not become Italics? You can get away with everything.
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>>73486380
but that's an innocuous and common pasta
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>>73486333
i'm not that much into roman history but i must say tiberius just for the fact that he didn't give even a single fuck and that's a trait that i can respect
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this thread was fucking doomed from the start
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>>73486408
If you want someone who didn’t give a single fuck, look at Hadrian. He threw his wife out of his palace because she complained that he made her sleep with the servants and gave basically everything of hers to his Greek femboy lover. That man did not care about anything but fucking Greek femboys, reforming Rome, and annihilating Israel.
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>romans
please stop being cringe. the guptas is where it was at
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>>73486433
Someone's mad they got denied...
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>>73486436
i feel compelled to look it up, and that isn't necessarily a bad thing
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>>73486449
They were the closest India ever got to a world superpower, but that isn’t saying much.
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Stop talking about bread and Romans! This is a CYOA thread!
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>>73486451
don't get me wrong, i love bread but holy shit, this is a fucking clusterfuck
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>>73486473
>ip counter didn't go up
Then what were you waiting for this whole time?
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>>73486473
welp, you've just called the messiah, see you in hell
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>>73486473
>Stop talking about bread and Romans!
No
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>>73486476
Come back in like an hour or two, the children should be in bed by then.
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>>73486506
>implying that real men don’t like Rome and bread
Child detected
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>>73486506
actually, i'm posting from bed so i'm already 3 steps, a jump and a karate chop ahead of you
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>>73486473
Now I know for sure you're just a poser
A true autist that actually like or play black magic would love to discuss romans and bread like an autist
Fucking bitch
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>>73486512
>implying I'm not and can't tell someone else how to approach it if they don't
Unbased and low IQ
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>>73486488
I was obviously talking about bread and Romans.
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>>73486473
There are LITERALLY spells from Romans. Read black magic.
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>>73486571
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>>73486548
Go eat some sourdough you fucking g*rman
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>>73486576
>the reaction poster has a reaction poster of his own now
how far does the hole go
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>>73486610
you're gonna find out firsthand
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>>73485687
>the train itself and it's passengers
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I need more Black Magic. Or I will perish.
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>>73486634
too bad
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Black Magic
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>>73486663
Nope. Denied.
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>>73485687
Comfy cabin X100 please. Thanks.
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fairies will defeat black magic
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>>73486686
Fairies have been rendered extinct in Black Magic sorry
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>>73486686
if your aim is good enough you can takeout both at the same time
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dog shit thread full of dog shit
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>>73486703
black magic isn't canon
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>>73486736
lol, what a fucking dog
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a black magician can kill a high magic mage with an actual bag full of shit. how does that make you feel?
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>>73486758
it makes me feel like getting a nice bread roll
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>>73486758
a handicapped 3 year old with a shotgun can take out both, how does that make you feel?
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>>73485687
Either long journey or fruity drink
It depend on the wording of long journey, is it three days total or three consecutive days?
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>>73486758
High magic casters range from X-Men elemental blasters to Omnipotent god-wizards. But this is stupid since both aren't supposed to touch.
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>>73486811
>X-Men elemental blasters
>Omnipotent god-wizards
And both like bread, so what's your point?
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>>73486321
you my friend have got a fucking problem. you want to talk like a fucking yellow? you want to be some sort of kiwi spicy mustard hot-shit fresh off the hibachi grill? you noodle-armed onions-fin-soup-drinking raw-dog-eating weeb fuck. why don't you just put a blind fold over your eyes and do 100 on the interstate for the authentic asian experience you fucking faggot. talking like some japtoon tit character that some lonely broke dead-by-40 balding horny animator that likes to watch little girls. you fucking pathetic excuse for a man. get your head out of your ass you dishonor your father and shame your mother by acting like a flying cunt online
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>>73486834
everyone likes fucking bread, you're making sound like there are people who don't like bread
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>>73486848
>everyone likes fucking bread
Phrasing
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>>73486842
Annyong
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>>73486855
I know what I said
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>>73486811
>I am Fernigus, I have magic capable of destroying world and altering time on a universal scale, everyone within the Nine Realms fears me-
>haha bag of breaking go crack
high magic casters completely btfo.
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>>73486758
Really? Which spell are you referring to? Not that it particularly matters since most non-novice high magic mages have wards and shit to no-sell crappy little curses like the type blackmagic uses before they scry out the offender, teleport to them and turn them into a pile of ash them teleport back home in under a minute.
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>>73486860
stop stealing my identity, you're not wrong tho
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>>73486862

>>73486874
what do you have to say about this? completely speechless?
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>>73486855
Hey, that loaf was asking for it, being wrapped in nothing but some skimpy mostly clear plastic.
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HARDCORE OPNESS
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>>73486860
>>73486881
>>73486893
hey guys, i think i've invented a new fetish
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>>73486916
Oh you sweet summer child, you think that is new?
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>>73486916
>new
hahahaha you wish
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>>73486924
>>73486925
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>>73486862
unironic shitposting, eh?
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Why did almost everyone ignore this perfectly good eternal oc?
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>>73486945
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>>73486939
>please don't answer them.jpg
ok :(
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>>73486940
mad that fernigus and by extension all high magic casters get killed by a mere bag?
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Move aside blackmagic fags, good cyoa coming through.
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>>73486952
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>>73486965
But 7th Sorcery, Occult, and Black Magic are all good friends.
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>>73486945
don't post CYOAs in my bread and romans thread
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>>73486965
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>>73486973
2020 has shown that there are no friends in the world
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>>73486973
The person who made black magic is ok, though I don't think it stands up well as a stand alone cyoa. It was just a spellbook for some homebrew tabletop system if I recall correctly. Also the layout is a bit of a mess.
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>>73487030
what if the real friends were the friends we made along the way...
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>>73486945
>tepid, bootleg shadowrun setting with inconsistent tone
>long-ass text blocks that say very little
>written like an encyclopedia trying to be coy
>annoying font
>awkward dimensions
>uninteresting choices
This reads more like someone's half-assed, half-finished worldbuilding project that they're trying to crowdsource under the guise of a cyoa.
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>>73487054
Shut the fuck up.
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>>73487075
what if he doesn't do it uh? what are you gonna do about it
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>>73487075
Why don't you use one of your blackmagic spell to make me?
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>>73487089
hes going to cry, shit, piss, and cum
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>>73486776
Based gunlover
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>>73487092
mavpn pwvn this niggas face
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>>73487054
Are you saying this doesn't stand up as a cyoa
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>>73487100
good, now go away before the amount of lead in your body hits triple digits
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>>73486971
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>>73487054
but black magic has mechanics and gives you challenges to overcome. how is it not a cyoa but shit like "choose a loli" is?
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>>73487074
>awkward dimensions
oh no, not 1600x9900
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>>73487121
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>>73487132
>choose a loli
those are just fetishbait, they're not real cyoas
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>>73487132
True cyoas have never been tried.
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>>73487054
It's what you would call a simple choice picker. That's standard cyoa formula, you pretentious hippo.
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>>73487171
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>>73487107
>lightning, feather charm, instant knowledge
>greater summon, counterspell
>hunter, slayer
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>>73487249
>fuck mother nature
i agree
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>>73486945
>>Codename: Revenant

>>Course: Assault
>>Specialization: Persistence
Under my helmet is another helmet
My shades belie armored lenses
I have grown abs for my pinky toe
The ricochet of bullets is my symphony

>>Boons
>Unrelenting
Some tout mind over matter
But minds are made of matter
And my matter keeps my mind running
Long after it stops mattering
>Alternative Studies [Recon]
The enemy's first shot always lands
The second, the third, the fourth the fifth
And each time I rise anew right behind ya
>Danger Sense
Sniper fire, tank shells, grenades
They all fell me, time and again
And yet each time "Nuthin' personal, kid"

>>Sponsors
>Aethon PMC
Children playing an adults' game
A delusional wanna be father in the lead
Such a trainwreck is best experienced from the caboose
>Heath Auger
As useful a tool to me as I am to him
My teaching role at an orphanage ties my heroism well
Children and rich people are easily entertained

>>Conspiracy
>Erylis
Talk-no-jutsu... yawn
>Lyza
No specialized countermeasures required
Utilize the same solution the russians found
For dealing with the indomitable german tigers
Spam her with T-34 after T-34 after T-34 after T-34 after T-34 after T-34 after T-34 after T-34 after T-34 after T-34 after T-34 after T-34 after T-34 after T-34 after T-34 after T-34 after T-34 after T-34...
>Stella
Talk-no-jutsu... yawn
>Thrall
Zealots are oh-so easy to bait into traps and killzones
Merely by dangling their objective in front of their faces
Come and get it, filthy race traitors
>Lesser Vampire
-after T-34 after T-34 after T-34 after T-34 after T-34...
>Conspiracy Focus
My superiors are a single filthy rich degenerate who'l love me so long as I entertain him, and a sentimental old man with a forgiving heart.
My position is safe.
I wonder if I can convince Heath to utilize the vampire-slaying artifacts into superhero gear. It would make for excellent television.

1/2
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>>73487268
Gaea, the original MILF
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>>73487270
>Elise Allehern
"Your mother was a spinster
Betrayed by your grifter father
For a shilling and a half
He cursed her as they made merry on your crib"
>Urusov
Wait for a fleet of tanks
If retreat I must, then retreat I shall
I will run for a week and a day
Until the cavalry arrive
>Savvin
The pathetic fool
Bringing a blade
To a gunblade fight
>Soldier
I may be technologically challenged
But Heath's thinktank is not
He will surely love the idea of my punches
Transmitting a signal to blow them up
>Assassin
Dependent on their first strike being the last
Oh will they wet their breeches when suddenly
The dead man appears right behind
>Robin
Wow, cool story
Tell someone who cares
>Georgio
The brainless posse have a brains of the op
Their danger level just rose drastically
Measures will be taken to give her a new dream
And Robin a new neighbor
>Auberon
The only difference
Between him and me
Is that I have a license
>Copycats
Soon enough the bodycount
Of the copycat thousand
Will stack up high enough
To outweigh the reputation
>Heistenet Gang
As the cinematics dictate
The mooks shall be felled
By a single well-placed bomb
Crime never pays

2/2
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>>73487276
>gaea
dunno man, sounds kinda gae
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>>73487289
I bet you prefer Terra
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>>73486945
Because it's a blatantly unfinished wip. It's the worst eternal cyoa by far.
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Does anyone have "Comfy Monstergirl Harem Reincarnation"?
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>>73486945
I personally didn't get into it because there wasn't much meat to it if you didn't want to get in on the the whole corporate shadow wars game.
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>>73487315
>terra
>terra sounds like terror
>terrorists
>terrorists are muslims
>i hate muslims
i think we all know what's coming
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>>73487352
no but reddit does
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>>73487404
If I could get it off Reddit, I wouldn't be asking here. ;)
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>>73487054
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>>73487421
>If I could get it off Reddit, I wouldn't be asking here
then don't ask here you fucking liar
https://www.reddit.com/r/makeyourchoice/comments/gqcve9/comfy_monstergirl_harem_reincarnation/
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>>73487437
"""anon""" btfo
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>>73487437
I think you misunderstood. I'm having technical difficulties with Reddit. Do you have an Imgur or Image Chest link, instead?
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>>73487467
no
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>>73487467
https://imgur.com/jDTipGK
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>>73487525
for fuck sake anon
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>>73487525
why would you do this
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>>73487525
Thank you
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>>73486473
Oath of the Crossroads is so metal bros.
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>>73487530
>>73487543
because I'm tired of this being a shit posting drama general instead of a cyoa general.
>>73487552
no problem man
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>>73487631
Oath of the Crossroads is fucking unsanitary, inefficient cringe. Why would you do that gay shit when much better options exist
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>>73487653
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OMG POGGERS THE SLAUGHTERHOUSE NINE!!!!!!!!! OMG I LOVE SIBERIAN!!!!!!
Post worm cyoa.
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Rolled 1 (1d6)

>>73487597
>adult
>volunteer
>your duty
>special reconnaissance
>sharp, resilient, fast learner, marksman badge, patient, quick refelxes
>designated marksman rifle, submachinegun, commissioned knife, advanced optics, comfortable combat webbing, spotter drone
>guerilla experts, forlorn hope, sternguard
>divisional
>disillusioned
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I've started working on the waifu husbanding CYOA it's looking more like pick your powers and you also get a waifu but any way.
Do you have any suggestions on how to present the husbandry part of the CYOA should I just give options about how you plan to treat adn/or rise your waifu?
I think that that could easily end up like just a flavor section without much actual impact.
Or should I just just leave that to the readers imagination?
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>>73487792
>it's looking more like pick your powers and you also get a waifu
you're 50% there, all you need now is to drop the waifu bit
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>>73487806
Sorry can't do that's the gimmick of the whole CYOA
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>>73486945

NO WOIFUS

ONO THE FONT LOOKS LIKE THIS
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>>73487597
>Age Young (15-18)
>Uses a picture of a 9 year old
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>>73487212
>either as your choice of a full reincarnation or as simply inserting you into the timeline with all the correct changes and additional memories implanted into you
On the chance that EternalAnon is reading - this is mentioned in 1 sentence at the end of the cyoa even though everything depends on this! It is not sufficient! And it should probably be said as the first thing on page 1.
Does reincarnation mean I gain my current memories as an infant? Am I born with my current genes (I don't have an actiony body build at all, so this matters)? Am I reborn to the same family with as few changes as possible as I was born in reality?
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>>73486965
>Penitant Ward
>Angelic Beckoning
>Starbound
>Animus Fulgur
>Miracle Prayer
>Silver Hand
>Sacred Fetish

>Interest/Obsession

>Family, Great-Uncle Ander
>Dragon, Aleizstriez
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>>73488236
Yeah, my bad. Up to you how the reincarnation works, its never specified so the details are left to you. Regardless of what sort of genes/body type you've got, you'll either undertake a series of trainers, training, controlled dietary intakes and other "treatments" to make you physically capable as a Venator.
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>>73487597
>Adult
>Volunteer
I came to serve my planet, and my species.

>Outlook: Opportunity
It didn't hurt that serving in the armed forces is a springboard into

>Role: Rating
Ah, the deep void of space. I've always loved the tales of the great space battles, and getting to train on Luna, only a short bit from home, was a nice perk.

>Officer
I wouldn't want to be a cook, now would I? In command of my own starship is where I belong, and the gunboat King Crow is mine.

>Nepotism
Am I little young to be a captain? No, my great uncle Tom being a Fleet Admiral had nothing to do with it!

>Lied About Age
Maybe I was a month away from 18 when I first enlisted, who cares, really?
>Mechanical Pariah
Yeah, I'm banned from engineering. The cheif engineer kids that he'll resign if I bump into a terminal and fry the communications array again.

>Holdout Pistol
Always helpful to have a boot pistol just in case.
>Comissioned Knife
A beautiful blade, gift from a good family and personaly friend, my dad's cousin Admiral Slodenski. I wear it always.
>Universal Translator
For when we have to talk to the Xenos, and not just blow them into the void.
>Comfortable Combat Webbing
Custom, tailor made, and comfortable as hell.
>Lucky Charm
An ancestral ring, in the family for centuries. I always wear it.

>Xenos Friendly
Not all the Xenos are evil. And God damn are some of them interesting.
>AI Overwatch
I wrote a few letters, and got AI installed in the ship. This thing is super fucking helpful, in battle, out of battle, anywhere!

>Divisional Oversight
The usual.
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>>73488433
War Stories
>Murder of Balmora
There was no greater pleasure I've ever had than seeing the Bartek homeworld pounded into a molten wasteland. Eight days I spent in the King Crow, hiding in Balmoran asteroid fields, desperately waiting for the 99th fleet to arrive.

>Engagement at Tannhauser
Back on my second ship, the Varian. Never thought almost starting a galactic war would get us friendly with the Xenos we started it with. A damn funny affair if you ask me.

>Ralvas Offensive
On my fourth ship, the Martin Lenrock, and the fifth ship, the one I captain now, the Witchbane. Warship upon warship, all pounding away at each other for days on end, what a hell of a time.

>Scar: Minor Injuries
I lost a finger in the Murder. Not too bad, all things considered.

>Outcome: In It For Life
Maybe I'll get into politics some day. But for now, I'll keep floating in the void.
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Can someone post the Nigga CYOA?
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>>73485848
The Horse so I can make some Centaurs.
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Yo /tg/, got hit with a wave of nostalgia and I'm looking for an old quest/cyoa. Pretty sure it was mostly lineart, MC was a cable-guy or TV repairman and it's set within a hotel which has trapped a bunch of people, spooky shit ensues. I remember something about a padre and a mass ritual suicide as a key plot point. Would appreciate any help in finding it.
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>>73488863
We're all asleep and dead right now, come back during American hours you fucking europoor
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>>73488863
I wish I knew. Do you remember how long ago it was that you saw it? Any vague idea of what the name might have been?
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>>73487597

>Age:
Adult

>Joining up:
Conscript

>Outlook:
No choice

>Did you know press-gangs were still a thing?
>Neither did I, untill a couple of goons swooped down on me at the train station of all places.

>Occupational specialty:
Quartermaster

>You would not believe the amount of (thankfully figurative) cock I had to suck to get a nice, safe, rear-echelon job.
>Luckily I have about ten years experience as a filing clerk, so I just about qualified for the position.

>Personal perks (+2 from 'conscript'):
Sharp
Under the radar
Fast learner
Jury-rigged
Patient
Friend of the machine
Support connections

>I guess I adapted pretty well. I'm good at keeping my head down & I seem to pick things up very quickly. I even learned to fix things up to save on resources, and some of the folks further back up the supply chain remember all the epic dick-sucking I gave them when I was trying to avoid being dumped in meat-shield platoon or whatever and apparently think kindly of me, so that's nice, I guess.

>Equipment:
Holdout pistol (free with quartermaster)
Emergency kit
First aid kit
Universal translator
Ordinance detection device

>They say that military strategy is mostly about hoping for one less disaster happening than you planned for.

>Unit traditions:
Public security detachment
Intelligence gathering

>It's nice to be as far behind the front lines as possible, but there's still the risk of partisans deciding my little office is the perfect place to plant one of their bombs.
>He who is tired of scanning the toilet-seat with the ordinance detector every time he goes to the bathroom is tired of life, I always say.

>Oversight:
Divisional

>Missions:
Ralvas offensive
Skelsi-human war
People's independence front
>That last one was particularly nasty.
>Damn near wore out my poor old ordinance detector, and I *still* had a couple of near-misses.

>Scars:
Minor injuries
>Like I said; I had a few near-misses.

>Ending:
Peaceful retirement.
>Thank god!
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>>73487597
>Young
>Volunteer
>Outlook: Opportunity
>Role: Flight command (Starfighter pilot)
>Perk: Marksman Badge, Fast Learner, Quick Reflex, Fearless, Lied about age, Outcast, Precognition
>Equipment: Universal Translator, Submachinegun, Lucky Charm, Emergency kits, Standard handgun
>Unit perk: Seasoned Veterans, Augmented, AI overwatch, War crimes, Xenos friendly
>Divisional
>Mission
Ralvas Offensive, Liberation of Norheim, Engagement at Tannhauser
>Scar: Unscathed
>Peaceful retirement
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>>73488995
Afraid not on the name, but it was easily at least 6 years back from when I saw it. Thinking I got to it pretty late too. I'm pretty sure it's not, but it could be animal characters like Rubyquest.
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>>73489303
That sounds like the time of the island and trapped in a basement type cyoas. Maybe one of those has someone trapping people somewhere?
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>>73485808
>not post the whole CYOA?
Just where do you think you are?!
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>>73490351
One pagers are better anyway
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Honestly can't believe nobody reposted this from last thread.
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>>73490380
Roll
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>>73490380
>>73490389
Fuck forgot to specify, cash
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Sugar Thrururururu oh honey honey tirururururu you are my honey tududududu
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>>73490380
Cash.
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>>73486203
>>73486186
Hey can one of you tell me why Finnish bread sucks so much?
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>>73490380
Love
0 would be an improvement
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If I had the power to make 2 ppl love each other I'd just be making everyone gay
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902
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>>73490471
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> “My waifu is perfect, so my perfect waifu exists”
Guys, I think I figured out how to get isekaid.
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CYOAs for border disputes?
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>>73490380
Cash.
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What happened to the author of this anyway? He made 2 more cyoas that were basically the same and then it's like he disappeared.
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I remember a cyoa about Vietnam war, does anyone know what I'm talking about?
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>>73490560
>What happened to SDA
Smug anime girl pic overload.
He fell into a discord coma.
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>>73490622
Imagine being so mentally stunted you are stuck making waifu pickers.
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>>73490512
do christcucks REALLY?
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>>73490380
Cash.
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>>73486120
>The Student Leader
>Authority Abuse
>Love
I am your student leader, please love me.
>Strength
>Lucky
>Rich
>Charming
>Book of Law
>Immortality
I-if you could please sign here...
>Anti-Bully Ranger
>Timed
>Scholarship
>Marriage
Drawbacks? What drawbacks?
>Chi
Wait you already like me, Was it really that easy?

I have love, now all I need to do is become popular for the full high school experience. My drawbacks disappear after graduation except for marriage. Once I've achieved that, I'll just make sure neither of us age ever again for an eternal comfy life.
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>>73490380
Love
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>>73487792
Copy from Princess Maker and have the options that decide how she grows up as training regimes and reactions to specific events. Raise her in the gym, she gets buff but loses some bodyfat. Feed her copious amounts of soul food and she'll get plumper in the right places. Teach her how to beat up her bully instead of doing it yourself and she becomes more tomboyish.
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>>73488523
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>oh wow another bully cyoa so cool
>you're not the one getting bullies
*sigh* at least I'll always have tok...
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>>73490782
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>>73486467
Maybe if their tech support army beats the kung flu army, the caste system will catch on elsewhere :P
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>>73486945
Because threads are being accelerated by a bunch of faggots so it got lost
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>>73490787
Why are you such a beta faggot anon?
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>>73490817
Lots of reasons but I think the most important one is complete sexual detachment from reality.
To put it into perspective, furfags are closer to reality than I am.
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>>73490797
>:P
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>>73486945
>perfectly good
>weebshit
pick 1
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>>73490782
>>73490788
this looks like shit
like if someone took a bunch of screenshots from a flash game
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>>73490512
I know this is the mental gymnastics thread but come on.
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>>73490896
god is a fairy confirmed
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>>73490948
Does that mean I ca waifu her¿
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>>73490380
Cash.
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Pick 1
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>>73490948
>>73490896
I don't get it
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>>73491061
this must be what it feels like to have the same name as a famous person
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>>73491072
everyone does unless you have one of those American celebrity OC names like blanket
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>>73491104
i don't and i don't
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>>73490380
Cash
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>>73491111
Debut it
What's your name?
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>>73491125
traditional in a small country
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>>73491147
>Small country
Unless it's a nation state then there's bound to be people with that name outside of it
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>>73491167
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>>73491174
not famous ones with the same name and surname as i do, in fact i am completely sure i have a unique full name if you count my second name
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>>73490380
I'll choose love, if uneven I'll just ask money for match making if even that just makes my life a lot easier.
Can cash 1,3,5,7,9 be used on objects you don't own? I know that would be theft, but hey if all you need to do is just walk around touching a parking lot at night and touch a car to gain a couple thousand in cash that's a pretty good deal.
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>>73491195
Yeah I'm sure no famous person shares your first name
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>>73491195
bullshit, probably some misspelled "oc" by some drunk relative
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any dominant trap cyoa?
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>>73490380
Cash.
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>>73491354
>Bottom gang
>Dominant
?
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I hate almost every single one of you, just wanted you to know that.
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>>73491302
nope

>>73491269
my first name only, it's sort of possible, though i've never heard of one, but a first name is not a full name
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>>73491386
I want to bottom not self insert.
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>>73485687
fruity drink, i need purpose
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>>73491072
>First name is shared by several state leaders alone
>last name has an entire disambiguation page on Wikipedia there's so many
>combined I share a first and last name with a famous botanic
Unless you're in one of those third world cultures where the name is actually a clusterfuck of your family history gender lunar month and whatever else then you'd need to have your name be invented on the spot for it not to be shared with someone.
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>>73491390
Just post your name fuckwit jesus
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What was that Nazi cyoa I vaguely remember?
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>>73490471
>Teacher
>Athletic
>Tall
>Pale
>Boyish
>Brown
>Short
>Assumed male

Pumped up kicks intensifies
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>>73485721
awesome
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>>73491485
>Assumed male
cringe
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>>73491441
"someone" is not "someone famous"

and what's unique is the combination of my first name, second name, and surname

>>73491453
>yeah um lemme just dox myself xD
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>>73491555
Oh shit, you're right with common knowledge you would reach a breaking point much sooner.
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>>73491390
bullshit, no way you have a unique combination without a meme name
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>>73491578
there's only a few hundred instances of my surname in the world, and while my first name is from the same ethnicity as my surname, my second name is not, which makes it really unlikely anyone else would have it, also google doesn't find anyone else by the same full name for what that's worth
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>>73487597
>Older, Already in Service, Cautious, Rescue and Extraction Service
I can barely remember what section I started in, all I know is at some point I started caring less about whether I died than if others did. The RES were glad to have me.
>Sharp, Resilient, Brawler, Natural Leader, Fearless, Tough Mind
It's a fine balance between snapping people out of panic and dragging them back from the front line. A good slap often does the trick.
>Lied about Age, Old Wounds, Stim Addict, Workhorse
I enlisted before the latest purge wiped my records. By my reckoning I'm due retirement twice over, as is I'm barely held together by drugs, grit and scar tissue.
>NCO, Enhanced Body Modifications
Well, that and gleaming chrome. Truth be told there ain't much meat left on me, shines brighter than any medal could.
>Submachine Gun, First Aid Kit, Lucky Charm, Comfortable Combat Webbing, Extra Stimulants
Prosthetics or no I'm too old for this shit. I mostly bellow orders or triage the fallen in battle.
>Blood Pact, Seasoned Veterans, Augmented, Forlorn Hope, Sternguard
The rest of the boys are much the same as me, with nothing of our own to live for we save the lives of others in the hopes they'll do better.
>Hated, Brutal Hazing, Divisional Oversight
Of course most of them don't. When young men give up we beat them near to death and they join us as revenants. There's nothing so terrifying as an omen of a wasted future.
>Addiction, In it for Life
I've fought more missions than I can count and doubtless will many more before death claims me. The stim doses get higher, the scars get thicker and my chrome dulls but out there at least one of the hopeless idiots I saved is living a good life.
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>>73485848
It's true.
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Any Hijabholic fueled hijab cyoa yet?
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CYOAs for this feel? https://youtu.be/fKZAWvs9qpY
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Just had a dream where I come see and you guys arrange hrt delivery to my house
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tfw born male
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>>73486078
Based
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>>73487352
https://imgchest.com/p/2bp45dl2y5l
this?
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>>73492387
I wish I was a girl sometimes so I wasn't so horny but girls can be very horny too so Idk, maybe I'll just become an asexual being.
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>>73492440
if you were a girl you'd just go on tinder and have a line of people begging to take care of your problem
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CYOA authors, thoughts on how you got your names? Struggling to decide between being a loser who gives himself a (cool) name or being a Chad who ends up with a shitty thread-given three-letter name like Derelict Station Anon and Stardust Anon and JRPGTraitor Anon and Black Magic Anon and...
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>>73492440
>asexual
Sounds based.
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>>73492464
Are you fucking daft or something? They all got a name based on the name of their work. Ergo, you will also get one. Retard.
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>>73492463
A line of men who had absolutely no clue how to make you feel good, and didn't want to make you feel good anyway. Female sexuality runs on different rules to men. It's way more about the whole atmosphere and your connection and the build-up.
What you really wanna be is a gay man. Hordes of equally thirsty, equally easy to please faggots desperate to get dicked and give you a dicking. Grindr is so fucking easy, holy shit.
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>>73492494
Are you mentally damaged? I know that. That's the whole point I was trying to convey. What's your confusion, inverted-IQ-kun?
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>>73492501
Feminist /cyoag/... now THAT makes me horny.
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>>73492464
I used a picture of Gilgamesh when talking about Zodiac Brides and it stuck
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>>73492501
ohnononono oh the humanity you have to try on 5 before picking one OH NO
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>>73492536
Try fifty, nigger.
>>73492531
Hmm, I COULD avatarfag to force people into giving me the name I want, but that seems even more lame. At leas you weren't doing yours deliberately.
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>>73492501
>did you just say women have it easy??
>well you're just gay lol point invalidated
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>>73492571
This man has more sex than anyone here combined.
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>>73490380
Cash
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>>73490380
Cash.
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NEW THREAD

>>73492603
>>73492603
>>73492603

Early threads stop the second mods work out that shitposting invalidates timing.
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>>73492464
My name is an old soviet military song reference, which I picked back in 2009-ish, and still use everywhere.
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>>73492099
A man of taste, I see.
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>>73485714
Still my fav
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>>73491167
What the hell is this
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>>73492647
Tankista, there. I doxxed you.
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>>73490380
Cash is easy to go for but Love is more important.
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>>73492626
So are you guys just going to pretend this isn't shitposting or..?
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>>73492626
You better hope this thread gets down in the pages before a mod notices
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>>73492725
>>73492664
If I misjudged things then I've misjudged them. The fact is that I'm sincere even if mistaken, the same can't be said for createfag.
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>>73492750
>there's some hypothetical person who MIGHT shitpost so i'll shitpost instead
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>>73492759
>>73492696
Yup, looks like I definitely made a mistake. You just can't win whether you stoop or not.
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>>73492797
>noooo how can they complain about my shitposting?!?!!?!
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>>73492387
It would change nothing.
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>>73492847
Every OP you mangle is a shitpost and you started these retarded races.
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>>73492626
STOP ALREADY WITH THIS ACCELERIONISM BULLSHIT
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>>73492700
Oh no. You got me.
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>>73492870
Replace tranny with whatever your special brand of delusion is
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>>73492882
hi
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>>73492571
Why the fuck did you think I was calling you gay. I was telling you that the easiest thing to do is be gay. Gay guys have the best sex lives of all time.
>>73492647
I guess I'll give myself a name then. I'd rather be called Tankista than My First CYOA Anon.
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>>73492188
Negative. Targets eliminated once they revealed their location through incessant selfie posting
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>>73491070
In many myths fae beings are weak to wrought iron/cold iron sort of like werewolves to silver.
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>>73491167
Autistii all the way. Fuck waifufags.
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>>73491481
Sure it was a cyoa and not one of Angles builds?
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>>73492626
Love how you retards just allow for this shit



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