Archives & Other Resources: https://pastebin.com/vrqYhnpuAllSync: https://cyoa.allsync.com/s/t6EgW8LqyMknt9dPrevious Thread >>73470178
>beat the faggot by one minuteGood. Now mods can't go "ooh but that one is the first one so therefore youre spam"
>>73481978>beating him at his own gameHow sweet it is
>in association withhttps://chyoa.com
>>73481993>>73481916>>73481978very subtle samefagtotally
>>73481916Don't acknowledge createnigger. He can shitpost all he likes in his shitpost thread.
>>73482021If only you were right
For the dude asking for gf cyoa last thread
>>73482166That one actually is pretty good.
>>73482040Can I pretend every other humanoid inhabitant of the hotel is an anime girl?
>>73482307>pretendYou mean Sartre
>>73482307With Sartre you can do anything just as I can mock you for your tastes.
>>73482307Imagine being normal and surrounded by 2D anime girls with those huge eyes and mouths. It’d be horrifying.
>>73482341With Sartre you could even turn Derelict Station into a hentai rapefest, if you are fugged up like that.
>>73482681Turn off name
>>73482681>>73482777God Almighty HIMSELF has ordered that you stop being a namefag
Would anyone interested in a magical waifu husbandry CYOA?What would you prefer to have a selection of waifus or to create your own?What would you like to see in it?
>>73482821>no>create your own>something that aren't waifus like powers or store managament or sum shit
>>73482821>What would you prefer to have a selection of waifus or to create your own?Selection is better in almost any cyoa. Create is alright only if you want to try out a really particular creation idea, like the "cook your waifu from 3 ingredients" cyoa.Generally, any cyoa where I have to choose whether waifu if blonde or brunette, or slim or oppai, would have been better of with waifu selection instead of creation.
>>73482777>>73482804Please forgive me for namefagging lol
>>73483060you got a bigger image? i can barely read that text
>>73483149That's as big as they come on reddit
>>73483060You got a smaller image? I can still read that text
>>73483166Thats as big as they come on the safe subreddit
>>73483351Damn, you couldn't even be bothered to read my reply to myself huh Mr. Anti-shitpost crusader.
Why do you want to ruin this thread, anonWhy. This is all I have.
Sugar Thrururururu oh honey honey tirururururu you are my honey tududududu
>>73483408I don't ruin it. I elevate it. To a higher state. An intellectual state.
>>73483465What a literal, low quality post
>>73483469Anon, you're driving people away. People aren't talking about cyoas any more. I'm not gonna have a place like this ever again
>>73483478Who has been driven away by Black Magic? If they have been driven away, they're most likely low iq high magic fags, and thus no one important. We need less of them here, really.
Have no fear, cyoag, I am here to save the thread with my fabulous OC.
>>73483523Your blm cyoa was much better, both as a shitpost and an oc
>>73483523I reject these answers. I choose something different. I choose the impossible. I choose...3
>>73483544BM you can scroll right past and ignore, it's usually just the one post, but even as a thumbnail this thing is a fucking eyesore.
>>73483544Where's your Black Magic build?
>>73483571do people actually think SIMPsons are funny?
>>73483589I'd say it's the same as jojo in regards to how you'll better enjoy it if you ignore the fandom around it.
>>73483560I never made one and I likely never will
>>73483605so it's a mediocre bland shit that's only enjoyed by simps and mental amoebas?
>>73483628Amoebas are cool, fuck you.
>>73483647yeah you sound like the type of retard that'd be impressed by them
>>73483693I choose Black.
>>73483693the tf2 community is just awful
>>73483678This cute chuuni is called Chaos chaos, and she doesn't need any other cells like some pathetic "multicellular" organism.
>>73483693>tfw my dad was born in 1964
>>73483736All this image does is make me realize most eldritch monster things are really just fuck-huge amoebas with magic powers.
Did this get an update?
>>73483736yeah and you need to have the intelligence of one to be impressed by that shit
>>73483465your picture is fucked anonon
>>73483786cringe no-fun anon
>>73483786Amoebas are very intelligent. You're just biased.
>>73483758Shoggoths are pretty much that.
>>73483555WTF HE KEEPS GETTING DUBS AND TRIPSMAYBE HE REALLY IS THE MESSIAH
>>73483469How long has Black Magic/Master of Magic posting been going on?
>>73483800>leftists actually believe thiskek
>>73483893reddits that way
>>73483693Red, a guy with something like "Billy Mays" at the top of the scoreboard is probably God-Tier, that fucking sniper is going to be the reason why being on the Blu team is miserable. Blu is likely going to be shit because of 3 people, the Pole, the rusky and jose.fernando.2006. The Pole and he Rusky are just going be awful to be around because if he's European, he's a toxic mic spamming cheating asshole. Jose is your typical gibus noob who doesn't even know what game he's playing.
>>73483465>>73483563>>73483847I don't get it.
Does anyone have the rest of this cyoa?
>>73483965>doesn't use his third eye to read the CYOAfuck off senpai, don't bother to comeback until you learn how to macgick you faggot baka
I did it
>>73484025here you go senpai, do you by some chance have a good space CYOA with magic and shit? i have tried to find one but none appeal to me
>>73484059You did it!
>>73484033>the emperor's new clothes
>>73484059congratulations you can now officially brag about having 50 GB of porn
>>73484059Nice. You can be one of our backups
>>73482821>interested in a magical waifu husbandry CYOA?YES!>would you prefer to have a selection of waifus or to create your own?Selection always adds more charm and character than create your own.>What would you like to see in it?Besides an angel loli? I enjoy pure waifu pickers just fine, but it's always better if the cyoa has something more to it. Even if it's just also picking a power to get, or a house to live in, or whatever.
>>73482821Creation > Selection
>>73484099You stupid rigger. He downloaded the entire allsync. All of it. 47 GB. He is now counted among the likes of Allsyncanon himself.
>>73484059How long did this take?
oh yeah, that happened
>>73482821A selection of waifu babies to create into the ideal. Basic frames to mold into what we want.
>>73484119And why is this an impressive thing?
>>73484158Don't remind me of this degeneracy.
>>73484143~14 hoursit got faster around midnight
>>73484176Honestly, I thought it'd be longer.
>>73484164People are just excited at the prospect of a backup.
>>73483509>A-ALL HATERS ARE HIGH M-M-MAGIC FAGSShut up, Lord Assmad is calling you for your daily assrape.
>>73482821>What would you like to see in it?Spoopy
>>73484230>genderbent anime boogeymanI hate weebs
>>73482821>What would you like to see in it?Fairies
>>73484025>average core>clean type tier 3>durability t2, body strencht t2, flexibility/agility t2, weight/speed t2, appearance t2, temperature resistance t2, self-repair t3>full-body core>rune of pride, rune of lust>puppet's strings>friendly competition, end the cult, relic hunter
>>73484158the fuck is that?
>>73483469Whats the point of such a wall of task in an image board
>>73484066I mean I guess this counts?
Remember to hide all Black Magic posts and any of their frequently used words like "assmad" and "low iq"Choke them out from their lack of (You)s and they'll die
>>73484317I don't think BM posting is that much of a menace to warrant such a reaction.
>>73484279You either read Black Magic or you stay cringe and unbased. Which will it be?
>>73484305>>73484324>page 2 is actually page 3>page 3 is the real page 2why do you do this?
>>73484336Yes it is, less shitposting and bait, the better.
>>73484276>>73484158seconding this, what am I looking at?
>see image in a cyoa>the image is also used in a completely different cyoa and it throws you offwhat do we do about this?
>>73484279Don't listen to the cumdrinkers and pigshit eaters
>>73484387You must have an aneurysm when you see good ol' regenecroc.
>>73484279>wants to be a wizard>can't even read one page of textngmi
>>73484317Assmad is probably just like using the Lord's name as a curse word, BM spammer made a pact with a demon named Assmad to enable his constant plague on this general. I literally just got 25 captchas, ouch
>>73484387we establish chronology who used it first and then politely ask the other person to change their image
>>73484445D E N I E D
>>73484391>he thinks all users of magic are degenerate wild hagssome are just larpers doing rituals in their basements
>>73484387Who gives a shit? There's plenty of images that get reused in CYOAs like >>73484408.
Hey guys, Jamal here.
Hey, hey lois
CYOAs for this feel?
remember this? those were good times
>>73484503please fuck my wife
>>73484521I recognise this thumbnail
us according to reddit
>>73484544and they're completely right
>>73484503wtf how do you have 4chan logo near your name. are you hiro?
>>73482821>>73484311Basically, all the degenerate pavlovian addictions we can inflict on them.
>>73484544It's accurate I'd sayt. Masochist
>>73484512>posing the thumbnail
Behold: the cyoa to filter half of /tg/
>>73484544perhaps a bit simplistic, but certainly going in the right direction
>>73484628I wish to be a black magician
>>73482166>Try not to pick contradicting sectionsas if you can stop me
>>73484628>limited phenomenal cosmic powerworship me anons, for i will shape you all into the shapes you all desire
>>73484683you'll still be miserable at the end of the dayCan't even get ice-cream from your dad
>>73484683All hail this guy. The guy who became god from a CYOA. Hail!
>>73484698why should i need icecream from my dad if i can create my own icecream and become my own dad, you know what scratch the last that's just wrong
>>73484544>reddit got to butthurt they had to make a response to the reddit cyoa within a day>in a subredddit that wouldn't exist without 4chan
>>73484544I really am different from other girls, though. I have a way bigger dick than most of them.
>>73484544I don't fit into this cyoa because i speak with my mom daily wat do?
>>73484524I'm putting together a team.
>>73484728Too late. You are your own dad.
>>73484628Take the right option, become a somewhat larger girl.
>>73482166>reddit shityou have to go back
>>73484749wow you live with your mother that breaks the steroetyoey
>>73484758Gamer girl bath water demon must be stopped.
>>73484698But you can get ice cream from yourself, and who needs ice cream when you can just induce the sensation of eating anything with your cosmic power
>>73484761well that can't be because you're still here
>>73484780coomer says i haven't spoke with women in years you dummy dum dum
>>73484628>Cosmic power>can't achieve anything listed under the little girl option>little girl option says that you get to keep your memories of you former lifeUhhhh
OC OC OC OC OC OC OC OC OC OC
>>73484836money so i can be a neet with 0 guilt
>>73484836Fuck it. Roll.
>>73484857ah damn. well that's still pretty cool
>>73484852Nice i guess
>>73484773>dramashityou have to get out
>>73484758>a jar>wizard's wand>halberd of historical revisionism>edgelord's crossbow>necromancer's shades>cloak of nighwalking>denim straight-cut jeans>taint-leather adventure boots
Anyone else miss the old 2014+ days of /cyoag/ when it had no title in the OP and cyoas were little known things and authors would post wips for feedback from a community that wasn't so shit mean and toxic? No of course not, because you dumb shit zoomer fucks from /b/, /v/ and /r9k/ and SDA's little penis club found your way here. This is why we don't have Ordion releasing literally endless not!Bethesda-type cyoas. You guys are poo in the fucking LOO
>>73484836Love. If I get a 0 then nothing will be lost.
>>73484836>cashi like money
>>73484911You are now Gay Cupid
Anyone miss the oldest days of /cyoag/ when nobody missed the older days of /cyoag/?No of course not, because those days never existed.
>>73484904Yeah I miss when we didn't have a discord megalomaniac controlling the thread
>>73484911Congrats, you're now cupid.
>>73484836>>73484923>>73484929Can I count myself as one of the people I'm touching?
>>>73484852 # >>73484857 # >>73484863 # >>73484899 # >>73484911 # >>73484922 #and you wonder why you're incels
I miss the days when black magic was top kino CYOA and low iq high magic fags didn't exist yet
>>73484952Money > Hoes
>>73484904/cyoag/ peaked during Conduit and Stardust discussions. Envious Redditors disagree.
Neet gf cyoa? If no I might make one.
>>73484928>controlingOh noes, someone made a new thread and dumped a few cyoa before fucking off, how will this general ever recover!!!1!
>>73484980Jesus Fuck, no, anon, no.However, it was charming in its own way.My personal fav era was just after the stardust period.
>>73484924Is there a guide on how to bait somewhere? How do all of these baiters come up with their bait? Again, 10 captchas
>>73484981I want to peel the dead skin off the space between her pussy and thighs :3
>>73484981no, go make
>>73484924>master bait>a sense of duty>modify the human race, help other>become a god
>>73484924Black Magic isn't bait though. Please rectify this error in your cyoa
>>73485001How dare you make me read that
You make this all go awayI'm down to just one thingAnd I'm starting to scare myself.
>>73484991Were you even here during Conduit? When the whole thread was in on discussions? There was never a time afterward where the whole thread felt collaborative and constructive.
>>73485053Yeah that sounds cringe. Master of magic is better than conduit
>>73485053I preferred it when it felt like a constant boilling churn of new content and new discussion and new shitposting.
>>73485039Anon, that skin is the best part of having a neet gf. It's like a flexible salt and vinegar potato chip~
>>73485053My theory is that back then, there were only a few authors but many readers. Now there's lots of authors who samefag and shit on other people's work out of jealousy.
>>73485077>Now there's lots of authors who samefag and shit on other people's work out of jealousy.Glad to see I'm not the only person who's been suspecting this...Mostly because I've had to fight the urge a couple of times myself.
>>73485060It's saddening that you never got to experience peak utopia /cyoag/.
>>73485001Hot as fuck
>>73484904Nigger off my fucking thread, you are a fucking faggot, fuck you.
Ordion did have a strange and very kino obsession with making the same kind of cyoa over and over and over again.....
>>73485053Sounds fucking boring, Conduit and Stardust are fucking boring and you are just a boring old fart. Leave if you are so bored.
>>73485092It's obvious as fuck, just look at Tok. The thread these past few weeks have been blissful in his absence, despite the minor argument here and then.
maybe I'll be Acheld>I'm already Acheldwhat about ZBG?>I'm already ZBGI'll be Tokhaar>Nerf Tokhaar!you're right so Aro>I wanna be AroI guess I'll be Ordion>I'm already Ordionthen I'll be Scottish>I already chose scottishI have an idea>what's your idea?you should make....>I'm not gonna make OCYOU SHOULD HAVE MADE OC
golden age!!! authors are LEAVING!!! THANK GOD
>>73485119See >>73485099Maybe next time you'll catch the trend before it got stale.
>>73485119>Conduit and Stardust are fucking boringWhile this is true, the threads weren't. I disagree with him, but I understand his point of view. Why are you samefagging btw?
Who the fuck is Scottish I never seen a cyoa by them?
>>73485130Trends don't even form part of this country. Now leave back to your backwaters shithole.
>>73485148I'm mostly Irish, if that counts
>>73485147He was a pedophile.>>73485148Scottishanon, look it up, Allsync, NOW
>>73485148you lack culture son, and that shall be your downfall
>>73485141I wish I could say tok but he just lost his trip and is very sad about it
Allsync more like sackshit
>>73484524Hey, it’s me!
>>73485173>>73485174Not him but I've been here for seven years and I also don't know who everyone is. I only found out who Ordion was a couple of months ago. How do you guys keep track?
>>73485194You take that back.
>>73485064What if you want a sour cream and onion flavoured gf?
>>73485156Perhaps people like you need to return to whatever shithole you came from, so that this place can go back to being about discussing fun aspects of CYOAs. Instead now it's just people like you shitting on OC most likely because no one's paying attention to yours.
>>73484992Just pick one of these and make the bait as low-effort as possible. Enough tries get you maximal bites
Does the allsync guy even post here?
>>73485202we don't, i personally just disguise myself as someone who knows a lot so that anons get outraged and correct me, that way aquiring more knowledge
>>73485202Scottish in particular is just mentioned a lot and I just happen to enjoy his work, there's probably really old authors, maybe even ones that still produce content that I don't remember or think about all the time. It's just taste, really, in your case specifically you have the virtue of not really caring.
>>73485092I have been suspecting this for a while too. There’s just some completely inane shitposters who target only a few authors each.
>>73485202By not being a low IQ ESL bird brain goldfish retard like you.
>>73485120Sure, if you ignore the thread shitposter and all his bitch-fit throwing when he doesn't get to rub out his own special snowflake pasta.
>>73485214Your argument doesn't work because I'm not an author, straight up kill yourself.I will now stop, because I respect the threads.Clown.
>>73485228>breadMan, fuck sourdough. Everyone says they like it but it just tastes like shit because it was made with literal rotten milk like Hershey’s chocolate.
>>73485268What do you mean? I love sourdough. Why are you so mean to sourdough.
>>73485258>Your argument doesn't work because I'm not an authorSure, I believe you, faggot. For the record, stop Reddit spacing. It's obvious that you're here to stir up shit. Newfags were a mistake.
>>73485268no bulli sourdough
>>73485274>>73485288NO NOT MY RANCID BREADARONIS NOOOOO
>>73485296Put on a name so I can filter you, sourdough bully.
>>73485296I wonder how you feel about cheese.
>>73485302You won’t do it you sourdough-munging coward
>>73484836LoveLET'S SEE WHAT WE GET BOYS I'M READY
how the fuck was this thread so fast
>>73485319>one off 0w e w
>>73485305Most cheese is shit too. At least some types don’t smell or taste rotten.
>>73485323The burgers are awake
>>73485311I've done it. I've filtered you. I bet you feel fucking powerless now. This is the power of sourdough.
>>73485293Why are you poor?
>>73485323Samefag mad he got beat to the punch and couldn't force his shitpost op
>>73485351Mark the posts that you think are the samefag, I'm interested what goes thru a head like yours
>>73485370obsessed, always so quick and consistent to reply
>>73485346I changed my name slightly you fucking LOSER
>>73485381Most of the replies to that rollshit that kept getting reposted that also got deleted this thread, for one
>>73485391yeah because calling a schizo a schizo is something only one man is capable ofchrist
>>73485399FUCK YOU. FILTERED YOU FILTHY FUCKING SOURDOUGH HATER. I hate you so much. I'm shaking with anger. I'm getting some sourdough to settle my nerves.
>>73485409>deleted post>bumping the threadcope
>>73485323You better let this thread get to page 8 before making a new thread.
>>73485418Why bother wasting a post to refute it then? Unless you had personal investment to reply every. single. time.
Why are you all so demented? The only person here with even a iota of brain is that devilishly handsome black magic poster. The rest of you are beyond stupid.
>>73485434Seethe, dilate, etc
>>73485447>if you reply to my crazy conspiracy theories that proves them correct
>>73485438Deleted post(s), you mean. Nearly a dozen replies to it went too, but not all. Funny that.>bumpsA post a minute while other convo was going on is bumping the thread? Go back or start making convincing arguments.
>>73485475still doesn't make a lock of sense
>>73485457>still trying to damage controlAnon, stop replying already
>>73485498>you replied to me that makes It damage controdelusional
>>73485495It's always so easy to spot you when your phone auto-corrects your seethe-typing
>>73484544The only problem with this is that I can't take Masochist twice
>>73485409The post which was saying the rollshit was being replied to be samefags got deleted, along with a bunch of samefagging which only started after their post.I believe the person complaining about samefagging was in fact a false flagger who samefagged themselves, to stir shit.
>>73485512>"I think X is a werewolf.">"WHAT, NO HE IS NOT, YOU ARE A LIAR AND A SCHIZO">"Why are you defending him?">"BECAUSE YOU ARE A SCHIZO, SCHIZO, SCHIZO, AWOOOO"k
>>73485548can't tell if schitzo or pretending
>>73485553It's been proven to happen before, with fatposter. That's the problem. We know it can happen.
I bet you he makes his shitpost thread at page 3 or earlier since he got cucked out of 4 with this thread.
Schiesse, take a shot every time the word schizo or a variant thereof is spoken in this thread. Actually, please don't, as you will die a painful death. WHAT IS UP WITH CAPTCHA TODAY!
>>73485577Nah, he’s afraid of someone beating him. He’s going to make it as close to 310 posts as possible, maybe slightly before.
>>73485615lmao based google shitting on the kr*uts
>>73485615>WHAT IS UP WITH CAPTCHA TODAY!Punishing you for being a gigantic, falseflagging faggot. Take a shot every time you accuse someone of being celt and off yourself.
>>73485623He's not that retarded, do it too soon and you risk the jannie wrath. It's a dangerous game these thread-makers play.
>>73485656Well it’s page 3 now so
Fresh bread, shitpost free >>73485687For now
>>73485449as a black magician, how do I seduce/bind a cute boy into submission?
>>73485697>it's okay when i do it
>>73485706Homosexuals go to hell
>>73484288>>73484305>>73484324Is this all of this CYOA? Checked the allsync but didn't see where the star wars ones were
>>73485763so do blacks and magicians and he's all three
>>73485796Never mind I checked imgur, apparently that's the whole thing.
>>73485763And so they receive bonuses to practicing the dark arts.
>>73482006This brings back memories of earlier times.Necia still best girl.
>>73485627I am American, I was just using a German curse word.>>73485636I don't accuse people of being Celt, I am a different person.
>>73485087>oh yeah, and I got the images from a reddit cyoaneck yourself
>>73485719lmao, stay mad you got cucked >>73485704AGAINAnd I can't tell what would be funnier, that you got btfo by a jannie or that you deleted your own thread out of fear of the jannie, lolfuck
>>73484544>This place is slowly poisoning you with misogynyJoke's on that dumb nigger. Knowing my mother poisoned me with misogyny.inb4 armchair psychologists quoting Freud
>>73482166Fuck them bitchesProblem SolverTelekinesisMental FocusIronic Sight Just Trust MeDark=CoolLife of PowerKilling will be easy with TK, and as I kill it'll only get stronger as well. Soon I'll get strong enough to fly and do other godlike shit I'll start a cult that'll supply me with virgins to deflower and human sacrifices. After enough charisma/strength boosts I'll just take over the world with everyone being a part of my cult, and those 6 girls will be long forgotten.
>>73482866Ok I'll add powers, housing and maybe your work or business.>>73482913Yeah I think the same most waifu creating CYOAs end up like that.>>73484093noted I'll add an angel>>73484104I'll see if I can have it both ways.>>73484159thats the idea I just think that babies is too young maybe like 10? still plenty of time to rise her.>>73484230who?>>73484250raising a waifu fairy?ok>>73484311>>73484569ok I'll add headpats!
>>73485148ScottishAnon is a major cyoa author, who often includes a mysterious narrator with a Scottish accent. He's the author of the "Guardians" series, "Night Ride", "Dark Crossing", and about a dozen other titles. Unless you're totally new, I guarantee you've seen some of his work.
>>73485235He posts occasionally, but follows the threads pretty closely. New CYOAs get uploaded almost immediately.
>>73485202Certain authors are very active, others have built up memorable reputations. Ordion hadn't posted anything for a while, so I'm not surprised you didn't recognize his name. He's not the only one, though. If you skim through the author list, most of them have disappeared on us - sometimes leaving major projects unfinished. People still want the third page to Sockminster's "Fairy King" . . . and he hasn't posted anything in years.
Hey, while I applaud the enthusiasm, would you guys slow down on making the new threads? I don't know if you've been over to the latest one yet, but all they've been discussing is bread.