"You have hair. Mommy says having hair is how you know something is safe to kill and eat."
>>66734762well, you look like your head is getting rapped by a bunch of snakes
>>66734799>tfw your scalp drops some sssick beats and sssschools you
>>66734762Why don't you eat this hairy DefinitelyNotARock first, it's like an appetizer
>>66734762>Snake tails, not just headsWhat the fuck
>>66734762Well that's just not true, there's loads of poisonous things that have hair. I don't wanna eat any tarantulas.
>>66734989Holy fuck human fighter fags are even worse than this fucking thread and it's pretty fucking cancerous.
>>66734762That is one deformed looking head you got there.
if you wouldn't a snek loli /tg/ might not be for you
>>66735017Monster quisling detected
>>66734979Turns out she's just got a bunch of snakes on her head and actual hair.Unless they're usually like that and keeping only the heads was Medusa's stylistic choice.
>>66734762You have hair too, snake hair. That means that either one of us gets eaten today.
>>66735260snek lolis are for hugs not fugs
>>66735711They are for both
>>66735711WhyNotB O T H
>>66734762I'd say your mommy might be a bit wrong on that. Danger comes in all sorts of forms. Learn this and you will live.
>>66735260Hug your snek, she appreciates the bodyheat.
>>66734979Maybe the tails grow out and then become heads?
>>66734979Some actual snakes got stuck in there, they thought it was one of those orgy.
>>66734762...Well, things that can think and talk aren't usually safe to kill and eat. They tend to object, and get some friends together to try and make you hurt. Sometimes even special friends who can swing a sword or sling a spell.
>>66734762"Yeah, and how did that end up for mommy? Oh right, she's a corpse a chamber over."
>>66734799Mommy said if you got mewt growing out mof your head its safe to kill and eat
>>66734762Yeah well my mama said anythin' that don't look like me gets a bullet in the head.
The last thing that tried to eat my species is a living mousetrap now. And the wolves fetch my slippers at night" "Now fetch your mom, i'm going to domesticate her next." "You can watch"
I haVe nO Hair SNaKe ChILd
>>66735260If you would fug a child living might not be for you
>>66734762Ah shi->And then the fighter was stone.
>>66738309HOLY FUCKING KEK
>>66734762"Well, it's true that most things with hair won't poison you if you eat them. But you should also be very careful about eating things that can talk. If something can talk, that means it's dangerous, because that means it's smart, and there's more of them. Where is your mommy by the way?"
Stop trying to make me spend crystals, Rayark, I already have enough healers.
Wouldn't you expect medusae to be herbivorous? How would animal husbandry or hunting work if they petrify everything? Unless they can digest the results somehow.
>>66738363Stop taking the internet so seriously and let people have fun.
>>66738945I remember one version where the snakes were the ones doing the petrifying, so she'd wait for them to fall asleep to do her hunting.
That's not hair. It's mold
>>66734762Do medusas have pubes or they just grow snakes down there too?
>>66734762>"Your mother is a short-sighted fool">nothinpersonnelvermin.gif
>>66737025My snek doesn't approve of being touched. She likes to hide in my shirt sleeves, though.
>>66734989Damnit Andreij! It's a child!You have to humanely decapitate it with a single swing!
Snek family values
*laughs in snek*
>>66735260Not gonna lie, her tail skin would make a great set of boots.
C U N N Y thread?!???!!!!!
>>66739578I didn't know Chris Chan still made comics.
>>66739653No. Snek thread. Post more sneks.
>>66739209She's tsundere for you anon.
>>66734762Don't make me do it.
>you have hairYe-yeah, loads of it, I don't need finasteride at all *cries in bald*
>>66739786First off, don't you dare compare Gob's art to CWC, the motherfucker tells a fantastic story with just enough art skill to do it well.Secondly, of course CWC is still drawing shit, he even did a few pieces for Shrek Retold.
>>66739811She's a cornsnake, they're too nice to be tsun. She's just shy. It took a month before she stopped immediately hiding whenever she saw me, and even now she tends to stop whatever she's doing and lay still or go hide when she notices she's being observed. Nowadays I often see her poking her head out of her hide and watching me whenever I walk past her enclosure or look at her, though.
>>66737166>sometimes even special friends who can swing a sword or sling a spell.Oh, our garden is full of those.
>>66740182Probably talking about domestic cats, which share a common ancestor with other big cats iirc, and dogs were the same.
>>66740197I meant of the webm. That guy seemed way too prepared with those bottle rockets.
>>66740217Probably had to deal with that shit before one too many times so now has bottle rockets to shoot at people.
>>66734762"You have eye lashes. They are hair. Does this mean I can kill and eat you?"
>>66739100Would make snake babies with. Also, why does she have tits? She's a reptile.
>>66734762>judgeholden.pngWhat now bitch
>>66740459"You are making an annoying deliberate conflation of you being physically able and/or willing to eat me with me willing to be eaten. While the latter is true, the former does not get automatically canceled out because of it.It's how adults try to emotionally and logically confuse little children into not wanting to do something.And mommy says I'm not a little child. I have a good in-tel-lee-gence score and sense motif skill."
>>66738945It turns out "turning to stone" is taken too literally, when the Greeks just meant that Medusae make their dicks "rock hard".
>>66734762You need to get your eyes checked.
>>66739086Fun is a buzzword
>>66740982go back to /v/
>>66739859Do what? Perseus used the mirror shield to peek around corners, it wasn't dangerous to Medusa at all.>>66740483When in doubt, it's venom sacs.
>>66740982>>66741117I need to find the "fun is not fun" /xcg/ screencap
>>66739086Inhale some nerve gas.
>>66740483>>66741685They're a creature of magic, literally mythological.
>>66735017It's the response this thread deserved
If centaurs have the marvel of natural engineering that is horse anus, what do lamias have to even compete?
That ain't no way to talk to your new daddy, is it girlie?
>>66734989This Post Best Post
>>66742057>not understanding that post actually made a very good and clear pointLet me guess, you also think games need "easy modes" and cheats so everyone can have accessible fun without ever needing to learn skills or be challenged
>>66742798Full-body hugs while holding hands and lovingly looking into each other's eyes.
>>66742798>>66743240plus lamia orgies
>>66742871Fuck off, Kano.
>>66743106Keep moving the goalposts my man, maybe you'll end up back on track
>>66735260All pedophiles need to kill themselves.
>>66742798In terms of lewd potential? A snake's whole body is pretty much one long mucle, so they're incredibly strong. A lamia could give an amazing full-body hug or massage.In terms of marvels of natural engineering? Pretty much everything. People kind of ake snakes for granted, given how commonplace animals they are, but they have a huge amounts of extreme adaptions and unusual traits. Snakes are actually really weird.
>>66734762Well my daddy taught me not to be ashamed of our dicks.
>>66743249I initially read that as "lamia ogres".
>>66743341Piss off, childfucker.
>>66735017My human fighter typically puts those extra hit points to use by getting up into antics or running a good spiel while the monsters rag on him. The no-nonesense human fighters are missing out.
>>66740982buzzword is a buzzword
>>66739966That's just cute, anon. What I'd give to see a series of pictures detailing that comment.
>>66747791I've been kind of planning on at some point drawing some comics about keeping pet snakes, with snakes replaced by snake-sized lamia, because that's how I roll. I just wasn't sure if there was an audience for it.I have drawn some cute sneks before, so it wouldn't be entirely new for me.
>>66748415I remember that picture, yeah. Shit man, if you draw a tiny, cute lamia sneaking peeks at her owner from her cage when he's looking away, then hiding herself when he does look, well I think that'd just make this the most adorable thread on /tg/ right now.
>>66748415That's fucking adorable (weird seeing that bust size with the thin noodle arms though). I'd read it if it would work with an rss feed.
>>66748573Sadly I don't have time to draw for thsi thread. It's midnight around here and I'll have to go to work tomorrow and will be spending the weekend at an anime convention, so by the time I get home this thread will probably be gone or past bump limit.
>>66748415>I wasn't sure if there was an audience for itare you retarded
>>66748925I have like 10 followers on DA and they barely comment on anything and seem pretty sporadic in liking my stuff, plus the occasional random people favouriting something I'm done.From what I've gathered, it seems what most people want to see from me is deep sea mermaid vore (and yes, I'm a little miffed I spent several hours drawing a picture with every deep sea mermaid I drew over the course of may in one picture, only to get two favourites total, while as soon as I include or mention vore the number at the minimum triples).
>>66749036fetish art is the easy path, yes, let's see some examplesalso deviantart is shit, and only sickos comment or favorite shit
>>66734762The fuck is with that nose? Are they trying to do some kind of snake-ish nostrils? Makes her look like a pig.
>>66749036>deep sea mermaid voreShit, I knew I've seen your work elsewhere on this board! But yeah, fetish stuff gets ez clicks (my barely-transformation-related fake Nethack comic on FA outperformed a dragon riding a Roomba in a third of the time), and people use DeviantArt to, well, look for deviant art. People will still read less sexual stuff, but you've gotta shill it a bit more.>>66749056What site would you suggest?
>>66749218>keeping an archivedeviantart probably>making a comicyour own dang website
>>66749036Vore is gross, I like deep sea mermaids sans vore.
>>66749036You just gotta draw for the only person who matters, man. You.
>>66734762Well your mommy also thinks it's fine to drink while pregnant so
>>66734762I have hair down there. It's safe to eat
>>66751453>and that's how Anon got his cock and balls bitten clean off
>>66751756About what you'd expect from a man thinking with his littler head.
>>66739086Fun Utilitarianism is bad for the same reasons Utilitarianism is.
>>66734762>That is actually an incredibly poor way to determine the viability of potential prey and your mother, though likely meaning well, is doing a poor job on her part. Please take this book and familiarize yourself with various animals described therein.
>>66734762"You mommy should've explained to you that not everything with hair is safe to eat. Some things with hair go around killing and eating really dangerous things. Go back to your mommy now little one, and leave this old war horse to his dying fire and lukewarm ale"
>>66734762Child, do you need your eyes checked? Also, that is a terrible and dangerous oversimplification your mother made...
Here's a much cuter snek loli than op pic.Now, would you let her eat you?
>>66754886>not snake lower halfWouldn't even let her endosoma.
It's a wig, kid. But you're welcome to try: I've been told more than once that my dick is a choking hazard.
>>66734762You've got snake hair, so I guess I can kill and eat you, right?You think I should go by your mommy's advice and safely kill you?
>>66738363BuT sHe'S aCtUaLlY 1000 yEaRs OlD
Speaking of hair, how would repunzel manage her hair?
>>66734762>tfw baldfags confirmed for FUCKING INVINCIBLE
>>66738309Ah yes, I remember when the mighty cat used to hunt down human beings>and the wolves fetsh my slippers at nightAnd the wolves find you in the woods at night, and eat you. Medieval people still feared wolves, and you can tell; they're always something to be scared of in stories.
>>66735711You fool! Do you want her to crush you to death?
>>66743886...This is a vore prelude pic, isn't it? Sigh...
>>66740140Yeah, the last medusa we met said the same. Wizard turned HER to stone and gifted the statue to some noble.
>>66740754>A tuna walks into a sushi restaurant, says to the chef, "hey, you killed my father." Chef says to the tuna, "that's my business fish." Tuna thinks about it and says,"then i challenge you to a game of chess and if i win, you stop being a chef forever." "And if i win" asks the chef. "You can feed me to your customers" tuna replies. So the chef and tuna play chess. Tuna loves to play chess, so in a few moves the chef was checkmated. "Well, looks like i win" says the tuna. The Chef nods and plunges his knife into the tuna's belly. "But i won" says the tuna as he feels the knife wiggling into his guts. "So did your father" says the chef. Morale of the story - shut up and hide when you are around someone with a very big knife.
>>66757229Not as far as I can tell. Or at least I've never seen a follow up to that picture. Although from the picture it seems likely that the guy is about to be killed by lamias.
>>66757084>Ah yes, I remember when the mighty cat used to hunt down human beingsWell, in DnD setting, based on the stats, a housecat has slightly higher than 50 % odds of killing the average peasant in a fight, and considerably higher if it gets the drop on them.
>>66739187Why has nobody answered this very important question yet?
>>66740140>Unsheaths mirror shield
>>66758605I was going to say "just have the cat do nonlethal damage" and then I thought about how a cat knocking out a person would be equally dumb.
>>66757084Attacks on humans by wolves have always been rare, Medieval people were superstitious more than anything.
>>66760451Yeah we'd never do the same
>>66760474I wasn't condemning them, offended one.
>>66760496Shut the fuck up
>>66734989>1d8 damageOh no? You what? Barely scratched her?
>>66739888CWC is a she nowDon't be hateful
>>66760515>He plays DnD
>>66758978>>66739187I remember seeing a series of monster guy/girl comics somewhere on the internet where it made a joke that ALL hair, including leg and arm hair, is snakes. Thousands and thousands of tiny snakes.I have no idea how to find the image again.
>>66735260I would fuck the snek mom and the snek older sister, but lolis are for degenerates.
This question has always bothered me but how do the hair snakes poop?
>>66761076The hair snakes do it the same way they eat: they don't.
>>66734989>Boss, you killed a child?>amazing work. Mission complete. That's why you're the boss. The one and only.
>>66743886>>66758573Anyone know where that pic comes from? My googlefu is weak...
>>66735017>Monster child threatens you >WHY DID YOU KILL HER??????????????????This shit kills me everytime. Even if shes not actually dangerous, she just refer to you as food. Would you really take your time and investigate what she means? Well, if you have a caster that can bend reality and time, to prevent bad endings, then you may be justified, but this ithe guy is lone crossbowmen, for fucks sake.
>>66735017Blow it out your ass, monster food. It doesn't matter if it's cute if it's still a guaranteed danger.
>>66737025>Okay, but only if you hug me first.
>>66734762Baby Hitler would like to have a word with you.
more /d/ monstergirl shitniceepici like it
>>66761750More newfags who don't know the history or nature of the board and will get up their ass and pretend to be superior for that lack, huh?
>>66761817learn the history of a building and go jump off it
>>66761855I expected nothing from you and I'm still let down.
>>66757016Lots and lots of pulley in her tower so that they don't litter the ground
>>66758605This reminds me of elona
>>66761527It's the hfy-tier mary sueness which he's referring to, not "why did you kill her".
>>66761861Let yourself down a gallows, plebeian.
>>66756718Well, I need to know the story of this skeleton with a dick.
>>66764358There's a reason why it's called a boner anon.
>>66764358Skeleton bard wanted to keep boning even in undeath. His Muse also wanted to pork him, so she gave him a summonable dick
>>66734762Your mom is a cunt
>>66767099Oh, like in Undertale? Handy.
>>66760789I'm really into this ngl
>>66769133Noo, those poor sneks!
>>66748415I follow you on DA, love your stuff! >>66751152This, exactly this.
>>66752667He gave her head, expecting her to give him head.
>>66743886Tell me more about weird snake adaptations.
>>66734762>DC 17>Paladin with fort 25Are you lost, little one? ok, lets go search your parents.
>>66771667>mfw they grow into normal snakes to explain why gorgon lairs are snake ifested
>>66772551If you compare snakes to legless lizards, which are literally just lizards but with no legs, and probably pretty similar to early ancestors of snakes, snakes have a lot of unique traits. Their is actually very short compared to their body length, unlike with legless lizards whose tail is about half their length, and their bodies are far more flexible. Snake organs are all essentially stretched and squashed to fit such a long, narrow body; most snakes also only have one very long lung (boas and pythons, which are some of the most primitive snakes, have two, but one is much smaller than the other). Bones of a snake's skull are connected with flexible cartilage, letting them open their jaws to about 180 degrees, move the left/right and upper/lower part of their jaws independently, and swallow things considerably larger than their head (a snake has no big issues swallowing an animal up to 1,5 times wider than the widest part of its own body), and their digestive system is extremely effective, capable of breaking down even bones, which most other animals would find indigestible, and doing it extremely quickly (some snakes can eat their own weight every day, and even my cornsnake goes from having a noticeable bulge after feeding to practically no sign of feeding the next day, and usually defecates 1 or 2 days after that). Despite that their metabolism is extremely slow, allowing them to go weeks to months, sometimes even years, without food (though most snakes should ideally eat once a week to twice a month).
>>66734762"That's nice, but first go ask mommy what a were-mongoose is."
>>66734762Sweetheart, you have eyelashes and we raise chickens for food. I love her desperately but Nanny has some issues so think about what she tells you alright?
>>66734762You don't have to say kill before eat. Brevity
>>66773106...So, what I gather from that is that lamias are the perfect vore-monstergirls.
>>66740182Cyclists are cocksuckers and this one had fireworks.
>>66769133I hate it
>>66760607Dude we get it, that obscure 1970's TTRPG you play with all of your sweaty gross friends is better and more fun than D&D
>>66777815Only because you pretty much never see monstergirls based on deep sea fish.Lamia with abilities of an actual snake would be pretty scary, though, especially if the'd have a tendency to enter "food mode" like some snakes do. Sure, if your kingsnake mistakes you for food it's mildly annoying, but if your lamia waifu does that you're dead.
>>66734762"Jenkins, lass with snakes, five round rapid."
>Warforged Fighter>Already made of stone"What are you going to do, turn me more stone?"
>>66777196I have over a dozen vorefics standing in opposition to that sentence.>>66780616>"I wasn't talking to you. You don't have hair, clearly not for eating."
>>66780801>"I wasn't talking to you. You don't have hair, clearly not for eating."But he has. He scalped some guy and now wears his hair it as a wig.
>>66769133holy kek sent help my sides exploaded
>>66734762Finally, a time when my premature baldness is useful.