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>Last Thread
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>>66732938
He tried, repeatedly. Lorgar always ignored him. Monarchia was literally Lorgar's project to convince Emps that religion was good and that he WAS a god and should accept worship, despite everything he had been told in the past. That's why it was made so grand and autistically perfect, to try and make a perfect planet and show Emps the supposed benefits of being taken as a god and that religion would grant.
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>>66733304
Leave shitty arguments and old shitposting chains in the old thread.
When a thread dies, there is not last word after that. That's basic board etiquette. Trying to have the last word in the new thread is immature
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Dang it, didn't manage to get it before the entry. Got the Thread posted though.

>>66732874
>Mean? It already applies to skills even before we develop them right?
It's a clarification for a dude who wanted a explicit ability to train skills outside the Gauntlet.

>>66732876
>Just making sure but Kamigawa's Jumper of Flesh and Spirit is supposed to work like the excerpted parts of these perks right?
More or less, yes. Granted it means different things, a being formed of personal reality is quite different from a person who unites with the god of their existance.

>>66732918
It's baked into the Origin itself. Sorry if that wasn't clear.
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Astartes Part 4 makes me want to jump Astartes.
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>>66733350
Absolutely nobody cares about your autism.
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>>66733304
>He tried, repeatedly. Lorgar always ignored him. Monarchia was literally Lorgar's project to convince Emps that religion was good and that he WAS a god and should accept worship, despite everything he had been told in the past. That's why it was made so grand and autistically perfect, to try and make a perfect planet and show Emps the supposed benefits of being taken as a god and that religion would grant.

And the Emperor made him look like a demon instead, Besides it matters not since the Emperor Logar like that like he did with all his other sons

>>66733369
Part 4 is released? Hell yeah
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>>66733375
>Standard board culture and etiquette is autism
I hate tourists
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What is your jumper's favorite beverage?
If it's some basic bitch Earth soft drink, you are an unimaginative rube.
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>>66733376
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2B6de1Geks
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>>66733376
>the Emperor Logar like that like he did
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>>66733402
Pepsi.
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>>66733417
Sorry, I meant to say that the Emperor made Logar like that

>>66733406
Thanks anon
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>>66733363
Hey Gaunlet, did you know about pic related? I know I sure didn't.
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>>66733402
I'm part of the Jumper Perfect Coffee Conglomerate, the True Tea Treaties, and the Sublime Soda Solution. All of which are Jumpers trying their damnedest to make the VERY BEST BEVERAGES! I have yet to find the perfection for my Palate but for now it's good that I try.
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>>66733438
*Has PTSD flashback*

I wasn't even in 'Nam.
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>>66733432
Lorgar became like that of his own choice.
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>>66733363
>It's a clarification for a dude who wanted a explicit ability to train skills outside the Gauntlet.
Huh, odd. Thanks for answering!
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>>66733443
>All of which are Jumpers trying their damnedest to make the VERY BEST BEVERAGES!
How's the ginger ale?
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>>66733430
You are a boor, a cad, and worse.
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>>66733402
Waifu breast milk
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>>66733402
Think it was some kind of lemonade based drink with multiple super fruits, but it's been forever since a chain where I had that. Super fruity, sweet and sour though.
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>>66733457
I'm sorry, but if it makes you feel any better it reminds me of the old TMNT games.
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>>66733402
water
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>>66733485
>Huh, odd. Thanks for answering!
Basically what I said but hey some anons ask for the darnest things.

>>66733503
>How's the ginger ale?
Not my area of expertise. I'm working mainly in the Coffee Conglomerate but I support all Jumpers out there who want good meals for the frankly terrfying palates that we'd likely have were all this a real thing.

Also I just had that moment where I thought about how every time I have a power locking drawback it must Flowers for Algernon my senses for a bit and shuddered.

>>66733537
Yes. Yes it do.
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Right. Reposting, sorry for potentially starting a Quirk Marriage shitstorm (not like that's new for this place at any rate).
My current Quirk Marriage is a duo with Urn Pell and Transfer. Current process is 'absorb material through skin, adding to internal stockpile. While internal stockpile is maintained, can take on traits of said material (e.g. absorb iron, become iron man, not Iron-Man). Can extrude material out of skin in various shapes, e.g. spontaneous scalemail, spikes, or more complex shapes.'

With MHA's update, I want to add two more Quirks into this thing. Right now I'm debating between:
>Weld (weld things together at a single point of contact)
>Lock Down (lock things spacially meaning no motherfucker can move them)
>Dark Shadow (maybe gathering enough material lets me create a Stand)
>Atmosphere (something something "inhale to fuel internal furnace to change or modify stockpiled materials"? I dunno I might use Atmosphere for something else)
>Sentry System (gain awareness of area around previously absorbed and extruded material)
>Gigantification (grow size with more absorbed material)

Potentially being drawn towards Weld and Atmosphere (assuming I'm thinking correctly on how Atmosphere would incorporate itself), but looking for a few other opinions before setting.

Pic unrelated.
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>>66733467
I was about to go on some autistic rant about how the Emperor created each of them for one purpose or another and how Magnus was a prime example, but that seems pointless. So I'll concede, for now. You win this time anon
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>>66733402
Estus. Tastes like fire and spiced cider.
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>>66733598
You know it’s probably made of undead ash right
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>>66733402
Mead made with my wife's honey.
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>>66733564
Get Weld and Lock Down. Go full GMod.
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>>66733402
Coke.
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>>66733363
>More or less, yes.
Not that anon, but if that's the case, then why did you say JoFaS wouldn't allow you to access the full extent of your Hollow powers while still enfleshed?
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>>66733609
So it tastes like friendship too?
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>>66733609
Nah mate, it was established long ago that it's Firekeeper pee.
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>>66733560
>Yes. Yes it do.
Wait, are you actually going to go through the game?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6jOU-H-gB4
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>>66733647
Yes officer this cannibal right here.
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>>66733402
Apple cider. Milk is a close second.

>>66732895
That's fine. Really, I'm after copying everything BUT Exalts, just good to know my limits.

>Infernals can copy a Lunar's character sheet entirely at level 4
Really? Damn, that explains why Lunar's have that Essence 10 thing that just makes them... huge.
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>>66733645
I think because I was talk circles in my head? Could you find the quote for that one so I could answer it properly. As a person who took JoFaS you should be able to pull that off. Past-Gaunlet is an idiot I'm guessing.

>>66733695
I tried. It got annoying after a little bit, I don't actually recall why though.
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>>66733598
It tastes like fire, bone ash and the souls of dead waifus.
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>>66733755
Dang it pic you will stick!
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>>66733622
>Go full GMod.
Okay not gonna lie this is actually really tempting.
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>>66733738
The saddest part of that charm is how it tries to claim Isidoros sees it as an affront. Considering the achievements of Lunars and the scale Isidoros operates at, it just sounds like a long time ago Isidoros stepped on a Lunar in battle and the Lunar tried to make up a cooler story about how it.
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>>66733402
... Okay so does Bouillon count as a basic bitch Earth soft drink? Because the stuff used to be sold in soda fountains back in the 1900s, and I adore the stuff.

Warm, savory, salty, and beefy are all wonderful flavours.
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>>66733780
>Dang it pic you will stick!
Are you sure you're not just retarded? No one else seems to have this problem.
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>>66733809
he's a namefag
they're always retarded
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So is someone claiming Darling in the Franxx? Seems like there's suddenly a bunch of people wanting to do that one.
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>>66732349
So if my Jumper's body soul and mind were one thing and he was already immune to illness would I be better off not taking immortal smoke and instead taking a custom power that makes his soul conceptually durable?
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>>66733852
Waifufags.
Disregard it for now, they'll lose interest in a month.
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>>66733876
Yeah but I wanted to do it as well, so I wanted to check if someone is actually claiming it or not.
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>>66733787
I can totally agree with that. Seriously one of Isidoros big things is he's basically oblivious to things that get in his way because he makes them get out of his way, usually by tamping them underfoot without ever even acknowledging them.

>>66733809
I agree with >>66733825 in order to stay humble.

I mean let us just break this down.

I'm a Namefag on a mostly anonymous site, thus I must on some level be a bit of a attention whore.

I have a trip so I could just use that but I have to put on a persona, again the whole attention whore thing.

So, yeah in a way I act weird and try to be wacky in order to make my persona of this more valid/memorable because I don't have the raw talent of Konata who can just throw a few lines down with a Pic and legit have me tearing up/busting a gut/etc. and thus I have quirks. Also Konata-Anon is great read her stuff.

Or all of the above is Anon Pandering and I'm just fucking with people.

:^)
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>>66733876
Are you incapable of enjoying anything?
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>>66733910
MY HEART IS A COLD AND FROZEN LUMP OF SALT AND SHIT
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>>66733807
>Bouillon
It's literally broth.
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>>66733759
I feel like the taste can’t be TOO bad because DS3 Onion Bro makes soup out of it.
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>>66733948
Yes. So is tea and coffee.

What's your point?
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>>66731301
Sorry anon.
Not feeling much enthusiasm for it, so lapse in creative process for the time being. I'll keep working on it as time goes on, but if somebody else finishes it before I do then that's just how it works out.

Mostly been working on a more personal project in the meantime. Don't expect it to get accepted anywhere so I'm a bit more free with it.
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>>66733962
It has no carbonation bro.
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Who would make for a good adoptive mother for Fate Abigail Williams?
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>>66734029
Just grab Luvia
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>>66734006
male caliidus exist ok
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>>66733865
Assuming you mean conceptual durability in the sense that your soul won't get hurt by anything short of conceptual hax, that's pretty much how Hourai immortality already works.
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>>66733755
>I tried. It got annoying after a little bit, I don't actually recall why though.
Oh, that's why you were sad.

Been meaning to ask, but why does True Mibu not have a 100CP item?
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>>66734048
>cares about genders
>in 2019
Just shapeshift you coward.
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>>66734048
He's too much of a fucking asshole to accept that.
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>>66734063
Balance for True Mibu getting the Crimson Eyes Free was that I left out the 100 CP item.
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>>66734006
>>66734048
>And once you relent on this, I'll have more ammunition to shitpost you with about human options!
>YOU CAN'T WIN!
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>>66734082
He already said if someone else finishes then it is what it is. Put that effort into making a jump instead of shitting your pants and bitching all the time, you cuck.
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>>66733807
I been thinking of brewing it for a to go breakfast but never do.
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>>66733904
One anon was asking about whether someone had claimed it last thread and said that they might wanna make it if no-one else was, but they never officially said words to the effect of 'I am making this', so I'm not sure. Here's the post from the last thread >>66725944
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>>66734117
Why should I bother given you people will never accept it because of """shitposting."""
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What are some settings where humans are on the bottom of the food chain and in a bad situation?
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>>66732725
I only have things set up inasmuch as I've decided what goes where. Nothing is actually fluffed out.

After it's done I'm probably going to work more on A Girl Adrift. My progress on that is actually locked by my progress on the game itself, which is slow going.

>>66732903
More tv tropes and wiki's, but yeah. I'm planning on offering the temple where he gets sealed as well as some of the robots from SS proper on account of them being old as fuck and thus fitting right in.
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>>66734025
Soft Drink as a term means nonalcoholic drink. The terms meant to contrast with how Hard Drinks are alcoholic drinks.

The modern definition of it meaning carbonated drinks is because of advertising, trying to make a single marketing term to apply to carbonated drinks due to how many different ways there are of referring to them.
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>>66734153
If you're not going to put your money where your mouth is then you can fuck off. The claim is open, you have no one to blame but yourself.
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>>66733402
Gamer girl pee.
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>>66734119
It's kinda annoying to make, needing hours of simmering the meat.

It does make for a tasty breakfast though.
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>>66733962
Vanilla and chocolate coffee is just a fancy three bean soup.
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>>66734053
He was asking about Immortal Smoke, not Hourai Immortality. They work a bit differently now.
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>>66733402
Probably some celestial alcohol from Exalted.
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>>66734029
Nursery Rhyme.
Jack.
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>>66734211
You could always use instant.

You know.

If you like heresy and heartburn.
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>>66733564
An internal furnace sounds like a neat premise, but I think Temperature Modulation might work better than Atmosphere.

What about adding Temperature Modulation and Creation/Edge Master/Overhaul? That'd probably give you a focus on reforging your stockpile in to whatever you want.
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>>66734262
I said mother, not sisters
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>>66734263
Yeah, instant isn't that bad when you don't want to chisel off a chunk of frozen broth to heat up.

But one of the benefits to making your own is that you get really tender meat out of it, perfect for making other food with.
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>>66732349
>[inarticulate loving noises about my fiancee]
K E K
E
K
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>>66734262
>having other lewd lolis be a mom for another lewd loli
Well I'm sure there's no way that will end poorly.
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>>66734278
You did.
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>>66734029
How about another hot blonde with a super powered dark side?
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>>66734165
How's Campione?
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>>66734345
I'm hoping he's dropped it, since that setting has killed multiple jumpmakers so far
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>>66734345
Well, Ric is gone so it's now entirely mine again.

This is not a good thing.
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Why is the Dragonblooded Items section so expensive? Even the minor tiny things start at 200 CP and there are no discounts/freebies. Aren't they the Exalted with the easiest access to Artifacts?
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>>66734116
Sadly, unironically true.
Even if there are male Callidus and he is wanting to concede, he's fucked because as soon as he does he becomes a shitposting target.

Which is weird because he doesn't engage them.
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>>66733402
Exotic mixed drinks, comprised of off-world ingredients.
You don't realize exactly how comprehensive a collection of 'Berries' can get until you really sit down and grasp how broad the term is stretched in terms of that produce. A little experimentation with time-dilated fermentation and a bit of splicing here and there, and the drinks get pretty interesting.

If they had to pick one, it'd probably be the Golden Apple hard cider with Chesto/Mint berry puree. Distilled for nigh absurd alcoholic content, condensed power-boosting property, and the berries take the sluggish feeling out of being inebriated without actually killing the buzz.
Sometimes served infused into a Turbo Ether like a jello shot.

Not Jumper's greatest technical marvel, but certainly a solid choice from their consumable craft.
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>>66734393
They're just furries who are mad that Skaven outed them. BeastAnon's playing 4D chess with their heads.
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>>66734344
Who?
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>>66734393
I just want canon compliance
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>>66734441
No no no, they're really Lizardmen pretending to be outed furries so they can chase the hated ratmen off the drive.
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>>66734393
All I wanted was a human option for Gaves.
He couldn't offer that for Beastmen or for Skavenslaves.
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>>66734485
Shut the fuck up, lizard.
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>>66734506
>he doesn't bitch about demanding human options in Ogres or Lizardmen, or even the Goblins jump
Wanna know how we know you're full of it?
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>>66734513
Fuck off warmblood.
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>>66734379
Because the jumpmaker left before doing updates they planned for Solars and Dragonblooded.
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>>66734530
>or even the Goblins jump

hey Gaunlet. Add a human option to Greenskins.
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>>66734555
It has one already. Good luck with that.
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>>66734467
Salem, from RWBY. She took a dose of DARKNESS to the face and has been dead set on killing the gods (and ruining everything her husband tries to do) ever since.
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Where can I go to be a snake? Or jumps where I can do a sorta snake-ish theme?
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>>66734571
Look at that. Gaunlet being a POLITE and POSITIVE jumpmaker has already accounted for what Anon wants.

And yet BeastAnon's too much of a cunt to even add a CANON GENDER OPTION for Assassinorum.
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>>66734577
>Evil Overlord List item no 34
>I will not turn into a snake. It never helps.
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>>66734581
>Gorknmorka [+600]: Okay here’s the deal. First, you are human, back to the very form you started this journey out in to be particular. Second, all abilities, perks, supplements, items, and other stuff not from this Jump have been sealed for the duration of this Jump, learned stuff is still there though it might or might not work. Third, you now have an objective: Find your tribe of Greenskins, beat the Boss who is currently leading them, lead the Greenskins to a brighter future culturally and as a society. Once that’s done you have to become the biggest and
greatest tribe to every WAAAGH! In the Badlands. You have eighty years to make this happen.

So anon wants to get screwed over, have all his powers removed to where not even Body Mod works, and get a near impossible task to boot. This is what you want.
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>>66734577
There's a perk to make you one in Waltraute.
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Got a question about MHA, probably a dumb question but questions are free.

Are the perks discounted for their relevant origin? Just looking through it and it isn't mentioned which makes me presume the answer is no.
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>>66734577
There's at least a couple jumps which can let you become a snake youkai, if that counts. Pocky & Rocky lets you be pretty much any youkai, and I think Okami does as well with bonus alien demon powers?
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>>66734616
It always helps! Besides, I still say Jafar totally had Aladdin when he was a snake.
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>>66734577
Redwall
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>>66734616
The Evil Overlord List is for chumps who want to win. Winning is awful. Once you kill the plucky band of heroes and finish terrorising the world you run out of ideas fast and just sit on your throne. At least having a bunch of meddling kids throwing spanners in your plans to institute a global reign of terror gives you something to do every week.
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>>66734577
Generic Universal Monsters; you can even become a were-snake with the 400 CP perk, but the 200 CP perk for the Bestial line gives you a large animal altform.
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>>66734006
Moving on from shitposting, what's the secret project?
It can't be that bad.
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>>66734660
>The perks purchasable below are discounted by 50% of their listed price for the matching Origin.100CP Perks are instead Free for the matching Origin.
It's at the top of the Perk section.
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>>66734616
Jafar would like a word with you. Turning into a giant snake worked out great for him. Turning into a genie, on the other hand...
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>>66734006
Do not answer >>66734743
Whatever you post is guaranteed to cause more shitposting.
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>>66734751
Eyes are fucking wasted on me I swear, cheers though.
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>>66734775
No problem dude, you have a good time.
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Do we have a swtor jump? I wanna make it but i don't want to be rude.
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>>66734811
Brutus has it claimed.
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>>66734865
and hasn't produced a WIP in over three months
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>>66734865
That sucks. i had a couple of ideas, :(
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>>66734873
Nothing in three months?
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>>66734811
>>66734879
>doesn't even know how to capitalize correctly
>uses emoticons
Ideas, maybe. Good ideas, though? Unlikely.
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>>66734919
Absolutely nothing.
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Reminder that YJ_Anon is the person who thinks it's okay to make you the most powerful person in the setting for 1000 CP.
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>>66734939
Dude, the Triforce of Courage only costs 400cp.
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>>66734939
Reminder that Valeria does the same thing and the thread gets off on her stepping on them.
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Does having a dedicated shitposter mean I’ve finally hit the big leagues as a Jumpmaker?
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>>66734939
What a coincidence! I do too. If only because it makes all of the retards with no self-control extremely butthurt.

If you don't want to be the most powerful thing in the setting and you buy the ultra expensive perk that makes you the most powerful thing in the setting... I've got some bad news for you.
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>>66735050
No
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>>66734393
>>66734441
No, this happened back when I was working on Nioh as well years ago.
At this point I'm just attributing it to being born unlucky.

>>66734743
Sorry, but saying anything's just going to cause problems. That and if I post it it will be considered a claim, so we're avoiding that.
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>>66735050
Yes, kind of a monkey's paw thing though. You were already in the big time since like years ago.
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>>66734974
If you bought Triforce of Courage jump 1 in TP, would it be better to go Drop-in or Adventurer?
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>>66735066
fuck
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>>66735069
>Nioh
Work on it again, please. PLEASE, I NEED IT.
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>>66734921
And ends his sentence with a fucking comma.
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Exalted Dragonblooded waifus?
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>>66735074
That it is. Thanks man.

>>66735081
IMO, Drop-In. Adventurer is handy, but if you follow the canon events then the 400 and 600 CP perks aren’t really all that useful for survival, whereas the same can’t be said for their equivalents in the Drop-In tree.
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>>66735095
No you don't.
According to 99% of the internet you should be wanting Sekiro. If you don't want Sekiro over Nioh you're somehow gaming wrong and need to stop.

No I'm not bitter. No of course not.
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>>66734576
>and has been dead set on killing the gods
I mean, to be fair, she tried to kill the gods before the Darkness to the face thing.
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>>66735081
Definitely Drop-In. Adventurer offers some neat stuff, but the sheer utility of Drop-In's perks over time is well worth it. It's items are rather useful too, especially the bottles and Cave of Ordeals.
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>>66734999
Funny that you say that when I've criticized both Valeria and YJ_Anon for always supporting Valeria.
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>>66735157
Maybe our opinions would change if you made the Nioh jump.
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>>66735157
Well they're not wrong, but DMCV already does Sekiro's gimmick better, and Ghost of Tsukishima is fucking shovelware at this point in time.
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>>66735157
I want Nioh anyway.
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>>66735050
As a jumpmaker with significant presence on both QQ and SB, you are one of the most likely to have been compromised. Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if you've become a Discordite.
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>>66735050
I'm 80% sure this started the thread/moment you said you didn't have a dedicated shitposter, because a thread after SJWanon shit happened.
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>>66735069
>Nioh
I was hoping to forget that game existed just so I wouldn't remember how I'm still stuck on the bat boss. It took buying and playing through three different souls style games before I realized I suck at them.
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>>66735229
>It took buying and playing through three different souls style games before I realized I suck at them.
I've found that getting good at monster hunter comes with being decent at souls games.

Except for the Duke's Dear Freya fight.
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>>66735170
>Valeria and YJ_Anon for always supporting Valeria.
One of the better shitposts I've seen, if intentional.
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>>66735157
>>66735174
Just my opinion but it's kinda silly to compare the two games just because they both have respawning characters in Japan. Sekiro is a lot more focused on mobility and the unique combat system, while Nioh is a much larger game with an expansive loot system, and different playstyles you can heavily invest in. If you want, you can just spec the guy from Nioh in heavy armor, give him an axe and the two aren't even the same type of warrior.
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>>66735244
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>>66735069
So you finally admit to being OAA, BeastAnon.
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>>66735170
>I've criticized both Valeria and YJ_Anon for always supporting Valeria.
>I’ve criticized Valeria for always supporting Valeria
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>>66735251
People will always compare apples to oranges as long as they have the same colors
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>>66735275
How dare she have self-confidence.
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>>66735266
Are you tired yet, Genesis?
You did this the first time around and got nowhere when you should've been making a biblical jump. Didn't respond to you once, and it was all the evidence you required.
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>>66735251
>Ghost of Tsukishima is fucking shovelware at this point in time.
Explain
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>>66735244
Dang it, Roger a Muirebe.
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>>66735297
Not me. Last time people I said anything about Nioh is when people told me I should apologize for Nioh a year ago (which was around the time I put the last wip)
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>>66735298
I wasn't the one who said that. I don't know.
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>>66735298
Meant for >>66735174
>>66735327
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>>66735229
>spoiler
>pic
Anon you have no idea how true that is.
The only remotely "Souls"-like game I'm good at is Hollow Knight. I only made it through the base Nioh game by spamming big axe moves.

>>66735171
>pic again
anon I deleted that pastebin.
It's dead.
I would have to play through the game to rebuild it and I'm not emotionally prepared for that.

>>66735251
>Just my opinion but it's kinda silly to compare the two games
>pic AGAIN
that doesn't stop most of these dumb motherfuckers from doing it ANYWAY.
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>>66735258
>>66735244
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>>66734927
I think I'm just going to make it then. Unless he says something, then I'll wait off on it.
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HEY, /JC/. TELL ME ABOUT THE CIV YOU BUILT IN STELLARIS.
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>>66735397
It was just my civ from civilization uplifted.
So various Monsters/Spirits/Youkai from various mythologies, all working as one people.
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>>66735359
>pic
So you were ALSO the RWBY shitposter? I'd say I was surprised if it wasn't you, OAA.
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>>66735324
Yeah forgive me for not believing that.
Especially with your newest line >>66735417
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>>66734927
>>66734919
>>66734873
>>66734865
>>66734811
He made the claim all the way back when Jumpchain started in 2014. Along with Orks. I like the guy I wish he would just give up the claims already and let someone else make them.
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>>66735359
Your pic reminded me that I'm really fucking happy that we're gettting NMH3. Who made the jump?
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>>66735417
So you were ALSO the RWBY shitposter? I'd say I was surprised if it wasn't you, Gohan.
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>>66735397
I stole Konata's fluffy moth people because they sounded like the best thing ever.
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>>66735417
>RWBY shitposter
that would imply I watch RWBY for any reason except a sunk-cost.
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>>66735434
Don't worry
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>>66735397
I just made the Hre in space, with more politics and much more bordergore.
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>>66735359
Kinda woulda been nice if you said you dropped it in thread before now but fine.
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Oh, shit, Val just called down the fury ('s Maxim) of the SB cliff squad.
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>>66735157
Maybe I just need to play it more, but I just can’t get into Nioh at all. I think it’s because it’s similar enough to a souls game that I feel like it’s familiar, but the combat feels unsatisfying most of the time and a lot of the mechanics feel needlessly complicated.

>>66735199
No way bro, I only use Discord for talking with friends.
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Reminder that Monty's girlfriend is responsible for his death and the show becoming shit. All by convincing him to get a cat despite his allergies
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>>66735435
That long with nothing to show? I say fuck it, someone just do it and if he has the balls to contest it, he can come in here and do so while explaining why we haven't heard shit.
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>>66735490
Anon if he hadn't posted about it for actual months and nobody was considering the claim as active, what's the point.
That and nobody said anything about wanting it when Genesis and his posse were shitposting him harder than Red was around that time.
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>>66735499
Man, who even cares?
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>>66734371
Were you going to update The Gamer? I thought I remembered something about that.
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>>66735515
>someone just do it
I mean that's the problem with all development hell jumps, no one wants to do anything but wait
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>>66735499
Post a link.
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>>66735242
Ah, I've found that I am not very good at MH either. In that game I'm just far too aggressive when it comes to attacking, and I can't seem to back off in time before I get hit.

>>66735359
>Anon you have no idea how true that is.
>The only remotely "Souls"-like game I'm good at is Hollow Knight. I only made it through the base Nioh game by spamming big axe moves.
Hey, atleast you were able to beat the game right? Even if you might not have the skills, you have the determination. I should go and look to see if there's any way to cheese my way through it.
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>>66735517
Would have stopped a bunch of arguments over just that. Not that I imagine you or him cares.
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>>66735512
I agree, Burns is really more of a dog person. That's why he died, when he wasn't able to release the hounds.
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>>66735372
>Queen
Have you tried being a Lannister?
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>>66735554
>stopped a bunch of arguments over just that.
>stopping arguments
>in JumpChain
>stopping JumpChain-related arguments
>STOPPING
>ARGUMENTS
>IN THE JUMPCHAIN GENERAL
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>>66735571
See? Didn't care.
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>>66735554
>Would have stopped a bunch of arguments over just that
Anon. Anon we're in /jc/. Nothing stops the arguments or the shitposting. If it was just Valeria here, she'd get shitposted harder than Thrallherd.
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What shall we do with a drunken sailor
What shall we do with a drunken sailor
What shall we do with a drunken sailor
EARLY IN THE MORNING
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>>66735571
Yeah. It actually happens. You clearly don't believe it can but others do.
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>>66735583
How much you wanna bet that now people are gonna claim SB is the best place and worship it now that Val's abandoned /tg/ for it?
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>>66735372
>queen
>physician
t. double cuck
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What even if Fury's Maxim? Sounds like some shitty novel
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>>66735397
I built an empire of machines dedicated to galactic conquest, unleashing my robotic hordes upon the galaxy, terminating or enslaving the meatbags and forcing them to bow to my brilliance and mechanical superiority!
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>>66735582
Anon. I apologize, but you're thinking that would have done anything.
JumpChain argues. It's one of the majority forms of posting in this general.

The last time somebody tried to stop an argument was JoJo's Bizarre Anon. You know, the person who got shitposted by both Thread and IRC?
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>>66735606
Ignoring jumpmaker rules for various reasons.
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>>66735611
No, the last time somebody tried to stop an argument is any time someone tries changing the conversation, which happens all the time and often succeeds.

Why are you living that far back in the past? Half a decade ago is not now.
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>>66735606
Ignoring something because you think it is stupid
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>>66735588
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
EARLY IN THE MORNING
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>>66735606
Roman Legionaries with elemental spirits fight werewolves with blood magic.
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>>66735242
>>66735551
I think the biggest keys to success in Monster Hunter are keeping your environment in mind and circle strafing. Go in with that stuff in mind, and it'll get a lot easier. Then you just gotta memorize patterns. Once you memorize attack cues and stuff, you know how to stay safe, but more importantly you know when you can go apeshit on someone.
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>>66735527
Every time I try I go look at the story for new things to add and jeehan just pulls some dumb shit out of his ass and I fall into a rage induced coma.
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>>66735588
Stuff him in a sack and throw him over
Feed him to the hungry rats for dinner
Shoot him through the heart with loaded pistol
Slice his throat with a rusty cleaver

EARLY IN THE MORNING
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>>66735657
Hey so when are you and Valeria picking up Nioh to put this jackass >>66735359 in his place?
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>>66735659
>I fall into a rage induced coma
during which you get sexually assaulted/raped, right?
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>>66735659
So you're going to pull a Heavens' and give the jump to whoever can deal with the stupid bullshit?
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>>66735157
From fanboys are rabid little shits.
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>>66735659
So, tell us about Luck.
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>>66735583
Interestingly enough, this confirms that at least one crossposter DOES have an account on SB due to the post having report, like, etc. options.

>>66735606
https://youtu.be/ywkzQTGkPFg

Basically that, but applied to any decision a Jumpmaker makes that they don’t like. Certain people on SB love to tote that out for anything that inconveniences them or puts a damper on their munchkinry.
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>>66735229
I suck dick at all of them but enjoy the gameplay enough to finish them 100% anyway.
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>>66735659
Can't he directly give skills now? Which somehow caused his two friends to ascend into some new stage. I can't keep track of what he even has now.
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>>66735659
The bad part, for me anyway, is I think the Gamer power is a fun idea and one I’d like to get early on in a chain, but what little I’ve heard about what’s been happening makes me think I shouldn’t go there until I can snap dimensions in half by looking at them.
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>>66735680
I already tried they said no.

>>66735685
Everything you need to know about luck can be found right here.
https://forums.spacebattles.com/posts/17989702/

>>66735715
I know he can let people use skill books as well as steal them and make skill pills, but i dunno if he can flat out give them away.
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The Adventure Time Lich perk would let us make people Fall like he does right?
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>>66735681
Yeah, watching any DS playthrough shows that shit loud and clear.
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>>66735769
>they said no.
The jumpmaker council?
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>>66735769
>Everything you need to know about luck can be found right here.
Why would you link a crossover fanfic?
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>>66735769
>Everything you need to know about luck can be found right here.
Neat. Now tell us about luck.
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>>66735769
Are you shitting me? Why are you linking to some random fanfiction author's collected WoG? Because that's what it is, that dude's WoG, not anything related to anything you're doing.
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>Unfortunately, someone is pouring gasoline and fanning the flames. And it sure ain't me.
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>>66735789
I can’t even remember how we got to talking about it, but BLADE asked me like a year or so ago about the Gamer and whether I’d be interested in helping update it/taking it over. I binged a good chunk of it quickly, but overtime I realized that I wasn’t really enjoying the story and that all the mechanics of the world would be a bitch to account for. I checked out and stopped reading at around the time the one normal girl started having dreams about being in a dungeon while she slept and she started learning magic from the main protag.
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>>66735817
I do, though, enjoy the admission that Luck was a pointless thing to put into the story and that its presence is really just filler to pad out the word count. Because good lord does Ryuugi need that. I have yet to see a single one of his stories that doesn't have a larger wordcount of author's notes than it does actual chapters.
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>>66735817
>>66735809
I think the point was more the multi colored ‘shut up’
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>>66735871
I stuck around a little past that, you didn't miss out on anything.
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>>66735397
I need to play more of my copy of Stellaris so that I know what's possible. Lesbian machine transcendence here I come.
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>>66735536
>>66735515
I'd volunteer, but I have my fair share of development hell jumps to juggle as well.
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>sees Pocky & Rocky got finalized
>makes Build, confident they can endure all the drawbacks for the sake of pricey Companions
>MAXIMUM SUFFERING, but it was worth it for the teacup
Still not sure whether to go Kitsune and fluff that the Kitsune-bi were spawned by Jumper themselves, or Tengu so Jumper's group can look like a traveling clan of crow monks/clerics.
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>>66735888
That’s fair, but why couldn’t he just say he didn’t want to talk about it?
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>>66735904
Is he writing a whole page?
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>>66735933
I vote tengu. That sounds cute.
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>>66735935
Nooooope. Not in the least. Welcome to Spacebattles.
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>>66735904
What a dick.
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>>66735937
Fuck if I know. Maybe it’s the sb version of a copypasta?

Also, my computer just tried to autocorrect ‘version’ to ‘gerudo’.
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>>66735947
It's not a SB or QQ thread about CYOAs if they don't spend four thousand words saying something that only needs twenty.
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>>66735891
I figured that was the case from what I’ve heard from people giving updates on new releases.
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>>66735933
Be a Tengu. So many people take kitsune, that it'll be a nice change of pace. And Tengu are real cool as well.
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>>66735935
IT'S
SB
YO
GET THE CRAYONS
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>>66735957
>Maybe it’s the sb version of a copypasta?
Probably, I’ve seen it linked before in other Gamer fics. Which is ironic, because there’s a disclaimer at the bottom that says this only applies to this story.
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>>66735954
It's not all bad. There are many threads on Spacebattles that I have enjoyed. Their CYOA threads are not among them, though. Everyone gets into this weird mindset about how they have to "win" the CYOAs. "Spacebattles competence" is the local meme, how some people on the site get really obsessed with maximizing and eking out every last bit of potential from a scenario, and get very angry at anyone who isn't. Normally it's applied to fictional characters, getting angry at them for being humans instead of robotic utility-optimizers. But in CYOA threads it's directed at each other, and so they get weird and dumb and awful.
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>>66735967
Have you considered Little Shop of Horrors, Zombieland or other comedy horrors besides Army of Darkness?
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>>66735966
"Jumps give a starting budget and ask you to spend it on a build you keep in the next jump."
Exactly 20 words.
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>>66735983
>So many people take kitsune
Tell me more about these snake people and you might get me to change.
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>>66735997
Friendly reminder that they also artistically wank Worm while confusing tensile strength for density.
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>>66735997
Funnily enough I actually have an account over there, I just only post if I'm involved in a quest and avoid attaching my /jc/ self to their cyoa group.

I getcha though, that's what I'm avoiding. Rubs me the wrong way.
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>>66736031
Does it anger you when I say negro/nigger/slut?
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>>66735997
No worse than us, who create insanely broken, power wanking CYOAs, use them, then ignore our own omnipotent builds in order to have our self inserts make wacky mistakes and experience unforeseen consequences that everyone in the story should by all rights have foreseen.
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>>66736046
Why would I give a fuck?
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>>66736052
Sounds like a personal problem you got there bucko.
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In-jump freebies should just be stuff that every non-muggle has. They should not make you anyone important on their own.

1000 CP, spent semi-reasonably, should make you strong enough to be relevant. If there's powercreep over the course of the story, the perks should have built-in growth potential.
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>>66736052
You sure do hate yourself.
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>>66736031
I have an account, but I barely post anymore. It feels like the site is kind of stagnating, lately. I pose in one or two threads in Creative Writing, mostly the rare Gundam fanfic (I love me some giant robots), but other than that nothing really catches my attention.

>>66736052
Oh, sure, we're awful in our own ways. Not going to dispute that at all. Still, at least we're willing to poke fun at ourselves.
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>>66736077
Nice unsolicited and unwanted personal opinions.
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>>66735397
Pic Related.

I don't doubt it'll be hard, but our citizens are a hardy folk. And crazy.
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>>66736077
Shut the fuck up, Alex.
I disagree with you solely on the basis that you are a CUNT.
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>>66735999
Eh, no, not really.
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>>66736077
Freebies should be stuff that everyone relevant to the story has. 1000 CP, spent well, should make you the equivalent of the main character with another character's gimmick bolted on as well. If there's powercreep in the story, either lower cost perks should reflect earlier parts of the story, or, if it can support an entire jump, the final content should be the main things offered.
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>>66736077
In-jump freebies should be everything necessary to survive in the world, if you get dumped into the setting with just your freebies you should survive ten years unless you do something retarded. Purchases are something that builds on top of that to make you someone important in the setting.
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>>66736090
>rare Gundam fanfic
Oh, mind sharing? I too love giant robots, but it seems as if SB/SV just don't like them.
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>>66735583
Her avatar would be more attractive if the tits were two sizes smaller.
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>>66736128
>Val
>not OA

Incorect meme format
fix it
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>>66736130
Agreed.
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>>66736128
Duplicate jumps shitposting died the moment their biggests proponents (Heavens and Nubee) gave up
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>>66736130
>>66736152
REEEEEEEEEEEE CENSORSHIP
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>>66735453
Ahahah. That's great anon. I hope you're having a good time with fluffymoths.

>>66735397
So, I've actually tweaked them a little since the last build!

> Origin: Scientist [-100CP]
> Race: Arthropod
> Species Traits -
> + Natural Sociologists [-100CP]
> + Charismatic [-100CP]
> + Psionic [-150CP]
> Home Planet: Tropical
> Government Ethics -
> + Xenophile (x2), Spiritualist
> Genius [Get a Freebie!]
> Safe Researcher [-150CP]
> Reverse Engineering [-200CP]
> The Ever Expanding Tree [-300CP]
> AI Assistant [-300CP]
> Ethics Technologies -
> + Improved Labs [-200ET]
> + Genetic Manipulation [-300ET]
> + A Station That Sees All [-500ET]
> Ethics Perks -
> + Anomalous Empire [-300EP]
> + In The Name of Our God [-50EP]
> + In The Name OF God [-150EP]
> + Uplifting Without Issue [-50EP]
> + Kawaii Desu [-150EP]
> + Psionic Awakening [-300EP]
> Ship Formation Deficiency [+150CP]
> Dedication? What's That [+250CP]
> Victory: Standard

They are mostly the same fluffymoths as before, but instead of Pacifist I made them Fanatic Xenophiles, so they're even more super happy to see you but will defend themselves or come to your aid if need be.
In terms of Personality Presets in the game, I kindof think of them as "Spiritual Seekers", which think of people all across the universe as being part of a whole. The fluffymoths tend to throw around terms like "Star Child" and "Soul Bond" a lot, and are kindof hippie woowoo.

I realized I was thinking of them in terms of a precursor/Chenjesu-type race, so I upped their Labs a bit.
I also really wanted to give them a Shroud Pact, ultimately deciding on the Composer of Strands, which is basically Babby Nurgle who gets regular baths. Which means they periodically get weird mutations, but they're accomplished bio-engineers, so this is actually only a very minor hiccup. As a result they tend to think of the body as a temporary construct housing the soul linked to all.

And they are just SUUPER friendly and accommodating.
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>>66736128
>How about we talk about Jumps and adventures today?
Splendid idea! If you would all be so kind as to read and comment on my writefagging if you haven’t done so already I would appreciate it.
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>>66736130
They should be larger to the point that they're all you can see.
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>>66736172
The image I posted is literally official art while Valeria's profile pic is fanart.
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>>66735605
>Thatisthejoke
Every single thing on that list is a traitor, incompetent, or both.
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Did a jump get nerfed in the last thread ?
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>>66736128
God dammit I need to finish the Nanoha thing but I fear a stroke from all the blood rushing to my dick.
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>>66736129
Yeah, they're pretty rare. Right now the only decent fare in that direction is Speak of the Devil. Fairly typical Peggy Sue story, Amuro gets sent back in time at the Axis Shock to the start of MSG, but has the fun complication that unknown to him Char got sent back too. Char doesn't realize Amuro was sent back, either, so the both of them walked away from the first fight really confused. "Huh. That sure was harder than the first time around. What's going on here?"

It updates pretty slowly, but the author (Fraktal, you might have known him by Amitakartok before he changed his user name) is decent and what's there is a decent foundation. A lot of worldbuilding going on in the thread, too, mixed with a "the Federation are the real bad guys"/"what the fuck are you talking about, Zeonwanker?" argument every couple of pages. As is proper for a Gundam story.

https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/speak-of-the-devil-gundam-uc.705898/
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What is your plan to prevent World War 3, /jc/?
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>>66736018
Well, this is about everything you need to know. http://yokai.com/nureonna/
Just fluffed to be not as sinister and such, unless you take the Meat's back on the menu drawback, in which case ones you encounter will be every bit as dangerous as the legends. They're basically naga hermits.

This one may also be to your liking.
http://yokai.com/uwabami/
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>>66735372
This is peak stable empire. Can't have a civil war if everyone is too busy backstabbing everyone else or failing at everything to turn on you.
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>>66736233
Omnicide.
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>>66736233
Time travel
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>>66735983
>>66735953
Works for me. Was honestly planning on choosing Nukekubi as an unlisted yokai (basically a Japanese Dullahan with the drawback of not having control over both parts of their body simultaneously at all times), but every last point needed to be squeezed out for things. Build runs on houserule that keeps locals from taking Companion slots until future Jumps, but the last three Imports could be dropped for the Ronin 100 perk and the unlisted yokai Race option for validity.

>Pocky & Rocky (2,900)
(1,000 + 1,900)

>Drawbacks (+1,900)
(+100) Nintendo Mild
(+100) Vengeance of the Bake Bake
(+200) Meat's Back on The Menu
(+200) Nintendo Hard
(+300) Bullet Hell
(+400) Bigger Fish
(+600) "Your punishment must be more severe" Mode

>Identity (50)
(050) Onmyoji
>Age: 21 (15 + 6)
>Gender: Male
(000) Tengu
(000) The Forgotten Graveyard
>Roll: 7

>Perks (1,150)
(400) Star Iron
(000) Sanctifying Ritual
(150) Consort with Spirits
(600) Foreign Cold Iron

>Items (550)
(200) (x2) Orb of Agility
(100) (x1) Ofuda Stack
(100) (x1) (FULL) Self-filling Teacup
(000) (x1) Gohei
(150) (x1) Mini Torii

>Companions (1,150)
(450) (x1) Companion Import (x8)
(750) (x3) Lesser Kitsnue-bi (x3)

Can the Mini-torii be attuned to Jumper if they gain the proper divinity later on? The mention of O-Makari in its description seems to hint as much.
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>>66736181
>I hope you're having a good time with fluffymoths.
I took them to Spirited Away and made the Hotel Scenario into their permanent embassy. They get a constant stream of new, interesting, and unusual people to meet each and every world. I get fluffy spacemoths in maid outfits and butler suits. Plus lots of cuddles and warm baths surrounded in incense smoke that smell like starlight and dreams.

I am having an absolutely fantastic time.
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>>66736198
That is correct. What is also correct is that he's double cuck.
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>Post an essay at a person
>be offended when you get an essay in return
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>>66736233
>>
I make builds to have fun
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>>66736204
ye your favorite jump
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>>66736236
Interesting. Would you be willing to add Nure onna to the race list?
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>>66736233
Sexbots. People can't fight if they're too busy fucking. The only way to ethically get everyone fucking is to give them incredibly attractive synthoid lovers. Waifubots are also available for people who need an emotional connection.
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>>66736294
>Fun
>FUN
FUN IS VERBOTTEN
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>>66736294
You swine. Say that again, I dare you.
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>>66736294
Good for you.
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>>66736294
Making Builds is near the only thing I do with Jumpchain.
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>>66736269
Yeah, that sounds like a good time. Really, as much as we wank on about power fantasies, I think the comfort fantasies sound so much more enjoyable. And jumps tend to last a lot longer than the plot does, so you're going to have free time on your hands. Why not spend it hanging out with cute things in a pleasant environment?
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>>66736236
Can I be a bakekujira? I think it'd be neat to just be a massive zombie whale skeleton.
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>>66736294
You don't have to hide that fact. I do it too! I only make builds to have fun! Which is why I'm so slow. I tend to write huge 30+ page documents about each and every jump I visit. So don't hide. Come out into the open.
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>>66736130
Wrong.

I don't mind either way, I just like the art style of the whole pic.

>>66736294
Builds are fun. Jumps are fun too.
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>>66736294
I'm glad to hear that. Someone should be.
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>>66736294
Yay fun!

Sometimes I forget that other people here do in fact have fun with jumps. It isn't just people having fun triggering each other and shitting on each other.
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>>66736323
Source?
Reminds me of Dark Souls, except nothing in Dark Souls looks like that as far as I know.
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>>66736294
I make builds as a mechanical challenge to create the most optimal choices.
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>>66736294
I make builds as a masturbatory aid.
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>>66736354
it's the painter child you give the Dark Soul to after the fight with Gael.
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>>66736329
Exactly! Most plots are going to last a few months, if that, so I think it's really silly that most Jumpers don't prepare for their nine or so years of downtime. Comfy Jumping is the best way to go about it.
Being a god is not about the big moments. It’s about the little ones.
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>>66736354
Anime'd version of the painting loli and Gael from Dark Souls 3 DLC.
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>>66736294
I'm attracted to powerful options, but I don't think I'd actually enjoy combat and danger if I was in these situations.
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>>66736337
I thought Fun was banned here?
Or was it Puns that were banned?
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>>66736337
I'm still surprised you didn't go for Junko.
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>>66736376
Nah, Fun's banned. Banned outright.
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>>66736294
I prefer comboing things more than building, but building is okay.
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>>66736298
>>66736331
You can be any youkai you like that isn't listed for the low price of 50 CP. SUPER cheap i'd say given some of the bullshit certain youkai can do and the sheer variety of them there are if you're willing to look 'em up. How edgy or not you decide to play said youkai up I leave up to fan wank.
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>>66736376
No, it's Gun that's banned.

>>66736383
Honestly? I just used the first pic I liked best as I scrolled through my pics folder when i clicked on the avatar slot on SB. Junko is totally a better choice though, so I'll have to find a good Junko pic.

Easily a big fave.
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>>66736368
You are a person of impeccable taste, anon. I wish you well in all your endeavors.
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>>66736402
>No, it's Gun that's banned.
You recently made a jump with a lot of Gun tho. . .
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>>66736393
Post your recent combos then, nerd.
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>>66736412
And when has Valeria been known to follow the rules?
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>>66736412
That was just Fun disguised as Gun tho, not actual Gun.
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>>66736411
Right back at cha good sir!
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>>66736294
I too, enjoy fun. I like the idea of looking at things picked up and seeing how I can mix and combo them together.
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>>66736422
How do you feel about some jackass trying to sneak a duplicate on the drive and making fun of your love for NuBee in the notes?
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>>66736437
CONSUME WRAPPER
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>>66736400
Yeah, but snake people are popular too so adding them to the list might shift things away from the vast amount of Kitsune.
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>>66736415
Can't, only on the first build of a new chain.
https://pastebin.com/JavJ4t3t
I do enjoy thinking about the combination of my choice of Madness, the way I went with my drawback, and my choice of magic, causing me to just spend days straight trying to make flower arrangements look more and more like a dragon with no practical reasoning behind that.
Also having a giggle over Monster Cat + Gorgon Sister literally just making me the Gorgon's cat.
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>>66736294
I attempt to have fun by making builds, but my chronic indecision ruins my fun.
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>>66736437
You have fun!? Like a NEEEEEEEEEEERD!!
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>>66736294
I honestly just make it up in my head as I go at this point. Builds are a fun aid when I'm stuck tho.
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JUMPERS

I AM HERE TO SAY THE N WORD
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>>66736437
Senpai! When is MCU3?
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>>66736466
this coming from the unproductive one
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>>66736442
I'm glad to see more people become aware of how totally awesome and handsome and cute Bee is.
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>>66736471
NO ANON DON'T
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>>66736471
Fuck You NINJA!
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>>66736471
Go do that in Discord, it might get more of a reaction.
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>>66736471
Nudist beach?

Where can I find me one of those to own?Hard Mode, don't say Kill La Kill
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>>66736471
NOT IF I SAY IT FIRST, ANON.

AND I AM.

NIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEERRRRRRRRRR
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>>66736455
Kinda surprised more people haven't taken Tanuki honestly. I got the impression they were about as popular as Kitsune, and they're on a similar power level with enough years under their belt.
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>>66736465
>Pic Related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsrHJGgLV-g
Go to 1:57. Or just enjoy the whole song.
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>>66736451
>>66736466
CONSUME ENOUGH FUN, TO BECOME FUN.

>>66736480
When enough movies come out. Far From Home isn't even out yet.

Now the update will be this month.
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>>66736500
Yeah but tanuki have giant testicles in jap myths and cum buckets. That's just weird.
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What do souls taste like?
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>>66736471
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>>66736500
Leave that cuckshit in TiTs please.
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>>66736526
They don't taste like anything normally. When you eat them you get their whole life flashing in your mind and experience all their memories which is like their taste.
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>>66736500
>Ugly old hermits with giant balls and most of their powers mediated through said balls
See that's funny in a story, but you don't want to BE that guy.
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>>66736526
Clouds, but with a chewy texture similar to marshmallows.
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Who's got the most recent WIP of WoW?
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>>66736493
Get clothing destruction powers and any beach can become a nude beach.
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>>66736544
>implying Fenoxo invented the tanuki
>implying you'd be such a soi as to let this cuck-pedo-furry control a concept like that
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>>66736526
Apparently like nothing, but they do have a distinctive texture.
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>>66736558
>WoW
anon, please
we have enough shitposting right now
Just insult BeastAnon, don't bring in more shit.
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>>66736518
>>66736554
I mean i'm not stopping you from fan wanking them not to. And at the very least in Pocky & Rocky they're just a badass magic raccoon dog. Never mind shape shifting magic. There's a lot of flexibility here.
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>>66736237
I don't know about that. The late Roman Republic would like to have a word with you.
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Since an anon up thread reminded me: Have we heard anything about UncleDante and the final V update for the Devil May Cry jump?
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>>66735397
It's called the "Great [INSERT COUNTRY HERE] Star Empire", as played by someone with a trainer trying to go for a single playthrough 100% completion in a fucking Paradox Grand Strategy.
Population 100% of males human, the females are of various species.
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>>66736183
As always your writing makes my meager attempts look like absolute crap.
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>>66736609
Take a guess.
Your answer is two letters.
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>>66736576
Bitch, I want WoW. I'm gonna ask for fucking WoW no matter how many shitposters want it wiped from thread history.
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>>66736463
I'll let you get away this time punk, but you better have some good combos for me soon. It's also been a really long time since I made a build for Soul Eater. I'm gonna go fix that.
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>>66736589
Having to fanwank away their major traits to make them palpable isn't really in the cards when you can just be a fox chick.
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>>66736589
I'd thought wanking is what you'd do if you KEPT the balls.
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>>66736629
Ye?
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>>66736630
>Bitch, I want WoW.

And NOBODY ELSE DOES.
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>>66736649
SHOW PROOF
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>>66736647
No.
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>>66736631
Thank you for your infinite mercy anon, I shall make sure that it does not go to waste. That was exactly what I was thinking when I decided to do this build actually. Hope you have fun anon, I'll be around in case you have questions you'd like to ask.
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>>66736636
Well that's your prerogative then. Just saying the options there.

>>66736645
I'm not one to judge.
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>>66736294
>Fun
You fucking heretic, get off my thread.
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Will there be a Doom Eternal jump when it comes out and will there be a Doom Girl waifu?
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>>66736649
Actually, I do! You see, there are many things I want.

>A Wild God or two for my nature preserve
>To let my mad scientist friend loose on Gnomeregan
>To delet Sylvanas before she can do anything
>At least one Artifact Weapon
>To ask the Titans what their actual plan was
>According to the Bronze Dragons, Garrosh is a good boy in ~70% of timelines or something, so let me make that ~71%
>Actually come to think of it, lemme get my hands on one of those Well thingies
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>>66736471
https://youtu.be/CUqnz3ZA1Gc

>>66736613
Keep at it anon. I’ve had a lot of practice between now and when I first started writing in Highschool, and even then I’m still getting better overtime.
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>>66736755
Will there? Don't know. No one has claimed it yet and while it will probably be very popular, that alone isn't enough as there are still plenty of media that a lot of people here like still has yet to have Jumps made of them.
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>>66736463
>Snapdragon magic
Consider it s t o l e n
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>>66733402
>favorite beverage?
SOMA, freshly squeezed from titcows
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>>66736786
Shouldn't a female Doomslayer be Doomgal, not Doom Lady?
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Are there any options that offer large groups of CP backed vehicles? Like a bunch of cars?
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>>66736233
Bury the Canadians with salt and make sure the italians sleep on their side
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I want the WoW jump, but only so that I can rape Sylvanas. Is there something wrong with that?
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>>66736888
We have a Warcraft 3 jump if you want that.
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>>66733402
Made a cocktail designed to get a SOLDIER drunk called 'Air Buster'. Perhaps not my personal favorite, but it's pretty popular and I've got a fondness for it..
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Hey guys, just thought I'd post this before heading off to bed. It's the fourth and final bit of writing for my Fun Chain featuring Jumper, the God of Dramatic Entrances.

It's a little rough around the edges and the ending isn't really complete, but I hope you enjoy it for what it is.
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>>66736888
>raping that dry, cracked, undead vagina

Bruh
I'm not saying that shit has bugs and rot in it
but you don't go sticking your dick into rotting garbage. Why would you do that here.
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>>66736888
Yes. Why would you want to be intimate with HER, even for the purposes of inflicting trauma? Why not just send her back to Super-Hell? Never mind that she'd feel nothing and there's nothing you can do to her that's worse than what Arthas did.
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So...say I arrange a fight between Justice League and a squad or two of Space Marines. Where's the good betting money go?
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>>66736895
>>66736906
>>66736915
But it has to be in WoW. I have a perk that lets me interact with the Author of the setting, and I want to make the writers who have that bitch as their waifu to watch.
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>>66736837
Hahah, have fun anon, we'll probably end up taking in different directions since I haven't fleshed out the spells I want to use with it yet.
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>>66736294
Same here, writing them can be hard and take a bit of time but they're both enjoyable. Have one for current chain's first jump.

Land of Shadows
Origin: Hermit Drop In
Age: 40
Gender: Male
Location: Land of Shadows, Shore of Demise
Scenario: Demon King

>Drawbacks
Broken Bonds +200 - Little can grow in the dead lands, most fading away.
Rage of A Divine Queen +300 - Yet some passions still burn hot enough to give source to shadows.
Lost In Shadow +300 - As I walk through the valley...

Perks
Green Life - A healthy mind within a healthy body.
Runelord - Dance magic dance.
Lustful Thought - A shame there are no partners around, with few water sources to look into either.
Hermit On The Move - A familiarity with travel is a great boon in a hostile place with little shelter.
Not So Lonely - I wonder how long can a good thing last?
Dark Teacher - Not that I expect to find any pupils when my guests are ghosts, demons, gods, and monsters out for blood. Vestiges as well.
Always Learning - I'm happy for the opportunity to learn, but ageing at a fifth of the rate? I suppose this explains the overly young body.
Fangs of the Beast - I don't lack for materials in this place, I really am becoming some kind of wild man.
Wisdom of the Haunting Ground - Building safe havens alongside brewing my own stash. At least I won't have a problem with the daily necessities now.
Godslayer - This god-dar, isn't it a bit too overactive right now? They're practically swarming the place with some weird static noises included. What kind of neighborhood have I been moved to?

Gear
Loner’s Wand - A back scratcher, stabber, and so much more.
Rune Suit - You're not lying about the changing to other clothes, right? Right?

So begins a very confused Jumper's journey through the Shadow Realm, murdering more bosses and crafting himself equipment from dead enemies and vestiges of the old gods. A shame Cu and Scathach aren't around in this psuedo lost belt.
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>>66736874
Cute girl ripping and tearing either way.
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>>66736926
Ah.
Well we have Manyfist's version. OAA was just making an update / replacement.
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>>66736923
Justice League every time.
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Who are good/the best characters to give godhood too? Bonus points if they're superior waifu material.
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>>66737014
WHAT HAPPENED TO HER NOSE
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So which one of the kingdoms is easiest to conquer, and do you have any advice for how to do it?
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>>66737030
She played got your nose with a wizard and lost.
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>>66737014
Tanya Von Deugerchaff isn't waifu material, but she'd find the whole 'become a god' idea absolutely hilarious.
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>>66737014
Priscilla of Ariamis is already a goddess by rights, and you can take her as a companion as either waifu or daughteru in the Dark Souls jump for free if you take a scenario.
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>>66737030
She has an unfortunate case of 'being an anime girl', it's sadly incurable.
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>>66736764
>A Dragonflight or two for my nature preserve
>To let my Jaina loose on the orcs
>To delet Nathanos before he can do anything
>Frostmourne, The Knaifu, Shadowmourne, Blades of the Fallen Prince, Scythe of Elune, G'Hanir, the Mother Tree, Talonclaw, Aluneth, Ebonchill, Fu Zan, the Wanderer's Companion, Sheilun, Staff of the Mists, Fists of the Heavens, Truthguard, The Silver Hand, Light's Wrath, T'uure, Beacon of the Naaru, The Fist of Ra-den, Sharas'dal, Scepter of Tides, Ulthalesh, the Deadwind Harvester, Maw of the Damned, Skull of the Man'ari, Scepter of Sargeras, Warswords of the Valarjar, Scale of the Earth-Warder, Underlight Angler,
>To ask everyone what their actual plan was
>According to the Bronze Dragons, Garrosh is a good boy in ~70% of timelines or something, so let me make that ~0%
>Actually come to think of it, lemme get my hands on one of those Well thingies
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>>66736903
I see Nenad is always prepared to make things explode.

>So, what are you going to do with the dragon?
>Keep it. I know if a place that can teach us how to train one.

>And I was too interested by the salamander behind it to listen to the rest.
Time to show why you’re the God of Dramatic Entrances.

So where are you off to next?
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Valeria, would the Grey perk and the god of destruction gives me godlike skill in martial arts that I can beat both Lady Shiva and Deathstroke in hand to hand without resorting to powers?
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>>66737083
Isn't the Grey perk getting removed?
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>>66736903
I don’t really know the setting but I’ll take a look. Taking a cursory look at the images- please tell me that Smolder is best girl. I don’t think my poor heart could take it if she wasn’t.
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>>66737058
>waifu
How do?
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>>66737041
Swadia is only because you can time your invasion for when Harlaus is feasting.
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>>66737088
>Grey perk getting removed?
Why and this is the best reason to take finished jumps before nerfs.
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>>66737060
ARTHAS NO
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>>66737092
It's the "Velka's Embrace" scenario in the Dark Souls 1 jump. You need to have the Painted Heathen origin. Your reward for completion is companioning Priscilla, either as an adult or still a child under Velka's care. It's towards the end. The Dark Souls 1 jump is very good, but it's a bit of a slog to read through.
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>>66737092
She's a lonely girl who lives in a painting because she was bullied, hated, and considered a monster by everyone until she wished she could leave so hard it opened a portal. Basically any level of human compassion and understanding from someone who doesn't think she's a monster is going to get her super glued to you.
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>>66737092
Sounds to me like you could use a ladder, friend.
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>>66737123
>Why
I think her reasoning was that it was boring.

Now is the time to be thinking of what you want her to add in so you can suggest it.
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>>66737091
She is.
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>>66736923
The Justice League just beat up a thing that approaches the Demonbane tier of cosmic beings
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>>66737092
I’d suggest either a large alt-form or perks like Sploosh or Endowed from Body Mod. My personal preference is the latter two.

Also, just be nice and get her self-esteem up. She thinks she’s a disgusting monster so if you tell her she’s actually not, and that she’s beautiful and that the gods are evil she’ll snap out of it eventually.

>>66737147
Based and kekpilled.

>>66737165
Oh thank god.
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>>66737147
Do you sell any ladders that can get over a bit of rubble?
You stupid impossible pathing bullshit.
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>>66737081
I'm honestly not sure where I want to take this next. I'll probably hit up a few worlds where I'll be less tempted to write a whole novella about events before going somewhere I love to write about. Not sure where that will be yet.
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>>66737198
R A I L
R O A D I N G
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>>66737083
No clue. Martial arts skills are so vague at the super high levels that it's really up to fanwank.
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Have you ever regretted lewding someone?
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>>66737091
Smolder is indeed best girl. And it is my hope that knowing the setting won't be all that important to read the story and enjoy it. I mostly do my own thing here and ignore a lot of the actual anime plot.
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>>66737124
ARTHAS YES
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>>66737201
Dog Days is always a good place for any early jumper.
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>>66737239
Can I just state my undying hatred of the Ghoul's design post-W3?
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>>66737212
In hindsight, inflicting blood addiction for lewding purposes really fucks people up in the head and is probably unethical. In future it will only be used to lewd attractive villainesses and people who are really abusing their capacity free choices.
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>>66737261
Anon, I'm sorry to tell you this.
In the WC3 Remaster they are redesigning all of the units to fit how they look in WoW. Ghouls included.
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>>66737056
>Tanya Von Deugerchaff isn't waifu material
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>>66737060
>Nathanos
ASARI COMMANDO
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>>66737056
Wrong.
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>>66737288
>>66737335
I mean, she CAN be one if you want to, but she'd also a fourty something year old man and would probably just try to be a housewife who never does actual work.

...actually thats a surprisingly cute mental image.
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So Valeria's trying to dominate two communities now?
Wasn't happy with just this thread, now she needs Spacebattles as well?
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>>66737365
>I mean, she CAN be one if you want to, but she'd also a fourty something year old man and would probably just try to be a housewife who never does actual work.
>...actually thats a surprisingly cute mental image.
Tanya has every mental issue to the point where they actually cancel each out so she could totally want to be just that loli-housewife who never does actual work, yes.
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>>66737335
Anon declines to mention that this image is a product of her being mindraped and brainwashed by an evil god into an unthinking religious drone.
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>>66737401
forgot about qq, huh
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>>66737413
QQ's dead most of the time.
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>>66737404
I mean, she'd have to cook and clean but compared to a 9 to 5 job or frontline combat she'd fucking love it.

...stop making me want to do this.
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>>66737401
They're already trying to fall all over themselves pleasing her
it's actually fucking hilarious.
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>>66737407
Tanya a Cute. CUTE.

>>66737426
It is the true path to having a true waifu for laifu she wouldn't even mind sidebitches as long as she knew you'd put up with her establishing the pecking order.
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>>66737426
You just have to frame marriage as a contract between two parties, where they divide labor and promise to provide emotional support to one another.
As long as both parties consent and benefit, it's a capitalist success, and she'd be all for it. Not to mention, she'd love to have a reason to get honorably discharged from the military so she could stop risking her life.
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>>66737443
>>66737426
Worth noting that Being X absolutely will sabotage all your attempts because he both has a personal grudge against her and because he's using her as his personal guinea pig/showpiece for his brand new magic system that brainwashes users into mindless religious drones that will always depend on the gods that he wants to force on the world. He's going to ensure she keeps being miserable and is put into situations where she has to tap into said magic or die.
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>>66737443
Really I can't see why she doesn't try to get pregnant... other than that >>66737464
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>>66737464
Then treat him like the bitch-tier god he is.
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>>66737441
>>66737443
>>66737464
What I'm getting from this is that Tanya would make a great maid.

>>66737477
I don't think she can? Bit too young atm.
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>>66737491
I hate maidfags.
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>>66737433
Okay you fucking got me, I thought myself above this highschool drama but citation or gtfo. Weren’t they literally just having a raging argument with Val
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>>66737519
nah that was pretty much all Alex Corvin, who was being told to shut up by some of their other jumpmakers on that side
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How dangerous is World Seed? I want that Gold Market, but do not know of the dangers I might face. Is it possible for a low level jumpers to sit out whatever plot is going on?
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>>66737549
It's multiversal+ power levels
but it also gives you the tools to reach those easily
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>>66737543
I think the "Rubeus Hagrid, Master of Occlumency" is referencing https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7512124/1/Lessons-With-Hagrid
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>>66737491
>What I'm getting from this is that Tanya would make a great maid.
Basically yeah.
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>>66737401
>dominate two communities now?
Looking forward to her eventual assimilation of Reddit and Discord as well desu. Maybe she will be queen of Youtube as well.
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>>66737573
Never having read that, I think Hagrid could have been a pretty great wizard if he'd finished school, albeit one very focused on his animals.
That big guy manages to tame and care for a bunch of creatures other wizards won't touch. If he had spells backing him up and the knowledge to use him, he'd probably be pretty badass.
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>>66737564
What kind of setting is World Seed if the dangers are multiverse level?
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Jumps that let me use faith as power?
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>>66737621
>What kind of setting is World Seed

It's a fucking retarded one
like Anon
Anon
Anon you don't understand it's capital-R Retarded.
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>>66737549
>Is it possible for a low level jumpers to sit out whatever plot is going on?
Sure. Just go off and do your own thing, the MC is going to handle the plot.
>Remember to have fun; this is a slice of life setting at its core, after all.
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>>66737639
So it has Gohan?
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>>66737621
Anon, it's canon that literally every single person in the setting is clinically braindead retarded. Anyone with a sliver of intelligence fucked off already.
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>>66737639
Sonichu level?
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>>66737647
>>66737658
Yes.
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>>66737543
>But I can easily see where you two have your priorities, and its neither impressive nor amusing.
Do you think he works to sound like this much of a cunt, or is it all natural?
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>>66737543
He's a cunt but the other two are spineless bitches.
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First third(?) of the jump is done. I'm going to drop this here now and then go to bed. Please feel free to point out anything that's blatantly wrong and or shit and I'll try to fix it in the morning.
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>>66737618
>Never having read that,
You should. It's short and pretty funny.
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>>66737663
Worse than Sonichu? IS the Gold market worth it?
And what are the NPCs like? Generic blank people or can they get really complex if I want enough to start a city? Will they see me as a god?
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/JC/ how do you defeat Reinhard van Astrea?
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>>66737683
>anything that's blatantly wrong and or shit
Zelda’s face on the cover.
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>>66737697
Why? Isn't he a decent fellow?
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>>66737683
>>66737705
OH SWEET JESUS! What is wrong with her face
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>>66737705
Zelda's face being on the cover, or just the way it's drawn? Because yeah, it's not drawn great.
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>>66737543
It's pretty funny to keep up with.
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>>66737727
She looks like she has Down syndrome.
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>>66737690
>IS the Gold market worth it?
Yes. Don’t let them throw you, you can just go off and do what you want.
>And what are the NPCs like?
Anything you want.
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>>66737723
It reminds me of a Gelfling.
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>>66737727
Just the way it's drawn.
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>>66737683
Oh no, Zelda, what have they done to you?
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>>66737723
>>66737739
>>66737758
>>66737683
Definitely looks like no budget 90's shoujo. That meant to be Zelda or Hylia specifically?
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>>66737683
>Please feel free to point out anything that's blatantly wrong and or shit and I'll try to fix it in the morning.
I'm going to nitpick the most irrelevant shit I can.
>power
Capitalization
>give him the name Demise
Pretty sure that's not his actual name but just part of a title they call him by
>because he is the golden standard to which all will be held
Hoo boy, not a very high bar.
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>>66737827
They use Demise as a name in English, in Japan he's just 'the tyrannical being.'
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>>66737697
First you get Too Cool For Screentime to dunk all over the entirety of the Van Astrea. Then you get Concept Ball along with some other shit for protection.
Done.
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>>66737676
And YJ_Anon liked their posts. He's also Val's bitch.
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>>66737683
>The Ur Hero
This is a pretty neat perk. That last bit about a being similar to us playing a major part in the history or mythology of future worlds in particular seems like something fun to play with.

>Curse of Hatred
I wonder, could you invoke the effect caused by your death, that of an eternal curse like what Demise had, and then use a 1-up to bring yourself back, or would you need to permanently die? That does lead to the neat image of a Jumper being killed, only for an incarnation of their curse to revive them centuries later
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>>66737709
Not him but these things are a fun sort of thought exercise.
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>>66737846
>He's also Val's bitch.
Everybody gets close to her because they want to have NuBee, the most precious mineral resource in /jc/
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>>66737697
Assuming we're limited to what the universe and jump offers, you just don't. Any other answer would basically be "go to dies irae and delete him" tier really.
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Worth a companion slot?
Or at the least pity and turn her back into a man?
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>>66737236
>Smolder is indeed best girl.
Cool!

>she doesn’t go on the chain
FUCK.
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>>66737846
It’s irrational, but when I used to post on SB’s jumpchain thread I never liked any posts. I do it all the time on youtube and Normiebook, but for whatever reason on an imageboard I just felt you should actually like the posts you like.

>>66737653
What even is the purpose of that one drawback if everyone left is literally worthless trash?

>>66737926
I thought he was more of a vegetable
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>>66737926
Insects make the best waifus. MOTHra, WORM_Anon, NuBEE; it’s just science.
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>>66738008
>It’s irrational, but when I used to post on SB’s jumpchain thread I never liked any posts. I do it all the time on youtube and Normiebook, but for whatever reason on an imageboard I just felt you should actually like the posts you like.
It feels like if I like something I get the obligation to keep liking other shit and go back to shit I've read before years ago and also like those things and so on and I just can't handle shit like that.
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>>66738071
>Insects make the best waifus
You are absolutely right
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>>66737981
Apparently Smolder has more confidence in Nenad’s ability to always love no matter how much time passes then she does her own.
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>>66738071
Don't waifu my people! Worms aren't even insects! We're invertebrates!
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>>66737464
So would introducing a new magic system to her that is more palatable be a good start?
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>>66738008
>What even is the purpose of that one drawback if everyone left is literally worthless trash?
It just forces you to deal with their shit?
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>>66735372
CUSTER DID NOTHING WRONG
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>>66738092
No, no they do not, but they make good bodyguards.
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>>66738143
Oh right yeah, forgot about that because I figured unless you just fuck off you’d be haunted by their dumb bullshit everywhere you look anyway
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>>66738140
The magic system itself is completely fine, that anon is full of shit. What he actually did was grant her with a "Holy Grail" of sorts. A Holy Artifact, A Miracle of God "granted" to her. Every time she uses it she has to say prayers to god and it gradually brainwashes her to a degree. Not so much that she would be completely mind broken though, he wants her to actually pray to him of her own free will atleast once, after which he'll leave her alone completely free to do her own thing.
So basically just make sure she doesn't have to use it.
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>>66738071
Everything and everything makes the best waifus.
Except robots. Never trust robots. We have the Captchas for a reason!
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>>66738110
Aw, fuck, man... why you gotta say that when the wound is still fresh?

>>66738120
Worms might not be insects, but they are waifus, which means they’re in the same family as insects.
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>>66738202
>Everything and ANYthing*
Clearly a robot's work.
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>>66738203
>Mfw
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>>66738202
>Except robots. Never trust robots.
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>>66738071
>>66738092
What are some jumps with cute insects?
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>>66737543
This Disposable_Face Guy sounds like a retard
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>>66738253
Worm.
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>>66738239
EDI has a robot android body, but she is primarily located on the Normandy making her a shipgirl instead.
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>>66738260
Pretty much.
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>>66738253
>cute insects?
Franken Fran
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>>66738276
Reminder that this is supposedly average attractiveness to Wildbow.
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>>66738202
Delet dis
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>>66738253
>What are some jumps with cute insects?
They have bug wings. Do they count?
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>>66738304
Pretty sure he never showed an image for Taylor and her being shown attractive is just fanart and fandom bullshit.
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>>66737778
I see your Skyward Sword Zelda and raise you BOTW Zelda.
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>>66738324
To be fair, everyone is more attractive in fanworks, unless they’re supposed to be ugly, fat bastards. In which case, they’re uglier, fatter, more bastardy
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>>66737958
Yes
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>>66738324
Funnily enough, he actually did in one of his countless WoGs.
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>>66738357
Who’s more retarded, Wildbow or JKR?
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>>66738392
JKR. No contest.
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>>66738357
When did you discover your love for the Godzilla series?
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>>66738330
Are we sure BOTW stands for Breath of the Wild and not Booty of the Wild? Because damn.

>>66738398
I don't know, Goji, Wildbow's pretty bad...
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>>66738330
>raising the stupidest looking Zelda yet
Speaking of attractive fanworks.
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>>66738357
Are you going to show us?
>>66738392
Wildbow.
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>>66738392
I'd say Wildbow, because at least JKR won't get into arguments about how you can't beat his characters and go out of her way to step on theories.
I mean, Rowling goes way too far in the opposite direction, but if it's a choice between an author who hates his fanbase and an author who loves them, I'm siding with the nicer of the two.
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>>66738402
When I was like 5.
>>66738422
One of the pics he's used.
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>>66738474
I’m just going to echo Goji here
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>>66738474
>When I was like 5.
Nice, what got you into it?
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>>66738486
Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla 2. Best Heisei movie.
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>>66737683
Where is my Campione!
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>>66737931
>>66737697
Get Greed, Return by Death and Sword Saint. It's a pretty good start.
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>>66738474
>Reference: I like this pic to point to because it gives something to point to in someone being thin, slightly awkward (the bent wrist), the thin mouth and glasses, but she’d have the hair noted on the side (possibly less fancy)
I'd say that's fairly average but I can see where you're coming from.
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>>66738474
I’d fuck her ‘till she’s sane again, desu
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>>66738505
>Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla 2. Best Heisei movie.
Niice,

>>66738532
>I’d fuck her ‘till she’s sane again, desu
Gonna do that to Wanda in AvX
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>>66738474
I wouldn't say she's anything too special, but she's definitely cute.
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>>66738543
What's she like? All I know is Muh Phoenix.
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>>66738071
Interesting that you didn't mention NikaMoth.
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>>66738617
>What's she like?
Crazy gypsy woman
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>>66738687
She suddenly turned into an asshole and hated everyone, even people she said she admired and liked and who returned those feelings like Red or Valeria, one day without any explanation.
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>>66738071
I reject waifu status, but Mothra art is a good thing.
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>>66738695
>like Red
Huh, I knew Val which kind of makes sense desu, but Red? Then again, I guess Red has dissed SJW talking points a couple times.
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>>66738203
>Worms might not be insects, but they are waifus, which means they’re in the same family as insects.
I... can't tell if that's an insult or a compliment.
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>>66738727
The discord circle generally seems to take dumps on anyone still in 4Chan whenever they can. It's weird because a lot of the people that do this used to like most of the namefags here. We can only assume they pretended to like people until they stopped interacting with them.
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>>66738409
>Hottest looking Zelda yet

FIFY
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>>66738758
Desu I stopped lurking when they made fucking pronouns part of the required entry bullshit.
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>>66738330
>>66738409
Wait, Zelda has pointed ears? How long has this been a thing? Have I just been blind?
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>>66738758
Digger was always a little shit though. He played it off for laughs or him being cute but he constantly talked shit about whoever. Not to mention how big an attention whore he was trying to thrust himself into the spotlight whenever people were talking about someone else. Then there was the what, six or seven times he was trashing on Val, someone told Val, they talked, he said sorry, and then he did it again? Fuck that guy.
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>>66738802
Dude. Zelda and Link are Hylians. All Hylians have pointed ears.
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>>66738802
>Wait, Zelda has pointed ears? How long has this been a thing? Have I just been blind?
Are... are you... mentally challenged... in any way?
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>>66738802
Anon, I think you might wanna get your eyes checked out.
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>>66738820
Remember when the Dragonball fiasco happened? Val posted her Multiverse jump, shit storms happened, Heavens got permission from Quicksilver to post Dragon Ball and Dragon Ball Z. But Digger fired off shots at Val when Heavens and him posted the jump, even though he only got to post it because of her.

EagerDigger was a spiteful person who was never honest abotut how he acted towards others unless it wouldn't have negative consequences for him.
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>>66738802
Knife ears are the first thing you look for on a girl. You don't want to have to break your heart when you inevitably kill her.
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>>66738802
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>>66738848
Hylians aren't elves, important note. Kokiri are basically the elves of Zelda. Hylians are just another species of humans with pointy ears, even living alongside them in many cases without the two being distinct. They're not snooty, long lived or whatever. Though they might have more potential for magic due to being the favored race of the old goddesses? I'm not actually that well learned about Zelda lore.
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>>66738867
I know but it doesn't matter. If its ears are knives, it needs to die.
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>>66738843
>>66738820
Fuck I hope y’all be trolling, I always thought Digger was a good spud
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>>66738843
Anyone got the Digger DragonBall jump?
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Ok, general items are pretty much done and I have the human + the titan items noted down. Sorta just missing a 100 for the Titans, but I might just make it a silly looking Godzilla suit like in the other ones.
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>>66738867
NuBee, Kokiri are Hylian children under the "protection" of the Great Deku Tree.
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>>66738891
Idea for Titans: What about a signature set of cave paintings, idols or other ancient civilisation artwork depicting you in your element and your greatest battles always positioned somewhere where it can be discovered by a first world country, or up somewhere scenic if there are none in the jump?
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>>66738867
They’re all magical to some degree which is why their ears are pointy to hear their goddess. Which is just a way to explain why they’re all somewhat magical, the royalty are even more magical.
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>>66738880
You go look into things and form your own opinion. I'm not going to make a scene over someone who isn't even here. My opinion is that Digger was a dick and him behaving like an asshole on multiple occasions validates that for me.
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>>66738923
Ah, that could work! Thanks, anon.
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>>66738916
And the Sheikah are just Hylians that pledged to protect the royal family since ancient times (I think). That doesn't stop them from being sweet ninja people. Likewise, the Kokiri are elves. They're magical, live in the woods, talk to fairies and commune with a tree.

>>66738926
Thank you.
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>>66738930
Really, who hasn’t been a dick here at some point or other?
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>>66738891
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCxeP2HLrcg

Kudos to Haruo Nakajima
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>>66738930
I still liked him until that shit at the end, coming onto the thread just to say he thought we sucked and he was only gonna hang out on the discord now. Him and NikaMoth, I swear.

On the one hand I guess it says something about how much people s are actually willing to forgive if you don't purposefully make yourself out to be an enemy. But on the other hand I'll never understand the idea of purposefully burning bridges like that.
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>>66739000
That man is an absolute tank and the dedication he had to his craft was insane.
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>>66739023
>the dedication he had to his craft was insane.
Can we companion him in the Showa era jump?
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>>66738953
Pretty sure they were kind of implied to be a different species, more likely just race, along with being described as the chosen guardians of the goddesses. The Sheikah, that is.
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>>66739026
I'd be fine with that. Either Gojira or Showa.
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>>66739023
>>66739026
>Giant Haruo Nakajima wearing a Godzilla costume companion.
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>>66739040
>I'd be fine with that. Either Gojira or Showa.
Niice, gonna do that and give the gent a big up (RIP).
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>>66739009
Myself, I just take it as a given people are always going to be at least a little antagonistic on this website. I don’t hold “I don’t like this place, I’m leaving” against folks, but I am disappointed and sad about them apparently having ulterior, passive aggressive reasons beyond just simple dislike.
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>>66739009
>NikaMoth
Was I the only one surprised by that? Digger I saw coming because he'd been acting more and more like a dick up to that point, so I figured he was getting sick of the place. But Nika at worst just got in a few small arguments and squabbles, and seemed mostly fine up until that point, far as I remember. Her leaving and what happened after caught me by surprise.
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>>66739092
The reeeeeee during Kingdom Come being made seemingly came out of nowhere.
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>>66739092
No, no, that really did feel like it came out of nowhere. She was plucky and got along with some, had no more beef than anyone else.
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>>66738953
>Likewise, the Kokiri are elves. They're magical, live in the woods, talk to fairies and commune with a tree.
I'd say they're more sprites than elves. Especially with them eventually mutating all the way into little plant spirits. What ever happened to the kikwi, though? I liked those little guys. Did they evolve into the Deku or something?
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>>66739112
>Kingdom Come being made
why would anyone be miffed about that?
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>>66739092
Nah, it seemed really out of left field for me, too. I always saw her as one of the nicer posters. I wonder sometimes if she'd been secretly harboring a grudge down low or if someone had convinced her elsewhere to change her mind.
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>>66739121
>inter-jump balance
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>>66739121
Nah, she was the one making it and she dipped after putting on the finishing touches.
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>>66739046
>Kong rampaged along the coastline until he encountered Godzilla in the wilderness. Kong tossed a boulder at Godzilla, who responded with a blast of his thermonuclear breath, which singed Kong's fur and set much of the forest ablaze. Kong scratched his head and walked away in defeat.
>Kong was tied to several large balloons with indestructible metal wire and carried to Mt. Fuji. Kong was dropped onto Godzilla, and the two titans resumed their battle.
>Godzilla again claimed the upper hand, eventually battering Kong into unconsciousness and razing him with his atomic breath. Luckily for Kong, a lightning storm passed over head and Kong was struck by lightning, re-energizing him and surging an electrical current through his body.
>Kong grabbed Godzilla's tail, electrocuting him with his touch, and the battle raged on, this time with both combatants on equal footing. The monsters fought across the Fuji wilderness until they reached a cliff, where they tackled each other into the ocean below, causing an earthquake.
>After the tremors settled, Kong emerged from the water, and began to swim back to his home on Farou Island. Many believed Kong won the fight, however, Tomoyuki Tanaka revealed in his latest book Definitive Edition Godzilla Introduction, that the fight was a draw.
So, how do you think Godzilla vs King Kong is going to go?
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>>66739122
Considering the echo chamber that the discord quickly developed into? That's pretty likely.
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>>66739140
They're probably going to team up against whatever the severed Ghidorah head winds up being. Possibly it will regenerate and mutate into Destoroyah, given the Oxygen Destroyer being used in the same area. That's what everyone's assuming.
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>>66739140
Godzilla wins the fight, but Kong gains his respect. They have to team up to fight Destroyah or an empowered Ghidorah, or the least likely option of Bagan.
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>>66739122
I know Valeria openly expressed confusion the last time I asked what went on between them after I saw Nikamoth talking shit about her. No one seems to know what happened to Nikamoth.
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>>66739140
Godzilla and King Kong fight, then the fight gets interrupted by Destroyah. They fight him, maybe a reborn Mothra joins in, they win, and everyone walks or flys away happy. Except for Destroyah, who is in fact dead.
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>>66739092
Honestly, I wouldn't even be surprised if Digger only did it to find a new crowd to build him up. Nika always seemed a lot more genuine though, so it feels like she really did go off the SJW cliff and started associating the thread with Nazis after some epiphany.
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>>66739125
>inter-jump balance
It stopped being a thing after Suggs though, its not the MasterChief is strong era no more.

>>66739128
>and she dipped after putting on the finishing touches.
Most strange

>>66739140
>indestructible metal wire
>a lightning storm passed over head and Kong was struck by lightning, re-energizing him and surging an electrical current through his body.
Hol up ,did Ghidorah of all beings sent a bolt of lighting to help Kong?
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>>66739119
Maybe.
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>>66739161
Discord hates Valeria because she made Goblin Slayer which depicts rape offensively or somesuch.
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>>66739180
>indestructible metal wire
This part is the JSDF IIRC.
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>>66739180
>Ghidorah saves Kong just to spite Godzilla
I wouldn't even be surprised.
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>>66739186
>shows rape offensively
>when it's shown as an awful thing that traumatizes the victim forever

Next time we'll make sure the victim looks delighted to have thick goblin cock.
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>>66739196
>>66739180
I mean, Showa Ghidorah did blast Godzilla in the balls with his lightning. So, he's definitely petty enough.
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>>66739161
If anyone has a Discord account, can someone go check out what she says her deal was? She might still be super crazy, but that erase the possibility of her answering. It might give some closure since it seems like I'm not the only one confused here.
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>>66739186
>depicts rape offensively or somesuch.
IIRC it depicts rape the way it ought to be, no sissy pills or onion uncles. Just plain brute force.

>>66739212
>Showa Ghidorah did blast Godzilla in the balls with his lightning. So, he's definitely petty enough.
What's their reason for beefing in the original series?

>>66739215
>she
Ain't even there anymore somehow
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>>66739212
Showa Ghidorah in general was a huge dick. I mean, Heisei Ghidorah was just a mutated animal, or three animals, really, and Millennium Ghidorah was either a heroic Yamato-No-Orochi or just some alien overlord's big guns. Meanwhile, Showa Ghidorah caused destruction and chaos for shits and giggles, and went with the evil alien of the week's schemes because it amused him.
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>>66739230
>What's their reason for beefing in the original series?
Sheer pettiness. Ghidorah was just some asshole alien monster.
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>>66739230
>What's their reason for beefing in the original series?
It's pretty much just that Ghidorah is a dick that wants to destroy Earth because he thinks it would be fun, and Godzilla doesn't want him to do that for obvious reasons. That, and both of them are really proud and don't like the idea of a monster as strong as them. There's also the fact that Showa Godzilla is, arguably, a hero, and is opposed to Ghidorah on moral grounds as well.

Plus, the Mothra twins impressed him by standing up to Ghidorah even though they had no chance, so he stepped in to help them.
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>>66739215
Last I heard both NikaMoth and Digger have since disappeared from the discord as well.

Which bums me out, honestly. It's like someone just decides to cut off contact with you and refuses to tell you why.
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>>66739259
>Godzilla is a tough biker guy who wrecks shit and has no respect for the law, but respects guts
>Ghidorah is an actual obscenely strong psychopath who lives to make people suffer

Makes sense
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>>66739234
Hilariously, Heisei Ghidorah keeps some of the original Ghidorah lore. The Dorats are genetically engineered clones of the original Ghidorah that died on Venus after it life wiped the planet.
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>>66739290
>>Godzilla is a tough biker guy who wrecks shit and has no respect for the law, but respects guts
>>Ghidorah is an actual obscenely strong psychopath who lives to make people suffer
>Makes sense
Seems like Kusanagi and Yagami from KoF
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>>66739274
Are you sure? Digger changes names all the time, he goes by "Hexarchy" last I saw.
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>>66739341
It is entirely possible I'm wrong. I'm using secondhand information since I don't actually go to the discord after all. But that is what I'd heard from other anons several threads back.
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>>66739290
To expand on that note about Ghidorah, listen to his original roar, and it sounds less like a roar and more like laughter. He's giggling and cackling while he's wreaking havoc.
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>>66737041
>It's a Cool Cats jump!
Cool Cats, why have you forsaken us?
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>>66739377
What now?
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How should i order these jumps in terms of power/challenge
Megaman
Nier Automata
Infinite Stratos
Classic Sonic
Earth Defense Force 2025
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>>66739425
I can't place IS, since I don't know about it. But I'd say this for the rest
>Sonic
>Megaman
>EDF
>Nier
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>>66739425
challenge least to most
infinite stratos
megaman
classic sonic
Nier Automata
EDF 2025
last two are interchangable depending on orgins and drawback
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>>66739425
Challenge from least to worst, numbered.
Classic Sonic - 1
Infinite Stratos - 2/1.5
Earth Defense Force 2025 - 2
Nier Automata - 3
Megaman - 4



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