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>>66732938He tried, repeatedly. Lorgar always ignored him. Monarchia was literally Lorgar's project to convince Emps that religion was good and that he WAS a god and should accept worship, despite everything he had been told in the past. That's why it was made so grand and autistically perfect, to try and make a perfect planet and show Emps the supposed benefits of being taken as a god and that religion would grant.
>>66733304Leave shitty arguments and old shitposting chains in the old thread.When a thread dies, there is not last word after that. That's basic board etiquette. Trying to have the last word in the new thread is immature
Dang it, didn't manage to get it before the entry. Got the Thread posted though.>>66732874>Mean? It already applies to skills even before we develop them right?It's a clarification for a dude who wanted a explicit ability to train skills outside the Gauntlet.>>66732876>Just making sure but Kamigawa's Jumper of Flesh and Spirit is supposed to work like the excerpted parts of these perks right?More or less, yes. Granted it means different things, a being formed of personal reality is quite different from a person who unites with the god of their existance.>>66732918It's baked into the Origin itself. Sorry if that wasn't clear.
Astartes Part 4 makes me want to jump Astartes.
>>66733350Absolutely nobody cares about your autism.
>>66733304>He tried, repeatedly. Lorgar always ignored him. Monarchia was literally Lorgar's project to convince Emps that religion was good and that he WAS a god and should accept worship, despite everything he had been told in the past. That's why it was made so grand and autistically perfect, to try and make a perfect planet and show Emps the supposed benefits of being taken as a god and that religion would grant.And the Emperor made him look like a demon instead, Besides it matters not since the Emperor Logar like that like he did with all his other sons >>66733369Part 4 is released? Hell yeah
>>66733375>Standard board culture and etiquette is autismI hate tourists
What is your jumper's favorite beverage?If it's some basic bitch Earth soft drink, you are an unimaginative rube.
>>66733376>the Emperor Logar like that like he did
>>66733417Sorry, I meant to say that the Emperor made Logar like that >>66733406Thanks anon
>>66733363Hey Gaunlet, did you know about pic related? I know I sure didn't.
>>66733402I'm part of the Jumper Perfect Coffee Conglomerate, the True Tea Treaties, and the Sublime Soda Solution. All of which are Jumpers trying their damnedest to make the VERY BEST BEVERAGES! I have yet to find the perfection for my Palate but for now it's good that I try.
>>66733438*Has PTSD flashback*I wasn't even in 'Nam.
>>66733432Lorgar became like that of his own choice.
>>66733363>It's a clarification for a dude who wanted a explicit ability to train skills outside the Gauntlet.Huh, odd. Thanks for answering!
>>66733443>All of which are Jumpers trying their damnedest to make the VERY BEST BEVERAGES!How's the ginger ale?
>>66733430You are a boor, a cad, and worse.
>>66733402Waifu breast milk
>>66733402Think it was some kind of lemonade based drink with multiple super fruits, but it's been forever since a chain where I had that. Super fruity, sweet and sour though.
>>66733457I'm sorry, but if it makes you feel any better it reminds me of the old TMNT games.
>>66733485>Huh, odd. Thanks for answering!Basically what I said but hey some anons ask for the darnest things.>>66733503>How's the ginger ale?Not my area of expertise. I'm working mainly in the Coffee Conglomerate but I support all Jumpers out there who want good meals for the frankly terrfying palates that we'd likely have were all this a real thing.Also I just had that moment where I thought about how every time I have a power locking drawback it must Flowers for Algernon my senses for a bit and shuddered.>>66733537Yes. Yes it do.
Right. Reposting, sorry for potentially starting a Quirk Marriage shitstorm (not like that's new for this place at any rate). My current Quirk Marriage is a duo with Urn Pell and Transfer. Current process is 'absorb material through skin, adding to internal stockpile. While internal stockpile is maintained, can take on traits of said material (e.g. absorb iron, become iron man, not Iron-Man). Can extrude material out of skin in various shapes, e.g. spontaneous scalemail, spikes, or more complex shapes.'With MHA's update, I want to add two more Quirks into this thing. Right now I'm debating between:>Weld (weld things together at a single point of contact)>Lock Down (lock things spacially meaning no motherfucker can move them)>Dark Shadow (maybe gathering enough material lets me create a Stand)>Atmosphere (something something "inhale to fuel internal furnace to change or modify stockpiled materials"? I dunno I might use Atmosphere for something else)>Sentry System (gain awareness of area around previously absorbed and extruded material) >Gigantification (grow size with more absorbed material)Potentially being drawn towards Weld and Atmosphere (assuming I'm thinking correctly on how Atmosphere would incorporate itself), but looking for a few other opinions before setting. Pic unrelated.
>>66733467I was about to go on some autistic rant about how the Emperor created each of them for one purpose or another and how Magnus was a prime example, but that seems pointless. So I'll concede, for now. You win this time anon
>>66733402Estus. Tastes like fire and spiced cider.
>>66733598You know it’s probably made of undead ash right
>>66733402Mead made with my wife's honey.
>>66733564Get Weld and Lock Down. Go full GMod.
>>66733363>More or less, yes.Not that anon, but if that's the case, then why did you say JoFaS wouldn't allow you to access the full extent of your Hollow powers while still enfleshed?
>>66733609So it tastes like friendship too?
>>66733609Nah mate, it was established long ago that it's Firekeeper pee.
>>66733560>Yes. Yes it do.Wait, are you actually going to go through the game?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6jOU-H-gB4
>>66733647Yes officer this cannibal right here.
>>66733402Apple cider. Milk is a close second.>>66732895That's fine. Really, I'm after copying everything BUT Exalts, just good to know my limits.>Infernals can copy a Lunar's character sheet entirely at level 4Really? Damn, that explains why Lunar's have that Essence 10 thing that just makes them... huge.
>>66733645I think because I was talk circles in my head? Could you find the quote for that one so I could answer it properly. As a person who took JoFaS you should be able to pull that off. Past-Gaunlet is an idiot I'm guessing.>>66733695I tried. It got annoying after a little bit, I don't actually recall why though.
>>66733598It tastes like fire, bone ash and the souls of dead waifus.
>>66733755Dang it pic you will stick!
>>66733622>Go full GMod.Okay not gonna lie this is actually really tempting.
>>66733738The saddest part of that charm is how it tries to claim Isidoros sees it as an affront. Considering the achievements of Lunars and the scale Isidoros operates at, it just sounds like a long time ago Isidoros stepped on a Lunar in battle and the Lunar tried to make up a cooler story about how it.
>>66733402... Okay so does Bouillon count as a basic bitch Earth soft drink? Because the stuff used to be sold in soda fountains back in the 1900s, and I adore the stuff.Warm, savory, salty, and beefy are all wonderful flavours.
>>66733780>Dang it pic you will stick!Are you sure you're not just retarded? No one else seems to have this problem.
>>66733809he's a namefagthey're always retarded
So is someone claiming Darling in the Franxx? Seems like there's suddenly a bunch of people wanting to do that one.
>>66732349So if my Jumper's body soul and mind were one thing and he was already immune to illness would I be better off not taking immortal smoke and instead taking a custom power that makes his soul conceptually durable?
>>66733852Waifufags. Disregard it for now, they'll lose interest in a month.
>>66733876Yeah but I wanted to do it as well, so I wanted to check if someone is actually claiming it or not.
>>66733787I can totally agree with that. Seriously one of Isidoros big things is he's basically oblivious to things that get in his way because he makes them get out of his way, usually by tamping them underfoot without ever even acknowledging them.>>66733809I agree with >>66733825 in order to stay humble.I mean let us just break this down.I'm a Namefag on a mostly anonymous site, thus I must on some level be a bit of a attention whore.I have a trip so I could just use that but I have to put on a persona, again the whole attention whore thing.So, yeah in a way I act weird and try to be wacky in order to make my persona of this more valid/memorable because I don't have the raw talent of Konata who can just throw a few lines down with a Pic and legit have me tearing up/busting a gut/etc. and thus I have quirks. Also Konata-Anon is great read her stuff.Or all of the above is Anon Pandering and I'm just fucking with people.:^)
>>66733876Are you incapable of enjoying anything?
>>66733910MY HEART IS A COLD AND FROZEN LUMP OF SALT AND SHIT
>>66733807>BouillonIt's literally broth.
>>66733759I feel like the taste can’t be TOO bad because DS3 Onion Bro makes soup out of it.
>>66733948Yes. So is tea and coffee.What's your point?
>>66731301Sorry anon. Not feeling much enthusiasm for it, so lapse in creative process for the time being. I'll keep working on it as time goes on, but if somebody else finishes it before I do then that's just how it works out. Mostly been working on a more personal project in the meantime. Don't expect it to get accepted anywhere so I'm a bit more free with it.
>>66733962It has no carbonation bro.
Who would make for a good adoptive mother for Fate Abigail Williams?
>>66734029Just grab Luvia
>>66734006male caliidus exist ok
>>66733865Assuming you mean conceptual durability in the sense that your soul won't get hurt by anything short of conceptual hax, that's pretty much how Hourai immortality already works.
>>66733755>I tried. It got annoying after a little bit, I don't actually recall why though.Oh, that's why you were sad.Been meaning to ask, but why does True Mibu not have a 100CP item?
>>66734048>cares about genders>in 2019Just shapeshift you coward.
>>66734048He's too much of a fucking asshole to accept that.
>>66734063Balance for True Mibu getting the Crimson Eyes Free was that I left out the 100 CP item.
>>66734006>>66734048>And once you relent on this, I'll have more ammunition to shitpost you with about human options!>YOU CAN'T WIN!
>>66734082He already said if someone else finishes then it is what it is. Put that effort into making a jump instead of shitting your pants and bitching all the time, you cuck.
>>66733807I been thinking of brewing it for a to go breakfast but never do.
>>66733904One anon was asking about whether someone had claimed it last thread and said that they might wanna make it if no-one else was, but they never officially said words to the effect of 'I am making this', so I'm not sure. Here's the post from the last thread >>66725944
>>66734117Why should I bother given you people will never accept it because of """shitposting."""
What are some settings where humans are on the bottom of the food chain and in a bad situation?
>>66732725I only have things set up inasmuch as I've decided what goes where. Nothing is actually fluffed out.After it's done I'm probably going to work more on A Girl Adrift. My progress on that is actually locked by my progress on the game itself, which is slow going.>>66732903More tv tropes and wiki's, but yeah. I'm planning on offering the temple where he gets sealed as well as some of the robots from SS proper on account of them being old as fuck and thus fitting right in.
>>66734025Soft Drink as a term means nonalcoholic drink. The terms meant to contrast with how Hard Drinks are alcoholic drinks.The modern definition of it meaning carbonated drinks is because of advertising, trying to make a single marketing term to apply to carbonated drinks due to how many different ways there are of referring to them.
>>66734153If you're not going to put your money where your mouth is then you can fuck off. The claim is open, you have no one to blame but yourself.
>>66733402Gamer girl pee.
>>66734119It's kinda annoying to make, needing hours of simmering the meat.It does make for a tasty breakfast though.
>>66733962Vanilla and chocolate coffee is just a fancy three bean soup.
>>66734053He was asking about Immortal Smoke, not Hourai Immortality. They work a bit differently now.
>>66733402Probably some celestial alcohol from Exalted.
>>66734211You could always use instant.You know. If you like heresy and heartburn.
>>66733564An internal furnace sounds like a neat premise, but I think Temperature Modulation might work better than Atmosphere.What about adding Temperature Modulation and Creation/Edge Master/Overhaul? That'd probably give you a focus on reforging your stockpile in to whatever you want.
>>66734262I said mother, not sisters
>>66734263Yeah, instant isn't that bad when you don't want to chisel off a chunk of frozen broth to heat up.But one of the benefits to making your own is that you get really tender meat out of it, perfect for making other food with.
>>66732349>[inarticulate loving noises about my fiancee]K E KEK
>>66734262>having other lewd lolis be a mom for another lewd loliWell I'm sure there's no way that will end poorly.
>>66734029How about another hot blonde with a super powered dark side?
>>66734345I'm hoping he's dropped it, since that setting has killed multiple jumpmakers so far
>>66734345Well, Ric is gone so it's now entirely mine again.This is not a good thing.
Why is the Dragonblooded Items section so expensive? Even the minor tiny things start at 200 CP and there are no discounts/freebies. Aren't they the Exalted with the easiest access to Artifacts?
>>66734116Sadly, unironically true. Even if there are male Callidus and he is wanting to concede, he's fucked because as soon as he does he becomes a shitposting target. Which is weird because he doesn't engage them.
>>66733402Exotic mixed drinks, comprised of off-world ingredients.You don't realize exactly how comprehensive a collection of 'Berries' can get until you really sit down and grasp how broad the term is stretched in terms of that produce. A little experimentation with time-dilated fermentation and a bit of splicing here and there, and the drinks get pretty interesting.If they had to pick one, it'd probably be the Golden Apple hard cider with Chesto/Mint berry puree. Distilled for nigh absurd alcoholic content, condensed power-boosting property, and the berries take the sluggish feeling out of being inebriated without actually killing the buzz.Sometimes served infused into a Turbo Ether like a jello shot.Not Jumper's greatest technical marvel, but certainly a solid choice from their consumable craft.
>>66734393They're just furries who are mad that Skaven outed them. BeastAnon's playing 4D chess with their heads.
>>66734393I just want canon compliance
>>66734441No no no, they're really Lizardmen pretending to be outed furries so they can chase the hated ratmen off the drive.
>>66734393All I wanted was a human option for Gaves. He couldn't offer that for Beastmen or for Skavenslaves.
>>66734485Shut the fuck up, lizard.
>>66734506>he doesn't bitch about demanding human options in Ogres or Lizardmen, or even the Goblins jumpWanna know how we know you're full of it?
>>66734513Fuck off warmblood.
>>66734379Because the jumpmaker left before doing updates they planned for Solars and Dragonblooded.
>>66734530>or even the Goblins jumphey Gaunlet. Add a human option to Greenskins.
>>66734555It has one already. Good luck with that.
>>66734467Salem, from RWBY. She took a dose of DARKNESS to the face and has been dead set on killing the gods (and ruining everything her husband tries to do) ever since.
Where can I go to be a snake? Or jumps where I can do a sorta snake-ish theme?
>>66734571Look at that. Gaunlet being a POLITE and POSITIVE jumpmaker has already accounted for what Anon wants. And yet BeastAnon's too much of a cunt to even add a CANON GENDER OPTION for Assassinorum.
>>66734577>Evil Overlord List item no 34>I will not turn into a snake. It never helps.
>>66734581>Gorknmorka [+600]: Okay here’s the deal. First, you are human, back to the very form you started this journey out in to be particular. Second, all abilities, perks, supplements, items, and other stuff not from this Jump have been sealed for the duration of this Jump, learned stuff is still there though it might or might not work. Third, you now have an objective: Find your tribe of Greenskins, beat the Boss who is currently leading them, lead the Greenskins to a brighter future culturally and as a society. Once that’s done you have to become the biggest andgreatest tribe to every WAAAGH! In the Badlands. You have eighty years to make this happen.So anon wants to get screwed over, have all his powers removed to where not even Body Mod works, and get a near impossible task to boot. This is what you want.
>>66734577There's a perk to make you one in Waltraute.
Got a question about MHA, probably a dumb question but questions are free.Are the perks discounted for their relevant origin? Just looking through it and it isn't mentioned which makes me presume the answer is no.
>>66734577There's at least a couple jumps which can let you become a snake youkai, if that counts. Pocky & Rocky lets you be pretty much any youkai, and I think Okami does as well with bonus alien demon powers?
>>66734616It always helps! Besides, I still say Jafar totally had Aladdin when he was a snake.
>>66734616The Evil Overlord List is for chumps who want to win. Winning is awful. Once you kill the plucky band of heroes and finish terrorising the world you run out of ideas fast and just sit on your throne. At least having a bunch of meddling kids throwing spanners in your plans to institute a global reign of terror gives you something to do every week.
>>66734577Generic Universal Monsters; you can even become a were-snake with the 400 CP perk, but the 200 CP perk for the Bestial line gives you a large animal altform.
>>66734006Moving on from shitposting, what's the secret project?It can't be that bad.
>>66734660>The perks purchasable below are discounted by 50% of their listed price for the matching Origin.100CP Perks are instead Free for the matching Origin.It's at the top of the Perk section.
>>66734616Jafar would like a word with you. Turning into a giant snake worked out great for him. Turning into a genie, on the other hand...
>>66734006Do not answer >>66734743Whatever you post is guaranteed to cause more shitposting.
>>66734751Eyes are fucking wasted on me I swear, cheers though.
>>66734775No problem dude, you have a good time.
Do we have a swtor jump? I wanna make it but i don't want to be rude.
>>66734811Brutus has it claimed.
>>66734865and hasn't produced a WIP in over three months
>>66734865That sucks. i had a couple of ideas, :(
>>66734873Nothing in three months?
>>66734811>>66734879>doesn't even know how to capitalize correctly>uses emoticonsIdeas, maybe. Good ideas, though? Unlikely.
Reminder that YJ_Anon is the person who thinks it's okay to make you the most powerful person in the setting for 1000 CP.
>>66734939Dude, the Triforce of Courage only costs 400cp.
>>66734939Reminder that Valeria does the same thing and the thread gets off on her stepping on them.
Does having a dedicated shitposter mean I’ve finally hit the big leagues as a Jumpmaker?
>>66734939What a coincidence! I do too. If only because it makes all of the retards with no self-control extremely butthurt.If you don't want to be the most powerful thing in the setting and you buy the ultra expensive perk that makes you the most powerful thing in the setting... I've got some bad news for you.
>>66734393>>66734441No, this happened back when I was working on Nioh as well years ago. At this point I'm just attributing it to being born unlucky. >>66734743Sorry, but saying anything's just going to cause problems. That and if I post it it will be considered a claim, so we're avoiding that.
>>66735050Yes, kind of a monkey's paw thing though. You were already in the big time since like years ago.
>>66734974If you bought Triforce of Courage jump 1 in TP, would it be better to go Drop-in or Adventurer?
>>66735069>NiohWork on it again, please. PLEASE, I NEED IT.
>>66734921And ends his sentence with a fucking comma.
Exalted Dragonblooded waifus?
>>66735074That it is. Thanks man.>>66735081IMO, Drop-In. Adventurer is handy, but if you follow the canon events then the 400 and 600 CP perks aren’t really all that useful for survival, whereas the same can’t be said for their equivalents in the Drop-In tree.
>>66735095No you don't. According to 99% of the internet you should be wanting Sekiro. If you don't want Sekiro over Nioh you're somehow gaming wrong and need to stop. No I'm not bitter. No of course not.
>>66734576>and has been dead set on killing the godsI mean, to be fair, she tried to kill the gods before the Darkness to the face thing.
>>66735081Definitely Drop-In. Adventurer offers some neat stuff, but the sheer utility of Drop-In's perks over time is well worth it. It's items are rather useful too, especially the bottles and Cave of Ordeals.
>>66734999Funny that you say that when I've criticized both Valeria and YJ_Anon for always supporting Valeria.
>>66735157Maybe our opinions would change if you made the Nioh jump.
>>66735157Well they're not wrong, but DMCV already does Sekiro's gimmick better, and Ghost of Tsukishima is fucking shovelware at this point in time.
>>66735157I want Nioh anyway.
>>66735050As a jumpmaker with significant presence on both QQ and SB, you are one of the most likely to have been compromised. Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if you've become a Discordite.
>>66735050I'm 80% sure this started the thread/moment you said you didn't have a dedicated shitposter, because a thread after SJWanon shit happened.
>>66735069>NiohI was hoping to forget that game existed just so I wouldn't remember how I'm still stuck on the bat boss. It took buying and playing through three different souls style games before I realized I suck at them.
>>66735229>It took buying and playing through three different souls style games before I realized I suck at them.I've found that getting good at monster hunter comes with being decent at souls games.Except for the Duke's Dear Freya fight.
>>66735170>Valeria and YJ_Anon for always supporting Valeria.One of the better shitposts I've seen, if intentional.
>>66735157>>66735174Just my opinion but it's kinda silly to compare the two games just because they both have respawning characters in Japan. Sekiro is a lot more focused on mobility and the unique combat system, while Nioh is a much larger game with an expansive loot system, and different playstyles you can heavily invest in. If you want, you can just spec the guy from Nioh in heavy armor, give him an axe and the two aren't even the same type of warrior.
>>66735069So you finally admit to being OAA, BeastAnon.
>>66735170>I've criticized both Valeria and YJ_Anon for always supporting Valeria.>I’ve criticized Valeria for always supporting Valeria
>>66735251People will always compare apples to oranges as long as they have the same colors
>>66735275How dare she have self-confidence.
>>66735266Are you tired yet, Genesis?You did this the first time around and got nowhere when you should've been making a biblical jump. Didn't respond to you once, and it was all the evidence you required.
>>66735251>Ghost of Tsukishima is fucking shovelware at this point in time.Explain
>>66735244Dang it, Roger a Muirebe.
>>66735297Not me. Last time people I said anything about Nioh is when people told me I should apologize for Nioh a year ago (which was around the time I put the last wip)
>>66735298I wasn't the one who said that. I don't know.
>>66735298Meant for >>66735174>>66735327
>>66735229>spoiler >picAnon you have no idea how true that is. The only remotely "Souls"-like game I'm good at is Hollow Knight. I only made it through the base Nioh game by spamming big axe moves.>>66735171>pic againanon I deleted that pastebin. It's dead.I would have to play through the game to rebuild it and I'm not emotionally prepared for that. >>66735251>Just my opinion but it's kinda silly to compare the two games>pic AGAINthat doesn't stop most of these dumb motherfuckers from doing it ANYWAY.
>>66734927I think I'm just going to make it then. Unless he says something, then I'll wait off on it.
HEY, /JC/. TELL ME ABOUT THE CIV YOU BUILT IN STELLARIS.
>>66735397It was just my civ from civilization uplifted.So various Monsters/Spirits/Youkai from various mythologies, all working as one people.
>>66735359>picSo you were ALSO the RWBY shitposter? I'd say I was surprised if it wasn't you, OAA.
>>66735324Yeah forgive me for not believing that. Especially with your newest line >>66735417
>>66734927>>66734919>>66734873>>66734865>>66734811He made the claim all the way back when Jumpchain started in 2014. Along with Orks. I like the guy I wish he would just give up the claims already and let someone else make them.
>>66735359Your pic reminded me that I'm really fucking happy that we're gettting NMH3. Who made the jump?
>>66735417So you were ALSO the RWBY shitposter? I'd say I was surprised if it wasn't you, Gohan.
>>66735397I stole Konata's fluffy moth people because they sounded like the best thing ever.
>>66735417>RWBY shitposter that would imply I watch RWBY for any reason except a sunk-cost.
>>66735397I just made the Hre in space, with more politics and much more bordergore.
>>66735359Kinda woulda been nice if you said you dropped it in thread before now but fine.
Oh, shit, Val just called down the fury ('s Maxim) of the SB cliff squad.
>>66735157Maybe I just need to play it more, but I just can’t get into Nioh at all. I think it’s because it’s similar enough to a souls game that I feel like it’s familiar, but the combat feels unsatisfying most of the time and a lot of the mechanics feel needlessly complicated.>>66735199No way bro, I only use Discord for talking with friends.
Reminder that Monty's girlfriend is responsible for his death and the show becoming shit. All by convincing him to get a cat despite his allergies
>>66735435That long with nothing to show? I say fuck it, someone just do it and if he has the balls to contest it, he can come in here and do so while explaining why we haven't heard shit.
>>66735490Anon if he hadn't posted about it for actual months and nobody was considering the claim as active, what's the point. That and nobody said anything about wanting it when Genesis and his posse were shitposting him harder than Red was around that time.
>>66735499Man, who even cares?
>>66734371Were you going to update The Gamer? I thought I remembered something about that.
>>66735515>someone just do it I mean that's the problem with all development hell jumps, no one wants to do anything but wait
>>66735499Post a link.
>>66735242Ah, I've found that I am not very good at MH either. In that game I'm just far too aggressive when it comes to attacking, and I can't seem to back off in time before I get hit.>>66735359>Anon you have no idea how true that is. >The only remotely "Souls"-like game I'm good at is Hollow Knight. I only made it through the base Nioh game by spamming big axe moves.Hey, atleast you were able to beat the game right? Even if you might not have the skills, you have the determination. I should go and look to see if there's any way to cheese my way through it.
>>66735517Would have stopped a bunch of arguments over just that. Not that I imagine you or him cares.
>>66735512I agree, Burns is really more of a dog person. That's why he died, when he wasn't able to release the hounds.
>>66735372>QueenHave you tried being a Lannister?
>>66735554>stopped a bunch of arguments over just that.>stopping arguments>in JumpChain>stopping JumpChain-related arguments>STOPPING>ARGUMENTS>IN THE JUMPCHAIN GENERAL
>>66735571See? Didn't care.
>>66735554>Would have stopped a bunch of arguments over just thatAnon. Anon we're in /jc/. Nothing stops the arguments or the shitposting. If it was just Valeria here, she'd get shitposted harder than Thrallherd.
What shall we do with a drunken sailorWhat shall we do with a drunken sailorWhat shall we do with a drunken sailorEARLY IN THE MORNING
>>66735571Yeah. It actually happens. You clearly don't believe it can but others do.
>>66735583How much you wanna bet that now people are gonna claim SB is the best place and worship it now that Val's abandoned /tg/ for it?
>>66735372>queen>physiciant. double cuck
What even if Fury's Maxim? Sounds like some shitty novel
>>66735397I built an empire of machines dedicated to galactic conquest, unleashing my robotic hordes upon the galaxy, terminating or enslaving the meatbags and forcing them to bow to my brilliance and mechanical superiority!
>>66735582Anon. I apologize, but you're thinking that would have done anything. JumpChain argues. It's one of the majority forms of posting in this general. The last time somebody tried to stop an argument was JoJo's Bizarre Anon. You know, the person who got shitposted by both Thread and IRC?
>>66735606Ignoring jumpmaker rules for various reasons.
>>66735611No, the last time somebody tried to stop an argument is any time someone tries changing the conversation, which happens all the time and often succeeds.Why are you living that far back in the past? Half a decade ago is not now.
>>66735606Ignoring something because you think it is stupid
>>66735588Way hay and up she risesWay hay and up she risesWay hay and up she risesEARLY IN THE MORNING
>>66735606Roman Legionaries with elemental spirits fight werewolves with blood magic.
>>66735242>>66735551I think the biggest keys to success in Monster Hunter are keeping your environment in mind and circle strafing. Go in with that stuff in mind, and it'll get a lot easier. Then you just gotta memorize patterns. Once you memorize attack cues and stuff, you know how to stay safe, but more importantly you know when you can go apeshit on someone.
>>66735527Every time I try I go look at the story for new things to add and jeehan just pulls some dumb shit out of his ass and I fall into a rage induced coma.
>>66735588Stuff him in a sack and throw him overFeed him to the hungry rats for dinnerShoot him through the heart with loaded pistolSlice his throat with a rusty cleaverEARLY IN THE MORNING
>>66735657Hey so when are you and Valeria picking up Nioh to put this jackass >>66735359 in his place?
>>66735659>I fall into a rage induced comaduring which you get sexually assaulted/raped, right?
>>66735659So you're going to pull a Heavens' and give the jump to whoever can deal with the stupid bullshit?
>>66735157From fanboys are rabid little shits.
>>66735659So, tell us about Luck.
>>66735583Interestingly enough, this confirms that at least one crossposter DOES have an account on SB due to the post having report, like, etc. options.>>66735606https://youtu.be/ywkzQTGkPFgBasically that, but applied to any decision a Jumpmaker makes that they don’t like. Certain people on SB love to tote that out for anything that inconveniences them or puts a damper on their munchkinry.
>>66735229I suck dick at all of them but enjoy the gameplay enough to finish them 100% anyway.
>>66735659Can't he directly give skills now? Which somehow caused his two friends to ascend into some new stage. I can't keep track of what he even has now.
>>66735659The bad part, for me anyway, is I think the Gamer power is a fun idea and one I’d like to get early on in a chain, but what little I’ve heard about what’s been happening makes me think I shouldn’t go there until I can snap dimensions in half by looking at them.
>>66735680I already tried they said no.>>66735685Everything you need to know about luck can be found right here.https://forums.spacebattles.com/posts/17989702/>>66735715I know he can let people use skill books as well as steal them and make skill pills, but i dunno if he can flat out give them away.
The Adventure Time Lich perk would let us make people Fall like he does right?
>>66735681Yeah, watching any DS playthrough shows that shit loud and clear.
>>66735769>they said no.The jumpmaker council?
>>66735769>Everything you need to know about luck can be found right here.Why would you link a crossover fanfic?
>>66735769>Everything you need to know about luck can be found right here.Neat. Now tell us about luck.
>>66735769Are you shitting me? Why are you linking to some random fanfiction author's collected WoG? Because that's what it is, that dude's WoG, not anything related to anything you're doing.
>Unfortunately, someone is pouring gasoline and fanning the flames. And it sure ain't me.
>>66735789I can’t even remember how we got to talking about it, but BLADE asked me like a year or so ago about the Gamer and whether I’d be interested in helping update it/taking it over. I binged a good chunk of it quickly, but overtime I realized that I wasn’t really enjoying the story and that all the mechanics of the world would be a bitch to account for. I checked out and stopped reading at around the time the one normal girl started having dreams about being in a dungeon while she slept and she started learning magic from the main protag.
>>66735817I do, though, enjoy the admission that Luck was a pointless thing to put into the story and that its presence is really just filler to pad out the word count. Because good lord does Ryuugi need that. I have yet to see a single one of his stories that doesn't have a larger wordcount of author's notes than it does actual chapters.
>>66735817>>66735809I think the point was more the multi colored ‘shut up’
>>66735871I stuck around a little past that, you didn't miss out on anything.
>>66735397I need to play more of my copy of Stellaris so that I know what's possible. Lesbian machine transcendence here I come.
>>66735536>>66735515I'd volunteer, but I have my fair share of development hell jumps to juggle as well.
>sees Pocky & Rocky got finalized>makes Build, confident they can endure all the drawbacks for the sake of pricey Companions>MAXIMUM SUFFERING, but it was worth it for the teacupStill not sure whether to go Kitsune and fluff that the Kitsune-bi were spawned by Jumper themselves, or Tengu so Jumper's group can look like a traveling clan of crow monks/clerics.
>>66735888That’s fair, but why couldn’t he just say he didn’t want to talk about it?
>>66735904Is he writing a whole page?
>>66735933I vote tengu. That sounds cute.
>>66735935Nooooope. Not in the least. Welcome to Spacebattles.
>>66735904What a dick.
>>66735937Fuck if I know. Maybe it’s the sb version of a copypasta?Also, my computer just tried to autocorrect ‘version’ to ‘gerudo’.
>>66735947It's not a SB or QQ thread about CYOAs if they don't spend four thousand words saying something that only needs twenty.
>>66735891I figured that was the case from what I’ve heard from people giving updates on new releases.
>>66735933Be a Tengu. So many people take kitsune, that it'll be a nice change of pace. And Tengu are real cool as well.
>>66735935IT'SSBYOGET THE CRAYONS
>>66735957>Maybe it’s the sb version of a copypasta?Probably, I’ve seen it linked before in other Gamer fics. Which is ironic, because there’s a disclaimer at the bottom that says this only applies to this story.
>>66735954It's not all bad. There are many threads on Spacebattles that I have enjoyed. Their CYOA threads are not among them, though. Everyone gets into this weird mindset about how they have to "win" the CYOAs. "Spacebattles competence" is the local meme, how some people on the site get really obsessed with maximizing and eking out every last bit of potential from a scenario, and get very angry at anyone who isn't. Normally it's applied to fictional characters, getting angry at them for being humans instead of robotic utility-optimizers. But in CYOA threads it's directed at each other, and so they get weird and dumb and awful.
>>66735967Have you considered Little Shop of Horrors, Zombieland or other comedy horrors besides Army of Darkness?
>>66735966"Jumps give a starting budget and ask you to spend it on a build you keep in the next jump."Exactly 20 words.
>>66735983>So many people take kitsuneTell me more about these snake people and you might get me to change.
>>66735997Friendly reminder that they also artistically wank Worm while confusing tensile strength for density.
>>66735997Funnily enough I actually have an account over there, I just only post if I'm involved in a quest and avoid attaching my /jc/ self to their cyoa group.I getcha though, that's what I'm avoiding. Rubs me the wrong way.
>>66736031Does it anger you when I say negro/nigger/slut?
>>66735997No worse than us, who create insanely broken, power wanking CYOAs, use them, then ignore our own omnipotent builds in order to have our self inserts make wacky mistakes and experience unforeseen consequences that everyone in the story should by all rights have foreseen.
>>66736046Why would I give a fuck?
>>66736052Sounds like a personal problem you got there bucko.
In-jump freebies should just be stuff that every non-muggle has. They should not make you anyone important on their own.1000 CP, spent semi-reasonably, should make you strong enough to be relevant. If there's powercreep over the course of the story, the perks should have built-in growth potential.
>>66736052You sure do hate yourself.
>>66736031I have an account, but I barely post anymore. It feels like the site is kind of stagnating, lately. I pose in one or two threads in Creative Writing, mostly the rare Gundam fanfic (I love me some giant robots), but other than that nothing really catches my attention.>>66736052Oh, sure, we're awful in our own ways. Not going to dispute that at all. Still, at least we're willing to poke fun at ourselves.
>>66736077Nice unsolicited and unwanted personal opinions.
>>66735397Pic Related.I don't doubt it'll be hard, but our citizens are a hardy folk. And crazy.
>>66736077Shut the fuck up, Alex. I disagree with you solely on the basis that you are a CUNT.
>>66735999Eh, no, not really.
>>66736077Freebies should be stuff that everyone relevant to the story has. 1000 CP, spent well, should make you the equivalent of the main character with another character's gimmick bolted on as well. If there's powercreep in the story, either lower cost perks should reflect earlier parts of the story, or, if it can support an entire jump, the final content should be the main things offered.
>>66736077In-jump freebies should be everything necessary to survive in the world, if you get dumped into the setting with just your freebies you should survive ten years unless you do something retarded. Purchases are something that builds on top of that to make you someone important in the setting.
>>66736090>rare Gundam fanficOh, mind sharing? I too love giant robots, but it seems as if SB/SV just don't like them.
>>66735583Her avatar would be more attractive if the tits were two sizes smaller.
>>66736128>Val>not OA Incorect meme formatfix it
>>66736128Duplicate jumps shitposting died the moment their biggests proponents (Heavens and Nubee) gave up
>>66735453Ahahah. That's great anon. I hope you're having a good time with fluffymoths.>>66735397So, I've actually tweaked them a little since the last build!> Origin: Scientist [-100CP]> Race: Arthropod> Species Traits -> + Natural Sociologists [-100CP]> + Charismatic [-100CP]> + Psionic [-150CP]> Home Planet: Tropical> Government Ethics -> + Xenophile (x2), Spiritualist> Genius [Get a Freebie!]> Safe Researcher [-150CP]> Reverse Engineering [-200CP]> The Ever Expanding Tree [-300CP]> AI Assistant [-300CP]> Ethics Technologies -> + Improved Labs [-200ET]> + Genetic Manipulation [-300ET]> + A Station That Sees All [-500ET]> Ethics Perks -> + Anomalous Empire [-300EP]> + In The Name of Our God [-50EP]> + In The Name OF God [-150EP]> + Uplifting Without Issue [-50EP]> + Kawaii Desu [-150EP]> + Psionic Awakening [-300EP]> Ship Formation Deficiency [+150CP]> Dedication? What's That [+250CP]> Victory: StandardThey are mostly the same fluffymoths as before, but instead of Pacifist I made them Fanatic Xenophiles, so they're even more super happy to see you but will defend themselves or come to your aid if need be.In terms of Personality Presets in the game, I kindof think of them as "Spiritual Seekers", which think of people all across the universe as being part of a whole. The fluffymoths tend to throw around terms like "Star Child" and "Soul Bond" a lot, and are kindof hippie woowoo.I realized I was thinking of them in terms of a precursor/Chenjesu-type race, so I upped their Labs a bit.I also really wanted to give them a Shroud Pact, ultimately deciding on the Composer of Strands, which is basically Babby Nurgle who gets regular baths. Which means they periodically get weird mutations, but they're accomplished bio-engineers, so this is actually only a very minor hiccup. As a result they tend to think of the body as a temporary construct housing the soul linked to all.And they are just SUUPER friendly and accommodating.
>>66736128>How about we talk about Jumps and adventures today?Splendid idea! If you would all be so kind as to read and comment on my writefagging if you haven’t done so already I would appreciate it.
>>66736130They should be larger to the point that they're all you can see.
>>66736172The image I posted is literally official art while Valeria's profile pic is fanart.
>>66735605>ThatisthejokeEvery single thing on that list is a traitor, incompetent, or both.
Did a jump get nerfed in the last thread ?
>>66736128God dammit I need to finish the Nanoha thing but I fear a stroke from all the blood rushing to my dick.
>>66736129Yeah, they're pretty rare. Right now the only decent fare in that direction is Speak of the Devil. Fairly typical Peggy Sue story, Amuro gets sent back in time at the Axis Shock to the start of MSG, but has the fun complication that unknown to him Char got sent back too. Char doesn't realize Amuro was sent back, either, so the both of them walked away from the first fight really confused. "Huh. That sure was harder than the first time around. What's going on here?"It updates pretty slowly, but the author (Fraktal, you might have known him by Amitakartok before he changed his user name) is decent and what's there is a decent foundation. A lot of worldbuilding going on in the thread, too, mixed with a "the Federation are the real bad guys"/"what the fuck are you talking about, Zeonwanker?" argument every couple of pages. As is proper for a Gundam story.https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/speak-of-the-devil-gundam-uc.705898/
What is your plan to prevent World War 3, /jc/?
>>66736018Well, this is about everything you need to know. http://yokai.com/nureonna/Just fluffed to be not as sinister and such, unless you take the Meat's back on the menu drawback, in which case ones you encounter will be every bit as dangerous as the legends. They're basically naga hermits.This one may also be to your liking.http://yokai.com/uwabami/
>>66735372This is peak stable empire. Can't have a civil war if everyone is too busy backstabbing everyone else or failing at everything to turn on you.
>>66735983>>66735953Works for me. Was honestly planning on choosing Nukekubi as an unlisted yokai (basically a Japanese Dullahan with the drawback of not having control over both parts of their body simultaneously at all times), but every last point needed to be squeezed out for things. Build runs on houserule that keeps locals from taking Companion slots until future Jumps, but the last three Imports could be dropped for the Ronin 100 perk and the unlisted yokai Race option for validity.>Pocky & Rocky (2,900)(1,000 + 1,900)>Drawbacks (+1,900)(+100) Nintendo Mild(+100) Vengeance of the Bake Bake(+200) Meat's Back on The Menu(+200) Nintendo Hard(+300) Bullet Hell(+400) Bigger Fish(+600) "Your punishment must be more severe" Mode>Identity (50)(050) Onmyoji>Age: 21 (15 + 6)>Gender: Male(000) Tengu(000) The Forgotten Graveyard>Roll: 7>Perks (1,150)(400) Star Iron(000) Sanctifying Ritual(150) Consort with Spirits(600) Foreign Cold Iron>Items (550)(200) (x2) Orb of Agility(100) (x1) Ofuda Stack(100) (x1) (FULL) Self-filling Teacup(000) (x1) Gohei(150) (x1) Mini Torii>Companions (1,150)(450) (x1) Companion Import (x8)(750) (x3) Lesser Kitsnue-bi (x3)Can the Mini-torii be attuned to Jumper if they gain the proper divinity later on? The mention of O-Makari in its description seems to hint as much.
>>66736181>I hope you're having a good time with fluffymoths.I took them to Spirited Away and made the Hotel Scenario into their permanent embassy. They get a constant stream of new, interesting, and unusual people to meet each and every world. I get fluffy spacemoths in maid outfits and butler suits. Plus lots of cuddles and warm baths surrounded in incense smoke that smell like starlight and dreams. I am having an absolutely fantastic time.
>>66736198That is correct. What is also correct is that he's double cuck.
>Post an essay at a person>be offended when you get an essay in return
I make builds to have fun
>>66736204ye your favorite jump
>>66736236Interesting. Would you be willing to add Nure onna to the race list?
>>66736233Sexbots. People can't fight if they're too busy fucking. The only way to ethically get everyone fucking is to give them incredibly attractive synthoid lovers. Waifubots are also available for people who need an emotional connection.
>>66736294>Fun>FUNFUN IS VERBOTTEN
>>66736294You swine. Say that again, I dare you.
>>66736294Good for you.
>>66736294Making Builds is near the only thing I do with Jumpchain.
>>66736269Yeah, that sounds like a good time. Really, as much as we wank on about power fantasies, I think the comfort fantasies sound so much more enjoyable. And jumps tend to last a lot longer than the plot does, so you're going to have free time on your hands. Why not spend it hanging out with cute things in a pleasant environment?
>>66736236Can I be a bakekujira? I think it'd be neat to just be a massive zombie whale skeleton.
>>66736294You don't have to hide that fact. I do it too! I only make builds to have fun! Which is why I'm so slow. I tend to write huge 30+ page documents about each and every jump I visit. So don't hide. Come out into the open.
>>66736130Wrong. I don't mind either way, I just like the art style of the whole pic.>>66736294Builds are fun. Jumps are fun too.
>>66736294I'm glad to hear that. Someone should be.
>>66736294Yay fun!Sometimes I forget that other people here do in fact have fun with jumps. It isn't just people having fun triggering each other and shitting on each other.
>>66736323Source?Reminds me of Dark Souls, except nothing in Dark Souls looks like that as far as I know.
>>66736294I make builds as a mechanical challenge to create the most optimal choices.
>>66736294I make builds as a masturbatory aid.
>>66736354it's the painter child you give the Dark Soul to after the fight with Gael.
>>66736329Exactly! Most plots are going to last a few months, if that, so I think it's really silly that most Jumpers don't prepare for their nine or so years of downtime. Comfy Jumping is the best way to go about it. Being a god is not about the big moments. It’s about the little ones.
>>66736354Anime'd version of the painting loli and Gael from Dark Souls 3 DLC.
>>66736294I'm attracted to powerful options, but I don't think I'd actually enjoy combat and danger if I was in these situations.
>>66736337I thought Fun was banned here? Or was it Puns that were banned?
>>66736337I'm still surprised you didn't go for Junko.
>>66736376Nah, Fun's banned. Banned outright.
>>66736294I prefer comboing things more than building, but building is okay.
>>66736298>>66736331You can be any youkai you like that isn't listed for the low price of 50 CP. SUPER cheap i'd say given some of the bullshit certain youkai can do and the sheer variety of them there are if you're willing to look 'em up. How edgy or not you decide to play said youkai up I leave up to fan wank.
>>66736376No, it's Gun that's banned.>>66736383Honestly? I just used the first pic I liked best as I scrolled through my pics folder when i clicked on the avatar slot on SB. Junko is totally a better choice though, so I'll have to find a good Junko pic. Easily a big fave.
>>66736368You are a person of impeccable taste, anon. I wish you well in all your endeavors.
>>66736402>No, it's Gun that's banned.You recently made a jump with a lot of Gun tho. . .
>>66736393Post your recent combos then, nerd.
>>66736412And when has Valeria been known to follow the rules?
>>66736412That was just Fun disguised as Gun tho, not actual Gun.
>>66736411Right back at cha good sir!
>>66736294I too, enjoy fun. I like the idea of looking at things picked up and seeing how I can mix and combo them together.
>>66736422How do you feel about some jackass trying to sneak a duplicate on the drive and making fun of your love for NuBee in the notes?
>>66736400Yeah, but snake people are popular too so adding them to the list might shift things away from the vast amount of Kitsune.
>>66736415Can't, only on the first build of a new chain.https://pastebin.com/JavJ4t3tI do enjoy thinking about the combination of my choice of Madness, the way I went with my drawback, and my choice of magic, causing me to just spend days straight trying to make flower arrangements look more and more like a dragon with no practical reasoning behind that.Also having a giggle over Monster Cat + Gorgon Sister literally just making me the Gorgon's cat.
>>66736294I attempt to have fun by making builds, but my chronic indecision ruins my fun.
>>66736437You have fun!? Like a NEEEEEEEEEEERD!!
>>66736294I honestly just make it up in my head as I go at this point. Builds are a fun aid when I'm stuck tho.
JUMPERSI AM HERE TO SAY THE N WORD
>>66736437Senpai! When is MCU3?
>>66736466this coming from the unproductive one
>>66736442I'm glad to see more people become aware of how totally awesome and handsome and cute Bee is.
>>66736471NO ANON DON'T
>>66736471Fuck You NINJA!
>>66736471Go do that in Discord, it might get more of a reaction.
>>66736471Nudist beach?Where can I find me one of those to own?Hard Mode, don't say Kill La Kill
>>66736471NOT IF I SAY IT FIRST, ANON.AND I AM.NIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEERRRRRRRRRR
>>66736455Kinda surprised more people haven't taken Tanuki honestly. I got the impression they were about as popular as Kitsune, and they're on a similar power level with enough years under their belt.
>>66736465>Pic Relatedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsrHJGgLV-gGo to 1:57. Or just enjoy the whole song.
>>66736451>>66736466CONSUME ENOUGH FUN, TO BECOME FUN.>>66736480When enough movies come out. Far From Home isn't even out yet.Now the update will be this month.
>>66736500Yeah but tanuki have giant testicles in jap myths and cum buckets. That's just weird.
What do souls taste like?
>>66736500Leave that cuckshit in TiTs please.
>>66736526They don't taste like anything normally. When you eat them you get their whole life flashing in your mind and experience all their memories which is like their taste.
>>66736500>Ugly old hermits with giant balls and most of their powers mediated through said ballsSee that's funny in a story, but you don't want to BE that guy.
>>66736526Clouds, but with a chewy texture similar to marshmallows.
Who's got the most recent WIP of WoW?
>>66736493Get clothing destruction powers and any beach can become a nude beach.
>>66736544>implying Fenoxo invented the tanuki>implying you'd be such a soi as to let this cuck-pedo-furry control a concept like that
>>66736526Apparently like nothing, but they do have a distinctive texture.
>>66736558>WoWanon, pleasewe have enough shitposting right nowJust insult BeastAnon, don't bring in more shit.
>>66736518>>66736554I mean i'm not stopping you from fan wanking them not to. And at the very least in Pocky & Rocky they're just a badass magic raccoon dog. Never mind shape shifting magic. There's a lot of flexibility here.
>>66736237I don't know about that. The late Roman Republic would like to have a word with you.
Since an anon up thread reminded me: Have we heard anything about UncleDante and the final V update for the Devil May Cry jump?
>>66735397It's called the "Great [INSERT COUNTRY HERE] Star Empire", as played by someone with a trainer trying to go for a single playthrough 100% completion in a fucking Paradox Grand Strategy.Population 100% of males human, the females are of various species.
>>66736183As always your writing makes my meager attempts look like absolute crap.
>>66736609Take a guess.Your answer is two letters.
>>66736576Bitch, I want WoW. I'm gonna ask for fucking WoW no matter how many shitposters want it wiped from thread history.
>>66736463I'll let you get away this time punk, but you better have some good combos for me soon. It's also been a really long time since I made a build for Soul Eater. I'm gonna go fix that.
>>66736589Having to fanwank away their major traits to make them palpable isn't really in the cards when you can just be a fox chick.
>>66736589I'd thought wanking is what you'd do if you KEPT the balls.
>>66736630>Bitch, I want WoW.And NOBODY ELSE DOES.
>>66736631Thank you for your infinite mercy anon, I shall make sure that it does not go to waste. That was exactly what I was thinking when I decided to do this build actually. Hope you have fun anon, I'll be around in case you have questions you'd like to ask.
>>66736636Well that's your prerogative then. Just saying the options there.>>66736645I'm not one to judge.
>>66736294>FunYou fucking heretic, get off my thread.
Will there be a Doom Eternal jump when it comes out and will there be a Doom Girl waifu?
>>66736649Actually, I do! You see, there are many things I want.>A Wild God or two for my nature preserve>To let my mad scientist friend loose on Gnomeregan>To delet Sylvanas before she can do anything>At least one Artifact Weapon>To ask the Titans what their actual plan was>According to the Bronze Dragons, Garrosh is a good boy in ~70% of timelines or something, so let me make that ~71%>Actually come to think of it, lemme get my hands on one of those Well thingies
>>66736471https://youtu.be/CUqnz3ZA1Gc>>66736613Keep at it anon. I’ve had a lot of practice between now and when I first started writing in Highschool, and even then I’m still getting better overtime.
>>66736755Will there? Don't know. No one has claimed it yet and while it will probably be very popular, that alone isn't enough as there are still plenty of media that a lot of people here like still has yet to have Jumps made of them.
>>66736463>Snapdragon magicConsider it s t o l e n
>>66733402>favorite beverage?SOMA, freshly squeezed from titcows
>>66736786Shouldn't a female Doomslayer be Doomgal, not Doom Lady?
Are there any options that offer large groups of CP backed vehicles? Like a bunch of cars?
>>66736233Bury the Canadians with salt and make sure the italians sleep on their side
I want the WoW jump, but only so that I can rape Sylvanas. Is there something wrong with that?
>>66736888We have a Warcraft 3 jump if you want that.
>>66733402Made a cocktail designed to get a SOLDIER drunk called 'Air Buster'. Perhaps not my personal favorite, but it's pretty popular and I've got a fondness for it..
Hey guys, just thought I'd post this before heading off to bed. It's the fourth and final bit of writing for my Fun Chain featuring Jumper, the God of Dramatic Entrances. It's a little rough around the edges and the ending isn't really complete, but I hope you enjoy it for what it is.
>>66736888>raping that dry, cracked, undead vagina Bruh I'm not saying that shit has bugs and rot in itbut you don't go sticking your dick into rotting garbage. Why would you do that here.
>>66736888Yes. Why would you want to be intimate with HER, even for the purposes of inflicting trauma? Why not just send her back to Super-Hell? Never mind that she'd feel nothing and there's nothing you can do to her that's worse than what Arthas did.
So...say I arrange a fight between Justice League and a squad or two of Space Marines. Where's the good betting money go?
>>66736895>>66736906>>66736915But it has to be in WoW. I have a perk that lets me interact with the Author of the setting, and I want to make the writers who have that bitch as their waifu to watch.
>>66736837Hahah, have fun anon, we'll probably end up taking in different directions since I haven't fleshed out the spells I want to use with it yet.
>>66736294Same here, writing them can be hard and take a bit of time but they're both enjoyable. Have one for current chain's first jump.Land of ShadowsOrigin: Hermit Drop InAge: 40Gender: MaleLocation: Land of Shadows, Shore of DemiseScenario: Demon King>DrawbacksBroken Bonds +200 - Little can grow in the dead lands, most fading away.Rage of A Divine Queen +300 - Yet some passions still burn hot enough to give source to shadows.Lost In Shadow +300 - As I walk through the valley...PerksGreen Life - A healthy mind within a healthy body.Runelord - Dance magic dance.Lustful Thought - A shame there are no partners around, with few water sources to look into either.Hermit On The Move - A familiarity with travel is a great boon in a hostile place with little shelter.Not So Lonely - I wonder how long can a good thing last?Dark Teacher - Not that I expect to find any pupils when my guests are ghosts, demons, gods, and monsters out for blood. Vestiges as well.Always Learning - I'm happy for the opportunity to learn, but ageing at a fifth of the rate? I suppose this explains the overly young body.Fangs of the Beast - I don't lack for materials in this place, I really am becoming some kind of wild man.Wisdom of the Haunting Ground - Building safe havens alongside brewing my own stash. At least I won't have a problem with the daily necessities now.Godslayer - This god-dar, isn't it a bit too overactive right now? They're practically swarming the place with some weird static noises included. What kind of neighborhood have I been moved to?GearLoner’s Wand - A back scratcher, stabber, and so much more.Rune Suit - You're not lying about the changing to other clothes, right? Right?So begins a very confused Jumper's journey through the Shadow Realm, murdering more bosses and crafting himself equipment from dead enemies and vestiges of the old gods. A shame Cu and Scathach aren't around in this psuedo lost belt.
>>66736874Cute girl ripping and tearing either way.
>>66736926Ah. Well we have Manyfist's version. OAA was just making an update / replacement.
>>66736923Justice League every time.
Who are good/the best characters to give godhood too? Bonus points if they're superior waifu material.
>>66737014WHAT HAPPENED TO HER NOSE
So which one of the kingdoms is easiest to conquer, and do you have any advice for how to do it?
>>66737030She played got your nose with a wizard and lost.
>>66737014Tanya Von Deugerchaff isn't waifu material, but she'd find the whole 'become a god' idea absolutely hilarious.
>>66737014Priscilla of Ariamis is already a goddess by rights, and you can take her as a companion as either waifu or daughteru in the Dark Souls jump for free if you take a scenario.
>>66737030She has an unfortunate case of 'being an anime girl', it's sadly incurable.
>>66736764>A Dragonflight or two for my nature preserve>To let my Jaina loose on the orcs>To delet Nathanos before he can do anything>Frostmourne, The Knaifu, Shadowmourne, Blades of the Fallen Prince, Scythe of Elune, G'Hanir, the Mother Tree, Talonclaw, Aluneth, Ebonchill, Fu Zan, the Wanderer's Companion, Sheilun, Staff of the Mists, Fists of the Heavens, Truthguard, The Silver Hand, Light's Wrath, T'uure, Beacon of the Naaru, The Fist of Ra-den, Sharas'dal, Scepter of Tides, Ulthalesh, the Deadwind Harvester, Maw of the Damned, Skull of the Man'ari, Scepter of Sargeras, Warswords of the Valarjar, Scale of the Earth-Warder, Underlight Angler, >To ask everyone what their actual plan was>According to the Bronze Dragons, Garrosh is a good boy in ~70% of timelines or something, so let me make that ~0%>Actually come to think of it, lemme get my hands on one of those Well thingies
>>66736903I see Nenad is always prepared to make things explode.>So, what are you going to do with the dragon?>Keep it. I know if a place that can teach us how to train one.>And I was too interested by the salamander behind it to listen to the rest.Time to show why you’re the God of Dramatic Entrances.So where are you off to next?
Valeria, would the Grey perk and the god of destruction gives me godlike skill in martial arts that I can beat both Lady Shiva and Deathstroke in hand to hand without resorting to powers?
>>66737083Isn't the Grey perk getting removed?
>>66736903I don’t really know the setting but I’ll take a look. Taking a cursory look at the images- please tell me that Smolder is best girl. I don’t think my poor heart could take it if she wasn’t.
>>66737041Swadia is only because you can time your invasion for when Harlaus is feasting.
>>66737088>Grey perk getting removed?Why and this is the best reason to take finished jumps before nerfs.
>>66737092It's the "Velka's Embrace" scenario in the Dark Souls 1 jump. You need to have the Painted Heathen origin. Your reward for completion is companioning Priscilla, either as an adult or still a child under Velka's care. It's towards the end. The Dark Souls 1 jump is very good, but it's a bit of a slog to read through.
>>66737092She's a lonely girl who lives in a painting because she was bullied, hated, and considered a monster by everyone until she wished she could leave so hard it opened a portal. Basically any level of human compassion and understanding from someone who doesn't think she's a monster is going to get her super glued to you.
>>66737092Sounds to me like you could use a ladder, friend.
>>66737123>WhyI think her reasoning was that it was boring.Now is the time to be thinking of what you want her to add in so you can suggest it.
>>66736923The Justice League just beat up a thing that approaches the Demonbane tier of cosmic beings
>>66737092I’d suggest either a large alt-form or perks like Sploosh or Endowed from Body Mod. My personal preference is the latter two.Also, just be nice and get her self-esteem up. She thinks she’s a disgusting monster so if you tell her she’s actually not, and that she’s beautiful and that the gods are evil she’ll snap out of it eventually.>>66737147Based and kekpilled.>>66737165Oh thank god.
>>66737147Do you sell any ladders that can get over a bit of rubble? You stupid impossible pathing bullshit.
>>66737081I'm honestly not sure where I want to take this next. I'll probably hit up a few worlds where I'll be less tempted to write a whole novella about events before going somewhere I love to write about. Not sure where that will be yet.
>>66737198R A I LR O A D I N G
>>66737083No clue. Martial arts skills are so vague at the super high levels that it's really up to fanwank.
Have you ever regretted lewding someone?
>>66737091Smolder is indeed best girl. And it is my hope that knowing the setting won't be all that important to read the story and enjoy it. I mostly do my own thing here and ignore a lot of the actual anime plot.
>>66737201Dog Days is always a good place for any early jumper.
>>66737239Can I just state my undying hatred of the Ghoul's design post-W3?
>>66737212In hindsight, inflicting blood addiction for lewding purposes really fucks people up in the head and is probably unethical. In future it will only be used to lewd attractive villainesses and people who are really abusing their capacity free choices.
>>66737261Anon, I'm sorry to tell you this.In the WC3 Remaster they are redesigning all of the units to fit how they look in WoW. Ghouls included.
>>66737056>Tanya Von Deugerchaff isn't waifu material
>>66737288>>66737335I mean, she CAN be one if you want to, but she'd also a fourty something year old man and would probably just try to be a housewife who never does actual work....actually thats a surprisingly cute mental image.
So Valeria's trying to dominate two communities now?Wasn't happy with just this thread, now she needs Spacebattles as well?
>>66737365>I mean, she CAN be one if you want to, but she'd also a fourty something year old man and would probably just try to be a housewife who never does actual work.>...actually thats a surprisingly cute mental image.Tanya has every mental issue to the point where they actually cancel each out so she could totally want to be just that loli-housewife who never does actual work, yes.
>>66737335Anon declines to mention that this image is a product of her being mindraped and brainwashed by an evil god into an unthinking religious drone.
>>66737401forgot about qq, huh
>>66737413QQ's dead most of the time.
>>66737404I mean, she'd have to cook and clean but compared to a 9 to 5 job or frontline combat she'd fucking love it....stop making me want to do this.
>>66737401They're already trying to fall all over themselves pleasing her it's actually fucking hilarious.
>>66737407Tanya a Cute. CUTE.>>66737426It is the true path to having a true waifu for laifu she wouldn't even mind sidebitches as long as she knew you'd put up with her establishing the pecking order.
>>66737426You just have to frame marriage as a contract between two parties, where they divide labor and promise to provide emotional support to one another.As long as both parties consent and benefit, it's a capitalist success, and she'd be all for it. Not to mention, she'd love to have a reason to get honorably discharged from the military so she could stop risking her life.
>>66737443>>66737426Worth noting that Being X absolutely will sabotage all your attempts because he both has a personal grudge against her and because he's using her as his personal guinea pig/showpiece for his brand new magic system that brainwashes users into mindless religious drones that will always depend on the gods that he wants to force on the world. He's going to ensure she keeps being miserable and is put into situations where she has to tap into said magic or die.
>>66737443Really I can't see why she doesn't try to get pregnant... other than that >>66737464
>>66737464Then treat him like the bitch-tier god he is.
>>66737441>>66737443>>66737464What I'm getting from this is that Tanya would make a great maid.>>66737477I don't think she can? Bit too young atm.
>>66737491I hate maidfags.
>>66737433Okay you fucking got me, I thought myself above this highschool drama but citation or gtfo. Weren’t they literally just having a raging argument with Val
>>66737519nah that was pretty much all Alex Corvin, who was being told to shut up by some of their other jumpmakers on that side
How dangerous is World Seed? I want that Gold Market, but do not know of the dangers I might face. Is it possible for a low level jumpers to sit out whatever plot is going on?
>>66737549It's multiversal+ power levels but it also gives you the tools to reach those easily
>>66737543I think the "Rubeus Hagrid, Master of Occlumency" is referencing https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7512124/1/Lessons-With-Hagrid
>>66737491>What I'm getting from this is that Tanya would make a great maid.Basically yeah.
>>66737401>dominate two communities now?Looking forward to her eventual assimilation of Reddit and Discord as well desu. Maybe she will be queen of Youtube as well.
>>66737573Never having read that, I think Hagrid could have been a pretty great wizard if he'd finished school, albeit one very focused on his animals.That big guy manages to tame and care for a bunch of creatures other wizards won't touch. If he had spells backing him up and the knowledge to use him, he'd probably be pretty badass.
>>66737564What kind of setting is World Seed if the dangers are multiverse level?
Jumps that let me use faith as power?
>>66737621>What kind of setting is World SeedIt's a fucking retarded onelike Anon Anon Anon you don't understand it's capital-R Retarded.
>>66737549>Is it possible for a low level jumpers to sit out whatever plot is going on?Sure. Just go off and do your own thing, the MC is going to handle the plot.>Remember to have fun; this is a slice of life setting at its core, after all.
>>66737639So it has Gohan?
>>66737621Anon, it's canon that literally every single person in the setting is clinically braindead retarded. Anyone with a sliver of intelligence fucked off already.
>>66737543>But I can easily see where you two have your priorities, and its neither impressive nor amusing.Do you think he works to sound like this much of a cunt, or is it all natural?
>>66737543He's a cunt but the other two are spineless bitches.
First third(?) of the jump is done. I'm going to drop this here now and then go to bed. Please feel free to point out anything that's blatantly wrong and or shit and I'll try to fix it in the morning.
>>66737618>Never having read that,You should. It's short and pretty funny.
>>66737663Worse than Sonichu? IS the Gold market worth it?And what are the NPCs like? Generic blank people or can they get really complex if I want enough to start a city? Will they see me as a god?
/JC/ how do you defeat Reinhard van Astrea?
>>66737683>anything that's blatantly wrong and or shitZelda’s face on the cover.
>>66737697Why? Isn't he a decent fellow?
>>66737683>>66737705OH SWEET JESUS! What is wrong with her face
>>66737705Zelda's face being on the cover, or just the way it's drawn? Because yeah, it's not drawn great.
>>66737543It's pretty funny to keep up with.
>>66737727She looks like she has Down syndrome.
>>66737690>IS the Gold market worth it?Yes. Don’t let them throw you, you can just go off and do what you want.>And what are the NPCs like?Anything you want.
>>66737723It reminds me of a Gelfling.
>>66737727Just the way it's drawn.
>>66737683Oh no, Zelda, what have they done to you?
>>66737723>>66737739>>66737758>>66737683Definitely looks like no budget 90's shoujo. That meant to be Zelda or Hylia specifically?
>>66737683>Please feel free to point out anything that's blatantly wrong and or shit and I'll try to fix it in the morning.I'm going to nitpick the most irrelevant shit I can.>powerCapitalization>give him the name DemisePretty sure that's not his actual name but just part of a title they call him by>because he is the golden standard to which all will be heldHoo boy, not a very high bar.
>>66737827They use Demise as a name in English, in Japan he's just 'the tyrannical being.'
>>66737697First you get Too Cool For Screentime to dunk all over the entirety of the Van Astrea. Then you get Concept Ball along with some other shit for protection.Done.
>>66737676And YJ_Anon liked their posts. He's also Val's bitch.
>>66737683>The Ur HeroThis is a pretty neat perk. That last bit about a being similar to us playing a major part in the history or mythology of future worlds in particular seems like something fun to play with.>Curse of HatredI wonder, could you invoke the effect caused by your death, that of an eternal curse like what Demise had, and then use a 1-up to bring yourself back, or would you need to permanently die? That does lead to the neat image of a Jumper being killed, only for an incarnation of their curse to revive them centuries later
>>66737709Not him but these things are a fun sort of thought exercise.
>>66737846>He's also Val's bitch.Everybody gets close to her because they want to have NuBee, the most precious mineral resource in /jc/
>>66737697Assuming we're limited to what the universe and jump offers, you just don't. Any other answer would basically be "go to dies irae and delete him" tier really.
Worth a companion slot?Or at the least pity and turn her back into a man?
>>66737236>Smolder is indeed best girl.Cool!>she doesn’t go on the chainFUCK.
>>66737846It’s irrational, but when I used to post on SB’s jumpchain thread I never liked any posts. I do it all the time on youtube and Normiebook, but for whatever reason on an imageboard I just felt you should actually like the posts you like. >>66737653What even is the purpose of that one drawback if everyone left is literally worthless trash?>>66737926I thought he was more of a vegetable
>>66737926Insects make the best waifus. MOTHra, WORM_Anon, NuBEE; it’s just science.
>>66738008>It’s irrational, but when I used to post on SB’s jumpchain thread I never liked any posts. I do it all the time on youtube and Normiebook, but for whatever reason on an imageboard I just felt you should actually like the posts you like.It feels like if I like something I get the obligation to keep liking other shit and go back to shit I've read before years ago and also like those things and so on and I just can't handle shit like that.
>>66738071>Insects make the best waifusYou are absolutely right
>>66737981Apparently Smolder has more confidence in Nenad’s ability to always love no matter how much time passes then she does her own.
>>66738071Don't waifu my people! Worms aren't even insects! We're invertebrates!
>>66737464So would introducing a new magic system to her that is more palatable be a good start?
>>66738008>What even is the purpose of that one drawback if everyone left is literally worthless trash?It just forces you to deal with their shit?
>>66735372CUSTER DID NOTHING WRONG
>>66738092No, no they do not, but they make good bodyguards.
>>66738143Oh right yeah, forgot about that because I figured unless you just fuck off you’d be haunted by their dumb bullshit everywhere you look anyway
>>66738140The magic system itself is completely fine, that anon is full of shit. What he actually did was grant her with a "Holy Grail" of sorts. A Holy Artifact, A Miracle of God "granted" to her. Every time she uses it she has to say prayers to god and it gradually brainwashes her to a degree. Not so much that she would be completely mind broken though, he wants her to actually pray to him of her own free will atleast once, after which he'll leave her alone completely free to do her own thing.So basically just make sure she doesn't have to use it.
>>66738071Everything and everything makes the best waifus.Except robots. Never trust robots. We have the Captchas for a reason!
>>66738110Aw, fuck, man... why you gotta say that when the wound is still fresh?>>66738120Worms might not be insects, but they are waifus, which means they’re in the same family as insects.
>>66738202>Everything and ANYthing*Clearly a robot's work.
>>66738202>Except robots. Never trust robots.
>>66738071>>66738092What are some jumps with cute insects?
>>66737543This Disposable_Face Guy sounds like a retard
>>66738239EDI has a robot android body, but she is primarily located on the Normandy making her a shipgirl instead.
>>66738253>cute insects?Franken Fran
>>66738276Reminder that this is supposedly average attractiveness to Wildbow.
>>66738253>What are some jumps with cute insects?They have bug wings. Do they count?
>>66738304Pretty sure he never showed an image for Taylor and her being shown attractive is just fanart and fandom bullshit.
>>66737778I see your Skyward Sword Zelda and raise you BOTW Zelda.
>>66738324To be fair, everyone is more attractive in fanworks, unless they’re supposed to be ugly, fat bastards. In which case, they’re uglier, fatter, more bastardy
>>66738324Funnily enough, he actually did in one of his countless WoGs.
>>66738357Who’s more retarded, Wildbow or JKR?
>>66738392JKR. No contest.
>>66738357When did you discover your love for the Godzilla series?
>>66738330Are we sure BOTW stands for Breath of the Wild and not Booty of the Wild? Because damn.>>66738398I don't know, Goji, Wildbow's pretty bad...
>>66738330>raising the stupidest looking Zelda yetSpeaking of attractive fanworks.
>>66738357Are you going to show us?>>66738392Wildbow.
>>66738392I'd say Wildbow, because at least JKR won't get into arguments about how you can't beat his characters and go out of her way to step on theories.I mean, Rowling goes way too far in the opposite direction, but if it's a choice between an author who hates his fanbase and an author who loves them, I'm siding with the nicer of the two.
>>66738402When I was like 5.>>66738422One of the pics he's used.
>>66738474I’m just going to echo Goji here
>>66738474>When I was like 5.Nice, what got you into it?
>>66738486Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla 2. Best Heisei movie.
>>66737683Where is my Campione!
>>66737931>>66737697Get Greed, Return by Death and Sword Saint. It's a pretty good start.
>>66738474>Reference: I like this pic to point to because it gives something to point to in someone being thin, slightly awkward (the bent wrist), the thin mouth and glasses, but she’d have the hair noted on the side (possibly less fancy)I'd say that's fairly average but I can see where you're coming from.
>>66738474I’d fuck her ‘till she’s sane again, desu
>>66738505>Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla 2. Best Heisei movie.Niice, >>66738532>I’d fuck her ‘till she’s sane again, desuGonna do that to Wanda in AvX
>>66738474I wouldn't say she's anything too special, but she's definitely cute.
>>66738543What's she like? All I know is Muh Phoenix.
>>66738071Interesting that you didn't mention NikaMoth.
>>66738617>What's she like?Crazy gypsy woman
>>66738687She suddenly turned into an asshole and hated everyone, even people she said she admired and liked and who returned those feelings like Red or Valeria, one day without any explanation.
>>66738071I reject waifu status, but Mothra art is a good thing.
>>66738695>like RedHuh, I knew Val which kind of makes sense desu, but Red? Then again, I guess Red has dissed SJW talking points a couple times.
>>66738203>Worms might not be insects, but they are waifus, which means they’re in the same family as insects.I... can't tell if that's an insult or a compliment.
>>66738727The discord circle generally seems to take dumps on anyone still in 4Chan whenever they can. It's weird because a lot of the people that do this used to like most of the namefags here. We can only assume they pretended to like people until they stopped interacting with them.
>>66738409>Hottest looking Zelda yetFIFY
>>66738758Desu I stopped lurking when they made fucking pronouns part of the required entry bullshit.
>>66738330>>66738409Wait, Zelda has pointed ears? How long has this been a thing? Have I just been blind?
>>66738758Digger was always a little shit though. He played it off for laughs or him being cute but he constantly talked shit about whoever. Not to mention how big an attention whore he was trying to thrust himself into the spotlight whenever people were talking about someone else. Then there was the what, six or seven times he was trashing on Val, someone told Val, they talked, he said sorry, and then he did it again? Fuck that guy.
>>66738802Dude. Zelda and Link are Hylians. All Hylians have pointed ears.
>>66738802>Wait, Zelda has pointed ears? How long has this been a thing? Have I just been blind?Are... are you... mentally challenged... in any way?
>>66738802Anon, I think you might wanna get your eyes checked out.
>>66738820Remember when the Dragonball fiasco happened? Val posted her Multiverse jump, shit storms happened, Heavens got permission from Quicksilver to post Dragon Ball and Dragon Ball Z. But Digger fired off shots at Val when Heavens and him posted the jump, even though he only got to post it because of her.EagerDigger was a spiteful person who was never honest abotut how he acted towards others unless it wouldn't have negative consequences for him.
>>66738802Knife ears are the first thing you look for on a girl. You don't want to have to break your heart when you inevitably kill her.
>>66738848Hylians aren't elves, important note. Kokiri are basically the elves of Zelda. Hylians are just another species of humans with pointy ears, even living alongside them in many cases without the two being distinct. They're not snooty, long lived or whatever. Though they might have more potential for magic due to being the favored race of the old goddesses? I'm not actually that well learned about Zelda lore.
>>66738867I know but it doesn't matter. If its ears are knives, it needs to die.
>>66738843>>66738820Fuck I hope y’all be trolling, I always thought Digger was a good spud
>>66738843Anyone got the Digger DragonBall jump?
Ok, general items are pretty much done and I have the human + the titan items noted down. Sorta just missing a 100 for the Titans, but I might just make it a silly looking Godzilla suit like in the other ones.
>>66738867NuBee, Kokiri are Hylian children under the "protection" of the Great Deku Tree.
>>66738891Idea for Titans: What about a signature set of cave paintings, idols or other ancient civilisation artwork depicting you in your element and your greatest battles always positioned somewhere where it can be discovered by a first world country, or up somewhere scenic if there are none in the jump?
>>66738867They’re all magical to some degree which is why their ears are pointy to hear their goddess. Which is just a way to explain why they’re all somewhat magical, the royalty are even more magical.
>>66738880You go look into things and form your own opinion. I'm not going to make a scene over someone who isn't even here. My opinion is that Digger was a dick and him behaving like an asshole on multiple occasions validates that for me.
>>66738923Ah, that could work! Thanks, anon.
>>66738916And the Sheikah are just Hylians that pledged to protect the royal family since ancient times (I think). That doesn't stop them from being sweet ninja people. Likewise, the Kokiri are elves. They're magical, live in the woods, talk to fairies and commune with a tree. >>66738926Thank you.
>>66738930Really, who hasn’t been a dick here at some point or other?
>>66738891https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCxeP2HLrcgKudos to Haruo Nakajima
>>66738930I still liked him until that shit at the end, coming onto the thread just to say he thought we sucked and he was only gonna hang out on the discord now. Him and NikaMoth, I swear.On the one hand I guess it says something about how much people s are actually willing to forgive if you don't purposefully make yourself out to be an enemy. But on the other hand I'll never understand the idea of purposefully burning bridges like that.
>>66739000That man is an absolute tank and the dedication he had to his craft was insane.
>>66739023>the dedication he had to his craft was insane.Can we companion him in the Showa era jump?
>>66738953Pretty sure they were kind of implied to be a different species, more likely just race, along with being described as the chosen guardians of the goddesses. The Sheikah, that is.
>>66739026I'd be fine with that. Either Gojira or Showa.
>>66739023>>66739026>Giant Haruo Nakajima wearing a Godzilla costume companion.
>>66739040>I'd be fine with that. Either Gojira or Showa.Niice, gonna do that and give the gent a big up (RIP).
>>66739009Myself, I just take it as a given people are always going to be at least a little antagonistic on this website. I don’t hold “I don’t like this place, I’m leaving” against folks, but I am disappointed and sad about them apparently having ulterior, passive aggressive reasons beyond just simple dislike.
>>66739009>NikaMothWas I the only one surprised by that? Digger I saw coming because he'd been acting more and more like a dick up to that point, so I figured he was getting sick of the place. But Nika at worst just got in a few small arguments and squabbles, and seemed mostly fine up until that point, far as I remember. Her leaving and what happened after caught me by surprise.
>>66739092The reeeeeee during Kingdom Come being made seemingly came out of nowhere.
>>66739092No, no, that really did feel like it came out of nowhere. She was plucky and got along with some, had no more beef than anyone else.
>>66738953>Likewise, the Kokiri are elves. They're magical, live in the woods, talk to fairies and commune with a tree. I'd say they're more sprites than elves. Especially with them eventually mutating all the way into little plant spirits. What ever happened to the kikwi, though? I liked those little guys. Did they evolve into the Deku or something?
>>66739112>Kingdom Come being madewhy would anyone be miffed about that?
>>66739092Nah, it seemed really out of left field for me, too. I always saw her as one of the nicer posters. I wonder sometimes if she'd been secretly harboring a grudge down low or if someone had convinced her elsewhere to change her mind.
>>66739121Nah, she was the one making it and she dipped after putting on the finishing touches.
>>66739046>Kong rampaged along the coastline until he encountered Godzilla in the wilderness. Kong tossed a boulder at Godzilla, who responded with a blast of his thermonuclear breath, which singed Kong's fur and set much of the forest ablaze. Kong scratched his head and walked away in defeat. >Kong was tied to several large balloons with indestructible metal wire and carried to Mt. Fuji. Kong was dropped onto Godzilla, and the two titans resumed their battle.>Godzilla again claimed the upper hand, eventually battering Kong into unconsciousness and razing him with his atomic breath. Luckily for Kong, a lightning storm passed over head and Kong was struck by lightning, re-energizing him and surging an electrical current through his body.>Kong grabbed Godzilla's tail, electrocuting him with his touch, and the battle raged on, this time with both combatants on equal footing. The monsters fought across the Fuji wilderness until they reached a cliff, where they tackled each other into the ocean below, causing an earthquake.>After the tremors settled, Kong emerged from the water, and began to swim back to his home on Farou Island. Many believed Kong won the fight, however, Tomoyuki Tanaka revealed in his latest book Definitive Edition Godzilla Introduction, that the fight was a draw.So, how do you think Godzilla vs King Kong is going to go?
>>66739122Considering the echo chamber that the discord quickly developed into? That's pretty likely.
>>66739140They're probably going to team up against whatever the severed Ghidorah head winds up being. Possibly it will regenerate and mutate into Destoroyah, given the Oxygen Destroyer being used in the same area. That's what everyone's assuming.
>>66739140Godzilla wins the fight, but Kong gains his respect. They have to team up to fight Destroyah or an empowered Ghidorah, or the least likely option of Bagan.
>>66739122I know Valeria openly expressed confusion the last time I asked what went on between them after I saw Nikamoth talking shit about her. No one seems to know what happened to Nikamoth.
>>66739140Godzilla and King Kong fight, then the fight gets interrupted by Destroyah. They fight him, maybe a reborn Mothra joins in, they win, and everyone walks or flys away happy. Except for Destroyah, who is in fact dead.
>>66739092Honestly, I wouldn't even be surprised if Digger only did it to find a new crowd to build him up. Nika always seemed a lot more genuine though, so it feels like she really did go off the SJW cliff and started associating the thread with Nazis after some epiphany.
>>66739125>inter-jump balanceIt stopped being a thing after Suggs though, its not the MasterChief is strong era no more. >>66739128>and she dipped after putting on the finishing touches.Most strange>>66739140>indestructible metal wire>a lightning storm passed over head and Kong was struck by lightning, re-energizing him and surging an electrical current through his body.Hol up ,did Ghidorah of all beings sent a bolt of lighting to help Kong?
>>66739161Discord hates Valeria because she made Goblin Slayer which depicts rape offensively or somesuch.
>>66739180>indestructible metal wireThis part is the JSDF IIRC.
>>66739180>Ghidorah saves Kong just to spite GodzillaI wouldn't even be surprised.
>>66739186>shows rape offensively>when it's shown as an awful thing that traumatizes the victim forever Next time we'll make sure the victim looks delighted to have thick goblin cock.
>>66739196>>66739180I mean, Showa Ghidorah did blast Godzilla in the balls with his lightning. So, he's definitely petty enough.
>>66739161If anyone has a Discord account, can someone go check out what she says her deal was? She might still be super crazy, but that erase the possibility of her answering. It might give some closure since it seems like I'm not the only one confused here.
>>66739186>depicts rape offensively or somesuch.IIRC it depicts rape the way it ought to be, no sissy pills or onion uncles. Just plain brute force. >>66739212>Showa Ghidorah did blast Godzilla in the balls with his lightning. So, he's definitely petty enough.What's their reason for beefing in the original series?>>66739215>sheAin't even there anymore somehow
>>66739212Showa Ghidorah in general was a huge dick. I mean, Heisei Ghidorah was just a mutated animal, or three animals, really, and Millennium Ghidorah was either a heroic Yamato-No-Orochi or just some alien overlord's big guns. Meanwhile, Showa Ghidorah caused destruction and chaos for shits and giggles, and went with the evil alien of the week's schemes because it amused him.
>>66739230>What's their reason for beefing in the original series?Sheer pettiness. Ghidorah was just some asshole alien monster.
>>66739230>What's their reason for beefing in the original series?It's pretty much just that Ghidorah is a dick that wants to destroy Earth because he thinks it would be fun, and Godzilla doesn't want him to do that for obvious reasons. That, and both of them are really proud and don't like the idea of a monster as strong as them. There's also the fact that Showa Godzilla is, arguably, a hero, and is opposed to Ghidorah on moral grounds as well.Plus, the Mothra twins impressed him by standing up to Ghidorah even though they had no chance, so he stepped in to help them.
>>66739215Last I heard both NikaMoth and Digger have since disappeared from the discord as well.Which bums me out, honestly. It's like someone just decides to cut off contact with you and refuses to tell you why.
>>66739259>Godzilla is a tough biker guy who wrecks shit and has no respect for the law, but respects guts>Ghidorah is an actual obscenely strong psychopath who lives to make people sufferMakes sense
>>66739234Hilariously, Heisei Ghidorah keeps some of the original Ghidorah lore. The Dorats are genetically engineered clones of the original Ghidorah that died on Venus after it life wiped the planet.
>>66739290>>Godzilla is a tough biker guy who wrecks shit and has no respect for the law, but respects guts>>Ghidorah is an actual obscenely strong psychopath who lives to make people suffer>Makes senseSeems like Kusanagi and Yagami from KoF
>>66739274Are you sure? Digger changes names all the time, he goes by "Hexarchy" last I saw.
>>66739341It is entirely possible I'm wrong. I'm using secondhand information since I don't actually go to the discord after all. But that is what I'd heard from other anons several threads back.
>>66739290To expand on that note about Ghidorah, listen to his original roar, and it sounds less like a roar and more like laughter. He's giggling and cackling while he's wreaking havoc.
>>66737041>It's a Cool Cats jump!Cool Cats, why have you forsaken us?
How should i order these jumps in terms of power/challengeMegamanNier AutomataInfinite StratosClassic Sonic Earth Defense Force 2025
>>66739425I can't place IS, since I don't know about it. But I'd say this for the rest>Sonic>Megaman>EDF>Nier
>>66739425challenge least to most infinite stratosmegamanclassic sonicNier AutomataEDF 2025last two are interchangable depending on orgins and drawback
>>66739425Challenge from least to worst, numbered.Classic Sonic - 1Infinite Stratos - 2/1.5Earth Defense Force 2025 - 2Nier Automata - 3Megaman - 4