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The following NFL teams have made it to a conference championship game at any point in their team’s entire history:1. New England Patriots2. New York Jets3. Miami Dolphins4. Buffalo Bills5. Dallas Cowboys6. New York Giants7. Washington Redskins8. Philadelphia Eagles9. Pittsburgh Steelers10. Baltimore Ravens11. Cincinnati Bengals12. Cleveland Browns13. Green Bay Packers14. Chicago Bears15. Minnesota Vikings16. Detroit Lions17. Denver Broncos18. Oakland Raiders19. L.A./San Diego Chargers20. Kansas City Chiefs21. Seattle Seahawks22. San Francisco 49ers23. Arizona Cardinals24. L.A./St. Louis Rams25. Jacksonville Jaguars26. Indianapolis Colts27. Tennessee Titans28. New Orleans Saints29. Atlanta Falcons30. Carolina Panthers31. Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Let’s go COWBOYS
>>90190470Post your favorite NFL Films music or (((your))) team has 20 straight losing seasons starting next year.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-qnyMcK0rg
LETS GO PATTIES*clap clap clapclapclap*
>8 inches of snow in KC todayGOD DAMMIT IF BUTKER MISSES A GAME WINNER I WILL LOSE IT
Happy birthday to the man who caught the "original" Hail Mary, Drew Pearson. He's 68yo today.
IND > KCNE > LACLAR > DALNO > PHI
>>90190538>winter storm warningI am ready
>>90190578my predictions as well. I think the Pats-Chargers has the most upset potential.
Official picks to win big:KC > INDLAC > NEDAL > LARPHI > NO
>>90190635>97% chance for the stoolers to make the playoffsHoly shit my fucking sides
>>90190635Jesus Christ Steelers
What sort of sorcery will BB perform to acquire Brown?
>>90190680That's what happens when you are the #2 seed. No one expected the Broncos or Raiders to win.
>>90190699a warding spell to keep him out
>>90190654This guy definitely plows puss
Chargers will win the Owl. You can now quit posting
>>90190654>DAL > LARREEEEEEEEEEE SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
>>90190820For River's wife's sake I hope not.
>>90190635NATHANIEL PROPYLENE HAS DONE IT AGAIN
>>90190820Getting dabbed on by the chiefs in the afccg is the owl for the chargers?
>>90190635>Colts had a 4% chance of making the playoffs after week 6>less than 1% chance of making the owlYou think they're going to let something like a flashy mutt stand in their way now? Patrick Mahomes has 5 more hours of relevance.
>>90190872>NATHANIEL PROPYLENE HAS DONE IT AGAINNot his fault the Steelers are impressively dysfunctional. On paper, they should be in the playoffs.
>>90190888Big dick trips of truth right here
>>90190925nice headline juxtaposition
>>90190950nobody predicts the paper playoffs better than nate
>>90190931Andrew Luck is the flashy mutt
Going to lose my dog today. What should I do?.
>>90190994And I suppose you predicted the Steelers wouldn't make the playoffs at 7-2-1?
This divisional round is free money.
>>90191086Then tell us your picks, faglord.
the chiefs are going to lose aren't they?
>>90190635>shittsburgh>meme-asota>panturds>people that doubted the EAGLES
>>90191065Wrong type of lost my friend.
Chargers will win.
Chefs > ColtsRams > CoybowsChargers > PatsEagles > SaintsChefs > ChargersEagles > RamsEagles > Chefs
>>90191103The panthers are legit dangerous
>>90191116>picking every underdogyup, that's a cringe from me
ChiefsRamsPatriotsEaglesProve me wrong
>>90191102It's going to be a good game. I initially thought it was free money if the Colts won, but they looked legit good. Even if it was the Texans.
>>90191171except saints, you're correct there
>>90191186Gotta go with the Saints, but it will be close imo
>>90191186I don't think Eagles meme magic is enough to overcome the Saints. Nick Foles is good. He is not reversing a 48-7 outcome from earlier in the season.
>>90191128Chargers are more of a miss team
basically one road team wins a divisional round game every year. who will it be this year?
>>90191290praying to jesus that it's the colts
>>90191290All of them
>>90191290Chargers is the easy choiceUpset likelihood, most to least:ChargersCowboysEaglesColts
>>90191102Nah, colts are the most overrated team. Havent played a good team since they lost to the patriots.
>>90191348Disagree.ChargersCowboysColtsEaglesI know not to count the Eagles out, but this game goes beyond meme chance. They need a legitimate miracle to win it. They just don't have what it takes to beat the Saints rested at home. The Chiefs are in more danger due to their suspect defense and lack of discipline(#1 in penalties)
>>90191348>the team playing at the stadium of the only team to go 8-0 at home this war is the easy choice
>>90191348why do people think the chiefs are going to win? aside from the chargers opener, they haven't beaten a good team all season, plus reid will fuck it up. they are the most likely to fuck up
>>90191102No, have some faith my man
>>90191375but there are 8 inches of snow in kc today. the game will be close the whole time and one retarded snow play could decide the game
>>90191412The Chargers are by far the best team on the road this year and they were also the strongest team not to earn a first round bye. This isn't disputed by anyone.This isn't a matter of the Patriots strength as much as it is the Chargers being far and away the strongest wild card team.
>>90191412The Chargers are 8-0 away. You think cold rattles them but it doesn't.
>>90191414the colts havent beat any good teams either
>>90191446Field is heated so there won’t be any snow
>>90191432Why are yinzers so fucking insecure and the quickest to get asspained when they're presented with facts?
>>901914558-1. I know it's fun to say they "didn't travel" for their game against the Rams, but it is a lost road game. They're 8-1 on the road.
>>90191476Says the faggot ass hurt about the Steelers 6 owls.
>>90191479It's not a road game.
>>90190635>stoolers >fucking up a wet dream can we axe le token negro already
>>90191469it will be snowing during the game. natural grass field will get btfo (even tho the chiefs have top tier field upkeep). heated field doesnt just neutralize a snow game
>>90191446No snow on the field. It might a little bit during the game but wont have much affect. Cold will play a bigger role than snow
>>90191502It was, by definition, a road game/away game. We can't ignore it on a technicality just like we can't for any other teams that have shared a stadium. Never done it before, don't see a reason to start now.
>>90191432this is a good enough reason alone to root for the patriots this year.
>>90191414I don't understand why the colts are getting so overrated. There's no reason to think they're really that good.
Fuck this nigger
>>90191506True. Domebabby teams are like 10-45 in games below freezing though it is the Chiefs.
So do these teams all have a new shitty tag line like, "LetsRoll?"
>>90191551probably because luck finally has an elite o line
>>90191572Why? He seems likable
>>90191551I see it more as Chiefs are going to lose the game vs. the Colts are going to win it
>>90191551because everyone keeps saying they are good
So is there a reason to disregard this game?
>>90191589>he seems likable
Is this the best divisional round in recent memory?
>>90190699Message, Detect Thoughts, Suggestion, Charm Person, Darkvision, Dominate Person, Banishment. Probably in that order over a few years
>>90191589>WE WUDDA BEAT DA EAGLES IF WE DIDN'T LOSE TO DA VIKANGZ SHO NUFF
>>90191551Luck's O-line is monstrous and HEALTHY. That pays big big dividends in the playoffs.
>>90191621Yeah because a chiefs fan fucked my wife so I have to shill nonstop against them
>>90191623What's triggering you? Just the fact that he's black and doesn't play for >your team?
>>90191551Because its trendy to pick colts right now.
>>90191654Chiefs have the best pass rush in the league and the colts have gone up against the 5 worst pass rushes during their winning streak
>>90191647Yeah, seems right. I think one game will be over, but I have no idea which.
>>90191668i haven't heard anyone pick the chiefs to win
>>90191621Good teams that aren’t the patriots have bad games against divisional opponents.The chiefs are still winning.
>>90191688did you see how they did against jj watt and clowney last week?
>>90191688>Chiefs have the best pass rush in the league"No"
>>90190652I don’t see how beating the Pats would be an upset. Really the only upset game I see Eagles-Saints and maybe Colts-Chiefs
>>90191695Because it's not fun to say >the best AFC team playing at home who is favored to win handily will win handilySo mostly funposting for funposting's sake
>>90191716mite b kino
I don't think the Eagles will win tomorrow, but if they do there's no way they lose to the Rams or Cowboys, and the only AFC team that would beat them would be punished BB. If they beat the Saints, they're repeating.
>unironically believing the Chiefs will lose at home
>>90191633i think there will be 2 blowouts but on paper the divisional round is really good
>>90191713>>90191708>chiefs tied for 1st with 52 sacks>Houston tied for 11th with 43Based retard posters
>>90191647where are the Eagles?
I can't wait for the LA meme to die this weekend
>>90191689I thought so too but for the life of me I have no idea which one it could be
>>90191718>I don’t see how beating the Pats would be an upsetIt's not. Neither team is favored by even a field goal. Upset is open to interpretation, but I would imagine being favored by at least 3 points would be required. Probably more realistic to put it at at least -6 in order to be considered an "upset". I tracked every game this season, and if we only go by a field goal, upsets happen constantly. Literally hundreds this year.So yeah, Chargers/Patriots isn't an upset either way.
>>90191781>11th>... being relevant to your point of the 5 worst pass rushes. aight kiddo
>>90191551Andrew Luck is mediocre at best, chiefs are going to shit on them
>>90191788the dome game
How does Luck play outdoors in snow?
>>90191813>8 team parlayenjoy losing it all bud
>>90191822>>90191822OFFICIAL CELEBRATION THREAD FOR AMERICA'S TEAM (aka The Dallas Cowboys).I REPEAT OFFICIAL CELEBRATION THREAD FOR AMERICA'S TEAM (aka The Dallas Cowboys).>>90191822>>90191822I implore all fans of America's Team (aka The Dallas Cowboys) to get in here and celebrate. We've done it bros. >>90191822>>90191822
>>90191815remember that enormous comback againt KC :)>>90191835luck is built for cold and snow, he played at stanford
>>90191813this is peak performance
>>90191727Uhh maybe but people actually believe colts will win.
>>90191854Little risk, big reward
>>90191888The HOUSTON OILERS.
>>90191835i saw him beat an alex smith led chiefs in the regular season at a snow game in arrowhead the same season that the colts made the uber comeback in indy in the playoffs. does that matter tho
>>90191781That doesn't make them a good pass rush because there is more to pass rushing than sacks
>>90191926what makes them a bad pass rush then
You lads ready for the Snowb Owl, where the field is engulfed in snow, both head coaches are frozen solid on their benches and everyone spaghettis for 3 and a half quarters?
If anyone wants to give me their picks and PayPal. I'll send half if you are right
>>90191967Not having 3 players who get all the sacks
>>90191982i was banned from paypal
>>90191988Cashapp fine too
>>90191872>>90191647>>90191813Do you rags use bitcoin? They wont acept my visa....
>>90191982>PayPalWow be careful there grandpa you don't want to snap a hip
>>90192002Throw in some scores
>>90191986if you typically rush 4 or 5 guys thats a pretty good ratio
>>90192025I accommodate all apps
>>90191543Or Dallas, they also have 5
>>90191814Are you genuinely retarded or do you actually think the colts played the Texans 10 straight times?>Oakland (32nd)>giants (tied 30th)>Miami (29th)>buffalo (26th)>Jacksonville x2 (25th)So yeah sorry the 7 worst pass rushes not 5 worst since they got ass raped by the patriots (30th) and bengals (28th) earlier in the season
>>90192055what about ligma
>>90192055Accommodate this old man
>>90192055What about BoFa?
>>90192077You can ligma balls
Tell me who wins and I'll send you a Money Order in the mail if I win
>>90192111Could you wire me the money, care of KL5-8004
>>90192111ChiefsCowboysPatriotsEaglesYou know this to be true
>>90191765You're rightEagles 41 Saints 27Colts 48 chiefs 17
Is there a minimum amount of time you should be following a team before you can be considered an actual fan? I say 10 years minimum.
>>90192111can you send it to me in just nickels?
>>90192188>colts>scoring 48 ptspick1
I know /nfl/ is mostly bait and shitposting, but there are not actual people that think the Chorgers can win a meaningful playoff game in Foxborough right?
>>90192196However long it takes you to feel superior to others for rooting for a team
>>90192188i actually think it will be the games tomorrow but maybe the bois get btfo tonight. the chiefs arent built to get btfo tho
Betting on the Chiefs is like free money, right guys?
>>90192196whatver amount it takes for you to wakeup in the middle of the night after a fever dream about some horrible loss you witnessed
>>90191735Based and ski-maskpilled
>>90192360If so many of you hate black people, why do you watch a sport that is 95% them?
>>90192403football from a strategic view is fun and interestingplus seeing niggers destroy their bodies gladiator style is entertaining
Who goes next season on the Eagles?>Peters >Tate>Wentz>Ajayi>Agholor maybe
>>90192403same reason nigger fighting was a thing during slavery because we like watching the monkeys dance for us
>>90192403slave owner mentality
>>90191572If somehow >we beat aints, i want this head on a pike. fuck him
>>90190470>MFW OBSESSED FAGGOT HATERS THOUGHT AMERICA'S TEAM, THE PHILADELPHIA EAGLES, WEREN'T GOING TO WIN>MFW AMERICA'S TEAM, THE PHILADELPHIA EAGLES, HANDILY ELIMINATED THE SHITCONGO BURRS FROM THE PLAYOFFS>MFW AMERICA'S TEAM, THE PHILADELPHIA EAGLES, ARE 1 DAY AWAY FROM THOROUGHLY EMASCULATING AND UTTERLY STYLING ON THE LOOSE ANUS AINTS>MFW THE OBNOXIOUS, OBSESSED, MORBIDLY OBESE, LIMP DICKED, SHIT STINKING HATERS ARE SEETHING LIKE A BITCHLMAO. YOU BETTER GET YOUR COPE POSTS IN FAST BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!
>>90192427Peters is probably done, unfortunately. I think Sproles and Long stick around one more year though.Tate is likely gone, but I have a feeling they'll make a strong effort to keep himWentz stays, dumboAjayi stays if he's cheap, otherwise no wayAgholor stays
>>90192427Wentz stays unless Foles repeats.
>>90192492if the eagles win this weekend, there's no reason to keep wentz
>>90192517>being a nigger apologistwew
>>90192503wentz is injury-prone trash. trade him
>>90192522Do you know that Eagles have to pay 20m to keep Foles? Even then, he can opt out for 2m if he gets a big offer from some desperate team. Wentz's cap hit is like 8m or something. Eagles are projected to be 13m over cap for next year.
Everyone is picking the Cowboys huh. I’m the only one rooting for the Rams.
>LA is going to be filled with Cowboys fansRIP Rams homefield advantage
>>90192539>>90192561It’s the ESL Brazilian fag. You forgot to say WINCE.
>yfw da bears win da superb owl
>>90192533What no why wtfI don't believe it, desu. He's healthy and still the best center in the league.
>>90192611yea, it seems weird t b h, he is still playing great.
You may not like it but this is what peak playoffs looks like
>>90192550>being edgey on the internet for attentionwew
>>90192577do the rams ever have a home field advantage? I was listening to Burr's podcast once and he said that pretty much every Rams home game is full of fans from other teams because LA is such a mix of people from all over who are already fans of other teams and a very small amount of people in LA are actually Rams fans.
>>90192573Falseflagging retards who will flood the board with >Cowboys OH NO NO posting if and when they lose
>>90192630Patriots Saints is the most kino SB possible
>>90192630Anything where the Eagles are out is good to me.
>>90192641Yeah, I'm not surprised. Relieved though.
>>90192641oh thank god, he is 31 and still the best center in the league. it didn't make sense.
saints-chargers is the owl we (every whose team is already eliminated) should all be hoping for
>>90192635>implying im only like this on the internetwew
>>90192675>Le it’s impossible for two people to root for the same team memeXDDDDD Oh look, it’s this stupid shit again.You can clearly see that me and folesbenis posted five seconds apart. That’s way too close together for us to be the same person. Seethe harder that multiple people are winners and not inbred white trash losers like you.
>tickets to the chiefs colts game are down to $50Should I do it /sp/?
Only a few more hours until the annual Andy Reid team/Chiefs playoff chokejob
>>90192654It’s sad if the Rams lose. I really like the team.
>>90192706They need to fire him.
>>90192693>acting like an edgey internet 15 year old in publicEven worse t.b.h.
>>90192702damn that's cheap as fuck anonif i were you I would. hopefully bring a friend and bundle up
>>90192689As long as the chargers winPersonally I'm hoping for Rams Chargers so that no matter who wins, I dont have to be angry
>>90192702go get hypothermia
>>90192718go succ some nigger diccobviously you want to
>>90192702You should buy them all and then then Chiefs will have no fans.
>>90192694This will never get old
>>90191911Warren Moon is just an iconic black celebrity in a tumultuous time.He throws like my mom.
>>90192702Good luck getting there
>>90192724>wearing a bra in public>is a fat ugly goblin with a lopsided tiddyHave we reached peak thot?
>>90192739>me and Brady's sixth ring
>>90192768Couldnt have happened to a more deserving faggot.
>>90192724Damn those are some uneven tits
>>90192724>just a bra in public>henna tattoo>drawn on eyebrowsbruh this woman is the type of girl to cheat on you then blame you and steal all of your things
from the future: chiefs / rams / chargers / saints will win this weekend. get your bets in now
>>90192808Just placed a $10,000 parlay, thanks
I miss him bros
Who’s ready for these games?
>>90192808that would be the most boring selection of teams possible.
>>90192788he is dodging this thread right now lol
>>90192730Wow you are one pathetic child.
>>90192808>Chiefs>Chargers>RamsThe future is here and it fucking sucks.
>>90192799Then post about small dick energy on twitter after taking money from a 50 year old guy she's fucking to pay her rent.
https://youtu.be/eQreYmaeK9sWhy are all the boomer coaches being fired?
>>90192724This chick gave me the best blowjob of my life.
>fat spicI see the game thread crossboarders are here already
>OldGay>Bradysknee/6th ring>Bucme>getatanWhat other tripfag got BTFO?
>>90192902How could you forget LeXplorer
>>90192926>>90192927Is he out of prison? What does he do now?
am I the only one who feels like sunday is the last REAL eagles game? I have this feeling that if they manage to beat the saints theyre going to repeat
>>90192974It's pretty obvious Saints are winning the SB if they go to it. No AFC teams can really compete. If Eagles can beat the Saints then they'll probably win it as well. Unless they play the Patriots and BB/TB go ape shit on them.
>>90192952>Is he out of prison?Yes>What does he do now?Post on reddithttps://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/7fskbu/iama_guy_who_went_to_prison_for_trollingswating/
>>90192952Yes. Part of his plea deal was he would come to 4chan and talk about what he did and why it was wrong to post things like that online, then his internet access would be monitored while he's on probation. He still posts here anonymously
>>90193043>last post 9 minutes agohe went full redditor, yikes
>>90193069He isn't allowed to post anonymously anymore
>>90192892You need to get out more
>>90193125yea, i was reading that ama thread and they are monitoring his browsing history. can he even watch porn?
>>90193126Blow me, faggot.
>>90193181I don’t think he can now.
>>90193069Do you really need a trip when your flag is already distinguishing you
Should I get local pizza, some wings from BDubs, or Piada for the games?
>>90193314Cook something yourself.
>>90193269he is not a big guy i guess
>>90193321I’m trying to be lazy today friend
>>90191911Titans are on there.
>>90193314What style pizza?
Is this finally the year where Reid takes the Chiefs to the AFCCG?
Can Giselle's bitch upset Phil River's high sperm count?
>two cold weather playoff gamesNice.I want either the pats or the chiefs to win so we have another one next week.
>>90193596>>90193618>>90193640ok, this is epic.
>>90193564Does it count as being a cuckold if you watch the playoffs when your team was already eliminated?
>>90193538If he's allowed 5 timeouts per half maybe
>>90191646It’s true, no Minnesota Fluke no Eagles owl. Brees would be going for a back to back this year.
>>90193663Why are you so obsessed with the Ravens?
>my face when "people" actually think the team with the best offense in NFL history will not win the Superb Owl this season>Ketchup>Alex Smith's soul (objectively and statistically a top 1 QB to study under for a year while you learn the Kansas City system and hone in and develop your skills around the secrets of SMETH MAGIC™, it isn't even debatable)>Patrick Mahomes (best QB in the game who will go down as the NFL GOAT QB and will surpass every QB in the league in every facet of the game within the next 5 years. He will put up 5,000+YDs/50+TDs/sub-15 INTs)>Travis Kelce (The best TE in the game, who not only grows the best beard amongst all NFL TE's, is the best dancer, but also has the greatest IRL sh*tposting abilities. 1,000+YDs/10+TDs)>Tyreek Hill (Literally T H E fastest player in the NFL and a top 5 WR who will R U N away with 1,200+YDs/12+TDs/0 opposing players who will catch him in open space)>Damien Williams' Gun and Run (formerly Kareem Hunt's Cunt and Punt) (top 3 RB, 1,500+YDs/10+TDs)>Sammy Watkins (best 4th option offensive player in the league)>Chris Conley (a white guy trapped in a black's body, one of the smartest players in football)>DAT (one of the fastest and most explosive players in football)>Anthony Sherman (best FB in NFL)>All while being protected by the best O-Line in the AFC>Top 16 LB corp in the AFC>Best secondary in the AFC>Best D-Line in the AFC>Best Head Coach in the NFL>Best fans/stadium in the NFL>Most based and r e dpilled posters on /sp/Barring major injuries to key players, there is no way the Chiefs are not winning the Superb Owl this year. The power of MAHOMES MAGIC™ has just begun.The Kansas City Chiefs/Patrick Mahomes dynasty begins in 2018.You literally can't prove me wrong.Cap it.
>>90193733why are you so obsessed with black men handling a white woman?
>>90193733When do you think they'll finally recover from this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnGauxFbGbEkek, armchair kickers BTFO
>>90193743What was their record in Primetime Games or against playoff teams again?
>sitting alone in my room in KC drinking coffee with the GF and dog running around the apartment>snow falling down peacefully and quietly>snow is so bad, i have an easy excuse to watch the game at home with /sp/>first Mahomes game, got his jersey onyou may not like it but this is what peak comfy looks like. pic related it's the view from my window
This is Phillip "Pullout Game Weak" RiversSay something nice about him
who /CHIEFS/ here how comfy are my kc brothers right now?
>>90192854Where can one impregnate that thicc sultry batshit insane goddess?
>>90192111ColtsChargersRamsSaintsI only accept Western Union
>thought game started at 1:05
>>90193733what time do the ravens play today?
>>90193818i wish him a good offseason after he loses tomorrow
>>90191543>>90192070>being second to 6>being second to 4oh man. imagine. I bet you think its fine to be the second to fuck a woman
>>90192196unless you've seen every game and all 22 from the past 50 years you're a casual shitter
>>90193879thisit’s only acceptable to be the second man a woman has fucked
>>90193818Hes a good meme
This is Tom "one and done" Brady, say something nice about him
>some dumb nigger just said "there's no i bigger than team">Kurt Warner corrects him and says "lol it's no i in team you dumb nigger"kino sportstalk mans
>Martavis Bryant already traded away>Boswell is awful>Have what fans call "the best WR in NFL">Have what fans call "the best RB in NFL">All three gone after this seasonRemember when Pittsburgh fans thought "Killer B's" something clever? Remember "Why can't I hold all these receivers?" and then proceed to win no rings with Wallace/Sanders/Brown/Wheaton/Coates/Bryant?
I’m so excited for the shitposting I can barely wait
>>90193228>>90193181how the fuck is that legal? >you did a bad thing now for some reason something otherwise legal that poses no harm to anyone is forbidden>>90193043>that hairline and appearance >23jesus christ I would've picked him for 32. the balding memes on 4channel are real I guess
>>90193961The jazz hands at the end always get me. The Steelers deserve everything they get, I'm glad they didn't make the playoffs this year. Although it would've been great to see them immediately lose to whatever team they played against.
>>90193961>Steelers have less playoff wins since 2011 than Nick Foles has in the past 2 seasons
>view outside my windowI am ready for the snowb owl
Andrew Cuck and the Indianapolis Cuckolts finna get that ass clapped in 3 hours
>>90193781>wearing another man's name on your back in presence of a wife/gfeasy b8
>>90194037>winter storm warning herewew i am ready
>>90190470COWBOYS AND IGGLES UNITE. NFC BEAST. FUCK THE NOPE ORLEANS AINTS AND THE FAGGOT RASMSWE GOTTA PUT ASIDE OUR DIFFERENCES AND SHOW (THEM) WHAT THE FUCK IS UP
>>90194037let your dad in
Post your yfw when Brady retires and the Pats sign Foles
>>90192111All home teams except RASM. Also, nice trips.
>>90194031Whewwwww>>90194037>implying your dog and girl aren't fucking Does sound peak comfy
>>90194065cringe and redditpilled
>>90194088>booty blasted blacked fan
Final 2018 Strength of Schedule based on overall team efficiency:10 Easiest Schedules:1-IND**2-CHI**3-GB4-HOU**5-MIA6-NYG7-NE**8-DAL**9-MIN10-WAS**=Playoffs10 Toughest Schedules:32-OAK31-CIN30-CLE29-PIT28-DEN27-ARI26-SF25-KC**24-BUF23-TB>The colts have played the toughest comp-
>>90190496kek fuck that 32nd team
doug pederson's coaching has gotten the iggles out of tight spots all year, All he has to do is order fletcher cox to shatter Drew Brees' knee caps when he goes in for a sack and the game is in the bag!
>>90194107#Colts run zone coverage at highest rate in the league.#Chiefs QB Patrick Mahomes played 5 games vs teams that run zone at top-8 frequencies this season, completing 64.1% of his passes at 7.99 yards per attempt with a perfect 14:0 TD-to-INT ratio against them.>Per PFF Mahomes is the best QB against run zone coverage
>>90194107chargers are the only good team the chiefs beat
>>90194133Literally and factually incorrect tho :^)
#Chiefs went 2-4 vs. playoff teams. FWIW, the Steelers went 2-4 in 2005 and won a Super Bowl. (Roethlisberger became the youngest QB to win a Super Bowl, Mahomes could break that record)
>>90194111be nice watt doesn't deserve any of this
>>90194133On another episode of "What the fuck did he mean by this"
>>90193961I very rarely see anyone as out of touch with reality as stooler fans
>>90194150go ahead and tell me what other good team they beat, i'll wait.
>>90194192I gave yer mum 6 to 9 inches
#INDvsKC Matchup to Watch: Patrick Mahomes, who has been great against the blitz this season, will face a Colts defense that generates pressure on 39% of blitz dropbacks, 4th-highest rate in the NFL.#ChiefsKingdom #Colts>>90194187Ravens>inb4 u go HURRR LAMAMARRR JACKSON THE YOUNGEST QB IN PLAYOFFS SUKKED WHICH MEANS THEY WERE A MEME TEAM AND WERE GARBAGEBrowns were also a good team, chiefs also haven't lost a game by more than 3 points, would've swept the chargers and beaten xehawks too if it weren't for TMZ heeming our run game.
If Cowboys are America's team, then whose team are the Redskins?
>>90194211as an iggs fan, i appreciate your affection
>>90194111>>90190496why do people always seen to forget The texans have literally been a team for 16 seasons, cut them some slack man
>>90194185Why hasn't Mexico picked up the check?
>>90194192Colts bout to get 6-9 inches too, nahimsayin?
Get in the pre-game chat, goys https://discord.gg/ECCBmT( no oldgays allowed )
>>90192111ColtsCowboysPatriotsEaglesConference games gonna be pure kino.
The Colts defense:•has been extremely impressive•played, by far, the easiest.schedule of offenses this year.In fact, they played the easiest schedule of defenses of any team the last 3 years.
>>90191102using state of the art prediction models and high end graphical rendering i have created a seamless image of what will happen to the chiefs laterits andrew luck dabbing on mahomes if your uninitiated eyes cant tell
>>90194314thats what i want
>>90194227Native America’s team
>>90194318wew that chiefs schedule sure looks much harder than the Colts one thats for sure.
>>90194247>doesnt know how the sovreignity of nations works
>>90194318>All of those shitter teams with babby schedules that didn't make the offsFucking sad.
Say my name
>>90194374>Ravens and Chargers only playoff teams they beatNot a good sign.
A team that gives up 5 yards per carry cannot win a playoff game. Rasm are finished.
>>90194376So we're expected to pickup the check for President fatty's mistake? Chuck and Pelosi are doing literally nothing wrong.
>>90194424>Me and Brady's Sixth Ring
>>90194441this desu senpai
>>90194441>Tonight in Texas: FIRE UP THE VHS SO WE DON'T HAVE TO WATCH SPORTSCENTER!!! ;.;
Why's this mentally ill cuckold still post when he outted himself the other day
>>90194441Will this replace the thankfully I don’t have autism anymore?
>>90194408damn im not gay but hes really handsome
>>90191822Come celebrate with me cowbros
>>90194459I imagine he thinks if he laughs at himself enough we will all forget. But we won't
>>90194409Steelers played down to their competition and otherwise would be 3rd in AFC and in playoffs, colts miss playoffs and Ravens get 6th seed.
>>90194473Depends on if autism responds well to repetition.
>>90194534more like BAEfield amirite
>>90194424I understand not liking trump, but to actually carry water for Schumer and pelosi is laughable. Trump will be gone soon. Those morons have been useless for decades.
>>90194301 Is the site down? the registry won't go through. halp.
>>90194424>doesn't like TrumpI wasn't going to filter you before, but into the filter you go.
>>90194563You are exactly right
>>90191982ColtsCowboysPatriotsEagles>lines are whole numbers
>>90191551Luck is /ourguy/
I found this on Giselle's thefappening page wtf...
>>90194565Didn't Pelosi just win thanks to the Blue Wave, becoming third in line to the Presidency while the President is under active investigation for being a Russian foreign agent? Why do you hate winning so much?
>>90194589Based underage retard
>>90194565Schumer sucks, but Pelosi isn't that bad. The worst thing about her is just that she's old. Young blood is coming soon though, I'm not worried.
>>90194424>"We just can't afford 5 billion for the wall" brought to you by the party that doesn't care about the tens of billions in taxpayer dollars illegals cost us every month and the politicians who didn't have a problem spending hundreds of billions on subsidized health insurance for their useless poorfag constituents
can you drop the russia thing? you're making left leaning moderates look bad.
>cowboys haven't advanced past the divisional in 24 yearsHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAFUCK DEM BOIZ
>>90194644People just hate Chuck because he's related to that thief Big Amy.McConnell deserves more hate. He was useless during Obama and has done nothing to help Trump. It's almost like Kentuckians are lazy hicks.
>>90194565>>90194610How do you not understand sixth knee is a meme? dont feed it.
>>90192926>>90192927>newfags don't realize that he was an /mlb/ and /nhl/ trip and hardly ever posted about handegg
>my heart when the colts/chiefs game comes down to one play
Will the Colts win if the oline can keep Luck clean?
>>90194695>losing to Rutgers >shiggy>2011No u
>>90194716Holy shit man fuck off with thisWe are on 4 channel
muh russia muh impeachgrow up, stop replying to me, radical retard
>>90194716Is that the result of sibling fucking or just first cousins?
>>90194728colts are MEGA overrated, the only two good teams they played blew them out
>>90194673>muh x hasn't happened in y amount of time so therefore it won't happen todayShut the fuck up, you beta stat obsessed autistic, nobody gives a shit.
>colts get exposed as massive schedule babbies>suddenly shit tons of political shitposting appearsYou should be getting ready for the game Luck you neckbeard aspie
>>90194768>i-it'll happen this year, j-just watch!YOU FUCKING DALLASS SPIC FANS ARE ALL THE SAME
>me and brady's sixth ringme and brady's sixth ring>me and brady's sixth ringme and brady's sixth ring>me and brady's sixth ringme and brady's sixth ring>me and brady's sixth ringme and brady's sixth ring>me and brady's sixth ringme and brady's sixth ring>me and brady's sixth ringme and brady's sixth ring>me and brady's sixth ringme and brady's sixth ring>me and brady's sixth ringme and brady's sixth ring>me and brady's sixth ringme and brady's sixth ring>me and brady's sixth ringme and brady's sixth ring>me and brady's sixth ringme and brady's sixth ring>me and brady's sixth ringme and brady's sixth ring
>>90194761Cousin fucking is healthier than racemixing you filthy mutt.
>>90194654>Mexico will pay for the wall via the new trade agreement>I am shutting down the government until congress pays for the wall
>>90194835The Rams are the weakest team left. Change my mind, fuckboy.
>>90194852No one said anything about racemixing. Why are you so obsessed with it?
>>90194873Kys libtard, ill slaughter every shitskin here
>>90194751>>90194761what was the pic?
anybody else just really like this colts team? my team's on vacation in hawaii but definitely rooting for this squad during the playoffs. also fuck the chefs tbqh.
>>90194860Guess we can repeal Obamacare and Democrats will support that since it horribly failed at Obama's promises of keeping your doctor and keeping healthcare affordable.
>>90194764Chiefs defence is trash though they could get outscored of Luck has a clean pocket
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>90194897When will it be legal to watch teen lesbians fuck
>>90194918Throw in some of total points for more money
>>90194905How come they didn't fix Obamacare/replace it in 2017-2018?
>>90194925Today's gonna be a bad day. The Cowboys are gonna blow it in the divisional again and now Garrett's getting extended.
>>90194905I'm all for it, repeal and replace with medicare for all.
>>90194925Perfect, Dallas is winning too many playoff games this century
>>90194911shut the fuck up retarded potato nigger luck is garbage, colts are shit the chiefs are Superbowl bound
>>90194684Of course McConnell deserves more hate, he's a disaster. But Chuck sucks because he's an old centrist Dem and fairly bad at his job. Also, I have no idea how he made it this far in politics being unable to read prepared lines like a normal human. He's a terrible public speaker.
>>90194967lolnoAFC champ game is their ceiling
>>90194925Dougy P's plan is working perfectly
>>90194644>Pelosi isn't that bad
LETS GET THIS SHIT BLUENATION
Guys I'm in Orange county right now and it's raining hard af. How bad is the turf gonna be tonight? How many ACLs will be blown?
>>90194936KC/IND: 81DAL/LAR: 62NE/LAC: 51NOR/PHI: 77Wait, did you pick moneyline? I was picking ATS.
>>90194654>wasting money on a wall that won't even solve the "problem" it's intended to>when the money could be spent on fixing lead water pipes in places like Flint, or any other actually useful thingUndocumented immigrants don't come over the southern border, they come on planes. And all the drugs are snuck in in cars through established border entry checkpoints.Also, immigrants commit less crime than native born Americans, so "stopping" illegal immigration" isn't even an effective way to stop crime/murder/etc.
>he doesnt get god tier health care from his workCringe
For me it's posting about politics in the nfl section of the sports board
>>90194986The Dems do suffer the same problems the Republicans had with their leadership pre-Trump. Their only shining grace was Ryan, who ran out like a scared bitch. Since Seth Moulton ran afoul of Pelosi, he's gonna gun for a Senate seat, hopefully he can get some power to establish some firm Liberal leadership independent of the early 2000s.
>>90195052goff's snapping his 2nd play of the game, cap this
>>90195067>tfw poorfag with shitty job>overweight and probably on my way to diabetesdamn
>>90194905Obamacare has largely been successful. Most of the issues have been because of Republicans chipping away at it or not fully implementing it.But also, >>90194960
>>90195068based irish brother
>>90194946I think you underestimate how hard it'd be to fix it. T. - ACA worker
>>90195071>Seth MoultonEww, no thanks. He's a blue dog.
>>90194107lol @ green gay
>>90195068Notice how it's the tripfriends perpetuating it. They want to shit the thread up in any way possible.
>>90191476If you were stuck in a shithole like Pittsburgh you'd be insecure too.
>>90195106Didn't both Candidates claim to have the fix already mapped out? Plus, haven't the Republicans who have owned both houses claimed they could fix it with a strong executive?>>90195068Blame Trump for shitting all over Lavar Ball and Kaep.
>>90195114>He's a blue dog.how is widening your party's appeal a bad thing again?
has either mahomes/luck ever played in the snow?
>>90195094>Obamacare has largely been successfulIf you're a poorfag leaching off the government like a lot of Democrat voters, sure. If you actually pay for your own health insurance it's been a disaster driving up your premiums and deductibles every year.
>>90195174Ikr, fuck poor people based richbro
>>90195158Rivers has... it didn't end well.>>90195174Only in states that never funded it. In Blue states it's been working out great.
>>90195138Bradys hymen started it
What should I order for watching NFL? I'm thinking Pizza Hut pizza and wings.
>>90195202>Riversthanks for answering the question, 6th ring
>>90195188Only if you're a dumb fucking idiot who thinks Wentz is anything more than a player who will ever play 7 games or more a season.
>>90195169Can't really blame Kaepernick for his FO dismantling the team basically overnight. But he would still have a job in the League if he had been willing to accept a reasonable contract.
>>90195067I work for the ACA(Obamacare) make around 30k a year at their call center. I've got a 2000 dollar deductible. I constantly take calls from people who make right over the 100% federal level of poverty who get plans where they have a 0 dollar deductible and 600 dollar out of pocket Maximum. Then I've also got calls where someone gets a slight pay pump and their deductible and out of pocket max goes up by 1000s ontop of their premium costing more. The systems fucking ridiculous tbfh. Single payer Medicare for all is the better idea because I've also talked to thousands that literally can't get help because they're too poor and their state fucks them over or private insurance bends their ass over.Another fun one is when a consumers on a health plan for years but since assistance is based off the second lowest cost silver plan in your area on top of how much money you make if another company swoops in with cheaper plans or an insurance company raises their plans by hundreds and another doesn't suddenly all the people getting help can't afford the plans that cover the doctors hospitals etc in the area near them they use ans have to switch up their entire healthcare less they pay hundreds for their monthly premium since it's not the second lowest in the area. The systems a fucking mess.
>>90195146Yeah thats why it happens and doesnt happen anywhere elseYou're as bad as fucking bronys just fucking stay in your containment board and stop ruining the rest of 4chan with your constant circular arguing
>>90195207>>90194185PROOF I AM ALSO OLD GAY!
>>90195203Nice. Will probably get fucked on over/under, didn't know what the actual o/u was, probably wouldn't have taken 4/4 over.
>>90195146I mean you can map a fix but ACA would have to largely remain in effect unless the solution is Medicare/Medicaid for all. There'd have to be a massive transition period to make sure everyone's successfully moved over to the new system. Wouldn't just take effect immediately.
>>90195245Wait, what does that have to do with me, exactly?
This is now a Freddie Kitchens thread
>>90195231>I work for the ACA(Obamacare) make around 30k a yearStopped reading right there banklet
>>90195156Democrats aren't going to support anyone who isn't some combination of female, minority, LGBTQA+-*/, Muslim or immigrant. Any straight white man who is still a Democrat is totally delusional.
>>90195276>Me and Brady's Sixth Ring
>he unironically is denying it>he gets defensive and replies to it to it instead of ignoring ityikes
>>90195251Single payer really is the only solution.The problem is, there's so much financial infrastructure already. Trump wanted to do something good for Prescription Drug prices, until you know...
>>90195248The call center I'm at covers the federal marketplace and for state based marketplaces i have to refer them to the state specific phones. I'm in Kansas myself.
>>90195245>that retard has disappeared since>his other persona is shitting up the thread currentlyReally makes you think, doesn't it?
>>90195249It's only 50 cents, let's make another!
>>90195290Wait, was that me?
>>90195156I'm ok with keeping him on, but he shouldn't be a leader. That's not the direction things are moving.
>>90195311Thankfully, it looks like Kansas is finally going right after Brownback killed the economy.https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2017/03/kansas-medicaid-expansion-obamacare-aca/Doesn't help the Chefs, tho.
>>90195290I'm 22 and realistically I make more money than all my peers currently while they go through college. My goal next is supervisor position where they're making about 50,000 a year. Which is decent and definitely a possibility for me, if I can get that built up and a degree Management's not hard to look to where the real money's at but where I'm at right now and what I'm making as a single bachelor in the Midwest where rents ridiculously cheap I'm putting away the money I need to in savings and I'm lucky for it. Also given the right tools for advancement.
>open up /nfl/ to cancerous patriots tripfag(s) shitposting>it ain't me starts playing
>Unironically linking motherjones(You) aren't getting a (You) from me.
>>90195276> me and Brady's sixth ring
>>90195364lmao I know right
>>90195356DraftKings in Boston is hiring, they're almost done with their new larger office.
Colts finna boutta dab on QueefsRams finna boutta dab on cowsoys
>>90195364It still counts. Will you stop posting when the Cowboys lose tonight?
>>90195348Based Brownback policies convincing libfags the state is in shambles so none of them move here.
>>90195231how do NEETS gain health care coverage? asking for a friend
>>90195276Cause you are a nigger tripfaggot and everyone knows that it is you.
>>90195391>Me and Brady’s sixth ring
>>90195395Kansas is literally top 5 shittiest places in the world. Even the Kansas side of Kansas City is fucking awful. The Country Club plaza area is the only decent part, and there's literally bums all over the fucking place shitting in the many fountains.
my dad works for the nfl and these games were apparently pre-taped. winners are:chiefsramschargerseagles
>>90192320Stealing shit from saints players! Seems to be a trend around the league now
>>90195501Every other team already stole their group defense celebrations too
>>90195520I was in the end zone when the steeler pic off that ball from hill. And they came running to the section where I was sitting. Literally wanted to chuck a beer at them but I’m not classless like BEARS fans!
>>90192854future muttmaker right here
>>90195318Which o/u is for which game?
Cowboys gonna win
Trips need to just be outright banned. No one uses them for their original purpose anywhere. Their only use is to let everyone know you are 100% without a doubt a faggot nigger
Colts gonna lose
>>90190635ANOTHER SHITSBURGH CLASSIC
>>90191586Yes. The chargers are now "ASAP: Any squad, any place"
>>90193818He is based. TYBR
>>90195146They were about to pass it but cuckolds like John mccain blocked it