Australian Open upon us on monday.Official Site LinksDraws: https://ausopen.com/drawsSchedule: https://ausopen.com/scheduleLivescores: https://ausopen.com/live-scoresTournament prediction game:ATP: http://www.tourneytopia.com/RacquetBracketAussieOpenATP/Djokovicwinslol/default.aspxPassword: tomicWTA: http://www.tourneytopia.com/RacquetBracketAussieOpenWTA/WTAwesome2/default.aspxPass: kasatkina
spoilers for AO
>>90186931the fix is in
for me it‘s juergen melzer!
Men10:00 1R Eubanks - Basilashvili (19)10:00 1R Travaglia - Andreozzi10:00 1R Kecmanovic - Verdasco (26)10:00 1R Anderson (5) - Mannarino10:00 1R Mmoh - Albot10:00 1R Andujar - Shapovalov (25)11:30 1R Tiafoe - Gunneswaran11:30 1R Duckworth - Nadal (2)11:30 1R Garcia-Lopez - Haase11:30 1R Cuevas - Lajovic11:30 1R Dimitrov (20) - Tipsarevic11:30 1R Tsitsipas (14) - Berrettini12:00 1R Kubler - Fabbiano13:00 1R Basic - Laaksonen13:00 1R Ito - Evans13:00 1R Opelka - Isner (9)13:00 1R Gojowczyk - Khachanov (10)13:30 1R Molleker - Schwartzman (18)13:30 1R Troicki - Carballes Baena13:30 1R Polmans - Kudla13:30 1R Edmund (13) - Berdych13:30 1R Rublev - McDonald14:00 1R De Minaur (27) - Sousa15:00 1R Lopez - Thompson15:00 1R Monfils (30) - Dzumhur15:00 1R Delbonis - Millman16:00 1R Ebden - Struff16:00 1R Seppi - Johnson (31)16:00 1R Norrie - Fritz16:00 1R Nishioka - Sandgren17:00 1R Bautista-Agut (22) - Murray19:30 1R Istomin - Federer (3)19:30 1R Cilic (6) - Tomic
Parasites leeching on men's ticket sales & tv ads:10:00 1R Ponchet - Garcia (19)10:00 1R Bonaventure - Vickery10:00 1R Sharapova (30) - Dart10:00 1R Sharma - Hon10:00 1R Kalinskaya - Sabalenka (11)10:00 1R Vekic (29) - Mladenovic10:00 1R Goerges (14) - Collins10:00 1R Watson - Martic (31)10:00 1R Vondrousova - Rodina10:00 1R Cirstea - Peterson10:00 1R Boulter - Makarova11:30 1R Haddad Maia - Pera11:30 1R Badosa Gibert - Birrell11:30 1R Mattek - Hives11:30 1R Stephens (5) - Townsend11:30 1R Tsurenko (24) - Alexandrova12:00 1R Puig - Pavlyuchenkova12:00 1R Jabeur - Babos12:00 1R Sakkari - Ostapenko (22)12:00 1R Niculescu - Anisimova13:30 1R Hercog - Kerber (2)13:30 1R Riske - Bertens (9)13:30 1R Kontaveit (20) - Sorribes Tormo13:30 1R Perez - Wang13:30 1R Putintseva - Strycova (32)14:00 1R Bencic - Siniakova15:00 1R Begu - Petkovic15:30 1R Flipkens - Sasnovich15:30 1R Lapko - Larsson18:00 1R Van Uytvanck - Wozniacki (3)18:00 1R Barty (15) - Kumkhum18:30 1R Kvitova (8) - Rybarikova
Tomic for AO win
Players missing:Juan Martín del Potro (exploded kneecap)Richard Gasquet (French)Vasek Pospisil (a fucking leaf)Missing female players:Who cares
how many female seeds going to drop off in the first round
>nadal still hasn't withdrawn
>>90187115know a site where i can bet on that?
i was thinking about what l like and what I do not likeyou know what the difference between Boulter/Swan and Konta?First ones are attractive for Kyrgios type of menSecond one is not.First ones are attracted by guys like Kyrgios.Second one is not.First ones are thots, Konta is cosy wife material.Guys like Kyrgios don't even look at Konta/Goerges/Petkovic/Garcia/Bertens, and if Kyrgios would try to date Konta, she would simply say no, gtfo.and i exactly like Konta/Garica type of girls, because they are not Swan/Bouchard
>>90187173What the fuck are you talking about?
>>90187154on bet365 you can pick when each player will be eliminated
>>90187173Just do the world a favour and end yourself
>>90187039>>90187066dat casual sexism
>>90187039>Ponchetwho?>Parasites leeching on men's ticket sales & tv ads:lie, much lie. You are fust afd-voter and videospielen lover, right?after great-3 will retire, you will see how WTA better than ATP. ATP only have better ratings because of those 3.Now i look at the R1 lineups, and womens make me more interested. I dont care about Fritzes, Plamans, Tafoes, byt I care about Strycova, Kvitova and Cirstea(though i wish i had ATP streams and could see so praised men R1-R2 matches, look at the quality of nonames playing etc)
>>90187247stop drinking vladimir
>>90187039>10:00 1R Ponchet - Garcia (19)>10:00 1R Vekic (29) - Mladenovic>10:00 1R Goerges (14) - Collins>10:00 1R Watson - Martic (31)>10:00 1R Cirstea - Peterson>10:00 1R Boulter - Makarova>11:30 1R Tsurenko (24) - Alexandrova>12:00 1R Puig - Pavlyuchenkova>13:30 1R Hercog - Kerber (2)>13:30 1R Riske - Bertens (9)>14:00 1R Bencic - Siniakova>15:30 1R Flipkens - Sasnovich>18:30 1R Kvitova (8) - Rybarikovacuties :3*maybe lappko larrsen too!wish i had 1000 hours in a day and 100000000 TB of space!
>>90187199cute cosy girlsand where are austrian WTA athletes btw?who is you WTAifu?
>>90187247Women tennis only exist because perverts like you and Americans who watch it for the Gorialliams
>>90187280I wish I had a gun and your address!
>>90187173>Konta/Garica type of girls, because they are not Swan/BouchardYou just like them because they're uglier and to you that deems them more approachable
>>90187173>and i exactly like Konta/Garica type of girls, because they are not Swan/BouchardYou know fuck all about any of them or what "type of girls" they are, you dribbling retard.
>>90187290i am not a pervert>>90187292you need to relax>>90187297i would say no, but there is a chance you are right lol(to lazy to write a self-analysis of my taste, if you want it, i will later)i would say my taste evolved from liking candice swanepole and 15yo dakota fanning types to jodie foster and, especially, 1980s-1990s sigourney weaver types>>90187321wow you are angry dood>You know fuck all about any of themBut i can make some judgement from the pieces I get from TV and social media
>>90187297Sorry mate, but they are not ugly. Are you 16-17? When I was your age, I also liked stacy-faced or slavette-faced blondes, but then I grew up and realised women with strict faces(even little bit masculinish, like a sister of waifu which i wont post) actually cuter and better persons too. And they also age better than blonde stacies, they age more gracefully imocaption this: Konta and Garcia might be looking less attractive than Swan and Boulter for you NOW(wow what a fag you are, Konta and Garcia are top qts unlike those thots btw), but EVEN YOU will see how better they will look in 2030s-2040s, just caption this. Such women age nicefully.(and the rule is: marry the girl who will look good in 40s and 50s)
>>90187297>>90187507>but there is a chance you are right loldelete this, no chance he is right, lol, I was drunk when i wrote that sentenceHere is a proper answer:1)>because they're uglierthey are not uglier: Garcia and Konta are MUCH prettier than Swan and Boulter - not even subjectively, but objectively. Konta and Garcia look good in sweat pants at home, at morning with no make up, at the red carpet ceremonies, its a honour to hold their hand in public, unlike Swan/Boulter type of SportsIllustrated blonde models - low tier women(sorry if rude). I would like to appear with a DECENT women like Garcia or Konta on public, not a generic blondes.2) >more approachablehahahhahaha noExactly that. They are harder to approach that Bouchard/Swan/Boulter type of girls and hive higher standards for ment. knower
>>90187507>>90187624>>90187643How many dead bodies are in your basement right now, you fucking weirdo.
If yous guys would just stop giving boris yous he'd eventually go away
>>90187679implying there are guys in /sp/ who can afford a big house with basement and lots of land
>>90187862speak for yourself
>>90187896how did you get so rich?are you over 50 years old btw
savig my virginity for kvitova
>>90187679Still waiting for the Russian Philmarilion
>>90188007AaaaaaaaaI now recalling you wrote something like that in match 2018, i brifly googled it, then forgot it... the months later i tried to recall what was it, but failed, ans it hurtIt was like 'borisllarion' or smth like that
The sky looks like satan right meow
British fans on suicide watch
Since Australian Open is a grand slam and there aren't any somewhat other tournaments played at the same time maybe official threads should be made instead of a general
>>90188975Maybe you should go fuck yourself
>>90188975It didn't work at the FO when you tried it.
>>90188975>more than one (1) thread for 1 (one) tourneyWhat
>>90189160Foxposter pls go
>>90189160Who are you favouite current and retired french WTA athletes?
>>90189211I prefer how you say it than how the brit says it
>>90189255Mladenovic?And past gen?
!!!Dechy have a traits of Juliette Binoche
>>90189455I watched WTA only to fap back in time so I'd say Tatiana Golovin
>>90189239thankfully you used the word athlete, so she can be posted
>>90189508>GolovinNice French name lmao
>>90188975100% agree/sp/ is a lost cause though, may as well be renamed /spg/ - sports generals
>>90189615>Mardy Fish>Is human
>>90189571lim? was cute in 2014>>90189508Are you from Lyon? Do you like Caro as a person? she seems nice but i dont speak french
>>90189676Nope, I don't really know much about her but she sounds pretty kind, maybe a bit harsh sometimesI think she is lesbian though
>>90189617it's technically not really a general since the tennis season is 11 months long it's more of an eternal gamethread
>>90189727>maybe a bit harsh sometimesWhere and when?
>>90189727What women would you marry/date?Caro is such girl for me, i like everything of her. Who is for you?
I think it's the broken English that annoys more than anything
>>90187624You have girl next door syndrome desu
>>90191067I thought my english is good :(>>90191317Boulter and Swan are exactly that le tryhard slavette types i dont likeGarcia and Konta are rare and wonderful
>>90191067>the broken Englishmaybe 'a broken English'?
>>90187624>how better they will look in 2030s-2040sI meant, better than Swan and Boulter at that 2030-2040s years
Annabel Croft and Mauresmo are qtsAnd DechyAlso that ceremony RG2018 feautured Arantxa Sachez(?), now she looks kinda more feminine than back then
Unironically seeing The Favourite hope to see Emma Stone’s gross granny titties
>Can only watch AO on Sundays this yearkill me
>>90187297aka Juggernaut Law.
For me it's Roland Garros
Only 2 more sleeps, boys
>>90194823The French Open are based for starting on a Sunday
>>90194823Please dont die in the heath
Jesus Day 1 schedule is loaded with good matches.
they showing that bull murray movie about boeing 737 landing at Hudson River and i am literally ready to cryone hundred fifty five people on boardall safe and all rescued from the slowly sinking shipwater colder than his head so coolin that tight bind knew what to do...and you have provedto bea real human being... and a real hero...
>>90195360yeahif you gonna watch some of >>90187280 PLEASE I BEG YOU post screenshotes or at least mention moments with cute faces, angry faces, feet massages etcplease
>>90194917Fuck God lmao
>>90194917Because their scheduling is shit
>>90195360like? I only see13:30 1R Edmund (13) - Berdych17:00 1R Bautista-Agut (22) - Murray
>>90195680>mfw Murray flops out in Round1
>>90195680Murray is going to get BTFO
>>90195680>17:00 1R Bautista-Agut (22) - MurrayHow can you be excited for this beatdown? Murray is going to be trashed and never play again, I can't even bring myself to watch
I've always followed tennis, and used to watch it religiously, but at this point I spend 80% of my time posting about it rather than actually watching the matches.
>>90195887Thats why i wanna watch it but probably can't due to wageslaving.
please save us kyrGOAT
>>90196093>implying he can save us from raomug
Does Tipsy have any chance against Dimitrov, bros?
>>90197179When was the last time he even played a match? Even if it is grigor idk about janko’s chances
Hello? Mister Bogdanoff? I would like to put in a request.
>>90197179>h2h is 4-1>dimemetrov lost in the first round both wimbledon and the uso to an injured wawrinka last yearYes
>>90197437errr...yes little girl...go ahead
>>90197416Late 2017/early 2018 he got his ranking back up to the top 75 by winning some challengers and he might have won one or two matches at slams. Don't know if he's played at all in the last 10 months though. Hopefully he can at least make it a good match.
>>90194917>spreading shit R1 matches over 3 days
>>90197482Didn't realize he had such a good record against him. I'm hopeful now.
>>90197549Make sure Bernie wins
the snow hath begun sticking
my boday is ready
>>90195887>>90195939i hope his stupid mother is there
The unironic saviors of tennis
my dream is one day to post here as an aussie
>>90199282are you of balkanese origin?
>>90199318luckily im not
>>90199384>belinda's face when she reads your racist post
>>90193906Gonna start knowing that feel, bloody internship just had to start tomorrow didn't it
>>90200789Got any more MTO faces?
>>90200836Not really, sorry m8
>>90199160Who are the ironic saviors of tennis?
>>90201765the big 3+cilic and delpoo
tactical pee break man on sewer side watch
Whoa Tennys actually won a tourny? Pretty timely to cancel out losing his AO points if he flames out early.
>>90203815The Maori gods cursed Norrie for representing Great Britain instead of his true homeland
>>90203854But he was born in Sifth Efrika also went to school in the US
>>90203815pretty sure he still drops to like 140 in the world if he loses first round in melbourne
zverev injured tournament cancelled for me
how do i stop having gay feelings for zverev?
>>90204728>It’s just a little bit swollen. I didn’t actually twist it, I just kind of went over it a little bit. A bone pushed against another bone; there was inflammation between those two bones. I’m fineI'll remember this quote when he goes out in the third round to someone like Basilashvili
>>90204764Switch to Tsitsipas
>>90204001norrie is pure kiwi
>>90204764Just be a grill. Wow that was hard.
>>90204267I actually just looked and he would only drop back to 75 now if he lost 1r at AO if my math is correct
Dan Evans is back???
>>90204994I can't remember if he made it to the qfs or not but it might be 360 so I'd say around where Munar is now in the live rankings
>>90205160He did make it to the QF and lost to Chung
For me, it's Tennys
I want tennys to wear the full set
Just finnished me brackets. Bettors best be lookingHint: kyrgioswinslol
>>90205573Yes post Bernie
>>90205573Yeet dude post em up boyo
>>90205617Here ya go
>>90205681>Should be at least 85 and his sponsor is now mizuno What about milkman
>>90205573Excuse me, what do MEN and VOL stand for?Looks very neat btw.
>>90205774Mental and Volley
This is the instagram I found it onhttps://www.instagram.com/tennisfifacards/
>>90204844cant i like blondes for some reason
>>90206010then what about rudi molleker they're both twinky and slav-germans
>>90205681He's overrated by about 68 on mental
Tomic is the bulju of tennis
>>90205933>85 menThat's what it will take to end his reign as the legendary milkman in the coming years
>>90206105But that one behave like a nigger watch his instagram
>>90206885>>90206105nvm he is fake blonde brown eyes behave like nigger and isnt even pretty cant feel gay for him
>>90205524>90 MENIs that how many men have fucked her?
This is Dasha Lopatetskaya, the future GOAT.Say something nice about her.
>>90210667holy fuck how many dashas an there be
So do you guys actually play tennis or what?
>>90211841just go for a hit with mates every now and then, haven't played any sort of competition in years
>>90211841Of course not, I'm not a poof
>>90212122>having mateslmao get a load of this loser
>>90211841>implying playing in 7th grade counts
>>90211841Played throughout high school, and occasionally with old teammates since then. I suck.
I know you play but are just embarrassed at how bad you are. Share your /essential/ tennis instruction videos. And also your favourite tennis instruction channel you tossers
>>90212929I have a couple unlisted YouTube videos of me playing but I'll never show them to you in a million years.
>>90212986I have videos of me serving but it fully reveals techniques from the ancient arcane scrolls.
>>90187507I bet Candice Swanepoel has the cutest bumhole
>>90213539>86 volley he actually fucking wishes
why do some people dislike french tennis player Caroline Garcia? she doesnt seem bad
What's with all the western grips, absolutely disgusting.
>>90214342it's the de facto grip if you don't have a 1hbh
execute all 2hbh tbqh
>>90214922*completely eradicates the next gen*
>>90214942>nothing of value was lost
floaters get a lifevest
>>90214342>t. Chinese grip manufacturer
>>90203154>Dude, you're so much better than Djokovic>the only criterion to be better is to beat KyrgiosHe's such a brainlet.
When will the last Big 3 slam win be?My guess is Djokovic AO 2022
>>90215531Federer RG 2035
Why are new players so shit?t. casual
>atp tour already dropping the big 4 titlerude desu
>>90215579fluoride in the water supply
>>90215579Coincidence i guess.GOAT generation followed by a generation of absolute hacks.Also advances in medical science lead to old players being able to play longer.
I always enjoy the Australian Open, how do I keep interested in Tennis after it though
>>90215601Except for Murray, but it wasn't really a surprise with the way he handled his body.
who's that qt slav with the round face? my favourite women's Tennis qt
Has Malaysia flashed her tits yet?
>>90215579think the tour demands too much of them while older guys like Federer and Nadal can pick and choose the tournaments they like and have adequate rest time. The younger guys are forced to adopt jobber mentalities and playstyles to get deep in shitter tournaments like Qatar for money because going deep in a slam is due more to the luck of a draw which can't be controlled, also a higher ranking helps that. Part of this is also due to the increasingly professional mentality of the gameif you look at someone like Kyrgios most of his blowups have come at Chinese evens he can't really back out of towards the end of the season
>>90215609same, don't even know if there's a sub service that would follow most of the crucial tournamentsthen of course there's going to be key matches in a few irrelevant parts of the world
>>90215706They are old so they don’t have to play mandatory events without point penalties >>90215708Tennis tv for men’s and wta tv for women
>>90215778>They are old so they don’t have to play mandatory events without point penaltiesyeah that's exactly my point, gives them an edge over the younger guys when it comes to the slams
>>90215622who of 30 of them?>>90215579they play shitday ago final showed how elegant are player of seppi era and now shit is new gen
>>90211841I play April-October at meetups or with friends. I do other exercise activities in the other 5 months to avoid tennis based injuries. Love playing, much better than watching. An infuriating game when you're fucking up, but to feel alive is worth it.
>>90215778>Tennis TV does not show Grand Slams including the Australian Open.what the fuck is the point
>>90216174Just stream all the matches. Who uses paid services or even has a television?
>>90216181I wouldn't pay $20 a month just for the tournamentsyou can pay $25 for Kayo in Australia which gives you cricket, afl, rugby league, rugby union, australian and european soccer competitions, basketball, nfl, motorsports and a whole host of other shitactually just checking it now it even gives you wimbledon and the roland garros haha, will probably get that instead
>>90216194that's what I do for other sports but online steams aren't really dependable and a pain to source
>>90216194>need to install flash>need to turn off adblocker>all are probably in spanish anywaysNice try
>>90216194stop being poor
>>90216268kayo will show you most masters, pretty much all WTA, and quite a few ATP 500s/250s
>>90216268it depends on what you want/need. Tennis TV got some advantages over the official German broadcaster (Sky).Like a full replay library and more than just 1 court. Also the German commentary is usually quite awful.
>>90216312weird that they don't advertise that, could you provide a source?will they just bundle the precourser touraments with the slams like the queen's club for wimbledon or actually show important ones like indian wells?
are they doing the free live streams this year too?we all are woz fags btw
>>90216282I use the same website, it's not hard.>>90216293>Turning off adblocker"no">Caring about commentaryIt's about 10is not some moron's rambling, I prefer not to understand them.>>90216311I'm actually pretty well off because of my cheap ass habits and work ethic, but thanks for projecting
wish I was NEET againsucks to only be able to watch the night matches
>>90217272I have a spare bedroom if you're willing to [spoiler] play tennis with me [/spoiler]
>>90217272how you get up at mornign when going late to bed
>>90217272mate been NEET since august, feels fucking good
>>90217328miserably>>90217351yeah it's the ideal lifestyle, unfortunately I just couldn't handle the stigma
NEETs should be executed
>>90217364coming to an end though next month going to university, hopefully im not going to be turned into a communist
>buried in snow>still no AOfug
never any decent streams for the aus open
>>90217494t minus 11 hours>>90217510get a vpn and watch on 9now
>>90217534then i cant post on here unless i use my phone
>>90217546At least you can walk
>>90217672NEED her to smack me
>>90217672She's such a chubby little piglet. She's also ated like 7 years since her rg win
>>90217738Anglos and their descendants have shit taste in women both aesthetically and personality wise
turns out i cant even watch on my vpn becus it doesnt have a aussie option
>>90217769oink oink1st or 2nd round exit?
So much tennis today. God damn im not going to sleep.
>>90217881Yes, for me it starts at 6:00 pm
For me it's Goerges - Collins
>you are going to make a 10 game parlayhehebetting on all the 1.10 odds favorites lads.
>>902177981st oc. she has a reputation
>>90218028what could go wrong
>>90217757most major vpn's have australia
>>90217892>peru is ESTcentral time poster BTFO
Germans are retarded lol
>>90217750and who are yours wTaifus? list them all!t. good taste have
>>90218163my waifu is that woman who begs you to take your medication, even though you never listen to her
>>90218018>>90217855dear Sirs, I beg you and ALL AUSTRALIANS who gonna watch it:>please, screenshot Garcia as much as you can>please, screenshot Garcia as much as you can>please, screenshot Garcia as much as you can>please, screenshot Garcia as much as you canplus, after her, screenshot all this ladies:>>90187280>>90187280>>90187280>>90187280THANK YOUHANKYOU
>>90218163whomst was your first waifu? for me it was leelee sobieski
If anyone will watch the matches with following goddesses(sort by needence):>GARCIA!!!!!!!!!!!>Petkovic!!!!!!>Konta!>Goerges>(Martic maybe?)>Kerber>Bertens>Siniakovaplease, screenshot them too!its not a problem to press a key(for example, download PicPick application and do not forget to go into Settings and set proper settings) but its much of satisfaction to see screenshots.Perferbly 720p/1080p, but 240p STILL OKAY!!!(240p are from betting sites)
>>90218189but honestly?>>90218271i dont remember
>>90218319My stream is fucking shit vodka brother. Im sorry.
mental illness is a hell of a thing
i really like Garciathen Petkovic and then Kontapls screenshot Garcia, from the warm up and hallway to stadium footage, to the all bench pauses and ankle massages and post-game 720p interviews, where we can witness ALL HER EYELASHES and little pimples, 720p or 1080p face close-ups/zooming-ins are THE BESTlove itso pity to not have them all online :(( why no 720p+ realys???? she plays about 60 matches a year, not a problem to record and store,i ve heard eurosport player and WTA TV have replays BUT THEY DELETE IT!!!????(not confirmed)
>>90218341anyway, screenshot Garcia/Petkovic even at 240p, just the cute moments which are not presented in short official highlights>My stream is fucking shitpirate stream or betting site stream?
>>90218347Are you from the west coast? don't be so rude and scnreeshot them, pleaseyou help me now - i will help you with euro time-zone matches
>>90218411betting site stream. if you can link me a better stream ill do the work for ya. im going to be multiasking my betting matches
>>90218441will try to find good free wta streams, if search will be succesfull i will leave a link here in the threadbtw maybe just Eurosport 1/Eurosport 2 stream? it will be easier to find
>>90218478what match is it from? the white text in the floor is ...??
I posted my predictions for the tournaments if anyone when to get spoiled
>>90218522Foxposter pls go
any tennis on?
>>90218411here you gohttp://unblocked.is/willowtv
>>90218522garcia vs lim vs mladenovic vs cornet?dechy vs mauresmo?>>90218594you too
>>90218641Lim by farDechy
>>90218643>sans titreBut I clearly see some titre
while we wait for a real tennis match to start I recommend posting in /cric/>>90216215p.s. please watch our sporthttp://unblocked.is/willowtv
pls save us denis
>>90218663>Lim by farracetraitor>Dechyi like her too :3she is cute
I unironically like extra pulp in my orange juice
>>90218668Just referring to Nadull in 2019
>>90218850Me too but when I was a squire I didn't
>>90218271Leelee Sobieski is weird as fuck. Watch this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Z_UB7KINqkSkip to 4:00 if you don't want to watch the full vid.I also heard somewhere that she collects hair from people she talked to.
>the cosy first week of the Australian Open is upon us
my quarter final calls:djokovic-fogninizverev-coriccilic-federeranderson-de Minaur
>>90218940Looks like her rôle in eyes wide shut ruined her
I might post shemales for the entire duration of this tournament.
>>90219020zverev loses to kyrgios 7-6 6-7 7-6 6-7 7-6
>>90219090Would unironically be an improvement on borisposting
>>90219090ohnonono /tennis/ has unleashed the /cric/ beast
>>90219091I would love to see this m8
>>90219075Balding Scot spotted in the everton mätch thread
just cracked open a tinny m8s
>>90219090not that hit or miss meme though
>>90219090do itand please post some BLACKED
>>90219178Have 6 empty stubbies sitting around me, lad.
>>90219090serena williams pictures should work
post rare garcia stories
>>90219246>djokovics victory speech
>>90219246Stop shitting up the board m8
>>90219143better than constant borisposting and jt threads
>>90219020zverev rolled his ankle during practice a few days ago I'm surprised he hasn't withdrawn yet
>>90219246>literal shitpostingbased kangaroo
>>90219321I think he will play
the person below me 5'11
>>90219462>not on the de minaur bandwagon
>>90219484Me surprise he rank so high up in ranking
>>90219454nice try manlet
how do I achieve this?
fyi you have about 9 hours to still fill out a bracket or fill out a second meme bracket
I will fill out a meme bracket meaning I should probably change my wtawesome bracquet since Kasatkina won't gewinn
God I want to be dominated by Sloane Stephens
>>90219658I'm imagining her squeezing my balls between her muscular thick brown thighs.
>>90219609this is before he got that davis cup tattoo also before the davis cup was killedi'd feel bad but tattoos are trashy desu
>>90219766and that's a GOOD THING
tl;dr My GF was raped, I want to leave her as in my eyes she was going to cheat>been with GF for 4 years, she got pregnant and we decided to keep it and get married>had a miscarriage, tried to be there for her but she completely pushed me away>I gave her space, but if I even tried to spoon with her or cuddle with her, she'd push me away >this led to huge arguments, mostly started by her for whatever reason>hadn't had any sexual contact in around 8 months, fine by me but all I wanted to do is hold her>new argument, I don't know what it was about but she storms out of the house>gets to midnight and I call her a few times, send some texts and no reply>call her friends but they're not replying>at 4am get a call from her, she's crying and with the police>rush to the station which is where the story begins>she'd been talking to her ex during the past 8 months, we were each other's firsts but she'd left him when he kept pressuring her for sex>she'd reached out to hi mas in her words all I reminded her of was her failure as a mother>after the argument she went round to his, they had a few drinks and decided to go out to a club>she got very drunk and willingly/unwillingly went to the loo with him where he tried to fuck her>she apparently resisted quite a lot, started screaming for help>bouncers rush in and find him with his dick in her>police get called, he's arrested
>>90219766she must be a thot on that dick
>>90219802This was 6 months ago, the court case is still ongoing as there's a huge backlog and he's out on bail. She refuses to leave the house and has quit her job because she is terrified. We no longer communicate at all and I sleep on the sofa, the one time I came home from work tired and slept in the bed she started screaming until I left it. She hasn't spoken to me in 2 weeks, as in not a single word, after we had an argument where she didn't want to testify because she's terrified he'll be found not guilty and will come after her.Am I scum for wanting to leave? I want to take her to her mother's and then just leave. This isn't about the fact that we're no longer intimate or talk, but rather because she was emotionally cheating on me and most probably did physically cheat on me.
>>90219802>>90219819fuck her mum lad
you guys still do that thread meme?
>>90219766are you also the eugenics poster?
just reported myself lads
Black women are the apex of human evolution
>>90219870fuck off EL KrautistANO
>major about to start>surge in shitpostingJust skip to the sunshine double already
>>90219833best post in the whole thread
is this /cric/ lads?
>tfw I signed over my house, life insurance and car to my findom mistress and now she ignores me and just texts me once a month to see if I am still alive
>sorry lads, no place for you tho
>the kyrgshit swiss poster linked this threadyikes
>>90220076I'll call you tomorrow
>>90220094We /cricennis/ now
>having a perfect nose
>>90220094fuck up idiot and just deal with it
and i thought murray might have an epic comebackfeelsbadman
The Djokovic - Anderson final is inevitable isn't it?
>>90220142That nose is so French I want to kiss it.
>>90219766Not fair at all. Serena was always kind of a bitch at times. Sloane is always nice.
>Eugenie Bouchard vs Shuai Peng
America was a mistake.
>there wont be a fognini-kyrgios final
>>90220120love your work lad
>>90220286imagine her choking you out between her sweaty stinky armpitsGOD I WISH THAT WAS ME
>Marin Cilic vs Bernard Tomic
>>90220330can't wait for Tomic to expose yet another servebabby
>Nick Kyrgios vs Milos Raonic
Really want a toasted salami sandwich right now.
>>90220330tricky first rounder for ciliccilic in 4, 2 of them breakers
While filling out the draw i noticed how all the AUS players have terrible positions in the draw.Look like that Bolt fells is the only one who could make round 3.
>>90220351if Kyrgios was in form he could beat him, Raonic has really dropped off
>>90220442It's sad but true because he actually cares unlike kyrgios
>>90220442>if Kyrgios was in form
>>90220245she was quite a little serena against pavlsichenkova
WOW Naomi Osaka's web site has a brutal video of Serena... https://osakanaomi.com Maybe now we know her true feelings about the meltdown!
>>90220661imagine going through the trouble of registering that domain just to shit on Serena.
>>90220661Ok this is based
>>90220661>RT news segment D R O P P E D
http://www.naomiosaka.com/>her real site is mainly in JapaneseUSA btfo
The person below me is 3 feet tall
considering basketball as a career
>>90219316I'm ashamed to ask desu, but... sauce ?
How many minutes until Nadull withdraws?
>>90219090/cric/ OWNS /tennis/
>>90221754i thought /hoc/ own /cric/
Should I watch handegg? >tfw nothing to do before 10is starts
>>90222033>2019>watching NFLWhat are you, a boomer?
Switzerland was banned and now is spamming againAt least spam nick happy birthday wishes again
>>90222033Please screenshot Caro Garcia, thanks
>>90223277>wasting vauable VPN exit nodeswhat a waste
>>90223363I think you like me
>>90223363>there is only one SwissAre you new here?
so, Seppi is gonna make it right?
>>90222033>>90222137jt tier posts
>>90224852Psh, I'm watching the premierl eagle
>>90224609I was actually surprised to learn that ski-niggers have tennis halls.
>>90225112looked a bit like Jules in thumbnail
>>90225266I can see that. A skinnier version.
>>90224609>marying non-virgingwhy he does itjust by her looks, the way she wore that thing on her head, you can say he is not even in first 10 of her cockswhy
>>90225336>skinnieryou probably meant 'weaker'bet she can't even squad her bodyweight
>>90224609She also look like jules a bit from profile view here
>>90225455No, I meant skinnier.
>>90224609He trains in CO and I used to see him before I moved. He's weird looking irl sort of a bulldog face also he's much taller than what's listed on the ATP site and more like a basketball playerThanks blog
>not being ajla tomljanovicmight kill myself lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZScPRvzQwRo>hgyeeeeeeeeeah>hygaaaaaaaaaah>hygaaaaaaaa-ohliterally the male equivalent to azarenka
>not being the underpants
not gay or anything like that but i wouldnt mind sucking on kyrgios cock
First day of wageslaving today, horrid timing but what can you do.
>>90227539Tell them before you get hired you had a vacation planned when HR asks you. Obviously.
>>90227539Quit and watch some tennis
>where are the haters?
Now THIS is tennis https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbeJr-IZKak
just subscribed to eurosport so i can watch comfy late night bennis
>when you see kyrgios playing
Posted kyrgios is like posting piggoTry posting someone who is worth my time
>You have 0 day(s), 4 hour(s) and 33 minute(s) left to fill out your bracket.
>>90229409stop posting andy and try to sleep
Well have fun shitposting for two weeks.
>>90230087>love slam>'ate slam threadscasuals disgust me
>just talking with the lads
>>90230305I'd love to post in these trainwrecks but 1am games are really not that desirable when you have to get up at 6:30
>>90230512wagecucks on suicide watch
>>90228707where am i filling it out lad??
>>90230670leave brexit to me
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>>90231131good dog! this is a high quality post!
>>90230800Based SuisseTell us the secret of your cantons and tax meme magic
>>90231691post lewd penko's
at least the fat ugly bitch is gonna go out in the first round
is nadal alive?
>>90231799>Tell us the secrethere is your answer
>>90231855He won't be until clay season.
>>90232037as always huh
>>90231853Which one? Women's pro-sports full of fat "athletes" many of whom happen also to be ugly.
>>90232145Pretty much reverse Federer desu, target weak tournaments like Ausopen, Cincinnati and Shanghai and skip all clay for Wimboldons
Nadal finna get dabbed on Duck's worth it
>tune in to handegg>bradywinslollmao imagine watching a sport where the same guy keeps on winning
nadal is a manlet KEK
>>90232819Imagine the sex
>>90232770>me not sitting theregot the knife on my wrist
>>90232871Penko is asexual
>>90232935She's a sexual dynamo senpai
>Won money on the footy>Bet it all on WTAGonna go grab a comfy nap before this shit gets started
>>90227910why did the tennis ball turn into a rhubarb?
Harriet Dart doesn't stand a chance
Sabs quarterfinal run!
>everything i shoveled is now covered in layers of snowsad!
i went for Sharapova and Sloane Stephens tonight
>>90234762I went for you tonight
Who ist Connie Hawkins
>>90234762imagine the sex
atleast one big name will lose in the first round
murray was just pretending and is going to win the tournament. screenshot this
>>90234813me don't hit on me sexy boys
>>90234943>ranked 94>spent most of last year only playing itfs
we need a proper, non-jt op for the next thread
who /heather/ here
>>90234943Is she still fat?
>>90235166it's always the wrong ones who go full skeltor. sad
>>90235161used to be a few years ago
>>90234917Big if true
This time last year I was working at Target, it was snowing outside and I could only listen to the AO on AO radio, I kinda miss those days
>>90235166She's lost a lot but it isn't actually translating into the results she had 4 years ago
I have 12 cookies and some pasta to make it through the snow storm
>>90235908same with Bartolie, Lisicki, Kerber, Pavlyuchenkova, Svitolina. they all became shit after losing weight.
500 for UAE