>Countdown to Australian GP:http://whenisf1on.com/(click menu on left for session times)>Countdown to FKino at Sakhir:http://www.fiaformula2.com/>Streams:http://mygoodstream.pw/>Winter Streamhttps://www.rabb.it/spf1general>Previous Thread:>>90170569>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism v2.0:Passcode: 12481614>Nico Hülkenberg F1 races without ever scoring a podium:156 (158 entries)>2019 /sp/erb Owl Status:/f1/ in Pot 1/f1W/ in Pot 4Group draw today>Launch dates:Renault F1 Team - R.S. 19 - 12th FebRacing Point F1 Team (that will be changed anyway) - 13th FebMcLaren F1 Team - MCL34 - 14th FebAlfa Romeo Sauber F1 Team - C38 - 14th Feb (Maybe?)Scuderia Ferrari Mission Winnow - 15th Feb>News:Seidl to McLarenVerstapppen serving his Brazil punishment at FE raceFE onDickbum keeps being exposed
death to mana.
AMD AMD WDC 2019
Schumi has a 5 second penaltyDickbum has a warning for track limits
>>90186268looking forward to F2 more than F1, ladswe should just rename this general into Fx
Formula E qualy in 20 minuteshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FY4wfdawGnA>geoblocked, use a UK vpn
Calling it:>Dickbum tries to pass Yifei>they both crash>Rinus VK wins AGAIN
Just got to f3, where's ''Dragon''?
Friendly reminder: Don't drive blindfolded murricunts
BLACK AND WHITE FLAG FOR DICKBUM Track limits again
>Asians are the only ones making track limits mean somethingBased
Will he ever learn?
While we are all currently witnissing the autumn of Dickbum's carreer.
Watch VK win it
That's not the racing line, dickhead.
>Dickbum gets a track limits penalty again>Schumacher inherits 3rd again>Schumacher gets more podiums this round than Dickbum*fingers crossed*
>>90186268Loo Cats Deer Grass SeaFuck CupFee Licks Rose And Thinking (quist)Who's the middle one?
Say something nice to him
>>90186362>fuckupso half the FE grid then?
>>90186366Cunt who took all the credit for Brawn's work
>>90186366I'd like his wife to lock me
based chinese lad
>>90186366I can't. He's an annoying cunt.>ya vell ve are behind wiv ze engine>ve are ze underdogsEvery fucking time. I wish he'd fuck off away from F1.
Dickbum is getting unironically EXPOSED
>>90186366I'd rather spend five seconds in the same room as him than be stabbed in the stomach.
Dan clearly just knocked the sign overLel
>/r/F1feederseries>2 comments (1 doesn't count) in their race thread/f1/ is unironically the number 1 junior series """forum"""
>>90186424Is Dickbum, dare I say, seething?
>>90186366I don't hate him as much as other Jewish people
Watching races and having to phone post is annoying
>>90170569Reminder we need another 20 posts to cover up the inevitable deletion of the racefu rolling post
The virgin DickBum vs the chad Chineseboi
>>90186307Formula E qualy stream in ~5 minutes
Catching up on Race 2 now, was out doing shit. God the commentator is lickbumming ticktumming
>>90186448>Geocucked>Last time out in Arabia it wasn'tFuck
https://www.autosport.com/f3/news/138919/ticktum-queries-interesting-yifei-f3-surge>"I don't like pointing fingers at anyone but to be honest, this weekend the pace in the car was not there," Ticktum wrote on his Instagram page.>"Interesting is how I would describe their pace and I am confident many people in the F3 paddock will agree.>But he added fuel to the speculation by saying that the general public does not have access to "everyone's data" and suggesting he lost the Asian F3 race because his "last name is not Yifei".
HHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA HE IS SEETHING
>"it's been a disaster"Holy shit the seethingHoly fuck
what a fucking wanker
We can all recommend Windscribe for a vpn lads. You do have to use a throwaway email.
>>90186470Protip: Install Opera and run your VPN in that for the stream so you can still shitpost.>VPN is 4chan banned
This *should* have FE qualy, but it was a few minutes behind before.https://gpmotogpmoto.blogspot.com/
>>90186366>underdog>still wins it allMost based person in the sportHappy birthday bb xoxoxoxoxo
>>90186470How about Hoxx? I've got that one but it seems not to be working now
Fucking checklist that interview>Blames his teammate>Says that his opponents car is cheating>Blames his team for "shit" tyres
Formula E qualy stream is GOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FY4wfdawGnA>geoblocked, use a UK vpn
Operation Torch when?
Did Dickbum leave his lemonade bottle on the podium?
Where can I see the interview lads?
>>90186498Haven't heard of it. Never was into VPN's untill I was very bored once and had to watch DTM. Windscribe works seemless but indeed you will have to resort to phoneposting. Maybe reddit has an acestream.
>>90186534And the trophy
>>90186535Wait for the stream to be over and you will be able to go back
Will he be doing the formal interviews in a few minutes?
>>90186541>but indeed you will have to resort to phoneposting>>90186481
>>90186542I know he's just a kid, but he makes Joe's Award look like his is not seething.
Keep seethingPlease, it makes my dick rock hard
https://gpmotogpmoto.blogspot.com/About 1 min 30 secs behind youtube
>>90186562Ticklebottom does not know how to deal with pressure
https://youtu.be/hSiDAEi5CPAKek People sperging out because they are uneducated on charlotte roval track limits. The fucking state of amx haters
>>90186583MOMMMYYYYY MOMMMYYYY THEY ARE NOT LICKING MY ASS CLEAN HERE
What's a Masters category?
>Dickbum finally gets his superlicense points, after participating is as much as possible shit miniseries>Gets the STR seat, booting Blyad once again>Gets exposed by >Albon, turns out to be a slower Fat John>One year of unrelenting seething, until finally he gets dropped and replaced by even more punished Blyad
>>90186598>and replaced by even more punished BlyadNow there's a redemption story I want to see
>>90186598>implying Albon isn't going to get absolutely obliterated by Blyat this year
Paging Italy, you've given out 5 more cm than you could.
I was so mad at Kwjat for his Vettel torpedos that I celebrated his demotion to STR, but he's somehow grown on me since then and I hope we'll get to see >>90186621
>>90186623I ran the mistake machine 5k before the export and it was all okEven now is that
>tfw had F3 on record because I knew I couldn't rewind :^)Too big for 4chan, so uploaded it to streamable.Feel free to post it anywhere, even >reddit, because fuck Dickbumhttps://streamable.com/xth76
Holy shit just caught Ticklebottom's interview post Race 3. Could boil water on his hat. Fucking kek.
>>90186621This. He's never driven an F1 car before and missed the post-season tyre test. He's had one good F2 year but that's about it. He'll have a lot to learn in pre-season testing. Kvyat is still very quick, experienced and won't be under any pressure.
>>90186652AATF doesn't count the 155s as 175s (which it should), real total height is 4225/4220. Also the 194s need to be 74 in stats.
>>90186656this is gold
>>90186621>>90186660I mean, Blyat's demotion(s) have never been driven by performance
>>90186444>/sp/>janniespick 1 (one)
>>90186656my fucking sides. makes saward look like ricciardo.
>>90186656God's work anon, was just uploading that to my OneDrive to show a mate.
>>90186670It has. Well, the performance inside his head.
>>90186662Okok, will work on it and write on discord when the new export is up
nice "moroccan" fans
>>90186656Best moment of the week-endDickbum is always gold
Dickbum seething majes me so happy
Dudes, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature.
>>90186656Someone post it on plebbit so it goes le viral
>>90186656You have earned your freedom.
>>90186719heh, literally why my choice of words was >>90186403
>>90186691are they all serving some punishment, too?
>>90186585Best XFINITY and MONSTER series race I have seen. Watching burgers struggle with the oval circuit hybrid is just great. Also Stoffel on track.
>>90186720>someone actually did itThanks, madman :DDDDD
>>90186725Are you related to the Corrs? I want to impregnate one or all of them>tfw you think I don't mean Jim, too
>>90186736That will get deleted for "spoilers"
>>90186739Sorry, can only help you with Jim.
I still don't understand FE quali
vandoorne bring the honda reliability with him it seems
>stoffhahahahaha he just can't catch a break
Why do only bad things happen to him?
>>90186760they have one lap at full power they go by groups of 5it's split in multiple session then the best 5 fight for the top 5 places
>All this crashed carswhat happened?
what the fuck happened, lol?
What the fugggg :DDDDDD
>>90186752Kek, One of the mods is a right cunt desu. Moreso than the others.
Just as my stream shits the bed. God dammit.
>>90186795>>90186803ffs, I take a shower, then habbenings habbenThey better show a replay
>>90186755Bad luck. Andrea's still got it.
Waggers, I've been meaning to say you're doing god's work keeping up the Marion mega
>>90186877don't think that's Wagladhis account has another name
Wait a second, is qualy over already?
>>90186914"""super pole""" still to go
>>90186901It is quite a nice automatic system
Giving up on trying to watch this. Shit shit the bed just before the crashes and 15m of refreshing via different VPN's is saddening.
I think they should race at the night, with some edgy-steampunk lights and themes, that can be at least visually cool
>>90186938Using windscribe?Working perfectly for me.You watching in 720p?
>>90186940Formula Tron powered by Disney
>>90186938I don't know if works but I'm watching it herehttps://as.com/motor/2019/01/11/mas_motor/1547231917_093909.html
>>90186940they should just do some induction circuit so the cars can be super light and have UNLIMITED POWER
>>90186938There's also here for no VPN: >>90186489
Btw one lap for the pole is not a bad idea
>Invite celebrities>They talk among themselves instead of looking at the action
>>90187010they know JEV will win because he has electric vehicle in his name
>>90186962Formula Scaletrix when?
>>90187035I'm pretty sure it already existbut it's not a bad idea you could recharge the car on the straight lines and gain a lot of battery weight
>getting pole with a broken diffuser
>American granddad making occasional random comments>everyone trying their best to politely ignore him
>>90187128>implying the FE diffuser does anything.It's just one big aero stall
>Have a scratched diffuser>Commentators build up a big fuss about it>It's actually nothing
>>90187142>>90187147Aero invest and improovement bhen?
>>90186968>>90186958Thank you for the help lads.>>90186945Did do so, even in 420p. Recon it might have been due some regional link in the windscribe.I'll continue my 2hr documentary on Market Garden. Thank you for your service.
>>90186461>>90186656ahahahah this little shit will never not seethe, I hope Helmut Marko dabs on him should he ever scrape enough points together for an F1 drive.
How long from now until the race?>>90187187What docco?
>>90187209>>90187191Just under 3 hours
>>90187209https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2obwt4n1G0 More part of a series. You'll have seen it already if you're an enthousiastic. Thank you for your service.
>Still no seething post
>>90187242Ooh that's a good series. I used to fall asleep to those for a while a few ears ago. Strongly recommend the Cold War series CNN did in the late 90s if you want more comfy doccos https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22KIQ1QNnhE&list=PL8hNHC9nbLlzb4miGp5pZPYCk9Zw0dGke
The Formula e race is at 0930 eastern hamburger time right? (2 burgers from now) Asking for a friend
>>901873992 hours and 25 minutes from now
>>90187399two and a halfhttp://www.marrakechgrandprix.com/en/programme.phphttps://www.google.com/search?q=time+morocco
Daily reminder that refuel-ban was a mistake
>/sp/erb Owl draws are on at 17.00 /besttimezone/ or 16.00 bongtime3 bongs and some bings from nowJust in time for FE to end
CHRISTIANO DA MATTA
>Dickbum will go to his hotel room absolutely seething, >Will not be able to fall asleep for hours>Will have to seeth listen to David fucking Vivien up against the wallIt's a good feel
>>90187777Quads of glorious truth
>>90187777Ebin, absolutely ebin
>>90187777>Starts hitting the wall shouting to tell them to be quieter>Vivien just screams back that she is sorry for violating track limits
If all else fails, Russian Eurosport will have the FE raceThere will be literally ZERO live pre-race though (qualy replay before the race)>tv guide has the live start time 4 mins past the hourEurosport 1 HD Russia 8e03fa8559d170d9878dfcfe32254506511bcd55Eurosport 1 SD Russia d5b7b2ff49de3111d1593dabf61b358b540ac0c7PRESS B TO CHANGE TO ENGLISHPRESS B TO CHANGE TO ENGLISHPRESS B TO CHANGE TO ENGLISH
>>90187835Dan's slutty GF suddenly joins the party
>>90187777fucking based quads
>>90187661*blocks your path*
>>90187777Really fucking good
>>90187777vivien is pure
>>90187953m8 she is dating David Schumacher.She has had chats with Cora.She probably got taught some secret five point palm exploding dick technique
>the absolute Free State of PeterhanselWinsLolhttps://www.motorsport.com/dakar/news/kamaz-karginov-disqualified-spectator-incident/4322778/>Kamaz driver Andrey Karginov was disqualified from the 2019 Dakar Rally after an incident with a spectator on the fifth stage of the marathon.>A 60-year-old South African man, stood within a group of five outside one of the stage's designated spectator zones, was hit by Karginov's truck, which drove over his left leg with its left rear wheel.>“The competitor was excluded from the rally by the jury of commissioners for not stopping to attend the injured spectator,” the statement also said.
>>90188052>boomer stands too close>gets hit>obscured by dust cloud>WHY DIDN'T YOU STOP????!!!!???!!!?!
>>90188052Truck of peace strikes again
>>90187851720p:https://ok.ru/live/91151211682950fps version of above:https://gpmotogpmoto.blogspot.com
>>90188138Damn, in that case have one of my >(You)s.
>>90187777Checked and keked
>>90188052Fuck South African boomers
Pre-race coverage for Formula E is go:>>90188119>that fucking henno tier watrmark
aaawh no more car hopping :(
fanboost, attack mode wtf is this shit a videogame
god I love reading Alesi/Berger stories>We were testing at Fiorano just before the 94 season started and we went for lunch at the restaurant near the circuit>After lunch we go back to the little office Jean had near the track>We realised neither of us had a car to get back to the track so we found this Lancia in the car park; the keys were in it, so we just took it>o we set off. Jean was driving like an idiot; I put the safety belt on and I said: ‘OK, you do what you want,’ and I started playing with the handbrake. People were already jumping out of the way, we were completely sideways, down this road towards Fiorano, and we went past the guard at the gate, Jean was flat out, sideways into the circuit. And there was the new car, in the pits, in front of us, the mechanics working on it.
>>90187953Vivienne is PURE FILTH
>>90188806I don't mind attack mode, it adds a layer of strategyFanboost however is and always has been retarded. It's basically recent F1-reject gains advantage lol
Is truck cunt the brother of tractorcunt?
>>90188835>I pulled the handbrake on and – I don’t know why – for some reason, the bloody car started to take off and we started to fly. We landed heavily on the roof and it collapsed, like paper, down onto the seats. Jean wasn’t wearing his seatbelt, his feet were hanging out of the window and I was hanging, you know, like this, and we came to a halt about six feet in front of the new F1 car and the mechanics, it was like a crazy film. We couldn’t get out of the car, we were trapped>Anyway, they pulled us out, and Jean was bleeding, he’d cut his head and his knees, and the funny thing was the Fiorano ambulance was there and they got very excited because they hadn’t had to do any work for 25 years…>They ran around and took Jean to the local hospital and I thought, shit, now we’re in real trouble. So anyway, we cleared up the mess, put the wreckage out of the way in a corner and threw some kind of sheet over it.
>>90188835For some reason I imagined the scene as "Jean" being Todt
Who is /ourguy/ in Fe? Are there any Finns?
>>90188898>Are there any Finns?Binland is not at that level of losing, yet
>>90188872>Then along come Montezemolo and Todt and I thought, shit, now we really are in big trouble. We are out of a job, and it’s three weeks before the first race.>I didn’t want to talk to anybody, I thought, OK, I’ll go out, do a race distance or something, let it all calm down. So I put the helmet on and got in the car. When I had to come back to the pits I saw Todt there and he was talking to Montezemelo and it didn’t look too good, so I kept my helmet on.>Nobody is saying anything to me, I can’t understand it, so I said to Todt: ‘What do you think about the accident, about the roll-over?’ and he looks at me and says: ‘Gerhard, can you talk normally? I don’t know what you mean. Did you have an accident?’>Todt is really getting upset and he says: ‘You’re idiots, three weeks before the first race, you shouldn’t be messing around like this. And where’s the car?’ So I said: ‘Well, it’s over there, under that sheet’, and you know – this is the best bit – it was Todt’s car. >it was Todt’s car
>>90188898Stoff is too pure not to love
>>90188922I like the one where Berger threw Senna's very expensive carbon fibre briefcase out of a helicopter one time.
>>90188898Buemi is absolutely /ourguy/.
>>90189015buemi is a cunt tbqh
>>90189015I like Boo-emi simply because his success humiliates Marko.
Hearing Varsha pronounce things is physically painfull.
>>90189141That "entrepreneur" hurt me
Attack mode is 2 by 4 minutes for this race in case they don't mention it
>muh RakeshThat fucking state of Formula E
>>90188898For me it's Ardennes Lottery
Who's milkers are those?
>tfw you will never play with Sophia's rock hard nips in -4°c conditions
Formula E race starts in ~10 minutes720p:https://ok.ru/live/911512116829720p 50fps:https://gpmotogpmoto.blogspot.com/http://123tv.live/watch/fox-sports-1/Eurosport 1 HD Russia:8e03fa8559d170d9878dfcfe32254506511bcd55>PRESS B TO CHANGE TO ENGLISHEurosport 1 SD Russia:d5b7b2ff49de3111d1593dabf61b358b540ac0c7>PRESS B TO CHANGE TO ENGLISH
>>90189654>STOP LIKING THINGS I DON'T LIKE REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>90189632>Iran guy covering the fox logo
>>90189771ikrThe eurosport coverage won't have that, but the commentators are shittier.
>>90189654>>90189709>>90189850Only low-T cucks and people with dentist fetish watch Formula E
>the state of France
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHMY NAME'S JEV
>VAN last anywayKEK
>Low energy JEV
>>90189885That wouldn't have happened if >you hadn't decided to interfere 104 years ago
>The most recent F1 rejects are dead lastF1 exposed?
>>90189941Vandoorne is really that bad
>>90189941>Guys who were too shitty to make it in F1 turn out to be complete dogshit elsewhereHow does that expose F1?
Major seething today
T O T O
>princess pascal>the state of hwa
What the hell happened to Stoffel
>>90190067Karma for being a bad son
>>90190067Hit his teammate
bmw wins lol
>>90190170Enjoying the Mercedes sucks lol though
>INCIDENT INVOLVING CARS 2 (BIR) AND 28 (DAC) UNDER INVESTIGATIONOH
>>90190270Are they actually rigging it for BMW?
>>90190292>INCIDENT INVOLVING CARS 2 (BIR) AND 28 (DAC) NO FURTHER ACTION AFTER INVESTIGATIONnah
>WEH and VAN fanboost
HEY PASCAR HERE'S YOUR FANBOOST OH NO NO NO
inb4 Stoffel gets a penalty for not using Fanboost
new to watching formula E and I heard about the fan boost thing through the commentators. What is it exactly and if it is what I think it is why the fuck does this exist in racing
>>90189709bzzzzz bzzzz viiiuuu viuuuu bzzz
>>90190375because motorsport needs more interaction with the fans through social media, sweetie
>>90190430>>90190451Could it not be translated into a literal boost during the race? Driver of the day is good enough interaction already
The stands seem packed.
>someone actually gave rowland a job
>>90190513But how would the youth feel involved with the race then!?
>>90190549>P17Wasn't he well in the points in the first laps?
>vandoorne 16th and out>massa 17th and lastbeing alonso's team mate, not even once
>>90190592could it be, dare i say it, that they were bad and alonso is only mediocre
>>90190513top 5 get extra 25 kW of power
>>90190592tbf Hamilton is still in the closet
Holy KEK, that was fucking stupid.
bmw is german for teamwork
What in the actual fuck?
HA HA, HA HA HA HA HA! ULTIMATE DRIVING MACHINES
THE STATE OF BAVARIA
top fucking lyl
>>90190636Why is her head so big?
E B I NBINAlso:>Indian's are going to win
THE STATE OF Bayerische Motoren Werke
hilarious, now I know watching this was a good decision
>deliberately designing race tracks with capacity for 5 spectatorsfor what reason
>Safety car is a BMWThey still lead
Did he made the call?
>Black Man's Willy
Most humiliating moment in BMW history since the s85
>'ARE ALEX>'ARE SAM>'ARE OLIVERS>'ARE GARYATE FOREIGNERS. LOVE "GB"
>>90190697So it looks packed
Da Costa was trying to push Sims wide.He just went straight when he should have turned
HE'S STILL STANDING THERE, SULKING
>>90190750Love the Scottish fuck trying to avoid giving him any blame and all on Sims.
This one is on Da Costa
>race ending under scyay
>less than 4 minutes remaining>not using attack modeWhat did they mean by this?
>another safety car finish Well done FE.
>>90190802gotta make sure BMW is first
BMW didn't just ruin their own race, they ruined the entire racekek
Unironically better than F1, how can you cucks even stand being so brainwashed
that was a based last lap
>>90190875This F1 needs fanboost and attack zones on top of DRS.
That was unironically a really good race.WTF I love being environmentally friendly now.
I AM THE GUY
>Celebrating like they won the championshipThat is pretty nice
>Last D'Ambrosio proper win was in 2010
>>90190933They're Indian's m8, they've been losers their entire lives, they've never known what it's like to be a winner before.
>tfw attack mode is actually an awesome ideaDRS BTFO
Pretty meh race in the end. Would've been a lot better if the organization was any better so da Costa's car could've been pulled away faster. The track's no good either.
>Don't want flat-out racing>Award a point for fastest lapWhat did they mean by that?
Why are they wearing those "guy with a monkey" hats?
>>90190982Indian thing I guess
wait a minute this is the country where those two girls were raped and beheaded
>>90190955Well that explains everything
>meme mode is more balanced than DRSChange my mind
>>90191030Yes, anyone got the video of the thing btw? Kinda curious
>>90191030welcome to Formula E la
>>90191063Was this a battle for the lead?
>>90187508We all know it wasNobody needs reminding
>Podium selfieZoomers pls
>tfw I was only memeing when I earlier celebrated Vivien finishing in the points in a no car fieldAwkward.
>>90191405To be far that is her team and they are just being sweet and supportive
>>90191463>t. just being sweet and supportive
/f1/ in Group E in the Owl
Business idea: Buy DRAGON a drive with Dragon in FE
>>90191485I try to be as sweet and supportive as her sports bra during a hard workout
>>90191533/SerieA/ in aswell
>>90191533>wiki not updatedfucking state
>>90191559Pretty sure it would be rather salty
FE should completely kill fanboost, keep attack mode and bring back mid-race car swaps with the new batteries so they can run 90 minute races, it would be kino
>inb4 /f1/ grouped with /f1w/
>>90191676>/f1/-/f1W/ brawil already in the group stagesFugg
>>90191770>implying we wont BTFO /SerieA/ and /LigaMX/
>>90191747>tfw no f1 final probably
>>90191747The fucking state of >TWAIN
/f1/ and /f1w/ are taking this out
I predict Spain 2016
>>90191805>Not seeing his ultimate keikaku (means plans in Japanese)
Laying in wait for his inevitable seething post
Smol car, smol person
>>90191964Post it or no balls
Groups are going to be fucking lit.
>>90192036He hasn't made the right post yet, I need a fresh one to get the good reactions.
>>90192053Me right now
>>90192053>not rigging it so we could have an /f1/ vs /f1w/ finalYou had one job.
>>90192013big ass, big tits, big cumshot AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>90192073Don't write "nigga" or he might not reply. Replace with dude or something
Business idea: Coordinated /f1/ trolling of Dickbum to #mentallydestroy him
>>90192261We could also apply meme magic to physically destroy him
>>90192225Hmmm, I don't want to stray too far from the meme to start, things should get pretty spicy.>>90192261I can get behind this.
I recognize that UNIT
>>90192013god she's cute
>>90192363Are you sure he's a UNIT?It might be a fat suit.He might be a FakeUNIT
>>90191533>>90191583>>90191676>>90191747>>90191770>guaranteed /f1/ vs /f1w/ derby>/f1/ has to put down /f1w/ to advance
>>90192443Now thing is, will I ease the process?
>>90192363>>90192390>>90192393Nice he is keeping himself busyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H91bEGJYBU4
>>90192470Kek, I like it.
Jenson’s new girl is the only thing keeping me going this offseason
>>90192683>this flag>this taste
>>90192683She looks like a used up pornstar, she'd be right at home in a kink or blacked scene.
>rating any female driver other than Marta Garcia
>>90192797Shouldn't you be licking men's bums?
>>90192789>She looks like a used up pornstarThat's because she is a pornstar
>>90192797>Rating any female driver
OFFICIAL BRITISH COMMENTATOR POWER RANKINGS1. Martin Brundle2. Murray Walker3. James HuntPOWER GAP4. James Allen5. David Coulthard6. Ben Edwards7. John WatsonPOWER GAP8. Paul di Resta9. Jonathan Palmer10. Anthony DavidsonPOWER GAP11. David CroftPOWER GAP12. Jonathan Legard
>>90192973>1. Martin BrundleKYS yourself
The fuck is this ranking
>>90192973>tfw no James Allen-David Coulthard commentary teamCrofty really needs to go and stay go
>he doesnt rate CROFTYS FUCKING YELLINGshiggy
>>90193085>FUCKING YELLINGDude, "fucking yellow" is not the preferred nomenclature. "Asian interracial", please.
>tfw so tired I can't even read correctly
Brundle is #3 at best
>>90192683>Dat coke noseNo gusta
>not rating Nine Lives Brundle #1
any of you blokes play kartkraft?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7AbFf6p274
>Rating british commentators>Not relying on ones from meme languages
where is the formula E race from today?it was said races can be watched on youtube, but all i say is some cringefest show.Whoever is in charge of Formula E is really going on my nerves with their lame zoomer marketing ideas>fanboost>we go green>we dont go on real circuits because people will see how poorly we compare to f1, both audience and speeds>lame videosjust make a normal race, please.
If Bottas doesn't put in a respectable performance compared to Hamilton this season, Toto has pretty much confirmed they'll drop him (most likely for Ocon). If he gets dumped by Mercedes, will any other team take Bottas on? Back to Williams, maybe? More importantly, will Emilia stay with Valtteri if he's no longer a superstar F1 driver?
>>90194458Well she was a failure at swimming too, no?
>>90194422There was no YouTube livestream.I'm sure they will upload it at some point to YouTube.
>>90194458What does it feel like to have a broad shouldered, ex-Olympian swimmer wife, /f1/?
>>90194567She has won European medals. None gold though.
>>90194458Not a respectable one, Toto straight up said on par with Hamilton.After he gets dumped there's literally nowhere to go for him, he already lost his main sponsor so it's either another top team (lol) or oblivion.
>>90194567She was successful by Finnish standards.Bottas performances in F1 are bringing shame upon the proud tradition of Keke, Salo, Hakkinen and Raikonnen.
>>90194611He will do the ultimate cuck move.Stay with Merc but become one of their formula E drivers.
>>90194645Not really.She was teammates with Hanna-Maria Seppälä who was way fucking better. Like an actual world champion.
>>90192363>her last IG storysee nothing in the mirror was delusional
>>90194458Williams need a lot money. Haas if Grosjean fucks up. If he doesn't, he's out of F1. No other team has a reason to take him.
>>90194718But what exactly did she mean by this
>>90194645Add this guy to the list and Bottas is again looking quite good.
>>90194699she still holds national records in long course butterfly
i wish f1 werent a manlet sport desuunironically hate short people
What's it like to date a girl whose hobby is riding horses, /f1/?
>>90195007You got that wrong, her hobby is being ridden by a horse
>>90194567>tfw even the biggest failures in professional sports are 100x better than you will ever be at any sport>>90194944Genuinely don't understand the American obsession with being tall. Is it a form of insecurity? Or is it just /fit/ memeing?
>>90195007I will never find out since horses are one of the biggest red flags.I have yet to witness in my circle of friends a relationship with a horse girl that stay healthy for more than a couple of years. t. fell for the cat brain parasite the missus dragged in here
Wait, isn't Gaytona on?
>>90195200>It's apparently in 2 weeksWonder why I was sure it was on this week-end
>>90195051Im actually canadian kek
>>90195305fuck off leaf.
>>9019520028-29th of Jan
>you now remember the Kaiser Chiefs
>>90195322>t. seething manlet>>90195339sorry but I had to make bank
>>90195353I still have Ruby in my random songs folder
>>90195353>you now remember playing Project Gotham 4 and listening to the Kaiser Chiefs on the soundtrack 2007 was the best year of my life lads...
Since it's /mu/ time, what have you been listening to lately?For me it's Thom Yorke making weird noises in Suspiriahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTZl9KMjbrU
>>90195372Can't blame ya, the economy's still shitty here, what're you down there working on?
post >yfw you're not Dickbum
>>90195446Last 3 albums I listened to:Faithless - 8PMFaithless - ReverenceBusta Rhymes - Extinction Level EventNow playing:Way Out West - Way Out WestI'm stuck in the late 90's guys, pls helpI hope that that young italian talent, Fisichella will win at least a championship. My mates are saying that while they like this Hakkinen guy, they think Mclaren is cheating
>>90186366He is named after the annoying dog from the Wizard of Oz
>>90186366I'd jerk him off, only to firmly grasp his dick the moment he'd cum, ruining his orgasm.
>>90195342nobody tell him
>>90195464working with lockheed on some shit that flies
>>90196345It's forbidden to lie on the internet
>>90196345Neat. I've got a buddy that works at their offices in halifax
>Bird took issue with the ruling. “I mean, to call coming to Formula E race ‘community service’ I think does Formula E a bit of an injustice,” he said in response to a question from RaceFans.It shouldn’t be a punishment to come here.Kek
when is f1 on?
>>90197000All those f1 rejects and the pensioner on the grid... > It is not a punishment to end up here for for s-s-s-ure, believe me... [starts sobbing]
>daniel "my other car is a twingo" ricciardo
>>90197143Does it count as F1 reject when you only barely came close to F1?
Mika >>> GimiDebate me
>>90196408>Freshcunt doesn't know lockheedbroLurk moar.
>>90197469raw skillgimi>mikaskill at the end of careermika>gimi
>>90197188Like Dickbum whose career will be ended by David?
>>90197144HON HON HON
My finn of choice is Heikki
For me? Mika Salo, no doubt.
>>90198274>A reject who chases hedgehogs while nude
>>90197469Well I mean 2>1, and he beat Schumacher, no matter the way he did.
Is this viral yet, Australia?
>>90198891who's the hapa
>>90198891Oh God I sure do hope so
>>90198891Call me when it gets quads
>>90198333>he's never done thatkek
>>90198987>Livestream only gives her name as 'Feline'>Tried searching for 'feline' + F3 Asia and I got nothing other than this thread>Type Feline as a joke into Instagram search bar>Obviously there is a million Felines. No way I'll find her>Second result is herThanks Zuckerberg
>>90199479>No horse pics at a first scrollIs she, dare I say it, /theone/
>>90199892it's fine, too.
>>90199593If Mana had to be Chinese I imagine she would look like her at that age...>Has a gotokeep page so I can easily track her and get nice workout picsOh she shouldn't have.And I don't even really mind the fact she barely knows English.
>>90200195>so I can easily track her and get nice workout pics
I can't wait to expand the plethora of Gimi pics next year, desu
>>90200195Broken english is midly arousing tbdesu
>WAGlad is smitten for literally any vaguely qt Asian girlI'm surprised you haven't been honey trapped or something yet
>>90200439Why are non-Ferrari gimis so rare? Even Lotus ones are almost never used.
>/f1/ and / f1w/ in one groupNice draw TWAIN
>>90200487non-Ferrari-non-f1-Gimis or non-Ferrari-but-still-f1-Gimis?
>>90200577I gotchu, senpai
>>90200600>>90200600>>90200600>2 in one dayNEW
>>90200534>since then lew-lew broke most consecutive pointssad!