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>90176886
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>>90184919
What is this stance trying to convey?
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He's irrelevant so who cares?
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>>90184919
He's not wrong.
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https://www.mmafighting.com/2019/1/9/18176071/mackenzie-dern-forgoes-move-to-flyweight-division-will-remain-at-strawweight

Dern stays at strawweight. She is likely to headline one of the ESPN cards in late march.
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>>90184960
>What is this stance trying to convey?
She'd like to be an old-timey sherrif.
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>>90184960
You are a big girl
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>Anderson Silva is in a mental hospital
He will beat Israel to promote mental health like Fury.
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>MMA
>real sport
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>>90184965
>Irrelevant
>Biggest PPV draw in MMA

Man you re a real piece of work huh?

Your GOAT list was also shit.
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Can we officially say that if Conor were to lose to Paulie, his career would officially be over?
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>>90185054
paulie is ducking artem
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>Only 15lbs to go
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>>90185065
Paulie isnt ducking anyone.

Safe to say if Paulie lost to a virtual boxing amateur, his career as boxing analyst would also take a hit, but he still would have a lot less to lose than Conor.
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>>90185073
Lookin good keep it up GOAT
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>>90184919
>Hello, Sharia Police? Yes my brother, I want to report a crime, I was trying to sniff some Irish crotch because they smell delicious after they piss themselves having too many proper twelves, and this infidel kicked me from lying on his back position. Absolutely haram my brother, what proper man would not enjoy being hugged? Pls arest!
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>>90185083
if Paulie isn't ducking Artem then why aren't they boxing?
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Name a more underrated fighter right now?
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>>90185161
Artem is a can of tomatoes
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>>90185174
Dern has really grown a lot as a fighter in some ways when you think about it.
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>>90184970
>>90185174
>>90185202

>Constantly posting this butterface

I realize you have some bonafide hags over there in the UK but have some standards mate
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How does it feel to know that Dern will take over MMA in 2019?
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>>90185073
He looks like that one gigachad picture
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>>90185239
feels like I'm tired of your demented fantasies
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>>90185073
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>>90185227
There is nothing standard about Dern. She's special.
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>>90185239
She earned points for having a chess reference in the background.

I approve the Dern takeover now
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>its another brit is surrounded by abominable hags so he doesnt even realize PVZ > Dern episode
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>>90185281
Dernmania is running wild in 2019.
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>>90185302
Oh for sure my chap.
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>>90185313
>Thoroughbred

This horse faced thot looks like a brunette version of Mike Perry's ex gf
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>>90185322
your mom looks like actual mike perry
>Dern is ugly
faggot.
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>>90185320
Its kinda not even close my nigga
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>>90185202
fat tits
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>>90185073
I hate TJ. There I said it.
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>>90185350
Your mom is mike perry
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I hate every fighter except Horiguchi, i think theyre all incredibly stupid
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>>90185364
Hi Cody, Tj is most exciting champion right now
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>>90185355
>>90185353
for sure
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>>90185369
GSP is pretty smart, he just sounds retarded because of his accent.
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Imagine being british and posting 50 pics of some busted slag because his standards are so low
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>>90185417
>Oversized glutes
>Misshapen quads

Has there been a bigger fraud in the history of wmma?
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>>90185417
she probably doesnt shave her asshole
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>>90185441
imagine if she had another girl in the north/ south position and she took a sniff haha
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>>90185415
You would never for a second dare to call her a slag to her face.
1. She would beat the fuck out of you
2. You would be an insta-fanboi anyway if you ever met her.
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>>90185441
>>90185466
Dern doesn't have a single hair on her body other than on her head.
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>>90185470
Look at her tiny mongoloid thumb, I'm pretty sure I could beat her up.
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>>90185486
her legs are super stubbly and has a hairy asshole
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>>90185470
>Beat the fuck out of me

Heh
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>>90185431
Dern's physique is legid
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>>90185415
Hey anon.

Post pics of your 10/10 gf?
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>>90185470
Nigga I'm 6'4 310 lbs I would literally eat her if she tried to fight me.
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>>90185490
Dern has elite hand strenght. She could pull your dick right off.
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>>90185517

This is her

>>90185548
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>>90185548
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>>90185557
>Into bestiality
>Clearly raping the dog
>Dog looks and feels threatened

Criminal and degenerate, hard pass
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>>90185529
Dern would literally have you in a toe hold before you could even throw a single (weak and awkward) punch.
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Moar hot chicks (not dern)
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>>90185596
THAT UNIFORM AIN'T REGULATION, MARINE.

WHERE'S YOUR COVER
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>>90185598
Id rape that kitten, and beat Derns ass cuz she aint shit and im bout that action
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>You will never rob polyana

Why live
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Dernfus are a bunch of homos

Pic related, an actual hot chick
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Dern has elite kicks
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>>90185691
>fixes hair after glove touch then dodges heemakers
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>>90185727
style is important in MMA my friend
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For a fact i know there is a couple of homos in heem
and obviously a lot of them are jealous of the attention mcknzie dern gets
Stop it faggots
Dern will foerever be in our hearts and minds
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>>90185202
>>90185277
Dresses like a huge whore.

Not kebab btw
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>>90185749
It's hot in Brazil.
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>>90185748
This
Dern is the undisputed Queen of Heem.
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Anyone here like Mixed Martial Arts?
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>Only 2 months or so until Dern might finally make her long awaited comeback
One potential fight could be Tecia Torres.
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>>90185675
>basic 30+ Instagram thor caked on make up
Mm, okay...
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Where the fuck is Michelle waterson??
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>>90185529
What a fatass
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>i-its only business
>d-dont be bitching

what it was /heem/ tell me the truth
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>>90185529
Obese
Please lose weight fatso
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>>90185943
It didn't sound like either to me and I have $55 headphones.
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> Ion Cutelaba Injured, Out of Bout with Glover Teixeira at UFC Brooklyn
> Report: John Lineker Injured, Out of Bout with Cory Sandhagen at UFC on ESPN+ 1

Ouch. This card took a hit
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>>90185943
In connors world he won
He earns the most money and with him its all about the money
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>>90185922
She's fighting KK in march
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>>90185943
I watched it 50 times after it happened and I thought it was "don't kiss us" because kebab was squaring up to him at the end of the round
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Daily reminder that Hakuho would have dominated mma. He is the only true GOAT in combat sports.
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>>90186143
Tournament starts tomorrow get hype
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Found a rare picture of Khabibs wife.
Might delete later
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>>90186196
hopefully there wont be all those withdrawls.
I'm gonna eat some chankonabe this week.
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>>90186143
Looks like dern
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>m-muh double champ
>m-muh redemption

Lol outside of redditors literally nobody cares about what DC does. His biggest PPV's were when he was cucked by the Jon Jones.
Sorry Jones haters, but your wholesome based black man is just not a drawl unlike Jonny boy
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>>90186299
dc will always be a B-side fighter.
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>If you are the B side in both fights then there was no drawl rivalry

How much harder could DC have gotten flushed at LHW, even Anthony Smith is closer to a title shot than him
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>>90186299
That fat cunt still gets booed wherever he goes
Turns out his legion of redditors don't actually buy ppvs (surprise surprise)
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>>90184919
Conor became stale even before he got REALLY famous.
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>>90185953
To me it sounded like 'fences', especially if I watch his mouth move, m50x here
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When you lose you pretend that the fight never happened. Only a loser sits and talks about it on intagram.
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>>90186299
>>90186330
>>90186394
>cucks still making up and looking validation for their cheating nigger overhyped bum
I guess those flags are adequate
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>>90186299
Cyborg vs Nunes was the draw, don't kid yourself
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>>90186459
Ayy my nigga
t. M50X
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>>90186483
What if i told you that there is another universe were JBJ doesn't excist but everybody else in the LHW/HW picture does and yet dc is still B-side
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>>90186459
>>90186497
i heard the 40 is better
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>>90186511
I'd say that even I'm that universe you have his cock very deep in your ass, he made his career beating old has beens juiced, it's the Randy Orton of the UFC
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>>90186554
>he made his career beating old has beens
Who in LHW could beat him?
>inb4 Smif
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>>90186554
dc is dusty rhodes without the charisma
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>They definitely could have made that shot. It's a rifle, it's not that far. And just because someone gets lucky, doesn't meant they can't get lucky.
>People get lucky all the time. People flip a coin, and it lands on heads a mile away.
>You could throw a coin out of a helicopter, and you could say "this is going to be Heads when it lands", and it can be heads! You can be lucky. It really is possible.
Joe Rogan is truly is the greatest public intellectual of our time
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>>90186596
Joe rogan:
>Dern cheated by missing weight
Also joe rogan
>Jon Jones is natty.
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Conor is 1 loss away from becoming insignificant. His last victory was in 2016 lmao it's 2019 now.
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>>90186638
What would be the worst way for him to get burried? Maybe Kevin Lee.
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>>90186620
He is homosexual after all
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Did Joanna Jerasdzek get new tits?
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>You're going to suffer for what you did to DC, Jon.
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Starved based snek looks like shit, I'm starting to have a bad feeling about this.
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>>90186655
The most embarrassing way to lose would be by the hands of a former foe, Dusting Poirier, Max Hollaway or Jose Aldo, it would indicate that everyone has continued to evolve except Conor. Very shameful way to go.

Although, Conor gassing himself trying to finish Tony just to have him survive the onslaught and come back from the dead to suffocate him with unimaginable pressure and combos against the fence sounds just as painful.
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>Jones = Cyborg
>Smith = Nunes

You wouldn't be so salty if you didn't know it's true.
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Does he actually have a chance to become a three division champ?
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>>90186810
>implying 125 is a division
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>>90186779
Now that you mention Jose Aldo. I heard Dern knocked him out in sparring.
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Here are my moneypicks

Belal
Benavidez
Hernandez
Gregor
TJ

I'm not that confident. Belal could easily get caught, his opponent being a blacksplosive striker; but Belal has beat Means, and that makes me favour him.
I am of the opinion that Benividez is basically the #1 contender in that division, capable of beating everyone except the champ-tier guys, of which Ortiz isn't one.
I think Cowboy gets picked apart by young quick guys.
Gregor is just on a role and has been dominant every time I've seen him. He keeps winning until he starts facing the contenders.
And I go with TJ because DJ didnt want to face him, and DJ beat Cejudo.
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>>90186810
holy shit i never knew he was so fucking tiny, that belt puts him in perspective
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>>90186849
>manlets are tiny
yeah really buggles the mind
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>be mma journalist
>claim Israel Adesanya is a serious title prospect in 2019

This is worse than CNN.
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>>90186849
All fighters are tiny, being a fighter is a tiny man's job. Even Ngannou is tiny when you put him next to a regular-sized human being.
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>>90186849
I can bet good money he and his kid will share the same booster seats.
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>>90186874
He is. I don;'t think he can beat Whittaker, unless Whitaker is flushed from Yoel, but he is definitely a contender.
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>>90186252
My guy.
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>>90186874
Adesanya vs Romero would be fun
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>>90179700
>>90179700
>>90179700
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MttWrLRWDYM

based and hilarious
more people should see this imo
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Who can Conor even beat in the top 10 realistically?
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>>90187282
everyone inside one round
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>>90187282
Already beat Poirier and Diaz, beat Khabib in round 3
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GSP MOGGED by DJ
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>>90187429
Imagine if they correctly adjusted their height, Mighty Manlet wouldn't even be in the picture lmao
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>>90186874
4 wins in a calendar, 2 ranked, at a heavy weight class

he just is dumbass
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>>90186827
What about Hardy? Did Willis delete Crowder?
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>>90184919
Why can't he take the L like a man instead of being a cringy faggot?
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>>90187282
>won the battle against khabib
>beat poirier
>won a round against khabib while Al didn't which means he'd beat Al handily
>Al beat Kevin twice so since I already determined that Conor beats Al he also beats Kevin
>same goes for Barboza
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Remember when Jon was shitting on Dana and UFC for letting Vitor fight him on roids
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>my girl gets 1 year ban for some fucking lip cream
>jones the steroid monkey gets no punishment

so basically wada is for making sure americunts get to cheat while other nations dont? got it
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>>90187848
Also beat Diaz into retirement
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who the fuck is McKenzie Dern?
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>Only 10lbs to go
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>>90188094
Thoughts on Conor boxing Paulie? His best chance at a UFC win is beating dumbass Dustin Porier again.
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good afternoon ladies and gentlemen!
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>>90188108
Why does he look so depleted, he isn't even that much bigger than Cejudo
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How can gooby recover?
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Joanna got boobs. Officially my fightfu from now on
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Dillon Dennis
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Gaethje will save us from Khabib and backflip over his corpse in a blaze of glory
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>>90188243
>it’s true
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>>90188225
He can't, as you can see he's in full damage control. He dissed Firas Zahabi the other day too, because Firas said Max has evolved more than Conor. The man is in shambles.
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>>90188243
>>90188271
wtf I love Joanna now???
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In late April the lead up to UFC 223 was already a nightmare. We saw the main event change multiple times thanks to an injury to Tony Ferguson and Max Holloway not being medically cleared to fight. And then Conor McGregor had to go and act like a raging psychotic who just snorted an entire jar of bath salts by attacking a bus filled with UFC talent. Thanks to that meltdown several fighters were injured from the flying glass and three more matches were scratched from the card.

I've said before that moderators act as the liver and kidneys of BE, and we were working overtime that night because of the thousands of comments being generated by it.

Twice this year I was reminded why MMA fans are often seen as troglodytes. Because they can be fucking terrible! Namely in regards to stories run on Bloody Elbow about Paige VanZant being sexually assaulted in her youth and more recently Rachael Ostovich getting the hell beaten out of her by her husband. One comment about PVZ made my skin crawl.

you know what I REALLY want to see happen at some point in 2019? I mean like really really want to see? Someone thank satan in their post fight interview. And if it's not satan, how about Flying Spaghetti Monster?

https://www.bloodyelbow.com/2018/12/28/18159854/2018-can-go-itself

https://www.bloodyelbow.com/2018/5/17/17367158/bloody-elbow-revealed-post-a-pic-of-yourself-2018-edition
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>>90188225
first of all wtf is this low quality gif

literally 0 effort on post,absolutely terrible work ethmics

as for the bi... part its pure cringe

ok we get it you dont cuss you're a man of god,think of the children that arae browsing your profile like mini Khabib
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>>90188271
what is with fighters getting fake tits? any time she posted a picture in the past she had 100,000 replies from guys complimenting her, or claudia, or paige
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>>90188271
>>90188303
>>90188374
Hottie Joanna
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>>90184919
https://www.instagram.com/p/BsiVKA3gets/

khabib responds
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That spinning kick to the chest Valentina landed was the moment she decided to get titty surgery
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>>90188374
Also isn't that a disadvantage in terms of weight?
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>>90188346
Shit I thought the bi... part was just Twitter cutting off the next word
I reckon that's Ali then desu, he seems to use that word a bunch
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>>90184979
4 u
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>>90188416
imagine how stupid she'll look if she tries to cut to 115 with those bolted on
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>>90188431
Cope, we all know McGregor won the battle
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>>90188431
bi???? bi-sexual? lol
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>>90188431
It's tough, bi...
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>>90188497

bitch
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>>90188468
oh yes,that would be a terrible mistake
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>>90188271
lol
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>>90188509
yes you;re right bitch in Russian is Cyka...c
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Honestly, I blame the Herbal Nigger for this whole shitshtorm. If he didn't forcefully break Khabibs grip, Khabib would have broken Conor's jaw and thus vindicated himself. He wouldn't have jumped out of the cage then, as he would have felt like he already had his revenge and Conor wouldn't be running his mouth now.
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>>90188529
Karolina and Conor sex doll
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That'll be $64.99 + tip.
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>>90188683
CTE-City
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>>90188710
she is using her maiden name lol jef
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>>90188683
Stop sitting there and bring me 5 picograms of turinabol, boy.
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>he was p-past his prime
>at 34
Sure whatever you say. Goat for sure before though, 100 pershent b.
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>>90188710
Must have got into a huge argument after missing Jones comeback fight.
She's had enough of her cuck.
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>>90188710
>no kids
>wife is about 40
>wife might have more money than you
>wife definitely has CTE
based jef getting out
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>>90188747
Fedor's only legitimate loss is to Matt Mitrione. The other "losses" were to roiders.
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>>90188710
Jef never loses
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>>90188935
Did they test Fedor in Pride?

>inb4 he isn't cut so he wasn't roiding
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>>90183922
Have you watched any street fights? Most of the time even rank amateurs can land shots on eachother before it ever goes to the ground.
Ground skills are overrated, most MMA fighters are chinless bums. You don't even need a heavy hitting brawler like Wilder to have success in a street fight, even feather fisted fighters like Lomachenko would knock out someone his own size with a couple of punches without gloves.

>>90183853
>>90183890
Fuck I wish this semen demon would beat the shit out of me in a street fight.
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>>90188973
He isn't cut, so he wasn't roiding
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>>90186861
Bantam and flyweights aren't even manlets. They're in a totally separate category. They're men in the bodies of 6th graders. They look like a different species when put next to normal humans.
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>Never complained about a loss
>Faced fighters literally 1 foot taller
>Soon to be champion
>Will never get breast implants
For me, it's Jessica Andrade.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPDtqmR7Urw
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>>90188977
>outside of punching range
>get kicked

>inside of punching range
>get clinched up, kneed, elbowed, taken down

Hm
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>>90188987
The average female in my country is almost 7 inches taller than MM

Let that sink in for a moment...
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>>90187792
Hardy kills him, I think.
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>>90188987
>Conor literally got the LW title from a guy with Mighty Mouse proportions
Apart from that, he's 1-2 against normal sized Lightweights.

Lol'd
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>>90189065
*takes your kicks and knocks you out with one punch*
nothing personnel, kid
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>>90188987
>>90189146
>the big boy belt
what did eddie alvarez mean by this?
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Ortega wins the rematch
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>>90189133
the average female in germany is 178cm? What are you smoking mate. Average around here is in the 168-170cm range
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>>90189194
DELETE
they don't allow non sanctioned fight posting on /sp/
just a heads up in case you were unaware!
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>>90189133
you sound like the romans talking about the germanic tribes, the women were 6 feet tall the men were 6'6!
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>>90189237
Damn, didn't know that was a thing. Thanks for the heads up anon.
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>>90189194
>kid gets ko'd silly and curls up in a ball
>other kid comes in with phone in hand to film him up close
>no assistance offered whatsoever

American parenting is turly magical.
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>>90189280
>Helping a beta out
kek
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>>90189235
Manlet spotted
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>>90189226
a good IP permanently died for ortega yesterday
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>>90189280
He was probably being a huge faggot and deserved it.
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>>90189302
well at least you admit indirectly that you made a retarded statement
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>>90189309
Thanks appreciate it
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>>90189235
>>90189260
Oops, I thought MM was 150cm instead of 160. My bad. Still almost 4 inches though, kek!
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>>90189280
There's no assistance on the streets, kid. They were actually courtesy because no one got shot.
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>>90189359
jade's birthday 1 week
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>>90189302
We are talking about females m8

>>90189354
Not me
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>>90189382
What if you got ko'd by a blacky on the sidewalk and all that the pedestrians could do is film you doing the stanky leg?
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>>90189451
I know brother do you think she has anything planned since it's saturday? will probably get fucked by a few guys lol
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>>90185908
>basic instagram 30+ thor

Heh thats Domino Pressley

Every single 'girl' posted in this thread is actually a dude

This includes Dern

Dont worry, traps arent gay because the aesthetics are feminine and men are hard wired to be attracted to the aesthetics. Our instincts take over when we see a female looking body, and it will take decades of evolution to unlearn this.
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>>90189274
It's not
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>>90189590
i'll beat yo ass
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>>90189590
Colby did this!
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>>90189624
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TJ be lookin like shit in that weight cut yall wildin if yall think he got this in the bag, Cejudo in the 3rd by TKO
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>>90189608
Damn, did I get played?
I knew I posted pic related before multiple times and never got banned.
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>>90189780
>Those thin as fuck arms
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
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>>90189814
>Joanna has tits like that
WHAT
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>>90189814
jesus look at those jugs!
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Is Hardy the co-main?

Topkek if he gets a higher spot on his UFC debut than Ostovich
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>>90189855
Ostovich is 4-4
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>>90188337
>https://www.bloodyelbow.com/2018/12/28/18159854/2018-can-go-itself
i literally didnt know it was possible to virtue signal this much over mixed martial arts. the most embarrassing part is he talks about himself like hes a secret service agent ready at any moment to take a bullet for the president
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In many ways T-wood is ducking me because I keep pestering him on instagram to tell me if he likes giraffes and he won't reply. I am truly a force to be reckoned with.
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>>90189855
what is all this Hardy and Ostovich thing? what the fuck did he said about her or vice versa? i'm seriously out of the loop.
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>>90189814
>look at these synthetic balls i had surgically inserted into my chest
why be so insecure when you're in your 30s and already have tons of guys telling you you're beautiful
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>>90189963
Because (((America))). She gets beat up by her husband because she was cheating on him, allegedly. Hardy has allegations of beating up a woman years ago. Rachel herself says she doesn't care that he's on the card. That's a news story in America though lol.
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>>90189969
she just needed to fix her teeth desu, she never looked that bad, it was the weight cut that fucked her appearance
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>>90190019
jesus, seriously? what it has to do with anything lol, i can't believe they're making headlines out of THIS
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>>90187282
Al, Lee, Edson, Gaycheese, and Pettis.

Don't think he'd beat Tony.

Will never, EVER beat Khabib.

Already took out the others.
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>>90190019
So why did War Machine get a life sentence while Greg Hardy is co-maining a PPV event? I'm extremely curious.
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Middleweight / catchweight bout

Who will win /sp/?
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>>90190065
>Gatti was a warrior with a granite chin
>Cody is a chinlet
What did he mean by this?
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>>90187429
>Cherry picking faggot
>USADAd criminal
>Proven manlet
>USADAd brazilian degenerate

UFCs title defense records are completely irrelevant.
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>>90190106
Oh was that Gatti, I actually thought Cody got a tat of his lord and saviour TJ Dillashaw
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>>90190164
it's taulf bee
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>>90190106
Cody isnt a chinlet he got hit on the button in the first vs TJ, and TJ couldnt knock him out in the second even though he was hitting him w bombs.
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>>90190250
He's a turbo chinlet
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>>90190101
Beeber, also USADA
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>>90190271
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>>90190271
Got hit on the button in that one, post webm of the second
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>Chael is a black belt now
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>>90190271
Colby's story arc is kind of sad. That manlet team built him up to be the Cruz beating machine, but gave him no other skills. He's flushed, and he has literally no other job prospect.
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>>90190019
Hardy is a wife-beater and Ostovich is a wife-beatee

(allegedly)
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>>90190022
>she never looked that bad
Her face is below average for sure
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>>90190296
I remember when this fat kid said Cody ain't shit cuz he lost like a bitch when all that Cody did was praise the kid for fighting off leukemia. What a classic.
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>>90189590
what's up with mma fighters swapping spit with their kids?
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>>90190319
Still undefeated
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>>90190365
>Colby's
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Queen
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What's up with Germans being the worst posters now.
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>>90190417
did that actually happen holy shit
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>>90190438
all the good german posters died in ww2
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Beg me for a (You), you little fat bitch :^)
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>>90190438
I started posting more frequently, no need to thank me bud
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>>90190457
Based Scroat
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>>90190480
kek
i dont think it was me tho
if it was it's funny af
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I got the eye of the tiger, a fighter!
Dance through the fire!
'cause I am the champion
And you're gonna hear me RoOoOaAaArRr

>not walking out to this absolute anthem

What's the matter? Not a champion?
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>>90189814

compare her pics before the boobjob and after
what you see now is that she's emphasizing them and showing them constantly
it's really quite sad
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it aint fair lads
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>tfw identically Body type as Silly Dilly (obviously not as jacked)
>tfw puffy nips
It’s tough bros, really limits my aesthetic potential
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>>90190517
Imagine showing off your penis enlargement like that
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>>90190436
Wow, she definitely got implants. I guess she's never going back to 115.
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>>90190438
german posters are objectively the best posters on /heem/.
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>standing in the middle of a staredown between two certifiable manlets
>still shorter than one of the manlets
I could drop kick Dana into a ditch and he’d be too small to stop me
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>>90190566
If you're 5'6, you never had any aesthetic potential
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>>90190637
not sure if bait but have you ever heard about angles? For sure the goof is taller than Cruz you cazzie
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Name a bigger wasted potential than Dominic Cruz
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>>90190566
>>90190638

>still giving a shit about 'aesthetic potential'

Underage b& detected, must be nice i guess.
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>>90190606
I guess with her recent bout of losses she is done being a talented fighter and now wants to remain popular more like PVZ does it.
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>>90190694
t. Incel virgin
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>>90184919
So THATS what he meant by this all this time
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>>90190638
>for sure Marc raimondi and Uriah faber are aesthetically equivalent
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>>90190666
Wrong, the angle accentuates it but Dana is still a manlet
Also look at Rogan getting mogged on the left there
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>>90190677
Champion multiple times, revolutionized mma standup, incredible heart coming back from multiple surgeries.

The real story of wasted potential is Cody No Love, and its not even his fault, but I still believe he can be champ again.
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>>90190677
Cain
Schaub
Bj penn
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>>90190677
He's not wasted potential. He held the Bantamweight title twice.

Wasted potential would be someone like Cerone. The dude has 30 UFC fights and 0 titles.
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>>90190713
No ive probably fucked quite a bit more than you have but after your 20s you stop worrying about your aesthetics to the same degree
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>>90190728
your point was...?
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Prime Max would heem Chad Mendes
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>>90190735
Cruz is wasted potential as a result of injury though

Dude has had 4 fights in the last 7 years
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>>90190764
Unless you’re literally a methead bum you care about aesthetics to a degree. You just are too insecure to admit it.
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>>90190677
>wasted
>beat dj
>beat dillashaw
>beat faber
Only thing he didn't do was beat the kid that was tailormade to beat him, so in that sense? I guess
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>>90190768
That Dana is a tiny man in the range of 5’7” - 5’9” and I could drop kick him into a ditch
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>>90190677
how is he a wasted potential? dude was champ for like a million years
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>>90190805
4 fights in the last 7 years
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>>90190771
Eh i guess you could put it that way, i would probably say he never reached his full potential rather than wasted potential.

Same could be said about Jon Jones.
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>>90184960
"I want to be filled with your white seed pronto."
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>>90190805
If his body cooperates, how well does he do against Cody in a rematch
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>>90190801
You do, but you stop caring AS MUCH as you get older.

Then you get real old and you start worrying a lot again.

Then you get real real old, and you dgaf.
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>>90190821
He is easily over 200lbs though
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>>90190700
She'd need a face transplant for that to work
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>>90190821
Dana was almost a pro boxer back in the day. You couldnt do shit. He would heem your ass inside of 30 seconds
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>>90191002
Cyborg wins the rematch
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>>90190934
Why do you go through all the effort of defending Dana online? Why does it bother you that I could crush him like an egg and there would be nothing he could do?
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>>90190821
You dont want smoke with Dee Dubs, famalam
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genuinely hope you guys understand that I would heem 100% of you and theres no debating it
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>>90191021
Don't be naive dude, Dana will heem you easily.
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>>90191040
How big are you? Maybe you could heem me, but probably not.
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>>90191057
6'3 215lb

I'm a professional MMA fighter btw
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>>90191057

8" x 6" breh
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>>90191089
Unironically 8x6.5
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>>90191089
>t. mousasi
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>>90191021
I just cant let you get away with imaginatively heeming Dana.
I have to defend the honor of the egg
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>>90191081
You could not heem me
>>90191089
You could kill me at will
>>
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>>90191081
I'm basically Jon Jones with Stefan Strufe frame and prime Vitor physique. You wouldn't do shit nigga.
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>>90191151
I wasn’t even gonna heem him. I just want to drop kick him like you would a pale, angry football.
This is between me and Dana. Please don’t get involved.
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>>90191203
didn't Switzerland had your kind bud
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>>90191195
Lee won significant portions of the lead up to the fight.
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>>90191241
Hey Ireland y’memes are blockbuster! Germany is Netflix
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>>90191268
>leftist hellhole full of niggers and trannys

It sure is
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You're only as good as your last fight.
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You're only as good as your last post.
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>*takes off heeming cap*
>*puts on thinking cap*
The self is an illusion.
Everything is impermanent.
Anonymous, ephemeral communication is the truest form.
/heem/ is truth.
BPS BLESS
*puts on heeming cap*
*heems everyone here even myself*
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Why are boxers so much better athletes than mma fighters? They have more endurance, coordination and power isn’t that crazy
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>>90191320
Diaz bless
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>>90191195
i really thought lee was gonna win
i have underestimated iaquintas fight iq a lot
and overestimated lee's

why did lee try to stand up against iaquinta?
didn't he watch that one video where that lizard dude explains how iaquinta was baiting khabib, to counter him
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>>90191341
Lee is a fightlet, cardiolet and a chinlet
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>>90191208
well lets pretend you will somehow managed to sneak up on him at a UFC event and sucker drop kick him.
What happens after that? Even if you manage to knock him out (very low chance) his security is gonna tear you a new asshole. Most likely though he will just heem you himself with a quick one two to the temple.
So please, you delusional mongrel, stop pretending that you would have any chance against Dana fucking White
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>>90191326
https://www.si.com/edge/2019/fittest-50-2019

nice try sweety
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>>90191326
Boxing is a polished sport with clear fundamentals. MMA is a mixed bag of random ideas and people have no idea what's going on most of the time.
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>>90191359
He can’t reach my chin, I’m the American Stefan Struve. I’d kick him into the crowd and run away on my impossibly long legs.
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>>90191358
he did really good against tferg
and has above avarage wrestling
i believe lee got fucked by dumb trainers, he needs to move away from the dreads nigga

dude seems dumb af
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Reminder that only redditors hates conor
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>>90185511
guys i have a girlfriend can you pls stop posting pics of girls, thank you
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>>90191448
accurate
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>>90191448
>>90191473
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>>90191448
>”ULL DO FOOKIN NUTTIN” xD lol canoe is so epic!!!!
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>>90191400
Yeah i guess you’re right. Boxing has a great pugilistic tradition and great instruction while mma’s some brazilian circus and its top athletes fall for meme workouts ( conor thinks the “mewvement” jew can replace cardio training hahahahha)
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>>90191448
ehmm redditors is plural therefore it has to be "hate" instead of "hates". Dont ever think about crossing the wall, pablo. You will be useless in the states
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>>90191409
Lee has zero fighting iq and no cardio. The guy is too heavy to fight at 155.
Tferg's starts slow and Lee can only fight well in first rounds
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>>90191531
If it comes down to it he'll be the last one I deport.
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>>90187342
>beat Khabib in round 3
go fuck yourself in the ass du hurensohn
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>>90191203
Lol I'm a full sized Mayweather with a BJJ black belt watch your mouth bitch boy
>>90191174
Wrong answer
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>>90191555
Lol people used to try to say that Lee had the best fight IQ
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>>90191320
>Joy Division

What is this guy's favourite film? 500 days of Summer?
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>>90191459
Post pics of your gf
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>>90191555
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1Hi7Yv3ulo

please watch my boy robocop
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>>90191630
Hey British guy

Yeah you

Wanted to let you know that your island is shitty and you're a stupid little bitch

Sincerely,
A superior male
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>>90191613
Maybe Rogan and his followers. Lee did everything he could to lose to Al. He switched stances when he didn't need to, didn't use leg kicks, tried to wrestle and didn't use elbows where he could. The fight was absolutely horrendous
>>90191691
Will do
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>>90191724
Yeah I have always thought Lee was shit and I'm glad the meme is over
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>>90191722
Go back to plebbit
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>>90191584
ihhh ein musel
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>>90191195
'With the winner, by split decision....RRRaging Alllllllllll IaaQUINtaahhhh'
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>>90191753
You're next
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He makes gang signs with one hand, and sips Starbucks foamy lattes out of the other.

>>90191722
Nuts.
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>>90191630
Joy division fits the Diaz bros. They both express an extremely pessimisstic, hard-boiled worldview.
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>>90191358
But he is the GOAT in pre fight ring music and dancing prior to getting in the octagon
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>>90191630
eey
that was a good movie
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>>90191630
Barfly if his Instagram is anything to go on
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>>90191531
You have a Muslim problem shut your mouth
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>>90191195
Lee clearly with the better fighter genetics though.

Talk about wasted potential. If he never becomes champ, hell be GOAT of wasted potential
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>>90191691
Reminds me of young Zambidis with all those overreaching lefts. Nice leg kicks too.
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>>90191756
na kevin, fickt dich dein vater jeden abend schön?
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>>90191801
nah, Cypress Hill seems more like it
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Just a minor step back for lowkey, he will be back.
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>>90191081
>6 3
>215
Whats it like being a lanklet?
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>>90191993
Based!

Oh, you think you in a group? Get that shit split up (On God)
Tryna suck me layin' down, I make that bitch sit up (Straight up)
Yeah, hot box, dirty stick, case closed (Case closed)
We grill beef, nigga, charcoal (Uh oh)
Sellin' pussy, her vajay-jay got a barcode (Uh oh)
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>>90191941
Sorry, Inzest ist bei uns nicht so weit verbreitet wie bei euch Untermenschen
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>>90191630
Requiem for a Dream probably
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>>90192051
They "think" they've seen the last of him
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>>90191941
german trash talk is the worst
>does your father fucks you every nice nicely?
bruv i cringed
>>90191936
thanks, he's my fellow bosnian croat... were a dying breed and great at sports

anyways lots of improving to do, but he still young (23) and so far he is doing a great job by traveling to america from germany, and visiting all the camps to learn
also he said he wants to pump himself in eruope before getting a big paycheck in ufc
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Does anyone like or even care about Connor anymore
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>>90191993
He’s only 26, might not even have hit his prime yet. I’m not sure if he can improve enough to plausibly win a belt but I hope he can.
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>>90192098
its not german trashtalk. Its muslim trashtalk. Their insults dont go beyond calling your mother a whore and insinuating incest which funnily is much more common among these savages
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>>90189590
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>>90192095
He's flushed
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>>90189969
>I may not have big boobies but I am champion
>loses championship and three in a row
>hey look I got big fake boobies
The absolute state of gollum
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>>90192113
yeah, didn't you saw all the attention Khabib vs Conor had? A LOT of people still care about Conor, even with all this boxing bullshit
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>>90192136
His chin.
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>>90192141
scheisse, assi, huresohn is like the worst ...
but ye i get you
it's called projecting
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Imagine being so caz you wern't even here when /heem/ was founded
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Unironically post the first mma fight you watched, and heem determines if youre a cazzie or not.
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>>90192239
Chuck vs Rampage 2
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>>90192239
>cazzie

Just outed yourself.
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>>90192239
The Ultimate Fighter Season 1 on Spike TV back in 2005.

Chris Leben was my first boy.
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>>90192239
I rented the first UFC on VHS because the name sounded based
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>>90192098
It's right thing to do. He should understand that in ufc he will be one if the many. All titles, wins, etc will mean nothing. It will be only about money. So it's much better to start when you 100% ready and fight more often to let people hear your name then just start and weight for a nice paycheck that will never come
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>>90192239
jon jones vs alexander gustafsson 2
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>>90192253
2007, u good

>>90192285
VHS, u based af

>>90192272
Whats the matter ireland? Scared ull be labeled a caz?? Post first fight.
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>>90192339
Knower of all that is MMA
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>>90192272
Based post, if someone has "cazzie" in their post I just scroll down.
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>>90192239
Fedor vs. Rogers
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>>90192375
T. Insecure caz
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>>90192287
i agree
on one side im sad i dont see him fight in the ufc
on the other it's the smartest choice he can make for his career
he has a great manager, trains at the best mma gym UFD in germany
ivan hypolite and hector lombard are trainers there
https://www.ufd-gym.de/ufd-team.php
>>90192239
i unironically got into martial arts by watching bruce lee and jackie chan movies, as everyone from my generation
later on watched rey mysterio and WWE on german tv
and around that time , i watched one of the first cro cop fights
not sure which one was first but i vividly remember the bob sapp fight
later on i got interested in ufc and there is that
been watching this sport for a long time
casually tho
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>>90191593
Respect, Floyd is hella based.
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>>90192239
some fedor highlight was the first mma video i watched.
First full fight I watched live was conor mendes
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>>90192239
Ufc 29, Tito vs Kondo.

The year was 2000. I was almost 20. Feels FUCKING bad.
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>>90188243
I was wondering what was goin on. I kept on thinking something was different but i didnt notice until now. Still has a goblin face. At least now we can hope her titties pop out during a fight
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>>90192432
>Being almost 40
cringee
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>>90192454
I know dude. Tell me about it. I hate my life
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>>90192448
>Those Auschwitz biceps.
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>lose
>get fake tits

What the fuck is wrong with women? And how come Ronda didn't get fake tits, since she took her losses the worse?

>>90192462
It's okay to be boomer.
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>>90192462
:(
dont beat yourself up mate, you can still make it
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>>90192487
>>90192488

*sips* thanks brethren
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>>90192462
“Forget everything else. Keep hold of this alone and remember it: Each of us lives only now, this brief instant. The rest has been lived already, or is impossible to see.” - Brendan P. Schaub
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Joanna has titty kino now
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>>90192239
I really started watching heavy with Conor.
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>>90192272
>>90192375
Cazzie is a hunnert present nu-heem
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>>90192523
>now
did she make a boobjob?
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>>90192462
Do you have a kid? If not it might be due time to visit the Schaubrealm
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>>90192514
Based Schaub post giving meaning to my insignificant life
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>>90192540
yes>>90190436
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>>90192514
https://streamable.com/htife
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>>90192540
some nice ones indeed
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>>90192416
>UFD in germany
im moving near düsseldorf later this year. Really excited to try that gym out
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>>90192555
Based schaub not giving a single fuck about that "thank you for your service" zionist propaganda bullshit.
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>>90188710
So holly knows jon is back for sure.
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"Don't be bitching!"
>when the whole post is just him actually bitching
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>>90192553
>>90192603
niceee
i didn't like her on her peak
but im glad she is doing things she likes now and got a boob job
good for her
>>90192607
good luck man
theres a couple of croats there including the main manager
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>>90192649
>Holly and Jon marry and pop out some babies
>the Jones-Holm spawn grow up to dominate LHW and WBW until they die
Good timeline
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>>90192742
too bad jon fucked up his balls from years of steroid abuse
>Joe, ive got a big dick
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>>90192742
>implying jon can get it up
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>>90192775
>>90192803
>takes steroid-laced dick pills
>his kids are 1/4 steroid
Even better
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>>90191358
Lee has the best chance to beat Khabib out of the top 10
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>>90192858
kek no
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Lads. Met Mackenzie Dern at Copacabana. She put me into a triangle choke.
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>>90192895
Describe the smell.
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>>90192858
He's just a wrestler. Khabib is better at wrestling. Tony destroyed him and would piece Khabib up.
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so let me get this straight
Jeff Novitzky who was the head of USADA works for the UFC now? clearly not a conflict of interest
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>>90192707
thanks bud.
Their team page looks legit. Sucks that abus guy got knocked out in the pfl finale by the black dude. The 1 million prize money would have probably brought even more money and attention to the gym
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>>90192858
For SURE Lee could take this shot
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>>90192895
Describe the smell
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>>90192925
>Tony destroyed him

lol no
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>>90192942
oh that fight happened
heared about it but didnt watch
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>>90192895
specify odor
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>>90192946
Conor went with that punch and played possum, if you look at him getting up he's poised and ready to strike, just pure luck Khabib was too slow to take the bait he would have been murked
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>>90190826
Go a little further back then. He beat faber, dj, faber again, dillashaw and lost to cody. It's impressive with his injuries he even managed such success without rusting much
>>90190839
I think he does much better. Not only will dom be better, i think cody's losses to tj hurt his confidence a lot. He'd lose a closer decision this time, that boxing and size gap would be too hard to bridge and dom was never a ko guy, but he wouldnt get absolutely memed on again
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>>90192858
God I hate this one-dimensional NPC way of thinking
>Durr kebin lee is a wresller like khubeeb!!! Dat meens he cud beet khubeeb beecuz he can wressle too!!!!
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>>90192988
yeah 1st round KO.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfO-hnYOhLA

Abus gets heemed at around 1:20
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>>90193042
Khabib is super experienced fighting strikers, fighting a wrestler would actually put him out of his element at this point.
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>>90193075
Yeah I'm surr Khabib doesn't know how to handle another wrestler. He just got so good by beating people that can't wrestle. It's not like he's a world champion sambo player or anything like that
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>>90193064
1 mil dollaridoos, how?!
who was payin it
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>>90193136
maybe r/mma is more you're speed
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>>90193214
>you're

Someone's flustered.
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>>90189608
>>90189788
It is a ban. No one knows more about getting banned on 4chan than I do. Mods haven't been active much this month on /sp/ though. When they're around they absofuckinglutely delete webms like that.
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>>90193175
The PFL. Although everybody questioned how they are going to make any profit out of it. They made a tournament around this and had their final card on new years eve

https://www.sherdog.com/events/Professional-Fighters-League-2018-Season-PFL-Championships-67151

Had 1 million USD prize money each for 6 different weight classes on this night. Was a pretty good card because of the high stakes
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>>90193214
Maybe I'll shit down your throat, you dumb fucking potato
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>>90190728
I was on the floor by the walkways for 203 when Faber was beat by Jimmie Rivera and I will never forget when Urijah left the cage and stormed by my side of the walk way how much he truly looked like an upset 6 year old. He is the height of a child. It was the least intimidating appearance of an mma fighter I could imagine. Never could take him seriously after.
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UFC insider here. Stipe vs Gustafsson at HW is probably next.
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>>90193136
>world champion sambo player
>sambo player
>player

Kinda like a fortnite player or a call of duty player?
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>>90193289
Whoah, somebody hold this dude back he bout to go off on Ireland
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>>90193319
Gus finna get perma flushed
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>>90193326
More like a BJJ player homeboy.
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>>90193236
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>>90193362
The people who do this, are generally from reddit.
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>>90192239
My mom bought Chuck vs Tito 1 on PPV when I was 10
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>>90193326
Oh wow you're actually retarded aren't you
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>>90192239
Live? Its was Volkan vs Manuwa tbqh.
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lawler is gonna flush ben right?
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>>90193444
Caz as fuck
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>>90193392
As a reddit expert who has literally never been there I can confirm.
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>people using cazzie unironically to call people casuals
>cazzieposting started like 2 years ago
Hmmmmmmmm
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>>90193409
>MMA players
>Sambo player
>Jiu jitsu player
>Boxing player
>Muay Thai player

Nah dude ur totally using the correct terminology
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>>90192239
ufc 2
stolen using a cable descrambler btw
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>>90193502
Not that guy, but you're a fucking idiot. It is sambo player, it is jiu-jitsu player, it is judo player.
But by all means, continue speaking with authority on something you know nothing about.
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tony vs holloway who wins?
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>conor is the only one to win a round against khabib
what an embarrassing stat for the LW division
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>>90193502
>Other sports don't use the same terminology, so that means you're wrong
What's your IQ?

Also,
>Jiu Jitsu player
>Judo player
That's literally what they're called. You don't know what you're talking about.
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>>90187134
>demanding your government protect your children from your incompetence
Stanhope is a druggie loser bum (who has no kids)
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I have very good reaaony to believe that Bisping will fight Nick Diaz, and if my sources are correct, it will be on March 16 in London
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is it better when they stop pretending they're not just whores?
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>>90193605
He was mocking the plastic bag ban though lol
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>>90193670
>iwn make white babies with joanna
;_;
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>>90193694
Gonna need you to point out where exactly he makes the case against daddy government keeping you safe from plastic bags. He was having fun but at no point did he argue against it.
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>>90193738
She's single and clearly looking for the D
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>>90193738
>>90193757
She'll be lesbian by the end of 2019
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>>90193755
go on youtube and watch the longer version of him vs. bag lady
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>>90193789
I'll just trust you that there's more. I really didn't find it all that entertaining.
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>>90192946
You can tell Conor’s fight IQ is fucked because that was the exact moment to shot tha lef hund but he reacted like a brainlet
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>>90193837

this is being unreasonable to conor and doing a disservice to khabib
khabib's shot came at conor really fast
check that part at the origineel speed so you can see for yourself
and conor is afraid of the takedown so he's not sure what to do there
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>>90191358
Lee with fair judges and without staph beats everyone at lightweight including himself
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>>90193802
who cares.
you unironically thought he was arguing that plastic bags should be banned
i guess you've never heard of him before?
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>>90193892
but look at the reaction from khabib,even he thought fucked up right there
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>>90194021

lmao yeah it took him by surprise that he dropped conor
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>>90185073
> focuses too much on his weight cut
>goes skelly
>gets wrestlefucked
this could actually happen boys


I really, really hope it does
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>>90193912
>you unironically thought he was arguing that plastic bags should be banned
Yeah, because I listened to what he was saying
>lol you don't listen to doug stanhope in your spare time
no, I don't
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>>90193757
>>90193774
it was legitimately very sad to hear that her fiance left her immediately after her loss at 217. joanna is a good girl she deserves to be happy. her new fake titties look like shit though.
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>Too shitty internet to watch fight pass
It's over.
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>>90194344
aren't all yall guys milioners or some shit
norway has so much oil they started to become black?!
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>>90194368
>he fell for the scandinavia meme

It's all shitholes.
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is it not dangerous to fight with boob job?
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>>90193502
In bjj and sambo its called player
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i don't care how his ufc career goes this guy i still the scariest fighter ever

in a 1 on 1 fight i don't think anyone comes close

maybe tyron woodley
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>>90194514
he's a manlet but ok
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>>90194514
Ngannou wins the rematch with Stipe
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>>90188987

Stipe is huge, though. I bet he's bigger than you. You'll never be as big as him.
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>>90193316

I'm bigger and taller than you. I am better than you. I am big. Me big. Me unemployed, but me big.
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i cant get over the fact that i'd be a small HW if i ever fought there
>tfw 6'2
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please keep posting Joanna "Juggs" Jędrzejczyk
Triple J
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>>90190728
>>90193316
Faber is the epitome of California masculinity
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internet.com
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>>90194469
Miesha Tate seemed fine.
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>>90194263
Really? She got dumped after 217?
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>>90194514
except stipe? or DC?
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Just listened to the Conor Khabib audio when he Conor apparently says "it's only business.". He actually said "ohwee izzuss" which is Irish for "I'm sorry for all the trouble I've caused you and all the negative things I said about your family and religion. I hope we can be friends after this. Please go easy on me, I promise to change my life."
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>>90194831
Who wants to marry a loser?
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>>90194839
I mean street fight, not a 5 round 5 minute fight. Street fights are over in 20 seconds.
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>>90194858
he couldnt do that to stipe or DC. If he bummed rushed them like it was a street fight, it'd be even easier for them to win
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>the same thing I said to Khabib at the end of round three
>my round
>Don’t be bitching!

Holy shit this is sad.
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>>90194882
How? Both DC and Stipe get hit routinely. Without gloves and mouth guard it's over in one punch.
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SIT THE FUCK DOWN MGOOMBA
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>>90194902
>Without gloves and mouth guard it's over in one punch.
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>>90194902
are you retarded? If it was that easy to just bum rush and knock out someone like that, he would've done it to stipe.
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>>90194902
>without gloves and a mouth guard it’s over in one hit

OH NO NO NO NO
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>>90194902
it may surprise you but gloves increase your fucking power by far
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>>90195025
that doesn't sound like truth
the glows are not harder than skin and bone
they do cut easier
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>>90194953

thank you for saving my image
it is an honor croatia bro
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>>90195082
Just post dark skinned girls and don't talk, please.
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>>90195082
>punch as hard without gloves
>your hand is now shattered
>you didn't knock him out in 1 punch
>you are now fighting with 1 hand only
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>>90194850
I just checked it and can verify this is true. Unfortunately many people missed it but reading this post it has now become very clear.
>>90194775
based
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>>90195085
the honor is mine mate
great picture
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>>90195082
no but they allow you to punch harder because you're less likely to break your hand or wrist. go watch bareknuckle FC, they're not all just KOing each other in the first 30 seconds.
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>>90195085
the honor is mine mate
great picture
>>90195117
>>90195144
my bad
im obviously thinking about punching streangth
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>>90195240
>>90195240
>>90195240
New
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>>90187282
Conor would absolutely heem Tony and Gaethje



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