Rick Nash Retires Due to Unresolved Concussion IssuesDucks Have Set A Franchise Record with Their 10 Game Losing StreakThe Blackhawks have acquired defenseman Slater Koekkoek and a 2019 5th round pick from the Lightning in exchange for defenseman Jan Rutta and a 2019 7th round pick.The Penguins have signed goaltender Casey DeSmith to a three-year contract extension. The deal begins with the 2019.20 season and carries an average annual value of $1.25 million.Flyers deal F Jordan Weal to Coyotes for prospect, draft pickSenators trade F Paul Carey to Boston for D Cody GoluubefMaple Leafs acquire forward Gabriel Gagne from the Ottawa Senators in exchange for Morgan Klimchuk.Coyotes center Brad Richardson is week-to-week with an upper-body-injuryGames for 01/12:PHI @ NJD 01:00 ESTNYR @ NYI 01:00 ESTTBL @ BUF 07:00 ESTBOS @ TOR 07:00 ESTCOL @ MTL 07:00 ESTCBJ @ WSH 07:00 ESTDET @ MIN 08:00 ESTVGK @ CHI 08:30 ESTSTL @ DAL 09:00 ESTOTT @ SJS 10:00 ESTARI @ EDM 10:00 ESTPIT @ LAK 10:30 EST
rip dick rash
you are now thinking about buljus intangibles.
>tfw mild tinnitus and visual snowi can't imagine how fried players brains are from concussions symptoms after they retire. i feel kinda bad for guys like crosby, shit must be brutal once you're around your 50's. we've already seen what happens to boxers after retirement, a lot of them go half blind and struggle to speak
Nobody would even care if I just killed myself
>>90184774Not trueEventually when your neighbors call in to the police about the foul smell of your rotting corpse, they'll care
>>90184774think of your mother
>>90184738i wonder if binland will continue posting that pasta
>>90184863me in the middle
will the Drumpf shutdown start affecting the NHL soon the longer it goes?
who's ready for RPH?
real pookcific hours
>>90184929it won't affect shit
basedcific >>> cucktral
what are some things you guys associate with the city of denver? for me it's:>omelets.>DUDE WEED>super mario brothers
>>90185038why does that look so hilarious
>>90185050bing bingdude weedmuh mile high
>>90185050california transplantsboring podcasters
>>90185050Places that need a FUCKING NUKE
thinking about making an omelette
>>90185185Denver omelets are pretty based
Slater Koekkoek is the best name in the NHL and now apparently a blackhawk
>>90185206They are, but I don't have the ingredients for them at home atm. So I'm probably gonna go for a french one
>>90185211Goalie should have saved that. Very weak goal desu
how can any commentator competehttps://youtu.be/GHtWPNX15_c?t=635
>>90185249that shot was pathetic. it reached its peak like half way to the net. it was in the downward part of its arc when it crossed the goal line.
>>90185249she probably expected it to not dip so much. Canada did get one back though. A backhand over the shoulder of the netminder
>>90185135>california transplantsThis is damn near every non-californian western state and it's awful in every onet. Montana
god i miss high level olympic hockey
>>90185361Me too but pyeonchang had its moments
>>90185343russian skater deflects one into her net
I was just watching this youtube video of Vancouver 2010 Finland Slovakia bronze medal game and noticed the comments section.It has five comments. Oldest was a week ago and four of them within the last 12 hours. Weird desuhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fD77RiRxJ1Q
vancouver olympics were fun, i miss it
>>90185211more people in /hoc/ right now than at that game
>>90185590the rink they play in is the secondary one with almost no ammenities. The one Japan was in earlier was the big one
>>90185590oh no NO NO
Late but ISLES! during RPH
Gon to buy new quip tomorrow. Any advices?
>>90185655LOOK AT THIS ABSOLUTE UNITW O W
>>90184718it's not /hoc/ general, it's simply /hoc/ fag
>>90185655In awe at the circumference of this behemoth
>>90185655you should consider buying the wrong handed stick so you have a sick backhand.
>>90185756yeah. btw how to determine rightly the grip?
>>90185775which ever hand is at the bottom is the hand you shoot with.
>>90185775the opposite of your baseball swing
>>90185806>>90185797if I throw the ball with the right one and am the right-handed person, then the bottom of the stick is left had???
>>90185775Or the same as your golf swing
>>90185862This is artificial ice, from what it is cleaned?
>>90185862Used to drive the zam as a college job lads ama
>>90185868I don't know what you mean. I think the ice is real
>>90185833yep, you shoot left
>>90185889wow i didn't even know that they allowed that in tournaments. I thought it caused accidents
>>90185837wrong. i swing right, but shoot left
>>90185925it varies. just hold the stick in whichever way you find it comfortable to pass and shoot
>>90185925you have to hold the stick yourself. throwing a ball doesnt really have any effect on which hand you shoot with. i do like 99% of things with my right hand but shoot left handed in hokkei.
>>90185906Okay and you're like the 1% who are like that
>>90185940isn't that normal though? if you're a righty, chances are you shoot left
Dominate hand goes top of stick if you grew up anywhere with decent hockey knowledget. right dominate right shot
>>90185950but having your dominant hand at the bottom could be better for dangling. i normally play defense so i prefer my dominant hand at the top.
>>90185988i think it's better for shots, but not dangling. there's just something weird about using your dominant hand at the bottom, it feels odd
>>90185988Your supposed to dangle with the top hand moving and lower hand stationary though and it's better for defense and any 1 hand on the stick plays to have dominate up. The only thing dominate hand on the bottom is better for is slappers but really at some point that doesn't matter because you should be leaning your weight into them anyways so your weaker hand should be sufficient to get velocity
>>90185975i dont have hard statistics to back it up but it seems a little more common for russian wingers to be off handed.
>>90186021Yeah perhaps but having being brought up dominate hand lower cuz I'm from a hockey dead zone then getting into working for my colleges hockey team and being around high level players I do really feel dominate up is more common in NA and seems better for everything but perhaps shooting in some areas
Thinking about inviting /cric/ over
>>90186052how can you even follow a "sport" that doesnt play a meaningless 82 game season?
Your village idiot is stinking up /cric/ again. Come pick it up before I retaliate.
>>90186021for what purpose?
>>90186088Russian Snipers m8
>>90186088you are set up for a 1-timer way better. ovi and kovalchuk are 2 that immediately pop to mind. but you are hindered in your own zone.
>>90186117do russians not know about weight transfer? then again i guess it does work, what with ovie and kovalchuk and all
>>90186123but ovechkin shoots right...
>>90186141and plays left wing
oh that's what offhand meant, never mind. that's how i set them in 'chel even when it's the opposite wing that's listed for them
>>90186141ovie is right handed, but shoots right. he's offhanded
there's gotta be a scientific reason as to why shooting offhanded even though it's supposed to be your dominant hand feels weird
>>90186168You're not used to it? Im offhanded and it feels natural cuz I've always shot that way. Same as trying to swing a bat or throw a ball opposite handed
>>90186168Something to do with the base leg maybe?
>>90186228maybe, but some players like leaning with their offleg as well
Just read the lips of the canadian ladies mouthing the anthem, they clearly said "All our sons command" very cool
It all makes sense now
Can't sleep lads
>>90186457Me neither lad.
I'm awake to say>rags
>430>Still haven't slept
if you can't sleep, I'll be here all night.
>>90184763FOR THE EMPEROR
What happened to my Chicago blackcawks dynasty bros?
NEW RULE JUST INTRODUCED TO NHL.look at your teams current roster.for a person to play, they have to be born in the state they play for.how fucked is your team?we have 6/23 players.and 1 is a goalie. so we're good. just.
>>90187573>minnesotawildgirlThat's Taylor Hill
>only two nucks were born in British Columbia Heh
They said I should retire, but I still didn’t win a cup, I wasn’t ready to leave the game. Going back to Columbus was the greatest decision of my life, getting to play with my old coke buddy Dubinsky again was great we did lines the night I signed the contract. That year on opening night John (tortorella) told me to go on ice and take the first face off, I won it and I knew that this year was going to be good.About half way through the season I was on a tear, I had 25 goals and 46 points, one point behind artemi panarin, we were in first place by 14 points and we were going to run away with it, then I got injured and broke my pinky, I was down for six weeks and the team started to struggle, I decided after the six weeks I would get on the ice and play again, the day I came back Dubinsky got traded for some kid named Dylan strome who was pretty much a joke, we made the playoffs by March 10th and cruised our way to a division win.The playoffs had started and I was readyIn the first 4 games we swept the penguins, I had 3 goals and 4 assists.We then swept the leafs i scores 4 goals and 7 assists, it was a blow out each gameThen the ECF I decided that I would let the jackets play the way they wanted to, I scored 0 points up until game 7, which then I got a hat trick to finish the game and win, the Stanley cup was going to be ours.I finished the Stanley cup final with 2 goals and 5 assistsMy best series.-Rick Nash reflecting on a dream he had Gunna miss him lads
>>90188089was he /our/ guy all along?
>>90188130Yes but he never won a ring so he’s a meme
>>90184770I've had small tinnitus and visual snow for as long as I can remember and I'm only 25.
>>90188240I have very minor tinnitus but I also get ocular migraines
In 2014 they thought ekblad would be canes and point would be center for panthers? Hindsight 2020 lol.....
>>90188342point is a team babby
>>90188342How the fuck did pasta drop so far
>>90188342Or am i reading this "re draft" wrong
>>90188342They have such a hard on for the leafs that they cant possibly fathom taking a 6'6" 220 pound skillful giant over a swedish twink with an attitude. I get that Roger's pays the Bill's but give me a break.
>>90188342Shit draft year desu
>>90188359I believe his mom teaches skating for a living on west coast somewhere, trains olmypic athletes if im not mistaken, a few times they talked about how she likes them to use their entire body when skating, not just their legs, and of course theres more to her training that that but the gist of it Now i might be mistaking it for johnsons mom, its one of the twos
>>90188449The only reason I have cinfusion between the two is I know johnson was born in washington (so he will probably end up in seattle expansion) but also itd make sense his mom would be a west coasterCould still be points mom though, I just cant remember
>>90188449Is Point the second coming of Niedermayer but playing as a forward?
>>90188651The local fan page on normie book for tampa was sperging out about going on nhl website and voting for point to go to all star game, i checked this morning and now its all sperg outs about how they chose skinner over pointer
I want to hear Ted's thoughts about Bobrovsky and Panarin.
>>90188761To be honest, I voted for Point. Dude is straight up insane. But Skinner is having a hell of a season. I mean, he has 30 goals already and we're like 47 games in...
>>90188798Skinner has 43 pts. Point has 60.
>>90189210That's why I voted for Point. But this method of All-Star games isn't good, that's for sure
>>90188342that was some poll thing laffsnet did like last week. if the 2014 draft was re-done today that is who the scouts polled would take. it was some for some piece about ekblad.
Sleeping is gay bruh...
I haven't slept in ages
hey hey everybody
>>90189399*puts you to sleep*
real pacific waking hours
I changed my mind about Finland and want to say sorry for asking when Finn genocide starts. Sorry finland I want you to be existing.
>>90189248Totally agree, and voted accordingly.
Shan't be falling for the slav's tricks. Ruski is ruski even if you fry it in butter.
>>90189478First the ancient Egyptians. Then the ancient Romans. And now the modern Finns. Why does mankind want to genocide the best of the crop?
>>90189536Si vis pacem, para bellum
Mild/Wongs tonigjtAnyone got that "Michigan is the real state of hockey" copypasta?
>>90189598I think Greece is proxy
>>90189598para que lastimarme
>assists > goalshurr durr
>>90189639who are you quoting?
>>90189625I'm probably the only one here, besides a finn and porturacist who isn't a proxy
>>90189644This other finnish pro scout I know. You wouldn’t know him, he goes to another board.
>>90189559also armenians and rwandans, treasures of human civilization that i'd place right alongside the finnish
>>90189652Okay lad, just guessing
>>90189574wait, you were correct according to the internetI thought it was "parat"
>>90189705hotel in Rwanda meets brothel in Helsinki
>>90189705nah they don't have the iq of finns,ancient romans and egyptians.
>>90189536I honestly feel sorry. I was mad bcs you won gold I insulted you.
>>90189722business ideabuild hoc arena at Hôtel des Mille Collines for international games
>>90189743make fun of canada and denmark to vent>maxime comtamére>14-0historical shameful moments of hockey
>>90189273that makes more sense then, I wasn't sure about the 're'draft bit of it, I didn't see the show either
They said it was the riskiest decision a hockey player ever made. To win a cup, though, you have to put it all on the line. I decided to purposely not score in the first two series just to throw off the teams in the finals. I had been a star name but, after purposely not scoring goals, people forgot about me. It was understandable- with superstars like Brad Richards and Brian Boyle, the Rangers were obviously talented enough to overcome teams from the butthole known as Pennsylvania.I unleashed my fury against the Montreal Canadiens, scoring 4 goals in a four game sweep. I then put the team on my back in the finals, scoring 3 power play goals in the first game. Sadly, the excitement of a power play hat trick killed legendary announcer, Sam Rosen, who screamed until his heart exploded inside his chest. We ended up beating Anaheim in 5 games.It wouldn't have been possible... the goals, the Cup win, the bitches... if I hadn't become the Secret Weapon by not scoring in those first two series. That decision made my career.-Rick Nash, reflecting on his career in 2048.
>>90190103and its something they might do from time to time, but this is my second season watching, so still learning
You're not allowed to include news and schedules for sunbelt anime casual fans. You're not allowed to post here if you aren't from a big 6 hockey country. Or if you're from one but don't know how to hold a fucking stick
I hate soccer bro
>>90190116to get first overall pick for draft, or a chance at being first anyways, doesn't your team have to place in the bottom 5 of the league at seasons end?
>>90187573Red Wings:>Abdelkader>DeKeyser>Glendening>Larkin>WitkowskiLarkin and a bunch of scrubs tee bee aych
And with Ottawa’s first overall pick, the Colorado Avalanche are proud to select _______
>>90190212>a big 6 hockey country Post list. And fuck you mate, are you scared of losing “the best hockey country status” bcs of hockey is getting more popular year by year? Hockey is for everyone
>CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES>AT THIS POINT I'D RATHER HAVE TORTS>SUFFOCATION AINT NO LEADING>JUST DUMP AND CHASE TILL MY EYES START BLEEDING
I really wonder how nobody figured this out or why nobody mentioned it in /joc/: Nylander and Laine dropping in performance is Maple Leafs and Jets 4d chess to make them unattractive come trade deadline.
>>90190242>Abdelkader is the highest scoring Michigan born player ever to play for the wings
>>90190350>drop 10 in a row>1 point out of a playoff spotb-but I thought the pacific w-was strong??
>I really wonder how nobody figured this out or why nobody mentioned it in /joc/: Nylander and Laine dropping in performance is Maple Leafs and Jets 4d chess to make them unattractive come trade deadline.>the teams are telling stars to perform like shit so they won't waste time receiving blockbuster offers
>>90190601lol what is that frog so smug about?
>>90190373>who is Mike Modano
>>90190640highest scoring player for Detroit*
>>90190350when i went to sleep the ducks were leading 3-0 lel
Are there ultras in nhl?
>>90190350The rare cucks fan spotted.
>>90190756Quack quack honky
>>90190799No but you have the occasional fan brawl. We have some 56%er Mexican Nazi Ultras that follow the MLS team NYFC.
>>90190847That’s why I dropped watching soccer and mls. One I decided to star follow mls and was shocked that mls is fucking full of Latin and South American ppl both in teams and fans. I thought I were comfy USA/Canada league, but I was wrong ...
morning /hoc/go knights
>>90191112Morning, fuck knights
>>90190799I don't know what an ultra is
Hey looking for a horny girl to watch jets game with an d maybe mess around during intermission ;) hmu
can we just all agree for once that Patrik Laine is better than Austin Matthews? Thank you
>>90190799i fucking wish>dat atmospherearenas sound like a fucking library now
4 time Stanley cup champion Patrik Laine I might add
>>90191309>>90191356Absolutely thank you. Pate is elite future Richard winner, a younger more skilled ovechkin who in his own right is a younger more skilled Gretzky, who In his own right was a Kurri messier era babby.
>>90190847>>90190940>>90190940it's the price you have to pay in order to have a completely fair league.Ultras ruin the "product", bring drugs into the scene and eventually force their way all the way up to the management.And in a sport like hockey, refs would end up dead or missing
>>90190799there's a lot of hooligans during the playoffs, the canucks fans burnt their city down when they lost to boston in 2011
>>90191352I heard crowds in Canucks games and others. For sure it’s not 30k+ ultras crowd in football but rinks can fill about 19k only.
Excellent. The new poster that doesn't know how to hold a stick, let alone skate; is gonna come here and ask why we don't have SOCCER fans and instead of explain his third world terminology he's gonna Just link YouTube videos like I have time to watch that bullshit. Fuck you.AND ANOTHER THING, if the jets trade for Wayne Simmonds I'm gonna say the word
>>90191352playoffs get insane, what are you even talking about atmosphere like a library. do you have the sound turned on your tv?
>>90191462Mate ultras usually burn opponents and not your own city or team
>>90191540I'm sure in the riots after the SCF if anybody was wearing a bruins jersey they would've gotten KO'd
>>90191524Firstly, I play hockey from school. Secondly, I do not ask why you do not have ultras, but I ask whether there is or not . And if you want terminology here you go https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ultras
>>90191609you can ultra suck my balls you russian fucktoy
>>90191352arenas of good franchises are loud
>>90191524And what’s fucking up with holding a stick ? Skating is much more harder you dumb. Any monkey can hold the stick.
>>90190373Won't be forever. Larkin will definitely surpass him as it's looking like he's becoming captain material. I can see him playing his whole career in detroit if they don't trade him.
>>90191624Don’t let your gay dream come true mate.
You now remember Johan Franzen
>>90191709Remember that he always tried to fight and beat Russians players up during some IIHF wc.
>>90191652your babushka grandmother hold my monkey stick and toss me off every night
>>90191680cut the act Xena we all know your a 6/10 girl
Why is that Canadian so upset this morning?
>>90191745Pretty rude mate, just calm your ass down.
because im sick of this low tier island cossak slut shitting up my /hoc/ with her dumb questions and non jets related posts
I woke up furious. It just happens some days. If I knew why I feel different I'd do something about it.
>>90191851Yo relax mate, don’t be so mean. Just asking regular questions.
>>90191851>my /hoc/The only thing that actually yours is the poop you left in toilet this morning, Zhong Wu
russia was a mistake
>>90191949Go get some coffe and leave the internet for a while, fucking angry ass chink, don’t even post here till you’re good to contact with people
>don’t even post here till you’re good to contact with peoplewhat did he mean by this
>>90191932come give me a blumkin then sputnik, my zhong wong is plum full and ready
>>90191999Pay no attention to Sam, we purposely trained him wrong, as a joke.
>>90191949>>90191999drop the gloves already
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VV1PrbkK3Ewtf is this
LOVE RussiaHATE Grease
Top goal scorer for every team ordered by number of goals:Washington Capitals - Alex Ovechkin (32)Buffalo Sabres - Jeff Skinner (30)Toronto Maple Leafs - John Tavares (29)Tampa Bay Lightning - Brayden Point (28)Colorado Avalanche - Gabriel Landeskog (27)Calgary Flames - Johnny Gaudreau (26)Edmonton Oilers - Connor McDavid (26)Boston Bruins - David Pastrnak (25)San Jose Sharks - Joe Pavelski (25)Chicago Blackhawks - Patrick Kane (24)Columbus Blue Jackets - Cam Atkinson (24)Winnipeg Jets - Mark Scheifele/Patrik Laine (24)Vancouver Canucks - Elias Pettersson (22)Florida Panthers - Mike Hoffman (21)Pittsburgh Penguins - Jake Guentzel (21)New Jersey Devils - Kyle Palmieri (20)New York Rangers - Chris Kreider (20)Ottawa Senators - Mark Stone (20)Minnesota Wild - Zach Parise (19)Carolina Hurricanes - Sebastian Aho (18)Dallas Stars - Jamie Benn (18)Detroit Red Wings - Dylan Larkin (18)Montreal Canadiens - Brendan Gallagher (17)Nashville Predators - Filip Forsberg (16)New York Islanders - Anders Lee (16)St. Louis Blues - Ryan O'Reilly (16)Philadelphia Flyers - Sean Couturier (15)Vegas Golden Knights - William Karlsson (15)Anaheim Ducks - Jakob Silfverberg (12)Arizona Coyotes - Brad Richardson (11)Los Angeles Kings - Anze Kopitar/Dustin Brown (11)
>>90192069It's not me that's arguing with the Soviet. I'm a big Russian guy. Your Kulikovs, your Voynovs, your Provorovs
>>90192069based kung pow reference
>>90192133your alexanders, your igors, your ivans
>>90192119>Brad Richardson has as many goals as Kopitar>in mid-January
>>90192075if hoc was a room, I would fucking beat that wu tang up long ago. Literally reasonless aggression from him.
>>90192119Patrick kane Patrik laine
>>90192214Shut the fuck up Xena, I've seen your pictures you post. I'm not afraid to fight a little girl.
>>90192119any team whose top goal scorer isn't at 20 or above at this point in the season is shit and not gonna make it
Let's be real here, I could kick the shit out of any of you and when I start my Florida trip I won't hesitate to make detours and prove it
>>90192343imagine being this wrong
>>90192337i've fapped to xena's picturesmany times
>>90192337Ofc you are not afraid to fight a little girl, you chink. Any little girl looks like you. But your silly meme about my name does not coincide with reality, and hella sure I’ll able to beat shit out of your cheng wu chink ass.
>>90192392i know lifelongs aren't used to hockey yet but that's how it goes buddy
Jake Guentzel is elite
>>90192463>i know lifelongs aren't used to hockey yetcanadians aren't used to winning the stan leec up either, so go fuck yourself faggot lmao
Patrik Laine's hella swaggin vros can't wait to see him lift da cup this summer
>>90192506adding lmao at the end of your post doesn't make you sound less mad
>>90188779Bob is a memePanarin is a G
Reminder that Johnny Gaudreau wears #13 to protest the fact that blacks make up just 13% of the population but commit 52% of the crimes.
About to go on a cruise symphony of the seas
>>90192563you've been the mad one since you arrived trying to start shit with russia, don't project onto others lad
>>90184863God i wish that ice were me
>>90192460you can keep pretending Im asian, thats just the pot calling the kettle a nigger because the fact of the matter is you russians really are asiatic and can never be trusted. your whack island was even invaded by the japs and you hapas celebrated in hello kitty cosplays with sailor moon buttplugs so don't tell me about race. the only cool thing about russia is how you beat up fags, but you can call me Boris because I'll beat the fuck out of you faggot and then I'll fuck your babushka grandmother another time and have a snack
Does on hockey work on the ps4 Internet browser?
>>90192592>no u!!!that wasn't me dummykeep grasping at straws
>>90192637>grasping at strawsokay, talk to me when my team makes it further than yours in the playoffs fren.
Nothing personnel, my brown friends
>>90192670will do "fren"
>>90192613That’s pretty interesting cheng Chong, your fantasies about how you beat all people you disagree with are also quite funny and interesting. you are almost certain of this, but this is up to the moment you meet someone in life or take part in a fight even once. but in fact at the moment, you're a blinkered pussy who likely doesn’t play hockey and breaks her anger on the flag in a thread on an anonymous site. your knowledge of history is also impressive, my young Cheng Chong.
>>90192688How’s your day going Hal?
No teamin the league is making it further than hella swag Teppo Winnipeg
You can't zim zam the Flim Flams
>>90192754Cant complain, yourself?
>>90192570it's because he got picked 103rd overall but he couldn't wear 103 so he dropped the zero and chose 13.
>>90192795the flames are a literal trash diving faggot team led by a halfbreed manlet pussy, and will collapse in the playoffs
>>90192810No its because blacks make up 13% of the population but commit 52% of crimes.
>>90192749lets stop this foreplay and just fuck Xena, I've always wanted to try some yellow pussy
>>90192802Bretty good going to the bar in a little bit
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnny_Gaudreau>He won the Lady Byng Memorial Trophy for the 2016–17 season. He is best known for the tears he cries every game. He also bends over for his teammates in the shower.holy based
>>90192827>>90192883Stay scared m8
>>90192883>tears he cries>teammates in the showerHE KNOWS WHAT'S COMING
>>90192883is that normal behaviour in callgary?
>>90192856>projecting skin color on meYou can try it out fucking incest with your mother wu cheng. I’m extremely bored of your snobbery. Not gonna continue the conversation with you, your pointless aggression is what that ruins the thread. And the aggression is against the flag, not the person.
>>90192883>last edited 13 minutes agook now this is epic
>quacks squeak into ploffs>bump off callgary in 6cap this
>Your team >Current scared statusPenguins Not scared
>>90192986*by fucking incest
Waiting In line and two ladies in front are from binland
>>90193008islesfar by not scared
>>90193008>nucks>scared for sure
>duchene, chabot, anderson, white and harpur out for senswtf that's like the team, rip stone
Essentially if I can find maybe 30 tinder slays between October and December and poke a hole in all my condoms, I can maybe get lucky and have enough illegitimate kids to start a Timbits team in5 or 6 years and all the kids will be wrought by my seed. After practising against elit athletes and dominating all competition they'll get drafted and GMs will see me as the strength and head coach that raised 8 NHL calibre sons so I'll get a head coach job by ~40 and probably be able to coach one of my sons assuming they all go top 10 and maybe I'll take a bad team over if bthy have the money to hire me maybe I'll go to the Stanley Cup Jets and either they'll have be'd lucky enough to trade for early draft pick and I can coach one of my kids or maybe they'll such dominate the central the other 7 teams will all be bottom of league and every time I play a divisional game I'll have Togo against an elite smaller version of me on the ice . Truly rthe one way I could challenge my intellect
>>90193008canesnot too scared >>90193010say "pannaanko?"
>>90193008>Devils>pretty scared we wont win the lottery
>>90193048speaking of stone i can't see him leaving ottowo. i don't think he has the drive to just up and go. we'll probably get the usual media storm for 2 weeks and then be left with blue balls.
>>90192986My aggression is against you Xena I hate you and the retarded quality of your posts since you started posting here 2 weeks ago. get better or get lost
>>90192989if you're implying i have the wherewithal and know-how to edit a wiki page, you're wrong m8
>>90193129Do you even realize the fact that there’re more than 2 Russians? What is the fucking up with the quality of my post ? I discuss hockey and do sometimes off top when the thread is almost dead. Fuck you and your hating, sick China refugee. Go hate your mother and get lost, no one likes you here, moron.
>>90193008knightsnot scared m8
>>90192069he thinks losing, is winning
you can keep pretending Im asian, thats just the pot calling the kettle a nigger because the fact of the matter is you russians really are asiatic and can never be trusted. your whack island was even invaded by the japs and you hapas celebrated in hello kitty cosplays with sailor moon buttplugs so don't tell me about race. the only cool thing about russia is how you beat up fags, but you can call me Boris because I'll beat the fuck out of you faggot and then I'll fuck your babushka grandmother another time and have a snack
I find the fact that the last time when Canadians teams win the cup was 93 pretty strange. Considering that the teams playing since the founding of nhl are one of the worst now. Why is that?
>>90192848>commit 52% of crimes.GET CONVICTED 52% more than whitesftfy
>>90192883hahahaha, we should do more of this
Grease stop associating yourself with us
>>90192883>In January 2015, Gaudreau filed a trademark application for the nickname 'Johnny Hockey' in both Canada and the US because he was concerned people would abuse his nickname for their own marketing gain.wow, this is real however
>>90193349who is "you"? I was making fun of the autism of the european-canadian
>>90193008>Caps>Not in the least because I know how this story ends
JOÃO FROM PORTO*clap clap clapclapclap*JOÃO FROM PORTO*clap clap clapclapclap*JOÃO FROM PORTO*clap clap clapclapclap*
>hire prostitute for $100>tell her to completely degrade me>she hands me a Monahan jersey and a flames playoff tickets
>>90193008>wild>scared we're doing the same old shit and bouncing first round at worst and at best picking 10th
I was expecting some hatred now that we are elitebest flames team since 1989. guess what else happened in 89? stay terrified
>>90193008sherksscared status: 2 beers
Which game are >we watching m8s?
>>90193428Theo “Molested” Fleury won the cup as a rookie and that team never got out of the first round afterwards
>this is a 10 in Canada
>>90193493When are you going to HEEM Stavros with a mighty uppercut?
>>90193531I dont fight hobos
>>90193467B I N GING
>>90193568I can even bet you are poorer than me
Think I might buy tanning bed for basement so not only will be the best jets fan and best looking, I'll be even more look good in winter
>>90191777>>90191777not enough syrup?>>90191999>>90191999damn..>>90193222>>90193222MY NIPPLES LOOK LIKE MILK DUDSGood Morning Los Bastardos...
I have a funny joke, here's how it starts: two low iq ethnics walk into a hockey thread
Is Stavros v Joao the best rivalry in the league right now?
>>90193608No, I am sure
>>90193452Theo Fleury was 5 foot 6now tell me again how a manlet player can't win a cup
>>90193645Other than lebron durant yes
>>90193672He played taller due to the stick up his ass
>>90193672Too bad he wouldn’t be allowed to post here by holy decree
>>90193637are they russians? because thats no joke
>>90193660>complains about his laptop being shit>is rich>doesnt buy a new oneLike I said, try again.
>>90193637how can you even walk into an online thread, think a little you dumbass>>90193653oh look, Joao eager to appease his fuckers
>>90193600Gas yourself faggot
>>90193699>laptophipster, I have a desktopyes, I can't afford to buy a new computer right nowwhat I said still stands
>>90193708That's what I was hoping to hear. Now spit on me and use me like an ashtray babe
Grease is a nigger loving faggotLiterally Portugal's bitch
>>90193705Learn to take a fuckin joke. It's a joke, not a dick, faggot.
>>90193731Choke on a dick and die
In my village we all share one computer t. Stavros from the isle of lesbos
>>90193467>one line team with a collapsible tendienot even surprising
>>90193728I have both, my dude. Working perfectly well.
based new jersey
>>90193735you are everyone's bitch, thinking that your flag in an online japanese cartoon forum makes you stronger, when it just exposes your failure at an existance>>90193741>we can get along, if you leave /pol/ to /pol/>proceeds to insult you and curse you>wahhhh, greece has gone mad
This one's for you bud
>>90193765strange, that's exactly what your mom told me when I asked her if she was a transexual woman
Do ewe guise prefer White Debbies or Black Debbies??
>>90193783Lick my balls you broke ass nigger
>>90193807that was YOU, you absolute idiot. You are even doing it now!
Actually, all devils fans are black. Because even the people that live in New Jersey for are colored (Italians)
>>90193813Fuck off you virgin loser
fell asleep after the first period last night when >mis patos were up 3-0 and just woke up. are we dare i say it, back?
>>90193813>mom jokesSo not only grease is a nigger loving faggot, but he's also underaged...
>>90193852sprong ended up getting a hattrick
>Marco... that was Portugese....... .... ..... ....... ....Huh?!!
>>90190940comfy is just a code word for boring desu
shall be supporting poortugal in this war for the ages
>>90193891after all the support I gave you guys during the wjc?
>>90193891Haha grease BTFO
>>90193908>>90193908This made me laugh harder than anything I saw all last year...Sorry, Grecian...>maybe I'm high, lemme check
Based Sealab poster keeping the quality of /hoc/ above /cric/
>>90193957it wasn't funny at all you sealab reddit faggot DUDEWEED queer
>>90193982Neck yourself you humorless fuck
>that time greece won yuro over moortugalwew never forgetti
>>90194014I was in Germany when that happened, dirty Greek fucks driving drunk all over the place
>>90193957Except it wasn't funny. Are you retarded?
>>90185057It's really nothing special. Chara is like 7 ft+ on skates, all of his weight is over the boards at the benches, so that's the easiest part of the ice to hit him. Nothing there to support his weight.
About to get drunk as fuck
>>90193977we all have an obligation to raise the bar, Sir Smibblie>>90194005there's no need for that sort of violent intent Canada is mad for the same reason America is mad, and that's the same reason Greece is mad at Proto Gaul>Finland, those bastards =Dit's the damn Juniors... thing is I'm over it, so I don't know what more to say... You all need a vent.. try golf or cutting>>90194056We heard and decided we didn't care enough to comment.. You're not funny either, it seems
>>90185211I thought they were like 8 year olds til I saw the title. That shot is literally male peewee tier.
>>90194056Stop white knighting grease loser
>>90194095yes anon, professional women are literally on par with 12 year olds
Are there any Oregonfags here?
all refs should just hang. all of them in every sport ever.scum.at least they get paid, tho
Final solution to the Finnish question when?
Chia Thoughts:What if I trade another good player, not named McDavid, for a worse player so I can free up some cap space to sign another overpaid over the hill free agent.
>>90194200Welcome, Right-Side Up Indonesia
>2 early games>both on at same timeStupid Gary.
>>90194213Delightfully devilish, Peter
>>90194258>one on the NHL app>the other on the espn + appI'm so clever
>>90194093>Proto Gaulhmmm...that's a fucking strong hypothesis there friend. Have you ever thought of taking up linguistics?On another note, only the brit rape babies would have the audacity to charge black people with hate crimes, proving how racist the u.s. system is.That "victim" probably was mocking the black students of the campus mercilessly for a week before shit hit the fan. Imagine what he must have been saying and doing to get that reaction from them. He must have been a 4chan poster.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDfI5RZEoHg
>>90194258Neither of them is worth watching
is seattle going to be a onions team?
>>90194305Seattle here, you better fucking believe it. >We are going to be so fucking unbearable, so prepare yourself.
>>90194289>>90194289>Have you ever thought of taking up linguistics?Grecian, I have an unspecified military background>so, Perhaps...
>>90194325based. I live nowhere near the PNW but you best believe I'm becoming a Seattle fan just for the salt
i have a very important post lined up for the next thread. finish this one up quick lads
>>90194333please don't be nothing more than a volunteer army man, I can only get as far up as "veteran". Anything beyond that, I can't handle, I like you dude, please don't be in the "intelligence" community.
So what should their name be?
>>90194291I have a soft spot for Flyers and Devils; like watching two retarded children fight over the scraps of their better metro division rivals.
>>90194407Sockeyes, Kraken, or Totems would be based
one thing's for sure, grease isn't in the intelligence community
>>90194392>Military Intelligenceno such animal exists >I worked in explosives, but my background wasn't entirely funded by the DoDit's to strange to explain, so don't ask
>>90194444>>90194444we have today drawing winner>>90194444>>90194444Enjoy (You)r Christmas Ham>>90194444>>90194444
>>90194487how is it soi? it's a cool name.
>>90194531It's bing bing soirado tier which means it's perfect for Seattle
>Krakenif this wasn't online;>>90194531=/You ridiculous clown shoe
>>90194488strange? I am not mentally handicapped. Just say forbidden/classified.I can assume many things.
>>90194444Quads confirms it
>>90194578can you assume a policy of silence?>cause, I'm not saying I had to do that.. but if I did...
>bullying greaseI hope you guys don't do this
Anyone watching flyers devils?
>>90194444everything points to the contraryI'm also a member of the "fuck shittalkers up" community
instead of krakenseattle tentacles
>>90194658yes, and based NJ will win
>>90194705>ooh, sempaino, Hiro
>>90194685>>90194734Should I livebet the flyers anon
Sleepy islanders game today
>SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARSNico so smooth
hey I heard there was a greasy fucker who needed his clock cleaned
What a fucking save by lehner
>>90194777ITs 2-0 im gonna pass, already took flyers pregame
>>90194776shut the fuck upSCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>90194776Their announcer is horrible.
>>90194879Cangi is based.
>>90194877find another team to support gr**ce
>>90194841>>90194948>just horrible enough to peak my interestmore please
>>90194531RELEASE THE KRAKEN :DDDDDDDDD*unzips dick*
Imagine being a rags fan
this islels/>rags game is kinda low energy tee bee aitch
>>90194066so why doesnt it happen every other game
>rags powerplayAbsolute disgrace
anybody mind if i drop a cheeky >rags in this thread
wtf that was horrible defending
can someone make some more >rags Why.jpeg>they're so funny
>>90195032>msg>greatest stadiumStopped reading right there
>>90195162i stopped at the first line
>>90195162It's irony. A devils fan typed that
>>90195062kek, that's the funniest sports name ever. Who is he?
I think the trouble with the Devils is that they are inconsistent in the game. They lose concentration.
oh and by the way, Hischier is terrible at faceoffs too
Who got snow last night?Was it as bad as the news said it would be?
>>90184755how the fuck does he do that
>rags 5 on 3, zero shots>islels 5 on 3, one shotthe absolute state of NY hockey
>>90195354Still got a shot
>>90192119>William Karlsson (15)