>NEWSI've been trying to keep this quiet until I made my final bets but sadly to say, the Bears are going to win the division this year and possibly the Superb Owl.Fields is entering year 3 where things often click for QBs. His WRs are upgraded with the tandem of DJ Moore and Mooney being better than most can ask for. The WR they drafted is a legit deep threat that they can rotate out with a true X in Claypool depending on the situation. Most importantly they landed the best Tackle in the draft who will solidify the right side of the line, but possibly play all around it wherever necessary.The Bears are going to score points, that much is known, they put up points with an actual garbage Offense last year but just couldn't overcome the defense. Thankfully, they've made several key additions. They have objectively the best and deepest LB room in the league, which doesn't mean as much as it used to but in Flus' system LBs are largely impactful. They triple tapped at DT in the draft which is the engine of this scheme and will be able to create a constant wave of consistent play each game with the depth that was already there. It's not much but it's enough to take pressure off the honestly great secondary which was the only bright spot on defense last year.Most importantly it's enough to make sure the Bears will actually be able to close out games this year. With Rodgers gone the division is basically ours, and with the NFC being so garbage the Conference should belong to us as well. Sorry Lions fans but Goff has zero DAWG in him unlike Fields. TFWDBWDSO
>>132115859pic related >tfw too sexy for /sp/
I am ready
>be tranny >nfc north Every time
>>132115942How good is Love actually?
Patty Cucktino
Wions desu
I wish I was a woman
>>132115996AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>>132115966he's goated with the sauce
>>132115957Ok come on trannies are definitely NFC west territory
>>132115966no one actually knows, but if he's like other packers QBs he'll win an owl then be on the jets in 15 years
>>132115859Mexican leagues semifinal in 10 minutes >>132115934
>>132115859My Steelers (:
>>132116023I just raped your reply
What will the hot fresh new cope bee when Mahomes wins more owls without Reid than with him?
Will Mahomes ever have a game winning drive where he's forced to throw into tight windows?
>>132116068Will you ever stop seething at the Greatest QB to ever play?the answer seems to be no
Mahomes is Tran and so are th bears. Imagine replying
>>132116068
Where will deandre hopkins go?My top 3 destinations are >KC >jets>Baltimore
>>132116084Brady doesn't make me seethe at all though.
>Muttfags unironically can't come up with a single drive with several contested catches in his careerNot one? I thought he was supposed to be the greatest ever? What gives? Of course he can't be a Reid/Hill/Kelce babby... right muttbros?
>>132116095Will he play for like 6 milly a year?
>>132116101Brady is the luckiest of all time.Mahomes is the Greatest of all time.
>>132116112Probablydude already made his bag
DJ Moore isn’t going to put up more than 800 yards and 4 TDs playing in Chicago with Justin Fields. A more realistic line would be 550 yards and 2 TDs. Not a bad player but not a true star receiver. And nowhere near good enough to overcome playing in Chicago and playing with Justin Fields.
>>132116068https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZBUmm3KvZMThis took about 3 seconds of research.
>Brady's just luck-ACK
What if record low testosterone and record high trannyism is related? Do you think lower test levels could impact the NFL's popularity?
>>132116129most literate kansas city fan
>>132116095I doubt KC would pay for a top WR when they just won an owl with bum WRs. The Ravens already got their high priced WR and got a good one in the draft so I don't think they need him. Jets maybe.
the only sports fraud bigger than Tom "deflated balls" Brady is pissi
>>132116104>Throws to open receiver>nobody open? Scramble until someone gets open>Nobody still open? Rush for a free 1st down + some because they didn't bother sending anybody after MahomesIt really isn't this hard. Mahomes during his career extends plays until someone gets open. If nobody does he scrambles for an easy 1st down with no defenders to contest him.It happens time and time again, because Patrick Mahomes is the greatest QB to ever play the game. He manipulates the game consistently for favorable outcomes on a level no other QB in NFL history has done before.I'm sure I could find a drive where he throws multiple contested catches, but why would he throw a catch that gives a greater chance at a negative outcome when he can just manipulate the game to a more favorable outcome?Contested thrrows as a last ditch effort QBs shouldn't have to make on the regular if you have the ability not to do it.
>>132116156You do realize Mahomes calls Brady the greatest ever, right?
>>132116154>i don't know why chiefs would go after a top wrsame reason new England went after moss
>>132116129Obviously all schemed and DJ Shockley could do it
>>132116169didnt say anything about mahomes
>>132116180100% scheme bro
>>132116165The opening drive of the chiefs/Jacksonville playoff game is the best drive I've ever seen mahomes lead and one of the best drives of all time
>>132116202Fair, just making sure you know.
>>132116213Mahomes in 2022 is the best he ever played, and he had no true WR1.It's wild he's still becoming a better QB every year.
>>132115996This
If I have youtube TV can I still watch the games on ESPN, FOX, CBS, etc.? I usually just pirate redzone anyway, so does this really affect me? I'll still get the weekday games?
DJ Moore is mid anyway
>>132116234>he had no true WR1We all know Kelce is the Chiefs WR1
>>132116252I know people like to meme this a lot, but a real WR1 should play outside, and Kelce is primarily an inside target.Yeah Kelce is amongst the top WRs in terms of production with TDs, and yards, but he still primarily plays the part of a tight end on the inside.
>>132116272When people say Kelce is their WR1, they mean he's their primary receiver, regardless of where he's playing.
>>132116165>It really isn't this hard. Mahomes during his career extends plays until someone gets open. If nobody does he scrambles for an easy 1st down with no defenders to contest him.Yes, which is exactly what I said. He throws to wide open receivers and has low degree of difficulty throws. Thank you for agreeing with me.
The Mutt is supremely overrated
>>132116139well it's lower test by being hop dance and prance over gladiator games and mental toughness so it's moving in lockstep with it
>>132116290>He throws to wide open receivers and has low degree of difficulty throws.That's bullshit.No, the difficulty of throws he makes on average is harder than any throws Brady had to make in his pocket during the entirety of Brady's career.Mahomes sideways throw in the Super Bowl is still better than anything Brady threw in his entire fucking career, and took more technical skill and ability than Brady has in his fucking body.
>>132116272>but a real WR1 should play outsideThis isn't even close to being true lol
>muh arm anglesNo one cares, Junji. Go back Tiktok
>>132116308But it is. Slot receivers aren't WR1s. Look at the top 10 list for WRs, these are flashy highlight guys who all pretty much predominantly play the outside.
>>132116306>running around until a receiver gets wide open is really hard, for real!!!oh and you brought up a fucking incompletion LMAOOOOOOOO
>>132116308he means the traditional big WR1s like AJ Brown and DK Metcalf.
>>132116326It's the angles he has to make the throws at, how his arm bends, etc.>brought up a completiona reception takes 2, Mahomes threw the ball right into his facemask/bread basket. You have to catch that.That's the textbook definition of a perfect throw ruined by a receiver.You're a delusional fucking ape. 0 IQ.
>>132116122That's good enough to take attention away from Mooney so thats fine.
I have never in all my life, seen a more pathetic fanbase. Bringing up an INCOMPLETION from years ago in a blow out embarrassing championship loss. Not even Bronsexuals stoop this low, holy shit lol.
>>132116122Moore is truly a question mark. No one knows how good he really is. He's never had a QB. And now he's moving onto a guy who no one knows if he can even throw the ball for real. What a weird predicament.
Yes, it's literally more impressive of a throw than Brady has thrown in his entire career. It's still talked about to this day because of how impressive of a throw it is, because of how insanely difficult it is to make a throw like that accurate, and mentioned so by just about every QB to ever play this game, but keep on being delusional.Who is the reigning champions of the NFL? What active QB has the most rings in the NFL? What active QB has the most SB MVPs?Chiefs. Patrick Mahomes.It's that fucking simple.
You mean the incompletion, right?
>A FUCKING INCOMPLETION
>>132116435>>132116421Yes. I do mean the incompletion.You, yes I'm talking about (You)r fat ass could never, in your fucking life, even get close to throwing something that accurate in that situation.It's the most impressive throw made by an NFL QB in the history of the sport. Bar None. In fact It was probably only ever fucking dropped by the sheer inability of Damien William to process the fact Patrick Mahomes actually threw an accurate ball to him, as it hit him in the fucking face.
>that incompletion in a blowout loss in the superbowl is better than any throw in Brady's careeryeah nah, muttfags win. i have never in my life seen dickriding of this magnitude. unthinkable.
Rookie grades determined by past performance at same position and college grade.Without Hopkins, Cardinals offense drops to 27th. Decided to hold off on updating pic to see if he gets signed pretty quickly.
>>132116463Technically speaking, skill wise, yes that throw is more impressive than anything Brady did in his career. Damien William not catching it doesn't mean it wasn't spot on where it should've went, while he was literally fucking sideways.Try as you may, you could never-, ever fucking link a single highlight of Brady making a throw more impressive.
Eli fucking Manning has multiple Super Bowl throws that are better than any of Mahomes'.
you win, I kneel. i can't possibly debate such mental illness away. that incompletion was the greatest throw* in history. you're right.
>>132116508>Average pats fan coping about 18-1 still to this daykek
>>132116542wat
this is the greatest throw in not just super bowl but nfl history and the qb is half retardedhttps://youtu.be/_cXqbqMgNoE
Brett Favre is the spiritual GOAT of QB's. No cheating scandals, no faggot brothers, none of that. Just slung the ball, interceptions be damned, and took every hit like a true champ.
get this bussy
>>132116488It'll be interesting to see how the 49ers use Hargrave. On the Eagles he was in a heavy rotation so was always fresh and was able to get his share of sacks, but the Bosa had the large majority of the sacks and idk if they rotate as much.
>>132116575
>>132116575Favre is pure sovl and I hate the puckers.Also helps that he's incredibly based outside of football too and gives no fucks.
>>132116575>PEDs>sexual predator with a baby dick>literal criminalNot GOAT material imo.
>>132116575Brett Favre wouldn’t make it in todays NFL. He’d be Baker Mayfield tier. Dak is better and he sucks
>>132116605>>PEDSbased>sexual predator with a baby dickgigbased>literal criminalwhite, so also based.
>>132116573It's baffling how Eli could be pedestrian all season, but once he gets into a playoff clutch situation he throws 40 yard dragons.
>>132116600Depends on kinlaw, talk out of otas is kinlaws knee is finally good to go. Its been iffy since they drafted him so if hes 100% they should have a great rotation with armstead kinlaw and hargrave
>>132116251A mid WR would instantly be 10x better than what the Bears had after Mooney went down
>>132116575John Elway is the true GOAT. Big and strong as fuck. Rocket arm. Great athlete. Clvtch.
>>132116711*clutch once he got an Alex Gibbs running game (i.e., the original Shanahan)
>>132116648probably, neither would most qbs now then either. you think goff is making any throws when he folds like a bitch anytime he gets harassed with gay little modern day pressure or doesn't have 8 billion fancy QB camps to go to growing up you're dumb
>>132116711Not a boomer so can someone redpill me on why he couldn't win an Owl until he was carried by TD?
>>132116575>no faggot brothers, this is still the only thing Mahomes haters can cling toits insanely wild kek
>>132116775Wealth gap. Broncos are a small market team, there was no salary cap until '94. Every Super Bowl from '84 to '95 was won by one of 5 large market NFC teams with the deepest pockets. It was impressive that he carried the Broncos to 3 owls in the '80s but they stood no chance, the NFCCG was the owl back then.Also TD was a great talent, but Alex Gibbs's wide zone scheme deserves a ton of the credit.
>>132116775wildly uneven teams back then. the broncos would rape the AFC and then run into a giant in the NFC in the owl and get BTFO'd. Elway carrying that team is honestly a testament to how great he really was. Yes, he didn't win until he got some real help, but him dominating the AFC and getting to so many superbowls without help is nothing short of incredible.
Purdy would have won the owl if the dirty eagles didn't intentionally injure his UCL
>>132117054>Purdy would have won the owl if the dirty eagles didn't intentionally injure his UCLfalse flag and literal faggot
>>132117054The eagles were the best nfl team in history to not win the owl
>cardinals' future qb will be coached by kliff this seasonfunny how the world works sometimes
>>132115859remember when the guy in the pic owned this place?and made his money from this place? and this place was full of child porn?then the new guy bought it...and all the CP vanished immediatelyIT WAS THAT EASY TO STOP THE CPWonder why didn't the first guy stop it?---- Hey, is there a name for a person who makes a living from owning a place that provides child pornography?
I just want Goff's balls in mouth
>>132117229Same but so I ordered some online, just search 10" Ultra Realistic Dildo With Moving Testicles
>>132117229Straightest Lions fan
>>132117065>>132117109Triggered insecurity. Is that because the Super Bowl loss cemented them as frauds?
>>132117229Goff's balls fan btw
>Joey r/politics
berds
>Joey Buckets
my vikenigs :(
>Joey Norings
>>132117910>high hopesAfter 50+ years of disappointment, you'd think the Vikings wouldn't have hope anymore.
>Joey ACL
>>132117982The Vikings are a perplexing team because they're actually a consistently good/competitive team but have never managed to reach the big one.
>>132117145No? What boards are you on?
>>132116095>BaltimoreWho would we even cut at this point lmao, that WR room would be absolutely stacked and OBJ would be WR4
>>132115942This is embarrassing cope
>>132118110>jags higher than the lions and jest>toxins higher than falcons and cards
>>132118110They've reached it, they've just never won.
>>132118110>VikingsHoly Kek what a kwab
>>132118110J-U-S-TJUSTJUSTJUST
fucking underprivileged teens (read: brown, every last one except the leader, whos some kind of asian for some reason) are trying to challenge my son to a “skateboard off” to try to save their “rec center”, which was the most wretched shanty ever constructed by human hands even when it was new, ive seen their pictures. kids, this is not how real estate development works. i bought the land, the bulldozers will roll in the afternoon after your little 80’s teen movie plot ends regardless of if my son fucks it up (which he will, he takes after his mother). but once you get a bit older please and depending on your sex, feel free to either patronize or apply for employment at the porno theater/ arcade ill be erecting there. i found a polybius machineanyway go shitans
My kangz won the 1969 NFL championship, chudcels
Why didn't Snyder spill the dirt on the other owners?
>>132118204Unrealistic, titans fans don't exist
>>132118268He did leak a few things I think, like that pic of Jerry Jones. Snyder is (or was) under investigation by the DOJ, so that could have scared him off, or he could leak more stuff later.
>>132118204You should challenge them to a contrived competition, if you win they fuck off but if they win you'll pay to repair their rec center. What could go wrong? Sounds like an easy win and no chance of any tax cheating or corrupt deal with the mayor for the land being exposed.
Everyone excited that Jon Gruden is back?
Who even is the Saints' head coach
>>132118492this man knows his local level politicking
>>132118550
>>132118558Most knowledgeable /nfl/ poster.
>>132118550IT'S NOT FAIRWHY ISN'T HE AND CARR HEREFUCK MCDANIELS
>>132118701Carr is on the downside of mid anyway, at least the bandaid is ripped off and once Garoppolo inevitably gets injured you can tank for a rookie QB.
>>132118558Bitch Nigger McFagTits
>>132118720I DON'T WANNA TANKSOULLESS TEAMS TANK
>>132118742I guess every team is soulless then.
>>132118558Sean Payton
>>1321187492nd most knowledgeable /nfl/ poster
>>132118746May as well rip that bandaid offYes
>>132116395He's not a question mark, he's a true #1 receiver who catches almost anything thrown near him. Casuals look at the stats and see the lack of touchdowns, but that's because the panthers preferred to run the ball for a touchdown in the red zone on top of their qbs being shit. That said, it will continue with Fields as his qb.
>>132118558Some bum who got left behind in London the last time he coached a team
>>132119039Fields will just stand there drooling like a retard until you give him some overwhelming advantage resembling college like what Gang Signs had with Hill and Waddle until defenses learned to jam and get confrontational with them
>>132116937His wife fucks other men
>>132119172That's incredibly based tho.
yeah i just ubered a taco bell munchie box you mad?
>wake up hungover>Josh McDaniels is still your headcoach>chiefs might get HopkinsWhy shouldn’t I kms today?
>>132119443The Chiefs have the least cap space in the League right now and Hopkins will probably be looking for $20-25m/year, how would they make that work?
>>132119486If he wanted money, he would’ve stayed with the cards
>>132119498$20-25m is less than what he made per year in Arizona.
So if a team was ranked 15/32 before the season started but picked to win anyway, would that team be a dark horse?
>>132119754Seed wise yes, but not much
>>132119764I feel like the lions hype is entirely specific to this general. Not that I endorse PFF, but their power rankings were the most recent and put the lions at 15, below the Vikings, below the Giants
>>132119039He can’t get open and disappears on 3rd down and in the red zone. People make excuses for him but he’s not a real threat.
>>132119812lions will come out of the gate slow again because their coaching is meathead shit. i will be auto-betting against their defense every week until proven otherwise as long as this dude is DC. too many recognizable former players on the coaching staff. roster is good enough to win the SB with good coaching though
>>132119967If Campbell and Branch play reasonably well their defense will be better than last year. And if Jameson Williams is ever able to play a major role on offense he will be a cheat code.
>>132120070it will be good at some point, by about week 10 after the bozos on the sideline have figured it out would be my guess. if anything their roster is undersold
watch friday night lights
Eli Manning is the goat
>>132121336>prevented 19-0 and did it a second time for lulz/sp/'s greatest hero
There was nothing wrong with the Bears receivers, Fields is just shit.
_____ Cucktini
>>132123748olusegun
>>132119039I think Getsy can get a lot out of here. I like Mooney, but Claypool is the true question mark of their receivers. I think he's washed and a wasted 33rd pick
>>132119498They didn't want him anon
Fun fact: Patrick Mahomes has won the same number of playoff games as Aaron Rodgers.
>>1321158591. Jets (L, 0-1)2. Raiders (W, 1-1)3. Commanders (L, 1-2)4. Dolphins (L, 1-3)5. Jaguars (L, 1-4)6. Giants (L, 1-5)7. Patriots (W, 2-5)8. Buccaneers (W, 3-5)9. Bengals (L, 3-6)10. Broncos (L, 3-7)11. Jets (L, 3-8)12. Eagles (L, 3-9)14. Chiefs (L, 3-10)15. Cowboys (L, 3-11)16. Chargers (L, 3-12)17. Patriots (L, 3-13)18. Dolphins (L, 3-14)
>>132120823I was really hard on Glenn at first too but he's won me over. The defense played above their means towards the end of the season and forced a lot of turnovers. It's not Glenn's fault he had no talent on the secondary. He also started to adapt more outside of the Panthers game where it looks like the players just quit because of the field conditions. I respect your opinion though cause I was of the same opinion early on last year.
>>132118175>absolutely stackedWith washed talent and old has-beens maybe. No seriously thinks of OBJ or Hopkins as anything other than fraud ring chasers at this point. You're basically doing what the Titans did with Julio Jones two years ago. Plus your QB still can't throw beyond 5 yards without being wildly inaccurate so it doesn't matter who you get lmao the fact he even made a comment about 7k yards just emphasizes how fucking stupid and lacking self-awareness he is.
>>132127725>players quit because of cold hard groundStop the cope.
>>132127923Chiefs made JuJu a WR1 I'm sure in Andy Reids system that dhop would have a 1k season.
>>132128736Yes but that begs the question why take bigger cap hits from mahomes in future years to pay dhop this year when mahomes doesn't need him
>>132128880Wouldn't need to. The way to pay dhop is to extend Chris Jones and Chris Jones is the cornerstone of the defense and is definitely getting another contract with KC anyways. Just a matter of time. Veach gets Chris Jones extended and that'd free room up for dhop this year without touching Mahomes contract.
Today is Daniel Jones' birthday. Say something nice!
>>132129382Yes but then you're moving chris Jones big cap hits into future years which is ultimately the same effect. It doesnt really matter who they move the money from when it's the same amount of money they have to move around either way.
I don't care who wins the AFC as long as it's not the Bills. Let the mutt and Chiefs win the next 10 fucking Owls straight, just make sure they lose. I want to see Josh Allen suffer.
>Lifelong fan of 5 years or something
>>132124000>>132123748jej
>I don't care who wins the AFC as long as it's not the Bills. Let the mutt and Chiefs win the next 10 fucking Owls straight, just make sure they lose. I want to see Josh Allen suffer.
>>132130118Yes, I'm seething. I don't care. I'd rather have the Cowboys and Eagles win every Owl for the rest of my days than see them make it to the conference championship. My hatred transcends football.
>>132129674Yeah but dhop isn't a long term play. Maybe another team will give him a contract that pays well for multiple years but dhop really seems interested in ring chasing and all the big names really don't have the space to do that either. Chris Jones deal is one thats getting done and he'll get the money irregardless. If you can get it done now and move the money to sign dhop for a 1 year ring chasing deal then that's pretty much how the Chiefs do it.
>>132130721Okay Jill Kelly, we all know Jim beat you to a pulp multiple times but it's unhealthy to channel that anger at the Bills.
>>132132030Just depends how much he wants. If its less than 10m its worth it. If its closer to 20 its probably not
g bros its over
The league is fucked.
We are now officially closer to the start of the 2023 season than last years super bowlAnnouncementThe super bowl was 104 days ago (February 12th)The kickoff game is in 103 days (September 7th)
>>132134226Aw yeah
>>132133923 week 1 concussion incoming
>>132136130Concuss this bussy
>>132136180bussin this bussy with the boys
>>132118110Hence the Vicucks moniker.
>>132116095Hopkins already had to deal with Kyler, he isn't going to a team with another bum QB like Baltimore.
>>132118175>stacked WR roomWhere did this meme come from? A couple unproven draft picks, one of them a midget, one trick pony Duvernay, and washed OBJ. That's a sad group.
>>132126661Fun fact: Baker Mayfield on the Browns has the same number of playoff wins as Lameme Sackson.
mfw thinking about how much better the Wions secondary will be this season
>>132136668>mfw lions win the owl in the 2023-2024 NFL Season
I am publicly advising to you that it is not a good idea to eat an entire block of cheese in one sitting. Very painful.
The only reason I still come to /nfl/ is for bussy poster.
>>132136770We are definitely gonna send it, win or lose
>>132118550yes.
>[PFT] Andy Reid: Fullbacks have been eased out of the NFL, Chiefs won't have one this year.Damn, end of an era when even Andy Reid won't have a fullback.
>>132116095
>>132137148Makes sense considering you're a faggot
>>132116179Pats hadn't been to the SB in 2 years when they made the trade for Moss.
>>132138156My body count (with females) is probably more than every poster here combined, not even tryna flex, just reality.
>>132138551
>>132138551That's not a good thing tho
>>132138551I mean, if it is I wouldn't doubt you, but it's nothing to be jealous of.People on islands fuck. Like a lot. They're constantly fucking. Just about all the time. You eventually do and see everything you can on the island, and so you just fuck.this is a well known fact.
>>132138619Yeah, most of them were with like 5/10 middle age American/Canadian/European tourist on a drunk night. Nothing to be proud about or brag about.
>>132115996That's almost as funny as people that suggest the bears will be good this year. Hahaha.
>>132138699Being able to bag a different girl every night isn't impressive to me. Getting one to stay is. But that's cuz I can do one but not the other
>>132116067I don't think anyone is suggesting that Reid is the one getting the narrative right now. If anything they will probably give them more refball when Reid leaves. It's already reaching wrestling levels and people know it's going on and we're still watching because the league has a lot of close games.
>>132138615KWAB
>>132116067Douggy P could win five in a row
>>132138802You can't get em to stay? Why ya think? They want to stay with me and I run. Not being any way about any of this. Just straight forward. Ive fucked up a bunch really good situations and I think if Ive done that I'm not gonna stay in this one.
>>132138670Yeah basically, I have sex with Bahamian EbonyThroatQueens too. I'm just here to shitpost. I'm high rn as well. I love shitposting while high and I love american football and the Dolphins since a kid and that stuck with me to adulthood, pokemon too.>>132138802I agree, I never approach girls, i'm a bit semi-introverted, but when I go out women gravitate towards me and wanna fuck me so I just fuck them. Only brought it up because this schizo keeps screencapping everything that is said under my flag here and tries to flame me with "gotcha" momment. It's kinda cringe, even posting on other non-football threads on /sp/ this same stalker loser always comes and says "pooa" etc...
>not tryna brag but I'm a cool nigga when I ain't shitposting
>>132139111I'm attractive but on the spectrum literally. It's very cool.
>>132139221Well I like you, bahamanon
>>132138615OH NO NO NO
>>132139386Look man, it's just island life. An ugly motherfucker could still get laid by a bunch of women, both local/tourists as long as they aren't a complete slob.I've known many people that are islanders, and it's just part of the culture. The people coming in as tourists are there on vacation to let loose and party, the people who live there are stuck on an island their entire life for the most part, surrounding by blue water. You see and do everything on the island, and eventually you just start fucking.Why do you think Hawaiians were culturally sex maniacs when the British first met them.
>there's nothing to do here so we fuck everything that movessounds like buffalo
>>132139386You stay on 4chan 24/7 bro, like get a life. Probably the highlight of your shut-in lifestyle is in the event that I actually come here every now and then so you can post cringy screencaps that have beem spammed over hundreds of times. >>132139533You're cool too Anon.
>>132139487So is it sort of like an OCD you have that pushes people away or what?
>>132139686Does buffalo not have a lot of outdoors things to do? I've been to upstate NY and there was a lot of fun stuff to do for people that are ok with being outside.
>>132139896Oh I'm not the delusional Aussie I actually go out and do shit but nice try
>>132138156such a good image
>>13214001910 feet of snow 9 months a year isn’t fun. There’s a reason that everyone Il there has a “man cave” where they just fucking hibernate for most of the snow season. You can only ride snowmobiles so often, or snow shoe hike in arctic temps before it loses its luster.I fucking hate upstate New York and most of Canada.
>>132140019From my extended family in Niagara Falls, my understanding is everything is permafrost and there's nothing to do but eat and drink beer
>>132139896Stfu Grank Makai
>>132140194My experience was the finger lakes and in summer so probably the best of times for those areas.
>Former Dolphins LB suffers partially torn Achilles, placed on season-ending IR
I'm thinking 10-7 for my Vikes :)
The bears will go 3-14
>>132140634You didn't specify which is wins and losses, 10 loss season confirmed>>132140882You didn't specify which is wins and losses, 3 loss season confirmed
>>132140960Those are defensive schemes not records
What I like is a player who doesn't try very hard. A real Jalen Carter type.
>>132141805Better days man. Better days.
Belichick.... ohno.... he's fallen off....
>>132141962What's the all-time 'unbothered by football' offense?Le'veon BellJulio Jones Cutler
>>132142125Damn why is McDermott so low
>>132142125Look at all those stupid poverty franchises with their shit coaches
>>132142125Ross Tucker and Brian Daboll fucking confirmed
>>132142125Belicheat and Tomlin are way too high here
>>132115859I didn't expect to miss moot today..
>>132142125>shiritanni above Shannyimmediately discarded into the trash
>>132142929he's a pussy
Lions ILB Jack Campbell as a DE
>>132143733>No benchNgmi...
>>132139221If you weren't such an obnoxious NPC constantly talking about Tua and bringing up the same few talking points no one would bother you. You're worse than the tripfags. Fuck off.
Ray Lewis died.
>>132142125>Belichickintentionally sabotaged his QB. intentionally ignores his offense. archaic approach to football. still an incredible defensive mind and the best coach of all time so sure. living off of his past though.>SirianniFucking lol. Mediocre coach propped up by a great team. >Shannytoo low. I'd probably put him number 2 even if he's a choker. the stuff he does with backup QBs is nothing short of incredible>McVaywildly overrated but ok>Carrollfar too low. how is he under Daboll ffs>LaFleurlmao oh how the mighty have fallen>McDermottWhy so low? Kinda crazy.This list screams prisoner of the moment. Basically, ranked how the teams finished last season and sprinkled in some obvious picks (Beli/Payton/Tomlin)
OH SHIT HE DID
>>132140634Which mid qb will get bounced in their inevitable wildcard round matchup: Dick Poopscoot or Kurt Cucksins?
>>132142125Pete is way too low and Staley should be below even those retarded NPC looking guys at the bottom. Bowles should be down there with him.
A rookie WR who only played 12 games last year with a worse QB has more TDs than Darnell Mooney combined for in 2021-22
>>132144801The Commies are gonna be this year's dark horse if Howell has it in him
>>132142125Pederson and vrabel are way too lowBelishart is a bottom ten coach
Oh shit, my phone died
>>132144801>worst QBwho's gonna tell him
>>132144155>Raymond Anthony Lewis Jr. (born May 15, 1975) was an American former professional football player [...]
>>132142125
>Anon, you know so much about football
>>132142125this is legitimately retarded
>“At about 11 a.m. ET on Thursday (May 25, 2023), our beloved footballer Ray Lewis passed away from anal hemorrhaging. Ray Lewis was born on May 15, 1975 in Bartow. He will be missed but not forgotten. Please show your sympathy and condolences by commenting on and liking this page.”
>>132145144No I don't, I just play alotta Madden
>>132145144Do you have any friends that are about 20 years younger........
>>132145144Y-yes
>>132140194that's because they're flatland cucks. when there's mountains and wildlife beyond a raccoon rummaging through your trash and there isn't 35 mph winds accompanying its a lot better
>>132145171kek what an ugly bitch
>>132145144I'm gay
>>132145270Chiefs fan spotted
>>132142125Ross Tucker CTE confirmed
>>132142125>Staley is a better head coach than McCarthy or McDermottLmao jesus christ
>>132145144>like 40>no kidsYikes
>>132142125Clotsfag here, Steichen has never coached a game but I'm pretty sure he should be at least 26. No way he's worse than fucking Eberflus or Bowles
Ah fuck, abandon thread
>>132145998Nobody in /nfl/ rates Lameme
>>132146056I do, poorly
lmao kiwi got banned fast as fuckyou're cooked m8y
What would they want for cousins, two firsts?
>>132145998PAY BOTH OF THESE MEN!!!
>there are bitches here who don’t think DEM BOYZ are winning it all next year
I bet the gayvens feel stupid for going for obj now kek
>>132146794das rite count doz rangz we comon 4 dat 666WEDEMSOYS
>>132146794poorcucks living conditions really are something
>PHILADELPHIA—Saying they were considering trading up on draft day in order to select the Georgia Bulldogs defensive tackle, Eagles officials told reporters Tuesday they were impressed with Jalen Carter’s reckless disregard for life. “Jalen has shown that even at a young age, he doesn’t have respect for the lives of others, and in our minds, that makes him obvious Philadelphia Eagles material,” said Eagles general manager Howie Roseman, adding that Carter really shot up the team’s draft board after his involvement in a January street-racing crash that left a teammate and a Bulldogs staff member dead. “Jalen is a preternaturally gifted reckless driver. That’s the kind of skill set that will fit right in with a team led by Coach Sirianni and with the Philadelphia Eagles philosophy. Having a player who is willing to engage in dangerous behavior that leads to deaths and then to immediately leave the scene of the accident is the kind of energy we need on our defensive line.” Eagles officials told reporters that although they liked Carter, they needed to do some further investigation into his background, seeing it as a red flag that he had never been arrested for mistreating a woman.
Didn't read
>>132147013Hilldawg be like 'where tf am I?'
>>132147042lel
More like can't read lol
>>132147775I'm not Fields, I can read
>Patty Cuckitini
>>132148592mahomesisters... our response?
>>132148592Do you think Patty preps the Bull?
>yfw da bears win da superb owl
>>132148924He's on the cleanup crew
>>132148570I BEELEEVE I CANS FLY
>>132148592Hey! That’s my OC!
>>132148592Why don't other teams get a bull for their QB wife?
>>132148570Kabuki ass ni*ga
>Josh Allen gets to sleep with these every nightLucky bastard
>>132149694what?her tits?
>>132149694Incredible footpusy on this jewess
>>132149803
>>132149694>thesehis contract gets him women in buckets delivered every night?
sleep with this bussy
>>132145136Was he looking at a ref?
>>132144155Did his man take him out?
he's right you know
>>132145144das rite
>>132150157
>>132120823No. They suck, and there’s no changing that.
>>132150157This is true. Burrow is maybe like the 12th best quarterback in the league, he's just carried by other talent and chokes in the 4th quarter during playoffs which is why he lost the superbowl and AFCCG.
>>132150272Suck this bussy
>chokes in the 4th quarter during playoffs>has the 2nd highest playoff win% in the leaguemake it make sense
>>132151152we need ideas for an updated /nfl/ roster
>>132115859Mexican league semifinal 2 here >>132151368
>>132142125>Putting Belishart, Tomlin, and Payton over SirianniGet those three losers out of the top 5. Sirianni should be second.>"But muh legacy, muh never had a losing season"The upcoming season is the only one that matters.
>>132151182Some players have that intangible clutch factor, and most don't. You could be the most technically proficient player around but if you don't have the intangibles you will always fail when it matters most.
>>132148592LMAO NO FUCKING WAY
friendly reminder
>Here’s your John Madden lookalike actor bro
>>132151320Botes
>>132152354NFL should fine him
>>132152354OMG this is so QUIRKY and EPIC LMAO XD does he like really??? i mean for reals is this real life?????
>>132152354Lol this guy is so shook that tony stole his gf on draft night
>>132150835Oh, Roger. Hahahaha.
Really? No one else? I'm gonna be the one to have to admit it?Okay, fine.I miss the kiwi. There, I said it.
>>132153161
>>132151320dook poopchutepeanut oiljoey [insert website]clueless anti-football pussy (with a goodell blender model (if that's still a thing, haven't watched 4cc in ages))I JUS CAINT/>despite the lossmy reffiesdamar's body double
>>132152520
>>132153754>despite the lossmakes me laugh every time
>Criami
These niggas boting
