Why the FUCK are Carlton so relentlessly shit? They are not making finals this year nor the next? Why even entertain them anymore? TODAY'S SUPER SATURDAY FIXTURE:SAINTERS vs Poorform at Docklands - 1:45pm LELbourne [no Clarry] vs Peemantle at MCG - 2:10pmPoolong vs GIANTS at the Cattery - 4:35pmsusn vs fullwogs at Carrara Stadium - 7:25pmIGGS vs DOSN at Optus Stadium - 7:40pm[all times eastern] thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EOEl0jExVo
How do dabloos break records of mediocrity year after year?
dosn prelim 2023
I would call Carlton flattrack bullies but they can't even beat teams below them on the ladder LMAO
VOSS OUT ALBANESE OUT
alrightyoutube randomly recommended me highlights of a Marn Grook game whatever the fook that isanyway I watched itthat Blakey guy was goodthat's all goodnight
footo tonight
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1685041035962459.webm
>Go for Geelong>Be a Nick Daicos hater>Geelong have the Irish 'Nick Daicos' debuting for them this weekIs that a good or bad thing?
>>132114561why
>>132114561What thread was that in?
>>132114420best irish talent is playing in a few hoursPLEASE
FUKKEN SACK VOSS MALAKA
https://www.theroar.com.au/afl/video/language-please-enjoy-the-best-of-blues-fans-tearing-their-clubs-to-shreds-on-the-3aw-open-line-1279050/?fbclid=IwAR35QEcNSVgPgzOcIlRPIKbKw1IvQfdusryLU2mYOwjRIebtifCFLSHfp_Q
>>132114979It's all fake.Still the best I've ever heard was an old lady calling into SEN around 2007ish. She was crying saying she didn't think she'd see her team, the Richmond Tigers, win a game in the rest of the time she'd be alive.
girlsdoporn is so fucking good
mckay and curnow had 10 shots at goal for 1 goal from fairly easy positionskick half them and they win cant be too hard
>Another caller unloaded: “For gods sake when are they going to wake up, I’m not going next week. My dad isn’t. We haven’t missed a bloody game in years. I got married and the next day I watched Carlton and Essendon, I had to watch that before I went on my honeymoon … that’s what this club means to me. Then they dish that bulls*** up tonight.”>A Carlton fan revealed just how brutal the loss was as it resulted in him smashing his phone out of anger.>“Let me tell you something, I’m at home and I’ve smashed my TV remote, I’ve smashed my phone I’ve smashed a couple of wine glasses and I am showing 10 times more passion than these pea hearts that are out on the field,” he said on SEN.NEED recordings of last night's calls
>>132115000fucking this kekcant believe spastics think characters like mario from doncaster are realtalkback stations live of this shit
>>132115077Never mind >>132114979
>AND then he microwaved his membership XD
>angry bogan spastics don't exist because, they just don't okay, all crisis actors!
>>132113766Why are people claiming AFL 23 is great when it's a pile of shit?
>>132115153I bought AFL 23 for 80 bucks on the first day. I played 3 games over 2 days. The first 2 crashed in the final quarter in the next one I lost because kicking wouldn't work properly. My co-worker INSISTS the patches are fixing the game gradually but I just can't be fucked to check if that's true or not.
is tim watson related to jobe watson
>>132115250No
>>132115192It's not, the game is still bugged and glitched beyond belief. It's coping, I'm seeing a lot of the bootlickers for Big Ant out and about gaslighting.
Good morning. Took my sister's boyfriend's parent's dog for a walk along Tuggerah LakeThe Swans were up and about after last night's victory
>>132115335I am near your location.
>>132115192Look at the recent YouTube uploads, the game is still broken.
>>132115358no ur not ur in america idiot
Good morning alf
>>132115335That's a beautiful photo mate.
>>132115335lgm
>>132115368;)
>>132115335>boyfriend's parent's dogaudible chuckle
>>132115368I DON'T WANT TO BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT*guitar noises*
grim string of posts
"Blocking" free kicks both in ruck and around the ground are the most bullshit of all frees the AFL has invented in the last decade. Used to called a shepherd and just good bodywork and defence. Now you MUST let your opponent have a free run at the ball or run around the ground, can't get in their way or prevent them moving. Fuck off its meant to be a physical contact sport. If your opponent is trying to run somewhere you can't even step in front of him or its a free? Why?Get fucked AFL. Sick of 50% of ruck contests having a whistle blown for a free and NO ONE including the players has any idea which way the free is going because of a supposed "block".Shits me to tears.
business idea: HLL today
where is everyone?
any horseman infor me? rand r6 n12
just woke up ladstime to drink and watch the footy alone again
>>132116136crisp
triple m saturday rub, party pies and coke
SEN tracksportsbet
>>132116445why was this deleted? literally references afl
fuck up coomer
he's back
Why the FUCK is Todd Marshall still out this week?
>>132116812he's too busy fucking your mom
I've been reading in this sub for a while now, and the loud minority of people here are happily shitting on struggling clubs and even players, rather than celebrating the teams being successful. A lot of what is being said is straight up vile. I know is easy to talk shit when your own club is successful, or perhaps the anonymity of your profile gives you the entitlement to be a horrible human, but spare a thought for some of the supporters you're regularly insulting, as I know a lot of people make AFL their entire lives (which in itself is not healthy at all), and the toxic behaviour from some of you would most definitely damage mental health of many.The admins of this sub have done a horrible job of maintaining civility, so I will be qitting this sub, and if you agree that this sub is toxic as well I implore you to leave it as well; it breeds nothing but negatively and hate and is not healthy for anyone's mental stability.
whats the ti
finna go iggs tonight
>>132116873imagine what /alf/ would do to these people
>>132116873maybe they should do negative comments in limerick form
>>132114561who is that
>>132115577last night the commentators were going on about how we should just stop players taking other players to ground anymore. it's absolutely gone off the deep end, merge the league with super netball so they can revive collingwood's team
>>132117183i don't want MY magpies investing in some shit boring sport like netball, literally unwatchable trash with no redeeming factors whatsoever. i'm glad collingwood's netball team folded
>>132117123/alf/ is unironically friendlier as long as you're not a sook who can't handle someone using an insulting word towards you. reddit is filled with gritted teeth, passive aggressiveness and cowardly up/downvoting
>>132116631Frog posters should always be banned on sight
>st kilda vs hawthorn, Saturday day game at marvel
>pre-game 'show'>abo round bumper>ads ads ads>spidermanfuck this shit honestly
collingwood got rid of their netball team as nick daicos does enough non contact stuff on his own for the entire organisation
oh ho? good morning you massive fuckwit gronks. i hope you're ready for a long day of spastic posting.
>>132117227i had plenty contact with daicos last night
gf just sent me this lads
>>132117268tell her to get off the floordisgusting
>>132117219How do i get femboy gf?
>>132117281play for collingwood
twinkbro you should post heaps of gay porn in this thread
>we're he team that never lets you down>always lets you downhuh?
post porn you fucken faggots
>>132117268women's faces creep me out
>bulldogs roar>they actually donthuh?
>>132117294>>132117306cringe
>we're the eagles and we're here to show you why>still haven't been shown whyhuh?
>with all the champions, they like to send us, we'll keep our ends up, and they'll know that they've been playing against the famous old dark bluesleast that bit's accurate, they do usually get raped
>>132117313How is it cringe? This is 4chan, i want this thread filled with degeneracy, is that problematic for you?
i would like to extend an opposite of the welcome to country to all first nations people and elders past, present and emerging
>SEN’s Sam Edmund reported on Saturday morning that De Koning, who had facial surgery earlier this month after copping a knock in Round 7, would wear “an NBA-style face mask” that’d been approved by the AFL and Geelong’s medical team.Why was it so easy for him but not Cox?
>>132117337cox is a big guy
how long have germany had a team in the afl?
>>132117328i know what you are trying to doand I've successful mind broken you.
>>132117337if he takes that off, would he die?
>>132117344>>132117344>>132117344>>132117344>>132117350It would be extremely painful.
>>132115335Gods country
Imagine if this woman just kept rambling for half an hour
eighteen minutes until drinking time
going to the game tonight but just remembered it's still fucking abbo round ffs suppose it'd be a good time to go get drinks
bit rich to be choofing a huge billy in the middle of docklands stadium
>>132117348Ok then what am i trying to do smart guy?
>>132117363fuck sake my neighbour was just clearing some trees on the fence line and pretty sure he saw me watching this through my window
>>132117376why did you click on it, hmm?
caught my obese shut-in smelly autistic neighbor looking at gays kissing lads
>>132117363Thats not gay porn
>>132117358straffo's from glen waverley mate
>>132117306field kicking gets me hard
>>132117268the globohomo + fluoride + covid vaccine + chemtrail smile
anyone wanna go kick the yigola
>>132117410>iggs winninghuh?
kinda bizarre seeing eddie be the biggest iggs defender latelyhttps://www.6pr.com.au/eddie-mcguire-urges-discouraged-eagles-fans-to-keep-the-faith/
>>132117439yeah i'm keen for some marngrook
>>132117268Is that the Bunnings girl? Someone wasn't shitposting and actually made her their gf in real life?
I suffer from OCD, ADHD, depression, anxiety, autism, BPD, schizoid personality disorder, panic disorder, narcolepsy, substance use disorder, paranoia, agoraphobia & psychosis
>>132117484I don't have any of these. Well, maybe a little autism...
>>132117444thought that was tom barrass
>>132117426its not out of place mate
IMAGINE a world without footy
>>132117510we draw nearer every day
>>132117484For me it's depression, anxiety, mood disorder and body dismorphia
>>132117474based autist
which afl player has been raped anally and it shows when they play?
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! YOU CANT POST OFF-TOPIC NSFW CONTENT ON A BLUE BOARD!!!!! ITS AGAINST LE HECKING RULES!!!!!! YOU JUST BROKE TWO HECKIN RULES WHEN YOU POSTED THAT GAY PORN!!!!! MOOOOOOOOODS!!!! HE DID A BAD POST!!!!! B-BAN HIM MOOOOOOODS!!!! NOOOOKOOOOOO!!!!!
>>132117523dylan shiel?
fuck off mate nobody wants to see your disgusting shit
>>132117535i don't have any issue with the idea of people posting off topic. my biggest complaint is that most of it is really low quality
GOOD HEAVENS LOOK AT THE TIME!!!IT'S BEER O'CLOCKdid you know people like to drink beer when they watch footy?
not going to stop you but would prefer if we went back to posting tiktok thots and asian birds.
>>132115903BASED
reporting shit is plebbit behaviour, 4chan is a degenerate website for retards so it should be full of degeneracy
the humble 100 metre penalty when a 50 already put him in the goal square
h-hi
diving faggot
>>132117599PLEASE MAN OH MAN PLEASE
fuck max king. what gay cunt diving shit was that. poothetic look
>>132117557What does it matter if its low quality?
is max king related to david king?
Can walyulup beat naarm with no clayton oliver?
>>132117615because it makes the general a worse place to be in. do you enjoy low quality things?
>>132117554So?
the thing about report cucks is its not about the gay porn getting removed you attract the attention of jannies and get innocent posters banned you spastics which kills the general
>>132116549FUCKINGB A S E DASED
>>132117640blame the fucking faggots posting gay porn. completely unnecessary. it's like expecting people not to report literal poo pics or fucking cp or something.there is a line.
>>132117627This general is better the lowere quality it is, what do you want this general to just be intelligent footy discussion?
>>132117663mate you reported some cunt for asking if commie poof was in. you literally don't have a leg to stand of you fucking vagina.
the person reporting off-topic posts is also posting gay porn
>blaming gay porn for the mass deletions
started pregaming for my pies game
will the hawthorn hawks capitulate or will they actually put a fight today
Being gay is a CHOICE, in a perfect world they'd put them in rehabilitation camps to force them to be attracted to women, same goes for pedo fucks and furries too, force them to stop being disgusting weirdos
>>132117337Precedent was set, After the first it becomes much easier as you can then point to it and go "Why was he allowed but not I?" Cox had none of that, thus had to prove it on the merits alone.
>>132117663I would report cp but i doubt anyone would post it in here, other than that i dont report because im not a sperg
>>132117668no, like I said i don't mind off topic posting. what ruins the enjoyment for me is people deliberately spamming disgusting things to get a response and i know there's a lot of people like me here. i don't report anyone anyway, just the way i see it
>>132117677>>132117682i haven't reported anything you fucking retards just telling you how it is.>>132117684been thinking this for a while. cunt just loves stirring shit up for a laugh.
>>132117684twinkbro is anti-report you idiot, he hates report cucks
>>132117698nice
>>132117684like hell i am. why would i want the only good thing to grace these threads deleted
>>132117741F U C K I N GT H I SHIS
iggs play today
>That Narrm crowdWhat a grim, grim sight.
i like it when people just shit all over the floor everywhere constantly. actually makes the room better i think because people are at least being themselves. i just ignore it and push their shit out of the way with my bare hands
>>132117741THIS!
this game should be being played at optus to be quite frank
>>132117793they're not in the corner though are they they're in your social circle shouting over your mates
>Super Saturday>Not a single game worth watching
>>132117771Skiing season is starting m8
>>132117793wow great analogy
>noooooo this isn't democratic>i'll post a picture of shit!! >:(basically an ape or a toddler
first beer of the day starting to feel better again
>>132117793so true. this is why i'm for more open borders and mass immigration
Lets become like /tv/ and make it so any off-topic post gets you banned immediately, yeah that'll be fun
Not real keen on naming a round after some aboriginal politician when they don't name any other rounds for anyone else
Amiss is so fucking good
i truly believe kath got breast implants lads
Post wouldn't be reported if gay porn wasn't posted.
>>132117711>I would report cpsnitch
TALKING ABOUT THE FUCKING MATCH THAT IS ON YOU WORTHLESS FRIENDLESS SPASTICS
>>132117868honestly reckon fred make finals this year
uhh narmsisters? where the fuck is our crowd???
What i really wanna know is who reports me when i post naked girls? How could you be offended by a naked girl?
>>132117875don't know why this is such a difficult concept for certain posters
>>132117888just fold them. saints get better crowds
>>132117888the ground is packed on the camera side you cant see its very annoying
*reports all your gay posts**derives entertainment from faggots bitching about getting banned for bitching about getting banned*
>>132117892that's gaysperg
>>132117886I dont talk about footy in /afl/, i talk about footy with my old man and i post off topic nonsense in /afl/
MY mentally ill alf hodgepodge
only report the gay video posts, im cool with that
god I hope fred can pull this off
James Albert Hird
>>132117875>>132117895kek based plebbitors
>heater on>comfy clothes>beer>footy
>>132117870Face like a monkey.Not into bestiality.
>dees get the deal of the century in the jackson trade>still boo himkek
>>132117888On the way to Mt Buller
>>132117895it's freshies trying to flex because they're on le 4chinsit's fucking cringe and ruins the vibe of the place
>>132117941Wait, people are booing players other than Franklin? I thought people only booed because they were racist.
>>132117862/tv/ is literally just a child porn and coomer board like /v/ though off-topic is literally all they're used for and they're rarely jannied over it. dumb spastic mong take.
West Coast are fucked in the head if they don't trade pick 1 for 3 first rounders, which I believe Melbourne are willing to offer
>>132117956jackson looks a little abo they probably got confused
Lads, Naarm just posted
>>132117966not if reid becomes the goat
SNICKOED
>>132117957Every time i go to /tv/ i get banned mate, like any coomer comment i make about a woman gets me banned, its fucking gay as fuck
Friendly reminder the pendulum has been pushed as far as it can go, the swing back will be hard and violent. Obnoxious faggots are going to be some of the first to go.
>>132117966i can see us doing something really stupid like that but i hope we keep our pick and pick Harley Reid
wonder what dave is up to these days
>>132117888Sitting in the mcc and on the non-broadcast side
>>132118001sounds like you're doing it wrong then given they always seem to have tens of threads up with hundreds of posts purely about which youtuber you want to fuck or which child actress would give the best head.
THESE TWO TEAMS DON'T RESONATE WITH ONE ANOTHER
um saintsisters?? are we falling off?
i hate seeing queers and transgender freaks in afl crowds
MCG is too big for Melbourne they should never have moved away from their traditional suburban ground
turkfaggot literally admitted to me that he reports nsfw posts
Anyone care to rank each fanbase based on how passionate their supporters are?1. collingwood18. gwsthere's a start, feel free to fill the gaps
>>132118035i hate seeing rainbow flags in the cheersquads, i thought my pies were safe from the anal lovers menace but guess not
>>132118035Same
>>132118044surely gws beat suns, at least gws have some meme fans in canberra. what do suns have?
>>132118035this. same goes for posts itt tbqh.
I'm surprised they could even get a few thousand to turn up to a fucking Freo game
>>132117887I really hope so it depends if they can keep up the recent good paceI don't see them beating teams like collingwood though sadly
eagles must feel really dumb watching the hawks play>noooooooo you need 6 old plodders in the team for muh experiance
>>132118036All Melbourne home games should be in goschs paddock
>>132118076>some meme fans in canberraThey don't.I live in Canberra, caught two flights down to watch Collingwood play them in 2 different Elimination finals, There were more Collingwood supporters than Giants supporters on the both flights down.
The Eagles will win tonight, the Bombers will lose
Freo arent making the 8 this year you fucking idiots, ESSENDON ARE!
>eleni momentevery fucking week kek
>>132118001I get banned for like 1 in every 10 shitposts I makeI usually manage to avoid the jannies but when they're on they go hard
>random anti-iggs post out of nowhere againkek rent free
IF the iggs win tonightTHEN I will regret not going
>>132118092genuinely wild that fucking nic nat is STILL on their list. whole club seems to think it's still 2018 and these blokes who were largely hasbeens when they won a flag were going to somehow come good. especially baffling after they all showed they were completely weak mental children and not fit to lead at all during le bubble shit.
>>132118105Did you see GWS embarrass the pies in the 19 prelim?
>>132118120100% true.What is also true is Freo is a better team and has a much harder draw. Essendon will get pumped by 10 goals in an elim final
>>132118145Yes, unfortunately.
IF geelong lose todayTHEN they aren't making finals
>>132118141i'm going but because it could be simmos last game as coach if it all goes to shit
>>132118149>and has a much harder drawthisfreo fucked up by losing to north and saints early in the season, now they have a few of what should be free games then bulldogs, collingwood, bane, etc and only 1-2 more guaranteed easy wins
what's the abbo name for 4channel.org/sp/afl ?
The halfly loom
>>132118149>muh drawFunny how that becomes an excuse as the season has gone on
>one club does something poofy like changing their name to an abo one>over the years clubs start to feel racist for not doing it>2 weeks turns into a month into the whole yeargrim stuff
>>132118186nahyawrongyamong
If i stopped posting in /afl/ this place would die, like you guys have no idea how many posts i make per day in this general
grundy undies
utter state of the dees forwardsKEK
i dont wanna discuss the footy with you idiots just like i dont wanna discuss cricket with the faggots in /cric/, you're all fucking idiots and you dont know shit, i talk footy and cricket with my old man and I post off topic fuckery in /afl/, also watch out during the ashes /cric/, im fucking shitting up that place for sure
>>132118186ngirntirrpa or ngirrpa prolly mate
>>132118124
>>132118241nobody cares mate
what can you even say about footy, its just random bullshit
I wish i had mates in real life
>>132118241have you considered posting somewhere else?
>>132118186hyuhschoolobaagirlfrienduluh
>>132118251I care
well alright fair enough that guy cares
can't wait for the ashesgoing to be some good hard-fought cricket this time I reckon
Some of you cunts have probably never even played footy kek
>>132118277he looks like a poof
Any of the bottom four teams simply need to win 10-11 of the remaining rounds and they can play finals
>>132118288disagree. it'll be hard good-fought cricket
>>132118290only played kick to kick la
>>132118290cant be that hard
>>132118288It has potential to be an all time great series
>>132118277While also at some stages throughout the season, having the 3rd worst injury list in the league behind West Coast and Sydney.
>>132118290played it for 12 years but mostly do off topic posting here
Watching fero vs Melbourne on TV, why are the names wrong?
>>132118319Virtue signalling into their grave.
>>132118319you might have dementia
NAR WAL bacons at midnight
>>132118325Meaning what, it's an abo thing
>>132118290I was a literal gun mid in highschool until I started smoking dope and posting on 4chan in 05 mate. Have some respect.
>>132118337a man of culture!
A warning to any Aboriginal viewers, the broadcast of tonight’s West Coast game will contain images of a dead club
my local footy in the 90s was like beyond thunderdome so i played tennis instead
>>132118333I hope not
nar wal nar wal swimming in the ocean
I like trains
I like turtles
my anus is bleeding
>>132118191It's less of an excuse, more a fact that how the draw has worked out, a lot of teams play this years bottom four in a block. Leading to teams coming out on the other side with highly inflated expectations and a warped perception of where they actually stand. Biggest victims of this are Carlton, Melbourne and Geelong.
>>132118339based fucking straffo
kick a goal this quarter? NAR
>>132118377really just need to play each other once imo less is more and all that
[x] Pineapple[x] Roughie[x] Randwick
burninating the countrysideburninating the peasants
*slips with a paddock of space ahead**stands up and kicks it 5 metres to your left into traffic*
>>132118392or play each other once and all the homo gimmick rounds are extra and don't count towards the points
If freo win this i'll seethe because i dont like freo, im a vic club supremacist
>>132118345kek
>>132118421i hate all other vic clubs except maybe norf because they're funny
>>132118421i dont mind freo adelaide and port and brisbane, the other 4 can get cunted for all i care
>>132118392Will never happen.AFL won't cut games, talent pool is too shallow to field 22 teams, let alone 18.
>>132118254This is real life
>>132118438you mean 18 teams, let alone 22
poort can get fucked, they are an absolute dusgrace of a football club
What happened to all the ‘state of the game’ talk that’s been going on for the last few years
port power?kinoport adelaide fc est 1870?cringe
Oh fuck off already
>>132118449Indeed.
The only things the afl needs to do to fix footy is cut down to 16 players on the field and get rid of GWS and Gold Coast
>>132118459i want to do this
>>132118459have a cheeky wiff when you fill up the caravan?
Remember when the fucking joke teams gws and gold coast werent in the afl?
>>132118346i played cricket instead because i tried out for footy one year and the coach made me cry so i never went back
>>132118459Climb Ayer’s Rock
>>132118459try the local watering hole
>>132118474mate, check yourself and do better. it's called ayers rock
>>132118459we will never be nz
I just found out New Zealand has a bird called the katipo and it’s honestly one of the dumbest looking birds I’ve ever seen
>>132118496wait til you see jacinda ardern
HAKAING
>>132118499creasing
>>132118499kek, good one
>>132118514Isa!
>cricket analogy xd xdfuck off howie every week
>>132118499sam pang tier wisecrack that one
>>132118435i agree except i could take or leave port>>132118471worthless inclusions, tasmania i can understand much more than those two
not again
today's games rather low scoring eh
baked myself into a pie.
mason wood? or will day?
We're in economic hard times now and the hard calls need to be made. The AFL needs to follow the lead of the best performing and managed club in the land in Collingwood and trim the fat, Collingwood removed their Netball team due to it being unsuccessful and a sheer waste of resources. As such the AFL should remove Norf, St. Kilda, Carlton and GWS from the competition. They've had their time, the league should not be expected to prop up these clubs only for them to deliver sub standard football.
My hawkies :)
>>132118570cut the aflw before anything
you can tell the guy in the aussie broadband ad has never touched a pipe wrench before in his life
Never touched a wrench but ive sure touched a pipe
it's called a spanner you seppo cunt
what's the best way to break down ross lyons bus?
Be funny if King’s first name was Wayne haha
i know for a fact there are seppos posting with aus vpns because of my relentless bullying
>>132118614Finals pressure.
Hawks jumper look better with an all gold back
>>132118619i guess wayne is a pretty funny name
Thinking about how Ross benched Luke Ball for the second half of the 09 granny. Why did he do it?
>>132118654So he could win a flag with a much superior team the next year.
miss rc ladsreally brought the general together
they're actually called stilsons but I thought that name would be too esotericbit like the gimpy
you've got to take your chances against this saints team i reckon
>play on
>he thought intercept marks were bad
>>132118696>28homos deserve to be punched in the head
>>132118700leave him alone, i still don't know what a clanger is
Fredbros can someone explain to my why the fuck >we ever have Walker on instead of Brodie
>>132118715Black cunts get gifted games
>>132118702that explains why aussies fight so much
>>132118747so true.
>>132118753if two homos punch each other in the head whos the real homo?
at the local hotel in south freo watching the game kevin parker studying the game intently, stood up and clapped for the Big Black Bull's goal
>>132118759Based Kyle Forward
>>132118756the one being punched somewhere else, if you catch my meaning
How do you not pay the literal spear tackle on Brayshaw there
>1 other american IPwow. I gotta say it was really refreshing watching this compared to US football. no commercials, 90%+ white people on the field, full contact with no pads, and some fighting (nobody seemed to care enough stop play, funny shit). the aboriginal references on the scoreboard threw me off considering the commentators didn't mention it that I heard, but I figured it out eventually.keep it up blokes, don't let the american cultural imperialism (further) invade your oasis of a sport compared to the commercialized hellscape of sporting in the US.
>>132118776*farts in your face*
really cool that the Big Strong American gave our quaint little sport his Big Strong Tick of Approval
Isnt there a plebbitor in r/afl who's in love with Michael Frederick and calls him "King Freddy" and wants to suck his dick or something?
don't use reddit mate, wouldn't have a clue
kevin parker just stood up and clapped again lads getting around cyclone treacy
>>132118798Yeah the joke is pretty much “it’s funny cos he’s black haha”
>>132118759He’s at the hotel? Based
i am a soverign citizen of /afl/ AM I BEING DETAINED JANNY?!?
>>132118776Fuck off wanker
>>132118819yes mate he is. literally does not shift his gaze from the telly
special flag fags piss me off, i just wish this was an aussies only general, i especially hate that irish faggot from /nrl/ that comes in here sometimes, and then you've got the usual suspects in turkbro, seb and the fucking romanian, they're just pure cringe, fuckem all off i say, AUSSIES ONLY!
wtf are the materas actually abo? had no clue, one of their daughters was unironically my first kiss
>>132118776Welcome to the show mate. Im just here pregaming for MY PIES game tomorrow night. They even have an American whos pretty good/pretty okay at times.
>>132117484>tfw never had any mental health issues or even felt any great deal of sadnesscant enjoy depressionkino though
>first kissYou just triggered my inceldom mate, thanks a lot, fuck sake now im gonna start seething about being a virgin again, yeah nice one mate, maybe think before you type next time? fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
hmm apparently they are. just thought they were wogs
what do we reckon luke jackson's atar was and was it higher than his iq?
>>132118843>le piesFuck off, your not a real footy fan and you dont know shit, go look for attention elsewhere thanks mate
Fuck I love taking a massive dump so much
Is the chicken and beef in the food at asian food court places even chicken and beef? Has a wierd texture and no flavour, they could be serving cat or possum for all we know.
>>132118875hang on I'll pop down and ask
I still don't know what the voice to parliament is? All these clubs are supporting it but noone has explained what it is?
My atar was 50
>>132118831What if I'm on holidays this season in greater Oakleigh?
>>132118872unreal the feeling afterwardssometimes when it's coming out you get a bit of a look into what makes bum sex so appealing to the gays too unreal
>>132118872
FREDRED
/6163/ men in?
Elani Goulftis is such a fucking joke. How do the players resist the urge to just fucking belt her
i got an atar above 98
With all the chinks and gooks in this country you'd think there's be more players
>>132118872just took a yuuuuuuge curnow myself
>>132118875just checked with the local lad she said "four dorrar onry if you give cash"
If you got an atar above 60 your a fucking nerd
>>132118905Imagine what Chol, Deng, Atot, Aliir and Bung would do to her
Michael Frederick is my sister's favourite player, she says that he's really exciting to watch
>>132118918Got 82, me.Not bad, not great. Painfully average.
my atar was above 98.1 but I can't remember what it was maybe a 99 idk
basedjak gawn having a seethe
dropped out of school and got a head start in being a neet
don't know what my atar was since I was heavily depressed towards the end of highschool and just went to the army instead of pursuing further study
>>132118872When a hard one finally pushes through it feels pretty close to cumming
>>132118935Limp zogbot
>>132118922Mrs got into footy once about when he got drafted and is a fan because of that. doesn't miss a game now haha love that
>>132118875Chicken in China is usually the bony parts ground up where you dont really eat it, you just kind of suck it in your mouth for flavor. I think they try to replicate that in Western countries that have food codes, so you end up eating like the bits between gristle. its def not normal thigh or breast meat. As for beef its super low quality but its marinated in corn or potato starch (inter alia) that gives it that classic chinese takeout texture. Its weird until you get a really good one and then you see what theyre going for.
>>132118830Nice, I want to try moving back to Freo one day, some parts of it are really nice
ngl this current janny is baseddishes out warnings rather then just banning for 3 daysprobably helping reign in my more outlandish posting stylish rather then just coming back seething
Uhhhhhhhhh scoopsbros?????
Uhhh loom bros?
>>132118946more janny propaganda, pathetic
>>132118875>>132118944This, its all the stuff you don't generally eat in the west
>>132118945I'm looking for a place around spearwood or hammy hill personally, get a big block off some wog, rip up the concrete, put a garden in, shit cash once urban infill hits the area in 15 years and I can subdivide into three blocks
l-loomers?
>>132118935My atar was trash because I just cruised through school without ever studying and managed to get by doing that up until about year 11
N E V E RE V E R
>>132118935How was the army?
What is scoops thinking right now?
I fear scoops might go bang, gents
HAWKIES
>>132118966did this too but didn't study in year 12 and just posted on /sp/ and /mu/ during my exams. still got an atar above 98 maybe try being smart lad
>>132118966Same.
REMINDER last year saints were 8-3 after rd 11 before finishing 11-11its happening
>>132118989Not sure why people didn't learn from last year. Never rated them.
>>132118908Why? The only sport Chinks are good at is Ping Pong. Aussie rules has a life expectancy of 20 years.
>>132118989Also last year Melbourne were finished after they rebranded to abo shit and lost to Freo
>'aints
picked saints as my gauntlet win fucking hell!!!
saints literally do this every season, always so front loaded with the wins
Ross the dross exposed
Hawks are legit dangerous.
>>132118996ROSS THE BOSS XD XD
>>132118997Chinese also LOVE basketball more than anything but often lack the physical attributes to make a career off it.
yeah well done you idiots, got a 98 atar and your fucken dropkick dregs on 4chan, yeah so smart, fuck
This loss is 100% in Jack Higgins
Ross the boss finna blow his top
HUFFING THE GAS WITH A GRIN
my porties :)
>>132118997banfield is having an okay game tbf
Why are St Kilda such chokers?
Will the hawk's Sudanese cheer squad be liberating the contents of the cars in the car park?
>>132119004t. iggs customer
We're a happy team at HawthornWe're the Mighty Fighting Hawks.We love our Club, and we PLAY. TO. WIN.Riding the bumps with a grin (at Hawthorn).Come what may, you'll find us strivingTeam work is the thing that talksFOURTHREETWOOne for all and all for oneIs the way we are at Hawthorn.We are the Mighty Fighting Hawks.
St Kilda are FUCKING. SHIT!!!!!
>>132119004very, against bottom feeders
>>132118966mine was trash because every teacher I had was looking for revenge for all of the times I outdebated them in class
oh nonononononononononono
>>132119004My Dogs dispatched them fairly easily while playing like crap.Beating the Eagles and the Saints is nothing. They'll get dismantled as usual by the actual good teams.
>>132118996Ross Lyon has a proven track record of taking teams to finals. Doesn't win them and leaves teams in an absolute shocking state, though.
fridge positively rocking rn
*scuttles out from under the fridge*
but i thought you needed old farts in the team and that the hawks would be the worst team since fitzroy this year?
for me it's moving out to toodyay>far enough to feel like a country town>history>can get a decent block for a reasonable price>hilly landscape and bushland>still just an hour to the airport for FIFO>kino pub
north cop a lot but saints have to be the most pathetic club in the league
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt0NcaxmGHo
fuck i hate know it all smartarse pricks
>>132119036Based obnoxious pseud
>>132119048 I was camping just out of toodyay this time last year and had the exact same thought. really beautiful bit of country there
>>132119058based self-loathing haver
>>132119048Calling that hilly is generous. My main gripe with WA is that it's way too flat
Where would we be without Bigfooty's armchair experts providing their mission-critical commentary?
>>132119050Can you fuck off faggot? Fuck sake, fucking special flag fags go fuck yourselves you fucking cocksuckers
sturt's a bit shit hey. don't know why I was demanding he get game time for the last three years
>>132119049the 00s were fun
we're a prozzie team at whorethornwe're the busty asian whoreswe love our cockand we're paid to shagriding the dongs with a grinat whorethorn
James Sicily is based
>>132119058I'm a know-it-all smartarse and it brings me great joy to make dumb dumbs like you seethe
>>132119073this cunt has been seething about some sort of umpire lead bias against his team for 15 yearswhat a fucking sad cunt
>>132119073My favourite is journos who tweet stuff as if their breaking news while sitting at home watching the same broadcast as the rest of us
Who was the best slut from Big Brother 2005?
Honestly it’s kind of based Sam Mitchell went for a full rebuild
ok who we got cast or gnats
>>132119075I remember he toweled up Michael Hurley in one of his first games and thought he'd be a gun
howling at that dumb cunt who said Amiss wasn't a prospect earlier this year
finna fire up the desktop for the first time in a while, gonna absolutely flog the post count tonight
>>132119094Yeah wow 2 goals bloody amazing that
Petracca made a pass at my gf and she always gushes about it so I'm hoping he has some kind of automobile accident that leaves his face mangled his body broken and crippled and him in extreme pain for the rest of his life
>NAAAR Mate
>>132119045Darcy’s injured lad
>>132119088used to wank over vesnas big tits
fredbros?
>>132119106BasedHe seems like a fuckwit
>>132118975loved the job and I'm yet to find the sort of mateship you have elsewherebut where I was there were a bunch of grumpy senior NCOs that would take pleasure in making everyone else's life miserable and being a specialist role no opportunity of a posting elsewhere, in the end pretty much all of the people I'd come through with left at the same time to the point where we all got brought into the CO's office who wanted to know why they were about to lose all their senior digsI regret not staying in but at the same time I had to get out, glad I did it though
>>132119106You don't have a gf.
MY DOCKIES
If Fred wins I’m 0/3 this week
Lol fred(rick) tha sped
Imagine if a playe rcelebrated a goal by dropping his shorrts and spanking his ass
morning lads
>>132119101BASED
FUCK YOU WAL
>>132119105three goals dickhead>>132119118do so.
AMISSSSSSSSSSS
>>132119060Feels like a bitt of a hidden secret, though I think there is a new development going in sadly, Nunilestill reckon it's not a bad place to put up posts>>132119070And when the coastal plain and everything east is as flat as it is you've got to take what you canI know the eastern states have it a lot better as someone who lived by the blue mountains
Fuck this general needs RC bad, it just falls apart without him.
*calls my kid jye*
>>132119106>she belongs to the streetsanyway lad ill grant your wish so long as I get my wish that the dogshit umpires get strung up by their necks by the stadium lights for the remainder of the season as a warning to others
De koning is batman?
>>132119161she is a bit of a slut tbf, even she'd say so
nah im shit
whys that lad carrying a block of driftwood onto the field with him
>>132119175traditional exchange of gift shop tat before each game
>>132119161>>132119175fucking dumb cunt, you dont know shit so fuck up
>>132119160People who don't name their sons after ancestors shit me to no end
>>132119117>and I'm yet to find the sort of mateship you have elsewhereYou literally never will and you shouldn't be expecting to find it. The "mateship" or camaraderie you have with your fellow soldiers is a necessity for the job. Sure, there are some other jobs where you might have to trust some people with your life, but nowhere near that of the military.
Fred always beats smellbourne at mcg
Walker is absolutely useless my god
>>132119191literally just head to a gay sauna and link up with one of their orgy and popper groups you gronk. same thing.
>>132119197bigfooty still pretending he's good
fucking hell walker is so bad
HEAVE YOU WHITE DOGS
NEWCUNTS IN BEFORE FRED CHOKE THIS:>>132119208>>132119208>>132119208
Heard a few things about Fyfe
>>132119201It really isn't. It's the exact opposite in fact. What you described is self destructive hedonists who don't care if you live or die.
>Naarm 0-2 this yearkek
>NaarmGo woke go broke
chinese supremacy bailey banfield wins the game
I'm a worthless cunt
>>132119228You just described the majority of diggers mate. Having worked extensively with vets and blokes who've embedded with them over the last twenty years this shite about comaradrie or hardship is a total beat up. Nah don't give a fuck if you got duped like a sped and I'm "just a civvie", shoving your fingers up your arse in a camp for a few years with a bunch of rejects and careerists and calling it MUH DIGGER MATESHIP just reeks of Stockholm Syndrome from midwits every time I encounter it. There's a reason we treat you like total shit and retards when you get out mate.
I just saw bucks in the freo coaches box
>>132119180the las vegas raiders should adopt this tradition and stab the other team with an AIDS infected syringe before their next match
>>132119036unironically i had such shithouse teachers in school, genuinely think it negatively impacted my growth and school scores
>>132119353How were they shit?
>>132119391my high school teachers were just retards, one of them just sat down playing candy crush for the entire lesson, a few were just really aggressive and screamed at kids for no reason, some gave us different teaching materials to the entire rest of the cohort for no reason, etc- there were a few good teachers at the school i was just unlucky to not get anyi actually did have pretty good teachers for the most part in primary school though
>>132119420>one of them just sat down playing candy crush for the entire lesson
>>132119457i'm 26 lad, this was in 2013
I've taken like at least 6 chinese research chemicals but will never take the covid vax, funny that
