kyle dumbass general kidager of the kansis city penguins
we'll get 'em next year
How will my reffies win this year?
Shut the fuck up randy
>>132113289hell probably fuck it up he looks like an asshole
>>132113308cope>1993
>>132113313Bulju to pongs confirmed?
>less watched than reality tv
Crosby likes Sullivans bussy so he'll be employed as long as Crosbys there
>Dubas can find cheap effective depth and that's pretty much all the pens need. And a goalie.And another goalie.And some defense.And literally a single prospect or draft pick.
>>132113457sid needs to fuck off to denver. pittsburgh is finished.
>>132113293You won't and it'll be another year of your faggy posts shitting up /hoc/ after /hoc/ and your canes will clinch and get bounced in the second round rinse and repeat until you quit trying or die
>>132113465dubie can get all that on the cheap
>>132113552based dubie
>>132113305I don't get this meme. These were some of the best officiated playoffs and you're still bitching.
>>132113576LOL AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>>132113576top b8
>>132113576Gary even has his interns work on friday nights?
>>132113551damn, that's some mighty strong cope & seetheI guess 30+ years of no cups will do that to a person
>>132113753The hurricanes are catching up
The leafs are basically the same team as the pens
>>132113809now that is some next-level cope
>>132113809Getting swept in the conference finals three times since is success
>>132113821some guys on the penguins won some cup thats what toronto needs not some valuable depth pieces and a pussy ass coach
>>132113753going 18 years for the canes you'll hit that 30 mark in no time
>>132113902Some guys on the >laffs won cups too
Florida will be cat napping for over a week before the SCF begins, they will be less then purrfect that first game back. From big mo to slo-mo I betcha.
>>132113879>>132113753Randy is like a robot. With his only response >now thats some cope Guess thats what happens when you have a diet consisting nothing but cock and are a fat cuck in low IQ yokelville usa
>>132113821HowIn what what
Is there a hockey of this? I haven't come across this same egregious level of refhooping in the NHL.
>>132113948Edmongtrans Power Play Babbylers
>>132113948We don't talk about groidsqueak here
>>132113947Good top 6 shit bottom 6 shit/injured goaltending
>>132113903If this core fails (it will) its going to take a 3 year rebuild and then another 3 years to be a legit contender again
>>132113948>apehoop
>>132113969The leafs are the polar inverse of that
>>132113918not the same
>>132113969>Leafs>Good top 6
>>132113976Aho is not a cup contender. Very few europeans are. All their faggy finns are great in the regular season but when it comes down to it they all collapse in the playoffs. The canes will keep winning their shithole division and clinch and fail by round 2
>>1321140521 9 9 3993
>>132114052This desu he had 0 goals against florida
You need canadians to win and the hurricanes had the least in the whole playoffs its no wonder they lost
>>132114098Retard
>Can't wait to play in my Coed City Rec league with Samir and Raj. We're really going to compete with the Chicks with Dekes tonight! Hopefully my skates I freshly sharpened to a point pay off!
>>1321140981993 (nineteen ninety-three)
>>132114082Who cares. Its Gary's league. Canada does not stand a chance, ever. Everyone knows that.Carolina on the other hand are given the silver spoon directly from Bettman, and they STILL can't make it. Canada might have 0 hope but you are a pathetic failure year after year now.
>>132114115he's got a point and the refs gave them lots of help against NJ
It's time...
>>132114117Take it easy
good old missasauga boy mikey mcleod was taking over that series
>>132114138>Canada does not stand a chance, ever. Everyone knows that.Yes, you can't win with trash management, as those 7 teams have.
>>132114182Canada sucks. This is not news to anyone.But at least they aren't the fucking EscrowCanes.
>>132114144And my islanders
>>132114145time for what?
lmaoing @ canadians right now
>>132114259My penguins (:
Canadians are shit but randy has no room to talk. Eat cock randy
>>132113269Is that lanny McDonald? another flames the seriously? I’m out.
>>132114242hurricants = laffs = soilersSame brand of fraud.Rest of canada is just shit.
It is engrained into canadian culture that you must have heart it comes from the images of Paul Henderson defeating the russians even though be wasn't supposed to even be at the summit series. Its why in game 7s the hero is always some random role player who played in the GTHL like justin williams nick paul or michael mcleod
>>132114279>he's outHAHA
>>132114305>engrained into canadian cultureNO CUPS EVER, BOYS.
>>132114263jesus christ that's a big pepe
>>132114339Edmonton lightning won in 2020
>0-12
>>1321143784u
>>132114385KWAB
Hey at least hurricanes fans have a good run to look back on they beat *checks notes* the mighty islanders and devils
>>132114279It's not
>>132114279> another flames the seriouslywut
>>132113269>In an appearance on the Raw Knuckles podcast on Wednesday, former Blackhawks forward Andrew Shaw shared his thoughts on the sexual abuse scandal that has stained the reputation of the 2010 Stanley Cup champions.>"I have nothing bad to say about Kyle but it's a shame something like this had to go that far when it could've been nipped in the bud pretty quick, from upper management and HR; it should have nothing to do with the players and the coaching staff," Shaw said. "As a 20 year old, I would've never put myself in the situation Kyle was in. "Obviously, I don't know what was going on with Kyle, but he put himself in a bad situation.">"I lived with Kyle in Rockford, he was great to me, he helped me pay rent in my first two months, and he paid for my groceries for a couple weeks until I got a paycheque in me," Shaw added.>The conversation started with host and former NHL enforcer Chris Nilan expressing his disdain for how former Blackhawks coach Joel Quenneville was punished for his role in the scandal. "I think they [expletive] that guy, the NHL," Nilan said. "I think it's so wrong he's out of the game right now, or that he even had to sit out a year.
>>132113960>>132113986based. i started watching basketball against and it made me appreciate hockey even morebut does this sort of thing exist in the nhl? a team that gets preferential treatment when it comes to penalties given?
>>132114382Who?
Imagine borat watching hockeyHe would said very nice after every goalHe would said my wife when asked who he is attending game withHe would say wawa wohe when a player gets hit or they fight
Ate way too much sushi and just took a very sloppy Tavares
Dubas is probably the best gm for the penguins job he can pick up cheap depth and a cheap goalie like samsonov and he doesnt have to worry about his top lines. sidney crosby will never be a playoff ghost like matthews
>>132114533>I want all these people cancelled immediately. This incorrect thinking must be obliterated.
>>132114666>Dubas is probably the best gmKek
W-what time is the game tonight?
>be a rec league shitter>play 4 vs 1 against coach who used to play in AHL>get rekt 4 goals to 3 as he reveals his full power leveljust when i thought i couldn't love hockey even more. what an incredible sport
>>132114666They have to make the playoffs now
>>132114609Gary likes the actor who plays borat but I don't think he likes borat so I think he won't support this proposal
Is it possible for the senators to make playoffs next season at the expense of the laughs?
>>132114378>he only saw the pepe
>>132114735Absolutely not lmao
>>132114735likely?nopossible?yes
>>132114765Its also possible for pigs to fly and monkeys to fly outta my butt
What will they do with all the money?
>>132114839travel
>>132114735the plan was to make it both of the last two yearsdorion is gone if they miss next seasonunless the leafs blow it up completely i can't see them missing
>>132114735Not at the expense but yeah they can make it
>>132114735Yes.
>>132114839Let a trusted financial advisor invest it using tribe insider knowledge and use the returns to snare tribe husbands even higher on the totem pole
>>132114839Pay off their student loans, maybe buy a nice used toyota corolla with good mileage
>A report this week quoted numerous Toronto front office types as seriously questioning just exactly why Dubas was let go. “It doesn’t make any sense,” goes one refrain; "unfathomable" went another; and “They had it made with this guy.”>Now, according to NHL Insider Elliotte Friedman, the Leafs are considering a complete front office "clear out."Bubbye Shanaplan.
>>132114538lmao... well my man... the league is totally fair across all teams especially across all nations no nation nor region nor team is preferred over the other no this is a very fair and honest league with the highest integrity we do NOT pick certain teams to win championships over others
all canadians are fags.
>>132114985What a circusFitting
>offseason before 2020 season >wow last season sucked for our sennies but since the laffs are dropping out of the playoffs this year our newly drafted stars will win the calder by carrying us to the playoffs again>miss playoffs >offseason before 2021>well since we are now in the easy canadian division the playoffs are a lock. especially since the laffs are falling out of the playoffs this year>miss playoffs >offseason before 2022>well we had a good second half so now we get a full season the sens are gonna make the playoffs. especially since the laffs are gonna collapse and miss the playoffs this year>miss playoffs >offseason before this season>dorion just won the offseason so we are a lock for the playoffs especially since our top 6 is now the best in the atlantic. and especially since the toronto makeme laughs are missing the playoffs it will be easy>miss playoffs >offseason before 2024>we were injured last year now that jewish superstar jacob chychrun is a senator all year we are going to easily make the playoffs. especially since the toronto maple leafs are gonna blow it all up and make the playoffs YOU ARE HERE
Coworker's friend has a blood clot, many such cases
>>132115032just like my islanders
all americans are fa(ggo)t(s)
>>132115044In his lung I should add
>>132115039>YOU ARE HERE
>>132115070... i heard she was a lesbian
>>132115032hey...
I miss my islanders
>>132115134next coach of the laffs. you heard it here first.
>>132115116THIS IS THE FOURTH TIME I'VE BEEN FUCKED BY DAIRY QUEEN
>>132115151They don't have the balls
>>132115032
>>132115145Get settled in for a sleepy summer
>>132115134Beauty also turdgeon deserved it
/Hersch/
>masculine fridge timei'm out
>>132115252>he's outhahah
LET'S GO REMPARTS
>All is well. Everybody in this building is dedicated to bringing you what you've come to expect from us. Rest easy.
>>132115241I would
>>132115116BOB SAGET
>>132115288>In 2014, Ribeiro faced charges from his former nanny that he forcibly sexually assaulted her at their Virginia residence. In 2017, Ribeiro settled the case out of court.>Former NHL player Mike Ribeiro was indicted on two counts of sexual assault in April 2022.Ribeiro has since been indicted by a grand jury on an additional charge of attempted sexual assault.His case returns to court in Franklin County, TX, for a pre-trial hearing on Aug. 18.Mike... had a hard life
>>132115314same
no one care toronto lol. dubas wanted tavares money because he heard thats what the going rate is for overrated shit
2018 seems like many years ago.
>>132115381He deserves to be the highest paid gm of all time because his wife was stressed staying at home
move toronto to hamilton and phoenix to saskatoon and voila you have an 8 team canada division
>>132115430just go back to quebec
>>132115424Gary’s worse crime was letting the craps win
>>132115360Cocaine is a helluva a drug
>>132115044How is he norwood -1 at that age what the fuck im 30 with norwood 3
SSSSCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR
>>132115555Retard
>>132104009Niemi’s ring came before the shorks shorked
>>132115578>he's not watching
>>132115586Watching what
SCAAAAAARRRRRRR
its ogre
We regret to say the play was offsides so no SCAARRRRRRRR.
>1 shot>1 shot>1 shot
>>132115634>he doesn't even know
i got drunk and fell down the stairs now i have a hematoma on my ass
>>132115714Know what
>>132115724about onhockey.tv new fav tourist
>>132115718My grandpa died after falling down the stairs F gramps
Got a new puppy we named him Gary
>>132115724fruit loops blazers vs. quebec videotron centers
>>132115459suck my nuts retard french is for queers
>>132115706For me, it’s definitely the panthers
>>132115732F gramps and my ass hematoma
heard theres this thing going on what women aint wearing bras all the time no more but i aint really been out ecept for groceries in a couple weeks
Didn’t ask
>>132113269>super_secret_squirrel_extra_offseason how gay has this Friday been, lads???
I remain confident.
Carolina is too ambiguous. Hurricanes are a whole nother thing. They should be the raleigh terror cats then they might win a cup
>>132115241Hey, how's it going?.. >>>/out/
perfect time to leave
A little sushi while I watch a movie
>>132115858And never come back
Making small talk with another coworker, i asked him where he ranked Crosby all time, I asked top 10? He laughed and said no, 2 guys he said were better were Ovechkin and Lafleur. I disagreed and said he was top 10 all time. Who has the lower hockey iq?
>>132115732F for your grandpa and that dude’s ass
>>132115871Ovechkin end of the day score more goals than Crosby.
>>132115871You for talking to other people
>>132115893Didnt win as many championships though and thats what really matters
There would have been some hockey today if the Relocanes werent a soft pussy FAGGOT team
>>132115871Your coworker is retard who else is in his top ten
business ideachange all the team names to speciation and breed of Cat>the Detroit Manx>the Chicago Curl>the Columbus Fold
>>132115911It would have been very very shit though so it’s for the best.
Who has the lowest hockey IQ in the league? Risto?
business ideaRaped bitches stop posting here
>>132115871sid the kid is easily the 5th greatest hockey player of all time
>>132115915He said Crosby was carried by Fleury lol
>>132115926Tie between Burns and Rielly.
>>132115926Drew doughty or jake muzzin
>>132115926chimpsaitl
>>132115911blame whatever CANX'd Bulju>or whatever you like, it's your fantasy, lad
>>132115949Jesus fucking Christ never talk to him about hockey again
It's coming home
>>132115949Fleury is a cry baby
>>132115900Goals wins you games. Crosby winning more cups means he was carried. Nothing more nothing less
Have you ever heard the tragedy of TBG?He was so committed to becoming a /hoc/ celebrity with his unique and retarded posting style so he could stand out instead of being anon like the rest of us.But in the end he was raped by a kid who collects loli mugs, and now he's known as the guy who was raped.Ironic.>being known as the guy that was raped by a little boy who questions his sexuality and gives money to guys dressed up in anime suits on the internet who's dad unboxed his loli mug
>>132115926brendan lemieux-athanasiou-buljuristo-dumbagrug
>>132115844
>[]
>>132116025He’s gonna spend his whole fucking career in the AHL isn’t he?
>>132116025
>wolfieI hope Dustin has a long, productive career is this Gary League; and has a long, entertaining rivalry with none other Adam Fox, lads.. that sounds nice.. >who with me??
>>132116069stop trying to fit in fag just fuck off find a new general don't care
>>132115926Puljujarvi if you still consider him "in the league" lowest IQ all types
fox is overrated
>>132116093Just like his >rags
>>132116080>don't care Then stop replying to every single one of his posts you pathetic fuck
>Brind'Amour: "That’s the unfortunate part of this, (people are) going to look back and everyone’s going to say you got swept. That’s not what happened. I watched the game. I’m there. I’m cutting the game. We’re in the game. ... It could have been four games the other way."Kek what an insane cope imagine if a canadian team's coach had said this
>>132115985the oilers would have made the ecf again with mike smeth
>>132116102simp
>>132116106No randy “fan” will care
>>>>>Puljujarvi if you still consider him "in the league" lowest IQ all typesBulju is gonna make the Jokerit team come alive and win some championship gold in Liiga.. >
>>132116025He's rapidly maturing from cub to full fledged wolf awooooo
>Cheryl Pounder
>>132116106>everyone’s going to say you got swept. That’s not what happened.That's weird I thought I watched the games but just to make sure I just looked at the results and it says they lost four games in a row in a best of seven
DId everyone remember to watch the Memorial Cup?
>>132116205I watched the Isobel Cup
>>132116133Jokerit is a low IQ team too they fled finland for russia right before a war and they're not allowed back in their "top tier">On 5 April, Jokerit subsequently announced ending their participation in the KHL completely; at first Jokerit applied to join Liiga, but after being rejected,[5] they applied to join Mestis, the second tier of Finland, and got accepted for the 2023–24 season.
>>132116227Whats an isobel cup for? Protecting your mangina?
>>132116182>>132116106copeseethe1993
>>132116237
>>132116228Perfect place for Jessesome place to cool off and lie low, lads
>>132116106
Yknow I think rod and his team got a lot of respect in the handshake line after getting swept but not really swept because it was close
>>132116269>"Keep the wife's bedroom door unlocked tonight, won't you old sport"
Crazy weathers these days. Clear to know with hot temperatures meaningful hockey simply can not be played at the moment
>>>I watched the Isobel Cupdon't they broadcast that shit on Twitch?? wild stuff
Hey guys did jumbo joe win the cup this year
>>132116227I had to look up what that is.>named after the daughter of Lord StanleyCute.
Had a great post just a moment ago and I have completely forgotten what it was
>>132116278The good guys got it started
>>132116309You dont even have to edit the JUST hair onto him or the soul crushed eyes
A japanese woman with an intact hymen that has never taken a covid vaccine
>>132116293Now that the dust has settled, why did he do it?
>>132116309He has become tired again, unofficially.
The qmjhl should be banned from sending a team to the memorial cup because they banned fighting
>>132116309He will steal the sharkies from david quinn and do even worse
>>132116301correctand there's no suitable place for Ice anywhere in the Southern Hemisphere>which means that Moon colonization is our only hope for a proper second Pro League the ice on the Moon will be fucking perfect, lads, I promise
>>132116328I took that screencap when he signed with the panthers kwab
had a good post lined up but couldnt solve the captcha so i just closed the window
>>132116348If a Qmjhl player fights in the memorial cup do they disciplined by their league?
ban fighting on the Moon
>>132116361Way she goes.
Kuckloops bros...
Randy did you hear about this one
>>132116360The beard is consuming his face like a head crab
I love how no one responds to that worthless fuck TBG
>>132116388Tell me are you eatin the cockrandy are you suckin a penis (hey baby) are we losing touch
HEADLINE IDEA; STOPSTEELHEADS HAMMER WALLEYE; STOP
Aw shit
>>132116461Roy had unreal sty. maybe the most stylish goalie ever
>kamloops goalie has .692 save percentage
>>132116423Can you believe they ate all of that cockAll of that cockCan you believe they signed andersieveA black kid is cool
Hopefully ww3's most violent and destructive battles take place in Kamloops
>>132116478True easy number 1 all time for me desu
>>132116498jen
>>132113293Unfortunately not without the Chicago Wolves development. The Canes are destined for a very poor upcoming season.
>The best coach in Canada right nowThe NHL don't deserve him
just how badly will r*ddit seethe when bobrovsky takes the cup back to putin?
Nathan gaucher is having an exciting game
>>132116540reddit loves bob
Fellow bramptonchads I spilled my chickpea masala on my pajamas
Is Kamloops a stinky city?
>getting your shit destroyed in the Memeorialc Up lameOH SHIT UHOH QUEBECLE UH OH
I'm glad that I get to watch another knights game. I don't like it when my team sweeps
>>132116540redditt still isn't allowed to discuss ovechkin approaching gretzky's goal record
>>132116589not every kickit spot on the planet has to meet with your approval, Cpt Topstyles..
the fruit loops got fucking jobbed
>>132116507I like turkey but I think that's the fanduel draftkings favorite
>>132116658Nice poppy jersey though
Wish my islanders were playing
>>132116616Well they sure have stinky hockey players.
>>132116577
>>132116672It's a little gauche to wear poppies outside of November.
>>132116728True desu. US memorial day is soon I guess>shamloops>zellweger
>>132116718the Memorial Cup is for family entertainment and light hearted fun only, lads.. never put your heart on the line for a volunteer cup tourney, garbage time.. may as well get excited for the Bean Pot every year.. oh wait.. no, nvrmnd.. >the shitty of Kamloopys
5-1good thing my pats didn't send bedard to kamloops, this is embarassing
>roy>hunter>babcock>quennevilleyeah i'm thinking kino is going to be back on the menu boys
We got too cocky frenchsisters
>>132116771Bedard played well with stank it could have worked
>>132116773Gary is going to seethe
patrick "castaway" roy
>>132116608The 'vechkin is getting older and the rest of the Capitals are getting worse
Crispin Roy
>>132116838wtf
>>132116309Do you think the sharks will retire his number
Overly complicated Korean car commercial about the Leafs or the Rangers firing Patrick Wah before the trade deadline
>>132116859Chris Benoit
>>132114259He's no Dusty Gooch
>>132116872Yes but they shouldnt
why the fuck is Crosby dating some 37 year old roastie
>>132116906Hes doing the aaron rodgers thing. Doesnt matter who you pick for home if you treat away games as a good excuse to check out a new adult theater
she peaked in azkaban imo
Is Will Smith the Fresh Prince of Montreal?Chris Peters of FloHockey joins the podcast to talk about one of the potential picks at number five in the 2023 NHL Draft: Will Smith.As Chris has followed the USNTDP the whole year, he has a lot to tell us about Smith and his development."I think there's a couple of reasons the first, let's focus simply on what he's done this year. He built strength in the offseason. I think he improved his skating to a certain degree as well. It's not one of his strengths, you would say, but he's become a better skater than he was last year. I think that he's grown in confidence and was able to do things this year that he wasn't able to do last year."Chris continues: "He has become a real play-driving center, which is always going to have value in a draft. His hockey sense is great, super strong. I think that he dictates the pace of a shift based on the way that he controls the puck and he's going to be the guy that's carrying the puck into the zone. He's going to be the guy going through the neutral zone. What I think really fascinates me about Will is his understanding of where everyone is in the offensive zone. He knows where the holes are, he knows where his teammates are. He knows when he has to take the puck to the net."
>>132116925I don't care, he just needs to reproduce for the good of Hockey Canada
>>132113269>>132113969>>132115669>>132115969>>132116069>>132116269
Craig's got the shakes
>>132116947bedard bussy is fertile
>again>so again>and again>again
>>132116947ive told you beforethere isn't a woman powerful enough on this earth to carry Sidney's seedAmanda Kessel was the one but sid spilled spaghetti
>>132116903This
>>132116947It should be government policy to supply crosby with ten concubines a year to impregnate. I'd pay taxes for that instead of bringing the entire third world over
>>132116974Holy grim
Will Hilary Knight have kids or is she gay gay
>>132116995
>>132116995just like my penguins
>>132116309He turned into pre-comeback Brendan Fraser.
Ovi Jr probably already has a slice of Ukraine carved out for him
>>132117009Does she got AIDS
>>132117026just like my islanders
Who you got to win the mem?
>>132115047>>132117012>>132117048Retard
>>132117075Our Thunderbirds
>>132117087Gay
That's definitely intent to injure
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOREF YOU SUCKYOUSUCK
fruit bros, I thought it was "our year"?
SCARRRRRRRRR
>>132117147Would you shut the fuck up about the cereal. We're not kids
watching the memeorial
Yeah this smells like choke
>>132117173No shit bud
*ahem*uh oh, Quebec..
>>132117138I say this and also start chants with fans
>>132117181Shit bud
If brennan othmann wins the memorial cup canada becomes an Evil Country
why does that man have a badger's ass glued to his face?
>>132117009Chel?
>>132117105imagine being this fruit's teammate
>>132117185me tooi also sing hey baby when the arena dj plays it because it reminds me of the kino 2018 world juniors
>>132117208Do you sing the blink 182 song
>>132117216no, fuck the softpusys
uh oh Kamloops, you sure suck ass
>>132117218It's a panthers tradition now
SHORT HANDED SCARRRRRRRRRRR>it was 5-3
>>132117208Ooooh! Aaaaah!
Shamloops goalie sucks bro he's always on his ass
>>132116974I never understand why they did this every one remembers Luongo as a Canuck he did nothing special as a panther for the 11 years he was there
>>132117249he faced more rubber than a sorority sister at a frat party. I guess that's why.
>>132117249But he came back to them when he was a broken husk of a man. That screams loyalty.
>>132117249
>>132117236I WANNA KNOOOOWIF YOU'LL SCORE A GOAL
>>132117249Soulless franchises with no history need to pretend they have one
>>132117218Obsessed and seething
>>132117236Playoff points leader among active players for the New York Islanders
hey goalie, what's the score?
>>132117249>>132117266>>132117271>>132117273>>132117287you guys just don't get itto the actual panthers fans luongo remains basically a demigodhe doesn't have any haters like in vancouver almost universally lovedi know you won't take it seriously but he means a lot to the franchise even if he achieved nothing
kamLoops bLazers
>>132117342Loops Lazers? i don't get it
>>132117342The 420 blazitfagets
>>132117342Kamloops blosers
Just get me to BC Lions
Junior's kinda crazy. Like let's not take away the cross ice pass it's the meta in the big leagues and it's only cost us five goals
>>132113269Imagine allowing eight (8) goals in a ice hockey game
>>132117011
>>132117418>only 1 wild fankek
>>132117390>>132117411https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1Kb-l_6fzc
>>132117340literally nobody watched him play on the panthers. he was never playing infront of sold out crowds. the guy who was hawking slapchops on tv at midnight was more popular to the average south florida person than luongo.
>>132117418SAD
>>132117340jeff beukeboom was also a fan favourite should he get his number in the rafters too?
>>132117480i miss the slapchop guyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAw0_wiDcd8
>>132117411
>>132117516Didnt he bite some hookers tongue off and get arrested
>>132117469Soul...
>>132117519The 2021 season really was a lot of fun
>jewtube is trying to get me to racemix
For me, it's the Dallas Stars hockey team.
>>132117556Garybros he saw through it....
>>132117521lol, probably. I mean, guy probably took countless acting lessons. Worked out, did his best to crack into the industry. In the end, he was only known as the slapchop guy. So he probably figured if a hooker is his prize, fuck it. Do what you want.
How to fix Dallas:Get rid of BennGet rid of SeguinGet rid of SuterGive Pavelski the captaincyFully embrace the young talent in Olofsson, Mavrik, Wyatt, and RoboHave Roope and Miro as alternate captainsSign Domi for 3 yearsGet Otter his own masseuse to work his massive shoulders from carrying the team this yearCoax Barry Trotz back to being a head coachUse the 98-05 jersey design for the new jerseys with the current colors.
Luongo will always be canuck. Floridas just not that kind of city for him
>>132117519One of Josh Bailey's many exciting games as an Islanderhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puMana_bq1o
>>132117556filipinas? Meh. They are sexy until you tie the knot. Then they just get fat and bitchy like latinas. If you're looking for asian, go either japanese or chinese. Koreans are plastic dolls. They will give birth to ungodly children.
>>132117603Luongo was underrated
>>132117616Not exactly. He never winned the cup
>>132117628Same with Turco
>>132117628>winnedState of Canadian education
>>132117645This is what happens when you focus on inclusivity and faggotry
>jamie benn plays>they lose>jamie benn doesn't play>they winIs Benn really that much of a cancer?
>>132117600>Fully embrace the young talent in Olofsson, Mavrik, Wyatt, and RoboAnd Stankoven
>>132117667Yes, give Pavs the C already dammit
>>132117645Just say the easiest words to save time
>>132117671Fuck, i shouldn't have overlooked him
>>132117671Stankoven just lost 8-3
>>132117667Benn and Seguin are anchors keeping Dallas back from having more cap space to develop youthful players
>>132117694>good player should win every gamewhy are canadians this retarded?
>>132117616He was pretty rated. lu was a massive deal because of the olympics. nationwide everybody who was a goalie wanted to be him. but bottling the 2011 final changed that reputation quickly https://youtu.be/GFt9B35p0EQ
>>132117715Vancouver outchoked the ruins and we all know it.
>>132117706benn just scored 33 goals
>>132117730You now remember the hit on nate horton and the game that followedhttps://youtu.be/KP4JBX-jASo
>>132117519KWAB
>>132117715As a Canucks fan I thought him starting for Canada was the worst decision ever lol
>>132117667it's the problem a lot of teams have with the caphogs.>player is considered star+ tier>gets signed a massive contract>goes on wild benders with the likes of seguin and kane>wonder why they start sucking badcocaine is a hell of a drug m8
>the panthers are 4 games away from luongo from winning a cup
>>132117777Doesn't matter, he fuckin sucks and took a game misconduct for crosschecking.
>>132117797There defence was like>Niedermayer Pronger>Keith Doughty>Weber Boyle>Seabrookbasically anyone could have started. fleury was even more of a mental midget and bad at playing the puck. (you now remember his world junior blunder) it was best to start luongo, he was younger than marty
>>132117816gotta admit though. That first game against the relocanes was fucking good. I don't think I've ever seen a game go into quadruple overtime.
>>132117845how young are you?
>>132117837literally top 2 best rosters ever assembled everI kneel
>>132117837Yeah Seabrook as a 7 is disgusting but no I never forgot Fleury's wjc blunder lol
>>132117854younger than you
>>132117715>bottling the 2011 final>2 shutouts>team scored 4 goals in final 5 games, didn't score more than 3 the entire fucking series>goalie's faultfor sure
>>132117891Most of the losses were lost from the start when they immediately put 3 or 4 behind him, you can't expect a team to come back after that. He definitely had good performances but the stinkers were career defining.
Blazers played like my islanders
https://youtu.be/JjveBhgnzpYIt’s up
>>132117944Does the host city ever not embarrass themselves?
>>132117915sedins combined for two goals and were minus 12, get real
Imagine your fleury, you win the cup in 2009 but your seen as too shit to play in the Olympics so they go with 37 Brodeur and shitter Roberto Luongo instead of you KWAB.
>>132117976Marty brodeur was elite for a long time I remember he was stellar even as a 40 year old. I remember when he was the cover athlete of chel and all the habs fans were mad that they put a retiring old man on the cover instead of their precious subban
>>132117952I think the host won it last year and the team of the century london knights won the mem at home as the host and the ohl champion
>>132118040Sad, at least he got out on the cover eventually I think
>>132117891Usually goalies that allow 8 goals in a playoff game dont end up winning the seriesBut enough about my islanderswith a chance to eliminate in game 6 the canucks gave up 4 unanswered goals in the first period and then went home and let up a back breaker at the end of the 1st period which deflated the team. Obviously not the goalies fault alone but he could have played better for sure
>>132113269It's time to let him back in
This year's crop of newfags fucking suck
>>132118235Just like my islanders
>>132117976brodeur won the vezina 4 out of the last 6 seasons before those olympics and you thought they were going to pass on him?
>>132118281Yes
>>132117952pats could've won the 100th but god said no
>>132118073jen. Never get tired of seeing that pic
>>132118235Like my Penguins?
>>132118281and none of them were deserved
>>132118379We don’t false flag here bud
>>132118400you're just jealous that a goalie could think outside of the trapezoid. Plus, didn't he dump his wife for her sister?
>>132118426>didn't he dump his wife for her sister?yes
>>132118424https://archive.4plebs.org/_/search/text/%22just%20like%20my%20islanders%22/>10959
>>132118447Stephen has done a wonderful job at organically growing the New York Islanders fanbase.
>>132117423
>>132118447>doesn't even include stuff like "JLMI" or any variations of the phrase weeeeeewwwwwwww
Flames Chads own this you fucking faggotsLook at this shit
>w-why is the thread so slowYou absolutely fucking FAGGOTS can't generate a thread unless FLAMES are posting We fucking own /hoc/
>>132118837>>132118852HIGH ENERGY posting right there gets me PUMPED just reading it
flamescucks ruin everything
>>132113293Next year, I hope the Canesies DOUBLE the number of eastern conference finals victories they had this year.
>>132113753friendly reminder that the 2023 Canes won as many conference final games as the 2022 Oilers. kek
>>132118852
>>132114083>is 89 years oldgod I'm gonna miss him when he's gone. May Kevin Bieksa be his heir.
>>132114378problem?
>>132119114be funnier and more entertaining and you will be happier
NHL GM’s evil failson pushed my wheelchair down the stairs
>>132119114>>132119291And cuter
>>132119291Hey Ashton, did you and Andy have the baby yet or did he abort it?
Your bowmans, your quennevilles, your JalonensYour lemiuxes, your lindroses, your buljus
>>132119496Your retarded aussies
>>132119344Last I heard PPP was in the hospital for being fat and gay in a hot tub with a bunch of dudes.
>>132119511Your modanos, your kanes, your trumps
>>132119621Your jefferies, your bundys, your irwins
>>132119690fucking hate the jewess bros give us ken again
>>132119621>kanesThe Tottenham one or the guy in the red mask?
>>132117423Your own? Impressive.
>>132118581is this stephen guy your boyfriend?
>>132119917Fuck man you know how long I have been trying to get into that ass? We take things one day at a time.One day Stephen will be the boyfriend I always wanted.
Never even tried to skate.
>>132119690THANK YOU FOR COMING TO OUR GAMES!
soon the latvian bvll will rake the leaf
>>132120154um no don't think so
>>132119958It was either you learn to play hockey or you learn to code russian malware and you chose the latter and theres nothing wrong with that. Every russian faces that crossroads in their lives.
>Brian Propp is a Canadian former professional ice hockey left winger who played 15 seasons in the National Hockey League from 1979 to 1994. He featured in five Stanley Cup Finals with three different NHL teams and lost every single one.
>>132117845In the bubble first game of the blue jackets lightning series went to 5OT the year after they got swept. Korpisalo had over 80 saves. You don't remember 3 years ago?
>>132121361>You don't remember 3 years ago?I can't remember yesterday.
>>132120602This guy is the Finland of hockey players. Between 1995 and 2011 I think we lost something like 7 or 8 finals in olympics, world cup and world championships combined.
>>132121716Suppose that's a blessing when you deliver papers for a living
I want to give Matthew Tkachuk head while he drinks lean out of the Stanley Cup.
Garys interns are getting bolder every year
>>132122850Sad
what a beautiful saturday my frens
Good morning islanders fans
>>132123129the day of the rake has come
>>132123275I’m not watching the game. Is Finland winning?
>>132123314you're losing against latvia lol
>>132123390Ah good for Latvia. I thought we were playing Finland but it turns out that one already happened lol.
>>132123440yeah, you can't help but feel sympathetic for a smaller country when they face off against a top team
Team Canada currently playing like my islanders
>>132123506Sure. I think it would be cool if Latvia won the tournament. It would be an incredible moment for those Latvian players. Of course I would still prefer for Canada to win. But I can’t hate on Latvia.
>>132123548latvia needs rape correction
>>132123585I don’t think this Team Canada is gonna be the one to do that lol. This is the Canadian Z-team
no american posts for the past 4 hours and the thread quality is way up. maybe we really are the problem
>>132123657>muh letter-teamThat's just cope for underperforming.
>>132123657>Z-Team>21 NHL players>The #2 draft prospectyou're getting blown out of the water by a team with 0 NHL players
>>132123657>>132123838See? Spain understands and I don't know if it even rains there, much less snows.
>>132123862it has snowed once in the last 10 years here. but we won the 2nd division iihf championship last month
>>132123745>>132123838Of course they’re underperforming. They have to stop playing like shit if they’re gonna beat Latvia. That’s pretty embarrassing. >Z-teamIt was a hyperbole you ding dongs. But you can’t tell me this is a strong roster. Weegar and Toffoli are their best players. There are way better Canadian players sitting at home because they couldn’t be bothered to play in this tournament.
>>132123949the national federation cannot afford the insurance surcharge for playing a superstar like crosby or mcdavid. especially since it's not seen as the pinnacle of competition like world cups usually are in the rest of sport
>>132124021Yeah it’s kind of a bummer. I wish they would do it at a different time of year sometimes to try to get more interest from top talent. I don’t know if that would even work though. I just want best-on-best tournaments back. It’s been almost 10 years since Sochi.
>>132124072i heard rumours that the NHL will let their players go to the 2026 winter olympics. lets hope theyre real
>>132123838Fantilli isnt going second after the way he played in the tourney
>>132124125I think they’re supposed to under the current CBA. But the owners might try to pull some funky bullshit. We’ll see. >>132124072Replying to myself, I just remembered the 2016 World Cup of Hockey, which was actually the most recent best-on-best tournament. Clearly not that memorable, since I literally forgot about it. We need the Olympics back for sure.
I care about international hockey this much......
>>132124169He's a bust like Bedard will be. The 2023 draft class will turn out to be trash.
Reasons to why Canada hasn't won a cup in 30 years according to 32 Jeff Marek and Elliotte Friedman:1. High taxes2. Canadian fan pressure3. Cold weather
>>132124368its cold in pittsburgh and detroit and chicago
>>132124367I’ve only been on /hoc/ for a few years. Do you guys call every elite prospect a bust, or is there something specific about Bedard that you dweebs don’t like? And for Christ don’t say “size”
>>132124368Frequent dipshit management would be number 4 for me. Covid border restrictions is a sneaky recent one too.
>>132124513we're thinking about busts all day
>>132124368Entitled ownership and old boys club management
A lot of homers in /iihf/. /hoc/ needs this level of passion>>132124559Mostly Janet Gretzky's
threads almost over but>laffs
>>132124799>laffs>rags
>>132124828just like my islanders
Good Lord this Team Canada is ass.
Eager to start a new /hoc/ thread
finishing him
>weegar
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