My favorite MMA moment of all time was Islam Makhachev raping Charles Oliveira's bussy.
>>132112020THE thread?
Sleemvious :D >>132103624
Alex Emelianenko is fighting now
>>132112070Fedor if he alchoholic
Fat choco boota
We can get every UFC event for less than 5 USD a month right now, but I'm still now paying one cent for such a shitty, watered down product.
yeah drop the stream link then faggot
Jannies tongue my anus.
why did he let him up
heem tappyalex wins
the first ever super heavyweight slap match was a resounding success. i can only imagine how good the first super duper heavyweight slap match will be
Imagine if he wasn't the size of 12 year old
>>132112190i dont think the super duper heavyweights could make it up the steps
>>132112201Normalize giving midget children GH and anti-estrogens
>>132112201>they gave Riggitini the childhood lab treatment but not this man truly a clown world
Thinken bout James Vick
>>132112310he's doing okay outside the ufc. lost a couple but they were just decisions instead of violent heems this time
>>132112310>>132112337If Vick had a chin he'd be the GOAT
>>132112337Last I saw he was getting the life beat out of him by Andre Fialho
thread bout to get nuked
>>132112384nah Circles just got b& in last thread. nothing to do with this thread
Mark Coleman is 60 years old.
>>132112310Rewatching his fight with Garth right now. He was winning until that fluke ko.
still can't believe heemsters rated Fecalho whose best win was a standing TKO of retirement Vick
>>132112511>Mike Chandler tolerating unfathomable amounts of bullshit, hoping that Conor actually shows up to fight him and not a 60 year old wrestler or a prostitute on his boat
The ufc should arbitrarily strip champions that are boring or standing in the way of more interesting matchups
>>132112646female opinion
You got a problem with Dana White then you got a problem with me. Maybe we should take this shit outside so I can teach you some proper fucking respect. I'II knock you on the fucking floor and have you crying for mommy to come save you. Maybe that'll teach you what a stand up guy Dana White is.
The ufc should arbitrarily make some people fight with one arm tied behind their back.
>>132112667You really wanna see aljo defend the bw belt 3 more times over the next 3 years?
>>132112705just think of how much more satisfying it will be when his soul leaves his body
I heemed my meng
>>132112705He's defended it twice within the past year and if on schedule will defend it 3 times this year alone.
>>132112705I don't think anyone is in a place to criticize his strength of schedule.
>>132112749tomorrow you will not masturbate
>>132112705he's defended 3 times in the last year and has another lined up already. go after islam bro
>>132112646This would improve the sport drastically.
>>132112757>almost lost to someone who hasn't trained in 3 years>beat a one armed opponent>beat someone with no cornerB-b-beast of a schedule b
>>132112757That would be a good run in 2018
>>132112814you're right he should be facing killers like cory sandhagen and rob font
>>132112856I'm not saying it's his fault he's fluked his last 4 wins. It just is what it is
any fights? OP thread a shit
MMA but with no kicks
It’s incredible the cope Aljo causes. He has literally taken every fight he’s been offered for years on end. Tell me, who has he not fought that he should have by now?
Dana White's Kick Fight
>>132112891kicks are based tho
Dana White’s Nitro Fight
psst… sunburns lmao
Aljo should be stripped of the belt if he doesn't win his next fight
Aljamain’s run to the strap and opponents rankings at the time Brett Johns #14Cody Stamman #10Jimmie Rivera #5Pedro Munhoz #4Cory Sandhagen #4
>>132112911He doesnt need to be in the ufc, he got to the top but no one cares. They'd be better cutting him and boosting yan, omalley, sandhagen, and umar
Dana White's knife fights
Belal really shouldn't be ranked
Belaljo chads why do they fear us so
Yan got a title fight from beating Urijah Faber
The belt should be given to the biggest draw
>>132112968I’m not quite sure what this means but you sound like a mandrama loser
Mike Perry should be instated heavyweight champ of the UFC
The belt should be given to the biggest Schaub
Dana White’s Pitbull Fights
>>132113022That will happen at 291
>>132112996Aldo got it from losing to Moraes
>takes no shit from anyone>never fucked withWhat better MMA personality is there?
>>132113001Let me make it clear: the ufc would lose noe value if they cut aljo like they lost no aljo when they dumped demetrious johnson. The fans are salivating for umar, sandhagen, ccc, and yan.
>>132112968Imagine if the next Superbowl was Chiefs vs Lions, but the NFL decided that the Lions weren’t popular enough so they were gonna just let the Rams play instead. Imagine letting the NFL, the most clownish sports league of all, still feel more legitimate than you
>>132112996>title fight for beating a UFC HOFer shocking
>>132113069Nobody gives a shit about any of those losers, seethe more, pigskin
>>132113069No they wont. Cazzies only care about Conor Izzy and Jones.
Dana White's Crabcock League
>>132113069Thanks for clarifying. You’re definitely a loser.
>>132113069You worthless piece of shit
For the record Colby and Jiri have fought the same number of times in the last 3 years. Colby has also fought better competition.
>>132112020what's up with the diaper?
>>132113069Get the fuck outta here.
>>132113073ufc already set the precedent with trading mighty mouse, and giving title fights to dan henderson, dillashaw, colby, korean zombie, islam, poaton, and al iquinta. If you're already a clown show might as well start a rodeo
>>132113066
>>132113073Huh?
why doesn't someone just beat aljo
>>132113069What's your problem man?
>>132113169Determining title fights and cutting fighters based on who gets the most PPVs, rather than who the best fighter is, is the equivalent of other sports leagues deciding who the final teams are based on fanbase size instead of playoff performance
>>132113185his strategy of getting down on all fours like a dog to bait knees is simply too good
Dana White presents: Man vs Tiger
Im not a fan of randomly stripping champs but aljo doesnt even fight right, he just stalls the fight on all 4s in a position that should get him ko'd instantly if the ufc had better rules. It's the only reason he wins. I will give him credit that he grappled yan well and showed great cardio and toughness vs henry but he still won those fights by stalling in an unnatural fighting position
>>132113240why didn't cejudo simply go for a choke
>>132113207It'd make more sense as an analogy if that's how the PFL set up their playoffs. The UFC is mostly merit based but they can tip toe around that because they don't have a league system or real negotiated path to the title
>>132113240He did that for like 15 seconds out of a 25 minute fight against Cejudo. I agree the rules should be changed but cmon, it’s not as massive of a deal as people pretend it is. It only became such a spotlight because Yan had a negative IQ moment that one time
>>132113066>takes no shittakes black dildos in his ass
>>132112570>>132112511Chandler is a very capitalist guy, he puts up with Conor's crap because he believes that richer people have more rights than poorer people
no cap i could heem all your asses fr fr
>>132113214Schaubs son? Fer suuuure I can see man kicking him in the face and smashing all his facebone
>132113306>tfw my ohp is 132 lbsI don't think so twinky
>>132113069based fuck aljo and other snoozers
>>132113185Yan and Triple C both beat Aljo
>>132113262>engage in BJJ with the BJJ guyNext you'll be asking why Jourdain didn't scoot with Kron
bbj
>>132113270It isn't a perfect analogy, but the point is that the UFC's way of setting up title fights isn't nearly as merit-based as it should be for an organization so insistent on portraying MMA as a legitimate sport. In a legitimate sport, storylines and personality shouldn't factor into who gets the title shot at all, it should just be the best contender. For instance, I'm not even a huge fan of Pav but the fact that a 40 year old practically retired Stipe was targeted instead as the next heavyweight fight for Jones is silly. It cheapens the cool stories that happen when they're so manufactured on purpose
If Cejudo was even a year younger Aljo dies in that 5th roundIf he was the same Cejudo that fought Crus and Moraes he steamrolls Aljo and makes it look easy
>>132112020Nice Michael Jackson moves but you're supposed to freeze on the lean
Yo The Rock. Fuck your shoes.
>>132113285It wasnt bad in the ccc fight and yeah yan 1 was yan spazzing out but vs yan 2 it's all he did in rounds 4 and 5. UFC should change the rules
Did Islam win or lose the story against Volk?On one hand he went life and death with a midget. On the other he out struck the best striker in the UFC.
If Sean actually heems Aljo it'll be a coronayion moment, like Izzy heeming RobFor the health of the sport and division Aljamain must lose inshallah
>>132113069kek got the mutts seething
>>132113540We have to see how Volk does in his next fightsIf Islam flushed him it's an instant story win like Reyes vs Jones
>>132112020Anyone know how Amir Albazi fights? I dont think i've seen him fight
>>132112201I bet DJ would be a fucking super star if they let him fight some heavyweights.
>>132113572Wrestler with good cardio and submission threat, his hands are allright too
>>132112646They shouldn't be stripped, but they should definitely be forced to fight multiple times a year.
Colby here ask me anything heemers
>>132113572wrestler
>>132113609If DJ and Triple C were like 5'8 no one would ever shut up about them
>>132113622Midkara France is fucked
How often do y'all pass out on the couch on a fri/sat night?
>>132113639Every time I see Max's face in a picture:>It is what it is.
>>132113645I don't sleep on weekends
>>132113655
>>132113456That's a fair statement
>>132113609Why have my eyes been constantly aching for the past year and a half?
>>132113540>won the story>won the belts
*is mad*
>>132113630That's not a question>>132113796I have no idea man
Aljo should fight merab so they can make another "they were friends" build up another kino for the book
>>132113884Aljo vs O'Malley, who wins?
>>132113905which one of them sticks with longo during the feud?
>>132113906Based
>>132113916The mentally undefeated beast of course
>>132113926Idk merab maybe
You guys ever eat a bag of potato chips that was so good that it made you want to sit down and right epic poetry?
>>132113916My brain says Aljo but Dana's script says Sean
Dern has the biggest physique transformation in the UFC in the USADA era
I hate every single ufc fighter and the sole reason I pay attention to it is to see the ones I hate the most lose in hopefully brutal and humiliating fashion
I love every single ufc fighter and the sole reason I pay attention to it is to see the ones I love the most win in hopefully jovial and exhilarating fashion
he took the brunson pill
>>132113989>>132114009The binarity of man
>>132114021fuckin peasants
Name the fighter
Okay well that's all the time I have guys I'm scripted to win against Leon in a few months I appreciate the support
>>132114135bobby green
Leon flatline KOs Colby within 2 rounds.
Leon UD anyone and everyone with ease
And your winner by unanimous 48-47 decision is Colby
>>132112020
>>132114244Prime Gomi heems prime O'Malley in 120 seconds in MMA.
Hapman... My black son... God has put you in a hero position... Don't forget
>>132114244>Grappling tournaments
>>132114274niggas gonna be robbing the local target soon talmbout hero this hero that
>>132114244>SmiffWhy is he ALWAYS involvedFirst my walls and how this webmI'm sick of this shit man
mike tyson fought 18 professional boxing matches when he was 19 years old, between july of '85 and june of '86 and he won all but 2 by KO or TKOname one heavyweight mma fighter who could do that
>>132114362Parker porter
AnthonyLionheartSmith
>>132114410What?
>>132114362Pavlovich
>>132114308You attacked his family.
Just cause I’m fuzzy on the outside people think I’m a peach. But really I’m a beast.
>>132114362MMA has a 100% injury rate. No one can fight that often. MMA training isn't like any other combat sport. Fighters have to be extremely lucky to fight often. 8 fights in a year is probably the maximum for high level competition
>>132114244bros has Gomi EVER really shown actual high level grappling skills? he basically falls into submissions even back in his "prime" lol. he was a fun gunslinger at lighterweight classes and was asian. a b-beeaast for sure b, but not that great ever
just posted "Hapman" in a dead heem thread, then waited 15min for a reply
boxing has mandatory challengers and they still can't make the right fights. what the fuck is wrong with that sport. they need to purge all the fake ones and get some real niggas that do it for the love of competition
>>132114021dis bitch got nipples pointin east and west
i wonder if mma gurus parents are fond of the lad and his success
the hapsplosion that Chandler is going to give to Conor will shock you all, he's been working on something.
>>132114549thats what we call hero position
>>132114569billy q is still my boy but how are you gonna lose to barboza in 2023 when the template has been out for years
>>132114569>You get $100,000 to stand straight up and cannot flinchEither>Edson Barboza flying kneeor>Francis Ngannou uppercutYour choice /heem/??
>>132114590flying knee from the guy that weighs 110 lbs less, ngannou could literally kill someone like me I weigh maybe 135 on a good day
Fuck, I accidentally just took a 90 minute nap. There’s no way im gonna be able to sleep tonight.
>>132114613ngannou is still on his feet, and is throwing with the mass of his arm mostly. barboza is leaping full force into the air, and the only object colliding in his way (where all of his bodies' force will travel into) is ur chin
Why are females values so inflated? I'm a high value male, working to be the best version of myself and I can only get fat chicks working at waffle house or some shit.
>>132114135
>>132114671I wish I could pop off 90 minute naps whenever I wanted to
>>132114685go to hispanic areas and get 6 or 7/10 fit latinas working at diners that have family values, or go to church in hispanic area or just a working class area in general
>>132114683A flying knee seems like it would be limited by just how high the dude can jump, the knee would stop "driving" pretty soon after hitting your chin I'd think. Whereas an uppercut won't stop until your chin is out of the way, i.e. folded backward
>>132114718based. a few other catches are similar like a 7/10 fit philipina STEM educated chick
thoughts on women with big naturals fighting in mma competition?
nobody who posts on 4chan is a high value male, except for me
>>132114843high quality mma right here
>>132114851Reviewbrah spotted.
Could you guys please settle down? I'm thinking up a high quality mixed martial arts post over here.
>>132114921t. (You)
Bout to write some high value emails
>UFC Fight Night: Kara-France vs. Albazi
mma niggas if they was thug shakin
Done pregaming, bouncin to the club to pick up high value babes. Cya kids have fun spending your friday night on /heem/
>>132114843talmbout
Genuine thoughts on Schaub?
legit questions my guys. in like latin/brazil culture, do they differentiate between calling real dark skinned dudes as "black" and other lighterskin / brownskin dudes as... "not black"/something else? does a "black" brazilian dude call a black african guy something else or are they both niggas??? pls respond for my own understanding
>>132114993
Alright I've finally developed my high quality mixed martial arts post. I'll be posting it on reddit. (You didn't think I would waste it on this pile of trash did you?)
>>132115010big fan personally
thinking about big rig
>>132115045is that really her??? holy fuck that's cute and hotSHE is a wmma who can GET IT b tawlmbout GIMME >:)
how do we get gfs that are not whores and can also cook
Prime Reem would of ate this and kept throwing
Does intense heat make anyone else here sick? Fuck dude, if I'm going to be a spicy at least I could be high temperature resistant or something.
>>132115073church in a working class area that is a relatively devout one but not a super trad one or anything like that
>>132115060yeah b, Uriah Faber pipes his hot black wife then Cory McKenna then Maycee Brapper. that manlet is living my dream. Cory even watches his kids while he pipes the other 2
For me, it's a sexual attraction to MALE fighters like Conor McGregor.
>>132115148Where are his abs
chadler has way higher levels of t "naturally" than mcbussy on all the roids
All Michael Chandler will have to do is initiate the 'Hero Position' and it will be all over for McGregor.
your inside jokes are lame asfpost schaub
>>132115118uriah is probably the most based mma coach/groomer of all time. i'm insanely jealous of him
*laughs in mcgregor*Shut the fook uo
Yew’ll do nutting!
>>132115265Beast of a dog
>>132115219he was never champ and he is a manlet but he's gotta have top 5 best mma retirements>still rich>still working in the sport and viewed favorably by fans>no signs of cte and not retarded>hot wife that provides kids and stays hot>free to fuck wmma prospects that pass through gym>low key enough to live a relatively normal lifebesides GSP, Urijah might be the best mma retirement story
>>132115287>free to fuck wmma prospects that pass through gymIncels are hilarious
>>132115265Imagine if he cared about mma
>>132115219Manlets can't suffer. Anybody that complains about their height just has a repulsive personality altogether.
>>132115160Gooby is a bad match up for him
>>132114683What’s schub so upset about here?
>>132115362i think he's actually excited sharing some stand-up show or something b
>>132112060>444 replieswtf did i miss
how do I train MMA with a toddler?t. single dad
have any of you tried tiger thiggg?
>>132115384wood chipper brit got banned. he posts a lot. you can look through and see what kind of poster he is. it just took 1 post to derail him into race posting and get bannedhttps://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/tnum/132103624/deleted/deleted/order/asc/
>>132115388first assume the hero position
>>132112967Better than Canby's run at the loss.
>>132115398I only drink captain and coke b
ian garry doesnt pass the eye testbryan battle passes the eye test
>>132115439you should try gin and coke b surprisingly good combo and the only people who would refuse to try this are fartsniffers who think they're too good to use coke as a mixer
>>132115398Beast of a whiskey, never tried it
>>132112511Anyone has his recent shadowboxing video? His knee almost collapsed while side stepping
bruce leeroy
>>132115460maybe I'll try that tonight, was already gonna try fanta and gin
heem of peach of a beast
the closest thing the ufc has had to george foreman is derrick lewisand thats cringe
>>132115525try them both i suppose, soft drink is cheap. i like gin but i don't consider it heemfuel, i like whiskey or beer when i'm seething at my tv on sunday mornings.
>>132115557foreman wasn't a chinlet heartlet
I’ll box the bleeding Head off anybody here in heem Hahahahah haha
>>132112020buck status: broken
you guys are in my fricken walls again arent ya...
>>132115615
>>132115403>Searching for posts in thread #132103624 and that have been deleted and in ascending orderdamn didn't know you could do that, good tool for pointing out schizos
>>132115638with a computer, you can do anything you want
Don’t want to drink this smoothie before bed but I know I need to if I want to go up a weight class. Calling on the power of Smiff to get me through this.
>>132115684Could you start a podcast?
They linked up!!
>>132115590>>132115716WHY DOES HE LOOK SO WEIRD. RICH LITTLE WEIRDO (but now more puffy and no beard???)
>>132115716Two aristocrats among the many savages of the combat sports world
>>132115716A true meeting of the minds
gane is really cool. imagine if he wasn't a can with 0 wrestling
Gane is an olympic silver medalist wrestler and multiple time world jiu jitsu champion
Cheers to the GOAT
if you comebine yoel romero and burns you get gane
in the entire history of the UFC there have been less than 10 good heavyweights. its a dead division with no talent. its only relevant because fat guys knocking eachother out has universal appeal
>>132115716>who da fook is this Gane
for me, it's crown royal. i'm not black btw.
>>132115716need it
>Mark Coleman is coming out of retirement for -AAACKKK!!!
how would human shrek do in the ufc
>luquefuture champ>rdacringe journeyman
>>132112020Fuck Dana
>>132115982*loses autistically*
Brandon Shaub
How come you coach him but not mee??
imagine tryin expain to a normie how guy on right would completely murder guy on left..
>mep4p best heem poster>youcringe journeyman
>>132116224i would drag you into the deapest waters b
OH HE'S HEEMED
>>132116233*steps into you*back up doo
>>132116022He blew his chance
licking Erin Blanchfields slimy pussy
>>132116163>"yeah so the guy on the right would absolutely murder the guy on the left">"wow cool, anyway you want fries with that?"
hasfrickenbulla
>>132116318no, onion rings instead
I am the lion fart
>>132116105Did you shop this to make him more handsome?
im a shcuabpilled hasbullamaxxer
>>132116378what does this mean please
what if usmeng beats chimpchav?
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME!?
>>132116403Chamiv doesn't fight
>>132116403Leon vs Usman 4
>>132116371Brunson is truly unheemable
>>132115982Human Shrek doesnt have that onyo in him no more. There's layers to this game.
only oldfags will remember watching this fight live
>>132116451Cannonneeg hits like babby
Aggh not the heckin painful neck crankerino
Dricus heems
>>132116520
i simply wouldn't ta- *goes to sleep*
I would tap before they even get the submission in. Actually as soon as it gets to the ground I'm tapping
I simply wouldn't Hapman
>>132116510Kino
Senator Michael Chandler
Twenty thousand Hapmaniacs
Michael Chandler fucks Brie once a month with a condom and adopts another mans black children.But WE sit at home everyday making fun of Hap and getting no pussywho are the real cucks?
>>132116654The guy raising another man's son
>>132116654I get pussy AND make hap jokes
>>132116654Hapman*
the hapster
>>132116660>>132116666>>132116667satanic numerals
I used to download music on hapster
>>132116654Does brie assume the hero position? Or is that a strictly father and son type of thing?
none of you pussies would actually call Mike Chandler a cuck to his little cuck face
test
Why couldn't Mike just be proud of his adopted negro son winning a baseball competition? Why did he need to send him a letter lecturing him on "hero position" and then post it on social media
>>132116703I would take a monster schaub out of my absolutely stanced and slammed goobussy right in his coffee cup
Does Francis Ngannou's teeny hawlg imrpove or decrease the value of his future career as a thug shaker?
>>132116772its not small, theres simply no way that it is small
>>132116784It's confirmed a mega mini meng. Unless he's a grower it's like 2 inches.
Fuck you khabib
I'm sorry Hapman, but it's time for you to become an hero - Michael Chandler
>>132116751someone like you who doesn't adopt another man's black child can never understand it
>>132116791>It's confirmed a megaexactly
>>132116751He's a glowie b.
Can someone post the hero position letter thing?
Khabib and islam actually really bullied DC and called him the N word behind he back I used to train at aka
wtf is hero position?
HERO POSITION X 100
>>132116841you don't wanna know b
>>132116841
>>132116841I think I've seen a gif of it
Nitro Hero Position
Hap "Hapman" Chandler
I'm the HapmanSki-bi dibby dib yo da dub dubYo da dub dubSki-bi dibby dib yo da dub dubYo da dub dub(I'm the Hapman)Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dubYo da dub dubSki-bi dibby dib yo da dub dubYo da dub dubBa-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bopeBop ba bodda bopeBe bop ba bodda bopeBop ba boddaBa-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bopeBop ba bodda bopeBe bop ba bodda bopeBop ba bodda bope
>>132116833i got you
>>132116908chandler can barely write hapman
>>132116908>our childrenthis nigguh aint got no kids tho
>>132116908Fucking detestable cuck weirdo
>>132116908Thanks b
You might remember me as the first guy to notice Jiri's fake shoulder injury was actually USADA. Or predicting Platinum Perry over both MVP as well as Luke Rockhold. Predicted the Edward's trilogy victory in London and ALSO predicted Chaos Covington as #1 contender with Belal crying on Twitter. Predicted Adesanya winning the rematch with Poatan.
This is gonna be HUGE!I predicted Ngannou would leave the UFC to re-juice for over 1 year and take his gimmick boxing fight and nobody could stop him from making 10's of millions and they didn't.
Even deeper under the UFC iceberg.
Watching cops always makes me realize how well off I am kek
>>132116993watch soft white underbelly
>>132116952>Jiri's fake shoulder injury was actually USADAThe story before this was that Jiri had been tested over 20 times by USADA in 2 months. Sure the shoulder injury was fake, but what the fuck are you talking about?
>>132116840Lies. Islam and Khabib are not racist
>>132112201Peak MMA was when MM, GSP, and ASilva were all kicking ass and tsaking names.been nothing but downhill since then.
>>132116969The UFC doesn't need any help becoming irrelevant, they are doing that fine enough on their own.
>>132116908>>132116939>>132116833>>132116841Chandler is unironically doing exactly as taught by Plato in The Republic. Anyone here familiar with that text and remember the part where Plato recommended that we teach our children that they are made either out of gold, silver, or [some other substance]. If you teach children they're made out of gold (which Chandler has adopted to be "Hero Position") then they'll grow up with a noble mindset and can serve society well.
read your Plato, Hapman
>>132117078haps a lost cause, ace is the future
>>132117101>Cyril Gane will never be a UFC champion
>>132117111Gane is actually the champion of the heavyweight division. Look into it.
Hapollo and Dionacesus
Gane.
>>132117116Wonder what he calls ace aceman? acer? Ice ace?
>>132117136Nitro Ace
Acey and the sunshine band
chandler is definitely a corporal punishment guy those kids are getting hapsploded on on the regular
>>132117171>getting hapsploded onthis is a blue board b
corporal springs
I'm gonna hapsplode all over you
Hapman Jones
Hapman hapman hapman them boys up to somethin
>>132115148i remember him. what a fraud he turned out to be.
Weight classes were made to protect heavyweights from the manlet rage of people like Volkanovski.
>>132117171>Hapman falling behind in his Plato studies again
>>132117267If I were a fighter I would simply fight above my weight class, disregarding the need to exhaust myself from cutting, and then easily dominate the fight with my superior speed.
>>132116408poor diet + poor hydration
Pure Violence Man
You know sunce leg sweeps and shoving your opponent to the ground are completely legal in Muay Thai why not just adapt a judo leg sweep and toss a nigga to the ground if they every try to go for a clinch
Where's your kid, Hap?
Reddit truly buys into a weird Marvel-esque view of morality in things like this, where they can only conceive of the hero winning and the villain getting comeuppance. Jones morally sucks and is a legitimate bad person, but he’s also the GOAT, and most people on Reddit can’t reconcile the two and it ends up frying their brains.
Hap might have a kid in like 10 years
>>132117078Plato is a fucking can I'd heem him stiff
Hap Jr.
>>132117432Jones isn't even top 5. He spent his career fighting skilless light heavyweight bums.
Hapwoman
Haptavious Pharaoh Chandler
>>132117443Nah he'd just wrestlefuck you to a UD
>>132117443Plato is built like the Soldier of God and practiced wrestling from a young ageHe would have fucked you up like how he fucked his young male students
playdoh was a beast fer sher b
>>132117486>poseidon-statue-ancient-greek-590x393.jpg
KEK
Hap is chad Hector (hero position) whereas Ace is twink Paris
>>132117270ASSUME THE HERO POSITION BOY
>>132117459Jones fought and beat 5 different light heavyweight world champions when it was the primer division of the UFCIt wasn't always a bum division, his reign was so dominating he pushed out all the highlevel talentYou can try to revise history all you want, but Jones GOAT status is simply undeniable
>>132117522at least thers only one wmma fight
>>132117522decent card it just lacks a main event
>>132117530
>>132117522didn't jared gordon get heemed like a month ago
>>132117522>>132117543>This is now considered a decent cardIt's over isn't it
Silve and GSP have never beaten guys as good as Cejudo or DCDJ and Jon are the only real GOATs
>>132117530He only fought so many former champs because they were all low level bums who couldn't hold onto the title. Not to mention that almost everyone he fought in his prime was considerably smaller than him.
>>132117555Jim Miller is based and has nice hair
>>132117459cazzie post
>>132117459Absolutely astounding expert level post from someone who clearly has unlimited knowledge.
Alexa Grasso spreading her butt?
>Rampage was a bum>Shogun was a bum>Machida was a bum>DC was a bum>Belfort was a bumlol
>>132117642Any fighter I don't like (especially white ones) has only beaten bums.
>>132117562It's literally over. Dana could take a shit on ppv and these niggas would pay $80 + tip
Volkanovski unironically has a more impressive resume than Jones if we're going by the skill level of his opponents.
>>132117666I wouldnt pay but I would stream that
>>132117642yesyesyesnoyes
Dana should announce a Hasbulla fight with another midge or at least have him hand off the BMF title. Now THAT I would buy.
Juan Jonas
>>132117672He beat Max 3 times and fought the ghost of TKZNot really his fault(the gatekeeper era sucks), but fighting the same guy three times kind of fluffed up his title reign
>>132117672His only impressive win is against Max, and he still only 1-2 against Max
>>132117707tune in to rnr b
>>1321177200-3 you retarded falseflagging bitch
>>132117735Max won the second fight
>>132117744Max won the third fight
>>132117744Max won all three
Hey Dana?Pay your freaking fighters.
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Hey Dana?Rape your fucking fighters.
>>132117672>This is what cazzies have become
Hey Dana?Put a GoPro in Sankos toilet
uhh maxbros…
>>132117769If tapology said to eat shit would you do it?
This your GOAT volkbabbies?
>>132117769the win over yair will age well when he flukes volk
>>132117758for me its bros lesnar
If you're going by damage done then Max won the first and second Volk fight but not the third. It was obvious that Volk started roiding in Thailand really hard after the Max rematch which is why he had such a noticeable increase in speed and strength, as well as muscularity.
>Volk is le heckin' GOA- *ACK*
>>132117799If you judge the fight by a completely different set of criteria than the fight was judged by then the result would be different
>Numba one fighta brazza>Sorry brazza we already fought this year, give me a year or two to prepare
>>132117799>but not the thirdGo away falseflagger
If they went by one ruleset then max would have won 2 of the 3 fights
>R-Rematch Islam?? Uhh no mate I'd rather stay active and fight Yair hehe no reason I just want to s-stay active yeh . . .
>>1321178523 of the 3 you bitch
Max is a win on the level if reyes or gustaffsonChampion claibur opponent who put up a good fight and arguably wonVolk has never beat anyone on the level of DC who was a strikeforce grand prix champion, KOTC champion, future UFC double champion, the first fighter to ever successfully defend a championship belt in two different weight classes, and an olympic calibur wrestler
>>132117838>If you judge the fight more accurately as defined by the unified rules of MMA then the result would be differentyes
My friends and i got jumped today When i got charged by this fucker i honestly kind of froze and just kept the distance guy landed some punches on me but nothing hardKinda disappointed in my performance but it was the smart thing to do since now im not in trouble and he is His Girlfriend stole and smashed my phone cops forced her to pay me moneyFriend got a broken nose other one got a busted lipHow is your night
>>132117852Max did absolutely nothing in the first fight you'd have to not watch it and/or be some slurping retard to think he won a single round
>>132117818that yank got smashed
Alexander Volkanovski is higher on the pound-for-pound list than Islam Makhachev.
Volkanovski is one of the biggest drawls in MMA now
It's so cucked that Australians take pride in Volk and Whittaker when they aren't even Australian. Volk is Macedonian or some shit and Whittaker is a born Kiwi. Stop slurping up other country's fighters just so you guys can pretend to be good at MMA.
>>132117889Damn too bad he lost to Islam lol
>>132117898okay but he still won?
>>132117898Whittaker is a maori
>>132117907>Okay but he still w- *ACK*
>>132117898>gets revved>starts racebaitingamerican post
>>132117914Jonny Bones Jones would never lose to a dagestani
>>132117925None of those are races
any american fighters?
>>132117925Literally nothing in that post has anything to do with race you schizo.
>>132117929>>132117931see what i mean
>>132117930LIterally the GOAT of all GOATs AljoGOAT SterGOAT. And before you spout off on "he's le heckin' Jamaican!" nope he was born and raised in NY.
>>132117946but they're not American, like volk is macedonian despite birth place, they're not American
Islut suckling on Daddy Volk's teet>>132117943No
Volkbros.. why is he running away from Jerome...
>>132117954He literally calls himself Alexander "The Great" indicating that he identifies more with his Macedonian heritage. If he were a real Australian he would refer to himself as Alexander "The Mate" instead.
>>132117970yes?who are the top american fighters?
>>132117930The greatest fighters of all time Demetrious Johnson and Jon Jones
I literally have ex gfs driving by my house wtf is wrong with women
What is this?
>>132117980Africans, obviously
>>132117987IV injection spot
>>132117978Jon Bones Jones. He would literally kill any Australian fighter. And no he is still American despite being black because he actually displays AMERIPRIDE. Check mate.
both islam and aljo lost their stories
>>132117987that's the spot where volkGOD dribbled his head against the canvas
>>132117992Jon Jones and DJ are both middle age white men
Who cares if no one’s going to watch an organization with a worse ruleset than both ufc and one, Francis gets to live his immigrant dreams. He won. It’s what the west is all about right?
Reminder that Volk received a longer medical suspension than Islam so Islam objectively did more damage to Volk according to doctors. You can't refute this.
Islam Makhachev is lower on the pound-for-pound list than Alexander Volkanovski despite beating him.
>>132117999aljo is the inverse nate. he wins the fights but can not win a story
>>132117987They remove his brian
>>132118017Zabit was the doctor
>>132117995 Black Americans are foundational Americans
>>132118021Seeing ColBEAST perform live has this effect any everyone
No American fighterswhy'd they genocide themselves?
The rematch, Jon
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>>132118018Volk baselessly accused him of cheating and refused to give up his pound for pound spot
>>132118045who won the first fight?
>>132118049Isn't it obvious?
>>132118056i guess parker porter is an american fighter that's cool
Cejudo lost. Volk lost.Adesanya lost (the Whittakkker rematch).Rose lost.Deal with it.
>>132118046why do these durka durka guys always call out brock
>>132118021But not his title, alhamdullilah
Despite losing to GOATkhachev I have to say I respect Volkanovski. He would beat literally any other lightweight, especially Oliveira who he would heem in the first round. He just wasn't quite good enough for Islam which there's no shame in.
You'll always have dookie dan Australia WAIT HE'S A KIWI LMAAAAAAOOOOOO
>BRAZZA I TAP>I TAP>THROW IN TOWEL BRAZZA THROW TOWEL
All anyone’s going to talk about in the future is how Volk nearly zeemed Islam. I can imagine all the YouTube videos generation A will make about it
>>132118067Affirmative action robbery per usual
Volk won purely based on my biases
So funny Volkcels have to create imaginary scenarios where Volk won. In the world we all live in…Volk lost.
>>132118096It's amazing that Cejudo is supposed to be some high IQ tactician genius but whenever Aljo was in this position Cejudo didn't think to punch him. He even had top control over Aljo several times and didn't try a single elbow. What a fucking retard.
Volkanovski is essentially Tibau
>>132118078He was getting outstruck by a wrestler, Dustin pieces him apart and makes it look easy, Gatchje forces him to play his game and remodels his faceOlives depends on how chinny he's feeling that day
>>132118103In the world we all live in…there are no american fighters
Islam Makhachev isn’t undefeated and will retire with at least one loss on his record.
Volk won the fight, story, and p4p rankings
>>132118109We all meme about blowjobjitsu but Cejudo took it unironically and has zero submission threats for something Aljo has done several times in his matches now
>>132118122Damn thankfully those other guys aren't wrestlers
>>132118122dustin was beat like a piece of shit by the zombie
>>132117758>Tairon gudlilaughed at the whole list
>>132118109Aljo probably had like 30 pounds on him and just uses that weight to hold on for dear life
Hank Cejudo
>>132118123There aren’t any Abbos either so none from your country by that metric
>>132118143Dustin owns the lightweight division and all muslims
>>132118152nah, that's not the metric i'm using?
>>132118158Oh sorry, what is?
Dustbinallah is unironically a nightmare matchup for Volk. Volk is a decent offensive wrestler but not big enough to wrestlefuck Dustin and has no submission threat. Not to mention Volk was nearly heemed by Max Holloway who is the most pillowfisted FEATHERWEIGHT in the UFC. Dustbin heems him with a check hook.
>>132118109He was keeping leverage Trying to light him up could potentially leave himself open to reversals which could lose him the whole fightAnd honestly it worked out pretty decently for him, he was in charge of most of those grappling situationsWhere things didn't go as planned were rounds 2 & 3 being so competitive If he was a bit faster or hitting a bit harder he would have absolutely been up on those score cards, but age caught up to him and the judges flipped a coin and landed on Aljo
>>132118169volk isn't australian, jones isn't americanjust tell me the american fighters?
here it is>>132118183>>132118183>>132118183>>132118183
i'm so dehydrated my shaubs don't want to leave my body and i'm starting to look paunchy
Make real
>this 35 year old heems this other 35 year oldyeah in the grampa division gtfoh with ur bs
>>132117758Who tf ia deri lui?
>>132114752As someone who has been knocked out by a flying knee - I wouldn't recommend it.
>>132113936I don't. I loathe Aljo but I want him to win against O'Cuckley because more then uppity crotchsniffers I hate fake marketing projects (which Sean is)
>>132118184I'm never using one of your tranny threads and I'm the best poster. Ruin /heem/ if you want.
