>Lap:#6076>Countdown to FORMULA 1 GRAND PRIX DE MONACO 2023:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>132100601>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/g8FKswvG (embed)>Nico Hülkenberg F1 races without EVER scoring a podium:189 (186 starts)>Lewis Hamilton Grands Prix since last win:28>Fernando Alonso Grands Prix since last win:159>2023 WDC Standings:VER: 119 (+26)PER: 105 (+18)ALO: 75 (+15)HAM: 56 (+8)SAI: 44 (+10)>2023 WCC Standings:Red Bull: 224 (+44)Aston Martin: 102 (+15)Mercedes: 96 (+20)Ferrari: 78 (+16)McLaren: 14 (+0)>2023 WEC Standings:DEV: 296.19 (+68.15)HAM: 285.71 (+57.44)SAI: 232.11 (+33.33)>News:Alonso: Aston Martin can win titles before Honda joins in 2026Russell: Mercedes will treat Monaco update outcome “with a pinch of salt”FIA: Drivers are required to meet a set speed limit in areas where double yellow flags are being displayedBottas reveals he beat double Olympic Gold medallist in cycling raceFP1 on now.
anyone but verstappen
10: it's over20: we're back30: goto 10
session has been red flagged for me just nowhow far behind am i
we're it's back over
why is max seething, isnt he supposed to be strongmind
Sirs? How are we feeling on this most glorious free practice the 1?
>>132102151only 9min left here
max losing it
mercedes is fastest
if you were rich, would you live in monaco
>>132102186no, i'm an autistic schizoid
TSU PLEASE GO FASTER
why does the tunnel have unreal engine reflections today
>>132102186no, I would live in central sydney
>Austrian GP 2023 will be ORF-onlyyay>Austrian GP 2024 onwards will be ServusTV-onlyyameroooo
BASED, FUCK POOREZ
HOLY BASED MUSEO
>>132102186no, I'd live right here
based revenge lover
>>132102186no, i'd live on some remote island, never to be seen again
>>132102186im not telling you glowie
whiny little bitch
>i dont care
>>132102157>>132102178Membrane keyboards are hell.
>>132102186>soulless favela for rich peopleno thanks
ALL THE TIME
>>132102186What do you even do on monaco on a daily basis?
Museo is so based please don't ever retire
>>132102209first girl was unfathomably based, but the flattie can fuck off.
>>132102219All aboard the museo train
stop trying to make "Perez King of the Streets" happen, it's not going to happen
mclel looks like shit
Digits for Museo to put it on pole and harness his inner TrulliAlso these new camera angles are great
Museo only 0.020 off pace we are so fucking back because the ferrari will bin
>sky slurping their own cock because FOM is running the cameras
>mclaren's one-off livery is the ugliest on the grid>it's still better than what they usually run
>>132102219reminder that museo can be the safety car if he really wants to
can he like.. not crash all the time?
>>132102247Pretty much, yeah.
>>132102246Perez is such a hack it's unreal. Don't know what people see in this guy.
>>132102275Speaking of, are we gonna get more 'engine running on racism' kino seethe this weekend?
>>132102267It's a bit retro I don't mind it, shame it's on a slow as fuck team and has chrome logo
>>132102275>it was incredibly easy
pack it up boys fp1 over
>albonoITS OVER (for this session)
LADYBOYS CAN'T DRIVE CARS
>>132102209Hitamuki Healing Futoku no Guild
MASI WHERE ARE THE RED FLAGS NOOOOOOOOOOOOO CANCEL MONACO IS TOO DANGEROUS
The energy recovery lights blinking on the broken wheel is hilarious
SESSION STATUS: OVER
Based albon locking in his p10 time
>>132102280He's already wearing his funeral white, anon. If he's ready you should be too. :)
>red bull not being a downforce maniac this yearNeweybros...
>>132102318>When your car is so shit it tries packing itself up.
>"I'M OK">"we're actually asking about the car"
>Crashing on a practice session when your team is in poverty
>>132102318>rear suspension, rear wing, floor damage and possibly a new gear boxouch
IS THE CAR OKAY?!?
>mercedes is backWell I guess 1.5 years is good enough
i was told albono was decent?
where he going?
You're walking into a public toilet when this man follows you in. You catch each other in the eye, and he gently nods at you, before going into the stall next to you. As you undo your belt and prepare to lower yourself onto the seat, you hear a slamming of the door next to you, followed by a sudden thud of the seat on the ceramic bowl and the unmistakable sound of someone lowering themselves onto the throne. An iberian 'UUUUURRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHH' as unmistakable as a bullfighter ringing out 'OLE' at the top of his lungs rings out and bounces around the tiled confines, swiftly followed by what can only be described as sonic chaos. Gas escaping at such velocity it mimics a church organ fills the entire room with a booming raspberry, followed by a consistent string of dunking noises within the water next door - seven or eight in total. The smell is incredible, admirable, even. It's as welcome on the nose as one of your own. In awe, you can't muster the confidence to unleash one of your own, so you stand up, belt up, and attempt to exit as quickly as possible. Upon opening the stall door, he's right in front of you, extending his unwashed hand, which you innately take. He squeezes it hard, and screams 'VAMOS' right in your face, before turning and leaving. How do you react?
>>132102339I - Iam okay...
proudy made me 100 euros I WILL REDEEEEEEEM
everyone bet on DEVRIESI EXPECT APOLOGIES >sorry nyck would suffice
alright i'm gonna cook some chiggen breast
>>132102351he's going to the church
>Daniel, is the car ok?
>>132102246I hate Perez. Brazilian commentators were just talking about how Perez was faster than Max in all sessions during last year's race. Dishonest rats just not mentioning Perez q3 crash. Fuck him and his fans.
>>132102359Oh he'll have plenty of chances to deBries it.
>>132102359Debries is binning it when it matters
albon is basically leclerc but in a worse carthey risk a lot and crash a lot
>max bouncing off the barrier the swimming pool chicane againKEK
>>132102284I hope so
>>132102353I say VAMOS back
I hate anthony davidsonHe interrupts interesting points to make shit ones
This saturday Leclerc will either be on pole or crash in Q1. No middle ground.
>>132102353The fuck is wrong with you. Also VAMOS
>>132102359Based debris, waiting for The Moment
Unpopular opinon.Women commentators are bad, but still better than Crofty.
>>132102337front left suspension and front wing as well
>>132102399>still talking about that Charles lap with a yellow middle sector
The conversations these two women have feels like I'm listening to a fan conversation, aren't these pundits supposed to be pooled from experienced drivers and whatnot instead of nameless rookies?
looked for a tranny babysitter porn video to post but didnt find it
>>132102359practice do not count
if nigggerton wins am killing myself
Which f1 driver is most likely to be addicted to bbc anal sissy twink trainer porn?
>>132102436Hamilton digits confirm
literally no one can stop us sirs
Alonsos pic looks fake as fuck
>made it 2 days without fapping>/f1/ picks up activity again cause of fp>they try to break my streakcruel
>>132102428>tranny babysitter porn videoYou can only find those on the deep web.
Lol. Sainz's grin.
wtf was that klaxon with 6 minutes to go in the final corner
>>132102186yes for tax purposes
>>132102399The 2 women "commentating" are even worse
So when's Fshitter and Fkino starting?
for once it wasnt sarge
Proudybros, WE'RE BACK
>>132102436logan sargeant. his hero is a black man
>>132102460i've been resisting since the last race despite the enormous stress lately which has made me historically reach for the drug that is sexual stimuli
>lance grabbed nat's tittie>nat had hard nipples
>>132102482https://www.formula1.com/en/latest/article.formula-1-grand-prix-de-monaco-2023-timetable.3J79VLf0D5ygCCceVGeIEA.htmlbtw, FJuju will have it's FP2 at the same time as FKino quali,http://online.cronococa.com/
>>132102482fshitter is done fkino in 30 bings
>pinkham nipples getting hard at fast speedsmuh deek
NATALIE HOTLAP ON SKY LADSSCREENSHOT HER TITS IN WHITE TOP PLEASE AHHHHLUCKY STEULOVICH
>>132102436ffs israelno need to prove the /pol stereotypes are correct
>>132102499>The absolute state of unitedstatesians.
btw zhou wasnt mentioned or seen once again. in case you forgot he exists, you are now reminded.
>>132102209damn that's hot as fuck
>>132102344kek got me
>>132102481>>132102503sometimes I fall alseep without having to fap beforehand then the momentum just keeps rolling for a couple days until something makes me fap during the day>>132102504good luck bro
>>132102531Not now anon im still sick
how exactly is this /f1/ related?
>>132102573it is the mercedes driver lewis hamilton
>>132102531it's mothers day you sick fuck
>>132102573WE GET IT LEWIS YOU'RE VEGAN
>>132102573I like gorillas haha
>George out preforms Hamilton for the last 2 years>They instantly develop the car away from himId feel bad for him if i didn't know he was not a real boy and thus did not have emotions.
>>132102585making a new mother for (polish) mothers day!
GIVE US NATALIE ALREADY SKY
>>132102531I guess that explains those marks around her neck on the other vid
amx the bottom
so who are the good guys and who are the bad guys in formula 2 ?
>>132102628Father/Daughter is the best.
>>132102353I immediately begin masturbating using that hand. I have been blessed by Don Fernando Alonso Díaz, Ministro de Defensa, Ataque y Racismo contra Ingleses.
>>132102637Cuck, bottom, cheater, he's everything wrong with the modern man
>>132102695too lazy to ban evade today
>>132102608I feel like this needs more context. what does she mean by "despite me being in this body"?
>>132102644but the text implies that he's not the father
>>132102209>>132102531>>132102608>>132102628Is this why people love anime? Do they show this on Japanese television? Are Japanese children watching this?
>>132102707>he hasn't read the doujinKWAB
>>132102711yeah the art looks bad
>>132102707It could also be him speaking in the 3rd person.
just ate chicken breast and ricethis is formula 1 related
no cap is lonso getting this gp?
>>132102709Japanimation and hentai becoming essentially inseparable at this point has been an unmitigated disaster and tragedy for genuine artists working in this style.
van amersfoor racing
>>132102709yes, this is a family activity that daughters watch with their dad in Japan.
>>132102753we cookin fr
>>132102146>>132102183Answer me, cunt.
phm racing by charouz
God, this is cringe.
invicta virtuosi racing
>>132102704The girls from that game (blue archive) are some sort of non-human cyborg or alien, that's as far as I know
>>132102797>almost 30>still the worst driver in F2KWAB
>>132102186>be there 6 months and 1 day per year and you don't pay taxesWho wouldn't?
Hello, it is I mid engined fag once again, I dreamed a dream the other night that alonso would get pole, so hopefully i was right
those could easily be in a single pic you fucking coast russian
>>132102777nano cook trips witnessed
>Not the fastest rookie anymoreThe dream is over, lads.
art grand prix
>>132102872>185Is he getting his feet chopped off for F1 debut or what?
estonia what the fuck are you doing
>custom_udon fanbox suspensions is liftedWere back
lie detector exposing hammo as an attention whore
>>132102895If I go to that fanbox am I gonna see ToT?>>132102892Spamming to piss you off>>132102855But then how would he trigger you?
>>132102709>Are Japanese children watching this?Absolutely not. Shit like that airs after midnight on pay channels.
>>132102911>posting f2 teams pisses of anons>hentai doesntcome on now
DUN DUN DUN
DUN DUN DUN (remix)
DUN DUN DUN (radio edit)
reminder21 years old
>>132102973wasn't he 23 yesterday
Last 2 numbers is the driver who'll die during this quali
>>132102990I misremembered>Konsta Lappalainen (born 11 August 2001) is a Finnish racing driver. He is currently driving in the GT World Challenge Europe Endurance Cup for Emil Frey Racing.
>>132102973CUT MY HAIRLINE INTO PIECES
>>132102436have a (You)
cant wait for martins to torpedo into someone
>>132103021se on ohi
JOOJ on track btw
>>132103048someone post the W series crash
/f1/ made me fap
>>132103063was it the tranny with the watermelon?
daruvalasirs what are we redeeming today
also is it just me or do you really want to punch this faggot in the face
>>132103080not this time, it was an array of japanese comics
This month it's been 3 years without neither fapping nor sex
>>132103108The Monk of Madrid
>>132103108for me its been about 15 hours
>lekekit's in the family
KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB
>>132103108semen retention chad, i kneel
it runs in the family
Is it genetic?
what's charles thinking right now?
>>132103108The Virgin of Valencia
>>132103159how he'll be binning it in the same place
lecrash and lewall linked up
go home kid
>>132103108>Imagine choosing to have wet dreams instead of wanking once a week or something.
that sound was beautiful
>>132103156>crashed on the straightmy sides
>>132103108As of this minute it's been 3 hours since my last fap.
>>132103108the ascetic of Astúrias
No way the bad luck is this genetic
>>132102186Rather live in Andorra desu
>>132103108The Sexless of Segovia
>>132102186I'd move to Iceland and build a mansion near a volcano.
>>132103108i did like 80+ days once just becausenot much to say about it
>>132103108the incel of Iberia
>>132103205No, I like women.
Is it over?
>>132103186Don't bully your brother, Charles.
why are leclercs like this
Hadjar ran over De Vries. It's over.
>>132102186If there was no war one place I would choose to live in as a rich person is St Petersburg, RussiaI'm a Dostoyevsky stan it would be a dream
>>132103108Is that why you are wasting the prime aged cunny next door?
>>132103251>it's this guy againThere's almost 50 million people in this country, my man.
>>132103269There's only 1 poster per flag, stop inventing.
>>132103251Wtf not me. I don't know how that works but I'm not even home.
>Indian driversGet them out of the sport
>Hey guys, did you know that only Norris has had a better F2 start than Maini?Is that all this bitch knows about F2??
DO NOT REDEEM THE WALL BITCH I FUCK YOU BLOODY
how is this street shitter still in f2?
Formula shitter indeed.
My stream is 2 minutes late
>doohan gets screwed againCan f2 get a new scriptwriter?
My honest reaction
>raises the child of another manwhat did the cuckfish mean by this bros?
>>132103355He's playing the long game, Anon.
r jack very angry
I hate this site so much.
calm down doohan
>silver spoon surname driver seethingevery time
>>132103377stop posting shit then
>>132103370If Max doesn't dick her the very day she turns 18 she's going to have massive daddy issues.
DON'T DO IT
IWA pole check the numbers
>>132103377>deleting posts that often
>>132103385fuck off dickbum
>>132102186I'd probably live in Switzerland, honestly
>bobcoin sponsorit all makes sense
How come Alpeen bothers having two teams when they don't give a fuck about making a competitive car in F1?
>>132103402>1814*. She's half hue after all.
>commentators talking about Leclerc curseIt's over.
>>132103422They're "academy drivers", but that doesn't mean their teams are owned by Mr. Al Peen
>>132103427Kelly is already half dutch herself
>>132103413>would be nowhere without the doohan surname>this is the best australia has to offertop lele
digits and kush maini shits on the streets of monaco.
With the trend of Australians replacing other Australians in this sportIt's safe to say he will be without real threat a long time
>>132103513THESE ARE MY DESIGNATED STREETS
poochair to the wall
was the torpedo frog fastest in previous session?
I actually miss Lawson in F2He would clear this current grid even Iwasa
>>132103589lol. lmao even.
Bearman would have taken pole anyway
he ain't getting that spot
V E S T I
this is quite exciting
LUL (in dutch)
did this retard hauger just finish his lap during a red flag?
Novalak should stick to the Screaming Meals podcast
death to track jannies
>>132103715No. Couple of seconds too late.
>>132103715He was on the final corner when the red flag went out
he didn't sperg this time, disappointing
That's some bullshit
hauger won't be happy about it
>>132102481sauce god fucking damnit!
My cute wife JOOJ is very fast.
>>132103723>>132103725i mean that it looked like he was still going 100% during a red flag.
Museo win, god wills it.
so thats 5 red flags today? (so far)
alright i'm gonna read a book, see you fags during fp2
indy500 practice in 1 bong
>putting your f40 on a yacht instead of vrooming all day everydayretards
*Ends your quali session*
>>132103789455001 is a nice book.
>still waiting for that pinkham/stroll lap with screen recorder open CAMM ONN SKYY SCOAR SOME MAMARIES
>>132103803I can't read this
diid pouchaire's sister ever show her poo chair yet?
>>132103865mclaren f1 gtr, my beloved
>>132103905there's something very similar about pauline and kelly. they both have the female predator/old women having sex with young boy vibe
>>132103814need to watch her pink hams too
>>132103954it's sad a 50 yo vagina is still being a whore at this age
Valterri Bottas, Tour De France 2024 winner
>>132102837Why is this the case? Did Nissany start his career aged 20 or something?
>borenaco>indy 500>coca-cola 600luv supersunday'ate fia'ate mercedes
>>132104137it was over but then we came back and fp1 was finally redeemed
>>132104108The high point of the day is the 500, Monaco is boring and Nascar is unwatchable
are we relenting?
>>132103108Least mentally disciplined Spaniard
>>132102203It's so fucking over
>>132104137everyone thought de vries would bin it but he didntmax had problemsperez sleeping sshhhdumbest reason for a red flaghamilton was fastest for a while so it was overalbon crashed and another red flag ended session ealryproudy P1, museo close behind
i need the password, i need it i really need it like you dont even know how much i need it why did you niggers give the old pw to tourists and why am i a tourist now since i dont know the new pw why did you faggots do this to me aaaa password now
>>132104213nobody knows the password since it was changed due to a burger being a burger
>>132104213no one knows the password stop everyone stop asking. blame the anon who ratted
>black woman sexnice, very nice f1 academy
>>132104192yes. I cant keep this general alive alone
>>132104206>>132104156is it over for rbr?why was narb so far behind?
Albon and He
>>132103798Can't the Monegasque afford to fix that fucking bump?
>>132103251People should not have sex or engage in any manner of sexual stimuli unless it is solely for the purpose of reproduction. To do so otherwise is to metaphysically retard yourself.
>vettel in monacohe's supporting red bull, the team that got him 4 titles, right?
>>132103719How did he become his girlfriend?
>>132104265sister is better
>>132102144>>132102166>>132102177>>132102200>>132102222>>132102233>>132102244>>132102255>>132102266>>132102277>>132102288>>132102311>>132102322>>132102344>>132102355>>132102399>>132102455>>132102499>>132102544>>132102555>>132102611>>132102644>>132102711>>132102733>>132102777>>132102833>>132102911>>132103033>>132103144>>132103155>>132103166>>132103233>>132103355>>132103377>>132103388>>132103422>>132103700>>132103711>>132103788>>132103822>>132104022>>132104177also since im here again might aswell do this gay gimmick again, no digits remain unchecked
>>132104245seems like narb and negro have different setups, car's fine for lulu but nor for jorji
>>132104245to early to tell and new merc upgrades. NARB couldn't trust the rear of the car, it was "too loose"
>>132104278What is that bald fraud doing back on the grid? Go look for bees are have sex with the wife or something
>>132104282kek, welcome back lad
>>132104282all me by the way
>>132104303is that fishe related to max by any chance?
>>132104278Who is that hippie? Gonna protest about climate change in front of the yachts?
>>132104335monaco but in mexico
>>132104278surprised he's not wearing a fucking mask
>>132104361what's the filter like in argentinai have no idea what argentina looks like
>>132104295Reminds me of how Sir Larbalestier was kwabbed by setups last year
>>132102851How much did you pay for it? I tried to get one around 2015 and you fuckers were selling it around 8k€
>>132104389everything is in black and white over there
>>132104335>urine filterit's called NVIDIA NANOTECHNOLOGY COLOR CORRECTION FIDELITYFX
>>132104341It's only been responsible for just about every red flag so far. They have enough dodged tax money to dig a bit and put on some new tarmac.
>>132104278Is that fat Elon Musk?
>>132102851>that carreminds me the other time you posted it and your reflection was seen on it kek. might have been another spanish anon and another blue car tho
it ain't bussin
>>132104399I bought it from a ukranian guy for 5.5k€ in murcia, 100k km on the clock when i got it, so it was a pretty good deal i reckon, it is RHD though but since it's so small it doesn't matter>>132104433It was me, iirc that was shortly after I bought it
>>132104335proof that climate change is real
>>132104451but it is bussy
is albon gf cute or is my brain fried
>>132104399Also I got it summer last year, I know RHD examples in catalonia with the same mileage as mine are going for up to 10k these days, it's wild how expensive it has become.
>>132104488She looks pretty good for 42 but then you find out she's 24
>>132104488who knows anymore at this point
>>132104488You can't deny He is pretty cute
>>132104472very soon>>132104488her eyes are fucked and evil-looking
what exactly do they do in aston martin
lena buhler a CUTE
>>132104537make cream pies with fernando and fed them to lance. lawrence pays and mike krack observes
>>132104537very important jobs
>>132104497Yeah, that's where I tried to get it too. The nicest one I saw was actually 5min away from where I lived in Figueres. It was a 62,000Km one in silver with a hardtop bolt-on, but true to their jewish-like catalonian behaviour, the guy wouldn't go anything under 10,200€. Ended up getting a Mondeo diesel instead for 3k.
>>132104389no color. just pure, undistilled inflation
>>132104335pissfilter is sovl
>>132104537whats life like as a woman like that
>>132104537social media managers, the job that makes /f1/ seethe yet they worship these girls. ain't the funny?
>>132104604It's unfortunate but in catalonia you have the (not an actual tax) RWD tax and Japanese tax, so the MR2 being a RWD sports japanese car it becomes so expensiveOn the other hand, an MX5 NA/NB is roughly the same price these days, and I personally think the mr-s is a muuuuch better car.
>>132104362Cum just now? Is that what seb shirt said?
>>132104632not a real job
>>1321046324d chess shit
HERE WE GO
>>132104632>>132104537They are replacement house wives.
>>132104709Bless papa Stroll for mandating skirts, you cannot say that is not based as fuck
>>132104709>tfw no trad asston wife
Need that qt black girl on sky sports to place her arse directly onto my face
>>132104730WAIT A MINUTE, is that the bitch on the left here>>132104660
>>132104709EVEN THE ICE CREAM IS GREEN SOVL AS FUCK
>>132104280For me, it's Guenther's daughter.
I've seen the same race bait images featuring carlos sainz on both /his/ and /int/ now
>>132104738are you blind
>>132104796on /his/ and /int/
>>132104278>vettel looks like a homeless hippie nowgrim
>>132104726Who is that undercover cop from a 90's movie and why is he commentating
>>132104537They're called 'pitlane wives'.
>>132104278>literally wearing a halo nowSeb needs a reality check about his savior complex. The German really are prone to that delusion.
1. Ferrari - 162. Williams - 93. McLaren - 83. Mercedes - 84. Lotus - 75. Red Bull - 5