First for Meadow from The Sopranos

>>132101373
Scores wrong mate

Benis

i guess thats why they call them the blues

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HEAVE HO UNNA

Hickey looks like Barry Gibb

Matthew Richardson
Year: 1995
Games: 9
Goals: 27
Behinds: 3

He was an absolute sharp shooter before he did his knee.

>>132101373
Finally, ya bastard

Snacko time

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will rape erryone itt it swans lose

>>132101445
Crazy that Richo played in 95

>>132101459
>storm jumper
classic /nrl/

>>132101464
why? he's a grandpa

MY SWASN

>>132101464
Weird to think of him competing with Dunstall for the Coleman

>>132101480
I suppose because I remember watching him in the mid 2000s and the 00s seem not that long ago but the 90s seem like ancient history

>>132101459
I'm too big and strong to be raped, I'm built like Kevin Nash the pro wrestler

>>132101464
He started in 93, retired 2009. So a very long career.

Anyone else think Heeney kinda looks like a Nazi?

>>132101540
yeah

>>132101540
No I've never thought that

amazing how threadcunts seem to just get worse and worse

>>132101575
we need turbo's guidance more than ever

>>132101540
he looks kinda asian to me

>>132101540
Hugo Boss looks good on the man.

When I was 14 I fingered a miniature horse on my uncles outback property. I’ve been ashamed of myself ever since.

Coffee is for normal cucks

>>132101503
>competing with Dunstall for the Coleman
Very generous. His best year was 1996 with 91, Dunstall got 102 and Lockett 114. He didn't get above 70 in any other season.

>>132101604
*sends you to fboy island*

i tricked the calves on my uncles farm to suck my tiny dick

>>132101611
coffee is fine
$8 barista coffee made by some humanities degree dyke is a meme

i prefer tea though

>>132101613
Yeah because he couldn’t kick straight like the other anon said. He kicked 551 behinds and countless out on the full.

I should have believed alf at the start of the season when they said Carlton were a meme, I really thought they were top 4 bound

>>132101659
Their only chance of ever playing finals was the Melbourne and Collingwood choke jobs last year.

>>132101659
Something is clearly broken at the club. They can’t keep blaming the coaches.

>>132101667
Just thought that was their power up year and this would be their final form year

theres heaps of asian twinks/trannies/femboys on grindr, i didnt realise asians were so gay

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god i want my penis inside her

>>132101711
Imagine what Chol, Deng, Atot, Aliir and Bung would do to her

>>132101700
They can't out compete the huge Aussie blokes, so they've switched sides to corrupt them and have an easy life being taken care of.

De Choking has conceded 3 frees in this last quarter so far

Why is Nic Newman benched?

>>132101776
Because Nic Newman

carlton spastic forwards kek

You just feel Harry’s a bit low on confidence don’t you Richo?

>Have more scoring shots
>Lose
What an elite strategy.

Isn’t it crazy how good that late 2010s GWS team was? Elite players everywhere.

Carlton would be winning if Jack Silvagni was playing.

>6.13

/bane/ shall be taking the 'hip this year

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phil, u in m8?

>>132101859
nah its not at the gabba

Imagine being a Carlton fan.
They just can’t move a football end to end, same shit as with Teague.

this looks like a few spastic mates playing kick to kick at lunch time

tubby tankin

>>132101865
Based Phil

Why is Harry McKay never in danger of being dropped? He's just a rubbish player, honestly.

HARD IN HIS MOUTH

>warner finishing it off
lads im getting hot

UMMMM...FAVOURITES WILL WIN THE OPENING MATCH OF THE ROUND BROS???

TWO BAD TEAMS

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>>132101865
>tfw won't be living too much longer
>no children
>don't need to worry about polluting

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>>132101865
>this is democracy

>>132101924
He literally won a Coleman medal

Remember how Chris Judd wasted most of his career at Carlton?

with this score, carlton might lose

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IM A BLOOSER BABY
SO WHY DONT YOU KILL ME
>cripps injured

>>132101865
How many of them were run over by angry adults in cars?

>the back has been broken

did warner take them to brokeback mountain?

>>132101950
People work to make money. He got paid like $3m/year for playing at Carlton and got himself a media career by being in Melbourne.

Blues ded

>>132101949
people keep saying this but it was something shit like 55 goals kek
half the league would be coleman medallists

HIS BEAUTIFUL COCK AND ARSEHOLE

>Spastic Cripples

Blues are a bottom 4 team

Cripps is a bloody good looking bloke, fuck i wish i looked like him

>>132101970
Nice cope, Juddy.

gave up on grindr, downloaded transdr and will see how it goes
anyway, go swans

two sanfl clubs have the same grand old flag club song lads

>>132101988
He'd gotten all the footballing awards he could in West Coast, time for that sweet VISY money.

Cursed Club

>>132102008
Nice cope, Juddy.

remember as a kid I would autistically sing every AFL team's theme song in the shower

>>132102000
Yep
Used to go to games often in the 90s. When ever Sturt played my dad and I would sing the norwood version and when norwood played we'd sing the Sturt version for a giggle between us.

Buddy might never kick another gosl

Carlton should've picked Francis instead of McKay in the 2015 draft

Cruddy Stanklin

the absolute fucking state of

>the navy poos

>>132102046
Haha!

Is Carlton the funniest team of all time?

>Get close enough to give their fans hope
>Give up and get smashed in the last 10 minutes
Hoping for another radio call in.

>>132102093
>most successful vfl team
>I am not old enough to know them as being successful, only a joke

yep carlton poos alright

>>132102098
THE EMBLAM

what if they never sacked ratten

>>132102093
Richmond during their bad years were great.

>>132102093
no that would be st kilda

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>ITS HIS COCK… ITS HIS ARSEHOLE… ITS REMARKABLE!

>>132102098
>Maybe you should
>MAYBE YOU SHOULD

>>132101865
he's not wrong

Richmond is simply not on the same level as Carlton/Collingwood/Essendon.

The big 4 should be the big 3. The Iggs are more deserving of a spot in that 4.

carlton press conference monday morning lads

>>132102126
Rot started when they got rid of Parkin. He knew what to do to get the job done.

>6.15
Does Carlton have a goal kicking coach? Might be time to give Fev a call.

Blakey is

E L I T E
L
I
T
E

>>132102214
Bribing the forwards with his daughter would be a very dangerous play if word gets out mate

mumza said chad warner looks like a pencil

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Best soccer player in the world, and some Norwegian guy

THESE TWO TEAMS SEEM TO GET ON OK TO BE QUITE HONEST WITH YOU SENPAI

Cheer, cheer his hole and his pipe
See him on Grindr ready to swipe
Fuck his arsehole till he cries
Chad Warners cock and his brown eye

Michael O Loughlin gangraped a woman

>>132102272
>Best soccer player in the world
>Having those teeth
That's some mad self-confidence.

cant wait to see kingy rip into carlton here

Tom De Koning is the type of rich posh private school wanker that you'd just fuck up the arse, I bet he'd love it too, fucken pretty boy poofter.

>>132102225
was really good in that last quarter

>>132102327
KEK

>>132102327
pretty good really, well done

>>132102327
Crying at this

>>132101865
>''based'' opinion
>''based'' opinion
>zionist shill opinion
>''based'' opinion
>...

>>132101949
So did Scott Cummings, underager.
Coleman medal is worthless. You can win it by being the sole tall target in a garbage team. Hawkins is 10 times the full forward McKay is without scoring as many goals because he's not a useless sack of shit whenever he doesn't mark the ball.

You guys ever listen to music?

>>132102382
Scott Cummings was elite you shitbag. Also Hawkins did win the coleman a few years back by kicking like 35 goals.

What a beautiful culture, white people culture I mean.

>>132102401
dropped music when i realised it's shit

thinking a couple of schnitzels in between a mccain's 'za.

>>132102445
a true executive

>eating meat

>>132102327
>*banjo solo*

>>132102401
listening to adele right now (the classics, no new stuff)

>>132102412
>idiot continues to miss the point
Good work, moron.
The point is that Hawkins being a good player has nothing to do with Coleman medals won. Is it really that hard for your tiny brain to understand?
Tredrea, Carey and Nick Riewoldt never won Colemans. Are they good enough examples for your tiny brain?

The players don't care. They don't give a rat's backside. They don't wanna chase, they don't wanna play. You have Ashley Hansen before the game saying that "no one in the club listens to outside noise." Maybe you should, maybe you should. Maybe the coaching panel, the players, the board must listen to us members. We've got 88 thousand- almost NINETY thousand members. You want us to sign up next year? Bloody show us something! Show us the heart! Last year we gave you the excuse "we had an injury-depleted midfield and we just missed out." We thought this year we'd go again. What's the excuse!? If you're not gonna play- I said it a few weeks ago- If you're not gonna play for the coach, play for people like myself! Who bust my balls every week to get there, hard earned money, and you dish that up against Sydney!? They toyed with us. It's an embarrassment for the Navy Blue and White and especially the emblem. THE EMBLEM! Play for that! If you're not gonna play for that, piss off outta my club! GET OUT!

>>132102490
>Tredrea, Carey and Nick Riewoldt
They were CHFs dumbo.

>>132102445
>mccain's 'za
grim mate

>>132102327
Based

>>132102505
>still nitpicking arbitrary positions
You're such a sad moron lol.

>>132102538
i don't think you're laughing out loud, i don't believe that for one second, i think quite the opposite in fact

>>132102554
think whatever you like, you're still stupid at the end of the day.

>>132102272
how did she react to her big bro trying to burn her parents house down

how to fix carlshit?

>>132102569
relocate to tassie

>>132102569
McKay has to go.

>>132102563
She's not helping him at all, what a selfish whore.

>>132102569
look better when only 1 of curnow and mckay playing
get rid of one of them

iggs tomorrow D:

>>132102569
sack the coach

post edm, /alf/ is finna gonna party tonight

>>132102580
>>132102589
Trade him for picks or players? They could probably get an excellent small forward or two, and more for McKay.

>>132102616
>carlton will have 4 coaches in 5 years
grim

Has the radical left apologised for giving Clarko depression yet?

>>132102569
Think they might need to rebuild. They’ve fucked their salary cap building this list and it isn’t taking them to finals.

>carlton looked great this time last year under voss
think carlton broke voss rather then the other way

>>132102631
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZCFg_42GWk
I'm finna gonna burn a joint then join you

THE EMBLEM!

>>132102663
>muh two political sides!!!
>muh culture war!!!
brainlet

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>25 year year rebuild

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>carlton will try to kick voss out but probably miss

>>132102440
F U C K I N G
T H I S
H
I
S

imagine losing to shitney
almost feel bad for bloosers tbqh

>>132102696
>>132102715
kek based

>>132100801
oath, perth customs are power tripper as fuck

>>132102569
Fold, and admit that they are completely inferior to Collingwood in every way.
They'll never do this though and likely just sack another coach and make a play for Hardwick only to do it all again in another 3 years.

RC please come back, we miss ya King!

Is Patrick Cripps even a good player or is he overrated?

>>132102836
FUCKING
T
H
I
S

>>132102852
yes to both

>>132102852
Won a Brownlow for the same reason Judd won one. Only decent player in a mediocre team, so no-one could steal votes off him.

Unironically why Daicos will not win the Brownlow this year. Too much talent across the club.

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>>132102715

Just found how James Brayshaw never even played cricket at an international level. How does this dweeb even have a job in the media? He played for the WA state league kek

>>132102934
Club president of Norf, Got his foot in the door in media via the Footy Show taking over from McGuire.

>>132102934
how many shield winning teams you played in m8?

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>>132102715

>>132102934
Shield cricket is still reasonably elite and you compete with top tier players there. He's has a humorous way of talking and can relate with the footy boys.

>>132100332
yeah but the thing they read out is like 'virgin acknowledges the traditional owners of the land in which we work, live and fly' or some shit and it's read out by the cabin crew
the point is the same intent is there

>>132102966
he was commentating and hosting the sunday footy show for years before he became president and host of thursday footy show you retarded fucking faggot cunt

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>>132103006
>abos own the air

>>132102696
Quite a few clubs will take a 25 year rebuild to get away with cheating a flag. How long have Fremantle been around for? Saints?

>>132102934
He was awesome on Triple M back in the day. Not sure if that predates The Footy Show/club president though.

>>132102934
This is actually a good question. How did he get a gig at channel 9 and triple m? Did he suck off McGuire?

>>132103100
cricket is all boomer elitist nepotism even at state level

>>132102934
For me it was Paul, Amanda and James on SAFM in the late 90s/early 2000s

>VICTORIANS have been urged to check the safety of their garages, following the death of football commentator James Brayshaw's sister Sally in a freak accident.
>Sally, 36, was crushed to death on Wednesday night by bricks falling from a garage wall at her Gerona Street, Keilor, home. As she closed the garage door, the bricks fell on her, and although her family tried to resuscitate her, she died shortly afterwards.

tradies, not even once.
https://www.theage.com.au/national/death-of-commentators-sister-highlights-garage-risks-20060922-ge36pm.html

You cunts dont know anything about footy or cricket, fucking idiots.

>>132102934
All sport media in this country is full of cuckolds. They fuck each others wives.

>>132103147
i know, don't care

>>132103139
>Last year Perth boy Terry Vo had both hands and a foot severed when a basketball backboard on a garage wall gave way as he executed a slam dunk.

NBA JAM shit

>>132103179
Sounds like it cost him an arm and a leg

>Use google maps to look for directions
>They've started using Aboriginal names for things
Grim timeline, mates.

>>132103147
I know my footy and cricket

>>132103206
Use Organic Maps

>>132103208
you dont know shit you fucking moron

>>132103242
I know heaps of things

outrageous scorecard, peak cricket.
https://www.espncricinfo.com/series/sheffield-shield-1995-96-325300/south-australia-vs-western-australia-final-325419/full-scorecard

>>132103257
>brayshaw was actually elite
well shit

>>132103257
Fucking Gillie was a freak

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god i want my penis inside her

>>132103454
Meh, I'd rather Chad.

>Ms Jones' brother, 19-year-old Alexander, died while trying to shield his sister from the falling debris on Thursday afternoon.

>The pair were on their way to meet their father for Thursday night's Carlton vs Richmond AFL game at the Melbourne Cricket Ground.
https://www.theage.com.au/national/victoria/always-kind-hearted-and-respectful-parents-mourn-loss-of-siblings-20130331-2h12d.html

fucking sick of the shitty abcb rhyme scheme hacky shit "poetry" they put in ads. fucks me right off

>>132103545
mass lynching of tradies when? hang-en high I say!

>Walsh spent fuck all time starting FWD so he won't have the MID/FWD DPP after this round
JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST

Can’t see Damian Hardwick coaching Carlton. Richmond are arguably the best ran club in the league, Cartlon up there as the worst. Don’t think he’d want to go there.

btw there is no "tradie shortage", they just say that to keep giving themselves more for higher pay and governmental benefits. they actively restrict how many apprentices are hired because they don't want to fork out money to pay them and don't want to have more people around doing their work thus supress wages
"tradies". corrupt scum beyond belief, truly disgusting people and even more disgusting industry. i hate tradies so much it's unreal. worst part is their whole subculture/identity shit. imagine being such a grub that you base your sense of self-identity and worth based upon your job. fucking hell what a pathetic and laughable lot. fucked backs by forty. they deserve every bit of it as far as i'm concerned

Essendon are gonna finish 8th and get belted by 50 points in an elimination final this year.

Cheap volume builders use fucking shit bricks/materials snd subbie retarded gooks and poos who can't speak English

>>132103683
You're a faggoty little nonce and you can't look a bloke in the eye. You need a fucking belting.

>>132103730
bell st maccas cunt. 15 mins
square up or be a poofter rat fuckhead cunt

my mancunt needs a belting

Why the fuck are we saged there was footy on tonight?

>>132103139
>>132103545
wtf

anti-tradie posters are always commies it's pretty funny when you think about it

Im intimidated by tradies

>>132103786
is it just /afl/ that gets this? can't imagine they sage nba or cricket or nrl threads like this

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we run this shit

>>132103812
champagne socialists hate the working class

>>132103831
you must be the freshest of freshies

>>132103869
go back

gonna start playing piano again i reckon

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>>132103812
>not wanting to be suddenly crushed to death is commie

Dead general.

>>132103977
must've stood too long under a brick wall

This general has losts its magic, its really boring now.

When i came here a few years ago it was way more active

im gonna start posting trannies again

how many posts in a row can i make?

everyone on here is boring as shit, not excluding myself. the slower it is when nothing is happening the better.

Poster count is 41 but i would say its around 23 in reality, i know i've been posting on two ip's all day

>>132104148
Do you mean boring as in like we live boring lives? Because yeah my life is incredibly boring

will be posting my mccain schnitwich later tho

>>132104153
Tomorrow is SUPER SATURDAY

post count will be higher

>>132104153
>i've been posting on two ip's all day
based me

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>>132103826

>>132104167
one will beget the other I guess? And routine kills all passions eventually.

Just think it sucks how people zero in on getting reactions and cheap laughs AKA gimmicks. could be organic -> watch footy -> comment -> be offensive in new and imaginative ways.

>>132101373
Shit sport

https://youtu.be/9dhVXLUpY4s

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>Screenshot_20230322_143003.jpg

>>132101711
one too perfect for this world let alone trash like me,, will never be aware of my mere existence & its better that way really

sorry lads normally here but i was busy
i'm back now

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crazy how some autist seethes over screenshot filenames
it really truly is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fn-4RbxXThE

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what in the fuck is this?

>>132105180
2015 adelaide fringe had this bloke and DJ shadow doing free shows

a certain spastic really did a number on this once thriving community

i fear the /shitmusic/ posters have gone

sorry I only have good taste
https://youtu.be/yXV5GuGlimA

>>132105790
fucking based. I've seen Bonobo and DJ Shadow multiple times, always do great performances. Radelaide really knows how to do art shit proper.

between that and wine, it's all we've got to offer
unless you like meth...

regurgitator tomorrow at thebby, turn up and get you chin turned

>>132107155
seriously wish I was there. Perth sucks. no sovl unless you like having a slap and drinking 16 buck pints

dadza is going to regurgitator in freo and tickets are apparently sold out now
deafheaven is also touring their more shoegazey albumbut suspect they'll play some of their best songs
https://youtu.be/sC3V6DU-o9k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0J3vgcE5i2o

can't stand dramatised docos

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finna gym

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>>132107303
mah girl