Waiting for Joe Pavelski to Shork again edition. previous>>132095753>>132095753
>>132097803Canadian teams have taxes to deal with but that's not the point I was trying to make. it costs some teams millions in ticket and jersey sales when they have to blow it up and properly rebuild a team from scratch which takes basically half a decade before they are legitimately competitive.
Can’t trust any player who was on the 2014 sharks, they’ll inevitably shit the bed and sabotage your team.
>>132097819Will Seguin ever do anything worthwhile?Also miss Benn, Also STARS STARS STARS
>>132097850Burns only fucked up twice against the Panthers
>>132097850Raffi torres bros if only we had made more attempts to injure
>>132097819Stars have been a strong team for the past 5 years easy, how far away are they from becoming a dynasty?
>>132097850why didn't the sharks just pay for a goalie? That Karlsson contract could have gave them anyone
>>132097902They could have prime roy in net and jumbo would still find a way to make them lose
best uniforms of all time
>>132097830fleury was a crybaby
>>132097910>Joe Thorton is on the Panthers right now
worst uniforms of all time
>>132097850This
>>132097819He should Shork for the Shorks again. Where he belongs and gets his C.
>>132097928I'm taking Vegas to win it now.
Rod the fraud is so pathetic another eastern conference loss. Meanwhile he’s telling the media it wasn’t a sweep. I mean Atleast the leafs won a game and completely suck tkafuck down only bob defeated us
>>132097922he also wasn't very good. Most carried goalie in NHL history. I'll never forget when he shot the puck off of his own player's back into his own net. It was the game winning goal too. What a fucking retard. Always hated him after that. Marty Turco was a way better goalie.
>>132097932better than the current jersey
>>132097950Absolutely not
>>132097928I dont even think he sits in the press box anymore. watch him visit the panthers dressing room or show up in the box during the final and they lose
>>132097939>>132097941>Pavelski on the Sharks>Thorton on the Panthers>Burns on the Hurricanes>Vegas has no Shork playerWell well well... I guess we know who's winning the cup
>>132097959rolling to curse Vegas
>>132097928Isn't he in Switzerland?
Three more wins to go and the Stars are winning it all.
Justin Trudeau cried today over the United States government human rights abuse
>>132097959>leafs signed Marleau to lead their young locker room>he contaminates them with his shark ways>leafs choke every single playoffs afterShark players need to be purged from the league.
>>1320979727 more wins.
>>132097959>>132097941>>132097928he's not on the panthers guys
watching joe thornton in the leafs documentary was a sight to behold. this "veteran leader" acts like hes still an 18 year old rookie. spezza looked visibly embarrassed around him sometimes which says a lot considering the sens had robin lehner at one point
Now I'm questioning if every team eliminated had a shork player.
>>132097995Not my islanders
>>132097995Avs had nietoJason demers played 1 game for the oilers this season
Reverse cowgirl sweep
>>132097995Ryan Donato was a Shork for a season. Now on the Kraken.
>>132097985Thornton's personality is pure irritating, that leafs doc shed light on why the sharks stripped him of his captaincy.
>>132097985
>>132098019Just seems to me like he has matured since being a rookie he just is there for the party
Butt
>>132097959remember when >vegass had the shorks head coach
>>132097959>evander Kane>black shark>does absolutely nothing against VegasDear god... how in the world does Shorking follow their players wherever they go?
>>132098063Todd Mclellan is the choking coach in question, Pete DeBoer led the shorks to the final in 2016 and then it was the patented Pete DeBoer experience (tm)
>one team that has no finnish player wins the cupIt is so tiresome
>>132097978
>>132097973>Tudeau has a 55% approval ratingWhy does Canada even exist?
>MY RING>I DROPPED MY RING
>>132098149annex us please
>>132098149>guy who's never won over 40% and has lost the popular vote in 2/3 of his wins has a 55% approval ratingsource? seems impossible unless of course polls are just made up horseshit
>>132098171It's just as bad here but the point is you are supposed to hate shit leaders
>>132098171and give liberals another 18 senators? No way.
>>132098145gimmie a new one fren
>>132098209Here's my laziest one
>>132098173>>132098149CTV says 40%
>>132098194theres like 2 liberal premiers (governors) in the country
>>132098212I like them. I think I can make some. It's easier with a Mac.
>>132098194America needs more whites to strengthen the country. Toronto and Vancouver can be independent city-states
>>132098233If it's any consolation, I'll be sneaking across the border and paying an American woman 1000 USD to marry her for the citizenship. This will be sometime after I am finally free from this kiked Canadian system.
>>132098221I'm doing them on my sōyPhone
>>132098276I just started making pictures. This is the first one I've made.
>>132098289On my phone I use a free to use pS online works surprisingly well for being freehttps://www.photopea.com/
>>132098303I use PhotoPad on Mac. It's actually really cool. I didn't think I would like Mac's but so far I really like it. I have a R9 MacBook Pro so even some games run pretty good on it. It's a model from 2016 I think and it costed only 600 CAD on kijiji
>>132098303That's pretty cool too. It has some stuff that's easier to use. Thanks for showing.
>>132098149grim
>>132098218Your conservatives are liberals too
>Gary blatantly copying Adam's scriptHas he no shame?
Bigger chokers than the laffs core
>>132097943Why is rod stronger than his entire team? I mean they kept falling over injured over the dumbest plays. Is he stealing their essence?
our starsies are coming back to ensure that a finn walks home with the bin :)
>>132098741I will poop in my mouth if they reverse sweep
>>132098171Kill yourself retard
>>132097972>>132097978>>132098145>>132098209>>132098212>>132098564jenny will force a game 7>and win
Dom at the Athletic says Florida only has a 46% chance of winning the Cup. How accurate do you think the fancystats model of his that he keeps modifying every two weeks is?https://theathletic.com/4413943/2023/05/25/nhl-2023-stanley-cup-playoff-chances-projections-probabilities/
>>132098944anything for robussy
>>132098997They’ve already won it. We’re just trying to figure out who is going to lose their 2nd cup in 5 years. There isn’t a team in the world who could match that DAWG in them and Matty is a man possessed right now.
Americabros...we won
Imagine being Connor McDavid in 2015 when the Oilers won the draft lottery and having to be all like, "Damn Edmonton, you're a great franchise with your dynamic management and totally healthy preoccupation with the 80s. I will totally do my best for you, both the team and the city" when all he really wants to do is join an organization that understands that points don't carry over from previous seasons and that goaltending is a somewhat important aspect of the team sport of hockey. Like seriously, imagine having to be Connor and not only sit in that chair at the draft while the Oilers "organization" walks up to the stage, their shaky, washed-up management unable to conceal a shit-eating grin, Gary absolutely seething in the background that the greatest player of the 21st century isn't going to Florida or Dallas or Phoenix, but to frozen Edmonton. Not only having to tolerate yet another mention of "the dynasty years" and "a winning history," things which happened years before you were born (Edmonton city council finally voted to remove the "City of Champions" moniker from their welcome signs when you were twelve). You've been a humble, fit, and disciplined athlete your ENTIRE LIFE. You've never even seen anything as bloated and self-righteous as the Oilers before and now you can almost hear the team president approaching you after a game to remind you that it's polite to ignore the whiskey on Gretzky's breath when he comes to congratulate you on a good game. You snap back to reality as that bald asshole Peter Chiarelli says your name into the microphone and you go up. You know you could kill every single person on this stage faster than Daryl Katz could do a bump of coke, but you don't. You stand there and endure because you're fucking Connor McDavid. You're not going to bitch out because things didn't go your way. You're going to pick a city up on your back and make things go your way.
>>132099075https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPO5lbFnulE
>>132099075damn ovi is a beast
>wepost skates
>>132099042robussy autism hour
for me it's the sky city stampede of the new zealand ice hockey league
>>132099211isn't that just every hour
>>132099255ya
Is there an elimination compilation picture for the canes? I have to shove it in the face of my friend who has been really obnoxious about canes all season long
A win well ok.
>>132099558Prolonging the suffering
go starsbecome the fifth team
>>132099658Conference final reverse sweeps are 0-47 though
>>132099741become the first team then
dear john,
Winnipeg Ice are winning the memorial cup
Dallas in 7. We Dem boyz
do not reply to vpntards
>>132100096It's just Pekka in transit
>>132099997>off by one from being off by one
>>132100091
Good morning, /hoc/.>laffs
A Norge is winning the bracket challenge I see. ...And they say we're not a hockey nation.
>>132100949Buljus from outer space will win by the goals scored in finals.
>Could the Maple Leafs look at the Stars’ Jim Nill to be their new general manager?
>>132098997so when the kitties win the cup will it be proof that god hates the gays?
*is shit*
>>132101634>nashville had Josi, Weber, Ellis and Suter in front of Pekka
I have no strong feelings one way or the other.
FUCK THE KNIGHTS
fuck em
sit down and let me tell you an exciting tale of things yet to pass..
Go Latvia Go!
Bet ya'll thought dem boz were done.
>joined the panthers ticket queue the second it was open> 2000 people are ahead of you
>>132102618When are the ducks going to be interesting?
>>132102982Never, just exciting
>SCF game 1 will be on May 31st (Wed) if Vegas sweeps in five, June 3rd (Sat) if Dallas can win another game
just did a powerful smelly barzal
>>132102625>not pulling for a USA/CAN final for nuclear euro butthurt gay
Will the Panthers winning the Cup make the Bruins loss any less pathetic?
>>132103134>international hockey gay
>>132099997>Xe hasn't realizedImagine getting Xeattle'd not once, but twice lmfao.
>>132103134>>132103435>gaygay
>>132103232No
16 shit teams, any team that lost to any of them is extra shit.
>>132097850niemi has a ring
>>13210383732*, will be 31 after the final
>>132098997Has ""Dom"" ever been right about anything? :D
>laffs
> andrew brunette> actually a brunettehuh
>>132104403Please give ducks Bedard.
/hoc/ is real slow and shitty today what gives
>>132104979We're still trying to comprehend how Pavelski managed to not shork yesterday.
>>132104967Retard
>>132104979No games tonight and it’s always slow at this time.
>>132098626that's the sound of a window slamming shut
>>132104979Offseason
>>132098626>fartinnookThere’s your problem
>>132103134Thats panny
>>132097972this.
>>132097973KWAB
>>132101634if they need to move on they can. they'll be looking for dmen anyway in free agency.
>>132105174true thatsp a n n yanny>panny.png
Good morning Panny Chads
Flames trannies >>>/out/
>>132105502KWAB
eat cock randy
>>132097995Tampa: EyssimontDevils: MeierRags: GoodrowCanes: BurnsSoilers: KaneJets: Namestnikov was traded to the shorks then traded to the Jets, never played a game but doesn't matterDallas: PavelskiLA: Coached by shorks coachWild:Ruins:Laffs:Isanders:Avs:Kraken:Not all eliminated playoff teams had shorks on them but those that had shorks are all eliminated
Sad
>>132104979people arent waking up with erections
>>132105723don't project your ed onto me
gary had it in for >us
>>132105796please they let you get away with murder against the devils
>>132105796injuries aren't gary's faultwe're not whiny canadians >>132105855based retard
>>132105598Good post
>>132105855My devils ):
>>132097819DALLAS>STARSDALLAS>STARSDALLAS>STARS
The devils should have waited a year to be good, they needed a top ten player from this draft and they would have been set.
>>132106045they need players who are ready to go now. they have a few guys kicking around who are a couple years away.
>no hockey tonight
>
My Petes will bootyblast these Birbs.
just had the most satisfying explosive diarrheafeel like a new man now
Shut the fuck up randy
>>132106290that's called a "marner"
>>132106343just marner is a regular morning shitI believe what I had was the playoffs marner
>>132106282does every game start at 9 est? that's passed my bedtime
>>132106290business idea: toilets with built in scales so you can calculate upward thrust while having explosive diarrhea
>>132106501the results are to be presented in marners
*skates right by you with super aerodynamic and strong t-blades
This is a Remparts board
meow
>>132106634Based
>>132106634retard
>>132106581Holy dust>yellow lacesYoure not ovi
>>132106634tabarnak
>>132105871Canes fans really think they’re the avs injury wise lol
>>132105871>injuriesbecause its not like they had all year to replace the known injury prone pacioretty
tried to smuggle oltermanni, but finnish custom agents are just so vigilant
Gary will never let him play in the NHL
>>132097950Hell no
>>132106747Hey buddy they were also missing... ondrej kase
>>132106844No redemption for the young man, the young white man.
>>132106904Oy vey
>>132106844gary is on his way out. small market bums are about to get checked.
>>132106844Sad
>>132106972>>132106904Pretty, too bad it's in Quebec
>>132106972about the same vibe
>>132106990Albertafags OUT
>>132106972quebec city would be really nice if it werent for the quebecois
>>132106995Retard
>>132107015
We can't put a team in quebec, they already like hockey
>>132105607What a bunch of shorks. Even when they're all on different teams they still can't win a cup. Except Goodrow.
>>132106995pretty sure i used to buy krokodil there
>>132107033This
>>132107032what's it say on the out building bottom left?
>>132107067shed for sale
>>132104940>Laffs
>>132107067don't park cars here
>>132106995>>132107032I visited this place in a porn game
>>132107067Live Laugh Love
>>132107084Gary only calls the game "by the book" for teams he doesn't like. See: Minnesota's #GritFirst
>>132097850Why does the shork always kill itself?
132105455>anyone who i don't like is a tranny
F L A M E SLAMES
>>132107276Who's our new coach going to be flames bro I'm hoping for mitch love
>>132107327Kyle Beach
>>132107327randy carlyle
>>132107131>anna ben yehuda rahmanan
>>132107276>sends their highest ever draft picks to other teams for scraps so they can win a cupNice farm team
>>132107327Sully
>>132107337Andrew Shaw was right
>>132107382Oh is the GM that sullivan is interviewing and hiring going to fire him
>>132107032Nope. Still not the same.
team of destinyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nv4P-DyuPoE
>>132107345Norris Winner with my team (:
>>132106634they were better when they were the harfang desu
>>132107454I met him at a charity golf thing sully said he wanted to coach panny
Grim
>>132107806tyler myers lmao
>>132107844KWAB
>>132107806>Buffalo>Detroit>MONTREALholy shit guys
>>132107806>Darren helm for Detroit
>>132107806Our bailey =)
>>132107806Kane isn't a blackcock anymore wonder who it would be
>>132107806Where's mcdavid?
>>132107806Awoooooo!
lol this was posted after he got rocked too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5L6Pp45gwXEAfter getting taken to 7 and being ousted by Rangies and now losing to the Kitties, Carolina is utterly KEKED
>>132107966Living in a prison of his own mind, decorated by his girlfriend.
>>132108058they are finished. between florida, new jersey, tampa, and maybe buffalo they won't crack the top tier in the east again
How the fuck has Holland managed to survive this shambles?
>>132108058I’m sure pk is glad to have a loving home
>>132108150because mcwigger is the one who told him to sign nurse at top dollar
>>132108218>gms taking orders from playersSad
It really is basically offseason hoc at this point, isn't it? How do >we feel about Vegas winning the Cup, lads?I like Marchessault a lot as a playher because "original misfit" and whatnot but Vegas winning it all as a 5th year franchise is soulless as fuck.
>>132108236but he's literally the best player in the league. i think he knows a thing or two about rating players
>>132108241haven't watched a game since >laffs
>>132108297mcfaggot isn't the best player in the league, tkachuk is. Loser can't do shit when he has to play hockey instead of the mini game because one of his faggot teammates dove.
Which NHL team is most iron maiden? (that is, has an invisible member who does nothing)
>>132108297Retard
>>132108323our islanders unironically
>>132108241I think it's perfect. Gary shakes down a massive franchise fee from a new franchise and splits it up with the greedy owners. He also gives the new club an almost stacked roster, while NHL talent is being diluted. Fuck the other owners. They fucked themselves and their own fans.
>>132108343>>132108327
>>132108319>mcdavid isn't the best because of his teammatesyour unironically retarded
>>132108366How is he wrong
>>132108380figure it out >>132108327
Meow kitties will restore order meow meow.
>>132108388Everyone on the islanders is invisible and does shit bud
>>132108343Alright but who's the most iron maiden left?
Will Vegas losing to the panthers it will be karma for not playing Kessel.
i wonder if that anon went to the coachella valley game, looked like a blast.
>>132108400>sunbelt hockey>order
Kitties are /hoc/'s team and we should all make peace with this, else be banished to the lake of fire.
>>132108421>three time Stanley Cup winner Jonathan Quick and Phil KesselBoth legends
>>132108461And both aren’t playing
>>132108459shut the fuck up
Why are so many female athletes gay?
>>132108459My team will never win a cup.
>>132108471Three time winners though after this season.
>>132108493high test
>>132108480Laffs fans are already in the lake of fire, since forever. You don't want to wind up like them, right /hoc/ ? Go kitties!
>>132108498Just like my islanders
>>132108516Sad
This thread sucks ass
>>132108602Just like my islanders
My islanders don’t suck
>>132108319https://youtu.be/MGrfP1UZnjkNice defense Matt
The Sabres finished literally one (1) point behind the panthers for the 2nd wildcard. This makes me think of a Sabres/Knights Stanley Cup Final....how bad would my dabres have gotten dabbed on by Vegas?>inb4 "they would have lost to Boston in the first round anyway"
It’s up bros….. it’s uphttps://youtu.be/7V4o-cysjmU
>>132108692Yeah it's up.
sing it to me /hoc/
>>132108690Sweep. Eichel won't allow Vegas to lose
>>132108692kino upcoming
>>132105293>panny.gif
>>132108909Good gif
>>132108692Why are you listening to a gen x fatass with a whiteboard and dry erase markers? His analysis isn't even good either
come on are you just a bunch of pansies
>>132108968We don’t cope about Shannon here
Flames removed lindholm and vladar from their twitter banner expect them to be traded when the season ends it’s over…
Fantilli is an obvious bust.
>>132109024good, i'm glad the flames fucking suck
>>132109061cope we can post about them soon the finals are upon us
>>132109055Just like my islanders
To be honest I also like the who better.
>>132109098shut the fuck up they've been talked about this entire playoffs
>>132109055what's the track record of guys who score 30+ goals as freshmen in ncaa? i think it's pretty good, especially recently.
Is /sp/ always this slow. during the day?
>>132108058Kek what a braindead cuck bitch
>>132109124>boomer metalJust how old are you pekka
>>132109202People have jobs. I’m vomiting in bed so I can post on /hoc/ with my homies.
>>132109202The teams with fans are out,simple as
>>132108622True
>>132109202Just short of 40 which makes me the perfect age for boomer metal I think.
>>132109202During offseason yeah
>>132109256This. For once, Canada is correct.
>>132109202It's a Friday afternoon... Summer
>>132109024Lindholm, Mangiapane, Hanifin, Dube being shipped off hoob is the tank commander next season.
>>132109202Unless there’s divegrass on yes
>>132109314>>132109256But then why are there so many people posting about the flames?
what about backlund, is he available?
>>132109202I can't see the puck when it's Summer.
>>132108968they see themselves in him
>>132109386shills
>>132109410Why would you want him
Randy ran the hurricanes social media page.
>>132109432If I was a gm I’d trade a first and a third he’s an elite third line centre
Panthers, are >we gonna make it?
Aight /hoc/, I'm planning on buying some jerseys from DHgate. Do you know how their Dallas Stars jerseys compare to proper ones from Adidas?
>>132109475Probably vegass is getting reverse swept then the stars will be too tired to compete.
>>132109055>go to find a bit more about this fantilli lad>from nobleton>look up nobleton on google maps>unincorporated community outside toronto>look at picseven people that should be laffs fans are not
So until the game, whats your favourit boomer metal?
As the process to find next #LeafsForever GM gets moving, I'd expect Toronto to interview at a minimum Jason Botterill, Marc Bergevin, Brad Treliving and Peter Chiarelli - if they haven't already.
>>132109523>boomer metalis there any other answer than thrash?
>>132109548You could anser megadeth or the like
>>132109548Black sabbath candlemass
>>132109351And toffilio is also gone
>>132109522Nobleton is where the construction mob bosses live. They pay well for window cleaning.
>>132109523Iron Maiden for sure.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xg9aQvjMS60
>>132109466Retard
>>132109583I'm still trying to find a use for their third one but they are my favourite too.
>>132109539Leafs will be contacting teams about current Gms. Not just this unemployed list.Dallas will soon get a call about Jim Nill
Little do they know we are still winning
Finn fans abandoned the canes and cheered for the panthers instead. This is why the canes got swept.
>nobody cares about the bolt dynasty
>>132109523at this point old school death metal is boomerso thathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0cn5iAQjbY
>>132109742Florida keeps winning very concerning
>>132109761>at this point old school death metal is boomerI'ts a sad world and we're stuck living in it.
>>132109664>Jim NillIf laffs call him, he'll call Scotty, who he worked with in Detroit and had been given permission to talk to laffs many years ago. Scotty apparently talked to those retards about 15 minutes and left. >laffs
>>132109742Retard
>>132109790https://youtu.be/vDwMpQ8UuhEI like covers of anime songs. How deep of a hole I am in, I don't know, but I like it here
>>132097819
It’s up bros….. it’s up againhttps://youtu.be/FetXsLAaR3U
>>132109936AS much as I like anime I'll save you from ther hole and show you finnish covers!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjT7_2Epllc
>>132109742why didn't our islanders come about
>laffs>rags
>>132108692>>132109990Fat cuck
>>132109055He skates with his head down and tries to make low percent plays that flys in the soft pusy ncaa this guy is a bust
>>132110051Cope
>>132109055Mitchkov is the 2nd pick.
>>132110113Not after he gets blown up in a drone strike
>>132110056>>132109055Based /hoc/ scouts. I don't think shartilli will be good either
>>132110158just like my islanders
>>132109186>>132107276
>>132110203Have fun every one in a while I don't endorse you frogdudes either.
I can't wait for tonight's game, broswho is playing?
>>132110322Business city in lahti against the law
>>132109539Brad Treliving built a cup contender on the panthers. Leafs should pick him up.
viistoist tölkkii karjalaa
Well I believe there's a host of chance.
>>132110113Please no, i don't want to root for ducks.
>>132110562Fuck I hate the ducks please kill them all.
michkov is too small for the ducks to draft him
>>132110562>>132110585I was thinking of having a sint at the ducks but dhey are as delirious as aI am.
>>132109742Avalanche won '22 i thought
>>132110727Just Wales trophy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-hr4UQ66XAJesus is coming are you ready?
>>132110727PoW is Eastern Conference (Formerly Wales conference) champ
>>132110218holy nice
Will mcdavid be an oil for life?
>>132110727no that was the islanders
>>132110964hahaha FUCK noevery off season he wants to ask for a trade.... but he's too autistic
Why aren't the senators sold yet. Should we buy them
Eilen omistin tustkan
>>132111062they have to pretend anyone but anlauder has a shot
>>132111062i'll throw in an old jockstrap (valued $4000)
>>132110964no he'll leave as a free agent. probably to go to toronto or new york.
>>132110562Do you still like he humppafolks. I hoe you dodge the draft I'll taku you in in if you need a closethole.
>>132111126based drunk finn
>>132111079Gary is going to fuck this up by pricing out everyone if he keeps up his Jewish games
>>132111207I mean in my time we we had to do some stuff butt we didn't care for it althout because of that I got a most noble star for a radio guy-. I'm lityraly the spirit of the readio.
>>132111111
>>132111256What are some other albms that you might enjou whule druj?
>>132111256I don't even know enumore but I like the who
It's cristmas and i*m letting you guuys off the hook.
If Florida wins the Cup they will have the GOAT playoff run
>>132111298ei kai täss enempää len toki ismofani sitä ei voi kieljtää.
>>132111256>stuff buttya stuffing butts (with cock)
>>132111376Retard
Sweden sucks at hockeyU.S might actually do something for the first time in agesCanadians continue to roll the WC's with their D team as usual
>>132111457>in agesin literally everwe have never won this tournament as a standalone event
>1960
>>1321113762014 kings 2009 penguins 1994 rags clears
>>132111556My penguins (: that’s wasn’t really surprising though
>>132111376When Florida wins the cup you mean unless think that vegass or stors can win lmfao
>>132111556the only special thing about that kings run was the reverse sweepand considering they had richards and carter on the team in was a guarantee
>>132111556>1994 ragsHow so?
players should fight for opt-outs in the next cba
>>132111615If Bobrovsky cools off the Panthers are fucked
>rags
>>132111651Retard
>>132111663tkafuck will carry them since stars and vegass have shitty goaltending
>>132111642Finals and the conference finals were both really good 7 game serieses
>>132111663they will just score morewhy don't people realize this?
>>132111207i need ome sumbass troops for my ore man.
>>132111750Theyve won like 7 straight 1 goal games
the puck melted
>finns cheer for panturds cause they have one bust>they’re carried by a Russian American and Canadians
>>132111785that's just the way the wind blows
>>1321116203 game 7sCame back from down 3-0 vs the shorksCame back from down 3-2 vs the ducksDefeated the defending champions in a 7th game on the roadThat hawks series was an absolute war some of the best hockey ive ever seen Faced elimination 7 times won every single time Embarrassed the rags and lundpads in the final
>>132111663Bob is a double Vezina winner with .935 Sv%, Adin "literal who shorks castoff" Hill has .938Who's really riding a hot goalie?
>>132111797Lundell and Luostarinen are also Finnish
finns live rent free in my head
>>132111819i still prefer the 2012 bulldozing run
No nonon he vhave never done anythiung liuke this
>>132111853The only fun part of that was watching the canucks choke both games at home and game 3 after that it was very similar to this season where none of the conference final teams had any bants
>>13211155693 hasb
>>132111905that series was the end of the sedins
how will u cope losing tmrrw?
>>132111959the sedins were pretty gay
>>132111941Rigged finals disqualifies it. If they had a chance to play their forever rivals instead of el gay and blue bandana hrudey I would agree
>>132112007just like my penguins
Elämä on reiässä rattoisaa hänet to
>>132111959Implying it ever began
Onestly it's not a very democratic enviroment for pople who hage russua but not quite as much.
>>132112017huomenta
>>132112073maybe one day i'll be an onest man- said no russaian ever
keep deaming on but tuesdays gone is a good song to win our heearts
>>132112103What about pavel bure
>it was 3-0
>>132112129The Stars arent coming all the way back
>>132112126his jannetty brother married dj tanner
you now remember that valeri bure is married to the bitch from full house
>>132112151that's what everyone says when it's 3-1
>>132112126I don't know I keep getting payued so Iäm plaing my gibs to th thened.
>>132112167you woke up pretty early in the morning, have some coffee you aren't making any sense yet
>>132112191https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDoLlm6IW_cOnly a small part of life is rock and roll even if that. Blow away rock and roll!
gonna have to shower after that marner holy fuck
>>132112223gary blocked that video in my country
if dallas wins the series I will gladly post my 6.2 inch white penis in this general in honour of Ted and buy a 1999 replica number #20 eddie belfour stars jersey
>>132112237you should be able to see it allhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDoLlm6IW_c
>>132112015Based don
>>132112249This is at least nice no one under 50 ears old is goinf to watch this.
based fried man telling sunbelters that if they care about 'growing the game' they better watch
>>132112321hey i am under fifty but a fifty year old in my yeart
>>132112325i'm doing my part
What have I becomeMy swept roid friendEvery finn I knowChokes just like andersenAnd you can have it all My empire of dirt My black daughter's nameForgot, my head hurts
>>132112368Jen
garys face when
>>132108493>dykepuck
>>132112422He disgusts me
Rock is deadThere are no new rock bands and all the incoming generations listen mumble rap and pop. Get this, the most recent formed popular rock band is fucking MGK and his style just mimics the sound of the 2000s. Look at the line up of any rock festival or concert, all old guys playing songs from 15+ years ago!Long are the days where a bunch of highschool kids in jersey got together in a garage and somehow formed my chemical romance. Anyone who listens to ANY rock soon will instantly be lauded as an out of touch dinosaur
>>132099076Daryl Katz and that nose of his. I can't look at him. He's disgusting looking.
For me, it's /hoc/
>>132112506just like my islanders
>>132112321Im ean it's ismo no oone besides me waths to see him but I do.
>>132112459Do you like Sleep Token?
>>132112516https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EwwJnJPs8A
>>132112576I listened to them off handedly without knowing who they were and now I hear about them constantly. Why are they so popular?
>>132112459Off season posting is alive and well
When is the hockey tonight? Gary, when?
>>132112628Tomorrow retard
>>132112576STOP WITH THE ASTROTURFED FAUX-HEAVY POP BANDS I'M SICK OF ITLISTEN TO REAL METAL OR FUCK OFF
>>132112640retard
>>132112622There are no games who cares
>>132112596A few reasons I'd say. They do metal for people who don't usually like metal, they're more like a multi-genre act that finds a way to add a bit of metal to most of their tracks. Their vocalist is very good and the drummer is pretty good too. They have the "anonymous artists" mystique about them so that helps. They've released a few duds and the lyrics can sometimes be a bit whiny, but most of their tracks do rock. I like 'em, seeing them live in September
>>132112645Based kvlt poster
Thanks to the great success of his "Sunbelt Strategy" and as a reward to the man who engineered it, The Stanley Cup has been renamed the "Gary Grail"
>>132112645Can't I do both?
>Mark Stone, come down and get the Cup
>>132112516/hoc/ song lyrics is my favourite gimmick
>>132112645https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2xN_0ajnlw
>>132112713yes
>>132112753based already had this one saved
>>132112744*favorite
gary's going to get put in his place this offseason. they need to get these fucking jews out of the chel.
>>132112865>he said for the 29th year in a row
>cup finals>18 hours old
>>132112859you better watch your behaviour
is this the thread?
>>132112915yeah
>>132112952
>>132112859Niggour
Pongs bros...
>>132113070my yinzies :)my yinzies :(
>>132113070sid and geno need to beat feet
Only shit games on tomorrow
>>132113070Sad
>>132113070>It's the leafs or nothing for meShanny was right this guy's word is worth nothing
>>132113070Hope he doesn’t bring his butt buddy spezza with him.
>>132113203Maybe he shouldn’t have fired him then.
>>132113017cope
if kyle dumbass was really the manger hed have found a better coach to manage the team into winning a cup instead of winning 4 games for the first time in 20 years being some pinnacle. expect the pens to be full of little sissies and waste the rest of sindys career
>>132113248Sad
>>132113269>>132113269>>132113269
>>132113248Dubas can find cheap effective depth and that's pretty much all the pens need. He can't choose a shit coach or overpay a core there
